Tell Em Steve-Dave - #586: Kuhleegleeuh

Episode Date: February 18, 2024

Super Bowl parties, IJ cruise, Bry hangs with fellow podcasters, Q & Bry slobber over Fatone.

Taylor needs me. And I've now rushed to her defense whenever I could. I just don't have the beer muscles that I used to have so it's easy for me to not really remember Tell him Steve Dave hello, welcome to this week's edition of tell him Steve Dave a wall Hello and hot off The set of impractical jokers. This is it. This is Steven. He's Steven over here.

Well, I'm not mad. No, I mean, it's just hot from the set. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, you're not angry. No, this is it, man. This is first day of shooting today. I just can't, not from set, we did promos for the NCAA today. Because they air on True TV.

It's the only time anybody watches True TV is like when the basketball is on so they have us do these promos and stuff like that. So today was the first day of filming but this I think we were supposed to shoot tomorrow but you guys heard about this eight inches of snow coming in. I have. I'm so fucking excited because on your first real day of work to have it canceled for a snow day is a real booster. Like I like it. I'm like, this is fucking nice. It's not as easy as it used to be. No, I would imagine not.

Yeah, I would imagine that. Well, first of all, just thinking of shit to say. No, after all these years, that's easy. That's easy. Wow. Wait a minute. The promos aren't written. You guys just got to go. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

He's talking about the show. Right. Yeah, I was talking about the show. Yeah. Yeah. The promos. The show talking about the show yeah what they do with the promos basketball well basketball they dribble they shoot yeah there's so many fucking meetings for these things right they're like and they they'll present their ideas and you'll get the you know the promo department of whatever company you're working with and And their ideas are always like, and I know what our reputation is, I get it.

Like I'm not mad at anybody, but the promos year after year, or when we do photo shoots, the ideas are always the same. Always, you guys walk like the Beatles when there's four of us, you guys walk like the Beatles and you know what I mean, the four of you, or it's always like some wacky fucking prank that we would have

Rejected from doing on the show, you know, and they're like what if you did this this and this and we're like and then we got to fix It we got to write it and then we get the set and then we got to condense it down to make the day work So we did we used to by now. It's good. It's fine. Everybody's nice to us. There's no problems Yeah, I mean when you're on set and you're like it's your show It's a lot easier to get back to work, right? Yeah. Oh, that's the show We'll conflate with like this is a we talk about two different things. Well that I was just talking about the problem Okay, I can't wait to get a set like I can't fucking wait like I'm excited to see my friends and play the crew Not marry and sell I see them all too much

I was in Sal's house last night for the Super Bowl. How'd you feel about that? That's I was thinking about I was uh, I got I got a little bit of a hangover. I broke my promise you I got a little a little crazy last night I did a lot of times if you're broken this problem I don't think many some there. There's been broken promises, that's for sure. And that wasn't in public, I was at Sal's house. All these caveats. The wind was blowing in the northeasterly direction, and what question must you not drink?

Well, it's like, Sal throws these parties, and he invites like, every New York comedian of note is like there. You know what I mean? So it's like, they're all degenerates. They're all drinking and, and, and whatever. And then DeRose, Joe DeRosa, a very funny comedian, of course, stayed at my house because he got drunk and he was like, dude, you can't drive up, just crash in my place. So we get to my place at like 11 and then it's like, about a nightcap. And then, and then we're sitting down, you know my little clubhouse outside my office there and Next thing I know it's 2 30 in the morning and like we've just been drinking the entire time

He's got nothing to do today. I got to be in Trenton, New Jersey by 10 o'clock Yeah, so I got very little sleep and my head's kind of spinning but hey, that's a showbiz, baby People want to hear the party I got very little sleep and my head's kind of spinning, but hey, that's a showbiz, baby. Yeah, that's the like. There's a lot of people on here that party. Yeah, yeah. Although like you and DeRosa sitting around having like sniffeders of. No, it's he's having Jack. He's got Jack. He actually, it was funny because he finished by Jack Daniels.

And I'm like, all right. So I had him sign the bottle and I was like, I'm selling this on eBay to get another bottle of, so I may be selling Joda Rosa signed bottle. Joda Rosa limited edition. Limited of one to restock my fucking thing. But it's fine, you know, we're laughing and like having a good time. So when you're at a party full of comedians.

Yeah. Is it just constantly someone trying to make funny jokes? Or is it more like where they're not on there? They're not on so they don't try to be funny or is it just no these guys don't know how to. Yeah I've been around it it's exhausting yeah it's not trying to be funny funny. They won't stop they won't stop. They get in and then as a drink starts flowing but you're seeing masters of the craft going at each other And you're partaking you know what I mean? It's you you feel good when you get a laugh um oh

Fucking idiot coming in with pd a lie. There's a man who knows Personal stock Thanks, buddy. I hope you get back on Mike's in So rough day today. But when, you know, we go back, we were back to work Wednesday now instead of Valentine's Day. Back to work. Yeah, I went to a Super Bowl party myself.

Can I? Who's? I went to Brian Rupert's Super Bowl party. So he now joins a very exclusive club of people who can say that I attended a party at their house. Yeah. Yeah, it's, I mean. I don't feel as good anymore

now that I know Rupert's in that company. I used to fucking fly that flag proudly. I only think there was one guy pound in alcohol that was getting him. Get him, yeah. I think the only one that was like. Oh, January that was getting him. Get him, yeah. I think the only one that was like. Oh, January's over. He's like, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. February 1st, right? You know what, though? He can handle his booze, though. Yeah. He really can. Yeah, he doesn't. I noticed he talks a little bit more when he's extra lubricated.

Sure. If you believe it or not, I know that's hard to believe. But yeah, I noticed that he will have a little bit more, I want to say diarrhea of the mouth, maybe like just like, maybe a couple of like, just a couple of like spurts of like, excited. Yeah, yeah. Totally non sequiturs too. All Alright, so that's the same.

That's great. What'd you think of the big game? Oh, it started out pretty ho-hum and it turned into one of the one, one of the games for the ages. Yeah, I fucking double overtime, which had never been done before. I was really hoping for that. That was nuts, dude. Yeah.

That was that. Well, let me, I should, let's get to like the real important thing of it. Were people annoyed at the Taylor Swift cutaways at your party? Because at my party, people were like, fucking get, come on. I'm sick of that too. I'm sick of people who are sick of Taylor Swift.

I love it. Have you become a Swiftie by extension? No, but I feel like it's a piling on now at this point. I mean, the gal just goes to support her man in a very traditional way because this is a powerful woman and she's kind of like being forced into that role of like… Side lines. Not the most well-known woman on the planet. Yeah.

As a cheerleader, a woman of her stature and power now is, has been reverted to a cheerleader in a very traditional role, like a 1950s kind of mindset that I'm like, why aren't more people like applauding her for taking the back seat? For knowing her role. Yeah. Like, why don't, for brice, is what we've been complaining about for the past decade. He broke her. He deserves the credit for it. for the best dead game. He broke her. He deserves the credit for it. Definitely isn't, now. She stands at the sidelines.

