Tell Em Steve-Dave - #578: The Johnson Chip

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

Q does LA, thanksgiving facts, Git ‘em surveils Walt, secrets to living to 100, Airport Plaza fecal follies.

I got you treated like an asshole all the time. You know, everybody, you want him just to shut the fuck up, right? He killed yourself. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello, I welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Yes, yes, we are here. We are here. I'm here with Walt.

He's drinking water, so he has to just give a thumbs up. And I'm here with the BQ. Hello. Couple days late this week. My fault. Q is out in LA. Sonny LA. It sounded like he had a real LA week to me it was probably of all my times in LA the most LA week a lot of meetings a lot of work power meetings

Well any meeting that has me in it by definition isn't a power meeting So no, I wouldn't say power meetings, but You know strikes are all over somebody's like beaten drums I just want to have to beat my drums a little bit. How many meetings? Oh over the five weekdays that I was there 13 13 14 whoa That's almost three a day. It was usually breakfast, lunch, and a dinner. A meeting.

Meeting, yeah. And like, you've got to be exhausted. Oh yeah, yeah. He seemed tired when he came in. I noticed that. Yeah, you're a little bit. Oh, but I'm alright. It was all good.

I got to see a time I got spend. Because it's not like, it's like in the 80s when you went to those meetings, you were ready to get all cooked up, and I thought like that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bunch of places over there and I saw like the two guys out there. I pushed the button to get the security coming to remove. There was a woman and two men and I saw both both men go like lean back like look at the woman to see how physical reaction. They want to see how she reacted before they reacted.

Oh my God. And she started laughing because it was funny. And the guys come and they started laughing because it was funny. And the guy's coming. And they started laughing. And they started laughing. So buddy, you know what, I went my way. I was able to learn a lesson without paying the price. Yeah. Can't say pussy's anymore. You can. You can say it.

I got away with it, but you got away with it. You want to push it though. I don't, I don't think it was definitely. I was not early on in the week or was that late in the week, so that did you take that? I was early in the week. So did you make sure the next meeting you didn't use what you were supposed to do?

Yeah. Oh yeah, I don't normally use it. It just kind of whimps. Cause I was saying, yeah, these guys are lame. These guys are whimps, these guys are, you know, whatever. Lamos. Yeah, whimps. Yeah.

I was just sitting here feeling envious that like me and you aren't going to power meetings while and now knowing the rules. Oh, yeah, you wouldn't last a second in a power meeting. I don't think so. And not even intentionally. Like unintentionally, I would say the wrong thing, they'd be like, get them out of here. Yeah, yeah. But it was a lot, it was a lot.

But it good, but fun. I also got seed Moser. Oh, yeah. Got the Hangout Brian Lynch. Nick's, I saw all my, you know, a lot but it good but fun. I also got seed Moser. Oh, yeah, I got to hang out Brian Lynch next I saw all my you know a lot of all the old guys. Yeah, how are they doing doing great man? The Lynch just had a book about right? Yeah, he gave me a copy of it Yeah, it's I got why should have brought it here to talk about it about talking about it

I guess I said comic or gross. No, he did a prose but he did he did The story to like a little novel for kids about it was based on Lynch's adventures in the sixth grade and he did some of the artwork It's not like it looks great all the way through, but he did the hour. It looks cool But I I can't remember the event really nice. Yeah, but he put that out. I'll find that out I got to put that up online. Yeah, everybody's doing great with him, and you know LA living man. LA living I lived in L.A. I don't remember being like that.

I remember poor meetings. I lived in an office though. Still, you know, I did have an apartment for a short time. It's hard to have the L.A. experience where you're living in an office, a functioning office, people are making copies and you're brushing your teeth. I'm trying to set up a power meter.

I'm trying to set up a power meter. I'm trying to set up a power meter. I'm pushing you to walk around your bed for over a minute. I got my curlers in it. I'm telling you, when I was living in LA, the best move I made was moving into that office. Because when I was living in the apartment, it was like, it wasn't super expensive for LA at the time, but it was still like 1,500 a month, and I'm like, I don't even have anything. I didn't have any furniture. I didn't have shit. So I'm like, let me't super expensive for LA at the time, but it was still like 1500 a month. And I'm like, I don't even have anything.

I didn't have any furniture. I didn't have shit. So I'm like, let me just move in the office. I don't care. I'll shower at the gym every day because I was going to the gym, said, fucking, you know, and saved a bunch of money. And I don't know.

I wish I could move back to that office some day. Are you comparing him? She moving together right here to the TSC town general store slash office. Yeah, we're going to beanbag chair for each corner. We here to the TSC town general store slash office. We're going to bean bag chair for each corner. We shut up the TV so we can watch South Park. Yeah. Just like 2000. So we're in there.

We got a black light over there and hidden behind the poker table. Yeah. See, you can understand the joys of living in the office. It's very little like, you don't worry about much outside. No. the joys of living in the office, that's very little like, you don't worry about much outside of it. No. No. Okay.

What do you got to worry about? You've got to care on the world. You only think you got the only real detriment to the whole situation is you gotta share that bathroom, a public bathroom. And sometimes men of a certain age, you know, can leave that bathroom and disarray.

Sure. Remember that story. Yeah. You don't want to get caught by like, like, like, you don't want to get caught by the wrong people walking through the hallway, like, you know, yeah, I want to clock in the morning. Yeah. Anybody. Yeah.

Anybody walk around the whole way through the whole, the office AM. It's also like, I mean, it's not impossible, but it's a little more difficult to woo a woman and have her come back to an office at night rather than it takes a certain kind of gap. I think at this point though, isn't that part of it? That's my type of gap. Exactly. Isn't that part of Gidams' charm? Like if a lady is interested and getham, it doesn't she, especially,

she's gotta be interested in TSD. So she's like, I could be defloured at the TSD town general store by Gidham. That said no one ever. It's not an except Gidham maybe. On the same table that you have episodes are recorded on. Right, wouldn't that be like something on the same table that your episodes are recorded on. Right, wouldn't that be like something that hang your hat on if you're a listener,

or you're a 13% or anything? Yeah, and who were you telling this to? Yeah, because you're trying to impress other listeners. Like on Black Friday, it's like, I guess it was with Getham list. Yeah, I mean, I would think that would make you automatically rise in the ant status if you know, if you're dating Gidham and you're, oh, you're dating.

Oh, whoa. And you're, well, in your, in your, this is where you guys go. You're getting up somewhere. You guys go out to eat. Dotch, of course. So I get up. Yeah. That's eye hop because they're open 24 hours a day.

And you come back to the TST town general store and lay out to make it happen. Of course, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's IHOP, because we're open 24 hours a day. And you come back to the TST town general store and layouts. Make sure it happens. Yeah. If you want to start here, end up on Sox's bed. Yeah. Yeah. Sox looks at me strange next morning.

She finishes what make an eye contact with Jimmy the hair guy on the wall. I didn't even see that. That's a new one. That would be a dream. That would be like the most romantic TSD liaison ever, don't you think? I do think so. Yeah. I would love it to happen. Jimmy the hair guy in that picture looks like he spent too much time near a nuclear power plant. I tell you right now I think 90% of the 13% of the had that fantasy. How did it with you though? With you lasty. I'm about to check his temperature. Well my official stand on there can think. Again there's a certain kind of gal that'll let you fuck around the dog bed. Well, this is our time of the girl that'll fuck you in that bathroom.

No, no. Yeah, that's true. So, get him. She's got fun. Call it fun, then. Can him if you did go on a date, like a real date, you know, you went out to dinner. Okay. Do you pay or do you go Dutch that first? Oh, I at least offer pay. Really? Yeah.

Walt's looking doubtful. Some, some women like, you know, they want to pay because then they've met them. Introduce me. Some people feel there's an obligation if you let, if you let the guy pay. So I will offer. Oh, like she starts seeing your finger moving like when you're getting your wallet out. So I get lump. Oh, like she starts seeing your finger moving like when you're getting your wallet out

So I get lump on your wrist growing All the way you paid for dinner. It's like growing her glowing Six great superstar is the name of the brain linchus great superstar on Amazon Amazon, okay, yeah check it out. Yeah, it did pretty well on Amazon I thought he said I got up to like number four in the book for something. Yeah, it's got. Oh, that's really good Yeah, yeah, like he was right behind Tina Fey Yeah, bossy pants would be right or so. It's on surprise. Oh, yeah, no, it's not surprising at all I've I've long felt that like out of anybody. I know Lynch has paid his dues more than anyone like when I lived in LA that dude never ever stopped still still he's still going

He's just a right and right and right. Yeah Yeah, yeah, he deserves it all. Oh, yeah, I too. Plus I'm just such a nice dude. Yeah, yeah nice friendly dude It's a good on you Brian Lynch. Where's Brian Lynch going for Thanksgiving? He's coming back here maybe Oh, yeah, I too. Plus I'm just such a nice dude. Yeah, nice friendly dude. It's a good on you Brian Lynch. Where's Brian Lynch going for Thanksgiving? He's coming back here maybe. Oh yeah, I don't know. We talked about a little story.

