Tell Em Steve-Dave - #587: Namby Pamby

Episode Date: February 25, 2024

Bry’s going through his changes, hobbies, AI doom, Walt & Git em freeze their balls off, Bry, Walt, & Q celebrate ignorance.

Not knowing is one of the greatest joys of life. I was thinking about foreigners You hormones they're tricky dude Dude. What's going on? Everything all right, boys? Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave, A. Walt. Hello. And Q. Hello. If you can stop having diarrhea for two seconds. I'm going Dave, hey Walt. Hello. And Q. Hello. If you can stop having diarrhea for two seconds.

I'm going to try. I fear that you may have been subjected to a bug that is sweeping the northeast. Have you heard this? There's a stomach bug going around these parts. There is. Yeah. I definitely was subjected to it. I hate it.

I hate it. It's like the fourth week in a row. I've been sick. They said that. Let me see. Yeah. I have the article here, but of course it's not working. Why the fuck would it work?

I would take diarrhea. Yeah. 10 out of 10 times over throwing up. Well, I didn't really have much diarrhea. I don't know why that can't, he pulled that out. Yeah, I just said. You guys had it all. No, no, no. A conversation I wasn't privy to. No, no. I'm not

saying it wasn't in the mix, but it wasn't the main issue. It's called a norovirus, a hyper contagious stomach bug. Is that what you had the norovirus? I don't know. I mean, I definitely had some stomach bug yet because it came in like, hard for three days. One particle will get you if you ingest one particle, it'll get you. If you ingest one particle, it'll get you sick. Really? So it's contagious? Yeah. Yeah. Can you get buzzing? Yes, I wasn't like diagnosed, but. Right. Yeah, it's like I

was saying before we started recording every time we started season the first month. I'm sick. You would think by now this many years in, you'd be like a teacher, you know, a teacher doesn't ever get sick because he or she is so exposed to everything the kids have. We have these year-long breaks now between shootings. So it's like my body gets all comfy in my little bubble and then, oh, here's 100 people a day.

I love that half glass full mentality. My body gets all comfy rather than it gets all soft and weak. You could have built up that. Because you went in that little bubble and let your body kind of, you know, kind of... Steeriery? Steerier, yeah. Well, is that glass half fuller? Is that glass half fuller delusion?

What's delusional? In my house, there's no germs in there. You're not getting comfy yet. But you do. Like not just you. Like say with me, I'm like, I didn't leave my house for it was like a week and then suddenly I was sick. Yeah. All right.

And I don't know if it's like me. I guess maybe Sage going in and out. That's the thing. You have factors. You have the kid. You know what I mean? Like that you have a view of ports of entry. When I'm locked down in that house.

Basically, Q is Howard Hughes. Yeah, without the money in that. You're eating in bottles and... That's true, yeah. Counting all his money. Emptying out tissue boxes for shoes. Do you see yourself getting that way? Like a germ, a germaphobe? Oh, I don't think so. I think I went through that already.

Yeah. Um, no, because I, because I know you're more hyper sensitive to, to germs and people coughing in your mouth and that kind of stuff. It's, and it's just the sheer amount of people that I, that I interact with. Um, that, that, that makes me nervous. Cause I get sick and I get sick every week. that I interact with, that makes me nervous. Cause I get sick and I get sick every week. Every week. Since we, my life has not been right since we got back

from that cruise. So I'm just trying to like, to like, but you're having problems. You were mentioning you were having some. Oh yeah. I had a, the day I got off the boat, I was fine. The next day it was two solid weeks of like what I thought was COVID and then turned

into this lingering chest thing that just would not go away like the cough would not go away. It's fucking rough. And then I think too it's like, I don't know if you see this too but like, I'm sick of winter yet, the fucking dark, the cold. Like I'm at that point where it's like just waking up in the dark is like starting to get to me. I have. Well I don't wake up until about 10 o'clock or 11. Yeah, that's so It's dark at 10 in the morning we got big problems

But I have never been one I know you both you guys mentioned that, you know, that you guys don't like winter, it kind of fucks at your head, but yeah, luckily I've never been affected by the seasons. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't really matter to me if it's winter or summer. Okay. It's the same.

Yeah, I really don't even, other than, you know, what you're gonna pick out of your wardrobe that day. Sure. It's really the only factor for me is for winter or summer. This fucking guy in his normal mental state, it fucking drives me crazy sometimes. I know it. That doesn't affect me.

Me while every little thing I'm like, should I come myself for this? Should I come myself for that? Is this the thing? Yeah, is this gonna be the thing? Is it that normal though? Is it that common though for people to be affected by the seasons? Oh yeah.

I think so. I find that so strange. Let me look it up. Well, I mean, I'm okay. Like I'm good sailing through most of the season, but it does hit a point for me where I'm like, I've had enough. Like I've had enough.

In about six months, I'm gonna hear this. I'm gonna be like, I'm so sick of the heat. No. I'm telling you, I've been hearing it. I said the same thing the other day to Mary Beth. I was like, in July or August, I'm gonna be like, why'm so sick of the heat. No. I'm telling you, I'm gonna hear it. I said the same thing the other day to Mary Beth. I was like, in July or August, I'm gonna be like, why the fuck is it so hot out? No, I never had.

That's me in my pool then, man. That's not, I love it. Yeah, can we find the incidents of, let's say incidents of seasonal affective disorder? What is this, we're trying something new? That's really not that many people. Providing information. So this is getting his job, we're, Oh, that's really not that many people providing information. So this is getting job now.

He's going to, he, I love it. Like television. I love it. Like in, I'll talk to you. Walt,

you can't see it, but yeah, like he's pulling up all this seasonal effective disorder stuff. 10 to 20% of people might have mild seasonal effective disorder. Four to 6% of people may have winter depression. Seasonal affective disorders, four times more common in women than men. So, you're a gay.

What are they trying to call me, gay? I think so. So, you're a gay boy. Gay boys, wait, why is he so sad? Gay boys. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Scientists why you think it isn't women more than men. Do you think there's anything to do with? Maybe they're home more Like maybe I was gonna say hormones not home. Oh really? Oh, they're hormones. Maybe yeah driving them crazy Yeah, hormones. They're tricky

dude What's going on? Everything all right, boys? No, not even her. I think it's me. I think I'm hormonal. Oh yeah, you got you when you're hormonal? I think so. I might have a couple too many. Like, there's menopause for women, but what's like... Manopause? Pardon my ignorance. Yeah, like, menopause. There is. There's a menopause.

Am I going through it? Why? What's going on? my ignorance? Yeah, like manapause. There's a manapause. Am I going through it? Why? What's going on? You might be past it. I think, yeah, like ever since I was a kid. I think it's like 35 you've been in a small manapause. How long is this going to last? Male menapause. Meth areality, get them just pulled up.

It's decreasing testosterone levels related to aging. Now see, that shouldn't happen to me though, because I take that testosterone supplement, I take like a shot at home once a week. Once a week. You would minister your own shot? Yeah, but it's like, it sounds more impressive than it is.

I'm not like finding a vein or something. It's like this cylindrical thing that's about maybe six inches long. And you just, it feels like somebody's pressing their finger against your side like firmly. You don't feel a needle or anything like that. Are you sure that your your your batch hasn't expired? You're sure that whatever you're injecting. I heard Beth said that the other night. She's like, I didn't see it end in that way, but if it has to end, that would be pretty funny. But like, it couldn't be like, do you make sure like, like the, I imagine there's a shelf like to have to keep it frozen? No, no, no. It's this thing. They, I get it once a month, they, they send me in

the mail, they'll send me these four injector things once a week. Yeah. And it like, what it does, like you have to. Oh my gosh. We had a doorbell. We had that doorbell. Has it wrong? Ever. Ever since we started doing this. We got a customer, man. Don't let him know we're in here. customer man. Don't let him know we're in here. It's adorable. Not close to that. Oh, get him. Okay, so now it says how to self inject a stostarone. Yeah, it's it's drop it. No, this is not the way I do it. I'm not checking for air bubbles in this range. Like what after you injected it, you like Popeye like, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, there's like, boy. The cannons on Popeye's bite. No, I wish I wish there was something like that, but it definitely like it's supposedly supposed to help with depression and stuff like that. Okay. So I guess maybe I want to be as depressed because in like as well as the low testosterone levels, then like, you know, you have a hard time getting a boner and stuff. If you have low testosterone, so that's going to depress you even more because you're starting to feel your age and you're starting to feel like, oh my God, like what's happening to me?

Like losing my boner. Yeah. My boner is going. Yeah. That's a miracle, right? Like you need all these things to arouse you and you never really think about it like since the age of nine. It was like you could get one just by like if-

Thinking about something. Like if you saw a lady on a pancake box at Foodtown, that could food town, you know, that could get you around. Talk about Aunt Jemima? Back in the good old days, when we could ogle Aunt Jemima before the Libbys came in and took her away from us. She was so hot, man. Why did they take Aunt Jemima away? It was Butterworth.

They took away all of them. But now you get the... Does it seem silly in retrospect that we get rid of Aunt Jemima? Wasn't she there for all of us't she's there for all of us. She was there for all of us. And not only that, I read an article where in Jemima's family was like, they took it away from us. Like in our town, like we were, we were something.

Oh, they were the Jemima's. They were the Jemima's. Yeah. They were like, it was a big deal that anchored, but our relative, our grandmother, I guess, whoever was at Jemima. And then they like went and changed it. And it was like, suddenly we weren't special anymore. I could, I was thinking about phoneers and I got a clip for this week.

I was, I've ever seen this show. Get in afraid. Uh, I have heard a lot about it. I've never seen it. So they dropped like a man and a woman into like this incredibly tough terrain. Yeah. And you have maybe sandals for your bottom of your feet and a satchel bag to cover your, your privates that inevitably is

constantly falling away from your private. So they have to, they have to tile it out digitize it for, to make it, get it on discovery channel. And a lot of shit happens and goes down like, so maybe somebody's attacked by, you know, hornet, like hornets and something or a sun or they go into a lake and there's like some sort of like eel or something. Are they allowed to fashion clothes from like leaves?

You're not supposed to because that's part of the titillation factor, I think. But I'm just getting- That's an unwritten rule. Getting my bugs and shit all day and like- Yeah, well that's part of that's how man who would live before clothes. Well, this is an endurance test. Sitalation factor I think but I'm just getting to unwritten rule getting my bugs and shit all day and like yeah Well, that's part of that's how man would live before clothes. Well, this is an endurance test. Yeah, it's like a competition Yeah, the sexes oh

It's man versus woman. Yeah Versus other couples If like if I was attacked by maybe some sort of like, you know, some angry ass fire ants and I'm all laid up. And that's just what happens. And they have to helicopter out some people who have to tap out of the competition. But no matter what happens to me, I constantly got a boner because there's a naked person. How distracting would it have been to the whole, to the whole helicopter? I just got to look over and it's like a peripheral vision.

I see a naked girl. It's like you're loincloth going up like in history of the world. The cameraman just doesn't know what to do. We really have to, I mean, come on. It's every day. I was like near death's door and the helicopter's about to come and I get another glimpse. It happens again. I was like, how? That horny.

The fucking editing bay there. Just like, the fuck do we do? Yeah, it's like every shot. We might have to scrap this episode. We don't have the budget for the tiling. It's kind of like, we donelaine Baylor, just like, the f**k do we do? Yeah, it's like every shot. We might have to scrap this episode. We don't have the budget for the tiling it's gonna take.

But that's not how we terrified of it. Like if I was a guy who was into this and I was like one of these outdoorsmen who wants to put the test himself against nature and everything, That's the one thing I'd be like, well, how do I be in the presence of a naked girl the entire time? And the whole time you're thinking, it's like, you know, don't think of a white elephant. You're con—then you're thinking of white elephants the whole time you're thinking, don't get aroused. You're going to get aroused. Well, you're naked and afraid. You're out in the woods. So like, your normal standards probably don't even apply

You know like you're like here's what I like in a woman But that all goes out the door when you're naked and afraid Let me rephrase I know I'm getting a heart Let me rephrase, I know I'm getting hard on my friends. That's happening. I'm afraid, yeah. Like, yeah, I just would think that, I wonder if that has come up though, like, behind the scenes on any of these productions. It has to have, right?

I mean, even like, they have, now they have intimacy counselors on movies where like, if there's a love scene, like the counselor go in and like, I guess, talk to people and all this stuff. Yeah, just tell to counsel you on what? I guess. You got a choreograph basically love scenes now. Like a fight scene. Yes.

And put your hand here at this point, but don't slide it down here. There's a zone you're allowed. Like it's all worked out. It's negotiated through the actor and actresses and the intimacy coordinator is there to make sure that it's a here to. You think Clark Gable needed an intimacy coach? I know he didn't want one. What do you think?

Do you think May West needed an intimacy coach? Some actors, they knew what to do. They knew what the deal was. I'll tell you what, I've never heard a single female actress I know every one of them has rolled their eyes on it. And it's actually more of a pain in the ass. Oh, okay.

But, you know, if it helps, I guess, I don't know. But that's another situation in which... I don't know. I'll never be in a love scene so it does not fucking matter. Yeah, I've never requested any love scenes. Yeah, I do. I have, but Murray hasn't. He doesn't agree to it.

I thought he'd be easier. But that's one of those situations where you're, like it's out of your control, like if you're in a love scene and it's like you're on top of this hot actress, like you have to jerk off first, right? You have to, gotta, before you go out there. Also, is it an insult to the person you're acting against? If you're arid arous when you're doing those things?

Like how can you be that detached from the act? If you're like kissing and petting and And something doesn't happen. Maybe you take that saltpita before No, what's that do that was like what they used to give the men in the in the military Okay, put it in there their gruel so they don't get bones They wouldn't get boners then throughout Throughout all the world wars that were fought, all the men were hopped up on a saltpita. That sounds dangerous to me.

It takes potassium nitrate. It's taking away Americans' boners. You know what I mean? The enemy might win that battle. Grunts, G.I. Joe, they need, the Joes need those boners to remind them what they're fighting for, man. You can't take it away.

We might just speak in German. Yeah. If they put too much Salpita in that fucking rule. If the only way we can win the war is by neutering our boners, that's a war I don't want to win. It has it. What's that? Is it called salt peter? Yeah, you're right. It's a potassium nitrate, a chemical compound with a sharp salty bitter taste, and effects on humans. Salt, Peter and other nitrates have a long history of medical use, but it's toxic and

high doses and can produce symptoms ranging from mild headache and upset stomach to kidney damage and dangerously altered blood pressure. Jesus. Here you go boys. They're saying they put it in some eggs in prisons. Stop all the... Oh, here's the problem with that theory. Bacon contains salt Peter.

It's part of the curing solution. If salt Peter made your dick not work, your dick wouldn't work if you ate bacon. Yeah, but I mean, how much... I think you're talking... I mean, this is just... Oh, remember that time Q fucking went down? He gets to eat so much bacon.

Really? I noticed how soft he was. Remember when we were working at a con? Yeah. And he sat out for like two days because he kept going back... San Diego. Bacon... And then it's how soft he was. Remember when we were working at a con? Yeah. And he sat out for like two days because he kept going back for the bacon. He probably did kidney damage to himself, eating all that bacon. No boners plus kidney damage.

If you recall, I'm not sure my bone will work just fine. Yeah, that's the theory bar that we can do. Oh, man. But I know, I wouldn't say it on air, which I know, lame to everybody home, but I know for a fact, there's like one love scene. I talked to one of the actresses that was in it and she's like, now we actually just went for it.

We threw everybody out by the camera man and just really fooled around. Really? Yeah. How far? Just too far. What does that mean? It seemed pretty far. It seemed pretty far. And this was a legit movie, not a porno?

No, it was a legit movie. A legit movie. There's three people in the house, a three-way, and I heard that they, I just told me, she's like, we really went for it. We threw out everybody but a cameraman. So they got drunk and they did it. So I guess there's just like, you know, it's up to whatever level of comfort people have, man.

Yeah. Uh-oh. False is what, uh, I'm seeing up on Getem screen. The belief that salt Peter will reduce sex drive is an urban legend. Uh, rumors persist that authorities add this preservative to food served at institutions like military prisons, all male boarding schools and summer camps. A summer camp? Can you get a boner in summer camp?

Oh yeah. And not there for. And summer camp. Summer camp. Oh yeah. That's what they're for. All the movies I saw in the 80s, all those boys just trying to get into the girls, the girls, uh, the girls, uh, camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Across the lake. I got a dyslexia clue for you. Oh.

What's the opposite of salt Peter? Oh. Salt Peter, uh, come on boys. Pepper Jack. Spanish fly, bro. Spanish. Uh, come on. No. Yeah, what do you mean no? a pepper jack Spanish fly bro Spanish

yeah what do you know yeah but you're breaking your own rules it's not the opposite of the words so Peter the product the chemical or whatever yeah but don't you normally go like word for word yeah normally it's word for word but so Peters one word isn't yeah but Spanish isn't it normally it's word for word. But so Peter's one word, isn't it? Yeah. But Spanish life isn't it? But it's the, it has the opposite effect that gets you. You're right.

I don't know why I'm bothering. He's right. You know the rules. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, well, I'll tell you. You're absolutely correct. What's that song, wet-ass pussy? And then... Whoever, whatever companies make his Spanish fly should license that song. We live in a time where that's one of the most popular songs out there. We grew up in such an innocent time relatively, didn't we? We had Nirvana, man. We had 70s fucking air supply and slow shit. I saw a comedian online that was hysterical.

He made the analogy. He's like, he was talking about how a baby is cold outside, you know, people were championing to get it banned. And he goes, Wallace is going on the number one song in America is wet ass pussy. They were trying to get what banned? Baby is cold outside. Oh, right, right. Because God does this make any sense. People want that song canceled, maybe it's called outside, but the number one song in

America is White-ass Busty. Or WAP, was it called? WAP, yeah. I saw a rendition of it on the Joker's Cruise proving even more that there was a place. You guys are lucky you guys didn't turn into fucking salt. Salt Peter. Do you remember that? What was that? Sodom and Gomorrah. Sodom and Gomorrah. Salt Peter. The way, no, do you remember that?

What was that? Sodom and Gomorrah. Sodom and Gomorrah, I mean, you're lucky that boat, everybody in that boat didn't turn into salt, some of the stories I've been hearing. Lots of wife turning around, turning into a pillar of salt. Well, let's see, let's see what stories we get back from.

I think it might be post pandemic, people are ready to go crazy. I don't know if it's, I think the view SKU boats going out this week. Yeah, the SKUw boats going out this week. Yeah, it's out right now. Yeah. Okay. So I wonder if they'll come back with tales of the barge. What's being on that one? Yeah, I think he's on. What kind of question is that? I think he's gotten a job with the cruise line now. He's gonna be their gopher. You kind of fit in. Like if you saw that. You could love it. Yeah.

You could be a cruise director. Oh, yeah. He has the energy and the, you know, could be the Julie McCoy of a. Have you seen any cruise directors on the cruise? I haven't seen anybody like no one's like. That I've noticed. I'm working so much that it's hard for me.

Yeah. Nobody comes up and we just get to know the security guys really well. Yeah, the only people that, yeah, the people that introduce themselves are the security guys and the people at the buffet. Oh yeah. Yeah.

The people at the buffet are always like washy washy. Yeah. Those guys spray with the, with the stuff. The washy, washy people are famous, man. Everett loves courting them on the boat. Washy, this smart. They know what they're doing. They know.

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Really for the first time ever. I'm like I'm concerned for Edgar I'm like, how does he handle this? Every day like on Fridays usually sage will go to our mother's house and here's the deal. Sage gets home from school, we go, we pick up McDonald's for she has her McDonald's snack on Fridays. Then we go to Pam and Edgar's. We bring the dog. He gets to play with Pam and Edgar's dog and Edgar's like, so what's been going on? And like, I have nothing going on. So I'm like, nothing, what's going on with you? Nothing going on with him.

And he seems defeated. Is he retired? He's retired. Yeah. He's home now all the time. He's home all the time with my mother and my sister comes over a lot. And I'll say this, being caught in a conversation with those two. So Pam won. She won. Dude.

Mary Beth pointed it out. She was like, Pam can say anything she wants to. Edgar like busting his balls or making a smarmy remark. But the second like Edgar says something back, even the most mildest thing, she snaps on him. Oh, yeah. Pam Pam's strong. It's yeah. A pimpam strong. It's yeah, I'm like, how did this happen? How did this turnaround happen? And I think Edgar was just like, I just, I fucking give up.

I give up, I fucked up everything from the fucking second I fucking conceived that stupid asshole of a son of mine until this very moment. It all started at the flower show, man. Yeah. If he had never gone to the flower show, who knows how different his life might have been. Yeah, but this doesn't mean it's going to be better. It could be worse. It doesn't mean it's going to be better now.

But he was in military school. He had to drop out because of me. Oh. He might have been a four star general. Or he could have been in fucking NOM. He probably would have went to NOM. He could have had his legs blown off. I saved his life.

Yeah. Yeah, the only reason he's not hobbling around like Captain Dan is because of me. Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan, yeah. Wow, how old is he now? He is 77 and Pam is about to turn 78 in an, on February 2nd,

insisting that she would be, she's living to 100, she doesn't care. She's hobbled over as fuck. Like she's all bent over, she's like, got that old lady bent over thing. Is it inevitable that a marriage that goes on that long is inevitably going to get to that point where it's just somebody gives up? I think it's likely, but I don't think it's inevitable, but I think it's likely. That's a long time, that's a lot of hours put into that.

And you're not the same person, like you're just, you just like, I don't feel like the same person I was 10 years ago, let alone fucking 20 years ago. So what's it gonna be like 20 years from now? You know, it's like, you're not the same persons and they're not the same person. So it's likely that the two new people that have replaced the old people, one, they don't look better. They look worse. Yeah. You know,

they're more jaded, they're upset. Who knows what the fuck the death is approaching. So, you know, it's a stew for people to get irate at each other. And Edgar doesn't have any hobbies. He has his dog. That's any hobbies. He has his dog. That's about it. He takes his dog out every day, he messes around with him, he goes outside like putters around in the yard, brings a dog with him.

Probably needs like one or two more hobbies. Something of, he needs something like one, is one more good interest that he can escape from. He would be great at woodwork. He would be great. He's had a lifetime of experience, right? Is he into wood anymore though? That's the thing. He's done it for so long. I don't think Pam is. Pam's like, I agree. Yeah, exactly. I agree. That's not enough wood for a lifetime. See what that wood produced? Yeah. Runed our lives. Hey guys, I'm here with the dog

You're a stupid wood Look where I got us. I'm like what you guys talking about If only those Peter really worked But you said you were bored lately you've been bored lately Extremely you need a hobby. I know I tried tried with the guitar. I still love to read. And my, yeah, I still read. Well. Yeah, but I can only read so much.

My hand started shaking. Like when I'm playing, I think I take this medication that makes my hands shake now a little bit. So it's like, I can't really. So you gave up on the guitar? Yeah, kinda. Well, I didn't give up. I didn't like get rid of everything.

I just stopped playing for a little bit. You gave on your your mentor or the guy you were paying to my guy Yeah, my guitar teacher guy. I told him I was like, let me try to get this medication figured out and then We'll get back to it Easy let down maybe take up saxophone Sax or drums Maybe take up saxophone. Or drums. Sounds a lot of work. Saxophone, you can play against the moon.

Light, you know, with the shirt off and it looks real sexy. Fucking moon and shit. May breath come out, see ya. What about the triangle? Triangle? Dude, you fucking laugh. I played the triangle in a parade once. You remember? Go back to your roots.

I should come back. Sometimes I think that I'm like, if I just went back and did everything differently, everything would be all right. But why isn't everything right? Everything is all right. Everything is all right. That's why I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. I think I'm not a good self-starter. I'm not good at like self-motivation.

You know, I get up and I do dumb stuff around the house when we're like, you know, I'm not good at self-motivation. I'm not good at self-motivation. You know, I get up and I do dumb stuff around the house when real life should be done. An example, what's it, what was something you considered dumb? Like cleaning the kitchen or like throwing,

because it's things that need to get done, but it's not like, it doesn't, I don't know, I don't feel like it, it's just like it's maintenance. I'm not like going forward with anything. I thought about like maybe learning Spanish because when we were doing comic book men the other day for Patreon, Muse says something about wanting to learn Spanish.

And this was 2015. And I was- Muse, Jason Muse? Jason Muse, yeah. Was it, was it here? No, no, no, we were doing comic book men and he was on the- Oh!

He was on the show. Yeah, we do that. I know, these are his done. Yeah were doing comic book men. And he was on the, Oh, yeah, we do that. Yeah, we do a look back and he was on the episode. And he was saying that he wanted to learn Spanish. This is 2015. And I'm thinking, I'm like, if he actually did it, he would be fluent by now. Sure. I don't think he did though.

I don't think, I don't know, but if I had to guess, if I, I don't think he did either. As far as I know. I don't know. I mean, I don't want, but if I had to guess, if I'd... I don't think he did either, as far as I know. I don't know. I mean, I don't want to poo poo, but I feel like learning a new language at this point, I don't know if it would, would you gain out of it? How often would you get to drop your... Almost never. I don't have anybody to practice with.

I did try to take a Spanish lesson from a lovely Spanish lass, but that got shut down. Oh yeah. Yeah. I was told no. Who's the lass? She's like, she's an aunt. She's a 13%er. Lives in Mexico. And you're in the Mrs was like, I think she thought she was too hot for it to be my teacher.

All right. What about Victor or Alex and Same thing. I don't even know if they speak Spanish. Have you ever heard them speak a word of Spanish? I think we do. Me and Alex, when we text, we do call each other Romano and stuff. They had a restaurant though, and I thought they said that there was a large clientele was a Spanish community. I don't know why I think that, but I thought that, thought it was a Spanish restaurant. Yeah, it's a Mexican restaurant. So, yeah, I mean, one would tend to think that you would need to be able to,

you know, be able to- At least not a little. There's a little jargon. Did I know they, the two of them own a Mexican restaurant? No, their parents do. Have we never- Moved it or anything like that? I don't think so.

Well, they close that restaurant down and now they're, and now they have a place at the Columbus flea market. Oh, okay. Yeah, they have like a trailer that they, like a food truck. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that they do. I think they're coming back in the spring. I don't think they kept the truck in the dead of winter though.

Even though that, that auction is open year round. I don't know. I think he told me that they're coming back in March or April. I don't know why I think that, but I think he said that. Getting us tracking the Norwegian Pearl, the view of SKU crews over here, is that where they're at? No, that's where they're at eight hours ago. That's what he did the entire time you guys were on.

Really, tracked it? Yeah, every time I looked over at his computer, he was looking at the screen. He could have came, why would he come? He's a conundrum. He is a Wonder if he would have liked it. I think so. Yeah, I think he though. I think him getting He I don't know if he knows what to say when when he's in a group of other people okay with his drinking No, I think you might have like maybe fallen overboard

You might get caught up in the I think you might have like maybe fallen overboard. It might get a little caught up in the lubrication. Well, we could give him to Ming to watch and Ming and him could like, Ming, Ming's what it was. I don't know if I could just guide a watch. I don't know, at your birthday party at the club that you had, like I saw Ming watching get him and it didn't seem to be good pairing yet. They were both drunk and dancing and all kinds of stuff.

With each other. Yeah. Me and Gennem went to the big outdoor game at the devil. I saw that on the on the Instagram. Yeah, it was cold. Yeah It looked miserable just like like your face even though like you're in the picture like looking like you're kind of trying to smile Your face just looks frozen. Yeah, because at a certain point it's hard to even speak Correctly because it's pronounced the words through frozen face. It's a little bit difficult, but so many great stories it get him has,

but he can't tell him. He's not on mic. You can have those dissenters to thank for that. Who didn't want him on mic anymore. So I can't tell you the fucking crazy ass story. That happened. You're not going to. I'm not gonna. That happened. You're not going to. I'm not going to.

Thank you. This is the stage you're at. Okay. If they don't want to hear, get them speak. I'm sure they don't want to hear stories about getting me there then, even though this was fucking killer. Yeah. So funny.

So funny. We'll never know unless she gets voted back on months from now. Probably like what three people complained online. The guy's off for six months. Holding, withholding stories, get him stories. Ming was up there too, Ming was at the game. Yeah. Ming was in a box and that lunatic,

lunatic left the box and hung out by our section. Finally bringing it to the box. He said it wasn't his rodeo. That's what we asked him, can we come to your box? A rodeo? Because it's not my rodeo. And I took that to mean that like he was invited by somebody and he couldn't then invite somebody else.

Yeah, I don't think he had the juice or the clout. He's some fucking maverick, man. He should have just pulled you, it's better to like apologize and ask permission and just bring you guys in and be like, oh man, I hope it's okay. I saw my friends outside abroad and man. And it's, you know, I rarely do this. I almost never do it. I didn't do it even in the moment.

But like, isn't there a good chance, like if the guy invited Ming into his box, he knows him from something which most likely would be a comic book man. And if he was like, hey, there's another comic book man outside, he's freezing his balls off. Can he come in? He promises not to eat or drink anything of your food. Can he come in?

But Ming was unwilling to even broach the subject. He goes, it's not my rodeo. Wow. Multiple times. It's been a time with you at least. Yeah, he did. Yes, he did. Oh, so this is the guy he's hanging out with. I'm not sure who he is. Brian Esposito. Brian Esposito. Click on his gram. Let's see what he is. Yeah, he's the guy that's fucking holding you back. He's got to fucking sweet though. Oh, man. I met Life Stadium for the devil's outdoor game. That ain't no joke, that's the cost of a sweet. It says he's an entrepreneur, it's his job.

So he's got that. Time is our most precious commodity. You just don't know. I fucking after Sage turned 18, dude, all I can think about is getting old. Time going by. 18, dude, all I can think about is getting old and time going by. And, uh, oh, uh, Muses, Muses dog just passed away. Fucking awful timing.

I was really sorry to hear it, uh, a little puppy that they got when I still lived in LA. That's how long ago. I was, remember their little puppy Jersey, that little tiny thing. They, uh, yeah, he was 17. They left. Jordan told me they left to go on the cruise and they're in Miami. And that day they get the call. I'm gonna tell them when they come back.

That's what I always think. Yeah. Yeah, I think I would have held that information back. Yeah. That's a hell of a thing. Like to like now jump on the cruise and try to have a good time and forget all about it. Yeah, because it also robs you of mourning, which I think is a healthy part of it.

You know, you're just like, all right, time to go party. Yeah, but I guess also it's like, well, what do I do with them in the meantime? What are your options? I mean, just give it to the vet. Let him freeze the body. Let him freeze them up for a little bit. You said something like, really,

that just resonated with me when you said, Rob you, not Rob you of mourning, but I took it a different way If you didn't know It's almost like that is a gift of the ignorance is a gift. Yeah for a little bit. Yes, right. Yeah, that's My wife recently I'm a total anxiety fucking lunatic with my kids and everything, always constantly worry. You don't say.

Constantly worry and everything. And so they didn't, my wife didn't tell me that my daughter went to California for like a three day trip while she was there. No, I knew she was going, but while she was there, she had to go to the emergency room. Oh, shit. Because of stomach pains and everything. Like they didn't know what it was. It was that

horrific and nobody told me until she was cleared and everything was fine. It turned out nothing was wrong. Then comes the blitz. And then I said to my wife, I was like, let's proceed like that Yeah, because I was there's nothing wrong. I didn't have to stress I went along with my life blissfully unaware Life is good. No, eat me in the dark on everything Everything I'm telling you. I know I might come back and be like why'd you know why didn't you tell me? But I promised you nine and a half times out of ten It'll be the right decision.

Not knowing is one of the greatest joys of life. Yeah. That's what's so stupid. I cannot tell you how like when I sat back and I go, she's fine, I talk to her. And three days of not worrying and not being like totally ripping my hair out and everything.

Yeah. Oh my God. It was a gift that they gave me by not telling me. I don't think that's right. I've said on this show many times that I just I don't think the human mind was built for the capacity that we have of the world. Oh, shit. Jesus. Two customers in one fucking day. This is insane. Did you put out the word? No. You won't even say no This I swear to God the last time that doorbell is running twice in one day. Yeah, I Couldn't even it has to be over a year ago. Wow busy day today man. Why this warming up. I bet you it's the same person

Probably hurt us in here and came back to see if we could record. Oh, there you go. Oh, it's J. Mrs. J with her lovely new hairdo. Yeah, she came here to get her hair cut. Nice. Looking good. Very excited to hear that you had another dog with you today that kicks the puppy. Yeah, I'm watching my brother-in-law's dog. Yeah. It was so this is a, I mean, when Brian Johnson says he needs to get out, this is a man who needs to get out. Yeah. He was, I walked in here today, it's like so funny, the shock on his face because he

saw kicks first and he was bamboozled by the bamboozled, a man in a stupor because he thought that I had died of socks. It's another Boston kicks. So it's a much blacker fur. So he was like, he was totally like speechless. He thought that I had died socks to make her look younger. I did. I was like, for saying I was like, what?

What? And I didn't even notice that the other younger dog only has one eye. I didn't even notice that's how taken it back out. They're doing that now. You can't even check it out. Yeah. They're doing that now. You can die, dog. Oh, wait, but this is what I was saying. Like, I don't think the human brain is supposed to process all this information.

We know there's misery all along the world. Even parents, like back in the olden day, their kids would marry and go off at 17 and you would fucking get a letter from them once a year. You're like, you weren't constantly worried about them. Well, you just said that like again, another point you make it. It's so like you say you're not supposed to be able

to worry about the state of the world. Not at this level. But yeah, like I could give two shits about the state of the world. The things that give me anxiety and stress are like You know our media family that's that circle that I live in the people in that circle Like I could give two fucks about like I cannot get say it Just say George Floyd I cannot get stressed about and get anxiety the way I do on a level

when it's personal. It's just never going to happen. So I don't know how people can work themselves. Like to me, that's another thing that I'm like, I can't identify with somebody who's that like out of sorts with the state of the world. Like it gets them that much. Like it affects their mood that much. Right. To me that is like, how do you do that? Well, there's no like, like, like, let's say, let's say your daughter got sick and she's like,

oh, I have these stomach issues. Like worst case scenario, she's like, look, I'm laid up in a hospital. You can drive there. You can see you're under control somehow. Like you still have control of your situation. Whereas the state of the world is just like, dude, every day I look at the paper and I'm like, this is fucking unbelievable. This is unbelievable, the shit that's happening. But like, yeah, but like, it's just like, water off a duck's back, the state of the

world for me, like, unless it's something like a cataclysmic event, of course, but otherwise it's just noise. And it's the other parts of my life that give me the stress and anxiety. It's never the world though. And I just don't understand how, like, do you not have enough stress in your real life that you can now take on the stress of the world? The stress of the world, that to me seems like,

man, you got some broad shoulders if you want to take that on too. Because I couldn't do it that's you know, it's just well, Andrew's alt is like aside from like Going online or hanging out with a friend and yapping about it like what are you doing really? Oh, yeah, or just Always happens Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, that one. How did he lose his eye? A tumor. Oh, really? Behind his eye and...

Very young or recent? Within the last two years. Oh, okay, okay. Yes, if you don't have, you get that dog insurance people or pet insurance because... Oh, yeah. Yeah, that could wipe you out when you have a dog that needs an eye operation. Yeah. He seems to like, the dogs are amazing. Like he seems to be unaffected by losing an eye. Like that's the that's the beauty.

Well, I mean, yeah, all his needs are met. Every single need. Right. But again, that's the beauty of almost like the ignorance of like a human being loses an eye and it's traumatic and being in a state of misery. A dog loses an eye. That tail still wags the same way it wagged it before. No, my sister's tail keeps wagging. She fucking lost an eye. She seems to not be... Just talking about getting a car. I'm like, is this safe for people? Well, you can drive with one eye, right? Yeah, I guess you can. I wasn't aware of that. I thought that if you had limited eyesight, because her whole right eye, she's blind in her right eye, I believe, so it's like, you close your right eye and there's a whole

bunch that's cut off. So she hasn't been driving for a while, huh? No, not sometimes. She hasn't had a car. That's good to be here in New Gig. Whenever your sister needs to go somewhere, you can be here right before her right side vision. Talk about a boredom buster.

You think Edgar looks defeated? Just bring a mic here please, record everything that happens. I can't imagine it. Pedestrian, right side, pedestrian. Well that's what happens now is like Pam ends up driving my sister everywhere, you know, like to her therapy appointments and her doctor. She has a whole bunch of shit going on with her, her knee and her back, all this stuff. So like my mother who should be being chauffeured around ends up chauffeuring her and Edgar

to chauffeurs my sister around. Mother's work is never done. No, no. Yeah, that was my question. Like, will there be a, do you think there'll be an age where your daughter can reach where you're not worried? Like she's married, has her own family,

she's living wherever. No. You still worry, right? I don't think you ever lose that. You know, I don't think you ever not worry to some extent, you know, maybe, maybe there's less worries as, you know, as they settle down into their like their daily lives or, you know, like, but I can't see that happening though, but it would be, I like to think it would be less worries as time goes on. Yeah.

Get them, I'm sorry, I'm distracted. Get them as typing my name back there and, uh, me, me as a chauffeur, I guess it's AI or something. I don't know about this AI shit, man. Every time I read it, it's like, it's not good. Why? It's like, it's taking it like they have to now make laws that you're not allowed to do AI Presidential statements like you can't have Joe Biden saying something

Through a I that I would not say isn't it though? It's the Wild West yes, I read that I was like yeah good fucking luck with some of these people who are good at that shit They're like fuck you He's out. I know how you find these I know. How do you find these guys? You can't, if these guys like, are in another country, and they scam people, you know, with all their scams, like, and nobody seems to be able to find those people, now you're going to try to hunt down the guy who makes a AI of Biden. Yeah, like a political party that you don't agree with or something.

Like fucked up and, you know. Singin' when ass pussy. Yeah, that was, is there levels of the law like can, like if he does something completely like, definitely comedic and like, you like singing wet ass pussy as opposed to like, I now announced we are at war with Canada. Right.

And the Ukes will be dropping in two hours. Yeah. On Canadians, you know, fine shelter because or fine shelter because we're dropping fire. That's a lot different than like, Biden just singing wet ass. That's war of the world type shit, yeah. And people would believe it. Enough people would believe it.

I mean, if it's really him saying it, you'd be like, what the fuck? I mean, you fucking were tricked by fucking a dog. I know. You put the socks out of hair. I was like, when did you get into AI? I was definitely a double tick. I was like, why does she look so young?

I was like, you need to dye her hair? Oh, OK. There's two dogs. Socks, lever. She's so cute, though, that one eye. She's young, huh? She's only about a year younger than socks. Oh, really? Prancing.

Yeah. Yeah, prancing about. Yeah. I have a buddy that works in tech, and he told me he's like, he goes, yeah, he's worse than you think. He goes, he's like, they're dripping and grabbing now what they want. He goes, they already have it.

The technology already exists to totally fake anything perfectly he's like this roll out there do do is to just get everybody used to it he is with the technology already exists. Do you concern being such a public figure somebody might have. of hanging or having a blank sheet of paper in that picture. But also doesn't it work to your benefit people in the public eye though? Because now even if something shitty comes out and you really did, you could be like, AI. All AI. Yeah, I think that, I mean, it's a terrifying prospect, man, that somebody could just do it be like that. I mean, I have the... But it is basically a get out of jail free card because you can always say, it's like,

it's AI. And if you're like, sir, this is not AI. Yes, it is. It's AI jail free card because you can always say it's like it's a I and if you're like I started this is not a yes it is it's a I as long as you stick to your guns it's a I guess yeah but I mean it sounds like there's no proof otherwise it's like an exhausting like an exhausting like you always got a lie like that I don't know yeah I might be get out of jail for your card now you're saying it they really fucking that Taylor Swift photos good huh I, it looks just like her. Oh, that's not real? No. Okay, so she's not bent over getting butt fucked by the Kansas City Chief.

Isn't it against the law now that she even look at those photos? I thought it was. I thought she was going after anybody who looks at them. Who even looks at them? Wow. It's if I was her, I'd be concerned. It's upsetting. Yeah. Yeah, it would be.

It's really weird. I mean, I know people for great... Her songs are catchy in shit, but I don't get the Taylor Swift phenomenon more so than somebody else. I think that's okay. I think you don't get it. I don't worry too much about it. If I said to Mary Beth, I feel like maybe her music isn't meant for me.

I don't know, yeah, it might not be. You might not have crafted her, the song's fine. Old man. Yeah, capture that age. Oh, I hit the 56-year-old box. How many dogs are there right now? I think with Haritz people, it's easy to forget. Like, she's a person, man.

And like that, it's easy to be like, like yes she's rich and so successful and stuff and all but like she's still a person so it's like she's allowed to get upset by that I think. But you bring it back to I think if people pre AI don't believe. or skeptic about anything they hear. How will we live in a world with AI prevalent that like, will you be able to believe anything? You gotta hope that there's just trusted news sources that you can go to. There aren't. There aren't. There are none.

Um, I don't know. This is one of those moments where I'm like, glad I don't have kids. You know what I mean? And I'll be dead. Uh, really? I'm like, yeah, I't have kids. You know what I mean? And I'll be dead. Really? Yeah, I don't see, to me, it's one of those things that goes back to my thing.

This is not a problem for me. I don't give a fuck about AI. I don't give a fuck if who's getting deep faked. At the end of the day, it's like, it doesn't affect me yet. I guess there could be, maybe somebody creates a fake AI episode of Tell Me Steve David, we say some really heinous shit. I'm sure they could and it's like it's that that's not saying like that technology is just Oh, so from now on we say whatever the fuck we want.

No. Thought it was a new age of Tom Steve David. It's not I assure you. AI. I just watched you say it. AI. What do you want from me? We don't have cameras in here Yeah, it's rough man. It's scary, but they're gonna be able to make fucking movies See, what's his name? Medea?

Mm-hmm. What's the guy's name at the Mesa Tyler Perry? Tyler Perry has said like he's he doesn't have to ever put on the makeup again He could just do Medea with AI now He could just act and the have to ever put on the makeup again. He could just do Medea with AI now. He could just act and the computer in real time does the makeup on him. So he's like, I don't have to sit in chairs anymore and shit like that.

I'm sure everyone throughout the ages have asked themselves like, well, if it's, this is where technology is right now. What's it gonna be like in 20 years? But I think like more so than any time in history because it moves so goddamn fast, now you can look at it and be like in 20 years, what the fuck? I think you're right, you're not going to give a fuck if you're deep faked because everybody's going to be getting deep faked. Everybody's going to have their AI shit. I know there's a lot of

outrage recently because so many people are going to be put out of work because of AI. So many people are going to be put out of work because of AI. Yeah. And I say to those people, I'm like, well, why do I care about a makeup artist or a digital artist or anything losing their job? And like, why do you care? Because I didn't hear you crying when the guy who set up the pins at a bowling alley was put out of business by the automatic pin monkey. When the, when the automatic pin reset machine came into existence, nobody was like crying

and being like and striking. Well, it probably wasn't a specific job. I also feel like Walt wasn't around for when that happens. He's like, I didn't hear it then. When the pin monkeys all put up these Skittles, it was probably the owner of the like. I mean, it's changing. Yeah, I guess I say it. It's the same thing though. What do you think about it? A lot of different scale, yeah. Technology replaces jobs.

It has happened since man created the wheel. Model T, sure. You know, before you were carrying boulders by, you know. Right. By someone's back. You know, now you got the wheel and a cart and then you were limited the need for that. And that's what's gonna constantly happen

as technology advances. So why am I to feel like there should be laws and you can't write a script with AI? Because those technologies that you mentioned opened up bigger avenues. Once you're not carrying the boulder and you're on the horse and cart, you have the boulder carrier might be at a job,

but 50 jobs are created along the cart path. Well, isn't that the same thing that AI will create 50 jobs? No, not at all. That's the problem. Someone's got to proofread that AI and make sure it's... Do they? Why? You just can't like go to shoot with an AI script.

You've got to proofread it. You're taking, it's the opposite is what? What this is doing is instead of creating all these jobs. It's it's diminishing all these jobs into one ass all out of computer Overlooking what AI has done and then putting it out like it's a different thing. It's not the same You know what I mean like AI I don't think it's gonna create more jobs. It's just gonna take away What the fuck do I know? I don't know what you feel like let's say Scorsese was still like in his heyday of making movies? Yeah. Like it's back good fellas time. If Casino was written by AI as opposed to Nicholas

Pallegy and Martin Scorsese like. Sure. I wonder like how I would approach if it's like it's like it's a Martin Scorsese-esque script, but it's not him, you know. Well, I just wonder if I would be prejudiced against that, even like to go see it. Well, you put your start, once that happens, then it's fucking screen writers are in a lot of trouble. Yeah. So, I don't know, it's a thorny one, man.

It's gonna be done, someone's gonna do it. Someone's gonna make it movie based on an a i script. How you can even prove it to you anyway. Let's say your screenwriter you just put it through a i and then turn in what your name on it how will anybody ever know maybe maybe they won't. That's why i wonder like how will anybody ever know as long as you don't admit it was artificially created. admit it was artificially created. Yeah and it's probably like you say it's not perfect to the point where it's like let's go to let's go to picture with this. But you could bang out a first draft. You can get a first pretty solid first draft and go back and tweak it. That's nuts. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't know man. Scary dude.

Yeah. It's a scary world ahead of me. Pay attention to you and yours, not the world at large. All you can do is keep your eye on, you know, if you can't, like you said, you can't look too far outside your circle because at the end of the day, it really doesn't matter. Right. You're going to spend all your time screaming about politics and all this other bullshit. Meanwhile, your family's home, like not getting attention, you know? I mean, if you're that into it. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Something. Yeah. You can't, yeah.

No person can devote the time to the world. It's something's got to, you know, it's something's, it's something's expensive. Well, especially with like every time you turn around, there's a new cause. It's like, I don't, it only only the young that's why you only see young people Involved in like the the heavy like liberal and progressive stuff is because they have the energy for it Well those guys again, okay, I'm talking I'm talking about people who are just in it for the you know social cause you don't go out and march

Anymore your marching days are over? Oh my god. I march to the bathroom, I march back to the bed. Well, maybe this is the answer to your boredom, man. Maybe you need to get behind some cars. The cause? Yeah. Find a cause.

All right, I got a couple in mind. Yeah. Maybe just run them by us before we start marching. I was just going to say, you don't want me marching without the supervision. Put Ming on you. Did you notice you have some straws there? First thing I noticed when I came in today was a big old thing of straws.

Now did you already tell him about the straws? He said he bought them for me. If this blew my mind. Those are good straws. Those are milkshake straws. These are nice straws. Okay. He said he bought them for me. If this blew my mind. Those are good straws. Those are milkshake straws. These are nice straws. This blew my mind because I looked at it and I was like, what's with all the straws? I know I'm breaking a rule here. I know talking about getting them when nobody wants to hear about getting them, but this is more about Q. 50 count. And he goes, they're for Q and I was just like, why does Q need all those straws? He goes, well, she remember last time he was here, he said that he needs better straws.

And I'm just because I sold straw from a coffee from the coffee shop. Oh, and I was like, I love this straw. And I say, do you recall this conversation happening at all? Was I in the room because I'm like, because if not, then that's some fatal attraction shit right there that he's paying attention to every word that you say. What are you talking to get him at that point or is it just something he overheard? I don't know. You with me right when I was still, oh no. No, you told me that you did. I didn't recall it being a big of a thing that. I'm like, look, I love the guy, but it didn't occur to me to get him straws.

And did you go out? Yeah, like, I'm sorry, yeah, me too. Like, if I was out and about, and I saw a bag of straws, even if I remember the conversation, I don't think I'd be like, well, Q needs good straws. Yeah. I mean, that's nice, man.

See, that's a cause I want him to get behind. It's not. See, he is affecting his world. He went out and he made the world a little bit better. And I think that's nice man. See that's a cause I want him to get behind. It's not because he is affecting his world. He went out and he made the world a little bit better. And I think that how are those straws better than your average? Well, you're involved in this story. Walter, you remember when you gave me that Baron drinking mug? Oh, so he sent that in, right? Right. And you had given it to me to try it has become like I that's

my go to that's my go to every day all day, but it's what it's long Yes, and so the straws that I use at home, you know, try to do that paper thing You can't fucking do it try to do the bamboo thing and it was all that's Brian's cause too He was gonna he was gonna get on the paper straw cause So that so then did you see all that did you see all those? Those flights flying out of Vegas all those private planes and shit? Yeah. But a soggy straws for everyone. What's this now? Oh, another cup of four color demon. He has to make his presence known get him.

Even if he's not talking about the straws. No, no, no. So that was it. So I so when I was at the coffee shop down down in the airportaza today, I saw they had these thick black straws and I stole, I was like, finally I have a straw and it fits to the bottom of cup, sticks out. Get them, I can't tell you how well the time this is. Boris chewed this. I came down this morning. Boris chewed the shit out of the straw because I left it out last night.

So I needed straws and here comes my boy, get them. You have straws probably the last year to 2050. These are 50 straws. Yeah, these are a lot of straws. But I appreciate it, man. Are they the right length? They are. They look like the right length to me.

Yeah. Wow. All right, good, forget them. Yeah, man. Get them, get them. Thank you, pal. I was gonna say, maybe not paper straws, but maybe my cause could be like,

maybe listening a little more carefully to people and like picking up on hints and like, you know, I Could have come in with some straws, although it would have been then you would have had a lot of straws But things of that ilk, you know Like I think the world would be nicer if we all listened to our friends a little bit more and then brought gifts for them Don't you think? Yeah, I mean, yeah, obviously it would be but to me I was blown away by the fact that he remembered and was like he made a point to Make sure he found you good. Well, he's in love with Q though

He's like me. He's in love with you. Well, like when I when I come in like I don't have a candy cane or water Or straws or any of this stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm lovable, dude. What do you want from me? Hey, you're all gonna tell me. Yeah, man.

Get him to know some of this company. He wants in that pool again. He's trying to, he's trying to grease me up right now for it. I'll take it. I'll take a little grease. Start early in the season. Yeah. Yeah.

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Dick's size doesn't matter. It doesn't. I'm reading this in the New York Post. The size matter. Age old penis debate, finally settled in ground breaking articles. I want to know there. By Rebecca Scanlon and Australian news. Yes, it's saying here that they analyze 265 sex toys and study factories such as size, material, price, and even customer

reviews to uncover what women really like in bed. And it turns out the whole bigger is better, is not necessarily true. They don't play women don't place considerable emphasis on large phallus size. It's more about girth than length. And it says the surprise bedroom revelation came after was found out the average penis length has increased over the past 30 years. How does that happen? The average penis size has grown 24% in a in about three years. What a bunch of small dick guys 24 years ago. Wait, what? That's what it says here.

I don't mean to offend anybody, but if it's an Australian making that case, does it really matter though? Like, I mean, if it was an American author, it may mean maybe more. You feel that Australia Australia the third world country Has no business talking about anything medical Why this isn't this the news that men what do we all want to embrace this isn't this

Like doesn't this up Australia standing like they gave this one to us. Of course it's just another thing, another way to make everybody just feel good, like another. Well, don't we need that? You know, but there's a certain point, it's just like, everybody, everything's fine, everyone, size doesn't matter. Everybody's beautiful, everything's wonderful.

Yeah, I hear you. Everybody's a fucking precious. You know, commodity. Yeah. Most people are shit. That's the fact. We're finally getting the news that men have wanted to hear for generations. And you guys are poo pooing it. This should be celebrated. We're giving them a viable news source. Maybe.

This is... Well, the post said it. The post said that they just picked up. This is news.com.Australia. Yeah, they picked it up from the Australian news. I see. I mean, how serious do you take it? There's like a guy with a cucumber hanging out of his pants in the article. I don't know, man. I think you guys are looking at gift, Aussie in the mouth. I think guys,

How big are Dick's going to get then if over the past 30 years they increased from 4.8 inches to 6 inches? That's impossible. I don't know. It says, while more studies are needed to confirm the findings, it confirmed the determine the cause. Well, let's look at other parts of the body too. Are they growing too? Merriks, your fingers or your toes or your butt.

Well, it might be something that's like, it might be an evolution thing where like women are only fucking guys with bigger penis, thus, the general populations, penis size is getting bigger. Because that's where all the donors so so the small dicks are getting edged out by women who are like get away get away from me. Shoot. Yeah. What's up? But how can like, well they're gonna fuck someone once and then see if it's a small dick and be like hey man I'm not gonna go on a second day. I'll throw that one back. Yeah. And then they meet like a nice what do they say seven inches or whatever and

they're like I can marry this and then they have kids with this and then those kids have seven inch bricks. Right? And then how evolution works. Or even bigger if like this trend continues. Yeah. Doctor, you might get picked up and you have a doctor Quinn. I believe in Australia.

I am a doctor. His big dong theory. This is the Australians, man. I can't take credit for this. Well, your theory now is that girls. Oh, my theory about why they're getting that thing? Yeah, the girls are only fucking guys with big dicks. Having kids.

We got kids with big dicks. Yeah. Yeah. Hogs begets hogs. Yeah. Yeah, that's all. It says here to sort of... They give their own version of what they think it is, uh, their own analysis.

Chemical exposure from pesticides or hygiene products could be one of the various factors causing the quick growth. Jesus. Such chemicals can disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormones going right back to the beginning. We circle back to hormones. That's more insidious, Your version was a lot sexier. Yeah, at least there was only prejudice against small dick guys.

Now it's like we got chemicals and pesticides in our endocrine systems. But they're making our dicks bigger though. So people could be in their garages just spraying fucking Drano in their mouth. What's that shit? Roundup? Just drink a glass of Roundup every morning. What's that shit roundup? Indeed glass of roundup every morning Yeah, in town did you ever did you ever like give it any thought to the size of your dick growing up? We were just like it's oh sure. Yeah, I guess you know you have you're going up into the male showers

I know you guys didn't do that when you were yeah you have, you're going up into the male showers. I know you guys didn't do that when you were in your area of school, so yeah, you're always, you know, safe. You're always, you're always, like it's like it's right in your face. You know, it's like, what do you, do you measure up, do you not measure up? And you see, you know, you know, then there's like,

thank God, there's always this one guy that looks like he's got a vagina. Yeah, not another guy. You know, then there's like, thank God, there's always this one guy that looks like he's got a vagina. Yeah. God, I'm not that guy. Yeah, because no matter how small you are, nobody's paying attention to you if the guy that has the vagina is kind of like right there. I know his shower next to him. He's got that little button. Hey, guys, should I fuck him? Should I?

That little button. I remember there was a guy who, when we used to shower after Jim on basketball, and I remember he had red hair. He had the biggest fucking red... You told this story in our episode of TSM. Did I? Yeah. The biggest red bush I've ever seen in my life.

I saw. Huge. I saw. I should have been up. You should never even saw his bush. You should never knew what I color his bush was the fact you knew what color his bush was Everything Relitigated as gay Walked in you couldn't avoid it your eyes

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty, your honor. Now, you could just nod, of course, but when you were in school, showers at gym? Yeah, so it was a practice that was still going on. Now, and they've eradicated that now? That's been eradicated. Yeah, I think forcing juveniles to shower with each other while a gym teacher watches over, somebody stepped in and was like, whoa. They eventually frowned upon it. I think forcing juveniles to shower with each other while a gym teacher watches over. Somebody stepped in with like, whoa, they eventually frowned upon it.

Yeah. There's still showers available if you want to use them, right? Sure. But you don't have to, but you don't have to and it doesn't cost you anything on your grade. Yeah, you don't get points off like we used to. Imagine that in a world where like, yeah, you got points

always when I'm showering. Yeah, you would get points off your grade. And if you needed that grade to graduate, yeah, you needed to take a shower then, which is such a fucked up. How sweaty did you get in gym class? Well, we went all out, bro. Yeah.

It was like our Super Bowl every day. Every day, all right. Yeah, okay. Yeah, like if you were like, oh, we're playing indoor soccer today. It's like, you knew you had to take a shower. Yeah, you were sweating your balls off. Especially if you had an early gym period,

like second period, you're sweating your balls off at nine in the morning and early gym period, like second period, you're sweating your balls off at nine in the morning and then smell the rest of the day. I guess, yeah. We had showers, but I don't remember many people using them. Yeah. It wasn't at all boys school. It was an old boys school, yeah.

Yeah. I was one of those kids though, I never really sweat it. So the showers for me were, it was, it wasn't, I didn't need it. So the showers for me were, it was, it wasn't, it wasn't, I didn't need it. I only had to do it because I was forced to do it. Yeah. But even in 2005, when I was in the fire academy, they were, they were still doing that. Like guys would walk around the locker room naked and stuff like that. And they get

ready. I think it's just you guys together and guys just don't give a fuck. Yeah, I 100% agree with you, but for our generation, me and Brian's generation, you know, it could, it scarred some people. Yeah, especially that guy with the vagina. We're still talking about it. I never said you could tell them. I just, I just silently, a silent nod, I was just like, whew. Glad I'm not you. But as far, I know some kids who were just like, it was like so much anxiety, so much stress. And I remember like, when my girls were going into high school and like them, like finding out that they didn't have

to do that either. And when they heard that, you know, that we had to their minds being blown right like what year did you grow up. What and the gym teacher would come into the shower make sure you are showering god like they could not wrap their heads around such a. As they shouldn't be able to. We shouldn't have been able to wrap our heads around it, but it was the times, man. Fucking weird, man. Yeah, people literally failing if they wouldn't take a shower. That is fucking weird. But the greatest generation, though?

Yeah. They all took showers. Sometimes they went for fucking weeks without showers, man, in the trenches. That's as I did when he become too Mandy Pamby as a society really to like as of today. No, I'm sorry. I think everybody listening to this knows the answer. Oh my God. That's like the Mandy Pamby start with us is like we went through it, we put up with

it, we got through it. But the generation that finally put their foot down was like no more showers, no more four showers. Right. Was that the beginning of the end? I think so. Yeah. I think we were the second greatest generation. What are your achievements? We took showers. Took showers with other boys. Why? Well, the other generation, that's the greatest. They killed Nazis. And the generation after said they don't want to do it. And now

they don't have to do it. It makes you guys. That's why we're the second greatest. That's funny. Yeah, there is. I think there's a again, it happens to me sometimes I get caught up like I'll watch, you know, shit on YouTube or whatever and you see these. The Nambi Pambi's on TikTok and shit and you're just like how the fuck is this world gonna survive with people like this in it it's fucking insane and then again I have to constantly take a step back and remind myself. I never run into people like this I never run into nutcases in that world world's gonna carry on.

to nutcases. In that world, the world's gonna carry on. How many Mambi Pambis make a video and post it? Yeah, and it's in New York, LA. Yeah, it's never here. The real world at some point is gonna smack them in the face and then they'll feel like, oh, I get it. Right, I was Mambi Pambi now, I'm not. I was Mambi Pambi.

Where are my jeans shorts? Let me put them on. Become a real man. I don't think you're a real man till you dress like John Cena That's your guy That's your guy John Cena

People guys who dress like John Cena. Yeah, those of you know, did something happen to to see him punk recently Yeah, he got hurt. He got hurt right a big return and he got hurt. Yeah, like in his first match back you see him punk fan He is um, I was never like, I was, I would have said, shit on our presence because he was one of the first detractors to comic book men, never him going on Twitter and shitting all over comic book. Man. Yeah. Oh, well now I'll shit on them.

I, but I, but well now I'll shit them cause he shit on you guys, but I didn't, I was never really a seeing punk guy. Um, what is that? The one next to me, because look who's house I'm in front of. Well, on Reddit, it says a young Punk guy. What is that? The one next to me. Look who's house I'm in front of, Walt. On Reddit it says a young Brian Johnson. No, not that one, it was the one next to it. Down below left, yeah, right there.

That's your mom's house I'm standing in front of. We were meeting. Yeah. Look at that. We're painting like a house. What a pose. What did CM Punk say about your show? Oh, he was just saying it sucked and blah blah blah, you know the normal stuff that

Yeah, people say when they don't like them Did you see madam web queue? I did not did you know no I didn't hear good things Stats cast of hot chicks. That was the one thing that I was like, yeah, maybe this will be worth checking out But it just it's a dud, huh? Yeah but to be worth checking out, but it just, it's a dud, huh? Apparently. Yeah. But it, it, what I love is though that some of the part in my ignorance, what is Madame Web, it's a Marvel movie.

No more. Okay. Not technically not a Marvel Sony Marvel. Yeah. But one of the actresses came out and said that she fired her agent because she was told that she was going to be in a Marvel universe movie. And technically it's not. Oh boy.

Can you really make that claim? Can you really blame your agent for that? Well, you got to do some research on your own, but I mean I've been led into some situations that I wasn't like 100% on by agents. Really? Yeah. And you get there and you're like, this isn't what I thought this was going to be. Have you had to let go of an agent then or now? You just... I've only changed agents once and it wasn't really because I didn't like the old ones, but it's just, you know, it's really, I'm always like, well, I should have done the research.

I should have, I should have fucking taken some personal responsibility and looked into it. Wasn't that like, that's why you pay them these exorbitant amounts so that like, you know the difference between an MCU movie and one that is not. I'm not saying that I would be happy, but I think that like, there has difference between an MCU movie and one that is not I'm not saying that I would be happy But I think that like there has to be an element of like I should look into this before I before I jump into this

And who knows it might have worked. What if it worked out? We wouldn't be talking about this if if it'd come out great It was always yeah, it was never gonna turn out great. The concept of taking that character, Z list character. Yeah. And making her by the way nothing like she is in the comics. Yeah. What was she an 80 year old woman? She's an old lady in a bodysuit. And then turning her into three hot girls. I don't know the plot. I do know that every girl in the movie looks pretty good to look at, which I'm gonna make. And then they put them in spider costumes and I'm like, all right, maybe I'll check this out. But then it's just like everything about it sucks. This is what I'm hearing.

Did you see the Deadpool trailer? I did. That looks cool. Yeah, when Pyro, they brought Pyro back, I was like, that is fucking dope, man. I just loved that Marvel Jesus, that line. Yeah, that was so dope. It was great, man.

The Fox logo on the background, it it was great, man. The Fox logo on the background just looks fun, man. I think that yeah, that he is going to bring back Marvel movies to the tip of everyone's tongue again. It hasn't been that way for a while, but I think this is going to do it. I mean, the thing is, this is just what I've heard. I don't have any way to clarify this is like, it's more like every of the Fox universe characters, like the X-Men movies and stuff. But like, even the fan, the old Fantastic Four that they that they abandoned and stuff, like, everybody's back in this movie is what I was told.

Like literally everybody. I think it's going to be the movie that we thought, you know, that Dr. Strange, the realities of madness was going to be the multiverse of madness. Yeah, I agree. I think this is going to like, check all the boxes that multiverse of madness. Yeah, I agree. I think this is going to like, check all the boxes that everyone was hoping for. Yeah, yeah. That we didn't get in that.

My buddy's seen some footage and he's like, it's fucking awesome. He's like, it is awesome. When is that coming out? It's coming soon, right? Soon, June, I think, June. Oh, shit, that's not soon. Right, soon.

I don't know March. Maybe March, what do I know? But yeah, it's, but all words is that it's gonna be fucking awesome. How could it not be? He's not coming out of retirement after Logan for bullshit. No. They have to. It's like that's what the problem I had with the Obi-Wan show.

Like he came out of retirement after 20 years to play this character and you're like, this is why you fucking came out. Like I think Hugh Jaguar would be like, look, we ended that character perfectly. Like this has to be fucking perfect to do it. And I'm hoping, man, and everything I've heard is, I'm real excited. Does the check that comes along with the offer, does that help make it perfect? It helps a lot.

But I bet you the perfect story and amount of money. Well, I would argue that they, I would not argue, I would place money on that that he's gotten those offers. Oh yeah, already. And he's like, I don't wanna do it. I don't wanna be in that shape. That was the thing with him. Again, I don't know the guy, this is what I heard.

He just didn't want, he had been in that shape for 20 years and was like, I don't fucking do it anymore, man. It's four hours a day, twice a day in the gym. And that's why he got out. And I guess this was just too good to fucking pass up. Plus he got divorced. So I'm sure he's like, all right, let me get back in that Wolverine shape. Fucking one more time, get out there and you know, that can't hurt. Snicked.

Snicked. Yeah. I can't. Yeah. Yeah. I can't wait though. I'm pretty excited. It's nice to see that you guys could still like, even though the MCU has shit out so many fucking turds, that you guys could still get excited about a movie coming out. Like hopeful. That boyish.

Optimistic. Boyish enthusiasm for the genre. Yeah. Now you never lose that love affair with comics. We want it to be good. Yeah, we never wanted it to suck. Never want anything to suck. And the first two Deadpool's are so much fun, man, that you're like, oh, this is,

no, they can't fuck this one up. That's the thing that I think a lot of people who lump the complainers as like their haters. Yeah. I truly believe most of them never wanted the movies to suck. They always wanted it to be good. It's the same thing. You think Sunday Jeff ever wanted to hate Star Wars? No.

It was against every fiber of his being. Yeah. You know, he had to come to that incredibly difficult decision to voice his displeasure with the franchise. And that took a lot of guts and bravery on Sunday's behalf. Once again, the greatest generation. Second greatest generation.

He could always put his flag in this. I will always give him credit. He was the first person to say baby Yoda sucks when everybody was like, fuck a baby Yoda. I still don't think baby Yoda sucks. Oh, it sucks. It's so corny at a certain point. It became like, it was too much then it was everything was baby Yoda doing everything.

It's like you had the story, finish it, and then that beat down. Okay. So you're not excited about that Mandalorian movie, Mandalorian and Yoda coming. I have a baby Yoda or baby Yoda doing a movie, Mandela, Mandela and Grogu. He caught on, man. I know a lot of people really love baby Yoda. He, but he was the first person to call it as he saw it. Yeah.

I remember that. It took a lot of, you know, he put himself out there. He could have had a lot of repercussions. He could have got canceled. Yeah. Well, it could still get excited. You could still get excited though. Sunday?

I don't know if I could, I don't know if I'd ever, I don't know if he could get excited again. If there was a Star Wars movie come out and all signs were pointing to fucking awesome. I would really be, It would have to, To see what it would take for him to get excited again. A good movie would have to reel him in. It would have to be better.

Like then the next movie he'd give a chance to. Yeah, he'd, they'll have to make a great one and then, and then do it, which somebody eventually is going to make a good Star Wars movie again it. Which somebody eventually is gonna make a good Star Wars movie again, has to happen eventually. Eventually, yeah, but. So does AI writes that script. Yeah. Yeah, I would trust an AI script on that

because you know what it would do? It would read the internet and see what everybody loved about Star Wars. What everybody hated about the new Star Wars. What everybody hated about the new Star Wars and it would write a script without fucking worrying about what anybody thought. And it would pump out a script that was like, ah, fucking awesome.

And that's suddenly on the side of AI. Yeah. I gotta think it would be like Luke's a badass. Hans a badass. Drew's a badass. And they save Leia. Yeah. Hey, and at some point, at some point in the rescue, Leia saves them.

Yeah, she could, she could knock off a few henchmen along the way. This is Princess Leia. I don't know what it's like to beat the big baddie. You know, let the guys take over. Come on, man. Everybody wants to see. That's how we got it. That's how we got here.

Who was in the trench of the Death Star? Princess Leia was on Alderaan, fucking fan herself. The boys are in the trench of the Death Star. It's a sleigh was on Alderaan fan and herself. Yeah, boys are in the trench. Watching just watching from a distance. Well, they're safe with the with the prissy robots. Yeah, with the gay road. Yeah, you're two digits in the trenches. Yeah.

Yeah. The literal trenches. That's how you get a Sunday, Jeff. Back. That's how you get everybody back. Yeah. I don't know. That's how you get a Sunday, Jeff. Back. That's how you get everybody back. Yeah. I don't know. That's how you get everybody back.

The last five minutes were completely AI. That was all deep fake everybody. I love I can't tell you how much I love. Right. You can't tell you. Just kidding. I can't wait to the continuation That story

Gonna teach people she's better than Luke What's your name girlie so as a character. Yeah, so superior so confident so strong I just want to A.I. star wars. Just give me AI Star Wars. I just want AI Star Wars. Just give me AI Star Wars, man. Oh, man, it'll be so great. Okay, sorry. Sorry. So what episode is this?

This is 587. So we got 13 more. Yeah. Yeah. No, 12 more. Yeah. For the big trial. Maybe in 14 episodes, maybe certain somebody be able to come on and regale us with all the stories has been holding in for the last. Right. What happened at that hockey game? Oh my god, it was so funny. It was so great, but maybe we'll find out one day. You did it to yourself, people.

How's the hubbub around the office? Like, does this get discussed when you guys are in the office or get him to not like, one of my back on? Is he scrolling the internet? He knows the hand he's been dealt, you know, just like, he's got it. You have to live with the repercussions of what he's done. Which is, again, a joy of self on a show with his friends. Just that's what he did.

As soon as the threats of, you know, financial repercussions. Yeah, as soon as those financial punishments come in, yeah, it's like, I like get them. It's easy, yeah, it's easy to be like when we're doing a free show, it's like, fuck you. Get them on, I ride but get them. Ride or die, we get them. I stand with get them.

We got a, it's a business now. Yeah. It's a business. And he gets paid off of as well. Right. Yeah. So yeah, he knows. He knows.

Yeah, that's really, he must be torn then. He's like, I want to keep my job, but at the same time, it's best if I keep off the air and away from them. Well, come on. I think at some point he's definitely going to get it back on, but he's been in training, verbal training, and he's only gonna bring his best stories. Oh, that's good. Yeah, we've been going over it. We're like, I kill that story. Yeah. I don't tell that story anymore. Maybe a three minute version of that story. Only his most select interruptions. Like, I was like, whoa. Hmm.

Ha ha ha. Woo. Ha ha ha. Hmm. Ha ha ha. The hockey story. Yeah. That's one, yeah.

That's one, yeah. Well, hopefully one day we'll hear it. But that's one definitely a keeper, I told him. Yeah. He's got that one for his, when he gets back on Mike. All right. Shit, I wait the day. Looking him over there.

Cracking up. She's dying left. You don't miss it at all. I wait the day. Looking him over there. Cracking up. He's dying left. You don't miss it at all. You can just shake your head. Yes. Oh, you do a little bit. Little bit. Yeah.

Yeah, I get it. I would too. He gets his fix on some of the other Sunday. Jeff shows coming up for Patreon. We're going to do a couple of them. So he gets his, he gets his mic fix. Yeah. Wait.

So you put them on Patreon though, but in that way, the money spenders are the people who. Surprisingly, those you put him on Patreon though, but isn't that where the money spend is? Are the people... Surprisingly, those people don't seem to care that much, right? Yeah. I don't know. It's a mess. It's a mess, but...

It's a mess. It's a minefield. You got to navigate, you know, make everybody happy. Yeah. Is everybody happy? Nope. Like I said, I wish everybody was happy with it, but it's almost the seemingly impossible to keep everybody happy. You know, someone's always going to bitch about something.

Yeah. It's the nature of the beast. Like I said, I've always wanted to have NASA standards or standards for TSD though. Like, you know, NASA has all these things that they, you know, have to go through and make sure that's what I would try to do. But even NASA, you know, a couple of shuttles down, moon lander or two on its side, you know, it's crazy.

I don't know, Abraham Lincoln said that you can please some of the people, some of the time, all of the people, some of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people all the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time. There you go. Fucking Lincoln, sitting around, that's what I gotta do at home. That's gonna be my new hobby.

Sitting around thinking shit up. Yeah? Yeah, thinking up great quotes. Whittle. Whittle and think. Good whittle. I got a lot of sticks in my yard. A lot of fucking branches have come down over the winter. This is whittle and think. Good Whittle. I got a lot of sticks in my yard. A lot of fucking branches have come down over the winter.

This is Whittle and think. Think my thoughts. You're the second-greatest generation, bro. You gotta have something to tank. I gotta have something. Yeah, you gotta have some wisdom after all these years. Yeah, you're right. Alright, that'll be it from now on then. I'm just gonna sit around thinking up thoughts and writing them down.

I think that's a good idea for you. I actually brought in, maybe we don't have time. Just write them down. I think that's a good idea for you. I actually brought in, I mean we don't have time. Just write them down on paper. Don't put them on the keyboard. Like, yeah. Yeah, keep them more pure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I brought in my IG.

No, I have tons of stuff that I didn't get to on the Space Monkey, so I probably might go over that today. But obviously we, you know. There's always next week. There's always next week and the week after and the week after. Always. Do what you want to say. T-E-S-D always. Tell him Steve Dave. There you go.