Tell Em Steve-Dave - #589: PB&T

Episode Date: March 10, 2024

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Your hot teacher's foot is a new kissing booth. Fuck the kids, fuck the charity! I'm on a relationship to start off on a lie. I've got no dick. Tell him, Steve Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave here with a Walt. Hello. And here with BQ. Hello.

Hello everybody. Hey guys. How is everybody doing today? That's the question. Uh, great, I mean grace Yeah, today's a great day. I've been like just busy fucking busy and a wash in depression for like a week Man, I'm at a rough a rough hall over here on my time Really dude. I'm like in the fucking I'm unlike in the pits, but I have excellent friends

Including you guys who have been dealing with. I want to tell them Steve Dave audience. You guys have been so great behind the scenes with my schedule and moving things around and stuff like that. So thank you guys. This has been a really busy time for me and you guys have been very, very helpful and I love you very much for it. So thank you guys. You know, it really comes with

two thirds of Tom Steve Dave has almost nothing to do 24 seven. It's like, it's pretty easy to be just up the compliments. Just so come up. We're so pliable. Even with that, though, you guys have not even been like

because it's been it's even been like because it's been It's been a brute like it's been a pretty brutal few like month for me Schedulized and you guys have just rolled with every punch and I look you could say one thing But what I'd like to say is I I really appreciate you guys Doing what you've been doing for me. I really do So thank you. It's easy. It's easy. Okay. Well, it's easy to appreciate too, Walter. I mean, Walt, I know you don't like Walter. Sorry. Thank you. Anything. It doesn't call me Walter. Call me Walt.

Like an old call me. Yeah. But, but here we are. Here we are. Here we are. Here we are. The one thing I want to talk to you about immediately, well, first off, I checked with the couch thing. You know, you said your buddy was like with the sister. Oh, okay. We said the opposite end of the couch. So I asked Mary Beth.

I said, you know, if I was doing this with, I don't know, she has a brother, so I think it would have been really weird. So I said, you know, your sister-in-law, she thought about it a little while and she said, you know what, as long as you weren't doing it in secret, you know, I don't care. What a fucking, might be this young mindset. I guess so.

I, it's an unexpected mindset, but all right. Hey man. Uh, what are you going to do? Teach their own, you know, I've, I'm probably not going to do it, but still, I didn't ask the sister a lot yet. I appreciate you getting that information to me, Brian. Thank you. So yeah, so it is more than just this with this weird guy and his weird sister and weird wife. His wife's normal.

She's the normal one. There's been no developments. I talked to him yesterday. There's been no developments. No, no, I think he's just talking shit at this point. Uh, I don't know. No, no, I care. You know, what do you do? But thank you for following up. No, uh, this, this thing that I wanted to bring up, I want to, it's a news story. I don't know.

I'm sure you've, well, I know we talked about it very briefly the other night, or at least touched on it. Disturbing video shows teens sucking and licking each other's toes at school sanctioned event as agency investigates. What? Have you heard about this, this story? I have not, but that seems like if you're gonna have the teens doing anything, it sounds like a fairly low-risk thing for them to do, no? Low risk? In what way, you mean?

Well, they can't get pregnant. They can't get an STD. Well, aren't they? I thought they were licking the teacher's toes. That's what I thought. It's not okay. Further investigation, no. It's high school students between ninth and twelfth grade who were volunteered in challenges

to help raise money for their annual philanthropy week. So it's just students from ninth to twelfth grade who all agreed to this and their parents, I guess, agreed to this. Oh, I thought you meant it was like something the kids are doing today with each other, like they got it to foot play. Oh, you mean it's for a charity thing? This is for a charity event and they had a bunch of different challenges and one of them was, you know, you have to lick the peanut butter off of somebody's toes.

That's weird. Like, you know, a fellow student. Now, when I thought it was the teachers, I was like, God damn, it's still like to this day, it's still like, they don't, they run it up, they run it up the ladder up to a certain point. And then there isn't somebody to be like, no, let's not, let's not do this. This is just going to cause trouble. I have an idea. It's going to cause, it's going to cause trouble.

But there are some teachers that I, like when I when I thought it was teachers getting their toes sucked, I would have for charity, I would have maybe saved up some a couple days of lunch money and sucked on a certain teacher's toes. Now, I remember the teachers we have. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Aside from Miss Stavola. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Aside from Miss Devola. That's the one.

Okay. Yeah. There's only one. Wow. I didn't think of that. Yes, Miss Devola, we remember you all these years later. I guess this is starting since you have the kissing booth has gone the way of the dinosaur in terms of raising money for charity. Yes.

I guess this is the 2024 version of the kissing booth. Your hot teacher's foot is a new kissing booth? Well, again, though, I think the story really was picked up erroneously as it was that like it was like these weird perverted teachers were getting their toes sucked by the students. But it turns out, at first glance, that wasn't what happened. It was students on students. And student on student action.

There's plenty of students in high school that like, you know, for a buck, I can go suck on that girl's toes. A buck? That's it suck on that girl's toes. A buck? That's it. That's it. Yeah. I guess when you put it that way, if I was a teenage boy and it was-

You know, there's a lot of dry spells that during those teenage years, some of us maybe not be cute, but boy, I'll tell you, I can take a look. Well, I went to an old boy's school, dude. There was plenty of dry spells. I was gonna be looking at Sal and Murray and Joe being like, you wanna get your feet out, bro? I went to an old boy's school, dude. There was plenty of dry spells. We look at it, Sal and Murray and Joe being like,

you want to get your feet out, bro? I'll suck your feet. I wonder how their toes would taste. I mean, you look at, you know, you look at a ketchup bottle the wrong way you get a hard on as a teenager. You know, it looks like it looks like it's got a curve to it. It's got some beautiful curves. So you tell me, all of a sudden I could put my

toe, a girl's toes in my mouth for a buck. Seems worth it, right? It seems like. Although a shy Walt Flanagan in front of the whole gymnasium full of people, I don't know. Or. Yeah, I would be, yeah, but you know, I might power through it.

I cheer you on. I think it might be like, if it was me, if I was that age and I was doing this, I might be like, no, fuck that. I want to have the hot chicks looking my feet. I'll put my feet up for auction. Okay, well, definitely I'm out then because I got some gnarly ass toes.

Okay. Definitely would not be showing those toes to the school. Even back then. As soon as the girl looks at them, it's gonna be like, it's gonna be, it's gonna be bad news. It's gonna be like, can I get my dollar back? I'll pay two dollars to not lick those feet. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. What really struck me about this story though, was how, how people reacted to it in terms of like the Fox 25 news says graphic warning on their Twitter feed, right?

And then it, you know, it's really, first of all, everybody's digit out. You can't see shit. Uh-huh. Like you can see a person's head by a person's feet and that's about it. They're not showing like anything. I Guess everybody was cheering it was the video racked on nearly 50 million views in in 24 hours And it led to a formal investigation by the Oklahoma State Department of Education See and that's where you're got to have somebody at the top who's like What could happen? What are the fallouts if this, if this, you know, is taken and it gets...

With a bunch of fucking babies get all upset about it. Yeah, if this gets like, it will be, I could lose my job. Yes. I could lose everything I worked for because I'm not saying no to these kids sucking each other's toes. Exactly. This is Superintendent Ryan Walter said, this is disgusting. We are cleaning up this filth in Oklahoma schools and our agency is investigating. Administrators initially applauded its students for their involvement in the wonderful week of fundraising, which re, which raised $152,000, but then later apologized to the student body and its students.

You know, the people on the committee who are like, okay, what are we going to do this year? Raise money. You know, there was some perv are like, okay, what are we going to do this year? Raise money. You know, there was some pervas like, you know what we could do? Get kids to suck each other's toes and I'll watch. You know it's some fucking perv. Yeah, there's some janitor. Don't you have a floor to Bob?

Hey, Freddie Krueger, why don't you have a floor to bob? Joe, don't you have a floor to bob? Hey, Freddie Krueger, why don't you go fucking back? Back to your boiler room and just let us handle the fundraising. He's like, I got nothing to do with this. Why is everybody on me? Oh, I'm the creepy janitor, am I? What was that thing they used to buff the floors with? The, uh... The giant circular thing? Like...

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these days, right? But it could have gone south though for some people too. It's like you got a toe and you're like, you could wait to suck on that girl's toes. But maybe it didn't taste right. Oh. Maybe it just, maybe she wasn't ready for it. Like she didn't know that today was a day

that she could get her toes sucked. So she fucked up his fetish on him? Yeah, and she didn't take care of her toes as properly as she would if she knew. I'm not manicured. If she knew there was going to be toes sucking at school today. It's like I have my foot period. I can't. Oh, God.

What a world. So, uh, Senator Tex, uh, Texas Senator Ted Cruz called the activity child abuse to which this administrator, the superintendent guy said, I completely agree. We're stopping this in Oklahoma because I'm sure it's an ongoing issue. Look, I mean, there is no two ways about it. This is a story that I think is one of the rare ones that both I could see both sides. I could see one side be like the kids. They're like, this is the greatest day of school ever.

Sure. Can I also feel her up to? Well, I got more dollars. You got to go to fantasies for that, son. And I can see the other side being like, this is the most fucked up thing you've ever approved principle. Like your head on a fucking stick is the only thing that's worthy of it. But you can see like something like this in the 80s, even the 90s probably flying and

nobody really getting upset about it. No cell phones. No cell phones. No 50 million views on YouTube. No internet. No whole bunch of shit. It plays at the fact that you could have done it in the 80s and it still would be fucking remembered like on our deathbeds and we're all in a nursing home.

Right. Remember that time we sucked on tolls? Well, what does that tell you? Like, because in the 80s you would have been like, ah, the 80s were fucked up, like, but you know, the kids probably had fun, but like it's only a big deal now because so many people know about it. Yes. So, I mean, that tells you so much that you need to know

about humanity right there. I mean, it says so much, doesn't it? But it's a bunch of people that are like, like you say, well, they're afraid for their jobs, so they're like, or they know what lane they're supposed to be in. So they're like, let's totally overreact to this. Like let's let's put on graphic warnings. Like if you have graphic warnings for this, what the fuck do you have for like Vietnam era war footage? It's not graphic. You can't see shit. First of all,

All right, but I'm going to ask both guys, same question, please answer, answer, give Q time to answer them, Brian. Q, you're the principal of this school. And the committee comes to you and it's like, this is what we're, these are some of the events we have planned for the fundraising night. And we're gonna kick, we're gonna end it with the best one. Kids are gonna pay money to suck on each other's toes. Yeah.

What do you, we just need your final approval on this. We need to get a rubber stamp this one, principal Q. Yeah, I would be like, how many years am I from retiring? 10 years, no. Now I would probably, I would probably would have been like, look man, can we do a square dance?

Or something like that. I don't need to see it. You remember square dances in school? Did you guys have that shit? We didn't have, I remember learning disco dancing in gym class, but that was the only kind of dancing I recall us doing. They used to put us-

But then Joe Bob comes by and he's like, principal, this is a great idea. Telling you, it's a winner. Joe Bob, get back to your boiler room, Joe Bob. Get out of here. I don't, you know, it's interesting because like, the reason I think it's become such a big deal is because like the right, the right leaning people

of the country are really invested in making schools look like it's like fucking Sodom and Gomorrah right now, right? Like they want to portray the country as like kind of out of out of off the rails a little bit morality, you know It's an election year They're like, yeah, look look what's happening under Biden. This is foot looking coming on Yeah, it is Kind of exactly right now what they're looking for. They're looking for it. They found it. So they're going to make a red meat out. They're going to make, they're going to say like, oh, it's a warning. You can't watch this and it's sick

and blah, blah, blah. It's election year. They're trying to, you know what I mean? I don't know how much they, but BQ, but principal Q is going to veto. Going to come down. No Toe Suckin at the fundraiser. Principal Q just wants to veto gonna come down no toe suckin at principal Q just wants to go home at three fucking 30 when the bell rings and not do with any of this shit. Fuck the kids. Fuck the charity. I'd be like, I don't care about the charity. I'm canceling the whole event. The whole 150 grand in the hole now. What about principal Brian? Principal Brian depends on it depends on what decade?

Well, it depends. It's tonight. It's 2024. It's how you pay your mortgage. You got a job to do. And you know that there's a very good chance this could come back and be pretty scandalous and cost you your job.

Right. So I say to the people who suggested, I was like, look, not since peanut butter and chocolate have I been more interested in seeing butter, get mixed with something. But I'm going to tell you right out of the gate, people are not going to like this. There's going to be, there's going to be some funny duddies. Now, all my instincts want to go to like, yes, it's fucking harmless. It's something, it's like, it's like the 50s equivalent of stuffing yourself into the or 2024 equivalent of like putting yourself in a telephone booth with like a bunch of other teenagers or something rubbing up against them.

Oh, yeah. You know, that kind of stuff. So while on the surface, I think it's harmless and it's the footage certainly would not be graphic. I'm going to have to put the cabal shot. I would have to do it. Yeah. Principal Brie fucking conforming. Yeah. Buckling. Principal Bri fucking conforming. Yeah.

Buckling. Principal Bri likes living in a house too much. Like the felt. He likes living in a house too much. Yeah. Principles be damned. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's the irony here. Principal, I read this article about you and pronouns.

Are you sure you're against this? Get out of my office. Yeah. You. Everyone responds to you off with you. Get out of here, Joe Bob. Carriage of pronouns are. Oh, it's funny.

Yeah, that was that was something I really like that the thing that struck me the most in this story was just how like I hadn't considered that I hadn't considered the angle of like, let's whip it up like it's a big fucking deal so that like we can show how morally outraged we are by this and that one. The other if it was the if it was though what we thought it was initially, kids sucking on the teacher's toes.

Totally different story. Once you mix kids and adults, yeah. That's, I don't think there's any situation where I was. There's no gray area. No, not there. Cause I saw some of the feet, and honestly I did think they were teacher's feet. They look like, like kind of like fat feet, I thought.

You know? Yeah. But so I thought they were like older women like fat feet, I thought, you know? Yeah. But so I thought they were like older women, but no, it turns out it was just teenagers. I know, I'm sorry to anybody out there who I foot shamed. Principal Brie wants to keep his house. I don't want to lose it. It's a tightrope if you're principal.

It really is, yeah. Yeah, like I look at, like we have guys who work with us and they're teachers and I'm like, I don't know how you do it. Like how do you, how do you not throw out a remark that could be taken the wrong way? How do you not like use a pronoun that somebody's like, oh my god, you just ended my life. Like, like you say, like it's, it's beyond tightrope. Yeah. Like every minute of every day, I have to keep myself in check. Fuck that shit. That's not a job for me. I knew a woman that was a teacher and the reason she quit is she was

telling me the story and I was like, I don't know, but she was using the word retarded in class, but she was like, I was using it correctly. She was like, I was just saying like, yeah, and then like this, the flow of something into something, she's like, I wasn't even involving a human. She was just like, and then because it was retarded, because of a, and she said retarded like three times and like students went and complained to the teacher,

like she went in there and started dropping the N word everywhere. And she was like, I can't fucking take this. She's like, I'm using it correctly and not even to do with a person. And I was like, I can't fucking take this. She's like, I'm using it correctly and not even to do with a person. And I was like, yeah, but. There's, you gotta admit, there are some words that you can use correctly.

And you know they're going to be like, even if they're used correctly, you're going to like raise some eyebrows and quotes. I have one. Find another word. Yeah, find another word. There's other words. I agree with you.

Like, I know a word that means cheap. That it's easier just to say, hey, stop being so cheap, rather than this word, which is definitely going to make more than one person turn their head and say, like, yeah, you need a different word. Isn't it fucking bizarre though, like, now we live in a world where it's like, don't just use that, not use that word. But any word that might remind me of that word. You also can't use that one.

You've got it. You've got it. It's actually on your toes though. Yeah, it's a good thing. Right? You've got to keep, keep yourself on your toes. You're always like on the balls of your feet, ready to jump whichever direction you got to jump to make sure you keep your job. They and them, whatever you say, man.

Just counting money. Yep, yep, no problem. Whatever you guys want. I have a listener email. I know you guys love giving advice. We wrote in something pretty, I thought that you would like to read on there and maybe help an aunt with his problem. Okay.

I would love to. All right. So, hello, Brian, Walton Q. I have been listening to Tellem Steve Dave since 2012 and I consider myself a lifelong aunt. I was hoping I could get some relationship advice because I'm at my wit's end. We got you covered, bro. Okay.

Don't worry. We're going to figure this out. I've been going steady with this girl for about two years. She's really cool I'm sorry. How old is he? I just needed that info at the beginning. He did not say that matters a lot, but alright keep going Yeah, that doesn't say up to this point. Well, let's say he's been listening. That's not a good way to judge it. Okay, anyway So I would say post 30. Absolutely. Okay, great Okay, so she's really cool considering

She has more demons in hell itself, but I can't get over her past and how much of a slut she was sign Brian Johnson No, I Met her on a dating app on the profile. It was just I Met her on a dating app on her profile and she was just giving her body away I thought she was a bot when she messaged me at first. Quickly I realized she wasn't a scammer and a week later we set a date. During that week I heard so many stories of her sex life. Sally, that's what I heard for the next eight months,

nonstop on that first date she's telling me she was planning on killing herself on a holiday that was just three weeks away. I don't even need to hear anymore but if you wanna keep going. It gets, I mean not better better, but it gets different. Uh, the girl was an alcoholic and a pill popper, Medsford depression, and she acted like the people you see living in the street.

I can't get past her past because of how long it is. And she, in a drunken state, she would tell me nonstop. She comes from a bad family with an evil dad, so I guess I can't blame her for anything. She's sober-ish now, but she still brings up her past from time to time and I can't escape it or accept it. I'm not happy with her. But I'm worried if I break up with her, she'll kill herself. I don't know what to do. She has no family or friends. She's a really kind hearted person. But she

damaged the relationship before it got started. Any advice you could give me would be greatly appreciated. Woo. Wow. That's a tough one. It doesn't seem like a greatly appreciated. Woo. Wow. That's a tough one. It doesn't seem like a tough one. Oh, okay. I would have thought that one would be a conundrum here.

No, I think that he needs- The conundrum is two years in already. Yeah. And now he's asking for this advice. I feel like the slut thing is like, look, dude, like, that's up to everybody's individual thing when they can put up with their partner's past. Like it never really bothered me. You know, like what are you gonna do? Like I don't know, that's up to him.

But I will say like, dude, you gotta get out. You can't stay in a relationship because you think a person's gonna kill themselves because news for you, they're probably not. They're probably not gonna do it. And even if they do, it's not on you. Like if the only thing keeping this person alive themselves because news for you, they're probably not. They're probably not going to do it. And even if they do, it's not on you. Like if the only thing keeping this person alive is you

trapped in their web, you know, well, you got to look out for yourself at a certain point. I'm not saying like be a dick about it, but like, you can't let other people run your life like that. I would like, I don't understand. She's giving away her body on, and I'm sorry if I'm coming off a little manic, I'm actually in a good,

like you guys have put me in a good mood for the first time in like a week, so I'm like actually, so, but like, if she came at you with, there's two different things, right? Like I've dated girls who have extensive pasts and I've liked hearing the stories. You know what I mean? So it's like, I don't know that it's, it's kind of a personal thing. So if it's bothering him, he's not, I wouldn't call her a slut, but like he's not wrong for not being comfortable with it. But he is, he shouldn't say in a

relationship if she's just gonna, he shouldn't even say she was gonna kill herself. He's like, I think she'll kill herself. If, if I leave, I think that's what she said, right? Well, yeah, just just get out, bro, you can't you can't put that on yourself. And your own life is short. And time's a waste. But I would, I would, he's already been a friend for I mean, he's like, if on the first date, he's like, Yeah, I'm thinking about killing myself in three weeks on this special holiday. Then it didn't happen.

And I'm sure there have been more threats of that type of stuff or talk of it, at least. Yeah. And it hasn't happened. And you're right, man, you can't hold somebody hostage, or you shouldn't allow yourself to be held hostage by somebody else's mental fuck-up. Yeah and we've all done it. I've done it. Sure. I've done it but I don't know they shouldn't have been a second date. I would say get out bud and like you know just examine your values as opposed to like the sexuality of your partners and and without judgment head in that direction.

You can't be with someone that you're like, she was a fucking slut. Unless you like the fact that she was a fucking slut. You know what I mean? And there are plenty of people who like that. Who like- Yeah, there are lots of guys that like that. Yeah, they don't want a new car.

They want a car with like fucking 100,000 miles on it because that car knows how to drive. That car knows how to drive very well. But get out. If I even go out and get somebody as like a contractor from my house, I'm not going to get an apprentice. I'm not going to get a guy who like it's his first day on the job. Right. Right. You know, I want an experienced contractor. You want a contractor that knows what they're doing.

Yeah, who knows how to nail and screw and shit like that. that knows what they're doing. Yeah, who knows how to nail and screw and shit like that. Yeah. To me, I think of a song that this made me... This song kept playing in my head when I was reading this email. It's from, It Don't Matter to Me by Brett. Do you guys familiar with that song? It Don't Matter to Me. But. Do you guys familiar with that song? It Don't Matter To Me.

But there's a great verse in here and I think this is what it could sum it up. A lot of people have an ego hang up because they want to be the only one. How many came before it really doesn't matter just as long as you're the last. Everybody's moving on trying to find out what's been missing in the past. Right? I mean, that's pretty fucking powerful lyrics by the bread geniuses bread from 1972. I mean, they laid it all out there and I think that kind of sums it up, right? I mean, what matter does the past really matter? It does look if she fucked everyone of your friends, like, you know, I could see the past mattering

a little bit, but if it's dudes, you don't know, you know, I don't think it matters. I think also, like, why are you telling this on the first date? She's, and then drunkenly repeating it no matter how many times you say he doesn't want to hear it. What? Well, that's the thing, like, in his email, the only upshot to this entire relationship was at one point he goes, she's a kind hearted person. Yeah.

Other than that, I didn't see much of an upside to her personality. I mean, she's probably good at that. I mean, he didn't mention that, but she probably knows what she's doing in the sack. And that's always a plus. Couldn't he just go to her and be like, look, can we not talk about this any longer? Can we just not bring this subject up?

I mean, I would hope he's not writing to us. And then the answer is like, ask her not to talk about it. Like I have to imagine he's done this by now. This puts me in a kind of a crummy mood when you bring up this. It's a bummer, man. I just suck at all that cock. Could you not bring this up as, you know, if you feel like you must bring it up, can we bring it up?

Like gradually start to bring maybe just once a month we talk about it. Yeah. And then kind of like until we get to a point where you don't need to talk about it anymore. If that was her only issue, yes. It's not our only issue. And I think this goes, I mean, I've said this on the show before, relationships are supposed to make you feel good. Relationships are supposed to be easy. Like, I honestly feel that.

And if they don't make you feel good and they're not easy, get the fuck out. There's no reason to stay in a relationship. That's not those two things. I feel. That sound. Yeah. That sound, that's very sound advice.

Uh-uh. That's not Seth Rowe. Go ahead. Well, obviously, like, look, if you're, if you're married 10 years and, and like, you know, you had a family tragedy and it's not easy from that point, that's not what I mean. I think I mean, like in the relationship building stage of things, uh, that's, get, get the fuck out in the, in the, in the world of dating, I mean, in the

world of dating, make it feel good and easy. Yeah. If it's not that, it's not for you, get the fuck out. Because there is somebody that will make it easy and will make your life better. And you deserve that. There's somebody who's not going to talk about their extensive sex life prior to you. Unless you want them to. There's somebody who's not going to, yeah, right. And there's somebody who's not going to throw, hey man, I'm going to kill myself in your face and all that other stuff. I've stayed in relationships far too long, as you know, for reasons that were so unsound and like,

and once the breakup happens, like, oh, well that didn't happen. Yeah. Yeah. So I could have been out years ago. Years, years, the only life you'll ever have years. Listen, they, and what was his name? Ed, I think if you're listening right now, if you want us to give his name. Okay. Well, well, he gives first name at any rate years. Yeah.

That's what we're talking about. He's getting the advice from two men who like, uh, this is sound advice, uh, nameless aunt. And I think it's great advice from two people who care. Yeah. I think bottom line is like she has, you have lived through shit like this. She has to change her behavior or it's over. Those are the only two options, right? Like, even then, even then it sounds like he's, uh,

I think it's up to him, you know, like, like, like, you know, it's up to him. Uh, he's got to say what makes him, what he likes about her, what he doesn't like, and if she can deal with not like being explicitly, that's the only top of conversation. Yeah, that's, that's tough. Like, no matter what you're doing, you're like, you're on vacation or you're, or before you go to bed at night, if that's all the conversation is, it's just her conquest. I, I don't know if most guys could deal with that. But like you said, some can and some are like,

tell me more. Yeah. Sometimes there is something to like hearing about it, like, oh, you dirty little girl, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. But like, yeah, if it's like, if it's uninvited and unwanted and seemingly unstoppable,

she just won't stop talking about it. Yeah. Get rid of her and block the number. Like get out, get out. Like clean cut. You don't, you don't. It had to be bothering him though or to prompt him to write the email. Yeah.

He had nowhere else to turn. I came to the right place. Like her not having family or friends. Trust me, I've come from that same spot. She will find friends. This seems to me to be the type of person that can find a friend. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. If you quote unquote friend. A quote unquote friend. If it. A friend in need. That's, that's a devastating fucking comment right there. That says it all. She will find a quote unquote friend.

Yes, she will. She's found plenty in the past. It sounds like she'll find more. Yeah, get out, dude. Just get out, run. So say the space monkeys though, we never did get there was another guy on the cruise who said that the space monkeys advised him. And when he took took our advice it went really south. Oh, okay. So, so if you could, I can't remember the guys' name.

I remember the guy's name was Ben, yeah, it's slowly sinking. What does it take to get in the Hall of Fame? Like what kind of... 400. 400? That's not so bad. So you gotta get a 4 out of 10 right. 4 out of 10 right.

A very problem-solver. Yeah. And I want to hear the story before I take the ding on our record because his interpretation might not be the same as ours. You know what I mean? Yeah. So Ben, if you could write into a came use to a gmail.com and just a Walt will pass it on to me.

Oh, he didn't tell you what the problem was on the cruise. He didn't tell us we were going to bring them up and he was like, I'd rather you didn't, but like that would have been awesome. If, and, but then all three nights it just got so busy that we weren't able to bring them up with a natural break. So she should start a podcast just about all the guys she's fucked up. Listen to that. Yeah.

I think they had, didn't you party with a girl that already did that? Oh yeah. You're right about that. Guys, we fucked. Yeah. And then you're right. We don't need the competition. You're right. You're right. Always, always advise people not to start a podcast. Because you don't know if that's the

one podcast that someone's going to leave ours for. That's how I think of it. I had a girl. I went to a live show of one of the podcasts that I really liked, who are these podcasts. And it was up in the city and there was a girl, I went to a live show of a podcast that I really liked, who are these podcasts. And it was up in the city and there was a girl there who was a Tom Steve Dave listener. And she was like, yeah, she's like, I started listening to this because you mentioned it on your show.

She's like, I don't even listen to Tom Steve Dave anymore. And once I was just like- We got wildly pipped. I don't know if you know what that means. I don't know the reference, but it doesn't seem like it's good. That was like a guy on his way to Shore Hall of Famer, played for the Yankees, and he sat out one game and Lou Gehrig played in his place, and that guy never got his starting

job back. Ooh, fuck. Because Lou Gehrig was so good. Wally Pipp. Oh, god. It's called Wally Pippt. You got Pippt, bro. You got Pippt.

Yeah, that's why we don't ever want to promote any other up and coming podcasts. My question was just like, you can't listen to two? Yeah, that's fine. You don't have time, man. You're busy. Something else. We were there for her when she needed us and then... She'll come back.

She might be back now. Who knows? Yeah, she'll be back. Okay. I heard from Fitzman. Oh, yeah? Yeah. He was a guy, he told me he hasn't listened in quite some time.

Just has no desire to listen. For whatever reason, he just got soured on podcasting. And I don't know, somebody must have told him that we mentioned him rather recently and he read because I mentioned What happened to Fitzman? Yeah, that was not that long ago. Yes Partly yeah, it's not the only like a lot of things went sour for for poor Fitzman 73 Yeah, so he said that he just kind of like Was tired of fuck those guys Turned up against the world. He's like, I will be evil fits.

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Don't some guys wear guy liner, isn't that what it's called? Like to accentuate their eyes? In today's age, yeah. I can't get that sex open. Yeah, right? I'm not sure how old this copy is. I don't know that I agree. Commercials over, right?

Commercials over. Done. I don't know if I agree with like a false, give it set up a false. Like, cause what happens when you do the reveal and it's like, oh, it was all the pouch. Well, hopefully you're, you're at a point where you're aroused by that time. So it doesn't matter. I see. You're, you're at a point where you're aroused by that time so it doesn't matter. I see. You're a grower.

Keep it on until, yeah, keep it on until you've reached your maximum growth. Okay, you're going to take it? It's your fault. It's your fault you take it off before you're ready to rock. I know. Calm down, Jesus. Yeah, all right. It's kind of like how Batman, like... Or keep the lights off. Yeah, keep the light. Well, they down, Jesus. All right, it's kind of like how Batman, like.

Or keep the lights off. Like, yeah, keep the light, well, they'll feel it, they'll know. But they, like how Batman had the fake abs on the bat suit. Yeah, yeah. When he took that off, he still had abs. That's true. Like, I don't know, man.

I think you probably want to like, get a woman's expectations low and then surprise them rather than the other way around but. Or to help the relationship you know you're out to dinner that first date you maybe you drop that like. You know I'm wearing me on these new enhanced. Comptor ball and pouch catty. Just so we know that you know I don't want to have any secrets between us. I don't want to.

Because I like you. She's like what was your last name again? Rape Forest, Nate. An icebreaker. I really like you. I don't want a relationship to start off on a lie. I've got no dick. Look at my pouch. Just what you look at my pouch.

What you looking at my pouch? Well, I guess it's probably maybe for shorts and jeans and stuff too, like if it has that extra padding, you know, it'll... How tight are your jeans though? Yeah. That's a lot of fucking fabric that's got to be almost like shrink wrap to you to make to show the curves of your nuanced Mignondi's pouch

Right. I mean, yeah, like you can't remember. You're wearing like a like a linen pant, you know like soup pants or something Are you wearing what are they? Were they Jeggins were those jeans that look like jeans, but they're really like You know my balling ball and pouch catty going. I don't know, as a younger man, would you have worn something like that? No. Like if you're like, oh, wait a second. No, no. Because I mean, girls wear stuff that enhances their ass, they wear stuff that enhances their tits.

Like for girls, it's like, I think me andes is right in that respect. It's like guys. It's good for the goose is good for the gander. Yeah. I agree. They whipped their shirt off. You know those tits aren't as big as they're presented. Yeah, but guys don't give a fuck.

The guys are like, ah, whatever, titty. It's great. Well, a couple episodes ago we read an article about in Australia, girls don't care about that either. Smaller the better, they said, remember? Well, that goes against the argument that they're making for sure. I think that, I don't know, is it the whole, I don't fucking know. I wouldn't want to build up expectations and disappoint.

I'd rather lower expectations and knock them dead. And that's what you need. You need on the way that straps you down so it looks like you're small. Oh, like a Meondi's penis binder. That's right. And then when it's time, it's just like, oh my God, I thought I was settling for second best, but I'm getting like the full

hog here. Then you got them hooked. What other surprises does this man have in store? You're man of mystery now. I thought he had a... Who knows what's around the corner? What other surprises does this man have in store? Your man a mystery now. I thought he had a... Who knows what's around the corner.

I thought he had a tiny pecker, but now it's giant. What else is, how big is that bank account? You know what I mean? That's how it starts. That's what you want to wonder in next. That's what they are wondering next, so you might as well fucking go for it. Oh. Did you see the Willy Wonka story? By any chance? Oh, you didn't see it?

I feel like it's one of these things that people are going to have to Google because it's so what it was was this in Scotland. It was a Willy Wonka themed event. So what happens was this guy sets up. Is willy Wonka land. Unlicensed unlicensed unapproved. Yes unauthorized. This isn't Scotland.

Okay, so there might be different libel not libel but there may be different copyright laws. I don't think there could be but I mean there's a reason that it's like, it's like Joe's Willy, it's Willy's chocolate experience was the name of it. So I guess it's kind of like nodding it, nodding at it, but not really saying that it's connected. I would assume it is. It costs $45 a person that promised, cast a journey filled with wondrous creations and enchanting surprises, but instead ended up with kids in tears and furious parents.

I guess arrived to a dirty, near empty warehouse. The guy who played Willie described as a health and safety nightmare. With a printed AI background, a sad bouncy castle and lackluster props. I'm telling you, just like, just Google Willie's chocolate experience, and you'll see some of the pictures,

it's pretty fucking funny. There was virtually no candy at the chocolate experience. Well, there was no chocolate and Willy Wonka, the Willy Wonka guy was told to give kids one single jelly bean and a quarter of a glass of lemonade upon arrival. God. He also admitted that a red flag came when he was asked to portray

Willy Wonka rather than the Oompa Loompa, which he felt he better resembled. I'm looking at the guy. I mean, he doesn't look like an Oompa Loompa to me, but, uh, he says he has major Oompa Loompa energy. And then there was also a woman who was, uh, cast to be an Oompa Loompa. And the costume that you was presented on the day was extremely sexy versus the costume. You know, what does the sexy Opa Loompa look like? They didn't have a picture of it, but I don't know.

I mean, I guess it would have to be relative. Yeah. To a, to an Opa Loompa. It's not like, well, that's one fucking sexy Opa Loompa. It's like compared to that one, I guess. Yeah. I mean, I guess I've seen sexy minions from, from, uh, despicable me. I've seen girls running around a sexy minion. So I could see a sexy Oompa Loompa.

For sure. Why not? I remember, uh, if only, um, we had somebody at the table that could talk about their distaste for, uh, mixing kids to kids movies and sexy cosplay. I don't want to hear from that person. No, not about that. No, join the club. A lot of people don't. Not interested.

They were forced to issue more than 800 refunds to upset guests. I've heard quite the contrary though, Brian. I've gotten emails from people who wanted to, um, stage a protest on a certain date at the airport of plaza. January 6th. They're going to... Like we're doing it again. They're going to storm the TSD Townshuttle store.

Take a shit on Giddam's desk. No, no, this is pro Giddam. They want to have a rally here at the airport plaza and walk up and down the airport plaza, the sidewalk where all the stores with signs and flags to get them's return to the podcast. They just trying to finalize a date to do this. Wow. Well, would you join the picket line queue? You know? Or would you cross it like a fucking scab to go do Tom Steve Dave without getting them?

I'd probably scab. I could see scabbing on this one. Yeah, I'm not a fan of scabs, but I can see scabbing. You can spit on Q. Yeah, we have a back entrance. I can just do the back entrance up the back door and sneak into my own home. We just revealed that there's a back entrance. He's trying to sneak in and get him.

People on the roof spitting down. Throwing fucking rotten fruit at you. Like why do you think this is more likely to come to tomato? Why do you think I'm going gonna let him on the show now? It's not up to me. If it's up to me, get him what would be on right now. What do you think a good number is? Like what's a hefty number to make people notice

that there is a demand for it getting them to come back? Like how many protesters have to be out there staging a sit-in in front of the general store? I think five is funny. I think ten is like, okay, wow. I think you hit 20 and you're like, we might have to get him back on, man. What if we hit, what if we hit, you know, in the hundreds?

Oh, we got to get him back on. Yeah, we got him. Well, the local paper cover is the question. Like such a non-story to see it even on their online would be awesome. Hey, we've got cover in the paper before. I thought it was a non-story, but apparently it was. That's true. It was a pretty big story.

It was a podcast you nobody's ever heard of. It all started. It's a podcast you've nobody's ever heard of. I'm thinking we get a hundred people down there. We got to get on News 12. Oh, News 12 seems. News 12's got to cover it. But what's the story? What's the reporter coming in reporting on it? Friend too annoying to be on podcast.

A local podcast studio was picketed today by its fans because they want to hear some... I don't know... Ass clown? Yeah. Ass clown. Read from Wikipedia and make fucking verbal tick prompts. Hmm. Oh.

Huh. and make fucking verbal tick prompts. Hmm, ooh, huh. When asked for comment. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Yeah, that's the other question. We'll get him, we'll get him, pick it with him. Will he be out there? Oh, he's got to, right? Yeah.

Well, let me, can I ask you guys, honestly, joking aside, and I know he's, he's sitting, he's sitting right at the table, but how do you guys feel the show has in all fucking honesty, how do you guys feel the show has been the episode since he's been silenced? The, the reactions? No, no, you feel. Personal? Yes. I don't feel like it's any different.

No. But him interjecting or not, I don't, personally, I don't, I mean, could I say that I haven't seen some people say it's a thousand times better? Yes. Be honest though. Yeah. I see, but I also have seen plenty of people be like, you know, please put them back on. It's, it runs right down the middle. It feels like. But I also have seen plenty of people be like, you know, please put them back on. It's it runs right down the middle, it feels like. But you feel like life.

But you, your experience at sitting at the table, you're like, no change. I feel like there has been missed opportunities for him to weigh in that could have turned the shows direction into, you know, we could have turned left here, we couldn't turn right here that could have turned the show's direction into, you know, we could have turned left here, we couldn't turn right here, could have turned into something, a different conversation, and maybe a funnier conversation, maybe, maybe it wouldn't have been funny.

You know, that's, we don't know though, that's the unknown. You might have killed a bit, we'll never know. Yeah, it's tough. He's killed bits, He's killed bits. Yeah, but he's also created a lot of great conversations that would not have happened if not for him being around. And sometimes, I mean, I'll say, like there are many times he says something so witty that I'm like, God damn, like that was quick.

Yeah. He was on a Patreon show the other day and he had me dying Comparing me to art Carney on the honeymoon. I just saw that up. I literally just saw yesterday That was fucking funny as hell get him to find this moment of 2024. Yeah, it's there for no one What show was it was it on camera? I don't remember if it was on camera all new Sunday Jeff show was on the Jeff Yeah All new Sunday, Jeff. All new Sunday, Jeff. Yeah. All right, I gotta listen up. Well, you know, we're fast approaching. We're almost in the 590, right? With this episode? This would be 590, I believe, yeah.

So we're about 10 weeks away from the trial, and I know both lawyers are preparing their cases. Okay. Oh, and I have a- Working overtime. I could give you a positive date on that today, Walter. Perfect. Okay. I settled out those two weeks that I was worried about. That happened like two hours ago. So we could

work that out today. Thank you for your patience on that as well. No problem. I have found that like when I'm in the studio with you guys, I miss get them. I found what I'm doing it over Zoom. It's a little easier with just the three of us. And that may just be because it's an extra person. Yeah, 100%. Find your spot. Yeah, I don't think it's exactly that. I don't think it's anything on get it. Well, plus we have, we have developed the three of us a rhythm over the years that is like kind of easy for me to slip into over the zoom that when he's there, kind of saying throws it off. I just say it's a little easier when

he's not there over zoom, but I miss him when I'm there. Like I would prefer that he was, he was weighing in. And I've heard conversations that both lawyers of defense and the prosecution have already spoken about a plea deal. Oh, really? All right, yeah. It never goes to trial. It's just a plea deal. It should only be the prosecutor offering a plea deal, right? Yeah.

He's offered it up and Johnny Law is holding out for a better deal, he said. Oh, yeah. He's offered it up and Johnny Law is holding out for a better deal, he said. Oh yeah. Oh, get him, man. I look forward to that episode. Yeah, me too. That's gonna be fun. Me too.

God damn it. In the next episode, we're gonna have something special for, we're going to have an overkill episode coming up next week and the concept is that two TSD town residents both hit me up at the same time vying to be our overkill guy. Will Rogers, who was on the Halloween special on Tellem Steve Dave, he did the orchestrated and put together the Sunday Jeff and get him doing the Frankenstein meets Abenekastal a little bit. And Tom Elizavsky of the All New Sunday Jeff Show both hit me up and were like, what if I bring overkill stories to TSD and then I read the stories and you guys talk about

them. And they both sent that to me at the same time. So I thought we would have a little competition next episode to see who is becomes the Alfred Hitchcock of TSD town who gets that gig that to bring the overkill stories when we do overkill episodes. I love it. I love it because the competition is going to be the best. Two guys trying to kill each other. It's going to be great. Two crabs in a bucket. What can they offer? They're going to tell us what they can offer as being our overkill guys.

Right. Great. I love it. That's a lot of pressure too, because we've covered a lot of topics over the years on overkill. Right. They've got to bring something fresh, something invigorating, something that's going to peak our interests. You know, it's not going to be a snoozer. It's not going to be a dud. It's got to be something that's like, and you don't know what that could be.

You could have like what you think is a surefire overkill story. And we may just be like, so what? You know, we may not find it. We read that. Yeah. We don't care. We don't give us something that's a little, we can certainly sink our teeth into. So a lot of pressure on Tom and Will.

I, I, when you texted the idea, like I, I sat up a little straighter and I was like, oh, I was like, that is, that's so much fun, man. I love it. Uh, want to hear about prize picks? Well, I know you do. Yeah. So I'm not allowed to talk about this. Yeah.

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You just gotta ask for it. Yeah Talk about the shows favorite. Oh talk about shows favorite shows new shows No, don't tell me what you got a new show coming up We just did some filming on it come up gonna be coming out in April. I believe a lot of big guests from the TSD town residents doing little cameos so One of one of those days where it was, it was a long day to get all everybody in, but it is going to be rewarding when it comes out though. Yeah. I remember when you, when you were telling me what you were doing,

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What we're off. I did not hear this on we're done. We're done. True TV. We are now officially in Practical Joker's a TBS network show. What you got sold off? No, no, it's they're all this is the three networks TNT, TBS and True TV are all this basically this run by the same people. It's owned by the same people. Ted Turner.? Well, he doesn't own them anymore, but they were called the T-Nets for the Turner networks. But now they're owned by Warner Brothers. He's out. He's been out a while.

But I don't know exactly what the plan is with True TV, but I think it's going to a sports channel or something like that. I'm not exactly sure. But they called us so excited to tell us the news. And I was like, okay. It's like, that's cool. I don't understand. Apparently, like, it's just a bigger network, which I guess makes sense. And bigger viewership and it's in more cable packages. So they were all excited. They're looking at it as a promotion. I'm

just like, you know, cool, you know, great. I'm excited to be on TBS. A little part of me is gonna miss being on the underdog though, you know? I like being the big fish in the small pond. What other programmings on TBS? I'm not even sure. No, we're still a big fish.

You know, but like a, but it's a big fish in like a medium pond and like, you know, I like taking up all the water in the tank, you know, but like, but it's a big fish in like a medium pond and like, you know, I like taking up all the water in the tank, you know, you just have to assert your authority once you arrive, like when you go to what is it called in the beginning of the season? The spring training, not spring kind of like spring training. It's like when I when everybody meet, no, not sweet sweet. It's like when I've been to it. I can't believe I don't remember the title.

Oh, the up front? The up front, yes. The up front, yes, yes. That's where you really have to start pissing on, pissing on people's legs and shit. Well, I think the only other shows that are on at the moment, I could be wrong. I haven't done my TBS reading yet,

or like American Dad, which continues to perform well, and AEW, which I watch every week at Love. I'm sure there are other shows. Maybe Barm again, is that them? I don't know but yeah, it's barely it's a I'm gonna have to throw out all my True TV paraphernalia that I wear all the time. When's the last day that True TV will run? It might have been last night with the Alph episode. I'm not sure. So that'll be it. So there's going to rebrand as a sports channel? Are they going to call it True TV?

I don't, well literally, I found all this out yesterday. They were like, we're putting out a press release today and I'm like, oh, oh, so I don't have all the information. Wasn't True TV before True TV, Court TV? It was Court TV, yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's a good run though, right? Yeah.

Hey man, whatever. True TV had some shows that still people refer to in the lexicon, you know, of like, you know, the, what was that hot dog show? Weeners Circle. Weeners Circle. Two people referred to that in the lexicon, or is that just around the air? Weeners Circle. Weiener Circle. Wiener Circle. Two people referred to that in the lexicon or is that just around here? We covered Wiener Circle. All the towing shows that they had? Yeah, Lizard lick towing. The legacy's gone. They're all gone. They had all those pawn shows, hardcore pawns, less. I'm looking at current TBS programming.

He's full of shit. He's a big fish. Oh yeah? Oh yeah. I like that. Yeah, definitely. This TBS is mostly like reruns from sitcoms and movies. AW is pretty fucking popular, man.

And I'm a fan of them, so they might be the big fish. Who knows? Who knows? The thing about doing it this long is like, I don't really fucking care who the fish is anymore. I can't believe we've been going this long, so this is all fine. It's like it's good. As long as the crew is employed, I'm happy. I don't care what size fish I am. Yeah, but it's pretty cool. So nothing changes except you have to dial in a different channel. That's it That's pretty much everything else will be the same That's all for me

Cool, I know I know Q has to get yeah, I got a meeting that started two minutes ago, so I gotta I gotta okay. Yeah All right, so we'll wait till next week to talk about naked men and the Pope. Can't wait. Is that an overkill thing? Yeah, is there going to be an overkill thing? Yeah. You know, could, yeah, could have an overkill bend to it.

Sweet. All right. Well, thank you guys. Thank you again. Thank you, Q. Thank you, everybody at home. All right. All right, guys.

Tell them, Steve, Dave. Tell them, Steve, Dave. Tell them, Steve, Dave.