So it's a general story? Yeah, he's coming for that. His parents, so he's a busy, right? Then they like the one that's going to return to our town they would come in a visible of the story. Yeah, nice family. Yeah, I think he's coming, I don't know.

No. I don't want to give away his. His exact location. Dox. Yeah. What are your plans, bro? Thanks, give me. I'm taking on a big chore this year. I'm cooking the bird. Oh, yeah. So how? Turkey fryer. Turkey fryer. I've seen videos. Now, this is not your regular turkey fryer with a peanut oil that's going to go up in flames because I know that that would be my video Yeah, you gotta you gotta you gotta be your dad is just right right to like fucking. Yeah Now this is a propane powered turkey fryer

So you just you put it in the basket you turn on the propane you put in your probe, you know your Your thermometer and you just let it go until it's... So it's like, it's like air frying it? Kind of, I guess. Yeah, kind of. It's just like, it's like this radiant heat. It looks like it's called the big easy turkey fry. So it looks like a small barrel almost. Okay, so it's like infrared heating through the probe.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you put the, you just drop that in and I've done two test chickens so far. How they come out first one Not so good first one was Dressedically undercooked and then the second one came out perfectly nice, so are you considering brining or no? I was but I'm like I'm not familiar with all this shit like once you start like okay I got the turkey thing. Oh wait now. There's people that are brining it. Oh wait Now there's people that are putting butter underneath like, you know, more juicy.

That doesn't, that doesn't work. Injecting and shit, you know, the injectors. I've injected and I've also brought in, I found brining really works well. Yeah, yeah, injecting you got to have the right setup. So it helps with me because I was using actual like needles. So what you're meant to put like saying needles, he's fucking drawing fluid out of his fucking many

Brining the turkey When did you do this you've been living in a basement like a decade now? Oh, I before I lived in a basement, you know, I would cook at home So and you had a turkey fry? I didn't have a turkey fry with you. I would cook it in the oven So yeah, but I would you Brian a turkey? You get a five-gown bucket. You go to

Oh, yeah, yeah. You go to any like If you're not shitting in it, you're Brian and in it. You go to a grocery store, go to the bakery department asking for like a five-gown bucket that they have like that they got the frosting in or something. Oh, okay.

So it's food safe, you know, it's food safe. Then you mix up your your Brian and then stick the turkey in it, leave it in there for like a day. If you, if it's cold outside already, you can kind of just leave it like in a garage where it's not gonna get bothered by anything, especially with the lid on it. And that, because of osmosis, the salt and flavors go in strictly into the meat. Oh, yeah. And it makes it a lot juicier.

Yeah. All right. I was going to use that old bucket that I had my chlorine in for the pool. Yeah. Not a good idea. Yeah. No, no, food safe. Yeah, food safe. Food safe. So I go to the store and I'm like, hey, I need a food safe. Go to like the bakery. The bakery. Yeah, because they usually get like, like frosting in a five gallon bucket. Right. And then they just chuck them. Yeah. Yeah. Tips. Or if they have fresh pickles like out by the deli, ask if they can get like a board's head But pickle bucket like a five gallon pickle bucket

Doesn't it have a pickle tape after taste? Well, you're brining it anyway, but that tastes oh Brining means it's gonna taste like no, it's a salt pickle. No, it's a salt water. It's a salt water plus the The herbs and stuff that you put in the water So but the saltwater... So, what about the pickle? Is there any residue of pickle? No, no. No, pickle residue. Just like the frosting won't make your taste. Your turkey tastes like frosting.

Like a chocolate frosting? Or vanilla frosting, whatever frosting you want. That sounds this... No, it won't. It won't taste like that. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I know, I'm trying to impress, man. I'm trying to impress. The Johnson family. Really? Yeah. At this stage, you're still trying to impress man. I'm trying to impress the Johnson the Johnson family really at this stage You're still I'm trying not to disappoint I'll say that I don't want them showing up and I'm like this bird fucking either like raw or really

You don't want to just have a pop eyes in the oven just in case like real quick Well, I was in the night before him is cooking a turkey breast just in case that does Which I was behind you I wasn't like what the fuck you think I can't do it Chances are no part of it. No part of it because because it's a risk So yeah, that's that's what I'm doing this year. I'm gonna cook up the bird And I was thinking about it maybe even live streaming a little bit from the Johnson Thanksgiving. Yeah, let people say hello nice, you know We'll say we'll see how it goes. What do you got going on? Well, just thanks given it my place. Yeah, my my mom, brother-in-law, you know, the kids and Mrs.

just like they're 12 people. So it's a full house this year. That is a lot. Yeah, my grandmother always was like there couldn't be 13 people there Like is it good because of the bad luck shit? Yeah, and this year I think there might be 13 Well, this dog count maybe is 14 count as a dog. You could even count the cats. There you go I'm up 16 Maybe no Curses Curses laid aside and cute you're going down to are you going out to you? You with this fucking Robert the doll and dude

I'm very concerned about personally. Yeah, I don't know I was thinking all I thought about this week was to the you and the Carmen all that shit I was thinking about you know, you know, because you were talking about the Carmatically you like to do things right I was thinking about Paris Hilton. She's been taking a lot of heat The recently because she had a child, you know, and it's a little baby boy with a big baby boy head. Like the head is like, it's a big baby head, you know? I guess bigger than the most little kids heads. But the kid will grow into it?

Maybe, I don't know. I mean, I've seen some babies with some big heads. People are giving her shit online about it and her sister was complaining and she was complaining. But I was wondering, Paris Hilton, who's been so nasty to so many people over the years, is that karma? Did she have a coming back to her? Through her child, is her child an instrument of karma?

Because that wouldn't be fair. Didn't she catch it during the Hawaii thing? Because she went on vacation in Hawaii during the fires? Oh, was that her? I thought it might have been her. Probably a problem. Yeah, the baby. Again, not giving a fuck that, you know,

they're trying to clear out the islands. Yeah. That's a stretch though. So, so the fact that parasilton was taking some barbs for the size of a child's head made you stop in your tracks and go, well, won't, won't, maybe, right about karma? No, no. It was just an example of something I saw where I was like, no, I'm seeing karma everywhere. Yeah karma everywhere Maybe that's it man, maybe because Paris Hilton was such a bitch to so many people now her head's like her kids like born like a hydrosyphalic head It's just she was nice to some people. Oh, yeah rich people It's just it's a it's a slightly larger head than most little kids. I bet you'll grow into that though It's a toddler. Is that what toddlers are? That's why Toddlers toddlers.

Todd her husband whoever that guy is I'm not sure I was supposed she's 42 I'm super happened to my young Paris Hilton He was like 20 years old Putting that slow lady But who I like? Stars I give you a fucking hand for that. I gotta I gotta Hand for if you would ask me the name her song. I wouldn't have been able to I guess just cuz I was rolling it just came out. Thank you, but I appreciate that father's name is a Carter room and they had a via

Serricot oh She goes she didn't carry the baby. No, it's not what yeah what that's not what it's saying here. I was not aware of oh She want to ruin that body. Nope. She wasn't keeping to it and That could be then the birth mother's Jeans right could could I affect that well they usually put her eggs in the yeah, and the husband's yeah I fertilized ovum in into the so the so the Sarge mother like not none of her traits can be trick could be passed on to the baby Don't leave son that right. Yeah, he's just like housing it

I would not thought I thought that Kind of like when people take in a foster puppy or kitten or something like I'm not gonna really keep it You know give it back right but I didn't think maybe the bloodstream like her thing somehow her DNA gets mixed it I mean you know what I don't know that's interesting. Maybe it sounds completely awesome I heard like like if she has like some sort of like hereditary Something in her bloodline. It's impossible for her to pass it on to that child because she's I think it's like these face nine when Kiko a Brian and accident and Kirin Reese had a Cavalry for a couple months. Yeah, you know, he's talking about you. I know these face-in is a star Trek show. You know, everybody wants him just to shut the

fuck up. I mean, not Turkey talk was enough. I think to make people turn this episode off, I thought borderline just like I was checked out. I think our Brian conversation could have been had off mic and people would have been fine. But I'm interested to get them. I'm interested in space 9 nonsense. Also like involve names and shit where it's like I know it's Star Trek like you. I don't know anything else about it. He's an agent from other podcasts trying to bring us down. You maybe put this mic on.

