Tell Em Steve-Dave - #584: Top 5! Top 5!

Episode Date: January 21, 2024

An ant is on the run, Godzilla minus zero, SI goes belly-up, trains.

Fitsman 73! You're a pussy, it doesn't even hurt. Well, I don't see gender like that, Walt. You know, I usually do. You just sit there jumping around and skipping the outfits. Men can jump around and skipping the outfits. Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave here with Walt. Yo. And BQ. It's a little too snowy for BQ to be here.

Well, it's not that I have a wrangler. It's I had a I had a you know, it's a busy, busy time, busy time. I don't know. We got to point me out like that. I can handle the snow. Yeah. Yeah. Roads are pretty clear.

Roads are pretty clear, man. It's just, you know, it was a work day, and then I had to make a wish thing, and just the day got out, and we leave for the cruise tomorrow. So that's something like, I don't think ever, for any reason, if somebody's like, look, dude, you're dying, and they're like, all right, I just want to talk to Brian Johnson.

Yeah. I don't think that's ever gonna happen. It's I said it's a kid. It's a real sad story. It's a it's a 17 year old kid and it's he's really sick. And I said to him because he had all four of us Joe came on and we were talking, we're hanging with the kid and I said to him, I go, dude, you wasted your make a wish.

I go, you could have asked for anything. And like talking to us for knuckleheads is a waste Of it. I mentioned it to him, but he seemed happy. He seemed happy. Yeah, he was happy with this decision. I Guess yeah, who doesn't love seeing my smiling face. I do Yeah, in fact on my deathbed that's probably gonna if I get a make-a-wish. What's the what's the cutoff age for make-a-wish? I think 20. 20? I don't know.

That's a good question. Because at a certain point, they got to be like, look, this is for kids, this isn't for adults. You're expecting to die as an adult. You're 80 years old. 18, you have to be under the age of 18, it says here. Oh, right. All right.

Well, it's you get that email and you're like, you know, you got to do it. You can't you can't say no, you know, I don't know. Didn't it wasn't there somebody that said no? I'm going off memory, which is faulty at times. And I don't think she said no, but I had heard rumors that when JLo did a make a wish, she wasn had heard rumors that when J.Lo did a make-a-wish She wasn't very kind to the person Yeah, to the little kid. She was like kind of like her and her her and her mom

You don't think that can't be true. It's probably just somebody putting out fake news that wants to slander fake news about J.Lo Yeah, my Jenny from the block. No, your Jenny from the block's making another movie with Ben. I'm not sure if that's a great idea. People have forgotten. People, you know, people aren't going to hold it. I don't think so because the first thing I saw in all these articles was like, does he forget Glee? I never saw Glee.

Did you guys ever end up seeing it? I've never seen it. No. No. No. I. No. I heard it was terrible and it didn't seem like the like Regardless of who is in it didn't seem like the type of movie I'd watch anyway. Do you think the title? Go ahead That was gonna say the title alone is like off-putting. I don't know what it means right

This sounds gross. I think it's somebody's name. Do you think they have to go lighthearted comedy? There's no way they could do like a Drawing out drama, right? Like just something like really emotionally draining drama But where like it takes like some really gut wrenching acting Or do you think they have to go lighthearted? I Think lighthearted is the way to go for all entertainment these days. Yeah. Yeah, no doubt. Really? You don't like to see some gripping tension. I think a lot of people love tension. And maybe they make a horror movie then.

Yeah, I guess. Horror movies are having a moment and stuff like that. are having a moment and stuff like that. Yeah. G. Lee, too. They totally go out of genre. They're just like, we're going to make a torture porn. It would be some balls if they made a sequel to that movie. Yeah. That would, that would be, that would be Huxpa.

Yeah. I would go see it. I would have to go see it. I think people would be so like like just jaw dropping Lee like Like you said like the amount of balls to be like yeah, we're doing it And you're gonna come see it because you know you want to you know you got it could you can't believe we did it? That's why we're working on claymation too We're working on acclamation too.

Do you have like a counter that, that like you have to mention it every once in a while, just to kick the hornet's nest a little bit. It always comes up organically. It's never organic. Okay. I like how you went to back to the future and came on and you were like, it was great. I gotta tell you, Walt, I saw Godzilla minus one and it's in the running for one of my favorite movies of last year.

It is fucking awesome. Yeah, that's what they said. A lot of the people who saw it said, if they were trying to make a movie to try to garner Oscar nominations, that would be the Godzilla movie. If you were trying to make one Godzilla movie, and I remember going in and being like,

what the fuck? Are you kidding me? How good can this be? Like it really put the bar up so high for me going in because I heard such great reviews. And like I said, I do think there's some things that are lost in translation for American audiences that they just don't, some things

just are like a little off here, just like, I don't get that. But overall though, I thought it was, like you said, it was pretty damn good. And you're talking about a movie with subtitles too. So it really did, I agree with you. I think it translated well and the subtitles, I'm so used to subtitles at this point, like I keep them on my TV all the time anyway. Yeah. I think a lot of people do that. And what, what are you showing me there? Just turn the mic towards you a little more.

Turn the mic towards me. Yeah, okay. Producer, get him over there. Okay, real sidebar for a second, Q. Get him is not allowed on the pod anymore. Not allowed, no. No. That's the wrong choice of words.

But we're punishing the audience by not allowing him on mic anymore. I've gotten so many nasty, disgusting, hateful messages about canceling patron if we don't, you know, put a muzzle on him that, all right, all right, if you this is what you want, this is what you're gonna get. And I'm gonna wait already, already the outcry that for people like, I want to hear Gord get them, I want to hear more get them. You can play

these listeners like a fiddle. Well, that also depends on how many emails get them. I assume at least 50. A lot of people were bitching and moaning. I'm really nasty shit about how they're going to cancel. They're not giving us any more money for the patron if we don't take him his mic away in the regular show. Threats. Economic threats. Yeah, I mean, I mean, what's it called? Like product boycotts, you know, it works. Yeah, they got what they want. Like, we'll show you, all right. Whatever you say. But I was thinking, you know, I know we're having a sidebar here,

but the sexy lawyer is coming up. He's going to be coming down to appear on an episode and have that we do a little trial by fire ants. With the sexy lawyer, I don't know, I assume he really likes Gidam. I'm going to ask him to represent Gidam and make a case to the listeners as to why Gidam should be allowed back on mic.

And somebody's gotta play the prosecuting attorney though. And I don't know who that should be. It should be you or Bri. I don't know if I can do, I don't know if I could get in there and really battle to keep them off. I feel like that would be really test our daily relationship. We see each other, but you and Brian, you see him once a week,

maybe once every 10 days, you could really take that on and probably, like, duck water off of ducks back. You think the sting will be gone within a week if you really go after him? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Uh, wow, I don't know. I like getting them on. So it's hard for me to take that. But look, I got to do what I got to do. If you need me to go to try and shut the guy down, I'll do it. But it's not how I really feel.

Have you ever gone up against a real lawyer though? Like head to head, that would be, that's the part that I want to do. I would love to do that. But I, I don't think I can do it and go full balls out, you know, and really like bring to the table all the shitty stuff that I know that nobody else knows about getting Yeah, but you would have to act as a true like, you know, like these defense attorneys who defend these total pieces of shit, this garbage. And they know, they know, goddamn, well, they shouldn't, but they're like, Hey, we got to give him the full benefit of the law.

