Tell Em Steve-Dave - #613: The 2024 Halloween Spooktacular

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

Bry, Walt & Q celebrate Halloween with a special guest!

All right, Patreon plug time. Over on Patreon this Tuesday, we are releasing Sunday Drive. This is a show with just me and Sunday as we podcast while driving, hence the name Sunday Drive, as we visit places around Jersey that are sometimes near but always dear. This week's episode is our Halloween episode, Sunday Drive Fright Fest. As Sunday takes us back to where we used to work as a teen, great adventure. Let's hear a clip. You got Q's head on who's torso? Put his head on Troy's body.

Okay, that's not bad. Arms, now I'm not just trying to fucking butter you up and kiss up to you right now, but with those fucking guns that you got now, there's no way I could deny you the arms. I gotta take the arms. So now we're starting to look like the Toxic Avenger now. Now we just need a tutu, a pink tutu, and everything's just fine. Yeah, taking your arms and putting them on Jimmy's torso

and being put in the neck and head. He's gonna look like that guy from Freaks with no body. He's just like, just walk around on his hands. with no body, it's just like, just walk around on his hands. So last week was the all new Sunday Jeff Show Halloween special, which by the way, people loved, so thank you. The week before that was Sunday Grind, where we watched the original Halloween movie, so lots and lots of scary happenings on the TSD Patreon this month. And even though next week is November, that doesn't mean we don't have some more monstrous

content as a Let's All Go Toho The Movies is next week's release. And this episode focuses on my all-time favorite giant monster movie, War of the Gargantuas. So lots of exciting shows to dig into if you'd go join up now. All right, enough hawking. It's time for the TESD 2024 Halloween Special! I'm going to be a little bit of a pain in the ass. Hello and welcome to this spooky edition of Tell them Steve Dave, the Halloween episode. That's right boys. It's that time of Dave, the Halloween episode. That's right, boys. It's that time of year. 2024 Halloween special.

Yeah. Still doing it. Still doing it. After all these years, we have some Halloween stuff. We've got a special guest later on. We've got all kinds of stuff coming. Like a zombie shambling on and on and on. Just a shell. lifeless husk. Unaware of everyone around them just doing what they do. It's only other option to lay down and die or keep moving.

So onwards and onwards. We have a guest in a little bit, but first I want to get to the- The traditional part of Halloween tradition is Brian's list of offensive Halloween costumes. Yes, and what you should not be going out as this year. Now, usually it's good housekeeping that I refer to, but this year they let me down. They have not updated since last year. Nope.

What? Yeah. Good housekeeping has deemed that there are no more costumes that are offensive. I guess that anything goes according to to the good housekeeping, no. Their work is done. Mission accomplished. Eradicated all the offensive costumes. So I went to Ranker instead, which is a pretty good website. Rankor?

Ranker. Like R-A-N-K-E-R, like your rank stuff. Oh, Ranker, got it. Yeah, not like a Ranker pit or something. Yeah. Or a fucking nerd. Well, also is a ranker award for like angry. Yeah. You're the one, you're the only one that brought up a pit and a monster. I'm just saying. So number one on this list, I don't think it's in any particular order, but there are 16 different costumes here. The first, and I don't know, again, I don't know why you have to tell people this. Like, but I guess there are people out there

that are like, hey, I know what I'll go as. I'll go as a school shooting victim. Oh my God. That's number one on the list. Okay, yeah. Number two. Already, I gotta say, Rancor's list is already coming in. Coming in strong. Already better than Good Housekeeping, I think. Yeah, like this say, Ranker's List is already coming in. Coming in strong.

Already better than Good Housekeeping, I think. Yeah. Yeah, like this is something that I agree with. You don't have the phone set to record? Oh, God damn it. BEEP ["The Office Coach"] This year I want to go as the office coach who saved Halloween. Yes.

Going to put a big pillow underneath my shirt, get a hobo beard. Maddie lights. With that blackout, uh, that teeth, you blackout makeup that you put on your teeth. I saved the day. You didn't have that button pressed. Press that button. Now that's a safe costume. That's not offending anyone. TST town that's that costume is gonna win first prize at the Cosmopolis. That's like sexy nurse. Yeah. That's the sexy nurse of Telensee, David Town. Yeah. Don't go as school victim, school shooting. School shooting victim, right.

Couldn't you just be like, I'm a zombie? I guess you could, well... Like if anybody gives you a... But then to your buddies, you'd be like, this is what I really am. But to the rest of the crowd, like, who are you supposed to be? And you could tell you got a Karen on your hand. You'd be like, I'm what I really am. But to the rest of the crowd, like, who are you supposed to be? And you can tell you got a Karen on your hand. You'd be like, oh, I'm just a zombie. Chill out.

Yeah. And while you were in a Parkland sweatshirt. Oh, is that, did I put that on today? Yeah. Yeah. Aside from that, I'm like, yeah, how would you tell it's a school shooting victim? It has to be that. It has to be just a school t-shirt or something, right?

Well, number two, you also shouldn't go as a school shooter. Oh, okay. A sweatshirt or something, right? Well, number two, you also shouldn't go as a school shooter. Oh, okay. No black trench coat and, uh. Yeah. No, uh, Columbine type look. I mean, I don't disagree. Yeah. It's look, there's poor taste and then there's like, you're just being a jerk off.

Yeah. The story of our lives is trying to straddle that line. We don't always just stay on the tightrope, but you know. But is there any type of shooter you can go as? Can you go as the guy, like, you know, one of the black ops who, who put down Bin Laden, can you go as that guy? Like a Navy SEAL type guy? I think you could do that.

You could still do that. I think you could walk around dressed like that guy. Really? Really is going to depend on the parties you attend though, because you go to the wrong party. I only go to parties where they love America once. It would be fine at any party I'm at. Okay. Walt, I know you were thinking about this, but number three, don't go as an aborted baby.

Why? Why not? Because that's what- Yeah, that's what everybody wants, right? It's seemingly what everybody's arguing, what they want, like frothing out the mouth that they want to be able to kill babies on demand, anywhere, anytime, any place. So why not be able to go as one? For some reason that's bad taste.

I've had friends, I've had friends screaming in my face that, you know, that, you know, they want the ability to have abortions within a half hour. Right, right. Like a drive through. Yeah. Got it. So I'm surprised at people being a little upset about an aborted fetus because I mean, to me, I think that-

Doesn't mean anything. That celebrates the issue. To me, I think that. Doesn't mean anything. It's just tissue. Celebrates the issue. Yeah. They don't have any, they don't have any reasons as to why you shouldn't dress up like

this. So I think that's a, I think it's a pretty good counterpoint though. That's all I have is good counterpoints. All right. Well. Point counter joint, man. Here we are.

Number four, KKK member. Yeah. That's a tough costume to pull off anywhere. You're never going to be able to pull that off anywhere. I've seen it. I have seen it, but. Really? I've seen it.

In what year? Well. And wasn't Halloween. It was Halloween. It was after, it was after oh five because I was in the fire department. Cause I remember being like, I can't be at this party if that guy's walking around the KKK uniform.

Cause I was like, look, I was a pro be on the fight. So it had to be 2005, 2006. I was like, look, I was a pro be on the fight. So it had to be 2005, 2006. I was like, look, this guy can't, I don't want to be in a picture with this fucking guy walking around like this. So that's the kind of picture that comes back to haunt you. Yeah.

I was like, this guy's fucking nuts. I'm like, why is he? So I saw that as recently as 06. Yeah. Man. And it was in Staten Island? Well, I thought that was- Of course it was. that as, as recently as oh six. Yeah. Oh man. And it was in Staten Island? Well, I thought that was assumed.

Yeah. Yeah. I would've thought you were down South somewhere, you know, training at a fire facility and in the heart of fucking. No, the guy who did it was. Definitely put out burning crosses. I don't know. Not too fast, Broby. Jerk it off to that.

No, it wasn't a fireman that dressed like that. Oh, okay. No, no, no. I was in the fire department. I thought it was a fireman too. No, no, no, no, no. Guba got that on record. Yeah.

I was in the fire department. That's how I know. That's how I know the timing of it. Gotcha. No, he wasn't a, it was, it, no, no. Gubbe got that on record, yeah. I was in the fire department. That's how I know the timing of it. Gotcha. No, he wasn't a fireman. It was not a guy. I don't even remember his name anymore, but he wasn't a fireman.

Obviously, I wouldn't have told that story if one of my friends showed up in a KKK uniform. No, no, no. Whatever you do, don't go as a crashed Boeing jet. Nobody's doing this, though. I know. Nobody's doing this. So why even?

If you're not going to write a legitimate article, don't phone it in, though. For God's sake, this is rancor. Do a top 10. You don't have to do 19 or however many they have. Do a tight top 10. Just didn't have AI write this. They weren't just like, give me a list of like.

Offensive Halloween costumes. Yeah, because nobody's, I don't know, maybe someone is, what do I know? Well, you know, there have been people that let go of the twin towers, you know, with a jet crashing into them, so it's like, I just, like, some of these though, I would be like, I don't know what you're supposed to be.

Like, you're obviously a crashed plane, but like, specifically a crashed Boeing jet. Yeah, that's why I think that's AI right there. Don't go as an attempted assassin. Hmm. So you can't go as John Wilkes Booth this year, huh? Well, I'm going to cross that off. Well, he wasn't attempted. He did assassinate. Oh, yeah.

So Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth. Oh, they all succeeded, huh? Who are the failed assassins then? Well, you know, they, after you know who. Oh, Trump? Yeah. Yeah, what was that kid's name again? Who cares?

