Tell Em Steve-Dave - #571: Stool Archeologist

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

Git ‘em ruins the atmosphere, volleyball celebrations, Canada honors a Nazi, Baby names, wholesome Hollywood.

Yeah, we take shit in front of each other and everything. I would've... I would've... I could talk about Boris, the cat, if you want for an hour or two. I went in and halfway down the hall I started smelling this guy's elephant shit. Oh fuck, he blew up the hallway? ["Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the Farting the F Warner approved get them. How you stacking? And you ask why I say he's for and are approved. A lot of foreigners, you know, are international listeners. Agreed with get them on the tipping. Oh, really?

Yeah. But I guess it's because they just think it's a dumb system. But he lives in the system. He lives within the system. If you wonder what I'm talking about, get them onto a buffet, didn't tip, I gave him shit for it. And now internationally people are like,

hey man, it's a stupid fucking system. Anyway, we're with get them blah, blah, blah. like, hey man, it's a stupid fucking system anyway. We're with Gidham, blah, blah, blah. However, it is the system. It's the system. Yeah, it's the system. So however you guys have it over there where it's worth, you're still paying.

It just worked into the food prices. I would love nothing more than for fucking tipping to go away. Sure. I got a tip. You don't know who to tip anymore. Oh, dude, I have to tip. Every time somebody does it, I have to do it. And I got to do like 40, 50%. Got it. You don't know who to tip anymore. Oh dude. I have to tip every time somebody does it I have to do it and I got to do like 40 50 percent Got it. So it's like just a fucking like if tipping went away, I'd be so happy

But also it should be the I live in the system get them well Why isn't the opposite you then when I prepare a coffee for myself? I don't get a tip. Oh God come on man When I ring myself up when I ring myself up at the register. I don't get a tip When I ring myself up when I ring myself up at the register, I don't get a tip Right, you're not working there. You're not selling your life for a little bit at a time a little bit of money at a time You're there for you Come on, dude. You're only waiting over international domestic still think you suck Who countries of these people chime in in I think England everything except for the US and

Australia, they wouldn't have you in the UK. Do you want to even get across the border? They wouldn't let him. No, it's not. We don't need the UK listeners who come in. What do you think the odds are that you love to get to the UK? That probably never. Probably never. Okay.

No, is this a passion of yours? Do you want to go to the UK? No. He wouldn't even go to Vegas with us. He's not going to the US. All the spends go to the UK. Remember that shit he won't go. I would. I. He's not going to spend Go right to wherever that shit He won't go

I would I just I didn't get it. I didn't get it freedom to do it until later and by that point the price I got up Three to do what I needed I needed to get somebody to cover me at the farm. Oh I see. Yeah, gotcha You don't even have those responsibilities now you won't go anywhere I'll go to I'll go to Las Vegas. Offers off the table. Aren't you guys going away and a little boy's retreat?

Why don't you take that, take TSD's resident boy child, man child, I mean. How did you get it down there? Probably be okay down there I think. Yeah. It's been a Florida. We were there, I think they wanted to say where they were going. Oh, I mean nobody knows what dates were going. No, it doesn't. Yeah, I was State, but now are you Are you okay with the heat and the the tropical atmosphere and all that shit? I know he went there

I'm saying is he okay with it once he's there is he's like sweating bullets or Sticking the whole place up? No more. So then the average overweight person in the floor. Right. All right. That's nice of you to say. Right.

From now on, I was, not when I was getting out. I'm just saying it's hot as hell. I think you can handle it. Yeah, I think I should take him on your... How are you on a Jetski? I've done it once and I had a good time out. You think it. I want to trip to learn how to want a jet ski. I've done it once and I had a good time. I like I Wanted trip to learn how to kite surf in North Carolina

Okay, so we had the think Yamaha was a sponsor So we got to like try out their new jet skis at the time Which is like one of the first ones that had reversed so it was cool gonna have to see him on a jet ski before I could decide It's like Jimmy the hair guy now. He's the Jimmy the hair guy We have to see if it's he has what it takes and I am okay with that. Yeah now he's the Jimmy the hair guy we have to see if it has what it takes and I am okay with that. So what do we got going on we just recorded a couple days ago so like nothing has happened except it's rained that's about it it's rained for the past fucking four days. It's rained a lot I could talk about Boris the cat if you want for an hour or two you know

if you look up for that I can I give you that it's a very good cat I have on my hands. Feel a little guilty about the Benjamin thing, but great cat great cat love that cat Do you believe that you're a poops? What is it you poop giant poop? Oh, yeah enormous impressive poops Tell me though, right? I believe so. I don't get him tells me. Yeah They supposed me in the bathroom They supposed to be in the bathroom. I don't know if you know we heard this, but I heard that like when you got here earlier Q before we start recording I heard you go going to use the bathroom and get him told

you not to go in there. Yeah, I was going to bring this up but since you brought it up, it made me laugh so hard. I heard you go then when he said I would go in there for you. Well, could I use the ladies room? I know. And it's like just knock before you go then when he said I wouldn't go in there for you. Well, could I use the ladies room? I'm just like just knock before you go in. I Went in and halfway down the hall. I start smelling this guy's elephant shit. Oh, fucking blew up the

All-way Outside the bathroom. That's the office coach I just building nose when the office coach is in I wasn't gonna say anything because I don't like those maybe a little too gross But dude and get him in my line. I walked down that hallway and like I'm talking 10 feet from the bathroom door I was like whoa I you have to pass by that door in order to get to the lady's door Well it is in his defense. He told me he went to a new buffet with his father. Yes, no, no, no, my father, my father cooked last night.