Some of these lawyers out there, they will go to any lengths no matter how disgusting or inhumane To get their clients off sure or to yeah or to condemn them It's weird like you if I mean I guess if you like what's the I guess there's a better Question for sexy lawyer, but like let's say I'm a lawyer, right? The guy comes to me, he's like, I need you to defend me, but I did it. I don't think you can say that. You can't say that, right? I think then he has the right to say no.

Right, then he can then turn you down. Okay. There's a question as well, I asked the lawyer though. Right, he'll know better. Yeah. Wow. He'll know better than we do guessing. All right, but back to Godzilla though.

I'm sorry, I cut you off there. Yeah, no, it's great. I just thought, you know, not too much more to say than what's been said, but like, it's, I just couldn't believe how, and then I went in and started watching like recent guys like Shin Godzilla. Yeah. Did you see that one?

I did. I didn't like it. Yeah. It's just like I was watching it for, I think I have 20 minutes left in it. But like, is the bit and shin Godzilla that Godzilla is not a living creature? Like he just, he doesn't show any expression. He just slowly moved. I mean, the baby part, when he was like a freak, like a baby going through the city was dope. But then when he was when he was fully mature, like he didn't even move his head or he just moved to the straight line. It was weird. I thought maybe that was the limitations of a budget, maybe. I mean,

at a certain point in the movie, doesn't he freeze for like 30 minutes? He's frozen in the middle of the street and he doesn't move like freeze time. Yeah, that's, I think it's when I shut it, that's when I shut it off. I was like, is Godzilla gonna do anything besides walking a straight line? But I remember a lot of people saying that that one was great too. Yeah, I don't, is Godzilla gonna do anything? Besides walking a straight line. But I remember a lot of people saying that that one was great too. Yeah, I don't get that movie at all. No, it does not compare to Godzilla minus one. And you guys didn't mind the happy,

I mean, spoiler alert, there's a happy ending, but you guys didn't mind the happy ending because I felt like it would have been so amazing. My one note. If they didn't go with the happy ending. Yeah, I would agree with that. That would be my one note as well like oh come on Yeah, it's okay like like there's already a happy ending. You don't have to pile more happiness on top of it Yeah, I that was I got out of the theater. I saw at the Chinese theater in Los Angeles on their IMAX screen

I was like one of two people in the theaters So I sat close Walt and it was like, oh, it was like Godzilla was coming after me. It was dope. But I texted my buddy Nick as soon as it went up. I said, it was fucking great. One note was why the fuck did they have that happy ending? Like it's so out of nowhere. It's unnecessary. But did you guys notice it might not have been a happy ending? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, they do a little tag in there. Did you say the I don't know if you caught a bribe. I was looking a little. Yeah. Yeah. I'm bamboozled over on Flamux. What did you get from that? What did you see that made you go? Oh, shit. It may not be a long happy ending.

It looks you know, they left the door open to a sequel is the best way to go. No, no, no, I was talking about that. I was talking about that. I was talking about that. I believe that, um, you know, again, spoiler alert that you just broke up. You're breaking up. Hear me now. I got you now. Yeah.

But I think the they were, if you look at her skin, she had radiation burns and radiation poisoning. So she probably was not going to be on this earth very, very long. So maybe a short lived reunion for the family. Okay. You don't think they'll mutate her? No. No. Yeah. Uh, well, I mean, you know, I, I like the character. So I don't want to sit here and say, well, I hope she dies, but, uh, it would have been a better, you know, would

have been a better ending. A lot of spoilers here. It's been over a month though. It's probably not even though it's in theaters anymore. People would make the argument that like, if you don't watch something as it airs, then you have no right to talk about spoiler alerts. So a month later, I feel like is fair game, right?

Yeah, I'd never, you know never believed in the whole aspect of not spoiling something. If you really don't want to know, then don't go on the internet or don't listen to podcasts. Right. Like there are people out there that are talking about, I've watched plenty of shows and I'll turn on the radio show the next day. They're talking about it. It's like, yeah, you, that's where you take the personal responsibility to remove yourself from that until you watch it. If you, if you care that much about spoilers and shit,

then these aren't even really that bad of spoilers. It, that the movie is fucking amazing. It's great. And they're re-releasing it in black and white. You saw that? I thought I saw that online today, but I haven't got confirmation that that happened. Yeah.

Godzilla minus one minus color. They're calling it. I'm like, I'll go see it again. Fuck it. Yeah. It was great. It was great. But yeah, what a recommendation. Walt, home run. It was fantastic. I mean, really like a great movie. They just made a great movie that happens to have Godzilla in it. It's wild. Do you think also you look at it like because they don't make a lot of great movies

anymore? So when something comes out, like, because you go, whenever I walk into a movie theater or actually watch a TV show, unless it comes highly recommended, I go in there with almost no expectations. Now, Godzilla was a little different because Walt said it was great. So that's why I wanted to see it. But when walking into movies anymore,

it's just like the bar is set so low that when something like this comes out, you're like, holy shit, they can make good movies. They just choose not to. Yeah, I go into most entertainment with a sense of like, let's see what by the committee fucking shit they made now, right? You know, from the from the casting to the story to the everything is just like, it's just everything feels like just cookie cutter, get it out, get it out. But what do you know, whatever, I mean, look, I've been making the same fucking show for 14 years, so who am I to talk? Do you think, like I said, you've seen the commercial now probably for the new Godzilla

with Kong Godzilla X, I think it's called. Do you think they're a little worried now seeing how the response and how it resonated with people and they look at the tone of Godzilla minus one and they know what they've got coming out, what they're going to be trying to sell to the American public and they're just like, we may have to go back for reshoots. Right. They may be too fucking corny. And we need to make it a little more sad.

I mean, if I was them, I would feel that way. feel that way I'd be like oh shit we just got shown up but a lot of American audiences love that for those fucking Godzilla movies that they're making here I know a lot of people that like them so who knows but if I was them I'd be like god damn it we look like hacks now who gave Kong a bionic arm who fucking. Who fucking, who did that? I'm like, if I want his office fucking cleared now. Yeah. I know. Maybe that should be the fucking J. Lo Ben Affleck movie. Like, you know, like they make an American version of Godzilla

minus one, make it good, make it like. Yeah, I'm sure those two egos can handle playing fucking third fiddle to Godzilla. I mean, he did Batman. He played, you know, I don't know. Yeah, he's still Batman, though. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah, there's a difference between being the titular character and second banana to a lizard I Guess I would love it Let me tell you boys real fast about

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It's a performance. But like, yeah, performance is put to, I think, too much pressure on, you know, on the guy. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm sure anyone involved, if you're going to go under the assumption that this is a performance, you know, this is off-Broadway. This is just human nature. Really should not be judged upon a performance level.

Somebody's performing poorly. This is bullshit. I had like a mini, a little mini curtain stage made up in front of me and I, the curtains part every time and the show starts, peeks out the curtain, looks around, makes sure the audience is ready. Uh, no, I don't know. I think you got to put a little, uh, you got to put a little, um, gravitas into it. You don't think you think it's just emotion?

Well, unless you're with, I mean, if you're with somebody that you care about, but let's say it's casual or a prostitute or something like that. Let's say. Yeah, let's say. Well, if it's a professional, I'm paying them to do the work. That's different. They should be worried about their performance, right? Yeah, they're the one earning tax-free money here. But I think if you want to do it with someone that's not a paid professional, yeah, I think

you want to put in a little elbow grease, no? Well, probably if you want to do it more than once. Yeah, for sure. You got to put on a performance for sure, right? Yeah, I think so. I think the word performance though, just for those with anxiety issues, they don't want to have that kind of pressure on on to have like that this is going to be... You're gonna be judged.

