Tell Em Steve-Dave - #617: Water, Water, Everywhere

Episode Date: November 24, 2024

Q disses Bry, the importance of hydration, HOAs, winter ❄️ penis, underwater UFOs

With the kind of person I am, I'll never forget it. Never. No. Take that shit to the grave. And viscous. No, it gets viscous. Viscous. Viscous. Viscous.

Yeah. This is going to be a testament. If we can make fucking talking about fucking water. I want to go another 45 minutes on water. If we have kept the audience then, then there's nothing we can't talk about. Tell them Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve, Dave. I see Walt over there playing with Teddy.

Hello. And I don't see B them Steve Dave. I see Walt over there playing with Teddy. Hello. And I don't see BQ. No. I don't. Teddy's jumping up trying to look at everybody over the table. I don't see BQ. No, because he's hobnobbing again. And what's more Walt, is that motherfucker ghosted me this week.

Really? Now this might be the first time on record since I've known BQ, since 1997 I believe, that he has ghosted me this week. Really? Now this might be the first time on record since I've known BQ, since 1997 I believe that he has ghosted me. In what way? How did it happen? I sent him a message on Monday and I said, hey, I know you're going to Vegas at the end of the week. Is there a good day for Tom Steve Dave during the week?

No answer. Radio fucking silence. Because I heard that he was gambling on television. Right. Yeah. He was, uh, he was doing some of the Joe Gatto. It's like a, uh, Was that in Vegas? I believe so. Yeah. It was a charity charity thing in Vegas, which means he probably went out there maybe Thursday.

I mean, that's, that's pretty good though, considering he's been a BQ, diamond BQ for over a decade. He has been. Look, if I'm some schmuck trying to get his fucking insurance information or something. I'm sorry, but if diamond BQ has been diamond BQ for 2012, if not more. He's not diamond BQ to me. He's not. He just isn't. He's not diamond BQ to me. He's not. He just isn't.

He's my friend. He should be – if he just texted back like, hey, this week's no good. That's enough. That's enough. That way I don't have to wait until the end of the week. Thank God for Sunday Jeff. I'll never ghost you. We don't say enough.

We never say enough around here. Yeah, Sunday Jeff, he looks like a ghost, but he's not going to ghost me. I got nothing else to do. Diamond Sunday Jeffers. Yeah, that's that diamond. I wasn't at that Vegas party. Should have invited me. You good poker player?

No, I have no idea how to play poker. I'm not a poker player at all. I hear Diamond BQ wants some money though. Get him to tell me that he won 20 grand. 20 Gs. Oh, it's for charity? What was it for charity? It's for charity. I'm not sure what it is. It's probably, if I know Gatto, it's probably something to do with dogs, some kind of animal charity. So Q would probably be with cats. Q would probably be with the cats, yeah. Nice. He's so busy feeding those cats and cleaning out those litter pans, he couldn't text his boy back.

Nice. He's so busy feeding those cats and cleaning out those litter pans. He couldn't text his boy back. He had known him a long time. I know. Did you go through his assistant? I didn't, I didn't think to do that. I should have though. Yeah.

You've got to go through channels. Friends shouldn't have to go through channels. It's one time in over a decade. I mean, come on. But the kind of person I am, I'll never forget it. You'll never forget it? No. Take that shit to the grave.

Yeah. That's going to be my dying words. I'm going to be like, you ghosted me, fuckhead. He lies. Diamond Q. Yeah. Diamond BQ. Well, what are you going to do? You're right. He's diamond. Now I've seen, now he is diamond BQ to me. Oh, he wasn't before this? He wasn't, he was just a guy. He was just a guy.

I'm sure it's an oversight. My buddy. Yeah, I'm sure it just slipped his mind. He'll come back like, bro, I forgot, I didn't even see you text until I landed. Yeah, or he meant to get to it and it just didn't happen. You know, it's, you got to remember, he's got a lot more going on than me and you do. True. But I know not so much that he couldn't return the text.

I know. I know that. I know what he's up to. I'm trying, BQ. I'm not going to let it go. I'm going to shake it like a dog. So anyway, yeah, we got Sunday Jeff here this week which is always a delight I think. My pleasure.

I get ghosted by so many people. It wouldn't even bother me. It's on purpose though. It's probably on purpose. What do you mean? I'm not answering this text. I don't want to deal with this guy. Plenty of times I reach out and I don't get responses.

I'm used to it. Really? Yeah. To Diamond? No, not BQ. I mean, get him over there. There's plenty of times I text him and I don't get a response. Well, he's got no reception.

Yeah, with the BQ. I mean, he's got no reception. I mean, he's got no reception. I mean, he's got no reception. I mean, he's got no reception. I mean, he's got no reception. I mean, he's got no reception. I mean, he's got noQ. I mean, we can get him over there. There's plenty of times I text him and I don't get a response back. Well, he's got no reception. Yeah. With five fucking phones, the guy still can't answer his texts.

You think he can take them all together. There's always an excuse then. Is that on his, yeah, of course. Is that on his day off or is that like a regular day? A regular day, him not responding to you. I don't think it matters if it's a day off or not. Sometimes, you know, they just don't get answered. Yeah. You'd like a bat signal. Well, it goes a day off or not. Sometimes, you know, they just don't get answered. Yeah. You'd like a bat signal.

Well, it goes to Jimmy the Hair Guy. Did you? Yes. And he did too, from what I understand. Really? He said that? Yeah. Well, he said that he wanted to put one of the Space Monkeys episodes on Patreon.

And he said, yeah, I propositioned Walt with this idea, but he never got back to me. Yeah. We got a programmer, said Jimmy the Hair Guy. Yeah. You know what? Jimmy, ask Chuck why he may not be going off. That's all I'll say. Mm-hmm. Chuck will tell you and I won't, but that's all I'll say. It's on Chuck now. Yeah.

All right. That's it. Sweep it under the rug. Push it off to the next somebody else. That's what I'm doing at 2025 brother. That's a boy five is now I is like I'm shoveling so much shit to other people. It's your resolution. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going on a big long break. Are you a real boss? Yeah. I got to do it myself. Yeah. it's going to be a rough year for Gettin then. No, that actually depends on BQ and Bry. If it's going to be a rough year for Gettin or not. If they interact as much as with him as in 2024, Gettin was going to be living the fucking

good life because he'll have nobody fucking lording over him. He'll have nobody telling him what to do. Well, I've already looked, I've already, when I walked in, I already saw that front office that is unacceptable for, uh, our black Friday plans. There's no way there's too much shit in that room. Dusty gross. He's aware of it though. Okay. He's on it.

At least he's aware of it. Well, I don't feel like I should have to, but I think you're, you might be in a situation. Really? Really? Oh, this many years in? Yeah, yeah. That's on me.

You're right. It's totally on me. You know what? I'll just remain silent and things will change the way I want them. Yeah, that always works. Keep thinking that. Let's see, a little housekeeping. We have the Christmas episode coming up.

Christmas episode should be dropping Black Friday or Thanksgiving evening at 1159 PM. I got some stats. We just finished it. Get them. Get them, Dino. I will give credit where credit is due. Sometimes maybe praise isn't as given as often as possible, but he did a really good job cutting it and trying to get all the fat out of – I don't think there was that much fat.

So get them's not in it at all? No, because it was a beast at four hours and 40 minutes. You ain't kidding. So we got it down to three hours and 46 minutes. So it is tight. There's no, there's no, every um is gone. Oh, I love it because I um a lot. Every um is gone, except Ming's ums because they're impossible to remove. His is like a different language. Like he just rolls right into words with his arms.