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I don't even have that. I don't, I can't tell them my devices that they're somebody at my front door, but you can here. Yes, I'm the Alexa. I'm the firestone. So weird. That is weird. You can tell if there's people at Walters. Yes. And then when I leave here and I get home and I pull into the driveway, he'll start speaking to me through the...

No. That is so fucking funny. You'll start talking to me in the driveway as It's I get out of the car from the light What do you say? I hope you had a safe trip home So he at any time can look at your your video feed From the drive-out. Yeah, yeah, are there any other cameras in your house? Is that one just in the driveway. Oh, okay. I don't have a security system, right?

How much time do you spend looking watching? You can't because it times out. So, times out how? Like, it times out like after two minutes and then it won't let you look back again for a while. I don't know why. What's the point of it? I don't know why. Maybe because it's a remote.

It's because we're remote from the house. So how many two two minute increments You check how often he's just like I'm gonna see what's going on for two minutes Like if I like if I wonder if he left for coming to come here. I didn't know this I go to the next to show me the garage like so wait a minute. Wait a minute I can't think of only one reason why you're like let me see if I can get something in before the boss gets here Right, there's only one reason why you're wondering if I left to come here yet, right? I can't think of any other reason because I got a 13% or here That is not the case I much longer to have to put my pants back

Right, I mean, I'm just for picture But I or I can't think of any other reason why he's worried if I'm on the way or not. Or if you're expecting a delivery and you're like, let me know when this delivery comes. And I check. Yes, you have. Yes, you have. Because like you're expecting when you were expecting the war or the undead or one of the other things you were like, let me know if you see those boxes in front of the garage.

And you don't know how to check the camera. No idea to check the camera. Well, like I said, the fire stick is attached to his Amazon accounts. So, like, you know, when you're watching, you know, Pluto, a thing will come up and say, hey, there's someone at the front door or someone at the garage. I see. Yeah. Okay. How much did the fires affect you when you were in LA? The eye

tension down. I just heard about it. I heard about it. I was mostly going from Burbank to, you know, Oh, gotcha. That's how Beble Hills area was my was my range this time around. Gotcha. Yeah, those did you see the big fires in LA melted like the overpass and shit. Yeah, I guess I was not aware of this but it's I mean I would say it's a good idea for the fire to start But I guess like when you have overpasses and stuff there's like those areas that are fenced in underneath and The city leases that to people for private storage. Yeah, they were storing there was a grocery place nearby That was storing palettes there old palettes the other

Storm palettes I guess somehow the palettes caught on fire and then it burns up the whole fucking freeway that's over Top of you know from what I heard there was a Illegal right there was a homeless now the provider heard there was a homeless in camp in nearby and that got pushed out because there They There's a Chinese president coming to California and they, they, they cleared everything. They cleared everything out of the street to put up fences around all the sidewalks and everything. So there was a homeless encampment under their fire started there.

It's spread to the palette storage and then everything went up kind of like it. Were there anything on the pallets? No, just, just our palettes in that demand that you have to, like, you just can't recycle them or like what are you saving them for you You have to ship them back normally, but you have to wait till you have an empty truck to ship them back Because it doesn't make sense to ship them in a partially full truck because then you got to move the pallets out to get to the stuff behind it So they'll store them. I'm Steve Dave. I can't deal with it. I'm sure it's Alex and Brian Well, don't you have something interesting to say that's why he's here right? Yeah

Don't ask the question. Don't want the answer. I worked in the grocery system for a while. I know about palettes I drove like 40 miles to be here But you had a very special engagement over the over the weekend you went to your my aunt's 100th birthday and I asked him to ask his aunt. Oh wow. What are the top three things you should do to make it to 100 and the top three things you shouldn't do. Wow all right. To make it to 100 and get them asked them what was her answer. Can I ask about this? What is this woman done that we should be taking it? Just living to 100? Is not enough?

Well, not if she was like... Depends on the circumstances under which she was living, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Is she like living with those palettes? I don't know what I mean. I don't know a lot of homeless care on the make-a-tour. No, no, no. She has a house down in Thomas River. She's had it for like decades with,

my uncle Tony died in I think 2000. All right, enough enough. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no very tired and I couldn't do it during the party because there was so much to kill yourself. Don't you advice no I'm talking to you. So here you go. My boss wanted me to wish you a happy, honest birthday, but he wanted me to ask you two questions. So what are the three things that you do to make it to 100? Yeah, this was a success.

I'll do that off. I don't worry too much. Don't worry too much. I'll do it. Stop it. I have to look to the other side. Don't worry too much. First, answer.

Don't worry too much. Yeah. Oh my god, I worry all the time. Really? Not gonna be all the time. I'm gonna tell you, you do not seem like a guy who spends one second over thinking or worrying. He's been worrying about curses like the past four weeks.

Yeah, that really shocks me. No, I worry about sage a lot. Like once I'm gone, I worry about sage. He's been sick recently, so I worry about her. Cool, then. No, it's just some fucking allergy cough that won't let go. I thought you had the ability to like, you know, turn that off. No, me, no. I keep everything inside. Unless I'm exploding, of course.

But that doesn't even happen anymore recently. So everything just stays inside. What about you, Kyo? You're a warrior by nature? Not as much anymore. I think what she obviously, she has way more experience than me is You just look back and you just all the shit that you did worry about Most of it amounted to nothing so imagine a hundred years of that I feel like I spend a hundred years worrying about shit and none of it really worked out anyway Like I was worried about so in retrospect. It's easy to be like I shouldn't worry about any of that. I Love keep taking it away from her. Yeah, I like it. I like it. I'm listening to cute. I'm not listening to her.

I mean, she's not wrong. She's not wrong. Yeah. Like, you can, I worry so much, anxiety about things that don't even talk about, but it's at the end of the day, the worrying does nothing. It doesn't change. Why is it so hard to stop it then? Because I agree 100% with you. Yeah. And there are so many times where I'm like, just get it out of your mind, push it out of your mind, stop obsessing over it. Because it doesn't, it won't change anything. If you're not worried about it, the outcome's probably going to be the same. Because if you were, but it's easier said than done. Yeah, it's tough. But it is kind of like if you can just find that Zen spot where you're like, you realize it's like,

no matter how much I worry about whatever it is you're worried about, it's probably not going to be affected if I stop worrying about it. But then you kind of come across this, if you're not worried about it, are you? You're being too busy fair. Are you not being as human as you should be then? I don't know. It's tough.

I think if you catch yourself worrying a lot, I think there is something to using it almost as like a mantra of like, there's no point worrying about this. I'll deal with it when it comes to try and break the cycle in your head. You train yourself not to worry about it a little bit. You know? There's nothing you can do. Like I'm sure you worry about your kids.

Like, oh, you worry about playing. That's the biggest worry. Yeah, yeah. But none of your worrying is going to do anything. Right. So I don't know. It's like the worst thing that ever happened was the worst and best thing that ever happened was these apps that let you follow. Yeah. Oh my God. It's just like you get them on you.

Maybe they're not the best. But they are the, I mean, in a world where now you track and you know where it's just like And you're your daughter is a mind that huh? She doesn't mind getting tracked No, so she has to know In this day and age I think that you know, it's It's just another like safety Measure you like especially young over you're at especially for young woman I think that it's I think it's valuable

But I can tell you like at the time when it's Pam or I'd you're like, you know I'm like in my 20s and they're like hey, we want to know where you are at all times And we're gonna put this GPS on you Well as a guy who worries I I wanted to see if you guys were open to like us sharing our locations at all times between us. Sure. I mean, you just know where you're at at all times. You'll know where I'm at and it'll just be like a little piece of mind, I thought. I don't know. I have zero problem with that. All right. The first podcast that probably does that follows each other. Yeah, everybody's okay

But yeah, I have the problem my parents my parents now actually can contract you. Yeah, yeah, it's good thing It's it's just one of just an extra level of Safety, but you started by saying that it makes you worry more Yeah, because if like all of a sudden if the location can't be found Right, right, you know, you're like that could most likely be a technical issue. Yeah, because if all of a sudden, if the location can't be found. Right, right. You're like, that could most likely be a technical issue. Yes, most of the time. So, or and then your head just comes out. Yeah, and then if it doesn't come online

and you call, and no answer. Oh, yeah. How often a day do you look at? I've been pretty good lately where I don't even, I try to go like a week without looking I try it, but you know, and I broke it last night You know I had a week a seven days straight. Oh, that's it. No, when you check in on somebody can they tell that you checked in on them? Yeah, no Would you be would it be weird though? Like if I can't find your location cue at like 2 a.m. And I start calling you incessantly.

At 2 a.m. I feel like you know where I am. Trust me, you know where I am. But you're in LA. I'm worried. There's fires I hear. There's a palette. Some toned in Ferno on the highway. I can't get hold of you. All right, well's the okay? I was injured in a severe brining incident. Needle slipped.

But yeah, it's, it's, Auntie has something there. Now, she does. She still goes to the casinos, like at least once a month, twice a month. Okay, that's good. So a lot of old people like to do. That's how they like to wait out the clock is by losing money at a casino. Oh no, no, no, no, she does not lose. She is, I know that everybody likes to think

that they don't lose, but she's pretty good. She's pretty good, huh? Okay, how can you be good at the slots though? She plays slots, I assume. I'm not sure exactly which game she plays. So how do you know that she's good then if you don't even know? Because I hear about the updates like oh you know like we only tell you telling you the wins get them.

Okay if you if you insist. You get him's inheritance is not just dwindling by the day. Dwindling by the bus trip. No that ballies your your inheritance is now property of ballies. When we when we go to holiday dinners, there'll be a table of stuff that the Casinos gave her for winning. Oh yeah?

What kind of stuff? Like Croc Pots and stuff like that. It's too weird. Mary Beth, you know, he lives in Vegas and he's a gambler, so he likes to go to the Casinos and get all that shit. Dude's fucking rich. I don't know why he cares about crockpots and electric knives and like all the stuff gets it's free.

People fucking love it. You'll see it a certain point like everybody and just this mass wave walking out with a crockpot under their arm. You couldn't fucking pay me to take the crockpot out of a casino. What a pain in the ass. Yeah, you know, right?

Where's the nearest fucking waste pass? Because that's where I'm dumping this piece of shit. They're little ones, but I got it ready for, you know, from when we get the house fixed up. Yes. You have a crockpot ready to go? Yeah, I have a crockpot at an instant pot. Besides from taking it out of the box, how do you get it ready to go?

It's sitting in the, sitting in the, in a, in a shed on the property. Oh, okay. Oh, okay, I got it. Yeah. All right, So have we covered? Don't worry as you think or is right, but then wasn't it wasn't Bob McFarron? Don't worry be happy and then he off Themself didn't he? No, he died of cancer, didn't he? Did I cancer? That'd be horrible if he killed himself. What was his name? Bobby McFarron? Yeah, don't worry Be happy.

Right now Robin Williams who was in the video for that did kill himself. That was an entirely different reason. I was not aware he was in the video for that. That's irony, right? What do you got here? Good. Everybody's feverishly looking up stuff on their phones to see if Bobby McFarram killed himself.

Yeah, I can't say. No, we still alive. He's still alive? Yeah, 73. There you go. Don't. No, we still alive. You still alive? Yeah, 73. There you go. Don't worry. He's still active, it says. I remember the last Bob and McFarron reference,

I remember, was on the Simpsons decades ago, when the song was playing on a radio, and then he's like, that's a latest from Bob and McFarron. I'm worried, need money. Yeah. All right. All right. Let's go on to Antis. All right, yeah. Second answer to auntie's second answer.

Okay, don't worry. I have a good time. That's true. What was it? Have a good time. That's very subjective. Yeah, this she is not taking these questions seriously. She isn't watching to live 200.

But she really is. Have a good time as a vague. I sprung it on her. Like I didn't ask her ahead of time. Like to think about it. She's essentially saying, don't worry, be happy. So far. So, Bobby Mitterson will also be.

Yeah. And then, like I said, she goes to the casino. She has fun at the casino. You gotta have fun. Yeah. Have fun was the answer? Was the answer? No, hold on, let me go back. Have a good time. Have a good time. You gotta have fun. Yeah, have fun was the answer? Was the answer?

No, I want me to go back. Have a good time. Have a good time. Have a good time. That's one. I have a good time. That's two. Have a good time.

Have a good time. Yeah. Again, it's really vague though. What does that really mean? Have a good time. You're like, how did she have a good time? Like, have a good time. You know what I did when I was,

when as I was growing up, I would travel a lot. And that's like, that would maybe have a good time or spend a lot of time with you. Get them. No, thank you. Did they call you get them there? No. No. She's leaving it.

I think there's wisdom in it. She's leaving it up to you. She's saying, hey, just to have a good time, whatever that means to you. Yeah. But she loves crock pots and fucking and pants. Lots, right? Whereas that might not your your good time is fantasy best. It's not crock pots. Right.

No, but she's saying like, you know, whatever it is, you have to remember to take time to have a good time. I like it. I think it's solid. I would add to that because I have an extremely difficult time with this. As you're having a good time, be in that moment. Yeah, I'm not good at that. What does that mean?

Like I think about things a lot, where I get distracted from like what I'm doing, or I'm worried about something else, you know, like, while you're having a good time. While I'm supposed to be having a good time, yeah. I find many times. Like an example of like you're having a, you're in the middle having a good time, and you realize, hey to be having a good time. Yeah, I find many times like an example of like you're having in your middle having a good time and you realize, hey, I have a good time and

I'll be sudden and then you might wander somewhere else then. Yeah, I'll be like, well, it'll be something as stupid as like going down the fantasy fest. One of the things was the hotel head parking, which is like at a minimum in Key West. So the whole time I'm down there, I'm like, are there gonna be enough spots? Is like, am I gonna get down there and it's gonna be a fucking pain in the ass? That's working as well. Yeah, I know.

Am I gonna get sick and I'm gonna get toad? Yeah, like, yeah, like, what if something happens and they don't have the parking, like, they fucking said they're going to because like, they kind of shit happens. I think I expect worst-case scenario a lot. And it doesn't happen, so I don't know why. Yeah think I expect worst case scenario a lot, and it doesn't happen, so I don't know why. Yeah, that's the point.

Where's case scenario on the most benign things like a market tribunal bullshit? You know, it's a 10-dollar ticket, yeah. Yeah, it's trivial, I know. Yeah, I thought you were like, you know, I see a spot on my hand or a spot where it shouldn't be. Dude, I worry about that than the parking spot. It's weird. Yeah, I know. I'm like, that's what we're talking about. That's what we're talking about. That's what we're talking about.

That's what we're talking about. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that.

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We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. But you've been like that, and I know we told the story on TSD years ago, but I remember the one of the greatest like three hour conversations was we were headed down to film Jay and Son of Bob Strike back. And all of a sudden we called in, before cell phone, he called in about the room we were staying in. And for some reason, it made it sound like whatever Bri heard on the other end about the room you're

staying is that we were sharing it with other people. And he was so fucking. This makes me so sick. So bad. On the fact that he wouldn't have a drawer to put his clothes in. And he started to like go at like 100 miles an hour to like try to get there.

So he would have he would lay claims to like hang his clothes up over you. No, no, no I'm not sure. No, not over me. I was gonna give a fuck. I was like, I'll be my shit to suitcase. You're gonna have it. I don't care. But you're like, oh, I know we're not gonna get a bed. I know I'm gonna have to sleep on the floor. And it was like all these like like like building it up to like levels of like preposterous like he's sleeping outside. So it's a life time issue. Yeah, and it turned out it was not the case at all. We had separate rooms even.

Wow. Yeah. That was another problem where like I cringe saying this, but I remember getting all upset and I'd be like, I'll bet you they don't expect Ben and Matt to share a room. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck I was on. Yeah, Ben, I'm like,

I think one of the, one at that point or not. No, I don't want to. He was ranting and raven screaming in the van driving white knuckle trying to get there before Ben and Matt got there. In case they were sharing a room with Steve David Famboy. They didn't have their old fucking figures here that year we did All right, remember that I remember and then afterwards being like the bed and math thing of being like what's wrong with me? What is it? What is it looking back? What's the assessment? It's the chip. It's the chip on the it's the Johnson chip Yeah, I think maybe at some point my life I was treated like a second-class citizen enough that you come to expect it and then get mad about it Right, you have to come to expect it and accept it. Mm-hmm. That's what happened to me early on second-class. I am the second-class citizen. Yeah. Yeah. You?

No, not me. I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. I mean, all you. Yeah. So, I'm right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know what they were all second-class citizens. No. So, yeah, I mean, it's hard, you know, people listening are going to be like, these guys are out of touch if they think they're second class citizens. Well, not in the society, but just like in that other way,

other people treat you like, I get treated like an asshole all the time. But you also get treated like a god too. Sure. If people know who he is. And a lot of people do not. I find it a shame. I know no one does.