Yeah, I'm just sick of people complaining about it. So much like when, like, when Tebow started to get too much hate, I felt like they, at the tipping point... Taylor needs me. Yeah. And I've now rushed to her defense whenever I could. Yeah. Like during the party, I had to like give some

Glances across the room like How many people are at your party it wasn't my party yeah, um a lot I would say At least 25 people. How can you watch a game with that many people in the room? A very big television. Right by the happy. And some people don't give a fuck about the game. Oh, okay.

You know what I mean? Some people are by the food that he gets. He gets a catered, it's lovely. Some people he's got a nice deck outside his door there. People are out there smoking and stuff like that. A wide range of people. I've been trying to snag an invitation to this for years now. I can't get one Well, you had an invitation to rups. I know and then I did it like I was like, oh, it's it's 830

I don't think he's coming. No, I told him I told him that I was probably going to Atlantic City Okay, and and but if I did and I was definitely gonna go I didn't know you were going I actually made a statement You're not missing. No, you know, I love Sal but like, you know All those funny guys cracking up and girls Come on we're talking about traditional rules. No, there was there was you know, um, it's a podcast called guys We fucked I guess yeah, yeah, and one of the hosts Corinne was there. I liked her. I thought she was I thought she was very funny I liked her, but she had a fucking you remember Ryan our buddy Ryan Yeah, yeah, he walks in and I don't know where she goes. Is he gay?

Fucking hysterical if you know, I haven't fucked him yet. He must be gay She was funny man, but so there was like funny people of all stripes They were at that joke is funny if you know Ryan because that's all I really talks about when it comes to him. They, the guys we fucked were at the same, I think it was like there were three acts and we were the, we were the headliner at the, in Brooklyn. I can't remember the name of the place. We were on the same stages though, yeah. Oh shit, yeah. They were the middle act. What they mean to us? Like, no, she was I was literally like, oh fuck man. Maybe that's one of the ladies from on the Sabrina show.

No, no, no. These are just podcasts. Ladies. Yeah. Yeah. I know you're talking about. Bob, Bob, Ray Dudley, the wrestler. I don't know if you know.

I'm familiar with the name. He was I wouldn't know if I saw him. I know him a long time, but yeah, great guy. Yes fun time That's just got to just drank too much, but it did think of Walt. Yeah. Yeah, I did think of all thoughts I was guilty You know so like a little far past over and I thought of you well, did you stay dry for this for the cruise? Oh God, no, he did not And I thought of you. Well, did you stay dry for this for the cruise? Oh The cruise man

I've been on a couple cruises. I yeah, you were able were able to make it through? Yeah, I was able to make it through. I powered through it. Yeah, but you didn't have things like I had. Did you see those two girls that came up to me? These two girls came up to me, well, they were stunning, 25. And they've come up to me holding hands and they say, they say, the first thing they say to me is, we will sign an NDA and do anything you want. And I'm like, whoa, I'm like, get me whiskey,

get me something because I can't jump into this because the society we live in, the time we live in, so you're like. On the cruise. On the cruise, so you're like, I gotta drink, man. No man could be sober and see like that, like it's just like you gotta drink. You have to drink until you're like,

I can't even get it up. Yeah, there could be no temptation. Did you helicopter your lawyer in to get the paperwork? Yeah, no. I mean, what a great opening line. Like what a great opening line. But the fact that they're aware of NDAs immediately makes you suspicious.

Makes you suspicious too. They know the ins and outs of this contract. I can't be involved. So you're like, all right, well then I'm just gonna go hang in my room with a bunch of dudes. Like, you know, you get the Rosa area. So all you were drinking to forget the, you know... To kill the... To kill the...

The draw. The temptation, let's say. Yeah, so you're in your room and you're just like, well, now it's just a sausage party in my room, so let's fucking drink. Yeah, well, I mean, sausage's parties are, you're fine. How much pussy was at Roup's place? Ah, no. No, zero?

Oh my god, I'm shocked. Oh my god, I'm shocked. Well, you guys, hang on. I mean, we talked football, though. You know, that's why it's, that's your... See, that's why I didn't want to go, because I would have been the closest thing to a girl there and everybody would have tried to fuck me, probably.

Oh, yeah, we would have been much ridiculed. Climb it over each other to get at me. My turn, boy. I saw someone on Twitter post such a great line, such a throw. I actually maybe laugh out loud is like, because I, somebody asked me who I think, who I thought was going to win. And I said, I cannot bet against my homes. I said, at this point, he's all universe.

And like anybody who bets against him is absolutely nuts. And so I just wrote the response to that. Patchmill Homes is good at fourth and down. Do you remember that? Do you remember that? That was a title of like an episode of ours. And it just made me, it was such a great fallback. Just made me laugh, fourth and down.

If I'm Patrick Mahomes, before I do anything else, I get my family together and I was like, can you guys please not, whatever it is you're about to do, whatever it is you're about to do, just please don't do it. I don't need this shit. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That kind of pressure I still But he still doesn't he's still going to win no matter what his chaotic family does

Like they can be dancing and the lest thing people are driving drunk. He's just I don't give a shit I'm still gonna fucking be a legendary comeback and you're gonna come back no matter what the odds are and still win It doesn't matter. He's that fucking But the odds are and still win. It doesn't matter. He's that fucking phenomenal. He's just that, like there's some guys that are just that focused, huh? Like they don't feel, whatever a normal person might feel that kind of pressure, they just don't, they don't feel it.

Yeah. I guess that's like, there is a medical term for that, right? Yeah, sociopath. Pathologically. Yeah. Like you don't feel pressure, you don't feel like, you don't feel, like, you don't feel those feelings. Well, that's what they said about Dexter. It's like, that's why he didn't get scared because he was a psychopath.

Yeah. So maybe, I don't know, maybe sociopath. Long the same lines. Fucking virus. Are we, are we willing to go on right now and say Patrick Holmes is a sociopath and that's why he's so good? I don't mind that. I'll make that, I'll go make that scene. Um, yeah. I went down to Atlantic City. I'll make that. I'll go make that. See you. Um,

I went down to Atlantic City. I, um, not to watch the game though. It happened to be the same weekend that a bunch of, uh, podcasters that I like were like sort of meeting up down there. He just has to make his presence known. He's got his phone on. How you staying? Can you shut my phone off. So you went to a podcast festival? It was kind of like it was Ming there? Ming was not there. No, it was no podcast festival. It was at the Borgata and it's it was a couple different podcasts that I listened

to nobody likes onions. My mom Missouri loves company, Tukey Soup. It's like all these people who like they all they all feud with. Tukey Soup? Yeah, it's this guy who who has a puppet on his hand and he does everything through the puppet. Like it dude, it's so fucking funny. I love it. And all they do is feud with each other like all these podcasts. So it's weird like they stuttering John is it like the center piece of like he's the focal point of all this stuttering John. So he was there.

I think you weren't fond of. I'm not fond of stuttering John I don't I think he's an awful human being so like well like he wasn't the reason I went there There were two other guys there that I wanted to meet and a puppet and a puppet. Yeah, well the public was one of them Yeah, I got to meet the puppet. Yeah, Mary Beth has a picture with her with the puppet Great, but I watched probably more of the game than I've watched in the past ever. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because everybody was at the bar like watching the game. And so I was like, I guess I'll sit here with everybody else, you know,

so they weren't performing? No, no, no, the podcasters just were going to be at this. They were like, Yeah, we're gonna go to this bar on this weekend, or this this hotel rather on this weekend. And this is where we'll meet. Yeah, I was like, I'll go. Were you there as I was there as more of a fan of, okay, you weren't like, so they had no idea you're and no nobody of these podcasts know who you are and you just show no, they all know who I am. Yeah. It's not like you're just like stalking them for like, no,

I'm not like hanging on the outskirts just watching and shit. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't do that to them. Like the first guy I met was dressed up as another guy I know the puppet guy was dressed up as another guy that I know he was cosplaying as another dude I thought it was him at first and I was like wait a second. So I'm a little confused as to what went down like a bunch of podcasts was like let's hang out. Let's hang out at a bar in Lake City on Super Bowl Sunday.

Yes. That's basically the way it went. And, and they announced this to their fan base. Uh, yeah, they say it over the, uh, yeah, on the pod, on the different podcasts, they're like, here, this is what we're going to be doing. And if you want to come down and hang out, just drop by. What do you do when you get there then? You just talk to them?

You wonder why you went. you do when you get there, then you just talk to them. You wonder why you went. No, I the two guys that I went down there to meet, I talked with quite a bit and just hung out. And you know, Marybeth was there. So we just, you know, we went, we went and she played some slots and shit like that. She does not have the flanigan touch. I got a tie. like that. She does not have the dubs planning in touch. I got to tell you. I mean, it's, it's a no, nobody

consisting, winning at slots. It's a total fucking. But she's just like, she she dumped some money into it. And she was annoyed that she didn't play longer. She was like, for she's like, these are fucking penny slots. Like you're gonna win on penny slots. What's that? You can't win on penny slots. It's very rare to win any significant money on penny slots though. I was with a girl who won like $4,000 on penny slots.

That's a significant amount. Yeah. That doesn't have, that's very out of the norm. Actually, now that I think about it was $700. I don't know why he said $4,000. She won $700. 700 is still pretty good. Yeah, pretty good, but I don't want it.

I don't want it. I don't know why he said that. My brain's not. It's the Super Bowl hangover. Yeah, I'm having some problems right now. 700 bucks. Which is a win. Yeah. Not 4,000. Yeah, the room was real cheap. I was surprised for like Super Bowl night. I thought that. Oh, I think everybody's, nobody goes to like parties and stuff. Nobody goes to parties. Everybody goes to parties. Nobody goes to parties. Nobody wants to be away from home, I think, on Super Bowl Sunday.

Or somebody else's home drinking and- Corousing and such. Yeah, just smooching. Yeah. So who was all that rups party? Who was a you, Rupert Giddem? Nick Giddem, Steve, and another fellow I didn't know. Was just four of you?

Yeah. It's quiet the whole time. The party is getting a real workout there. So we're technically having a party right now. I had a great time. To me, that's about as like, I'm like, dip my toe into partying, you know, so like, I don't want any more than four people there. Sure.

Because then it's intimidating and it can give me the sweat. Four dudes, just four dudes. Yeah. You guys have to keep a volume low because he has the baby now. The baby wasn't there. The baby came home later in the evening and then we had to kind of keep it quiet when the baby came home. But you know what? I'm used to fucking watching servos like that. I remember the days when... Yeah, me too. Yeah, I told you.

Well, the few parties I got invited to. Your kids raise your voice over whisper level. Because the baby's sleeping and... Me and Sunday Jeff had to learn sign language for the next year. Yeah, other than that, yeah, I did not really, I didn't do much for Super Bowl Sunday. Went there, watched, hung out, met some people. That's not bad. Came back. Yeah. I think Sunday Jeff was up at AC over the weekend as well. He told me he was going to be

At AC for the sore ball as well. Really? Yeah, I wish I know But he could have represented the all-new Sunday Jeff show with the Would have been a legend man people would have fucking clamored to get near him. I'll blame him. Yeah Sunday Jeff. Yeah I'll blame him. Yeah. Something, Jeff. Yeah. No matter what your relationship status or your thoughts on Valentine's Day, we can

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We've talked about the cruise. I mean, I just told the best story I have. Yeah, that's pretty good story. Yeah, it's a pretty fucking good story. Yeah, that was the boy those twins when they like the fucking plague and then there was another one there was another I mean look. It's a boat of it's a boat full of people who are came on because their fans of us you know what I mean so it's no surprise it's not like. But there was this, yeah. There was a lot of dodging going on and stuff like that. But a lot of fucking, a lot of ants, tons of four colored demons, shirts.

So much so that like, Eric Kondler was like, what is that? And I was like, yeah, don't worry about that. Don't worry about that, Eric. It's my secret motorcycle club. Ming, I mean, how great was Ming on that fucking, but one point we're, DeRosa and Sal through a secret hip hop party.

They didn't advertise it. What they was in the Bliss lounge, where we had the meetup, they were just going to at 11 o'clock, start playing 90s hip hop and hosting a party. And they weren't gonna tell anybody. So the only way you found out about it was if you were walking by and heard the music and wandered in,

which is a pretty cool idea, but word got out. So it was fucking packed. And that's where those girls actually said that to me. And then, Photones, it was a great time. And then I look up at Ming is dancing with a girl who she's an aunt. She was wearing a four colors demon thing one night. I heard like Mary Jane. Oh yeah.

MJ. MJ is real tall, right? Like towers over a real tall, real pretty. Yeah. Like looks great. And we're in the slave layer costume. Yes. Yeah.

I do remember that costume. Yeah. She comes in for a picture, dressed a slave layer and she hands me her leash and she's like would you hold this during the picture? And I'm like well, you know you paid so here we are And I see Ming dancing with her on the dance floor like this fucking guy He has the time of his life everywhere. He doesn't matter where he goes. It doesn't matter what he's doing The dude is constantly like smiling. Yeah Teaching her how to dance like this is fucking this guy is like having a bless. It was the shows were great. I don't remember the last

night. Any of the show. Oh, the last night. At all. I don't remember a single thing of being on stage the last night. But I do know that my parents were there and my mother said it was fine. You guys didn't say anything like crazy. And I was like, oh, that doesn't give you any, um, pause though. And you're like, I drank so much. I can't remember what happened. It doesn't. And I'll tell you why, because I also didn't drink a lot. Like my tolerance is so low that it did sneak up on me, but I also know like I

wasn't like, I just don't have them beer muscles that I used to have so It's easy for me to not really remember It's easy for me Four days of drinking all day and like working our ass off because we do work They run they do run these guys So everything totally get it but when yeah, but like I a guys. Oh yeah. I totally get it. But when, yeah, but like I, a certain point, if I ever had like seven hours of my life

that I couldn't remember, I would be like, wow. It's like usually reserved for like when you're sleeping, you don't remember. Oh yeah, when I have my operation, when I have my operation, I don't remember if that happened. Right, you're under the influence of this. That's the only time I can think back that I don't remember what happened for like seven

hours. Yeah, seven hours is a pretty long time. Yeah. But I wasn't surprised when I saw him because we were about, you know, we're going to do Space Monkeys and I got some people lined up and I get a text like five minutes before we're about to go on and it's like, I'm doing great at poker. I'm probably gonna be like 15 minutes late. This was on purpose, I planned that.

Yeah, I did see him that way. I was like, I was saying to Mary Beth, because I was gonna play poker too, but I was like, well wait, I can't play poker because it's gonna run into the show. And I was like, wait, he's playing poker. I was like, he's doing this on purpose. I was doing it on purpose.

I wanted to give you the, I wanted to give you what it feels like. To have to go out there alone. And then of all the nights, like when I went out, they hadn't turned any of the mics on. So I went out and I put the mic up and I'm like, God damn it. Everything's going wrong, these motherfuckers.

Yeah, Chuck went on the boat. Chuck was there. Yeah, I felt bad for Chuck. And you shouldn't feel bad for Chuck. He had a great time. Chuck had a great time. Oh, yeah. I brought him up on stage, but then we ran out of time.

We did. We didn't get to do his, his one true three. Yeah. Like that. He was up there and you guys really didn't come up too much this time. Every time we came up, you were gone. I was working. Yeah.

You were doing a lot of stuff. I don't know being on the boat. It was like, right. Oh yeah. was like, it really fell to us. Double down on it. Yeah. Because, you know, Eric Andre is great and he's another machine. But like, we know what Gatto did and we had to make sure that that was covered. And that's not natural to me.

Right. Yeah. That level of interaction with the audience and the people is, it it's not it's not usual. It's not usual to me Yeah, right But tons of ants well you know it was almost felt to me a lot like sometimes I could tell them Steve Dave cruise That's how many fucking ants. Yeah, there were a lot when we did the When we did the the get together the ant meet, there were probably a good couple hundred people. Yeah. Nice.

Yeah. Everybody with their shirts on and hanging out and having a good time. Yeah. And we took pictures with everybody. Yep. Every single person who was there. Yeah. It was great. It was a great cruise. I don't know. I don't know if we'll do another one. Those are people who ask me like,

when do you think the next one's going to be? I'm like, I have no inside track on this. We didn't think we could do this. The last one's barely over? I'm like, I have no inside track on this. We didn't think we could do this. The last one's barely over. I'm still sick from the last one. Yeah, I know. It was, we didn't think we'd do this one. So now it's just like, hey man, like we can't do them every year anymore.

There's too many now. There's so many of these cruises. The competition is pretty fierce. And you know, it's a lot to ask. It's like fucking you're asking people to lay out thousands of dollars. And it's, I think it's a little hard to do that every year, especially after the pandemic. So they may not be vocal, but I believe that people love every fucking second of it. And you think it's money well spent.

I think so too. Because like any time I ran into anybody who was like, who was like, oh, hey, you know, like they're always having a good time. It's never like, hey, can you talk to one of the guys about the fucking heat in my room? Or something like that. Yeah, no, it's like, and there was, you tell me if, cause you were more boots on the ground than I was, right?

You were out there. I felt this year's cruise was more adult. It seemed like there were fewer kids, actual children, and also kids in their teens and stuff like that. Yeah, I felt the same way. I felt that like compared to the first cruise actual children and also kids in their teens and stuff like that. Yeah. I felt the same way. I felt that like compared to the first cruise where there seemed to be a lot of families on it, this one, not so many.

And things got pervy. Did you scare the families away with the previous trip? Not scare them away, but you know, I'm going to make it, that was it, was it inappropriate for kids? I think a lot of our fans, you were pervy just being used. I think I've question answered go on the cruise grew up Like they got older. No, but people were fucking on that boat everywhere everywhere in public I don't know well. There was that guy walking around like the Christmas ornament on his balls, right?

Okay, it was yeah, I kept getting reports of everybody hooking up like artists. Um, the cruise goers were like going up to like telling DeRosa like, Holy shit. I just like the love boat. Yes. It was, it was a vibe on the boat that wasn't there in previous years. I had to console these two twins who had just gotten turned down. I perved out on them. Well, like, I't worry about the NDA.

I don't give a shit. Take a rest in sure going, I didn't want to. I mean, you know, but I don't want to get sued into oblivion. You know, were there any real, like lasting love connections made? Like on the real love boat show, it's like, you know, at the, when everybody's disembarking, it's like, it's not just about fucking, it's about a deep, you know, commitment and you learn a lesson and you realize it like, it's not just about fucking, it's about a deep, you know, commitment and you learn a lesson and you realize it's about love. It's not about like raunchy sex.

The vibe that I got on the boat was that if anybody was wasting their time with true love on this boat, they weren't having the maximum good time that they could be having. Yeah. So it's not like the love boat. No, there was like, I mean, I'm not, it wasn't Caligula. Like, you know, you were able to like walk around and like not trip over people fucking. I just mean like there was an undercurrent that I think wasn't there the past, past few cruises. Well, I think your co, like Steve Oh, and Eric Andre brought an audience that didn't seem to be an IJ audience.

No, there was no, there was no like the audience blinded very well. They melded very well. Yeah. But audience is what is more apt to be to have to to engage in. Chicanery. In like out of wedlock sex on the boat just willy nilly just like hooking up here there everywhere. Don't tell me to dance. Please don't say it's dance. I got I really don't want to do anything. No. It looked like the dance was having a good time.

No. No. No. No. I mean, yes, Chuck about that. Yes, Chuck how he did on the boat. Oh, yes, Chuck. Yes, Chuck.

Also asked if he wants that left in. Yeah. No, I think there was like, there was like good times to be had. It's funny people still asked like, hey, do you get along with Q's mom? It's so funny. They still think that like there's a like there's a riff between me and your mom who I might have hung out with on the boat more than I would. Oh, without a doubt you did.

We played bingo, we would watch stuff from your room. You were very sweet. You were like bought my mom's bingo card, right? Like you made, you were like, I'm taking your mom to bingo or something like that. Like it was very sweet of you. I appreciate that. Have you just become that guy though? Like, and now you can kind of be like,

use Q's mom as a beer to be the guy now who's like, if I'm gonna go on a cruise, I'm just gonna play bingo and kind of just like, shuffle around and... You mean have I worked myself into that situation now where I don't have to be boots on the ground I can just... No, but I mean like I mean just kind of crossed over into that. I'll be doing it anyway.

With or without Carol Quinn. I need time to recuperate. I wish they'd slowed down with all these bingo numbers. Sam so fast I have three cards. Born up to my ear. Bingo! Oh no, no, sorry, sorry. Not bingo.

He'd be like, oh, again. Did Fatone say A38? What'd he say? There's no A in bingo, bud. Yeah. Yeah, like hanging out with Fatone makes me wish that he lived closer. I love him so much. Yeah, he's really fun to hang out with.

He's just like the, he's like a golden retriever. You just fucking love being around that guy. Like what does, yeah, what does he do to get that kind of like, like, I want to pick up some pointers. Okay. I want to be like, I don't think anybody, when I left the party last night, I don't know anybody was like, fucking love that guy. Why, I fucking can't wait to hang out with him again. Like, so what did I So what should I have done?

Okay. How would we break that? First of all, relentlessly positive. Like always. Fuck. Yeah. I want to give you the big one up front. No cynicism.

Zero cynicism. We're right to all this down. Yeah, right? Don't be a cynic. Yes. God, okay. So, so far, the tone and Ming are neck and neck. Willingness to do anything. Okay, wait, can we go back to the super positive? Yeah.

Doesn't that get like tiresome though, or you're kind of just like it's unrealistic? No, it brings you up. Yeah, because you guys are talking about, you can be talking about the Middle East and he's just like, he's got a positive spin on it. And you're like, come on, man. There was nobody mentioned Middle East. And you don't talk to Photone about the Middle East. It's great. It's just like he's got a positive spin on it. And you're like, come on, man. There was nobody mentioned Middle East on this fucking boat. And you don't talk to Photon about the Middle East. It's great. It's like, isn't that wonderful? Like here's a guy you don't have to fucking talk to

about the Middle East. He would look confused if you brought it up. He'd be like, why are we not talking about something different? And he's like, you don't want to hear much push they got back in the day? And you're like, well, actually you know what I would. I do. And then he starts telling you okay

But like at no point because I fit around Ming too much And I feel like I can get like that super positive kind of like you don't know hint of cynicism Kind of like I have like I can grow very tired of it Yeah, you know because it seems unnatural like with with why is being so positive Photone still has That star Janice a qua. Okay, he's not it. He's got it. All right, well, okay, well, then right there and in there, if you don't have it, then you'll never be the guy

that's like, I fucking love hanging around with you. No, that's not true, because I love hanging around with you. But you never fucking talk like that though. Never once have you like, fuck like the way you said it with that kind of like, do you hear the way you pronounced fuck? I fucking love that kind of thing.

I dropped a hard F on that. Hard F of it. No, but I have said about you, like when I've talked to Anst and they're like, they'll be like, man, Walt's a genius, and I'll be like, dude, you don't even know. That guy is a fucking genius. I love that guy. Like, I've definitely said that.

But you know that, but like, you don't need a genius at a party, though. No, you don't. Just ask Rupert. The geniuses in the corner talking about the fucking Middle East. Nobody wants him at the party. Why is he so positive anyway? Alright, so you gotta have the it factor, which is not a lot of people have the it factor though.

Yeah, he's got stories, endless stories about his life and you want to hear him. He reminds me of Muse in a way that is like an innocent goofball almost. Yeah. Like the way he dresses and the way he carries around like a big giant radio. I mean he walks, you hear him coming before he comes. He has his whole squad with him too, like these four guys that he travels with. And they're all cool. Like they're all cool to talk to.

Are they bodyguards? I don't know. One was Mike Roem, the ring announcer for WWE. Like they're all cool to talk to. Are they bodyguards? I don't know. One was Mike Roem, the ring announcer for WWE. Like he's, you know. Like late, let's get ready to rumble? Not that guy, but that job for the WWE. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Wow. And then he starts telling stories, you know what I mean? It's just like, it's just a group. He's got connections everywhere for telling. So if you're like, hey, I'm going to Disney, he's like, I'll make a phone call. And then suddenly you got like, he'm going to Disney he's like I'll make a phone call and then suddenly got like he's that guy and he's completely normal despite it like he's you could talk to him and there's no hint of you

can sit there and shoot the shit with them and you don't feel like I'm in the I'm in the presence of a dude who is in one of the biggest bands on earth of all time right you don't feel that way. Just down to earth. No, completely. Never, never feels like he's feeling he's better than anyone. He did this thing with, with Troy's wife, Merrill. She wanted to get his, she wanted to get his, a picture with him. So we were up in this area where it's like a sun deck. So it was like me and Mary Beth and Troy and Merrill.

And then Fatone and his crew were sitting over a little bit in this other area. And Troy left, and then Merrill was like, I gotta get a picture with him. I gotta just like, should I just do it? Should I just ask him? You know, she's real nervous. So I was like, yeah, he's a cool guy.

You can definitely just ask him. But meanwhile, I'm texting him and I was like, my friend is gonna ask you for a photo. Give her a really hard time about it. So she went over there and Fatone played it perfectly. He's just like, why now? We have all week. Why now?

She's just like, you can see it in her face. I have a picture of them laughing about it afterwards, but he played it perfectly. It was pretty great. Yeah. All right. Okay. I've, I've taken some notes. Yeah.

I mean, come notes. Yeah. It's great. I mean, come on. It would be too much effort. It would be too much effort to try to manufacture the it factor. Well, I only work on my positivity. Yeah. Yeah.

You got to be willing to talk to people though. He's not positive about anything. But when I say these things about Brian Johnson, I'm saying the bad nobody is. I mean, there's no doubt I love you. It's hard to be positive at all times. I guess it's not any of the time. There's something to be like that young in life being that successful. We're like, fuck, I got enough to prove just have fun yes yet like you look at his life now and it's not like wow he's really fall on hard times it's like he's doing fucking great yeah every time you turn around for tones on tv doing something

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And they're hanging out. And they got like, not their entourage, but they got their friends that they brought on. And I was like, oh, I haven't really talked to Steve Oh yet. So I should go say hi. And like, there was a moment where I was like, they're all sitting, you know what I mean? Like, it's heavy, so I'm all that laughing,

I have a good time with drinks. And then like, I come up and I'm standing there and I'm like... Overly laughing? Yeah, I'm like, ah! No, but there was a moment where I was like... Like Cape Fear laughing? Yeah, kind of cigar-catching. Steve was talking about his mother dying or something.

No, but there was a moment where I was like... I was like on the outs of... They were the cool kids on the boat. And I was like, this is my faces on the fucking bow of the boat. And I can't even get in this conversation. There was like a good like three minutes or I was feeling like 12 year old Brian and I, you know, in junior. Am I hovering? Yeah, am I hovering? I can't get into the conversation. Like I was trying to break into the

conversation, but I couldn't because they were rolling. You know, and, and, and, you know, I know I care Andre well. And, you know, he looked at me and gave me the conversation, but I couldn't because they were rolling. You know, and, you know, I know our car, Andre Well, and, you know, he looked at me and gave me the hey, but, you know, but Steve Oh did. And I was, so I was just standing there like, like, like in their orbit. And I was like, cool. Yeah. Steve Oh, I think was the one that turned off a lot of the older people. Well, he pissed in his own mouth the guy. Yeah on the boat. Yeah

And I have 15 minutes before earlier you said it wasn't Caligula on the boat Not as Caligula as I thought that was that was pretty fucking Caligula. Yeah, yeah, you're right It wasn't sexual I guess wait what yeah, he did what is that it happens? He was on stage sexual I guess. Wait, what? Yeah, he did. But what is that happens there? He was on stage. Wow.

He did a G.G. Allen? And he's like, you wanna see me pee in my mouth? And I guess he, I didn't see it myself. I heard tell of it. So I'm assuming he, yeah, he actually like kinda peed in his mouth. Which is like, look man, that's you book Steve O. You're getting Steve O.

You know? I don't think he would do that though. Whoa. Yeah, he he whoa that is so fucked up. That's not the fucking thing you lead with. No, I forgot about it. I didn't remember because that because that was before I spoke to him or whatever and then I got to know him and like him so much. Yeah, you were on stage with him before getting to yeah. So by by then I got to know Steve a little bit. I was like, oh, this guy's fucking, I like this guy.

So I think that that superseded the peeing thing. I am blown away. This is so fucking cool. Well, when they did, they do the... So he's just like, I'm in one man's show and I was in and they all said, lose me audience all of a sudden, hold on, I'm gonna take. He was doing... take you see his cock

I know wasn't there. I don't know I I didn't see because I left I went to I went to see you and then when it got to That part with Steve oh I left you left. Yeah, not because of Steve. Oh just because I was like it's something do Yeah, so how do you follow that? How do space monkeys fucking follow a guy that's urinating? We drank a lot of piss I had a space monkey's fucking follow a guy that's urinating in his mouth. We drank a lot of piss over there. Yeah, we just pissed in each other's mouth. Oh my God.

Yeah, that was during Eric Andre's show. Well, when they had the... And you're like, he turned off a lot of old people. I don't even think you need to put in the word old. You just turned, that to me would turn off a ton. I don't know when I went to see the Steve O'Show, the audience, the theater was packed. Yeah, he's a draw, man. Yeah, he really is.

But he worked hard on his show, I'm told, like he really laughed and like limbered up. I don't know that he did that on his own show. Wow. It was something. Well, when they did the the sail away part, like you guys come out and you say hello to everybody, just as we're about to sail away. Steve oh came out

and I can't sit there because Q's room overlooks where the a lot of the events take place on the top of the ship there. It's like a turret in World War two. I can see over everything and it's nice because it's like dark, the windows are dark so like nobody can see you and you can watch everybody and you bring binoculars that you're in the So I was watching the binoculars for just see everybody party. Yeah, just people watch as people watching it's fun So clearly I Well a little bit yeah a little bit because yeah, well when with the salaway party again watching with Q's mom and

Steve O pulls his pants down and starts tucking his cock and doing this whole thing. And yeah, and your mom was like, oh, no, she just turns away. Yeah, he did that. But again, like you booked Steve Oh, that's, you know, you get it. Who booked them? That's a good question. But we all like when they brought his name up. Did he run by you that he said like this is what I'll be. He didn't run by you but I don't think that.

He ran you by you put a urinate in my mouth at one point. He didn't mention that. He didn't. And if he did, if he did I would have been like I would have been like I would have been like I you know I'm not here to tell an artist how to be an artist so but I you know I'd be like I don't know if our audience is gonna love it but know, I'd be like, I don't know if our audience is going to love it, but I'd be wrong. What? What are you doing here?

I'm going to show me again. Something about urination. Look at him. He can't stop trying to insert himself into the fucking show. This guy. Okay. So he, so he asked Jimmy, did Steve O'Peen his own mouth? Jimmy replies, he did.

Ha ha. Right after Q got sick, when you got sick, because you so maybe you just a no, I was on Steve, because you were not. No, I was on Eric Andre's show. He kept trying to get you to drink all that shit. Yeah, it was fucking amazing. Yeah, that's what Jimmy writes. Now I've lost that like to me. Yeah, like Jimmy, if Jimmy, if I know if I asked Jimmy, if he would he would not reply was fucking amazing. Ask to get him.

S. S. at tax money I'll be like Jimmy just drive this clear. It's Steve oh penis mouth and like were people okay with that. Was it awesome. What's it. I've never been happier in my life haha. I don't know. I it's another relentlessly positive guy. Is it wrong for me to be absolutely just fucking?

A guest? A guest, a Paul. No, my mother was. So you and Carol. We were fanning ourselves with bingo cards. Me and him and his mom. I'm not even fucking around. I would just like, I would want to jump off the boat

rather than be in the mix with people who are like cheering and hooting and hollering because someone urinated in that. A lot of more ants, buddy. They were fulking. I'm gonna, for the sake of not offending any ants, I'm gonna not reply to that, but like, Jesus Christ, man. What has it been? Where is that relentless positivity that we were looking for?

This is what I'm talking about. Yeah. What's going to be like, yeah, that's crazy. Like that. Tisk, tisk. Everybody on the phone. How on earth can you as a, as a, as a, this is like, he's looking at him. He can't, he can't get out.

As like this is your partner or not a partner, but you're there, just another person. I hired him. I hired him. We paid him. And you will have to let him be like cheerlead that this is what this guy resorts to, to get the crowd on his side or to win over. No, but that's the other thing. Everybody loves Steve Oh.

Like he's a legitimate icon. People. He's mentally ill. It's mentally ill active, a fucking somebody who does not to be deserve to be out in public and being paid for such fucking. You're saying that the second. I don't fucking around. The second he goes in someone's mouth.

It's fucking. Nobody's ever had tea in their mouth. That's not been mentally ill. What if I went on a cruise? Yeah. Yeah. And when the performer just pulled out and I went on a cruise? Yeah. Yeah. And when the performer just pulled out and whizzed in his own mouth.

Yeah. You would have been impressed? I would demand my cruise be refunded in full. Yeah. And that fucking put in the fucking gulag. That fucking grotesque creature not have to spend the rest of the cruise into fucking the brink.

What's the gulag? That's a Russian prison. Send him there, I don't care. Yeah, let's turn this all around and get to Russia. Throw him in a gulag. There's no way I would want to fucking... I'm sorry, that's fucked up. That is so fucked up.

Maybe you shouldn't come on the cruise next year. This is the gulag. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm fucking write I'm sorry that's fucked up Spit I could put on that that would have any way resemble positivity the crowd loved it bro. I Do you think though like you're in a situation like if if Steve O is a homeless guy on the streets in the streets You're fucking getting on the boat all your belongings and people are fucking you know, they you know and you see just some homeless guy begging Yeah, and all of a sudden you don't give him a dollar and he fucking pisses in his own mouth. Yeah You what you're well, then I'll give him the dollar

You're gonna get out of there as soon as possible. Right. But then you get on the boat and for some reason, because he's on a stage and you saw him on TV. Yeah. Then it's like, fuck, standing ovation. Yeah. Oncore, oncore. He's famous. Number two.

Number two, please. Number two. Yeah, but like, that's what it's, what he's been celebrated for his entire career. Like that sort of hijinks. It's why people love him. I thought that it was more of the pain stuff. I didn't know. I was, I was gotta say, when somebody told me,

I think it was Jimmy the hair guy actually, told me that he pissed in his mouth. I was surprised. Was it a stream? I think it was a stream, yeah. I think he like got on, from what I understand, he got on his back and like cocked his legs up and then just pissed in his own face.

So you said that his aunts have gone and been like, Walt is a genius. Yeah. Okay. The barometer for it fucking being a genius then is like these same people who said that are also fucking like Steve Oh. Yes. Yeah, okay. I really fucking wiped fucking like you just took it away from him really wipes out the

accolade of being called a genius when yeah yeah wow wow it's so fucked up I'm surprised I can't believe no one mentioned that just in passing wanted to save it it's on stage right it was It was on stage? Yeah, during one of the Eric Andre shows. Could anybody have done that on stage or is it just Steve-o? I think just Steve-o. Anybody else you're like, wow, he crossed the line? I would be like,

if you were late coming from poker and they're like, Yeah, Brian Johnson peed in his own mouth. What's the reality? Honestly, please. I know it's hard for you to be honest because now your friends would whizz it. No, if Brian did it, I would be like, Honestly, please. I know it's hard for you to be honest because now your friends would whizz it.

If Brian did it, I would be like, dude, because he's my best friend. It's like he's on the cruise. He degraded himself? He's representing me, Brian. Steve Vo is not representing me. In a way he is. You guys hired him. Sure, but we hired him because people love him.

Like, like, and love. I got hired because I'm their friend. No, that's not true. Like, like, like he got hired because that behavior is why. OK, but he got hired because people love him and you're bring your, your hiring Brian to come along because the aunts love him. That's all I'm saying. But he is representing like we didn't hire Brian to pee in his mouth.

All right, but Brian, but I saw the reaction that Steve O'Gotton had the next night. You know, he's flandering. You're late. Yeah. I'm late. What do I do? What do I do? I wouldn't be angry.

I wouldn't be angry. I wouldn't be angry. But I would be. You wouldn't be angry. I wouldn't be angry. No, your mom wouldn't have to say. Yeah, all that work you've done and you're done. What's your reaction then? You're not completely blown away? I wouldn't be angry, but I would do it. It wouldn't be angry. I wouldn't be angry. No way. Your mom would start, you wouldn't have to say. Yeah, all that work you've done, and you're done.

What's your reaction then? You're not completely blown away? I'm blown away, but I'm not angry. I'm like, are you able to even fucking talk if you're hearing such news? For like at least 20 minutes, I wouldn't think I could verbalize anything. Yeah, I would be like, is he okay?

Because I can't imagine him getting in that position and not breaking something Somebody help me He was just going to just try just from a sitting position I'm jumping up and Getting his mouth, but he gets a few She's barely getting the ending in his mouth, but he gets a few The audience knows at least some in his mouth Not as much as Steve Oh, but I would not be angry, but I would be like

Because I think people walk away being like holy shit shit, Zubatzi Vo did? As opposed to like, do you see Brown Johnson? I'm on my money back. Yeah, like he's not known for doing things like that. And then at home point, just dropped trial. Yeah, like a stunt like that out of nowhere was alarming. Hold on, text to Jimmy. Okay. Yes, Q was on right before it.

Brian would have seen it, but he bailed out, ha ha. Just be like, were you disgusted? Like was it disgusting? I'm gonna write that's fucking so gross. That's so gross. He's talking about how to react to you. I thought it was cool. I'm just now finding out. I'm finding out. Yeah, like, you know, as much as like, I try, you're like, I try much as like I try you're like I try but like once I find out like shit like this it really is going to be hard for me to be a Jimmy the hair guy fan. But then I talked to Steve Owen like he's opening an animal sanctuary he loves animals

he's saving animals he's showing me pictures of like animals he's saved so you're like hey man. Is there some CTE maybe? What's that? All the abuse that he's had to his body and his head. I wouldn't be surprised, but he doesn't come off that way. He's completely verbose and intelligent. I didn't get to meet him. He can meet him or Eric Andre. Oh, he doesn't come off as a damage. He's like a thoughtful, sweet kind of dude.

You know what? You know what? Jimmy won me over. He's not this fucking. You know, he goes, ha ha, yeah. And when I wrote that wrote that so fucking gross, ha ha yeah, it turned the audience off. People were already kind of not into it. And then when Steve came out and did that, he lost like 60% of the audience. Easy. Not me though. Ha ha. I think, I think Jimmy may have CTE with all the ha ha's, he writes ha ha's after everything. He does, he does a lot I guess.

I, he won me over dude. Jimmy the hair guy. I'm fully on that team now, Walt. Yeah. You might, he might have lost you, but he won me over. He rapped out against Ming. He did a great job. It was great.

He had everybody else. Are we going to hear it? Uh, I gotta review it because. Well, I figured what we'll do is cause, uh, Chuck recorded everything and did video for everything. So I figured what we'll do is because Chuck recorded everything and did video for everything. So I figured what I'll do is I'll watch them. I'll take out what I think is okay is is not hard for the course. And then I'll pass it on to you. So you got a second. Do you own the footage of Steve Oh's performance? I don't know if that

was recorded. I don't know that that was recorded. The only reason Space Monkeys was is because Chuck was there and wanted to go. Yeah, yeah, Chuck pushed hard for it. He was like, no, I wanna do this, I wanna do this. Yeah, you know, there's something I always think about, leaving those Space Monkeys shows on the boat, but I mean, it's worth the exercise, I guess,

because you're right, what if it's just like, oh, it's great. And the rap battle must be seen. The rap battle has to be seen. Ming's One True three is fucking awesome. Oh, dude, Ming's one true three, man. It's one true three. I couldn't believe it. Yeah. It's it's out there, man. So yeah, there's there's stuff there's stuff that has to be seen. You didn't even say you didn't even when you mentioned that Steve Opissi Dean followed up with it's out there, but Ming's one true three is out there.

People know now. Wow. Um, fun cruise. Yeah, it was great. It was really fun. Really fun cruise. I wouldn't have thought that I would have been able to have that much fun on a boat after Joe left the show because he drove so much of that cruise.

But man, at the same time, I missed Joe. I fucking really missed him. I wish he, I wish I wish he was on that boat, but man, at the same time, I missed you. I fucking really missed him. I wish he was on that boat, but you know, we're not at that juncture yet where he's coming back and playing with us like that yet. But, you know. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows?

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This is, remember my robot that we were like, can somebody fix my robot? My robot's been fixed. It got shipped back to my house. Holy shit, man. It talks. of robot was this again. It's that That very fresh us. Well, what is it? The omni bot 2000? It's like in what year was this released 80s? I'll show you picture. Yeah, I remember this. Yeah, it was it was I got it. It was rotted out from the inside And this ant was like hey hey, send it to me.

And I will get this working. And he sure did that guy. Now it worked like a total. You could talk through a mic through it now. He added features that didn't even fucking exist. The eyes flashed. He sent me a tape of Elvis songs in its in its chest. And we play the eyes start flashing along to Elvis and stuff.

And it looks like he's singing Elvis. So he's great. So it's this guy, uh, an ants lovely, lovely man. The handy ant is what he's called himself. His name is Utkan. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He is from, he is from, uh, somewhere else, but he has he's from Chicago He came to the US from Turkey Istanbul in 1997 when he was 17 he met his wife Married her in 99 and he gave me Turkish goodies as well. So he is a handyman business in Chicago Called www.jackofallrepairs.com I am telling you the work that this guy did is unfucking believable. Tony Stark of TSD town, right, this guy?

This is why you're a fucking genius. You don't even need to piss in your mouth. Yeah. This is why I love this guy. Thank God. This is why I love this fucking guy. This guy is the Tony Stark of Tellemsteeve Dave Town. He has, I think he's gonna be in our rotation for me any

From now on anytime. I need something kind of fixed. How much more robotics do you have? Sitting around at home that you need well. He's jack all trades my friends all trade. That's his website. Yeah, so he could he could fix Anything anything something anything. Well, Where's he out of? Chicago. Chicago. Check that out. He's been listening from day one. He's like a rabid fan. Rabidant. Rabidant. Hopefully we'll get him in here one day but I was like dude let me pay you for this and he's like he's like I'm not taking money from you. He's and I'm like well you should but he won't he won't do

it. But if you insist. Yeah, I'm like well I'm only gonna ask three times. There's no fourth time, my friend, so Tony Stark. So thank you. And I will be showing off that robot very shortly. Yeah, I'm going to do like a video series on it. Oh, yeah? I think so. Bringing your slippers and stuff?

Yes. High five in you. He fixed the arm. Like it moves now, picks things up. It's like he upgraded them. I love it. I got spotlight to Tony Stark guy. There you go.

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I think now since we know his name now, you know, some of you suggested Johnny Law, which I love. Oh, that's pretty good. Johnny Law is great. Johnny Law, yeah, no, I mean, I mean, it's very flattering to be called the sexy lawyer, but I could see why he would prefer something else. And I think Johnny Law is pretty good. I think he's fucking up, but all right.

Costs a little dissension in the Johnson household. She didn't agree? She, you know, cause we did on video. So if you want to go to YouTube, TSD town, if you, if you haven't seen the episode yet, I was in the other room and I hear sexy lawyer, my ass. Well, she has a type. She definitely has a type. I go, but then I find myself defending the fucking guy.

There it is. It's brown I go but then I find myself defending the fucking guy Yeah Look like Santa close to me. He doesn't look like it played bingo for shit Look at all that vim and vigor Sitting there defending the guy I was like you you don't think he's a good-looking guy. She's smell I go you can't you can't think he's a good looking guy? She was like, no. I go, you can't see this guy in a catalog somewhere. She goes, have you seen catalogs lately?

She didn't want to hear it. Wow. Has she gone for an eye test lately? She has perfect vision. She has a perfect vision. She knows what's going on, right? What? Oh, she's overcompensating.

She's got, yeah. Yeah, she's playing the game. What else is she gonna say? She's nothing. She's nothing. Yeah, sometimes it's safe enough. Really, you know, because you could be sitting there and the thoughts could creep in like,

does she think he's sexy? It's suddenly like within a mile. You know he doesn't want to be called sexy lawyer anymore, right? Yeah, yeah. She's like playing chess. Yeah, she's like playing chess. He's playing bingo. He's playing checkers. I'm having fun over here. My wife thinks I'm sexy. Yeah. That's sexy lawyer-y shit compared to me. Yeah, Brian.

Yeah. Ew. Gross, right, Mary Beth? King me. I would have said tell him Steve, I do want to make an announcement that... Oh my God, sorry. All right, I'm back. an announcement that so many listeners reached out to me about the possibility of prosecuting get them.

We've had other lawyers reach out for it. Yes, we have. TSD has a lot of fucking high powered lawyers listening from what I gather from all the emails I got after this. It's like, it's one lawyer after another, you know, putting their, extending their hand to help out in this trial. To seal his fate. My vote would be for Mary Rachel.

You're not lawyer? You got people? I think I got the guy because I don't think we're gonna be able to top this. And I didn't respond to any of people who reached out because it's hard to be like, we already got somebody. Right. I'm sorry.

Just ignore him. But I'm doing it here right now. Okay. This is a much easier than responding to fucking 30 emails about me. But of course, we had a lawyer reach out to us and on his resume, get this. So he is the only lawyer to ever cross-examine BTK and now he'd be the only lawyer to cross-examine BTK and get him. Oh, of course. It's gotta be him. It's gotta be him, right? It was about some sort of like dog catching. Yeah, he used to be a dog catcher.

Yeah, he had to do something like that and he And he got to cross examine him in some sort of case and not involving anything with murder or anything. Oh, okay. But, you know, because BTK pleaded guilty, there was no reason for him to get on the stand and be cross examined. But for this, he had to be. So that's some pretty cool catch.

That's a story we could bring in and talk about in the trial as well, I thought. So, yeah, he's willing to come down in person when we set the date and he's going to prosecute get him and Imagine out in your resume put that on a billboard. I cross examine BTK and I prosecute against people like I don't know Either of those things mean That's the guy I'd want yeah, I want that guy my legal team Wow

Wow, so he's gonna he that's a powerful person to have against you is get him nervous a lot. Yeah, a lot. That guy on my legal team. Wow. Wow. So he's gonna, he that's a powerful person to have against you. Is Ginnem nervous? I don't think Ginnem's nervous. You know, he thinks he's gonna get him has gone around saying that like he doesn't care if he loses. But if he loses, he's not getting back on Mike. He doesn't seem to be all that worried about it. I gotta say, like this, the the get them free radio did come back to bite people

because last week, Q got sick, which is why there was a some time between episodes Q got six, Q couldn't make it down. And I've been sick ever since I got off the boat, but I could have made it. I was like, you know, I could probably, I could probably do it. I just, I would have been coughing a lot, but I was like, but we don't got that third mic and we don't get them. I think we have so many people that we can call in, like, you know, to who, you know, if Q is unavailable,

there are so many people that would willing to come on. And, you know, when Q did the movie, I remember we brought in a different guest. Yeah, right. Every episode, like Frank was on, then Troy, then Chris. So, I mean Who needs it? Pretty much it oh no since I saw you last stage turned 18. Oh my god, I saw that on it

Leave that shit, yeah. And she hasn't wasted a moment reminding me or letting me know that she's an adult and all this other stuff. So then I have to remind her like, okay, well, if you're an adult, you can do this by yourself. And she goes, that's it, she doesn't wanna hear. Uh-huh.

So. None of the responsibility. None of the responsibility. All the time. Yeah, pretty much. If I can get away with it, I would. Yeah. But now I gotta come up with an 18th birthday.

Yeah, 18, man. Oh, you haven't had the birthday yet? Uh, we had like a family party, but I still got to like get our friends together. But I'm like, what do you do for, you know, she wants to go to like one of those trampoline places. Let's go to one trampoline place. Yeah, just go right over there. Right over in by the old Kmart Plaza. Oh, really?

Mm-hmm. All right. Done. You're invited. Hahaha. Is that a party All right. Done. You're invited. Party? Yeah. You can try out your head, you know, I'll invite a couple more dudes. Tell Steve Dave.

Before we go, I just wanted to give a quick shout out to Professor Christopher LeBlanc and his 3D printing lab at the University of New Hampshire for all their help with some 3D scanning. And I also wanted to thank anyone who emailed in. The response was overwhelming and I really do appreciate that. So again, thank you, Professor LeBlanc and your lab. I really do appreciate all the hard work you did and as well as to anybody who emailed in and offered their services. Thanks guys.