Tell Em Steve-Dave - #614: Hawk Q’uh

Episode Date: November 3, 2024

Git ‘em offends, the guys brainstorm ways to draw in a younger crowd, a lion pees on an old woman, SOME people didn’t listen to Bry’s list of offensive costumes

That's his middle finger. And 2025, somebody else is going to have to take control of him because I can't do it no more. I'm not fucking around. Yeah. He's too much to handle? Yeah. But I'm the Sven Groupie. People didn't get excited about that?

Like people weren't celebrating? You know, yeah, sure they were. I remember this couple came out the night the love boat aired. There it was on the spinning rack. Just waiting for me. Oh, this is getting depressing, man. Tell him Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt. Hello.

I'm out here with Q. Q's far, far away. The mythical land of Staten Island. Yes, Staten Island. Zooming in. Well. Had to zoom. Stream yard again. Yeah.

Let's give credit where credit's due. What did you do for Halloween? Anything fun? I know that you had some plans and then they fell through and then... Yeah, no, I did, you know, I had the old familiar, went to the Halloween parade, ran around, having some fun last night. It was great. I mean, warm, it was like 80 degrees, you know? So everybody

was just feeling fine. Everybody was feeling great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was nice. It was fun. Well, you do anything or just hand out candy? Did you hand out candy to anybody? No, nobody came to the house. Do you buy candy? Yeah. You still do it?

My wife continues to buy it every year, but inevitably it's just a full bowl that sits on the counter that never. Until you chuck it. Gets a hand in it until it gets thrown away. Yeah. I went to, I went to Pam's and she had, she had like what appeared to be a laundry basket full of candy for the kids that I'm like, look, in years

past, you know, kids have not come by here, except for maybe, maybe 10 kids, maybe that's, that's a high estimation. Um, but again, like your wife, she insists on like, and Edgar too, he's like, make sure there's enough candy for the kids. And even when I got there, I was like, I was looking at it, I was like, I'll take a piece of

candy. So he's just like, no, dad, that's for the kids. I'm like, can everybody calm down about the fucking candy? There's enough to go around. I mean, it's just part of it. Buying the candy is part of it. They're more doing it for themselves than they are for the neighborhood kids, I think. Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah. I rediscovered because there's a lot of businesses in Manhattan just have that candy out front and the kids are trick or treating. It's kind of nice. Nerds candy, man. I probably had like five to 10 times the recommended limit yesterday. Every time I saw a nerds candy, I had to fucking down one, man. It was great.

You had a month's worth in one day. Yeah, it was pretty gross. But even as I discuss it right now, I wish I had more. It's my favorite candy, man. You're right, Walt. Yeah. Okay. I'm not sure if-

Yeah, what's going on over there? I think Walt's been knocked silly by a Giddum's lunch. Uh-oh. Giddum brought in some pulled pork and it does look, I got to agree with Walt in as much as like it does look like dog food. Like in, in like, I'm, it's a pulled pork with rice and it definitely has a, it definitely has a scent about it.

So I think Walt might've been thrown off his game a little bit by this, uh, this pulled pork. Now get him. I love the consideration though, right? Isn't it nice? Isn't it considerate? That's what I was just about to say. I'm like, he knows you so well at this point.

He knows what brings you to this. Oh, that's his middle finger. That's his middle finger. So in 2025, somebody else is going to have to take control of him because I can't do it no more. I'm not fucking around. Yeah. He's too much to handle?

Yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh, well, what sort of responsibilities does the next handler have? Like what's the- I don't know. You guys are going to have to figure it out. I can't. Yeah. Oh, well, what sort of responsibilities does the next handler have? Like what? What's the you guys are gonna have to figure it out? Hmm. I can't. Yeah. I mean, can we just fire him? Is it? Well, I could I could I'm not sure if I'm the guy I couldn't get him to come over and hang pictures in my house Yeah, I don't know. I don't know

Hmm. Wow. Is it just this can't be because of the pulled pork, can it? Like this is something more? Could be final stroke. You never heard of that? I have. I've experienced it. Wow. Pulled pork.

You pulled it just a little too far. Where the fuck did he get pulled pork? Did he pull that pork himself? I don't think so. No, where did you buy it? It's a local Dominican place. A local Dominican restaurant. Right next to Fantasies. Okay. Okay. What used to be hamburger patties? Okay. What used to be hamburger patties right next to Fantasies is now a Dominican restaurant that sells this kind of thing.

Get them frequents. I guess so. Yeah. Right. I've never eaten pulled pork, but basically because I don't really like pork and the smell. Are there seats there? A little too much.

Okay. There's seats. Why can't you just fucking eat it there? Okay. Do you want to defend? What do you mean okay? Okay. Is this the first time I've mentioned it?

The first, uh, this, this. What do you mean okay? Is this the first time I've mentioned it? Is it the first time I've mentioned it? Yes or no? You've mentioned many of the things that I eat. Is this the one that I always say smells like dog food? Why are you bringing it back here? I've only had it once here before. That's a lie? That is a lie. That's a fucking lie. You said the same thing about when I would eat pork fried rice. Okay, it's got pork in it.

Okay, then all right. All right. So it's technically, it wasn't the same dish, but it technically smells like the same piece of shit. But it's entirely two different types of cooking. One's Chinese, one is Dominican. I don't care what it is, though. But you could eat it there, though.

Okay, I will eat it there from now on. I didn't even know that was an option. I didn't know they had seats there. That does seem to remedy the problem though. I've had multiple different- Plus you got a little bit of time out of the office. You get to take a little break. Yeah, he's overtaxed here. He needs a break. He's sweating. I see it. He definitely needs a break from the office. Well, I was thinking more of a break for you from the pork.

Wow. I wish I was there today, man. God damn it. I could see the tension over the Zoom cam. It's nice. Where are the trail yard? Where the fuck is this? Stream yard.

Stream yard. Wow. If I had a knife, I'd cut the tension cue. It's pretty crazy. All this over some poor, you know what, if I don't, I hate to say it, I don't want to pile on, but if we had windows, we could open some windows. Well, they built the place without windows, which is a problem. The whole place.

There's 11 months left in the least. If somebody wants to take up the fucking baton and look, start looking for a new place with a window, go right ahead. All right. Get them. I need you to start doing research. Don't ask the guy who hasn't been able to find a place to live in the last six years where you are.

Yeah. Unfortunately, the lease is up next October. So if this pulled pork incident had happened in August, things may be different right now. The October pulled pork incident. The October surprise. That's what it's listed at the restaurant. Who knows what the fuck's in it. Jesus, man.

Wow. So this is what you're dealing with over there today. Yeah. Well, not me. Was it like this when you walked in or there was this tension when you walked in between Walt and Gittem? Well, I got to say, I walked in and I smelled it and I didn't know what it was. It was overpowering.

I'll admit it's overpowering. But as I mentioned it, yeah, I could tell Walt was none too happy about it already. Yeah. He had to bring Ted to a walk. Can you describe, is it still smell like that right now in there? I'd say there's a faint scent in the air still. Yeah. Can you describe the odor to our listeners so they understand what it is you're dealing with?

Well, I smell like very like, like meaty and spicy, like spices that I'm not familiar with. Okay. What's the temperature of the room right now? Is the AC even going? Is it a bit on the warm side? I'd say it's cool. Yeah. I'd say it's pretty nice. So it's not like it's sweltering plus

the addition of pulled pork, which I know is a popular dish. A lot of people do like it. I'm not one of them, but then I'm too waltzing either. Well, he's a super smeller or was, I don't know if that's on his way back. I don't think it's too much to ask for a little consideration when it comes to these lunch meats and their odors. Well, if you know it's going to be smelly, you eat at the place maybe. I don't know. What do I know?