Yeah. And he made a pork loin with lots of garlic in it. And they baked beans. That's what happened. Yeah, but if that's a smell that's coming out of you, I as well would make you, I'd make him go to a portipati in the middle of a fucking tennis field as well, whatever he's just in.

That can't be in the house. Oh, this is an office queue. Yeah. This is not a house. Well, it's kind of a house. Even though he treats it as his house. This is a studio slash office. What's that fucking old guy that the two you love so much?

Ron, he's not gonna live thing. He goes in there. He's gonna drop. But you know why he likes that, though? He says it kind of feels like a frat house environment. They're like, back in college. Yeah. He's like, I like it.

What are you guys doing? You guys. I'm back at the barracks. So I like it. It's like'm back at the barracks while it's thanks like a pack of college in 1942 Let's go chanvers. I'm into a fucking phone booth Dude it was like I didn't want to say anything cuz I was like why is that like is it's it's uncomfortable? No, it's I think we ride, get him a lot. And it's not within his control. He takes pride in that.

Do you really? You walked away with him, like his thumbs tucked under the breast of his shirt. Everybody's going, no, I was here. Yeah, I let my mark. That's how I'm stankin'. Oh my God, dude, that was, damn, that's,in' Oh my god dude that was Dan, that's stupid

That was all fault And you're like what is going on inside that body? What process is happening? That's not normal digestion Oh dude There's a lot of garlic and beans That's like at a cartoon when like a car's making like the P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- I Equate that probably if you could go back to like one million years BC and smell a caveman's droppings Caveman's poor

Seed for Jurassic Park Are you aware of this like you've run into this like if a stool archaeologist were to fucking happen up on to the TSD town general store He would be like this no like you you're in this office with them all the time like have you run into this before where you like holy shit this time No, I have not thankfully, but what about your house like you're like holy shit this time. Oh no, I have not thankfully but. What about your house? Like you're over his house. Did they like put together furniture? You wouldn't you would never use his bowl for that? He'll run into the fucking weeds across the street. He'll go to the cat house and shit.

He'll just see a movement. He'll get a belt. He'll come to the tall grass. He'll come to the severe case of lying disease. Yes, I one that covered the head to toe and takes got it done boss. Thumbs up.

One on the side ball. It's open eye. All smiles. We're just crawling all over. And nobody uses that woman's room. I have the cleanest. I mean women don't use that. Well, there's only one one last in the in the whole building, the yarn lady who

okay, she still won't say hello to me. She's probably not coming up here for that. To use the bathroom. I see her use the bathroom quite often. Oh really? Actually more than Gidem uses the bathroom. She, she like washes stuff in there. It's like I do. Yeah. What? Like cups and stuff. Socks. No, no, no.

Cups and stuff. Maybe she just start using the ladies room. Yeah. No, that'll just kick that. Well put a sign on the front. Be like a man inside. Stinking it up. But why would have to use the ladies room

no? Because the men's room. If you and Ron are using the men's room, and you've got to walk into that fuck. Ron's okay with it. He's like, and he's not much better. He's cool. Oh, you know, you got to worry about this. A gar smoking guy in place will blow up. It was bad, though, man, it was, it was pretty bad walking down that hallway. It felt like I'm right. I had a flash back to my old fight upon the date going down the hallway towards a dangerous situation put your CBA on that's what I'm saying like it reminded you of the good old days that's why Ron is just like you know

where's get him at man I think that bad through smells clean I'm looking for we still get him sent the camera how would that go? Rod would buy him off. Yeah, really. Yeah, that was brutal, man. Did you know that it was a fucking catastrophe when you were delivering it?

Yeah, that's why I enact against you. That's why it warned you, humanity. You did it more, man. You gotta get, he has a good friend. He did, he did, because you know, a lot of guys would be like this to be fucking great guys is going the bathroom check this out and like that i walk in again hit with the full force of it so he warned me

yeah right so it there is you know that's a fallacy that you can't smell your own shit i it doesn't i just knew it was gonna be bad fucking people on the fucking international space station smell that shit dude He definitely smelled it. It was a brutal man And I mentioned the reason he told me cuz I was going in next he had no choice but the owner

Because I saw you So he couldn't avoid that cuz if he had not going there Ron was just in here because if he hadn't don't go in there, Ron was just in here. Yeah. Ron. Ron. Yeah. Ron said perks. I was like, what are you just saying?

Now cigar smoking guys, that also Ron? Yes. Ron too. The guy who smokes cigars. His name is also right around the corner. Right. His name is Ron too. Yeah.

I think. Yeah, he hasn't really warmed up to us either. Yeah. Literally all the doorbell for us that one day. It's sad how like they're bar for self-worth is measured by these people. They don't even know their fucking last names. So much so that they don't want to leave you. Yeah, they're happy.

This is a legitimate reason. I'm attached. I like Ron. Okay. We go somewhere else. You don't know what's going to happen with the bathroom and get him blows up and we're asked to leave. Here we know it's like it's accepted and you know.

The boy has a condition. Well, I will say this, this is the first time I've ever glad that the bathroom is not in our office. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Although if it had a window, he could open that window and kill some birds outside from it. Yeah, that's some noxious shit.

The fire department shows up. Do you do courtesy flushes? What are you up to? Yeah, I was so, yeah, because that one doesn't have a good off flush on it. Oh, I don't understand what that what's a courtesy flush. Well, you like you shit out out real quick, so that's so any just flush right away to get this like

help with the smell. Yeah, do it as a courtesy. Yeah, quickly. Yeah, almost as it's coming out of you, your flush. Almost at light speed. Yeah, you want to get away as much as possible. Get them in there marinating in it. I loved that this is the fucking episode. Almost a half hour discussing. Get them power. The scuss and gaitms, bowel issues. That's the other reason I want to bring it up, because I don't want to talk about it, but here we are. I do take a probiotic, though, so I think that kind of helps. Does it? Can you imagine if he didn't? Like, what the fuck? Why do you take a

probiotic? Because I had to take two rounds of antibiotics for the finger and the elbow. So I wanted to replenish my gut flora As they call it roasts. Maybe like when I talk about the sciaticus of like does it sound as disgusting as when he talks about his health shit? No, I mean because you don't have like unsightly lumps Right so you and you're not draining them in front of us We're talking about draining you're not draining them in front of us. Uh-huh. We're talking about draining them. Yeah. You know, we're not, you know, the sun, we're not watching Vivo 70s and I look over and

he's got a fucking needle hanging out of his, uh, and a bowl, a glass bowl of, absolutely. Dude, I'm gonna get sick. I mean, should I make a sick? How is this, I'm not. I'm not, I'm not. I've done so much at, how is this my life? You should be somewhere else

You're like you're surrounded by gittems fluids and stank and whatever else. We know we sleep something cabbage I mean there's pillows in a blanket Hold on that sucks is my cat sucks Oh okay, so it's not a shared blanket The socks won't share. I worry about her claws on the leather and everything. So it just slips. So I put that on there. Oh, I see. We want to mess up that. When she's for sure. I take her when she walks by the bathroom. And she smells, you know, anything that get a male left behind. She acts like that time, you know, she smelled a bear dropping.

Yeah. She looks like one of those fainting goats go back. Yeah. Yeah. You never see those. Yeah. Like straight up. Yeah.

Like a cartoon. Oh my god. Every once in a while, you feel like. What's that cord? That's for the next. Oh my God. Every once in a while you feel like... What's that chord? That's for the next stuff. Oh, okay. I've lived with girls.

Do you, Brian, like... Did you keep it secret in your marriage? Or you like... Yeah. That kind of stuff is kept under wraps. Right. On both sides. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you signed like a little treaty beforehand, or is it an unwritten treaty? It's unwritten, but every once in a while, like if I'm in the bedroom and like she's in the bathroom off the bedroom, if I hear anything, I'll be like, oh my God, like make a big deal of it. The same. So she knows to keep quiet.

You don't turn a TV up loud or just a like, you know, add a site at a mind or in this case, you can't, you can't. Well, that I wouldn't be able to hear it in torture. They didn't want to though. No, I don't. I don't really would rather not hear it. But if I do happen to, then yeah, then the TV goes up, because I'm like, I don't want to be in that situation

where I'm like, oh no, here comes a noise. I don't, I've never understood those relationships where they're open about it. Do you mean the hair guy in his girl? They're like, yeah, we take shit in front of each other and everything Girls like well, there's only one bathroom. What are we supposed to do? I'm like, I don't know I would shoot outside Yeah, I thought you know, I thought they were pulling one of those one of those oh like she's sitting on this lab a reptile

Supplement commercials where you see like two bathtubs. I thought there was two toilets and they take shit. Oh no. Just hold the hands. No. That I could get behind it's a little romantic I guess. But like her brushing her teeth. Do you do everything together?

Like her brushing her teeth. I'll gymmy the hair guys like. Ah. Ah. Ah. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck man.

I can't take a fucking shit. Have any of you dated someone who was like, okay with that? Uh, pretty early on and any relationship I've been in, uh, those rules are, I've been pretty laid out. Not laid out, but I, my feelings are unknown about it. I don't want to, I don't want to know you go to the bathroom. It's hard to hear you go to bed. I, I had an ex who popped that on me and I made the immediate beeline out of the bathroom. Yeah. I'm like, and she came out and I was like,

yeah, that's just still going when you left. No, no. That's a good trail. Yeah, it looked like that plane from last week. No, I was, I think I was watching my hands and she just came in, dropped trow and started. And I'm like, okay, and I'm, yeah, right out of here. I'm trying not to judge because I know people you're right out of the, you're right. I'm trying not to judge,

because I know people in my life, good people, good people, names that would shock you if I told you that. Oh, really? Don't, they have no problem with the open door shit, the walk-in, the good. It's walk-or-do to approach that subject, isn't it? When you're gonna be like, you know what,

I'm not really into it, because then you're like, well, I thought we were close. I thought we were, you know, at the over home. We ate that close. I'm not that close as right. No. I can't get a house. We were so intimate last night, how could this bother you? You're too unmasked everywhere.

You're too unmasked everywhere. Why now? Why all of a sudden are you a food? No, it's a good point. You crown yourself the anal king. Yeah, but that's an that's an entrance not an exit Now is someone with cats When when you're up as my bathroom I kept the head keep the door propped open because if I try to close in the door My cats would like bang on you know reach your paws under bang on the door and everything

So I would keep the but I was living by myself at the door. My cats would like bang, you know, reach your paws under a bang on the door and everything. Yeah. So I would keep the, but I was living by myself at the time. So, uh, cats, you know, it's, it's a weird thing. You get, you have to get used to cats watching you do whole sorts of things. Well, no, I'm saying that's why I kept the door open because they would try to get in, you know, if I kept the door closed, so I just ended up keeping it open again while I was looking at my house. Yeah, there wasn't. Yeah. Then my shit's a strategically taken at all times. Yeah. I wanted to explain this to someone who's never owned a cat. Why is this happening?

