Tell Em Steve-Dave - #572: Call Me Mr. Johnson

Episode Date: October 8, 2023

Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply: tellemstevedave.co...m/amsgiveaway

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yeah, I mean you fucking pot this weekend. Alright. All right Tell them Steve Dave Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of tell them Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt Flanagan And be cute. Hey, hey guys. How's everybody doing? Hello? Is everybody doing do we want to get some some I want to get some light house keeping out of light? That's what we got house keeping a little house keeping to do One one has to do one part has to out of the way. That's what they got house keeping. We got a little house keeping to do. One part has to do with this IJ cruise.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Okay. Alex our own Alex the cameraman. Yeah. Bought a cabin, but it turns out something came up. He's unable to go. Okay. So if you want to go on this cruise and he's discounting the cabins
Starting point is 00:01:27 Email him at ijcrues 33 at gmail.com and also happy Hispanic Heritage month Alex. Hey, all right nice I mean Ming Chen's going, you know Ming Chen will be there. Yeah more. Do you need I don't understand? This guy's everywhere. He's accepting awards and shit. I see him all over the internet. God bless me. Yeah, you got to learn for something. I'm not sure what. And the even bigger news. We're gonna get an award for.
Starting point is 00:01:53 I don't know. Being a Maverick. Maverick? Now, sure. Now he's a Maverick. He got, he's got a successful podcast and franchise. See the words, but like, it's our words. We're Mavericks.
Starting point is 00:02:08 We don't have a, we don't have studios. This is a studio. We let it out. We let it out for free to other podcasts. I just said a podcast with Rupert the other day. Here. We're trying to help young podcasters get a leg up in this. And I agree.
Starting point is 00:02:23 We're Mavericks. We deserve a reward Like I have like he got an award with kev it was like the two of them got on the war the sheriff Yeah, did they have to share it? Oh, I saw mess. Oh, I don't know. No, I think they each got one But like yeah, if you're gonna say look if you're gonna say maverick I would look at Kevin and be like yeah the guy sure fits the definition of maverick Ming right Not so much. I don't know, man. Depends on which way you want to pick up.
Starting point is 00:02:50 How are you spinning a positive cue? I want to hear this. Uh, well, he's so he doesn't want him, the knife fucking bark on that cruise. Yeah, he's putting a lot of the chips on it. He's making a chain appearance. No, Alex, he's a guy. We just lost a counter.
Starting point is 00:03:05 I don't know. I mean, the guy, you know, he went from a, come on, man, like let's, let's talk about it. The guy was a computer guy for years and years, switched to television star, switched to a podcaster. Now he's just making money, he's just personality. Yeah, but that's fucking, you, most people I know work in cubicles.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah, but you can fucking you most people I know work in cubicles. Yeah, but you could say anybody who's on television or who's a podcasting did something before they did that. Sure. Something in the quote, quote, unquote, normal realm of existence. So what's a maverick to you guys? To find maverick, I would say like groundbreaking type person. He's an Asian American who television saw podcasts on studio. What are you talking about? But he didn't bring around every day. Kevin told him like, Hey, do you want to be on TV?
Starting point is 00:03:56 Yes, you want to be on TV in his head? Sure. That's not what I'm and he was charismatic to carry that show for seven seasons. Okay. I disagree. Everybody's a maverick. Right? Everybody's a maverick. If he's a maverick, everyone's a maverick. An independent, everybody's special.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Okay, now I'm sure he's not a fucking maverick. An independent individual who does not go along with a group or party. I've never been so sure that Ming-Chen is not a maverick after reading the Miriam Webster definition. Ming-Chen is the party. I've never been so sure that Big Shed is not a maverick after reading the Miriam Webster definition. Ming-jian is the party. He also is an unbranded range animal, especially a motherless calf. That's also what a maverick is. I like that. A calf.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Why are you guys trying to rip? Why take this award from him? Because I want to award. Yeah. But words mean nothing. So it's like you want to just make an awarding idiot the fucking same. And I probably have more credibility than this. I sort of lost track of it, but I guess we must like the last podcast awards. I know we were up for something over a decade, I think.
Starting point is 00:04:57 I guess we did a award. I know. I gave you a award like a couple months ago. That's what I thought. It has to be somebody we don't know given it to us. It can't be like a friend or like a homemade get them award. That's like your mother putting up something you did
Starting point is 00:05:11 in school on the refrigerator that doesn't really deserve to be hung on the fridge. I would tell you, your mother's love counts more than an organization. She's obligated to do that though. I know a lot of shitty mothers who are not out here. I'm a kid who's gonna send them out there, man. I'm blessed to have the parents I have.
Starting point is 00:05:28 I've seen some shitty parents. Yeah, you had some stuff on your refrigerator? I don't know about that. I don't think my fridge ever had much on it, but I don't think that I gave her anything. But, you know, why are you guys taking me down like this? I'm not taking them down. I happen to agree with Walt that, like,
Starting point is 00:05:42 if the award is like for being a maverick, I don't get the connection. if the award is for being like a Glad-handing smiling goofball Then yeah, that's an award. He should win. That's basically he's sucking a pool. I don't know if you saw that tweet He's just programmed to say whatever he needs he thinks he needs to say Mm-hmm and then shake his head. Yes. This coffee is good. Check yourself out on IG. Right.
Starting point is 00:06:09 I'm having every single person in the entertainment business. Right. Right. Right. I think we might be the Mavericks. I mean, you what were the outsiders? This is why Quinn can't compute. He's into deep at this point. He's in the group in the party.
Starting point is 00:06:21 We're not. Yeah. Where the fucking Mavericks? Where's our awards? But if you're true Maverick, you don't even want the fucking awards. Oh, well, he showed up for that award. Believe you'll be. He was there. He was there. He was there to fight before. Fucking free dinner, man. Like, I'm here to buy a ticket.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Okay. No, I'm just kidding. I think you guys are being hard on me. I think he's probably in my circle of friends or closest thing I know to a real maverick. He's out there doing it, man. He ain't got no fucking steady income from a job. He ain't going to a 95. He ain't punching a clock. He's out there making his money the hard way
Starting point is 00:07:02 and probably paying all his taxes, supporting his family, spreading love, spreading joy. Why are you guys so angry at that? I'm more angry at the committee, you know, for just handing out these awards, Willie Nilly like this. It just seems like. Well, like we've also not been covered like NJ, NJ dot, whatever that magazine is.
Starting point is 00:07:23 They're like top five for top 10 podcast in New Jersey. Why the fuck are we in there? Why would we be on that? Because we've been around for 13 years, man. We're fucking, we're underground. We're all cooler than that. They don't like us Mavericks. They don't like us.
Starting point is 00:07:39 We're underground, you know what I mean? Like we're fucking of the people, for the people. For the ants, by the ants. Well, I would be disappointed if New Jersey.com was like, fucking these guys are cool listening. It might be because, you know, the statin island can, you know, connection to, they don't consider it. We're not pure Jersey.
Starting point is 00:07:59 We're Jersey. Yeah, that's probably the reason. You know what I think about it. I mean, if you guys want me to step away for a year and see how you guys do that award and try it, I mean, I'll miss it, but listen, we should drop by 90%. But we got an award. I don't think, listen, I don't think I'm the one if I leave, I don't think listenership would really drop.
Starting point is 00:08:19 So I'm not leaving, just to be clear. I'm not saying that, but I if I started palpitation. But if I did, I think the show would continue. I would just find it is the poor man's cue. Oh, I already saw Twitter too much. Get them. Well, what are you trying to say? I can see according to them, the committee. Yeah, they who gave it out, it's for making a difference in the art arts. Oh, and he made a difference in the art of podcasts. Yes, Chen is a long time collaborative. No, just the arts, not the art of podcasting.
Starting point is 00:08:51 It says Chen is a long time collaborator of a Mammoth County filmmaker, Kevin Smith, who was also recognized at the event with the artistic achievement award. Excellence in the arts. That one makes sense if you're going to give that to Kevin, but given being the maverick one, I don't know, man. He must have did the website or something for him. He probably got him a touch with Kevin. He'll keep trope Kevin here. Before he received the distinction, NJ Biz caught up with Chen to learn more about this,
Starting point is 00:09:20 quote unquote, Mavericks, fascinating story, including his relationship with Smith, his background and career highlights, his latest venture, and more. He fired me! That's my story! God damn it! You guys fired a Maverick! I don't know. I think Ming deserves all the awards. Yeah? I do. Alright. What a great guy. I mean, you fucking have it.
Starting point is 00:09:44 I do love Ming. I think it's great. I really do love Ming. It's never done a thing to hurt us. All right. What a great guy. I mean, you fucking. I do. I do love Ming. I think it's great. I really do love him. He's never done a thing to hurt us. He's never done a thing. Well, I don't know. He did sort of bug the stash on Walt, right?
Starting point is 00:09:54 Let's not forget that. That was only 12 years ago. No, this has, this is really not. I really don't want this to be taken as a slam on Ming. It's not. Okay. I think it's how should they interpret this? I just see, I just would like the committee to be a little bit more
Starting point is 00:10:18 thorough or don't call, just don't call it a maverick award then. Just call it like, okay, nice guy. Who pods? Good. Beautiful. The goodick award then. Just call it like, okay, nice guy. Who pods? Good dude, or the good dude. Yeah, just a good dude. Yeah, is he even a podcaster anymore? Usually he's setting other people up. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:34 We might have to write into this community. My son, I was podcaster. I was so fucking annoyed at him. We could remember we were doing that pod kit, I sold comics and he was fucking on his phone the entire time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Paying attention. Yeah, that's a fucking Maverick so fucking busy on his phone. He couldn't fucking Engage in the conversation that we are paying him to fucking I don't want to say it. I saw money change That's a fucking Maverick that comes to do a job and it's like fuck you, give me that money.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I'm doing what I want. I'm gonna fucking text the whole time. Yeah. That's a maverick. What is that definition you read before? Broke the rules. Tell me he was going to get courage by love to rerecord the song. I sell comics to I sold comics. Where we at with this? As a no pen written. Frickids. Yeah. Wow. So that's that would have been a maverick. I would have been in the front row of that of that when they were giving out that award. Rob Easton. Yes. Yes. Yes. Wistling with both fingers in my mouth. Wistling at the top of my
Starting point is 00:11:37 lungs. You know, saying he deserved that award. But I would have been right beside you. I would have ripped the award out of Kevin's hand and given that to Ming. So according to Chen, I love that they're giving me an award called the Maverick Award because podcasting is a very Maverick medium. There are no rules. You can talk about whatever you want. You can express your passions no matter how niche or broad. It really is Maverick format, which is very cool. Ten years ago, you know, podcasting was a Maverick format, but now everybody and his fucking brother has a podcast. And not only that, you can't say anything you want to say. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Well, you can have the things you want to say, like you're opinion on a movie or pop culture. No, no, no, yes. Long as you're an imaginative character. Yes, yeah, but yeah, that's when you're, you're okay. To a certain extent, but not really though. But you're like, you go too hard at Star Wars and everybody fucking gets on your ass about it.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Ray is not a Mary Sue. Everybody goes hard on at Star Wars. Does anybody like Star Wars these days? But it was always that way, you know, you know, it used to be written very well. My point is like what, I mean, I agree with you. Like at this point when somebody tells me they have a podcast, my eyes glaze over,
Starting point is 00:12:48 I'm like, who fucking does it have a podcast at this point? You're like Jesus Christ. But you know, it depends on what your topics are, man. You can talk about anything you want. You know? Kinda. As long as it doesn't offend people. What the fuck do you wanna talk about
Starting point is 00:13:03 that's gonna like who the fuck even wants to talk about things that offend people? Some people do? Who? I don't know, there's podcas, tons of pod political podcasts out there. And who the fuck wants to listen to that? Not me.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Exactly me, but some people do. My point being that like, I think it's never been more unsafe to say exactly how you feel. If you were like, say Trump ran 2024, EQ votes for him. Right. There's no fucking way.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Sure. You could say that. I could say that. You could say it, but you wouldn't say it. What would happen to me? It would not be worth it. No, it's not. It's definitely not worth it.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Your agent would tell what would happen to you. No way. A certain segment of the audience would be immediately turned off and be like, why don't you go buy some fucking trumpkins from across the highway? To which I'd be like, all right, I'm going to buy some. I don't know what to tell you. Like, I don't know, but I don't. I agree with you.
Starting point is 00:13:59 I'm going to take our cancer, though. I was just about to say, I agree with you in as much as politics. Like, I go to YouTube and like I check out different podcasts and shit. And then there's like the like new for you or like it's always political shit. And I go right by it because like I know if I watch it, I'm just going to get annoyed. So what's the point? Yeah, it's best to check out. Yeah. On stuff like that. But I don't know, man, it's like for I just feel like for anything. The only thing that I feel I don't know, man. It's like, I just feel like for anything, the only thing that I feel I can't say sometimes
Starting point is 00:14:27 is like, if I don't like something, that's why I said that rule a while ago, where I was like, I wanna talk about things if I like them. Because I've said shit and then run into people. And then like, what was that? I heard you don't like, you know what I mean? And it's like, you know, my life's too short
Starting point is 00:14:42 to fucking put myself in that situation again. So it's like, I don't want to talk about things that I like. And you are traveling in circles where you could meet people who had a hand in what you're saying you did what happened to me. Right. So that's on a different level than like, I could say I don't like something. Like, there's no chance on the planet. I'm going to run into somebody who worked on it. Correct. And so I'll never have to feel that awkwardness of like trying to be like,
Starting point is 00:15:08 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I actually, I loved it. And it happened to me. And it's like, and I don't remember even saying it, and I felt bad. I'm like, why did I shit on something that somebody created? Because you didn't like it. It's the nature of fucking putting something out there.
Starting point is 00:15:21 If people expect to put something out there and for everybody to love it and not have anything negative to say, regardless of their station, that's so fucking unrealistic. But I don't think you're a fucking bitch. If you come up to BQ and you're like, hey, I heard you did it like my fucking movie
Starting point is 00:15:35 or my song or my project or whatever the fuck. Confronting you with that is fucking bullshit. No, but it wasn't like an angry thing, but it was just like, but I don't know what's the fucking point. Look, if one of my friends is on a podcast, we're up on something that I did, but it was just like, but, but I don't know what's the fucking point. I look, if one of my friends was on a podcast, ripping on something that I did, I'd probably be like, what the fuck, dude? Friends. Well, friendly, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:52 And it was like, I don't want to. Well, then yeah, yeah, you probably, yeah, you just, you're just a lapse where you didn't really, you forgot that's a friend was working on it. No, I said it and then years later had become friends. Oh, and they fucking had it in the fucking road. Somebody pointed out to him and I was like, I don't know. What do you want from it? We got to fill fucking an hour a week. I'm just from the hip, just saying stupid shit. I don't fucking remember half the surface. I don't believe the other half of the shit that I'm saying. So what do you want? Yeah. Just because your friends with someone doesn't mean you
Starting point is 00:16:23 have to like everything that they do. Of course not. Which I'm not saying we a lot of you call somebody else. Anybody to fucking say or not say whatever they want. I'm just saying my own thing is I don't want to talk about things unless I like them. I agree with you, Kudo. Like if your friends with somebody,
Starting point is 00:16:39 you probably should, you know, holster, like, you know, you know, after some of their, some know, don't have to some of their, some going after something they worked on. What good could come from it? Zero. Like, what are you gonna do? You're not gonna change anything. Yeah, if I'm gonna, like, like, sayings,
Starting point is 00:16:54 like you didn't like something. Yeah, who, what, someone's gonna be like, yeah, PQ is right, he didn't like it. And now I don't like it either. Yeah, yeah, that actually would have, will happen. No, definitely, definitely. Definitely, if it's like, yeah, I hadn't, if PQ brings up a good point, they're like, yeah, that actually would happen Definitely If BQ brings up a good point though like yeah, I hadn't thought of it that way but if it's in the
Starting point is 00:17:12 If it's like on a podcast and you didn't come up with the topic you just chimed in I think that's a little difference and actively shitting on something you can you can have some self-control You don't have to tell everybody your every waking thought. You don't. You can see it in his eyes. That doesn't compute. You know what it was for me that really this it wasn't that that situation that made me go like I don't know why I like I don't want it was it was who's that combo character the that the fat girl that flies around. Remember that was her whole face Oh, faith? Faith. And I remember like, I teed off on that for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:17:48 And then somebody wrote me an email, and I was like, like, I like faith, and like, I'm overweight, so it was like kind of cool. And I was like, I have a fuck that I rip on faith. I'm like, I don't care about it. Because it doesn't occur to you that somebody so mentally small, that they're like, I identify with a comic book character.
Starting point is 00:18:04 That means a lot to me, too. That's not what they were coming. They were, I identify with a comfortable character. And that means a lot to me. That's not what they were coming. They were just coming from like a different angle. And my point was just like, why am I, why am I shitting on something that people like if I don't care about it? That's my point. Like I don't care about it.
Starting point is 00:18:17 So like why am I taking design? And then also like, But you don't care about a lot. That's a good thing. I don't care about anything. But like, and then like opinions change too. And then you're like locked in amber for saying this shit sucked. And then you're like, yeah, not true, not true.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Discovered that I enjoyed this. You, uh, you took me to task for giving shouli shit. And, uh, because you like shouli. And I was like, you know what, I respect Q's opinion. I'm gonna give this shouli guy another look. Yeah. And I watched a couple of the shows. And I was like, I reformed my opinion. I was like, you know what, I don't know where my head was at.
Starting point is 00:18:47 I don't know why I had such a hard on for him. Right. But then I went on a show and we talked, and we made up, and now everything's fine. That's great. I, I, I, so yeah. Yeah, it's like, that's great. Isn't that better than being at some fucking,
Starting point is 00:18:59 I don't know, being at war is fun sometimes. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I got to say, I don't wanna be a war anymore. No? Well, it's a young man's game. Yeah, game. Yeah. I just never saw a good outcome from it. There's no winning actually. Like like like most wars. Yeah. What is it? What since World War II? Right. There are no clear cut victories anymore. Yeah. There was no wins. There's no losses. There was just I don't. There's just there's just battles getting older. I don't care about anything anymore
Starting point is 00:19:32 I just want to jess you around man I got something you know what I'm all turn around you are right BQ I was I was a piece of shit. I'm a shit heel. Ming Chen is a fucking maverick. He deserves that award 100% He deserves the award for the next 10 years Yeah, he's mad rigging it up. He's mad rigging for the next 10 years running. No one has any right to that trophy But Ming fucking Chen. Yeah, he's mad rig. He's like Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise was five foot tall instead of five four You're right though. I like who am I to say he's hasn't to serve it What have I done that?
Starting point is 00:20:15 I should do it way in on fuck what Ming Chen is Let me let me tell you take a look at the patreon, okay? If that's not award-winning shit, that's like, wow, these guys took Patreon and really ran with it. Like, Walt has done incredible things with this fucking meeting. Thank you. Thank you, but. Yes. Just like around the rule. I think he should get an award. I think she got the word for that. But it's paychecks. I really get that in the award. Yeah, I'm gonna get that in the award. But that is like in the community though, that really isn't helping the community like Ming does.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Oh, you mean like, because Ming goes out. That's just helping ourselves. Well, you helped the orphans through that? Try it too. Yeah, we've helped a lot of, like we've helped listeners, you know, when they've needed a hand, we've tried to come and lend a hand, you know, with listener who, who was his name, the
Starting point is 00:21:08 guy who had the fire. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Some of the businesses in Air Proposal, and we asked them if they wanted a free commercial shot and edited By our team Why would have we spying that I just wanted to do it. I just wanted to be neighborly. I just want to start giving back I want some of the love that we get for the next week in 2035 and I think the award will be up for somebody new I would like to be in the running to win that award. And like, we went to the sticker guy. Yeah, we went to anybody take it up on. Yeah. Or they're not like, huh, like, because it does sell weird. They know us. They know us. So it was easy. It's not like used to walking into like two strangers. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like we have, we have roots here.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Like we told you, this is why we want to stay so bad. Yeah, remember. Like we have we have roots here like we told you this is why we want to stay so bad. But we went to the sticker guy we went to trendy tot which is which is um consignment shop for children's clothing and toys we went to the laundry mat and we went to jersey coin and we shot a couple commercials with them one day and we ran them on one of the patreon shows in between segments to make it feel like a cable access show. And we didn't tell them that was the real one. I wanted to make it feel like I wanted to have these
Starting point is 00:22:34 awkward like hello, Deborah. And you want you to visit the laundry mat here at the airport Plaza. I wanted that kind of like stiff wooden read. We definitely got it. But now I gave them the commercials and they can use it on social media if they choose to or if they don't, but they're really well shot. Victor did the work on it.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Did a great job. And they're really great stores that people should know, you know, patronize if they come to. It's just nice to do something nice with the kids. But they were very, to be spacious. They're like, what do you mean? It's free. And I was like, there's nothing, nothing.
Starting point is 00:23:09 No strings attached. Right. And that doesn't happen much in this world today. I think you're right. Like, if I come up to them and say that like, hey, you know, we don't know who you are, you look sketchy. You look sketchy, but I don't. Well, you've been around. They've seen you, and then you're with Walt.
Starting point is 00:23:27 They call the cops on me. I'm surprised you didn't want to do the alcohol store. That's a weird thing to call the alcohol store. The liquor store. The one person there does not like me, and I don't know why. She's very, very short and curt with me, and I don't know what it is. Yeah, that was my bet. Oh, your bet. Good news, good news about Boris. She's very very short and curt with me and I don't know what it is You're best good news good news about Boris you hasn't been eating as much lately
Starting point is 00:23:54 So I was a little concerned when he was taking those monster shits who are so proud of he's He's slowed up a little bit. He's teething. He's got a little growth of teeth. So it's hurting him. Deeds. So he's not eating as much much. You have hard food or soft food? I give him both. Yeah, I give him both. Mm-hmm. But good start, didn't meet you interrupt that thing. The only regret I have and going out into the plaza and seeing if anybody was interested was I just didn't have the balls to ask the iron lady.
Starting point is 00:24:21 I thought it would have been a nice way to build a bridge, but I saw her and I was going to say it. She was in the hallway walking to the bathroom and I was going to say, oh, hold on a second. I went to put my hand up to ask her to hold up and she saw my hand and she quickly looked down. So I was like, put my hand down and kept on going. I was like, I don't think she wants to talk to me. Yeah. And I mean, if anybody's gonna be suspicious, that it's gonna be her, the yarn lady, the yarn lady's gonna be suspicious. Sorry, so that's it, I'm in Chen.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Yeah, it's a nice one. Well, deserved of any recognition he gets. I just feel if he rests on his laurels like in year five. As the Gavra, he had guaranteed... But he had a wrestling on his laurels. I year five. Is that the guy ever? He had a guaranteed, he does. I don't, but he may. This is an hab lore. No. After five years of getting this award,
Starting point is 00:25:10 he may just like. Wait, is a Laurel anyway? I guess that's an accomplishment. Yeah, it's an accomplishment. Okay, so he's never gonna just float on past accomplishments. No, I don't think so. I don't think so either.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Yeah, I think it's like, is he? Yeah, like a, like a, like a, like it actually was, like what they put on the, the, the people's heads, like back in like the Roman days. What? His trophy was? No, a Laurel. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they gave him a crown.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I was like, damn. Who put that back? How I really fucking like, like, Jughead. Now, if Kevin gave me a Roman helmet, during the awards ceremony, I would definitely go watch. Then I would go in. Speaking of commercials, did you have you done your Patreon commercial yet?
Starting point is 00:25:53 You've been working on it at all? I have been working on the idea. I haven't started shooting yet. Yeah. Oh, it's video? I was gonna do, no, no. Well, yeah, it was gonna be video, but. Big of media. Oh, it was gonna be video, but
Starting point is 00:26:08 I thought we said I thought we decided on audio. Do we know? Oh, I can do an audio I thought we were doing audio only Oh, no, no, I start working on it though. So it's on audio. Okay. Yeah, all right Audio is actually easier than great. So yeah, and you can use the because I'm gonna use the sound guys for help because I need special effects and shit Minds I'll probably rely on my boy Chuck. All right. If I can because me. Yeah. Here they're secret, uh, secret documentaries and all kinds of secrets.
Starting point is 00:26:31 What's that going on? Yeah, we're working on something. We're going to something together and I got to say I have never, I've rarely seen such a well-run production is what Chuck does. Yeah. He was, I mean, I heard it was pretty solid. Solid. I mean, I've, I can't, I wish every time I walked on a set or into a production or anything that everything was just tightened up, no problems came up that I heard about. Like it was all fucking
Starting point is 00:26:54 smooth. I heard there's some issue with the food. There was a way. I heard that you know, Q stole someone's, uh, oh, you're right. He's burger. He's cheeseburger. His cheeseburger. Yeah. Yeah. At least that made and served cheeseburgers. Get him and I heard that food was ordered. Okay. And a cheeseburger was supposed to go to someone. Who should we say?
Starting point is 00:27:16 I mean, we kind of got to say, what's up? A grunt. Yeah. Okay. And when the food was brought out, the cheeseburger was placed in front of you. And you looked confused like you had an order to cheeseburger but you're like,
Starting point is 00:27:29 fuck it, I'll eat it anyway. Well, somebody said like we just ordered a bunch of food. Right. I say, maybe this guy didn't have the balls to speak up. Like if it was like a contemporary, he would have said something. But when it's the man, like it's an honor for him to eat your lulled work.
Starting point is 00:27:44 I mean, I didn't even want to eat her, right? It's to be polite to the place. Someone else's cheeseburger. Yeah, I took like five bites and didn't eat the fries or anything like that. Yeah, took one bite. You look, one of this mystery person was like, they were welcome to the whole burger. I'm not saying it was rooper. I'm not saying it was him. He did a great job until this moment, I thought you did a great job. Chuck, you know, his pals over there. I don't know, Chuck did a great job, man. I was impressed.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Focused. Like a laser. That's the word. That defines Chuck. Passionate focus. Focus. Yeah, 100%. Dude, zero's a couple other words,
Starting point is 00:28:23 but focus is one of them. And Pralos may have popped up, but he just handled them. He's like, I got this. Focus, yeah, 100% dude zero a couple other words, but focus is what I've had problems like may have popped up But he just handled them is I got a Focus, yeah, yeah, that's a kind of guy you watch so the problems don't even reach you Never even reach me. Yeah heard about them later on No problems all right, Chuck. I can't get good. I've said it before Is the cheeseburger thing the biggest problem you encountered then so far? Yes, all right Yeah, I don't even view it as a problem Yeah, you got the cheeseburger thing the biggest problem you encountered then so far? Yes. All right. Yeah. And I don't even view it as a problem.
Starting point is 00:28:46 So yeah, you got the cheeseburger. Also, there's like another cheeseburger for, I guess, we're up five minutes behind if you want in it. Right. You know, and maybe we're up to the bean cheeseburger. The board, poor boy, starving the death. How did it get to you? Because I came in, saturday to do his podcast with him. He told you guys, well, they were talking talking about the the project and telling me some stuff and that was one of the things one of the anecdotes that was related
Starting point is 00:29:11 Yeah, they got big time the queue just sat there and he was like, I don't know who's this is but fuck it And then he just fucking both did that I didn't ask for bacon, but I'll eat it. I mean, you know, you know how these things go I mean, I'll just make it so you know, Rob doesn't have to work on me anymore. And he never has to worry about the burgers. I think by telling me that's kind of what he was hoping for. Yeah, I can't trust it. You look, man, if you're walking off a set and telling stories and stuff like that,
Starting point is 00:29:35 yeah, he didn't have to sign an NDA about like, no, we just trusted him. We trusted him. We just trusted him. But, you know, if you're gonna walk off a set and just start talking about like, how the producers of piece of shit Or each of burger
Starting point is 00:29:47 He doesn't even like bacon. He said it himself. I took the bacon off. I am I am surprised that there wasn't an NDA Past around for this project because I was I was gonna ask yeah, do we need to have An NDA drawn up for the TSD town general store? I didn't think so up until this program today. Now, I'm like, yeah, I think we should, man. Because I told anybody who would listen. Yeah, the first person I told.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I posted on the practical joke of sub-routed. Well, you know, I'd like to publicly apologize to her up. I thought that you did a good job that day. I was glad to see you. It was nice to see a friendly face there. I didn't realize that I'd gone so horribly for you. And I will do my very best to make sure that you're never in that position again, my friend. All right. I mean, it doesn't mean your cheeseburger. I just thought, I know that's what you mean. I mean, I paid for the cheeseburgers. and it's still, he's like, it's mine.
Starting point is 00:30:45 So, you're, so you're recommending that I, because I don't know if you know this, but we have a high powered lawyer. Handsome. Oh my god, we heard about him. No, we heard about this guy last week. Oh, this dude stepped right out of fucking GQ. Oh boy. He shouldn't even be in the fucking courtroom. Right.
Starting point is 00:31:04 It's like, it probably weighs a jury's in shit, shit. Oh my god. He bats his eyes at the female. What is going on? What are those people called? Are the jars? I'm sure that they all they can think about is him without a shirt on. Right. Like if Michael Angel was giving a choice, he would be the new David. Wow. And should I get him on, like, you know, getting an NDA written up that we can have people signed to come into the community office?
Starting point is 00:31:31 Could we just copy our old one? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I want a special clause in it. I can get like a boilerplate one, and then he could mark it up and make changes. I don't know how much you want to go in on this. Well, he's, like I said, well, you don't have to do anything. I mean, that's why he's. Well, he's in charge just, well, you don't have to do anything. I mean, that's why he's, he's in charge of the hour. That's the beauty of it. He loves TSD. He's handsome. And he loves TSD. He is the total package.
Starting point is 00:31:53 And he, and he said, you know what? All your legal work is free. Then we, they were going to need him to do that. Yeah. Yeah. All right. He's on it. He's a list of the cover list rumors about me or being too. They were so ugly. I didn't even want to listen. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and draw up for us. How many will they spend under your belt now that you have gipsy on that you've had to sign? Fiber six? You are a fucking mover and shaker, my friend. If you're in a room that demands you keep silent about certain things, you know you're doing well.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Well, especially when it comes to security. You're moving up. When you're in security, you're exposed to things. You know you're doing well. Well especially when it comes to security. You're moving up. When you're in security, you're exposed to things. You know, and you know, you just got to keep those things quiet. You didn't though. You spilled the beans on a rope. Well that wasn't part of this. Oh yes, he told you in this room, didn't he? Yes. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, you should have Yes. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, you should have consulted with the lawyer if you should have divulged that. I was under any of the calls he's getting. There again. So what could I talk about by Rob who was kind of like you know upset that he didn't get a burger would I be okay to talk about that? If Ron says something off has a plaza property and I love to repeat that.
Starting point is 00:33:43 If I hear some like top secret yarn info, I have to fall sad. This lawyer is probably going to be like, you know, at certain points, maybe like what did I get myself into? I mean, if you listen to the show, you should know damn well. Speaking of Reddit, I have a, I want to work on you with you on a Reddit game that I came up with for these guys. Okay. Okay. I have a, I want to work on you with you on a Reddit game that I came up with for these guys, okay? Okay. We can touch with you and Reddit.
Starting point is 00:34:07 I just want to ask you if you're going to shit on me and say nasty things about me, don't call me Brian. Oh, they're calling you Brian. Yeah, like, yeah, like, hey, this, this about Brian. It's like, no, you're not, no, Brian's for friends and family and aunts who like me, Brian's in for you people on Reddit. Dead name. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Okay. Yeah. Brian, Mr. Johnson, I'd accept. But yeah, if you're going to talk all kinds of, I, any of these people, I would love for them to talk about their lives for 13 straight years and then see how likable they are. You know, why you get like me mean, mean cute to have and seem to be okay. I know.
Starting point is 00:34:48 I stopped. I look at Reddit. You're not okay. Me? Yeah, you're not okay. You get you think you don't have hate. You're of course you do. For what?
Starting point is 00:34:58 What did I do? High-handed moral fucking stodgy position. Well, I don't think. Well, that's just because, you know because they can't hang with this. I don't feel like that's. I compared it to me. Don't worry, boss. I got rid of it before you can see it.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Really, they're upset about my high moral and my preaching this, judging this, I think. Really? Wow. Well, that, trust me, dude, there's nothing compared to what they do about the... What about what I just did, the Ming Chen? I fucking...
Starting point is 00:35:23 Well, they don't know that yet. They don't know that. Trust me. I'm gonna go to Reddit You're gonna be fine Stumbled across it and they were they were complaining about like when me and you were talking about warm-wifing months and months and months ago Remember I was like yeah, I go to casino and Mary Beth will where something kind of sheer. Yeah. And walk around and see if anybody notices like, I can't show you. They got a problem. I don't mean to kink shame, but it's like,
Starting point is 00:35:49 no, that's exactly what you're doing. So why don't you tell me what your kinks are, mother fucker, and then I can shame you for them. Yeah. No, you wouldn't do that. Because you got no balls. You got no nuts. I hope that the next wave of Reddit
Starting point is 00:36:03 is nothing but a list of kinks. Like everybody just writing their kinks. So why isn't everybody right nobody knows who you are anyway, right? Everybody's fucking anonymous. So write in your kinks and see how crazy they are. Yeah. Compared to something that's simple. Yeah, I mean, why don't you just stay off Reddit? I mean, that's not I stumbled across it. I go to Reddit for stuff like pool chemistry and like outdoor shit like you know that kind of stuff. I don't really go for anything else. Some of the podcasts I like I'll read up on them. You know who was hated for his high morals? Who's that? Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. Loved as well
Starting point is 00:36:37 by some. So it's kind of the same. When they read that turn the other cheek crap they went after them. But it's not a hundred percent. Like there are some people that are being that are like, no, I think, no, I think this is a minor, minor portion of, look, I hate listen to shit. I don't, I don't go on Reddit though. That's a difference. I don't, I don't have it in me to go on and complain or write that kind of stuff about podcasts. It's just like whatever.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Hey, man, whatever dude, whatever man, whatever man, uh, but you, but it's kind of odd because earlier in the episode, you said, if you put something out there, you can't expect your own one to like it though. Right. No, I don't expect them to like it. But you see the little earth that they didn't like it though. No, it's not that they have to like it, but to like call me out for it and be like, oh, he's not, he's some, he's a bad person or he's a fucking piece of shit or he's a creep or whatever,
Starting point is 00:37:31 because I say something, it's like, you don't have to like it, but then you don't like why come after me for it. When you know in your own fucking life, you have kinks that you wouldn't tell people about, right? Not you. No, no, no, no, I was gonna say, that's why I raised my eyebrow. I'm gonna sit down.
Starting point is 00:37:45 But I'm sure Walflann could look. He's fucking, he's undercover king guy. I fucking guarantee you to home. Is he your room? Yes. Yes. More so than me or you? My kinks would be so pedestrian and vanilla. I don't even know if they were. That's what I think. This is though. Maybe in the 40s, they were kinks. Yeah. Like non-mission areas. And today's world, you know, these would not be kinks though. Right. There would just be like fall into the category of normal. But why can't, why can't you shame anybody? You can't shame anybody for anything, but then I get shamed on red. I'm not. It's not right. Someone.
Starting point is 00:38:17 That's isn't that always the thing with sex if you're not hurting someone. If you're not hurting somebody, yeah, it's fine, but not this fucking prude, not this fucking Puritan. God damn somebody. Yeah, it's fine, but not this fucking prude not this fucking Puritan God damn them Anyway, don't call me Brian. Oh you fed him. He's just through a meat. Oh, did you get be cute? I just noticed these guys And it's the extension cool. Let me read this real fast cause it is the best time of year. I agree with this. Why don't you just try and,
Starting point is 00:38:46 why don't you try a different time? All right. What if you tried to make friends with these people? What if you tried to? I don't want any more new friends, little little people who are ushered in disliking me. Like now I got to win them over. I mean, why not?
Starting point is 00:39:01 Cause they're not worth it. These are anonymous pussies that go on and like, hey, here's something about Bri. But behind every... Here's something about... I don't believe it. I don't think I'm read it. Anybody says anything about you?
Starting point is 00:39:13 Get them, can you go and look, come on. Why do you go, you should be there. He goes to the mess, he cares all the time. That's why I'm gonna work on the game. I'm gonna say. It's not a lot, but it is there to say that there is none. It's like, give me an example. I can't think of one off the top of my check.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Right, no, that 148 fucking IQ can't think of one example. I thought a one, it's not good enough. What was it again? That I'm judgment. The preaching is in the judgment. Yeah, I want something more than that though. That's not something that should be criticized though that I have high standards and not.
Starting point is 00:39:38 But it is being criticized. No, no, no, no, but that's hollow. That's a hollow. But I'm saying that mine's a same. I'm saying that mine's hollow as well. I agree. I like it the way you're vitriol in your voice. No, that's more than calling me Brian.
Starting point is 00:39:53 I don't like it. You're not my friend. All right. So no, I'm not going to be making friends with them. I know that much. Yeah. You know what? I'm like, you're friends with some of them already.
Starting point is 00:40:02 And I don't know it. I mean, look what you did with Julie. You built a bridge. You made it true. That's true. Well, that was because I hated Julie. Yeah. But people that hate me.
Starting point is 00:40:11 You can't extend the olive branch just once in life, just to see what'll happen. You haven't extended it once in 50 years. Are you happy? Are you sure about that? I wouldn't have, look at me an example when you have. And if you can, and I'll admit that I was wrong because I'm trying to think when I see you. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:40:28 But I'm trying to think of an example and I'll be the first person to be like, you did. And I will bet you. Well, I would say, I would say, surely. Sure. And it would turn out pretty well, like you said. Right. That's an easy one, though. Because he didn't have anything against me.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Right. So he was actually the bigger person. Why not take a different tact to see if things work out differently because what's the harm in seeing if it does, it might actually be beneficial to your mental health. How am I going gonna go on as myself and be like, hey guys, I think you just need to get to know me a little better. Well, you don't do that. I'm not proving myself to these cock suckers.
Starting point is 00:41:14 These fucking anonymous. But they, they, they, they almost had to fleet myself. You're just misunderstood. I know. I'm like a creature. I'm like a big foot. They're in the dark and you have to show them the light. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Well, then let me tell you this. Not only did Mary Beth do her little cheesecake shoot with her buddy from OnlyFans. Oh, yeah. Zia Anderson, XIA. She also went down and did her bootwar shot. I saw some of the photos from with Jillian, the wedding photographer. Ooh, la-la. Very cool photos. Yeah, I'm sure they'll get put up somewhere.
Starting point is 00:41:48 But nobody could be upset at that. Like, that's... They're upset by it. Why? I don't know. They get upset because I think it's kind of hot that my wife does this. Well, that's not right.
Starting point is 00:41:58 And I'm not like, Hey, man, you gotta fucking do it. It's like, these are her decisions. She's like, what do you think? And I'm like, I think if you want to do, you should do it. Yes, so what's their problem? I don't know. They got a problem with it though.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Fucking shaming me. Well, maybe they'll, maybe they'll listen to this and reflect. Could you please reflect, just reflect on your own life. Why don't we all bring down the temperature a little bit? All right. Why don't you try a little bit? Why don't the guys on reddit this, this, this, this,
Starting point is 00:42:27 this, play me too. All of us. Why? But, but, I'll just try to bring the temperature down. It'd be less preachy. Maybe, let's just say, yeah, maybe, maybe, you know,
Starting point is 00:42:37 not be as less judgmental. I'm more on the plate. Let the moral standard slip. Yeah, just a little bit. See how it goes. Be less, And then you're gonna get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little Okay, I don't I don't get off on people hating me on rat. All right, but if they do now if they do I'm not gonna fucking be the guy that's like hey, man
Starting point is 00:43:08 Yeah, like you just don't understand like no, I'm not gonna try to win these people over fucking I'm just I don't think it's At the end of the day though, I don't think that stance has done you all that well though. I think it would be healthy to at least try a different angle. But I mean, decide from what happened. But decide from today, I never acknowledge it. I never talk about it.
Starting point is 00:43:39 You know, I don't talk, I don't go to read it. Like any of that shit. It's just like I literally stumbled across and was like, oh, what the fuck? Now this person is saying this. Yeah, I know. Yeah, the any of that shit. It's just like I literally stumbled across and was like, oh, what the fuck, now this person is saying this. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, the algorithm generates your feeds. Yeah, yeah, so I see it, and then I'm like, okay, well, this is one of the things people are saying.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Gotcha, and makes you feel bad. It doesn't make me feel bad, it makes me feel like they're fucking idiots. Yeah, you know, it doesn't make me feel bad because I don't feel like I've done anything wrong or I'm done anything wrong or I'm doing anything that affects anybody, especially the person posting about it. Sure.
Starting point is 00:44:10 It doesn't affect you in the least. Why do you care? Why would I continue to listen to a podcast and when you don't seem to like it? I don't know. Yeah, and this is recent too. This is what this was in June, the post was here. We're bringing the temperature down. Okay, temperature's down.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Let's bring the temperature down. Cooling your fire set our, our, our relationship with Reddit. Right. I'm not going to go on check it out. You guys let me know. I'm going to try pot this weekend. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:35 There you go, right? Let's do it. Let's get a lot of water again. Let's just stop. Do you commercial? Okay. All right. It's the best time of year to time when temperatures and get cooled down and I'm gonna get a lot of it
Starting point is 00:44:50 Changing colors I got a spin on a cop. Yeah Troy. Where are you? Get over here I'm trying to be gay go skin on cops. Why if that I'm gonna post about it on Yeah, put it on social media and then the reddit can have some crazy I Don't think that people are down with that shit anymore You know people are like starting to like like safety and stuff like that. Yeah, so It's gonna start to an A-Cab artwork. When San Francisco's like now, we got to hire more cops.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Yeah, I think, you know, every CVS in the country shutting down. Defund. Oh, there's a right A downstairs after this episode. I'm gonna fucking take it for everything that got going in there. I'm gonna take $999 worth of merch so they can't fucking touch. Oh Oh, especially if that, it has a lot that still, that same rule is applied. Especially if that old lady's behind the counter, the one who can't stand up. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Fuck her. You're actually one of the, we can still out. Fuck the elderly. You're right. Fuck the elderly. Fuck and curb stomper on the way out. Yeah. What's wrong, on the way out. Yeah. What's wrong, grandma?
Starting point is 00:46:06 Can't stand up. I gotta be honest, I think people are gonna like this. Oh, yeah. We're just appeals now. Oh, speaking of which, all the listeners who wrote into me about my sciatica, fuck you, you didn't do me any good. It turns out I don't have sciatica. That's not there for all. I know. Did you miss diagnosed yourself me any good. It turns out I don't have sciatica. That's not there. I know.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Did you miss diagnosed yourself? I miss pulling a github and diagnosing yourself as well. Why didn't you drain something on your body, willy-nilly, and just hope that that would solve things? I'll shriveled up and play. I don't think it worked. No, it turns out I had severe arthritis, I had to have severe arthritis in my knee and my right knee.
Starting point is 00:46:44 And that's why I was a placement time. He said could be replacement time gave me a quarter zone shot, which I thought was going to hurt like hell, but it didn't, I didn't feel it at all. And he said, this should be good for like six months. He goes, if it's not going to like two weeks, then we got a problem. So I got it. This is week one. And it's pretty decent so far.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Stefan's up a little bit here and there, but you know, I didn't expect it to be perfect. Again, you haven't tried that Brett Favre copper sleeve? Copper sleeve? No, I got the machine that you, you know. No, this is not a machine. It's just a piece of black fabric that has copper fibers in it. And Brett Favre has arthritis in his knee too, and he says it works like, he says it helps. He says it helps.
Starting point is 00:47:24 He's on the commercially dose. It's a good price surprise I trust him because he's one of these immoral guys that fucking since pictures of his cock every what's wrong with him stealing money from a charity to build his daughter a volleyball court on her college campus she can't get good of all you high moral fucking douche bags fucking reddit assholes you're gonna judge Brett Fart too. Oh, oh, sorry, sorry. And the good thing about the copper is it blocks the frequencies that there have been transmitting lately,
Starting point is 00:47:51 but these are the emergency messages. I just hope he sent it a dick pick to the fucking prosecutor. Mm-hmm. Like he's prone to, which I support sending unsolicited dick picks. New wall. Yeah, that's the best guy. Unsolicited is the only way to go. You know what the other.
Starting point is 00:48:07 I'm gonna send one to I'm gonna send an unsolicited dick pic to my to our lawyer. Yeah, there you go. Wait a minute. Now we're gonna get to the bottom. It was. I hope he sends one back. It was a 45 minute. I don't reply with back. It was a 45 minute go. I hope he replies with one himself.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Too shame. I'm gonna frame that. Oh my god. He'll give Tom Brady a run for his money. I'm not fucking around on the good looks. See, why can't read it? Say this shit about me. He'll give Tom Brady a run for his money. I'm not fucking around and the good looks to see why can't read it say this shit about me why is it always like oh he's a fuck creepy is a jerk he's an asshole not like oh he's so handsome god I wish
Starting point is 00:48:53 he'd send me a dick pick unsolicited I've been given to these people out there that they're handsome somebody on reddit please write that I'm handsome please even if you don't mean it just write it you'll see it you'll get it okay yeah get him I'm relying on you to final my handsome Even if you don't mean it, just write it. You'll see it. You'll get it. Okay. Get them. I'm relying on you to final my handsome comments. You got it. Also, get them going tonight and write a bunch of answers.
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Starting point is 00:51:01 Fuck, that was nice. It's looking pretty good, right? Yeah. I could see fucking any number of like top-end shredders. Definitely that's a that's a that's a car and that's young users. Yeah, I could see Edward Van Halen using that I could see Jim Page I could see Hendrix. That is fucking beautiful looking man. I don't know if I'll read SG's but still.
Starting point is 00:51:24 No really. No. Chad is fucking beautiful looking man. I don't know if I'll read SG's, but still. No, really? No. I'm going to have who's who's the who's the most well-known SG probably Angus young. I would say, I would say, he's the guy. Tell Helen Tenter. Wouldn't that? Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:52:34 Like I said, no purchase necessary. Just visit that URL fill out the form and you're in. So that's AMS like American music supply. It is. Okay. Yep. So some lucky listener at the end of the month will be winning that. Pretty cool. Shredding their ways through the holidays. Shredding their way through the holidays. You're right. Get them. Now, I hate to say this because last week Walt, you were insisting that I give you an example when I said a lot of people in Hollywood pretend their wholesome and they're not and you had me on the ropes I got to say you threw me for a loop. I wasn't able to answer little did I know I didn't need to look any further than Andy Griffith himself What that's right because I looked up the sheriff of Mayberry the sheriff of Mayberry. I looked up
Starting point is 00:53:21 Celebrities you thought were wholesome, but aren't and there are some celebrities on there, uh, on the like celebrity so wholesome you can't believe it. Like Angelina Jolie. And I'm like, wasn't she wearing vials of blood and making out with her brother and all kinds of weird stuff? Sure, but at one time. Years ago. Now does that, is that displaced or supplanted by her recent good stuff, like adopting kids and doing all of her charity. People change. I think you got to allow, especially positive change, shouldn't you allow? Julia?
Starting point is 00:53:53 Yes. I'm just kidding. I just kidding. Yeah. I would say she's wholesome. So she's wholesome? Yeah. I don't hear anything about it.
Starting point is 00:54:01 You don't think that. A lot of nudity in films, some people would say that's not wholesome. But I think a porn star could turn around and become wholesome. Yeah, that was my next question for Walt, like how far away am I from wholesome? Can I make that leap to wholesome? If you had asked me last week, I'd have an answer for you.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Yeah, but is a new on wholesome Walt? Oh, no. It doesn't give a fuck. Me and you were gonna, all right, well then maybe it's now the worst time for me to fucking go wholesome. Not gonna bloody around with Walt, we can spit on cops and piss on people's cars
Starting point is 00:54:30 and all kinds of shit. Knocked pizza at a homeless people's hands. So we all know what, what are you talking about? Did someone knock pizza at a homeless person's hands? Possibly at some point. Oh, okay, I thought it was a manger somebody. Oh, I don't know, no. I'm not sure. Andy Griffiths show, okay magazine said they can rip the lid off the shameful secrets, including the love stars boozing, cheating, and cruelty to kindly spinster Aunt B.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Not Aunt B. Yeah, this is what they're saying. Now, I don't know if this is true, but it's like George Lindsay who played Goober pile the mechanic on the show noted Griffith's volatile moods in his 1995 memoir Goober and a nutshell most of us were definitely afraid of Andy Every Monday night he would call you if you liked your performance if the call didn't come I dreaded going back to work on Tuesday morning The stars white hot ranges were unbearable And during a furious fight with his first wife Barbara, he punched out the car's windshield. Then he admitted he saw a shrink for more than a dozen years to control his anger. They said that he was bitter and
Starting point is 00:55:36 he was also a disabled alcohol or sorry, an alcoholic, not disabled. Hmm. What's the problem? I don't see the problem at all. Had this been last week, this would have meant something. I didn't know I was going with a new fucking wall. If she didn't mouth off, you wouldn't have broke a window out. Yeah, well, we certainly have one side of the story. Griffith also had an affair with you guys would know who this is. Helen Crump.
Starting point is 00:56:03 Yeah. The teacher, it became his real life lover almost immediately after joining the cast in 1963 and the couples toured a fair was one of the worst kept secret on the set. Now get them are you still whole? Oh, it's get them wholesome. No, okay. No. Because I started thinking like my definition was just like you don't use substances, but it has to be more than that, right? I don't think you can see on your why you think some awesome thoughts, though. Does he? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Especially about our lawyer. You guys want to do something you need to window and stop. He's right. Is he, is this guy on Instagram or something? We could take a look at him. I really don't want to reveal his name. He's got to come on. Oh, he's going to come on.
Starting point is 00:56:49 He's going to come on. I would, but I'm covered under NDA. So I can have that formation now. I'm going to. Speaking of being handsome, I figured out a way that I can be as handsome as BQ. All I need to do is take a hammer and smash all the bones in my face. What?
Starting point is 00:57:05 You're wondering, hey, how's that going to work? Viral bone trash smashing trend is so horrifying it could ruin your face. This is a TikTok trend, you guys. The latest viral TikTok trend is supposedly convincing people, mostly young men to break their bones to achieve a chiseled jawline. So what these people doing, bone smashing, is the practice of repeatedly hitting one's bones. Typically, the cheekbones are jawbones with a hard object like a hammer to create micro fractures in the hope
Starting point is 00:57:32 that the bone structure will heal in a more attractive shape. Oh my God. So homemade plastic character. What do you think? Oh, should I go for it? No. I know. I was still even in.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Then what would we do do on also a little... Things you should see a doctor if you're thinking about changing your own bone structure of your face. Well, I don't know about changing your bone structure because like, look, if I didn't have the beard, as I've said in the past, I have a very weak chin. It's like kind of recessed a little bit. So like if I went to the, to the plastic surgeon, it was like, hey, give me a little bit more of a chin so I don't look so. A Bruce Campbell. Yeah, give me some Bruce Campbell action. Yeah. Then,
Starting point is 00:58:12 then that I sort of get. But yeah, smashing your, like, to change your face. But to smash your bones, I'm not sure. That's a great idea. It doesn't sound scientific. That's for sure. The hashtag bone smashing has 262 million views on TikTok. Who are they trying to look good for? I guess girls, right? Guys, there's always gonna be a girl that thinks you're good. Always, man, always, of course. You have to smash your face with a hammer.
Starting point is 00:58:40 In fact, the fact that you smash in your face with a hammer probably makes you unsuitable for 95% of the people that you smash in your face with a hammer probably makes you you know unsuitable for 95% of the people that you'd want to attract anyway. Chances are it's not gonna work Yeah, we all swallowing and then you're also the type of guy that hits their own face with a hammer. I mean look if you Steve Oh, that'll work out right yeah, but but I don't think you know Steve Oh has a lot of charisma. I don't know if the average person smash in their face does that. Mm-hmm. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:07 I would guess not. I would guess not. So yeah, they're asking you to not go and smash your face with hammers or other hard objects. I think there's not many people that can do self-harm to their own face. I think that's one of those areas. It's almost like try to drown yourself.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Yeah. It's so like your body just want to allow you to harm your face. I mean, you can harm your arm, you know, like cutting and stuff like that. Your face is just a different territory, in my opinion, but I guess obviously not if there's some. There's people out there that are able to do it or maybe they get their friend to do it for them, you know, like do it. I'm my opinion, but I guess obviously not if there's some There's people out there that are able to do it or maybe they get their friend to do it for them You know like do it just do my club. Yeah, you know how we have I have a new idea for a feature semi regular feature You know kind of like you know you hit learn something new every day and fat news
Starting point is 01:00:04 But I had this idea you you know, with Tom Brady being retired now. It probably means he won't be in the news as much as he was when he was playing. Sure. Sadly. So that to give me an opportunity to talk about him, you know, more on the show. Because I enjoy that, I was thinking about coming up with a segment called Brady Bulletin's. We're just two stories about, just to give you some information about Tom Brady's up to lately and what he's doing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:37 And like, the nut, everything. Two checks his watch. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. You're not. I'm not. I'm not going to put on a Brady Bulletin's in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in.
Starting point is 01:00:46 I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in.
Starting point is 01:00:54 I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in.
Starting point is 01:01:02 I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. I'm gonna put it in. the crypto guy, the crypto guy. Even I know that one. Yeah, all right. And you know how he's in hot water, right? Is the same bankman, is he out of hot water? Is he still in the water? Oh, no, I think he's still in the water. Yeah, the hot water. And he's probably gonna go to jail, right?
Starting point is 01:01:12 Well, his lover is about to testify. Have you seen the lover? No. Oh, you got to Google the lover. Is it, is it like a hot sexy lawyer or no? No. No, not even close. You would think with the kind of bank this guy had,
Starting point is 01:01:27 the call fucking bankman had the holy shit, man. Well, I'm okay. Love his blind. Oh my God, this guy should be smashing his face with a hammer. Don't shame. No, how does shame? People on Reddit to go about how handsome you are.
Starting point is 01:01:40 If you're out here calling this woman, I'm just, he asked if she was a hot sexy lawyer and I said, no, she's not. No, that's not what you said. You're like, hold on, I'll find her. And you know what, I'll let you guys make the decision. Well, you're looking, I'm gonna give you why I thought this was interesting to bring up.
Starting point is 01:01:57 He was hired by Bankman Brady to do, Well, there's the commercials, right? They hold the commercials. But he was given 165 million dollars for 60 minutes of work. Jesus. Spaced out over three years. So he just wanted year one, I need 20 minutes from you. Year two, I need 20 minutes from you. And in year three, I need 20 minutes from you. And I'll give you 16165 million. Jesus. That's crazy, right?
Starting point is 01:02:28 I mean, it's a 25. Well, that's why the guys in trouble because he was throwing around money that wasn't. Yeah. It's a good one. Well, okay, but I really want to talk to you about was after reading the article and looking up and seeing what was being posted on social media, was
Starting point is 01:02:46 there seem to be more anger directed at Tom Brady after it turned out that this was a sham company and it was a pyramid scheme. Like, how's that his fault? That's what I'm wondering, but you would have saw these, I don't know if you guys know this, but the internet is infested with fucking maggots. Yeah. You don't know if you guys know this, but the internet is infested with fucking maggots. You don't say. You should get it reporting here. They want it.
Starting point is 01:03:12 There's people out there demanding that Brady have to go to jail to for this, for the indiscretions of the company and the crimes and the sins of the company he would have to pay for too. Could you imagine the things that they're writing about how they wanted him raped in jail? Whoa. Some of these fucking... You want Tom Brady raped? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Like some of these things, I can't wait to see it get happens to him in jail. Somebody thinks Tom Brady is going to jail. Yeah, really. What I want to say to those fucking mental midgets who think that Tom Brady would be anybody's bitch. A little bit. I don't think you'd say the M or any more, bro. Midget?
Starting point is 01:03:52 Yeah. Well, I don't mean it. We can't say mental. I don't know. I didn't mean short and stacked. Trying to bring down the heat. This is a little cute. I just meant short on IQ points.
Starting point is 01:04:03 Yeah. Lacking and stuff. I think mental midgets still look. Yeah, probably then it's still okay. Then I guess. I on IQ points. Yeah. Lacking and assumptions. I think that's what the midget's still look. Yeah, probably then it's still okay, then I guess. I don't know. But these, trying to bring down the temperature around here, Walt, I don't want to know hot button. Who think that Tom Brady would be any fucking prisoner's bitch
Starting point is 01:04:17 and jail are out of their minds? Yeah. It's Tom Brady, if he puts his mind to it, he would own whatever cell block. It would be the worst cell block on the planet. Within a week, he would run that fucking cell block. Usually the way it goes, Rich, White, handsome guys come in and everybody else bows and listens to him.
Starting point is 01:04:37 He's not kidding, man. There's somebody that's gonna take him just to be like, I'm fucking took Tom Brady, man. But he's the best at what he does, no matter what it is because he puts his mind to it. With that kind of... He's like, I'm fucking took Tom Brady, man. But he's the best at what he does, no matter what it is, because he puts his mind to it with that kind of determinability. He's like Chuck. Whether or not he's been a worry more about playability, determinability.
Starting point is 01:04:55 No, he's the random self of people. No, he doesn't need anybody. He would run that cell block. He would take out the biggest baddest motherfucker in the cell block, just to show everybody that he would take, take out the biggest baddest motherfucker in the cell block, just to show everybody that he would train like an assassin for it, but he could be the president or he could be the fucking leader of a fucking cell block. Why doesn't he do it then?
Starting point is 01:05:17 Become fucking president because the ass clowns that are surrounding the fucking election now. Like, let's get Tom Brady for president. Why not? Speaker of the house. It's up. It for president. Why not? Speaker of the house. It's up. It's up. He has shown he can accomplish anything.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Virtually the impossible. Yeah. Why not, then, president, or... Couldn't hold on to Giselle. Or the king of a prison. That's one thing he couldn't do. He couldn't hold on to Giselle. He didn't want her.
Starting point is 01:05:41 No. No, no, no, no. He let her go. He knew he was going to retire. Set her free. and he's had all this free time and all this money. Yeah, kids are gonna be old enough soon. Uh-huh. He's gonna sense it. Yeah, he just wants to probably, you know, show her what was like on the other side
Starting point is 01:05:55 and have her come crawling back under. Yeah, I've seen her. I saw her down a carnival dancing and have a fucking great time. Oh, yeah. For the paparazzi, she's dancing. But as soon as the paparazzi and her car drive away, the tears start falling. Oh, okay. All right. Well, I'm gonna show you this, the same Bankman Freed girlfriend, okay?
Starting point is 01:06:12 Now, you can, you can make your determination, Q. Yeah. Go ahead. She looks like she's 12. She does look like she's 12. But are you gonna be like, is this BQ's? I'm not gonna go ahead and say that. Hot meter. Where she fall in the hot meter.
Starting point is 01:06:26 It's not about saying that she's hot. What happened to this fucking guy? I told you that. Hold on, let me look at her. I'm running under the table. I gotta try to bring the fucking nuts. She's down, but she says he doesn't count when I think she doesn't like.
Starting point is 01:06:37 What's that? She's done nothing wrong. You don't know that. Yeah, like when you go, she's done something wrong. You know what I'm saying? No, she's calling the testify against him. Right, so I mean, she knew something.
Starting point is 01:06:46 But this is the kind of thing, though, like you calling out her on her looks. It's, I didn't call her out for her looks. I'm just saying, you said, you said we're not, she looked like a hot sexy lawyer. I said, no, she doesn't. Let's go back to the other people. So you called her out on her looks.
Starting point is 01:06:59 Not me. I asked if she did. Right, so you want a real answer? No, I know. I know. Here's your answer. That could be a bad picture of her. Okay, so you want a real answer? No, I know. Here's your answer. That could be a bad picture of her. Okay, let me find the fucking 500 others
Starting point is 01:07:09 that look exactly the same. I don't know what happened to this podcast. What's going on here? We're bringing the temperature down. That's one episode. We're trying to bring the temperature down. Three shows of space monkeys to do on a cruise. I don't know if I can depend on this guy now.
Starting point is 01:07:21 Well, you know, international waters. Oh, you're right. We can see much adventure out there. And you gotta be lubricated, right? Yeah, some James said in the news. Oh, it's a new me, bro. It's a new me, bro. It's a new me, professional, you know.
Starting point is 01:07:33 Buttoned up. Like Chuck taught me to be. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. Do you have any more Brady stuff? Is that it? I have one more story though,
Starting point is 01:07:42 and I can't believe we neglected to talk about. And it's shocking that it didn't take sole possession over any news story. It was a couple of weeks ago, Mexico revealed the corpses of aliens during a congressional hearing. Why? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't see this either. Yeah, has this not big enough?
Starting point is 01:08:08 Oh, it's trying to keep it quiet. They're trying to keep it quiet. It's fucking insane. Yeah. There's pictures of miniature, they call them childlike bodies of aliens. And this was done on the congressional floor in Mexico. And it's not the biggest story on the planet. I don't know. And I want to ask you guys, why? Why are they suppressing this story?
Starting point is 01:08:33 NASA is claiming it's trying to debunk it so hard that you're like, you know, there's some smoke there. NASA's going after, like, it's almost racist what they're saying about Mexico. I mean, it looks a crumpy Yeah, let me take a look at it does look a little bit like crumpy It says we need to buy him get him at the night fair Q. Yeah, maybe you can pick up a child Alien corpse Just I you're just sending email looking for a child and then in the body of the email alien corpse Looking for an alien child
Starting point is 01:09:18 But like there's news coverage barely about it Well, it was it was covered a lot here video from a French TV show 66 minutes taken to 2018 shows what appears to be EARLY similar bodies that were debunked as being made up I heard they're trying to debunk it now because they Don't want to try to get out. This is a femur one is facing the whole way That's because it's an alien that you can't hold it. They did some their bond standards to our Our standards it is complete skeletal That's because it's an alien that you can't hold. They did some different standards to our standards. It is complete skeletal. Well, I haven't seen that.
Starting point is 01:09:49 I haven't seen that yet. Nobody had said we've done tests on this. The only thing I've seen is it's been debunked. You're too busy. Another people's hammer Mexican doctors claim that the mum, the mummified specimens believed by UFO researchers to be aliens are not made of different bones, but belong to a single skeleton.
Starting point is 01:10:08 And then, of course, NASA came out and I thought it was really harsh how they were so quick to debunk it and be like, they haven't even seen it. And they want to come out and just like shame Mexico, alien shame them. What? Telling you, King Shame and alien shame. It hurts. It hurts. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 01:10:33 I guess I got to do some research on it. But if I have to believe either some Mexican congressman person I've never heard of before, or the American, you know, NASA, I'm probably going to believe in NASA. And again, I think that speaks to a little bit of privilege though that bias. Yeah, and bias that you will automatically assume that the American standard has to like put their stamp of approval on it before. I can't believe he's saying this shit during Hispanic heritage. It's fucking unreal. He's trying to cool down the temperature.
Starting point is 01:11:07 He's a congress in America. You think that it would have got a different reaction? I mean, I feel like we're days away from that happening. So maybe, I don't know. It, you know, it depends who trust politicians anymore. I think it is very easy to be, because it's another country to be like to dismiss it. And it's not like it's Mexico, it's not England. I'm not dismissing it. NASA's dismissing it. Right. But they have an interest in, does their interest because they fucking want
Starting point is 01:11:43 all the fucking, the fucking ink. They want props and the, uh, be like, oh, okay, we have deemed it worthy. Yeah, but we have deemed it alien. But why wouldn't it be like, why wouldn't it? Like if I'm, if I'm NASA, and this is real, I'm not like, let me squire this. I'm like, well, fuck, I budget just went up. Cause now we just, we just proved that there's aliens on this planet. Now, suddenly every time we make has got to be fucking going to NASA. So if I'm them like that I don't know I think I think they would love for aliens to be real.
Starting point is 01:12:11 You would see the NASA budget shoot through the fuck dude but they already have them they already have a massive budget and they're not finding these bodies Mexico is yeah and you know you know I don't know if you know this but scientists are more caddy than fucking teenage girls. Oh go on Go on. They are fucking so Like they want the credit. They want the fucking paper. He's about peer review paper names They want they want their names and all the Know all the studies. They want something named after them hockey Tyson That's better than just everybody coming up at their own shit and being like,
Starting point is 01:12:45 oh, yeah, I guess that's true. Right. But again, I do believe though that there's a new thing. NASA's a bunch of petty bitches. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like a sorority house. And a SA, I mean, it's the name of a sorority house.
Starting point is 01:13:01 North American. Yeah. Yeah. Where's the part of it? Where's theassahat. No, they're central. Central America started central. Massa. North America is just American. That's a problem. It doesn't make sense. That makes go central. Yeah, I don't know. I just thought that it was kind of,
Starting point is 01:13:26 we still have the country from them. How the fuck are we suddenly North America? And they're not. No, we're dumb. It's North America. Well, you're not dumb, you. All right. I thought it was unprofessional, though, for them to be just like,
Starting point is 01:13:37 they should issue a comment. But we'll have to wait to see until we get a chance to look at it. But we are not going to make any claims that call into question the credibility of Mexico. We can't confirm or deny. Yes, that's what you do. That's professional. Yeah, not these little fucking...
Starting point is 01:13:56 Not good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no signs and we're like that. No, no, they, they, they flat out said that they haven't seen, they were not able to look at the bodies. Okay. Yeah. As if NASA would be handing these bodies all over to every country too, if every country wanted them. You know, they wouldn't. They know they wouldn't. They keep those moon rocks in a safe for a reason.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Actually, they let the moon rocks go out to any country that wants them. When they're done with them, they tried to chop that out as a, like, you know, when we brought the moon rocks go out to any country that wants them. When they're done, they try to chop that out. As it like, you know, when we brought the moon rocks back, we let every country take a look at them. Yeah. What's this rocks about in that dark?
Starting point is 01:14:33 Don't you like about that? It was trying to, like trying to buck for a ward or something. Like, oh, the Maverick would have to send you to Jersey Maverick would never say that in your Jersey Maverick words. Oh, man. But I thought it's crazy though that it didn't get more coverage though. Well, it just seems like it's bullshit. So it's like, it was like, why would it get more coverage?
Starting point is 01:15:01 I don't know why you think it's bullshit the only because you saw some articles that say it's bullshit. Because NASA says it is. No, but that's it. Yeah, well, that doesn't believe it. I mean, I'll do more research. I'll do it. If you look, it seems to be a handful of people are like, oh, it's been debunked already. That is not true, though. Okay, well, can you send me a link to the article that supports this? Absolutely. I have plenty of them here because I'd love to see that. Yeah, look at all the articles links I got here. Sure, but you send me one that that's positive. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:35 That you're relying on. What's changed your mind so much? I'm going to send to to Brie. Then Brie sent it to you because he came up in my air drop. For some reason, you didn't. I don't know why you slept and give me your text and you're your phone number yet It's kind of weird that you still don't want to be eating about it cute. It's also an airdrop I thought maybe when you got that new phone I would get I would get a phone number, but now still Layton I thought maybe when you got that new phone, I would get a phone number, but now still it'll lead. It'll lead. I feel like it's taking crazy pills today.
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Starting point is 01:16:30 That's what I've been playing lately. Oh, the remake? Yeah, the remake of the play. Pretty good, right? I love it. Except I'm such a pus that when I'll play, but then when it comes to flying, like there's certain zero gravity,
Starting point is 01:16:42 and you have to fly and I get nauseous right away. So Mary Beth has to do those parts. They made those flying controls better though. This time I guess you would They're I know I did it. Yeah, I did it by the end. I was all sweaty. I'm getting sick and sick. I take some of those sea sickness pills I didn't think I would have to to play a video game, but I think I'm going to next time. Maybe one of those bracelets We're like the patch like I have one of the Yeah, and vice-common on to I probably well I already wear that yeah just thought a miracle does want me to hurt myself and he pads copper copper fit me
Starting point is 01:17:11 why is a lawyer coming over to play red far where something uh meandies is here to keep you comfy and uh look we had a guy I hate to mention his name but Frank five he really hate mentioning names I do he was still wearing these old fucking burlapi, heavy-duty cotton underpants.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Why, you saw him walking around your house when he stayed over. Yeah, that's all he wears. Well, he was wearing a robe, but it was open, so. Yeah, no, no, no, he told me. He told me. Oh, yeah. Because I had a bunch of Yundis that I had an open jet, and I was like, hey, do you want some?
Starting point is 01:17:42 Well, you know, we've been on multiple trips now. It is crazy how many times a maid has walked into his room with him being completely nude. Almost like he wants a dad. Yeah. So that's why when you said that he was walking around with his bathroom open, I wasn't actually. You're not even shocked at it.
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Starting point is 01:18:58 I got it. Now I'm envisioning me tying up this corset and it comes into work every day. I'm gonna put it back. I want to get one before the next time I meet with the lawyer. Now I'm envisioning me tying up his corset and he comes to the work every day. I want to get one before the next time I meet with the lawyer. Well, here you go. They they've got to go. Yeah, he's get on that cozy job. Yeah, girls, one Z's and more.
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Starting point is 01:20:06 And we also, I mean, you can go back into the costume room and there is a multitude of costumes back there. There's a great big-foot costume back there. Sure, yeah, maybe we can do something like that. Yeah. I'm going to Hollywood Harrow Knights. Oh yeah, where's that? In Orlando, next week. Oh yeah. We'll find down to get
Starting point is 01:20:25 experienced some some thrills. Are you going to dress up so no one knows who you are? Uh, I don't think I need to because I'm going with a tone and he's got that. Oh, he's got he gets that special treatment that the impractical jokers will never get the fast pass. I think it's beyond this. Okay. Yeah, I think it's just like get on this golf car. Well, drive these to the next one, Mr. Fitton, I think. But you have to be in costume, though. No, I would be.
Starting point is 01:20:49 But you want to be, right? Probably not. I mean, you know, I mean, I could. Yeah, I mean, getting the spirit of things. I can't be honest. I kind of been like, I'm hoping Halloween turns it around. I wouldn't say I've been depressed lately, but I've definitely been like checked out.
Starting point is 01:21:03 Oh, yeah. Everything. I know that feeling. It's not quite the same as depression, because there's not like this self-loathing, but it is just like this wide-bother attitude that's in everything that I have going on right now. Yes, and you're hoping Halloween will jumpstart. I didn't until you revealed how little I've been thinking
Starting point is 01:21:24 about Halloween, and I love it. And I'm like, maybe it should be like fucking trying to get into it a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more.
Starting point is 01:21:40 I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm a little bit more like a little bit more. I don't know. Shake it up a little. I don't know if I spend any money on that's the answer. I don't know I don't know what's going on. He just bought those Frankenstein stand-ups for outside this house. Yeah, but they were like 10 bucks I don't know man. I got to figure something out. Well, okay. I don't I don't feel very good No, maybe I'm hoping the The horror nights. I'm hoping it around. I wasn't gonna go and then I was like, you know I just fucking go just go like get out of that. I mean, I'm away fucking every weekend this month with sucks
Starting point is 01:22:10 But like I was like just go just do it So hopefully I'll come back. It's fun. That fatone magic, you know, I mean like he's got that you when you're around them You feel good the rubbum Like you know like a laden's lamp. would like to. Have that gene come out. Yeah. Gene will over yet. It wouldn't be anybody. It would be Fatton. There you go. You haven't met or lawyer. No, that's true. Yeah, I haven't smashed my face with a hammer yet. Oh.
Starting point is 01:22:46 Oh. So, my last question, and either get him or Q, you guys might know this. When someone dies in a house fire, and they don't have smoke in their lungs, how does the pathologist know? Like, see how in their blood. It's in their blood? Okay, I didn't know it like this how dumb I am. I was like, I didn't know if they cut the lungs open
Starting point is 01:23:07 and there was actually smoke in there. No, you could just do it. It's usually, it's usually there's no, there's not even smoking the lungs. There's never the issue. It's the seal that I got you. Yeah. Yeah, and that could kill you.
Starting point is 01:23:17 I mean, like, there was a fireman in Dynastat Island in the past decade. The fire was out and he kicked the wall. Just to break it open and a plume of CO just hit him and killed him and he died right there. So it's really, it's like they could just do a blood test and see what your CO levels are. All right, well thank you.
Starting point is 01:23:37 You can get exposed to CO and not smoke. For 100%. Yeah, absolutely. Why was that a question that you wanted? Because I watch a lot of these like new detectives not smoke. For 100% yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Why was that a question that you wanted? Because I watch a lot of these like new detectives and murder shows and stuff like that. And they're constantly talking about like somebody dying in a house fire like what they didn't have smoke in their lungs.
Starting point is 01:23:55 So it like it means they were dead prior to the fire. Yeah. I mean, look, I just go on, you know, firemen were blunt tools. We're not scalpel. Right. It's a whole science. I'm sure that I don't understand They're no yeah, but I don't know that that sounds real usually see how that kills people Mm-hmm. Yeah, like they were actively trying to get out there probably like burns through the
Starting point is 01:24:15 Through the air passageways Yeah, it was a super heated air. Well, what happened to weird owls parents? They they had a blocked fireplace and seal when bending that's how they died in their sleep Yeah, what's your name? Wow, they're sleeping. What's your name? What the fuck is that, ladies name? Another act. Alicia Witt, her parent, same thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:29 Up in Massachusetts, I think one of their furnace backed up or something and they died from that. It's crazy. Yeah. Seals, no jail cap. Everybody's sealed. Detectors checked. Check your batteries right now, actually. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:42 It's about that time of year when you're supposed to. Yeah, when you switch over, when you switch the time difference, the daylight savings it pulls the chains of battery and you're smoking the cactus. Yeah. You can go over and check. I'm like, sure. Thank you. I'd ask you to check mine, but you have a history of not showing up. You've been hobbled lately. Yeah. Like you can barely move. It's like an invalid. I used to be like you get him up until a week ago. He got the cortisone shot. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:11 It's all you need. A cortisone shot. I wanted to ask you guys before we go. Um, because I think I think he has the most respect for you, BQ. And he would listen to your thoughts on a subject. He won't listen to a single thing I've said yet. I don't know why he's like that. I think he listens, but then putting it into action is that's the rub and everything.
Starting point is 01:25:32 I think he knows you probably are right, but he has this hang up about having these weird battles. And I tell him that I don't think these are battles worthy of your attention, time, and just the effort that, and the amount of thought you put into it. I don't think they're worthy. And I could be wrong, maybe. Sure, shoot him, I'll give you my opinion. So he prints out receipts that are not real.
Starting point is 01:26:10 So when he's asked when he's leaving a store, can I see your receipt, sir, do you know, like I have Walmart, you have that guy who checks the receipt as you walk out. I was just at home, deep on the way here and it happened. Yeah. Okay, well he theorizes that that is they can't do that to him. They can't make him Show them a receipt. He does want to be treated Excuse me as if he's a Potential shoplifter. Okay, so he gives them a fake receipt that he gets printed out on the internet that when you turn it over It explains why you have no right to ask me for a receipt He covers when he goes into shop right, he covers the camera on the self-checkouts, causing so much attention to be drawn to him that
Starting point is 01:26:53 people come over to him and ask him what he's doing because he's acting very unusual. And he then tries to then act like, well, what am I doing wrong? Like that kind of like, well, why are you persecuting me? Why are you coming over here and bothering me? Why, like, even though he's drawing so much attention to himself, because he wants these weird victories that like, technically, I guess he's, quote unquote, right? Well, it's not right. He's going into a private business
Starting point is 01:27:18 and fucking, they have their policies. If you don't like their policies, shop somewhere else. Or, or, and I know that I'm not the one you're going to get a girlfriend. Get a fucking girlfriend. You want to have time for this shit? I think he still would. Yeah. Or he'd be dating a girl that's like, yeah, they don't have any right to show you. Yes. Yes. I think you might have.
Starting point is 01:27:38 If he would love an echo chamber girlfriend, I think. Yeah. If you don't want to run, can you imagine the to get him echo chamber? Oh, double, double stereo. Oh, yeah. But yeah, and I maintain to him, I was like, when he tells me all these things, he does it with like this big grin as if he's one, like, you know, he's just one bunker hill or something,
Starting point is 01:27:59 you know, like. He's saying that people make him a minimum wage, you made their days harder. That's basically all he's fucking done. I don't want him. I don't want to make their lives harder. I just, you know, I don't have to submit to receipt checking if I don't agree to it. Go to another store. They don't check receipts. Like that's your choice. That's what I did. And then all of a sudden, no, now because we're having a shoplifting
Starting point is 01:28:19 problem, we're starting to check receipts. You find another store. It's, but it's not on you. No, he should get that. No, he shook you off. He'll say that he shook you off. He's said, no, but why do you have the right to tell them what policies they have? Because you can't legally ask somebody for a receipt unless it's a part of an agreement like when you join the store like a Costco or a BJ's. Oh, yes, you threw that at me. Only BJ's and Costco have a right to check a membership. It seems because you signed a membership membership stating that they could we got to ask the hot lawyer about that because I'm not sure that That he's right about that anyway
Starting point is 01:28:50 But two is just like so what's but just show him the fuck I receive cares Hey, he's looking for victories though and I feel like I know he's living a life without worrying about shit like this That's that's like victory like if you left the bank and you almost on the guard stopped, you said, I want to count that money. Yeah, but that's not what's going on. Is it not? You completed a transaction. You completed a transaction. And now you're leaving with your merchandise
Starting point is 01:29:13 that you've completed a transaction for. Yeah, but you're, you're comparing. Why should they? No, that's, that's not, they're trying to prevent the problem that they're having. The teller is the one that's the last line of defense to make sure you get the right money, the security guard the cashier the kid or And then in this situation, okay, so if you want to take a peek you went into the vault
Starting point is 01:29:31 Bypass the teller got his own money. You don't think they have a right to ask him to Submit let's say I go about the money. I go to the ATM and as I'm walking away from the ATM guard stop I want to count that money. Let me see. You know what you know what it does get them It makes it so people don't steal shit. It makes it so all the prices for the rest of us don't fucking go up like they have been. Show your fucking receipt and stop being such a bitch about it. Like who cares? That's the easiest.
Starting point is 01:29:55 You're gonna be so hard on them. No, because then they want to go. Let's bring the temperature down. Let's bring the temperature down. Come on. Come on. But they not only want to spend an hour here trying to bring the temperature down, you still want to bring it up.
Starting point is 01:30:07 They not only want to attainable fucking. My nature. They not only want to see your receipt, they say they have the right to go through all your stuff then. But subconsciously, he doesn't even realize it though. Yeah. He needs like, victory somewhere. And I think these are the victories he's trying to get.
Starting point is 01:30:22 He doesn't even realize that that that's why he's doing it is because he needs to pwn somebody. Anyhow, the internet is just not enough sometimes. No, it's not. I don't want to pwn or flesh or blood. You gotta iron out. You gotta, yeah, you gotta pwn.
Starting point is 01:30:37 I don't want to look in your eyes and pwn him. Right. The sky is making a minimum of weights to check where seats are. I don't want them to go through my stuff. I don't want them to scrutinize my purchases I don't want them to to scrutinize my purchases Scrooze They're inspired three days ago They're supposed to be comparing the receipt to what you get a parasite if you eat this
Starting point is 01:30:58 They're supposed to be comparing the receipt to the items that you purchase I Don't see it People I don't know, I'm such a person. I know, it's weird. I don't see, because you're what people agree with me. Don't go to those stores. So now you're the guy that's just like, the store should operate the way I want it to operate. You're that guy now.
Starting point is 01:31:11 That's who you are. Operate the way all, tons of other stores operate. Go to those stores. Like, go, go to those. I want to go to my, I want to go to those. I want to go to the store, I want, I want it to be the way that I want it to be, because I'm the me. Because all of a sudden they just prep they just love that squeaky little voice
Starting point is 01:31:29 Just because they throw up a little sheet of paper doesn't mean that they instantly have a right that they don't actually have they do have a right They do not it's a private business. Well, you don't have a right to them not asking you They can answer if they want on the way out the door. They have to have prop underneath yours They have to have probable cause they can and if they want on the way out the door. They have to have prop underneath yours. You have all they have to have probable cause. They can. And if they do not have probable cause, they cannot stop. Well, what's the definition of probable cause?
Starting point is 01:31:51 Proble cause is that you believe someone has stolen something. So what if they believe in you? And you have, what if you, what's the probable cause? They can actually. You're acting weird by coming in the fucking camera. You have a, you're walking on it.
Starting point is 01:32:00 It's a face camera. It's a facial recognition. You're telling a camera, you're walking on it with fake receipts in your pocket. You're walking probable cause. This isn't a small victory. You tell me, Cam, you're walking around with fake receipts and you're pocket. You're walking probably cause. This isn't a small victory. You're wrong. Well, this is a major victory for him. Oh, yeah. That camera is solely for facial recognition.
Starting point is 01:32:14 I don't know what they're doing with that data, and it bothers me. One small step for me and one giant leap for Gittles. It's not just me. You act like it's just me. Who else is doing this that we know? I've never seen that person cover that. I mean, I necessarily let you know. Probably, we're up. Yeah. That's fucking fine.
Starting point is 01:32:29 He should be hiding his face now. I love it that you're going in hard on him. But I thought you'd have a little bit more tenderness in your heart to like kind of explain to him like in a way that like maybe he would understand. Like, you know, it's just my father. These are not victories that you should be searching for, trying to get under your belt. Right, okay, that's the handle you want to. Well, I thought maybe that, like he doesn't respond well
Starting point is 01:32:52 to the angle you just took that harsh love. Yeah, he needs a light tap on the fan. We'll have a this, have a this. Rather than a hard kick in the ass. That this comes from this need from get him to have wins. Yeah, W's I believe so I Would I'm not a psychologist. I would say to get them under that umbrella that like I just judge like one Would I would be like, but you're you're winning you're winning. You have the life you want You have a job you work with your friends you you nobody you, you, nobody asked too much of you. You have, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:33:25 You're semi-famous in a way like people like you. You're, you're a cast member on a popular thing like he's got the wins. But I've had this, I've had this feeling for decades. It's, it's always been something that sticks in my crawl and like, receipt checking. Show it in your fake receipts. I think it's just a problem, man. I think you showed me yesterday. I, I, I think it's just a problem, man. I think I would love to show it to me yesterday.
Starting point is 01:33:45 I like, I had to pull it up on the TV, but I will. Look, get them. I don't know that, if you don't see this as a problem, that's all the society have, which is just like, it's not the way that I want it. So it's no good. I should know. That's what everybody says, man.
Starting point is 01:34:00 I should know, I didn't create this fake receipt. Somebody else did it. Right, but I just copied it. Right, and you print them out and use them Yes, I'm not saying you created it. Yes, so you're just making Somebody else's life more difficult acting weird in a store Yes, Mike, Mike. You're the only person putting their hand over the camera. It's a facial recognition camera That is all it is it does not record anything except for your face. And I have a problem with that because I don't know where that
Starting point is 01:34:26 date is going. His point is, you're the only one doing it. I don't know what you're doing. I don't believe on the only one doing it. Regardless of what your reasons are, they probably got their receipts checked too. I mean, yeah, like your behavior from the time you walk into the store until the time you walk out makes people say, maybe, like, maybe we should give this guy a second block. It's probable cause. Yeah, he's covering up. He's covering up facial recognition. Maybe he doesn't want us to see. He's telling us that we can't check the seat.
Starting point is 01:34:52 He comes in here with fake receipts. He's not a watch out for him. Probably cause. Right. I don't see how you can be. You can't accept that that's not probable, probable cause. No, because by that point in time, I've already completed my purchase. I'm completing my purchase. You can't accept that that's not probable cause. No, because by that point in time,
Starting point is 01:35:06 I've already completed my purchase. I'm completing my purchase. Right, but they don't know what you have in your pockets. You've got, look at those massive pockets. Okay, so do they have, so they had someone watch me put stuff on my pockets. I, I, well, I have never put stuff on my pockets. I just, no, but you have the reputation
Starting point is 01:35:20 for handing out fake receipts and you're covering cameras. Like that's, that's suspicious behavior. It's only a fake receipt in that it. Um, it's a receipt and it's not real. It's fucking funny. It explains what it is. That's suspicious behavior, but how do you not see that?
Starting point is 01:35:34 It's not suspicious. The Aber post. It's declaring it's suspicious. The Aber because someone doesn't want to submit to something is not. You don't have to submit. Don't go to that store. Go to a store that. So if I claim the Fifth Amendment, that's suspicious because I don't, I refuse to.
Starting point is 01:35:47 What shop right are you going to? Less long branch, but it's expanding to a lot of the other sacers. Yeah. What's with the shaking of the head? It's the area. I go to shop right over here. I don't see any secure. Well, no, no, no, it's, it's, it's been slowly clamping down because, you know,
Starting point is 01:36:01 they, they want to cut costs. So they have two cashiers covered 10 registers, the self checkers. And they were letting everyone just check out with all their stuff. Now they cut it down to 30 items. Now they cut it down to 20 items. And there's like, it's almost like steps you have to take to just to check out.
Starting point is 01:36:18 Do you not acknowledge though that nobody around you? Nobody you know is acting this way. You don't think it's you? Oh, I tell him Steve, yeah, I fucking zero the headlights. I'm like a black stare. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:36:36 If you only know like five people, it's not a good sampling. You don't know way more than five people. Then I talked to a lot about this stuff. You, you know, God, get a little bit of Ryan so hard. 15 people we can name right now that you have that I can tell you without a doubt Aren't acting the way you are you do not believe that it's could be just you you don't think to yourself Well, why am I I don't believe why am I willing to die in this?
Starting point is 01:37:00 So why do I find this I don't believe it because like I said I didn't create this I didn't create this You're just a bit of a handout. I just modify I just modified I don't believe it because like I said, I didn't create this, I didn't create this, you're just to fit this handout. I just modified the game. I just modified the handout so that it looks like, so it looks like a receipt. So I could just hand it over to you. Oh my goodness. So it wasn't even a receipt when you got your hand on.
Starting point is 01:37:14 You turned it into a receipt? I added a receipt to it. Oh Lord, oh my God. That's God. You can't even fucking talk to him. Some are somebody with cancer is like, yeah, and church just denied my claim. Like something legitimate this guy's like, they won't take my fucking fake receipts
Starting point is 01:37:31 Read what he says, right? It says I didn't steal anything thanks for asking and it's cut to look like a receipt like a receipt on Walmart Yeah, and this is on the backside It's a screw. Oh wow. It's a whole I mean I'm not kidding around a festival. Yeah, it this is on the backside. It's a screw. Oh, wow. It's a whole, I mean, I'm not kidding. It's a manifesto. Yeah, it's a manifesto. I didn't write it. I just copied it from you just let it represent yourself. Cause I agree with it. These are the same people who like, and look, I wanted to be one of them,
Starting point is 01:37:57 but I'm like, look, sometimes you don't want to be the one. Citizens. No, no, no, no, thank you. Like the mask shit where there are certain people who are like, I shouldn't have to wear a mask. Even though it no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, lawyer is gonna fucking waste any time to get you off on it, because I'm not gonna allow him to. Okay, I'm gonna tell him, you know what, we warned him, he's on his own, let him represent himself. Okay. And I'm gonna tell you something,
Starting point is 01:38:35 I don't know if you've looked, you're not a sexy lawyer, I can go in and fucking make all the jurors, fucking wet. You sound just like my father last night who said don't call me, but you can't make anybody wet. No sound just like my, you sound just like my father last night who said don't call me when you get arrested. You can't make anybody wet. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:38:48 Most of the time I was like, you look like caveman lawyer from SNL. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, So he believes that you're acting like a yes, a bit of a tool and that's a cop an old cop an ex cop He's still a cop. He's it. So you think if he was an older cop He wouldn't be going for this this receipt shit either, but he's like no, like a cop always a cop. Yeah, that's true He didn't like so no, he doesn't know what to say. You're not gonna read that whole thing. Are you it's too long? Just put it on it's I mean, it just, yeah, can you send me a screen cap and I'll have Mary Beth put it up on a, okay. Yeah, Instagram.
Starting point is 01:39:29 And that's the part that looks like the fake. TSD tone. Cause I fold it. So I just handed to him and just keep walking. Excuse me, sir, sir, no, do you get chased out to the parking lot? Do you get chased out to the parking lot? I had it, I had it happen once, a guy over in Neptune,
Starting point is 01:39:44 Walmart ran after me, and he's like, I'm gonna call the cops. I'll be at your house in 15 minutes. I'm gonna take your license plate. Never showed up. No, because I didn't steal anything. He's like I said, you see the victory. And I was so pissed off that night.
Starting point is 01:39:58 I was so pissed off that night because I had to buy four pairs of pants because they wouldn't unlock the changing room. And I knew I was gonna have to return three of those pairs of pants. So I was just, you know, you're fucking extra extra extra husky. You don't need to try any of the pants. You know what, it was the,
Starting point is 01:40:12 reinforce seat. No, no, no, it was the jeans I wore for the Sunday Jeff, the Sunday Jeff shuffle video. So I needed to know if they would fit backwards. So I had to buy four pairs of jeans. So if it was, he's got an answer. He's got an answer, even when it doesn't make sense. But it makes sense to me.
Starting point is 01:40:29 It's not an excuse, it's my reasoning. But that's I'm saying, don't you ever think to yourself, nobody I know, and it's more than five people treats these things with the importance I do. Maybe I should... Maybe they're not important. Thank you for that, what you're saying. And realize that maybe they aren't as important
Starting point is 01:40:47 as I think they are and focus more on something a bit more worthy of your attention. I'm focusing on things that affect me. So I don't see how, you know, you know, doing something because someone else, it's affecting someone else, I think, is even, is crazier than that. I'm just because this is affecting me
Starting point is 01:41:04 and this is my feelings, this is how I act. So first thing you said, some thought that I kind of understand. Like I don't wanna have to wait in line after I just waited in line so that someone could check my receipt, scrutinize my purchases. I don't know, you know, who knows what they're gonna be
Starting point is 01:41:19 thinking about me, it becomes a whole lot of fun. I mean, somebody just did it to me at Home Depot and it was literally like all I did was look at, put a fucking pink check on it And I walked out the door. Oh, I thought you meant they screwed it nice. You're not gonna add it three seconds to the whole fucking thing Yeah, I was just like, yeah, take it easy man. You brought some sort of like killer blade and you're like you can't The scene of blades sir. You've got soft hands You had to send me that receipt real quick. You had the same issue as what?
Starting point is 01:41:46 Jag off here questioning my manliness. You had to say, it's important to me. You had the same issue as what we had to see. They're home deep or low as they had by spray paint. We had to show them, they had to come over and manually say that we were over 18. I only thought it was ridiculous because we both need the one of us look like we're 17.
Starting point is 01:42:04 Yes, but no. I shop every day. That's how it's what I do. I get my food for the day every day before I'm away here. Just like every other fucking person on the planet. Well, no, not a lot of people shop every day. Do you shop for food every day? I don't shop any day.
Starting point is 01:42:17 Yeah, so every day. This is where it affects me in that. It's, yes, when Q went to the store, home depot today, but I'm doing it every day. So it's just constantly adding more and more time to my day. Yes, and you're so fucking taxed for time that you got to run back here. It's not that and fucking post on Reddit that you pwn the fucking 60 year old employee at shop right to ask for
Starting point is 01:42:41 receipt. Oh, it's not 60 now. They got some tall big guy does for the OPO. Standing there in his little OPO shirt, lost for benched officer. Oh my God. I can't win. And then there's, I think it's just go to a store, they don't do it, man. But it's what I was doing.
Starting point is 01:42:57 I was going to a store that didn't do it, but now they're doing it. And it's just gonna keep spreading. I can't get through to him. This is what, like we'll talk about this for hours. I don't talk to him. I can't get through to him. This is what, like we'll talk about this for hours. I don't know. I can't get through to that fucking skull. It's impenetrable.
Starting point is 01:43:09 Why don't you shop at the shop right up in this area. They don't have security guards there. Do all the one over here in Haslet, Security Officer came out, LPO came out to me, flashed her badge, told me I wasn't allowed to cover the facial recognition cameras or they were down to being the facial recognition system. And then I would be flagged.
Starting point is 01:43:25 He never went back. You never went back. You never went back after that. I want to see. No. I want to know what I want to say. I'm a guy who flagged. No, no, no, no. I want to know what I want to say.
Starting point is 01:43:33 I'm in like a bitch. No, I want to know what I want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want to want and they're all in your business. And meanwhile, the ones over West Long Branch just leave you be. I don't normally go to grocery stores,
Starting point is 01:43:47 but I cannot imagine this is the scene for most people and they go in like you're fighting with bitties, you're fighting with LPO. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not fighting with the bitties, they're just sitting there judging you. So what? Hey, I just talked, I just talked a lot about getting judged
Starting point is 01:44:00 on Reddit for no reason, man. So, you know, I go to West Long Branch, I cover the camera and no one has said a single word to me. I wish Bitties would judge me instead of fucking regular people. Because the Bitties you know are opinionated. Because the little Bitties, little Bitties, I got a good back to that.
Starting point is 01:44:14 I got a good back to that. I'm not gonna do any final thoughts on this whole situation. What would you recommend to them, like therapy? I don't think therapy. Why do you recommend they should get them always be just to keep doing what you're doing't think it's therapy. I don't think it's therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy.
Starting point is 01:44:27 I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy.
Starting point is 01:44:34 I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy.
Starting point is 01:44:42 I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don't think therapy. I don away next week. I should be around next week yet. I'm gonna see Ming-Chank incident. We're gonna get the maverick. Let's get the maverick. All right, tell him Steve Dave.

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