I'm just like, no, we'll be here till the summertime. If we remove, if we try to fix his shit. Yeah. But yeah, so he did a good job on that one. I have some stats here. It says that, uh, this is from the, the creaky man himself, Declan. This is technically the most complicated and biggest episode that we've ever done by a factor of three.

It was a long episode. It was really long. Everybody in my life fucking tells me they climb Mount Everest. Everybody, everybody. It's fucking annoying at this point. Everybody in this fucking TSD town will come to me and be like, dude, this was the hardest thing I ever had to accomplish. Oh yeah?

Everybody. I'm just sick of hearing about it, that everything's Mount Everest to everybody. Well, he's saying it. That's why he's starting that new leaf fall. Yeah. Man, better watch out, 2025, when that ball drops in New York City,

it's gonna have his face on that fucking apple. With two middle fingers going up. Oh no, no. Sorry. He says, the average episode recording generates four to five hours of audio, 10 hours is a big app. This Christmas app, 76 hours of audio was recorded, 45 gigs that you guys had to go through. This is more of a testament to you guys.

So we have that, we have that episode coming out, which like we said, was a monster. A lot of time and effort went into that. A lot of people helped out. Hopefully it does help the Juarez family. That's the goal. Bottom line is, is it going to help the Juarez's? And hopefully that's the case, though. Sure. I won't hurt them. No, it won't hurt him. It won't hurt him. So we have that. I'll be tweeting out the link for that on Tell Them Steve Dave on X. Have you made the move to Blue Sky yet? I know a lot of people are doing that. No, don't even know what it is.

Yeah, I went Sunday. You moved to Blue Sky too? Get him. So you should go like me. Wow. That's what you should do to 2025. Wow. So you should go like me. That's what you should do in 2025. What's that? Just be like me.

Oh, yeah. So I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to be in a stupor in 2025. That's all right. That's what I'm looking for. We'll see how things go. I'm going to be ghosting a whole head of a lot of people.

Get used to getting ghosted. Oh, no. That's my new motto in 2025. It seems like he's drunk lately. He's hanging around with that other student. If you don't hear from me, it's not because I'm ghosting. Yeah, it's just that I'm going to be ghosting. I'm going to be ghosting. I'm going to be ghosting. I'm going to's drunk lately. He's hanging around with that other. If you don't hear from me, it's not because I'm ghosting you. It's just because I don't give a crap.

It's 2025. Yeah, 2025. All right. He's doing too many Sunday drives. He's hanging around with that other guy too long. So we have that and then of course Black Friday. We have some merch. We have some new merchandise that will be up on TellEmSteveDave.com.

We got a new hoodie. We got a new t-shirt. Hoodie's awesome. Oh, thank you so much. I wore it twice. The hoodie's really soft, yeah. What's that, Sunday? I wore it twice.

You wore it twice already? Yeah. I like it. Really? Yeah, you wore it to work? No, that I can't. Where'd you wear it? One was here.

Okay. That doesn't count. I gave it to you. We made the commercial. The other one was, Monday I wore it. Oh, okay. Where'd you wear it? One was here. Okay. That doesn't count. I gave it to you. We made the commercial. The other one was, Monday I wore it. Oh, okay. Where'd you go? Just out doing my errands. Anybody give you any compliments? Walking in there with my chest sticking out. All ladies are like, ooh, what's that?

What is that? Who's that guy? Why's he got an ant on his? Oh, you just gave it away. They're going to find out what it is anyways. Then there was one other. What else did I want to talk about? Oh, no, that wasn't it. There was one other little piece of housekeeping that now I forgot. But we'll get back to it, I guess.

We'll get back to it Sunday. Don't worry. I know you're nervous. Let me see here. They can always bleep that out. It's okay. Yeah. So I got – I didn't even know what we were going to talk about today.

I've done so little since the last time I saw you except clean out the garage. I don't think most people want to hear about that. Did you go to the urologist? Shout out to Dr. Cristiano. How'd that go? Not great. No? Yeah, not great.

He said that I have to diminish my testosterone intake because my blood is getting too thick, I guess, and it's getting too viscous with the testosterone and a combination of that and Walt Flanagan disease. I'm dehydrated. Oh, oh, that's what they're calling it now? That's what they're calling it these days, yeah. It's got Lou Gehrig's disease, Walt Flanagan disease. You shrivel up like a prune, like a dried up raisin.

Tell everybody to go fuck themselves. You don't drink that much water? No, hardly any at all. Really? And really, it's especially dumb because of what Walt went through. Yeah. So I should learn from that. Why are you not drinking water?

I just like, I don't like water really. And I told Mary Beth, I kind of blamed her. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So, so like I should learn from that. Why are you not drinking water? I just like, I don't like water really. And I told Mary Beth, I kind of, I kind of blamed her.

I said, I used to drink a lot more when I had the orange Gatorade in the house. Like that, it's like the zero calorie orange Gatorade. So I would drink that a lot, but then for some reason she stopped getting it. So I still like that. How about seltzers? Is that a good substitute? I think so, cause it's water, right? It just has a little like artificial flavoring in it.

I just think water is the, is the proper thing. Not, you know, I don't remember them telling me that they told me to drink Gatorade when I was already dehydrated already. Get those electrolytes. Yeah. But I think water is the preferred beverage. Water is key, right? Yeah.

How many are you drinking a day? Not as many as I did when I was really scared. Right. When I first had, when I first got the… I was siphoning out the fucking water tower out there. Yeah, I was on, I was drinking so much, but I've kind of slowed down. I still drink at least three bottles a day, but I'm supposed to drink eight, I think. Yeah, but three is a lot.

I personally have a hard time getting more than four down because I'm just like – I feel like I'm sloshing around. It's hard to drink when you're not really thirsty. You just keep on drinking and drinking and drinking because you're just forced to drink. I think in the wintertime, it becomes even more Paramount that you keep up on it and don't forget because you can You can find yourself not feeling thirsty because it's cold Right, you know if you're not doing anything either not saying you're not but I'm just gonna know you cleaned out the garage But I did well half of it

half of it anyway the garage. Yeah, I did. Well, half of it. What? Half of it anyway. But in the wintertime, it's very easy to get dehydrated, I was told, because you don't realize it as much as you will in the summertime. In the summertime, you'll feel it because you're sweating so much.

Because you're sweating and shit, right? Yeah, but it is – I mean – But you don't do it, so you're at a – At a disadvantage. It's a challenge. I'm never thirsty. I don't do, so you're at a. At a disadvantage. It's a challenge. I'm never thirsty. I don't sweat. I'm not a sweater.

That caused me to have a lifetime of dehydration though, because I didn't realize I was even dehydrated though. I never felt thirsty. I never felt like I was not at full capacity because of it. Right. Okay. When you started your water routine, it didn't feel like your brain didn't feel more, like you didn't feel more alert or more like.

No, no. The only thing I'm really, the only thing I'm like trying to do is never have that feeling that I'm going to pass out again. Cause it's fucking unnerving. It feels so fucked up. Like, and I get that, and I get that, if I do have a twinge of that feeling, it really can fucking make me get really like panicky, like, oh my God, it's coming back.

Right to the refrigerator. Yeah, just start guzzling water. But you have water, but for some people, man, they can drink it like it's fucking, like they're fish. I know, like you see the, like these girls walking around with those giant cups it like it's fucking – like they're fish. I know. You see these girls walking around with those giant cups, like a gallon fucking container with a straw. Yeah.