Well, no, they're so chated so yeah, Walter right there a tune there They're they're so attuned to like celebrity thing everywhere that it's like it's cool to not acknowledge Well, I think also the celebrities they see are like you know real celebrities Um all right, so don't worry. We'll know what we'll end. And have a good time. Okay. So for I'm going to try to listen to her.

Okay. One more? Yeah. One more. Uh, don't think the haemesteading's gladding. Okay, and the other question you want to me out? Oh, it'll be me to anybody. I agree with this one.

Who goes back to karma? What are you saying? I think you're 100% right. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. I wish more people knew that. Yeah.

It's one of those things that it seems so simple and you shouldn't need a hundred-year-old woman to tell you that though. No. Do you say though you're mean to people in your everyday life? Who mean? Yeah. I don't think so.

I don't think I mean. I think, like I said, I try to go above and beyond sometimes to not be mean. And you know, sometimes all you lose your temper with a dope post office. We have a bad day. Yes, you can have a bad day and that can really fuck up your auntie's words to live by, you know, she didn't take into effect though that, you know, you know, some you work every day with an idiot. But don't be mean. It's good for the soul. Yeah. I think.

Now what do you get out of it? I think most people, I'm saying, I think most people aren't mean, though. I think most people are more maybe self-involved. All look online, man. Or people. Oh, well, yeah, yeah. People are fucking gross online. The, the me and the under the, under the anonymity. Oh, my God. It's absolutely grotesque the way some people behave and the things that they write. And I'm sorry. I think that they, they think that there should be a penalty to pay, you know, in the afterlife, if you were ever voting, anything mean about Tom Steve Dick or those.

I couldn't agree more. It's not nice. I see where this is going. So it don't be mean of what do you get them? Do you abide by these your ants law? I would I would say yes. I don't think I'm particularly mean to people. I try to see like the positives of people I think Sometimes at your own Yes, I don't peril. Yeah, I can call Pauliana I was gonna say Sometimes he said shit that so outrageous and so ridiculous and giving people the benefit of the doubt

I want to slap him. Yeah, I want to give him like a mo slap right across the face Like honestly spit fucking life on that fucking those stupid lips as he's telling me that like, oh, this person's not so bad. I'm boss talking about his employee. Right. He wants to smack him in the face. I don't suck her in the right.

Here he is. Here he is. You two have such a weird relationship. He's spying on his house. He wants to slap him in the mouth. See the spill of the fly out of that? That's so shockingly dumb and so like... Like, wow, what's an example?

I don't want to get into it too deep because... You'll identify the person? Oh yeah, but they're okay. There's this Chinese guy. Let's say you found out you about somebody in the industry of repairing something. Okay. And you were going to and you were going to bring a product for them into repair. And you were going to, and you were going to bring a product for them into repair. And you found out that they had been charged and jailed for a horrific crime.

Oh, Jesus. Would you still bring that product to fucking it? That's the last one. It's a bad, every part of that sounds bad. And that's why I got my fucking, my bitch hand. I'm ready to fuck it. Slap this idiot across the face. He's like, oh, I'm still bringing it to her.

You know, that doesn't mean I can't do this or this or that. And I was just like, just jaw-droppingly, just like, are you a fucking moron? Go tell your father this, I said. Go tell your father right now what you're thinking of doing. And have him tell you that you should not do this. Did you? Nice.

This is the polyanna that this man can be sometimes. Okay. The benefit of the doubt should not always be extended. Yeah, I've had that issue with people too where the benefit of the doubt is extended so far that you're like, you start to lose respect for the person's intelligence. You look, what the fuck, man, are you kidding me? There's a million other places that can fit one another. There's a million other places that don't have a fucking

convict or have this fucking dark stain on the establishment. Don't bring it there, but nope. You do. Don't bring it. He's the guy. There's still a reason why that I'm the one that's acting irrational by not bringing it there. Oh really?

Alright, so we also asked A and T, what are the three things you shouldn't do? Yes. To make it to 100? Yes. Right, is that the proper way of doing it? That's what I was saying worrying. Don't do. The question you wanted me to ask, what are the top three things you don't do to make it to 100? Ben has to say worry

We get trouble maker oh be cute and you're all and gonna be younger days are four. So they're four to get that out of your system. You're gonna round the rounds. Right? I mean, that's why most like, you know, like there's a lot more deaths early in life. Like men die. Are there? Yeah, because they do in stupid shit. Because we feel and destruct the mortality rate.

As of like in compared to women in their 20s, you mean? Yeah, there's a curve on time. And climb to die young than a woman is. Yeah, once you reach a certain age, you're more likely to continue to old age than you want. If you get out of those, if you get out of those,

if you get out of those, yeah, never was a rabble razzar. I never was a troublemaker. Why? I am not a troublemaker. You like my nose down. You like to start off the pot sometimes. I say it makes some trouble when you were younger too. Yeah. Much younger. Yeah. When you had that advisor route, we filled up the place to bags and with water and

truck them up. You took them out of paperboy. You don't want to deliver newspapers one Wednesday. Because you want to play paperball. Make a trouble. Our place of touch football, and he dumped those papers and fucking ditched. Hey man, that's trouble making. Should he pay with his old age though, because of that trouble making? I'm not so sure I agree with the idea on this one. There's a free newspaper queue. Nobody was paying for it.

No, except all the ads that the people that were paying for the ads. But like, think about anything, like somebody could have caught you, dumped it and be like, hey, what are you doing then? Suddenly you're in a fight. That ends when you get punched in the ground. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, as deep as I'm saying you put yourself into those situations when you do things like dump stuff. I jumped on my huffy man, he got catch me on my fucking

car. All right, well, now you're going away. You're in a way full speed, you go to your stops on a car hitcher, all because you wanted to dump him. You're right, you. Yeah. You were the few kids I remember having a brown bike. Yeah, I won that bike at my father's work company fair. Really? A company picnic. How exciting was it? Do you recall?

It was shocking. Because I wandered up to, you had to throw soft balls into a peach basket. And I was like, okay, yeah, I just got to throw, make three into a peach basket. I'm like probably like 11 and 12 and They didn't realize oh that it was only should have been open to five year old so Oh, no, I took some five year old

That wasn't your fault is brown bike Wasn't an actual heavy no, I don't remember what it was, but it was a three-speeder. Don't worry about it. I had a gear shifter on it, right? I had a gear shifter on it. Yeah, brown. I think they just, some toy store probably toys

are us like we can't get really. He's gonna buy the fucking thing. He's gonna buy it on brown bikes, or they donated it to the Charles of the Ritts. Make-up company, he worked that, and my mother wanted to give the bike back. And my father- Because you were too old?

Because I was too old. And my father was like, no, he refused. He listened to her to be like, no, he won it. It's his. He was like, he hated work anyway. So he felt there was some sort of like middle fingers to the company that his son got a brown bike. Good for him.

Fuck the suit. Good for him. Fuck the suits. Fuck the suits. Yeah. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah. It's a bomb.

Well, Brian, Brian, trouble maker. You can't, you have your own little history to deal with here is a. Made a lot of trouble as a youth. You did. Yeah. Not so much of a peacemaker. No. Now I was an instigator. For sure.

And then I'm looking back at my life after aunties tell me everything I'm doing wrong. I feel like halfway there right? What 200 yeah, I mean I was thinking about that a little bit earlier when you said that she was 100 I'm like 45 more years of this shit. I don't see that happening I mean she Like the last 20 who just been like living down in Tom's river just doing everything wants to do yeah Which is what? Watching Matt Locke and maybe fucking getting a ride to fucking Bally's. Go into the casino. You know, go into

the dinner stuff like that. Yeah, but if there's not much you can do it on. You want to chocolate walk? But the way he's like, she does whatever she wants to do. Like, which is what? Like, you basically, like a turtle in a fucking little pen. That's like, they don't do much either. And a certain age. She, she drove up a little turning. I mean, she, she, she was wise before. She has an amazing friends network in the community.

You know, it's like every time a community downsides her. A digital network or actual like, you know, real deal, flesh and blood. She's on Reddit posted about the other old stories. Now, like people stop by, she stops over at their places, they drive around. She still drives. No, no, she drove up to she. Talking about driving a blind spot.

She'll drive better than him. She knew when to cut herself off. She knew when to cut herself off. I don't remember off top of my hand. You've got to take a guess. Is that 85? That's still pretty old to be out on the road. She's pretty with it.

Yeah. We had to take my grandmother's, not we, I don't have a say in it, but my mother and my father took and my uncle took away my grandmother's car Because she was 85. She was bumping in the cars right in left Just hitting show. What do you think will be the reaction when that inevitably happens to you? Very Beth is like, we're sorry. We got to take it. I don't know man I don't know cuz I My license that's a charger because I do do watch Edgar, who I consider to be like a pretty decent driver's whole life.

And now when I watch him, like he's slower, you know, he's doing the same shit that other old people do in the lane. I believe he's prepared. Do I turn here? Yeah, yeah. Do I do here? I believe he can tear me backing out of your driveway

to Edgar driving. Yeah. I've got some stuff for a couple weeks. My neck hurts, I can't see. He's going. I should turn the back out of the driveway to Edgar driving Couple weeks my neck hurts I can't see he's going Losing his neck What is the fat just rising up Where gravity is way in the big noggin down Just got some fluid build up or something. I don't know, let's go.

Looks like Paris Hilton's baby. Oh, that's right, I said it. I fucking said it. You just broke anti-s. Oh, that's right. Oh, law. That's right. Like, ain't shall not kill ape.

You do not believe. It doesn't count towards employees. Underlings. Very class citizens. I got to do better. I got to think of anti-s wise words. as a counter towards employees, underlings. They're class citizens. I got to do better. I got to think of auntie's wise words. Yeah.

You see Trailer for the new? Apes movie. Yeah, that's good. I liked all those Apes movies. They were really good, every single one of them. And they don't get enough credit, I don't think. I agree with you 100%. Like, why aren't they spoken about more?

I don't know. They were hits, they were good. Everything in them was good. Mark Walberg? No, that's not. Well, he was like a different one. Well, I think they made people lumped up together. It had not been.

He's in the Marching Mark Wahlberg. He was in the Transformers movie. But that one that he's talking about is the 8th movie that nobody likes and had nothing to do with the new reels. That was the Tim Burton one. Yeah. That movie was terrible. But yeah, I don't know why.

I think that there's a There's it's one of those franchises that doesn't get enough respect in my opinion I thought that they told a great story over three movies like you followed everyone. Did you watch monarch? Not yet. I heard it's good. That's really good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I keep on I wanted to shout out to Jimmy the hair guy for let me use this Apple TV That's the way you went cuz I asked you the other day if you're gonna watch it. And you're like, yeah, I'm gonna re-sign up and blow up the fuck. Yeah, then when Jimmy offered it, I was like, shh, I'm not re-signing up. Fuck, re-signing up is for suckers.

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What's anti-second rule to never do You that don't be nice to everybody. Yeah, I think yeah, I guess that's that don't be mean This was the end of the party She was like oh she's got a little frissel. She's wasted. No, no she wasn't wasted We invited no we invited people up from like other states to come and see her so she was just like I think overwhelmed Matters that from another state like people they haven't seen in in like years a lot of energy Yeah, yeah, so what did she say yeah so be mean to everybody's what you don't do right okay okay all right don't hold the grudge

who's helping yeah that's uh her daughter my answer oh I just broke the rule you did yeah I'm holding the grudge my brother you didn't know the rule yet. Well, I'd heard, listen to this or I don't know. He knew the rule. I knew the rules. But, you know, I just put on full display. Well, it's not Walt, I don't think it's relished in that grudge.

Being perfect. Right? I think it's about like, you're human. You can't help but hold the grudge. It's about which Walt shows up to deal with that grudge. I know. The one that starts chanting top five. I feel this way, but I gotta let this go.

You know, it's about who shows up to the feelings that you can't help feeling. Right. How do I beat down top five? Well, we'll try to make a show here, so I just... I don't know. I'd say, amp them up. I'm at least three, I don't know. I say, amp them up. We did at least three top five moments per show.

I'm interested in it. I'm hoping it gets bigger. Don't hold the grudge, Kew. Now, we know that you have a certain number two waiting for somebody, and that would definitely fall under breaking Guanty's rules. You know what? Are you going to do it? Are you going to renounce that right here right now? I gonna let go of it I'm gonna let go of the grudge

and you're not gonna fucking what I'm gonna let go of I'm gonna let go of the grudge I am and you're not going to shat on a grave I am prepared in your lifetime. It won't happen. It's not easy to say, but I will let it go. And I will not. I'll let it go. That's not healthy, baby. 100% your seniors. 100% I will not do it. It's not healthy behavior.

No, it's not. How old am I going to be? Fucking in my 60s, crawl over fences and drop and drown in a cemetery. Well, I'll be in the 70s garden, yeah. Yeah. So yeah, I think so. I think I'm gonna take what she said as a sign

that I should let it go. I'm gonna try. That's a tough one not holding grudges. Yeah. That is, that's one of the things that human beings do. And they hold onto them like with a steely grip. Mm-hmm. And you can't pry their fingers off of their grudges, you know.

Like there were things Mary Beth said years ago that like we'll pop into my head where I just wanna be like, oh you mean like, you know, it just like come out or add a nowhere sometimes. Remember when you fucking said that shit? Yeah. Never mind the million things I've probably said. Yeah, never mind the million things. I've probably said

Well, it's not about that Yeah, wow, but it'd be cute. Yeah, it's not on record now, so you can't I won't do it now I'm gonna let it go because that would really shatter all the listeners, you know, you know, I Think me not doing it is shattering faith in me You know, I think they're not doing it is shattering faith in me. No, I think that they, nobody really, I mean, there's a certain segment that wants to see you do that. But yeah, they're sitting right here. That wants you to be the bigger man and want you to be the better human being and not be petty or or hold a grudge that and let go of that bile. I mean, it just doesn't affect me anymore

and I don't care. So I should follow your lead and I shouldn't bring nounts ever making any more future comments about grudges. Well, look, you still, you're having fun with it. Right. You know, right. But at the, but they're at the end, you know, at're having fun with it. Right. You know. Right. But at the end, but they're at the end. Is it annoying at you inside? At the end of the day, there's a reason why that it comes from a place of hurt. And you know, like it's a raw emotion.

At least, that's what I'm saying. You can't help that. You're still working through that. I know, but if I want to make it to Annie's age, yeah, but it's a process. I don't think you've got to be perfect every step of the way. You're now aware and you're trying to make changes. You have to mature like I'm going to find yourself if you're going to succeed at it. Now, has Auntie never fallen as she ever broken any of those rules or They ever seen her on display do something again. She was pretty mean to me at the party

My Ah, it's tough because I've heard her say you put her on his pedestal all the time. Have you ever seen her like I've heard her Accidentally led like a certain word slip. Oh wow, not that word. No, not that word If that's not the word then everyone is left to guess what's the word? Yeah, what is that? The word you word anybody thinks it was it was something from clerks to Word that it's not that word it's a two word Was it made into an ill-advised word right? I'm gonna try to put like trying to put the man that has had two words recillibles All right, so it is exactly what we pretty much

But not that All right, all right, so this is good to know that auntie's human. Yeah, I think I'll let her go dude They don't hold that against They they lived in the they lived in the Nork area Stop talking You can understand why You know she lived here So I her fault We cut that please my family my list. I really don't I

Love how he comes you good It's too good, you got it. It's for no reason. You did it say anything. You did it say anything. Antishuman. Yeah, this makes this humanizer. She was this deity up until now. She's got feet of clay just like all of us.

Nobody said any words. It's all, it's nobody said anything. I also have, I have some Thanksgiving facts. Or could I read something real quick? Yeah, you got an in. Knock this out. Yeah. That was a third one. That was three, right? Yeah, it was, um, don't hold a grudge. Um, don't be mean. Don't be mean. No, don't not be nice. Sure. You know, that's two. There was no third one. There was was, um, don't call people. I don't have a brush. Okay, guys. Alright. Sure.

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Let's push the sacks. Let's push the sacks. Down to less. You said you had some Thanksgiving stuff? I'm definitely shitting on that grave. Yeah. Good for you. Good for you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no At one point people used to dress up in costumes much like Halloween and Thanksgiving was actually called the Ragamuffin Day in New York City. I didn't know that, that sounds fun. Yeah, I wonder what happened that they stopped doing that.

Were they were the costume sexy? No, no. These were often children dressed up as poor kids and so much so that it was called ragamuffin day. Got you. Never heard of it. I love it, you know. Probably can't bring that back and probably be in poor taste. That was Pam's big word for us while we were young. Good dress. You look like a ragamuffin. Right, but I like if you're trying to bring that back I don't think you can sell this ragamuffin day.

It's like, well, we'll go dressed as the poor. It'll be fun. Yeah, probably not. We're already poor. This one blew my mind. The Macy's Day Parade Balloons were let go at the end of the parade. What?

Yeah. How's that even safe? It's absolutely insane. Well, they just let go of them? Yeah. Up until 1932, the famous balloon scene at the Macy's Day Thanksgiving Day pray were just let go and allowed to drift off into the sky. The store offered a $50 reward for return balloons, but most of them exploded or burst once they cleared the skyline and got to higher altitudes. Wow. Yeah. Could you imagine seeing like Snoopy just explode? Jesus Christ. Then come raining down into the environment. I remember when Barney lost his mind.

Yeah. It was like every it's all everyone could talk about. Yeah. I got that street light. Yeah. I was just saying that people would just get dragged along the street. Shit. It was the funniest shit. Because it would like Godzilla like going down the street destroying shit But I guess in 1932 there weren't I have to think they're still electrical lines Oh, so what happens if like it exploded and In all that like hydrogen air or like or like helium just like explode it like the Hindenburg and shit Well, it'd be it's at a higher altitude. So like you it's like way above power lines, right? So what if I go into a high-straight hole? Yeah, it's at a higher altitude so like you it's like way above power lines. Right. So what if I go into a high school?

Yeah. It's us to fall. Yes. Do you think was a electricity like rampant in the city in the 30s? Uh, probably not as much as it is now. And I would probably I would hope there's more electric in the city now. I'm talking about. I would imagine I would imagine the balloons floated away from the city and not just hovered above it

So like they're going towards like New Jersey Scenario they're going towards the ocean. They're going towards New Jersey. The river mania. Yeah So we're choking sea turtles, but you know, they weren't cutting the power off But like you would think that these balloons Like they were like 10 to 1000 dollars. I would think that these balloons are valuable. Like they were like 10 to 1000 dollars, I would think they wanted to, they got on display now.

They're so elaborate, but. Macy's must have had money to burn back then. They're like, just fuck a let them go. Who cares? We'll get into one's next year. It had to be. I mean, for whatever reason though, the balloons were let go.

Turkey doesn't actually make you tired. What? Due to trip the fan, a chemical fan of Turkey, it's often credited with why people feel tired and sluggish after dinner. It's because I overeat. It's medical experts say there's no more trip the fan than in other foods. It's more because of all the carbs and calories you've eaten that you feel sluggish. It's a myth.

Well, whatever it is, something makes me shut it down after I eat after I stuff that face. I love it. Isn't it strange because I feel the same way. Even I don't eat a lot of turkey. I'll just have like a little sliver and I'm still like, man, I'm going to take a nap. Could also be. Could it be mine? Yeah, the mind of a matter like.

See both of that too. I took a Xanax. Could it be my- Yeah, the mind of a matter, like- Yeah, I'm like, I'm thinking that, you know, I took- Like people think oysters are an afradi-jack, but they're really not, yeah. That's a good way to avoid the rest of the family, though, you're like, oh my god, all that trip to fandom so tired. Yeah. Everybody has to go home. I used to look forward to my post Thanksgiving dinner, like crash nap, where you go, you just be a fucking hour, and you come back down, then you stop playing rescue, whatever. But as my parents are getting older, and the past few years,

I've not done it. As a choice, I've been like, I'm going to stay up. I want to stay. I want to soak in these Thanksgiving's while they're still here. You can use some of these, like tidbits to entertain everybody at the table. Yeah, see what I get dropped. You want to borrow the white barring on? This one this one kills me The observance of Thanksgiving was changed in 1941 to the fourth Thursday in November by President Roosevelt as employee to encourage more weekend holiday shopping He was not saluted for this stunt some even compared him to Hitler Changing the holidays. That's right. What was the original day? I don't know, but it was it was

Changed in the what did I say the 40s? Well, that's on bros about what have been around so yeah, but 1941 but even back then People were like if you do if you're this or you do this or you do that, you're worse than him. You're literally Hitler. And so it's not a, it's not a current day thing that, like, you know, it's been going on forever while a sense of Hitler's been around,

that the comparisons. Well, he's an easy comparison to something gone wrong. I know, but at some point though, like that is not worthy comparison, no, but you do change the whole thing. But do you think that people really mean it? What do you think that they're just using it as an easy example of how bad a person is?

I don't think anybody thinks like... Well, we did a, did that thing come out yet where we did something for Patreon where Will Rogers, we did a family feud style thing. And it was like, Oh yeah, it was for Halloween too. First Sunday Jeff's Halloween. Okay, so that did come out then. I don't wanna know spoiler alerts. But the people that it was like, oh yeah, it was for Halloween. Okay, so Sunday, Jeff's Halloween. Okay, so that did come out then. I don't

want to spoil our words. But the people that they're like, yeah, these people are like as bad as Hitler. I was like, you got to be kidding me. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he's, I get it. I get why people don't like him. But like, why him more than Elon Musk or any other number of billionaires, you know, Trump is always the guy. Trump's, oh, Trump is literally number one. Yeah, Hitler guy. worse than always the guy. Trump is literally number one, man, Hitler guy.

Worst than Hitler. Worst than Hitler. They called it Frank's giving. I saw, I wasn't aware of this, because you know, I don't really watch the news that much. I wasn't aware that they had started a rumor about Trump that he was getting golden showers when he was in Russia. Oh, yeah, that's really old.

Oh, yeah, that's old. I just read that today. I just became aware of that today. First thing I heard that I was like, all right, maybe I'll vote for the guy. I don't know, he party like that. All right. That was a good time, just like any since.

I'm not holding a grudge. Don't hold your bladder, don't hold your grudge. Don't hold your grudge. Um, American secretly dislike classic Thanksgiving dishes, but eat them anyway. What do you mean? A whopping 68% of Americans dislike Thanksgiving dishes, like canned cranberry sauce, punk and pie,

and even turkey itself, according to a 2019 Instacart survey. That sounds like a bunch of assholes to me. 68%. Are you really doing that? Who's that American? Yeah, I'm real. Yeah. Who's that new target? Is that a lot of American? Yeah, really?

Who's that new target? Who's after millennials? Gen Z. Gen Z. Who's that Gen Z? Yeah, probably Gen Z. You like cranberry sauce? Fuckin' love cranberry sauce. Really? Do you like the can or do you like to make it with the, yeah? I like a whole berry cranberry. Oh man, like even in June, a lot are like a Thanksgiving sandwich

from this local place Turkey and then stuffing and cranberry on top a gravy port over between oh man So you'll eat turkey 365 days a year you don't have a problem with it just I only turkey the one day. Yeah, I don't really have I'd go out and I slaughter a turkey everyday It got him excited. I'm really yeah We got tons of turkeys on Staten Island. And they're very unique turkeys.

They don't have anywhere else but Staten Island. So you don't feel though you've kind of like taken the kind of the, this specialness out of Thanksgiving by having turkey on such a regular basis? No, because like it's just sliced turkey. It's like deli meat, you know? It's not like,

it's not like my mom's making me a turkey sandwich every day. But I don't really eat any of the traditional, I like the mashed potatoes. Do you like chickens? Yeah, I like the chicken tenders. But nobody seems to really want a chicken on Thanksgiving. It's like, you know, my wife is loath to fucking change it up and like shock the system of not making a turkey.

You know, barely anybody eats it. 68% of your guests are gonna be like, oh, turkey again. Yeah. the system of not making a turkey barely anybody eats it. 68% of your guests are gonna be like, oh, turkey again. Yeah. If you have some extra leftovers, you know, sweet potatoes, all that shit. Yeah, that I'll agree with you there.

Yeah, never been us. Yeah. Is that the same thing as a sweet potato? No, different. They're different things. Yeah, I don't eat any of pies. Yeah, love all that, too. You like pumpkin pie?

I don't like pumpkin pie. I just thought of that just I'm gonna be Other sponsors now I'm gonna stand by that He's scary pumpkin pie. I'm gonna stand by it people. No, I love a good jackal lantern So yeah, okay, but supporting him in other ways. Yeah, I just just realized now that I'm since I'm gonna go to Florida for Thanksgiving I won't have any leftovers usually I have like You can't take a lot of playing with you

It's like a nice chat for where? Oh cooler My next species travel day and a year All the turkeys like those who even make it tired My family my family would always give me the turkey carcass. Yeah. To take home and just kick it up. Of course, no doubt. To get to the barn cats.

