Tell Em Steve-Dave - #599: Midget Volcano

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

Bry goes to Vegas, JTHG lets TESD down, Q is out and about, Walt brings a game.

I'm gonna tell you I'm liking all this patriotic talk from him he's like fuck cricket, fuck radiation. What percentage of Americans believe the world is flat, Jeff? I would hope it's zero. Tell him Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve, Dave here with Walt. He's drinking water so he can't say hello right now. But BQ, he's still off. He's still gallivanting.

He's still globetrotting this guy. He was in LA, then he was back to New York, then he's here and he's there and finally he was in – he was in Vegas. He was at the Sphere. He's all over. Right now I believe he's in London watching a baseball game. That's the life of the rich and famous. Instead, what we do is we plug in somebody who has no wanderlust. He just wants to be a worker at home, one of the two, and that's Sunday Jeff.

Jeff Sarris You know what? He's got a pretty good life there. I'd like to be in London watching a baseball game, looking at the sphere. I'd like to be doing all that stuff. Aaron Ross Powell You called it a baseball game. Are you sure it was baseball? I think it's called cricket over there. Well, it was the Mets playing. Oh, the Mets play cricket?

Oh, the Tres, yeah. Maybe. How awesome. Like a baseball team tries their hand to play the best cricket team in England. I bet you America fucking – the Mets would crush the cricket team of England. I don't know. There he is. Look at him. You think he's playing't know. There he is. OK. Look at him.

You think he's playing for them. He looks like a manager. He led the stadium in Take Me Out to the Ball Game. He's known in England too. He's known in England. Well, I guess the Mets must know him and then therefore – well, yeah. I mean he's known in the UK through – World renowned.

Why? So that joker's heirs in England too. Oh, yeah. OK. It's almost as popular as Mink. Do you think though that a baseball team could beat a cricket team? You've seen cricket, right? Yeah, it's a different –

Flat, bad. It's a similar sport, but I don't know. I mean, I would imagine – They've got to bounce the ball, I think. Don't they bounce the ball in? But if you look at the cricket guys, they don't look like baseball players. They don't look like some of these big baseball players. What do they look like?

I mean, they don't look like Judge. I mean, look like some of these big baseball players what do they look like? they don't look like like judge i mean there's nobody that big i remember seeing on there they're playing shorts and like it's it's a sophisticated game oh so it's a bunch of purses with their thing with their little i don't know about that i think they all they'll wear white and shit yeah it's just it's it's a more sophisticated game give me some tobacco spitting there you go all arranging

big bellies queues up there spitting. There you go. You got Q. All arranging. Big bellies. Q's up there spitting on their field. You know what? Are there any performance enhancing drug scandals in cricket? I don't think so. Yeah. You know it ain't worth playing then.

You do have listeners in London, right? Well, you think I offended some of the London listeners? Well, you might. Telling them they're prisses with their fingers sticking out. Cricket? Nobody likes cricket. Not even people in London. Who's that? listeners in London, right? Well, you think I offended some of the London listeners? Well, you might, telling them they're prises with their fingers sticking out.

Cricket? Nobody likes cricket. Not even people in those. Is it big in the UK? I know it's like big in Australia. Yeah, it's people over there. It's not a US sport. It's like polo, too.

It's another one of those. I watched about four straight hours of cricket, excuse me, on – when I was on my last cruise. It was the only channel that came in the room. We were docked somewhere, Bermuda or something or Bahamas. And it was the only channel that would come in on the room other than like the ship station that would tell you like, that would just go through the, go to this restaurant. Coming up events.

Or here's some jewelry you could buy or candy at the candy store on the ship. The other thing was ESPN, world ESPN and global ESPN and they had cricket on Every time I turned TV and I'd watched it It doesn't look like women softball like you watch women softball and I'm like, I don't think I could hit the women The way you show fast they pitch. It's fucking insane. Yeah. Those softball gals are our gals. Yeah. Would crush even the cricket dudes, I think, too.

Really? I think so. I know that sounds like the ignorant American, but I'm sorry. Proud. I've watched a lot of sports. Let's just say proud. I've watched a lot of sports. I can tell that those gals would fucking.

I don't know. We'll have to play cricket one time, see how it does. Any professional cricket players? You know what? If there's anybody who knows, like anybody in the Jersey area who's into cricket, has cricket equipment, I'd love to do an all new Sunday Jeff show, Cricket Special. Yeah. All right? So if you contact me at KMUS2, K-M-E-W-E-S2, if you have all the equipment, I'm not going to invest any of the-2, if you have all the equipment, I'm not gonna invest any of the equipment, but if you have all the equipment,

I would love to do an episode and have somebody there like our expert that can tell us how to play the game, the rules, and all the aspects of it. What kind of ball do they use? It's a similar. It's a similar, it's a tevy. It's like a baseball almost? I think you gotta wear a helmet. I think you can get brain damage if it if it's you know that you yeah, so you got to be careful

about rugby Those rugby players are the real deal. Yeah, not far. I got nothing Did they play with their pinkies playing out there? Nothing bad to say. NFL, play guys, play, did they play with their pickies playing out there? That's what he's saying over there. No, those rugby players in Europe, yeah, they're the real. I've seen like mid-air collisions of rugby players.

It's like, how does somebody survive this? You'll break your back if you're not careful in rugby. So yeah, nothing bad to say about the rugby players of Europe. Cricket, I'm not impressed. No. Let's go get a ham sandwich. Yeah, if you have any equipment and you're in the Jersey I'm not impressed. No. No. Let's go get a ham sandwich. Yeah.

If you have any equipment and you're in the Jersey area, I would love to pick your brain and have you be a part of the episode, Sunday Cricket. I don't know of any high schools that have like, every once in a while I see a high school that has like a polo team, like, you know, what a real fancy, you know, rich high school. What, the horses? Cricket, yeah. Cricket I haven't seen. What's that?

Where do they get the horses? I don't know. Get them for them. I'm talking like prep schools. Okay, not a high school. Not regular. Yeah, not like your public schools. No.

Get them, sneak some out. Come on, we got to go play some polo. I just got back from Vegas Sunday. I know you're a big Vegas fan. Get them, sneak some out. Come on, we got to go play some polo. I just got back from Vegas Sunday. I know you're a big Vegas fan. I'll be out there in October. Yeah? Yeah.

What do you do when you go out there? Because like once I get out there, I'm not a big gambler. So once I'm out there, I'm like, shit, what do I do now? There's so many shows. A lot of shows. Mary Beth wanted to go to one, but I … Dancing, variety, music. Like you're telling me you didn't see one show? We didn't go to any shows. You didn't go to one but – Aaron Ross Powell Dancing, variety, music.

You're telling me you didn't see one show? Trevor Burrus We didn't go to any shows. Trevor Burrus You didn't go to Sphere? Aaron Ross Powell We didn't go to Sphere because The Grateful Dead was there. I can't stand The Grateful Dead. Trevor Burrus No, I think they have like other experiences though too.

Aaron Ross Powell The real dead? Aaron Ross Powell No, it was like the – Aaron Ross Powell But they're called The Grateful Dead. It's not like Grateful Dead. Aaron Ross Powell It's not a tribute band. Aaron Ross Powell No. Okay. So it probably would cost you a pretty penny to go to see it too.

Aaron Ross Powell Well, Frank Three texted me. He said they were selling tickets for as little as 50 bucks because – yeah, because I guess they extended their stay and these are some of the cheaper seats that were available. Peter Bregman Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I would imagine you wouldn't be able to withstand this fear. I remember you have a very – Trevor Burrus Oh, motion sickness. Peter Breg have a very – Oh, motion sickness. A lot of motion sickness.

If you got motion sickness, it's not for me. Yeah, so you probably wouldn't want to go to the sphere. Right. Have you ever been in Disney? You've been in Disney. Yeah, I've been in Disney. Have you been on Soaring? That kind of – it's very similar to that screen.

You were in the sphere too? No, I will be going. You haven't been there yet though. No, it wasn't – they were just finishing up when I was there the last time. Right, so how do you know it's similar to just finishing up when I was there the last time. All right. So how do you know it's similar to Sword? Because I've seen videos of it. They actually have a – you know, like when they're – you could still go there and

there's like – you know, they put on a show or stuff like – it's almost like Hayden Planetarium kind of thing that they show all that kind of stuff. Oh, remember that? Can they still do that? Well, I don't know. Is there Zeppelin? Pink Floyd. Two nights only.

Even the planetarium. Hello, hello, hello. Is there anybody in there? That's what I did. I used to do Rush. I would see that too. When I went to Laser Zeppelin, yeah, that's where I was introduced to the, you ever hear a Rush?

No, never heard of them. You've heard of it? No, no, no, no. where I was introduced to the – you ever hear of Rush? No, never heard of them. You've heard of it? No, no, no, no, no. The drug. The band.

This was a vial of liquid called Rush that you could buy in New York and when you smelled it like you literally lost your mind for like 10 seconds. Your face would get really red and you'd feel super lightheaded. I remember doing it in class. You remember it? Yeah. It had like a logo with a lightning bolt on the edge. They said that – I remember people saying it was jet fuel.

Yes. But I don't know if that was true. It's like kerosene. Yeah. They would sell it at these – The bodegas and stuff. Yeah. The bodegas in New York and somebody bought it and we went to see Lazer Zeppelin and they

said just sniff it and we went to see Lazer Zeppelin and they said, just sniff it and holy shit, like the top of my head came off. I was actually talking to it. It's next to me. Did some rush, huh? Lazer Zeppelin, yeah. Wow. That's crazy.

I haven't thought about that, the Hayden Planetarium. Do they still do the rock shows? I don't know. I don't know if it's still even around. The lasers were so lame. I mean I just remember seeing the commercials constantly when I was a kid on TV. But do you remember – did you see it? Which one did you see? Lasers Upland or Floyd? Pink Floyd.

How bad were the laser shows? It was so primitive. It's tough looking at the technology at the time. You expect it like you're talking about today. It's like I want to see a fucking hologram up there and I want to see fucking Roger Waters like basically just like walking right through me. Do you remember the angel from Zeppelin? Yes. They put that up on the – like a green outline of it and it looks so – it's like when you see a constellation and you – and people are like, oh, that's the bull and you're

like, I don't see it. And then you got to show you the like the connected dots and, oh, that's the bull. You're like, I don't see it. Then you got to show you the connected dots. It's like, that's a stretch. That's a fucking … Do some more fucking rush. You'll see it. The constellations I think are the biggest chip in fucking history, in natural nature history.

Figuring out the constellation, looking up and being able to see it. I've been pointed out like the most rudimentary like, hey, there's the Big Dipper. I'm like, where? I cannot see it. You need to connect the dots. Yeah. You got to connect the dots, dummy. Well, Hayden Planetarium is still around. Really? But it doesn't – looking at their website, it doesn't look like they have any rock shows going on anymore.

That's a shame. Now you probably need like a book of books to get all the – I wonder if they had to – I wonder if they had to pay Zeppelin and Floyd the rights to play the music. I'm sure they did but I'm sure there's probably a lot more now. For those who don't picture – I'll explain a little bit. You would go sit down in this planetarium. It would be like this theater.

It would get completely black and you would look up at the ceiling and then they would point like this laser cannon. Paul Jay That's a laser show. Aaron Ross The laser show that would have images and stuff to the music. So they play like an hour of music. Nobody talking or anything. It would just be like listening to an album. David DeWolfe I think it was mostly for druggies, yeah.

Like people that would like get high or take whatever and then go and hang out. Like, yeah, because it seems, otherwise it would seem like this is so boring. The bands they used to play in there, was it like, you know? No, there were no bands playing. No, no, no, I'm just saying, but look at the style of music that was being played.

Yes, it was all that. It wasn't, you know, let's go back to the 70s. Bee Gees are playing tonight. They hate the planetarium. It's not the same thing. It was all the space rock and stuff. So what did you do in Vegas then if you didn't go to the sphere? Well, the first two days we went to an event. It was a podcast event called Hackamania where there's these like podcasts that I follow and they were doing live shows at this small club. So we went the first night, they did some stand-up comedy and they had that kind of

stuff and then the next day was all podcasts. Now the next day, I didn't know because you know I'm buddies with these guys. I've done some of their shows before. So out of the five podcasts that I went to see, I got pulled up and performed at three of them. So it was pretty fun. It was fun to do. Socialized more than I would normally.

Mary Beth sort of like muscled me into it. There was like a wrap-up party at the – it's called – you should go Sunday. It's called the Container, the Container Store, the Container Place. It's on strip or off the that? It's on the strip or off the strip? It's off the strip. Yeah. It's just like little area where they have like restaurants and music and like touristy type stuff, but they have this huge praying mantis outside of it that I thought.

Oh, I know that. Yes, I have been there. Oh, you have been? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's a pretty cool little place. How many days were you out there for?

We got there Friday and we left Wednesday morning. So, we hung out with our parents a bit. Went to the old person's pool because they live in a retirement community. I'm not a big gambler. I gamble a little bit. But you know, it's like food. Go out there and see a show. Probably – hopefully I'll see Penn and Teller again this time.

Wasn't able to see it canceled last time. That's what Mary Beth wanted to see. I told her next time. Yeah. I mean there's a lot of strange shit. It's just like – it's crazy. People watching. Well, just walking down Fremont Street is entertainment alone.

Yeah, Fremont Street. It's changed. Now you got to be over 21 after a certain hour now because when I took – we went down there – when I had my kid with me and it was like still early. But we were down there for a while because they had the zip line. Do you ever do that slotzilla that goes right through the tunnel? No, I never saw that. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

But we were down there and like after 8 o'clock or 9 o'clock, they actually put up – I was wondering what all these barricades are for. They wind up putting barricades with metal detectors because somebody got killed there a couple of years back. So now it's – they kind of keep it. You got to be 21 now to get into that area after certain hour. How did they die? Stabbing.

Oh, you think – I mean – I would think that – I mean you talk about it as if it was like – I'm sure someone dies on – I was there a year. But I'm saying I was – Every hour on the hour. I was there literally a year before this happened and within a year, so much changed already in that particular area. Let me ask you a question.

Do you still subscribe to the theory that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas or is that no longer the case anymore? I don't think that's no longer the case too many cell phones. Oh, yeah, there's nothing social media I actually there's actually of what's the name of that? There's like a website that that you can really look all over the world, you know the world I'm trying to think what the name of the website is and I actually took a picture of me while in front of the camera On the internet, so You really can go anywhere. You can't do anything.

You can't. I've been to Vegas many times and I don't think I've ever done anything there that I would be like, this stays here. No? No. I'm disappointed in myself. Well, I was going to say, yeah, why are you putting those restraints on yourself? What would you do that would stay there anyway?

I don't know. What would you do? I don't know. What would you do? I don't know. Well, I can think of some things. Some sexy stuff maybe, some kind of sex party. Is it still Sin City? Oh yeah, it's still Sin City.

Yeah. A lot of gangsters? I don't know how much the mob is influential. I'm also going to check that out. I'm going to see the mob museum when I go next time. You're going to do a little investigation on Sunday. Please don't. I don't think you see too many Jewish people in the MAHM.

So the most famous ones, you got Meyer Lansky. I want to see the neon. We went there. We went to the neon sign. Yeah. It was not expensive. It was like 20 bucks a person. Did you go at night?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went at night. That's pretty cool. A lot of history out there. I'd love to go see like the test sites, but now that's like, it's, they do it like twice a year for the test sites and you got to like go like months before you got to send all kinds of information. Why can't you just go on your own?

Just get in the car. It's still a classified area. Yeah, I think it's government property. It just can't be just like, oh, meet? I'm here to see the freighters. You know there's... Where's the Apple House? There's guerrilla tourism though, bro. You could just go.

Yeah, I'm sure you're going to get on there. You're going to be caught very, very quick. It's a military base. You just can't just go on to these places, hop fences and shit. You never heard of... Yeah, you're right. I think you can, bro. Like guerrilla tourism, like the suburban urban explorers when we used to do that.

Yeah, I think you can if you got the balls. And then you know what? What stays in Vegas is you because you're going to be high fucking bars. There you go. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. So you know, yeah, what did you do? I tried to go see the crater in the Apple House, you know. Why is it classified though?

What are they trying to hide and keep from people seeing? I mean there's probably still radioactive air. You know, there's radioactive – they tested fucking bombs there. That was so long ago. It's safe. It's hot. They're still hot. They're still hot.

They're still hot. They're still hot. They're still hot. They're still hot. They're still hot. They're still hot. They're still hot. They're still hot. They're still hot. What are they trying to hide and keep from people seeing? Still, I mean there's probably still radioactive – they tested fucking bombs there. That was so long ago. It's safe by now. Still hot.

There are still places that are – even in Mexico where the first test was. We as a society are so pussified. We're still worried about radiation from fucking 1940s. Sticks his fucking chest out like he's fucking Captain Brave over there. He won't even get on the fucking plane and he's worried about fucking little fucking damn radiation going to hit you. I'm liking all this patriotic talk from him. He's like, fuck cricket, fuck radiation.

I could stick my chest out. Do you know what happened today? Yeah, what happened today? You know what happened? I fucking saved literally thousands of jobs today in my local pizza plaza. So I go to my pizza parlor, which I do every day and get my breakfast slash lunch and I'm leaving today and I'm getting the car and I notice in this area where there's like – you know how at these plazas you'll see like they have a lot of mulch and like little trees and bushes. It's called landscaping.

Yeah, that's what it's called. So I notice that there's this little white plume of smoke. It looks like a little volcano. I'm talking like a midget volcano, like as big as like that bottle right there. I say to myself, that's really weird. I go, there's white smoke pilling out of this little tiny little bump in the ground. So I get out of my car. I walk over and as I approach, there's flames coming out from under the ground.

I'm like, holy fuck. I go, is a gas leak here is like like that a pipe breaker like what the fuck could be Underground that's causing the it's definitely the flames are coming from underneath the ground So I'm like do I step on it? I want to melt my sneakers, you know, I know where my Brady's on or if it's gas. I don't want to You know, I know where my Brady's on or if it's gas. I don't want to Happen to my mind, you know, I brought those super expensive Back to me saving the plaza. So I'm like – I don't know if I want to like step on it to try to get it out because if it's gassed, I don't know if I step on it, will it explode and will I be blown

to smithereens? So I go back into the pizza parlor and I tell the guy, I'm like, I know this is going to sound weird, I said, but I think there's an underground fire over – right across the parking lot, I said. He just looks at me for like two seconds like – This guy's out of his mind. What are you talking about? He's so annoyed. You could just tell he's just like – like you just see it on his face like when someone

came into the stash and I would like – I didn't want to deal with that. It was basically that kind of feeling of like – but I'm like – I'm not fooling around. I don't really go there for the ambiance and the atmosphere. It's kind of like chilly and grouchy. I like – so – That's why you like it. Well, it's not by me. But the staff there are not that friendly.

So I'm like – That's why you like it. So I'm like – That's why you like it. So I'm like, do you have – it's like just staring at me. So I'm like, do you have like a bucket of water? I mean I'll go dumping on there. Why don't you just call the fire department? It didn't look like a big enough fire. It didn't look like – I was kind of stunned.

It was just like a little volcano. But I'm saying as you walked away or back, it could be worse than what it was before. Just call the fire department. 9-1-1, what's your emergency? I see a midget volcano. I'm just saying as you walk away or back, it could be worse than what it was before. Just call the fire department. 9-1-1, what's your emergency? I see a midget volcano. I tried to – like, sir, it's a little volcano these days. Where are you, sir?

Did you just get back from the heating planetarium? You're doing some rush? I swear to God, this little volcano just erupted and I don't know what to do. So I said, look, just give me a bucket of water. I said, I'll just go over there and I'll dump it on there. He goes, we'll take care of it. He goes, all right. So I go back to my car, sitting there and like I could just see the flames are getting

bigger. I'm like, all right, maybe I'm just going to call. Trevor Burrus should. At this point, I think you should. And then I see the guy come out and he's got a little bucket and he goes over and he dumps it on the flames and he has to go back and get another bucket because he couldn't get it out. That's where – I'm like, well, my job is done.

I just left and I pulled away. So I mean basically though, without me noticing it, that plasm may have been like a fucking went up in flames if not for my eagle eyes. You said you left. It might still be in flames. I imagine if they couldn't get it out, they would have taken the pipe. So it wasn't like somebody threw a cigarette out the window. No. Was it coming through like asphalt or like ground?

It was like a mound of mulch. I went to the TSD town resident, Genius. I told him the story and I was informed that this is what is called a mulch fire and it happens a lot. Mulch will just – the heat inside a mulch mound will just build up and build up till it ignites. It was a mansion in Howell that went totally up in flames because of a mulch fire. A Burger King in our area also was a damaged – extensive damage from a mulch fire. Did you know mulch was dangerous and could combust at any moment?

Trevor Burrus I don't like mulch anyways. No, I did not know that. I never really fed a mulch. I don't like mulch because it brings bugs to your house. It just keeps everything all moist. Yeah, I'd rather have rocks around the house. Rocks are more expensive though. I don't care.

You only got to put rocks down once. Yeah, but did you know about mulch fires? No. That it could just ignite like that? If you do see a lot of time when the mulch has dropped off in a big pile, it is pretty fucking steaming for some reason. I don't know why. If it's been sitting out in the sun forever, I don't know why. The chemicals they use in it, I have no idea.

I think it's because of the gas, like the feces, and that's involved with mulch, right? You're putting shit around. Well, it is. Yeah, I mean it is like biodegrading, right? What? I mean it is biodegrading. It is live organisms. Yeah. I had no idea that mulch could just – what's that called when you just burst into flames? Like spontaneously combust?

Yes, spontaneous combustion. Yeah, that could happen. Now I have so much mulch around my house. I know. I put some down if I remember well. I saw it. It was a full day of work. I called my wife and I was just like –

Get the mulch away from the house. I go, did you know that mulch can just combust, you know, and we won't even be home and it just could just like, just poof. The house could be engulfed in flames because the mulch is right on top of the house. Click. Hello. So now, yeah, we've got to get all the mulch out. You know what you get?

It's more expensive, probably more expensive than the rocks even is there's like a rubber mulch. It's like that, this fake stuff. Oh rocks even is there's like a rubber mulch. It's like that – this fake stuff. Oh yeah, but that causes cancer. Oh, does it? Yeah. You don't have to sit out there and eat it. Brain cancer.

Brain cancer. Oh, great. Yeah. It's all from tires and shit, right? Yeah. It's like stadiums are now using that shit. Recycled rubber. No.

I don't want that either. But I don't know what we're going to do about the mulch now. Now supposedly you have to keep mulch wet. I didn't know this. Or it can just burst into flames. Well that's why people use mulch because it keeps the ground wet. So if you have like flower beds and stuff like that, it retains the water. So it keeps it moist.

Now do you think when I go get my pizza tomorrow that – John Deist You'll be celebrated. Aaron Ross Powell And the coke, the small coke will be on the house because it should be I think. John Deist It might be. If you see the guy, he's got like his band. It looks like the fucking mummy when he's serving you the pizza and shit. Thanks for telling us about that. Aaron Ross Powell In all honesty, wouldn't that be worthy of a free lunch tomorrow?

John Deist I'd say so. Aaron Ross Powell And if I ask for it, is it – John Deist I mean if you ask for it, is it? I mean, if you ask for it, it's a totally different situation. I'm the one that told you about the volcano out there. You want to get a free pizza pizza? The midget volcano. Yeah, I know there's going to be no offers of any free food for tomorrow.

No. Just bring your wallet. But that's not why I do it, though, Sunday. That's not why I saved the day. It's not for the accolades and the free food. It has the Superman over there. Let him fall off my chest. I don't wear a button shirt.

I guess it's going to have to be the goat, what I'm wearing. Yeah, but look at all these plazas that Gim is pulling up with these YouTube videos where the plaza will just erupt into flames from all the mulch. Smoke everywhere. Yeah, it's weird. Why would you use it then? That to me is the biggest question. This is a pretty –

This is a common occurrence. I mean it looks like they're laying asphalt so hot. Yeah, but that can just happen when the heat gets too hot underneath the mulch. I guess you didn't see too much mulch out in Vegas. Didn't see a lot of mulch. No, didn't see much mulch. Oh yeah, because I imagine in Las Vegas, you couldn't put mulch out. No, it's all rock.

Everything is rocks. Was it hot there? It wasn't that bad. I think it got as hot as 101 while we were there. But then when we left, it was supposed to shoot up to like 108, 109. Still tolerable. I mean I don't have an issue with that. Still tolerable. Yeah, not have an issue with that. David Kopel Still tolerable.

Yeah. Not too bad. Not too bad. There was – at nighttime, her dad was like, hey, come outside. I want to show you something. And he has this – Aaron Ross This is the Big Dipper. She'd see it.

Trevor Burrus She'd look a little closer. Aaron Ross Oh, yeah. David Kopel There's – oh, Pop. Come on now. No, he has this black light flashlight. Aaron Ross OK. Get him as one of those. David Kopel Yeah.

Come on, Pop. I won't do that. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Oh, yeah. Oh, Pop, come on now. No, he has this black light flashlight. Okay, I get it. That's one of those. Come on, Pop. I'm older than you. I'm younger than you.

Not by much. I got it. Yep, that's what he has, a black light flashlight and he starts showing it around like this wall. They have this little back area where they have like a little garden and they sit and all that shit. And there's scorpions everywhere. They look like – they look like a glow-in-the-dark face hugger, alien.

Yeah, that's exactly what they look like. Oh, you can see them like that in – with the black light. But you can't see them without the black light. Without the black light, I couldn't see shit. You could put your hand in him or your foot. If you're walking around barefoot, you would step right into it then, right? Yeah. Holy shit.

Why doesn't he get rid of that? I don't know if he can. There were so many of them just like walking around, but he thinks it's cool. Aren't they poisonous? I think so. I thought the little ones were. I know the big ones are. They're stingy and dangerous.

Go back in time. Go back in time and get one. Just take one home back to New Jersey as your pet. Yeah, I mean that's what Mary Beth was saying. She's like, we should get one, you know, keep them as a pet. I was like, no, that's – I don't want to – Get the black one. But you put it in a little tank. You can put them in a little tank, maybe get two of them so they had company.

Yeah, to me that would freak me out. I wouldn't want to … Oh, I didn't go back there after that. I was sitting there – the night before I was sitting there and I hear like this noise and it sounded like it was coming from all around me and I'm like, what the fuck is that? I thought it was like some kind of snake or some kind of like desert creature. It was just their sprinklers.

Before sprinklers start. What's that sound? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- No, no, Brian, that's just sprinkler. Oh, shit. All right. Home. What's the fast question? But they didn't even tell me that night, like the night afterwards when they were like, oh yeah, we got all these scorpions all over the place. But I was sitting out there the night before and nobody said shit to me. That is, could a scorpion bite kill you or is it just not enough venom in it? I don't think there's enough.

Not that, let's see. I wouldn't want to take the chance though. No, let's. If you leaned against that to take the chance though. No, let's… If you leaned against that wall, you might. Can a scorpion sting kill you? I guess it depends on what kind of scorpion. It's like a snake. I mean, there are snakes that are out there that are highly poisonous.

Says here, there's 1,750 species of scorpions, only 25 are considered lethal to humans. Scorpion stings kill more people around the world than any other animal except snakes. Jesus. There you were in scorpion land. I was right in the thick of it, dude. Right in the middle of it. They didn't tell me shit. Do you think like if there was a giant scorpion, like the size of a lion, do you think a lion

could beat a giant scorpion? That's a big fucking scorpion. Yeah, that's pretty big. That's a big scorpion. Just one of those, you know, one of those stings. Isn't there a scorpion in the constellations too? Yeah. Scorpio, right?

Scorpio, Sagittarius. Doesn't look like a fucking scorpion though. Not as far as I can tell. Cats pretty agile though. Yeah. Oh, cats? Yeah. Yeah, I was watching, I was watching on YouTube, I was watching cats versus snakes.

They're like, like fucking mongoose. Three hundredths of a second faster than snakes. It's, it's crazy. If you, if you put something up, get them. Snakes versus cats, it's pretty interesting to watch. Just how fucking fast a cat just backs off when a snake goes after him. Like as a human, you're like... That's crazy.

Wow. Just bats him away. Cobras and shit. It's like he's got like 20 jabs in a row with them less than like a second. Yeah. I like how snakes too. Cats have balls, man. Like they'll fight anything.

What's that? They don't know. Is it venomous or not? Is it just that they don't know? Look how fast that is. Cats reflexes are not to take them. They're pretty fast. Get me all the time.

Cat like reflexes, right? That's why they say that's where the phrase comes from. You don't see them saying snake like reflexes. No. They're cool. When snakes mess with the wrong cat. It's like they just toy with them. It's funny.

Did you, were you into snakes? Would you hold a snake or would you hold it? It's like they just toy with them. It's funny. Did you – were you into snakes? Would you hold a snake or were you creeped out by snakes? I'd hold a snake. No, I'm not afraid of snakes. I mean yeah, King Cobra is like sitting on my – it's just like you know with the tongue out. Yeah, I'm going to be pretty frightened.

But I'm just like a guard of snakes I used to get where I used to live. I used to be able to pick them up, no problem. Yeah, you were never creeped out by snakes. Yeah, snakes don't bother me. Yeah, we have a little garter snake living in our pond. Indiana Jones. Snakes. Why do I have to eat snakes?

Yeah, don't bother me. Snakes don't bother me. Is there an animal that does that you just get it away from me? Yeah, not really. Bugs? Bugs are just annoying. It's just like, you know, it's the whips around your ear and shit. It's just fucking an off already. Skeetabites and stuff.

I hate the centipedes and the millipedes, like when you see those silverfish or whatever, when you see them around the house. Yeah, because they're so fast and hard to fucking kill because you think you get them. That's why you got a cat. Because then, you know, you get crickets, like you see the leg here and then a little farther up, you see another leg, then you see, you know, then they toy with them.

So from afar. Yeah, do you have those camel crickets, Walt? No, I've never seen one. Yeah, those things are crazy. They look like they come from another world. Yeah. They jump so high too. Yeah, I heard that after the flood,

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Imagine that, like my reflexes got real good and shit. It's like crazy reflexes. But yeah, this is like a line of defense. I don't know. Nothing I take seems to work, but I talked to a doctor when I was out in Vegas for a while. He takes it himself because he said he was in a really dark place and could not – he just would not respond to regular depression medication.

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You're okay to me. We got a call out. Jimmy, Jimmy the hair guy, he was on the Stern show twice. What? Okay. Neither time did he mention, tell him Steve Dave. What the fuck? Well, that's definitely calculated.

Really? Oh, what are you – He had a perfect opportunity, man, when he was like, who's this guy? Stern said, who's this guy? And it was Tom. You know, touch with Tom. You have a Tom for my – Oh, there's no doubt about it.

He's not going to mention a podcast because then Stern is like disinterested then immediately. Could be. Could be. You know, like there's no doubt about it and Jimmy will feign – no, no, that's not the case. But Jimmy – That's it? That's the reason? There's no doubt about it and Jimmy will feign, no, no, that's not the case. But Jimmy … That's it? That's the reason?

There's no doubt about it. That's what I would do too. Really? Sure. If I knew that like … Do it like if I want to be on something and yet my body is a shrine to a whole bunch of things and one of them is a podcast. You know Stern doesn't like podcasters.

Right, he doesn't. You're right about that. I know Jimmy knows that. Mm-hmm. So Jimmy played at Safe. Oh yeah. Safe as can be. Oh yeah. I wanna come back.

Why was he on there? He was on there, but the first time he, I think he won a chance to be in what's called the Fish Bowl at Sirius, where it's a- Well he's not, aren't they in different locations? Isn't like Stern not even in that same, like does he do it from his own house or something? Yeah, he does it from his house. So I don't know if – because it was like – it was

just a static picture of the YouTube video that I saw. So I'm assuming that Stern was there via video or whatever. I don't even think Robin is there either. No, I think so. I think she does it from home as well. It makes it look like there if you watch some of the programs, it just seems like they cut back and forth. You think that it's all in the same studio, but it's not. Yeah.

Hey, TSD has had the resorts of that. Technology has allowed people to be on mic from all over the world. Yeah. That's a good thing. That's what technology is. We'd be missing out on Q even more if he wasn't able to do it sometimes. Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah, so let's thank our technological advances for not only vaccines and cures for illnesses, but also allowing podcasters to dial in and record shows via on location.

Yeah. So why was he on there? The second time he was on there was – I think the first time it was just happenstance and then the second time he got – do you remember Ralph Cirilla? He was Howard's stylist and – I hadn't listened to him in a long time. Me neither, but he died not too long ago within the past six months or so. And easily one of the most detestable characters on the whole Stern show.

I don't know why Jimmy likes him so much or liked him so much, but he got a tattoo of him on his back. Wow. Gary looks like Zapsic. Gary does? Yeah, he does kind of. My eyes are blurry, but I'm a glass of something. It looks like Zapsic from far away.

Gary Delamonte? Delamonte, yeah. I haven't listened to Stern since the E! show. All right, that's a while back. Yeah. Stern still looks the same though. Yeah, he dyes his hair or has a wig or something. So what?

So what? So what? Hey, at least you admit it. At least you're caught about it. Walter Stern over there. This guy has a gray beard and a fucking- So what? ... lot full of jet black hair.

And he's like, no, it's real. That's a sick old motherfucker. So he got a tattoo of this dude and that's why he was... He got a tattoo of Ralph Cerello, yeah. Robin looks good too. Yeah, she does. And she has cancer. What's the cure? She does?

What kind of cancer? She's had it for years though. Yeah, I don't know. She just keeps it at bay. What kind? I'm not sure. I'm not sure what kind she has. This is supposed to be in remission, man.

Yeah. Let me see. I'll find out. I'm not sure what kind she has. Does it look like she's been remissioned? Yeah. Let me see. I'll find out. That's crazy. So, but how did he get like picked? I mean, is it that easy to get on Howard Stern's show? There he is. Well, he's got a testy shirt.

Doesn't look like Zapsack. It does look like Mike there. Yeah. Yeah. And Jimmy has a show from the old Channel 9 show. Mike don't have teeth like that, though. Yeah. So Robin was home.

Okay. So she was diagnosed with a rare form of stage three endometrial cancer. Uterine cancer. Which is expected to affect, estimated, sorry, to affect 66,000 women in the United States per year. Why do I know that name Mike Trainor from? Damn, I know that guy. You know somebody named Mike Trainor? Yeah, he was just on the stern show, but where do I know that guy. You know someone named Mike Trainor?

Yeah, he was just on the stern show, but where do I know that guy? Oh, stand up comedian. Okay, yeah. I knew him from somewhere. So what is it like a tribute? Like you had the show like? A tribute. What do you mean? The tattoo? Yeah, I'm just saying like why is he on the show though? I mean, like what was the purpose of him being? Oh, well, the second that he had that, the second that he had it, no, the second that he had a Ralph Cirilla tattoo and Stern found out about it, he was definitely a hell of

a mom. It looks good, like the tattoo. Oh yeah, it looks great. It looks like one of those tattoos that like, you know, Michelangelo did it, that looks just like. I like some of the tattoos that are done here. That Jimmy's got in here? Well, I mean, yeah, this, I mean, the Tom one looks awesome, doesn't it?

Yeah, but you know, there's no doubt about it when they're like, who's that guy that dressed like when they ask who the Tom tattoo is, and he doesn't mention any podcast whatsoever connection to it. That is definitely calculated and definitely like, I want to keep coming back here and I'm not going to mention that. Right. Right. If I want to keep coming back here.

I don't know. I could be wrong, but that's my guess. Ride the wave. Yeah. It's how many times you've been back there? So he wasn't back there after that time. I'm sure he'll be back again. He didn't call himself the hair guy.

He called himself the Juggalo. Jimmy the Juggalo, yeah. I don't know. Is he still working? He's ashamed. I asked him to come on TSD today and he couldn't. He had to go to work, he said. He was going to bow out though and leave work early and I was like, don't, I said.

It may be done by the time you get here, it may be done. He was willing to leave work early to come today. So it's not like he's just all about Stern now, no TSD. He would have came. No, it's just what I'm saying is like just to… Yeah, there it is. Look at it. Like go off on…

It does look good. Well, it's got Bulgarian tattoo right above it. Yeah, but the Tom one is right next to it. So when they asked about that, yeah, he… It's weird that they ask about just like about Tom but not about the giant clown with hot dogs. Do they know what that is maybe? I don't think they know what it…

No, I doubt it. So it would make you wonder like, why wouldn't you ask about it? Does he have a Steve-O-Rand tattoo? Who? Jimmy? Oh, I'm sure he does. He's a big Jackass guy too. There's Kevin Smith. That's got him moving.

Jimmy loves everything. I think they did, clearly. Yeah. Jimmy loves everything. I just don't know how he's like able to just like get off on a whim and just like, you know. Do you wish you had a little bit more of that in you? Or you loved everything?

Did you watch the acolyte? Terrible. I watched it last night. I fucking fell asleep halfway through the show. I'm done. I wish we were on video right now. Oh my God, your face, like your soul left your body. It's like I turned my hands up now.

I haven't gone back to Disney World. I'm not even going to Hollywood Studios. I'm just going to walk right by that whole Star Wars land. It's just like, it's done. It's done. It's terrible. But Jimmy would love it though, just because it's Star Wars. Like if he loves something, he loves it no matter how bad it is. He will never ever turn his back on it and say he doesn't like it. He will convince himself he likes it. I know, he might do that. So he'd never do that with a Juggalo.

That's definitely something he'd never do. No, I think he's a Juggalo first. Life. Yeah. It does look good. It does. It's big. It's huge.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a good Beetlejuice. But it's such a little- That's like 600. Jimmy gets a tattoo. We could leak that, right? Can we leak that?

Yeah, sure. Why not let people, you know, that Jimmy gets a tattoo on episode 600. It's not of a dead stylist, but still pretty cool. It's still pretty sweet. Yeah. It's crazy. Who the fuck is that guy? And this guy was not a good guy, huh?

I personally did not like him. I thought he was a piece of shit. Peter Van Doren For what reasons? What did he do? Paul Cooke He was just like he was a needling, would go behind people's backs. There was one time when it looked like he had stolen some – a tip from a waitress. It really like Artie had put down some money and I think Ralph lifted it. That was the allegation and it seemed to be true.

Peter Van Doren Is that though make for good radio though? David Morgan I mean at the expense of making yourself look like a total piece of shit. No offense, get him. Aaron Ross Powell The tipping thing? David Morgan The tipping, yeah. Aaron Ross Powell He's been tipping lately though. David Morgan I know. That's what I hear.

I'm very proud of him. Very proud of him. Aaron Ross Powell It's nice to see. David Morgan Yeah. Aaron Ross Powell Straighten them out. David Morgan Share in the wealth. Very proud of him. Very proud of him. It's, it's, it's nice to see. Yeah. Yeah. Straighten them out. Sharing the wealth. The moths fly out of that wallet.

And, uh, one of them is carrying a buck. It's like putting his hand on a hot stove to put that, uh, put that dollar down. But he does it. He does it. Uh, you know what I was wondering about this? You have, you have a game, Walter. Yeah, I had a game for you and Jeff to play. Go ahead, then.

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I would agree with that. Yeah. I am prone to rashes, allergic reactions. So anything, anytime I'm… Smells. What else am I allergic to? Life. I mean, it's just really and a fucking bubble out there

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Okay. I can't see that like being out of ordinary. Yeah. So … I've never known anyone else in my entire life. Some people could be … I mean some people could be. So I have to sleep with every inch of my skin covered for the rest of the month while there. So like I have to wear a ski mask, mittens.

So you look like fucking Marlon Brando from the fucking movies. I want a Dr. Moreau. True story, all right? Very true, yeah. Oh yeah, middle of the night and I don't know what's going on. I'm all nervous and the doctor says, oh yeah, allergic reaction to – you're out of town and I can see your skin is very sensitive. Very sensitive skin. So yeah, so basically I had to rough it.

You might as well have been outdoors. Yeah. So what do you do now? I mean, you definitely stayed in hotels and stuff before. You got to be like, what kind of sheets you use? What kind of – you use this detergent. I can't sleep in anything but this detergent. Do you have this baby ointment to wipe my ass because I can't use anything to do this? I need Charmin.

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Hylo Kitty? Yeah. It's where I give you a number and you have to say if it's higher or lower. Yeah, I think I did this during Christmas. Like how many Christmas trees can't they hire? Yeah, exactly. So, Brian, I picked out two listeners. Usually I go through the Patreon to find the listeners, but today I went through the TSD Reddit and I picked out two listeners. I don't know the real names. Oh, worthy souls, I'm sure.

So, the first listener, Brian, you'll be repping is Morgan Pixie. Morgan Pixie. What kind of shit did he say about me on Reddit? Nothing. Nothing? Okay. But Jeff, you will be repping MonkeyBabyGuppey77. And whoever wins, if you win, Jeff, MonkeyBabyGuppey77 will get a prize. And if Brian wins, of coursebabyguppy77 will get a prize.

And if Brian wins, of course, Morgan Pixie will get a prize. Morgan Pixie, and I'll do my best for you, Morgan. And all they got to do, whoever wins, is they have to contact me at kmus2 at gmail.com. Send me their name and address and I'll get a prize out to them. All right, so the first question is All of these are based upon Polls conducted on Americans. So these are only American answers

Sunday I consider you to be you know a blue-collar all-american dude, I Think you have your finger on the pulse of America. He has a pulse. He's just himself. Captain America, that's me. I don't know, Brian. I don't know.

If I had to get out of the two of you, I do feel like Sunday has that pulse more than you do. I don't know why. Really? Wait, on pop culture and the everyday world? No, just on the way Americans... An American spirit? Yeah, I don't know. Not American spirit, just how Americans are feeling. I just feel like...

All right. I don't know why. Maybe because... I don't know. I have no idea why, but I just... So maybe you'll prove me wrong today. We'll see. What percentage of Americans believe the moon landing was staged? Now, I posed this question to Gitem. So, all the answers are from TSD Town's resident genius, 148 IQ. He gave me what he thought the percentage was.

You have to say higher or lower based on what Gittem's answer is and then I'll tell you the real answer. Now I asked Gittem, what percentage of Americans believe the moon landing was staged? Gittem said 27%. 27%? Of Americans believe the moon landing was staged.

27% of Americans believe the moon landing was staged. This is maybe the most talked about, most popular of the conspiracy theories on the planet. This and JFK. Yeah. So you would have to think every American has at least thought about it, considered it, mulled it. Molded over. What do you think, Sunday, before you give me your high-low answers, higher or lower than 27, what's your feeling?

Do you feel like it was staged? No. I don't think it was staged. I believe we got there. I believe we got there. And we never went back after 1972. Why go back there? You've been there.

What are you doing? I mean there's nothing – You should be the NASA spokesperson. You should be the NASA spokesperson. There's nothing else. Is there even a NASA anymore? There's like – everything is out of business. Space program is frankly not – They should try to you out for the press conference that NASA does when they are like, why haven't

we gone back to the moon? Why go back there? It's not like – What's up there? What are we going to say? There's not much moon? Why go back there? It's not what's up there What are we gonna say? There's not much more you can explore up there. It's all the same shit How much of the moon has been explored? But it's the same stuff though. It's the same material throughout the whole moon

How do you know? Because they've been there You've only been you only it's like saying you only stepped in New York City You can make the assumption of what's on the entire planet Earth based upon being in one small section of the world. You can't make that assumption. You have no idea what's on the other side of the moon, the dark side.

Could be gold. Roger Waters, remember? Lasers, laser foil. I was there. Take a hit of Rush. Now isn't Rush, wasn't that really amyl nitrate, which is what gay guys use before they have sex?

There you go. Really? It is, right? Yeah, I thought so. Yeah. So why do they need that? I thought it loosened up or something. Is it that they need to be that out of sorts?

They're like, I'm so disgusted with myself. Why do they need that though? That to me is weird because you would figure like, you know, I like my, this is a great experience. Why would I need to be what's matter? What are you showing me? Oh, it relaxes the muscles around the, you know, poppers. Yeah.

Okay. You know what? When I, when I sniffed my rush, I can tell you right now. Your butt was tight as a drum? My butt hole was not relaxed in any way, shape or form. I don't remember that being a side effect of what we had. I saw it all this down there. All right, so you believe we went there?

I believe we went there. Brian, what do you believe we also went? I believe we went there. OK. Brian, what do you believe we also went? I don't want to get any of us in trouble here because as soon as we weigh in, you know, it's – Suddenly Morgan Pixey is like, what a stupid asshole. So the safe answer is to be like, yes, yeah, OK, yeah, we went. Definitely.

We went. I have so little trust and faith in this government that I'm going to go ahead and say we didn't. I feel like when you take everything – when you put everything together, the shadows and … There's a lot of discrepancies. There's a lot of stuff that you're like, it doesn't seem like it. The computer power that they had. They went up in like jiffy-poppy fucking outfits and shit.

Yeah, like stuff that looked like it was from a B-movie set. Why would they spend all that money to make those rockets and everything else? To beat Russia. I'm just saying it's a lot of money to invest. Have you ever been in the aerospace mission? That's United States exceptionalism, right? American exceptionalism, that's why we do stuff like that because it's like maybe it's not true.

But as long as people think it's true, we're going to look like the winners. Sunday, Young will let you go first. Higher or lower than 27? I'm going to say lower. Lower? Okay. And, Brian? 27 percent get unbeliefs believe the moon landing was staged.

I think it's even lower than that. I also believe it's lower. I think there's a lot of people out there that just – It's not talked about that much. It's not really talked about. What's not talked about? The moon landing? That's not like a conversation that – yeah, the lunar landing.

It's like it's not like really talked about today. Even after how many years? It's like it was fake. What do you mean it's not like really talked about today even after how many years. It's like it was fake What do you mean? It's not talked about it's like it's one of the most popular conspiracy theories on the planet I'm saying it's not does that woman's last time I came up in conversation with you after other than today the moon landing Yeah, I mean, well you probably a lot I believe it comes up quite often though. As soon as the word conspiracy is dropped at a party –

That's me. Then you know the moon. People are going to weigh in on their thoughts about the moon. Does he dye his hair? Is that yes or no? Is it lower than 95% or higher? So the percentage of Americans who believe the moon landing was staged, 18. You both are right. All right. Off to a good start. So I'm part of the minority then. How's it feel?

Absolutely. Yeah. Not good. 18%. Is that high you think? 18% of Americans? I still think that's pretty high. Yeah.

Do we have reason though? You can see why people would think it though, right? You know, real judgmental and call them like tinfoil hats. Yeah, I mean there's a lot of stuff in there that's just like – it is pretty amazing how you were able to do it. I mean it happened after how many years of the first flight? You know, for – you went from – Oh, when fucking –

Yeah, I mean it's a short period of time. Yeah, between that and by the time that they really – you know, in a certain amount of time, I mean to go to the moon is pretty incredible for that amount of time. Aaron Ross Powell It is incredible. Trevor Burrus I'd be curious to see generationally too like what are the age – like what are the demographics of people who believe versus don't believe? Like all the younger people probably are … Aaron Ross Powell They're jaded.

They don't believe in the government. I do. Question two. Trevor Burrus Talking about of Americans believe in God? We'll start off with Bry. Percentage of Americans who believe in God. Mark Bailey Are we doing the Get-Em thing or still now?

Trevor Burrus Get-Em gave me an answer. Mark Bailey He did. Trevor Burrus And that answer is 85%. Mark Bailey 85%? He believed that in God. How many Americans? Only Americans. Just Americans.

Just Americans. Okay. All right. That makes it – so that eliminates the Vatican. Yeah. I'm going to go lower than 85. I feel we – yeah. I feel a lot of people – like you see churches closing down all the time. Yeah. I feel a lot of people – like you see churches closing down all the time. I

think people are just – again, it's almost like the government. It's like they just become jaded. They see all this shit that goes on in the world and they're like, come on. But then turn around and look at the constellations and you're like, how the fuck did this happen? They've got trillion galaxies. How the fuck did any of this shit happen? Yeah. In the sky or – You don't want to clash with the Titans.

Okay. So Brian is saying lower Sunday? I'm going to say lower too. I think there's a lot of people out there that believe in other things as well. Okay. Gittem said 85. The correct number was 81. He wasn't off by much.

I don't know. That's pretty good. I hope you guys are right. That's very close. Why do religious people out there then 81%? 81%. That means eight out of 10 people believe in God. Yeah.

Yeah, that surprised me. We're afraid to say they don't. Yeah. Play it safe. Question three. Believe Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone. Didn't act alone. Did not act alone.

Yeah. I would say that's probably a higher – Well, get him head. Oh, yeah. This is awesome. this is probably the number two conspiracy theory behind the moon landing. Gidham has said 43% Sunday. Back to you. You're going first.

What are your thoughts on this one? I'm going to say higher. Do you – what are your feelings on the Warren Commission's findings? Magic bullets, do they exist? I don't know. I don't know about magic bullets. Magic beans, magic bullets. It happened so quick too though. I just – there's definitely – I still think there's other people involved. They didn't act alone and you're going to say – and Ginnema said – did I tell you what Ginnema said?

43. 43, yeah. And you think it's higher or lower? I think it's probably higher. Higher, okay. Brian, what's up? I hate to make this game boring but I think it's higher too. This is what makes it interesting.

Yeah, it just comes down to one actually. If we only differ on one. Yeah. And you believe it's higher? I think it interesting. Yeah. It just comes down to one actually. It's only – if we only differ on one. Yeah. And you believe it's higher? I think it's higher too. Yeah. With all the information that has come out, especially as of late, where didn't they basically say like, yeah, the government was involved?

The biggest thing is the fact that they still won't release it all. Right. OK. That tells you everything. That tells you everything. That tells you everything. The fact that they still will not unseal the files tells you that there's way more to it. Hide something. When you're not releasing files, there's a reason why.

You're covering somebody's ass. I don't know whose ass is getting covered. At this point, yeah, like you would think most people would either be – that we're involved in it would be either gone by now or – I guess it's – again, you're protecting the government. You're not protecting the individuals. Yeah. You're protecting your institution.

Did you like JFK, the movie, Oliver Stone? Trevor Burrus It was okay. Matthew Feeney Yeah. I love that movie. Matthew Feeney From what I remember, I haven't seen it in a long time. Yeah, it's long. All right, so both of you guys are saying higher, right? Saying higher.

Gittem said, now I think Gittem has been pretty close. He said 27, it was 18 for the moon landing. He said 85, it was 81. He said 43%, believe Oswald didn't act alone. The correct number was 54. It was higher. You guys are fucking three for three. You know he can Google these answers.

No, no, no. No, he didn't? No, I sat right in front of him. I took his phones. I confiscated all seven of his phones. I put them in a bag. You didn't trust Nostradamus over there? It looks like fucking Da Vinci.

All right. What percentage of Americans believe they possess above average intelligence? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Well, they're a person now. I tend to think people overestimate their intelligence. I agree. I mean, I think it's just natural.

Well, you don't want to be seen as a dummy for sure, you know? Because it's always like whether you're – no matter what situation you're in, it's like the other guy is always the idiot. Like you're in a car, you're like, what's this fucking idiot doing? Yes, yes. Like it's never you. So I think a lot of people have – He's driving a nice car too.

No, you go into a pizza parlor and tell them that there's an underground volcano and you're met with like… Not a fire, just underground volcano. And they look at you like you're the idiot. You're the dummy. Even though you're like, look, I'm telling you, I'm looking right at it. It's on fire. Yeah, I think it's a high number of people.

But Gittem said he believes the percentage of Americans who believe they possess above average intelligence is 40 percent. 40 percent. Yeah, not quite 50, but he said 40 percent. So is it higher or lower? That's a nation full of people with low self-esteem. They're like, no, I'm dumber than the average person, I guess. Smarter than the average man.

Yeah, I think – I think it's higher. I think it's higher than most Americans believe they – We're in trouble if it's lower. Yeah. Four out of 10 people are like, I'm below average. Puppet into each other down the street. Yeah. I wonder if this was Gittem's like what he believes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, since he possesses a superior intellect. I'm going to say I think it's higher, yeah. Jeff? I'm going to say it's higher too. I believe higher than 42 percent or whatever you just said. Do you run into people who think that they're smarter than you?

All the time. Especially when I'm in the Hazlitt area. Apparently, a test can show you the whole world, put you above everything. I know people that pass tests and guess what? They're not good at fixing cars. All right. So the number of Americans who believe they possess above average intelligence, Gittam says it's 40. The actual number was 65%.

That's pretty good. So again, you guys are four for four. We're Americans, brother. You sound like you guys – I was wrong. Both of you guys have your fingers on the pulse. Remember that bicentennial where I got my bandage, he's dropping it right? It's going to get harder. What percentage of Americans believe humans and dinosaurs coexisted?

This is for Jeff first. Humans and dinosaurs, Jeff. We've been told that they didn't coexist, that there's no way on the planet that they could have lived at the same time. That you're an idiot if you believe that Americans, well not Americans, but human beings, you know, walked with dinosaurs. I saw the fucking show walking with dinosaurs. There was humans on that stage. You also show me pictures of fucking Brontosaurus is building pyramids too. So. You know why they want to keep this suppressed, right?

Why there's a movement to suppress that humans didn't live with dinosaurs. Why? The Bible. The Bible. The Bible. Science would lose their shit if they had to admit that dinosaurs walked with man. I'm looking at these pictures. I love the idea of a brontosaurus building a pyramid, but I'm like, how do you get them to listen? Yeah, it's just like your arm.

Train them like a dog. Yeah, okay. You know how big that brain is in a brontosaurus? You think he's going to listen to you? A to you Fucking superior animals just gonna be sitting there. It's like they've got look at these guys I feel they were like ripped. They look like they're in the MMA He's out of his fucking have you ever seen a trained elephant? You're talking. Yeah, I mean, okay. So is that a superior beast? Um, but they're domesticated now I mean you're talking about something that's just like first of all, there's don't think they would even be in that environment dinosaurs wouldn't be in the desert

How the fuck do you know? How do you know it was always a desert though? They're building pyramids. That's Egypt. There's a might have been a vegetation back then is Egypt in the desert What's it called the Nile theel of the Nile? Yeah. I mean it was like a lush forest at one point maybe. It was just like after that you just give him a treat in your hand after he lays down a six-ton brick. Do you remember how Marshall, Will and Holly trained Dopey?

Yeah. They trained him to pull the cart. So is it that far out of bounds to think that a brontosaurus couldn't you know, that was a tv show, right? Yeah, but it's based on it's based on science real shit You don't have a dinosaur named dopey You have chaka I had a chaka when I was a kid That's some chakake you got there. Gittem's 23 and me came up Pucani.

Pucani. Pucani. Just give him the sleet stacks. But Gittem said that he believes that 30% of Americans believe humans and dinosaurs coexist. Do you believe that number is higher or lower than 30? Americans though. I'm going to still say lower. You're going to say lower. I'm going to say lower as well only because it's usually religious people who have this

argument. It's not really people who – because you say it. Everything is based on the Bible. Oh yeah. There is like – yeah, like I said, man. They will kill to keep this a secret. They will kill to keep this suppressed. So you think it's also higher?

I think it's also – no, lower. It's also lower, yeah. Lower, okay. So the percentage of Americans who believe humans and dinosaurs coexisted is actually 41. No points. No points. Wow.

What did you say it was? Thirty? Gittem said it was thirty. Thirty. Okay. Okay. So, nearly half the people. Yeah.

Wow. Wow. Jesus riding on the fork. Why? Like surprise. Those are those same 35% who aren't as smart as everybody else. So when the news breaks that they find some fossils that prove that man and dinosaurs coexisted, are you going to be that shocked?

There's a brontosaurus bridle. Are you going to be that like blown away where you're going to be like you're going to have your head in your hands like – are you going to be paralyzed with like shock by this? Are you really going to be like – No. No, no, no. I would be like, okay, just another thing that I was taught as a fact for fucking over 50 years turns out to be bullshit.

I wouldn't surprise me in the least. That's right. That's what I'm saying. Come on. It's not that big a deal. I like that picture. It's where you go back and you like all the shit that you learned in school like history and you're like, oh no, why did they tell me all this crap?

Yeah. It's like tomato's not a vegetable now. First the dinosaurs were lizards, then they were chickens, now they're back to being lizards. Yeah, okay. Corn's not a vegetable either, it's a grain. All right, Various ones for you. What percentage of Americans believe in the devil, Satan, Lucifer, Beaselbub? Get them things at 75%.

Higher or lower? 75%. Now, this would have to go along with believing in God. So I'm going to have to say if you believe in God, you have to believe in the devil, right? There was a lot of people – I mean, what was the percentage? It was like 80 something percent, right? It was 80, yeah, 85 percent or something, 81 percent.

But there's all different religions though. Right. All the religions believe that. Okay. So you're talking about your typical guy with the trident and the pointy towel and shit. I'm going to say it's higher. Higher? I'm going to say it's higher. Higher? I'm going to go higher, yeah, just because there's a lot of religious people. Higher than 75. Sunday.

I'm going to say lower. I'm going to go lower on this one. Right. Now it's getting interesting. How come? I don't know. I just don't think that – I mean there's a lot of people out there that are very religious but I don't know.

Like I said, there's all different kinds of religions in the United States too. And not all of them I believe feel that – Pete Boulay But doesn't everybody have their own devil? Kind of? Trevor Burrus You said devil. Like pitchfork and – Peter Bregman I said Satan. Yeah.

Lucifer, Beaselbob. No. Peter Bregman No. Do you think that there's a devil in the dementia? It's in this room. There's a devil that waits for those who live a sinful life? No. I'd be there right now.

Whoa! What? Not you, Sunday. No. It's just – I don't. You don't, huh? You know I'm not a religious person anyway. So I just –

No. But – all right. So Gidham said 75. Correct answer was 70. Damn, I lost. So now Jeff takes a one-point lead. Sorry, Morgan. 5 to 4.

OK. What percentage of Americans believe the world is flat, Jeff? I would hope it's zero. It's definitely not. I would hope it's zero. Now this is something that's caught fire in the last 10 years, people who believe in the flat earth. How?

Why? Because you ever see an horizon? But you know the world is not flat. You know that. I mean if you went – anybody that's gone to school – I mean there's pictures of space shuttles and stuff that are orbiting the earth. So why did we believe it was flat for so long? You're talking about something that you had no technology about.

I mean, you're going by ship and everything does look like just a flat horizon. So you think the world's flat, you know, but guess what? It's not. I don't want to break the bad news too. It's not flat. A lot of rappers. Think it's flat? Think it's flat. And I don't know if they're doing it's kind of beat for you know street cred

What but yeah a lot of rappers tend to think that the world is flat So what now get him has said that he believes 18% of Americans believe the world is flat I'm gonna say lower flat. I'm going to say lower. Lower. I'm going to say lower. If you're still leaving on this discussion today in 2024, thinking that the world is flat.

I'm like Sunday. I just have to hope that fewer people – that it's lower. Why do you believe some people are convinced the world is flat? What makes – do you think it's just to be contrarian? Paul Cooke I think it has to be. There's just no – again, you grow up, you see a globe. We've seen pictures from space. We know that it doesn't drop off.

We've seen all this stuff. I think it's just – yeah, it's to be contrarian, to be different, to be like, oh, look how fucking special I am. What? I know stuff that you don't. I'm part of that fucking 35 percent. Those aren't pictures. Those pictures ain't real. You never went to the moon. The correct – well, Gidham said 18 percent. The correct answer was 16 percent. Wow. I can't believe you're coming so close.

It's still fucking high. It is still high. 16 out of every 100 people. Are these like people that just never went to school, dropped out? I'm not going to weigh in on that. This one is for Brian. What percentage of Americans believe they are a good person? Oh, I think this is high. Now, Gitem has weighed in.

He's put you guys in a box because he said 92. Oh, that's pretty fucking high. 92. So he has put you guys – you know it's high but is it that high? Is it that high? Now, why do a lot of people – it's just easier on the psyche to be like, I'm a good person. It's easier on the psyche and also I think people convince themselves if they don't do bad things, that makes them good.

So if you're not outwardly malicious or anything, you're a good person, right? A lot of people in jail. A lot of criminals out there. But Jesus Christ, 92. That's pretty high. It's like 8 percent said. They're a bad person. Yeah. That seems almost delusional.

I have to go lower. You have to go lower. Yeah, I have to go lower than 92 percent even if it's by a percentage point or two. I would go lower too. That's awfully high. I mean it would be great if it was 100 percent but I'm going to go lower. Why would it be great? Because you know it's bullshit.

Yeah, well, at least people think that they are. It doesn't mean they are. I mean even at 80%, that doesn't mean they are. So the percentage of Americans who believe they are a good person, Gideon said 92. Correct answer was 81. It was lower. 76. It's 19% of realists.

It's a dogfight. Brian Johnson proved me wrong. He does have his finger on the pulse of America. I know my fellow people. I hung around with them all weekend. Came out down from my ivory tower. Yeah. I was out there.

I was like, hello. I was walking amongst the unwashed masses. Ran away from some scorpions. Oh, this one is going to be tough for Brian Johnson. Maybe this one is right up your alley though Sunday. Who is getting this question? Sunday gets this one. What percentage of Americans believe the NFL is rigged? Rigged means the fix is in.

Like the outcomes are predetermined. Or scoring or penalties are given to cover spreads. Points spreads. Not a betting man. I would imagine plenty of gamblers would definitely say that it's probably a – Gidham has weighed in at 35% of Americans believe the NFL is rigged to some extent, 35%. I've seen some shitty calls. Oh, yeah.

There's always shitty calls. I've seen some calls that make you go, this shit is rigged. Have you seen that in all sports? I've seen it in hockey. I've seen it in – Did you see the Stanley Cup finals the other day? There's – again, that could be rigged too. Just like it's – again, you're watching –

But who's – why is anybody rigging it for Florida though? Because if Florida won game one, who knows by the time this comes out if – Edmonton might very well come back and win this. But to the people like in Edmonton who are like fucking Batman wants the Panthers to win Well, what planet do you really believe the NHL wants the Florida Panthers to fucking win the Stanley Cup? If there's not a chance on the planet if the if the NHL wanted any team to win it'd be the fucking Rangers That's the team that they want They tried out that fucking 94 footage. Then you know, we can't they. Do you really think they don't want something fucking that's not fucking almost black and

white footage? Well, at least we know the NHL's not rigged. The NHL does not fucking want the Florida Panthers to win. They would much rather have Edmonton win because they got the world's greatest player on there who they haven't been able to market one iota since coming into the league Connor McDavid is the invisible superstar. Yeah, nobody knows what he looks like. Nobody knows anything about him because he plays fucking in Siberia basically in Edmonton. The East Coast never gets to see him play because he's always playing at midnight over here.

It's ridiculous to think that the NHL cares or wants Florida to win. But we're getting back. I'm getting, that was my soapbox. It's getting all fucking, it's getting all agitated. I just can't stand the fucking Crybabies online because they think that the NHL really would want Florida to win over Edmonton. They don't give a fuck. They don't care exactly. They're fucking just miserable that those two teams are in the finals. It's a fucking wasteland. The ratings were horrific I thought the ratings were excellent this year for the Stanley Cup. No

Finals. Yeah, I thought it was No, I'm just saying just in general Astonishing this year not game one in Stanley Cup finals, though three million people watched 3.1 million viewers on ESPN networks. And that's, is that considered a low number for an ESPN? I mean, for a family couple? It was ABC.

Yeah, it was on ABC. It's still an increase over last year. Increase over last year, but it's still a fucking horrific number. Well, they played Vegas last year. Yeah. All right. Well, we're getting off the subject. What percentage of Americans believe the National Football League is rigged?

Guinness said 35 percent. Higher or lower? I'm going to say it's probably still lower. Lower? Well, how come? Look, there are bad calls all the time and it's not for – it's all teams. It's not just like one specific team. You smirked out Lyon, Detroit Lyons, Dallas Cowboys call?

Yeah, but I'm just – That shit was rigged. That shit was rigged. There are a lot of those calls though. That's not like the only time that calls been like you saw him You know what I'm talking about right where the where the Lions won that game on a two-point conversion And then and then it felt came in oh no no no That's a penalty and they let Dallas win that game which was the penalty for it was for a legal formation With the guy didn't die didn't come in and alert the referee that he was an eligible receiver.

Remember the lineman? And he did. There was footage of him doing it. Yeah, this is the play right here. Lions win this game and the NFL took it away and said that they lost the game. One of the greatest fucking moments in last season. I was at that game. I was not at that game, but boy.

Yeah, oh yeah. Bullshit. Right. All right. What did you say? Lower? Right. Uh, I'm going to go with a lower too. I think that.

There's just these rigged and bad calls. Yeah. It's just like, I don't feel it's rigged. Like, like, you don't see the guy giving you like slipping you a couple of bucks. Yeah. I believe in these days in sports, uh, there's so much oversight. Right, there's so much oversight that to rig an entire league would be difficult. So I'm going to go lower as well.

Now, was that a challengeable call? No. See what I'm saying? If you can't challenge it and you know it's the wrong call. Well, they're saying he didn't come in. He did not alert the referee. He was an eligible receiver. But then there's footage of him walking over to the referee and talking to the referee.

But if they were doing it the right way, like I said, if they – the one ref, they'd be like, yeah, he did – They could not – the NFL desperately wants the Cowboys to be a contender. Not me. I know, not you. But the Cowboys are a franchise that has to be a contender. Yeah, but they have. But I'm saying like, when was the last time they really got anywhere Well, it's the NFL is doing its very damnedest

Oh, they're still not making that number should be a lot higher than 35 percent Yeah, the actual number get him set 35 18 percent it was lower so guys both get points I think those are people those are people that are betting on the games Both get points. I think those are people those are people that are betting on the game It's fucking great. This is a fucking dogfight Morgan Pixie and Monkey, baby guppy 77 who's gonna take it who's gonna get the TSD prize? What percentage of Americans believe in Bigfoot Not a lot of people talk about the fucking good old Yeti or Sasquatch anymore. It's kind of the forgotten monster.

For good reason. Why? Why for good reason? They say that all that was debunked and shit. All that stuff's been debunked. They had some guy out there with fake feet. They found no shows about it. They found Yeti droppings though. You sure wasn't him fucking

Get him and said the the percentage of Americans who believe in Bigfoot 57 That does seem awfully high. There's a hell of a roar in the bathroom. Not that far off from the number of people who believe in God. Yeah. No, that was 81. Oh, that 81? Yeah.

There he is. Fuck, Abraham Lincoln fighting Bigfoot. I'm going to have to go lower than 57 percent. I just feel like Bigfoot has just fallen out of favor with the American public. It's because of the internet. I think that the newer creepypasta type things have taken over the imagination of – it's not like it was for us. It's old school Bigfoot.

That's what I'm saying. I'm a traditionalist man, old school. Bigfoot deserves more props than he gets. Today's cryptids are bullshit. But you say lower, right? I'm saying lower than 57%. That seems hard. Over half the country.

I'm going to say it's lower too. Half the people vote for Trump. I really wish Gittab was allowed to speak because I wanted to ask him, what the fuck were you thinking that 57% or what was it? 57%. 57% of Americans. You never know. I see him every now and then.

The correct answer was, Gittem said 57% of Americans who believe in Bigfoot, 13%. 13%, that's it. That's a big 12. Much lower. So it's still 8 to 9. We only have a couple of questions left. We only have 14 questions. We're on question 12.

But these are some great questions. What percentage of Americans believe time travel will be possible at some point Sunday? What's the percentage? Oh, that Gittem said? Well, I want to get your thoughts on time travel before I tell you. Gittem said 62. Oh my God. 148 over there. Go forward or backwards?

But when you think about it, if time travel will be possible, it already is possible then, isn't it? Isn't that the conundrum of time travel? If it will be possible. We just haven't figured it out. Right. It already is possible. But it's not possible right now.

But if it is possible, like if you believe it will be possible, that means it already exists. It already exists. Some people have just not figured it out yet. That's it. Well, who thinks it's possible? Scientists? Get them thinks it's 60.

No, wait a minute. 62. Charlie Chaplin was walking around with a fucking – about like a fucking – 160 years ago. It doesn't mean it goes both ways. What does that mean? Only go forward? Time travel forward? Not backwards in time.

Yeah. Well, that would be a bit of a conundrum if you had to go backwards. Isn't that the Planet of the Apes? They went forward in time? Charlton Heston? Taylor? Taylor. you maniacs! Don't look at all of them! Don't look for it, Taylor! You might not like what you find.

That's good sayas. If anybody doesn't know, that's Dr. Sayas. That's Sunday's Dr. Sayas. Kills at the Toyota Crystal. Of course I do. We've always known. Handayas. That's Sunday's Dr. Zayas. Kills at the Toyota Christmas party. We've always known. He does all day. Sunday, he's got Eggnog doing Zayas all night at the Toyota Christmas party. Holding court. There he goes. I'm going to do my Zayas now. So what do you think? 62? I'm going to say it's lower than that.

Do you wish – do you believe it will be possible at some point? Not in our lifetime. But do you believe at some point Americans will crack? I don't think – look, with all the stuff that we've known and what we are able to do now, you think they might be able to do something on the cusp? But – On the cusp? I mean with all AI shit now like they say like black holes and stuff I mean look we haven't even been to another we've only been to the moon

I mean, there's there's so much more out there in space that we don't even in the oceans We don't even know everything that's going on in the oceans. There's so much stuff that's unexplored in the oceans here So I just told us that we that you only need to see one little tiny section of the moon to know everything there is about it. Haven't we done enough? The moon is made out of the same material throughout the whole entire moon. You can't go down the dark side of the moon because you don't have equipment that's going to freeze to fucking death.

So they're not going to sit there and go to the other side of the moon. There's a reason why they're not on the dark side of the moon. Because there's fucking Nazi moon bases up there. Yeah, yeah. That's what you get. So all this time, the moon doesn't – you never see the other side of the moon? You know that dark spot is not always the same dark spot. You know that, right?

I'm lower. So you're going a little lower. Yes. Yeah. Time travel will never be cracked. Never. Never happen. That's just me weighing in.

I'd like it to. Would you go forward or backward? I'd like to go backwards. Change some stuff up? No, just to see like you find the truths about things. You find your JFK. You find if fucking dinosaurs are building the fucking pyramids over there. You got it all wrong.

You know who built the pyramids? It was the Jews. Did a good job. You guys built a good job. Yeah. You guys built a good pyramid. Brian? I'm going to go lower as well.

Lower. Yeah, I got it. Ooh. 84%. What percentage of Americans believe time travel will be possible at some point? Gittem says 62. The correct number was 39. It was a lot lower.

It's still pretty high though. It's still pretty – almost 40%. Wow. It's going to come down to the final question, which is not this one. We have one more after this. What percentage of Americans wish they could read minds? Brian Johnson. I know I do.

Really? Do you really want to know? I mean when you really – I mean I know off the cuff it sounds like it would be a great gift. Call me an asshole. Or a great power. Take this. With all the mental baggage that will come with it, do you really want that gift?

I'm thinking of just my wife alone and probably not. Am I with the schlup? Yeah, look at this fucking fat loser. He's crying in his room. I wish I could never read minds. That's how you feel. It sounds like it would be awesome and it might be great for – to try to keep up with Sunday at the Toyota Christmas party. Right.

Try to steal some of his thunder over Dr. Zayas. But I think at the end of the day, it would be miserable knowing … Could you turn it on and off or it's just there? It's just there. So you're like Xavier here and all those kinds of fucking things that just like make you out of control. So, Gittem has said that the percentage of Americans who wish they could read minds is 45 percent.

Right in the middle, he's got to put you in a box again. 45, yeah, he did that. It's what Gittem does. I'm going to say – It puts people in boxes. I know, it's a specialty. I'm going to go ahead and say it's higher because I think most people leap like I do and are like, yeah, that would be fucking awesome.

That was probably not the way it was explained either that you have to – you know what I'm saying? You hear it all the time. You're just like, I just want to read somebody's mind that you can turn it on, turn it off. That's what probably most people are thinking of. Oh, actually, I skipped one. So we have three questions left. So we're good.

We're good for two more. Would you use it to like check in on your daughter? Make sure she's doing what she's saying she's doing? Because it's really like reading a diary almost. Oh, such a violation. Yeah. Such a violation. So would you – what do you think, Sudday?

Would you like – first off, would you want that gift or curse? I wouldn't want that gift. So it would be cursed then? Yeah. But then you would get the truth all the time. That is – and then you know who your real friends are. He's an asshole. So do you believe Gittem's number was –

What was it? He said it is 45% of Americans. I'm going to say it's still probably higher. How many people is that? I can fucking read minds. I can read somebody's mind. I mean the money you could make being like an illusionist or whatever. Oh yeah.

Maybe you have a residency in Vegas. Gittem said 45. The correct number was 20. Really? Lower. That's it. People thought it through, not like me. I know we need to know everything my wife's thinking.

No points, so we still say a 10-9. The one I skipped, I'll go back to. This one is for Jeff or Brian. This one's for Sunday. Sunday. What percentage of Americans believe patriotism is important to them? This is definitely a demographically challenged question because younger people, I think it is not that important. Why don't – why don't the young kids, why don't they root for America to win? They don't root – it's not that they root for it.

They root against it. Why do you think? Why do you think they don't want America to win. They don't root – it's not that they root for it. They root against it. Why do you think? Why do you think they don't want America to like dominate like they – as we have? Because of the victim mentality that everybody has developed and like by extension, they're like people are victims of America. Therefore America sucks. In this country, you can burn the American flag for freedom of expression But you can't burn anybody else's flag. Otherwise, it's a fucking hate crime. So

Why does everybody want to come here then if we're so bad? You've got thousands of people flooding over the borders for a country that sucks balls and is totally racist I don't get it either. I still think it's probably better from where there's a reason why they're coming over here Oh, yeah, they can get you know, they can get jobs I don't get it either. I still think it's probably better from where – there's a reason why they're coming over here. Oh, yeah. Now they can get jobs. They can get money. I was talking about like –

Quality of life. I was talking about more so in like the Olympics. Like if we sent the Mets over to play England's best cricket team, there would be some segment of Americans who want to see the Mets fail. Sure. Well, it's a professional team. Well, they hate the Mets that much. That's true.

They do that with hockey too, right? They have professional players. I always thought hate the Mets that much. Yeah. They do that with hockey too, right? They have professional players. I always thought that, again off the topic now, but I always thought that it should be just like, you're taking away chances from other people that, you know, that should be in the Olympics. Now, like you have professional players that are getting paid millions of dollars to play the game and you're, you know, yes, you're sending your best to your best, but they're professional players.

They really shouldn't be, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but I feel like the the that's what makes it interesting I was to see the world's best players go head-to-head is What I think most people want to see rather than amateurs, but then again, you'll never get the miracle on ice ever again That guy you'll never get that again. That was that's pretty special, right? No pretty special It's the most special fucking moment in my entire Forget that again. That was, that's pretty special, right? You know? Pretty special. It's the most special fucking moment in my entire existence.

That you think, you know, well, other than Stanley Cup? Well, it's up there. I can't, it's like Sophie's Choice. But you know what I'm saying, it's like you're right, you'll never see that again because you have all professionals

really playing the sport. Right. So, Gatum thinks 60% of Americans believe patriotism is important to them. Is it higher or lower, Sunday? What was the percentage? 60. 60. Do you believe Brian when he says he thinks that younger people are not interested in

seeing … You got a country divided basically in half right now. Sunday speaking truth to power. Love it. Nobody wants to hear this but I'm sorry. They're turning it off right now. It had to be said. Yeah. And he's the guy to say it.

Patriotism. I'm going to say lower. Lower. Lower. I'm going to say lower. Lower. Sad. I believe it's lower than 60.

Yeah, I would have say lower. Lower. Lower. I'm going to say lower. Lower. Sad. Do you believe it's lower than 60? Yeah, I would have gone lower as well. Get them said 60% of Americans believe patriotism is important to them. I hope it's higher. The actual number, sadly, was 38%. Wow.

So you both get points. There's a fucking tear in that Lincoln Memorial. I know. So we could have- A tie. We could have a tie here if you guys- Well, no matter what he says next time, I'm going to mix it up because it's the only chance- Right. And that's okay. You know what? I'll give Morgan Pixie and Monkey Baby Guppy 77-

Something out of the termite prizes if it's a tie they both will get prizes what percentage of americans wish they could become invisible this one i don't even have to think about i didn't think about the read of minds and i was wrong why why don't you have to think about it because this is something you fantasized about oh yeah Why? Why don't you have to think about it? Because this is something you fantasized about? Oh yeah, I'd love to fucking be invisible. This might be the best superpower to have, invisibility. It's pretty... Come on, invisible girl in the Fantastic Four was lame. No, I'm just saying, just be like, oh, I'm going to see what this motherfucker has to say about me.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, well that's what you're doing? You're very paranoid, you're like, holy asshole. Oh, you're talking about girls' locker rooms and shit. I didn't say that. Yeah, I worked too old for that. Sunday, I'm telling you. Or men's locker rooms. I got some rush.

Loose asshole. Loose asshole. If you were to take off work one day and turn invisible and walk into the general store and sit here – sit on the couch while me and Ken are working, all you would hear from both of us is like, isn't Sunday awesome? Sunday's so cool. Sunday's the best. What did I tell you would all you would hear from both of us is like isn't Sunday awesome so Before What are you talking about? Or I hear the fucking TV. You're my best boss.

Brian, what do you think of yourself? What's the percent? Gidham has said 70% of Americans wish they could become invisible. Is it higher or lower? For the game. For the game. This is mine. I'm going to say, box me in. Whatever you say, I'm going to say – box me in.

Whatever you say, I'm going to say the opposite. All right. Yeah, I was going to say higher. I was going to say higher. I think a lot of people fantasize about being invisible or flying, one of the two, like Get-Em-Has up there. Higher than 70. So I'm going to say higher than 70. I'm going to say lower. You're going to say lower. You really would like this power. What good could it do you though working where you're at now? I mean this would only go see all every hockey game

I go into wherever I want but when you're backstage at concerts You want to want to like you work for your country as the greatest spy ever Like you know you do that too, but what well one day a week you're not at Toyota You got a fucking I don't have to work at Toyota anymore. I know. That's what I'm saying. You're going to – your whole life is going to change. You're going to be in Cairo one day.

That doesn't mean you have to stay invisible all the time, right? No, but you're not going to have time for hockey games. Flame on! Wrong guy. So you think it's higher? No, I said it's lower. I'm just saying it's lower. Is he going to be like one of those spies that's like transgendered, remember?

It was like a French or Italian spy who was like wooed this ambassador. Oh, and he didn't know it? He didn't know. It was like 20 years or something, man. That's not a great spy. No. I can't decipher that. Well, no, that's an awesome spy because he was – the spy was the transgender one.

Oh, I thought they both were spies. No, I think the other guy was like an ambassador or head of state, something like that. If you can't figure it out in 20 years, you probably know something, so … All right. So, Gittem has said the percentage of Americans who wish they had the power of invisibility Gittem would put in a whopping 70% 7 out of 10 people which they could record in America Let me visible Brian said it was higher Sunday has said it's lower

Correct answer it's only 12%. What? That's crazy. 12%. Sunday Jeff, you have won Monkey Baby W77. A very special, unique prize and you have to just email me. Get him as Uncle Sam. KMES2 at Gmail and I will get that prize out to you. I need – obviously, I'll need your real name and address. Yeah.

That is my real name. I can't believe only 12% of people want to be invisible. What do you lose if you get the chance to do it? What's the downside? I think there's a lot of unimaginative people out there who are like, oh, I wouldn't want that. It would be – it could be a curse. of people out there who are like, oh, I wouldn't want that. It could be a curse.

You see something you don't want to see or your government then forces you to maybe to work for you. If there was an invisible man out there, I think it would be a game changer. Trevor Burrus No, a lot of shit. Sure. But I mean that's allowing people to know that you can turn invisible. Peter Van Doren Well, the fact that you're fucking – sooner or later, you guys are fucking running in the locker rooms, going to hockey games.

You guys are going to trip up. You guys are not keeping it on the seat on the low, down low. You guys are fucking just traipsing around. Throw the flower all over the place. Sunday, Sunday, you're not invisible. So that means you're going to the hockey game nude though. You didn't say that. You can't wear clothes. Alright, so just hopefully nothing goes wrong. That would be the weird

part though, right? Like you're just sitting in the chair, you see the popcorn and you start like... You just see both people on both sides looking at you and you'd be like... Well did you see that viral video of the Oilers fan who flashed her boobies when the Oilers were? Oh, yeah. Could you imagine if you're in the audience, you see that and you get an erection? Yeah. Yeah.

Could be in trouble. That's when I start to become invisible. She got in trouble for that, Oilers fan? No, she went into hiding. Oh, really? Yeah. They wanted her. I guess they wanted her to go to all the hockey games and do that for the Oilers. Oh, really? But I guess she's just trouble for that, Oilers fan? No, she went into hiding. Oh really? Yeah. I guess they wanted her to go to all the hockey games

and do that for the Oilers. Oh really? But I guess she's just like, no, I don't want to be just known for that. Right, right. Well they had that girl behind the Devil's bench that one year when they were playing the Kings. Remember they had that adult star or whatever

that sat behind DeBoer to the big tits? Yeah, well I can't believe you still remember that. Yeah, you did not remember it. You're a dog, Sunday. That's why he wants you to go on hockey games. That girl, that adult actress might be there. Exactly. You think so?

Not because she ain't flashing. There's Sunday. I mean, I get him pulled it up. Did you see it, Brian? Yeah, I saw this. Did you see the other one with the little kid flexing his muscles? Yeah. I think it's funny too that they call them oil cans.

Oh, wait. No, this is a different one. I saw a different video of a lady flashing. For the oilers? Yeah. The other one with the little kid flexing his muscles. I think it's funny too that they call them oil cans. Oh wait, no, this is a different one. I saw a different video of a lady flashing. For the Oilers? No, it wasn't for the Oilers.

It must have been for somebody else. What's the matter? Fucking get them. Can't you fucking get them? Geez, don't you wish you were invisible? Well, that's it. That's the game. Sunday, you barely squeaked it out.

I was betting my money on you having the pulse of America. He practically called me a commie. A pinko. You lost by one. I really lost by one, but I was right by the white whiskers on my chin. Not on my hair. Not on my head. Just on my chin. Not on my hair. Not on my head.

Just on my chin. But, yeah, so, Brian, nice showing. You definitely didn't – you know, you have no reason to hide your head in shame. Yeah. Sorry, Morgan, I tried. Yeah. You want me to say, tell him Steve David? I guess so, yeah.

All right. Tell him Steve David. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.