My daughter is like that. My oldest daughter could drink water like it's nothing. It's probably got like porcelain skin and shit. My wife would complain because she would be like, we're buying so much water. But she finally moved out. She was like, we could finally ease up on the water bill because she's drinking salt. I mean, not the water bill, like you buy a bottle of water, but I couldn't tell you how many bottles of water she would drink a day.

It was staggering. Really? Yeah. Get you a bretta. A what? A bretta, one of the filters that you keep. Yeah, that's what I do. Oh yeah, you don't drink bottled water?

Very rarely. I have like one of those containers. I have a hard time drinking water out of a glass. It almost has to be out of a bottle or else it feels so like gross. It should taste different. Yeah. I drank water out of a can one time and I was just like, this is horrible. Oh, that is weird.

Yeah. That's – what's that? Death water or something like that. It's liquid death. Yeah. They sell that at PNC Arts Center. I had one of them. What I like about the can is it keeps it so cold, but it doesn't. It's a weird sensation or taste coming out.

Yeah, there's an expectation of that flavor of water coming out of a plastic bottle. And when it comes out of a tin can, there's just something about it. Glass is the best. Glass really is the best. Yeah, it's hard. You like bottled soda, right? It's hard. No. You don't like bottled soda?

No. Really? I would think that because glass is really the best. Yeah, no. It's hard to find glass-bottled water though anywhere. Do they even sell that anywhere? Yeah, they do. Voss, which is hard to find.

I can't find it. I like the sparkling. It's got to be expensive, right? It is. I can't find it. It's like the John E. Laws of TSD town, Kedoli, Fort Knox. No, they sell the it. I like the sparkling water. It's really good, but I cannot find it. The sparkling water has the bubbles in it. I can't deal with the bubbles. Like Sam Pellegrino, I drink a lot of it.

This is going to be a testament. If we can make fucking talking about fucking water. I want to go another 45 minutes on water. If we have kept the audience, then there's nothing we can't talk about. Let's talk about more water. Sparkles. First time we've had some rain Sunday. Yeah, that's right. The drought is over in New Jersey.

More water. I know I can finally have an outdoor fire after months. At least I was like, now my grass is going to grow and there'll be nobody to cut it. The entire fucking summer these guys came and all they did was kick up dirt. Yeah. And you get charged for it. Yeah. And you get charged for it.

You don't want to be like, Hey, I'm not paying you. But you're like, then they'll just cut you off and you'll be, yeah, good luck finding another guy next season when you really need them. Right. Yeah. And I like personally know the guy that does my lawn, so it would be a real dickhead move to be like, but I really did it at some, at one point I wanted to be like, you can come twice or like twice a month,, I guess. You don't need to come every week.

It hasn't rained in two fucking months. I know the second that I'm like, don't come, downpour and then the grass is going to be out of control. My wife was like, you know, I got the bill from the long guys and I don't think that the grass grew at all. She's like, should I say anything? I was like, no, just pay it. You got to.

Just pay it. Yeah. You're going to need them and then if you give them a hard time, they're going to ghost you. Oh, I don't need any more of that. They probably clean up your yard too, don't they? Don't they blow the leaves and stuff like that too? Like fault cleanups? They don't need to though. If I was out, if I was home and they did it and I saw them blowing leaves, I'm like, don't even bother. I don't give a though. Like if I was out, if I was home and they did it and I saw them blowing leaves, I'm like, don't, don't even bother. I don't give a fuck about the leaves.

Yeah, but then they get all wet in the winter and they settle into your grass and shit and you got a nice backyard. You got a nice area back there. Okay. And, and what's the, what's the downside of that? It's just like smells. It looks bad. You know, yeah, they start rotting and shit.

Smells like old woods and leaves and stuff. Don't even bother with him. You're wasting your time. I saw how he landscapes. I do not need the leaves blown or picked up. That's all his wife. If that was any, I saw the back of his thing. It's like Better Homes and Gardens back there. It's beautiful.

Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, it's not. That's not him. Like I said, it looks like the surface of the fucking moon back there. That's when we first moved in. You have a, you live, what's it called? Like in a development where you have, you pay. Association fees. Yeah.

It's nice. How's that work out for you? Works out pretty good. Tell us a little bit about that. Cause we're struggling here. I can't find anything else to talk about water. Do you guys have free access to water? Pay them a flat fee.

That, that goes towards your fee a month and you don't have to move. It's kind of the same as you. It's really the same thing. What do you mean? Because it goes to, for them to take care of the property around you. So they come and blow the leaves, they mow the lawn. Now I got to imagine you are one of those dream tenants. You never do anything that causes anybody to be like, oh, we got to write him up.

We got to write that man in 24B up. He put a flag up or he didn't do this or he has a different color, something in the window. I bet you you're like a dream for that. Well, you have rules to follow. What's your name? HOC? HOA. HOA. You have rules to follow. I can't imagine you break any of the rules though.

There's really not really that many rules to break though. I mean, they won't let you have certain units, they won't allow you to have grills because they're too close to the, if you don't have a patio on the back, you can't have a grill. Do you have a grill? No. You should just go and be like, fuck you. Yeah, put it on the roof. You don't have a little area in the back, you can put a grill?

No. Even a little bit? No, I'm upper. Oh, you're upper. You don't have a little balcony? the back, you can put a grill. No. Even a little bit? No, I'm upper. Oh, you're upper. You don't have a little balcony?

No. You have windows? Yeah. Okay, so it's like living in this office. I got windows. Bring a grill in here. Skylights, windows, you got the high ceilings. Okay, so there's not one place, maybe in your parking spot, can you put a little grill?

Maybe I can use my neighbors are friendly with him. Maybe I can bring down some burgers and start flipping them on this girl. Do a little tailgate now. It's in the parking lot. There's got to be something. There's got to be some part of you that wants to just rebel in a little bit. Just one rule. There's got to be one rule. Just one rebellion moment. There's no real rules there. I mean, there's stuff like they don't want you hanging up

Christmas lights. I guarantee you there's fucking tons of rules. There is. But they don't apply to me though. I mean, I don't hang up lights. So they don't want you like- Oh, you can't hang up Christmas lights? They don't want you doing it into the siding. If you have like, they'll let you put it around your door with those, whatever those,

the hooks that you can kind of like, it's got the double sided tape, those command strips will let you do it. They'll let you do it. They don't want you like nailing them into the siding and stuff like that, but I don't hang up lights anyways. You're not here for Hanukkah? No. Really?

You just did not want part of it. I'd rather let nobody know that I live there. That male thinker just doesn't want to pop up and be like, fuck you, I'm doing what I want. Blue lights. This is America still. Blue lights. Right?

Even in that development, it's still America at the end of the day. Is it? Is it America? Is it? Is it? Right, this is even even in that development. It's still America at the end of this But they come and they shovel your your walkway They're actually pretty good. Yeah, you don't worry about lawn or anything. No No, not much longer law. I mean it's there's a lot of woods they get blow leaves constantly got a lot of deer Yeah, there is a lot of deer by me a lot of wildlife a lot of woods that get blow leaves constantly. Got a lot of deer? Yeah, there is a lot of deer by me, a lot of wildlife, a lot of fucking squirrels, man. I'll tell you, that's all I see is squirrels by me. You're not allowed to trap them, right?

Yeah, I sit on top of my Daniel Boone hat and I start picking them off with my gun. I imagine that would be a violation. That's a violation. Sunday Jeff in a coonskin cap. No hunting signs the day after. I got this delivery of, how do you tell me if you think this is bad luck? Are you done with the urology reports? Oh, urology? Oh, well, he said you're more at a risk. I guess your blood gets viscous if you don't drink enough water and plus you're taking this testosterone.