And all they would love it, you'd see them like running around with the pretty much. Oh yeah, man, they love that shit. They cut me out the part where they gave them to the cats. Just a second. Do you like pork? Is pork is the second most popular dish? I don't really much probably need bacon anymore really I will I'm not saying like there's never a time, but I'm not giving up the bacon, huh for health reasons or just because you just cut I don't know I think I just been cutting back and meeting general and and bacon pork is never my favorite

Yeah, to begin with so it's just kind of an easy one to look up But I will leave it. I want to get that out. Can you remember? We were at the con and QA too much. I paid all that. The bacon and it couldn't work the table. I couldn't have the- I didn't have the-

I couldn't have the- I couldn't have the- I couldn't have the bacon. I had a normal amount of bacon and it was bad. I think I got- We don't even know if I got sick from the bacon. You didn't tell me or my room has a bed in it. I ate something and I got a whole failure if I got sick from the bacon. You did, I tell you, my room has a bed in it. Oh! I ate something at an apple fey and I got sick.

You told us it was a buffet, it was all you could eat bacon and you would the room. I think you should defend him. Bacon boy. You should have been out to work his tape. Do your clear. I'm going back to the puff. I mean, I'm going back to the room. Sleep all of all this bacon. You did love your bacon. Five, maybe six pieces of bacon.

Slams. Fliped with this long enough. Did you give me a signal time, Mr. Dayork? Yeah, you had a bad. Black Friday, A.K.A. the day after Thanksgiving, is the busiest day for plumbers. Oh, that's gross. Yeah. People just slump. They just talk about The toilet with turkey is just too much indulging on Thanksgiving leads to

backed up pipes. Cool. I'm going to pretend all my bathroom is right to order. I went to cleaning up the plates as well and stuff. So much so that um, rotor router and water cleaning companies actually referred to Black Friday as brown Friday. All right. Now, we had a brown Friday last Friday at the at the communal bathroom. Yeah. I went into the bathroom. I had I had gone to dinner with my wife and I left socks here.

Pause just for a brief second. There's a fourth week in a row. We've had a shit story. This was good. one's worth it. I was all been leading up to this. I looked around prior to this to see if there was another one. I had no idea what organically comes to me. So I go out to eat, I come back to get socks,

and I hit the bathroom before I leach her up and get her in the car. I go into the stall and it is like some animal that's been in there. It is like some human being wouldn't do this, some human being wouldn't leave it in this condition. They would make an effort to hide what had happened. Who was it just not a flush stack of? I didn't want to stare it too long.

I just like you get a glimpse. You want to turn your head real quick. There was no way you could try and flush it. I wasn't even gonna, like it shouldn't, it's not my responsibility. Right. So I run and I come back and storming into back. Get them, get in there and flush the toilet.

And I'm like, I want to know who the fuck was working here this afternoon. I said because you either had to be one of the wrongs Or that fucking another guy in across the hall. I said I go it's fucking unacceptable I want to fucking tell this super intending that there should be a note of the door that they got a fucking flesh of toilet And make a better effort than what that just happened right now. I'm on a Karen. I'll be right back I was so bad because that anybody would leave it like this. And then I get a text that like maybe six hours later, I want to apologize. This text says from good.

That was me that did that in the bathroom. And I just want to send all my apologies. And it was from the fucking, it was Colonel Gidham in the fucking in the library with the fucking candlestick. He was fucking, he left a bathroom, a brown- No, it was him. When I fucking blew it up so bad that time I couldn't even approach it. The bathroom.

What did you do? I was so bad, Tla. No, I flushed it. He's gonna get so much 13% posted. That's the thing. I'm gonna get it. It's a defenseless. No, I flustered. It just didn't go down.

So I had to work on it to get it clear. Oh, boy. So when Walt came in and he was enraged, you didn't admit to it. No, because I'm like, I'm like, what are you talking about? I said, I was just in there. You know you left it clogged up.

What? I didn't know. No,. I flushed and I heard the word. I didn't look back. I didn't give it a second flush. That's probably fine. I have a history of not really blowing up toilets. Why would I have a second lock? 364 out of 365 times it goes down. Did you go in there and plunge? I have to take a second look. 364 out of 365 times, it goes down. Did you go in there and plunge?

Ah, yeah. There's a plunge in there and I worked the handle enough to get that Genesis. I think it's so funny that as you're ranting and raving, he's like, I ain't saying shit. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

Stand up guy, right? I have cold mouth for not apologizing when he showed and he sent the text. He knew he was going to get mentioned on the show. Not in it. But it's one of those. It's one of those like you're reading it in the moment like it's one o'clock in the morning and you get that text and you're like what is what has come to my life. That is another grown man apologizing to me.

But taking a nasty dump and not flushing it in the bathroom and I'm just like I have no response to this I never respond I have instituted a three flush policy now, okay Just yourself. Yes self-imposed. Yes To make sure everything's clear All right, yeah, that's good But if you get make it to a hundred make that one of your fucking must-do is three flush Do not do is leave it behind for Walt. Well, I was like, I said, I was back, I'm like, I was just sitting there like an hour ago.

I didn't see anything. But there's, you know what it is? Is that there's two stalls. So you know, you know, which, you know, I don't know which stall he uses versus which stall I use. Sure. That's not usually what you talk about during the day. Did you apologize to the rounds?

Yeah, completely ignorant. Oh, hey, good morning. I want to let you know. Run you in. Let me get them. I like the naggulations that maybe you had blown up the toilet. But I wanted to let you know I set the record straight I took full responsibility

I like to the disdain you had for this guy over here. You see we're one of the rounds or this fucking guy I think is that guy over there. Yeah, it doesn't like dogs It gives my dogs the stink guy really yeah, so I'm like really going Yeah, we should fucking put from flaming poop in front I think you know Prove You approved That's a thanksgiving Well, we have one more thing Thanksgiving related to talk about and that is the very big black Friday

Tom Steve Dave. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, right. We have Did you see the finished commercial cube? I did it was fucking great. Okay big arms to rub that's up Or that's up. Yeah, it's Aaron Yeah, up on YouTube. Sorry, I was in. So if you come down here, what it's 11 to 6 right? We're doing 11 to 6. Oh, no, thanks, giving night. Thanks. Oh, thanks. I'm really forgot about. Yes, 10 to 12. I'll be in the Turkey costume. Yep. So that's going to be nice and cool. You better, you better make better conditions. Go. It's a fan. Oh, you have a fan inside that. Yeah. Okay. And then on Black Friday 11 to six and Saturday 11 to six and then that's it. But we'll be open Sunday, but no guests on Sunday 12 to 5 12 to 5. We'll be. Yeah. Q you'll be sunning and fun and well, I'll be I'll be in Florida. I don't know. I one of those Those but that's where I'll be but I'm gonna face time in randomly throughout

The night if you show up you might get to talk to you. Yeah Now when you're in Florida, do you have to fight over the apple or the apples kind of guaranteed for you? this year because my niece Is now in college she will not be fighting you for the apple in a show give a shit about no apples anymore Yeah, yeah, that give a shit about no apples anymore. Yeah, yeah. That was a nice tradition, you guys. It was pretty one sided. I don't know if you.

She's a really good kid. So I just let her have it. I guess. But yeah, there's going to be an apple. There's going to be an apple in Turkey. Very excited about that. And then I'll drive around the village's Florida. I'm like golf cart.

Looking for Lufus. Yeah. Can't wait. Yeah. Find that black Lufus jump in. How much play do you think he could get from the older the older crowd? If he was up for it, be cute. Be cute. Oh, no, I know I can get some. Get a lot of play down there. They watch a lot of TV down there. Yeah. Yeah. I wish people in L.I. love me as much. They're not at the casino. Is there watching IJ in L.I. love me as much as they can in Florida. If they're not at the casino, is there watching IJ? Yeah, yeah, I can't play a lot down there. And they drink it all day down there.

So it's like, they're a fun group. Is that what it all comes down to, man? Is that what anti-mission? No, anti-hit it. So I have a good time. Yeah, I think so. I think a big part of it is just, you know, relax in any way you want.

Well, can we give Q some homework? If he happens to run across a hundred-year-old person down there to ask the same three questions. Maybe get like a East Coast first Florida. I'll see if I can do that. Yeah. I'll see if I can do that. There's definitely a bunch. But I mean, most of the people down there are like 60, 70s.

So it's going to be, it's a little weird to be like, what have you learned, old man? Maybe just, maybe just see all the way. Maybe just see all the way. You don't even run around here as a hundred? Are they home right now? I'm definitely not gonna spend my time driving to the house. This is introduced to myself, old ladies. If I see it now, you know what I asked,

is your mom still alive? I'm only talking to her. I'll ask Edgar to a secret to a happy and productive life. Don't have fucking kids. Yeah. Oh. Did you imagine that was his answer? I think I did.

Yeah, man. I think I did it. Tell him, Steve Dave.