There's gonna be a review, you know, like a column in the paper the next day about your performance that been night prior. Well, that's why you beat them to the punch and you're just like, that was terrible, like right afterwards. You're gonna have to up your performance for me next time. Like right afterwards, you're gonna have to up your performance for me next time There is Q I don't know if you're aware of this Walt. I'm not sure if you are either but an ant has broke bad allegedly I'm not gonna give his name But there is an ant who's been around for a long time

I'll tell you later on who is alleged to have stolen a car and fled the country. Whoa. Right? Fitsman? Fitsman's on the land? Fitsman 73. Whatever happened to Fitsman? I don't know. Fitsman?

Whatever happened to Fitsman? There's no way he still listens, right? Because he was active on Twitter. Yeah. Well, no, he went the other way. He went north. Oh, he went to Canada? Yeah, he went to Canada. Oh, this is from a great guess. You know what? When I think fleeing the country, I don't know why.

I automatically assume you're going north. You're going south of the border. Well, I think it's probably a safer bet. Like you can get into Mexico a lot easier than you can Canada. Oh, let me tell you. Yeah. Or in or out for you. It depends. Yeah, that's, see, that's where you should be going to see your football games. Go down to Mexico. They're not gonna fucking question you. You know, it's a different type of football. Yeah, it's true too. But, uh, I got soccer. I don't know what that little chuckle was. I was like sinister. But, uh, this is another listener, Sabrina.

My dad's vehicle was stolen from our home this morning, the morning of Tuesday, January 16th. The only person with access to the keys at the time was, he was originally from El Paso, Texas, but was living in Ontario at the time. This vehicle is suspected to be anywhere from Collingswood, the Toronto airport. Collingswood?

No, no don't. What? Making hay! Part four? Get thems on the case. Grand Theft Hay. And driven across the border to El Paso and border agents are actively looking for the vehicle and for the arrest, but you can use all the help you get.

And it's a 2010 Ford fusion was last seen Canada whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't know if it was definitely this guy. That's why I didn't say his name I know but like even well also Even if it is the guys he's an ant. You know, we be helping them like we're broadcasting He might need help. He's I mean he, he's on the run, evidently. The guy's down south with Senya Reed isn't to Keelan. We're fucking blowing up his spot, man. We're kind of because he took somebody else's car to do it.

Hey, man. Again, allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. But either way, he's our car thief. Right. Does she listen to the podcast? Yeah, she does.

Oh, okay. Conundrum. I know. Yeah. Conundrum, Ke does. Oh, oh, oh, that. Conundrum. I know. Yeah. Conundrum, Q. Don't know what to do now. There's a little practice for when you meet up against sexy lawyer here. Right.

Okay, so now you're representing the alleged car thief. I don't know if I want to yet, or either of them on Patreon. I don't think so. Huh, okay. I don't believe so. But I can't say for sure, but I would say I don't think so. Huh, okay. I don't believe so. But I can't say for sure, but I would say I don't think so. All right, so if the person who had the car stolen is willing to pony up $5 for a month's

membership, then you're on board to... Do you know how many eyes we could have out there? Just sign up for $5 a month and we'll mobilize the forces. Everybody will be on the lookout for that car. You think he still got the car though? I'm sure he just ditched the car by now. It would be dumb not to, especially to try to bring it back across the border. A stolen car, that would not be a great idea.

Yeah, but if he has a stolen car in Mexico, they're not going to give a shit, right? That's true. Well, if that's if he crosses that border, he still has to get out of Canada first. And as Walt told us last week, that's not the easiest thing to do. Have you ever stolen a car, Q? Uh, no. No. not the easiest thing to do. Have you ever stolen a car cue? Uh, no, no, no, no. What's the most expensive thing you ever stole?

Oh, God. Uh, I don't know, not much. I never was really much of that. That lady's heartiest catfishing. Yeah. 13 grand. I don't know if I ever told this story, but I was driving around summer of after I graduated and a couple of friends picked me up and they drove.

They were just, I thought they were just doing a joyride. I didn't know they had a real agenda where they were going and they go up to this guy's apartment and you know, I have no idea what's going on and all of a sudden and they go up to this guy's apartment and I have no idea what's going on and all of a sudden they're like quick, quick, grab and they throw me a surfboard. There's three surfboards out on the patio and they threw me a surfboard

and I took off running with it to the car and all three of us had surfboards that we had taken from some guy down in South Jersey down point pleasant or something And I turns out the surfboards were like $600 a pop. Oh What'd you do? I kept mine under my bed for the longest time Because I didn't know what to do with it and that guys are like you got here's a $600 surfboard asshole And they're like, you know, like they knew about surfing. I had no idea I was gonna say it must have looked so unnatural you like let's hang ten with the surfboard asshole. And they knew about surfing. I had no idea. I was going to say, it must have looked so unnatural.

You like, let's hang 10 with the surfboard under your arm. I was going to say, I don't know if I've ever seen in water. So I finally wound up selling it for 50 bucks. Oh, yeah. I sold it for 50 bucks just to get it out of my house, just in case shit went south. I was like, it was like the what's that, the telltale heart. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, everywhere I went.

You heard the ocean. Everybody was looking at me. Yeah, everywhere I went, I was just like, I'm looking at me. I took a sip, I was at McDonald's, I took my garbage with me, so there was no like. No DNA. No DNA.

Yeah, but I sold her for 50 bucks. Can you imagine living that life? Cause I've seen, you know, I watch a ton of those shows, the murder porn type shows. And there are guys where they're like, yeah, we know he did it. We just don't have his DNA. And they'll follow him for months and months on end. And some of these people are so careful about like,

they go to the mall, they get a milkshake, they take the cup with them and destroy it or whatever. They must have to do with their personal garbage at home. They must have to burn it then, right? There's no other way. They can't just throw it out to the curb. No, there's no other way than burning it or taking it with you somewhere.

And even then, like eyes are always on you. What's that like to live under that kind of scrutiny all the time? Hey, I bet you could guess. I don't know, maybe you even know. One of the guys I stole the surfboard to it may be in jail right now. Surprise, surprise. Right. Let's say if you're, if you're, if you're far, the opposite of far is what? Near. Well, another word for near. Oh, okay. I know who you're talking about. Yeah. I know you're talking about. And another guy was one of the big Kiss fans in Highlands.

Okay. All right. I know exactly who you're talking about. The first guy, yes, I remember him stealing a Volkswagen or remember him stealing other stuff that were like, that was more than surfboards. So, but yeah, those are the two guys that, you know, that hooked me into that one night where I became a thief. And I'm sure you're just like, what? Oh, yeah.

I guess so. I guess I'll do it. You know, it's peer pressure. I'm still drinking beers too at that point. Wow. Is that why? Yeah. Maybe you had a beer and you were on.

I had half a beer and I was fucking ready to Surf's up, boys. I was sort of like controlling the gang. We're gonna rob a bank next motherfuckers. Moving on up from surfboards. Suddenly you're in point break. Oh my God. I don't know if I've ever stolen anything of value.

I mean, aside from money, from, you know, places I've worked in the past, I guess it would be theft by deception if like, say I worked at Sears and somebody comes in and they're like, Hey, I'm going to get, I want to buy a couch for 500 bucks. And I'm like, well, I can give it to you for 400 bucks, but then I kick 50 back to myself. Uh, that's stealing. That's stealing, right? Yeah, it sounds like stealing.