Enviscous. Enviscous. No, viscous. Enviscous. No, it gets viscous. Viscous, viscous? Viscous. V viscous. No, viscous. And viscous. No, it gets viscous. Viscous, viscous. Viscous. Viscous.

Yeah, viscous. That's the name of this episode, viscous. Definitely a clip, I know that much. And what happens to then? It gets, it gets a little too thick. So if you cut yourself, it comes out like pudding? I don't think so. I think it's more like it'll, it's more likely to clot up and give you a stroke or a heart attack.

Oh, that's a big issue. So when he said that, I was like, all right, maybe I'll start drinking some water. I brought a bottle of water with me today. There is an app you can use that will help you keep track of your water intake, and it's based solely on taste for you. The water? Yeah. Well, like you, if I drink too much, I'm like, oh, now I feel like I'm sloshing around.

In your belly. But yeah, not in the summer so much because I'm not like you. I do sweat like crazy. So in the summertime, it's not nearly as bad. But winter, yeah, you're right. You're pissing all the time too. Yeah, I know. That's the other thing I got.

I've developed a baby bladder, so now I'm going to be going to the bathroom every fucking two seconds. Yeah, but I mean, that's a'm going to be going to the bathroom every fucking two seconds. Yeah, but I mean that's a small price to pay though, isn't it? Well, you don't want to go what I threw and threw. If you want to cut it off around 8 o'clock in the evening, so this way you can maybe make it through the night without having to get up. But yeah, between the hours of 8 a.m. and 8 p.m., yeah, you should be hydrating like crazy. Have you started this hydration plan?

Uh, just today. I literally just went this morning. So I brought this bottle of water with me. Had my tea, though I think caffeine sort of draws water away from your. Tea is not, yeah, you got to cut out the, that shit. You guys just gotta be pure water. Yeah. I mean, I look, if anybody had fucking delicate taste buds, it's me and I suck it up.

Something that has no taste to it. Drink out that nasty ass water. Which your body is like mostly water anyways. It's so boring. It's so vanilla. It's so no frills. And it's not like you're sitting down and having like a slice of pizza with it or something. You could.

You can, but oh my God, pizza and water. Okay, here's the key to drink more water. Crackers. Eat a lot of crackers. So, it absorbs all the water in your body. Eat some salt-free crackers and you'll definitely want to wash it down with water and that'll be the key to drinking more water. Get fat on crackers. It's. I get fat on crackers.

It's possible to get fat on crackers. You think so? I mean like a box of crackers a day. It's fucking all carbohydrates plus salt. It's fucking loaded with sodium. Salt free crackers. Really? Fatty crackers?

I'm 56, my diet's crackers and water. It's carbohydrates. It's like prisoners are laughing at me. You want to make it to fucking 60. Yeah. You want to start drinking or how about sometimes I'll have a chips ahoy like those little mini chips ahoy. I'll pop three or four of them and I'm like, okay, now I'll wash it down with a bottle of water. Not milk. No. Milk. No. That's worse than water. As if I said urine or something. Milk is like drinking- Swamp water.

Viscous. It's like viscous. It's so thick and nasty after drinking water, then you put milk in your mouth. It's almost a solid, it feels like. Yeah. Well, I drink skim milk. Mary Beth drinks the 2% shit. If I have cookies or something, I can't even drink that it's too thick. Oh, I only can drink. 2%?

But you only, yeah, 2%. I only have this too thick for you? I'm a whole guy. No half-hearted, I go whole. Whole. Whole hard. Whole hard milk in his mouth. But it's gross.

It's so thick. I've said this before, at one time Walt was over at the house and we had cookies and I tried to trick him because we had 2% milk at the time and I gave it to him and he brought it up to his, like he was going to drink it. He must've sniffed it or saw something or whatever. It's a different odor. Yeah, he goes, this isn't whole milk. He was right. He was right. Just by looking. What are you trying to do to me? It looked like- It's like water. It looked like somebody had dipped a white paintbrush in a bottle of, in a glass of water.

Yeah, it's very, very thin. It looked like thin white water, it looked like. Trying to push one over on me. Yeah, I tried. He didn't do it. How long have we been going? That's a lot. I mean, can't we do a whole hour on just talking about water?

How we can? We probably can. Minus the spots, I think we can do an hour on water. Why didn't they adjust your testosterone then? What's that? Can't they just adjust it? Yeah, well, they probably can. Minus the spots. I think we could do an hour on water. Why don't they adjust your testosterone then? Can't they just adjust it? Yeah, well, they lowered it.

Yeah, he lowered it by 25 milligrams or whatever. Are you taking testosterone in injections or are you taking it in pill form? Injections. It's very easy. It's like this tube that's about as long as this water bottle, like up to this – Like a big tube. It's like this, this tube that's about, about as long as this water bottle, like up to, up to this, uh, well, no, I mean like lengthwise up to the top of that green, uh. So you have to inject that much into you. It's a pen, right?

No, no, no, it's very little. It's very little and it's pain free. You, yeah, you can't feel it. It's just like, it's just like, imagine just pressing your finger against your side. That's what it feels like. You don't feel any pierce. I guess the needle must be so fine or whatever, but. Who does that?

Is this something you can do at home or something you have to go into the office? No, I do this at home. Really? Yeah, I used to do this thing where they … You tie off or anything or you just … No, no, I just have to grab the fat on my stomach. It's got the rubber in its teeth. Come on, baby. Don't bother me. I'm taking my testosterone.

Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Oh, something's happening. Uh, wait, what did you say? Now you asked me. I do it at home. Yeah. I used to do this thing where they, they actually would make an incision like right in the top of your ass cheek and then put in these pellets that would

dissolve over the course of three months. Why'd you stop doing it? Cause it's so painful and this isn't, it was the same sort of result. Why though, why that particular process to do that when they had, or the pen wasn't available then? Well the pen I think was, I don't know if it was available, but it's like they're incredibly expensive too.

I was able to find this program where they knock it down by like $300 a month. So the other one's like a slow release, it's like a time release over the, how many times did you have to get that done though? Is it like last six months, two months? It lasts about three months. That's a lie. I keep on making incisions and shit. Is it the same incision every time? Yeah.

Different part of your body. Different like that. You can move it side to side. Never want to go to prison. He's got all these, never want to go to prison. He's got all these scars on his head. That's where all these from. Nothing, nothing. Not to Sasserone. I can't get a boner.

That's good. You don't need one. That wasn't asking. Yeah. So yeah, that was my trip to the urologist. And so when do you have to go back? Another three months. Yeah. So yeah, that was my trip to the urologist. So when do you have to go back? Another three months.

And the goal is to… The goal is to… How many bottles of water did he tell you to drink? He didn't say. He just like, you got to hydrate more or at all. I'm surprised he didn't tell you, like give you a chart. I think it goes by body weight. I mean, it's just like… I mean, I usually drink 64 ounces. How many bottles is that? give you a chart. I think it goes by body weight. I mean, it's just like, I mean, I usually drink 64 ounces. How many bottles is that?

It's probably about... That would be, well, these are 16, so it would be four. I have two, like I have a 32 ounce container that I bring to work with me and I also fill it up when I get home at night. So I mean, I have that, but I also, you're also getting some fluids also through stuff that you drink during the course of the day too. You know, it's not pure fluid. I mean, it's not pure water, not pure water but I drink enough water.