Nothing. We don't know anything. I don't know about pulled pork, that's for sure. Yeah. Do you guys want to talk about Halloween? Well, we are talking about Halloween, so let's continue Halloween. My favorite holiday, man. I want to say first of all, thanks to everybody who recommended movies for me.

I completed my goal of 31 movies in 31 days. I watched 31 horror movies that I'd never seen before. People online was very helpful. What was the gem of it? The gem, I think out of everything I watched, I liked the movie Oddity the best. Oddity or Dale and Tucker versus Evil. One of those two really,

I thought were really worth it. And then there were some that I was like, holy shit. Tucker and Dale versus Evil is fucking great. It's such an underrated gem. You never saw it before? I never saw it before, no. Because I'm not really into horror comedy or at least thought I wasn't until I watched that. And Shaun of the Dead, of course, is awesome.

Sure. I mean, I think it just takes excellence in the genre to overcome that distaste for it. But man, when all those fucking frat boys start fucking trying to kill them and they end up getting, it's just the best, man. It's so fucking so fucking funny yeah it was a good movie so thank you everybody I think I have enough for the next couple Halloween or next couple of October's because people suggested so many different movies I hadn't seen before now do you remember a horror movie called Sentinel the Sentinel yes okay never 70s yeah 77 I know I noticed it on max yesterday and I started playing it. I got about 20 minutes in and I was like, fuck, I'm going to keep watching this movie, but I had never heard

of it before. Like a blind priest is like watching over this hot model, but he can't see her because he's blind. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah. I like that. You see Sentinel Wall. I remember that, but I didn't think that was the premise of the movie. Isn't that the one where she gets assaulted maybe? Is that the same one I'm thinking of? I can't remember, but who's the big star? Assaulted like raped?

By a ghost. Oh, I didn't get that far in. I think I just, maybe I only saw 10 minutes. I'm thinking if I, if both. Okay. Yeah. Oh, it didn't, it wasn't good enough to continue watching? No, it was.

I was just, I got home last night from the parade and I was fucking exhausted. You know, I'm not as young as I used to be. Well, you know, as you're walking down the street and you notice like it's around 10 o'clock, your feet hurt a little bit, you know, how long, all the kid, how long had you been partying or parading? Uh, I mean, I probably got to Manhattan round about five 30. It's a long time though. Yeah, it got a little dip. It wasn't all partying and parading.

Caught dinner first, met some friends for a drink or two, and then walked. But I remember days of yore when the parade ended, it would just be time to go from party to party to party. And now it's just time to get home and watch Sentinel fall asleep after 10 minutes. On the way home last week, I was thinking about the rancor costumes, which ones are you're not supposed to wear. It did occur to me, I didn't bring it up at the time, but I was wondering, the Hawk to a girl, they were like no overly sexualized hawk to costumes.

So my question is. I wish you had told me that before the parade last night. Oh, you went, I'll bet you, you fucking fell flat, right? You went as hawk to a over sexualized. I over sexualized her, I had my tits out. I was like, you got to put some hawk Q on it, right? And then I'd freeze while people- What are you supposed to be? You're just spitting on everybody's crotch.

Put some hawk Q on it. My question was though, how do you over sexualize a person whose entire bit is based on spitting on a cock and subsequently sucking it. I mean, she told didn't show. I guess if you show the act, you know, let's say you walk around with a fake penis in your hand and you're like, ah, would you spit it? Yeah, that might be an escalation that nobody wants to see, I think. Have you ever seen on YouTube, when I go to YouTube to listen to music, I get suggested other videos and they're like the real short condensed versions are like little tiny like 30 second, 40 second clips of other things. And for the longest time I kept getting clips of her podcast.

Oh, really? The girl. The Walk to a Girl. I got to tell you. things and for the longest time I kept getting clips of her podcast. Oh really? The, uh, the girl. I gotta tell you, she, she's pretty funny. Like in terms of like their podcast sounds like it's a lot of fun and it's high energy. It's definitely high energy. I've seen, I've seen clips as well. Yeah.

And it's, it's definitely, you know, longing for that high energy fucking. What's the, what's the name of the podcast? I don't even know. I think it's talk to a pretty fucking clever. Yeah. She is really smart. She's really funny. pretty fucking clever. She is really smart. She's really funny. And I was just like, damn,

we are so ancient and fucking glacier-like compared to this podcast. Uh, really? I saw clips of. True. But I mean, I would say it's a different style podcast. I mean, she has to keep up that energy. She has to keep up that laughing and shit and the, and I did see like she's trying to move away, she's trying to move away from the hawk to a stuff and the sexy stuff. But like if you watch her podcast,

it's all she talks about is sex shit. Oh really? Squirting and this and that. To be fair, I've never listened to an episode. I've only seen these small condensed, very small morsels of her podcast, but her cleverness and her humor. Makes me believe that she does not need to rely on that. Like she's legitimately funny.

She, she, she has a great personality for sure. She's legitimately a funny person. And I think a lot of people would not, would not think that though. Well, they want to immediately you're like, okay, another viral person. Let's, let's welcome her in and then see if she can see her way out in 15 minutes. That kind of shit. But yeah, I think, uh, I think you're right. She brought her friend along for the ride.

Her friend is part of the podcast. I can't, I don't know her name, but the friend that was with her when she actually did the original. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I imagine that that has cooled down the whole Hawk2a thing at this point. And if she's still able to monetize it and still able to be a content creator off that based solely on keeping people coming back week after week on her conversational skills.

That's pretty impressive. Yeah. I'm not sure what her audience is. I mean, like how large it is, is what I mean. I don't see us ever being offered as a clip, like as a suggested clip. Well, they put those clips up. If we did video, we would have clips. We have plenty of video.

Right. It's all on Patreon. It's all locked away so nobody can see it. But we could make clips like Patreon clips if we wanted to. It's something to think about. We can go into competition with Hawk Tuah. Oh, we'd lose. Yeah, we definitely would.

We would lose. I can't imagine anything I want to do less. She would beat the pants off of us. Yeah, she should. I mean, I haven't heard beat the pants off of us. Yeah, she should. I mean, I haven't heard her yet. She crushes. Yeah, she crushes. Oh, she has a store with hats.

We have a store with hats. I know. 180,000 subscribers. What hat? Oh, is that what it is? 180,000 subscribers. I think we have about 12 to 13,000. I mean, look, she's got something that we don't and that's being an attractive

young girl with a great personality. We're old men. That's the easy way to say why we're losing. Talk to her. Well, we don't have any. If Q would get a viral moment, if he would like flip out on a cop or something, it has to be truly viral, not like something from IJ. Like he's down at the parade yesterday and he's like throwing up and drunk and like pukes on a cop or something. It needs to be more humorous than that.

Not funny enough? It can't be that. It has to be cutesy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I could try. Like, what's your finishing move? No, no, you got to talk, talk about like the other side, the other side of oral. Yeah.

Laughing pussy. That's what people want to hear from you. Yeah. No one wants to hear you talk about giving head. No, of course not. Well, yeah, you know, I take that back. There is, yeah, there is. There's a second. I don't know if it's going to land.

The same as Hawk Toa. Hawk Toa is almost like, I was thinking about her today, she's almost like a Gen Z Dr. Ruth, you know? Like on her show, on her podcast, because that's all she talks about is sex stuff. Wow. At first I thought you guys were doing a bit at first, but you guys are really into this girl on our podcast, huh? I, uh, I mean, look, I'm not into it enough that I watch it.

