Tell Em Steve-Dave - #576: Double Puss-Out

Episode Date: November 5, 2023

The yarn lady dominates Hazlet plaza, Bry falls prey to superstition, Halloween costume snafu, a new Staten Island ‘park’. Intro drum fill by Australian Ant Elijah Pogrund

Hey Panics, they find her dead with a skinny yarn in her mouth. I can't be wrong around the shit like I'm peaked. I didn't know there was a yarn store but I know who's shitting on who's bed! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sitting in. Yeah, fan favorite. And we join you mid conversation talking about getting them being afraid of the yarn lady. Because we have a thermostat that controls all the all the offices on this floor, right? No, no, it only controls this room and her room and the hallway. Okay, so nobody cares about the hallway really? No, no, no. What about Abraham? He's on a different system than nobody knows.

How do you know this? He's like, what are the aliens? He's going through the ductwork and shit. You know? My process of emanating. He's chewing Kyle's sinking. He's like his shape. Just like his face.

He's doing sand works. Like, I don't know if you notice now, there's little silver tape there. It's like his shape. Just like one of his own sand wounds. Like I don't know if you notice now, there's a little silver tape there. Yeah. So I can see when there's air movement. Yeah, you put that up there? Yes.

So by process of elimination, I figured out that this system will be off and that system is still going. So it's not part of this system. That doesn't remind you of like the old days at tops. We had the fans and they had the stupid, stupid tensile to make sure I you don't know the air's blowing through it. Look how cold this air blows.

Woo. So yeah, so get them is, I'm just learning this though that she's the only one you have to answer to. I was under the impression that it's like one of the rants might be like, hey, it's a little cold or a little hot or whatever. Now I come in and you say that, well, you say that it was 81 degrees in here the other day and get them just sitting there sweating and taking it.

He's like, it's fine. Yeah. Well, again, I normally wear shorts. I normally wear shorts in a t-shirt. He normally wears three sweatshirts and a tuk and a pair of pants. Not that day. I was just in a t-shirt and it was unbearable. Yeah.

And you were unwilling to to finagle the thermostat and told the yarn lady agreed that it was too hot in here. Yes, because I don't want her to see me change the temperature so that I have deniability that I'm the one who did it. Why, you just say, I didn't change it, even if you did change it. Even if she says you were changing, you're like, no, I didn't.

She sees me and I lock eyes with her. She really can't. It's still your word against hers though. I mean, she's gonna, and that's also assuming she's gonna run to the lady and be like, the landlord. Yes, why?

One of the tenants changed the temperature. Like it was 81 degrees. And he tried to put it down to a nice, three, the ball, 75. He's got a key, a paperclip. So what I normally do is I wait for her He tried to put it down to a nice two breathable 75 He's got a key a paperclip So what I normally do is I wait for her to go like the bathroom and then I scurry out and change it real quick And I know you didn't you didn't do that day that day I did not because you were like Is he capable of scurry?

Milton Milton so what yeah, why wouldn't you do it that day when I'm nothing? I did do it that day only Milton. So what? Yeah, why wouldn't you do it that day when I'm nothing? I did do it that day. Only big after I brow beat you to be like I went over and I said to the Latin garden lady, I was like, it's hot in here, right? And you said she said she agreed. So I'm like, okay, now she's on our side. So that means you're scared of her. No, now she's on our side. So she said it. Yeah, she's not going to complain. She's agreeing. So she's not going to complain and go to, you know, whoever. So she saw you change the temperature. Yes. So she knows that you changed the temperature. No, no, no, no, no, she saw me. She saw me turn the air conditioning on because it was still set to heat.

It was still set to heat because we had that one really warm day. That's how you explain. That did you explain to her that your little paperclip that you were able to change at that time. Which he seems to be like, you know, like, isn't it? You know, it's the way it feels. It's a little warm in here.

It's cool here, Ty. The panics they find are dead with a scheme of yarn in her mouth. Like you said, because I can do it doesn't necessarily, because I can do it doesn't necessarily mean that I did do it. So, I have plausible deniability. She did not see me do it, so she can't say that I did it. So I have plausible deniability. She did not see me do it. So she can't say that I did it.

It plausible that deniability to who you are not in the in the air power plaza courtroom. There is I'm not trying to cause any waves at airport plaza. So I don't want to be knowing. It's like we believe me with the amount of

waves that we see going on around this plaza. We are the least of the landlords concerns. We are the best tenants here. Oh my God, bro, you wouldn't believe it. People not paying rent for months on end. But we do, we do almost people camping out, but we have a, it's a side show here. Yeah, we have a Delphi man What the cops come in here and the middle of the night after and alarm goes on No, no, no, if an alarm goes off, it's not our alarm. We have an alarm Yeah We have an alarm. Yeah, but we have a, we have a, we have a,

we have a, we have a, we have a, we have a, we don't have an alarm. I see you over the door. He's talking to got a pinball in there. But like if another alarm goes off and the cops come up here and you see him wandering around because he's got to stick his, and he's so fucking nosy, he's got to go look and see what's going on. You don't think the police are like, what the fuck?

Like, why is he here? I heard you on my scanner officer. What seems to be a problem? Some of that happened in a couple of years. Not the Arnlady, is it? She's fine, right? Nobody killed her? No, not here.

You're not here about the thurver, is that, are you? What's the third thing? He just swallows the paper clip. Yeah. The false evidence. The false evidence. Now, now someone was this, Jeff didn't realize there was a yarn store here? Yeah, he did not realize there was a yarn store here. How? Why? The false evidence. The false evidence. Now someone was this,

Jeff didn't realize there was a yarn store here? Yeah, they did not realize there was a yarn store here. How? Why? Oh, how? I thought you just didn't see the sign. I woke past a lot of things here, and I don't know what you said.

Have the doors are closed. I didn't think anybody's in here. You just said nobody's paying rent. It looks like nobody's paying rent, because every door is shut. Well, I do wear a shut. No, but there's a stupid mannequin out there with a big bucket of candy.

I so I know somebody's here. But you don't think that's odd though. Let me ask somebody else. You don't think it's strange that he could walk in here as many times as he's walked in here and never noticed that there is somebody's, there's a yarn like, like a lunchboard sign. It could possibly qualify him as the least observant person

I've ever met. Yeah, because there is. Like one of those sandwich boards right out front, not to mention like there's, I think there's a sign on the wall. And if you just, I mean, you've been coming here for years. If you just glance down the hallway, you see the sign sticking off. That says, you know, you're a beauty guy. I mean, I notice that guy.

And she has a mannequin outside of her store as well. I'm not here enough. They're, you know, with, you know, going to be with us. I don't care how enough they're, you know, with, gonna be with us much longer. They're one of the tenest. You might be wearing an airport plaza. You stay in business as a yarn. That's your next one.

Oh, wow. The vitriol. How much you pay for it here? You got yarn people coming in, you know. Because, because people pay to have lessons with her to learn how to knit. Like, yeah, my wife, my daughter. But you should have lessons to learn how to knit like my wife my daughter But you should have lessons to learn how to you know what fucking thermostat

I tell you right now We get him get him that showed me all the people that are defunct on on paying rent He's been able to look it up in the from the records in mom of county yarn lady is up to date You know, it will not be smirched the yarn late Sunday Jeff because her rent is What does that put her out of business She's like that's that guy across the street. I'm the charge of $500 a lesson I can understand he didn't see the sign before but recently she changed because now she does things called critter fitters Which is sweaters for things like?

Right across the street. She's around the corner. She's right around the cut. Across the street. Across the hall. Like, you shouldn't feel out the drive, I don't think. You really shouldn't. You have no observational skills at all.

What is that? What is that? God, I need to cup and a cane to basically walk around the earth. You're asking me? Yeah, you can't see for shit, man. We'll have to talk about that, but cane to basically walk around the earth. You're asking me? Yeah, you can't see for shit, man. We'll have to talk about that, but I know it's around my surroundings. Because you come here every fucking day. Even if I didn't though, I would know that there's a yarn place.

Does that have any... It's a giant... A... A... ...sign right out in front of the giant airport platform. Okay. Like, when you're walking in over here, towards the bathroom, so like if we were walking out right now

and we take the left and there's a business on our right-hand side, do you know what that one is? Yeah, that's like an account or something. Now, as a translation guy, close though. Yeah. Close though. HR, you know, immigration. Yeah.

What's the fast food place in the, in the parking lot? Quick. Can you say boom, all right. All right. A little less worried about you. if you didn't get that right I would have been like we got to put you I see things

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Well, a couple weeks ago, yeah. It has since passed, it was over the sort of the Halloween break, the 22nd to the 25th, something like that. So I'm leaving on that Sunday, which is the 22nd. On Thursday, one of our guys, Jiggy, who is supposed to go on the trip, has to bail out for personal reasons. Personal reasons is he's a giant pussy. He wasn't gonna see his wife for two weeks, so that became a whole thing.

Yeah, I had a run, right? Shhh. So I'm like, all right, he said, but maybe, because she has this, she had an interview and he wasn't gonna be able to sear that day and then he would head back to back. Weeks set up for stand up, so that's why he wasn't gonna see her for two weeks.

It was a whole thing, so he'd be backed out. So now it's down to me and Q. Intel. Oh. That's right. Q backed out. What? Q backed out?

Q backed out. Is my back out? Not because Jiggy backed out, because he got sick. Oh. But I got all my plans made. What am I going to do now? I got hotels paid for, I got flights paid for, I got a rental car paid for. My phone didn't ring. I'm still going. Your phone didn't ring because I quickly got online and it did teach me though,

it did teach me to buy that trip insurance. Yeah. No, I got I had a whole bunch of jet blue points From over the years, so Mary Beth went down with me. So we made like a couple's trip out But then so cute and this is this is why I call it the double the double push out He did start to feel better And he goes out for Halloween and gets sick again. And that's why he's not here today. Really? Yeah. This guy is a constitution. We got his health if he gets sick that much. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of viruses in the air Sunday. We're not fucking free of COVID yet. Yeah. But how many times he said COVID a lot though

as he was he was specific to say it was not cold. Not this time. He's he's has he's hot. He's had him many times. I think he told me he had 10 times. Is that too many times? I would think so in my book. If he had 10 times. There's only eight. Let's know I know he's had it a couple of times at least two or three right at least two or three same with cell I'm starting to think they sold their souls to the devil Well there for ij to be there different be so than you then I mean they are going out to different cities meet their hugging people. Yeah, I thought you said to them Oh my god, you talk about that those meet and greet tickets. Yeah, I got turned them down. COVID or not man You're those that's too much money to turn down

Here comes number 10 Yeah, so I ended up going down there with Mary Beth and I'll talk about that next week. It was a pretty good time with Mary Beth and I'll talk about that next week. It was a pretty good time. Key West. Key West. I've been to Key West. Well, about a week. Yes, you have.

I am not impressed with Key West. I am shocked. It's a party town. It's a boring, I thought. It was just like there wasn't much to do at all. The beaches were dirty looking. No Johnny Rockets. Yeah, I was gonna say.

No panties. No ponderosa. No, no sizzleur. There is one downtown. There's one chain restaurant and that's Wendy's. No ponderosa. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I love it. We went to the museum. We went to the aquarium. That museum, how many times you've been to that museum? It's just twice. It's all, I think the TSD town general store is a bigger like has board look at it and then the museum does a key west. I wouldn't disagree with that.

Well, what you have to go with, you know what I was, what kind of museum is it? It's like a maritime museum. Oh, that's a quite a few. What's up? Toquatic, right? Well, there's the aquarium, but the museum is, oh, I know which one you're talking about, like the pirate museum thing.

Yeah, no, that's a different one that we went to, that one actually has way more than the museum that we went to. The only reason we went to this other museum is because there's supposedly the world's most haunted doll called Robert the Doll and he belonged to some kid way back in the early 1900s who like his parents went to England and they brought him back this doll which was like almost as big as he was and the kids started calling him Robert and the kid took on the name Jean so they're like all right what's the old this kid now but from the rest of for the rest of his life the kid went on the name Gene so they're like, all right, what's the old this kid now? But from the rest of his life, the kid went by the name Gene

so that Robert was self-aware, acted really weird, and now the doll is in this museum in Key West, and it said the legend goes that since he is the most haunted doll in the world, that there's certain protocol you have to follow if you're gonna interact with him. I watch a documentary about it prior to going and about the doll and there's reenactment of people making faces out. I'm in shit and acting all stupid, disrespecting him. He doesn't like disrespect this doll.

So if you- That's a crumpy. Yeah. If we could attach something like this to crumpy for people would come for like you know pay 17 bucks a ticket and you can't get even if it's a Spac. We've all been totally ignored. You can fuck it.

I don't give a shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Piss on crumpy for a dollar. Oh, was it scary looking? I mean, was it a dog freaky looking? It's weird looking. It doesn't like its facial features are very minimal like very bare minimal and When I hit one minute the eyes looking one way the next minute the eyes

Oh, yeah, but you have to like you have to greet them you have to ask if it's okay to take a picture with them You have to Of course I did you fucking kidding dude. I don't want that protocol Yeah, I was gonna say to. I just had protocol. Yeah. That's gotta say, the Johnson's aren't always known for the rule following. You believe in the law.

You're a good luck shit. Look, all I'm saying is it's easier to do it. Wow. And walk away. That's what I'm worried about being cursed. And I'm in trouble, so I'm like, Dude, I know. It's like a text with the rainbows and a smiley face

and all that shit. I realize it. And as I'm doing it, I'm like, I'm embarrassed for myself. Yeah, yeah. But I'm gonna do it anyway, because I don't want any bad juju coming my way. Oh, sorry, Sunday, yeah. He's a good juju, that's okay.

So you're telling me, I got a question for both of you then. Somehow, some way, the owner of, what's his name, bad Robert? Robert, Robert the doll. Yeah, Robert the doll is like, you can have it. And you're going to give can would you give it to sage and would you have given it to your daughter when she was younger, son, a Sunday, knowing the history of it. I probably wouldn't especially if it's like like creepy look, you you don't believe in anything you believe it.

I'm not a sufferer. Yeah, I wouldn't want to give my doll, you know, my daughter a creepy doll but I mean if it's creepy looking I mean if it look like a regular let's say she was given her American but it remember your own dolls those are creepy they're not creepy I mean there's there's plenty of kids that like them there's a minute just like the kids right you would you would air on the side of caution this is haunted doll you know I don't do you believe in haunted dolls first off no okay so but for the just to play it safe though. Haunted yarn, ladies, that's what I believe.

What are you doing? You would, you would not give your daughter the doll just just to err on the side of caution though, just in case there's that small chance that it's haunted. If it was something that was like, not so much the story behind it, but I'm saying if it was like small chance that it's haunted if it was something that was like Not so much the story behind it But I'm saying if it was like he said it's a creepy looking dog. I want to give my daughter I want to give her a piece of that creepy. Don't you know if it just look like a regular dog give it to her But you wouldn't say you would keep her in the dark about the It's slowly backing away They they did have reproduced reprodu repro dolls that you could buy there.

So I bought one. Bro, I brought them from all of them. Oh, we got not disrespect in Ronald. He's not even gonna cut. You're making a repo doll. I did, I did. I did, no, the, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob. Yeah, the kid's name is Gene.

Yeah, Gene from Rob. Yeah. How's that not disrespecting, what's his name again, Robert? Robert, yeah. They asked permission. He's on, yeah. I mean, he's on magnets. They did a special edition of Robert Elf on the shelf.

Like, but don't you make a face, Adam? Don't ask him if you're going to take a picture. And then you got to say thank you. Goodbye. And they have this, they have this TV like that keeps playing all these different letters that people have written into Robert, apologizing, saying they've had bad luck.

They didn't take it seriously, all this shit. Now hundreds and hundreds of hundreds of letters. I guess the Brian Johnson's is not. We get those too when it comes to crumpy, you know. But the Brian Johnson I know and not fucking fall victim to that nonsense. I know, I feel like I'm the guy that should have been making the faces,

but I watched, I got freaked out. I do it to the replica. I'm like, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Oh, we're gonna do it in Key West, man. We're doing that. And where there are other people there who were like partaking in this bullshit.

No, not that we saw. There was only us in the whole museum. I don't think it's the most popular site on the on the island or the key or whatever. Sunday would you go through the motions and be like, hello? I probably never even go to the museum. Well, if you did, there's nothing to do there. Believe me. You could die in a get it. Let's go to that.

I can see that. I never was at any museums. I went snorkel in the show. Let's say you went and you were like, yeah, you want to take my picture with this creepy doll. Would you go through the facade of like a kind of permission? I would just take a picture and just go on my way. You would, you would, you would, you would start having bad luck after that.

Bad shit started. Too late now. You're already back in the church. What are you gonna do? Get back on a plane to go back? Well, yeah, you could do that, or you can write a letter, an apology letter. But depends on what kind of luck. I mean, if you start to have like really

a bunch of string of bad things, then you know, I might not have. Yeah, like you get like three flats on the way to work, like three days in a row, like that kind of shit, like real, like new synths, but annoying types. I get hired by your company to work for you. Yeah. You bought cheap tires. It's not a fucking dollars. You bought cheap tires? No, that's not a flat tire. I thought they told me to replace my tires three months ago. He said that we're born. I got no tires. No one flat. There's no way it's the fucking fault of a doll that

you got three flats. Could you try to close it a curb? Does he do that? Yeah, I noticed that. Hahaha. I always go on over the curbs, I mean, take it out of here. I saw you hit the recurbs. He uses it when you parr a little part,

it's like, it's like, it's a test. Is that why people honking him all the time? Next time I go out, I'm gonna take a look at your rim. So I'll switch your rim for a while. They look like frickin' lace potato chips, waffle-stop. Oh. Oh, when you're right, you're right, Walt. Then you are right.

Halloween costumes? How I'm like, you don't have to tell people this shit. Yeah. Turns out you do. Yeah, somebody dressed up as um, I Saw it. Oh the rapper the submarine. Oh the Rapids I saw the submarine. I saw a couple some. Yeah, well, there's a rapper that they're dressed up as a tampon Yeah, but that was shit. I did that years ago. Yeah, a little noss. He stole that from me. Yeah little noss ripped me off Yeah, that's it

But I don't believe that was I don't think that was on our the list of Don'ts on the Halloween. I don't think that's really a tasteful I don't know if it's tasteful, but it wasn't long one of the do not lists so what time do not what's on the app the actors like Johnny Depp and Amber heard yeah Shit's Creek now. This is from this one wasn't from good house keeping they did they didn't catch on to this one this was buzzfeed and when i went back to check the articles to see you know to see who i'd said it and what they said about it they just they don't dress up like them they don't have any of the reasoning

which once the lady got a bunch of shit for them like like i don't think it's a big deal but it seems like a lot of people do. But because what was the reason why it was a faux pas though? Because the trial, it was Johnny Depp and Amber heard. You know, they went, no, okay. He doesn't know.

You don't know. So like, was it Johnny Depp as like Captain Jack Sparrow or just Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp in the courtroom? I think it was Johnny Depp as Sparrow. Okay, that is a real abusive relationship, I know. Okay, she's shitting his bed. You know that? You knew it?

No, I know all this stuff. Wow. I didn't know there was a young storm, I know who's shitting on who's bed. Dog stepped on a B. What? She's like, oh, yeah, he's like, oh, dog stepped on a B. Yeah, they like, they smuggled their dogs into Australia or something and they had to apologize for that.

Like that was when they were getting long. Well, you can't bring your dogs into Australia. Well, you can, but there's a quarantine period and they took a private jet so they ignored the quarantine period. Oh, that's what rock. That's what movie stars do though. You can't expect a false thing.

It's not surprising, but you would act like they took a shit on the steps of parliament or whatever the fuck it is That they have in Australia because the way Johnny Depp is so like He's just beating himself up. He's like, you know, we're I don't know if they're trolling there because they're that apologetic I'm like there's no way they could be serious about this. Well, they don't think it I think they get booted right Jeff down there Where well, they get that giant boot get booted, right, Jeff? Down there? Where? Well, I was down with that.

They get that giant boot they kick him with. Oh, like an Simpsons joke. Yeah, it's a Simpsons reference. So Emily Hampshire, the actor best known for playing Stevie Bud on the award-winning series Shits Creek, ever see a Sunday, Jeff? No. I highly recommend it. You ever see it? You saw it? I've heard of it. Yeah. Q loves it too. She posted a deleted photos of her costumes which ignited

outrage on social media. She appeared to sport fake tattoos as dep and wore a suit that closely resembled the one that the pirates, oh the pirates of the Caribbean store, Star War during his highly publicized 2022 liable trial against her. So he was dressed as courtroom Johnny Depp. Okay. And she's deeply sorry and ashamed for putting something that awful out in the universe. Domestic abuse is never ever funny. Now here's the thing that I was wondering if they if the trial was not about the domestic abuse, it was about the dog, for example. Is it okay to go dressed as them then, or is it just somebody was like, oh, I got them.

Don't go dressed as them because of the domestic abuse angle. I don't know. I just don't know what the fallout is that she's so worried about that she's like, I gotta apologize about this. What is the repercussions really? In the real world, what is she going to lose out on a role does she think down?

Because of this, because of people. Possibly. You think that producers of a show or a movie are gonna be like, oh who we were thinking about hiring her But you know what she dressed up as tiny depth. No way. I don't know today's day Hey, John. You say that's true. Pippin get pretty spiteful Yeah, it depends I mean because Johnny Depp is still a powerful guy So it's like if he catches wind of it and then he's like don't hire her on any of my projects

Or whatever. Okay, I could see on his projects. Right, work. If she ever does anything again. Yeah, I don't know. To me, I'm just like, in this, okay, do you think the apology is gonna make it so and that she could work on Johnny Depp, potential Johnny Depp.

No, no, no, no. I think you're right. I think the damage is done and people are like, hey, not cool, Lilo for fucking two days at the most. At the most. Yep. Because somebody's going to dress up like a tampon or somebody's going to dress up like the submarine. We're all yeah, the net. The new the new star celebrity is going to do something stupid that's going to take the heat off you. If there even wasn't a heat, real heat. Anyway,

I mean, it's internet heat. And that's what I hate is that when these news outlets like the internet is in a rage over something and What is it Twitter is that outraged about this? Yeah, it's like oh something Someone's reply got 50,000 likes or 5,000 likes that means that the internet isn't raged and it's no There's no effort to press the like button And it's no, there's no effort to press the like button. But like back in the day, if you had a problem with the show, you had to go find the address, you typed up a letter, you mailed it to the,

you know, to this network and someone read it. That's outrage. Like you have that much energy. Is it dislike buttons? Can you do it like that? No, no, no, they run rid of the dislike buttons. So you can only go one way. Right? There's only one way you can do it. The, we're gone rid of because they made people feel bad.

So we had to get rid of the dislike buttons. You could put like an angry emoji face. That's about as far as you can go. Ready to go, she robert. Yeah. Get cursed. Forever roberted doll. I'm hanging out with him for a week. I was also wondering like on their list of good housekeeping and Buzzfeed on their list of hey, these are the do not do's of Halloween costumes. I was in spirit of Halloween. Why is it okay? It's not okay to admit to go after Amber, herred and Johnny Depp's not okay to make fun of a fapper's and I okay do this and that. But any Catholic imagery, like if you could be an evil priest, you could be a slutty nun, you can be any number of religious, they like specifically Catholic things.

Why is that? Why is that? Why is that? Yeah, why is that? Did you see the Bible with the flask inside? No. And the two shot glasses? No. Which I looked at, I'm like,

why is this part of a costume? It's actually awesome. No, no, no, it was a flask for drinking. And shot glasses, not like a bottle of holy water. And I just, I looked at it and I just seemed out of place. Yeah, I don't know. What do you think Sunday? Why is it okay to go out for the Catholics?

Oh, I'm not personally offended, but if I was a Catholic, I'd be like, I don't get it. I don't know. Oh, okay. That's what people want to hear. That's a weird question. I mean, I've been in a Halloween shop for God knows how long. You don't go to the Spirit of Halloween with your 20% off coupon? I took my daughter, you know, probably about three years ago, I took her to get a costume there.

And, you know, to me, they all look like they're all cookie cutter costumes. They're all in the same plastic bags or it's always like sexy wedge, sexy devil or whatever for the women and then have the same thing. They have the same generic costumes that'll be like a Joker. You know, it's all the same shit. I mean, some of their props and stuff are pretty cool. Like, the machine, the fog machines and stuff like that. Yeah.

And some of that stuff is pretty cool. But I don't know. I just like, I don't see the, you know, it's just not the, the five machines and stuff like that. And some of that stuff is pretty cool. But I don't know. I just like, I don't see the, you know, it's just not the, not the same. No, I agree with that. Not the same. Just, no, so.

I get people this year, they even have fucking costume coming to my house. And I go, it's like, where are you? They're just wearing a jersey. It's just wearing the book on jersey. Like, where is this like, are you going from practice? Yeah, I get, you're going home. Are you going to a game?

No, there's, so I don't know from practice. Yeah, he's going home. He's going to the game. Now, there's, I don't know if you've noticed this, is that more and more and more where you're getting doorbell cameras. And every year you see more and more videos of people coming up because people just leave the bowl of candy outside because they can't be either the not home or they can't be bothered. But they don't want to doorbell them to upset their dog or wake up the baby or someone like

that. There's plenty of good reasons why you put the bowl out there. Yeah. It's not at a laziness. I didn't say that. No, you're getting there. I'm sleeping with the bowl on. I can't say. There was a bowl of candy out there on Mani Quinn and you know, you can come by and take you know, take candy whatever they want. But it's the, it's the people who just run up and just empty. Did you see that video? I've seen that video, I've seen all the other videos and it just baffles me that people don't seem to realize that it's going to get released.

We more and more people have, again, doorbell cameras and the such. But then I'm like, do they consider that and do their friends even care? The people you're talking about did not appear to consider that. Like if you're talking about the same video I saw, which is like these two or three moms

just like crashing through the kids to get to the bowl with the biggest smiles on their faces. They couldn't be more happy to be robbing this candy bowl. And they're having their kids do it too. Yeah, well the kids at first were like they looking at them like are we supposed to be doing this? This is what we're doing now. Okay. Yeah. And then they just go again and they're just so happy to be double-casting candy. I do know like you know there before the grace of God. I mean, if I saw a bowl and it was like,

there was nice big fat, nessie crunch bars, you know, the big ones. Your eyes are pretty open right now. I might just empty that sucker out, and I might just put it all in my bag, though. Maybe we're the bowl in my head on the light. No, you wouldn't, because after you could eat the first one, you would see the others ones are too old,

and you're not gonna eat them now. I should eat all of that. But like I said, is like, do their friends see it and call them out or do their friends see them and they just be like, yeah, you go. Well, it depends. Okay. Halloween 1982. We're walking around and you find your giant crunch bowl, of your giant bowl of crunch bars. They might say, Walt, no. I don't think that's right.

I'm just retaking the text. I think that is the risk you take, if you put a bowl of candy out there, there's a very good chance some teenagers are gonna run up on that bowl and take the whole bowl. And you gotta live with that. But that's part of the risk of putting a bowl out there. You don't wanna answer the door.

You got other reasons. That's teenagers. Right. Teenagers are stupid. Kids are stupid. I think adults are stupid too though. Yeah, we saw that. We saw that in that video.

So yeah, stupid people out there, they're gonna do it. You have to be good with that. You have to be able to live with that and not be outraged because somebody emptied the bowl. My thing though my thing is. Maybe they don't have and maybe they don't have enough money. They say they got to make this candy last longer than just one night. Now it's how they're like what are they? What are they? What are they? What are they? Yeah. This is the most kind and gentle wall flat to get have ever seen. He just said he was going to steal all the cruders. This is the most kind and gentle wall plan to get have ever seen

I'm saying it's like that's part of the risk you take if you don't want to have go through the motions of open your door every time someone rings it You they're not just lazy. They're not just lazy. Yeah, yeah, sometimes it is though It could just be like you know what I'm like it up and down. She leave the bowl candy. Yeah, I did leave the bowl I'm saying before ring cameras, right? Yeah, I did leave the bowl after that. But I was saying, before we're in cameras, right? Yeah. You put the candy out, you go to sleep and I come home to empty bowl. You would never know if everybody took it out. Oh, you can't.

Right? It looks like it's left it out for kids. Yeah. Somebody must have come and clumped the fucking thing and be a scumbag. All right, go for it. He's an asshole. But you know what, if everybody got a piece of candy,

I feel good, but you know what, you'll never know. You'll never know. Okay, so you turn on like news 12 of news. okay, and you see Walt Flanagan stealing the entire Basket of candy and he's by himself. He's not even with this girl. So he's just got socks on his arms Pushes it up. What's around pushes it back down? Do you give him help for it? Or do you chastise them at all? I don't chastise

about I seriously, I'm like, dude, what happened? No world we live in. But all the fucking shit, really, all the horrible shit that is going on in the world. This is the least of the shit that deserves your attention around the place. Exactly. The atrocities that are going on on

the planet right now, if someone takes a fucking extra box, a good and plenty, this is the box. But it's not a few more about here. This is the stuff you were in that year. But it's not just an extra box. This was pretty much an entire full bowl. Okay, so it takes a full bowl of good and plenty.

Who cares? And other kids are beginning to pry up a bit. Well, they'll go on to the next house. They're not the prides of candy. And they're like, shit, I wish I got here sooner, so I could have taken it all. Yes. Is it worse taking a bowl of candy or messing with a thermostat? Let's just tell you, Art.

One's really causing, because, could cause your rent to go up because of higher, higher heating and air conditioning bills? Uh, yeah, it could. Yeah, we're going to have to start subsidizing everybody who's not paying. Jesus. higher heating and air conditioning bills. Uh, yeah, it could. Yeah, we're gonna have to start subsidizing everybody who's not paying. Jesus. That's right, let's run. Blessed be my mom, I want to get some people in here.

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Yeah, Michael Douglas is a priming say if he should be you know doing PSAs Yeah, I think he is this this young doctor says oral sex is a greater factor than smoking in the development of throat cancer. Now this is where it starts to fall apart after the first sentence. She made the deraute declaration in a viral tick-tock video despite the American Cancer Society citing tobacco as the number one risk factor for the illness. I would think that that was probably more accurate. I would. We're talking men or women or both.

I think I think men. They're saying, uh, yeah, because the, uh, the Michael Douglas thing, the American society does cite oral sex as one potential cause of throw cancer, given that the human, papillo, Mavirus, papilloma virus, papilloma virus. Yes. Come on. He's real up on that, man. Well, that's is go to move. So he really doesn't want to. Oh, he says he has it. So no, no, no, that's

like, no, no, no, no, but that's his lies about not having it. No, I'm not afraid of it. I am willing to go down there despite the risks. But that's is that really, yeah, he claims to be the best At it that's so and he is TSD towns linguist coming linguist I don't want to get fucking that right on the money I know is you know, what's he looking? Oh, I mean the the ones that he have and he has though, you know All have left pretty pleased he sells me Yeah, very you know like all have left pretty pleased. He sells me very, you know, like return customers. I don't think they returned. Well, they did for a little.

I mean, they did stick around for the long run, but, you know, they, more than one, they was never just once, right? It's not. Do you have any on your resume that would just stare for one? One off. No, like, hit it and quit it. A two, three. Three. I never made it without planning. One off. You know, like, hit it and quit it. A two, a three.

Three. I never made it without fighting. That's good. So you can say with all honesty, you know, that you've had, it's always been multiple, you know, excursions. Oh, yes, definitely. Yeah, so, yeah, so he, so he puts his money where his mouth is though. He. Oh, yes, definitely. Yeah. So, yeah. So he puts his money where his mouth is though, he's willing to take the risk and get the, in all the nasty

diseases that may come with it. But this is one of them. She is happy. It says here that it usually goes away on its own within two years. I didn't know that most people don't realize they have it meaning they kind of went to the spread the disease. Men are more likely to develop throat cancer performing oral sex on women as women are more likely to carry the virus in their genital area. So again, if you're as accomplished as you say, you should have one of those stomas in at this point, right? Yeah. Uh-uh.

Hello. I'm poor for no longer. That's why you grew the beard so long. You should see, it has a nasty fucking gnarly, horrible hair. Oh, it's just a big hole. That's not a beard. Pussy juice dripping out of it. Yeah, I got that technology that Roger Eber had.

Duplicates my voice. This is a finger in it. 13 million new cases of a yeargit. You could be one of them. That's a lot of cases. Yeah. I'm willing to take that chance. This doctor is advising men to wear condoms if they are receiving oral sex. Yeah, hello

Why bother? Yep, most people said that or like in them. They said that they don't they don't care Until they get it though. It was the same as with COVID, right? When coat when COVID is like I'm not wearing a mask I'm not doing this. I'm not doing that and then they get it and they're like oh shit now I'm in the hospital making viral videos of pun intended. I tried it with a dental damn once and it was like like chewing on a glove It was not enjoyable at all Don't you want video of that? No even I know

What what year would this have been? In college so So what made you what made, was it you who was like introduced this like, hey, you know, honey, tonight, I got I'm going to use this because we had a I care about my health and yours. We had one of those like clinics in the college. So like they gave this stuff away. Oh, yeah. So I was like, well, let me try it.

Maybe it's it. Maybe it'll help. Maybe it will help. How did you partner feel? Yeah. Please. She wanted it without. Really? She didn't care about your throat health.

This wasn't as much of an issue back then. Like it wasn't in the news. You know what? Good. Glad you don't, you're not fucking pleasing her no more. She didn't care about you. You can care about how you were going gonna fucking look at this fucking elbow. You're worrying about his fucking throat. I mean again, this thing's starting to grow.

That's all that's the other arm. It looks like it looks like in a cartoon when like somebody hits another character on the head and like with a male of oils in the elbow. Yeah and like that lump goes up with the little hairs on it. The bird's like a Don Martin from Madden. What is that again? That's for some sort of... For some sort of... For some sort of... No biggie. No biggie. Oh, it's big.

That's what my throat looks like. It doesn't... He just hasn't drained it this week. Oh, that's it? Yeah, sure. So, you turn around and look at this... I know, that's your growth chart, right? Yeah.

Yeah. That's crazy. In 2021, researchers discovered that people with 10 or more oral sex partners were more than four times more likely to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers. Okay, so it's multiple people. It's not with the same person all the time so far, right? Right. Right.

So, the question is, get them. Was it more than 10 ladies that you've pleased in your life? In my life? 10 or more. Mm-hmm. Eight or nine? in your life. In my life. Ten or more. Mm. Eight or nine? So you should go right down to that clinic right now.

It's all I'm like, you know, like, I've been eating too much pussy. Make sure you're half crying. Like, well, just did. I don't know what to do. Somebody help me. Look at my elbow. Talk, please.

I don't know about that. Well, how many like, there's, how many porn actors are out there? They've been doing this for how many years? They probably are all shot at up though. Yeah, still, they're multiple partners, multiple women. I would have multiple. There is, there is an HPV vaccine. So they're probably the female.

And the males have the vaccine. So you just get the vaccine and the males have the vaccine. Yeah, and look away. Yeah, it says that it carry on. The current guidance in the US advises 11 and 12 year olds to receive two doses of the HPV vaccine, but individuals from the ages of nine to 26 are approved to receive it. And I think the only reason they're stopping at like 26 is because they say most of the Most of the shenanigans are taking place under the I think they do this. Is that the one for you to rank him? Teen is that that that shot?

It can lead to cervical cancer in the South. Yeah, I think I think a lot of the kids get that I don't know. It was a it was a when it first came out It was a huge debate about it because they said they thought it was encouraging kids to have sex But the vaccine yeah, yeah But they were just training on trying to stop people from getting cancer Mm-hmm Well, so I got here. Oh, this is a couple weeks ago. Ming was really taken with someone's shitting on the con floor Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Which con New York comic. You hear about that?

I didn't know I hear about that. Which con. New York Comic Con. You didn't hear about that? No, I didn't not hear about that. Yeah, Ming had my buddy, Erock was there, and he was like on the scene. He took pictures of it like on the floor. Is it in front of Ming? Yeah. Ming could not post enough that it was Mike. That had done it.

I don't have a thing Mike was at the show. Oh, no, he was there. Oh, was he? Yeah, he was doing something with some collaborative, he was there. Oh, was he? Yeah, he was a to it's something with some collaborative new comic publisher. Okay, so then Ming's theory could ring true. Yeah, he said it was a he saw Chris happen to got way too excited. Now if you had to create somehow you had to fill in the gaps, fill in the holes, how this happened, what's the only way that makes sense that somebody does that?

Just had an emergency to make through the bathroom. I don't understand why I mean this is I mean, I mean how many people I mean, that's that's just if not busier than the San Diego con now Chewd so it's just like, you know, how do you how do you not shut down the condo with that kind of like biohazard going on? There's a lot of business. Maybe it's just road pages. I thought the same thing. I was like, I'm surprised they didn't clear out that whole area.

Right. Yeah, maybe just rope it off. Conversation piece. Rope it off, you know. It's all clean it up, mop it down with some bleach. I'm gonna see what I can. I mean, they're gonna have to clean it up eventually. Oh, I was sooner than eventually.

Con must go on, bro. That job though. Uh, janitor, somebody who does obviously any kind of... You know the janitor can come to work that they think, no one... I don't think he's ever like, you know... I look like the class of the... There's no like explosive diarrhea in bathrooms either. I'm sure they clean that too. Yeah

I can take it even on the parkway you've done a turn bike Yeah, some of those bathrooms look like fucking war zones. You seem pictures of the not so super bowl I have and it makes always you know, I mean it's there's wonder how there's any genders who who ever shop to work You know those guys should get paid a lot of money.. And those guys deserve the fun. We know what, you know, he's $100 million quarterbacks. Fucking Brady's. Does the Brady shit my mouth? Does the Taylor Swift stuff bother you guys? Are you fans of the teams that she likes? I see it the first time, like I get it. But now it's like whatever game she, I mean, whatever if they're on any kind of like national TV

that I can see them, like every game that I've been able to see, she's on. They always show her like if he scores or he catches it. You know, it's like, but you know what? Something works because it's selling tons of jerseys now. So somehow or another, somebody's might make in financial profit at all this. And Swifties will tune in if they feel that they're going to show a picture of her that no one else has.

They showed her. I mean, plenty of times. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's it's always, I mean, it's like whatever, you know, they harass they harass the courts at the stadium. But into the year, maybe they're not dating and it's all over. It's the next thing. What's the next thing? But it does seem to have some more songs to write about. It does seem like it's a it's been a good bump for the NFL though, no? I mean, if you can get a fan base like

that behind watching a sport that they would otherwise never do that. No, she said, I believe she says she won't do it. She's been offered. She's been offered multiple times and she won't do it. I don't know if you're going to do it. She's been offered. She's been offered multiple times and she won't do it. I can't remember these a while. Yeah, I do feel it's like... Over the top. It's not constant, but they do definitely take some shots. They don't show it when the other teams get in.

They're beating up on Kansas City if they are being acted. They won't show them, but then you don't see it like her sour face She wasn't at the late that lost they had last week though at Denver. Oh, yeah No, that's the kind of thing where some people are like come on bitch like you got to be there like it We're winning with you there. Well, like as people are that's like superstitious, right? Yeah, I heard that the stadium was They played shake it off after they lost as kind of a taunting kind of like a little trolling. Yeah yeah. I feel it's a little overboard and

it I don't I don't get it. I just don't get how that could be that financially beneficial. I can't believe it. I understand, but it just is more ad revenue. It's a temporary. Let's say I was super into kiss or whatever. Oh, when they played that kind of show. Oh no, let's say that Paul Stanley or Gene was dating somebody that Dallas cheerleader.

I don't even know that like he was let's say that for a lot of a reason they're showing up in the press box at a football game. There's no way out of the planet though that I would stay home and try to just get one glimpse of it. There's more. Yeah, there's more. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. But would you level would you if the kiss was playing at the

Giant Stadium. Yeah, would you sit out on the shoulder of the highway just for chance to hear music coming from the stadium and these are adults are doing S or these are teenagers. I'm not sure the demographic. They're definitely Swifties though. Yeah, some We're just knowing that she's in the building, people are just hanging around the stadium. Yes. Yes. For a chance to see them leaving. Well, they did do it. I remember the one time with a convertible, whatever you left with her mother or something, and the people were able to do it. There was the best line though. I forgot about this is, I guess, it's Travis Kelsey's, the football player. His father or his uncle or something

released this like he was doing an interview and he said that you know she's a really nice girl. I don't think anybody noticed but at the end of the game when everybody was clearing out of the press box she actually went around and she picked up everyone's bottle and put it in the garbage can. Who's a diva now he goes? And I was just like, can you imagine? Every giving someone a compliment like that, unless they were a singer or less they were a quote-unquote celebrity. Like if you were at the game and you went around and cleaned up everyone's bottles and put them in the proper recycling bin. Nobody would give a fuck. It's a big pile of shit to come a guy.

You can clean up. I'm going to disagree with you because it's like a common thing for like during the Olympics, the Japanese fans at the end of the matches would go through and help clean the stadium up. Wait, no, no, no, no. The press, but the press isn't writing an article about it. They were. I read that. But that's also the same level as this Travis Kelsey's father's

quote that I saw on multiple platforms that like, you know, Travis Kelsey's father's, you know, what a sweet girl. It's just cleaning up after you. I don't know. Well, no, she's not cleaning up after her. So she's cleaning up after everybody else. Yes. Yeah.

Every year. That could be very purposeful too. Of course. You know, like, that could be very purposeful too. Of course. Yeah, calculated. I don't know. Yeah, again, it's the same thing. I go back to like on Combo Kmen when, you know, we're shooting a scene with Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley wants to get into the room where the catering is and he doesn't come into the room until we're done with the scene. And everybody is literally falling all over themselves. You can believe constantly like he didn't cook eating cause a a pitch of fit or give attitude when he said

we had to wait for two seconds and I'm just like fuck. Why are the why are this like why are they expected to act differently than everybody else then? Not just differently but like total assholes. Because that's what some people that's what some people are like I know but it is weirdo like how impressed we are when someone just does the right thing though but it because you're so not expecting it especially from a superstar like it was yeah who's like earn billions of dollars on this one tour alone yeah yeah I guess you're right I guess we just should have fucking held the parade when Paul Stanley decided he could wait two seconds to have a fucking chocolate covered strawberry. Who ate all the chocolate covered strawberries?

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Get yourself the handyman from Manscaped. And then there's one more story I wanted to talk about real fast in honor of Q. Handyman. Former Staten Island landfill will feature public park with soil replenished by human feces. What? Yeah.

That's what they're saying. A portion of the former fresh kills landfill in Staten Island has been turned into parkland, and the soil will be replenished by composted human feces flushed from a solar power restroom. I mean, can these guys probably wouldn't release that. I probably would just do that. You know, I would tell that so much. Who's going to show off to play in that? It's like watching a space shuttle launch. Like, why can't you just say like, hey, you know what,

we're building a park. Yeah, we had a shit. Yeah, nobody nobody's like watching the space shuttle launch. Like, why can't you just say like, hey, you know what, we're built in a park. We had a shit. Yeah, nobody's impressed by the recycled and composted feces. So Mayor Adam says, the waste from the composting restroom will go back into feeding our soil. So we're going to turn crap into energy. Adam's quip was met with gaffaws from surrounding elected officials. It's not that funny. Like, just say it's going to be compost. Don't tell them exactly where.

Just say it's going to be composted. It's going to be recycled, composted. It's going to be great. Ooh, that's a rough one. Is that happening? Is that common? Are there parks or are like? To play in a shitton park.

Do you think that's the you know, the standard now? Is that like, if you go to like these new, any new parks that are built, do you think that that's what the soil is composed of? No, a lot of these parks have like this, like rubber mat and stuff that's on there. They have like the, almost the same stuff that the material that's in, yeah, the field on the NFL. Yeah, it's got all those rubber pelts and shit.

So who the hell knows what the hell they could be mad at the shit? My kid could be rolling around the shit like a pig. Well, that was a factor. That was one of your clips. Yeah, for sure. That was actually an issue because previously they were using recycled tires and a lot of the toxins and stuff in the tires were getting released. Really?

Yeah. So they had to switch to make them more clean, clean less toxic Hmm plastic bottles to instead, but you never like the thing that caught my article what caught my eye with this article is like you never see like Manhattan Park Is going to be fed by human feces. It's always Staten Island. That's like has to do with garbage or feces or Landfills. Well, is it possible that you're just not building new parks in Manhattan? Where could you go? Yeah. Trilett.

Where could you build one? I think I have huge markets because Central Park's huge. Yeah, I doubt someone's knocking down an apartment building to put in a park. That's not true. Put a ship here. The ground state's a little bit more money. The worth more. The garbage dump is so expansive and prominent

that it was captured in images from outer space. I think we knew that. A car gets captured in images from outer space. I don't know, there's two thirds of Staten Islanders voted to secede from the big apple in 1993 and a 1993 non-binding referendum. But the walking part of the city no more, huh? Yeah, because they were tired of the city bringing their garbage and dumping it in there and

Treat them like the assholes that they think they're renewable. Yeah, yeah But I mean, it still happened in to this day 2023 and they're like hey that park we're making for you guys Yeah, the ground's gonna be all dog shit But it's not white dog shit. Yeah, you look at those vents pumping out cold air. It's working. It's only because he wasn't afraid to it because the yarn lady is not here. You hear the air going to get the vent.

It's nice and cool in here, right? It's better. Much better. There you go. Better go out there and change it before the arm leg comes out. Why is it so cold in here? So big and big. Before we go, I want to talk about Black Friday weekend. Okay.

I'm going to have the tradition keep it up with opening up on Thanksgiving night, but not doing any crazy hours this time. I think it's going gonna go 10 to 12. 10 to 12? Yeah, just two hours? Just two hours. Well, I think it was two hours less. It was 12 to two last year.

No, it was 20. We were open for 24 hours straight. Oh, I tried, because you were here. Yeah. That's everything. I kind of regret that. Especially when I ran into the two Canadian Indians. Oh, those guys?

Oh, I love them. I was changing my my pants and they just opened up the door and I'm standing there my underwear. Oh, that's right. And one Lindsey Dixon got to catch a glimpse of your meat right? Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, I had underwear on it. I bet you've she had known that like you were willing to get HPV. She would have taken you up on it. And then on Black Friday, we will open from 11 to 6 and Saturday, I believe 11 to 6 as well. And here is some of the people I have confirmed who will be appearing, some of the TSD town residents myself, get them. Bunch or Brian will be there. Of course. Q will not be there. I've already asked him and he is going away for Thanksgiving.

Oh, he's going away in the show. So he will not be there. But let's see a second. Some of a bitch. I'm using those two points now. Frank five will be here. I don't know about Thanksgiving night though. I don't know if, I think you can only count on me get him a bride Thanksgiving night

But Friday Frank five Jimmy the hair guy is gonna be her and exclusive first time ever Appearing at the general store on black Friday weekend between the hours of 336 Mr. Sunday Jeff has a to come down on Black Friday. I was prepared to be totally underwhelmed and now I'm like wild. Yeah, I thought you were going to say Tom or somebody. I'll get the bear for that big belt up. Sunday Jeff is going to press some flesh, right?

Sure. Makes a mingle. Yeah, there you go. Shake hands. Sure. You know what that means, right? Makes a mingle. Yeah, well, shake hands. You know, and this invitation is open to all CST town

resident, Ming wants to stop by Chris Lodondo. Anybody who's on his prize guest. Yeah, but those are my come from confirmed members though. I know Jimmy's going to be here. Frank is going to be yeah and Sunday on Friday only Friday only appearance. It's like a con. Yeah. Yeah. What's gonna be available? You'll picture on the website One day only Sunday Jeff We're gonna have on the floor

Yeah, please If you have to use the bathroom ask us for the key. We will let you use the bathroom. It's not a magnet ask us for the key. We will let you use the bathroom. It's not a magnet. We will have two new pieces of merch, a new hat, and a new t-shirt. That's it. Exclusives? Not exclusive. They'll be on the website too at midnight. Will there be anything else special that they may be able to buy? Let's leave it at that. It's all special. Get them. Okay. Okay. It's like it's specific. Okay. When you start promising things like. I'm not promising. That's why you're sounding all the way from Vancouver. Yeah. Not, yeah. Not promising specific things. I'm just saying. Don't promise anything. Okay. You know, just promise that you know, you'll be around and that's all you got to be worried about then. Yes. And I'll be wearing pants both of the time. Are you going to be wearing the office manager outfit?

No. No. No. People love that. I volunteer to wear the turkey outfit. time. Are you going to be wearing the office manager outfit? No. No. People love that. I volunteer to wear the turkey outfit. Oh, okay. You're going to wear the turkey outfit? Yes. Okay. Could we 80 degrees again? That's all right. You'll be dressed as a turkey all weekend. If we, yeah, if I could find a, if I could find a costume, yes. I'll all find one. I have a turkey hat. I know what you're doing. I said I would wear a turkey costume. What's the, what? Well, you make them wear a costume. There's office manager costume.

Well, there's a uniform. You know how like a baseball, like a, again, when you're on a manager in baseball. Yeah. Where's a baseball uniform? It's the, isn't that the weirdest tradition now that give all the coaches and all the professional sports, the only one who walks around in a uniform,

a 75 year old man with a big fucking beer belly, not you, get him. Um, or, yes, on the coaches, who look so ridiculous in a baseball uniform, don't they? But like, football, you don't see them wearing, you know, a fucking helmet. I don't know what that question is. And shoulder pads. I think it would look definitely weird though if they were dressed in a suit though. It went a fit baseball though.

It would, you would look in it and be like, but you know what, I see the coaches too, they start, they like, then they're not like Tom Landry was or they're walking around with like sweatshirts now. No, it's like another suit anywhere. No, hockey, yes. Hockey, still respect the sport with this one. Look at you imagining, you know, like if like if like you know the fellowship in a pocket and his

It is fucking shoulder Hands I'm gonna turn See Be like a freaking the longest yard But you know, I think I like this idea though like every year you wear a new costume The problem with the the office manager outfit is like It doesn't fit

like the the legs on the pants are so high because you're supposed to be wearing like these socks it cuts into my leg and like I have like these red bands around both legs for like the next three days and it gets sausage yeah it gets itchy like while I'm wearing it and you can't pull it up any higher and you can't definitely pull it down it's it just, yeah, it's just- That's because of your ample fucking- I walk in like, yeah. You were. Caps. Is that the Abyn custom? Yeah. No, no, no, no.

This is a different one? Yeah, that's different. That's nice and loose, yeah. Well, where that one is, that's it. All right, so now I got to, when we sign off here, I got to go look for a fucking turkey custom. Y'all probably told Steve Dave then. Ja, precies.

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