Drinks a lot of coffee though, right? I don't drink that much coffee. Oh, no? No. It was strange. When I quit smoking a long time ago, I thought I was going to drink a lot more coffee. I drank 10 times more coffee when I was smoking than when I quit. I drink maybe two cups. I have a cup in the morning and then I'll have a cup in the afternoon. Why do you think that is? I don't know. I would think it'd be the opposite. I would think I would want to quit. I drink maybe two cups. I have a cup in the morning and then I'll have a cup in the afternoon. Why do you think that is? I don't know.

I would think it would be the opposite. I would think I would want to have more coffee, but I don't. You don't have that caffeine fix? No. No, I can go. I don't drink coffee as soon as I get up. I don't drink it until I actually … What time of the day do you have your first coffee?

When I get to work. So it's about five o'clock in the morning, 5.30. But that is the first thing in the morning then. No, it's not. It's not like when I wake up, it's not like I makeclock in the morning. Right, 30? But that is the first thing in the morning then. No, it's not. It's not like I – when I wake up, it's not like I make the coffee and I drink it before I go to work. I don't drink it until I actually am at work.

So it's about an hour later. And are you telling me that you don't think you would – you don't think you would – you could operate without it? You don't think you could be fine without it? Sure I could operate. Yeah, I could operate without it. You would be craving it. Absolutely.

Really? Okay. Yeah, I mean there's times where I've – you know, even when I was out in Vegas, I mean by the time I got out be craving it. Absolutely. Really? Okay. Yeah, I mean, there's times where I've, you know, even when I was out in Vegas, I mean, by the time I got out of the hotel room and everything for the morning, like 10, 10.30, I still didn't have a cup of coffee yet. I'm fine. You're not addicted to caffeine, you know what I mean? No. I can fall asleep after drinking coffee.

Well, that wouldn't, I don't know if that would. But I'm saying, like, caffeine doesn't really have an effect on me as far as, like, going to sleep. But you don't think caffeine has no effect on you whatsoever? Listen, you want to talk to her? She see me fall asleep with a fucking mug of coffee in my hand. Who are you talking about? Who's her?

Joe. Oh, okay. No. He's at the office. He's drinking coffee. What? I don't fall asleep drinking water. Okay. Don't worry about what milk I'm fucking drinking. With this little cookie.

What kind of milk do you put in your coffee? I don't use milk, half and half. Yeah. All right, Sunday, that's what we do. I don't do half anything, whole. Whole, baby. Don't go half on nothing. That's the Tom Brady way. Yeah. He's not Tom Brady.

No night show. We'll see. We'll see how he's talking for 2025. Sounds like he's going half already. I was wondering about, do you still listen to your speeches, like your inspirational Tom Brady speeches when you're falling asleep? I do. Because I wonder if that's, how do you feel it affects you or do you feel it affects

you? I don't think it's affecting me in the right way. I feel like – unfortunately, I probably need him right in the same room. Just like while you're asleep. Like a clock in them. I've been listening to his inspirational talks and falling asleep to them, but I don't feel they're altering my mood in the way that I had hoped. Still kind of grouchy. So that's when you get older.

Do you think Tom Brady doesn't get grouchy? Does he look as good aged, Sunday? Could be from a lot of things. Not enough water? Oh. So that's when you get older. You think Tom Brady doesn't get grouchy? Is he like a student age, Sunday? Could be from a lot of things. Not enough water. I don't know if it's water. I feel like I'm getting enough water. That's not where the grouchy is. Could be just at a, at a, at a breaking point in your life.

I said that I'm not going to take it anymore. No, it could be other reasons. All right. We've had enough talk about water for now. I got a 45 minutes of water. I got to do a little bit of reading here. What is PrizePix, you're asking, Sunday Jeff. PrizePix is the best place to get real money sports action with over 10 million members

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He was waived. Smartest thing they could have done. No longer with the team. You're happy about this? They're a team? When's this last time? I got to tell you, I saw some commentary online from the quote unquote giant fans. It is brutal. It is brutal how ugly and toxic sports fans are. Like there's time. It is New York.

And podcast fans. It is New York. Podcast fans, I mean, have nothing on sports fans. No? They'll say stuff to the guy, right? They'll say stuff to him. They are a different type of toxicity, the sports fans. I mean, they're acting as if Daniel Jones stole their money.

Like it was their money that the team gave Daniel Jones. So he gets paid a certain. He got a gigantic massive contract. He got a huge contract. Right. And he's not good. And he really probably, I don't know if it's all him though. He didn't perform up to the contract though.

Okay. But some of the people online that I've seen making comments, you would have thought that that money came out of their pocket. They're so angry about it. And I just want to be like, what fucking person wouldn't take every fucking dime that they could get from the place they're working for? Right.

Right. What person is going to be like, they're angry that they couldn't sign Sasquan. They say, oh, they had to let Barclay go because they gave Daniel Jones that contract. And I'm like, that organization will get rid of Daniel Jones the second he no longer is useful to them, which was today, but they will do it in a heartbeat. Daniel Jones only obligation is to get as much money as he can guaranteed money

before he gets a catastrophic injury. And I saw you shaking your head over there. You agree with that, huh? You better get started. Get him. You agree with that, huh? You agree that you're shaking your head like I was doing gospel when the guy should get every penny he can. He was raising his hands above his head. No, I think they should have some loyalty to the team and not – I understand that yes, they're going to get injured and they should make their money while they can but

there's ways to do that like endorsements. So there should be a loyalty – is there a loyalty to the team to the player? No, no. I think that the team has no loyalty to the player. So why should the player then? I mean, they should. Why Ross Powell So why should the player then? Trevor Burrus I mean, they should. Aaron Ross Powell Why? Tell me why.

Trevor Burrus You should have feeling. Aaron Ross Powell Okay. Sorry, Tardis, my god. Tardis Michael How many, how many, how many? Aaron Ross Powell I don't have an answer. Tardis Michael He gave him – how many years has he been with the Giants though? Aaron Ross Powell He's been there a while.

I don't think you can put all the blame on him though. Tardis Michael Not the best team though. No, you can't because look, he's got no – he had no offensive line for how many years? But even the guy who's reporting the news about him being waived, even the – Oh, he's shit-talking him? Even the fans though, the fans are fucking telling the reporter that he's a piece of shit for reporting it.

They're so rabid to fucking take down somebody. They're like – they're like piranhas in a pool and they just see blood and they want to – they're like, you could cover a fucking high school sport team, let alone the Giants, you piece of shit. This is the reporter. This is the reporter. He's just reporting the news. He's like, here's what happened.

They're like, fuck you. He hung himself at Met Stadium. It is insane how toxic the internet is. It is bizarre what the people will write in the midst of emotion because their team isn't doing well. It is nuts. Yeah, I can't identify with that. I've never, like you know, you know, my whole life pretty much I'm not a sports guy.

So like, I don't have that sort of. That passion isn't there. That passion, it's just not there. It's not there for anything really. It's hard when you follow. But especially sports. When you follow a team and then they're doing so poorly, I mean you followed one for you for most of your life.

Right, but I, at that point when the Devils like tanked for that decade, I never once went online. It was like, you know what I wish? I wish every one of these players had a catastrophic, horrific event happen in their life and to their loved ones because they didn't win enough games for my pleasure. Hope your kid comes out with one eye. It's just nuts, the things that people will write about players. There is this jealousy or …

They're fanatics. That they're making the money that they're making. The things that they'll write about players. These people who are writing it couldn't fucking jerk off Daniel Jones properly, let alone do what he's doing on a football field. They couldn't hold his jock, yet they're telling him what he's doing wrong. I think there was a lot of skepticism when they picked him to begin with. He was really …

Yeah, he wasn't a guy that they thought was going to go picked them to begin with. They was, it was really, uh. Well, he wasn't, yeah, he wasn't a guy that he, they thought was going to go as high as he did. And he came out of a, he was being coached by the coach who coached Manning in college. So they thought that they had a diamond in the rough and they were going to make one of these, you know, great moves in history, like history would show they made a good move, but didn't work out.

But man. Coach too. I don't think the coaches are still just sports. People take that shit seriously, man. I tell you way too seriously be in trouble. Like I, I fucking love to watch sports and root for my team, but the shit that people will write online, I mean, Mike Tyson said it best, man. You're dead.

The shit that people will write online. I mean, Mike Tyson said it best, man. You're dead. If the internet has created a breed of people who will write shit online and that they would never say in person. Oh, never. Yeah, never. And, but sometimes they do.

Sometimes you'll see these idiots think they're still online. Well, they're like in the, they're in the stands yelling it though, right? Like a safe remove. No, you'll see them on the street or you'll see them say shit. One of them, there was a Jason Kelsey was walking around on a college campus and some college guy fucking started saying some shit to him and he took his phone and he smashed

it. He should have fucking throttled the guy. He should have fucking broke him in half for what he said. The Jason Kelsey is, I know he's Travis Kelsey's brother, but is he also a football player? He's a football player. Eagles. He was a football player. Eagles.

They played together in the Super Bowl, right? He called his brother the F word. Really? That rhymes with. Maggot? Yeah. Oof. And so he turned around and he should have fucking slapped him silly.

But he would have fucking, you know he would have taken a task for it. He would have lost his job. But he took his phone instead and just smashed it. Which is a felony, unfortunately. But I guess, yeah, he probably has the money to pay for it. Yeah, he could buy him off a thousandfold. And it would be other stuff. How dare you hit this defenseless guy?

You're so much bigger than him. You know what? That's what I'm saying. But you're like, you're- There's no way to win. You grew up on the internet thinking you could say whatever you want to fucking do to could bigger than him. You know what, that's what I'm saying, but you like, you were. There's no, there's no way to win. You grew up on the internet thinking you could say whatever you want to fucking do to

could snap you in half. Right. You know, you're not on the internet, man. Make sure you're fucking faceless and nameless. Yeah, you gotta be totally anonymous. You're hiding behind your anonymity. Then you can say all that shit and then fucking walk up from your basement and look at you can say all that shit and then fucking walk up from

your basement and look at the squalor in your life after you post that shit. Yeah, talking to you. I was going to say this sounds hauntingly familiar. After you take someone to task because they didn't fucking do something the exact way you wanted them to. Just keep to yourself. Yeah. You don't have to put it out there anyways.

I consider myself one of the most passionate devils guys. I never fucking fell into that fucking trap. I would say things to you, I'd blow off steam, but I never was like, Hey, I want more tan bro doors nuts to fall off from cancer. There was a game that we did attend. And it was never ever never ever screamed that loud. I mean, there was hats flying, there was name calling. That was a hat trick.

Yeah, it was a hat trick for the devils. It was a hat trick within like the last 30 seconds of the game with Carolina. I am not one to scream at a fucking in the stands. No, I don't- You didn't say hateful stuff. You weren't, you weren't hateful. I'm saying I know for a fact. Bitchy and be like fucking dower.

I mean, you should be bitchy. I could be sad because I spent the money and it didn't turn the night. Didn't go the way I wanted it to, but I would never in my, I would hope I would never just start screaming, she's a little grumpy and angry lately. So he might be changing. Screaming shit that is just rehensible. Is that the right word? Reprehensible.

Reprehensible and so out of line to players that they would ever hear. Yeah, but you're not wired like that. No. That's not you. I, you know. I mean, I'm the same way. I mean, I get pissed off. I can't see.

Yeah. I mean, there's plenty of nights like, like we're watching the playoffs and I would call you and try to get, like, try to get myself off the land. So I talk you down. I'm like's plenty of nights like we're watching the playoffs and I would call you and try to get myself off the ledge. I talk you down. I'm like the guy talking you down. I was like, don't jump, man. It's all right. It's only the first game.

It's a series of seven. Yeah. You were talking your dog. But did I ever scream and say something really nasty and ugly about a player that you were shocked about that I know. It's more just like I wanted them to do good, but I wasn't looking for their head on a. What are you talking about? Luke Hughes is like, he doesn't hit anymore. I don't think that crosses the line.

No, no, no, no. I'm just saying it's just like. Luke Hughes is a void contact like it's kryptonite. That's all I said to you. Now that is on the same level of like … No, no, no, no. Like I hope your parents die.

I saw someone be like, I hope such and such player – I hope his wife gets married. No, he doesn't say that. And so he wants to trade out of New York. No hateful stuff. Is that fucking sick? Yeah, that's pretty bad. Or I hope his daughters are sexually assaulted so he wants out of New York. God is my witness. That's pretty insane. And that seems like a not-a-man's-eye.

Those are real takes, huh? Those are real takes by fucking so-called quote unquote fans. Rangers eat nuts! Okay, now there's something. We used to say, rangers eat nuts. I don't think that's the same as saying that I want your daughters to be sexually assaulted in New York City so you get out of the state. So you demand a trade from the Rangers. Yeah, that's a little different.

That's passion. That's like psychotic passion. But when I used to say the Rangers eat nuts, that was a playful rivalry. I could have said it in a much more vulgar way. I could have said it in a much more vulgar way. I could have said it much more hateful. I didn't. I said it playful. Eat them nuts, bitch.

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that may hinder a man's ability to perform sexually. As the temperature drops, the male genitalia, as we know, recede into the body to maintain body heat resulting in restricted blood flow. And this phenomenon could affect men of all ages. Now why does it do that? Because no other part of our body recedes into... Yeah, but I'm not out in 20-degree weather. I'm inside a house that's 70-something degrees. Oh, yeah, but you work inside. Like me, I'm outside a lot in the cold.

Yeah, but is that where you do your stuff outside in the wild? Or you're like, whatever nature calls Sunday? Well, I think... But again, my question though, goes to like, why doesn't like our fingers recede when they get cold? Cause they get colder than your, than your. Well, they do, they contract. They get wrinkly.

Oh, your fingers get shorter. Well, you don't wear rings. So I'm just not shorter, but I'm saying you'll, it'll be easier to put a ring on in the wintertime than it will in the summertime. Cause it's the opposite, it swells. So. But it doesn't recede into your body though. No. be easier to put a ring on in the winter time than it will in the summertime because it's the opposite. It swells. So –

But it doesn't recede into your body though. No. Like our toes don't do that. Our nose doesn't recede into the cavity of our skull because it gets cold and a nose gets cold and then you're – Well, you have a skeleton there. There's not a skeleton in the – Down there? No, there's not a skeleton. Why do they call it a bone or a –

It's hard. Because there's a bone. There's no bone in there. Time for an anatomy lesson. How old are you? Would long johns help the situation? An extra pair of long johns? Probably. Well, I mean, it seems like Sunday's kind of right where it's like, I mean, how

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You know, especially in the summer. So it's always too hot. It is brutal because we only have the thermostats downstairs and hot air rises, right, Sunday? Oh, yeah. Why is that funny? Just the way it goes, oh, yeah. Hot air always rises. You should be glad it's hot in your house.