Which one? Office coach, on his game today! On his fucking game! Press that button. Who cares? Cash and checks! Game. Press that button. Who cares? Cash and checks. Only my water was cold. That would have felt good.

Really needed it. Even though it's resurfaced in popularity, don't go as the Menendez brothers. Yeah, there's that Netflix series though that you put them back in the spotlight though, so. Did you see the, like the, I want to call it a thumbnail for it, like the picture that they use with a lot, like they look like two gay lovers, don't they? Like the way they're posed. Yeah.

Did you watch it? And they're like really good looking guys. No. I watched it. Is it good? It's good. It's a good watch. I heard it changes people's minds. Um, you know, I think you could come out of it,

believe in whatever you want to. Right. But it was weird how they played up like, they kind of made a little incestuously gay at times. Oh, did they? Not, like they're not openly like, but it is weird. You're like, well, I wouldn't do that with my brother. Everything from killing my parents to kissing,

I wouldn't have done with my brothers. Everything from killing my parents to kissing, I wouldn't have done with my brother. So yeah, but it was entertaining to watch. That sucks though, because Debbie has a school Halloween party this year and we were talking about going as the Menendez brothers. Are you going to? Yeah.

A couple's costume. Well, hopefully these people didn't read Ranker. Which one are you going to be? Which brother are you? Uh, I was going to be Lyle. Q as tempting as it is, do not go as Diddy. Do not go as Diddy. Do not go as Diddy.

And not cause of the blackface. It's just. Not even saying blackface here. It's just like anything Diddy related, I guess is off limits. Don't wear all white. Don't wear all white. Okay.

Is it though. Sean, John. Is it because of all the alleged scandals? I guess so, I mean, otherwise, I can't see him being on this list. Alleged doesn't mean anything in this day and age then, huh? No, I mean you did it. That's what alleged means. Well, I mean, alleged has no meaning.

Alleged, nobody, everybody's just already convicted the guy. Pretty much, yeah. Okay. Just wanna make sure. And it's hard. Just put my finger just already convicted the guy. Pretty much. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just want to make sure. And it's hard. Like. Just put my finger to the window and make sure where I gotta. Where you gotta land.

Yeah. I mean, he's, he seems like he did it to me. I don't... Yeah. There's also like, ah, hmm. There's, there's so- We've been wrong before though. We have.

I'm wrong most times. Yeah. You're right. It would be nuts if he didn't do it. Wouldn't that be the craziest fucking thing if he actually didn't do anything wrong? I mean, they would say a lot about the media. Yeah. Crazy. Well, supposedly it's the CIA asset who got turned or they got rid of them. This is them disavowing. Oh, really? Yeah. They'd burn an asset like that?

Yeah. Why? Oh yeah. Once they have no more use for you, are you're compromised? Yeah, but what's the point? Like you're just making an enemy out of some guy who could blab. You just. Doesn't matter. Who's going to believe them now? Yeah.

A lot of people in this country. Uh. We've got time for one more, Brian. Okay. One more we'll do, and then we'll finish up after our guest. Uh, Walt, I know that you have a noose and a Patriots jersey ready to go as Aaron Hernandez. Well, that noose is why I get that noose out

in during hockey season, you know, when the devils get eliminated. I got it out last year, I had it out when the Lions got eliminated in the championship game. And, you know, I had it over the rafter, but you know, somehow, some way I found a reason to carry on, but yeah, you know, I had it over the rafter, but, you know, somehow, some way I found a reason to carry on. But yeah, maybe this year I'll break it out and go as Aaron Hernandez.

I get a little pencil thin mustache. Talk about masturbating constantly. Throw out that Menendez costume you spend months putting together. All right. So we've got to call in our guest, annual tradition. Yes. I can hear it. Can you hear it, Q? I hear it. One ringy ding.

Hello. Happy Halloween, Sven. Well, thank you so much. Thank you for joining us too. We appreciate it. Yeah. It's good to talk to you again, man. It's nice to hear your voice. Well, nice to talk to you guys too. Walt came up with some questions. Okay, well, God bless you. And you're going to judge the answers. Yes. So with you being the be all end all on things horror and Halloween, especially monster movies, I thought we would play a game where Bri Q and I try to win your approval, Sven

Gulli, with our answers to six scenarios that you will judge and get this. And the person who gets the most points will become the ultimate Sven groupie. Whoa. All right. Like in the real world, do you have Sven groupies? Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately they're, they're, they're all over the place. Unfortunately. Whoa. Why? You know, I, I am a married man. Oh, okay. I've been married for, since 1986. married for since 1986. Oh, my wife will kill me actually. 1982.

So the Sven groupies don't keep her on her toes. Oh no. She's, she's, she's locked in with me. Yeah. She's got it locked down. Great. And I imagine you get all those hot goth chicks, right? Oh, there's any number of them.

Also, you know, the slightly mentally off balance. Close to being a cat lady type. But there are people that we call, you know, the regulars who show up at everything ours, we like to call them repeat offenders. And there are some people who come to at everything ours, we like to call them repeat offenders. Pete Slauson Oh, that's great. David Rieman There are some people who come to every single event that we do, and it's like, okay, here's your 5,000th autograph. There's no difference between any of them. Pete Slauson But I mean, really, God bless them for being there, right? Like, isn't it?

David Rieman Oh, of course. It's so nice that people, you know, care enough about the show that's it, that they will make it a point to always show up. Yeah. And dude, you're the Mac daddy though. You are the Mac daddy of what you do. So like, if I was a hot goth girl, I mean, I would be all over you. Let's not think about that.

That sounds like a good Halloween costume actually. Well there, yes. See, now you're thinking. Alright, you want to roll right into it, Sven? With the first scenario? Okay. Scenario 1. A quick pitch synopsis, kind of like what you would read on the back of a DVD or a VHS back in the day if you were at the video store of a movie. Something real quick, where we give you a new take

on the universal monster we think is the lamest. Okay. So we're going to do a, like, kind of like a reboot on it on what we think is the lamest universal monster. Sounds good. All right. Bra, you want to go first? Sure. Mine is the She-Wolf of London. Mmm.

All right. In the original- Yes, I know that one. You know that one? That's the June Lockhart. Yes. Fucking Lost in Space? Wow.

You need a reboot on that? Well, yeah, because in the original movie, there's no sign of a werewolf anywhere. I say you remake it with Sydney Sweeney. Oh, whoa. I think she should be in everything. Sounds like he's got the point. I don't know if you remember, but Sven didn't like the big chesty women.

I remember Morgana last year, he didn't pick me. Oh yeah, but he did like Elvira. Well, that didn't mean that I didn't like that type of woman. It just was, you know, there was a better scenario going, that's all. Okay. It's a man of integrity, Wulff.

Yeah. Okay. So we remake it with integrity, won't it? Yeah. Okay, so we remake it with Sydney Sweeney, let her actually turn into a she-wolf. You drop the whodunit angle for a more straightforward psychodrama where Sydney doesn't know if she's a wolf, the wolf or not. Turns out she is since we see her shed all her clothes and transform into the she-wolf. The rest of the movie is about the patriarchy and how she needs to stay in her lane as a female human, but when transformed she cuts loose and exclusively kills men.

Hmm. All right. That's, that's very impressive. I have to say. Hey, you want to go next, Q? Yeah, I'm just a little surprised that's what he came up with. That sounds like something exactly a modern harder, hard writer would come up with and you'd hate. I know. But people buy that shit. writer, hard writer would come up with and you'd hate. I know. People buy that shit.

Okay. Yeah, I'll go. I'll go. Um, so I just thought, look, the mummy, the classic universal mummy. Boris Karloff. Yeah, look, he looked great, but as a threat, I just felt like, you know, slow moving, you know, kind of just run away from him. He's not really,

you know, you kind of got to fuck up to get killed by the mummy, I think. He's got it. So he didn't have some supernatural power to him. But yeah, as far as actual physical movement, I think glaciers move faster than he did. So this is kind of the take that I would do on it. I would make the mummy the good guy. And there's an angry Egyptian god who's like plotting to decimate mankind. He's pissed, he hasn't been worshiped in millennia, and he's gonna punish the humans and make them all believe and make them, and the mummy is actually the priest that defeated the god last time. So they have to dig the mummy up to get him to work with the good guys to kill it.

But he has no tongue, so he has to actually start killing people to get their tongue. He needs to put a tongue in his mouth so he could say the words, the incantation to dispel the god. So even though he's a good guy, it starts out with him trying to hunt down and kill someone and they don't know why.

And then when he gets the tongue, he's able to kind of fucking explain what was going on. And so that was it. The mummy is still dangerous, still murderous, but you know, more of a good guy this time around. Okay, but it would be R rated if people are putting their tongues in his mouth. Oh, it has to be R rated. And don't forget, you have an Egyptian God going crazy. You're still getting all the kills because there's still a mad god out there, you know,

putting the plague on people, trying to get people afraid of him and stuff like that. So, it's still wall to wall mayhem and murder, but just like with the mummy working for the side of the angels. Well, that sounds good. Okay. Matt, do you take points off there, Sven, for him picking one of the top four Universal Monsters, the Mummy? The lamest? No, you can't take points off of that. No, you can't take points off of that. And even though we're going to be running that Mummy movie in November.

Exactly. Yeah. I can't say I would take points off of that. I love the Mummy. I just think for kids today, the audience today, they're not gonna buy. They can't even pay attention for more than 15 seconds. You think they're gonna do a slow mummy crawl?

