Tell Em Steve-Dave - #570: Nose Too Long?

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

Jimmy the Hair Guy needs to prove himself, Q helps out the 13%ers, jet skis, Bry calls Git ‘em out.

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You seem a little bit out of it. You've been drinking your water. I see that you have. I'm drinking my water. You look good. You look flustered. I feel like your skin looks better. Yeah, you look more... I feel okay, like, physically. I haven't been... It hasn't been a great summer though.

No. Yeah, I feel kind of like... My brain feels like it's not inside my head at times. Feels like it's floating around. Yeah, I used to pay thousands of dollars a week for that feeling. Yeah, and I don't know. I would be a couple hundred a week for that. Oh, man. It's like you're kind of depressed. I don't know. I don't know what it is. It could be that. I'd be if I knew what that's, you know, exactly what it was. I, you know. Well, you're more of a fall winter guy, you know. No gusto.

No gusto. No pain. No pain. Yeah. No. Dude, you just lost one of your best friends. I mean, I don't know how you're supposed to feel good. Yeah, it's less, it's like two weeks later.

That's, that's not a long time. No, it's not. Two weeks has been. I mean, that I was still just crying all day. I'm still crying. If I start talking about start crying dude, and like you don't like change to begin with, you've been dealing with a lot of change lately and then you lose your best friend, like I don't know, man,

like kind of, I don't think I would expect anything different dude. I mean it's just tough because it's like I find myself like spending way too much time with socks though. Yeah, I don't even like you that much. Because I'm taking her everywhere. She's dehydrated running her around. She was dehydrated. Yeah, she got the, she got tested at the vet recently

or check up and they said that she like you can try to go to drink more water. So like the whole family is like a druster. Is there like a desertuster water for some reason. Is it like a desert over there? What's going on? I'll just take her, I'll just wake her up and just take her to the harbor and just walk around like two o'clock in the morning and do it for hours. For no reason, you know, but she wants to go. She's excited, but it's not, it's not in her normal routine, though. Wow. Nor yours. Yeah. No, it's not, yeah. Huh.

I think what you're feeling is completely natural. Yeah. Definitely. And with, like I say, like the summer, it's been, it has been a beat summer, you know? You came in with the, you had the, you were sick, you had the congestion, you had this going on, and you had that.

Monthly congestion in my lungs. That after a while was concerning, but eventually it all dried out, and now there's nothing in my lungs, but it took a long time. I don't know if that's age, like, you know, you expect to rebound in a week, and now it's taking a month to rebound. That could probably, it could be just because, you know, your everything's just slowing down.

Well, you don't have any sort of health or exercise regime at all either right? No, no, other walking is actually really good for you. Yeah, well a lot though. Yeah Walking like drinking lots of water you'll bounce back here. You're right any And I know the answer to this already, but like any Thought of a puppy or anything like that, like coming in and it feels I don't know if this doesn't feel like it's right. Yeah, yeah, I don't know why, but it would feel like almost a betrayal. Yeah, yeah, we got You know, I took him that kid from outside Boris and he's living in Benjamin's living area because I'll keep him separated from the other cats and like it is weird because I fucking love that kitten so much

but seeing him in Benjamin's bed on Benjamin's chair like I do, I feel it and it's been almost a year and a- Pretender? Yeah, I just like- You sucker! I don't want it to seem like I've moved past that which is weird because what it gives a fuck at me But I mean nobody Benjamin doesn't care It's on that rainbow bridge like nobody gives a shit for me, but I I have like a defensiveness about it So but I there is a lot of joy though. I mean it's undeniable You know, I wish that there were

like stray French bulldogs that like could just be like pop up in your backyard. Yeah When they come into your life, maybe you guys complain when I read my porch. Yeah Look what's underneath the porch. Yeah. What if a listener was like, I have a French bulldog puppy. Do you think that would serve the same purpose? I don't know. I think it's just a bit too soon. Yeah, I can completely agree on this. But I wish that there was a party that did wish that I just walked outside and there was a little stray dog or something, a puffy or something.

Yeah. That's for me, Cue. I feel like now is the perfect time. Like I have, I had two pictures of Benjamin. Yeah. And I wanted to send them to you, but I'm like, I don't want to send them out of nowhere because then he'll get upset about it.

Can you please send them? I just sent them right now. So we're talking about it, yeah. I mean, like, well, this This Benjamin photos gone back and forth constantly. Yeah, okay. Cousin Helen, you know, baby sat him a lot. Right, right. She's always, oh my god. I think Mary Beth has a short video too of him chewing on a little plant.

I'll get her to send it. Yeah, I got it. So you're a little down then. Yeah. And it's hard to get back into the swing to schedule things. Just do the things that you just did for you kind of had, I don't want to say a fire to do, but you know, you were motivated. I don't feel to say fired it, but you know, you had you were motivated. I don't feel motivated. Yeah. Yeah. That's feeling that's depression, man. That's the pressure. Yeah, that's feeling blue. Yeah. I remember you were saying to like I never felt depression before and now like, yeah, that's what it feels like. Not fun. Yeah.

Shit. All right. So anyway. Now that we started off on that note, Q last week we real quick Patreon, boostpatron.com slash Tom Steve Dave. There's something going on with Patreon coming up because last week, Gidham and Frank went to the Chinese buffet. Okay. All right. I don't think you were part of this conversation. Now Gidham purposely did not invite Jimmy the hair guy saying that he has no place at the Okay, all right. I don't think you were part of this conversation now Get him

Purposely did not invite Jimmy the hair guy saying that he has no place at the table because he can't eat as much as Get him would like him to eat should they go to a buffet There's a minute like he brought Frank because he knows Frank can put it away Powerful pound Frank's worth the money Jimmy the hair guy not so much. He he couldn't eat barely eat any baby food He only had like half a slider, half a white castle slider when we went to, when we did the... He lost the one chip challenge to Ming.

Yeah, that's the one chip challenge. He has failed in every eating endeavor that we put in front of him. Yeah, and tell him Steve Devetown doesn't have just mean he's kind of the little sword. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently, I hardly get him that, you know, it has different standards. You just not like Jimmy the hair guy. Oh, no, I love Jimmy. It's just I've gone to the buffet with people who don't eat a lot.

And it pulls me down. I got to do a YouTube. I think I think it's a self-conscious thing. It's like, I want to eat. I'm gorging myself. Yeah, and I know it's no, it's it. It's like, I want to eat. I'm gorging myself. The other person better as well. No, this person now has nothing to do because it's a restaurant.

So. Why is that your problem? Because then they're sitting there like staring at you. Or talking to you and having conversation when you're shoving, you're like, well Frank said that, get him to say a word for the first five minutes. He's like, he went and he got his,

he got, he got his plate. He's set it up, he's got a whole routine. He's like, it's, it's a, like a silence. This is five didn't come with you? No, she apparently, she's allergic to fish. Yeah, sure. That's it. You told her she, you know what, did you tell Frank, tell Mrs. Five

she can go into the goodwill store while we're eating? Could she walk around the goodwill store? Well, because she, she doesn't. By crap, we're eating. The men walk around the goodwill store. Well, because she doesn't. By crap, we're eating. The men are eating. Because now because she says she's allergic to fish, if it the food might accidentally contain fish, which at this place, they kind of, they seem

to be a little laks with food separation. Yum. Yeah. So it's good. We walked in for about 10 seconds, and you can tell he was holding his breath the whole time. I had to get the office key to get into the office. So I had to go where I knew he was at.