Hot and steamy. It's the way you want it. It really is from the fact that the thermostat just, it's downstairs, downstairs is colder so the heat never turns off. The heat is constantly on and we're sweating like it's, you know, like a- Could have moved the thermostat. Like a whine, what's that saying? Oh, like a whore in a church or something. Some old tiny saying. Uh, for 30 million American men with erectile dysfunction, the occurrence can be more difficult to manage. Saying additional underlying issues that block blood flow to

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I don't know. Fucking nut burns. It doesn't burn your hands. It doesn't burn your hands, man. Right? I don't know because you're kind of keeping it in your hands and your hands are going to be cold because they're outside. But if you stick it into your drawers and it's just there getting heat,

I don't know. What do you think? Get them? You think it would heat up your crotch? Yeah. Kill sperm cells. Kill sperm cells. Well, I mean, at this point in our lives, we don't care about that. Kill them all. Yeah. Kill them all. Kill them all like God sort them out. While winter penis should not be worrying for most, cured simply by warming up the body,

any shrinkage that outlasts the cool temp should be noted by a doctor." So if it shrinks, won't it go back to the normal size anyway once it gets to the summer come? Once it warms up, yeah. I don't know why – like I read this article. Like is this horrible? Like if it shrinks, it's going to stay that size? Is this like this old wives tale? Yeah, I don't think so. It doesn't appear to. It makes me think. his old wives tale. I don't think so. It doesn't appear to. But at least like if you stick your tongue out and you cross your eyes, it's going to

stay that way. If your packer gets cold, it's going to stay tiny. It's all over. Like guys like you and I, we have wives. They've seen it winter, summer, spring and fall. So they know. No? You won't take it out in the winter?

Not in the winter, no. Really? Like I'm not showing you my winter penis. I got winter penis. You can't see me now. Can't see this. Come around in the springtime when bunny penis is around. That would be a good excuse though if like you're with a new girl and she's like,

oh, why is it so small? You're like, yeah. Well, that was on Seinfeld, remember? Oh, was it? No, no, not a big Seinfeld episode. It shrinks like a turtle. Seinfeld that was a very famous where he jumped out of the pool and he, and George jumped out of the pool and he was getting changed in the bathroom

and his girlfriend walked in and she broke up with him and he was like, no, no, this is because I was in the cold water. That was a very famous episode. I never saw that one. I'll have to seek it out. But I'm sure in this day and age, are there fucking girls, especially with the way of the world? Like, are you telling me that if you got a good man and you saw him have winter

pecker. That would be something that you might be like rethink the fucking relationship. If, if that winter penis is in the summer, probably. But you can't, you can't convince her. Like, what if it's legitimately. The winter. What if you legitimately were cold? Well, you warm it up and then you're like, oh, don't leave yet. Really though, so I had to go through this song and dance and like, here, let me show

you. Yeah, rub it like this. You're this shallow. Keep going. It'll get there. You're this vapid that I have to prove to you that I just jumped out of the pool or I had a little, or I got a draft. They might not admit it.

They might not admit it, but I bet you there's a certain segment of the female population that is like, it's not enough. I'm a grower, not a show. But how would, but like to them or to the, to the gal who's like, well, that, you know, this, I have to end this now. How do they, how do they justify it in their head? I have to find somebody. That winter penis. Who doesn't succumb to winter penis, you know, in July. I succumb to winter penis.

You need to re-evaluate if I want to, I don't want to meet the girl that would be that shallow to be like, well, everything about him is great, but. Just that little dick. It gets cold. I think we're talking about two different things here. Winter penis, yeah, if all of a sudden, like Mary Beth and I got together, say in the warmer weather and then come winter, she's like, I'm out. Because of winter penis, that would be something.

But if you have winter penis year round. But winter penis is solved within a second. With blood sugar. I don't really get the article that much because it's like, well, if you get winter penis, just warm it up and you'll be fine. Yeah. That seems like a doctor who's like, I don't know, maybe winter penis. Let me make something up that'll get me published.

You're a theorologist today. You should have been talking to me. You should have asked him. They're here at Winter Penis. Doc, do I have Winter Penis? What are you talking about? Where are you going? Come back here. Yeah, so that's Winter Penis.

Now this Muffin Man thing, there's also an orb in New York, Walt. Did you see that? Yeah. What did you think? I know you're a big orb guy. in New York, Walt, did you see that? Yeah. What did you think?

I know you're a big orb guy. I mean, there's lots of speculation that, you know, all UFOs now are coming from underneath the ocean. Underneath the ocean? Yeah. They're not coming from outer space. They are, they're coming from underneath the deep depths of the sea and that's why they're

able to evade radar. And there seems to be a lot of sightings of water-based UFOs. I don't think it's extra terrestrial though. I don't think there's ever been an extra terrestrial on earth. I think it's, they're all manmade objects and they're being tested or you saw it

and you shouldn't have seen it. That's my opinion. What do you think, Sunday? UFOs under the water? Nah. Nah. UFOs from outer space, extraterrestrial of origin? Nah. We would have seen something by now. I don't know. I was watching this video the other day and it compared the it compared our the Milky Way to like the universe.

It's you. It's it's it's endless. It's it's it makes you scared. I don't think I think there's extra I think there's like the life out there. I don't ever visited this earth though. You know what I was thinking also It's like if now, you know it forget it too touchy to too hot to hop button I think let's all right now recognize that Brian, and give him a round of applause at home, because he was going to touch upon something and he decided it was not a good thing to talk about for you people, for you. For your health benefits, for your mindset. Because I know a lot of your fucking babies.

You ruined it. Yeah, I was winning them over. You almost had them. Yeah, this last thing I wanted to touch on was the muffin man, the kindly confectioner Drury Lane, of Drury Lane, who got an unforgettable shout out from the gingerbread man during the interrogation scene in Shrek. Turns out he was possibly a serial slaughterer who killed a lot of children in the 1500s.

He was a baker. So his method was of doing was tying bits of string around a beautiful, tasty muffin and drawing the children in with it before he killed them. That sounds like a lot of work to do, right? Would you ever chase a, chase a fucking muffin on a string in somebody's fucking house? Well, we were talking about the 14th century, you know.

I don't care what century it is. Muffins were in high demand. I'm talking about if all you have, you don't have your iPhone anymore, there's no TV. You see a muffin dangling down. Are you that slow that you can't just fucking grab the muffin that you can be like, let me There's no TV. You see a muffin on – you see a muffin dangling down. Okay. Are you that slow that you can't just fucking grab the muffin that you can be like, let me get it.

Oh, somebody pulled it away. Oh, somebody pulled it away. Get the fuck out of here. Have you ever seen the three stooges? No way. Have you ever seen the three stooges? That's the three stooges. This is the three stooges.

Maybe that's what you're watching was the three stooges. That's how they used to pull their teeth out, right? Behind the doorknob? This muffin master chef lived in a Drury Lane in London's West End. The story breadwinner sold inexpensive baked goods to the disenfranchised folks of the then raggedy neighborhood. I guess it's a little bit nicer since then. It was a very poor area, had a terrible reputation.

Many people went there to drink, gamble, and sometimes even commit crimes. It's unclear whether the once beloved Mutt & Buffen man partook in any murderous depravity. Growing suspicions of his unsavory sins are causing social media audiences to spiral. I didn't know this either. It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. It's raining, it's pouring refers to the alcoholic drinks being poured very liberally and the old man would fall asleep and he would be snore. He would snore because he's so drunk.

Spanish to English translator. This is mind blowing. The Macarena is a cheater's theme song. If you translate the lyrics, let's talk about water. You guys want to talk about water? I'm going to have some money now. Sunday, I got a question for you. I need your honest opinion on it. So yesterday I found out the place, the store, where I'm getting all my masterworks and hardcovers

from is unfortunately shutting down in December. Tim's Corner Comics sadly is going to be shutting their doors in Illinois and- Plus because of giving you the books. No. And I want to ask you, is there any chance – have I burnt that bridge too much if I go back on bent knee begging to come back and start buying my books there at cost? What do you think, Dereck? Do you want me to do some talking for you?