What do you mean? No, there's a female. Not nothing about cat. Oh, I thought they were going to female cat. I was like, I don't know. I don't want that. Like a human female. Okay.

Yeah. Any female's going to go for his dog when he sees it. Yeah. I got really. so you have a strategy when there's a female foot. There's many bathrooms in my house, Walter. And there's our ones like really out of the way. Oh yeah, that baseball one.

Oh that nobody even knows that. Oh that. The Elvis one, nobody even knows. Nobody even knows. That is a beautiful bathroom. Did I know when they can't find you? Oh he's probably down there. I mean I try and really plan these things around like visits or data.

Down times. I do. How you are so considerate. Yeah, I just don't want. I don't want it. Look, man, it's repulsive to me. You brought in a book about how to write a book written for women and how to act. You should be writing the one for men about how.

Same vein. Court made your droppings around your your partner schedule you know it might be in there you're not wrong I can't people like rules to how to how to add it to stuff and one of them would be like look man like that's your queen that's your princess what do you want to have a think about shit falling out of your ass or why do you want to see that like and then what if it's not like what if I again like you know you have a night

where you're eating pork loin and garlic now yeah like let's say you know you got someone visiting the next day yeah would you be like you know what I'm gonna gonna fucking hold off on the pork loin and garlic no because because I have that fast I have that bathroom downstairs you know you won't you won't deny yourself this is a thing to this a shower and this is stand-up shower in that bathroom yes so you could do a full release quick clean up you're ready for action you're not worried about nothing and the she can get as close as she wants you gonna pick up any

and the sound of the shower plus the steam sound the sound of the shower covers the sound of anything coming out the steam sound the sound of the shower covers These sound of anything coming out and the steam helps knock down the odor and if you got a fan you click that bad boy Up last night. Yeah. Yeah. That's yeah, look at him like agreeing with you like well When he's ever any of these Yeah, no my my friend you should the pickle bucket No, I went out of friend visit weird brown pickles When I had a friend visit and we were sharing a hotel room I timed it with the shower

Yeah, so I would start the shower up get it done real quick and then take the shower So that you know I never had to worry about the But he's lost me in on the course. I don't really look at the news that much anymore and I find them better for it. Mm-hmm. I very rarely look at the news, but every once in a while Troy will send something to me or somebody you'll Something'll catch my eye. So yeah, I'm on the news. I'm looking and he did not send this to me me But I saw that you see shit like this and then you're like all right Well, I guess the girls have a fucking point here Six University students now this is in Brazil Six University students expelled after disgusting group master patient celebration video goes viral. Oh my god

What so yeah, it was on a volleyball court? It was on a volleyball court. Yeah, so it's crazy I didn't see the video but I just a bunch of dudes jer was on a volleyball court. Yeah, so it's crazy. I didn't see the video But I just a bunch of dudes jerking off med students together. Yeah, they're It was in cell Paulo Brazil But can you like taking consideration, you know cultural differences in other countries? Doesn't appear that you can because they all got expelled Why didn't they get expelled and not allowed to to did they get expelled? They're not allowed to jerk off? Well, they're not allowed to.

To a volleyball game. Oh, it was, I thought it was like late at night and crept onto the court. You're saying, no, the girls going on. The girls are playing. The girls are playing. Oh, there's a lot. During a game, the guys, these six guys

are sitting on the sidelines watching the women's volleyball team with their pants around their ankles. After the team won the volleyball championship, the players stormed the court. These are, I guess, male volleyball players. I don't know why they're saying they're players. They were viewers. It appeared to perform a group master, Bayesian celebration. The half-naked group of students paraded around the gym, touching their genitalia, as those

in the stands looked on and discussed. What the fuck? This originally happened in April, but it just went viral recently. A disgusting, unacceptable episode. The behavior of young people who are at the university who intend to be doctors and take care of people says Brazilian president. So, in about maybe 15 years, you're going to the doctor and you find out that he was one of the six who got.

I still took him over the fucking muppet dress and motherfucker that I got now. He took part in this celebratory master, master of patient ceremony. One of the Stanley, who? Could you keep a measure, doctor? Probably not no That's a little too weird like the best doctor you've had I love this doctor is he's the best doctor for whatever Q needs. Yeah, how long is it? He was in he was in you know pre-med how was he now though? He's in his forties. He did it when he was in his early 20s

I don't know if 20 years 60s I might be like hey man We don't do stupid children't know if 20 years is enough. 60s that might be like, hey man, we all do stupid children were younger like 20 years ago. I don't know man. Who started that? Like who was the first one that was like, guys, I got a great idea. Yeah. How do you talk the other five into it? We're just gonna walk around just pulling on our fucking cops, walking around there. Was your video? Oh yeah, cock to walk around that, was there video? Oh yeah, there's video. Can I see the video?

I mean, it's on the post, so you're not seeing anything. It's everything's like, but here's like them all on the sidelines with the pixelated. So wait, they didn't throw them out the second, like the girls kept playing. They kept playing, because I think. They kind of ignored it kind of like tried to like pretend it wasn't having a mission. They didn't see it. I don't know if they had their cocks because the article is

in clear on this. From what I hear the post is not clear on. That's like there's a lot of issues. That's a big difference. If they don't have their if they're not exposed. Well, they're they expose themselves. Once they got out onto the court like after they won and they all ran out onto the court, that's when they expose themselves, I believe. I think they just had their pants around their ankles with their underwear on or whatever. And they jumped in. So cute, there's nothing, there's no celebratory instance

where you can picture yourself like you and your friends. Like you're so happy about you're celebrating something and you're like, hey guys, let's just pull it out pull it out and wink Come on, jokers. Let's go We got renewed No, I find that really odd and then put like to walk around the volleyball court Did they plan to go to completion like what the fuck is going on down there? Wasn't like a distraction like they were trying to maybe like distract the other team. The closest I ever came to suggesting it to a group of friends was when I had

get him in Sunday over to watch the Patriots, Falcon Super Bowl and the Patriots were down 28 to three. And it was most unlikely come back in sports history. I almost was like, hey guys, let's Let's just jerk off right now Sunday was like beach it to it Sunday Sunday was a no-go the jerk off the eight thumb radio. Oh, does he could have believed it was sour mother fucker

It's like careful. He's a fucking choke job I was just like, careful, who's a fucking choke job? You're so a man. So the Brazilian Ministry of Women's Slam the disgusting scenes that unfolded that said it must be dealt with by the law. Breaking centuries of misogynistic culture is a constant text that requires a careful look at all types of gender-based violence. It's said in a statement. I don't want to have such a hard time.

The Ministry of Women, is that like an official, like government- Superheal team, so I'm sure it is. It's getting a man. Yeah. I mean, it's hard to argue with them on the, you can't argue at all, that's my title. Like, I hate feeling like, you know,

oh, it's, I'm being woke, but it's just being civil. Could you imagine your son, you send them to medical school, you save up, you spend your life. You sacrifice everything. Everything. I got expelled. What do you do? What happened? You plagiarized, you cheated. Just sort of pulling my putt on the girl's one. Yeah, I was so excited by the girls winning that. I think it's some sort of statement for, I don't think it's just because they were happy the girls team won. Yeah. I think it's some sort of statement for, I don't think it's just because they were happy the girls team won. Yeah. I think it has to be way more than that.

It had to be some sort of like message that they were sending that they weren't happy about something or they're making some sort of, I just can't believe that they're that you forked because like I said, nobody was more you forked than me when the Patriots storm back and won that Super Bowl against the Falcons and even I was like, this is not the time or place. But Sunday again I believed I'll be time for that. He was such a good, do you believe in miracles? Man, that is nasty.

Yeah, I guess it was just, yeah, group of Brazilian med students exposed and final genitals after game. I guess they I don't know I would love girls went out and flash would it be as big of a deal Like girls jump right around like no, no, it's just more of But aggressive and more it's very good. I don't think it's the I don't think because if they If they pulled their fucking shorts down and started playing with the pussy's on it, it would be a whole lot more valuable. I'm fucking definitely not here with you saying,

but I think people would just be as shocked. I remember people clucking their tongues when Brandy Chastain won and ripped off her shirt, with the sports bra. With the sports bra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I had no problem with. No, I don't know why anybody had a bra on with it.

Yeah, yeah, I don't, yeah, there's not any additional information other than what I've told everyone so far. This isn't all the article. You're just that guy though, like, how do you go back to your village? You were the fuck, like, what do you, I mean, you're not going back to class because you got kicked out.

Like, again, no, I would like to know if in Brazil, this is not that out of the ordinary though. I would like to know if maybe it's carnival, but you know. It is definitely a more open culture. Yeah, it's a more open culture as far as nudity and like you go to the beach, there are judges, beaches and fun, so I got all the facts. They might be well within their rights. Right.

Well, I mean, it might be like we're not being woke by not accepting. Yes. Yes. I think we could take a side on this one without worrying of anything. I don't know. You can't be too careful anymore. Yeah. Well, they're probably in America now.

Those five guys. Yeah. Yeah. They're in New York right now. If you guys wanted to hit learn something, there was something worth hit learn in this week. Where is it man still facts about the there's still this this newest one is kind of weird

uh... canada's house speaker apologize is after your cranium who fought for not sees was honored we want yeah jewish groups demanded an explanation after anthony rota the speaker of canada's House of Commons, introduced a 98-year-old veteran of an SS unit as a hero. Well, he didn't, clearly, the guy didn't. They didn't know. Yeah. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau,

President Zelensky of Ukraine who had just addressed the Chamber, were there, but several Jewish groups responded without rage saying that the man but several Jewish groups responded without rage saying that the man whose 98 had served in a Nazi unit known as the 14th Waffen-Grendeneer division of the SS which fought alongside Germany during World War II and declared allegiance to Adolf Hitler Disguised a lot. Yeah, and he was like crying. He was all like touched because they- They finally understand, they finally. Yeah. But it's like, that's the fucking problem with the woke shit is like, you have a country, Canada, Prime Minister, who's ultra woke,

they're just trying to suck your cranes dick as fast as they kid without like doing the proper research and vetting for guys like this. This is not a mistake that should be made. Well, research, so they have to you? They got to look up the guy. I mean, oh the guy. Oh, yeah, the guy you created the they should have I got it. No, it's just everybody's like I support the Ukraine and they don't know a lot about the Ukraine. I got a lot about it. I got a new story. Um, really shocked me. really shocked me that in Australia, you have to submit your baby's name for approval from from from I've seen that before in front of a committee. No, yes. Is it every name or just names that are like a little bit out of the ordinary because I know you're not allowed to name

your kids like a you know, off and shit like that. Yes, a you know, it was one of the one of the seven names you can't say on your birth certificate. Should you be on my TV? I mean, for the kids sake, no, you shouldn't be. No, if you're that bad. But I lean towards like, if you want to be dopey and do that, you should not be told by the government that you can't name your kid. So this all comes from a story because I think that the parents submitted a name. I think it was Crystal Math or something.

I was there for two days. They just wanted to make it a joke that they weren't serious about it, but the name got approved. So when they saw the birth certificate, they told the doctors what their name, the real name was going to be called. They already have the name running and they showed them the birth certificate. It's like, what's the drug that was on Breaking Bad? It was math.

Yeah. But what's it called on Breaking Bad? Does it have a different name? The blue, they called it blue. It's called a crystal meth. I don't call it ice, does it? Yeah, but it wasn't ice. But it was some sort of technical name for one of those synthetic.

Is that a anime? Yes, that was it. Oh, that the entire proper name. Yes, that's what they used. And somehow it got approved. Oh, that the entire proper name. Yes, that's what they used. And somehow it got approved. So now they have to go through hell and high water to change a name to the real name now.

Because they're like, oh, fuck, we didn't think it would ever get approved. That's kind of funny because like whoever approved it's like, you know what, let these motherfuckers fuck around. Go ahead and name your kid, Methamphetamine, and see what happens. Or it's just like someone's asleep at the switch to fucking

taking that paycheck. Robert stamping that shit. Yeah, for some, for some, for some, for some ridiculous board that like deems whether you can name your child what you want. Wasn't there, wasn't there, it was a case in New Jersey, or was it New Jersey or Pennsylvania? It was the, the shop right case where they like the kids name was like white power or something for the cake. Yeah But don't but isn't there I think they got almost like a former child abuse in the Yeah, they got I do agree or met the fed yeah, that's the that's the that's the rub in this whole situation like it's fucked up though That you have to submit names to be approved

But it's also a fucked up that you would even consider well think about this like I think years ago Like if you beat your kids like it was just like hey, that's the fucking home life. What are you gonna do? You know what I mean like and now it's like if you see someone slap that even slap their kid in public like Oh, I don't know if they should be doing that right so you know, it's not like the government doesn't have been doing that right so uh... you know it's not like the government doesn't have us you know some world because that kid is a citizen of the country was supposed to be looking out for him right and his parents want to name a methamphetamine i don't know but i get it but it is fucked up that you had to create

yeah that's how they got rises up against this told by canning cannot do as well yet but that's very american of us they have we need that. Yeah. That's why we are America. That's why we are fucking beat the British. That's right. That's why we. Yeah. How do you like that? Brick not these. That's right. The ratsies. Yeah. We were told. Yeah. Can't do it. We did it. Sherry. But I don't think a kid should be named method. So really, I'm like the most American mother fucker than like people, you can't do that. And I'm like, well that makes me want to do it then. I have that American spirit.

You have a, you have like some sort of like, childhood trauma that you do. That like, yeah, that you're constantly looking for authority to fuck when there isn't any authority even there. And the thing is like you also don't really want to do any of it. I just want to say, you just want to speak like a grouse. You want to do it?

I couldn't stand when we did comic book men and they're like, you can't wear a Rick and Morty shirt. I'm like, why not? You don't have any animation. You're not in competition with these guys. And we went back and forth and back and forth. Finally, they were like, I was like, all right, this isn't a hill I'm willing to die on. So then I got a Rick and Morty transaction, which meant we talked about it for 10 minutes, instead of just having

the shirt in your face. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But they did the same thing with like, I want to wear a shirt that said Omar coming from the wire. A show that had been on 20 years before and they're like, no, we're in competition with HBO. Let's cry. Six. Yeah. I so I got to wear it during the during that one episode, the doing episode of Coeran, because it's like these exacts they got nothing to do.

So they want to sit there and give a note. I got to just I can justify my job. Oh, well, you know, and it looks like I'm really like at the company's best interests at heart if I'm saying like, well, no, we're in competition with Comedy Central or no, or a Cartoon Network or whatever the fuck we're doing. So we're in zone. Yeah.

Speaking of, we were talking about Joe Rogan money earlier a while and Spotify found this offer of Chris Lodondo is to use AI to replicate podcasters voices and translate them into other languages. This is something Mary Beth looked into like a year ago, maybe a little bit more, and it was going to be $8,000 a person to translate each of our voices. And so obviously we were like, all right, well that seems excessive. But now with AI and the ability to really sort of like nail

people's voices and it's only getting better, I see that being cheaper and then we're in like, now a group he can listen to us in Spanish if she feels like. I gotta imagine there's gonna be some miss. Exactly. Speaking instead of not gonna go well in the Spanish. Yeah, that sounds. That's not our fault though, that's the A.I.s fault.

People understand that. Really? People are under control. Yeah, yeah. For other countries, they seem to be not America so much. All right, do they? Yeah, so I don't know, maybe that's something we want to look into. You know, getting our voices, you know, we can speak,

when are there be cool to hear yourself speaking Russian or Japanese or not, you don't care, huh it when they be cool to hear yourself speaking Russian or Japanese No, you don't care, huh? I don't care. Does English for me, maybe English all the way What else do we got here? I'm I'm I'm really searching for shit now I've like I said I've done nothing the past three days except sit there with my fucking sciatica like a bitch And I don't want to talk about that. I noticed killer clarns and killer clarns. Killer clowns merchandise. Have you gone to spirit of Halloween or anything? Not yet. Dude, it's fucking everywhere.

Turn back from the 80s movie. Yeah. It's a cult classic. But the license must have just come up because like we went to spirit of Halloween, tons of killer clown stuff. We go to pet smart killer clowns outfits for dogs. Like I'm thinking the licensing must have just come up. I didn't really agree. Oh, what do they do? Clowns video game and I think like five years ago, Universal at the Hollywood Harinites did a killer clown maze. So some happened somewhere. Do you remember about 10 years ago when when citing clown sightings were all the rage?