I had to go in for a second. You would have thought I was trying to get into the fucking White House, so the guy at the front counter. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was like, I'm not here to eat. I just need to get a key. I go, I go. Did you see guy in here?

Big guy would have been long beard. I don't think he spoke English though. He does He was just pretended. Oh, yeah, have you seen a big guy at the buffet? What happens at the buffet stays at the buffet so it's confidential It's sounded like you know like a like fish like you know Slamming against each other You guys are on the top guy in the corner. Yeah, I'm trying to put them in business. Frank looked like he had been through hell.

He looked like he had seen so he'd been in the shit. In the numb. Oh, he... That was by the time you got there, so they weren't even done yet, right? They were on very close. Yeah, we were on dessert. We were on dessert, but I'm not Yeah, Frank looked like he was physically ill. There was a few times he sat back in the booth

and he could tell he'd loosened the notch on his belt. Who are? Like in between plates. Like he was taking a breather. He just ate too much. Yeah, I think it took its toll. Well, have you hung out with Jimmy the hair guy in different scenarios?

Well, that was the first time you wanted to hang out and you were like, no, you don't eat. Well, it's not out with Jimmy the hair guy in different scenarios where that was the first time you want that I hang out And you like no, you don't eat well, it's it's not that I wasn't specifically about him to that thing That was just gonna be Frank and I but I've told him he like I would post photos of my food in the a group chat And Jimmy like oh man, I want to fucking go there. And I'm like no you you you can't eat I've seen I've seen your abilities so you have to prove yourself before you can have a seat at the table. But how's your problem? So we have to see. There you go.

That's the whole idea behind this conversation. I see. Is that these guys, Walt and Gettom, they came up with a qualifier. Okay. So they're going to, for Patreon, there's going to be a recording of Jimmy eating as much as Gettom dictates so that he can earn his place at the table. Yes. I thought we could also try and do like one of those shows where you where like we film

it all and then you know we bring the videos back, cut them up and then people wager on. Oh yeah, like the Olympics. The Olympics. The Sun's shine. Right, right. Yeah. Not exactly manverse food, get averse food. Yeah. That way, you know, it's like, because it's just weird to just show people eating.

Right. And disgusting. I said, I'm disgusting. But there is a dark side to the buffet queue. This is something that that I heard. I don't know if it's true. I think it probably is so ugly that it made me think a little bit less of a get them. What the fuck's the matter with you that you do not tip at a buffet? I just don't, don't they do a springy water?

No, they clean up there. They clean your plates off. No, no, Emily Post, who I think probably knows more about manners than you do, says a minimum of 10% at a buffet. Who squealed on you? Probably Frank. Definitely Frank.

It was definitely Frank. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it when he said that. I was like, oh, get him. Come on, man. Did Frank tell? Yeah, because I, because we went for dinner. I like to go for lunch because I don't

need anything on that sound of the dinner menu. Because it's usually like crab likes and stuff that I can't eat. So I always like going for lunch. So we had to go for lunch because I don't eat anything on the dinner menu. Because it's usually like crab likes and stuff that I can't eat. So I always like going for lunch. So we had to go for dinner because of the time he was showing up. So he volunteered to pay the difference between the lunch price and the dinner price. So... You cheap fuck.

Isn't this guy who has zero expenses? He's richer than everybody, right? You know. When I was in West Ell, when I lived in LA, when I worked in Westwood, there was a girl who worked at the bank and she told me some of the homeless people in the area, she goes, you would not fucking believe

how much money they have in their accounts. Like it dwarfs most people. Yeah, it's not. So are they just mentally ill and they just wouldn't spend it? I think they just hoard it all, yeah. Mm-hmm. Barrier, man. Yeah, I know you could afford to tip them how much is the effect?

1297 I believe for the normal lunch per face so you couldn't leave two bucks $2 bucks three bucks even five if you're feeling Christmas Usually I pay my card so I just you know, what does that mean? I just You know you should do dude if you want to stop looking like so much of a scum, maybe instead of wearing that line right cash on it. And then, so it looks like you at least bothered to tip. Okay.

Who's he fooling though, except for himself? Oh, and then the manager's like, well, I got somebody stealing tips because. And Frank the Nark. No, if you're really struggling. I'll strap a dollar then, man. I just said, two, there's no, what you're really strong. I'll strap a dollar there, man. Two.

There's no, what you're doing is wrong. I speak for all servitors out there, whether they were for buffezor not. My wife used to, dude, I wanted to go to the restaurant and fucking strangle people, because what happens is, if you don't tip that waitress, she still has to pay out to the bartender, she still has to pay out to the fucking bus boys.

So what's happening is by serving your fucking cheap ass, she's losing money. To go to work, it's unreal. You can't have that mentality. I serve myself. Right, but who clears away your plates? Somebody does, I don't know. It's usually gone, but it's not my fault.

Oh, okay, so it's just a random other customer, right? It's not somebody who works there, don't give me that. Now, will that breach of etiquette between two eaters, will you put that in your roll of decks and be like, you know, at Frank's, and I can invite him or since he squealed that I don't tip. I think Frank's like good. I gave him 24, the the dinner to pay for my portion

I said if you want to put some of that towards the tip you can okay. Yeah, well he did there. Yeah, so I did tip wait a second The latest thing that's not the way I heard Yeah, he actually gave Frank cart blanche with that. It's 12.9 for dinner for lunch. It's $18 for dinner Okay, so 18 plus tax he gave him like a fucking quarter. Frank said he would pay the difference between lunch price and dinner price. So I paid. Why are there so many caveats? Like me and you go out, me and you go out, like there's none of this shit where there's

like subsidizing meals and shit. These are the buffet rolls. These are the buffet rolls. They don't apply to any other place. They apply to the buffet. What rules supersede each other? The gittermoles are the buffet rolls. The gittermoles are the buffet rolls. They don't apply to any other place. They apply to the buffet. What rules supersede each other? The get-em-rolls are the buffet rolls. The get-em-rolls are the buffet rolls. Get-em-roll is the golden roll practically.

You can't go to the buffet and be like, you know what? I'm not going to eat any of the dinner price, any of the dinner offering. So I just want to pay the lunch buffet price. Then you fuck you. Then you have to be seated before three o'clock and get out before three thirty. Right. To not get the dinner right reached all those things So I normally I would normally not go and That's why Frank made the offer to pay the difference so that we'll supersede the buffets rules. I guess so Just so we know I wasn't paying it. I was paying for my portion. Wow, man. I heard that. I was just like it it annoyed me It annoyed me that you couldn't throw down a buck or two.

A buck or two, it's nothing. This was more than a buck so. Right, this time around. What about every other time? No. Okay, okay. So when you go to your dad, your dad also doesn't tip. He's going, he's going,

he's artin' back and forth, tell me. No, he's just a homo. He usually pays. Oh my God. He's back for it forth telling me. He usually pays. He usually pays. And it will be you. What's going on? What are you going to drop ceiling? He usually, like, the buffet is the only place that I really go out and eat by myself.

Yeah. So he usually pays when we go to the buffet, when we go out for breakfast or whatever. So he handles the tip. All right, so I'm sure he probably does the right thing. It's dad's a good guy. So why don't you fuck, you follow your dad's example every other way, why not this way?