I did that a couple of times. I've definitely stole shit. I just on the spot. I can't, I can't remember. I stopped, there was an employee of you a skew years ago when we started doing the cons and getting cash for all the t-shirts and stuff that wanted to siphon some money off from the till. You should have stopped.

He still manages the stash, you shouldn't say that. Oh, wait a minute, don't wait a second. Do we have to cut this out though? Because is the statute of limitations over? 86 to 2023? I don't know. 38 years, probably. I'm okay. The owner's probably deceased. You could pass that on to their heirs, maybe the 50 bucks she got. I'm definitely, well, nobody could really hold me accountable anymore, right?

I don't think so. I think they'd be like, I had a surfboard? Oh, shit. There's a question for a sexy lawyer. I think they'd be like, I had a surfboard. There's a question for sexy lawyer. Maybe when we get him in there, we'll ask him. Yeah, that's a good, that's a, what's the statue of limit limitations on that? On surfboards. Left of surfboards. Three surfboards is rough because that guy really loves surfing. And it was rough getting them, getting them into a vault wagon.

And I remember like, which may or may not have been stolen. No, it definitely wasn't stolen. But I remember throwing mine because I was so scared I threw mine into the Volkswagen. And one of the guys was like fucking screaming at me like red face. He goes, I said fucking $600 surfboard, asshole. No concern for the car, just for the surfboard. Yeah, like, I guess if you put a dent in the surfboard, I guess it was only five. I don't know what they're made out of now. But yeah, he was fucking livid that I threw the surfboard into the car

because he thought I was going to dent the surfboard. Or maybe he thought he was going to get to keep mine. Oh, yeah. I don't know what he was assumption. Yeah, we're going to fucking go a little jets versus sharks for that surfboard. When you're a jet all the way. Your wrists are tied together, Michael Jackson style. Like we're having a knife fight and shit.

I thought we were just taking surfboards, you guys. I didn't know. It's like, he's like, just settling on the streets. This is for denting that surfboard. That isn't mine. Yeah, like, why would he care if you were keeping yours anyway? The only reason would be he's like, I'm getting all these surfboards. Yeah, I guess he thought maybe I would have no use For a surfboard, but I was like, don't keep a mind see what I get for it. Yeah, really Always had that that mentality, huh? Let me keep this and see if I could sell it. Oh, yeah. Yeah flip different comics Q Eh for valuable to me. I like it. I'd rather have comics than a surfboard You know, hey, have you guys,

these nasty emails that came in about get them? Multiple. Has he seen them? I will not show him. Okay, okay, because I was wondering how he felt. Was his feelings hurt? Was he, did he express any of this to you? He's looking at you right now.

No, I see him. I see him, but I, I, the listeners can, he looks like he's crying, but did he, so he doesn't know, he, how does he feel about being left off the show? Uh, at this point right now, I feel like he's fine. Yeah. You know, he, he gets to be on some of the Patreon shows to make up for it, but I'm telling you, within a month, people will be screaming. There'll be protests in the airport plaza for getting them to be back on regular TSD. I mean, I gotta say, like, he shouldn't feel that bad because there are people who don't

want me on the show, you know? It's like... It's all just personal preference. You know. I would love it if somebody actually made a sign and walked around outside airport Plaza. Oh, it's going to happen now. That you asked for it. Oh, that would be great.

The, I was watching, you know, in order to prepare for this upcoming cruise queue. Yes. This IJ cruise. I've been brushing up a little on some of the personalities that will be there. So of course, Steve-O from Jackass will be there. Yep. And I noticed that on the last Jackass, they all have tasers and they walk around tasering each other. Yeah.

Is that the kind of frivolity and fun that you could find on an IJ set? Like what if Sal tasered you one day just for the hell of it? No, that does not occur. Nothing even close, huh? No, I think people would be surprised at like the business like like nature behind behind the camera. Yeah, there's not there's not a lot of high jinks. It's just a lot of work. Yeah, you know, yeah, there's never been anything like that. I mean, Gatto used to fuck around a little sometimes with us here and there. a little sometimes with us here and there. Like if you left your food undetended, he would gobble it down real fast. He did that a lot. He had rules, Gatto. If you told him, don't eat this, he wouldn't eat it. If you left your computer open, he would send emails from your email. But if you told him not to, he just, so there was some of it, but it wasn't that often. And I certainly never,

those type of high jinks aren't for me. I never want to feel a taser in my life. Or the fear of like, I might be tasered at any moment. Like, it's one thing if it's like, Hey, you know, you're doing training, so they're going to taser you so you know what it feels like when you taser somebody else. But it's like, if you're just sitting there eating lunch, and then all of a sudden, somebody comes up and just nails you under the armpit with a taser and you fucking go jolting out of your chair. I'd be so angry. I'd be so fucking pissed. I'd be like, come on, man, am I going to have a heart attack from this? I'd be so worried. I would just

be like, I don't want to deal with this. It's a different breed of guy those dudes, almost like they don't feel pain. Uh, or they're just on so many painkillers that it's like they don't even feel it. I don't know. I don't know. It's nuts. Could you introduce Taser and Taser and get them every once in a while? There was a kid I grew up with that couldn't feel pain. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Artie. Oh, Artie Dines? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he would.

Yeah, he would like try to rip his hair out. Yeah, people would go after him and do shit to him and he would laugh about it. Then we really like take him and like drag him around by his hair. He had like this crazy afro. He was a white guy, but he had an afro and they would drag him around. He would just be giggling and laughing like a hyena. Like a gibbon. It didn't hurt him?

He didn't have, I mean, there'd be clumps of hair on, in the park. Because we did this at the, at the honey park, our little corner park and people would drag him around by his hair. They would punch him. They'd bust light bulbs over his head. Oh my God. He would bust like, like what? Those fluorescent tubes. A cutting board. He broke a cutting board over his head.

It took him like 15 tries and he did it and he laughed about it. He could not feel pain. Did he feel other things? It just pain didn't register or he had no feeling? Like emotional, like. No, no, like could he feel the breeze on his skin? Oh. Like jerking off, could the guy jerk off?

Or was it just pain that it's like- Well, I remember one time he came up to me and in the middle of an ice storm, I was walking to the corner delicatessen in the middle of an ice storm at like 2 a.m. For what I don't remember why I even tried to attempt it, but he was out there and he ran up to me and he was laughing like crazy because he had gotten some girls to give him head and they refused and immediately, and

as soon as on the first lick they refused to and he thought this was hysterical because his cock smelled so bad. He was running around telling anybody it was only me in an ice storm at 2am on Friday evening in 1987. He was so tickled by that I believe he's still telling that story to this day around Thanksgiving dinners and The better story is that two chicks blew you That's the story man

That's so repulsive and he had a maniacal left He was definitely like built different Where's he today? I heard he has a mechanic. Yeah. Yeah, his I remember like built different. Where's he today? I heard he has a mechanic. Yeah. Yeah. His, I remember his dad was a mechanic and he became a mechanic. I had it has a garage somewhere in like Texas or Arizona or something like that. Oh, wow.

All right. Yeah. Can't get him on the show. I don't think it would be impossible. Yeah. Cause I think he's on Facebook. Yeah. I don't have a lot of stories though, other than that one though. I remember people beating the shit out of him at Cub Scouts. And he would laugh. Yeah. He I think he's on Facebook. Yeah. I don't have a lot of stories though other than that one though.

I remember people beating the shit out of him at Cub Scouts. And he would laugh. Yeah, he would laugh. He lived right next to Danny Rinn's mom was the scout master lady, the Dunn mother they called her. And he lived right next door and he was in Cub Scouts. And when he came over it was just like, it was like nothing you've ever, it's just a free for all.

Like there's no fucking way I would allow these people in my house, these kids. They're tearing the whole place apart, they're beating the shit out of each other and they would just pile on top of them and he'd be screaming. He'd fain crying. He'd fain cry, like till they'd stop.

And as soon as they stopped, he'd fuck it, his eyes would dry up and he'd start laughing in their faces like the fucking devil himself. Like you're a pussy, it doesn't even hurt. Ha ha ha! And then they would, they would antagonize the whole crowd. So they would jump on them again and start pummeling them again. And like to the point they were so angry they couldn't hurt them. Like it was getting dangerously close to like concussion.

Oh man. Yeah. It was really, it was a different time in the 80s. Sure. We passed our time different. Yeah. We're not searching websites and looking at TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. That would be on TikTok these days. I never partook in such a I never pummeled them. I just stood

from afar and marveled at his like, how do you how do you take this? And yeah, I never wanted to be in the mix either like at Cub Scouts. I remember many times, like just like, it's like in cartoons where you see dogs in like a ball just turning over and it's like a cloud of dust almost. And see stars flying. Yeah, exactly.

I just, I was just, I mean, I wasn't gonna get in the middle of it and try to stop it. I wasn't that, you know, like moving. Maybe he feels pain. But only because I was like, I don't want the direction pointed towards me. Right. Exactly.

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No. They're going to stop publishing sports illustrated. They laid off every staff writer. Not a shocker. No. Who's buying magazines in this day and age? Who's but more than every like you go to Barnes and Noble. I am stunned at how many magazines and the shit that they're about, like the magazines are about, it's still, yeah, like real niche stuff that I'm

shocked. That's probably, it's probably the only real market that magazines have, because magazines, the info in a sports magazine is outdated. Immediately. Immediately. So, but if you're in a niche where things like move slow and stuff like that Like I guess those magazines still still work for that, right? Like airplane building model airplane building that technology isn't fucking flying by you and you know, you could you could probably open a magazine from the 50s, and it's the same shit. Oh That just popped up behind your head

Did you see that bubble? No Well, it looked like a rod. No, it was like a phantom bubble. It looked like a rod. Yeah, it was like some sort of like, wow, it was weird. Okay. Look at how cute. Like an apparition, look like fucking slimer. I don't know, what was I doing that?

Yeah, I don't know. It was like a bubble, like a ghost. All right, fuck it. All right, go ahead, sorry, magazine. No, no. Oh, you were talking about magazines being niche. You know, the only place they work for is that that kind of stuff. I think so.

But I love a good man. I'd be sad. I'd be sad if they all went away. Magazines like there's something to it, you know. Yeah, like holding your head. I have digital magazines, but it's just not the same. Yeah, I had it. I recently I let it laughs, but I had a subscription to Fangoria.

And I enjoyed it because I had one when I was a kid and when they brought it back, I supported it and I got it and I liked getting it every weekend. You got me a subscription to Trains. The train magazine, yeah. Yeah, they come in, I like it. It's a nice thing. You flip through, you read the articles, you put a little X on the page, or like fold over on the page

when you know you left it. I kind of... Are we talking about model trains or like, or real big trains? Real like freight trains, like old school, like 1800s. I had no idea you were into trains. Clang, clang baby.

That's it, man. I'm from a train family. What's your favorite classic caboose? Yeah. Oh, I like it favorite classic caboose? Yeah. Oh, I like the, yeah. Look cute. Yeah. Shalo.

Shalo. Yeah, I would love, like you could buy cabooses for like, it's a lot, but also not a lot, you know what I mean? Not for cute. It's people have them. You know what you do with it though. You put it into like a guest house You know, you do it though. You turn into like a guest house. Yeah, they put it on tracks. They set down a length of track and they put the ties and they, they, they

crane it in and then they, they insulated and turned it into a back yard guest house. Boos man. That would be so dope. I think I don't have the room on my property. I, but all the room I have is going for the fucking jet ski that we're getting. But yeah, I like changing up my dad drove subways and both my brothers worked for trains and my grandfather had a model train set when I was a kid. We're a big train family over here, the Queens. That's very middle America. That's like routes of like of like, you know, like not a lot of people

Find interest in the trains anymore. So that that's admirable Yeah, I think they're missing out. I think trains are cooler than than people, you know, everybody with their apps Walt and their and their VR I think people need to get off and just jump on it get on a train. You know saying reconnect Connect with the world. I think like cars, like automobiles, uh, they're just not as visually interesting anymore as they used to be. Like if I've been watching, uh, hell on wheels on your recommendation, where

the whole idea is that they're building a, the Pennsylvania railroad or the, yeah, transit, land transit rail road. And, uh, the trains look amazing. Like they're just so huge. And like at the time, which is like the middle 1800s, you're like, how the fuck did they make this shit? Yeah, how did they make like, how did they produce all these parts to like these giant iron parts to make these trains? There's this trains me train museum in Pennsylvania that I went to with my brothers and they have all these, like not just from the 1800s all the way up

through the sixties. These, I don't think people realize how big these things are to your stand. It's like standing next to a fucking dinosaur or a whale. They're enormous and you're right. There's so many moving parts and, and none of them are plastic. They're all fucking metal if they made it back then, you know what I mean? Yeah. And it's just it's like steampunked.

The coolest thing you'll ever fucking see. Yeah, you are not into trains, I'm assuming. Well, no, I've never really been into trains, but I could admire like a beautiful, exquisite, massive miniature model train set, you know, and it's like set up and you see the town around it and the little cities or the little towns and the light posts are lit up. You know, I've seen something like jaw-droppingly beautiful miniature train setups that, you know, I'd be like, I'd like to do that. I'd like to do that, but

you know, I don't have the patience or the room to do something proper. You can put one in your garage, I bet. In my garage. Oh, no. Yeah, get him slapping over here. There was a question that Bry threw out, and I hope the listeners realize what just transpired bry throughout a question about how did they make those train parts and we would have gotten the answer if people was on mic

uh-huh and now we don't have the answer and now we have to go carry out with the episode without having an answer and it's very unfulfilling I think. Yeah them. Could you write it down on paper and slide it across the walls? Oh, awesome. Print out some Wikipedia pages. Yeah. No, I love it.

It's like I would love to take a train right across the United States. I think it would be great. I've did it. You did it and you did not enjoy it, right? No, it got a little cuckoo, like a little like stir crazy after a while. Well, you also said it was fucking freezing, right?

Like they didn't have enough blankets for everybody. No, that was not in a sleeper car. That was a different time on a truck. I was only over 24 hour period. But I mean, you do see the landscape change. That's pretty cool, but you just wish it would change quicker. You just wish it would go quicker. Did know, you just wish it would go quicker. Did you have like a private cabin and stuff like that?

Yes. Wow, it just sounds like such a peaceful way to go about business. It is. And I was by myself the entire time for five straight days on a train, and by the end I was absolutely bonkers. Oh, wow. Yeah, that last day a tree had fallen onto the tracks. We're supposed to arrive home in like three hours.

And when they announced the train that there was a tree that had to be removed that somebody is going to come out to have to remove it. And it might take seven hours for them to get out there, remove it and get the train back. I was ready to just slice my wrists and be like, yeah. Just grab your stick and bendle and walk along the train tracks, just like forget it. It was so disheartening and so like disappointing to hear

like we weren't gonna get home at the time we thought we were getting home would be another five to six hours later. Fuck it. Yeah. That was it, was that the same trip? That was the one from LA? Yeah.

The one where the guy kept trying to get you to switch compartments? Yeah, yeah. Why? I never found out why like they were harassing me the moment I got onto the train or like some some other passenger wants this this this car where like the cabin I had which was so tiny and I just got all my stuff out and I was nervous to be on the train anyway all by myself going across country on a train and I told the person I was like sure I don't care if I have to move then I'm getting all my unpacking up all my stuff And I'm like, you know what he probably wants to move because his cabin sucks My course like I check the why check my little shower it worked

I was like, you know what when she comes back and it's alright change my mind So when I came back she came back was like, alright, we're gonna bring you to your new cabin I was like, you know, I think I'm gonna stay at this one. She's like, you know what? When she comes back on guitar, I changed my mind. So when I came back, she came back, it was like, all right, we're gonna bring you to your new cabinet. I was like, you know, I think I'm gonna stay at this one. She's like, are you sure? And she was like, Rary like leery of me saying this. And she was like, she was trying to convince me to like, oh, it'll be okay.

I was like, no, I'm gonna stay here. And she came back again. And she was like, are you sure? And I was like, yeah. And then like two days later, the same person on the train, the lady, the, like, what do you call those guys that were ladies or conductor, conductor, I guess, right? They, they had the little.

Yeah, yeah. The Porter maybe. She came over to me and she was like, I'm glad that you wound up staying in this cabin because that dude was so weird. He was giving everybody the, the heebie-jeebies. Like he was like adamant. He was furious when he couldn't get into this, this car. Why didn't he come by with like a fuck of $50 bill or something and be like, yo, bro, let's, let's swap this out.

I know none of that ever happened. I never found out why, but it was weird that like, like he was Jonesing for the sleeper I had. Well, I'll tell you that like, they were when I go to hotels that like this sunset marquee in LA, which I, which I fucking love, I was just there like, there is a specific room when I, when I book it, I'm always like, if I can get that room, I would appreciate it because so I mean, if I don't get it, I'm not like, what the fuck, man, get the person out.

But, but there is something to like, you know, maybe he took that ride before and that was his cabin. He's like, I just loved it. I want to do it. It's very possible. Yeah, I never did find out, but I think two days on a train is the perfect amount of time. Any more than that, you're really pushing it in terms of like, and especially at narrow before the internet. So like I had, I only had a handheld family feud game to keep me company. You didn't bring any trades or nothing like that to read. I brought some comics too, but, but.

Yeah. The old family feud, I fucking poin that game by the time I got back to Jersey. I knew every answer. And then something romantic about a train, man. I don't know. I just like it. I think the idea of going cross country on train is romantic, but the reality of it probably is not as much because like you said, there will be like, you know, you're going to like, well, you can't even drive across Texas without being like, holy fuck, like this is going to take two days. So in a train where it's like, I don't like that they like the

stopping and starting is at like their best, like, you know, just when you get going, it's like time to slow down, pick more people up. And at points too on the train, like it goes so slow, like you can literally lap the train if you got out. And then there's other times in the middle of the night where you're like, holy fuck, we're going to fly off these tracks. It's going so fast.

It is going so fast. It's like almost a suicide run. It feels like. Yeah. Do you do like, what do you think that speed is that they were doing? From the look of it, how like how when I looked at it during the day, when it's going so slow, if it was going about 10 miles an hour in the day time, it had to be going a hundred miles an hour at night.

Wow. Really? I think so. That's, isn't that like a bullet train? I was on a bullet train, bitch. Oh, all right. That's the only way I travel. I have no idea. It may have been only beyond 50, you know, it's like, you know, I was

all the way duckling it, the whole way home for five straight days. Only we had someone that knew these facts. Somebody was around. Tell us how fast train you know. I had something I wanted to bring up that I thought was hysterical. It's the playoffs in the NFL right now and there was a story that I broke today that just I really want to get your guys opinions. The Green Bay Packers spanked the Cowboys over the weekend and an article came out today that the Cowboy cheerleaders today that the cow, the cowboy cheerleaders were emotionally

abused and verbally abused by the players of the, of the opposing team, the Packers, to the point of tears. They were, they were ridiculing them and, and saying things to them, the players, and it's not illegal to do that, but it is illegal to do it to an opposing player. So they took it out on the cheerleaders? So they took it out on the cheerleaders. The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. That's iconic, right?

I mean, this isn't the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders. This is the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. That was the bar when you were a kid. There's no more iconic cheerleading unit on the planet. Yeah. How do you do that to those poor women? Well, how do you do it to any woman that's willing to get into a skimpy outfit and jump around for you? Like these, these are heroes.

These are American heroes. They're heroines, you mean? Well, I don't see gender like that, Walt. You know, I just said they're jumping around and skipping outfits. Men can jump around and skipping outfits. No, but like, why are you like, these life should be made as comfortable as possible for these ladies. Not harassing, shame, shame on green.

And I love green bed. They were piling on and said, you know, they were, they got the score up into like 48 to something. So when it got into the forties, the head cheerleader said that she was emotionally shaken by the things that they were doing. Now what, like, you know what that means. And like, you, you won't give, she won't say what they said, but you know, it had to be, if it could bring you to tears, it's not hey your got your team sucks right. It's gotta be a little bit more salacious. I think Sexy stuff or sexual stuff. I should say I mean, I don't know but like

It can't be like your team stinks Right, you know, let's come cheer for a real team. It's gotta be more I think Yeah, like nice cellulite stuff like that, that nothing that you need to want to hear in her. Oh, shit. You think they were going, they were saying shit about their looks? Or like maybe you girls should be out here playing instead of them, that kind of stuff. I don't know if that would bring them to tears though. I don't know. The cellulite thing might. Cellulite could do it.

Yeah. I don't know. You think that they were just calling them names in general. I see. I leave my mind goes to that they were saying something like, you know, they were going to do stuff to them. I don't know if you can like, that's what I mean. That's the only thing that I think like, if you're going to be brought to tears, yeah, because if you're going to be brought to tears, I think it has to be something that's going to shake you and it's not going to be like, you know,

your, your, your outfit stinks or stinks or you know you got cellulite I don't know I think that's bad karma though right for the next thing they move on you can't be fucking you can't be picking on those ladies come on man but you know who's a cowboys uh fan a cowboys appall who get him he's not allowed to talk about it but he is a a cowboys fan? A cowboys appall who? Get him. He's not allowed to talk about it, but he is a big cowboys backer. He's steaming. Yeah.

He would love to have heard what he had to say about this controversial statement. But the listeners don't want to hear him anymore. So we won't get to hear it now. I just I just I love like knowing that there are people listening to this right now being like, that's right. That's right, Walt. You think you're getting at me because I don't know what the Dallas Cowboy Chew like. Get him doesn't know. He doesn't know any more than we do. He's looking it up right now though. He is. He's looking it up to see if he can find out what they said. And I will never know unless we look it up. I'm not looking it up. That's what we got to get

him for. Yeah, let's get them later. But is there someone listening right now that's like, no, I fucking love get them. He's my favorite part of the show, man. Why, why, why, why is he not allowed to talk? Why is get him muzzled? Because of the threat of economic fallout. Sanctions. It's like we're North Korea over here. Yeah, I like last week you weren't on and I asked Sunday, Jeff, I go as a businessman, what do you do with like a certain segment of your income is being threatened by keeping somebody on that nobody wants to hear or a certain segment doesn't want to hear? Like what do you do? And Sunday was as

blunt as as always. And it was like, yeah, you got to keep him off. Turn his mic off. Wow. Right? Wasn't it such a bad matter of fact? He didn't even think about it for a second. He's just, he's like, well, duh, obviously.

Like, how is this a question? Turn his mic off. Yeah, fuck your friends. Shut it down. Ha ha ha ha. Let's listen to the whim of the people. You know, next week it might be different. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

But what do you do? Because I thought back to your comment that I always thought was so profound when you said welcome to sports, Sugar Tits. Yeah. What do you do? Like in this instance though, like with a cheerleader, should they have put their big girl pants on or some pants at all? And just, you know, they just gotta take it in stride.

I mean, it's part of trash talking in 2023. Yeah, but to like make, like she's there, she's at work. She's not in the stands as a fan Attending the game and everything. She's like she's at work. She's doing her job Like she's a professional cheerleader and this guy is at her job Telling her such mean shit that she starts crying. I think it's a different level man. Plus. She's a fucking cheerleader, man You cheerleader man. What are you doing?

What are you doing? Oh, because you can't trash talk your opponents anymore. Or else it's a personal foul. That's the rule that I have an issue with. Yeah. I, when did that happen? Oh, it had to happen. Oh yeah. There was a lot of trash talking.

All the posturing and all the like. Well, I know there was a lot of celebrations whenever there was a touchdown. Yeah. Cause that just like you could cross the line and it becomes like, it becomes like a free for all then. You're like inciting shit. You gotta have some respect for your opponent, I think. And I always, I always admire the guys who aren't like just trash talking,

but it's part of the game now, but now it's become spilled over now. So what do you do? What do you do, Brian Johnson? People love making roles and now. So what do you do? What do you do Brian Johnson? People love making rules and laws. So just make another rule. You can't trash talk to fucking cheerleaders It's not simple if you could do it for the football players Should you though? So they're allowed to cheer for the entire game. Mm-hmm They're cheering for the other teams demise right and the other team has to keep silent and be like, we can't say anything. We can't say anything

back to the cheerleader who's like saying that because you know some of the cheers the other team stinks. You know, like, well, maybe you can a little bit more eloquent than that. Right. Maybe you maybe you can you can say like, look, it has to be in kind. You they can't be like, Hey, your team stinks. And it's like, you're gonna suck my dick after the game. It has to be sort of like equal, you know. But should there be a rule of put in place though?

Cause if you didn't hear about this, right? Like if these cheerleaders didn't complain about it, nobody would have you. Nobody would ever know. Right. I don't think a lot of people care that much about it. You're hired by Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones.

Brian Johnson, the owner of the Cowboys. It's like, I'm putting Brian Johnson on this matter. Talk to him, he's gonna come up with a solution. Okay. I got a top guy here. Now, so this solution is only for the Cowboys, they're not actually for the NFL. Yeah.

Oh, that's a tough one. Yeah, you're not controlling, like you can't make a rule that it's a 15-yard penalty if they taunt the cheerleaders. I feel like I might be like, you see those big girl pants over there? You're gonna have to put them on. You're just gonna have to. This is Johnson. Are you gonna...

I mean, look, look, this doesn't help your case. This is what everybody's talking about. This is why people want to keep you out of sports. This is the kind of shit. All right. Fine. I'll make a rule. I don't want to hear this shit anymore.

I got enough female stuff at home. I don't need it at work too. Jerry Jones, it's not for me. That was a microchasm for society. That was it. That's how we got where we are. Yeah. All right, all right, a rule, a rule.

And not just ladies, not just ladies. That's fucking everybody. I need a rule to protect my feelings. Feelings. Where are my rules to protect? Yeah. Yeah. Why is it anybody thinking about my feelings?

Oh, yeah, that's exactly how you get society. Charlie Jones, because I have to issue an apology. I believe I hired the wrong man for the job. Yeah. The guy in charge of misogynistic relations turns out he wasn't the guy. I have now hired some... What's his name again? Meng Chen. Ming Chen is now in charge of this. Oh God. Everybody in heels. Right, right, right. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, righting's going to be on the boat, right? We're going to see him in a couple minutes.

Ming will be there. Yeah. Ming and Jimmy are going to have a rap battle. I am not happy with Jimmy the hair guy. Oh, no. No. Oh, I want to hear this. I am not pleased with Jimmy the hair guy and I want you to let to inform him. Okay. I had a package go missing. Oh, no. And I have finally have somebody on the inside of the postal service. And I put him on the case.

And it's been two weeks. And he just gives me a number. He's like, call this number, a number I could have got anywhere. And he tells me that they're not going to answer. So what did you do then? This is what Jimmy the hair guy said? Yeah. There's a time when Jimmy the hair guy would have fucking kicked indoors for me. You know what? He got comfortable so fast. You know what I think happened?

Look, I'm going to tell you, he's been texting me. He's like, do you think I can meet this guy? Do you think I'll be able to meet that guy? And I said, yeah, it's not going to be a problem. And he's like, why? What makes you think that it's like not going to be a problem? And I was like, because you're with us now, like we can introduce you to these people. Like you're not just a regular guy going up off the street and a costing

That's why I'm not getting a text from him anymore. He's been texting me texting given me love Yeah, yeah, you got to put maybe put a little carrot on the stick that he can't meet whoever he wants to meet until he does a Little I told him he knows who the postal inspector is mm-hmm And I told them can't you get a hold of him and look into this missing package for me? He's like well I heard he's kind of a jerk. We have to use his last name, right? No. OK.

I don't want to really get in trouble. But yeah, he's kind of taken it and it was just like, yeah, you know what? So should we say, lovey shit happens. So should we say if by the time we set sail, you don't have this package situation taken care of, you're not meeting Steve Oh Walt I had lunch with Chuck not too long ago and he reminded me at that lunch that I Told Jimmy the hair guy he'd come on the cruise. I'd pick up his cabin right right. I had forgotten that

and I looked into it and he bought his own, he did buy his own cabin and it was a window list below deck thing that he was sharing with people. Smelled of coal. Yeah, yeah. There was a propeller right next to his head. And I got in and I said, obviously I gotta pay the guys. Not only did I pay for his cab and I upgraded them.

No. It's like a window, possibly a balcony now. He's in a room by himself with his girl, I believe. So I could take that away and drop him right down to the bottom of the boat. Back in steerage, bitch. Yeah, like he'll be down there with the fucking Irish people like playing

playing violins and hopping around. I just feel like you know, I feel like if I had asked him this, maybe six months ago, a little bit more importance would have been directed towards it. You might not even have gotten home before it was taken care of. Yeah. Yeah. He might be too comfortable. Well, that's what happens. You know, people get comfortable once they're put into positions of, and they get, they feel like it's a free ride. No more packages.

He's like, I'm done. I paid my dues. Oh, Jimmy. I hope you guys have fun, though. Yeah, we will. We will. We'll come back with stories. Of course, it's going to be a party atmosphere. It is. You know, I saw on Facebook, I saw Get Him Posted something, and I was wondering if it was, it was like a picture of, you guys had packaged up all the books and you were going

to send them out. He did, he did it. He did it on purpose, right? I can tell by your face. What? And he's like, we don't have time for vacations. Oh, no, no, no. It wasn't. No, no, no. It wasn't. That's the paranoia in you. Yes. Okay. He was directing at somebody. Okay. Somebody who's wronged him. I was like, is he coming at me for no reason? No, no.

I was like, is he coming at me for no reason? No, no. That's how you know Walt's a true friend. He knows my paranoid tendencies. I was just, I went to the shrink yesterday to get some more medication and that's what we talked about was my paranoia. So I was just like. I can out of doubt 100% tell you it was directed at somebody, but it was not you. Okay.

I was like, why would he say this? Top five. Top five. Top five. Top five. No, no, no, top five. No, top five. So what's the, what are the shows? How many shows you got to do?

We got three shows. We have a Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday night show. Oh my God, a show every night? Yeah, well, not Monday. Not Monday. We don't have any shows Monday. We have a show every night. I thought we were doing two. Space monkeys. We're doing three. The note that I got was three. Okay. Hey, man. The more the career.

Yeah. So three different shows on three different nights. It should be pretty fun. We get, you know, a Monday or a Tuesday night rather the first night, you got a tell them Steve Dave theme going on. And then Wednesday, we have like the big show with, you know, Eric and Eric Andre and Steve. Your brother was going to say, Eric's going and the big guest thought we couldn't get him. Oh, nice.

Unseen unheard presence just gave me a very nice space monkey tumbler. Nice. The listener sent that in. The listener sent that in? Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, dope, man. And yes, if Jimmy the hair guy,

I'll task him with this. If you want a patch, Mary Beth had patches made. You know, we got patches made every cruise. What is that noise? Do you hear that? Yeah, I think when Q moves is he's making some oh, okay. Yes That's that. Oh, yeah, that's better See Jimmy the hair guy. He's gonna I'm gonna put him in charge of giving away patches now historically this has been a Position that could draw some ire from people. This has gone south for many a person who's you've given this to

So much so that they're no longer listeners to TSD. Right. They're like the button thing that did me in. It killed me. You cost us a loyal listener, you know, by, you know, everybody's screaming at me. They're like, Hey, man, where are the buttons I paid for? And I'm like, look, man, nothing to do with this. So Jimmy, the hair guys in charge of Jimmy the hair guy, I'm going that? Jimmy the hair guy, I'm gonna put him in charge of patches.

So he'll have a handful of patches. If you see him say, you know, hey, Jimmy the hair guy. That's the code word. Patch me. Patch me in. Okay. How about this, patch me and when you get home, find that fucking box for Walt.

Patch me and package Walt. There you go. Come on piece of shit if you feel like it. Yeah, a wall patch me and package wall. Come on, piece of shit if you feel like it. It sounds like this might go to Jimmy's head. That's like now he's got power over people. He's already I'll tell you about if he refuses to hand out the patches, I'll let you know. Okay, okay. And we're having an aunt meet up, right? We're having an aunt. There'll be an aunt meet up. That'll be be Monday most likely, probably six or seven in the evening. I still have to find the schedule

to give you the exact amount, but the exact time. Now, how do you get into the Aunt Meetup? Like, how do you prove you're an Aunt and not just somebody who's... I don't think you would know about it unless you're an Aunt. Yeah. It's not publicized. Oh, really?

Yeah, it's word spreads amongst the aunts. Oh, okay. When is this episode coming out though? This will come out Sunday. So it'll come out before we leave. Okay. Yeah, so anybody who listens in will know. Talk to Jimmy the hair guy.

In fact, what'll happen is you get a patch from Jimmy. I'm gonna give Jimmy the information. So that Monday, first day on the boat, you go see Jimmy, he'll have your patch and he'll have your information. Does Jimmy have any time to just like max and relax? No way. You got him.

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win back some of the fans who have been disappointed with a lot of the current output. But I still think it's possible to get back to where they were. And get back to where they were when they were the kings of content, man. Is it that they're putting out too much and it's too, it's too, well, woke. That's, that's one of the problems where she-hulk was that I read. People say, I don't, I don't subscribe to that. That's the problem. I just think it's not, you're, you straight away from the source material, you thought you were smarter than the guys who created the storylines and the characters that you're working on. Go back to the source material and I promise you

that that's the road. That's what people want. More twerking in the source material or none. No twerking. No twerking. I don't think you need to twerk. A lot of people seem to agree that twerking was unnecessary from what I read. Anyway, very cute. You think they're a missus on, don't you think it's like,

just go back to the source material. That's what fans want. And that's where you had a lot of success. I think you got to do that for sure. I mean, that's the blueprint. That's what got everybody here. So I'm with you on that. I do think that, and I hope we're starting to come out of it, but who knows that we're in that era of like message before entertainment. And I think that's going to start switch because I think people just want to go,

watch movies and TV shows without getting fucking beat on the head with, uh, and read books. I put, I literally returned the last Stephen King book after reading 10 pages. I'm like, I don't want to hear about fucking Trump anymore. We know. We know. We all know about Trump. Like, stop beating the drum. That's when people are like, look, does he have the Trump derangement syndrome?

Because he can't stop talking about the guy and putting him in books and shit. He can't leave alone. Yeah, just can't leave alone. Well, I mean, the guy's coming back, so he mean, he's probably gonna be the next three books too. Could be. But like even with, like, and I ended up not seeing She-Hulk, but I know that they did that thing where like, they were publicly celebrating that some of the tweets

that they got online were matching tweets that angry fanboys sent them in the show. And they were celebrating, they were doing like a fist bump. And I'm like, I don't know, man. I don't know much about the entertainment business. But I don't think like, striving to piss people off, and then doing a victory lap about it is what's gonna fucking make she Hulk ahead. I just don't think it is like, you know,

gonna fucking make She-Hulk a hit. I just don't think it is. You know, and you're like, it's, you're just like, I don't want it, like it's She-Hulk. She can fucking do anything. Like why are we spending our time on like with this stupid bullshit? Like it's She-Hulk.

These are comic books, like anything is possible. And this is what you guys are, I didn't see it. So far I know I may watch it and be like, this is the greatest thing ever. Well, I know that they put out, I didn't see it, So for all I know, I may watch it and be like, this is the greatest thing ever. They put out, I didn't see it, but the new show that Disney put out, that Marvel put out was Echo and Daredevil's in it. And he's not in a yellow costume.

He's back in the old red and black tog. So. There, it looks like from the trailer, it looks like it's pretty action oriented. Great. There it looks like from the trailer it looks like it's pretty action-oriented Great, so you know it maybe they are starting to just like figure out like like you said it's like let's worry about The characters let's worry about the storyline and and and you can put a message in there But you just do a little bit more clever and that's so heavy-handed and I think people are be fine with it Fuck yeah, man. There was messages in the shit we watch growing up. Sure, man.

This is no problem. It's just it can't be the first thing. And it can't be the beating, beating you over the head with it. This subtle T is the key. Clever. And yeah, I'm being clever. A little bit more clever. Or, or it's not, or I'm sure somebody listening right now could think of

really heavy message entertainment. That is good. Or it's not or I'm sure somebody listening right now could think of really Heavy message entertainment that is good You know what I mean like what do I know? But I you know, I'm just saying what I like is like dude like let's let's bury the message a little bit here Make it make it hatch it. Let's all get along Fucking love it and yeah, and everybody come together and treat life like a cruise. Yeah, now you're talking. Tell him Steve Dave.