Oh, yeah, I was thinking about that the other day Like they were just beyond the side of the road I was on the fuzz on the lens guys. Yeah, yeah, they did that that took over Yeah, it was it was everything everything anybody could talk about and like people were like if I should have fucking clown Or fuck him up. Yeah, I take a baseball bangle fuck him up and you did see videos You did see me. It wasn't clearly just a dude like in a mass fucking around like you clown or fuck him up. Yeah. I take a baseball bangle, fuck him up. And you did see videos. I just, it wasn't clearly just a dude like in a mass fucking around. Like, you're gonna beat him up.

I remember the Howell Police Department like issued a statement. Like, you know, how? Yes. We're stepping up patrols and despite any rumors, you may have heard about clown sightings at schools. You know, schools are clown-free. We have officers on hand dealing with this situation.

Gettin', we should bring it back to Halloween. We should dress you up as a clown and just- See people are still willing to beat clowns for it. And just have you like step out of like the woods somewhere. I don't think I need the clown make up. Just have him step out of the woods in two in the morning. Is that a homeless clown? And have it like start to trend again, you know, like the New Jersey clown, the toothless clown. He's back. Who is the toothless clown?

The shirtless toothless clown. And then when they find out what's going shirtless. What's the fallout when they find out it's him? He didn't bring any laws. Yeah, when people are he's scaring people, he's like might be inciting public panic. They might look for something on the books that they can get I think and we have a lawyer now. Oh, that's right. I have a high powered lawyer and I Very good-looking man. Yep. Oh, is he handsome? Is there Ron? No, no We've got the like he I mean He probably wins cases just on looks alone. Right, wow, that seems fair.

He's a male model. I think to go up against him. But he goes in just turns his head slightly to the left. Two were gonna some make an effort. In a trillion fucking sum of time. That would be one. I would just give, like, let's say, get him gets charged with something.

It's October. You cannot tell people they can't dress up in October like clowns. If you're good house keeping in the camp. Anyway, I don't believe you should be able to go. What's next? A name committee? It's a slippery slope. That's what my lawyer would say.

I want you to say slippery slope. It makes me wet. He's got to come on to it. I told him as soon as he, as soon as he, where do we get this guy? He just showed up one day. Gave me a zip a lighter. And I gave him the, I gave him the, he's an ass. He's an ass. And I gave him the deets of something I haven't working on. And he has made more progress than I have. I could have ever imagined on it on something I'm trying to re-acquire. Wow! Yeah. All right. Legal channels on I was blocked. It's so walled as he called it. He said that. He said that. I love that. Trying to get the name pucknuts back in his room. Wow. Fuck man. Yeah but like what do you

think man? We can get like, you get that vibe going again. We're gonna take it all the way to the Supreme Court. The people versus get them. New movie coming out. Would you be willing to get them to dress up like a clown? Sure it on and make late night appearances in different spots. You know what you have to do.

If it's night, you have to go to like, like say, like a dance studio, or like little girls are dancing. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You're on safe ground. Back to being in that place. Safe footing, you actually use the phrase safe footing. Safe footing? Which is illegal term. Alright. You're practically a paralegal now. Just like creep around like the Dublin house and like stare in the windows or something like that.

It's dark, but you would like right around on the parkway where there's a lit area. It's going to cause an accident. Pile up. It's all cause an accident. Pile up. It's for all the time of the woods on all fours. You think he's capable? Do you think it would be the first time? Only this time dress is a cop. It shambles to the edge of the highway.

And we just encarce him and you know, and they're like, we're sort of in towards it. Back into the woods, the safety. Now we know it's happening. and you know, and they're like, merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fucking I was gonna say something's a rockatory clown accurate but wrong right I would be people would just be losing their mind I think though people walking out of the walking

out of the strip club walking out of fantasy is up here across the street like a one o'clock at night they've had a couple drinks blowing the dark makeup maybe shave your head no no I'm afraid of what whatever's left might not grow back. I would like to see these photos.

Maybe Jimmy the Hair Guy could take some shots here. Oh fuck yeah. Why'd you love clowns? He wants to be involved on any level possible. If anyone's gonna do a clown makeup, I would trust him the most of all. Oh it's true, yeah he's a drug lover. He's a drug lover. Oh okay. There you go.

That's one of my notes in here. Like, I have so many notes. One of them was, do you mean the hair guy got into an accident watching Bros. on his phone while driving and jerking off? You're gonna sell a bit more. Half of that was true. But if you get into the accident.

You got to get into other accident? No, this was from a while ago. This is just, should I have it mentioned. Although we were talking earlier about you're on the Halloween special, which will come out right before Halloween. Yeah. Probably the weekend before Halloween.

We were talking about different fears that you have. And one of the things that Sage has been coming to me with lately a lot is she's like like so much so that I'm like Do you know something? I don't are you like one of those cancer sniffing dogs? She keeps coming up. She's like, Dad. I want you to die. I need you need you she goes. Yeah I don't know where but I mean, I don't know her mother has told her that like her father died So maybe she's putting that two and two together now. She's got older or something But yeah, I'm like I can't sit there and be like,

don't worry, I'll never die. It's like, could you, were you like just leaving the bathroom and maybe she smelled something like something? Like some garlic and pork loin? I'm in the nose. There's like, oh no, data died. Oh wait, just took a gross shit. Nah, I'm fine.

Yeah, that's all good. It's fine. Can you, we got any more of that? Any more leftovers of that? Yeah, where's the pork loin go anyway? It's in the fridge. I don't know. Grab me a clove of garlic while you're at it.

That's got no word to go for seven days. Yeah. This is your life for the next week, kid. Yeah, and so I'm not exactly sure what to do, you know? This is your life for the next week. Yeah, and so I'm not exactly sure what to do. I can't, can I sit there and be like, don't even worry about it, I'm not gonna die. Just tell you.

Yeah, why would you do anything other than that? Because when that bill comes due, you're not going to hate it. I did, I accidentally, I was sitting on the bed one time just and Mary Beth is in the bathroom and she sage comes in the bedroom sits on the bed with me and she's talking about norm and I was like she was like where's Norm's mommy? She goes I said well she's not around anymore. Where'd she go? I said well and I don't know why I said it. I probably should have just said something different I was like she got she got hit by a car. Oh my god. Why would you say that? I don't know. I don't I don't Did she get hit by a car? Yeah. Oh, okay. All right, but that's a little better

I thought you were just scrambling for reason and she's like far what state or hit by a car Yeah, she was like yeah, she was like what? And started getting really upset and she was like does my bestie know? You know, that's Mary Beth, her bestie. And I was like, yeah, she knows. And she's like, what did she say? And in that moment, I had to make a decision about what Mary Beth said. What's driving the car in the car?

And she said, she wasn't driving the car. But I did say, I go, she laughed. Oh, I thought, I thought, she was, what? She was fucking blown away. She could have believed it. I go, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. She's alive and she's on a farm. If I let it was too late, I was into deep. She knew that if I was like, no, no, I'm just kidding. She would know that I was lying. Dad, a scramble in. Yeah, I had to scramble in retrospect. I'm like, well, I know why I told her.

Yeah. How was a couple gummies in? Oh, yeah. And so I'm just sitting there chilling out. She comes in, coming at me with these questions about norm. Truth pills. Truth pills. Are they like Sony and Penethyl?

No, no. I think they just lower your... Yeah, I was just like, it's kind of relaxed and being like, I don't know, it just occurred to me that she could handle it, but... And she handled it? Yes, she handled it. But her face when I said the Mary Beth laughed,

what did she... What's so funny? What's so funny? What a Mary Beth was doing, she was like, Oh, why would you say that? Ha ha ha ha. It's like one of those things where I'm like, I can't get out my phone and record it every moment.

Plus, I'm of a generation that I'm just not used to that. We went to breakfast last week with the parent, both such a parents and sage, and not once did it occur to me to be like, okay, we should take a picture of this moment. I'm just not, that's not my mindset. I don't take a lot of pictures. How did the visit from the parents go?

They were here for a long time. No, they weren't. Oh no. They were only here Friday until, Friday morning until Monday morning. It's a real early Monday morning. That's a long time. Really?

Friday night and Saturday night? Friday night. Saturday night, Sunday night. I know what you're saying, and I would normally feel the same way, but they were so easy that I was like, you guys should have stayed an extra couple days. I was like a bag or so. You guys could go back anytime you want, man. That's so good. Yeah. Awesome. Try to get her mom to take him. She wouldn't take any

though. Really? Yeah. Her mom was out into it. Dad was? No, dad doesn't either. No. She should, Mary Beth knows not to even ask him. But yeah, Mom wasn't in tune either. We're gonna go out and visit them in Vegas. Oh, I'm winter. Yep. This is like limping to the end of this episode. No. No?

That was a good one. That was a good one. I mean, the first half I was, yeah, get him a spouse. Look, we were recording for like four hours, man. We did the Halloween thing. That's true, we did Halloween special. We're doing great. Yeah I'm just I'm looking at my notes and I'm like I do I do wonder this was more of a question for you and get them Do you think Andy Griffith got a lot of Hollywood ass? Yes, yeah had to

You think his his His movie and TV persona were different than his I don't think he got so that really you're talking about other actresses No, I believe if he got if he got in detail it was probably just from the you know from fans Yeah, yeah sure But I thought Bryce question was Hollywood asked like the like where the other starlets in Hollywood that he was betting Oh, you know, you got to need that either God was this pretty popular TV show, yeah, it was but he was a wholesome dude Yeah, was he wholesome or though. Was he wholesome?

Or, I mean, you hear about wholesome people, but behind the scenes, you know, not so much. Really, who? Hollywood celebrities? That's all they do is fucking lie. Okay, but who's somebody who's got a wholesome image and you found that it was not true? Um, Jim Gaffigan.

He's not true? He's not true. He's such a wholesome guy. He's one guy, the wallard. He's like bullshit. I thought you knew something. I don't know anything off the top of my head, no. But I have to imagine that I don't have any examples. You're like painting the wholesome community,

which I'm a part of. Right, I know. I know, and now I'm offending you. That's why I wanted to end the episode. I knew I'd say something wrong. His tar is locked on somebody else now. Go for it. Go for it. Okay, well, help me out here. Who's somebody who had a wholesome image that you'll let? Britney Spears, for example. There's somebody who had a wholesome image.

She was dancing around in like, no, but she was a virgin and all this other shit. Oh, that's a lot. Nobody believed it. I don't, I don't think that's how they sold her records as like by the Virgin's records. But that's how they sold her as being like a mouse get here because she was a, she was a, she was a mouse get here at one point. She was a mouse get here and then they tried to continue it

into her like she was not, she was naughty but she was still wholesome. You can be both. She wasn't a group called innocence. I don't know. Yeah, I think they're your stretch and this is like grasping that straw. I know, I'm sorry to have been aligned

the wholesome fucking Hollywood community Can't come out for anything off the top of my head. Oh because you want to protect fucking Andy Griffith Well, it's over look all the other shit Talon Steve