I don't see what he tips, so it's just, I guarantee it's fuck it. He has at least $2. He doesn't want to face reality that he's being a cheap fucking con. Oh, okay. You don't care, do you? Will you drop two bucks in next time you go? Yes. All right. Next time you go tell me I'll give you the two bucks for

you to drop. Okay. All right. Yeah. Hold me to it. Now you mentioned patron. I just mentioned one thing to a certain to two tiers in the patron. The $60 and $100 tier. There was a poll on July 27th at T-shirt poll and there's like 70 people who have been voted for what T-shirt they want. If I can please ask you to go scroll through the post, I know it's a pain in the butt, but go to the July 27th Merch alert post and you have to put in your size, a T-shirt you want if you don't. I'm not going to be ordering a ton of extra shirts, so you might have to get a sticker or something if you don't put in your shirt size Sticker versus shirt

$60 tier people go vote for what shirt you'd like with size Mm-hmm. I thought last week also With Mary Beth's parents here Walt was very careful about his language and it wasn't until I got home that I'm like There were only like five years older than us. It's not like we're being overly offensive to our elders. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just the way I would have do it with anybody's parents. Yeah, or kids. When Sunday Jeff's kid was here the other day you were very... That's even weird. I had no idea she sat down behind me I'm going on and on talking to Blue Street. I think going on and on talking to blue street.

I think I can't remember who was they were they were pointing like behind me. I was like, oh, hey. Hey, I was like, hey, what's the way you get them? Yeah, I can just see her eyes like little wide just a little. I know what it's like to have a four-learn heart. Oh, no, I don't think I ever did before. I went to this blue October concert on Saturday night with the family. And I got a text from Joe DeRosa. Oh, yeah. Where are you?

Supposed to be here. I was supposed to be because he had a show at Avonel in Avonel, New Jersey. Okay. And I told him, I was like like that's the show I'm going to Which I fully intended to and I never thought he'd remember he remembered Yeah, it's like where are you know we're going back and forth and we both decided we hate blue October for keeping us apart Yeah, he's the best I told Walt to that that this is, I've seen, I've now seen

Blue October more than any other band that I actually am like a big fan of. There's the fourth time. Three out of the four times the singer, this guy Justin has pointed at me from the stage and done this like he stroked and a beard and given me the thumbs up. He likes you beard. Three out of four times, though, is that not? And the only other, and it's told what, the only other time we were at a PNC art center,

we were in the 200, so it's not like he could have even seen me. Sure. What's going on? He liked the beard, we mean. That's it. I've heard. Does he recognize me, though? Is that like a sign? I've heard stories, though, that they will point to people in the audience

that they want security to bring backstage to do Tojury things to now Pro cold Maybe that maybe that because like I'm standing what you say? Pro cold cuts at your Like I had boys. I'd only be at the road, sir So do you think like that's how he specifies? he's like not the blonde next to him the beard guy I want to throw baloney on his ass. Yeah, I'm a rock star

No, no, I don't think no anything involving me in another dude. I think she would not be all right with yeah I don't know about up tight as much as I don't want to see my man with being subjugated by a bunch of other men. Yeah, I think humiliated with cold cuts. He does know it's 2023, right? She does know, but I mean, she's old school, I guess. She's 29, but really, she's more 59, I'd say. You know?

So just blew out to the brinno that you go to the shows? Like, have we ever reached out? I've never we reached out to do a podcast She reached out to do a podcast with them not this past time the time before and it looked like they were gonna do But then they were late like they got in late something so they couldn't do it this time around Rupert said that he was trying to get a hold of them, but he couldn't and Then I pump the brakes on it anyway. We'll slam the brakes on it because we went to a renfests me, Walt and Frank went to

a renfests that weekend. So there was no time. It was like renfests Saturday afternoon, a blue October concert Saturday night, renfests podcast the next day, and then TV guys on TV guide. If you're not on Patreon. It's almost like you got a real job. I know, dude. He's working me to the bone this guy.

Yeah. Drink some water. Yeah. I got a lot of work coming up. What's up? You're peeking a little. Oh, am I? Okay, let me turn it down a little bit.

Maybe we'll get some I, maybe we'll get some IVs in here that we could just like, just keep going. Just keep going. We're working ourselves to the fucking bone. Yeah, we talk a lot. We talk a lot. We talk a lot. We talk a T.V. listing from 1978.

It's so fucking fun though. It's such a fun show. It's like that. And, excuse me, tells from behind the fake counter, the comic book men show. Yeah. My easily my favorite show. Yeah. The T.V. guide was a great, great idea, that wall-todd.

It just allows you to sit there and reminisce. Remember very shit, you know? Yeah, it's fun. Well, to become fascinating with this, he found out that you can do, there's mobile IV services that will drive around and just give you IVs. Yeah, I am fascinated by this because, he paid to go to the hospital for it.

Because I'm not sure that you should trust the person calling that that's what's wrong. Oh, that you're not, you're like, I am dehydrated. Yeah, but we'll come and I give you another. Maybe it's something more than that and you just can you just don't go to a doctor And you just call the I the the people the traveling IV van well I think the main people who use it are it's for hangovers. That's all I've ever heard it for like if you have a hangover You call this place they come they did you shut so if you don't have a hangover they won't

Oh, I don't care they don't care they just come put in the needle your arm or film you up But I think all the time I've heard people use it as for hangover. I couldn't believe how expensive it was too Yeah, but that will that includes the driving out so you don't to tip them And even set it on the website it even set it on the website you don't have to or don't it says it includes travel and Grituity, okay, It's like $375. Holy shit. It's certain concoctions or yeah, it has like B12 and all stuff in it. Yeah. Wow. Now get

them. Do you do you not can you get IV bags and stuff like like can you buy them off Amazon or the internet? You can. Like because I give. Oh for your. Yeah. I gave them three times a week. Now Chess is gonna twice a week. Okay, so If you could come up with the concoction, you could do it yourself like if you had a qualify nurse

But the fluid or any it I don't I think the Yeah, they come fill fill fluid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah You're talking about free 12. Yeah, right. You could taste it when it goes into your veins. No, no No, but you're saying. It's got like B12, stuff like that. That's the flavoring. Yeah, but you said you used the word taste it. Oh, I think it's not like it's flavor or anything.

Yeah, it's just the plain sailing without the vitamin. No, no taste. Yeah, I think it was like making a joke, right? Or maybe I just chose a role. He did say flavor, so. Yeah, it's like wow, okay, that's wild. Yeah, like he sampling Benjamin's fucking I be back. Snorting up like with.

Would you let it get him minister in Ivy? And you know, no, I know he's given himself needles, though, he can keep doing that. That's a problem. Well, you drain you know, I'm myself. You're draining, you're draining. I'm draining, yes. I wouldn't trust the hygiene of it. Where's that needle going before? Let's just see the needle come out of the plastic. It's the needle then.

Everything I use is sealed because we use the fire. You know, we heat suns or anything out. It's stuff we used for the horses that was out in the... Yeah, it could take a year. There you go, now you're getting horse-eye it's the same it's the same mono jack needles So you can't blame me for not I I understand the leap on what went when I first moved into the when I first moved into the house

I got a lot of pickle buckets from our jelly department Yeah, because I was using them for like TV stands and stuff until I could get stuff. And I meli fucking No, once the pickle buckets were in their pickle brine. Oh, oh, oh. When they're sealed, they don't smell.

And like it was like a step stool, stuff like that. And I made a cheesecake once and the lady in the deli was like, no, no, I don't want to eat any. And later on she revealed she's like, with the amount of pickle buckets you were taking from here, I was worried, like where the stuff from the cheesecake was stored. Jesus Christ, you have a reputation.

Do you still have the pickle buckets? They melted. Oh, okay, they were inside. Yeah, another tragedy for the fire. Yeah, the great pickle bucket melting. Well, like some of them, like I mounted a towels on top, so like you could use them as chairs, if you could take them.

Sure, of course. Yeah. Well, like, no. No, just get the steps. Who's coming over? Like so I'm like I mounted a towels on top so like you can use them as chairs if you sure Who's coming over who's coming over and it's like that's good enough for me Like sometimes you're working on the more and you want to sit down to like work on the more So you just sit on the pickle bucket because it's like the right height that you don't want to drag a chair out in the garage or something So how many pickle buckets do you need for that? I have like 6 to 8 6 to 8 Yeah, so how many pickle buckets do you need for that? I have like 68 60 yeah, what it let him Get him down. I don't know My mother was a nurse. I don't think I let my mother do it. I really I'm surprised cuz I don't know I I you're pretty good. No, as much as ribbing as I give you I

Find that more often than not you're right about almost everything. Yeah, even I'm gonna say I don't think I can find a vein if need be. Yeah, I think you're a little I think you could in the moment. I think I've got him had a little practice like if you put like you know how they practice tattooing on pig skin like if you practice on a pig or something. Like my father my father I guarantee you could probably find a vein because he does it on horses all the time. So how's he find it?

Which do you put a little pressure on it and it causes the blood to back up a little start striking the horse? Get him has his pantomiming strangling a horse No, no, no you put like a like on the on the vein or the artery you put your thumb on it So it backs up the blood flow a little okay, and it kind of stands out. Wow, so Jesus I've watched it. He's as just as good as the bets are. I tell you, I gave you the biggest compliment. I almost forgot that they even said it,

but I do want to mention that the Franks said they wish they could borrow you for like a week or two. They can? They can. Just so they could get things done back at their place. Oh, is that what they thought? Could I ask them a month ago to help me hang shit up and I've still yet to see him show his face.

Well, that was good. I got a hurt neck. I got a hurt finger. I got a hurt this. I heard that. Never came over and I don't ask twice. Well, the Franks didn't ask them. They told me this are like they wish they had. Oh, they wish they had again. On the weekend of Friday. Got you. Well, you get them and their lives that they like that they could just walk down the cellar and be like you know What do you think about this he would come up offer his okay? So so he's a live-in boy Friday To be fair my name I mean he practically lives in the office. You're right So they did cut my finger open that when you asked so who did the minute clinic people?

Oh the clinic. Oh you actually went to a clinic. They cut it open Yeah, I'm wrong with it. Infection in the joint. Oh god. It's like you living your own third world country Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, it's like a general Now it's a third world country Doctors without borders make a a house call for him. They're drop some rice to me. Of course. Oh, man. He's crazy.

He wants air elections. And we want to bring democracy to the town general store. No more unwanted circumcisions. He's not a legitimate leader. I don't get him's clitoris. I made a discovery. I found something that I brought today. Really?

That I believe is going to greatly help out any 13%ers out there really. Yes, I'm gonna ladies. I was in Pennsylvania visiting my parents I'm gonna do a place very similar to where we discovered the Prussian kissing devil skull Oh, and I found this book And it's by guy named John Robert Powers and it says how to have model beauty, voice and personality. Okay. It's from the 1960s. So you know, it's not filled with any modern ideas. Very correct.

That it has such topics like how to develop your inner glow. Oh. Tips on training your eyes to sparkle. That's page nine. Beauty in the business world. Teen years, the age of preparation. The big night. The top biggest secrets of a 20,000-dollar-year-teen-age models.

I mean, this is it, guys. I was going through this and it just tells you how to be a model. Yeah. For instance, it's just opening to any page here. Here's some advice. Don't be a fault finder to these ladies. Oh boy. That could possibly be a timeless advice. Well, can I read this paragraph? Yeah.

Never laid eyes on this before. So, you know, don't be a fault finder. Another form of criticism, which is detrimental to your charm, is that a finding fault with everything around you? The food and a restaurant, the movie, the television show, the style of decorating in a friend's house, the boss service, even the weather. This kind of negative thinking makes you a person other soon learn to avoid.

Your comments rarely change the situation. You'll be a much more attractive person if soon learn to avoid your comments rarely change the situation. You'll be a much more attractive person if you learn to ignore the faults and concentrate on the good points. Moreover, men are always suspicious of a caddy woman. When a woman tears down other people to someone, they inevitably wonder what she says about them. Is there any other kind?

That's some solid advice. This is a fucking. That's step-per-life advice is what that is, man. A hard company. You can't have an opinion that's negative. I don't, I think that negativity begets negativity, though. If you're constantly bitching and moaning about everything,

then you just, everybody becomes immune or just like, just wants to tune you out. Yeah, enough of this guy, enough of this gal. You said, guy. I know. I know everybody's talking about me. That's all. I just never told my wall.

We should hear this shit I say about you on the way home. Oh, I'll give you some advice for you, Walt. Okay, get on the water wagon. Oh, good. Be the steady path to your water faucet. Water contains no calories and cannot be fattening. Hahaha. Oh, I mean, it's, it's accurate.

It is true. Where was that book for two weeks ago? Yeah, really. In Pennsylvania. Yeah, I should have. I wish I had had it. They have a model weight chart, illustrations, how to sit, S curve.

She never sits like the S curve. Dude, you might be, I was gonna put this in the, she's man-spreadin' library. Yeah. I'm gonna put him, you know, again, I'm just gonna do the library card and everything. Yeah, all the, all the, since Nicole Richie, all the girls wanna sit

with their, showing off the, all back in the day when they were getting out of limo's and shit, yeah, Nicole Richie and Karin's holding. Yeah out of limos and shit yeah the dinosaur is that now the new way to sit in the office get him when customers come in you have to be sitting in the S curve oh oh chapter 11 how to be a lady your manners are vital manners holy shit I think I just saw something underlying in this book. Oh, I love it. I look underlined what? I got it.

I wonder how many copies were sold and how many... New York Times best sell it. Girls took it to heart, like at the time, you know? I think a lot. And you would disagree with this... with what was said so far? Uh, no, I wouldn't disagree with it. I mean, because it is, it's fact, like like water doesn't have calories that doesn't mean that like

You should only drink water Like I think they're really leaning toward like they're leaning into stuff that is not very popular today Right, but the fault finding you're right like if you go around especially if you're like a hot chick that's supposed to be a model You are you are then considered extra bitchy and entitled if you're like a hot chick that's supposed to be a model, you are then considered extra bitchy and entitled. If you're going around just ragging about shit non-stop. Oh, there's some pictures of beautiful women in there. How to make up. I mean, it's everything here.

It's a long, but how to have skilled conversations, how to increase your sophistication, read a good newspaper radio. Mary Beth actually just got a text yesterday, the woman who shot our wedding photographs. Oh, the one I really loved? Yeah, Jillian wants her to come down and do a Budwars set dressed as Morticia. All right. For Halloween, so she's going to go down the Baltimore and do that and then we'll post

up some pictures. Are you gonna be her Gomez? I'm not. I was not invited. I was not even mentioned, I don't think. I would make a good Gomez anyway. He's very like a sharp dressed, sharp looking guy, tight mustache. Yeah.

Maybe a combination of the monsters and the atmosphere. Or maybe Cousin it. I was gonna say Cousin it. Cousin it. Cousin it. Cousin Or maybe Cousin it. I was gonna say Cousin it. Cousin it. Guys, my mouth is empty. I think anybody wants to know any tips for lovely lips? I would like to hear. Chris is Chris going in.

He's only eight. Oh, okay. One, there's no pouch and no peaks. The curves of your mouth should be gently rounded. So no duck face. Nope. Watch out for an over extended top curve. It will give your mouth a sneer. Oh, like Elvis. Nope. Watch out for an over extended top curve. It will give your

mouth a sneer. Oh, look at all this. Oh, here we go. Keep the corners drawn slightly upward. Avoid an aging corner droop. Can you imagine trying to remember all this shit all the time? A stiff upper lip applies to your thoughts, not your lip line. Oh, I like that. A too straight line is aging and stern looking. I mean this is a lot strive for balance between the shaping of the upper and lower loops. I mean guys this is it this is like This tells you everything you need to know I think I think I would like to be the first one to borrow that from the library bring it home Mary Beth. Oh You're leaving me how tall are you?

What's this book that was on my side of the bed? Yeah, I just keep putting it over with posted notes. Oh, it looks like wall town died over there. Ever on your model weight on how to achieve the weight, they're not pulling, pulling back punches here either. It's a serious subject. You got to get serious, you know, tough on it. Yeah, it's, it's wild. When I saw it I saw it, I just knew that this would be able to help the 13% of the spare. Especially aspiring models. It could help them all.

Oh, yeah. But if you're an aspiring model, it's especially going to help you with like your lip. How to hold your lip at all times. Look, if you got a bulbous nose, here's how you do your hair. If you got a long nose, nose too long. Nose too long question. Yeah, I just I really just

wanted to mention it. Yeah, it's I couldn't believe when I saw it. I think it cost me about 50 cents. 50 cents. Yeah. Yeah. That's well worth it. Your voices of talking picture of you, how to achieve charm and voice and conversation I mean they have like vocal exercises yeah improving your speech the exercise will limber up the muscles mouth with your lips get them really moving repeat me oh me oh me oh me oh Fee 5 foe fun me oh me oh me oh me oh me oh me oh Fee 5 foe fun look at you guys you're the guy you got a model me you get a me oh yeah so you know I just figured you know there'd be a lot of Fulfill. Look at you guys. You're the guy. The models. Me and you get them. Me. Oh, yeah.

So, you know, I just figured, you know, there'd be a lot of helpful hints in here. Is there any tips for the toothless lady out there? Oh, okay. Consider model material. I mean, I haven't gone through the whole book. Okay. I don't. They're in the index under. Yeah, there's vital rules for selecting your clothes.

Break down and fucking filing just use the money. You gave me a defect. this vital rules for selected clothes. Break down and fucking filing just used the money you gave you. It's probably the only instructions that are probably in the book. Yeah, this is great. This is just wonderful. All right, so 13% is the first lucky one to take it out. Yeah, you throw it while on your way to becoming a model. Yeah.

How to have model beauty poise and personality. They're very careful. They're not like how to becoming a model. How to have model beauty, poise and personality. They're very careful. They're not like how to be a model. Right, you can just have the model beauty, poise and personality. Do you have any of that stuff left over? We could put on the cover to preserve it. Oh, that plastic stuff?

Yeah. I'll have book cover. The stuff he is on your, the stuff he is on your masterworks. Oh, it's even inscribed. Yeah, to Doreen, someone who hardly needs this book from Marjorie She doesn't need the book why you're giving it to the book right? Wink Wai A

Doreen I wish I knew what you looked like And what you look like after This is a tenth printing Wow This is a tenth printing wow It says in the on the jacket this may be the important most important book you ever have to read Forget the Bible. Yeah ladies ladies lady and written by John Robert power dude. Oh dude Here's a man who's devoted his life to the creation of beautiful women For the first day nearly four years, when he realized that true, feminine beauty was natural beauty. Oh, this is great. And this was printed in

Anglewood Cliff's New Jersey. So it's a hometown book. How would that book be received today? If they were updated, it's updated. It's still written by a guy though. I think we all know how that book works. Great. So I'm not going to rate a follow up. If you're a woman interested in how in how to catch the male gaze, it would better source than the male gaze. And you're going to put that up in the library.

It could be in the library. So we are going, so after this episode drops, there's going to be a frantic stampede. For that first person to get here and try to check it out. A line of ladies, get a maybe what you could do is like go through the book and just find important passages and like photocopy like a pamphlet of like the most important tips. So when ladies do come that's a good idea. Yeah, the book's out. Like the cue notes. It's like the cue notes. Well, of course. Oh, okay.

Yeah, and I'll put me on that. He found the book, that's all. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, eliminate little liquids with your meals. Oh, yeah. Make you blow it. Liquid. Liquid.

Like, basically, this guy is is like I like skinny brods Everybody be skinny. Yeah, yeah, but I mean I gotta say he's basically no I think he's saying the model industry like skinny brods Right, okay. Yeah, that's probably more accurate how to curl your hair how to dye your hair I mean this is amazing. I mean look at it. She's so now how to do makeup that chick, you know She looks a little rough in the beginning but times she's done with the makeup. Yeah, she looking pretty good. Yeah, she is looking good. Yeah, she looks she looks a little like a witchy in that first picture. Yeah, she does, right? Mm-hmm. Caddy, maybe. That's exactly it. She goes from the wicket-witch to dawn. That's exactly it. Yeah, so this will be in the library ladies for anybody that needs a little help.

All right. Recaption that feminine mystique. I'm worried it might not ever come back. I want just taken out though. We'll have them as a penalty. Get them or anything that we can do to track down it. Well, keep their drivers license when they take it out. We get their four color demon number. Oh, we have four color demons where we're expanding. Oh, yeah, to the to the waterways. Walter. Are you on on jet skis? We've decided Brian and I are gonna buy jet skis. Oh, yeah, the trip on your own jet skis. We're gonna buy our own jet skis. We're going to use them around the New Jersey stand island area. Yeah, we can we figured out we can if like I leave Jersey

and he leaves that island and we can meet somewhere. Yeah, yeah, we're pretty far out there. Yeah, we're in the channel. We're out there with a big boy. Are you wrong? Are you a strong swimmer? Me? Yeah. Dude, I was a lifeguard for how long? Yeah, I know. That was fucking tight. I see 87. As long as my sciatic isn't kick it up, my shoulder doesn't hurt. I'm fine. You didn't have that beard, that beard when it gets wet and it's straightened. It's gonna go drag me down. It's like right to the bottom of the ocean. Right on the Davy Jones locker. It's like a fucking chain around your neck.

The last time we went to Key West, you saw me on just ski. You were like, I was master. Right. Oh, is that what happens if you just, there's something happens. You're not paying attention. You hit something and some of you get disembarked. Is that what it's called? Disembowledboweled this no not disemboweled. Oh like I fall off. Yeah, doesn't it circle? Yeah, it circles you're right That stops it. Yeah You get separated from your jet ski

Or it doesn't work right well. I'll be there to back them up Well, okay, we'll get, we'll get those cell phone things that like the waterproof cell phone. plastic pouches. Yeah. We're good. Man, we're good. I want to get like a because I always wanted to paint my motorcycle up with the Ford color demon. But like the motorcycle, my motorcycle has such a lovely hand painted. Really does look good. That I don't want to ruin it. But I feel a jet ski. Before

he even touches the water, I get it right into a custom shot. Get the four color demons logo on the front. That's pretty fucking, that's a good idea. I thought you guys were gonna get the, I don't know if you ever seen it, it's like a two jet ski boat, where the jet skis power the boat, and then you could hop on them and then take off with it.

Wow, so this is the BAMO wheel, that sounds pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so we're gonna, Where do you store the jet skis when you're not in use? Oh, actually where will they live 99% of the time? Well, that's a great question The question I think and I think in the winter you could pay to have it stored. Oh really? So it's not like you just can't throw in your garage. You can I just feel like that's like the mark of like

I don't know like a jet ski just I don't know I'll winter out there would have cover on it I don't know. Like a jesky just sitting in the yard. I don't know. I'll win through out there with a cover on it. I don't know. You can get the wrap. The wrap's pretty good. I don't have the, if I don't have the property for it, like wherever I store it is gonna be and outside the window of every.

How big are we talking that you, like, cause like, cause they're not that big. I thought you could just like put it up on some blocks to put it in your garage. But I don't have anywhere to, that's what I'm saying, cause I probably so hilly, is no, I can't just take it up on some blocks to put it in your garage. But I don't have anywhere to, that's what I'm saying, because I probably so hilly, I can't just take it to and drop it.

If my lid was flat, I could put it in the back, but I don't, so it has to be in the driveway. So you're gonna have to pay like a foot to store in garage somewhere? Yeah, somewhere, so close to the water. Well, maybe even into Marina. I mean, all these things are gonna be worked out. Yeah, don't worry.

Yeah, don't worry about it. Well, we're gonna buy a first and we're gonna buy a I mean all these things are gonna be worked out. Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, that's a bad one. We're gonna buy it first and we're gonna be going to not only buy a brand new jet ski with custom four color demon logos all over it. And then you're gonna go pay to have store it somewhere. Well, I have a 64 days a year. You put it back with that golf car was. Yeah, I could put it in the golf car.

I have a double garage too, so I could put it back with that golf car was. Yeah, I could put it in the golf car. That's a good idea. Yeah, or I have a double garage too, so I could put it in one side. And if I fucking eventually get it cleared out, I could put it in the one side, put motorcycle and jet ski in one side, my car on the other. Mary Beth can walk in when it's raining from the outside. Yeah, so we're, you know, I'm super excited about that.

It's been a while since we've been driving. You guys should go shopping now, because it's not... Yeah, so we talk about like winter, like it's been a while since we've had it. Maybe I should go shopping now, because it's not. Yeah, so we talk about like winter, like it's a little bit colder. Yeah, you're right. There might even be somebody listening who is a jet ski sales person.

Oh, I didn't think of that. This is just a jet ski. Maybe ship. You're always thinking, Walt, you're always thinking. Yeah, or a dealer, or somebody who works for a jet ski company. Yeah, because we have a dealer next to us, but I prefer not to buy from them. I don't really care for their dealership too much.

There's a motorcycle slash. Yeah, so also some motorcycle companies are, they are the ones who are most known for making those so we can't. No, but usually they don't, not the same companies, but these power sports places. Like C-Do is the big one I think. Yeah, yeah. But Kawasaki, I think Kawasaki makes some Yamaha makes some.

Yeah, can you? How do you want one that's fast? Yeah, I mean, ripping around. I'm fast in only 40 miles per hour on the water, or something like that. So yeah, one that was like, it's max was 20. You wouldn't be, that wouldn't be good enough. I mean, it would take me all day to meet you. You want you need to let it

rip at all times. You want it all times, but you want it there if you need it. You know what I like about the Jetsky idea too is like it's like a motorcycle on water except there's so much more area in the water like riding a motorcycle around here now when when Mary Beth and I were coming back from the concert I showed her where you got stuck. She was like oh my god. It's I should have taken a picture, but it's like, I can't stop. Stop. Stop is death. So for you guys to meet, okay, then you meet, then what? We just pal around right around. Yeah, we can like maybe go over to Sandy Hooks skull island, you know, over Sandy Hook. Yeah. Right. Kuhi. You know, sure. So yeah. You told very bad that you're buying this Yeah Right cute he he he

Yeah, you told very bad you're buying this custom she knows yeah Yeah, well, I didn't say anything about the custom paint That's a great. I think chance keys are relative between like seven and seven to twelve somewhere Yeah, yeah, that is more than I thought I thought you you're going to say like a thousand to 1200? No, I mean, you might be able to get a used one or for some other time, but you know me, well, I got to get the top of the line, whatever the Mercedes bends of Jetskis is. I'm going to need it.

Says a guy who doesn't drive a Mercedes. Yeah, I mean, I was in, I mean, my brothers took a trip to the Florida Keys recently and we rent the Jets keys and we're just driving around I was like this is so much fun. Yeah, it doesn't feel as dangerous as a motorcycle. No, no definitely not because you're not you're really not worried about That many other people just like like on cell phones or yeah Playing playing with the radio and just suddenly coming into your lane. It's like I mean around here It's like it's dangerous

and just suddenly coming into your lane. It's like, I mean, around here, it's like, it's dangerous. We've got dangerous to run. We've got raw sewage. I don't know if we find some, you know, hope. We can make our own map like San Francisco did, where like here's a raw sewage spot

that will come in here here. I don't know. Is there a lot of raw sewage out in the bay? I wouldn't think so. No. No. Sometimes they close down the water because of high feats.

Because of the fecal matter. It's just check them fecal map that day. Just blow right through it, right? Yeah, it's all the best. Yeah, how fast are we going to be going? Yeah, yeah. So you can worry about spitting your mouth when you get that.

Yeah. Nice brown misty dry throat. Nice brown misty dry throat. Would you go for a ride, Walt? That's a sin. I've been on Judskies. I've been on Judd's Gees. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Remember me, you Malcolm Kev? Oh, that's right. We're in Florida. That's right. I was fucking leaving you guys in the dust. That's right. You had the Mercedes.

Yeah, I had the faster of the Judd's. Yeah. I was trying to spray you guys. That's right. I totally forgot about that. I checked them out. Yeah. In the Disney lagoon.

There's a big fecal. No, the lagoon has that, I was at the brain eating bacteria, amoeba. In Disney? Yeah, they had to shut down one of their parks for that. Yeah, for that. Really? Someone's brain guiding? Yeah, child.

What? What year was this? I don't remember. I thought this wasn't news. I don't remember. Yeah, yeah child I don't know I remember now get ready to kill but they had to shut down one of the one of the rides because the water goes up your nose and it go across The me big crosses right into your brain and there's no cure for it So they don't chlorinate that water so much. It's no, it's like a lagoon. It's an actual like lagoon lagoon. Yeah, all right So we'll get dental dams. All right. We got some dental dams and goggles. We're fine. We're fine. There's no other like creature that you can insert into your brain to like

fight the amoeba. To fight the amoeba? Like another amoeba? Like some bees or something? I don't think in a bee, did you hear about the guy that was killed by bees yesterday? No, I have them. There was some 50-year-old guy. He was moving some potting soil a bag of potting soil and This terrible he picked up the bag of potting soil didn't know there was like thousands of bees in the bag Oh, okay, they just swarmed them and stung him and he died holy shit That's a parody man. It is family was trying to do administer CPR amongst all the bees So they're all getting stung, too? It's just a nightmare.

That's just a nightmare. You're trying to save them and they're still bees, because they're still bees, because they're still bees. Yeah, I can't think of... There's a lot of horrible ways to die, but being sworn by bees... Sounds one of the least pleasant. Is that ever happened to anybody here? Sworn by bees? Sounds one of the least pleasant. Is that ever happened anybody here or? It's worn by bees. It's war hornets. No. I'm guessing you're starting to think. Yeah. Somebody has a story.

No, it happened to me once. Because I know someone who has. No, it happened to me once when we were we were trying to bring the horses in because our hurricane was coming. Right. And we were bringing the was a Marin baby and in the mayor swung wide hit the door to the barn and we didn't notice it was a hornet's nest right above it and because we hadn't used that door for like a couple months and they just all swarmed out and started attacking us in the horses it was what is the game playing when that's something like that run that's it yeah we ran what about the horses are on we let them loose because we were you know you're just kicking

Cuz you know you got you know you're trying to swat him away So it's tough to hold the the halter and that and then the horse was good horses were getting stuck as well So these huge welds on them Yeah, yeah, you're lucky. Yeah, you got a massive headache afterwards, but yeah, you got stuck in the head Yeah, yeah, like grandma had area So swelling still hasn't got down Damn We're not in your nose. There's always no that's the rosacea. Oh, okay. Oh, you got rosacea. I thought that was like an old lady thing No, no, is it anybody thing? What do you do? Can you do anything for I think there's creams and stuff

But I just they probably don't work. I did you think the the the massive amount of Hornet Venom in your head could have like Given them all locked lock something like make jog something and major brain even smarter where you spread I don't maybe be venom but I'm smarter by Hornet venom I don't believe so now. No. There's ginkgo below, then there's hornet, then. Directed and directly injected into your brain. Speaking of murder hornet. Is that like, be venom? Not that use it to like, isn't it like a very healthy thing that went like when administered?

I know some people do it. Yeah, I know some people do it, but what? Yeah. That sounds like snake oil, too. How's that? They, like, they'll put a beat either collective animal They'll put like to be and I jar like over the thing and then real country to you. Yeah, that's that's a quack doctor Beastings and leeches and

He coulda bee in a jar and he just sat downstairs and he put it over it and he let the bee sting on my maramite poison ivy. You know what? Itching went away. It hurt like hell. It was more painful than itchy after that. From all my poison ivy. Speaking of murder horn, it's once again I'm gonna reference Jerry Carita's

cicada samurai Kickstarter if you want to go there. He didn't pay but I was talking to him. I don't know he's gonna pay Like I'm all for this. Of course you should be you didn't tell me last week you do you're doing a cover? I did it already. I know but you didn't tell me. Yeah, I'm not a sorts man. It's like I don't have any giddy up. I'm not I don't I have no nothing in my lungs to blow a trumpet even nothing. Nothing. Not for my. Tell me just whisper it to me. I'll blow it for you. I know. I got a clip. Yeah, I did the cover and I'm but I'm really like I'm impressed not impressed. I know what it is but that you're this on it I love creator. I love creator. He's a great guy. He's a good guy, but I know you knew him that well Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't know if you saw him on the street. You'd even recognize him

It's oh no, no, we stayed in can't tell we played poker together. I'll come Alright, okay, you create a man fucking You guys are like together, all kind of stuff. Oh, alright. You can create a man. You guys are like that, alright? Does he have a jetty? Yeah, he's in the bag. He's our third. We could put like a gopro's on him, and like, get footage of each other looking badass,

riding them waves. See the bayboys? Yeah. We can start like learning how to do tricks like... You say bay, right? I'm fine with either. Yeah, we can start to like learn how to do tricks like Whatever it's on the water it doesn't count like how people do like flips and jumps and shit Maritime law says whatever you do out there is totally fine, right? We accidentally get married because we go too far out Can we tell us into the scanner that day. But we're in distress. Yeah, yeah, I saw uh speaking of real quick one last question about the Jeskis though. Yeah. You guys at all times

will be wearing life jackets, right? Oh yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think you gotta do that. You have to. I don't want to. Well, I think you would get pulled over by the Marine Police if they saw you and you didn't. Okay. You didn't have one. And helmets. No, that's like a carried away. Come on, Keith. Come on, Keith.

Come on, Keith. You can't do helmets. What do I know you want to look cool, but come on. What's more important? Look at cool. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to be go pros out there.

We're going to be smoking while we're doing it. We're going to be smoking while we're doing it. You can help it though the GoPro. Oh, all right, hold on. Yeah, but then in his footage, I look like a dork. Yeah. I'm gonna go put it. They say the absolute, surest way,

the most accurate way to find out if you're a handsome guy is to put a helmet on. Okay. Because if you, if you're handsome and you put a helmet on like Brad Pitt, I'm gonna put any helmet on, he's gonna look cool. Sure. But not a lot of guys can do that. go put any helmet on, he's going to look cool. Sure. But not a lot of guys can do that.

Like I put one on, I climb onto a short bus and nobody notices. That's more likely. But that's, they say that's the, most accurate test that women should try to somehow get their potential way friends to put a helmet on before they marry them. So is that why women go after like football players? No, I think it's the the money. The money. The fame.

The power of the per if the perfect physics. It's not that they apply ability. I think as everybody looks good behind a face mask. Oh, okay. Okay. It was possible to see what they look like. Erie looks like Tom Brady behind a face mask is when they pop it off. You know that they're far cry from TB 12.

Okay. You're fucking all fugly. You're a TB 12. What about a hard hat? A hard hat, hard hat, no. Because a hard hat, just your mind just associates it with macho. Immediately a woman's gonna think that like that's,

that you equate that with hard work, hard hat macho. He's good looking with a hard hat on. Yeah, okay. It's gotta be the most dorky helmet you could find. Okay. It's not even a motorcycle helmet. Yeah. Like a gazoo helmet.

Yeah. You're gonna have to stick it on. This is a dumb thing. He's gonna look sexy in that. Yeah, you a gazoo hell. Yeah. You're the antagonist. Take it out. This is a dumb dumb. You should have looked sexy and not. Yeah, you're a keeper. Yeah. Yeah, no, no helmets on the jasky though. I don't, yeah, I don't know.

What do you think, Edom? Do you purpuda? I know my stinking. They might take a little bit more, they might listen to you. Your reasoning might be more sound than mine. I know I'm going to start wearing a hard hat now. That's what I've taken away from this.

You have one. Yeah, I know. Not to go grab it. I don't know that I've ever seen somebody wearing a helmet while on a Jotsky. I mean, when we went to the McEw West, it's not like it was, hey, do you want to... It's like here, you have to wear a life jacket, not even an option to wear a helmet. Yeah, I wonder if it affects like how you float then. Well, you could get a styrofoam helmet. I just get the helmet.

Sophie goes over, he gets knocked out, he's just floating by his head underwater. Look at that turtle. No, no. Just sit and go and grow floated. They can left turn if he's had. So, if you want to be safe, you can't worry about what you look like. Go and go for it. They can't turn a piece head. So if you want to be safe, you can't worry about what you look like. It's more important to safety than aesthetics. No, I appreciate your concern, but I think we'll risk it on that.

But I will wear the best because the cover's on life. The life, the life, the life, the life. The cover's any sins, you know what I mean like yeah Yeah, oh yeah, if you don't have if it don't have a six pack no one knows cuz you got that thing and yeah Just work out my arms a couple days a week so they look good popping out of it You know we drive by the ladies were like we have six packs With our helmets and go pro-sider a hard hat with our hellmas and GoPro stuff. Is it a hard hat though?

This combination of the life vest and the hard hat. It kind of flies in the face of being out there on the water, having to, like, then, like, what's to stop you from wearing one on a boat, you know, like, are the ferry going over to Staten Island to New York. I don't know if everybody on that ferry sees you, you know. Yeah, you can go by that. Like, you see people on Jetsky's under under the verisano up these river and stuff like that So like maybe I might be venturing that way

Yeah, I look forward to it. I should be fun. Yeah, that's a good summertime activity. I think so man So you won't do it like when it gets a little chilly. Oh fucking. Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, like I can't wait till the guy comes and covers the pool up. I'm so I'm tired of skimming out leaves. And I'm like, I'm not going in. Sage went in a couple days ago. It took her like a half hour to get in. She's like, it's okay, I can do it.

She's like talk to herself. I'm talking herself through it. Talk to what's up. And it's heated, right? Yeah, it's heated. It's still cold, like because when you get out, it's like the water's 90, you get out. The air's 65.

Yeah, that's why I stopped. Could you wear like a wets suit in the winter and go? You just sound fun though. To wear a wet suit? To be out there in the cold, doing 40 miles per hour. That's what you got in your face. Your face would be exposed. Yeah, you're probably gonna.

Put your hands on the cross-bite. It just doesn't sound fun. Yeah. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Why not? Well, by what's the worst that happens? We don't use it, we sell gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Why not? But by what's the worst that happens? We don't use it. We sell it. Yeah, turn around. Say fuck it. We guys were floaties

The arm floaties the arm floaties Guns We might as well get into one of those big orbs at a certain point Yeah, just walk across the water Might as well get into one of those big orbs at a certain point. Just float around the river. Big hamster ball. Yeah. Just walk across the water. Yeah, I'm excited. I mean, you might need to be able to fish off that thing. You never know.

I don't know where you're putting the fish if you get it. People fish off kayaks and stuff, so. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. That's more of a workout. Fishing? If you know, if you go, well, if you go on a kayak, I could be fish off of a jet ski and then I work out.

I'm going across the bay and a kayak. I can be fish off of a Jetsky, and then I work out. I'm going across the bay, and a kayak. Against the current. Oh my God. You know how, we'd be so far out in the ocean like in a blink of an eye. Yeah, I'm a little church, you don't have to worry about your abs, and they will, they will look fucking,

I just won't do it that way. San reason I won't go to the gym. Yeah. You know what's good for that too? It looks like paddle boarding. like keeping your balance and paddle boarding I see a lot of people doing that for health Robby's did it dirty. Yeah But I bet you the full color demons would be excited to hear that we're branching out into water

Territory maybe we need like a take on the logo for the water. Oh, oh Yeah, like there's some sort of aquatic varying theme. Yeah, okay. A mermaid tail, the water chapter. Yeah. Oh, I like that. On land and at sea, you can't escape the four-color demons. No, as much as you might want to, you cannot. Overland sea and air. I love it. Air. You too. Oh, yeah. Plains next. Pilots license. You too. Played, played next. Pilots license. That's what we got again. Yeah.

I normally can't stand woke shit. Yeah. Don't like it. You don't say. However, I saw Chewie had the other day, you know, the animal company. Three-legged dog was like the Allison chains cover yeah yeah I was I was like that's really cute that they they went ahead and they're like you know what diversity is not just for humans it's three-legged dog let's give him a shot there's one on ice champion on Parks and Rec oh yeah yeah

hmm don't no really you're okay did Did you see the all these you saw the office? Sure, so most of the office. Okay. I think you saw a parking rick. Yeah pretty much It evolved though it evolved like season one is office-ish but season two it evolved maybe only so the first two seasons Yeah, I thought I thought once Chris Pratt left it sort of suffered in oh, yeah quality Or when they started using them less at least you know, he didn't I don't think you quite left Yeah, you just wasn't around. Did he used to be chubby on that show? Yeah, they did it. Because he was chubby, then he went to do Guardians of the Galaxy, and then he got fit.

And so they like, they just had a one, like a one line thing about it, because they go to London. And he's like, wow, you lost a lot of weight. Yeah, just eliminated beer from my diet. Was that any less than 55 pounds? Yeah, so yeah, and then boom, that was it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so that's about it. Except for if I had the ability, I would vote for Lauren Bobert. Bobert, who's that? Yeah, did you hear about this lady?

She went to, I think it was Beetlejuice. She went to, did you read about this lady? Well, she's like a congresswoman, Colorado or something, I think. And anyway, she goes to a play whatever the play was it was Beatles juice okay and she's acting the fool she's vaping she's laughing she's taking flash photography most of all she's getting felt up by her boyfriend on their first date she just got divorced getting felt up and playing with his crotch and shit messing around yeah and he's a Democrat the most scandalous part of it all

yeah whoa well it's nice to reach it together man yeah opposite to track for everybody got everybody got everybody got up across the aisle to hand job each other like I think she said she was like, before dating somebody, she should check the party affiliations or something. She's like, she doesn't give a fuck, this late. Yeah, she's like, hey, I just have a big personality. It's like, no, you're an asshole. Anybody who's doing that in a play is a total asshole.

And she's like, she denied vaping, but then of course there's video for vaping in that. And she goes, Colorado, was that vaping with that? She goes, I must have forgotten. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And she goes, how are you? Was that baby? She goes, I must, she goes, I must have forgotten. Now, is it because it's a live play that, you know, it's really frowned upon because I imagine some heavy petting still goes on at the movie theater.

Or hope so. But because it's just- You want it to happen, Hymour, get the hate out. Oh, look at all those souls disappear to the ether. But it is. Call me daddy. I said, call me daddy. But is it just more frowned upon because it's a little

performers on a stage? I think as a performer, it can hear you and see you and they're getting distracted. Well, it's against our cheap for the level of those. And I believe she was singing along too, which they could hear from the stage. Well, then she pulled at the end. She pulled the old, you know who I am. Yeah. Yeah. And I think she pulled didn't she pull at the end she pulled the old you know who I am. Yeah That's never gonna throw it up. She was like throwing up the finger as they were escorting her out and it's a monothea So there's like camera's yeah, this is a

Representative congressman senator. Yeah, wow. Yeah, she's pretty high up there. She be removed from office for that kind of behavior I think they're talking about like some punishment of some kind or something. I mean, I think it's pretty hard to re- yeah, maybe they're going to censor, censure her, maybe they'll censure her. No, not let's not appropriate. Oh, I agree on your sense. Our leaders. Yeah, because like there's more also the last time you see a leader act like this supposed to. We got a part of foot down at some point, don't we? Let's not put it down at getting felt up in movie theaters.

Yeah, please, well, please, across across all spectrum. People love feeling and getting felt up. Unless I'm paying for it. Like, I think that's that's a place that has been kind of accepted. You can make out... Ask P.B. Harmon could put it in.

Yeah, he's a valedict. But at Broadway plays, I know that's still... You probably shouldn't do it. What is it? You're a married man, Walter. I'm a married man. Why doesn't it, like, as you get older, you don't mess around in the movie theater. You don't mess around in the car. Why not, man?

Just go back to your house and do it. When you, when you, that is a product when you're doing it in places like that of just not having any desperation. You don't have your own place. Society's deems once you get your own place. You don't do that anymore. Yeah. Kind of looked the other way for the place. You don't do that anymore.

You gotta look the other way for the youngsters because they don't have a place to go. So the couch over there is fine until I got my own place. Tell them Steve.