Tell Em Steve-Dave - #572: Call Me Mr. Johnson
Episode Date: October 8, 2023Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply: tellemstevedave.co...m/amsgiveaway
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Alright. All right
Tell them Steve Dave Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of tell them Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt Flanagan
And be cute. Hey, hey guys. How's everybody doing? Hello?
Is everybody doing do we want to get some some I want to get some light house keeping out of light?
That's what we got house keeping a little house keeping to do
One one has to do one part has to out of the way. That's what they got house keeping. We got a little house keeping to do.
One part has to do with this IJ cruise.
Okay.
Alex our own Alex the cameraman.
Yeah.
Bought a cabin, but it turns out something came up.
He's unable to go.
Okay.
So if you want to go on this cruise
and he's discounting the cabins
Email him at ijcrues 33 at gmail.com and also happy Hispanic Heritage month Alex. Hey, all right nice
I mean Ming Chen's going, you know Ming Chen will be there. Yeah more. Do you need I don't understand?
This guy's everywhere. He's accepting awards and shit. I see him all over the internet.
God bless me.
Yeah, you got to learn for something.
I'm not sure what.
And the even bigger news.
We're gonna get an award for.
I don't know.
Being a Maverick.
Maverick?
Now, sure.
Now he's a Maverick.
He got, he's got a successful podcast and franchise.
See the words, but like, it's our words.
We're Mavericks.
We don't have a, we don't have studios.
This is a studio.
We let it out.
We let it out for free to other podcasts.
I just said a podcast with Rupert the other day.
Here.
We're trying to help young podcasters get a leg up in this.
And I agree.
We're Mavericks.
We deserve a reward
Like I have like he got an award with kev it was like the two of them got on the war the sheriff
Yeah, did they have to share it? Oh, I saw mess. Oh, I don't know. No, I think they each got one
But like yeah, if you're gonna say look if you're gonna say maverick
I would look at Kevin and be like yeah the guy sure fits the definition of maverick Ming right
Not so much. I don't know, man.
Depends on which way you want to pick up.
How are you spinning a positive cue?
I want to hear this.
Uh, well, he's so he doesn't want him,
the knife fucking bark on that cruise.
Yeah, he's putting a lot of the chips on it.
He's making a chain appearance.
No, Alex, he's a guy.
We just lost a counter.
I don't know.
I mean, the guy, you know, he went from a, come on, man,
like let's, let's talk about it.
The guy was a computer guy for years and years,
switched to television star, switched to a podcaster.
Now he's just making money, he's just personality.
Yeah, but that's fucking, you,
most people I know work in cubicles.
Yeah, but you can fucking you most people I know work in cubicles. Yeah, but you
could say anybody who's on television or who's a podcasting did something before they did that.
Sure. Something in the quote, quote, unquote, normal realm of existence. So what's a
maverick to you guys? To find maverick, I would say like groundbreaking type person.
He's an Asian American who television saw podcasts on studio.
What are you talking about?
But he didn't bring around every day. Kevin told him like,
Hey, do you want to be on TV?
Yes, you want to be on TV in his head? Sure. That's not what I'm and he was charismatic to carry that show for seven seasons.
Okay.
I disagree.
Everybody's a maverick.
Right?
Everybody's a maverick.
If he's a maverick, everyone's a maverick.
An independent, everybody's special.
Okay, now I'm sure he's not a fucking maverick.
An independent individual who does not go along with a group or party.
I've never been so sure that Ming-Chen is not a maverick after reading the Miriam Webster definition. Ming-Chen is the party. I've never been so sure that Big Shed is not a maverick after reading
the Miriam Webster definition. Ming-jian is the party.
He also is an unbranded range animal, especially a
motherless calf. That's also what a maverick is.
I like that.
A calf.
Why are you guys trying to rip?
Why take this award from him?
Because I want to award.
Yeah. But words mean nothing. So it's like you want to just make an awarding
idiot the fucking same.
And I probably have more credibility than this.
I sort of lost track of it, but I guess we must like the last podcast awards.
I know we were up for something over a decade, I think.
I guess we did a award.
I know.
I gave you a award like a couple months ago.
That's what I thought.
It has to be somebody we don't know given it to us.
It can't be like a friend or like a homemade
get them award.
That's like your mother putting up something you did
in school on the refrigerator that doesn't really deserve
to be hung on the fridge.
I would tell you, your mother's love counts more
than an organization.
She's obligated to do that though.
I know a lot of shitty mothers who are not out here.
I'm a kid who's gonna send them out there, man.
I'm blessed to have the parents I have.
I've seen some shitty parents.
Yeah, you had some stuff on your refrigerator?
I don't know about that.
I don't think my fridge ever had much on it,
but I don't think that I gave her anything.
But, you know, why are you guys taking me down like this?
I'm not taking them down.
I happen to agree with Walt that, like,
if the award is like for being a maverick,
I don't get the connection. if the award is for being like a
Glad-handing smiling goofball
Then yeah, that's an award. He should win. That's basically he's sucking a pool. I don't know if you saw that tweet
He's just programmed to say whatever he needs he thinks he needs to say
Mm-hmm and then shake his head. Yes.
This coffee is good. Check yourself out on IG.
Right.
I'm having every single person in the entertainment business.
Right. Right.
Right.
I think we might be the Mavericks.
I mean, you what were the outsiders?
This is why Quinn can't compute.
He's into deep at this point.
He's in the group in the party.
We're not.
Yeah.
Where the fucking Mavericks?
Where's our awards?
But if you're true Maverick, you don't even want the fucking awards.
Oh, well, he showed up for that award. Believe you'll be.
He was there. He was there. He was there to fight before.
Fucking free dinner, man. Like, I'm here to buy a ticket.
Okay. No, I'm just kidding.
I think you guys are being hard on me. I think he's probably in my circle of friends
or closest thing I know to a real maverick.
He's out there doing it, man.
He ain't got no fucking steady income from a job.
He ain't going to a 95.
He ain't punching a clock.
He's out there making his money the hard way
and probably paying all his taxes,
supporting his family,
spreading love, spreading joy.
Why are you guys so angry at that?
I'm more angry at the committee, you know, for just handing out these awards, Willie
Nilly like this.
It just seems like.
Well, like we've also not been covered like NJ, NJ dot, whatever that magazine is.
They're like top five for top 10 podcast in New Jersey.
Why the fuck are we in there?
Why would we be on that?
Because we've been around for 13 years, man.
We're fucking, we're underground.
We're all cooler than that.
They don't like us Mavericks.
They don't like us.
We're underground, you know what I mean?
Like we're fucking of the people, for the people.
For the ants, by the ants.
Well, I would be disappointed if New Jersey.com was like,
fucking these guys are cool listening.
It might be because, you know, the statin island
can, you know, connection to, they don't consider it.
We're not pure Jersey.
We're Jersey.
Yeah, that's probably the reason.
You know what I think about it.
I mean, if you guys want me to step away for a year and see how you guys do that award
and try it, I mean, I'll miss it, but listen, we should drop by 90%.
But we got an award.
I don't think, listen, I don't think I'm the one if I leave, I don't think
listenership would really drop.
So I'm not leaving, just to be clear.
I'm not saying that, but I if I started palpitation.
But if I did, I think the show would continue. I would just find it is the poor man's cue. Oh, I already
saw Twitter too much. Get them. Well, what are you trying to say? I can see according to
them, the committee. Yeah, they who gave it out, it's for making a difference in the art
arts. Oh, and he made a difference in the art of podcasts.
Yes, Chen is a long time collaborative.
No, just the arts, not the art of podcasting.
It says Chen is a long time collaborator of a Mammoth County filmmaker, Kevin Smith,
who was also recognized at the event with the artistic achievement award.
Excellence in the arts.
That one makes sense if you're going to give that to Kevin, but given being the maverick one,
I don't know, man. He must have did the website or something for him.
He probably got him a touch with Kevin.
He'll keep trope Kevin here.
Before he received the distinction, NJ Biz caught up with Chen to learn more about this,
quote unquote, Mavericks, fascinating story, including his relationship with Smith, his background and career highlights, his latest venture, and more.
He fired me!
That's my story!
God damn it!
You guys fired a Maverick!
I don't know. I think Ming deserves all the awards.
Yeah? I do.
Alright. What a great guy. I mean, you fucking have it.
I do love Ming. I think it's great. I really do love Ming. It's never done a thing to hurt us. All right. What a great guy. I mean, you fucking. I do.
I do love Ming.
I think it's great.
I really do love him.
He's never done a thing to hurt us.
He's never done a thing.
Well, I don't know.
He did sort of bug the stash on Walt, right?
Let's not forget that.
That was only 12 years ago.
No, this has, this is really not.
I really don't want this to be taken as a slam on Ming.
It's not.
Okay.
I think it's how should they interpret this?
I just see, I just would like the committee to be a little bit more
thorough or don't call, just don't call it a maverick award then.
Just call it like, okay, nice guy.
Who pods? Good. Beautiful. The goodick award then. Just call it like, okay, nice guy. Who pods?
Good dude, or the good dude.
Yeah, just a good dude.
Yeah, is he even a podcaster anymore?
Usually he's setting other people up.
I don't know.
We might have to write into this community.
My son, I was podcaster.
I was so fucking annoyed at him.
We could remember we were doing that pod kit,
I sold comics and he was fucking on his phone the entire time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Paying attention. Yeah, that's a fucking Maverick so fucking busy on his phone. He couldn't fucking
Engage in the conversation that we are paying him to fucking I don't want to say it. I saw money change
That's a fucking Maverick that comes to do a job and it's like fuck you, give me that money.
I'm doing what I want. I'm gonna fucking text the whole time. Yeah.
That's a maverick. What is that definition you read before?
Broke the rules. Tell me he was going to get courage by love to
rerecord the song. I sell comics to I sold comics. Where we
at with this? As a no pen written. Frickids. Yeah. Wow. So that's
that would have been a maverick. I would have been
in the front row of that of that when they were giving out that award.
Rob Easton. Yes. Yes. Yes. Wistling with both fingers in my mouth. Wistling at the top of my
lungs. You know, saying he deserved that award. But I would have been right beside you. I would
have ripped the award out of Kevin's hand and given that to Ming. So according to Chen, I love that they're giving me an award called
the Maverick Award because podcasting is a very Maverick medium. There are no rules. You can talk
about whatever you want. You can express your passions no matter how niche or broad. It really
is Maverick format, which is very cool. Ten years ago, you know, podcasting was a Maverick format,
but now everybody and his fucking brother has a podcast.
And not only that, you can't say anything you want to say.
Trust me.
Well, you can have the things you want to say,
like you're opinion on a movie or pop culture.
No, no, no, yes.
Long as you're an imaginative character.
Yes, yeah, but yeah, that's when you're, you're okay.
To a certain extent, but not really though.
But you're like, you go too hard at Star Wars
and everybody fucking gets on your ass about it.
Ray is not a Mary Sue.
Everybody goes hard on at Star Wars.
Does anybody like Star Wars these days?
But it was always that way, you know, you know,
it used to be written very well.
My point is like what, I mean, I agree with you.
Like at this point when somebody tells me
they have a podcast, my eyes glaze over,
I'm like, who fucking does it have a podcast at this point?
You're like Jesus Christ.
But you know, it depends on what your topics are, man.
You can talk about anything you want.
You know?
Kinda.
As long as it doesn't offend people.
What the fuck do you wanna talk about
that's gonna like who the fuck even wants to talk about things
that offend people?
Some people do?
Who?