Well, how many remakes have there been? The recent one with Brendan Fraser, then there was the one, was it with Tom Cruise, where there was a female mummy? Yeah, yeah. I thought the Brendan Fraser ones were good. The first two were a lot of fun, I mummy. Yeah, yeah. I thought the Brendan Fraser ones were good. The first two were a lot of fun. I thought.

Yeah, actually I thought the first one especially when it was really a good blend. It kind of had the same feel of a lot of the universals where there was, you know, comic relief as well as the scary stuff. Yeah, that's why I liked them a lot, right. All right, so we got two out of the three. All right, so my pick for lamest Universal Monster is Phantom of the Opera.

And I think one of the biggest reasons is cause opera is in the title. You just can't sell opera in today's world. What if it was the Phantom of the Soap Opera? Would that help? Oh, even those are going the way to Dodo Bird. There's only like one soap opera left on the air. I think at this point. Phantom of the Soap Opera? Would that help? Oh, even those are going the way to Dodo Bird. There's only like one soap opera left on the air. I think at this point.

Phantom of the Rave? It might be a Phantom of, it's gotta be like the beat box. Like, so it's like an urban. Phantom of the karaoke. Yeah. But here's how I would revamp it. I would set it in 1800s England, still in an opera house, but there's a bitter, arrogant conductor understudy. He covets the job, the money,

the prestige, and the wife of the world's famous conductor he has sat behind for years. So he has a midnight satanic prayer and makes a deal with the devil, offering his soul a trade for everything the conductor has and his ruin. The understudy awakens the next morning lying in his red pentagram, sprawled on the floor with some sheet music beside him. That evening at the opera performance, the understudy switches the normal sheet music with the satanic sheet music and the conductor and the orchestra perform the satanic suite. When the music is performed aloud, it causes

a door to hell to open, thus unleashing demons or phantoms, phantoms of the opera, if you will. I thought this was an elevator pitch. For some people, just going into an opera house is like opening the door to hell. So you get demonic horror right out of the gate. Anything with Satan in it, you can overcome having opera in it as long as you have a satanic opera, in my opinion. Yeah. All right.

There's some logicals in it. You know. You're gonna just read all those music without them ever having rehearsed or something like that. They're professionals, Q. They work in an opera house in the 1800s. Oh, okay, yeah, but they're still all showing up. They didn't question anything. Oh, they just were happy to be playing? I mean, it's a fun, cool idea.

I'm great at that, man. I would actually probably watch that movie if it came out. You know, and then the opera sounds very metalish, you know? It's like almost like symphony music, but it's got a sinister tone to it and it's like something that for not meant for human ears. It's the classical version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Oh, yes. Charlie Daniels is smiling down right now, tapping his toe. Look at this guy kissing up. is smiling down right now. Look at this guy kissing up.

Really got a salesman hat on. All right, Sven, you got to pick who gave you the best pitch on our first scenario. Remember, mine has Sidney Sweeney in it. Well, I have to say all of them actually I think are really good. I think that you guys have certainly got a chance of selling these to someone who will actually make the movies. And okay, I have to, you know, make up for last year. I have to go with the She-Wolf of London. You got it. Wow.

That was you screwed it, Walt. You brought up Big Booms. You know when you challenge a man and say he doesn't like Big Bo boobs, he has to double down and prove it. Double down. Yeah, he's double D down. If I did say anything about that, you know, your lack of interest in Chests last year, would you have picked that, Sven? Um, well, I think, actually I think coming in second, second a close second would be the Phantom of the Opera oh all that matters is number one that's he only gets one question this man was gonna do let me reward him what would you think is I don't know if

you're able to say you know as you as you work for the business You know, you're you're an insider. What did you think was the lamest Universal Monster? Well, I got to think of this because there was one that I just thought so good I'm not sure if this was universal or not, but we had The creation of the humanoids and The humanoids were like, you know, these sort of, you know, Android types that were trying to take over the world. And it was incredibly boring.

So it has, you guys haven't shown that one? We did show it. I regret it to this day. It has been second only to the 5,000 fingers of Dr. T with Hans Conrad. It was like a Dr. Seuss written movie and even Dr. Seuss hated it. So. Oh, okay. All right.

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Alright scenario number two. Okay. What horror movie creature would you most want as a pet cue? We'll go first. Horror movie creature would most want as a pet cue. So that movie was, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, Where the Things Live in the Walls. Right. Yes. One of those things. One of the little night creatures. Yeah. One of the little night creatures that live in the wall and come out at night. The little furry pinheads. Yeah. Get them. If I get one of the little night creatures that live in the wall and come out at night. They're little furry pinheads. Yeah, get them. If I get one of them in a fish tank, you know what I mean?

With a heat lamp on top and a little cave for it to live into and throwing some raw meat every day and it eats it. I think that would be a crazy good pet. And it's not like the gremlins where you got a bunch of rules you got to worry about, you know what I mean? You got to worry about getting water feeding them on this thing. All you got to do is not let it get out of the cage.

I know there's absolutely things you have to do. Oh really? It cannot take the light of any kind. Well I'd say I've made the cave there. Oh so the heat lamp's not a good idea. So you have to live in perpetual darkness too or else you're a cruel, inhumane pet owner. Well we're gonna have to see.

We're gonna have to test the limits of its light. Maybe some UV light will help it out or something like that. Black light only. Oh I can black light it. Okay. Yeah, I can put a little harness on them and then rent them out as chimney sweeps or something. Yeah! Now you're talking. I'm telling you.

They did live in chimneys. I was wondering what the upshot was here to having him as a pet, but yeah, that would make sense. People will buy tarantulas and snakes for pets. I don't understand why people get them either. I think this is kind of in the same vein, but I mean, you go to a friend's house and they got a little pinhead creature living in a cave. Like that's more fascinating than a tarantula. So wait a minute, you're building an artificial cave though. Yeah.

And the fish, like a terrain. Yeah. Like I'm getting it. They're bait, they're the size of like, they're up to your knee though. Yeah. The fish tank is going to have to be huge. No, it wasn't.

They weren't that big. Oh yeah. Yeah. They were probably about knee high, right? Yeah. The tip of their pinhead. Yeah. They were probably about knee high. Yeah.'re up to your knee though. Yeah, fish tank is gonna have to be huge. No, it wasn't, they weren't that big. Oh yeah. Yeah, they were probably about knee high, right? Yeah, the tip of their pinhead

was probably just touching your knee. Oh, that's all? Got a 55 gallon tank, that's not a big deal. You've never seen that show tanked on Animal Planet? Yeah, that's just a matter of getting the right tank. That's all. Okay. Yeah, or maybe like a crate for like dogs or stuff like that.

These are thinking creatures though, and you're just gonna put it in a stuff like that. These are thinking creatures though. And you're just going to put it in a, in a cage. So they're not good creatures though. That remains to be seen. Well, look, that's my answer. I think it's a fascinating. Don't be afraid of the dark night creature, pinhead and hair.

Okay. Bri. Uh, me, I went to, uh, back in the eighties to monkey shines, Elvin Capiton helper monkey. And, uh, I picked her so she could carry out all my dark intentions. You know, like I was thinking of other pets, but like, they always turn on you like Kujo

in Kujo or Churchill in a pet cemetery. It's like every, like all these pets, they eventually turn on their owners. And I think Ella actually did too, if I'm not mistaken. It's good because as I recall that monkey was, uh, the owner was a paraplegic and you're pretty much almost there. I'm mistaken. It's good because as I recall that monkey was, the owner was a paraplegic and you're pretty much almost there. I'm almost there, Spade.

I do so little. I'm starting to atrophy as we're speaking. His wife is like, thank God we're bringing in another helper monkey. You walk into the living room, the monkey's got its arm around Marybeth watching TV. You're like, I want a put a cigarette in a beer. I don't need that kind of help.

Does it have the voice box? Bricketype? This thing's gonna be throwing shit at you. It's gonna be trying to kill your dog. I mean, you sure about this? You think so? I mean, I'll just get a big fish tank. Put it in there. Another 50-pound guy. Yeah. And also- The fish tank business is going to be booming now. History has shown us that never winds up well. The monkey usually becomes so jealous and will

kill your wife, will kill everything that even tries to get close to you. So it's just you and the monkey forever. know, forever. Really? I hadn't considered that. Wasn't that a sitcom? Me and the monkey? Yeah, like BJ and the bear looks like he has a good time with his monkey.

Yeah, but that, that monkey never killed anybody though. You know, the monkey shines was had a, had a body count. Yeah, but it was like, it was carrying out his intentions though. That like. He thought was his intentions. Well, yeah. Twisted. Every creature is going to be murderous. They're monsters.

Like, isn't that what we're going with? I haven't gone yet. Oh, no. Unless you got more on Monkey Shines. No, that's it. That's it for Monkey Shines. Okay. Okay.

For me, my ultimate horror movie creature would be Minya. For the unwashed masses, Gatsuki. And if anyone comes after me that Minya is not a horror movie creature, I defy anyone at this table to point to a more disturbing monster than Minya. He's child-aged, but he looks like Uncle Fester after a hard night of drinking toxic waste. Right? And he's one of the most disturbing Kaiju monsters of all time, right? And although Godzilla would breathe the big blast, he would just do smoke rings. Yes. I even have in my notes that me and Minya could go down by the pond and he could shoot

his little smoke rings out and I would throw rocks through them. That's how we would spend a summer afternoon. You and I got nothing to do. That's the beginning of the Andy Grimgud Show. He's not caged, Sven. I'm not putting him in a tank. He could sleep in my bed with me and my wife. Is he that friendly? Are you sure about that? Yeah, he's friendly. He's a friend to all children.