I, and I watch, I see clips. Yeah. I've seen clips like Walt on YouTube, but the stuff that I see, man, it seems like she's having a good time. But the clips that they show, yeah, everyone's smiling, everyone's laughing. Everyone's having like a grand old time. Not a plate of pulled pork in sight. Maybe that's it.

We tried it with comic book men and it fizzled, but maybe tell them Steve, Dave, we bring in a young blast to get the youngsters in. You brought in a, there was a female comic, Ben? There was a girl that we tried, well, that they tried to bring in and integrate into the show and it just sort of didn't work. They never aired it though. Yeah, it was never aired. And the girl was really nice. She was sweet, but the chemistry just wasn't there. Yeah, how could it be?

It's like three old dudes and then this young 20-year-old girl who's into comics. And of course, you know if she was cast at every turn, we were going to be the doddering old fools. We're never with it or anything. Regarding comics? I don't know. I'll fucking hang with any 20 year old female comic book fan I believe you could yeah, I believe you could now like to only in comics though. That's the only

Comics published before like 2005. Yeah, all this modern age stuff. That's all good and fine Let's talk the 70s, young lass. It's like I was born in the late 90s. That's like you discussing the 40s. I remember this compa came out that night, the love boat aired. There it was on the spinning rack, just waiting for me. Oh, this is getting depressing, man. I'm going to start listening to the Hawk Two again. Everyone's fucking jumping ship queue.

They're all, all the ants are now Hawk Two-o. I don't know what their listeners' nicknames are, but. It's the sound of a thousand ant tattoos getting covered by a saliva spet. Yeah. But hey, you pulled like that's good. I like to see the positivity though. You know, I welcome, I welcome the positivity you guys are displaying about her.

It's nice. It's nice to see. You get to be a hater. It's so easy to be a hater. Get jelly and be a hater. Because the thing is like, you can't be jealous of, and this is what I've learned over the years when I used to hate the Kardashians. It's like, why be jealous of somebody that you were never going to be anyway? Why be angry about them? Like who gives a fuck really? And Hawk Tuah, man, it was her moment. She said something

that resonated with a bunch of people and it showed like in that brief moment it did show her personality shined through and that's why people like her. She seems genuine. You know, even though now she has a team, I'm sure with social media and those are the people that are clipping her show and putting it up and you know, arranging her events. But why do you say it like that though? You do have a dismissive tone.

Oh, she has a team. Well, she does have a team. You have a team too though. It's not like, you know, like you don't have a team at your disposal. No, she, she has a team that's looking to make her money, like our team doesn't. Like our team is like, they're camera guys

and they're sound guys. Like they're not like actively. You think that talk too, like she has a. She has a management team. I know that much. I guarantee you though, that her management team is the same age as us though. So like we have no.

Oh, I don't know about that. You think so, Kio? No, I don't think so. They're younger. Younger, yeah, for sure. I think they're, yeah, most people that I'm running into in that, in that game now, and even like when I pitch things in, in Holly weird, like they're all 35, all of them. I would say that her team is probably in their late 30s or something.

I have to be able to understand the demographic and that's not something that older people do I think for the most part. Yeah, they've graduated into seasoned, uh, management company and shit like that. And they hire all these kids to come in and be the new managers. That's probably the way it always was. I mean, that's just how everything is right. Like you need youth to corral the youth. You can't have, they would not like if, if I'm hawked to his manager,

why do you need to, because the, the, there's, there's a Because there's a whole demographic our age that can be targeted. It could be. Will it go ahead, Q? No, I was going to say, I don't think that people are getting fired above the age of 50. I just think that those people are still in play, but it's just like everybody ages out and new people come in. You know what I mean?

I think we're on the cusp of this. So many people got fired in the entertainment business in the past like four or five years. They're starting to hire young people in now. So it's just a younger industry, I think. Would you say that applies to us as well, this podcast, as like we're on the cusp of aging out? No. You lie and you're lying. You looked away right there.

You took your eyes went down and you were lying. Right. You looked away when you said that. What are you talking about? I'm talking to you right now. I'm not, no, I went out. I was admiring my surroundings. A paint chip in the wall over there?

What's this on the floor? A vacuum, this carpet. Yeah, no, I mean, they can't stop us, Walt. I mean, like. Well, why don't we make an effort to not talk about things that paint us in an older light? You know, like make a real effort to not talk about the things that just resonate and immediately turn people off, younger people.

Yeah, probably. I mean, the people that are still listening, the people that listen now are like, I don't know how many new listeners we're minting on a daily basis, but I think they've been there for a while. They've been there for the ride and they're aging along with us. Right, but they're going to age out too though. We need to get new, younger ants. This week, I'll make it my mission to come up with some young topics that we can talk about. Okay. And we'll put, we'll see if we can compete with Hawk Tuah. I'll actually watch one of her episodes.

You can't do it as a bit. If you could do it with and put some true effort in and try to filter out all the comments that will just make people realize, oh my God, I thought these guys were younger, but they're definitely older. Right. Yeah. They surprise me.

Yeah. We have to appeal to 20-year-old girls. Oh, no. No. That's too young. But I think 35... That's all that she is. Yeah, I know, but I don't think it's realistic.

I think maybe we should shoot for 30 to 35. 30 as a baseline. 20s, I think, that's the moonshot are those the Millennials that we've spent the past ten years ripping on now we're gonna try it turn around and we need your help it's time for unity Millennials We need help, god damn it. Come on, you pussies, help us. You fucking snowflakes, help us. I'm not sure how big that rally's going to be.

Chris Lodondo's shaking his head right now and taking his headphones off. Tried to warn these assholes. So would, should we have voiced anything regarding the pork issue at the beginning of the episode? Would that turn off the younger crowd? I think that's common courtesy. I mean, no, no, I mean, just addressing it on Mike though. Like talking about it as a subject is this something that the 30 somethings are going to be into? Let's not do that no more. No more pulled pork. No more pulled pork. Like I liked them. I thought they were young until they started talking a bitch and about pulled

pork for a good 15 minutes. One guy defending it, the other two against it. I think the other guy said he got tuckered at 10 PM. You got to lie with that kind of stuff. I think the other guy said he got tuckered at 10 PM. Yeah, we got it. We'll edit it. We'll edit a lot more out though. Anything that makes us look old or sound old. Oh no. What happened? Get them just showed me a picture. It's almost talk to a Tuesday and it's talk to

a, look at her Walt, she's dancing up a storm. And you're the best dancer out of all of us, so this is going to be you. I don't think we should be on camera at all anymore. No? So we can trick people? It has to be pure audio only. That's moving with the times. Wow. So the other thing about Ranker that, and when you're right, you're right.

And Walt was right. Every year I'm like, I just don't know. I don't know that you have to tell people this shit anymore. I think everyone, it's been hammered so hard into everybody's psyche, like what you can and can't say, what you can and can't do, that you don't really need to remind people anymore. I was wrong. Well, when you're wrong, you're wrong. Somebody went, somebody put a bad costume on. Well, I have a couple of bad costumes here.

Somebody didn't listen to the tell him Steve, Dave, 2024 Halloween spooktacular. Definitely not these firefighters up in Canada. At least they're not American. They're not American. Outrage after guests wearing KKK costumes attend Nova Scotia Firehall dance. Here's a picture of them. There they are. Full regalia.

Oh, cut that cough out. This is going to make me sound old. How about the whole pause while you put your reading glasses on and just cut out. I'm sorry, North Sydney, not Nova Scotia, I'm bad. Okay, they're not dressed as ghosts, I don't think. They're not dressed as ghosts with holes cut out for the eyes. I don't understand you. I don't understand like. Yeah, I don't get it, man.

That is some behavior that's, what's it called when you're sabotaging your self behavior to dress in that costume and try to somehow pass it off as like, it's just Halloween. Yeah, that's really questionable and it feels like you wanted something bad to happen to you because there's no way you thought that. Oh, you think it's a self sabotage, guys? Yeah, I do think it is. There has to be some level of that. Which strikes me about it is like,

like, all right, if somebody said to me, you have to wear a KKK thing for Halloween, I'd be like, what if I ran into like a black person? Like, what, like ran into a black person? How would it make them feel? You would just be like, so what am I standing there representing to this other human being one on one? You know what I mean?

Like what? I don't want to feel that way. Well, it's also like where is the – is it a joke? Is it a statement? What is it exactly that you're trying to get across? Well, what's the joke? That's my Like, I don't understand what the joke is. I get, look, I like things that are like, we, I certainly do it all the time. I say fucked up shit just to make my friends laugh. I don't walk around the neighborhood fucking throw, you know what I mean?

Like screaming like weird shit at people to make them laugh. It's just fucking bizarre, man. That would be viral though. I don't get it. That would go viral. If one of your neighbors caught it. It would. It would. Let me get-

Not as cute as Hawk Toa. I just, one more season of Jokers on my belt and I'll try and get that viral moment. Yeah, then I'll try and get that viral moment for you guys. But I just want to get this last one in. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. In a brief statement, the club's executive apologized to those who were offended or hurt by our lack of actions and vowed to do better in the future. So I guess these guys, okay, so the four guests, which were not associated with the fire department, were not only admitted

into the dance, but allowed to stay. Like, I don't even know, like, let's say like I'm having a Halloween party and my brother Darren shows up in a KKK outfit, like as a costume or, or I think I would be like, dude, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, no, not even in my own home. I'm like, I don't want, I don't want pictures of this circulating. I think it's a bad idea. Did somebody see you walking into my house? Oh no.

Open the door, just look left and right frantically. Yeah, really? Really, it's so weird. It's just such a bizarre choice. I don't understand it. I don't get the humor side of it at all, is the thing, right? See, now here's somebody who was offended by it. Jason McClain, who's black, called the incident outrageous.

His father is a retired firefighter who worked with the fire department in North Sydney. What they did was hurtful to people and many would argue hateful. And they said it indeed was, and this is where people need not to shy away. It was a racist act. I can't argue with the guy. Hard to argue on that one. That's a tough one, man. I mean, they're showing you up an actual KKK. You know, what are you going to do? I mean, even if there's one of them that's just kind of a fucking

idiot and went along with his friends, it's kind of, you're kind of like, how do you not know better, man? I don't know that. I'm not sure. I know three other people in my life that I could be like, hey, you want to draw, go as a group costume, KKK. What do you think? Threes is a stretch.

You might be able to find one. Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure I know three other people in my life that I could be like, Hey, you want to go as a group costume? KKK? What do you think? Three's a stretch. You might be able to find one. Yeah. You might be able to dig up one somewhere. Three would be tough, man. Yeah. Three would be hard. I don't even think I, like, I wouldn't even feel

comfortable asking three. I don't even know who I would take the shot at to be like, Hey man, I got a fun idea. Like people would look at me like you're fucking with me or you're crazy. So they're keeping their jobs to those guys or what's going on? It seemed they're not associated with the fire department. They were just guests. I guess they were guests of somebody else. And, but the question is like the second you see them at the door as a member of the fire department or whoever is throwing this bash, the North Sydney fire department, you got to tell them like, guys, no, you can't come in.

Get the fuck out of here. What's the matter with you guys? Yeah, like I don't want you photographed in here. I don't want you photographed outside the firehouse. It's like, no, like why would you think this is a good idea? And you know, there was somebody at that party that brought it up and was like, it'll be all right, don't worry about it. And now they're like, you motherfuckers, I fucking told you, I told you not to do it.

The other costume was Diddy. And they said in Ranker, don't go dressed up like Diddy, don't make any references to Diddy, a sex traffic, uh, led sex trafficker and perv and all this other stuff. And, uh, two individuals who are very young. They look like they're like just, they're either seniors in high school or early college or something, uh, here they are.

Walt P Diddy, a white guy in black face, and his girl is dressed as a bottle of Johnson's baby oil. So I don't know if that's better or worse than KKK or is it on the same level. The Johnson's baby oil is no big deal. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, it's all context though. Right.

When you're with a guy in black face dressed up like Diddy. you're not going to get the pass. I don't think it's on the same level as a KKK because at least with this one, I could be like, look, the guy thought it was funny. I don't have to tell you. I could at least be like, look, I don't know, I don't fucking think it's that funny, but like clearly the guy thought it was fucking funny type of thing.

Whereas with the KKK, you could be like, I don't know what these fucking guys were thinking, you know? So I think, I think this one, I wouldn't be like, I'd probably be like, if they showed up to my house, I'd be like, dude, you can come in, but you got to take the black face off because I don't want to fucking, that's the picture I don't want. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. And that would like that even though I don't care how much you trust people at your party, like somebody is going to snap that to show their friend later on. Then their friend is going to get offended when they, when it's sent to them. Next thing you know,

BQ's black face party. Yeah, exactly. Not Hockuey. Come on. Not him. Not Hockuey. Come on. Not him. Yeah. So it was San Diego State University these kids are from and you can Google it if you want.

There was also another one that was, I think this was a second. Why does my iPad never work? Oh, here we go. Hold on. Open. Can't say shit like that though, because the youth of today can work their iPads with no issues. I know.

I know. I'm going to cut that part out. You got to cut that out. Yeah. You've got issues. I don't have X on my, on my iPad. I know. I know if they go back, like go back, if suddenly we're youthful and they go back and search all the archives of TSD where every time I have an electronic device, I'm like, why doesn't this work?

You're like, God damn it. Smashing shit, going crazy. Yeah. So that was Halloween, man. That was Halloween this year. Yeah. Great time on my end, man. I just love it so much. Let's see. Got a couple spots here. If I can break, only two this week. Kelcey. Kelcey is the first and only legal prediction market in the US.

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And then we got, let's see, we got some sports talk here. Unfortunately, Walt, I mean, Q, your yanks lost. Yeah, I thought you'd be, I thought you would be in the shitter. I thought you would be like beyond, devastated and you didn't really look all that out of sorts. Yeah, we've been doing a lot of talking about it over here and texting and stuff.

So it's been like kind of a constant over here, just the complaining and the bumness. So I'm just like, what am I going to do? Drag down to tell him Steve, Dave. Where would you put your number at in terms of how deep a depression you were to see them go down? One being 10 being devastated. I'll tell you what happened. Well, as I really fucking started to think that we're going to pull it off halfway through that game. I was like, this is it. They're gonna win tonight. Then they're gonna do it. They're gonna win tomorrow. They're

gonna force that game. They're gonna win it all. They could be the first in history, blah, blah, blah. And it was like, I did. I fell for the whole fucking thing, man. You know, and then they started making those, those shitty errors. Did you watch that game? I seen a lot of the highlights. Yeah. And it was like, I just felt it like, you know, but the Dodgers, I mean, they cut through him like fucking knife through butter. It was terrible. The Mets put up a fucking hot, a harder fight than the Yankees did. It was, it was, it was pretty dispiriting to see, man.

But how long do you give yourself? Like how, what's, what's your, your, what, like how many long do you give yourself? How many days do you say, okay, I'm going to grieve for this many days, but now I got to carry on. I got to wash it away. Well, I think it's more, it's not really like wash it away. It's more like turns into positivity about next year. Really? And I try and do that immediately.

I try and do it immediately. I try and be like, let's hit next year. Next year. See you. Like, you know, just do it, man. You know, so that's the Yankees. You weren't too upset then.

You know, the games, it was a fucking, you know, my heart got broken so fucking hard, like in those initial losses that you're just like, this, we're going to fucking lose. That's the problem. Like once you go down that fucking hard, you're like, well, there's no way we could win. And that's kind of depressing. And then that one game where they won, that's what I'm saying. I took the roller coaster ride and everything. So what are you gonna do? What are you going're gonna fucking do man. I can't be screaming. I can't be screaming on I what I want to do is take Aaron judge out to lunch. Just be like hey, man. Everything's alright. Don't worry about it Next year's you next year's here, but you know, you struggled a little bit in the past season

You reached out through like anybody like mutual People that you know, somebody who knows him? Have you tried? That's how I see it done in the celebrity world and especially the athletic world. You know somebody and then they tell somebody and then these big wigs become friends. I guess the thing though is like he's probably feeling pretty bad right now. Yeah.

You know, I don't know if now's the time to like be like, Hey bud, why don't we put your fucking why don't we split some, you know, some wings and like chill the fuck out. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know if now's the moment. He's probably feeling pretty bad about himself. You know, I don't know if he wants to see it. If I was him though, and somebody from your world, especially with the good vibes and the humor and the levity that you bring with the jokers, that could just be the medicine

that Aaron Judge needs right now. It's like a one-on-one with an impractical joker. Yeah. To really like kind of, you know, make, put things in perspective for Aaron. You know what? You're absolutely right. I'm going to reach out. I'm going to do it. I am going to do it. I'm going to reach out to the guy and see if he wants to like just get some lunch. You know, maybe I can make them laugh. Maybe we could turn that frown upside down. Is that a lot of pressure on you though? Are you putting too much pressure on yourself? You know, I think I think I could do it. You know, can't be afraid of pressure. Well, that's

an old man's game. Talk about baseball. Yeah, I want to take his mind off baseball. I want to talk about other things. You know what I mean? Like, I want to take his mind off baseball. I want to talk about other things. You know what I mean? Like I want to, I want to just let his mind drift into like other areas, fertile areas for happiness and joy. Let's cut the bullshit. You saw me drop that ball. Let's cut the nonsense. You saw me drop that ball. You got it. I did. I saw it. I saw aggro with him about it. Let's cut the nonsense.

You saw me drop that ball. You got it. I did. I saw it. I saw a lot of people saw it. So what do I do? Well, listen. Huh?

How do I come back from that? The fuck do I do? How do I come back from that? Just take a couple of weeks, bro. Don't even think about baseball. I know. Don't worry that? Just take a couple of weeks, bro. Don't even think about baseball. 10 million people saw it. I don't know. Don't worry about it. Take a couple of weeks, bro. Check out. Take a little me time.

Okay. Hey, Larry. Is Larry here? You're Larry judge now. Aaron is dead. You're Larry now. I would send them like... slowly backing away. I would download all the Hawk Tooey, the Talk Tooey episodes and give it to them on an iPad. Just be like, I want you to take some time, listen to the positivity of this girl, how energetic she is. That's what you need to do. Larry, you need to become the hock-too-y girl of the Yankees.

You need to have fun. You need to get out there and forgive yourself. A whole pep talk for the guy. We do some light and practical joking. It'll be great. Like, I don't know, man. I just, I can't go on. No, I mean, no, he's admitting that he's contemplating suicide to Q. I'm like, look, but like we all saw that you did not fucking really, I know you're feeling like you didn't carry your weight this postseason, buddy. Um, despite all the money.

What does that mean? What does that mean? No, I'm just saying. I never said that. I just dropped the ball. The fucking sun was in my eyes. All right, all right, it was a night game. I'm sorry. I thought when you said drop the ball, I meant like in terms of expectations against what you actually fucking delivered.

You think I dropped the ball, Q? No. Well, yeah, I guess. It looked just like I asked you when I said, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our, is our You're actually fucking delivered. You think I dropped the ball Q? No! Whoa.

Yeah, I guess. It looked just like I asked you when I said, is our, is tell him Steve Dave's time in the sun done? The same distracted look. Where's that waiter anyway? Who do we know again, you two? How did you get my number? Why am I here? Goes that self.

Oh man, that was a fucking, what are you going to do? I think the Dodgers were just unstoppable, dude. They were just firing on every level. They had the team chemistry. It was always going to be very hard to beat those guys. It's so disappointing when you give your heart to something like this that you have no factor in. And I don't know why I continue to do it, but I foolishly, every season, just, I rip open my chest and give get proceeded to, you know, get it trampled and spit on. Are you talking about the pulled pork again?

No, no, I'm just talking about when you give your heart to a sports team, something that makes no sense because you can't alter it. You can't, no matter what magic superstition you've got going on, whether it be, you know, you got different colored socks on or you wore this shirt, you know, when they won this one, it really, at the end of the day, none of that shit matters. It's all going to come down to the players. Nothing that any fan can do. And yet we continue to give our hearts to these strangers and then watch them drop it. Yeah, it's a belonging thing. It's a tribal thing, right? It's probably wired into us.

What did you think of those two fucking assholes who tried to rip that Dodger's arm off and like fan interference? Yeah, I, that was pretty fucking excessive. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was like, are they fucking? My thing, I was just like, they're going to hurt this fucking guy. They're going to like pull some tendon or something in his arm. I can't believe that they would not let go of his arm. That guy's a fucking hundred million dollar arm and they're yanking him.

Right? Like I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was nuts. It was nuts. It was not. What about how do you combat some of the people who are on the Yankee side being like, well, that's what they should do. They're there to try to make him drop that ball. Well, remember that happened in another game where a Dodgers fan caught the ball. And I don't, I think if that call had gone in the other direction, the Yankees don't lose that game.

Well, the Yankees, I'm surprised you have this. I'm actually, I want to applaud you right here now. I want to get up here and really give a moment to really applaud that you're thinking on this and how you're coming down on what these fans did. Because I remember back in the 90s when Jeter was on the team, remember that game where a kid took the ball out in center field. It was going to be a catch, but the kid leaned over.

It was a kid who took off school. He skipped school. He caught the ball and they counted it as a home run. And that kid got to go on the parade with the Yankees. Yeah. Really? Yeah. So I was surprised at the backlash for this on, on some levels.

I, uh, because I know how ignorant Yankee fans are. So I, so I assume that all Yankee fans are going to be defending this clown the way they defended this kid. I was, I was at against Baltimore in a, in a, like a ALS or championship. It wasn't a world series. That kid didn't do anything that could hurt a person where I think with what those fans did by not letting go of his arm, like that's really dangerous to do this to a guy who's a professional athlete, I think is the difference to me.

All right. Okay. Yeah. Like if they just snatched the ball from him, I'd be like, hey man, that's fucking baseball. And you know, it just would have been what it is. But when you're grabbing a player and yanking on his wrist and shit, that... They said that kid when he became of age would never have to buy a drink in New York ever again. That kid who took that home run.

Yeah. Who took that out away and made it turn into a home run. Yeah. They did a follow-up story on that kid. Not a few years back. I remember. And, uh, I think he was still riding high off the, uh, the claim at the time. So those guys, those cats who did that in just this last week, could they be blamed for like, they saw their chance to have this level of their five seconds where they would become cult heroes in New

York? Dude, I'm telling you, if the fucking Yankees came back from 03 and they won that series, those guys would have been on the parade boat. You know they would have. Oh, I don't know. They wouldn't even let them go to game five though, right? I'm telling you though, those guys would have been, that would have been the turning point. They would have said, that was it.