I don't know, there's podcas,
tons of pod political podcasts out there.
And who the fuck wants to listen to that?
Not me.
Exactly me, but some people do.
My point being that like,
I think it's never been more unsafe
to say exactly how you feel.
If you were like, say Trump ran 2024,
EQ votes for him.
Right.
There's no fucking way.
Sure.
You could say that.
I could say that.
You could say it, but you wouldn't say it.
What would happen to me?
It would not be worth it.
No, it's not.
It's definitely not worth it.
Your agent would tell what would happen to you.
No way.
A certain segment of the audience would be immediately turned off and be like,
why don't you go buy some fucking trumpkins from across the highway?
To which I'd be like, all right, I'm going to buy some.
I don't know what to tell you.
Like, I don't know, but I don't.
I agree with you.
I'm going to take our cancer, though.
I was just about to say, I agree with you in as much as politics.
Like, I go to YouTube and like I check out different podcasts and shit. And then there's
like the like new for you or like it's always political shit. And I go right by it because
like I know if I watch it, I'm just going to get annoyed. So what's the point? Yeah, it's
best to check out. Yeah. On stuff like that. But I don't know, man, it's like for I just
feel like for anything. The only thing that I feel I don't know, man. It's like, I just feel like for anything,
the only thing that I feel I can't say sometimes
is like, if I don't like something,
that's why I said that rule a while ago,
where I was like, I wanna talk about things
if I like them.
Because I've said shit and then run into people.
And then like, what was that?
I heard you don't like, you know what I mean?
And it's like, you know, my life's too short
to fucking put myself in that situation again.
So it's like, I don't want to talk about things that I like.
And you are traveling in circles where you could meet people who had a hand
in what you're saying you did what happened to me.
Right. So that's on a different level than like, I could say I don't like something.
Like, there's no chance on the planet. I'm going to run into somebody who worked on it.
Correct. And so I'll never have to feel that awkwardness
of like trying to be like,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I actually, I loved it.
And it happened to me.
And it's like, and I don't remember even saying it,
and I felt bad.
I'm like, why did I shit on something
that somebody created?
Because you didn't like it.
It's the nature of fucking putting something out there.
If people expect to put something out there
and for everybody to love it
and not have anything negative to say,
regardless of their station,
that's so fucking unrealistic.
But I don't think you're a fucking bitch.
If you come up to BQ and you're like,
hey, I heard you did it like my fucking movie
or my song or my project or whatever the fuck.
Confronting you with that is fucking bullshit.
No, but it wasn't like an angry thing,
but it was just like, but I don't know what's the fucking point.
Look, if one of my friends is on a podcast, we're up on something that I did, but it was just like, but, but I don't know what's the fucking point. I look, if one of my friends was on a podcast, ripping on something that I did, I'd probably
be like, what the fuck, dude?
Friends.
Well, friendly, yeah.
And it was like, I don't want to.
Well, then yeah, yeah, you probably, yeah, you just, you're just a lapse where you didn't
really, you forgot that's a friend was working on it.
No, I said it and then years later had become friends.
Oh, and they fucking had it in the fucking road. Somebody pointed out to him and I was like, I don't know.
What do you want from it? We got to fill fucking an hour a week. I'm just from the hip, just saying
stupid shit. I don't fucking remember half the surface. I don't believe the other half of the shit
that I'm saying. So what do you want? Yeah. Just because your friends with someone doesn't mean you
have to like everything that they do.
Of course not.
Which I'm not saying we a lot of you call somebody else.
Anybody to fucking say or not say whatever they want.
I'm just saying my own thing is I don't want to talk
about things unless I like them.
I agree with you, Kudo.
Like if your friends with somebody,
you probably should, you know, holster, like, you know,
you know, after some of their, some know, don't have to some of their,
some going after something they worked on.
What good could come from it?
Zero.
Like, what are you gonna do?
You're not gonna change anything.
Yeah, if I'm gonna, like, like, sayings,
like you didn't like something.
Yeah, who, what, someone's gonna be like,
yeah, PQ is right, he didn't like it.
And now I don't like it either.
Yeah, yeah, that actually would have, will happen.
No, definitely, definitely. Definitely, if it's like, yeah, I hadn't, if PQ brings up a good point, they're like, yeah, that actually would happen Definitely
If BQ brings up a good point though like yeah, I hadn't thought of it that way
but if it's in the
If it's like on a podcast and you didn't come up with the topic you just chimed in
I think that's a little difference and actively shitting on something you can you can have some self-control
You don't have to tell everybody your every waking
thought. You don't. You can see it in his eyes. That doesn't compute. You know what it was for me
that really this it wasn't that that situation that made me go like I don't know why I like I don't
want it was it was who's that combo character the that the fat girl that flies around.
Remember that was her whole face Oh, faith? Faith.
And I remember like, I teed off on that for a little bit.
And then somebody wrote me an email,
and I was like, like, I like faith,
and like, I'm overweight, so it was like kind of cool.
And I was like,
I have a fuck that I rip on faith.
I'm like, I don't care about it.
Because it doesn't occur to you that somebody so mentally small,
that they're like, I identify with a comic book character.
That means a lot to me, too. That's not what they were coming. They were, I identify with a comfortable character. And that means a lot to me.
That's not what they were coming.
They were just coming from like a different angle.
And my point was just like,
why am I, why am I shitting on something that people like
if I don't care about it?
That's my point.
Like I don't care about it.
So like why am I taking design?
And then also like,
But you don't care about a lot.
That's a good thing.
I don't care about anything.
But like, and then like opinions change too.
And then you're like locked in amber for saying this shit sucked.
And then you're like, yeah, not true, not true.
Discovered that I enjoyed this.
You, uh, you took me to task for giving shouli shit.
And, uh, because you like shouli.
And I was like, you know what, I respect Q's opinion.
I'm gonna give this shouli guy another look.
Yeah. And I watched a couple of the shows.
And I was like, I reformed my opinion.
I was like, you know what, I don't know where my head was at.
I don't know why I had such a hard on for him.
Right.
But then I went on a show and we talked,
and we made up, and now everything's fine.
That's great.
I, I, I, so yeah.
Yeah, it's like, that's great.
Isn't that better than being at some fucking,
I don't know, being at war is fun sometimes.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,
I got to say, I don't wanna be a war anymore.
No? Well, it's a young man's game. Yeah, game. Yeah. I just never saw a good outcome from it.
There's no winning actually. Like like like most wars. Yeah.
What is it? What since World War II? Right.
There are no clear cut victories anymore. Yeah. There was no wins. There's no losses.
There was just I don't. There's just there's just battles getting older. I don't care about anything anymore
I just want to jess you around man
I got something you know what I'm all turn around you are right BQ
I was I was a piece of shit. I'm a shit heel. Ming Chen is a fucking maverick. He deserves that award 100%
He deserves the award for the next 10 years
Yeah, he's mad rigging it up. He's mad rigging for the next 10 years running. No one has any right to that trophy
But Ming fucking Chen. Yeah, he's mad rig. He's like Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise was five foot tall instead of five four
You're right though. I like who am I to say he's hasn't to serve it
What have I done that?
I should do it way in on fuck what Ming Chen is
Let me let me tell you take a look at the patreon, okay?
If that's not award-winning shit, that's like, wow, these guys
took Patreon and really ran with it. Like, Walt has done incredible things with this fucking
meeting. Thank you. Thank you, but. Yes. Just like around the rule. I think he should get
an award. I think she got the word for that. But it's paychecks. I really get that in the award.
Yeah, I'm gonna get that in the award.
But that is like in the community though, that really isn't helping the community like Ming does.
Oh, you mean like, because Ming goes out.
That's just helping ourselves.
Well, you helped the orphans through that?
Try it too.
Yeah, we've helped a lot of, like we've helped listeners,
you know, when they've needed a hand,
we've tried to come and lend a hand, you know,
with listener who, who was his name, the
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By our team
Why would have we spying that I just wanted to do it. I just wanted to be neighborly. I just want to start giving back I want some of the love that we get for the next week in
2035 and I think the award will be up for somebody new
I would like to be in the running to win that award. And like,
we went to the sticker guy. Yeah, we went to anybody take it up on. Yeah. Or they're not like,
huh, like, because it does sell weird. They know us. They know us. So it was easy. It's not like
used to walking into like two strangers. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like we have, we have roots here.
Like we told you, this is why we want to stay so bad. Yeah, remember.
Like we have we have roots here like we told you this is why we want to stay so bad.
But we went to the sticker guy we went to trendy tot which is which is um consignment shop for children's clothing and toys we went to the laundry mat
and we went to jersey coin and we shot a couple commercials with them one day
and we ran them on one of the patreon shows
in between segments to make it feel like a cable access show.
And we didn't tell them that was the real one.
I wanted to make it feel like I wanted to have these
awkward like hello, Deborah.
And you want you to visit the laundry mat here at the airport
Plaza.
I wanted that kind of like stiff wooden read.
We definitely got it. But now I gave them the commercials
and they can use it on social media if they choose to
or if they don't, but they're really well shot.
Victor did the work on it.
Did a great job.
And they're really great stores that people should know,
you know, patronize if they come to.
It's just nice to do something nice with the kids.
But they were very, to be spacious.
They're like, what do you mean?
It's free.
And I was like, there's nothing, nothing.
No strings attached.
Right.
And that doesn't happen much in this world today.
I think you're right.
Like, if I come up to them and say that like, hey,
you know, we don't know who you are, you look sketchy.
You look sketchy, but I don't.
Well, you've been around. They've seen you, and then you're with Walt.
They call the cops on me.
I'm surprised you didn't want to do the alcohol store.
That's a weird thing to call the alcohol store.
The liquor store.
The one person there does not like me, and I don't know why.
She's very, very short and curt with me, and I don't know what it is.
Yeah, that was my bet. Oh, your bet. Good news, good news about Boris. She's very very short and curt with me and I don't know what it is
You're best good news good news about Boris you hasn't been eating as much lately
So I was a little concerned when he was taking those monster shits who are so proud of he's
He's slowed up a little bit. He's teething. He's got a little growth of teeth. So it's hurting him. Deeds. So he's not eating as much much. You have hard food or soft food? I give him both.
Yeah, I give him both.
Mm-hmm.
But good start, didn't meet you interrupt that thing.
The only regret I have and going out into the plaza
and seeing if anybody was interested was I just
didn't have the balls to ask the iron lady.
I thought it would have been a nice way to build a bridge,
but I saw her and I was
going to say it. She was in the hallway walking to the bathroom and I was going to say, oh, hold on a
second. I went to put my hand up to ask her to hold up and she saw my hand and she quickly looked
down. So I was like, put my hand down and kept on going. I was like, I don't think she wants to talk to me.
Yeah. And I mean, if anybody's gonna be suspicious,
that it's gonna be her, the yarn lady, the yarn lady's gonna be suspicious.
Sorry, so that's it, I'm in Chen.
Yeah, it's a nice one.
Well, deserved of any recognition he gets.
I just feel if he rests on his laurels like in year five.
As the Gavra, he had guaranteed... But he had a wrestling on his laurels. I year five. Is that the guy ever? He had a guaranteed, he does.
I don't, but he may.
This is an hab lore.
No.
After five years of getting this award,
he may just like.
Wait, is a Laurel anyway?
I guess that's an accomplishment.
Yeah, it's an accomplishment.
Okay, so he's never gonna just float
on past accomplishments.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
Yeah, I think it's like, is he?
Yeah, like a, like a, like a, like it actually was, like what they put on the, the,
the people's heads, like back in like the Roman days.
What? His trophy was?
No, a Laurel.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, they gave him a crown.
I was like, damn.
Who put that back?
How I really fucking like, like, Jughead.
Now, if Kevin gave me a Roman helmet, during the awards ceremony,
I would definitely go watch.
Then I would go in.
Speaking of commercials,
did you have you done your Patreon commercial yet?
You've been working on it at all?
I have been working on the idea.
I haven't started shooting yet.
Yeah.
Oh, it's video?
I was gonna do, no, no.
Well, yeah, it was gonna be video, but.
Big of media. Oh, it was gonna be video, but
I thought we said I thought we decided on audio. Do we know? Oh, I can do an audio I thought we were doing audio only
Oh, no, no, I start working on it though. So it's on audio. Okay. Yeah, all right
Audio is actually easier than great. So yeah, and you can use the because I'm gonna use the sound guys for help because I need special effects and shit
Minds I'll probably rely on my boy Chuck.
All right.
If I can because me.
Yeah.
Here they're secret, uh, secret documentaries and all kinds of secrets.
What's that going on?
Yeah, we're working on something.
We're going to something together and I got to say I have never, I've rarely seen such a well-run production is what Chuck does.
Yeah.
He was, I mean, I heard it was pretty solid.
Solid. I mean, I've, I
can't, I wish every time I walked on a set or into a production or anything that everything
was just tightened up, no problems came up that I heard about. Like it was all fucking
smooth. I heard there's some issue with the food. There was a way. I heard that you know,
Q stole someone's, uh, oh, you're right. He's burger. He's cheeseburger. His cheeseburger. Yeah.
Yeah.
At least that made and served cheeseburgers.
Get him and I heard that food was ordered.
Okay.
And a cheeseburger was supposed to go to someone.
Who should we say?
I mean, we kind of got to say, what's up?
A grunt.
Yeah.
Okay.
And when the food was brought out, the cheeseburger
was placed in front of you.
And you looked confused like you had an order
to cheeseburger but you're like,
fuck it, I'll eat it anyway.
Well, somebody said like we just ordered a bunch of food.
Right.
I say, maybe this guy didn't have the balls to speak up.
Like if it was like a contemporary,
he would have said something.
But when it's the man,
like it's an honor for him to eat your lulled work.
I mean, I didn't even want to
eat her, right? It's to be polite to the place.
Someone else's cheeseburger. Yeah, I took like five bites and didn't eat the fries or anything
like that. Yeah, took one bite. You look, one of this mystery person was like, they were
welcome to the whole burger. I'm not saying it was rooper. I'm not saying it was him. He did a great job until this moment, I thought you did a great job.
Chuck, you know, his pals over there.
I don't know, Chuck did a great job, man.
I was impressed.
Focused.
Like a laser.
That's the word.
That defines Chuck.
Passionate focus.
Focus.
Yeah, 100%.
Dude, zero's a couple other words,
but focus is one of them.
And Pralos may have popped up, but he just handled them. He's like, I got this. Focus, yeah, 100% dude zero a couple other words, but focus is what I've had problems like may have popped up
But he just handled them is I got a
Focus, yeah, yeah, that's a kind of guy you watch so the problems don't even reach you
Never even reach me. Yeah heard about them later on
No problems all right, Chuck. I can't get good. I've said it before
Is the cheeseburger thing the biggest problem you encountered then so far? Yes, all right
Yeah, I don't even view it as a problem Yeah, you got the cheeseburger thing the biggest problem you encountered then so far? Yes. All right. Yeah. And I don't even view it as a problem.
So yeah, you got the cheeseburger.
Also, there's like another cheeseburger for, I guess, we're up five minutes behind if you want in it.
Right.
You know, and maybe we're up to the bean cheeseburger.
The board, poor boy, starving the death.
How did it get to you?
Because I came in, saturday to do his podcast with him.
He told you guys, well, they were talking talking about the the project and telling me some stuff and that was one of the things one of the anecdotes that was related
Yeah, they got big time the queue just sat there and he was like, I don't know who's this is but fuck it
And then he just fucking both did that I didn't ask for bacon, but I'll eat it. I mean, you know, you know how these things go
I mean, I'll just make it so you know, Rob doesn't have to work on me anymore.
And he never has to worry about the burgers.
I think by telling me that's kind of what he was hoping for.
Yeah, I can't trust it.
You look, man, if you're walking off a set
and telling stories and stuff like that,
yeah, he didn't have to sign an NDA about like,
no, we just trusted him.
We trusted him.
We just trusted him.
But, you know, if you're gonna walk off a set
and just start talking about like,
how the producers of piece of shit
Or each of burger
He doesn't even like bacon. He said it himself. I took the bacon off. I am I am surprised that there wasn't an
NDA
Past around for this project because I was I was gonna ask yeah, do we need to have
An NDA drawn up for the TSD town general store?
I didn't think so up until this program today.
Now, I'm like, yeah, I think we should, man.
Because I told anybody who would listen.
Yeah, the first person I told.
I posted on the practical joke of sub-routed.
Well, you know, I'd like to publicly apologize to her up.
I thought that you did a good job that day.
I was glad to see you. It
was nice to see a friendly face there. I didn't realize that I'd gone so horribly for you.
And I will do my very best to make sure that you're never in that position again, my friend.
All right. I mean, it doesn't mean your cheeseburger. I just thought, I know that's what you mean.
I mean, I paid for the cheeseburgers. and it's still, he's like, it's mine.
So, you're, so you're recommending that I, because I don't know if you know this, but we have
a high powered lawyer. Handsome.
Oh my god, we heard about him.
No, we heard about this guy last week.
Oh, this dude stepped right out of fucking GQ.
Oh boy.
He shouldn't even be in the fucking courtroom.
Right.
It's like, it probably weighs a jury's in shit, shit. Oh my god. He bats his eyes at the female.
What is going on? What are those people called? Are the jars?
I'm sure that they all they can think about is him without a shirt on.
Right. Like if Michael Angel was giving a choice, he would be the new David.
Wow.
And should I get him on, like, you know,
getting an NDA written up that we can have people
signed to come into the community office?
Could we just copy our old one?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I want a special clause in it.
I can get like a boilerplate one,
and then he could mark it up and make changes.
I don't know how much you want to go in on this.
Well, he's, like I said, well, you don't have to do anything.
I mean, that's why he's. Well, he's in charge just, well, you don't have to do anything. I mean, that's why he's, he's in charge of the hour. That's
the beauty of it. He loves TSD. He's handsome. And he loves TSD. He is the total package.
And he, and he said, you know what? All your legal work is free. Then we, they were going
to need him to do that. Yeah. Yeah. All right. He's on it. He's a list of the cover list
rumors about me or being too.
They were so ugly. I didn't even want to listen. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and draw up for us. How many will they spend under your belt now that you have gipsy on that you've had to sign?
Fiber six?
You are a fucking mover and shaker, my friend.
If you're in a room that demands you keep silent
about certain things, you know you're doing well.
Well, especially when it comes to security.
You're moving up.
When you're in security, you're exposed to things. You know you're doing well. Well especially when it comes to security. You're moving up. When you're in security, you're exposed to things. You know, and you know, you just got to keep
those things quiet. You didn't though. You spilled the beans on a rope. Well that wasn't part of this.
Oh yes, he told you in this room, didn't he? Yes. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, you should have
Yes. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, you should have consulted with the lawyer if you should have divulged that. I was under any of the calls he's getting. There again. So what could I talk about by Rob who was kind of like you know upset that he didn't get
a burger would I be okay to talk about that?
If Ron says something off has a plaza property and I love to repeat that.
If I hear some like top secret yarn info, I have to fall sad.
This lawyer is probably going to be like, you know, at certain points,
maybe like what did I get myself into?
I mean, if you listen to the show, you should know damn well.
Speaking of Reddit, I have a, I want to work on you with you on a Reddit game that I came up with for these guys.
Okay. Okay. I have a, I want to work on you with you on a Reddit game that I came up with for these guys, okay?
Okay.
We can touch with you and Reddit.
I just want to ask you if you're going to shit on me
and say nasty things about me, don't call me Brian.
Oh, they're calling you Brian.
Yeah, like, yeah, like, hey, this, this about Brian.
It's like, no, you're not, no, Brian's for friends
and family and aunts who like me, Brian's in for you people on Reddit.
Dead name.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Brian, Mr. Johnson, I'd accept.
But yeah, if you're going to talk all kinds of, I, any of these people, I would love for them
to talk about their lives for 13 straight years and then see how likable they are.
You know, why you get like me mean, mean cute to have and
seem to be okay.
I know.
I stopped.
I look at Reddit.
You're not okay.
Me?
Yeah, you're not okay.
You get you think you don't have hate.
You're of course you do.
For what?
What did I do?
High-handed moral fucking stodgy position.
Well, I don't think.
Well, that's just because, you know because they can't hang with this.
I don't feel like that's.
I compared it to me.
Don't worry, boss.
I got rid of it before you can see it.
Really, they're upset about my high moral
and my preaching this, judging this, I think.
Really?
Wow.
Well, that, trust me, dude,
there's nothing compared to what they do about the...
What about what I just did, the Ming Chen?
I fucking...
Well, they don't know that yet.
They don't know that. Trust me. I'm gonna go to Reddit
You're gonna be fine
Stumbled across it and they were they were complaining about like when me and you were talking about warm-wifing months and months and months ago
Remember I was like yeah, I go to casino and Mary Beth will where something kind of sheer. Yeah. And walk around and see if anybody notices like,
I can't show you.
They got a problem.
I don't mean to kink shame, but it's like,
no, that's exactly what you're doing.
So why don't you tell me what your kinks are, mother fucker,
and then I can shame you for them.
Yeah.
No, you wouldn't do that.
Because you got no balls.
You got no nuts.
I hope that the next wave of Reddit
is nothing but a list of kinks.
Like everybody just writing their kinks.
So why isn't everybody right nobody knows who you are anyway, right? Everybody's fucking anonymous.
So write in your kinks and see how crazy they are. Yeah. Compared to something that's simple.
Yeah, I mean, why don't you just stay off Reddit? I mean, that's not I stumbled across it. I go to
Reddit for stuff like pool chemistry and like outdoor shit like you know that kind of stuff. I don't
really go for anything else. Some of the podcasts I like I'll read up on them.
You know who was hated for his high morals? Who's that? Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. Loved as well
by some. So it's kind of the same. When they read that turn the other cheek crap they
went after them. But it's not a hundred percent. Like there are some people that are being that are like, no, I think, no, I think this
is a minor, minor portion of, look, I hate listen to shit.
I don't, I don't go on Reddit though.
That's a difference.
I don't, I don't have it in me to go on and complain or write that kind of stuff
about podcasts.
It's just like whatever.
Hey, man, whatever dude, whatever man, whatever man, uh,
but you, but it's kind of odd because earlier in the episode, you said, if you put something
out there, you can't expect your own one to like it though.
Right. No, I don't expect them to like it.
But you see the little earth that they didn't like it though.
No, it's not that they have to like it, but to like call me out for it and be like,
oh, he's not, he's some, he's a bad person
or he's a fucking piece of shit or he's a creep or whatever,
because I say something, it's like,
you don't have to like it,
but then you don't like why come after me for it.
When you know in your own fucking life,
you have kinks that you wouldn't tell people about, right?
Not you.
No, no, no, no,
I was gonna say, that's why I raised my eyebrow. I'm gonna sit down.
But I'm sure Walflann could look. He's fucking, he's undercover king guy. I fucking guarantee you
to home. Is he your room? Yes. Yes. More so than me or you? My kinks would be so pedestrian
and vanilla. I don't even know if they were. That's what I think. This is though. Maybe in the 40s,
they were kinks. Yeah. Like non-mission areas. And today's world, you know, these would not be kinks though.
Right. There would just be like fall into the category of normal.
But why can't, why can't you shame anybody?
You can't shame anybody for anything, but then I get shamed on red.
I'm not. It's not right. Someone.
That's isn't that always the thing with sex if you're not hurting someone.
If you're not hurting somebody, yeah, it's fine, but not this fucking prude,
not this fucking Puritan. God damn somebody. Yeah, it's fine, but not this fucking prude not this fucking Puritan
God damn them
Anyway, don't call me Brian. Oh you fed him. He's just through a meat. Oh, did you get be cute?
I just noticed these guys
And it's the extension cool. Let me read this real fast cause it is the best time of year. I agree with this.
Why don't you just try and,
why don't you try a different time?
All right.
What if you tried to make friends with these people?
What if you tried to?
I don't want any more new friends,
little little people who are ushered in disliking me.
Like now I got to win them over.
I mean, why not?
Cause they're not worth it.
These are anonymous pussies that go on and like,
hey, here's something about Bri.
But behind every...
Here's something about...
I don't believe it.
I don't think I'm read it.
Anybody says anything about you?
Get them, can you go and look, come on.
Why do you go, you should be there.
He goes to the mess, he cares all the time.
That's why I'm gonna work on the game.
I'm gonna say.
It's not a lot, but it is there to say that there is none.
It's like, give me an example.
I can't think of one off the top of my check.
Right, no, that 148 fucking IQ can't think of one example.
I thought a one, it's not good enough.
What was it again?
That I'm judgment.
The preaching is in the judgment.
Yeah, I want something more than that though.
That's not something that should be criticized though
that I have high standards and not.
But it is being criticized.
No, no, no, no, but that's hollow.
That's a hollow.
But I'm saying that mine's a same.
I'm saying that mine's hollow as well.
I agree.
I like it the way you're vitriol in your voice.
No, that's more than calling me Brian.
I don't like it.
You're not my friend.
All right.
So no, I'm not going to be making friends with them.
I know that much.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm like, you're friends with some of them already.
And I don't know it.
I mean, look what you did with Julie.
You built a bridge.
You made it true.
That's true.
Well, that was because I hated Julie.
Yeah.
But people that hate me.
You can't extend the olive branch just once in life, just to see what'll happen.
You haven't extended it once in 50 years.
Are you happy?
Are you sure about that?
I wouldn't have, look at me an example when you have.
And if you can, and I'll admit
that I was wrong because I'm trying to think when I see you.
Yeah, me too.
But I'm trying to think of an example and I'll be the first person to be like, you did.
And I will bet you.
Well, I would say, I would say, surely.
Sure.
And it would turn out pretty well, like you said.
Right.
That's an easy one, though.
Because he didn't have anything against me.
Right. So he was actually the bigger person.
Why not take a different tact to see if things work out differently because
what's the harm in seeing if it does, it might actually be beneficial to your mental health.
How am I going gonna go on as myself
and be like, hey guys, I think you just need
to get to know me a little better.
Well, you don't do that.
I'm not proving myself to these cock suckers.
These fucking anonymous.
But they, they, they, they almost had to fleet myself.
You're just misunderstood.
I know.
I'm like a creature.
I'm like a big foot.
They're in the dark and you have to show them the light.
All right.
Well, then let me tell you this.
Not only did Mary Beth do her little cheesecake shoot with her buddy from OnlyFans.
Oh, yeah.
Zia Anderson, XIA.
She also went down and did her bootwar shot.
I saw some of the photos from with Jillian, the wedding photographer. Ooh, la-la.
Very cool photos.
Yeah, I'm sure they'll get put up somewhere.
But nobody could be upset at that.
Like, that's...
They're upset by it.
Why?
I don't know.
They get upset because I think it's kind of hot
that my wife does this.
Well, that's not right.
And I'm not like,
Hey, man, you gotta fucking do it.
It's like, these are her decisions.
She's like, what do you think?
And I'm like, I think if you want to do, you should do it.
Yes, so what's their problem?
I don't know.
They got a problem with it though.
Fucking shaming me.
Well, maybe they'll, maybe they'll listen to this
and reflect.
Could you please reflect, just reflect on your own life.
Why don't we all bring down the temperature a little bit?
All right.
Why don't you try a little bit?
Why don't the guys on reddit this, this, this, this,
this, play me too.
All of us.
Why?
But,
but,
I'll just try to bring the temperature down.
It'd be less preachy.
Maybe, let's just say, yeah, maybe, maybe, you know,
not be as less judgmental.
I'm more on the plate.
Let the moral standard slip.
Yeah, just a little bit.
See how it goes.
Be less, And then you're gonna get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little Okay, I don't I don't get off on people hating me on rat. All right, but if they do now if they do
I'm not gonna fucking be the guy that's like hey, man
Yeah, like you just don't understand like no, I'm not gonna try to win these people over fucking
I'm just
I don't think it's
At the end of the day though, I don't think that stance has done you all that well though.
I think it would be healthy to at least try a different angle.
But I mean, decide from what happened.
But decide from today, I never acknowledge it.
I never talk about it.
You know, I don't talk, I don't go to read it.
Like any of that shit.
It's just like I literally stumbled across and was like, oh, what the fuck?
Now this person is saying this. Yeah, I know. Yeah, the any of that shit. It's just like I literally stumbled across and was like, oh, what the fuck, now this person is saying this.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, the algorithm generates your feeds.
Yeah, yeah, so I see it, and then I'm like, okay,
well, this is one of the things people are saying.
Gotcha, and makes you feel bad.
It doesn't make me feel bad,
it makes me feel like they're fucking idiots.
Yeah, you know, it doesn't make me feel bad
because I don't feel like I've done anything wrong
or I'm done anything wrong or
I'm doing anything that affects anybody, especially the person posting about it.
Sure.
It doesn't affect you in the least.
Why do you care?
Why would I continue to listen to a podcast and when you don't seem to like it?
I don't know.
Yeah, and this is recent too.
This is what this was in June, the post was here.
We're bringing the temperature down.
Okay, temperature's down.
Let's bring the temperature down.
Cooling your fire set our, our, our relationship with Reddit.
Right.
I'm not going to go on check it out.
You guys let me know.
I'm going to try pot this weekend.
Okay.
All right.
There you go, right?
Let's do it.
Let's get a lot of water again.
Let's just stop.
Do you commercial?
Okay.
All right.
It's the best time of year to time when temperatures and get cooled down and I'm gonna get a lot of it
Changing colors I got a spin on a cop. Yeah Troy. Where are you?
Get over here
I'm trying to be gay go skin on cops. Why if that I'm gonna post about it on
Yeah, put it on social media and then the reddit can have some crazy
I
Don't think that people are down with that shit anymore
You know people are like starting to like like safety and stuff like that. Yeah, so
It's gonna start to an A-Cab artwork. When San Francisco's like now, we got to hire more cops.
Yeah, I think, you know, every CVS in the country
shutting down.
Defund.
Oh, there's a right A downstairs after this episode.
I'm gonna fucking take it for everything that got going in there.
I'm gonna take $999 worth of merch so they can't fucking touch. Oh Oh, especially if that, it has a lot that still, that same rule is applied.
Especially if that old lady's behind the counter, the one who can't stand up.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck her.
You're actually one of the, we can still out.
Fuck the elderly.
You're right.
Fuck the elderly.
Fuck and curb stomper on the way out.
Yeah. What's wrong, on the way out. Yeah.
What's wrong, grandma?
Can't stand up.
I gotta be honest, I think people are gonna like this.
Oh, yeah.
We're just appeals now.
Oh, speaking of which, all the listeners who wrote into me about my sciatica, fuck you,
you didn't do me any good.
It turns out I don't have sciatica.
That's not there for all. I know. Did you miss diagnosed yourself me any good. It turns out I don't have sciatica. That's not there. I know.
Did you miss diagnosed yourself?
I miss pulling a github and diagnosing yourself as well.
Why didn't you drain something on your body, willy-nilly, and just hope that that would solve
things?
I'll shriveled up and play.
I don't think it worked.
No, it turns out I had severe arthritis, I had to have severe arthritis in my knee and
my right knee.
And that's why I was a placement time.
He said could be replacement time gave me a quarter zone shot,
which I thought was going to hurt like hell, but it didn't, I didn't feel it at all.
And he said, this should be good for like six months.
He goes, if it's not going to like two weeks, then we got a problem.
So I got it.
This is week one.
And it's pretty decent so far.
Stefan's up a little bit here and there, but you know, I didn't expect it to be perfect.
Again, you haven't tried that Brett Favre copper sleeve?
Copper sleeve?
No, I got the machine that you, you know.
No, this is not a machine.
It's just a piece of black fabric that has copper fibers in it.
And Brett Favre has arthritis in his knee too, and he says it works like, he says it helps.
He says it helps.
He's on the commercially dose. It's a good price surprise I trust him because he's one of these immoral
guys that fucking since pictures of his cock every what's wrong with him stealing
money from a charity to build his daughter a volleyball court on her
college campus she can't get good of all you high moral fucking douche bags
fucking reddit assholes you're gonna judge Brett Fart too.
Oh, oh, sorry, sorry.
And the good thing about the copper is it blocks the frequencies
that there have been transmitting lately,
but these are the emergency messages.
I just hope he sent it a dick pick to the fucking prosecutor.
Mm-hmm.
Like he's prone to, which I support sending unsolicited dick picks.
New wall.
Yeah, that's the best guy.
Unsolicited is the only way to go.
You know what the other.
I'm gonna send one to I'm gonna send
an unsolicited dick pic to my to our lawyer.
Yeah, there you go. Wait a minute.
Now we're gonna get to the bottom.
It was.
I hope he sends one back.
It was a 45 minute.
I don't reply with back. It was a 45 minute go. I hope he replies with one himself.
Too shame.
I'm gonna frame that.
Oh my god.
He'll give Tom Brady a run for his money.
I'm not fucking around on the good looks.
See, why can't read it? Say this shit about me. He'll give Tom Brady a run for his money. I'm not fucking around and the good looks to
see why can't read it say this shit about me why is it always like oh he's a
fuck creepy is a jerk he's an asshole not like oh he's so handsome god I wish
he'd send me a dick pick unsolicited I've been given to these people out there
that they're handsome somebody on reddit please write that I'm handsome please
even if you don't mean it just write it you'll see it you'll get it okay yeah
get him I'm relying on you to final my handsome Even if you don't mean it, just write it. You'll see it. You'll get it. Okay.
Get them.
I'm relying on you to final my handsome comments.
You got it.
Also, get them going tonight and write a bunch of answers.
Yeah.
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the holidays. You're right. Get them. Now, I hate to say this because last week Walt, you were
insisting that I give you an example when I said a lot of people in Hollywood pretend their wholesome
and they're not and you had me on the ropes
I got to say you threw me for a loop. I wasn't able to answer little did I know I didn't need to look any further than Andy Griffith himself
What that's right because I looked up the sheriff of Mayberry the sheriff of Mayberry. I looked up
Celebrities you thought were wholesome, but aren't and there are some celebrities on there, uh, on the like celebrity so wholesome you can't believe it. Like Angelina Jolie.
And I'm like, wasn't she wearing vials of blood and making out with her brother and all kinds
of weird stuff? Sure, but at one time. Years ago. Now does that, is that displaced or supplanted by
her recent good stuff, like adopting kids and doing all of her
charity.
People change.
I think you got to allow, especially positive change, shouldn't you allow?
Julia?
Yes.
I'm just kidding.
I just kidding.
Yeah.
I would say she's wholesome.
So she's wholesome?
Yeah.
I don't hear anything about it.
You don't think that.
A lot of nudity in films, some people would say that's not wholesome.
But I think a porn star could turn around
and become wholesome.
Yeah, that was my next question for Walt,
like how far away am I from wholesome?
Can I make that leap to wholesome?
If you had asked me last week, I'd have an answer for you.
Yeah, but is a new on wholesome Walt?
Oh, no.
It doesn't give a fuck.
Me and you were gonna,
all right, well then maybe it's now the worst time
for me to fucking go wholesome.
Not gonna bloody around with Walt,
we can spit on cops and piss on people's cars
and all kinds of shit.
Knocked pizza at a homeless people's hands.
So we all know what, what are you talking about?
Did someone knock pizza at a homeless person's hands?
Possibly at some point.
Oh, okay, I thought it was a manger somebody.
Oh, I don't know, no. I'm not sure. Andy Griffiths show, okay magazine said they can rip the lid off the shameful secrets,
including the love stars boozing, cheating, and cruelty to kindly spinster Aunt B.
Not Aunt B.
Yeah, this is what they're saying.
Now, I don't know if this is true, but it's like George Lindsay who played Goober pile the mechanic on the show
noted Griffith's volatile moods in his 1995 memoir Goober and a nutshell most of us were definitely afraid of Andy
Every Monday night he would call you if you liked your performance if the call didn't come I dreaded going back to work on Tuesday morning
The stars white hot ranges were unbearable
And during a furious fight with his first wife Barbara, he punched out the car's windshield. Then he admitted he saw
a shrink for more than a dozen years to control his anger. They said that he was bitter and
he was also a disabled alcohol or sorry, an alcoholic, not disabled.
Hmm. What's the problem?
I don't see the problem at all.
Had this been last week, this would have meant something. I didn't know I was going with a new fucking wall.
If she didn't mouth off, you wouldn't have broke a window out.
Yeah, well, we certainly have one side of the story.
Griffith also had an affair with you guys would know who this is.
Helen Crump.
Yeah.
The teacher, it became his real life lover almost immediately after joining the cast in 1963 and
the couples toured a fair was one of the worst kept secret on the set. Now get them are you still
whole? Oh, it's get them wholesome. No, okay. No. Because I started thinking like my definition was
just like you don't use substances, but it has to be more than that, right?
I don't think you can see on your why you think some awesome thoughts, though.
Does he?
Yeah.
Especially about our lawyer.
You guys want to do something you need to window and stop.
He's right.
Is he, is this guy on Instagram or something?
We could take a look at him.
I really don't want to reveal his name.
He's got to come on.
Oh, he's going to come on.
He's going to come on.
I would, but I'm covered under NDA.
So I can have that formation now.
I'm going to.
Speaking of being handsome, I figured out a way
that I can be as handsome as BQ.
All I need to do is take a hammer and smash all the bones
in my face. What?
You're wondering, hey, how's that going to work?
Viral bone trash smashing trend is so horrifying it could ruin your face. This is a TikTok trend,
you guys. The latest viral TikTok trend is supposedly convincing people, mostly young
men to break their bones to achieve a chiseled jawline. So what these people doing, bone
smashing, is the practice of repeatedly hitting one's bones.
Typically, the cheekbones are jawbones
with a hard object like a hammer
to create micro fractures in the hope
that the bone structure will heal in a more attractive shape.
Oh my God.
So homemade plastic character.
What do you think?
Oh, should I go for it?
No.
I know.
I was still even in.
Then what would we do do on also a little...
Things you should see a doctor if you're thinking about changing your own bone structure
of your face.
Well, I don't know about changing your bone structure because like, look, if I didn't
have the beard, as I've said in the past, I have a very weak chin.
It's like kind of recessed a little bit.
So like if I went to the,
to the plastic surgeon, it was like, hey, give me a little bit more of a chin so I don't look so. A Bruce Campbell. Yeah, give me some Bruce Campbell action. Yeah. Then,
then that I sort of get. But yeah, smashing your, like, to change your face. But to smash your
bones, I'm not sure. That's a great idea. It doesn't sound scientific. That's for sure.
The hashtag bone smashing has 262 million views on TikTok.
Who are they trying to look good for?
I guess girls, right?
Guys, there's always gonna be a girl that thinks you're good.
Always, man, always, of course.
You have to smash your face with a hammer.
In fact, the fact that you smash in your face with a hammer
probably makes you unsuitable for 95% of the people that you smash in your face with a hammer probably makes you you know unsuitable for
95% of the people that you'd want to attract anyway. Chances are it's not gonna work
Yeah, we all swallowing and then you're also the type of guy that hits their own face with a hammer. I mean look if you Steve
Oh, that'll work out right yeah, but but I don't think you know Steve
Oh has a lot of charisma. I don't know if the average person smash in their face does that.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know.
I would guess not.
I would guess not.
So yeah, they're asking you to not go and smash your face
with hammers or other hard objects.
I think there's not many people that can do self-harm
to their own face.
I think that's one of those areas.
It's almost like try to drown yourself.
Yeah.
It's so like your body just want to allow you to harm your face.
I mean, you can harm your arm, you know, like cutting and stuff like that.
Your face is just a different territory, in my opinion, but I guess obviously not if
there's some.
There's people out there that are able to do it or maybe they get their friend to do it for them, you know, like do it. I'm my opinion, but I guess obviously not if there's some
There's people out there that are able to do it or maybe they get their friend to do it for them You know like do it just do my club. Yeah, you know how we have I have a new idea for a feature semi regular feature
You know kind of like you know you hit learn something new every day and fat news
But I had this idea you you know, with Tom Brady being retired
now. It probably means he won't be in the news as much as he was when he was playing.
Sure. Sadly. So that to give me an opportunity to talk about him, you know, more on the show. Because I enjoy that, I was thinking about
coming up with a segment called Brady Bulletin's.
We're just two stories about,
just to give you some information about
Tom Brady's up to lately and what he's doing.
Yeah.
And like, the nut, everything.
Two checks his watch.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
You're not.
I'm not.
I'm not going to put on a Brady Bulletin's in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in.
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I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. the crypto guy, the crypto guy. Even I know that one. Yeah, all right. And you know how he's in hot water, right?
Is the same bankman, is he out of hot water?
Is he still in the water?
Oh, no, I think he's still in the water.
Yeah, the hot water.
And he's probably gonna go to jail, right?
Well, his lover is about to testify.
Have you seen the lover?
No.
Oh, you got to Google the lover.
Is it, is it like a hot sexy lawyer or no?
No.
No, not even close.
You would think with the kind of bank this guy had,
the call fucking bankman had the holy shit, man.
Well, I'm okay.
Love his blind.
Oh my God, this guy should be smashing his face
with a hammer.
Don't shame.
No, how does shame?
People on Reddit to go about how handsome you are.
If you're out here calling this woman,
I'm just, he asked if she was a hot sexy lawyer
and I said, no, she's not.
No, that's not what you said.
You're like, hold on, I'll find her.
And you know what, I'll let you guys make the decision.
Well, you're looking, I'm gonna give you
why I thought this was interesting to bring up.
He was hired by Bankman Brady to do,
Well, there's the commercials, right?
They hold the commercials.
But he was given 165
million dollars for 60 minutes of work. Jesus. Spaced out over three years. So he just wanted
year one, I need 20 minutes from you. Year two, I need 20 minutes from you. And in year three,
I need 20 minutes from you. And I'll give you 16165 million. Jesus.
That's crazy, right?
I mean, it's a 25.
Well, that's why the guys in trouble
because he was throwing around money that wasn't.
Yeah.
It's a good one.
Well, okay, but I really want to talk to you about was
after reading the article and looking up
and seeing what was being posted on social media, was
there seem to be more anger directed at Tom Brady after it turned out that this was a
sham company and it was a pyramid scheme.
Like, how's that his fault?
That's what I'm wondering, but you would have saw these, I don't know if you guys know
this, but the internet is infested with fucking maggots.
Yeah. You don't know if you guys know this, but the internet is infested with fucking maggots. You don't say.
You should get it reporting here.
They want it.
There's people out there demanding that Brady have to go to jail to for this, for the indiscretions
of the company and the crimes and the sins of the company he would have to pay for
too.
Could you imagine the things that they're writing about how they wanted him raped in jail?
Whoa.
Some of these fucking...
You want Tom Brady raped?
Yeah.
Like some of these things, I can't wait to see it get happens to him in jail.
Somebody thinks Tom Brady is going to jail.
Yeah, really.
What I want to say to those fucking mental midgets who think that Tom Brady would be
anybody's bitch.
A little bit.
I don't think you'd say the M or any more, bro.
Midget?
Yeah.
Well, I don't mean it.
We can't say mental.
I don't know.
I didn't mean short and stacked.
Trying to bring down the heat.
This is a little cute.
I just meant short on IQ points.
Yeah.
Lacking and stuff. I think mental midgets still look. Yeah, probably then it's still okay. Then I guess. I on IQ points. Yeah. Lacking and assumptions.
I think that's what the midget's still look.
Yeah, probably then it's still okay, then I guess.
I don't know.
But these, trying to bring down the temperature around here,
Walt, I don't want to know hot button.
Who think that Tom Brady would be any fucking prisoner's bitch
and jail are out of their minds?
Yeah.
It's Tom Brady, if he puts his mind to it,
he would own whatever cell block.
It would be the worst cell block on the planet.
Within a week, he would run that fucking cell block.
Usually the way it goes, Rich, White, handsome guys come in
and everybody else bows and listens to him.
He's not kidding, man.
There's somebody that's gonna take him just to be like,
I'm fucking took Tom Brady, man.
But he's the best at what he does, no matter what it is because he puts his mind to it. With that kind of... He's like, I'm fucking took Tom Brady, man. But he's the best at what he does, no matter what it is, because he puts his mind to it
with that kind of determinability.
He's like Chuck.
Whether or not he's been a worry
more about playability, determinability.
No, he's the random self of people.
No, he doesn't need anybody.
He would run that cell block.
He would take out the biggest baddest motherfucker
in the cell block, just to show everybody that he would take, take out the biggest baddest motherfucker in the cell block, just
to show everybody that he would train like an assassin for it, but he could be the president
or he could be the fucking leader of a fucking cell block.
Why doesn't he do it then?
Become fucking president because the ass clowns that are surrounding the fucking election
now.
Like, let's get Tom Brady for president.
Why not?
Speaker of the house. It's up. It for president. Why not? Speaker of the house.
It's up.
It's up.
He has shown he can accomplish anything.
Virtually the impossible.
Yeah.
Why not, then, president, or...
Couldn't hold on to Giselle.
Or the king of a prison.
That's one thing he couldn't do.
He couldn't hold on to Giselle.
He didn't want her.
No.
No, no, no, no.
He let her go.
He knew he was going to retire. Set her free. and he's had all this free time and all this money.
Yeah, kids are gonna be old enough soon.
Uh-huh.
He's gonna sense it.
Yeah, he just wants to probably, you know, show her what was like on the other side
and have her come crawling back under.
Yeah, I've seen her. I saw her down a carnival dancing and have a fucking great time.
Oh, yeah. For the paparazzi, she's dancing. But as soon as the paparazzi
and her car drive away, the tears start falling.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Well, I'm gonna show you this,
the same Bankman Freed girlfriend, okay?
Now, you can, you can make your determination, Q.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
She looks like she's 12.
She does look like she's 12.
But are you gonna be like, is this BQ's?
I'm not gonna go ahead and say that. Hot meter.
Where she fall in the hot meter.
It's not about saying that she's hot.
What happened to this fucking guy?
I told you that.
Hold on, let me look at her.
I'm running under the table.
I gotta try to bring the fucking nuts.
She's down, but she says he doesn't count
when I think she doesn't like.
What's that?
She's done nothing wrong.
You don't know that.
Yeah, like when you go,
she's done something wrong.
You know what I'm saying?
No, she's calling the testify against him.
Right, so I mean, she knew something.
But this is the kind of thing, though,
like you calling out her on her looks.
It's, I didn't call her out for her looks.
I'm just saying, you said,
you said we're not, she looked like a hot sexy lawyer.
I said, no, she doesn't.
Let's go back to the other people.
So you called her out on her looks.
Not me.
I asked if she did.
Right, so you want a real answer?
No, I know.
I know.
Here's your answer. That could be a bad picture of her. Okay, so you want a real answer? No, I know. Here's your answer.
That could be a bad picture of her.
Okay, let me find the fucking 500 others
that look exactly the same.
I don't know what happened to this podcast.
What's going on here?
We're bringing the temperature down.
That's one episode.
We're trying to bring the temperature down.
Three shows of space monkeys to do on a cruise.
I don't know if I can depend on this guy now.
Well, you know, international waters.
Oh, you're right.
We can see much adventure out there.
And you gotta be lubricated, right?
Yeah, some James said in the news.
Oh, it's a new me, bro.
It's a new me, bro.
It's a new me, professional, you know.
Buttoned up.
Like Chuck taught me to be.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Do you have any more Brady stuff?
Is that it?
I have one more story though,
and I can't believe we neglected to talk about.
And it's shocking that it didn't take sole possession over any news story.
It was a couple of weeks ago, Mexico revealed the corpses of aliens during a congressional
hearing.
Why? Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't see this either.
Yeah, has this not big enough?
Oh, it's trying to keep it quiet.
They're trying to keep it quiet.
It's fucking insane.
Yeah.
There's pictures of miniature, they call them childlike bodies of aliens.
And this was done on the congressional floor in Mexico.
And it's not the biggest story on the planet.
I don't know. And I want to ask you guys, why? Why are they suppressing this story?
NASA is claiming it's trying to debunk it so hard that you're like, you know, there's some smoke there.
NASA's going after, like, it's almost racist what they're saying about Mexico.
I mean, it looks a crumpy
Yeah, let me take a look at it does look a little bit like crumpy
It says we need to buy him get him at the night fair Q. Yeah, maybe you can pick up a child
Alien corpse
Just I you're just sending email looking for a child and then in the body of the email alien corpse
Looking for an alien child
But like there's news coverage
barely about it Well, it was it was covered a lot here video from a French TV show 66 minutes taken to 2018 shows what appears to be
EARLY similar bodies that were debunked as being made up I heard they're trying to debunk it now because they
Don't want to try to get out. This is a femur one is facing the whole way
That's because it's an alien that you can't hold it. They did some their bond standards to our
Our standards it is complete skeletal That's because it's an alien that you can't hold. They did some different standards to our standards.
It is complete skeletal.
Well, I haven't seen that.
I haven't seen that yet.
Nobody had said we've done tests on this.
The only thing I've seen is it's been debunked.
You're too busy.
Another people's hammer Mexican doctors claim that the mum,
the mummified specimens believed by UFO researchers to be aliens
are not made of different bones, but belong to
a single skeleton.
And then, of course, NASA came out and I thought it was really harsh how they were so quick
to debunk it and be like, they haven't even seen it.
And they want to come out and just like shame Mexico, alien shame them.
What?
Telling you, King Shame and alien shame.
It hurts.
It hurts.
I don't know, man.
I guess I got to do some research on it.
But if I have to believe either some Mexican congressman person I've never heard of before,
or the American, you know, NASA, I'm probably going to believe in NASA.
And again, I think that speaks to a little bit of privilege though that bias.
Yeah, and bias that you will automatically assume that the American standard has to like
put their stamp of approval on it before.
I can't believe he's saying this shit during Hispanic heritage. It's fucking unreal.
He's trying to cool down the temperature.
He's a congress in America.
You think that it would have got a different reaction?
I mean, I feel like we're days away from that happening.
So maybe, I don't know.
It, you know, it depends who trust politicians
anymore. I think it is very easy to be, because it's another country to be like to dismiss
it. And it's not like it's Mexico, it's not England. I'm not dismissing it. NASA's dismissing
it. Right. But they have an interest in, does their interest because they fucking want
all the fucking, the fucking ink. They want props and the, uh, be like, oh, okay, we have deemed it worthy.
Yeah, but we have deemed it alien.
But why wouldn't it be like, why wouldn't it?
Like if I'm, if I'm NASA, and this is real, I'm not like, let me squire this.
I'm like, well, fuck, I budget just went up.
Cause now we just, we just proved that there's aliens on this planet.
Now, suddenly every time we make has got to be fucking going to NASA. So if I'm
them like that I don't know I think I think they would love for aliens to be real.
You would see the NASA budget shoot through the fuck dude but they already have
them they already have a massive budget and they're not finding these bodies
Mexico is yeah and you know you know I don't know if you know this but
scientists are more caddy than fucking teenage girls. Oh go on
Go on. They are fucking so
Like they want the credit. They want the fucking paper. He's about peer review paper names They want they want their names and all the
Know all the studies. They want something named after them hockey Tyson
That's better than just everybody coming up at their own shit and being like,
oh, yeah, I guess that's true.
Right.
But again, I do believe though that there's a new thing.
NASA's a bunch of petty bitches.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's like a sorority house.
And a SA, I mean, it's the name of a sorority house.
North American.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's the part of it? Where's theassahat. No, they're central.
Central America started central. Massa.
North America is just American. That's a problem.
It doesn't make sense. That makes go central.
Yeah, I don't know. I just thought that it was kind of,
we still have the country from them.
How the fuck are we suddenly North America?
And they're not.
No, we're dumb.
It's North America.
Well, you're not dumb, you.
All right.
I thought it was unprofessional, though, for them to be just like,
they should issue a comment.
But we'll have to wait to see until we get a chance to look at it.
But we are not going to make any claims
that call into question the credibility of Mexico.
We can't confirm or deny.
Yes, that's what you do.
That's professional.
Yeah, not these little fucking...
Not good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no signs and we're like that. No, no, they, they, they flat out said that they haven't seen,
they were not able to look at the bodies.
Okay.
Yeah. As if NASA would be handing these bodies
all over to every country too, if every country wanted them.
You know, they wouldn't.
They know they wouldn't.
They keep those moon rocks in a safe for a reason.
Actually, they let the moon rocks go out to any country
that wants them.
When they're done with them, they tried to
chop that out as a, like, you know, when we brought the moon rocks go out to any country that wants them. When they're done, they try to chop that out.
As it like, you know, when we brought the moon rocks back,
we let every country take a look at them.
Yeah.
What's this rocks about in that dark?
Don't you like about that?
It was trying to, like trying to buck for a ward or something.
Like, oh, the Maverick would have to send you
to Jersey Maverick would never say that in your Jersey Maverick words.
Oh, man.
But I thought it's crazy though that it didn't get more coverage though.
Well, it just seems like it's bullshit.
So it's like, it was like, why would it get more coverage?
I don't know why you think it's bullshit the only because you saw some articles that
say it's bullshit. Because NASA says it is. No, but that's it. Yeah, well, that doesn't
believe it. I mean, I'll do more research. I'll do it. If you look, it seems to be a handful
of people are like, oh, it's been debunked already. That is not true, though. Okay, well,
can you send me a link to the article that supports this? Absolutely. I have plenty of them here because I'd love to see that.
Yeah, look at all the articles links I got here.
Sure, but you send me one that that's positive.
Okay.
That you're relying on. What's changed your mind so much?
I'm going to send to to Brie.
Then Brie sent it to you because he came up in my air drop.
For some reason, you didn't. I don't know why you slept and give me your text and you're your phone number yet
It's kind of weird that you still don't want to be eating about it cute. It's also an airdrop
I thought maybe when you got that new phone I would get I would get a phone number, but now still
Layton I thought maybe when you got that new phone, I would get a phone number, but now still it'll lead. It'll lead.
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Yeah, the remake of the play.
Pretty good, right?
I love it.
Except I'm such a pus that when I'll play,
but then when it comes to flying,
like there's certain zero gravity,
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So Mary Beth has to do those parts. They made those flying controls better though. This time I guess you would
They're I know I did it. Yeah, I did it by the end. I was all sweaty. I'm getting sick and sick. I take some of those sea sickness pills
I didn't think I would have to to play a video game, but I think I'm going to next time. Maybe one of those bracelets
We're like the patch like I have one of the
Yeah, and vice-common on to I probably well I already wear that yeah just thought a miracle does want me to
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Why, you saw him walking around your house when he stayed over.
Yeah, that's all he wears.
Well, he was wearing a robe, but it was open, so.
Yeah, no, no, no, he told me.
He told me.
Oh, yeah.
Because I had a bunch of Yundis that I had an open jet,
and I was like, hey, do you want some?
Well, you know, we've been on multiple trips now.
It is crazy how many times a maid has walked into his room
with him being completely nude.
Almost like he wants a dad.
Yeah.
So that's why when you said that he was walking around
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You're not even shocked at it.
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They don't make them yet, but they do make a lot of other stuff.
They're in the market for a girdle.
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Who was a...
Just gonna make my figure look a little bit more spelt.
A little more hour glassy.
Yeah, an hour glassy.
No, you don't want that?
Straight as a rod.
I don't know, like, Kardashian-assie.
You want to look rigid and fucking uncomfortable.
I got it.
Now I'm envisioning me tying up this corset and it comes into work every day.
I'm gonna put it back.
I want to get one before the next time I meet with the lawyer. Now I'm envisioning me tying up his corset and he comes to the work every day.
I want to get one before the next time I meet with the lawyer.
Well, here you go. They they've got to go.
Yeah, he's get on that cozy job.
Yeah, girls, one Z's and more.
I don't think girls is included in more just yet for meetings for these years.
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You got the great Batman costume.
I do have the great Batman costume, it's possible.
And we also, I mean, you can go back into the costume room and there is a multitude of
costumes back there. There's a great big-foot costume back there.
Sure, yeah, maybe we can do something like that.
Yeah. I'm going to Hollywood Harrow Knights.
Oh yeah, where's that?
In Orlando, next week.
Oh yeah.
We'll find down to get
experienced some some thrills. Are you going to dress up so no one knows who you are?
Uh, I don't think I need to because I'm going with a tone and he's got that. Oh,
he's got he gets that special treatment that the impractical jokers will never get the fast
pass. I think it's beyond this. Okay. Yeah, I think it's just like get on this golf
car. Well, drive these to the next one, Mr. Fitton,
I think.
But you have to be in costume, though.
No, I would be.
But you want to be, right?
Probably not.
I mean, you know, I mean, I could.
Yeah, I mean, getting the spirit of things.
I can't be honest.
I kind of been like, I'm hoping Halloween turns it around.
I wouldn't say I've been depressed lately,
but I've definitely been like checked out.
Oh, yeah.
Everything. I know that feeling.
It's not quite the same as depression,
because there's not like this self-loathing,
but it is just like this wide-bother attitude
that's in everything that I have going on right now.
Yes, and you're hoping Halloween will jumpstart.
I didn't until you revealed how little I've been thinking
about Halloween, and I love it. And I'm like, maybe it should be like fucking trying to get into it a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I don't know. Shake it up a little. I don't know if I spend any money on that's the answer. I don't know
I don't know what's going on. He just bought those Frankenstein stand-ups for outside this house. Yeah, but they were like 10 bucks
I don't know man. I got to figure something out. Well, okay. I don't I don't feel very good
No, maybe I'm hoping the
The horror nights. I'm hoping it around. I wasn't gonna go and then I was like, you know
I just fucking go just go like get out of that. I mean, I'm away fucking every weekend this month with sucks
But like I was like just go just do it
So hopefully I'll come back. It's fun. That fatone magic, you know, I mean like he's got that you when you're around them
You feel good the rubbum
Like you know like a laden's lamp. would like to. Have that gene come out. Yeah.
Gene will over yet.
It wouldn't be anybody. It would be Fatton. There you go. You haven't met or
lawyer. No, that's true. Yeah, I haven't smashed my face with a hammer yet.
Oh.
Oh.
So, my last question, and either get him or Q, you guys might know this.
When someone dies in a house fire, and they don't have smoke in their lungs, how does the
pathologist know?
Like, see how in their blood.
It's in their blood?
Okay, I didn't know it like this how dumb I am.
I was like, I didn't know if they cut the lungs open
and there was actually smoke in there.
No, you could just do it.
It's usually, it's usually there's no,
there's not even smoking the lungs.
There's never the issue.
It's the seal that I got you.
Yeah.
Yeah, and that could kill you.
I mean, like, there was a fireman in Dynastat Island
in the past decade.
The fire was out and he kicked the wall.
Just to break it open and a plume of CO just hit him and killed him
and he died right there.
So it's really, it's like they could just do a blood test
and see what your CO levels are.
All right, well thank you.
You can get exposed to CO and not smoke.
For 100%.
Yeah, absolutely.
Why was that a question that you wanted? Because I watch a lot of these like new detectives not smoke. For 100% yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.
Why was that a question that you wanted?
Because I watch a lot of these like new detectives and murder shows and stuff like that.
And they're constantly talking about like somebody dying in a house fire like what they
didn't have smoke in their lungs.
So it like it means they were dead prior to the fire.
Yeah.
I mean, look, I just go on, you know, firemen were blunt tools.
We're not scalpel.
Right.
It's a whole science. I'm sure that I don't understand
They're no yeah, but I don't know that that sounds real usually see how that kills people
Mm-hmm. Yeah, like they were actively trying to get out there probably like burns through the
Through the air passageways
Yeah, it was a super heated air. Well, what happened to weird owls parents?
They they had a blocked fireplace and seal when bending that's how they died in their sleep
Yeah, what's your name? Wow, they're sleeping. What's your name?
What the fuck is that, ladies name?
Another act.
Alicia Witt, her parent, same thing.
Yeah.
Up in Massachusetts, I think one of their furnace backed up or something and they died from that.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Seals, no jail cap.
Everybody's sealed.
Detectors checked.
Check your batteries right now, actually.
Yeah.
It's about that time of year when you're supposed to.
Yeah, when you switch over, when you switch the time difference, the daylight savings
it pulls the chains of battery and you're smoking the cactus. Yeah. You can go over and check.
I'm like, sure. Thank you. I'd ask you to check mine, but you have a history of not showing up.
You've been hobbled lately. Yeah. Like you can barely move. It's like an invalid.
I used to be like you get him up until a week ago.
He got the cortisone shot.
Yeah.
It's all you need.
A cortisone shot.
I wanted to ask you guys before we go.
Um, because I think I think he has the most respect for you, BQ.
And he would listen to your thoughts on a subject.
He won't listen to a single thing I've said yet.
I don't know why he's like that.
I think he listens, but then putting it into action is that's the rub and everything.
I think he knows you probably are right, but he has this hang up about having these weird
battles. And I tell him that I don't think these are battles
worthy of your attention, time, and just the effort
that, and the amount of thought you put into it.
I don't think they're worthy.
And I could be wrong, maybe.
Sure, shoot him, I'll give you my opinion.
So he prints out receipts that are not real.
So when he's asked when he's leaving a store, can I see your receipt, sir, do you know, like I have Walmart, you have that guy who checks the receipt as you walk out.
I was just at home, deep on the way here and it happened. Yeah. Okay, well he theorizes that that is they can't do that to him. They can't make him
Show them a receipt. He does want to be treated
Excuse me as if he's a
Potential shoplifter. Okay, so he gives them a fake receipt that he gets printed out on the internet that when you turn it over
It explains why you have no right to ask me for a receipt
He covers when he goes into shop right,
he covers the camera on the self-checkouts, causing so much attention to be drawn to him that
people come over to him and ask him what he's doing because he's acting very unusual.
And he then tries to then act like, well, what am I doing wrong? Like that kind of like,
well, why are you persecuting me? Why are you coming over here and bothering me?
Why, like, even though he's drawing so much attention
to himself, because he wants these weird victories
that like, technically, I guess he's, quote unquote, right?
Well, it's not right.
He's going into a private business
and fucking, they have their policies.
If you don't like their policies, shop somewhere else.
Or, or, and I know that I'm not the one you're going to get a girlfriend.
Get a fucking girlfriend. You want to have time for this shit?
I think he still would. Yeah.
Or he'd be dating a girl that's like, yeah, they don't have any right to show you.
Yes.
Yes. I think you might have.
If he would love an echo chamber girlfriend, I think.
Yeah.
If you don't want to run, can you imagine the to get him echo chamber? Oh, double, double stereo.
Oh, yeah.
But yeah, and I maintain to him, I was like,
when he tells me all these things,
he does it with like this big grin as if he's one,
like, you know, he's just one bunker hill or something,
you know, like.
He's saying that people make him
a minimum wage, you made their days harder.
That's basically all he's fucking done.
I don't want him. I don't want to make their lives harder. I just, you know,
I don't have to submit to receipt checking if I don't agree to it.
Go to another store. They don't check receipts. Like that's your choice.
That's what I did. And then all of a sudden, no, now because we're having a shoplifting
problem, we're starting to check receipts.
You find another store. It's, but it's not on you.
No, he should get that. No, he shook you off. He'll say that he shook you off. He's
said, no, but why do you have the right to tell them what policies they have?
Because you can't legally ask somebody for a receipt unless it's a part of an agreement
like when you join the store like a Costco or a BJ's. Oh, yes, you threw that at me. Only
BJ's and Costco have a right to check a membership. It seems because you signed a membership membership stating that they could we got to ask the hot lawyer about that because I'm not sure that
That he's right about that anyway
But two is just like so what's but just show him the fuck I receive cares
Hey, he's looking for victories though and I feel like I know he's living a life without worrying about shit like this
That's that's like victory like if you left the bank and you almost on the guard stopped, you said, I want to count that money.
Yeah, but that's not what's going on.
Is it not?
You completed a transaction.
You completed a transaction.
And now you're leaving with your merchandise
that you've completed a transaction for.
Yeah, but you're, you're comparing.
Why should they?
No, that's, that's not, they're trying to prevent
the problem that they're having.
The teller is the one that's the last line of defense
to make sure you get the right money, the security guard the cashier the kid or
And then in this situation, okay, so if you want to take a peek you went into the vault
Bypass the teller got his own money. You don't think they have a right to ask him to
Submit let's say I go about the money. I go to the ATM and as I'm walking away from the ATM guard stop
I want to count that money. Let me see. You know what you know what it does get them
It makes it so people don't steal shit.
It makes it so all the prices for the rest of us don't fucking go up like they have been.
Show your fucking receipt and stop being such a bitch about it.
Like who cares?
That's the easiest.
You're gonna be so hard on them.
No, because then they want to go.
Let's bring the temperature down.
Let's bring the temperature down.
Come on.
Come on.
But they not only want to spend an hour here trying to bring the temperature down,
you still want to bring it up.
They not only want to attainable fucking.
My nature.
They not only want to see your receipt,
they say they have the right to go through all your stuff then.
But subconsciously, he doesn't even realize it though.
Yeah.
He needs like, victory somewhere.
And I think these are the victories he's trying to get.
He doesn't even realize that that that's why he's doing it
is because he needs to
pwn somebody.
Anyhow, the internet is just not enough sometimes.
No, it's not.
I don't want to pwn or flesh or blood.
You gotta iron out.
You gotta, yeah, you gotta pwn.
I don't want to look in your eyes and pwn him.
Right.
The sky is making a minimum of weights to check where seats are.
I don't want them to go through my stuff.
I don't want them to scrutinize my purchases I don't want them to to scrutinize my purchases
Scrooze
They're inspired three days ago
They're supposed to be comparing the receipt to what you get a parasite if you eat this
They're supposed to be comparing the receipt to the items that you purchase
I
Don't see it
People I don't know, I'm such a person. I know, it's weird. I don't see, because you're what people agree with me.
Don't go to those stores.
So now you're the guy that's just like,
the store should operate the way I want it to operate.
You're that guy now.
That's who you are.
Operate the way all, tons of other stores operate.
Go to those stores.
Like, go, go to those.
I want to go to my, I want to go to those.
I want to go to the store, I want, I want it to be the way
that I want it to be, because I'm the me.
Because all of a sudden they just prep they just love that squeaky little voice
Just because they throw up a little sheet of paper doesn't mean that they instantly have a right that they don't actually have they do have a right
They do not it's a private business. Well, you don't have a right to them not asking you
They can answer if they want on the way out the door. They have to have prop underneath yours
They have to have probable cause they can and if they want on the way out the door. They have to have prop underneath yours. You have all they have to have probable cause.
They can.
And if they do not have probable cause,
they cannot stop.
Well, what's the definition of probable cause?
Proble cause is that you believe someone has stolen something.
So what if they believe in you?
And you have,
what if you,
what's the probable cause?
They can actually.
You're acting weird by coming in the fucking camera.
You have a, you're walking on it.
It's a face camera.
It's a facial recognition.
You're telling a camera,
you're walking on it with fake receipts in your pocket. You're walking probable cause. This isn't a small victory. You tell me, Cam, you're walking around with fake receipts and you're pocket.
You're walking probably cause.
This isn't a small victory. You're wrong. Well, this is a major victory for him.
Oh, yeah.
That camera is solely for facial recognition.
I don't know what they're doing with that data, and it bothers me.
One small step for me and one giant leap for Gittles.
It's not just me. You act like it's just me.
Who else is doing this that we know? I've never seen that person cover that.
I mean, I necessarily let you know.
Probably, we're up.
Yeah.
That's fucking fine.
He should be hiding his face now.
I love it that you're going in hard on him.
But I thought you'd have a little bit more tenderness in your heart
to like kind of explain to him like in a way that like maybe he would understand.
Like, you know, it's just my father.
These are not victories that you should be searching for, trying to get under your belt.
Right, okay, that's the handle you want to.
Well, I thought maybe that, like he doesn't respond well
to the angle you just took that harsh love.
Yeah, he needs a light tap on the fan.
We'll have a this, have a this.
Rather than a hard kick in the ass.
That this comes from this need from get him to have wins. Yeah, W's I believe so I
Would I'm not a psychologist. I would say to get them under that umbrella that like I just judge like one
Would I would be like, but you're you're winning you're winning. You have the life you want
You have a job you work with your friends you you nobody you, you, nobody asked too much of you. You have, you know what I mean?
You're semi-famous in a way like people like you.
You're, you're a cast member on a popular thing like he's got the wins.
But I've had this, I've had this feeling for decades.
It's, it's always been something that sticks in my crawl and like,
receipt checking.
Show it in your fake receipts.
I think it's just a problem, man.
I think you showed me yesterday. I, I, I think it's just a problem, man. I think I would love to show it to me yesterday.
I like, I had to pull it up on the TV, but I will.
Look, get them.
I don't know that, if you don't see this as a problem,
that's all the society have, which is just like,
it's not the way that I want it.
So it's no good.
I should know.
That's what everybody says, man.
I should know, I didn't create this fake receipt.
Somebody else did it.
Right, but I just copied it.
Right, and you print them out and use them
Yes, I'm not saying you created it. Yes, so you're just making
Somebody else's life more difficult acting weird in a store
Yes, Mike, Mike. You're the only person putting their hand over the camera. It's a facial recognition camera
That is all it is it does not record anything except for your face. And I have a problem with that because I don't know where that
date is going. His point is, you're the only one doing it. I don't know what you're doing.
I don't believe on the only one doing it. Regardless of what your reasons are, they probably
got their receipts checked too. I mean, yeah, like your behavior from the time you walk
into the store until the time you walk out makes people say, maybe, like, maybe we should
give this guy a second block. It's probable cause. Yeah, he's covering up.
He's covering up facial recognition.
Maybe he doesn't want us to see.
He's telling us that we can't check the seat.
He comes in here with fake receipts.
He's not a watch out for him.
Probably cause.
Right.
I don't see how you can be.
You can't accept that that's not probable, probable cause.
No, because by that point in time, I've already completed my purchase. I'm completing my purchase. You can't accept that that's not probable cause.
No, because by that point in time,
I've already completed my purchase.
I'm completing my purchase.
Right, but they don't know what you have in your pockets.
You've got, look at those massive pockets.
Okay, so do they have,
so they had someone watch me put stuff on my pockets.
I, I, well, I have never put stuff on my pockets.
I just, no, but you have the reputation
for handing out fake receipts
and you're covering cameras.
Like that's, that's suspicious behavior.
It's only a fake receipt in that it.
Um, it's a receipt and it's not real.
It's fucking funny.
It explains what it is.
That's suspicious behavior, but how do you not see that?
It's not suspicious.
The Aber post.
It's declaring it's suspicious.
The Aber because someone doesn't want to submit to something is not.
You don't have to submit.
Don't go to that store.
Go to a store that.
So if I claim the Fifth Amendment, that's suspicious because I don't, I refuse to.
What shop right are you going to?
Less long branch, but it's expanding to a lot of the other sacers.
Yeah.
What's with the shaking of the head?
It's the area.
I go to shop right over here.
I don't see any secure.
Well, no, no, no, it's, it's, it's been slowly clamping down because, you know,
they, they want to cut costs.
So they have two cashiers covered 10 registers, the self checkers.
And they were letting everyone just check out
with all their stuff.
Now they cut it down to 30 items.
Now they cut it down to 20 items.
And there's like, it's almost like steps you have to take
to just to check out.
Do you not acknowledge though that nobody around you?
Nobody you know is acting this way.
You don't think it's you?
Oh,
I tell him Steve,
yeah, I fucking zero the headlights.
I'm like a black stare.
No, no, no, no.
If you only know like five people,
it's not a good sampling.
You don't know way more than five people.
Then I talked to a lot about this stuff.
You, you know,
God, get a little bit of Ryan so hard. 15 people we can name right now that you have that I can tell you without a doubt
Aren't acting the way you are you do not believe that it's could be just you you don't think to yourself
Well, why am I I don't believe why am I willing to die in this?
So why do I find this I don't believe it because like I said I didn't create this I didn't create this
You're just a bit of a handout. I just modify I just modified I don't believe it because like I said, I didn't create this, I didn't create this, you're just to fit this handout.
I just modified the game.
I just modified the handout so that it looks like,
so it looks like a receipt.
So I could just hand it over to you.
Oh my goodness.
So it wasn't even a receipt when you got your hand on.
You turned it into a receipt?
I added a receipt to it.
Oh Lord, oh my God.
That's God.
You can't even fucking talk to him.
Some are somebody with cancer is like,
yeah, and church just denied my claim.
Like something legitimate this guy's like, they won't take my fucking fake receipts
Read what he says, right?
It says I didn't steal anything thanks for asking and it's cut to look like a receipt like a receipt on Walmart
Yeah, and this is on the backside
It's a screw. Oh wow. It's a whole I mean I'm not kidding around a festival. Yeah, it this is on the backside. It's a screw. Oh, wow. It's a whole, I mean, I'm not kidding.
It's a manifesto. Yeah, it's a manifesto. I didn't write it.
I just copied it from you just let it represent yourself.
Cause I agree with it.
These are the same people who like, and look, I wanted to be one of them,
but I'm like, look, sometimes you don't want to be the one.
Citizens. No, no, no, no, thank you. Like the mask shit where there are
certain people who are like, I shouldn't have to wear a mask. Even though it no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, lawyer is gonna fucking waste any time to get you off on it,
because I'm not gonna allow him to.
Okay, I'm gonna tell him, you know what,
we warned him, he's on his own, let him represent himself.
Okay.
And I'm gonna tell you something,
I don't know if you've looked,
you're not a sexy lawyer,
I can go in and fucking make all the jurors,
fucking wet.
You sound just like my father last night
who said don't call me, but you can't make anybody wet. No sound just like my, you sound just like my father last night who said don't call me when you get arrested.
You can't make anybody wet.
No, no, no.
Most of the time I was like,
you look like caveman lawyer from SNL. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, So he believes that you're acting like a yes, a bit of a tool and that's a cop an old cop an ex cop
He's still a cop. He's it. So you think if he was an older cop
He wouldn't be going for this this receipt shit either, but he's like no, like a cop always a cop. Yeah, that's true
He didn't like so no, he doesn't know what to say. You're not gonna read that whole thing. Are you it's too long?
Just put it on it's I mean, it just, yeah, can you send me a screen cap
and I'll have Mary Beth put it up on a, okay.
Yeah, Instagram.
And that's the part that looks like the fake.
TSD tone.
Cause I fold it.
So I just handed to him and just keep walking.
Excuse me, sir, sir, no, do you get chased out
to the parking lot?
Do you get chased out to the parking lot?
I had it, I had it happen once, a guy over in Neptune,
Walmart ran after me, and he's like,
I'm gonna call the cops.
I'll be at your house in 15 minutes.
I'm gonna take your license plate.
Never showed up.
No, because I didn't steal anything.
He's like I said, you see the victory.
And I was so pissed off that night.
I was so pissed off that night because I had to buy four pairs of pants because they wouldn't
unlock the changing room.
And I knew I was gonna have to return three
of those pairs of pants.
So I was just,
you know, you're fucking extra extra extra husky.
You don't need to try any of the pants.
You know what, it was the,
reinforce seat.
No, no, no, it was the jeans I wore for the Sunday Jeff,
the Sunday Jeff shuffle video.
So I needed to know if they would fit backwards.
So I had to buy four pairs of jeans.
So if it was, he's got an answer.
He's got an answer, even when it doesn't make sense.
But it makes sense to me.
It's not an excuse, it's my reasoning.
But that's I'm saying, don't you ever think to yourself,
nobody I know, and it's more than five people
treats these things with the importance I do.
Maybe I should...
Maybe they're not important.
Thank you for that, what you're saying.
And realize that maybe they aren't as important
as I think they are and focus more on something
a bit more worthy of your attention.
I'm focusing on things that affect me.
So I don't see how, you know, you know,
doing something because someone else,
it's affecting someone else, I think, is even,
is crazier than that.
I'm just because this is affecting me
and this is my feelings, this is how I act.
So first thing you said, some thought
that I kind of understand.
Like I don't wanna have to wait in line
after I just waited in line
so that someone could check my receipt,
scrutinize my purchases.
I don't know, you know, who knows what they're gonna be
thinking about me, it becomes a whole lot of fun.
I mean, somebody just did it to me at Home Depot
and it was literally like all I did was look at,
put a fucking pink check on it
And I walked out the door. Oh, I thought you meant they screwed it nice. You're not gonna add it three seconds to the whole fucking thing
Yeah, I was just like, yeah, take it easy man. You brought some sort of like killer blade and you're like you can't
The scene of blades sir. You've got soft hands
You had to send me that receipt real quick. You had the same issue as what?
Jag off here questioning my manliness.
You had to say, it's important to me.
You had the same issue as what we had to see.
They're home deep or low as they had by spray paint.
We had to show them, they had to come over
and manually say that we were over 18.
I only thought it was ridiculous because we both
need the one of us look like we're 17.
Yes, but no.
I shop every day.
That's how it's what I do.
I get my food for the day every day before I'm away here.
Just like every other fucking person on the planet.
Well, no, not a lot of people shop every day.
Do you shop for food every day?
I don't shop any day.
Yeah, so every day.
This is where it affects me in that.
It's, yes, when Q went to the store, home depot today,
but I'm doing it every day. So it's just
constantly adding more and more time to my day. Yes, and
you're so fucking taxed for time that you got to run back
here. It's not that and fucking post on Reddit that you
pwn the fucking 60 year old employee at shop right to ask for
receipt. Oh, it's not 60 now. They got some tall big guy does for the OPO.
Standing there in his little OPO shirt,
lost for benched officer.
Oh my God.
I can't win.
And then there's,
I think it's just go to a store, they don't do it, man.
But it's what I was doing.
I was going to a store that didn't do it,
but now they're doing it.
And it's just gonna keep spreading.
I can't get through to him.
This is what, like we'll talk about this for hours. I don't talk to him. I can't get through to him. This is what, like we'll talk about this for hours.
I don't know.
I can't get through to that fucking skull.
It's impenetrable.
Why don't you shop at the shop right up in this area.
They don't have security guards there.
Do all the one over here in Haslet,
Security Officer came out,
LPO came out to me, flashed her badge,
told me I wasn't allowed to cover the facial recognition cameras
or they were down to being the facial recognition system.
And then I would be flagged.
He never went back. You never went back.
You never went back after that.
I want to see.
No.
I want to know what I want to say.
I'm a guy who flagged.
No, no, no, no.
I want to know what I want to say.
I'm in like a bitch.
No, I want to know what I want to
want to want to want to want to
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I don't normally go to grocery stores,
but I cannot imagine this is the scene for most people
and they go in like you're fighting with bitties,
you're fighting with LPO.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not fighting with the bitties,
they're just sitting there judging you.
So what?
Hey, I just talked, I just talked a lot about getting judged
on Reddit for no reason, man.
So, you know, I go to West Long Branch,
I cover the camera and no one has said a single word to me.
I wish Bitties would judge me instead of
fucking regular people.
Because the Bitties you know are opinionated.
Because the little Bitties, little Bitties,
I got a good back to that.
I got a good back to that.
I'm not gonna do any final thoughts on this whole situation.
What would you recommend to them, like therapy?
I don't think therapy.
Why do you recommend they should get them
always be just to keep doing what you're doing't think it's therapy. I don't think it's therapy. I don't think therapy.
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I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don away next week. I should be around next week yet.
I'm gonna see Ming-Chank incident.
We're gonna get the maverick.
Let's get the maverick.
All right, tell him Steve Dave.