I don't want to hear where the smoke rings would go then. So what movie did he appear in first? Godzilla's Revenge, Son of Godzilla. And you're classifying that as a horror movie? Yes, when you look up monster horror movies. Maybe Godzilla's a horror monster. I'm leaving this up to Sven. There's no way you can't call that a monster. Look at his big brown eyes. Look at how cute he is. Yeah, that's why I'm leaving this up to Sven. There's no way you can't call that a monster. Look at his big brown eyes.

Look at how cute he is. Yeah, that's why I'm picking him. I don't think this is in the spirit of the question. I gotta be honest. Horror movie creature. Yeah. It is a creature. Godzilla falls under the horror movie monster criteria.

Does it fall under sci-fi? No. When did you show, what movie was it called? It's called son of Godzilla or Godzilla's revenge have some major Minya content. Mr. Mr. Spangoli. What's the last time you played either of those movies on your program? I would say probably two years two years. Oh very relevant I have to side with you on that, know he is a part of that you know Godzilla mystique and it would be considered a I guess I'm tipping my hand

here because I'm gonna go with Minyak. I love Q coming after me for relevancy when he's picked a 1972 TV movie that no one's ever heard of. Everybody at this table heard of it. Yes. At this table, yes. Oh, yes. I'm on the board. Q, you need this one. Bad. Okay. It's all right. Well, actually, what would you want as a horror movie pet there, Sven? Oh, that's, I think I'd want the hand from Peter Lorre one. Oh, that'd be nice, I think I'd want, uh, the hand from Peter Laurie one, the beast with five fingers.

Yeah. That'd be very useful, I think, to, uh, you know, take care of small jobs around the house, all types of jobs. Let's just leave it at that. He's not coming back next year. I want to change my answer to the hand so I have to move you in less than I do. Here we are. Gatum's like, can I borrow that hand, Brian?

I'll wash it before I return it. Just for the weekend. Just for the weekend. Hand sanitizer. Hamburger helper. Okay, let's take this moment to hear from one of our fine sponsors. Hey, Jimmy the Hair Guy here, and I'm sure you're asking, does BlueChu work? If you're asking that question, we want you to know that BlueChu is putting their money

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Ooh. Okay, so I'm gonna go first on this one. Yeah. I'm sure everyone at the table and Sven is familiar with the Sentinel Sphere? From, uh. Oh, sure. From Phan, Phan, yeah. From Phant, I was hoping I'd get somebody. I thought for sure you guys, I never heard

it was called the Sentinel Sphere. No, of course. I know it's called the Sphere, but I don't know if you knew. I thought the Sentinel Sphere. Well, I watched those movies, I know. All was called the Sentinel. No, of course. I know it's called a sphere, but I don't know if you knew. I thought the Sentinel. Well, I watched those movies. I know. All right. All right.

Well done. Well done. For me, a Sentinel sphere are like floating Alexis of death. They possess the following powers and abilities. We know they have flight, but they also have cutting, sawing, and drilling. Finally, some DIY work can get done while I watch TV around the house.

It extends its owner's influence. So in my opinion, the podcast and all the people who do or surround our podcast definitely need more of my influence enforced in them. So, and I won't name names, but with this sphere, I could finally influence far more effectively to the people that surround me. Uh, it has. Through terror and fear.

It has pursuit and tracking ability. You know, I can't find my phone. Boom, send out the Sentinel sphere, get lost while I'm driving, boom, unleash the sphere and let it fly out the window. And I just follow it home. So you can use it like Google maps? Yeah.

So what if it kills a hobo or two on the way home? Now, you don't know this, Fen, but this would be very good for our office manager. Get them. But it pumps out vital fluids from any target. So our office manager, um, get them, but it pumps out vital fluids from any target. So our office manager is endlessly draining his body parts. Whenever I walk into the office, like he has ganglion cysts and inevitably every time I walk in, he's draining some, something from an appendage of his.

So I could just send in the sentinel sphere and now drain out and get all that fucking infected pus out of there. This fever is going to kill itself. It's going to roll into traffic. And in fine. And finally, is it a brains inside of them? It's, it's, uh, the souls of like, of the people it, it, it, it kills, but it also injects poison.

And I will say, I'm thinking of replacing that ability with a Coke so I can have a traveling soda fountain at a moment's notice. He's taking the, the Senatel Sphere and turning it into a cartoon. It's like a boy and his dog. You know, like I just want, I just want to have a soft drink, you know, the Senatel

Sphere could come over and just, you and just dispense a nice cold drink. I don't have the same spout that Giddum's Ganglion's Cis Fluid is coming out of. It's very sanitary. Yeah, but like what, I mean, how, like you have no concerns about it just being a murderous ball of hate? Well, it's under my influence. The tall man made it a murderous ball of hate. I see.

Now for me, it's the ultimate like, you the ultimate time saver and helpful gadget around the house now. Okay. Okay. So, Bry, you wanna follow that? Not really. No. That was actually pretty good. I was impressed by that because I almost picked the sphere myself, but I was like, somebody else is going to. Okay. So instead, I picked Christine from the movie Christine.

That's a good one. Okay. I said, what's better than a. Oh, that's a good one. Okay. I said, what's better than a car that has your back all the time and repairs itself should something go wrong. Oh, you'll save tons in repair bills. Yup. That's what I was thinking.

The bullies can come and smash out my car. Next day, as good as new. And no bullies. And no bullies. Yeah. Yeah. Tired of bullies. Your monkey is not going to be happy to have a car now also vying for your attention. Yeah. Cause Christine gets jealous. Tired of bullies. Shhh. Your monkey is not gonna be happy to have a car

now also vying for your attention. Yeah, because Christine gets jealous, you're right. Yeah, I got a monkey in a car that I'm dealing with. Just sitting in his room, just chapped with himself that two things are fighting over him. Yeah. A maniacal monkey and a possessed car. Just moving the curtain aside

as they're fighting in the driveway. Get a big grin on his face. I knew I was worthwhile. You can get a baby seat put in. I could bring my pinhead around. We could drive around. Oh, that would be a good idea. Oh my God. That would be good. Wow, man. It's fuck. That's... We got the Sentinel Sphere. We got Christine Q. Okay. I mean, I had the Hellraiser box, the Lament configuration. Yes.

One, it's, it's, uh, I thought it was a, uh, a stylish, stylish to have around the house. Like it's an interesting art piece. That's a decorative piece. Yeah. Under like a glass dome so people don't just pick it up and start going for it. Very responsible. Yeah. But I think it's very, I think it's such a beautiful piece.

And then knowing that like, if I had a problem with a neighbor or something like that, I could just leave it in his mailbox or on his porch or something like that. And then just sit back and wait a few weeks for Pinhead and crew to take care of business, then just go get it back. Neighbor gone. Suddenly my property line disputes over and done with, you know?

So you're using yours for retribution though. Yeah. Look, I'm using it for what it's created for. Yeah. I'm not here to decide. You don't want a nice cold drink. You're spouting soda and shit. I got my own soda, you know, it's mainly about the property line disputes that I'm more concerned about.

It doesn't, it couldn't help influence Git-Em. That's the other thing that the singer does. Well, I figure like if I flip it open enough time, Git-Em is going to come out of the fucking thing. So. Now are you confident you can solve one of those? Cause I think a lot of listeners are probably going, you're probably going to be like, oh, If I flip it open enough time, Gittem's gonna come out of the fucking thing. So. Yeah. Now are you confident you can solve one of those? Because I think a lot of listeners are probably going,

there's no way Q's opening that box. I think I'm in no danger of opening it. I have no intention. I think it's quite safe in my hands. I'll give it two turns and I'll be like, fuck this! I'm all thumbs. Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's safe with me and it could be used for my purposes. All right. So we got a Sentinel spheres, Sven. We've got Christine and we've got Hellraiser's puzzle box, his Rubik's cube. Okay. Well, I think this is going to even things up. I'm going with the Hellraiser box. Whoa.

What? I especially think that would be handy. You know, if you have the porch pirates who come and steal things delivered to your house, leave that out there. That'll teach them. Now you're talking. That's a great idea. Yeah, you know what?

Yeah. But you know what? I could leave the Sentinel Sphere on the porch too, you know, Sven. Well, you don't want to kill the porch pirates, do you? Then you're responsible. I'll just maim them. I think the thing is, yeah, you can also

give it to the little league. They'll use it as a ball. Things will turn nasty in no time. Right. Plus the sphere's going to just kill them, right? Or hurt them. The box, if those porch pirates don't pick it up and start messing with it, then they got no problems.

Exactly. It's on them. All right. You deal a lot with that out where you're at, Sven? Oh yeah. That happens all the time here. Oh, all right. So deal a lot with that out where you're at spin. Oh, yeah, that happens all the time here Sounds like Sven had a couple packages go missing They tried to take my coffin but that was a little too

They had to get a whole team of people to try to get that Now do you have a particular horror object that you would want Sven if you can go in going old school Yeah, I love it when you have a particular horror object that you would want, Sven, if you could have any? Going old school. Yeah, I love it when you go old school. I would love to have all that sparking equipment from the Frankenstein movies. Oh. The special effects done by Ken Strickfaden, I think his name was, but that stuff. And they used it in, it's the same stuff they used in Young Frankenstein.

It was the classic universal, you know, Dr. Frankenstein laboratory stuff. And I just, I've always been amazed by that. And, you know, it probably wouldn't serve much purpose other than, you know, like disco party lights or something. But I always was fascinated by that stuff. So what, what wound up happening to those pieces where they ultimately destroyed? I think that they're still around. Somebody still has them because they were used by Mel Brooks in Young Frankenstein and I wouldn't doubt that Universal has kept them, you know, in a safe place now because they're really revered by the movie fans. And you haven't put out the feeler for those? I imagine what your cloud and your influence,

they would just give them to you. We have enough trouble just to be able to secure the rights to the movies. Much less the props. Yeah. I mean, in all honesty, I mean, I think in Chicago, it's Michael Jordan and then you in terms of like, beloved sons of that area, right?

Of the Windy City? That's nice of you to say. I don't know. Bozo the Crown enters into it too, you know? No way. Oh yeah, people love Bozo. The Bozo here was, I think, the one that lasted the longest of all local TV Bozos, other than the management of some of the stations

you're being very kind of bozo but we both know that he's like number like he's in the twenties at best in europe even above my dick up if well that there are people who would argue with that too of course but they be wrong but i think it was a good a lot of tail with a lot of women like uh... that's a very good question. I'm afraid that's not within my sphere of knowledge. I can't imagine he did. It sounds like Sven would like to go into scenario four as quickly as

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All right. It's a little out of the box here, Sven, because there's so many monsters to choose from. It's very difficult. You you could go with the classics, but you know, that's already been done. Why wouldn't you? On the Mount Rushmore, go for the classics. Mount Rushmore, because then we would all have the same answer. So I kept mine to the things that I like.

And it's a little inclusive too, I'd say. Got two women on this list. Nice. Look at you now. I have the Xenomorph Queen from Alien. say. Got two women on this list. Nice. Look at you now. I have the xenomorph queen from Alien. Okay. I have Hannibal Lecter. I have Reagan in her demon form from The

Exorcist and the Zuni fetish doll from trilogy of terror. There you go. Oh, that is the most obscure Mount Rushmore though, only the hardcore of hardcore are going to travel to go see that. Yeah, it's true. Like tourism will cut down quite a bit. Yeah.

The park will close with the lack of ticket sales. Well, we recently had an alien movie, that Hannibal Lecter, I mean, the Anthony Hopkins one. Okay. Yeah. Zuni Fetish Doll, I'm not sure how many people will recognize, but I would love to see it up there.

So is it in scale too? So like the, the Anthony Hopkins head is massive. And then we have a little pebble sized head of the Zuni Fetish Doll. the, the Anthony Hopkins head is a massive. And then we have a little pebble sized head of the Zuni fetish. No, it would all be a, it would all be a scale. I mean, it wouldn't be the scale. It would be, you know, giant. Yeah. It would be giant.

Okay. So you have two women, one man, and a doll. Is the alien the woman? The alien queen is considered a woman? Female gender. Looking for points here. Sure are. You want me to go second Q? Uh, no. Yeah. Well, female gender. Looking for points here. Sure are. You want me to go second, Q?

No, OK. OK. You want to go? All right. I mean, is that, are we going? Yeah, go ahead. It doesn't, I mean, look, I went the opposite direction. I don't think you could have a Mount Rushmore without Dracula.

Like, he's the vampire that started everything, you know. Frankenstein's monster. I don't know how you not have them up there. I think those two have got to be on the cornerstones of it, like one and the other. Then I went a zombie and maybe not a specific zombie, but I think one could be found. But I think that given what zombies have done to horror and pop culture, they need to be represented up there. How about Bob from Day of the Dead? Okay. Maybe he would be good.

I was thinking maybe the tar man from Return of the Living Dead. That's a good one. Yeah, like a real zombie looking guy. And then for the final one, look, this was difficult for me because I think you have to represent the slasher genre. If you're talking horror on Mount Rushmore, it'd be insane not to have a slasher up there. And despite my personal feelings on the matter, I think you got to put Mike Miles, Mike, Michael Myers up there because he's kind of like the granddaddy of all the slashers.

Okay. So for me, it's Dracula Frankenstein, a zombie, a generic zombie, any zombie will do. We'll find the right zombie, but a zombie. And yeah, Michael Myers. Michael Myers. I think you have to represent slashers. Okay. All right, Sven. So since I'm going last, I don't think you should penalize me for picking some of the same monsters

that my companions have picked. And now when I go first, you can penalize them if they copy me. I will not hold it against. You're wasting your breath. I already won this round. I have Dracula for all the same reasons that Q mentioned. I have the Frankenstein monster. Yeah.

And I think, I believe Q said he just called them Frankenstein, which. No, I said Frankenstein. Okay. All right. All right. We'll check the tape on that. You think I didn't walk into this room knowing that was going to be a fucking issue. He just called him Frankenstein, which... No, I said Frankenstein's Monster. Okay, all right, all right. We'll check the tape on that.

You think I didn't walk into this room knowing that was gonna be a fucking issue? And I'm gonna complete the trilogy with the Wolfman, the holy trinity of monsters. It's got to be Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and the Wolfman. Abba and Costello have deemed it so. And number four, at the risk of brown nosing, some may call it, I'm putting you up there, Sven.

Wow. This is bullshit. Oh, wow. I believe you deserve to be up there for all you've done in promoting the classic monsters. You deserve your place up there. If it was up to me, you'd be up there alone, but we got to put these other three, Joe was up there too, so. The question was.

Couldn't I be kind of like the Lincoln Memorial? Cause the question was which four monsters are you putting on Mount Rushmore? Well, Sven Gulley is definitely a monster. He is a monster? Oh yeah. He sleeps in a coffin. Yeah.

Talk to the people I work with though. Oh, I don't know. Well, he's too humble a guy to pick that. I think you messed up. No, he is very humble, but at the end of the day, everybody, everybody knows it's true. Yeah. No.

Well. Those Mount Rushmore's these guys have, it's like, I could have seen that on the internet. Why Mount Rushmore? Everybody, you know that you'd love to see your face as tall as a building, Sven. You'm out. Everybody, you know that you'd love to see your face as tall as a building, Sven. You know it. You represent one, you represent one time in horror. You didn't even go the gamut.

You just bid the three easiest ones. And then an ass kissing fourth one. He's not going to pick you. I represented the entire fucking, the entire march of horror. You've got- you've got a nameless zombie up there. Well we could do Bubba with Tar Man. Yeah, okay, yeah, that'll sell tickets. Who's that mommy? Uh, Tar Man? What?

You think kids don't want to pay to see a 15 story high version of a zombie carved in rock We got well spain almost looks like a zombie. Ah now he's just insulting You know if you really wanted to save money and not have to do much work you could have made one of them the blob invisible man all right who's yes who you going with oh the invisible man. All right. Who are you going with? Oh, the invisible man. That's a great choice. Save millions. Who said that? Oh, the office coach. It's so violent today. Earn it is paid today. All right, Sven, this is a tough one. I know that you don't want to pick mine because you don't want to sound like, you know, arrogant or egotistical, but

you know, you're egotistical, but you know, you, you're definitely worthy of the honor. Well, that's nice of you. Now I would have gone with three of yours and then added as the fourth, the creature from the black lagoon. Okay. I'll change it to that. Really underrated.

No, sorry. I think I'm going to go with, with Q on this. Oh, too late, sorry. I think I'm gonna go with Q on this. Oh, I take the lead now. In spite of the nameless zombie he was talking about at first. I wanna put Dracula. And Frankenstein. Tar Man.

Yeah, thank you, thank you. You make it Tar Man, yeah. Tar Man. Tar Man. Tar Man's iconic. What? What movie was he in? Return of the Living Dead. Yeah, he is.

Oh yeah, he's very well known, quite honestly. I guess. Which one's Return of the Living Dead? The 80s one? Yeah. Were the girls running around naked the whole movie? Yeah. Yeah, that's the one.

That's the one. That's a great movie. That's a great movie. Oh, Return of the Living Dead is awesome. So iconic. Even the second one's really, really solid. So Sven, what you have just done is you have kept the Wolfman off because of your inability to just accept that you are just as important as those guys.

Well, I don't know. You've got to go with the main three, which is Frankenstein, Drax, and the Wolfman. That goes without saying. I think if you really were doing that, most people you would ask would definitely go with that. Now, if you were doing it from different eras, I think you'd go more with Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger. And yeah, he kind of bleeds over into bathroom.

Well I hear Tar Man, I think of the Marlboro man, like some sort of smoking hand or something. Yes, the fact that, you know, those awful Tars. I think, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Tar Man the actual genesis of zombies going brains? Yes, he's the first zombie to ever say it. You hear that one? That's true. TARMAN is the first zombie to ever say brains He's the one that put brains in the zombie

Lexicon. Okay. That's the George Washington of zombies. Over Wolfman. From yeah, I think zombies have- Over a werewolf. Yes. Who's making werewolf movies today? They're coming out with a new one. Yeah, how great does that look? It looks awesome. Oh, sure.

All right, so Q's got the lead here. If he gets this next one, he wins. Oh, this is getting tough. There's only two scenarios left. You guys better step up here. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, this is- Like a tide. only two scenarios left. You guys better step up here. Okay, I'm ready. Like a Tide.

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plus free shipping me on these comfort from the outside in scenario five is the most involved spen it calls for you to really weigh a lot of factors okay we must pick a four-member movie monster team member q not a TV movie, a theatrical movie. You ain't gotta worry about me. I understand the assignment. Don't be afraid of the dark. That will be the only thing standing between Earth and an alien apocalyptic invasion,

bent on annihilating every man, woman, and child on the planet. But your team must be made up from these four categories. One classic Universal monster movie monster. One 80's slasher movie monster. One supernatural monster. And one non-humanoid monster. Who do you want to go first, Sven?

You pick. Let's start with Brian. All right. Yeah. Classic universal monster. I went with the, uh, she wolf of London. No, just kidding. Uh, I went with Dracula because I said he can fly in shape shift and we're uncertain what his bike can do to an alien.

So we might as well give it a try. The other monsters I was like, they can be defeated, they can be destroyed, they can be torn apart, but I feel like Dracula had the best chance of, you know, staying alive unless they have stakes throughout a battle with aliens. And remember, Sven, don't penalize anyone for repeat answers. You know, when.

No, that's okay. Okay. Just want to make sure I got that in. Walt has Dracula. Twice. Okay. Who is your 80s slasher movie monster? Now this was between, uh, Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees. And I said, uh, Michael Myers debuted in the seventies.

So I was trying to remain pure. You said eighties. He did, he did have some movies in the eighties. Yeah, I would call, if you want to say Michael Myers, I think we can bend the rules here. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm going with Jason Voorhees still though. I said both are relentless and come back from seemingly certain death.

Okay. All right. And who is your supernatural movie monster? Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm going with Jason Voorhees still though. I said both are relentless and come back from seemingly certain death. Okay. All right. And who is your supernatural monster? You're going to love this one, Sven. This is obscure. Louis Cypher from Angel Heart.

What? Yeah, he's the devil. Oh man. He's the devil. Wow. Wow. That, that is pretty obscure to most people. Yeah.

So obscure. Everybody listening to this is like, who? He obscure to most people. Yeah. So obscure. Everybody listening to this is like, who? He's the devil in angel heart. It's a great movie. It's a fair play, man. Said Fen, if Fen Gulley didn't know the movie, I'd be like, Hey, maybe, but. Let me just check the rules.

No, it doesn't say the deeper the cut, the more points you get. Okay. Let's move on. I put some thought into this Fen Gulley. That was my crime. Who is your non-humanoid monster? Uh, this one, I had a couple of decisions. I had a decision to make.

I had a couple of choices, but I went with the death angels from a quiet place because all they need to do is hear sound. Ooh. That's a good one. Aliens. That's a good one. And they'll be going after the aliens. That's a modern one. So you're using aliens to fight aliens. Yeah.

How are you controlling those? Oh, I gotta control all these guys? Yeah, you're building a team. Right, I thought once I built it, they would take over. Shut your mouth, Gatum. Don't give them any clues. All right, he's done. We're moving on.

I don't want them to answer that question. You put a loose cannon on the team there though, man. That could get dangerous. It could. You might have undigged yourself there. Because if he hears me. What? If he hears me, I'm dead.

If he hears anybody, he's dead. Wow. Okay. So you got that, Sven, you're all locked in on prize. You have them all. Yes, got that all written down here. Okay. BQ.

Okay. Universal Monster. Classic Universal Monster, like all of us had to go with Dracula. I mean, you're getting stealth, you're getting mind control, you're getting viciousness, you're getting thousands of years of military experience, you're getting his brides possibly, or other people that he's getting under control. Yes, he does have the weakness of the daytime, but you know, nighttime assaults are a thing for a reason. So I think that any. The best kind of assaults.

Yeah. Changes into a bat slips into their ship, starts biting necks. Dracula's the obvious choice for me, I think. I think we all agree. And remember Sven, no penalties for multiple answers. Yeah. Oh no, I would never do that. I just want to make sure you understand that.

I think Walt has Louis cipher. 80 slasher. Look, you know, you knew this was coming from me. You got my boy, Jason Voorhees, uh, for the same reason that Brian selected him. He's indestructible. You're not keeping this guy down. He's coming at you no matter what. All we got to do is tell him that, Hey, that guy over there made a crack about your mom

and Jason Voorhees is going after the alien king like nobody's business. Indestructible, okay? So you gotta go with him, I think. Supernatural monster. Now here's where I expect some controversy here. I'm going for the leprechaun. Leprechaun?

Oh! Yeah, you got a magic user on your side. Now why would you consider that controversial? I'm going for the leprechaun. Leprechaun? Oh. Yeah. You got a magic user on your side. Now why would you consider that controversial? Well because, you know, I don't think they're the most well-respected horror movies of all time. Okay. I think they're easy to-

I think they didn't know if it fell into the supernatural category, which I feel it does. Oh, I believe so, yeah. Yeah. I just think that people would kind of laugh at the leprechaun at first blush. Yeah, the first event is holding it in right now. Sure. But if you think about it, if you think about it, you got a magical guy who could distort reality to whatever suits him best.

And he doesn't want to see planet Earth fall to the aliens more than anybody else, so he is gonna get on there and do his vicious, most magical best to save his gold from these aliens. That's all about the gold. It's all about the fucking gold, that's it, yeah. He's magically delicious. You got that right.

Suddenly these aliens, you know how he would always make these illusions that you walk into something and so he would make illusions for the aliens and stuff like that and screw them up. I think for me, underrated player who's gonna come in and change the whole tone of the game for me, I think. And your non-humanoid monster? This is the exact opposite. I think that you guys are going to wish that you chose this yourself. I'd say you get the blob. I almost picked the blob. You get the blob on you. Totally uncontrollable. Is that so? No brain. All you got

to do is freeze them. Yeah. Frozen bullet, shoot them into the alien ship, then sit back and wait while this blob eats everything on that ship. Every alien, every control panel, everything until it crashes. Oh wait a minute, I forgot to tell you, the aliens are gelatinous blobs as well. Well, no, come on now. I think if you, if you get five or six, you cut the blob up into five or six pieces, freeze them, fire them at high capacity into the UFOs, there was one right there. And we know how to defeat a blob. Bunch of teenagers did it in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania back in the 50s. Steve McQueen did it.

Yeah, we can handle this. So I think that that's our secret weapon is the blob. Okay. So you got all that, Sven? Dracula. Yeah. So you have to get all the aliens into a movie theater and then send the blob after that. Yeah, but that's all right. We'll just show the first alien movie or this with that hot alien queen. The third one, second one. I mean, yeah.

There you go. Okay. So I am up last. I'm at a disadvantage, obviously going last because I'm again, picking Dracula. Lugosi's Dracula, a born leader, cruel and unforgiving. Dracula will take the role of leader and make the team to choose Dracula. So I'm going to pick Dracula. I'm going to pick Dracula. I'm going picking Dracula, Legosi's Dracula, a born leader, cruel and unforgiving.

Dracula will take the role of leader and make the team decisions that will lead Earth to victory over the alien invaders. My 80s slasher movie monster, if it's alive, it sleeps. That's why my 80s slasher pick is the one and only Freddy Krueger. Yeah. The psychological advantage of being able to attack the aliens on a dream battlefield will be far more impactful than having some

machete wielding maniac here. If aliens dream. If aliens dream. Oh my God, if it lives it sleeps. You don't know that. On the same cycle as us? Yeah, but sleeping is different from dreaming. You don't know that. Yeah, I looked it up. On the same cycle as us? Yeah, but sleeping is different from dreaming. If it sleeps, it dreams. I don't know about that. Come on, if it's alive, it sleeps was my go-to line.

That's on the poster of this movie. Is it? Yeah. I feel like you're running a risk with humanity's. Come on, Freddy Krueger. But if the alien doesn't even have a brain, if it doesn't dream, how's it? Yeah, you're taking a big risk because if he- I'm a risk taker.

If he doesn't go into the dream world, yeah, you're fucked. Ah, okay. My supernatural monster, my pick for supernatural monster is the 9 to 11 year old Damien from the Omen. This child version of Damien makes him very susceptible to Dracula's hypnotic gaze. That along with his Satan-given powers, Damien the child is the smart choice as a supernatural monster. My non-humanoid monster, if it's do-or-die time, you got to call in the big guns and there is no bigger gun than the king of the monsters. Godzilla is my non-humanoid monster. The big G has a history of thwarting aliens bent on invading the earth, so he's been to this dance

before and always leaves victorious. And before my opponents mention Godzilla's lack of intelligence and destructive behavior is just as dangerous as any alien threat, I point to multiple movies where young Asian boys in short shorts have been able to forge a connection with Godzilla and influence Godzilla to help mankind, which makes my choice of a nine-year-old Damien even more brilliant as Dracula will have at the ready the shortest booty shorts of all for Damien to prance around in. This sounds dangerous, Ben. You want to hang up? Sven, you want to hang up? Daily Mian will forge a relationship with Godzilla and a friendship almost.

And Godzilla will then take on the aliens for the love of Damien. Yeah. There's a lot of what ifs going on here. What if aliens don't dream? Well, Godzilla could also be swapped out for the giant turtle. Gamera. Yeah, Gamera. Because as was stated many times in the movies, Gamera is the friend of all children.

Yes. He also had his bevy of short shorts, male boys running around for his attention. Yeah. I just don't want to leave the planet in the hands of a boy in short shorts. Yeah. He's only a boy in form.

He's Satan himself though. Yeah. Yeah. Satan in a childlike version. And Godzilla's horny for him? No, no. It's not sexual. Oh, wait a minute.

No. Wait a minute. There's species mingling going on here. No, it's just a friendship that little boys have with kaiju monsters. Then where does the short shorts come into play? It's just a fashion in 1960s Tokyo. There's too many questions for me here, man. I don't know.

I know you got a lot of thinking to do here and it's a really hard decision, but this is huge. You know, you want to run over the teams one more time just so. Yeah. Brian has. Uh, I have, uh, Dracula. I have Jason Voorhees, Louis Cipher from Angel Heart, and the Death Angels from A Quiet Place.

Q has? Dracula, Dracula. Dracula. Wasn't that a John F. Kennedy speech? I am Dracula. Yeah, so I got him, I got Jason Voorhees, I got the leprechaun and the blob. You have Jason Voorhees too? Yeah, Dracula and Jason. Okay, so there's three Draculas and two Jason's.

Two Jason's, yeah. Only one leprechaun and one blob though. Yeah. Definitely only one Louis Cypher. And I of course have Dracula as well. I have my non-humanoid as Godzilla, my supernatural as Damien, and my slasher as Freddie, because as we know, if it lives, it sleeps. All right, Sven. All right. Well, I have to say, one of you came very close to my own personal list.

Whoa. Oh, you've compiled your own as well? And just in case this happens? I, you know, in case of emergency break glass. What's your list? Um, but, well, first let me say the winner of this one is Walt. Oh, the last one's going to decide it. Yeah. All right.

But yeah, my list was Dracula. I also had Freddy Krueger and obscure maybe for the, uh, supernatural, the demon from night of the demon. Oh, I remember the Angela, right? On the no, no, it was a giant demon on a train. I believe he was absolutely awful. And I have to give a nod to Q. I also had the blob on.

Oh, nice. Okay. So it's two, two to one. Indeed. Indeed Walt you and Q are tied up at this moment so this will be this is it the final scenario or the complete tie. Who will be the ultimate Sven Groupie? In case of prizes ties will be awarded. You, I want it more than anything Sven. I don't taste it Well, I can taste it on the tip of my tongue Sven ghouls Sven groupie. All right, so final scenario sound like one of those weirdos that show up I become the ultimate Sven groupie. You can expect to see a lot more I promise you'll never see me if I'm this Ben Groupie, buddy.

I'll never bother you. All right, scenario six. OK. Disney has purchased every horror IP ever and has hired us to create the ultimate live action Disney franchise, which means no cartoon characters, there's gotta be live action, and any horror franchise crossover.

We will tell you the ultimate matchup and why we feel it would be a blockbuster. Now, I would have to imagine that Disney has come sniffing around your front door, right? Looking to see if they can acquire you? Only to sue me if I use things about their characters. I drew, when we were doing our drawing game, I drew Mickey Mouse and we were ready

to get the heat on that one. But it never came, huh? No, we missed it by that much, as they say. Nice. All right, who would you like to go first? We'll let you pick, Sven. Let's start right at the top, Brian. All right. I said Swiss Family Robinson. to go first. We'll let you pick Sven. Let's start right at the top, Brian.

All right. Uh, I said, uh, Swiss family Robinson versus the Sawyer family from the Texas chainsaw massacre. Whoa. The ultimate matchup because one is clean cut and the other not so much. And who wouldn't want to see them? The goody two shoes family battle, the most violent and psychopathic family to ever hit the big screen. All right.

Swiss family Robinson, what year was that? It was like 1960, I think. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it was early. What was that? They could beat this, they could beat the Swiss army night. Yeah, I thought that, I thought that would be a great matchup, you know, like a Swiss family Robinson is living in their tree house and the

Sawyer family shows up. Now I can't recall that movie. Were they stranded on an island somewhere? And is that why? Yeah, they were stranded on an island and built a tree house. Yeah, they built a big tree house with all sorts of, you know, it was like the professor from Gilligan's Island making all these things out of coconuts and bamboo. Okay. I don't know. I think that angel heart pick is now looking like a winner. I take deep, Sven. I'm not just like, I know Dracula.

You pick Dracula. What are you talking about? You just don't pick Dracula. I mean, I know Freddy Krueger. All right, Q. Okay, I went with Herbie the love bug versus the maximum overdrive killer truck, the truck, because I figured you're going to get a road warrior esque murder spree across the United

States where Herbie vastly underpowered is trying to do anything he can to save people's lives and get and ram this truck off the road. I think you're going to see a thinking Herbie do what he can to try and kill the maximum overdrive truck. They're going to get a lot of kills. You get a lot of trucks driving through malls running over people while Herbie's beeping to get people out of the way. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then you got to figure out how Herbie's going to fight this thing. And at the end, an epic battle, maybe Herbie arms himself in some way, takes on the truck. I just think that

that would be a great, I would fucking be first online if Disney made. I would be second because I almost picked this. Really? Yeah. I almost picked Herbie, but I was going with, I was going with Christine though. Oh, that would have been good too. Yeah. Yeah. So Herbie was a pick of mine at the last minute I changed it. I mean, he's already kind of supernatural. Like why is that kind of how I was?

Why was Herbie sent in it, Sven? I can't remember. I actually don't remember either. I don't think they ever said. Did he have the soul of a race car driver or something like that? I don't remember that being in there, no. Honestly, I have no recall of it.

Okay. All right, so we have- Because remember in the Herbie universe, all the Volkswagen bugs are alive. Oh, really? Yeah, because remember when he needed help and it cut to all the cars around the country flashing their lights.

It even cut to the junkyard and there was a destroyed Volkswagen bug and the parking and stuff. So there's something going on. It's kind of spooky. It's kind of spooky, yeah. So a picture of the creator's love fell into a vat of molten metal while he was building him,

and that's why Herbie is sentient. Oh, a picture? A picture of, yeah. Oh, okay, wow. Nice. This all came from a picture? Yeah. That's fucking crazy.

All right, but also, like then, the end, like all those cars, all the Volkswagen bugs are coming to like take on the maximum motor drive track? Yeah, they swarm them like army ants. Oh, it'd be kinda cool. They just all over the end, like all those cars, all the Volkswagen bugs are coming to like take on the maximum motor draft track. Yeah, they swarm them like army ants. Oh, it'd be kinda cool. They're just all over the truck, all these little bugs. And they're bugs too, so it's very kinda like,

it's a metaphor. This is working out. You should really contact Disney about this, Q. Yeah, I wanna see what they got. Yeah. I wanna see the casting for that. Get Lindsay Lohan back. Yeah, right? Yeah, she did the last Harvey movie.

Wow, I have to follow that, Sven, and that's a strong, strong pick. And it really all depends on this. So picture, if you will, escape to Blair Witch Mountain. Do you remember Escape to Witch Mountain? Sure. Yes. Yes. All right. So this is a found footage thriller that centers on two twins who run away from an orphanage and hide in the neighboring woods documenting their adventure on their phones. Things go horribly wrong when they run across disemboweled wildlife, strange symbols burnt into the ground and bizarre mutated animal corpses. Culminating in our final scene when the twins happen upon a pulsating

UFO deep in the forest. Thinking that they are from a safe distance filming it, they soon realize they are surrounded by something alive and not human. surrounded by something alive and not human. Ooh. Aliens. I was wondering how you're going to fit the aliens in because they were aliens, right? Yeah, they weren't witches. They were actually aliens from another world. I fit it in, Q.

So where are the witches? The mountain's just called Witch Mountain. Oh, I see. That's the only witch. Oh, but you said Blair Witch though. Yeah. Yeah, the mountain's called Blair Witch Mountain. What's the crossover?

The crossover is that the kids, it's found footage, just like the Blair Witch. It's a found footage movie. And at the end, one of the twins just staring in the corner and nothing happens at the end. And the other twins just screaming, crying hysterically. Okay. So that's actually a lot like Blair Witch. Yeah. And nothing happens at the end and the other twins just scream and crying hysterically. That's actually a lot like Clear Witch. Yeah. And the other twins are going, I'm so scared.

It's not coming out of the nose. All right. Everything rides on this decision, Sven. Who will be the ultimate Sven Groupie? Well, I had to think about this very carefully, but the most convincing one to me had to be her be green goblin faced truck. So Q you get the knot. I am the Sven groupie, man.

I lied. I'm coming there. I'm going to show up and everything. I'll get the order of protection done now. We don't have to worry about it then. Wow. I can't believe how good I feel in this moment. You know, I, I don't know if you realize this man, but like I

spent a full year stewing 365 days, that bitter defeat from last year. And I got to say, like, I, I don't know if you're going to defeat from last year. And I gotta say, I don't know if you're gonna be back next year. He's like, oh no. He can talk to Elvira. So you got a free hour next year, buddy. I hold grudges and fool me once, yeah okay, shame on me,. Yeah. Okay.

Shame on me. You know, you know, the rest. I don't like that. You're making this about you. Well, this is about me on the Sven groupie. The ultimate Sven group. The ultimate Sven groupie. That's me right here.

Herbie man. If you had told me I would have gotten over that hump with Herbie. I, like I said, I almost picked Herbie. Yeah, he should. And again, what got me was the idea of all the Volkswagen bugs attacking. Oh, great. That was the last minute attack.

I love it. A great idea. Thank you. Well, Spaniel, all kidding aside, thank you. It is an honor. It is a privilege to have you grace us on our podcast again on Halloween. And I can't thank you enough. You are the ultimate in what you do. And it is amazing that you still find time to come on our little podcast and celebrate Halloween.

Well, thank you. It's always fun to talk to you guys. We've been doing stuff on the show. This is actually 45 years since I started being this character. Wow. And, you know, the reason I'm still around is because of guys like you who are into it and enjoy it and have shown your support for me. So I appreciate that a lot.