That's when the fucking, the script flipped. I don't think so. I don't think that they could give that to people, but actually physically put their hands on a player. It's, it's, you gotta, you gotta draw the line somewhere, you know? You've met Yankee fans, right? Yeah. Okay.

All right. Yeah. Another sports question I had for you, Q, I don't want to really give the name out. I don't want to stir up any trouble, but what's seven time, uh, Superbowl winner used language that was so ugly and repugnant that he was forced to apologize. Tom Brady. Oh, I don't know.

Caught on a hot mic, Kersin. Not hot mic, no. He said, um, I'm surprised you didn't hear about this. No, I, I, I, I took it out of my head. that he was forced to apologize. Tom Brady caught on Hot Mike, Kersin? Not Hot Mike, no. He said, I'm surprised you didn't hear about this. No, I'm telling you, I haven't been, I've been kind of out of the, off the grid for like two weeks, yeah.

Did you, Walt, did you get a chance to see those really aggressive Tom Brady commercials about him being an announcer and people not believing in him? Yeah. Yeah. Aren't those odd? Oh, I saw. I love that. That's the chip on your shoulder that you have to have. Once you lose that chip, you might as well just crawl into a grave. Just crawl, curl up in a fetal position and let them fucking put the dirt on you. Because that once that chip is gone, it's time to just call it a night. Call it a day.

Yeah, but it's like who... It's over, Johnny. Who fucking... Who was he talking to in that thing? Like nobody said anything to him. Every fucking head, oh my God, you're crazy. Every talking head was like, he's not worth the money. He thinks he could just stroll in as a player and become an announcer. It's not that easy. Who does he think he is?

All the naysayers, all the critics. Yeah. And so he made a commercial that directly challenges and addresses them. Maybe that's what we should start doing around here. You know, start making little videos against criticism. Take a book, take a page out of Brady's book, you know. Well, you got caught cussing somebody out. Well, not cussing, but he used a term that I guess was raising some eyebrows. And this is the quote he's talking about.

Um, he said this on a broadcast towards the end of the first quarter while Buffalo had a seven lead, a seven zero lead over Seattle. Yeah. Uh, sometimes he played like a spaz, like a grade schooler on a sugar high, but now he's controlled the chaos. He's like a storm coming into town and you don't want that storm coming into this town. So is the word, the S word, is that the word? This is not the first time we've heard this, that spaz is on the list of, you know, remember

Revenge of the Nerds, how they said spaz about fucking 500 times? Well, the Revenge of the Nerds is 1982? 84, I believe, more recent. It's so out of, it's so old fashioned. I don't see how anybody's getting upset about that. I blame the network. The network has to supply him with a list of words weekly, updated, that he cannot use.

He's gotta memorize too much shit. He's gotta memorize all the players' names, all the plays. Now he's gotta memorize all the words he can't use, that he used to be able to use last week. Agreed, I agree with you. Although I don't think you should stop using the word. I, you're, you're, you're describing society right now. It's an offensive to some as it's considered to be an ableist slur used for jokes and metaphors

to dehumanize those with disabilities. Now I disagree, man. I mean, I think that's in the UK. I believe that calling somebody a spastic is like calling somebody a retard here. I believe that to be true. But in America, it's like spaz, like growing up, it always meant you were just uncoordinated. Come on you spaz. I'm not angry that the word is now off limits.

I'm just angry that there wasn't more of a PR movement to let everybody know though, because if you're going to keep that shit a secret, then don't play the gotcha game if somebody uses it though. Let's get it out there so I know I can't use it anymore. And I won't. Now you're done with Spass? That's it.

It's over. It's a name that's going to be the title of this episode. It's like your favorite word. I've never used that word. You've never heard me say that word. I have someone right now, curator probably probably. I probably have used the word, but I won't any longer. Right. Now that I know, all I need to know is the fuck I just need to know. Well, it doesn't depend on who tells you or you're just listening.

You're listening to anybody. on who tells you or are you just listening to anybody? It doesn't matter who tells me. If somebody says it aloud, okay, it's fine. I won't do it in the morning. You have no chip on your shoulder. Sure I do. That is my chip. I'm going to listen to everybody.

Fuck you. Tell me what to do. Tell me what to say and how to think. How do you like that? I'm going to do it. Shit, you've totally neutralized my argument. Tell me what to do. Tell me what to say and how to think. How you like that? I'm going to do it. Shit, you've totally neutralized my argument. I didn't know that Lizzo.

Speaking of that, man, yeah. What's up? I got a lot of- Lizzo. Well, before you, I mean, speaking of words and things, I said something on the Halloween episode that got a lot of angry emails. I upset people. That is never my intention. I was making a joke about the fetus joke and everything. I truly – the last thing I want to do is make people upset when they're

listening. I don't even remember it. Oh, yeah. Remember it was the fetus costume? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I guess I made a joke or it. Oh yeah, I remember it was the fetus costume. Yeah. I mean, I guess I made a joke or something. Uh, so I won't make jokes about that anymore either. Spazzes and fetuses are- That's all the young kids are joking about though are fetuses and shit.

Well, I got to draw a line somewhere. I got to, you know, they can handle it. They're, they're, they're, they're built, you know, They can't, you're saying the younger people can handle the words? Yeah. Wow can handle it. They're built for this. You're saying the younger people can handle the words? Yeah. Oh, man. How was the reaction otherwise to the Halloween episode? Did people like this one?

I saw people definitely liked it. I saw some people didn't like it. They're like, we've had enough. But I'm the Sven Groupie. People didn't get excited about that? Like people weren't celebrating? You know, yeah, sure they were. You know, just like we're not aging out. Why are you looking down? Why are you looking at the camera? Why are you looking?

Wait, people had a problem with me being the Sven Groupie? They felt it wasn't really earned, that maybe Sven Gulli gives you a little bit more clout because he sees you, he knows what you look like and he sees you on TV a lot and maybe a little bit of star fuckery going on. He did seem to favor Q a little bit. Oh my God, hell yes he did. You don't think I came up, I'm the guy that came up with bullets of the blob shot into a Martian ship and you don't think that that deserves, he didn't even win that one. That was the one he picked you in that round. I thought I brought the fucking fire

man but I do believe though that the end of the day what was said her be a maximum overdrive. Come on. Okay. Nobody else on the planet came up with that. Of the ants and the pulse of the ants. I got I got one from an insider aunt who told me I got robbed and that who what? Traim I'm not trying but he said I got robbed I called bullshit. He said you got robbed Q doesn't deserve it Wow talking about kissing ass and fucking sucking up. Why do you think that was? He's on the fucking outs again now Jimmy the hair guy It was not Jimmy it's fucking well until I told differently I believe it was Jimmy he does have a Sven Gullly fetish. Mm-hmm. Oh, well, I liked it.

I had fun with that episode. I thought it was great. Yeah, I thought it was fun too. I had someone tell me it's time to get a new horror host in. Like, why can't you get Elvira? As if it's fucking easy to get Spangouli. I know. I saw you working on getting Spangouli for months.

It's that easy. It's that easy that, oh, Iuilli. I know. I saw you working on against Fanguilli for months. It's that easy. It's that easy that, oh, I can just pull it on Elvira. You were on our show. Who is this again? Yeah. That's not realistic. Just get Elvira.

Yeah. She's doing nothing. Just do that. Yeah. What's she doing? Especially around Halloween, she's free. Another team of yours, Walt the Lions. Yeah. Are you familiar with Goster Cherulis?

He was an offensive tackle. He's not on the team anymore. Okay. He's 40 years old now. Oh, so it's been a long time since he played. It's been a while since he played. Yeah. So this former NFL lineman urinated on an

elderly woman emptying his entire bladder for approximately 20 seconds during a Boston to Ireland flight, forcing the plane to turn around. He pleaded not guilty. Wait a minute. He emptied his entire bladder out? 20 seconds. Now like.

And nobody moved? That's my thing. It was an old lady. Well, it was a 70 year old Maine woman who was entire bladder out? 20 seconds. Now like. And nobody moved? That's my thing. It was an old lady. Well, it was a 70 year old main woman who was sitting in seat 4C and then he came up to her, fully exposed his genitals and began urinating on the elderly female, emptying his entire bladder for

approximately 20 seconds. He said he was unhappy with his, a seat in seat 3D. So I guess he was sitting right next to her. Oh no, a row behind, row ahead of her. Uh, so maybe this is why they didn't stop him. He's 6'6 and 280 pounds. The entire flight experience, extreme shock and alarm, and we're in fear for their safety, the court papers said.

That's when they need an air marshal. I thought air marshals were on every flight. I guess not anymore, huh? Not anymore. I think only special or, you know, not every flight. There's no way they could not afford that kind of budget to have them on every flight. And would that warrant, you know, taking them down for that?

Like pissing on somebody for 20 seconds? Yeah, maybe a taser at least, yeah. Would you put the whole cabinet at risk by, you know, shooting a gun? Oh yeah. You can't shoot a gun. No, no. Taser. No, you Taser.

Well, if he's a good shot. Yeah, I still don't think, even if outgraded, like somebody ducks and actually knows a hole in the window, you know, yeah. I don't think you want to be firing a gun inside a plane. I bet you they are armed though. Oh, the, uh, air marshals? Yeah, probably, probably. But I think that's a last resort.

Like if a guy's pissing on a lady, a tazer, and we're trying to take him out. That's not the last resort? I think the lady would say, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. The lady probably would say, yeah, shoot him. But let's see. He was argumentative about his seat and he struck an old man, 68-year-old Utah man. Oh my God.

And then troopers verbally commanded him to leave the plane, but then it was that when they turned around, but it became irate and uncooperative and he was met by law enforcement. Delta has zero percent, zero tolerance for all this kind of behavior. We apologize to our customers, blah, blah, blah. Now he says that the flight was unexpectedly delayed for

approximately four hours in preparation for the expected overnight flight. I took a sleeping medication that I don't normally use, which resulted in behavior that is not representative of my character. And I would like to apologize to the passengers and flight crew. Uh, he also, he played five years with the lions. He played with the Colts and with two years with the Buccaneers. He probably has something like CTE related. Or the medication could have been Ambien, which makes people do really weird shit and then not

remember it afterwards. So that could have been it as well. That's crazy. Yeah. What do you- But that's the first thing I thought too, was the CTE. I was like, this is not behavior of any kind of normal person. Let's say that you're on that flight with your parents, right? Would you rather that guy hit your father or pee on your mother?

Hit my father. I can't stand him. Well, yeah, obviously. I think I would rather have, I think I'd think Edgar would be like, I'll take a punch. Yeah. I'll take a punch. But a punch might kill Edgar. It could at this point, yeah. Whereas a little pee.

Not a little. 20 seconds is a long time to be pissing on somebody. It could be. I guess he just sat there. I guess he just sat there not knowing what to do because it's so like, this is not something I expected to happen. No, no, that is a very shocking chain of events that has to happen for that to a. Yeah, for that to happen to you and then you need to sit there and be like, why me? Why am I the one? Maybe he was aiming for the guy because she was sitting right next to him. The fucking worst is the guy all the way back in 27 that's like just brought his family

to Ireland to see the like the homeland for the first time, got vacation days, saved up, has no idea what's going on in the front of the plane and they're like, shh, like we got to turn around. Like there was an incident in the front of the plane and be like, what the fuck happened? What do you think happened? Well some guy pissed on an old lady. For 20 seconds, I'd do this behind her. Oh my God.

I would be like, so fucking what? Let's keep going. Dry her off. Yeah, I'll give her my fucking shirt. I don't give a shit. Let's keep going. Yeah, what do you do if you're the lady though? It's like, cause like, like he just gets taken off the plane, but her, she's now going. Yeah, what do you do if you're the lady though? It's like, he just gets taken off the plane.

But her, she's now fucking saturated in piss. Probably, she can go in. If she's checked it though, she's fucked. Oh, it's not on the same plane? Yeah, but they can't go down there and find her luggage. Why not? Because it's mixed up with everything else. You've seen Die Hard?

I've seen Die Hard, yeah. Yeah, that luggage is on the plane. Okay, yeah. I know, it's on the plane, but to go into the cargo air. Somebody's got to go in there. No, when they go in there, they take it and they that luggage is on the plane. Okay. Yeah. I know it's on the plane, but to go into the cargo air. Somebody's got to go in there. No, when they go in there, they take it and they just throw it on the conveyor belt and then it's up to you.

You're not a guy who flies. Yeah. So you don't know this. But they take it out of the plane, they put it on the conveyor belt, it brings it down to the carousel. Okay. So is it on the plane, the luggage? It's on the plane, but to go through all that luggage to find her luggage.

Was it just bring her with you and be like, which one's yours? Oh, bring her into the plane, the luggage? It's on the plane, but to go through all that luggage to find her luggage. Was it just bring her with you and be like, oh, which one's yours? Oh, bring her into the plane with you. Yeah. I don't know if that's legal. Stinking of pee and shit dripping piss. She might've had to buy something at like a, uh, at a souvenir stand or something, you know, in

the airport, I mean, she's drenched in piss. Yeah, I think you got to bend the rules and let her down into the, let her down into where they, the port, the portion of the plane that has the luggage so she can get a change of clothes. I guess so. I guess that's one, that's one way. Say Walt, did you catch Gittem's reaction when Brian shut you down?

No. When he was like, you don't fly, I do, you're wrong. And you, and you acquiesce, but Gittem looked a little happy about that. He did like a little nod. I think he likes to see you shut down over there, man. Can you even see him? I can see the top of his head. I could see like him nodding when you said that.

Nodding in agreement with me? Yeah. Oh, I don't like the tension in that office today, man. Although you know what? I mean, you know what? You're probably right. I'll bet you what they had to do is take everybody off the plane

because now it's contaminated. it has piss all over it. They probably have to either decontaminate it. Oh yeah, the whole. Get all the luggage off and then maybe she could look at her luggage then. It was like over the Atlantic Ocean or, and they can't turn around. I mean, you got to just carry on, I would think.

You would have to, yeah, but they turned around. They brought them back. Oh, they did turn. Yeah, they did turn around and brought them back. Yeah. Yeah. Did it do anything for you to see that guy lose his hand to fireworks when the, when he was celebrating the Dodgers win queue?

I did not see that. What happened? Oh yeah. Something, some guy was lighting off fireworks and for some reason he decided to, and I see this a lot on video, like guys who think it's funny to put like a bottle rocket in their ass and light it off or hold it in their mouth and light it off. And then eventually it's just like, I don't like sports. Right.

Yeah. So that's why you're like, I don't get why people do that. No, no. When your team wins, you'll do anything. You'll celebrate anyway. You'll blow your own hand off with fireworks. Oh my God. The last time the Yankees won, I put a bottle rocket in my pee hole and shot it off.

I was so excited. Yeah, I'm not sports minded. You're right about that. So I don't understand the idea. I just, I just, people that hold on to fireworks and then next thing you know, their hand is just mangled, it's over. Like you'll never have the, you'll never

have your hand again because the Dodgers won. My favorite was like the interview with the Dodgers, I don't know if you caught this, Walt, like how defensive they all were about the 2020 win. It was so funny. Like, I don't wish to keep harping on this, but you know, we kind of got dicked over in 2020.

Like there were so many of them addressed it. I thought it was really funny. Well that was the Astros thing, right? What's that? Was that the Astros cheating? That was the one where? Oh, I thought it was the shortened season that they were taught. Yeah, that was more like the shortened season and I thought that was regarding the Astros winning the World

Series and they got caught with all the cheating scandal with the with the no, I think this shit. He was referring to like the win where they didn't get to celebrate no parade short season. Okay. Yeah, season, all that stuff. Okay. Yeah. They were all kind of like, uh, like they got chips on their shoulders about it, man. Yeah, that's what you need. That's how, that's how you become a champion.

The chip. Yeah, you're probably right. I had a story. All right. Um, okay. Okay. So scientists say a spider bite can give men erections for hours, a certain spider. Okay. It's called the banana spider. Yeah.

And it could provide new treatment for erectile dysfunction. And I want, why are we still working on this? provide new treatment for erectile dysfunction. Why are we still working on this? Erectile dysfunction? Yeah. It's like we have all the pills now. Why is this something that's still- Like it's not good enough.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Unless you're like, hey, I tried Cialis, I tried Bluchu, I tried all these different things. They didn't work. So I'm willing. Like, you know, as a guy, if none of that shit worked for you, they're like, well, a spider can bite you. I'd be like, okay.

It's got to bite your ball sack. All right. I said, okay. Did I stutter? I said, okay, where's the spider? Am I just sticking my dick in the spider's web? Or you guys like. Do I got to fuck the spider?

Do I got to face fuck the spider? Just tell me what I got to fuck the spider? Do I got to face fuck the spider? Just tell me what I got to do. That is, that is interesting that, uh, that a certain, how the fuck do you find that out unless it's like a villager got bit? Whatever country it's from. I think it's Brazil. Um, I don't know.

Well, anyway, it's venom causes extremely painful urination and erections. Well, that doesn't sound like any fun. Well, that's why they're studying it now because they think that it could be, the venom could be used to just cause the erections without the pain. Hmm.

Yeah. The, it's Brazil too. Yeah. Brazilian researchers. With Blu Chu and Viagra, I thought they cured this. I thought it was like polio. But then again, you see a couple cases of polio every now and then, don't you? In other countries? You just can't take an extra dosage of Blu Chu?

I don't think so. I don't think it can just load up on pills. Cancer's still out there. Why the fuck are we worried about boners? Boners have been well covered, you're right. Yeah. But what if they develop a treatment that can permanently cure it from the spider's thing?

You know what I mean? Or you do it once a month instead of taking it every time you want to have sex like a half hour before. Well, it'll never happen, Q. The boner industry will never allow something that will cure it permanently. Big boner. I There is no profit in the cure there's only a profit in the treatment Yeah Well very profound fault

The hot to aold came up with that. But I'm just kind of like, Jesus Christ, we're still working on this? Well, what's more important to a guy though, right? These are probably... I thought they had it covered though. I thought it was cured, not cured, but I thought there was a pill that you could take now. Like why are we still spending money on this? There is a treatment that probably has to work for 99% of the people out there. So like, yeah, to now research a spider bite. But yeah, Kio, that's a good point. Like maybe if it's, it's like as opposed to taking a pill every time you want to do it,

it's like it's a once a month treatment and you don't necessarily need to get bitten by the spider. They would just like inject you with the venom or water. Well, maybe like you said, it's 99% effective. Maybe we're back to that chip on that shoulder, that guy with the 1% like, fuck that, I can't get a hard dick no

matter all the blue chew I take. And he's got a chip on his shoulder and he's a champion, he's a boner champion. All right. But there's the other sided argument. How much is worth investing in that 99.9, if only 0.1% doesn't work on how much money is worth investing in that for that one, that little tiny fraction that it doesn't work on?

Well, it doesn't mean that other people can't switch from Cialis to Spider Byte. They can get the market. It's a hot new boner drug on the market. Right. mean that other people can't switch from Cialis to spider bite they could they can get the market it's a hot new boner drug on the market right how much money is worth it to you in your opinion to spend for that small fragment I don't have a problem with getting a boner. I want to say that Brazilian About those old motherfuckers that can't get hard on Grandpa you had your turn! I ain't gotta carry the fucking web up in my bollies. I'm doing fucking flips. That problem is mid in my estimation.

I hope we keep this bit going for a few episodes because I want to research young people's shit and start doing it. So you're in charge of a lab, Q. Okay. How much of your research would you want to divert to the Spider Venom? Well, I mean, look, if I can come to the market with a new boner drug that I own the patent to completely, I think that's worth a lot of money. I think that's worth a ton of money. Could you imagine the marketing of having Marvel and Spider-Man be the brand name. Oh, like there's Mary Jane just wearing some fucking like lingerie on a bed and he whips

and he's like, oh, I can't, oh man. And then he's like thinks that a spider crawls down his pants and bites him. And then it just, yeah, that'd be amazing, dude. I don't know though. I just find it strange that in a world where there's so many more problems that this is still something that is being studied though. Got to keep it up because they're always looking for something better. I mean, sure you have the pills, they work, but what if-

Don't they work? Aren't they foolproof though? I don't think so, not for some people. I mean, sure, you have the pills, they work, but what if – Don't they work? Aren't they foolproof though? I don't think so. Not for some people. Oh, really? Yeah. I think you have – like not only do you have to take it, but you actually have to be excited too.

It's not like if you just take one – Oh, I didn't know this. This is news to me. So you have to also be excited too. Yeah. Like if I just took one right now, I'm not going to get a boner. But if I'm home and I take one, then I'm messing around with the wife. So it's something that you can suppress if you're good enough at it.

I think so. Yeah. I believe so. Secret boner. That should be something like, like some sort of test, like the suppression Olympics to see who can knock at one. Give them like, they they gotta take a blue chew and then still suppress it.

I remember there was this show that was had a really it was called Kenny. Remember Kenny vs. Benny? There was like two guys that were just fucking with each other. When we first started Jokers a lot of people were like you ripped off Kenny vs. Benny. So I was like alright well let me check this out. And it was actually pretty funny but they did did a bit where, um, they both got lap dances from like dudes to see if they moved at all.

And I think a lot of them started getting a boner. It was like such a great, very funny bit. It was pretty good. You guys should rip that off. Yeah. I mean, according to some people we already have. So, uh, well, I gotta according to some people already Well, I gotta go pick up my car boys they just text me what was wrong with it though

They could well, that's funny. So the you know, the start-stop thing, you know, you're gonna go to red light the car stop Yeah, like it'll cut the gas I hate that fucking thing and then for some reason it stopped working on my Jeep and I was in a situation where I'm so Low on gas. I was like fuck I actually could have used it so I brought it into the shop to get that fixed plus an oil change wall. Now do you usually work on your own cars or do you always bring them in? No. No you don't have any? No.

You're not a grease monkey? Gearhead Q. No not at all. Not in the slightest. You know anything about it? I can change tires. I mean I could do basic maintenance I could change oil and shit like that but I can't tires. No, I mean, I could do basic maintenance. I could change oil and shit like that. But I can't do anything.

I don't know why. I thought you were, I thought you were good with, uh, under the hood. No, in no way am I good under the hood. Terrible. So yeah, so I only got 23 minutes to go pick it up. All right. All right, Q. I guess, uh, tell them Steve, Dave.