Tell Em Steve-Dave - #575: The TESD Halloween Spooktacular

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

Walt’s fears and costume no-nos. A special guest joins TESD for their annual Halloween show!

Hey, you have some very important Patreon announcements that I wanted to get out there. These are very important, so please listen carefully. First up, the $20 tier gift in December, January and February will be the absolute edition War of the Undead Hardcover. So that means, anyone already in the 20, 40, 60 or 100-dollar tier, you are set. And whatever your third month is, you will get a copy. But I have some bad news that I did not want to have to announce and I explored many ways to not, but unfortunately,

international, which is the fire $20 tier ants, just the $20 tier international ants. This book is too massive and heavy to send because the postage to some of these countries overseas is $60 or more. So I need to come up with an option for you guys. And I explored, like I said, multiple ways to try to make it work, but this is the only way it can make it work. Since recent $20 tier gifts have gotten bigger and heavier, and we have, you know, if it's out the line,

we haven't raised or haven't charged any international and any shipping, like on the snow globe, it was massive, the bill to send it overseas. So we can't do that again on more of the end debt because it's even heavier than the snow globe. So I came up with these two options. Option one, I will contact any $20 international member individually and tell you the exact shipping to your home and you can paypal the shipping and I promise it will be the exact shipping to your home, and you can paypal the shipping. And I promise it will be the exact shipping cost. We will not charge a dime extra than the exact

shipping cost. And you can choose to pay the shipping fee. You can paypal in the shipping cost and you'll get the book or you can decline to pay the shipping fee, which I totally understand. If you're like, no, I can't swing that. You will still get a gift. I will send you a different later in weight gift. And I get it. It may not be financially feasible for some of you to do that, but I still promise you a cool gift

if you decline to pay the shipping fee on the ward the undead. This also means that I will have to contact all your international aunts individually through the undead. This also means that I will have to contact all you international aunts individually through the Patreon app. That means, you know, answering that message as soon as possible, checking in. I will start probably sending out these emails in December between December 10th and December 15th, as it's going to take some time to tackle this. And sometimes these messages go to your spam or junk folder.

So if you guys can please, please start checking for your messages around December 10th through the 15th. If you don't see one, maybe it's in your junk folder. Now for those international aunts in the 40, 60 or 100, this doesn't apply to you. You don't have to do anything. You're not going to get a message from me. It's business as usual as it is, of course, for all the American members. Now, for those who want a copy and are not in a gift tier, you must join at least a $20

gift tier in December. It can be on December 1st, it can be on December 15th or even the last day of December. If you stay in that tier through February, in February, you will be sent the book. So again, you must jump up in December because if you join in January, you won't be sent the book as a March, a new set of gifts will start to go out. All right, so I really, like I said, it's been five years.

I really did not want to have to make this announcement and hopefully in the next cycle, you know, maybe the gift will be a little bit more just to be a smaller weight and won't be so cost prohibitive to send out to you international ants, but it's I'm hoping to just keep it exclusively just for this particular tier. We'll see. I also wanted to announce the Black Friday weekend schedule at the TSD town general store. We will open at 10 p.m. Thanksgiving night

and stay open till midnight. 10 p.m. till midnight on Thanksgiving. We will then reopen Black Friday morning at 11 a.m. till six and Saturday 11 to six as well. We will also have two new pieces of merch dropping that night at the general store and online at tellamsteve.com. A new shirt design and a new trucker hat. That's it.

Just two new pieces. I have confirmed in store appearances by Brie. I haven't asked you yet, but I got a good feeling. If he can make it, he'll show up at the store as well at some point over the weekend. We got Frank five and Mrs. five. Giddim's gonna be there. Give me the hair guy.

And of course, I'm always working on securing some other top tier TSD town talent to show up at some point on the Black Friday weekend as well. So if you're in the area, stop by, say hello. All right, any questions, of course, you can contact me at kmuse2atgmail.com, kmewes2atgmail.com, and I will be happy to answer them.

All right, happy Halloween. Halloween. I'll be Don't do this don't do that fuck you Like I'm John Wilkes Booth and like I bring a date and she's slutty Lincoln. Hello and welcome to the 2023 Tellum Steve Dave Halloween Spooktacular This is it this is the Halloween Spooktacular All right, I'm just saying Well, there's no video this year so we're probably we're probably gonna hear from some people but there's been a lot going on a lot going on We're gonna have to do without video this year. Yeah, but certainly we'll make up for that and sound effects, right? Oh I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful.

I'm going to be a little bit more careful. Will we? Yes, I would like to edit this one. You're going to do it yourself. I know you guys are going away in October, so the one I would take that off your plate, so you can just not have to worry about it, and just max and relax on the fucking guy.

What a friend, man. Really is a right. The fucking water's flown into his heart, making the 10 times bigger. Yeah, basically, yeah, I'm bloated on water. Every organ is 10 times bigger now, because of all the water I drink. Like a spice.

Nice. Yeah, good. Goes right to your cock, huh? That's the only one. Oh, that's it. That's one that doesn't swell up. It's cat dead. It's like a water balloon.

Not in the end. So Halloween, Halloween. My favorite time of year. Absolutely. My favorite month is probably October, just overall. Agreed. This summer was a bit of a jipped. Did you guys feel that? Like I felt like it started too late and ended so early. It's been raining fuck a 10-day straight

That like the the segue into Halloween's been forced upon me. Mm-hmm. No, I look forward to this. This year I had to talk myself into a little bit a little bit. I had to be like come on Brian Halloween parades coming, you know what you favorite thing. thing. Yeah, get psyched. Gotta get psyched. Gotta gotta gotta think of a costume. We're traveling. We're going to a Halloween themed event. Oh, can't wait. Can't wait. It's gonna be exciting. All sorts of fun. Yeah, I'm not gonna fly down the Hollywood Harinites one night with a tone. Yeah, I'm gonna add down to that. It'll be fun. Yeah, it's gonna be good. So I'm back. I'm in the Halloween spirit just in time for this episode Good to hear. Yeah, good to hear. Do you decorate your house? Do you have Halloween decorations already? I have Jack o'Lantons cut outside and I have I have um

Did you purchase them pre-cut? No, no, I cut it myself really did I got some I went went back to Brian Johnson's old bag of tricks Got some corn stalks. I was about to say I saw some corn I went back to Brian Johnson's old bag of tricks, got some corn stalks. I was about to say, I saw some corn stalks the other day and I was like, I told Mary Beth, I reminisced a little bit about how you ride on my balls about them. So, young man, you gotta learn, you gotta grow. Couldn't appreciate corn stalks, man. I wasn't a homeowner. I didn't know how much, I owe you an apology, I'm willing to give it to you.

I mocked you for your corn stalk and your hay bell nine, 20 years ago. Yeah. It was some time ago. And now as a homeowner, I love going home. Deepo getting that hay bell. I got some vintage Halloween decorations, scissors up in the trees and stuff, I bet.

I'm surprised though that Tru allows you to carve jack-a-laner so because athletes, there is a thing in their and their contracts that they're not allowed to take part in any carving for fear that you know, like, especially like the quarterbacks or, you know, or hockey players with their hands are everything and they can't take a chance of a major injury

but what, you know, like of a slippage. Yeah, I don't think so. Pumping grind. It's fucking about me over. Pump grime. It's about me over at TV. Pumping grime. Is what I think. You didn't have your, but you're. It's only because people at TV keep telling me

they don't give a fuck about me. That's mostly what we do. Yeah, that's mostly what, yeah, they don't care. I did go to the hospital. I don't even recall this about, is it five years ago? I sliced my thumb wide open, and I had to go to the hospital.

Carving a jackaland? Carving a jackaland, and I had to go to the hospital. Carving a jackalant? Carving a jackalant and I had to go to the hospital. I drove myself to the hospital. I've never heard this story. Yeah, I went, I was carving a jackalant. How many years have we done the Halloween special? I had to mention this, you just had to forget. There's no way to mention this.

I think this is the first time we're hearing this. How did you save this for over 10 years? And people are complaining. Here's my video. Please. Yeah, I feel. Here's my video. Please. Yeah, I feel we did talk about this, but as I recall it, because now it's got to be, I'm just pre-pandemic probably three, it's six years ago, maybe. I was definitely on the TV show.

Okay. Because when I went to the hospital, I told them, you know, my insurance and stuff like that, I told them I was a, works for the F FDNY and then what and the doctor made a crack about that Because I don't want to go in there and be like I'm on TV Right I was just a sociable like what do you do for living and I was like I retired I go retired firefighter And she was like I think you do something a little more practical like that Oh You got you that's that's a cool. Oh, she got you. Yeah, like that. You got it.

That's a clever. Yeah, yeah. At least, you know, that's a clever, nice way of saying. My thumb hurts. You're massive. That's a bleeding here. But I can't believe your agent hasn't gone in and like, you know, put a clause in there like, you know, like saying that you're loud to carve pumpkins.

Or like, in short, as fingers for like a million bucks figure. Or only in October, then you gotta negotiate, which route will be like, okay, only in October. Well, I almost had a year, no pumpkin go. I saw it in September. Well, now I learn to do two rounds. What I do, Walt, is I do the initial late September round of Jackalandans, and then they start to rot.

I throw them in my yard, where they grow future pumpkin plants that never survive and then early October, mid-October, I'll go get more pumpkins and do a second round of jackalandans. So how did the how the fun turn out or the finger turn out? Oh, well, it was fine. I needed like four stitches, but I sliced it deep. There's only a thing where you're like, if I look at a bone? I can't believe you'll go back after that experience. It's not me. It's my favorite holiday. I know, but like I can't believe you just don't want to go down

to like, you know, Wawa and just get some guys to carve your, your, your chocolate lanterns. Should this one be serious? Scary, said you are. What if you want happy chocolate? I told you vampire, too. That happened to me. I had to get plastic surgery, though, on my finger.

Yeah. When I was in high school, there was a bar on the main street of highlands. And I was walking by it, and I was pretending. I was like, I don't know what it was. So I was falling around with some friends. We just left the basketball court. And I said, I'm going to punch this window out. I'm so mad and it was, it was falling around with some friends. We just left the basketball court and I said, I'm gonna punch this window out. I'm so mad and I, but I was just fucking around.

And I went to punch it and I didn't pull my hand fast enough and I did punch it and I punched the right out of the window. And it sliced this finger right here and I had to go to a plastic surgeon. See, you're an artist. You would think that you need your hand. That you're the one I should have a protected hand. Yeah, but it was scary because, you know, they said that can't close to like not having any feeling in this.

Session? And that's my, that's my finger that you, a lot of work, it's done with that finger. So, just get one, start a nice fever pussy finger. I knew you asked, I almost broke my pussy finger. Oh, yeah. And that also, I also, another, a carving incident, not a pumpkin, but a Robocop model. I was going to enter vinyl models for like two seconds, and I thought I was going to be

the king of the model makers in Highlands, and I- Probably were. First model, I started. He was a Peter Weller Robocop model. And the first thing he had to do was soak the helmet and carve away with an exacto knife all the excess plastic. Fucking one second in, slice my finger.

Those little nubs. Mine need more plastic surgery. Ha ha ha. And that ended my model career. Oh really, you were a fucking after that? I felt it, never finished it. Where's that today? I'm going to clean a landfill.

Oh, you threw it out of your mom's house. I'm going to be son of the addict. Yeah, I was old, I was in my 20s though. You see, I've ever got hurt in my boy. It's like, no. Just you just threw it out. I'm just going to stick the Lego. I'm trying to find a picture of my house.

I took one of the other things. You stick the Lego's, bro. No hand slice in there. Where are you going for Halloween? Are you guys dressing up? I don't, I wouldn't rule it out. I hope to see the look. I got the ghosts on front.

This is only halfway done. Oh wow. Yeah. That Frankenstein one I found in a state sale. There's like a wood Frankenstein carve out. I found them in the state sale. Yeah Looks like it looks cool though. Yeah Definitely like a psychedelic vibe. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, and tall too. Yeah, it's like seven feet high

Yeah, it's like some other fucker paint that it was on under black light. It looks like it would pop The paint on that looks very fast. I was I got So I bought this for a bit listen I bought these wooden decorations from the States L and Stan Island and they're like Dracula Frankenstein all the switch it and I and they were all handmade ply would cut out hand-painted stuff. They don't look like You know, they look like somebody painted in the garage and I like extremely detailed, but I got the, what did that, that clear shit, that clear coat stuff? Oh, I just did it on some other things. Yeah, I lacquered them up and stuff like that, they were to prove them for the future. Now, I just bring them out over here. Nice. Yeah, I love it, dude. I get to be excited. More than Christmas.

Oh, more than Christmas. Yeah. And, you know, the real downer of it is like, you know, nobody sees it, but me. That is not all that matters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I wish though I could like, because if I wasn't, the one you just announced your address right now, then I'll listen or some dry buying it and admire it. Yeah, guys, hold on.

I just had to, no, it's not that. I mean, like, like, like even the name would get Halloween I shut the gates remember remember they were stealing my lawn right music Oh, so now I shut the gate so it's like I have the spooky music playing I got the ghost I got the I got pull up the draw Britches but I'm sure that I enjoy it myself. I would release the the alligators at least the alligators. So it's a load. Yeah. But I would love to be the Halloween house.

If I had stayed on the fire department, I would be the neighbor at Halloween house that people like to go to. You got to get to a maze to get to the front door, should like that. I love to see that, but I don't have any desire to turn my house into that. It just looks like a lot of work.

And then you got to break it all down and you gotta store it. And everybody's stopping by your house. I give you a live on sort of a well-traveled road. Yeah. I thought about doing it too, but my front yard is too rolling, so I like, and too accessible to that road. So anything I put out there,

I'm like somebody's gonna steal it. Like I saw the Spirit of Halloween has this leather face. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, full-size Texas chain saw a lot saw face with the pretty mask on. Yeah. It's 400 bucks though. Someone will steal that. Yeah, somebody's going to steal that for sure.

Someone will steal that shit. Not in your neighborhood. You don't think so? No. Well, that's a pretty well traveled road out from a house like people drive and buy. Private security, you're driving around. Yeah. I got rid of the golf carts of the security had to go

with them. Why would you just make a part of Gidams new work detail that during the month of October he has to stay at your house. And that's all he does is guard leather face and everything else is fine, whatever. It'll take care of itself. Why does this dress Gidavlick leather face, and I'm stealing in love with it. That's true, let somebody try to steal them. Now, we're kind of vamping here because we have a special Halloween guest honing in and I have to ask, when you tell your office coach is having over 140 IQ

and he tells you that since your guest is going to be calling in from a different time zone, you would you would pretty much almost guarantee that he would tell you the right time to show up, right? You're saying to coordinate with the guest who's in a different time zone. 140 plus IQ, all right, we'll just say 144. He would know what time that person is calling in to get us here exactly around the time he should be calling in, not fucking two hours earlier. I would say not two hours earlier, yeah. And let me also add that he chose not to have a mic

during this, so he's not gonna wanna protect himself or defend himself. There really is no defense. He fucked up, I guess, right? Well, the thing that shocked me about this was, he knew there was a time difference, get him. Yes. But for some reason, he thought Chicago

was an hour ahead of us, like it's located in the middle of the fucking Atlantic, oh shit, it's like that, like, that was the only part. Because anybody can make the times on this thing. And I blame myself to, partially, this is my fault too. Because when he told me the time that we would have to be here if this person is calling in at 1 p.m. I said to myself,

well, that doesn't make sense though, because when the devils play in Chicago, they start at 8.30 rather than 7.30. But I was like, he's fucking 148. Oh, one of the questions. I go, why would I even question that? Like, he's got to be right. Yeah.

And you find that, you know? That's the spell the Flanagan's fell under there. Yeah. You're wide free with anybody, yeah. So the guess that was supposed to call in 24 minutes ago is calling in an hour and 36 minutes from now I don't know if we have that much vamp in us TSD town time

That's the way time runs in TSD town. It's flexible. Yeah It is it is I'm standing anybody can mess up the time zone. Just to fuck it up in the opposite direction is the port that I don't understand. There is no time zone east of New York. That's not, you know, England. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then it happened to ever listening at home.

Like we had the realization that this guest wasn't calling it for two hours Because cuz get him fucked up, but like none of us went after get him and I was like wow I was like everybody was like kind of shrugged it off. I was like all right Well, we'll just record the episode and I was like wow I was like Everybody's being kind of cool to get him like he fucked up. I was like, but nobody's I didn't really I should have known You would just wait What's the point in haranguing him privately If you abuse a tree in the woods and nobody's around

Really abuse that tree Is it abuse or just kind of like, you know, it's the facts. It's not, and calling it out, I think, in a humorous way, you know, it forms brow-beating or like stopping their feet or not yet. Oh, not yet.

I mean, if this person winds up not calling in, oh, that'll come. Yeah. Rather quick. This fucks up the interview in any way, shape or format. You said Tuesday. Oh, is he responded to your request to call in a little early Tuesday in Chicago? I think it's October in Chicago. Yeah. We're two ladies.

I'll call you guys messed up. September. It's September in New Jersey. It's October in Chicago. So that's why he's not calling. You see how we kept trying to change the topic too? Hey, well, video games. Anything he could do. I'm not sure about the time. I didn't notice that.

He was scrambling to talk about something different. Talk about iPhone cases. Anything he could. Not to address it. It's a Halloween, Brian. What do you got? It's he could. Not to address him. It's a Halloween, Brian. What do you got? It's a Halloween. So this is a hot off the presses.

Thanks to Getham. I will give Getham credit. He sent this to me. Wildlife experts advise against using fake spider webs as Halloween decor. Ooh, and that's a staple. Kee, I saw some fake spider webs in your display. No, no, I thought that wasn't. No, that's ghostly gauze.

Ghostly gauze? Mm. Yeah. I have some bushes and stuff covered with ghost gauze. Not spiderweb. Although I have used it in the past. Yeah. I think a lot of people do.

Well, that's why we shouldn't be doing that any longer. You want to know because fake spider webs can entangle hummingbirds, owls, boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. Butterflies, bees, and small critters. I got all of them in my backyard. I saw hummingbird the other day. Yeah? I was shocked, yeah.

I thought they were tropical, that's how much I know. Oh no, man, all those creatures though, I mean, they got to do what real spider webs, and you're telling me that the fake ones are more Pretty strong aren't they? Fakewons Hummingbird will not in the Amazon Well, I mean if he gets all tangled up though says these like beaks that can fucking shred steel I thought The animals are dying of injury, starvation, or predation, predation, unless they are rescued

and rehabilitated, synthetic spider webs are often made with plastic-based materials that aren't biodegradable. Yeah, they're not good for the environment, I guess. And I could pose a threat to wildlife if winds blow the fake ebbing into other areas, and they don't break as easily as real spider webs. They trap creatures by entangling their wings and limbs. Oh man, what a bummer. Yeah. Can a fireworks, can a fake cobwebs? Well, I don't

know what you do about the cobwebs, but I was telling Walt some time ago over Fourth of July that I saw that they do drone shows now instead of fireworks to like Those are impressive too. They look really cool. Yeah, and Having never been a fan of fireworks myself and sage not being a fan like I'm okay with drone shows That means you can go to a fair and it doesn't like and it's not scaring every fucking animal in the entire county Yeah, that's the part right Confusing birds or whatever the fuck they do Yeah, let's drone so you know you feel like you're living in the future you see a drone show

Yeah, I don't mind. I mean I like I like fireworks on TV But actually being in a fireworks. It's just it's too crowded. There's too many people. There's too many people going Oh, nah too many hoople heads a lot of hoople heads. Yeah, I'm excited about like lights in the sky Don't you think it's weird though? That it took to 2023 for people to figure it out. You would think that would have been something that would have came up immediately. Oh, I think that you just took 2023 for people to give it shit. I think people knew when they were like, oh fuck them.

Yeah. We also have the yearly seasonal 15 offensive Halloween costumes that shouldn't exist. Oh, here we go. Right, now normally I go to Good House keeping as I did this year. And I have to say this, Marcy Robin and Liz Schumer are really resting

on their laurels on this. Just reprinting on this list. Updated June 6, 2023, so they put a new date on it, but it's the same exact shit. It's the same stuff that like, I don't know who needs to be, look, if you need to be told not to wear this stuff,

you're already a couple of steps behind. Or they're gonna be like, hey, you can't be a Holocaust victim and somebody's gonna be like, fuck you, yes, I am. Right. So it's like, I don't know why these lists, like who are they there to inform? They're there.

Should my child go out dressed as Anne Frank, I don't know. And maybe Anne Frank with black face, perhaps. Like, everybody knows. They don't need to be told by good housekeeping. Like, who is the demographic for good housekeeping? Like, aren't they, like, post-menopausal women? I don't know. I mean, I think people of all ages, like, good housekeeping.

I think. You don't think there's some portion of the population who need to be told or need to be, like, brought to their attention, like, hey, you know, they're, I mean, they're, come on. I think those are the people that are gonna do it anyway. I think those are the people that are gonna do it anyway. Oh, I'm not, no, I'm not. But I think you'll always be shocked. Sad and, yeah.

But who, I'm sure Native American. This is the thing though. It's like, I don't know who these, like, to me, if I'm in Manhattan and like, there's a bunch of, like, girls walking around dressed like Native Americans and they're looking really good like I'm not gonna weigh on my finger I'd be like how? How? Maybe how? Yeah, like I'm not gonna clutch any pearls or anything.

So to a rain down is a shake in his rain sticks to you. I'm better on my own at it. I'm gonna be like here we go. Yeah, I think we decided that some time ago that you get a pass if you're a hot chick for the Native American dressers. I hope so. I hope the world changes that. I mean, look, in a perfect world,

it's an actual Native American girl. I think that's wonderful. You know, you know, dressing up, dressing up a little sexy as your ancestors. No, I know that. I would have mind like, if I was dating some girls, she came out with like a Italian gondolier, like with a hat, a half shirt, straight shirt or something like

that, with a ball jar pasta. Like that, sis, I see meatable. Let's say you're going to a little chef boy RD, I want to get offended. A Halloween gala, you're invited to a big premiere Halloween gala where you're gonna have to take pictures as you walk into it and your partner is in a dress as an Indian. Yeah, I'd probably have to. You would have to be like, you're gonna have to get a different dress.

I mean, I'm looking. I gotta be honest with you. I don't give a fuck. I like it. I think you look great. This heat's not gonna be work. The anti-b is slutty nurse or slutty telling gondolaeers. You're heroes.

Can you be sexy nurse and not to diminish the air? Can you just be a 19th century prostitute? No. No. No. No. Black and a tooth or something like that. So, so, got it.

Ready your face. Yeah, like, like, what about like, like, one of the, like, you know, like a cartoon character? Maybe I'll just be like, super girl or back girl. Nobody's gonna get upset at that. Yeah. Sexy Super Girl is, to me, the most classic possible, uh, sexy Super Girl outfit is Super Girl with a little skirt. And then you get the, ooh,, that back girl movie was shelved.

You can't be back girl. Because they had to shelve that back girl movie. So, yeah, so it may not be, maybe mini mouse. Mini mouse might be okay. That might be okay. Yeah, yeah. I think that'll be all right. Look sexy mini mouse.

Sexy mini mouse. I mean, come on. Nobody, nobody out there wants these girls to not dress. Wouldn't it still be fun? It's there one day a year where it's like I thought all bets were off as far as anything else is concerned Well, you're supposed to be tricking the spirits and to not who you to be who you are right? That's where it came from you dress up so the spirits out looking for you can't find you So if you're a slut to begin with, you should be dressing up like a Mormon. I would say like a sexy Mormon,

but yeah, sexy Mormon, okay. It is Halloween. Why does everything have to be sexy though? Why can't it be frumpy? You don't got a question, Jim. It's frumpy nurse. It doesn't have to be sexy. Or a frumpy super girl.

I'm sure, I mean, there are some, they just don't know it. They think they're sexy super girl. I'm like, yeah, like, why can some they just don't know it they they think they're sexy super girl But like yeah, like why can't you just like label it as what like on the package you go to spear Halloween? Yeah, it's grumpy Well, what is a consistent like a baggy Like it's neat. It's below the knee length red skirt. Yeah, and it's like a little baggy She's like a potato sack type that it's very loose fitting

Yeah, it's not like spandexy at all. The colors are muted. It's like they're washed out. And big bold letters, no cape. No kits! Don't you want the cape to cover it? It covers as much of the lumps as the frumps and the... I think the frugality wins out over.

They're like, yeah, we, we're not including a cape, it's too expensive and too big. It draws too much attention to you, it's like you have a cape on. I think there's a room for that on Halloween as well. People are gonna snatch it off you and think you're a bowl like that. Frumpy super girl.

Yeah, the older I get, the more evolved I get as a person, the one thing that will never leave me is my love of sexy Halloween costumes. I saw a comment from a listener who said that, out of the three of us, my God, who's breathing like that. Well, he's not a Michael Easton. Okay, that, but I can hear it though.

Even without the Michael. I think you're running a marathon. But you, at the three of us, are the only one who has evolved since the beginning. You have grown as a person while me and Brian have... You've stagnated. Or regressed. How so?

I don't know. It was just that there was no like backup, but I kind of looked at it and I was like, you know, that's probably accurate. I wouldn't say that we've regressed. No, no, no, or stay. Maybe cue evolved the most. Nah, stay in the same with Tron with that.

As you grow older, you would hope that you gain more and more wisdom each and every day. Well, I mean, I don't know, Brian's got married. I don't know that. What do you mean? Married. Paul to house. Yeah. Take care of a kid. How much more fucking advanced do you need me to be? Think about when I started the goddamn show. Yeah. He was a fucking drug addict. Drug addict. Full. Yeah. Yeah. Like I haven't fucking gotten better at all. Yeah. I don't. I always this person. Bring him to me. I did a nameless

Faceless a freight to freight to expose themselves with these opinions But back to your list get back to your list. Back to the Halloween. Okay now We still got three hours to open the 70s and 80s. I don't yeah aside from like if you're an unhoused, perished person, would they would call these days a bum we used to call them and they were whole bum. You know, you would like tramp. Yeah, tramp. You would take some burnt quirk and chalk out,

put it on your face a little bit, so it looks like you're dirty. That's the closest, I remember, anybody ever coming to something resembling black face. Any at all ever growing up. But for some reason, they still think in 2023, they have to tell you, black face is at all ever growing up, but for some reason they still think of 2023 They have to tell you black faces never okay never ever not under any circumstances and then they go on to say because inevitably Brian This Halloween you will see someone

Trotting around in black face, right, so what can be like I didn't know so what good did what good house So what good, what good, that's good house. I was gonna be like, I was gonna be like, I was gonna be like, I can't believe it. Oh, I can't believe it. I didn't know that I shouldn't do this. There's gonna be somebody that every year, there's some idiot who gets caught.

Right. Well, there weren't. I mean, I defend the indefensible logic and choice. They're still going by things that we saw in 2013. Okay, so a full 10 years ago, they're like avoid caricatures like this and then they name a couple different people.

But like the last person I remember getting busted for being in black faces, Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada. He's literally the last guy I remember being called out for like, hey, what's with the black face? All right, hold on, hold on. Let's bring the temperature down here a bit and run the ad. Jimmy the Hair Guy here to talk to you today about Manscaped.

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Yeah, but like that's like trans people don't own that. Like, don't own that. That's how it makes you trans as the close you wear. It's how you feel inside. So it's like, Well, they do specify here, if you're out fit makes fun of a marginalized group of people. So Kaka's simply dressing up as a woman

isn't really making fun of a transgender. But like, they're, their specific example here is Tranny Granny. And it's an old woman, uses a transphobic slur right in the name. But I mean, I don't, I think it's just the name. If it just said like, Granny? Granny? Yeah.

If it just said Granny, yeah, you would definitely not know. I mean, looking at the picture, it's just like a dude holding a broom. I think it's good to be sensitive and like, but I don't think that that is, I think that's a big ass to be like, no guy dresses a girl following. It's not gonna happen anyway. I just don't think, you know,

you need a little bit more nuance than that. Number four, the COVID-19 pandemic. Not funny, guys. Oh, God. I think that, I think it's a lame costume to begin with, but I think people would be okay with you going out as a COVID-19 German virus or whatever. I mean, I saw that.

It was the, it was the sport, right? It was like the bowl and with the red felt little things, like, and I saw some people dress like that over the court. Yeah. Yeah, that guy. Ah, I mean, I understand why you would put that on the list, but what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? I don't feel, look, we all went through it together,

and I don't feel I have the right to tell people how they should process it. If part of your processing is dressing up like a COVID virus for Halloween, it's not like he's like, it's the AIDS virus. And he's bouncing around the Westfield dress in an AIDS virus. I might be like, well, dude, that's a little bit like, come on, man. But it's like you're going as a cancer tumor or you're going as a COVID thing. I don't get the costume, but at least it's a shared experience. Yeah. Resist the urge to dress up as a medical hazard suit, anything resembling a virus or a victim of the virus itself.

Generic doctrine, nurse costumes are fine. People love, why? They just love to tell you what the fuck it is. They love to tell you. I know. I know, and this is how I live my life. So you should live yours exactly the same way by my example.

It's un-fucking-believeable. It's like, fuck you. How about I just dress like a virus that I want? Yeah, I'm gonna dress like a transgender virus that's also fat. What the frumpy virus? Frumpy virus. You got it.

Body shaming and objectifying costumes. When it comes to disrespecting women, this costume gets it wrong on several levels and it's a guy sitting on an inflatable fat stripper with all his friends. That was a sumo wrestler you wouldn't be like I'm disrespecting sumo wrestlers. I don't know. Think about this way if you wouldn't say it to a friend's face don't wear it as a Halloween costume. Well that's certainly not a good metric in this room. Cultural stereotypes, of course.

If your child intends to pay homage to beloved Disney character, say, Molana or Pocahontas, take care to dress with sensitivity. So in other words, don't dress up like Pocahontas or Molana if you're not either Native American or what was Molana. Well, they said take care. So they're saying it's not off the table

but just make sure you do it tastefully. Skip some braro and poncho combo. Native American headdresses, kimonos and grass skirts with a coconut top. Fuck you. If you're telling me that my girl can't dress up and a grass skirt in a coconut top, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself. I don't understand the kimono one. Kamonos are wonderful, they're comfortable. They're Japanese, I guess. They're not for you, whity. I haven't come on. I like it. You're done. We just got fucking canceled. Thank God this wasn't life. I know. You're gonna have to be skillful while editing this one. I wouldn't walk into this line mind if I fucking guess was here. Yeah, that's true.

Now my career's over. Any word? Nothing. No, really. Okay. So, don't go dressed up as a terrorist with a American missile going through your head. I don't see why not. Dressing up as a sound bin Laden, Dylan Roof, or even a generic memoravises, are all

an extremely poor taste. Don't make light of tragedies. And while we're at it, let's cross off the list people like Hitler, Putin, or anything that involves the Confederate flag. Yeah, try telling the whole. Putin. That's new to the list. I think that's new. So it was updated. Can't you go over to the chef?

They added Putin's name. Gorbachev. You could do Gorbachev. I mean, you're gonna be hard pressurized by it. You have to tell everybody who you are. I mean, that little red make-up-ranging, but you have to tell everybody who you are. I mean, that little red, just stand there, little red. Yeah, a little red makeup on your forehead. It could be enough, I don't think. Yeah.

Mmm. Alright. You understand that you want to pay homage to one of your dearly departed faves. Go wild with your best Ziggy star dust, your purple rain outfit, or even Amy Winehouse Buffon. But don't add zombie makeup. It's always too soon to wear anything reminiscent of someone's corpse. Oh my god. Shut.

So you can't go as a mummy? No, I guess not. No, no, they're saying to a celebrity. Don't, don't zombify a dead celebrity. You can go as a dead celebrity. You don't consider King Tut a celebrity? I mean, this thing, it's never. Are you, I, I, you're pretty tall.

Never ever. The only thing that I associate with celebrity is that song by Steve Martin. Yeah, hot tub. Yeah, because otherwise nobody really know, no hot tub. Yeah, when that the King Tud thing, like he was, he had a hot tub in the Steve Martin. Wasn't he dancing the King Tud? Oh, the King Tuck. I thought you were talking about the real King Tuck. No, it's not the Steve Martin King Tuck. Yeah, because no one knows what the King Tuck would even look like. Right, but...

You probably look like Steve Martin. Just can't talk to him. There, there. Eating disorders, skeleton dressed with a measuring belt tape, measuring tape belt to cinch the waist. This is the same shit. It's the same shit. An animal cruelty, which I'm just like,

the dentist who slaughtered Cecil the lion, yeah, we hardly remember it. We all tried to forget it, but you're gonna want to bring it up every year. Don't dress up like him, who the fuck would, aside from an asshole. Also off the table, costumes that involve animal shelters and euthanasia. Hunting get ups with graphic accessories, or anything you wouldn't want your children to come across while out there collecting candy.

I, I, I, again, I've yet to see any costumes involving. And I mean, you go to the, to big parades. Yeah. Have you ever seen anybody that's like, hey, I want to involve animal shelters in euthanasia and my costume. I have not. No, that's missing him.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, mentally ill people. Oh, are we all though? Not now that's that's missing him. Yeah Mentally ill people Oh, are we all though everybody? Single mental no had a collector no Well, that's a fictional character Michael Myers fictional. You're good. You're good on a fiction on a Sam. No Don't marginalize a man He's out right David Chapman. No

Chapman no Chapman What about John Wolf's booth He's got a bigger it's it's it's been enough time like us like I'm John Wolf's booth and like I bring a date She's slubby Lincoln. Yes. Yeah, we can do that You make jokes and appropriate jokes and I'm blowing a top of your head off tonight, baby. Yeah. But not with this gun if you get my address.

John Wilkes Booth bitch. Yeah. Ha. Ha. I like it. I dig it. So, but I mean, it also don't, what do we do, don't zombify them. You can go as that, but if you zombify them, then you're fine.

Sexy Lincoln and John, and John Williams Booth. Yeah. All right. I gotta make some calls. Sexual harassment. Frank, the flesher. Now, if you remember, I went to one of your early parties. Back when you were at the-

You were a flesher. I was a flesher, yeah. Right. They're saying These could trigger people who've dealt with harassment themselves, so don't risk it. That was the 90s It was different time it's a different time. Yeah An unhoused person and here you go. Here's the The young bum we were talking about earlier

Let's say you went to like San Francisco right now. Where's right now, where's a big homeless population out there, right? Oh, yeah. And they were all, you're not gonna find one that's dressed like that. That looks like... With the cigar and shit. In the little over the fucking shit. It looks like an elf from a different, like from Nardi Arn shit. Top pat with the top.

He does, yeah, he looks like a character out of Ellison Wonderland. But, you know what, if he squatted and dropped a doo-sto on the street though, if he dressed like that, I'd be like, oh, I'm going. He's cute. Biggie. That's when he's carrying in his bindle. He's an okay guy. He cleaned it up and put it in his bindle. Oh, he's looking at what he's done okay guy. Cleaned it up and put it in his bin. Oh, he's still gonna wear something bad.

Oh, he's a dollar. National tragedies, you don't want to make fun of. Okay. Two people. Remember those two people who dressed up with the twin towers after 9-11? Crins. Still bringing that up.

They still bring up from over 10 years. I mean, maybe even 20 years ago now, yeah. The same principle applies to Boston Marathon bombings, any and all mesh shootings, the storming of the Capitol building, and the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. One more time for the people in the back, because you're so stupid, everybody,

making light of tragedy isn't funny. I thought from tragedy comes humor, though, isn't it? That's the light of the... Well, that's because your job is to find humor in things. Their job is to wag fingers and go with this list. Come down on me. Black Lives Matter movement or any other social justice movement. Don't do it.

Do not do it. I want to say any other one, but I definitely want to touch Black Lives Matter with a tent for poll. No. I mean, this one for some reason, it's a witch costume with a, and it says Black Lives Matter with a fist on the back. I don't know how that's offensive. That seems to be supporting the movement.

Yeah, that seems very important. Maybe the pipette is the problem. That's a witch hat. Oh, okay. Oh, no, it was cut off so it did look like a pipette. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's just like a socially conscious witch. That's 15.

But if you go to Buzzfeed, this literally says, please, I am literally on my knees begging you, do not wear any of these Halloween costumes this year. Okay, I'm not gonna read all 23 because some of them repeat, obviously. I think we got the time, if you wanna do all 23, you still haven't heard from our guest. Yeah, so is he calling in in 10 minutes

or he's calling in an hour in 10 minutes? I think it's three hours. Okay. I think it's an in in 10 minutes or he's calling in an hour in 10 minutes? I think it's three hours. Okay. I think it's an hour in 10. So this is actually the 2024 Halloween special. Oh, thanks. Get him. Please don't go as the queen. I know that you're into England.

London and the Royal's. This is five. He's going to be devastated. She said that that's what she was going. She was going to go as the queen. Zombie queen or just the queen. Don't go as a queen. No matter how you feel about her, it's too soon.

And Frank was going to be Prince Andrew or Prince Harry or Prince one of those princes. Oh, yeah, the one that dressed as the Nazi. No, no, no, one that likes tampons. Oh, that's the down. Yeah, Charles, especially don't go as a dead or zombie version of the Queen Q. Okay, I gotta be honest, if I saw that walking down the street, I would not care in the slightest. No, don't go as the COVID vaccine, COVID-19 vaccine either.

Vaccine even. It's a vaccine. That's kind of clever because you can make a lot of jokes. Yeah. Let me give you a shot, baby. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Let me inject you with some good stuff.

Yeah. I'll do like a booster, baby. This is stuff that make you right. Yeah. I should know you legally have to take this if you want to work in this. Who are you following down the street saying this, to what I'm wondering?

Continuing the COVID-19 thing, don't go as an anti-vaxxer. Don't joke about things that have caused death. And it's a lady in a fucking bathrobe that just has signs tack to her. Like, pin to her. That says, I think the science is still out on this. I heard vaccines cause autism. Is that offensive to you, get them? No, he doesn't care.

It's all a government conspiracy, don't believe it. I think as one person who did that, who's just like the most massive troll who thinks they're funny. Right. And somehow it got on social media and then, you know, they think there's legion of people doing this. And especially don't go as an anti-vacuum with a dead child. I can't believe I just had to type that.

I don't think you did have to type it to tie the truth. Yeah, who's doing that? Oh wait, there's a picture of a lady going to a costume party tonight as Karen and her non-vaccinated child. Alright, well let me see this. It's kind of funny, it's a skeleton. It's just a plastic skeleton. See, and now I'm surprised because that's like saying like, hey, you better get the vaccine or you're, you know, it's almost like a form of waving, waving the finger. Yeah, you better get the vaccine. Or you're, you know, it's almost like a form of waving

right in the finger. That's on the narrative. Prove narrative. Yeah, I think. Oh, it's on the approved one. Yeah. Oh, okay. No, no, no, no, no, it's not approved.

Love the general get vaccinated statement. Hate the venue for it. As a rule, it's not great. It's not best to make jokes about dead children. What a fucking party this lady must be. Don't do this, don't do they. Well, I mean it hurts and finger wagging. In her defense, I mean she's right, it's rare that even though a skilled comedian has gonna have a hard time making good jokes about dead children.

Just look at the text chain with me and Troy and you'll see that it's totally not true. Don't go, is anything related to monkey pox? Wow. I'm about monkey pox. So did everyone else? Except for this lady. This lady thinks for some reason the monkey pox is a big deal You're not even allowed to go according to this woman Plague doctor. Oh You can't do that fuck that. That's so cool looking man. It looks awesome. Oh That beak mask and I think it's or any kind of plague that's all they say or any kind of plague, that's all they say, or any kind of plague doctor. Just don't do it.

It's like, what the fuck? What's the reason? They have to fill a certain amount of words in this column every year, and this is the shit. They're digging back to the black plague to fingerwagged at you. It's this here.

Yeah, I mean, come on. There's no reach too far back that they won't try to grab. This goes for years, but I have to mention it because somehow it's still happening. Don't go as a race. Like don't go as a racist character of a Mexican person. It shows a guy gone to some bravo

and the whole rap and a gun in his hand and a bottle of tequila. Now, let's say I'm like, this year I'm going out is Alex for Halloween. He's a Mexican guy. Oh, I have a kid from Shriners. I was just like, oh no, young Alex. Yeah.

I got my blankie. Yeah, he's a global blanket. But I've met Alex a bunch. He doesn't wear some braero and like, and that blanket. He doesn't win UC, but at home, I bet you're like, when he's getting comfortable and shit He's just hanging out Pops on the sombrero. I don't think missell that one. Okay, don't wear the headdress

We talked about that don't go in blackface. We talked about that stay away from being a playboy bunny Especially if you're going out as a group I've got a group costume. Holly bridge and a king face man., that just, why? Who's to tell these girls how to dress? This lady. That's how rages. Oh, that women have to come out about playboy this year. I guess, did playboy take some hits or something? Oh, I guess some things came out about how to dress.

Yeah, wait, was there sex going on at that playboy mansion? That's, you know, don't tell women how they can dress on Halloween. I don't like it one bit. No. Another woman telling women how they can dress because it came out about Playboy. Well, I guess I think one of the ladies was complaining. One of the Holly woman, I think she was saying

that some shit was going on with you, Huffner. She was forced to be his girlfriend. I have no doubt. Something like that. Yeah, but we're gonna throw out the fucking baby with the bathwater. Now this is, yeah, I know. It's heaven.

For you, or you think he's got a spade? I mean, if I had to vote, they just based on my interactions with the guy. You met him? No. Oh, okay. But he supplied me with a lot of good things. I'm like, I'm feeling, I don't know. I don't know all that other stuff he supplied me with a lot of good things. I'm like, I don't know.

I don't know all that other stuff. I'm not sure in the details, but if there is good... Can you get into heaven if you start that magazine? It's a big fucking obstacle for them to overlook. Why? Objectified women. I don't know where I look at that. Some women got fucking paid.

Art, too. I mean, it's supposed to be considered art. Yeah. I know, but I mean it wasn't penthouse or hustler It was playboy. Well without playboy. Do you get penthouse and hustler? Yeah, probably not or maybe somewhere down the road. Yeah, I think someone considering that ancient room You could dig a pot with like dicks and putses and tits on it that somebody would have came along We should make a magazine about this. Yeah, it'll never work.

We could make one called frumpy. And we just, all models must be frumpy. Oh, that'd be great a frumpy. But it's gotta be a celebratory thing. It can't be made. Sure, fun of them. Or it's just, or, call it crumpy. And it's just sexual, erotic photos of crumpy.

Oh my God. The elf. Are we gonna be able to get this calendar made away? And finally we get, we try to recoup some of our massive investment. Yeah. And Crumpy, try to win it back with dated calendars. Nobody's buying the calendar, you got to have it. Four figures in the hole.

Yeah. Yeah. People have not been supportive of Cropy. It's been disappointing. Don't go as anything related to the Will Smith Oscar slap. Come on. Especially if you're a white person. Yeah that was your Christmas card Giddle. And I do not, I repeat do not go as Johnny Depp and Amber heard. Again, why? But can I go as Captain Jack Sparrow? Definitely. Yeah, right? Can I go as the any number of characters that she played like Wasn't she she was in a superhero man. She was a man. Okay, Mara. Yeah, I don't know how that

New Aquaman is gonna do all the controversy Or is you know just hanging all over it. Can you go support an Aquaman movie? Just hanging all over it. Can you go support an Aquaman movie? I mean, I probably weren't... You know? Yeah, why not? I mean, you're doing it. I'm not a fan of it. She's not even in the trailer, but one shot. You wouldn't have reshot, just recast the role and done all reshoots. Uh...

I don't think she's in it that way. I mean, I think they're in a dam that they do, that they don't situation. I think yeah Any more money they fucking pump into this dog is a fucking waste of time. Let's just release this guy Flashed great. We'll be able to great. Let's get on command out there guys Close the door on this Slam the door it's fucking universe Any more because I have my top five fears if you guys want to guess it for Halloween really well Let me run through this real fast. Don't go to to anything relate don't go as anything related to rovers is weighed or a portion

And that as I mean it does have a picture of a guy a guy with a butcher's apron and a lady pretty fucking hardcore that's pretty hardcore right there. Yeah, I don't know It's gruesome. It's like it's Halloween for Christ's sakes This is why I always dress as a ghost buster wall. Nobody's gonna fucking... SAFE! Ever come down on me for that. Don't wear a handmade, tell-costume that hits a little too close to home right now. I don't even know what that means.

Oh, how? I think it's a TV show. Yeah, it doesn't say. Stay away from politicians like Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell, even if you're making fun of them. I mean, this lady's just like looking around the room and see being like, what else should we have to ask about? I mean for fuck's sake. Why don't we just outlaw Halloween?

Yeah, be done with it. It's too risky. We have used it. We have used it. We have used it. We have used it. We have used it. We have used it.

We have used it. Scary. Well, here's that Putin costume we were all wondering about. Is this a suit? No, it's a piggyback Putin costume. You can't pretend that you're riding Putin piggyback because I guess there was a picture of him on the horse. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, Jesus.

It's like, at least explain why. Don't be a cop. Stay away from being a part of the SWAT team. Don't be a cop. Don't go anything with the word slave in the name. This concludes off brand I dream of Jeannie costumes. Off brand, so you can only support the on brand ones. I guess so.

I wonder who. Universal TV. Wonder who subsidized this article. They don't want girls running around dressed like I dream of Jeannie. I guess not. That's one thing that's, yeah, like implies the slave. Yeah. And get them, I'm sure weannie. I guess not. That's why anything that's like, it implies the slave. Yeah.

And get him, I'm sure, will agree with this one. Don't go out. Don't go as any kind of sexualized children's costume, like a sexy minion. Yeah. And he was, he was, get him was mad about Jesse and, uh, who else was it?

Jesse and Woody, yeah, being sexy at the, at the con. Why? Because it kind of like sends the wrong message to kids. It sexualizes. If they see it around Halloween, if they see, you know, a chick as a sexy minion, what a thong on. Yeah. A small children will then equate that

with their favorite thing, thus, you know, putting them, making them have to think and deal with things that they shouldn't have to deal with at such an early age. You gotta grow up sometime. Yeah. Fuck yeah, look at that girl dress like that sexy minion. Yeah. Look at her.

She looks great. And this is her springer's final thought. What costumes, what costumes are you like me, fearful to see your problematic uncle Frank or your boyfriends annoying friend dress up as this year? Let us know in the comments. No girls mentioned, even though there's plenty of female costumes in here, the final one being the sexy school girl outfit. They don't want the sexy school girl? They don't want it. They're done with it. I mean come on guys. Uh, so, well, you're saying that you have your top five fears? Yeah, can you guys guess the things I was or am most here? You personally? Yeah.

Oh, well, change. It's changed. Yeah. Oddly enough. Different offices. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I didn't have that down, but you know, I am. I have to rethink the list. I thought that would be number one. Oh, it wasn't. Yeah, no. All right.

Hmm. Wow, what do you think? Okay, what was the question, sorry, I was just thinking. What about top five fears that maybe I'm not so much now, but still when I think about it, you know, think back then it was a major fear and some that are still relevant. Oh, I mean, I would say flying right out of the gate. Flying. Slash. think back then it was a major fear and some that are still relevant. I mean, I would say flying right out of the gate. Flying slash driving.

Driving. Oh, really? You've gotten afraid of driving. Well, I was terrified of going to the long-time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've heard that I was kind of on the forefront of being scared to drive because now with your house at least. With young kids. There's a lot of young kids who when they get

to the age of when they're pretty start driving, they refuse to do it because they're terrified of it. It's too much anxiety. So I was kinda like out there. You're a pioneer. Yeah, for raising the flag. A pioneer of fear. That's too scary. Behind the wheel? That's where you want me to get. I know. Pioneer of fear. That's too scary.

Behind the wheel. That's where you want me to get. I've never heard that. I mean, most people I know just can't wait to get their drive his license. Yeah. There is a large segment of the population. Like a lot of people I talk to, you know, I'm finding out more and more that, you know, they know young.

I think that's more of a recent thing. Well, because everybody, everybody, just I come into contact with so many more people and you realize you're cute and a lot of them And a lot of them tell me that like hey, I know this my niece or this or my nephew or This thatness and that like they're terrified to drive to so you know, you're not alone. You're not some like freak. You're not some like You know like scared little pussy that should be fucking. They say this to you. Yeah. It should be made an example of it.

In order to defend their kids on fearfulness, they're like, don't worry, Walt. You are right all along. I've conquered it though. You know, now I'm not scared at all now to get behind the wheel. It's the other people you scare when you're behind the wheel. Forget him. Coming in at number four, bugs. Bugs, really?

I was gonna say spiders, but I didn't know if that fell underneath. I know, you know, technically, you know, or see. There's somebody there, if I'm in 140, he's like, you're writing his longest bleeding, like, for you to tell you a spider is not technically a bug, but in my house, that's a fucking bug. That's a bug. If it's squashable, it's a bug. Yeah.

Yeah, I've always had a fear of bugs, especially if they're on me. Yeah, I would say, like, if you're going to be that pedantic about it, why don't you be pedantic, pedantic, about fucking time zones and get that. When I'm vamping for two fucking hours. Instead of worried about whether a spider is a fucking bug. What else you scared of, Walt? I'm driving though.

Driving though, you're the only person really. But in today's society, especially having a younger wife and knowing of her anxieties and fears and like my niece who's like roughly the same age, it's like, this generation is like fucking afraid of everything. They don't want to answer a door, they don't want to answer a phone. It's like, it's a whole thing to do anything with these things.

Yeah, oh yeah. But why? Was it social anxiety? Social anxiety, yeah, because they're raised on the internet. They're not raised like, oh yeah, but why like was it social anxiety? Yeah, the cuz they're they're raised on the internet They're not raised like you know come and face to face with people all the time like Walt here Wow, I never thought of that before you're not learning Those social skills yeah, and that's causing people to get anxious about yeah, because then when they do have to go out Like Mary Beth finally got on medication a couple years ago

She was like if I had this in, I would have done so much better. Like socially, you know. Really? Yeah. I would have ended up with you. Yeah. She's like, I would have done much, much, much better. Much.

Much. I don't know if I needed that 70 months. Yeah. Okay. All right. I get it. Brian, look at me. Much. Read my lips.

Much. Number coming in. Number three. Male intimacy. Oh, yeah. Good for you. All right. Good for you.

Aren't we all? He's not lying, folks. I gave him a hug once. I heard about it. Yeah. The last time he made that mistake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so excited. Give him a hug once I heard about it. The last time he made that mistake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it probably all goes back to the, you know, the father-son relationship.

And I would say it probably bleeds over until, you know, if I'm being honest, all forms of intimacy. There was definitely some level of uh... stunted or you know there wasn't an effect by that I think. Oh that has to be man yeah. You weren't raised in a typical loving environment with... No my mom I was. Well that's how I mean typical like mother father that's that thing. Yeah, get it man, that's a rough one. That's a Halloween fucking episode.

Just got real. Yeah, just got some. Look at you evolving. Right, it's got something to prove now. Yeah. What this guy thinks of the same as 13 years ago. Coming in at number two, talking to strangers. Okay. Yeah, like having to meet new people and then talking to strangers. Okay.

Yeah, like having to meet new people and then have a conversation. Yeah. I wish to avoid that really as much as possible. Always have, still have a conquered at driving. Okay, this is like, this is social anxiety. So this is like, everything that Mary Beth tells me about. She doesn't like doing it either.

Yeah. She's the same exact thing. Yeah, it's like, this is social anxiety that people have. And you weren't very social when you were young. No. Like it was like... Yeah, the drug. He had to drag me out of my shell. I wonder what that's an injury. Again, ahead of the curve? I know. Like I said, yeah, really. Like I am the like the poster boy for all the generations fears and anxiety. I think that maybe we're living in a time where other people legitimately represent a danger.

Don't you think? You can't really... Can't trust anyone. Well, I mean, you can't walk down, you see time and time again. You can't walk down the streets of Manhattan without fearing that your head might get fucking stoved in. For some reason. Yeah, yeah. I think that people today are afraid to

express their true opinions about things. Oh, that's a fact. Yeah, I think that a lot of people are like cout into some sort of quietness and like that's because other people represent a danger to them. This, I don't even know who they are. Remember how we used to be good because God was watching? Would this be a replacement now? Like all the people watching? No. Twitter is God now. Yeah, Twitter is God now. They're watching. That's a great analogy though. I just came up with that on the spot and I'm not serious God Twitter. I mean I probably should have said that four years ago And I doubted on the first person to say it but like yeah Always watching always judging right and now it's just humans are always watching always judging and they don't want to wait till the afterlife

They want to punish you now Yeah, that is scary so no one of my people is so fucking scared all the time Oh, there's no good way to get you now. Yeah, that is scary. So no wonder why people are so fucking scared all the time. Your God is around you all the time and he's constantly judging you. Yup, and if it's not Twitter, it's cameras, or it's somebody with a phone, or it's any number of things where you're like,

I gotta check myself at all times. Otherwise, this might end up online and then my life is ruined. Geez, man, that is... Is it what, Q with a headdress on? He's done for. I think we should wrap it all up. Just live in our basements.

Go back to Frumpi everything. Get him beat us to it. He's sure we'll not get his face. It doesn't live in his basement. He lives in off-basement. If you're afraid of bugs, that's not where you want to go. Silverfish, all of your body. He lives in his basement. He lives in off-base. If you're afraid of bugs, that's not where you wanna go. Silverfish all of your body.

My heart is going to risk him dear. I'm scared. Number one fear? Yeah. Dying. Yeah, I knew it was gonna be that. Yeah. Yeah.

Why? You believe in God, you have faith. Dying should be the least scary thing to you. You don't know what it feels like. You don't, the unknown of what happens. I do, I do have faith, but is my faith born out of because I just don't want to think that the of the other option, which is nothing.

Well, then it's born out of fear, right? Because you're afraid that like holy shit. Everything I've been told isn't real, and I'm just gonna cease to exist. You can't even begin to imagine it. So trying to imagine being like, hey, you know what it was like before it was born who the fuck knows But that fear of the great unknown of like what happens? It's fucking it's it's I mean every human has to contend with this How do you deal with it all trying to wrap our heads are as the man who has evolved the most on the podcast? How do you yes, Marty pants. Let's see what you got. How do you do?

Oh, how do you like do you give it much thought or do you just put it out of sight out of mind? I've do three I have three three ways of dealing at one. I'm I put it out. It just don't think about it. Two if I do think about it, I try and look at it from a point of view of like, well, figure it out when I get there. Either I'm gonna die and there'll be something there that, and I'm still a version of myself, I'll figure it out.

I don't know what that could be. That could be anything, as long as something goes on, unless the other thing, I think about time a lot, ever since I read that fucking book, and it's just like, if time, if you're if let's say time travel was possible That means that we're always in play. I don't know. It's weird like we're like a video tape Where it's just like because if you can go back to to fucking like marty 1955, right?

That means that 1955 is always there for you to go back to. So I try and hope that there's... this is my made. I think that there's no way we really understand what's going on in universe. I don't think we'll ever understand. I think that there are things going on fucking ten levels above us that we just can't even fucking see. Like a bug can't see three day, we can't see seven day, and like we just have... there's no way to know. Like the concept of us dying and not being around Is as ridiculous as the concept of us being around like because we just don't know what's going We don't know where the rules are we don't know the game we're playing

We don't know where we fit the cosmos so to me. I'm just like I don't know enough information to be scared about it It's the way I try and look at it if that makes sense. It does. It does. Something's going on that I don't know. And if you had to weigh in, what do you like? You just, you can't even guess about, you know, do you, do you, do you, are you one of those guys who are like, you know, nothing happens. It's it. You're over, finit, over, you know, it's not. I used to be that guy. But now I think that the universe is so weird and there's so much shit going on that we don't know about That it's fucking almost impossible that you just die in the than you're gone Something else happens. Thank you. Just made Walt's day

That gives me and all of mankind or at least the thousand and all of mankind or at least the thousand- This is fucking thousand- A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker.

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Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. A thousand people listening to that from the fucking Prattle Joker. I was wrong. There is there probably is more to it than just I think what I you know how they old They say like the more you know the more you realize it you don't know anything. Yeah, I really leaned into that fucking I didn't know that like if you told me when I was a kid that this was the world we'd be living in today I'd be like no fucking way. I just like nothing seems to make sense to me anymore

I just don't understand like to make sense to me anymore. I just don't understand. Like, do you ever think about an affinity? Do you ever take any time to just think about it? And it starts to like, really hurt your head. And you're like, then nothing matters. Like if you look at the concept of infinity where you're like, like, it's so big, nothing fucking matters.

You're like, I've never been seen the peep Egypt's in fucking like all right Let's say we get to a point where we get hot from planet to planet to planet, right? Humanity gets a point so what the fuck does the pyramids matter anymore? Who gives a fuck like everywhere you go is boring if you can go everywhere? I don't know. I just think like the concept of infinity erases Almost meaning in anything. I don't know. And, Brian, you have always subscribed to like,

there's nothing. Yep, and I've been like, like Bobby says in sopranos, he's like, I just think it's like, suddenly it just goes dark and it's over. Now, and everything he fucking didn't like meant nothing. But it is weird that like a lot of people, you're not alone, but why? I can't understand why people choose

to want to believe that because I don't want to. I would love to believe. I would love to believe that like, oh, there's this, why do you think I, like I'm such an awful person? Like I don't believe in the afterlife. So I don't think there's gonna be a God there to be like, hey, you know what?

You did this, this, and this. So you're gonna probably have to burn and hell forever now. Like nothing I've done in my life is that bad, I don't think. So, if there's a heaven, I'll probably go in anyway, even though I'm not like, survival and you know, going to church and all that other shit. Like, I'll see you there. Oh, why? Yeah, I think the big takeaway of this episode is Brian Johnson just announces that he's going to heaven. God damn right. this episode is Brian Johnson just announces that he's going to heaven. God damn right.

That was for bad guys, like real bad guys. You're gonna put them on the level like a pot. No, no. But the cut's good. Hey, I'm here with Hitler instead of my friends Walton Q because they were so good in life. There's a certain level of arrogance that, like I'm going to heaven so it doesn't matter. Like if there is a heaven, I'll be there. Yeah. for sure.

That's the beauty of being agnostic. Oh, I never said you didn't exist. What'd you get up there? It's like the concept of a guy just being like, if you don't follow these rules that I'm not really too clear on, you're going to burn for all, if you don't live like 50 to 70 years, like following these rules for all eternity,

I'm gonna burn you in a fire. By the way, I love you. It's just that. It doesn't add up. It's a mixed message is going on. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, man. Nothing, huh? Still no word.

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I am pleased to welcome the goat of horrors. Yes. The one and only. Sven Goole. Here you go, Irvin. At this point, it's kind of an old joke, I think, but that's pretty interesting. Thank you. This is a man who, because I tore a lot, this is cute, sir, whenever I'm in a town, and I flick on the TV, and I see that Decarian. This is Q. Sarah, whenever I'm in a town and I flick on the TV and I see that DeCarian, Sven Gouley, my nights made. I'm like done. I'm sitting there and I'm trying.

Every night is made. Every night is made. It's my favorite thing to find on a Mont-Tours is that I'm lucky enough to get us Sven Gouley feed. Well, thank you. That's so nice to hear. And it's great now that we are pretty much all over the country. You can go pretty much almost anywhere and you'll be able to see us on Saturday night. I think it's great. Yeah, it's phenomenal. How did that happen?

What was that deal? It's just a syndication deal type thing? Well, actually, it's one of the networks from our company. I used to run just locally here in Chicago on WCIU and on a couple of the other stations owned by our company in Milwaukee and South Bend. But then once the NETD network was established, our boss Neil Sabin said, me a sabon said hey i'll probably put you on this and i was like sure okay and that was uh... twelve years ago and in that time the network is really grown and uh...

i'm very platter that it the show's been a big success all over the country well it's well deserved because it it is uh... it is you have something special i think you know that i think anybody's listening who who, who's aware of you knows that as well. It's really great. Well, thanks, you know, like I said, I think we've talked about this before. Everybody it seems around the country had a horror movie host in their market.

And the feeling used to always be, that person was the best and nobody else could touch him. But we've been very fortunate that even in the cities that had other hosts, people have taken to us and, you know, when that's considered a second-rate or outside. And you're not just not conquering television. I see you're conquering other mediums. I see, you know, the comic book just came out. It was awesome. Oh, thanks. Which cover did you get? Which covered it? I got to the standard cover. Oh, okay. Don't buy Chris Jones. Yes. Yeah. It was that it was a lot of the DC comics characters. I saw you

with. Oh, no, he's actually this. That was previously. Yeah. A couple years ago, he had a DC appearance with all the DC characters, all the superheroes, but he's with Frank Miller's company in Dan Didio. Oh wow, okay, oh that's some big talent then. Great. Yeah, the book is really nice. We've got some great artists that we use a variety of artists, including Chris Jones and Art Beldazard, Jill Thompson. And they really did a great job, I on this. It's a lot of fun. I was happy

that I got to pretty much write it along with you know some help from our staff guys Jim Roach and Chris Faulkner. And I think it turned out real well. I'm real happy with it and what I understand the distributor actually sold out of it and even parts of its overrun and There's a lot of comic comic comic stores have also sold out of it. So Great. I think it's the success. Yeah, everything's coming up spend Gully. I mean everything you touch Basically turns into a massive success. I mean, what is your secret? Another guy with a disjacking town used to say, you're a success if you just stay around long enough. Maybe that's it.

Because I did start like 1979, here locally in Chicago. Maybe I just stayed around and people were used to me or something like that. Yeah, that kind of makes sense to me. I, you know, we pretty much for some practical jokers down anybody's throat for 13 years now. So you got some games, Waltz. Yes. You got a couple questions, scenarios. Scenarios for you, Spenguille. I thought it would be fun if I present a couple scenarios to you and me, Brian, Q, offer you our thoughts on what

this scenario you would like to choose and then you weigh in who gave the best scenario answer. You pick whose choices you found were most favorable to you. So the our first scenario was Dr. Frankenstein is going to come out of retirement to create the bride of Sven Goole. Desiree, is it alive? Is it alive? Yeah. But he can only use three ladies, fictional or real, to compromise the bride. Brie Q and I will present their three choices to make up the perfect bride as Svengouli. And you will choose who came up with the best bride to be. Okay. All right, so I'll go first.

And Walt has separated into head, torso, and lower half. Yo boy. Okay. I think I know you, Svengouli. I think I know your wheelhouse. I think I know your, the goldenely. I think I know your wheelhouse. I think I know the golden age of Hollywood is probably your favorite age. That's what I'm gonna guess.

Yeah, probably so. That sounds like that. You know, that makes a lot of sense. So for the head, going Angie Dickinson. Hubba, hubba. Okay. Huh? Oh, I hear that chuckle.

Yeah. Senguely, be happier that it wasn't Tom Brady. Let's fucking go! Or any of the Kurt Chicago Bears. For my torso or your torso, I'm pretty sure you're gonna remember her, but not a lot of people are going to maybe recognize this name, but you got to google it if you've never heard of her. Morgana the kissing bandit. Do you remember her from the 70s? Sure, yeah, she would run out of baseball fields.

Oh, and the bandit. It looks like Morgana has made her way on to the field. And yeah, yeah. Here's her. One of the players. Uh, yes, she was impressive. Yeah, let's just leave it at that I remember are they had like they would show those clips of a running across the field and stuff. Yes, of course Great, but he could do that today because you know security is so tight I mean again if you look like Morgana, maybe they would you know give you a pass again, if you look like Morgana, maybe they would give you a pen. Oh,

Oh, it just seems like these days somebody gets out on the field and you know, six guys to echo them. Then again, they might do that anyway. They arrest you as well. Now that's I think that's a thing that really stopped. They used to just throw you out the back of the park. Now they arrest you.

Yep. All right. So you got this picture so far. Angie Dickinson head. Great head. That's a great head. Pepper from police woman Staring at you 24-7 Spend Gully then you got more ganna the kissing bandit

If you get tired of looking you know upstairs But if then you go to the lower half Kuchikuchi Charo, baby. Charo. Kuchikuchi, Kuchikuchi. Charo. Wow.

Pretty much would bring you a close to perpetual emotion, I think. But. And I think that's the perfection of the Svangouli bride. How's it going? How's it going? But let me see what my, uh, companions say here. That's a good Frankenstein pride, man.

Yeah. Nobody could argue with that. I mean, I think I got it all sewn up. Let's hear, let's hear. Okay, this is Brian Spingouli. I'm gonna start from the bottom up, though. Okay, uh, I'm gonna go lower half. Is Selma Hike from Dusk till Dawn? Ooh. Selma Hike dusk till dawn Selma

Good yeah, that's pretty good. I got one words venguille bootylicious Go to YouTube and watch her snake dancing. You'll see what I mean anybody who doesn't know what I'm talking about I got two words kuchi kuchi Nobody recognized Yeah, that's everything. The torso as well put it. Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor and T2. She joins Ripley from Alien 3 and Michelle Rodriguez in any number of movies as the buffest action Gels out there.

As we get older, it's tough for us guys to continue to do all the lifting. So with equal rights, with equal rights being at the forefront in 2023, we can finally say, hey, give me a hand with this goddamn thing. So that's it. I mean, Linda Hamilton all buffed up. Now the head, this could be controversial. But if I'm going to get cucked out, I want it to be by Sven Goole. So the head is my wife.

Oh, shit. My wife. Now, you don't know what she looks like, Sven Goole. She's blonde. She's blue. Why she's pretty. She's kind of basic However, she loves watching old horror movies and joking around about them and unless I'm mistaken She drives the entire body and while I don't want this to evolve into taught Todry locker room talk after three years She still makes with the whoopie like it's month one All right So that's my

doctor Frank and Simon. I think you might have hurt yourself with that last choice though because it comes with strings attached. Well, you know, you're talking about another man's wife, even if he's offering it to you on a silver flat. Yeah, it's still, yeah, I mean, it's going to be. The wall wants to hear favorites. so do not listen to a word wall So he's just got a child. He's gonna try to I need this thing. Oh, he does I've been down all summer It's been the worst summer of my life. He's having a bedtime

But don't let that weigh in St. Billy. We all go to peaks and I'll be perfectly unbiased here. Okay, great. Thank you. Okay, so Selma Hayek Linda Hamilton Mary Beth. Excellent choices all around. All right, this is Q, how you doing, sir? I'm good, nice to talk to you again. Very good to talk to you. Okay, here we go.

This is the bride that I would have Dr. Frank inside build for you, my friend. And I was a little torn on one part, and I'll talk you through it, but I'm gonna stick by my choice anyway. Okay, the face, the head, the head, the head above. I mean, we gotta go Audrey Hepburn. I mean, this is the breakfast at Tiffany's.

Oh, the most beautiful face to grace the screen, like, class, beauty, it's Audrey Hepburn. How are you going lately? Yeah. She's a good girl. She's a good girl, Sengoo. You want the bad girl? Angieinson the rat pack well I'm glad you brought that up that brings me to the body I guarantee my wife is worse oh boy was there

my way so Anguli don't try to be her old blue eyes wise. Wait a minute. Okay, let's figure it out. Imagine that you're starting at Audrey Hepburn and your gaze is going lower and lower. And what do you hit the bridge section of but Jane Mansfield herself?

He's going older than I am. I didn't expect this curve call. Come on, man. And I wrote these down. So you know I'm not making them up as I go yet. It's a good thing that you used Jane Manfield as the head. We're a bit available. Would it be Marie, a haircare, whatever it needed? Oh, oh, oh.

But I mean, you remember that picture, that famous picture of Jane Manfield in that dress. Oh, sure. Spell it out of that dress. I'll feed a in that dress. Oh, sure. Bill Adam that dress. Oh, Peter Lorraine. Yes. Okay. Remember that quite well.

Sven Gouli, Morgana can't even get the dress on. No, we're talking about a torso, so sexy, so distracting. That's even Sophia Lorraine. Can't control the self around it. That's what we're talking about. Oh, that's true. On your bottom half, Sophia Loren. No, bottom half.

Now look, bottom half, my initial instinct was like a Kardashian type. Yeah, I thought that too, but I thought Sven Gouli would want to be keep it classy. Well, I'm going to give you a shot to not only keep it classy, Sven Gouli, but also a little much needed diversity in this. We're gonna go with the greatest legs ever to walk around Tina Turner. This will keep on turning, honey. Proud, gonna keep on turning.

Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, on the river. Now, you have to have burned, Mansfield, Tina Turner's legs. Who's turning that down? He's playing the Woke card. Who's turning that down? He's playing the woke card Right up playing the whole card now he can't say no No putting that aside like I mean come on this is she's you know, these are the most famous like going on the river man

No one has ever done a rendition like think about that going from going from the turn of legs up to Jane Mansfield and it ends on Audrey Hepburn. Wait a second wait a minute. Charo she was Hispanic right? I believe so yeah. Yeah alright so I got to add you you know mine choices are woke too Swingly. You had to have. You have Charo was his panic. I thought it's all right. I don't think she meant that. She's gonna have to figure out. But...

Yeah, we're just... Hey, you were the savior of pizza. I don't know why I'm speaking in past tense. She's still with us, Carol. I don't Spanish born. All right. All right, Sun and Gully. I don't think there's a man alive. Which bride do you want Dr.

Frank is dying to build for you? One with Angie Dickinson's head Morgan the kissing bandits ample torso with charos gyrating never stopping hips or any of the two other or the other six choices that there's probably already forgot there's not a man that has ever been born or will be born that wouldn't take the opportunity to nestle it to chain man's

fields blizzard just it's impossible the thoughts and pots charles pretty busty too though yeah but it's only using a bottle here's in the bottom half oh that's true yeah I mean there's I'll only use it in the bottom half though. Oh, that's true. Yeah, I mean, there's, I mean, come on, I got the bust all fucking so, I'm sorry, it's all so, not, I got the bust. If you're not, if Spangouli's a chess man,

I got this. It's not better than James Mansfield. No, it's quite me. She's got quantity and quality. Oh, froupiness. My wife's, Spangouli, my wife. It's a good advertising praise that goes with it. Quantity and quality.

There you go, yes sir. All right, so who do you want, Dr. Frankenstein to work on? Mine, Brian's, or Cue's? You know, I don't want to disappoint anybody, but I think I'm going to have to go with two Yeah I like that reaction oh god You have no idea how much trouble my wife is in now

Well then you know that's just it. I mean I don't want a disrespect or wife either She does what I tell her to do like, I want her with Spangouli. She's with Spangouli. Man. I got to tell you, Spangouli, I've seen a different side of that relationship. That's not what I've seen. I might be talking big. I might be talking a little big.

Well, I think Q had a really nice, what can I say nice construction there. And that was pretty good. Although again, it's almost like I could choose different parts from different, each one of them and come up with a pretty interesting, pretty. Yeah, why not? You're freaking swangoules. Just do it on how you want. Why on this fucking planet? There's no losers here. There's no losers here.

Yes, everybody's a winner. Congratulations. Everybody's a winner. All right. All right. I mean, I picked three. You did. Undeniable. You can't say no to the one. I thought and you know, I had it in the bag, but we got one more spangling. One more scenario. Okay. You want to hear it? Sure, definitely. Brian Q and I are throwing a Halloween dinner party and can invite five fictional or

real guests. Okay. Brian Q and Walt will present their guest list which all three of course already has Spangui in at the number one guest. Okay. So you're definitely on all of our list, you're the top person to invite. Well, that's very nice for you. But we will give you a list of our other four guests and you will decide who's Halloween party you're going to go to. Okay, who's going first? Bri. I'm gonna go first. Okay, who's going first? Bri. I'm gonna go first.

Okay, so I have you at the number one spot, so I have four more, okay. PJ souls. Oh, okay. Nobody was more adorable than PJ souls from the year 1976 to 1979, where she played normal Watson and Carrie, Riff Randall and Rock and Roll High School.

But for the party. Is this the girl who played care? I thought that was Sissy Spaniard. No, it's Sissy Spaniard. No, I'm talking PJ Sol. Susan Stripes. She was in Stripes, yeah. I'm not appealing to you.

I'm appealing to you. I think she's gonna be free that night when you give her the invite. Don't worry. Don't worry. No, it's a horror. Of course they have. He immediately,

Sven Gully was like, Oh, Sven Gully, you saying he doesn't know PJ Sol, she's a horror. Of course they have, immediately, Fenguli was like, oh, Fenguli, you saying he doesn't know PJ Sol, she's a staple of horror. Oh, who she is? Of course you do. But for the party, I'm gonna go with the dopey, but sexy Linda Vanderklauch in 1978 Halloween,

which I hate to say, Fenguli Walt has never seen. Can you believe that shit? Oh, are you kidding? It's really grotesque. Yeah, I just... It's a slasher movie. You really should watch it.

It's a good movie. It's one of his favorite. One of Sengouli's favorites. Yep. Yeah, there's PJ Solz. I'm too busy. I got... I'd rather watch Fiend, without a face.

Your favorite movie, right Sengouli? That's the one. That's the one. You always dreamed about getting on the show which you finally did. I haven't forgotten that because, you know, I worship you. This is... I was at the next one. You always dreamed about getting on the show, what you finally did. And I haven't forgotten that, because, you know, I worship you.

This is. In the previous answer thing, we couldn't use being without a face, because we needed a face. Yeah. Yeah, what wants to be the number one son pretty badly? It's so hard already. I mean, there's no chance of you winning, right?

It's, you can maybe tie. Maybe tie. You can maybe tie. Let me get there. Come on. I mean, there's no chance of you winning, right? You can maybe tie. You can maybe tie. My second guest would be Vampira. My second guest would be Vampira. And I don't mind exactly how to pronounce her name, Mila Nirmy. Nirmy, yeah.

Nirmy, yeah. She relocated to LA in 1940 with the hopes of becoming an actress. After several minor film roles, she found success with her Vampira character, Television's first horror host, which she played on the vampire show from 1954 to 1955. Most of the shit I have here, you can just read on, um, she would, you can read on Wikipedia, but, uh, I say no one would be more interesting to talk about the golden age of Hollywood than vampire.

She was there. She was a co-check girl. She was installing linoleum, she was on TV, she was doing all kinds of stuff. She got kicked out of a play. Somebody had told me she was involved with James Dean too. Yeah, they said that she was friends with James Dean and after he died, she came out, she was talking about him and stuff.

And then somebody was like, she wasn't friends with James Dean and she had to actually produce photographs and stuff to show that she was, that she was actually buddies. May West kicked her out of a play because May West thought she was being upstaged. Woo! Oh, right, yeah. Yeah, I remember hearing about that. Uh, okay, my third, Janet Lee,

who's career-spanned over five decades. She was discovered in 18 by actress Norma Sheer, who helped her secure a contract with Metro Goldwyn Mayor. Psycho is one of Spvenguly's favorite movies who better to invite than the leading lady to talk. Psycho, the fog, John Carpenter, Hitch, and the shower scene. And then my final invitation, Linda Blair. These are all people. It's all girls.

Yeah, I'm not gonna have a monster sausage party. Like you guys, I know that's what's coming. So yes, Svenguly, I took the liberty of doing what everybody should do at parties and invite women. Okay, if you've got Linda Blair, just make sure you don't serve pea soup. That's all. There you go. Establish as a scream queen by the age of 12. Do I really have to explain why one of the greatest hard movies of all time is at Sven's party? That's mentioned when she was in the Hellknife. She was in hell nice. Yes, I do boogie

Born innocent roller boogie hell nice savage streets chained heat and she's also easy on the eyes The only drawback is she's an animal of activist so you might have you might catch some shit if everything is in vegan Yes, she'll be complaining because of my mistreatment of chickens. Oh, yeah no doubt So yeah, so I have PJ souls, vampire, Janet Lee, Linda Blair and Sven Goole. Now he's going to watch it hang around. And to be in early nights, if you got it at one, Sven Goole. Oh yeah, that sounds real boring. Better hope. Better hope they got a TV so you could turn on a football game, catch the balance. Oh, you are. Yeah, it's got to tear everybody down. It does the football game, catch the bass. Oh, you are. You just gotta tear everybody down.

It does. You have handled it. Yeah, but you're not making, nobody wants to go to the party, the guy that's ripping everybody apart. There's no monsters at your party. Yeah. Yeah.

You're too thirsty. Dial it back a little bit. You want to go? You want me to go? OK, I'll go. You want me to go? I'll go. I'll go. Obviously, I came up with these scenarios too

So don't discount that I I made them put you on the list Yeah, so yeah, we followed instructions Benguli. That's that's what we did coming in at number two after you spent Gully Herman monster. Oh The ultimate party version of the Frankenstein monster. That's what you want crashing around your party knocking everything over. He's not spending all his house. Oh, no, where is it? It's my house. Oh, your house. Okay. This is my party. I guess that your party. Yeah, that makes sense. You know, I rented out a nice hall for us. I'm not having in my house. That'll be nice of you. You hit more of a budget, obviously.

You know if someone's getting that lampshade on their head, it's herman. If he can fit it, you know, that's kind of a large head. Coming in at number two, the Phantom of the Opera. I knew it. I knew it was going to be sausage, Fenguli. That's why I looked out for you. You know, oh, but here's why though. Things maybe start to slow down.

You get thrown them on the piano. Everybody's singing O Caroline. Everybody's in you. Oh Caroline. The guy who's never been to a bar ever. He's rocking and rolling because the fan of his is is is is tickling those ivory, Svangouli. Yeah, the party got so boring that they're like, let's let a monster play the piano. A deformed stalker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really? It's a Halloween party. He's already got a mask. So he's got that. Yeah. Coming in at number three, you know, usually, you know, parties, people want to get a little,

you don't want to get a little deep. It's not, you know, they want to have a deep, deep conversation, especially if there's some, some of that weird funky cabbage that a lot of these newfangled parties like to introduce. Talking about marijuana. That's what he refers to when I was a funky cabbage. Thanks for explaining that to me. But I'm gonna bring in ET, the extraterrestrial. So you guys can talk about space, time, you know, space travel, other

worlds, really get deep. You're doing yourself a huge service. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I just want to serve it, beverage. Now when you sell them on fucking conversation You'd be doing So I speak and spell things Spelling out the Reese's piece. Yeah, that's all they have at the party is Reese's pieces

And call them both the Reese's pieces. Maybe our acid I don't know if you're into that but I know we put acid. Yeah, I don't know. It's a party. Anything goes, it's fun goolees there. Not drawing. If you want it, it's. And my last guest, and you know, I kind of think I made a faux pas here. I kind of went, I put all my eggs in the Morgana, the kissing band at Baskin.

It's not Morgana again. I thought I would invite her again. I really thought, what'm going on with you. I just thought Spagouli would really get a kick out of Morgana. I thought, I don't know. I guess I was wrong, no, but I'm going to play the game fair. I'm going to go with my original choice, Morgana. I was, I could say Audrey Hepburn. I'm going to stick to my original four guests, and I'm going to go Morgan ganna the kiss and band it again What was was decades on when you wrote this list? No, okay Okay, okay, thank you. So you heard those four. All right. You remember what Linda Blair looks like, right?

Okay, all right, I Whoo All right, I don't think I'm gonna win this one, but you don't know, you don't know. Because, all right, obviously, it's Feng Goole's the number one guest at my party. We're setting him up. It's gonna have a throw.

Guest of honor. Guest of honor. I thought sitting at his right side should be thinking much like you did, Brian. I thought El Vira. Nice. I thought let's get, you know, someone that could talk shop with Vengouli.

Do you really want to talk shop after working in and grueling over those 80 hour work weeks Vengouli has? I'll talk about whatever she wants if she wears that dress. And now you can zone out and just enjoy the view. So I thought she would be a good one. I thought we're gonna need we're gonna need we're gonna need someone to go look What do you what did you what's your drink of choice? Fangouli. Oh, I don't know a Moscow Mule, maybe all right Well, if we run out of Moscow Mules, we're gonna have to send someone to the store We're gonna need an Igor to run around and fetch stuff from every part of the needs of runner

Everyone sees Igor. We need you to get to the store get some Moscow Mules for the man. That's what he needs So get him in. You're inviting. No, Igor, Igor from what? From the classic Frankenstein. Yeah. From Santa Frank. Yeah, he's, uh, he's just saying, yeah, he has no idea where Igor appeared in

Spengouli. He's a poser. I know what's in Igor in the first one. Okay. So which one was it then? Santa Frank. Yeah. Because Spengouli told you. There you go.

You learned something today. Oh my gosh. So there you go. All right, so we got a viral. We got that. Then I thought look, you know, I know you're a hard guy I think we need a party animal there. I was originally thinking one of the centabytes with the DJ with the music So I'm a music on but I was like, we need a party guy. So I thought I would get Bruce Campbell and as Ash from Evil Dead, guys got a chainsaw hand, loves to drink, loves to party, fun guy. You know what I mean? He'll play a little pin-tailed with Donkey.

It's Bruce Campbell. Got a little Bruce Campbell. It's pretty good. It's a pretty good one. Yoda. Oh, God. God. I think from Star Wars, we got, why is he got, Yoda speaks English.

Yeah, that's true. He's 900 years old, he's a little green alien. Yeah, but you got to carry him around the whole part and everything. I wish I could lift himself up. You can hear him now, you know, you think, vodka, we are out of. There you go.

Or have out, I can hear you spend really going, me so bored. Is that Jar Jar? Or? or have out, I can hear you spingily going me so bored. It's not jar jar. Or, I wish we at Walt Flanagan's Halloween party. Yeah, the sausage fest. Let's go over to Bryce. Where more gotta be at? I got one more, I got one final guest.

And considering it's a Halloween party with all these scary characters, we're gonna need someone to know. You know, of course, Abba and Costello. I think we get Costello in there. I'm a bad boy. He's a funny guy, and if anything goes wrong, we're gonna know, cause he'll a little bit at least talk on.

Baaah! Baaah! I will know there's a ghost about so we'll all be safe. So that's my party. You got Castello. You got Yoda. You get a Vira. You got Bruce Campbell.

Igor. Yeah. Igor. Igor. Look at him. I'm so perplexed. And we got to have four. That was fun.

Yeah. That's that's that was my that was what I did. I go over by one. I don't think it we can't now can come You do you give him five choices some people can't tell time some people can't count No, I'm a viola and Igor that's for plus. Yeah, that's it. He had four all right So who's party there's no way he'd rather talk to to ET over Yoda There's just that's not even nobody would choose it so played out

it only had one movie there's so much to ask them i have so much we don't know about them i don't even have to make an argument do i scrundi all right this is a difficult choice uh... defense and what direction i want to go here you do you have a castellar right like their american

yet so who wouldn't want Castello that yeah okay. Run you know we run that movie at least once a year because it's so popular and we get so many requests for it. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Requests for Yoda to come on with. On first to win the only opera, the original piano man. Nobody wants to go. Nobody wants to go. I think it's the song in the Paris Sours. Okay, this is tough, but I'm going to have to lean towards what Brian is providing here.

Alright! Alright! First of all, be surrounded by these women. Come on! Let's face it. And they all have something to say. But you're married, Spengol. We just created a bride for you.

You can't be rolling in there like a single man. It's because you have dinner. It doesn't mean you can't look at the menu. And maybe those rules exist in your party, Waltz. Not a Brian's party. Wow. But now all of them were interesting combinations, definitely. And then if you just add in one of the bribes that we constructed in the previous one, that's a party. That's a party.

Yeah. So Walt, you didn't get anything. I didn't get anything. We were dragging Morgane everywhere with you. Yeah, there we go. You really went all in on her, ET. I really was a misplay on my part. I got to say, I almost used Vampire for the torso and then I was like, well, I'm not

going to use her twice. And I can't use Vampire and Elvira because they had a famous lawsuit against each other. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. You don't want that, they don't want that kind of stuff at your party. Cat fights. Or maybe you do, I don't know. Do you have a few more minutes, Svengouli?

Here. I came up with some questions. Like, our listener base has criticized us for being awful Interviewers. They say we don't have it That they don't that they we don't have the skills to pay to bills when it comes to interviewing big-time guests So I came up with some questions. Wow all right. All the other like what example are they going off of have we ever had a big-time guest? I remember Nelly Nelly. Yeah, but I mean that was a great interview. They're lying. They're lying.

I mean, we interviewed Nelly from Little House on the Prairie, Svenguli, it was awesome. Oh, really? Yeah, I thought it was great. But she, the one that was always real nasty. Yep, nasty Nelly Olsen. OK, I remember that. Yeah.

So I came up with some questions that I think, I imagine you've been interviewed thousands of times correct? Yeah, probably pretty much and repeated the same answers over and over again too. Well I guarantee you that you're not going to be able to repeat the same answer to these questions because you will remember these questions I think forever. First question, which of these two films do you wish was actually made? Abinacostello, Meet Godzilla, or the incredible three-headed transplant,

starring the three stooges. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. I think though I'd go with the three-headed transplant because that's right for so many interesting situations.

And we're going to let's go through this door. What are you talking about? You can't do that. Oh, look. A wise guy, huh? Oh. Oh. Oh.

But you got to let it. You know, hey, yeah, but look, there's a big blizzard there. You get stepped on. That's the end of it. Yeah, but look, there's a big blizzard there. ["The Big Blizzard"] You get stepped on, that's the end of it. ["The Big Blizzard"] But maybe it's Minya. Yeah, it's a little smaller. Oh, yeah, that's better.

Yeah. All right, I got another question here for you. OK. Hosts are kind of exclusive to horror movies, but let's say you had to pick one other genre of film to be a host of. What would that genre be? Well, that's kind of tough, because, you know, the obvious-

Why ask it? You have the tough questions. No softballs here. It seems obvious that it would be comedy, but I think I'd really like, you know, to do some of those old, you know know 30s and 40s detective movies see Where they always hard boiled like this Sam spade them Yeah, I love seeing that those movies, so that would be kind of different I think and a whole different text

Maybe a spin-off, you know, maybe Sunday nights are hard-boiled mystery nights on muting a spin-off, you know, maybe Sunday nights are hard-boiled mystery nights on METV. Yeah, maybe if I had, you know, about 44 hours in each week. All right, got another one. Okay. What is your personal homey-don't-play that stance? Homey-don't-play that. Like, for instance, mine would be homey-don't-play mind-altering substances. Like, so, you know what I'm saying? Like for instance mine would be homey don't play mind altering substances

Like so you know what I'm saying so when you would say it would be like homey don't play that blank being boring like Walt I'd say homey don't play those commercials. Oh, I get very tired of some of the commercials that you see that woman dancing around for guardians talk about a horror movie oh my god and we get you know the guy is selling his mind pillows come on uh... well what's the same way about uh... those commercials for the uh... where the the couples are holding hands walking through the uh... the field the fields and stuff

for erectile dysfunction. It's because they're so long, too. It's like, I don't need a seven minute commercial to tell me about how inferior I am. I know. There you go. There's an awful lot of bad commercials. Not that they run a min show, of course, but... No, I mean, not.

Quality sponsors there. All right. Speaking of commercials, we have one spot left to play. Hi, I'm here at my daughter, Alicia to talk Halloween and comics. Alicia, what was your all time favorite Halloween costume that you wore? Um, probably Stephanie from Lazy Town. Yeah, that's one that probably no one is going to recognize. That's a, that's an obscure one.

I think so. Maybe you'll all know that. I that's an obscure one. I think so. I think you all know that is. I have here, mom remembered, Care Bear, which multiple ninjas, maybe of Angel or a devil. I mean, I've done that like recently, but I remember also was like a princess once. And what was my first one was a ladybug. Yes, ladybug. Best Halloween candy to get in your trick-or-treat bag?

Twix. Twix. That's my favorite candy. I don't know. That's terrible. What's the worst candy to get in your bag? Like pretzels, I guess, or something like that. Something that's not candy. Pretzels, okay. Sweet tarts. All right, so we talked some Halloween. Now we're gonna talk some comics.

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So it's safe to say that you really aren't into comics. Never have been. No, not really. You've seen the thousands and thousands of comic books laying around the house, never been tempted once to ever touch one or even look at one. Not really, no. Why? I just, I don't, it's not my thing. I don't know.

All right Nathan, you'll let me, it's not looking good, but these are three pretty super easy combo related questions. And remember, there's $50 on the line, Alicia. Okay. First question. first question. What letter is on Superman's chest? S. Correct. What does that letter stand for? Superman. Correct. What is Superman's secret identity? Clark, I think his name is Ken. Yes! Well done, Nathan.

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What Harry monster might you see when the moon is full? Where will two for two? Name just one of the universal monsters. What's the universal monster? That just hurts my soul. You don't know what a universal monster is. What? Frankenstein's. We're going to go to the judges. Well, except Frankenstein, it's actually Frankenstein's monster, but the movie is called Frankenstein.

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That's Tim's corner comics. The world's most famous comic book store in the Illinois-Iowa area. Thank you for playing Alicia, great work, and happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. All right, back to the show. And finally, I think this is a question

that you probably have been asked before though, but I think the listeners would love to hear the answer. Who are some of your comedic influences? Oh, well, that's a long list. Gratual marks, definitely. Jack Benny, I have to add in the studious because they certainly were a big influence on me. I always liked getting more contemporary Albert Brooks.

I thought he was really good. And George Carlin as well. Most of the guys that I really, you know, really aspired to be like. And I have to say I will add in the original Spingoli Jerry G. Bishop, who was a very funny guy, very talented guy. And, you know, he's the reason I'm where I am today, for those of you who don't know that story. But, yeah, I'd say that's definitely.

I always liked the 30s and 40s stuff. And I should add in George Burns and Gracie Allen, which was a great character, great timing going back and forth between two of them. I tell you this is cute. I will, from time to time, start reading, you know, because Groucho Marx was so prolific as a writer. A lot of people don't know that. He wrote Semidi, are these books upon books of collected essays?

He's wrote, he's one of the funniest guys that I've ever lived his His point of view and his wit is really like unmatched in today's In today's environment the guy was so funny man so smart so wise I'm with you on that one. I wish more people read more new more about Groucho Marx But he kind of got reduced just to the glasses and the nose and stuff. Yeah, that's the one thing about him, you know, such an incredibly quick mind, you know, with his back and forth stuff, you could not beat that.

And yeah, he wrote so many books, and there was a book even of just letters he had written to people. Yeah, I read that. It's interesting stuff. Yeah, letters that he would write to just like some famous Hollywood people, some to his gardener. And you know, back then he would just write

these two, three page letters and they're so funny and they collected them in a book. That's great. Yeah, he was really brilliant, man. I know he was later in life, he became friends with Alice Cooper. Oh really? And Alice Cooper would go over and hang out at his, I guess his mansion, you know, in the 70s. That's so cool man. I keep it like they'd watch TV until the wee hours of the morning.

Yeah. Great man. Wow. So I imagine, you know, Halloween's coming if it's not here already when this drops. So how busy are you at this time of the year? Oh, well, now that they expanded our show from two hours to two and a half hours, there's more work to be done certainly, and that'll occupy some of my times. And this October on meat TV every Saturday, we're doing double features. so you'll be able to see two spend Gully movies every Saturday night. That takes up a lot of time and we're doing a couple appearances. Most of them are local in the Illinois area every year. We do this amazing event. It's called the Nightmare Ranch in Calgo Street in Elgin, Illinois and it's really pretty clever. What they do is they block off, you know,

maybe three or four blocks. And the whole thing is that zombies have taken over Elgin Illinois. And that that area is the safe zone. But zombies will still get in there. They have a lot of special effects and stuff. It's really impressive. And it's just amazing to me, because I'll get up on the stage

there and look out and perform blocks. You just see, you know, it's neat, even people all the way down and it's a lot of fun. They have a costume contest. They have bands. It's really great. I enjoy doing that. And then for a few four Halloween, we go to the Volo Auto Museum, which is just a great place, very impressive. They've got all sorts of movie and TV cars, they've got classic cars, various collections, and I just saw something today that they have one of Britney Spears cars that she was in a lot of accidents with. So, we go there every year and there's always a huge turnout and it's a lot of fun.

So yeah, we'll be busy enough, I think. All right, great. That was what a great guest. Yes. Well, thank you, Mr. Svengouli for blessing us with your time and your appearance for us here on our Halloween spectacular. I mean, there is not a bigger get on the planet than you, especially on around Halloween. I mean, it is a privilege in an honor.

What about Morgana? Wouldn't that have been better? You know, I looked her up. She's still with us. She's retired. and she may have had some reduction surgery. So I'm not, I don't know if she's as big as get as she used to be. I could imagine her. Literally. At this age, you know, wheeling out in her wheelchair to go out to the picture and give him a kiss. I'm falling and I can't get up.

Well, thank you, Sven Goole. We really appreciate it and have a good Halloween. Yes, happy Halloween. Thank you so much. It's always a real pleasure to talk to you. It's always a lot of fun. And I appreciate that you asked me. This is one of the things that I look forward to every year.

Thank you. And we sorry about the time mix up. We hope that doesn't reflect on all of us. We have a producer of sorts that for some reason thought Chicago was an hour before New York City Didn't understand that ourselves That happens all the time quite honestly because people say okay We want you to call them. They remember what their local time is But a lot of times you don't remember that we're on central time

So you weren't there and I're on central time. So you weren't there and I'm like, well, I wasn't the time to have this supposed to be. It happens, you know? We didn't want to count ourselves amongst that number, but I guess we got in there. We're real. We're real embarrassed and we thank you for being flexible and understandable. Yeah, we were humiliated, but thank you. Don't worry about it. It's fine. And again, thank you so much for having me. Always great to talk to you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Talk to you soon. Okay, bye, bye. Bye. Wow. What a great guy. Very understanding. Yeah. I don't think people realize the

the magnitude of landing the uspenguille for your Halloween party. Yeah, you're right. It's as busy as time of year. And he is the he is the most famous horror host Alive today. I mean, he's the only one the weekly TV show. Yeah He's growing in popularity. Yeah, it's yeah, he hasn't plateaued the man's star continues to rise every year. And this should put us into other stratosphere. Will it change people's opinions about our interview with schools? Like we should be getting Joe Rogan money for the hundred million for this. In a just world, we should be getting a hundred million dollars for having spigouille. Ooh, I got Elon Musk. Big fucking deal.

And while some shows go from like an hour to a half hour, he's gone for two hours to two and a half hours. Yeah, he's only growing. Yeah. Love that guy. What a nice dude. Yeah. So that's it. Anything else. I mean, Halloween. I don't really remember any opportunities for sound effects. Is it gonna be? Oh, I'll be a little ambience. Okay, all right. Well then, man, happy Halloween everyone. Yeah. Happy Halloween. And like, I'll be expecting multiple posts about how our interview skills have grown much like you have grown over the course of the past 15 years. I think we're on a level with all the interview great.

I would like to say that Walter, I thought your questions were actually inventive and interesting and fun. I think you did a great job. Well, thank you, though. Perfectly tell you, though. Perfectly tailored to. I'm not going to lie. It absolutely stings like a motherfucker that I didn't get any of the questions. You think of a single point? I don't think he likes me.

What? I think he sits that open. Here it comes. I'm riding on the coat tails with the barren thing. Oh, you think? Because we're not trying to do a character that he's like, all right, well, these guys aren't after. They're like, it's like the food on my table.

Pat and the skull paint. Yeah, I mean, he could see it as like, you know, I'm like, you know, encroaching on his territory. The lion does not concern himself with the lionesses and that's all you want. I'm a sort of prissy lioness. Oh, they compare to Spengouli. Elk. Elk.

Whatever. Lions don't concern themselves with the worries of the others, my friend. Yeah. Next year, I'll get I'm gonna take all two scenarios next year. Okay. I'm gonna work on it all all year long. New scenarios. Two new scenarios that I'm gonna take. Okay. No more ganna that next time. I had the point one flaw in you thinking it would be really laid it on for more ganna. I had the point one flaw in your thinking it was really laid it on from Morgana. I've had seen a video recently of Morgana and I was just mesmerized. I was just like, that's the greatest, those are the two greatest things I've ever seen. I just made those moves bounce. It's one of the greatest things you ever caught on camera.

Famous picture of James man. James man filled with. With. Yeah, I, I, you know, I don't know. Angie Dickinson. She's a bad girl. She's a ball, what a cop. Yeah, she's opposite of bad. Tell him Steve Dave. Happy Halloween.

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