You think that I'm going to – A mediator? Is that what you're asking for? Have I burnt the bridge and is there any way I could repair it? Does this mean I have to go back and really re-edit the Christmas episode? Yeah, you might have to re-edit. You might have to cut out a whole segment. Have I made a horrible mistake? Look, I think that – do you know anybody else that's got – any other listeners? You can be honest.

I feel like, yeah, I probably shouldn't have had this forethought. I think that anything could be honest. I feel like – Look, I think that – I didn't – should have had this forethought. I think that anything could be amended. Really? Yeah, I think anything can – with sincerity and certain things, I think – Oh, fuck. Sincerity has to come into it. Or just – just maybe – You know what?

I haven't been fake-walled since Conn Bookman ended. Just maybe, you know. You know what? I haven't been fake-walled since Conn Bookman ended. Maybe I could dust fake-walled off. Do it in 2024 because 2025 is going to be pissy. You might want to do it in another month then. Real quick before 2025 like you said. Why?

What's in 2025? That's where you become, you know. Oh no, no. I'm just going to be more pissy. I'm just going to do things that I want to do more than what I want to do. I think wounds can be healed. Yeah? Yeah, I do.

Okay. Wow. That's an upbeat message from Sunday, Jeff. The wound of a lost … It takes both people though. We're talking about my wound? Yeah. Or whose wound are we talking about? Well, maybe both wounds. Maybe with at cost masterworks, my wound can be healed.

There's only one to cure. I'm back. Put that back in the Christmas episode. That will make me feel a hell of a whole lot better. I mean, you can always be a different new reservist. Can I go in with a big mustache and be like, hello? I might be Jimmy Obergeist. You know me. I would like to cost a discount on all your fine hardcovers. With the mustache tweaking back and forth.

He's got a pocket watch. I'm standing on Gettem's shoulders with a trench coat. count on all your fine hard covers. With the mustache tweaking back and forth. He's got a pocket watch. I'm standing on Gettem's shoulders with a trench coat. With a trench coat, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa! The gout! The gout! Let's give it away!

He's a pest. Now he can't get up. I will gladly pay you on Thursday for a at-cost Marvel masterwork. Gigs up! How many more do you need? They publish them every month. Oh my God, it's never ending. Yeah, it's an ongoing series and I've got them all and I'm not stopping now, but this

news has rocked me though that my supplier is going to no longer be in the game and now I've got to find a new coach. Nobody else has it out there, huh? Nobody else into comic book stores at all? What do you mean? All listeners? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Well, hopefully, maybe there's one out there, but I got to find a new place, a new go-to guy or gal. Or gal. Yeah, I'm looking at Amazon and it seems like they do not discount Marvel Masterworks. Not really, no.

No. Not the ones I get the direct market. 75 bucks. I get the direct market version. He's special. Amazon don't even carry the direct market versions. Oh, they don't? No.

Here's one. Here's one. Here's a text man. Only get 200 copies. Dracula, 65 as opposed to 75. One, here's a text. 200 copies. Dracula 65 as opposed to 75. So you can get a little bit knocked off. But they don't do the covers I want though. Oh, they don't.

Yeah. Amazon won't cover, won't carry the direct market additions. Direct market means only sold in complex stores. A lot of stuff on eBay though is, is not much more than what, what the cost is. It's crazy. At cost. At cost. Cheap cost. At cost. Cheap motherfucker.

At cost. Then you know what? Pump your chest down the head and get on that knee. Well, what if you went through a conduit? Say there was a guy who worked there. If I knew it was going to work, like 100%, like yeah, yeah, it's going to work. Then I'd do it, but my God.

Go with a mustache and get him shoulders? It's impossible. You hit your head right through the door. All right. Well, maybe you can work on it over this Thanksgiving break. Yeah. Yeah, can't you just hand your order off to an employee, a guy? Certain SJ.

I don't do the ordering. I don't do any ordering. And would it be suspicious if suddenly your order – Yeah, about two of every box. I won't get the variant cover. I'll get one regular and one variant. See, I care though. I'm not going to put Sunday in an awkward position. I don't want it.

I don't – Right. That would be weird because like who's this for? How about – No, how about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about How about a bug? Throw his out of smoke pellet, he's out of there.

Talk to the big man. It's awkward though. It's completely awkward. It's like, hey, you know what I was thinking? You know what, I've been thinking a lot about lately. I'm thinking, why are you talking about that? Did you hear about Daniel Jones? Why were on the subject of, you know, all the rage?

You know what would help me and not benefit were on the subject? You know what would help me and not benefit you in the slightest? Have you been drinking water? You never know. That's a big step to take. Well, what I could do Sunday to think about this, BQ, if BQ was here last week. Now, again, I was thinking about my friends. BQ was bandying the thought of opening up a comic book store.

And I told him I didn't think it was a good idea because in this market and this climate, I would be terrified to open up a new comic book store. That was before I knew I wasn't going to be getting shit at cost. Now – They're going to encourage him. Now I should write. He'll be like, it's booming.

Q, it's fucking on fire. You got to open this shit up tomorrow. Turns out I was wrong. I already ordered from the new previews already. Here's what I want. I'm going to open up a new comic book store. I'm going to open up a new comic book store. I'm going to open up a new comic book store.

I'm going to open up a new comic book store. I'm going to open up a new comic book store. I'm going to open up a new comic book store. I'm going to open up a new comic book store. I'm I already ordered from the new previews already. Here's what I want. Let me know when they come in. We're on fire. Open it up. Now, I could tell Q that I rethought things and he should now open up a conflict store, or I open up a diamond account. I was thinking, if you open up a diamond account, do you actually have to have a brick and mortar place? Can you actually have an online?

You do. Well, guess what, mother? That's right. Effer, we got brick and mortar. So you can sell comics here. Yes. To yourself. We could sell the comics.

Now, is there a certain amount that you have to order, though? Yes, 450 wholesale. What you could do is start drawing comics and order your own comics But I don't want my own comics. I want Marvel Kinking that plan you want to do a sequel to war of undead or whatever you there you go You're 500 copies gives you your discount so you can still order the other stuff. I have to do that every month Yeah You have to order a lot of issues.

What if I order some things that I know I can flip easily on eBay though? Yeah, you can sell stuff online, sure. I order maybe a Werewolf by Night Masterwork for me and then I throw up on eBay at a discount that only makes like a couple bucks on it. This guy only orders like $500 a month. It'd be okay. I'd still meet the threshold. Is there a minimum? Yeah. It's 475 or 450.

I don't know if it's retail or wholesale. A minimum. That's it? I looked into it already. Yeah. Yeah, but you would do that just with your own books probably. I don't think, no, I don't, there's no way I'm ordering 450 wholesale or retail a month. There's only like one or two, like there's only one or two.

Yeah, but you get Omnibuses too. Yeah, there's nothing coming out though that I need. I mean, it's just really the Masterworks at this point. And it would be that one month, like even if you were able to meet the quota one month, the next month, it might be like, wow, there's only the Masterworks, that's it. But I could be like looking through the previews and be like, well, you know what, I can sell this.

I know I can flip this. I can flip this toy or this, blah, blah, blah. And then just kind of have a little side gig if I have a diamond account though. And I say the diamond, hey, TST Town General Store, it sounds like a fucking real store. Right. Doesn't sound like it's fucking in the middle of a strip mall. Well, maybe you got some listeners, maybe get some reservists in your listeners. