Tell Em Steve-Dave - #574: The Doffening

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

Q attends a gala, crazy revenge, calling people lazy, taking on demons. Enter to win a Four Color Demons guitar!- www.tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway

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While you're getting pegged, maybe you have to call your mom and wish you're like a- Oh my god! Wish you're getting pegged, maybe you have to call your mom and wish you're like a... Oh my god! Wish you're like a Halloween... Happy Halloween while it's going on! Tell them Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt. Hello. And here, via Zoom. Be cute. Zoooo Yeah. Zoom. Yeah. Is it pouring rain in

Jersey? It is like wrath of God rain here. Holy shit. When I started out here, it was not raining. When I got here, it was pouring so fucking hard that like I came in and I'm like I'm now. I'm just gonna get drenched Which is the way it is nothing I can do that's nuts there It's disgusting. There was there was a There was a an event I was supposed to go today called a train wreck. You ever hear about a train wreck of not Okay, it's when you take like on stat Island. We have one train line that goes from one end of the island down to the other to the ferry terminal And what you do is you get on the train all the way at the end like a Tottenville you hit a bar

You have a drink or two you get on the train you go a couple of stops to the next one get off go to the bar there It's like a train bar crawl Got you and it's like a train bar crawl. Got you. And it's called a train wreck. And it was something like 20 guys from my firehouse are going today, I looked outside at that fucking rain. I was like, nah. Have a good time guys.

Yeah, it's like, fuck you. They're all out there getting soaking wet right now. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be a a lot of something similar recently. It was a chocolate walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted a chocolate crawl. Yeah, I'm not really into chocolate, but it was, it was as exciting as it sounds. Yeah, there was, there was nothing to it that you were like, all right.

There was no flea market at the end It was in this small little town in Pennsylvania and The whole town almost all the businesses in the town It was and it was it's like a red bank on steroids. It's bigger than red bank. That's that quaint small town with a lot of stores and I'd say about 80% of the stores participate and you just walk in, you pay, it was nuts. You pay like a hundred dollars a person. Whoa. It's nuts. It's just, it's like, I don't understand it. I couldn't get over why my wife and Frank's wife want to do it so bad.

We had nothing to do with it. It was like the first thing that they planned. And it's the last thing they planned. Oh, you brought down the hammer. Well, I didn't say that really so much in front of them. You're hoping to get back to her. I'm just saying it in front of you guys. It was so boring. And it rained too, Q. And we walked around getting soaked to get delivered delicious chocolate. Like I said, I don't I didn't eat any of the chocolate the one the only chocolate I ate I walked into a drugstore in the town that wasn't participating. I got myself like a Kit Kat something in a in a brand name rapper

because all the chocolate they're giving out is like in little like little like clear bags like sandwich bags or they're like in like it looks like homemade chocolate. Almost everything looks like it's homemade. And I'm just like, you know what, I need to see that red wrapper. I haven't seen the home in which this was made. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel that the amount of chocolate that the ladies walked away with Devon, Mrs. Five, they must have eaten maybe a couple, maybe two or three pieces and the rest of it Is long gone in a garbage, but you they didn't even eat at all probably that's my guess They refused to admit it though, and I ask what happened to all that chocolate. We ate it. Oh, yeah I know I know you do it a like

I know what I know you do it like So funny man, do you do you find there's a chocolate wreck? Yes, yes Do you do you find in your in your marriage Walt you know I'm recently Married considered you know compared to a still a newly way. Yeah, how old old? How many years in? I think it was like the furt, actually maybe not anymore because I think it was the first three years. So it's going on year four? This is on year four, yeah. So not a newlywet anymore.

But I noticed a little lie the other day of a- First lie? About well not the first day. Yeah, sure. I'm gonna say, a little lie. I mean, probably not even the first that day. I mean, to have you pulled out the all time great Brian Johnson I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I'm not saying.

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Yeah, then this, I don't want her to feed the dog scraps. I don't want her to give them crackers and pop because then he'll beg all the time. And I don't like a beg and dog. And the other day, I was like, you know, she was about to come to some popcorn. I was like, don't give him popcorn. I was like, I don't ask for anything with this dog.

Like, obviously he likes her the best. She's the master. He doesn't give a fuck what I say. That's just the way it is, just like everybody else in the fucking house, evidently. But she's like gonna give him this popcorn. I'm like, please, I was like, at least have the respect for me, like, to do it behind my back. Not when I'm, I was like, I asked for nothing.

Just don't, don't do it when I'm standing right here. Cute, do you believe he asked for nothing? I think that's another big lie. I thought it was not her lie. It's not my lie. All right, all right. Nothing, Brian's always totally content. Nothing that he wants.

I did note I'll bring this up in a second, but I noticed something else about the dog's demeanor when he's around me. So she's feeling, now is popcorn? I don't know. I would have to think popcorn is not on the list of suitable dog treats, right? I can be very salty. And hers is like cheddar. She gets like cheddar popcorn. And in all fairness, it's not like she gives him like a movie, movie theater size bucket

of it. And it may be fine. I don't know, but yeah, I was very always very cautious with like puppies, dogs, babies. It's like, I'm not gonna take a chance on giving it something that I'm not 100% sure. It's capable of dodges. Like every day we get, we get like deliveries of dog treats. Chewy dog toys.

Oh my God, chili. We're keeping them in business. I think every dog owner, every pet owner keeps chewing in business. This other, Timo, this other place where she gets all these cheap Chinese like, you like team. It's like a variation of wish. I haven't been there. I've done wish before though. Yeah, like every day, like this dog has more toys than Sage does at this point. He was glazing over. I think he wishes on the train wreck right now. Yeah. No, I was, I was embarrassed to think about how many fucking toys I've bought for Boris in the

past two weeks. I'm like, no, she's been working over time over here too. Yeah, I don't get it. So I turn around and I hear crunch, crunch, crunch. She fucking gave it to him anyway. What I'm with in ear shot. What do I do about this? So what did you do?

You're a cock. I got cucked out. I was like, you know, I got to her out. Your reaction. I go seriously, and she's like, it's only one pop piece of popcorn. And I'm like, that doesn't matter. It could be one or it could be a hundred.

You're teaching him bad behavior. And she likes to dance with him too, which encourages the dog to jump up on people. The dog is tall. You wouldn't believe how tall this thing is at this point. I thought it was gonna be just a little guy. You like John Lithgow and Footloose. You're like, you can't dance in this town. There's no dancing around here. She should pull out the fucking, the death blow, no comeback statement, no way to respond to it. Well, you don't dance with me. Oh, my job. You've been marriage to bitch. There would be nothing I could say. I don't dance with her. Is the dog motivated by treats or food? He's not really like not.

He made up bagged in, because I know socks is not motivated by food or treats. And like you could feed or treats and she'll never bagged though. But you know, but Cooper would have begged constantly. He was just a beggar no matter how little treats we gained from the table. That motherfucker was, he. He wanted more.

And he could he would back it away. Now I used to have a dog. Would you be willing to the compromise of like with Huck, I would give him people food, but only in his bowl. So he didn't associate me with me with me eating it. He associated with it being in his bowl. So he just assumed that was dog food. That's okay. But like my, she, she was like, uh, meant commenting on my mother because like,

uh, Pam and Edgar went away to California and they put somebody in charge of the, of charge of their dog for, uh, the week or two that they were gone. And so, you know, they write out this detailed lesson. At the end of the night, he gets an Oreo cookie. And the girl was like, she asked her mom, she was like was like is this right or are they just joking around but no every night my my mother's dog gets an Oreo cookie wait wait so they hire a stranger to watch I think they're so little chocolate in that shit no it's um it's like Darren's step daughter yeah I would be a little little little dog fat well I would be a little head scratching my,

my self if I got the list and I was like, feed the dog in Oreo cookie, I was like, cause, you know, we've been told, you know, no chocolate for dogs. Right. That's not a Johnson dog. I guess Johnson dog doesn't ever apply it as well. I think there's so little chocolate in it

that doesn't really affect him, but still it's all sugar. It's just all sugar. You know, and then I get, oh yeah, yeah, he used to be sleepy. Probably the audience. Yeah, he used to be sleek and a little pop and like now he's just a faddle man. He like, you know, when he runs after the ball, he just goes and he sits next to it and shoes on it. He doesn't bring him back anymore. Her cat just got diagnosed with diabetes because you've seen those cats. Those cats are fucking huge. And they're living in a household, you know, that's with two seniors. So they're not probably that active with their with the dog either probably, right? No, Edgar brings them for a walk every day.

Oh, okay. Every day brings a few. It's still a pudgy. Yeah. Maybe it's the Oreos. Could be the Oreos or like the open access to food They always have like they don't just feed them three times a day. There's always like a bowl of food on the Free feeding. Oh, that's the issue like letting them graze all day is not good right yeah This solution people do whatever they want Yeah, I don't give a shit the dog ain't complaining dog doesn't care But what I was gonna say earlier about the dog is that that dog has helped me a little bit

in terms of tempering my attitude and the way I talk and shit. Because if I start to get worked up about something, he'll like, he'll take notice, he'll walk away and he goes into his crate. Like, you know, he sleeps in his crate. Mm-hmm. So it's kind of like, if I start getting like he goes into his crate. Like, you know, he sleeps in his crate. Mm-hmm. So it's kind of like, if I start getting,

like, all pissy about something stupid, I'm talking to Mary Beth, and I see him walk away, I'll bring it down. Oh, okay. So he's like a, so he is a little bit. He's like a, he's like a service dog, a, a rage indicating dog.

Yeah. Okay. He's like a mood ring, you know? I'm surprised that noticing that Mary Beth didn't get her own crate to set up right next to it. So anytime she gets a little more topsy just crawls into the crate and like creaks the door close latches it. I sure should be sneaking up popcorn through the bars. Both of them be like running a couple across the shut up in there sticking a little mirror out of the bar to each other.

I'm just trying to do right by this dog. I feel like giving it like feeding them and teaching them these bad habits isn't a good thing but I get overruled. It doesn't matter what I say. It happens. Yeah. I mean, you got to roll the home all the time. It's constant.

It's not all the time, but you got to choose your battles, though. And I don't know if this is a battle that I would wage. You know, it would go to war over. The one piece of popcorn. Well, yeah, because the dog is happy, you know, getting the popcorn. So I don't know, yeah, I mean, you get, I mean, do you get a lot of visitors?

Is the dog going to be, or do we do get a visitor? He's afraid of him. So, yeah. I let him ask him. I lock up my cats when I make popcorn because they want to eat it. Do they?

So, I, yeah, they'll dive their face right in the fucking bowl and start shopping. So, I put the cats away when I meet that popcorn. Maybe that's what you got to do man when the one that wins popcorn time Dog goes into the cage Yeah Yeah, but then like then he's not with the family in the family room and stuff, you know, it's is it's right I told during that popcorn ball, you know going on yeah Yeah, I don't even know what it doesn't even come to me because he knows I won't give it to him. Mm hmm. I'm the hardest

man. Look at you, dude. Yeah. See, I don't know. I know what it's like to grow up without fucking obeying rules and being a shithead and fucking do whatever you feel like it doesn't pan out. Yeah. I'm trying to teach this dog better I want the dog to have the life I never did want the dog to be the Johnson I never was yeah exactly exactly that's funny doing anything I'll go ahead kill no I saw Kevin Smith last night boys oh oh you're says to say hello. Yeah, I was at a charity event the fight of friends of firefighters Galah in in Red Hook Brooklyn yesterday. I was not even aware. Yeah, he was the MC. It was good to see him. He did a great job fireman love seeing him

You know, it was nice of him to come all the way out to support it was nice What's the difference between a galah and a party? Did you have to dress a the way out to support. It was nice. What's the difference between a gala and a party? Did you have to dress a certain way? Most of the five men were wearing their uniforms, like they're, you know, the dress uniforms. And then everybody else was like in suits, like Steve Busemi was there. He was wearing a suit.

I was there. I wore a t-shirt with a blazer because I'm, you know, the young hip guy, I guess, I, uh, Maverick. I don't need no tie, you know what I mean? Right. Yeah. You're the Hollywood outsider.

Yeah. Yeah. I guess. No, mainly because my buddy, my guys from my firehouse were going, we're complaining about having to wear their, uh, their uniforms. So I dressed down on purpose just a kind of in your face at to them. They noticed they noticed yet another example though, Walt, another example of how like the elite don't have to follow the same

rules when it comes to Galas and parties and award ceremonies rules for the I'm assuming I'm assuming Kevin was not in the suit. He was in Jean shorts and a blazer as was as is his normal uniform. He's uniform, right? Yeah, yeah. But hey, man, like if you want the big shots there, you just have to look the other way when they show up in You know, nobody wants a rolling shown. That's that's it.

You want a big shot like, you you know Kevin Smith or we're Brian Quinn We're gonna show up in a blazer and T-shirt which is what both of him and I will He looks good. It's weird like being fatter than Kevin Smith. It really is he has thin down and he's maintained it That's pretty impressive. Yeah, I gotta say it's not these really world Now it looks really good man. He's good to see him that for that like I said he says hello, so there you go Walt's birthday's coming up you doing anything for it Nothing really special. No, no Mary Beth asked me what I wanted to do this year. I said nothing

It just seems like until you hit certain milestones. It's like why am I doing this? until you hit certain milestones, it's like, why am I doing this? And even the milestones, the milestones at this point are not fun. No, no. It's like, oh my God. It's a pretty good one. No?

I think you guys, I think you have to make an effort to start celebrating every single one. Really? Because what do you wait for milestones for? If you don't do it, then your birthday's just like every other day like why not? Why not make it a little special I did have a lot of fun at Q's birthday party

Yeah, I like yeah, yeah, yeah And that you know the reason I threw that party last year get him was because I was like wow my 50th birthday is coming up in like Three years. Mm-hmm. I was I was like, I should throw a, like, I should think about like throwing a nice 50th birthday party. And then I was like, why am I waiting for my 50th? Like just do it now. Like, what's the fucking point? So that's how last year's party came about.

And that turned out to be a great success. And I really had a blast. Will you reconsider Walt renting out a bar hiring Jack Sparrow? No, that makes a party like a captain Jack Sparrow impersonator Walter And if it makes the whole night And the food truck yeah, yeah, the food truck was good. Yeah, and Richard. What's his name? Richard kind Richard kind. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, I don't know if you're gonna be able to get Richard kind. Who is that? Exactly He was the brother of the guy on Goldbergs. He was the brother of the father, uncle, something brother. Oh, the guy at the beard? I don't remember, but I told you he was. He's grown a beard, yeah. Yeah.

He ran a furniture store or something, or a carpet store. Oh, he's, oh, okay, yeah, he was the for Micah, Micah. Yes, he was on a spin city, he was on Spin City years ago. He's the funniest fucking guy. He's cousin.

Oh, yeah, I know, he is. Yeah, I know, he is. Oh, he's awesome. He's awesome. He's not getting a photo with him. Yeah. So is that the key? Like, if you got to have at least one name at the party.

Or don't bother throwing a party then. Is that the Q rule? I mean, if you want to embarrass yourself, I guess I have a selectively list party. Would you have one built in because Q would come? Yeah. Yeah, I'll come to your party. Okay. All right.

It's this Sunday. But I'll put you down in ink. Yeah. I'll do that, man. I'll come and do that. I'll take a picture with Getham at the party. It'll be great. Oh.

Yeah. Oh boy. But anyway, that's my point. Like I think you should celebrate every birthday from now on. How many got left, bud? You know, a whole bunch of hope. Yeah, but even if you do, like, you know, you're not as many as you used to, so why not like make it?

If I live to 110, I'm only halfway through my birthdays, all right? So I go, yeah, that is, I guess, actively, if you live to 2000, then then you know then you're early in still I mean I'm gonna run out of ideas for these birthday parties Remember the last one just as much as you remember the first ones Yeah, well we went to Florida the past two years and then Mary Beth said well Do you want to go to Florida again? I was like I said not really we're gonna? You know we're going to go next week the going next week and then we're going on the cruise.

Yeah. In January, so I'm like, not really. I think I just want to stay home. And more than you. Yeah, I want to get something out of that. Yeah. We will do a little. Why don't we, why don't we throw you apart?

Like, why don't we have a bowling alley party? Oh. We could do that. Over at the Lero. Yeah. It's right there. Like the bowling alley party. We could do that. Oh, Repel Arrow. Yeah. It's right there. Like the bowling alley. You get pizza. I think the test is the word they parties. The award show.

I don't know. I think a pizza bowling party is like a lot of fun. And once again, I hate to sound like a broker record, but right across the street. There's fantasies. bowling party is like a lot of fun and once again, I hate to sound like a broker-record, but right across the street. I don't know. There's fantasies. You gotta wrap up the night of fantasy. It's not much is true. You got it, man. I saw a girl in the news queue

because you always talk about how you're gonna get your revenge when this one person dies. You're gonna visit the group. Yeah, yeah. This lady went like next level. Oh, this woman who spent 15 years, wow, getting revenge on a man who spit on her friend. Whoa, yep, this was back in college.

Linda Saliherd recalled the night she was enjoying her night out with friends at a comedy show, and one of her friends mistakenly knocked a drink over onto a man's lap. She said the man was so furious that he spit on her friend calling this woman a stupid fat bitch. Oh my God. I'm screaming in this guy's face. She said, that's a salt. You're disgusting.

You're trash. And he called me an ugly bitch. We move on with the night, we do not move on, but we do not move on with our lives. They're not the type to forgive and forget. And then the woman noticed that the guy was a fan of breaking bed and the walking dead. Feeling vengeful, she created Facebook accounts to spoil episodes on a weekly basis. For both shows, through direct messages. She goes, this is back when the shows are airing on TV and you get one a week so we would do anything to avoid a spoiler. I go to search for all the spoilers, I go on Reddit, I get all the forms everything and then she goes on to the account and tells him everything.

She said, the man tried to block every single fake account she made but she just created more and spoiled his television fun She said I do that for a few months and then I'm over the grudge But then the man ended up in her political science class So she's in college and she's like that's the fucking guy That's the guy right there. Okay, so this is in the course of decades. This was something that must like this She didn't wait 15 years. She's been doing it for 15 years 15 15 years, so there she's still in college. No, no, not, no, not anymore, but she's still doing it. Oh, okay. He's going through the history of it, but she did. Oh, yeah. So, uh, she spammed him with

more spoilers after, because then she was like, Oh, you know what, fuck it. So somehow, oh, she, she goes, one day, he's firing up his PowerPoint to the projector for a class project. I see a tab in his laptop before it fires up with his Reddit username. So she tracks down the Reddit account. She spoils his TV a little bit more. And then she didn't bother him for almost 10 years until a mutual Facebook friend announced her engagement to the man. She said this woman says,

I find out they're engaged, and when they're pretty close to the wedding, I was like, I haven't thought about this guy in so long, so I look up his Reddit to see if he's still using it. She looks up the Reddit and discovered some quote, unquote, sinister things. I see some pretty sinister stuff on his Reddit. There are pictures that he's passing off as his fiance. So I guess

he's saying like, here's what my fiance looks like, but really it's not her. It's some other woman. I was assuming that's our woman. This guy. And she said, if I was your partner, you would want to know she went so that she went on to one of her unused Facebook accounts and message the man's red post to his then fiance. The woman then broke off the engagement after sending after she was sent to fuel the sinister red post and is now remarried with this woman, this girl who was doing the revenge said the last I checked I saw her, she's got beautiful children in a thriving business and seems to have a happy marriage. Now wow, it's pretty funny. Now, wow, it's pretty funny.

And, but where do you draw the line? Yeah, did she take a two far cue? He sounds like a real prick this guy. I wouldn't have the energy for that sort of sustained campaign against someone. No, she sounds like the female version of Lex Luthor. Yeah, I wouldn't want to mess with her. That's her fucking job. No, yeah.

You want to be on a good side? Yeah, I would just like, could he, like, I wonder if he apologized what it had stopped it. If he was like, look, you've shown me that I've been a fucking dickhead because nobody puts this energy in unless I was a real monster And it's made me think about what I did and I just I owe you an apology like I wonder if she would have stopped I don't know I mean she didn't even afford them the chance to let him know that it was hurt like that's fucked up Don't like because if you wrote if you reverse the roles

Guys doing this to a woman it definitely like you wouldn't take it as lightly. You wouldn't be you wouldn't be like you go girl. You would be like a sinister motherfucker. Yeah, that is a good point. You would be like, dude, let it go. Let it go. Let you leave the girl alone. Yeah, like you're stalking her. And like you're harassing her at this. And like, how do you know that I wasn't drunk out of his mind when he got his drinks filled and spit on her and may not even remember it happened. You gotta be. Yeah, that's no. You gotta be pretty drunk. That's no excuse.

Yeah, I know, but yeah, unless you're like suffering suck attacks, you know, and you fucking accidentally sprayer, but it seems like this guy just spit on it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he learned it. Yeah, I don't know if he learned his lesson though because he doesn't know who it is. That's fucking with him. I mean, she broke up his fucking engagement. That is harsh, man. Was it meant to last though? If a simple reddit post can break up or I think of, well, I think it was several and they were sinister, according to this post.

She's a wheeze, man. I mean, she's a Lex Luthor Walt Walt nailed it But I that I don't have the energy for that. I doubt at the end of the day I'll even really take a shit on this grave You know what I mean like like let's say the day comes I'm gonna be like what am I gonna do go to this cemetery? Like sneak in and like it's more fun to talk about on the podcast to talk about on the podcast. I'm trying to so doubt, bro. Okay.

Would you be willing to hire someone to deliver it for you? No. Okay. I think this is a personal thing, right? Okay. Yeah. But, you know, revenge is a dish best served cold. And she's serving a fucking cold.

It is icy at this point. Like And she's serving a fucking cold. I see it this point. Like, and will she stop? Yeah. She put it on TikTok. So the guy might know who she is at this point. How did the newspaper find out about this fucking story? Because it was a TikTok post that went viral. Oh, so she exposed it.

Yeah, she exposed it. Yeah. So it's over then. The guy's got to know. If he does, I mean, I don't know. If he's on her TikTok perhaps, or if he puts it together and he's like, wait a second, somebody was spoiling, breaking bad, somebody was spoiling, walking dead. Somebody broke up my fucking engagement. The engagement is the one that like the the the TV spoilers are so petty.

That is funny. Yeah, that it's really funny that she was doing. A guy could do that to a girl and I wouldn't be like, I mean, I'd be like, it's weird, but I wouldn't be like, that guy's fucking, I'd be like, that is a fucking crazy dude, but not like, but hunting down a private life details and sending it to her fiance. I'd be like, that is hilarious. Ten years later, crazy.

Yeah, so I guess she is kind of crazy, but I'm hesitant to say that because I don't want to get on a bedside. Oh, fucking away. Has anyone here ever intentionally spoiled the show at a pure spite? I know you have. No, I'm not. That's what you want to say. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no don't, yeah, I find so little weight in that anyway. Like, even if somebody spoiled it for me, I wouldn't be mad at them. I'd be like, Oh, that's what happened. I'd be like, Okay, cool. I would, I never got mad about that. When we were, this is funny. When we were at the, this is when Atlantic Highland still had a video store. I was with my ex-girlfriend Jill at the time and we were looking at videos

and Timmy was there. Timmy showed up and Timmy Hill. Timmy Hill. Yeah, and he asked if we had ever seen Shaw Shank Redemption and he holds up the video box. He goes, he goes, have you ever seen this? And I said, yeah, it's great. And Jill, my girlfriend at the time goes, oh, it's awesome because he gets away at the end. It's like, why the fuck are you saying that? It just puts the box back on the rack. He's like, thanks. Like this. That's funny. I only said that because I used to have a friend who was,

I forgot to show that they were in two, but I used to just, I didn't watch it, but I would give them fake spoilers. Like, oh my god, did you hear what happened? What's gonna happen? And I'm like, what? I think about having been a game of thrones, and I would just make up these strange Game of Thrones things

and they would get so upset, and they'd be like, who was this friend? There's a guy who worked at the track. Yeah. Who's a sledge friend? Q. I thought Wall was going after him some more. I don't know if he's sponsored it.

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I'm very removed from society. I don't ask that's good. Is there a lot of stuff going on? That's good. Yeah, that's the way it feels? That's good. Yeah. Bad stuff, most of it. Yeah. That's the way it feels. If I look at the news, it's going to be bad stuff. Like I, it's going to be a lot of bad stuff. Like 92-3's, which over to 10-10 wins now. Okay.

So, and it's one of the only, I, I, I'm still on my dial and a lot of music out there, I can't stand, so I turn it on and it just, it's just the same depressing news over and over and over and over again. And it just, it's, it's horrible to listen to sometimes. All right. So I'm doing myself a favor. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, just get out, man.

So that's nothing you can do. There's there's nothing you can do about what's going on. You know, the big things going on in the world right now. So like don't get yourself worked up about it. Concern yourself about the dog popcorn. These are the issues that face me. Yeah, yeah, just stay, you know, stay within your bubble. Should I start writing maybe a Johnson newsletter?

Like a Johnson blog, here's what happened today. About what's going on in your world? Yeah, like with the dog Popcorn. The Johnson journal. My, my, uh, wait, go ahead. Can we, can we get married that side of it? Cause you do like a follow up journal of like that. That's kind of a bus companion journal.

Yeah, like your version of the story isn't the only one out there. That's the greatest thing that like my version then becomes the official version. You know, you can't argue that. So yeah, so since I don't, since I'm not really a part of the world anymore, I just write down tiny little things that happen. Like the other day I went to Chili's for lunch eggs, you know, for example, I went to Chili's for lunch and then as you're pulling out, you know, there's like Pet Smart and Rook and all those places right there and people love to park there because they want to park there and then let somebody out, you know, so you

can't get out. They love to park like right in that main drag where it says no parking like right in front of Pet Smart. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So the other day, there's like two people parked there. It's having a hard time getting around and there's some lady just sitting there in her car, smoking a cigarette or whatever. And she lets somebody out. And as I try to find, I just go lazy. It's all I said was lazy. Oh boy, people don't like to be called lazy.

I found out. Because I was just fucking around. I was, I was, that was an upset or anything. I just go lazy. And she goes, fuck you. And I got to say, I really made me laugh. It was enjoyable. So I think I'm going to do it more often. Just accused people of laziness. If I could just accuse people of laziness and get that reaction.

Because she had to feel something. There had to be something about it that struck a chord with her, right? Yeah. Because if she wasn't being lazy, she'd be like, what's he talking about? Yeah. It's true. If I heard he gets so angry about it, it's remarkable. So, you know, somebody called me an asshole recently while I was driving. Well, I did was left. Like and I was driving out towards a green light.

And this guy just, he was drunk from the game or whatever and he just walked across the street as if he had the light. And he didn't like that I didn't slow to a stop at a green light. And so he actually did something funny. He took the, he dofft his cap at me like an old school kind of like. He dofft the cap and he like presented the street as if like here you go my leisure. And I was like, I was like, well, man, all I'm doing is driving to the green light. So like, when I got to him, I slowed down and I dofft my cap at him. Like I rode down the down and i doff to my capitol

like i wrote down the window and i doff to my capitol and uh... he goes your fucking ass hole and i just started laughing and it took off so i'm out there doff and cats and people do it like i said about it i think he wanted me to be like angry that he was being sarcastic about giving me the right of way. Which, you know, it could be argued that like pedestrians do automatically have the right of way,

but like, not on a four-way street with like cars buzzing like a highway. You know what I'm saying? Like technically, you probably have the right of way, but you should also assume that that doesn't matter. Yeah, it's a green light, motherfucker. On a four-lane fucking street. Like, why don't you just chill out like two minutes,

but you know, we gotta do a doffol. I don't know, a doffol. Doffol. You had to see how fast I fucking tried to find, you know how like you can't exactly find the window down thing Yeah, it was like that I was like Trying to slow down you know trying to get my cap off the window down low enough just so I could fucking Doth the cap outside the window and his face But it makes my day. I'm like, yeah!

If I had like the Duke's ass in order, it would have been the best, you know? I don't have to try that. So like next time somebody gets mad at me on the road, I'll doff my cap if I'm wearing one, see what happens. Yeah, man, let's get into like some cap doffin around here, man. There really has been sort of a drought of it.

Well, can you imagine if the rest of the world just adopted that as a way to handle their differences? Just doff your hat and move on. Yeah. Right. I think how great this world would be right now, you know, all these countries at each other's necks. You just doff your whatever it is you have on your head. Just at the border of a Gaza strip topping their fucking dad and each other for all of us all. Cancel the air strike, he took his hat off. Why don't we think of this before? No, I know, it's unrealistic, but it'd be nice, you know, if that was the world we lived

in where that's how differences were settled or things were made just like you can get back a little bit and you can also show another person, you know, like, hey, I doth my hat at you. You doth your hat at me. Let's move on. Is that the new fuck you? Well, I mean, only if it catches on. Right. Well, he called me an asshole afterwards. So he broke the rules. Yeah. I thought biting the thumb was the, uh, they was the biting the thumb at some point. Yeah, that was the insult. Yeah. We're throwing a shoe on. Yeah. Let me out in the, uh, country. Yeah. And TSD town, there's no higher insult than when someone doves the cap at you

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Perfect. You've trucker hats. Perfect to doff at your enemies. Plus the existing four-color demon hats. So we have your doff needs met at the tel them Steve Dave calm website And it's nice too because it's nice to have a new cap to doff if you like to you know, yeah Especially when the other person I get out. Yeah Yeah, I like that. I like that. We're creating a new insult right here

And now the doffing of the cat. It's like remember the back of the day They used to slap each other with a white glove. Yeah. This is, yeah, it's like, well, until the untrained observer, it looks like a pain respect, but you're really just calling them the worst piece of shit that you've ever seen in your entire life.

Well, it wasn't the glove slap, like a, maybe four dual, that's how you challenge someone to do a duel. Yeah, we don't want it to get that far., that's what we just want. Yeah, this stop short. Yeah. Yeah. No duel and no dullin into the tombs of deep town. Although it does kind of suck to be the doff back because like you've already been mother fucked. You know what I mean? It's the same. True. You want you want to doff first if you can, but but I still think it's a strong it's a strong comeback like it says you're in the know. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's an FU2. You're gonna see me fucking the Florida Keys this weekend. It's docking my cap. That's that way. That's some... Keep an eye on that Instagram for some fucking capdoth in action.

Some angry faces in the background. You better take his hat away from it if he has too much of a drink though. Yeah, that's true. I'm sitting there. I see his hat away. Otherwise, it's 15 years. You need a dog. Okay.

I found out the answer to one of the greatest mysteries that I didn't even know existed the other day What happens all those missing socks? What happens to all those missing socks? This is one of those mysteries that I don't even think anybody even realized You know had happened until someone said hey Do you remember the last time you saw white dog shit? And I asked you guys when when we were growing up you could walk out And walk about the town and you could run into any number of dog droppings that were white.

And at a certain point, sunbaked. It disappeared. And I haven't seen, I couldn't even tell you the last time I saw white dog shit on the ground. Do you think it's the rise of the the conscientious baggy doggy bag pick up the crap because that's really, that wasn't going on in the 80s, right? Like people just letting the dog shit wherever and keep walking. But it is not.

I did some investigation after someone put it to me and they're like, I thought he had a tin foil hat that he was about to doth. But then what I thought about it, I was like, hey, you know what? You're right. And everything got real spooky. And I was like, what happened to white dog shit? And I went home and I found out that the makers of dog food changed the ingredients. And the white dog shit became a thing that hasn't been seen in almost 30 years.

Wow, because I remember it so vividly and just thinking like it had been left there and it was sun-baked and that was it. No, nothing to do with the sun. Wow. Okay, if anything to do with the sun, you'd still see it. I guess you would, yeah. You know, who's cleaning up? I thought that the same thing is cute though that like people don't like you don't really see dogs running wild

like in our day like you would see dogs walking around town all the time right like it was nothing. So yeah like the rise of people actually like keeping their dogs and carving their dogs yeah. Now I had nothing to do with curbing your dogs like it took me all of like 30 seconds to find out the answer to this one of the great mysteries Yeah, but it really blew my mind when the guy told me he was like he just looked at me said was less on me so white dog shit I was just like Who said this to you Frank five Frank five. Yeah, and he didn't know the answer We're taking on the long the answer. We were just like, yeah, we're

we're taking it on the long chocolate walk. We were just like, we were talking about, what happened to white dog shit? I'm sure the women love yeah, like they're in a romantic chocolate pattern. And you wonder why the chocolate was then thrown out. Well, that's something that like, I would have memories of, but it wouldn't occur to me to question like, where did it go? Yeah. Once he said it, it was like, it was spooky. And it makes you wonder why haven't I wondered that? We were looking around to see if any men in black were around, you know,

trying to... What was the ingredient? It was some sort of bone. around to see if any men in black were around, you know, trinous. What was the ingredient? What was the sort of bone, um, like bone meal or something that was taken out. That sounds really healthy. For dogs. Well, it had, uh, they revo in the 70s. I think it was.

They revised the nutritional requirements for dogs and started. They realized it didn't need as much calcium as they thought they did. So they removed that ingredient. So you knew the answer. Like if you were there in the truck of walk, you could have like just told us matter of factly. I told you in the car.

Yeah, but I had already, I told you, but on my back, on the way back from the trip. Yeah. But anyway, also, we also pondered and we don't have an answer for this. How come we don't see shoes thrown over the top of electrical wires or telephone wires? Because you haven't been in my neighborhood lately. You're the fuck out of here.

You're a neighborhood? At the end of my street, watch. I can't stand it. I want to cut them down. It's so annoying. Well, do you know what the urban myth is about those? I thought it was it was that it denoted like a drug dealer's house. Yeah, what is it right next to your house? No, it's like probably like half mile away. Let's say you might want to maybe got unwanted. It's like directly in front of my house.

Yeah, I'm the drug dealer. Did you hear that rumor, Q? Urban myth. No, I saw them my whole life. I mean, because my grandparents lived in Brooklyn and Brooklyn was where that shit was like everywhere. I have not seen it as much. I've seen it. I haven't seen it long time. But I haven't seen it as much.

Do you think the cops finally figured out the system? And they're like, people are like, well, we don't want the cops looking at us. So we have to think of a different system rather than one that's broadcast. Like, hey, there's a drug dealer here. But that is the strangest thing. Like someone is like, I know how,

well, you know, announced to the underworld that we're open for business selling drugs. Throw an old pair of sneakers up over a electrical line. It's so, I don't think it has anything to do selling drugs. I throw an old pair of sneakers up over a electrical line. It's so, I don't think it has anything to do with drugs. I think it's even more insidious and yeah, more spooky than even that. What do you mean? Maybe an alien abduction was there or something? Oh Lord. So as they were getting sucked up, their shoes fell off and got wrapped up in the lines. Yeah, there you go. They were always Chuck Taylor's in. Yeah. Yeah, it was always Chuck's and somebody in the history of the human race

was the first person to do it. I like, I probably get it to the fucking like to fuck around or something, you know, like, yeah, like FoerBully did it. Yeah, I did it to a kid. It was like, a fuck you go get your shoes. Yeah. And you guys remember, cause they would do it in my neighborhood. And then you have to get like a tennis ball or baseball.

And then the game would be to hit the shoe to try and knock it off, to get your shoes back. And then, oh, I don't remember that. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, I remember that. We would take turns trying to hit the shoe and then sometimes you would hit the shoe and it would just wrap around the second time.

And everybody was like, what the fuck? You just made it harder for everybody. You felt like a fucking dickweed for doing it. How come? You guys ever had that experience? How doing it. How come? Have that experience? How come it didn't interfere with the lines' abilities to do whatever they're up there for? How come it didn't cause a fire?

How come it didn't cause people's telephone lines to run, like, you know, maybe there was... Those lines could deal with branches falling on a mountain shit like that. They're built pretty well. Oh yeah. Yeah, she was not gonna do it. She's not gonna do it.

Are there still telephone lines out there because everybody got to cell phone now? Yeah. Yeah. What are they for now? What are they? Cell phone, internet. Oh, internet.

They have data lines, the electric lines and the data lines. I think the higher ones are the electric, lower ones are data. I forget it's been a while since I was involved in that shit. But it's like, it's internet and data. And there's still a lot of landlines and stuff. Well, like, they're still out there.

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I didn't see that one coming, but you know, Hey, oh, wow. I just have one last question before we get out of here. I watched a documentary on Netflix the other day called Devalon Trial. Did you see it by any chance? So basically it's this kid who says he's possessed, right? It's a family. Kids about like 10 years old, says he's possessed. They bring in the warrants, Lorraine and the other,

what was his name? Fuck it. I remember. The ones that the conjuring is based on and all that shit they had the Annabelle doll. Ed Warren. Ed Warren, yeah. Ed and Lorraine Warren.

They're their experts on demonic possession. They were the ones that broke like the Amityville case and- Weren't all those cases? It's all bullshit. Yeah, it's all bullshit. So they, by break the case, I mean they debunked it. They did not debunk it.

Oh, they did not debunk it. No, they were like heavily involved in the... Oh, okay, okay, okay. Exploitation of the case. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So during this exorcism, they're gonna to get the kid exercised and the kids flipping out and shit, you know, just like the exorcist. And the kid's sister's boyfriend says to the demon, leave this kid alone coming to me,

right? And so then later on, the kid says he feels fine, but the guy starts acting weird to the point where he eventually kills somebody and says that it was the devil who made him do it, that he was possessed, and they went to trial. I won't spoil you and let you know what happened, but they went to trial on demonic possession, that he was demonically possessed, and that was why that was his defense. Yes. This would have been in the late 70s, early 80s, somewhere around there, I think.

Oh, okay, I was gonna say. Yeah, that would be it. Yeah, it was like 1983, I think. Okay. Wow. I have to, I wish we could bring in our the TSD town sexy lawyer to get his thoughts on these things on the school matters.

He wants to come in, he's out of Boston. Yeah. They grow and find in Boston. Oh, they do. Anytime this guy comes up, it's like a six-sided dice that all said, you want to call your lawyer. What are you doing? Mom's crossed out. It's a thing. No, they just want to see how you're doing. See what you thought about this demonic case for me? You're still pretty. Wee!

Wee! My question was though, who in your life would you take on the demon for? You saw it happen. My daughter's without hesitation. I would be would I would be like it was fun I don't give a fuck no I would take on the devil for my daughters you know for my mom for my wife I would stand up to the devil and spit in his eye like that motherfucker who got trolled by that bitch for fucking 30 years. I'm doff my cap at that mother fucker. Yeah. Why why why why why why why

what is it is G spot what are you gonna do? Is is work sun included in that list? My work suns um well what I plural that. Yeah I know. I'm setting plural that. Yeah, I know. That was a double entendre. I love setting that up. And now, none of the work-sons would get that same level of bravado where I would dare to step up on a fucking demon and then fight him into my soul or invite him into my body. Now, you guys got to do a little bit more than fucking

plan a D&D episode or pack a few boxes So they have to have your DNA Yeah, I know that shitty of it. He said life He said life That's true, yeah I mean I'd go so far as to say as I would take the demon from me and put it into get him if I could. Yeah, I try to transfer it as quickly as possible.

Yeah, but like I thought of like all the boyfriends my sister has had. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't think one of them, not one of them would I, would I, Oh, you're meaning like, okay, you were putting that boyfriends extremely, extremely, uh... that boyfriends extremely extremely what would be more sacrifice and you're putting your you're saying well did my sister have any boy yeah you're just did that be uh... maybe you're asking a lot of the product

i think i'm the only one you're the only guy i mean only guy in her from her past that would but you know i still want to do you know what I still probably wouldn't do. I'm sorry. Even my parents, I'd be like, you guys are pretty old. You're not gonna be possessed for that long. I mean, yeah. But it's about the eternal soul though, isn't it? Aren't they claiming, look, I don't know. Well, my demonologist, I gotta talk to father Lance about this.

Right, at least we have some associates that we can call upon to help us if it happened. We call on Father Lance. And like I said, if we need to go to trial, if we kill somebody while we're possessed, we have a very sexy handsome lawyer that was willing to take our case on for us. Like, I know you're joking around,

while you're not joking around about it Obviously, but I know like you're right. How sexy is yeah, how sexy and handsome he is I'm a joke joking is the word joking is wrong words. I'm like I'm laying it on really thick, but that's because yeah He's to work for us for no for no money And also I think he's really fucking silly. He's really cute too But like his cuteness is an asset in that courtroom, right? Like if you're like, I think if you're a drawer, you get swayed like this handsome lawyer versus,

you know, like some troglodyte who walks in there and like looking all fogly and gross, you know? I think you got to tamper it down. Now you can't like, you can't just walk in there and ride the sexy co-tails though. Like like you can't just walk in there and ride the sexy co-tails though like in the thing you're just gonna skate by and get and get a verdict in your favor just upon your looks You know, I think jury's jurors can pick up on that like this motherfucker thinks he's all that you know, it is yeah Face in a sexy. Everybody sexy tight ass. I feel God. I I don't see tape. I don't see tape. I've done with this. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

hold on. My my vet just my vet just texted me. I want to leave on this note. If that's okay. Sure. This guy, there's a there's a six month old pit bull mix That somebody brought in to get fixed and then never picked up and it's been living in the vets office since noon They're trying to adopt it out. So if anybody's looking for a really good dog a sweet puppy I guess send an email. I mean look at this guy He's just And the owner just abandoned them there and the vets are taking care of them because they're good guys So I don't know what they could they email you if anybody's interested in that In a in what area?

The K mu the K views account I say sure K mu's to edgmail.com. Well, you gotta send me. Well, why can't you just put out the vet's email? I mean, I'm just getting, I don't know what's gonna be an issue. I thought you'd be happy to take that out. No, I am. It's an issue then. I'll make an email.

Yes. I'll make an email up and put it on my Twitter. No, no, no, no. I thought you'd be happy to do it. KMU's to edgmail. But then I need the details of how they can get contact with your vet though. Yeah, I'll just put them in touch.

If you just forward me the emails, I'll do that. You don't have to handle anything. Just forward me the emails. I'm fine making it. I just thought it would be, because everybody emails you anyway. Okay. All right. And the dogs in the stat now in area, right?

Yes. Okay. Yeah. But they're saying he's a great dog. His name's Titan, but I'm sure you'll want to rename that at some point. Anyway, that's all. That's a cool name. Sorry. Yeah, it's just very cool. And I know my vets are good guy and it's trying to take care of this dog. So, you know, I don't just run it out there. That's all. Sorry. Crazy animal dude. Be cute checking in. started out there. That's all. Sorry. Crazy animal dude. Be cute checking in. Yeah, sorry about that. No problem. Thank you, Walt. No problem. All right. Now tell them Steve Dave. Steve Dave.

Steve Dave. All right. Thank you guys.