I love you, Svenguli. I love you more, Svenguli. He may have the title, but I'm telling you right now, I come harder for you than he will ever. I'll do anything. OK, I'm going to have to get in. I don't mean it that way. I don't think you need anything you need from me.

He's got to go. I don't mean it that way. I have Svenguli bobbleheads. I have the comic books. You know, I have the action figure, the reaction figure. I got it all explain it away about all the day i don't have is the title there's always next year

well thank you yeah thank you sir yes i have a Halloween thank you say to you guys appreciate talking to me and i'll see you on the tbc well every saturday every saturday whether you like it or not I appreciate you talking to me and I'll see you on MeTV. Every Saturday. Every Saturday, whether you like it or not. Oh, we like it.

Yeah, we love it, brother. I'll be watching as a tear rolls down my cheek and my wife goes, what's the matter? Nothing, honey, nothing. I'm gonna buy one of the WWE belts and I'm just gonna put, I'm gonna like tape a picture of Sven Gulli onto it and And that's going to be my belt. Very cool.

Happy Halloween Sven. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Same to you. Thanks buddy. Take it easy. Thank you very much guys. Thank you so much. It was really an honor, privilege and all that

because you're awesome. I really, I always have a great time talking to you guys. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you so much. See you later. Okay. Bye you. I always have a great time talking to you guys. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you so much. Okay, bye-bye.

Bye. Bye. I'm not going to lie. That really does sting. I can tell. I know when you're kidding. I put so much thought into it. I know.

I wanted it so bad. I think you tripped yourself up with putting him on the- The spot, putting his manhood in question about- Well, that and the Mount Rushmore, putting him on it, I think came off a little- I thought he would like a little brown-nosing. I don't think he could publicly accept it though. I don't really brown-nose a lot so when I get my nose in there I'm going to go in hard. You know, you're going to know I was there. You're not going to forget anytime soon that

I was up there. You're making a lot of weird statements that I can't even tell you. Out of context, a lot of things are going wrong. All right, well, is that it then? I don't think so. I mean, I still have some more costumes. Oh, okay. And if you guys really want to do it, I was afraid that the episode might fall apart,

so I had ChatGBT write a Halloween episode for us. So it's two pages of what ChatGBT thinks a tell him Steve Dave Halloween special would be like you thought that it would fall apart With Spangooly on it. Okay. So so for the rest of the there's not that many more There's a don't do any overly sexual versions of the Hawk to a girl. We're talking about costumes again. Come on Overly sexualized already. I mean she kind of put herself in that context. It's not like it's Marie Osmond, and you're sexualizing her. Is that an outdated reference? That's all we dropped here.

Has anybody ever compared Marie Osmond and Hawk to a girl in any instance? At least you didn't say Doris Day. It's highly relevant. I'm not going to say Doris Day. Try to be relevant. I'm not going to say Doris Day. I'm not a dinosaur. At least Marie Osmond's still performing somewhere, right? She's still really good.

Yeah. I don't know if it's au naturel, but it doesn't matter. She is still stunning. Oh, awesome. It's that healthy Mormon living. Yeah. Uh, don't go as OJ Simpson. Still, even this many years later.

This many years later, still don't do, uh, don't do OJ. This is a, uh, kind of an obscure one. Dan Schneider. Ah, from head of the class? From Nickelodeon? From Nickelodeon, yeah. Yeah, no, no one is going to fucking know who you are. How would you know it was him or her?

Unless you have Dan Schneder on your name tag. Yeah. Or it's just his character from head of the class. Yeah. This is, I'm telling you, this is just AI reading, like, what happened in the news. This is just that clickbait shit to get guys like you who want to rage.

Good housekeeping. Really thought that I've thought it to. I've pissed at all of these. Why can't I go as a school shooter? Get this, Mary Beth. I can't go as Dan Snyder. What the fuck am I going to wear now? Let him tell me I can't go as Dan Snyder. What the fuck am I gonna wear now? Yeah, let him tell me I can't go as Dan Snyder. Just let him. Let's let those motherfuckers try

to take it away from me. What the party dog. People are like, who are you? I'm like, Dan Snyder. Like, who's that? I'll fucking knock anybody out who says I can't be Dan Snyder. Fucking rancor. Uh, don't go with someone getting deported by Trump. Which I guess means a migrant. I guess. I guess. Uh, Ozempic face. Why can't you go as Ozempic face?

I don't know. Like I said, there's no reason. It's a side effect. It's a side effect of, yeah, like taking Ozempic. What's Ozempic do for you? It's supposedly for- Losing weight. Yeah, losing weight, throwing A1C, all that

diabetes and stuff. Diabetes. It was at first, and then they discovered that it had weight loss properties. So people started taking it for the weight loss. And now they find out it may be helpful with addictions and stuff. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. But it's like Bob Paulsy face, like, you know, you'd be- Well, it's what they, what it said is like, you get haggard looking because you lose the fat on your face. Oh, yeah, yeah. And like everything starts to droop.

It starts to sag a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So people get an Ozempic face. It's going to be hard to pull off, you know. Well, you just have some dark circles on your eyes, like I sense you have the... I think we, I think people taking Ozempic are up for making fun of. Like, why wouldn't you? Yeah, why not?

Like, oh, no, no, no, let's be sensitive about people who take Ozempic are up for making fun of. Like why wouldn't you? Yeah, why not? Oh, no, no, no, let's be sensitive about people who take Ozempic. Yeah, which is mostly everybody these fucking days I'm learning. Two more. Don't go as Vince McMahon. Ooh, Q. You were about to do that, weren't you?

Fuck. You're going to bring a lady with you with a pile of crap on her head? Yeah, I was going to be like, this is mine. Yeah, I mean, it's a boring costume to begin with, but I mean, I also saw someone walk up, he's got that funny walk he does when he comes out, you know? I get it, but I, you know, whatever. That seems like a silly one. That's a silly one. And then the final one, which I feel like some people are going to do this, Trump with a post assassination attempt ear bandage. Why

can't you do that? That to me feels like you could do that though. Like, yeah, that's not going to, I mean, maybe it'll upset. Who? I don't know. Yeah, that's a tough one because it's so clownish. Because I feel, I feel like the left would be

like, ah, it's funny, man. He got shot at. And the right would be like, yeah, man, he got shot out and fucking pumped his fist. Like who's, who's being offended by it. Although he did mention it on the show and people got offended. Yeah, that's true. So who knows? Uh, yeah. So that's the list of, uh, if that helps you out, don't dress your kids as any of this stuff or parties, you know, dressed as any of these.

You really did do this? I thought you were teasing. No, no, no, just a couple of pages. Okay. You actually wrote a Tell Them Steve Dave Halloween special. Well, you didn't write, you had the computer write it. Hey, I wrote it, yeah. The Haunted Concession Stand. Yes.

I don't want to give anything more away than that, but wow. You get to act. Yeah, I do a little acting here. It's Tell Them Steve Dave Halloween special presents the Haunted Concession Stand. Wow. And we would have an intro theme here. It's just a little acting here. I like this. It's Tell them Steve Day of Halloween special presents the haunted concession stand. Wow. And we would have an intro theme here. Well, Declan could put it in.

Okay, Declan, put that intro theme in there, if you don't mind. Oh, of course. All my work for me, huh? Thank you for choosing me as your team, Quinn. All right. So let's start it. Okay.

All right. So I don't know what any of these things say. I've never read the script before. I didn't read it either. No, you didn't read it? I didn't read it on purpose. Okay. Okay.

Welcome to the Tell them Steve Dave Halloween special. I'm Q. And I'm Walt. We've got a spooky episode lined up for you today filled with ghost stories and some of our classic shenanigans. And I'm Bry. We're diving into the haunted history of the local movie theater, Creepy Cinema 13. So, legend has it the old concession stand is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled projectionist named Larry. Yeah, Larry was fired for playing the wrong movie during a double feature. They say he was so mad he vowed to haunt

the stand forever, serving up overpriced popcorn. I heard he gives you extra butter if you ask nicely, from beyond the grave. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Got one. Last Halloween, I went to a party and the host had this creepy old film projector. It started playing a silent horror movie by itself. What was the movie? I don't know. The title was in some old language. It was about a killer who went after some people

who didn't appreciate popcorn. So you're saying you're in danger? Always. I mean, I rarely appreciate popcorn as much as I should. My story isn't as light- Wait a minute, your story's done? Yeah, that's it. That's all I have.

Okay, so my story isn't as light-hearted. One night at the cinema, I saw a figure in the back row. No one else was there, but I could swear someone was watching the movie. Did you confront it? No, I just left. Who wants to deal with a ghost? Not about that life.

Ah! Ah! Ah! So the next day, I guess I'm just going out with my story story. Ah! So the next day I bought a Ouija board to the theater to see if we could contact Larry.

Spoiler alert, it didn't go well. What happened? Well, the board spelled get out and then the lights flickered. So naturally, I got out. Classic Q. You know, my wife thinks we should try a seance next time. Oh boy. Imagine summoning Larry only to find out he just wants to complain about the butter to popcorn ratio. Or worse, that he was actually just wants to complain about the butter-to-popcorn ratio.

Or worse, that he was actually just trying to sell overpriced nachos. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Just make sure you wear a garlic necklace, you never know if ghosts are allergic to it. Okay folks, stick around as we head to the haunted concession stand and see if we can catch Larry in action. Maybe we'll get some ghostly movie reviews while we're at it. Tell'em Steve Dave Thanks for joining us on this special Halloween episode of Tell'em Steve Dave. And remember, don't forget to appreciate your popcorn. Or else Larry might come for you. Oh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha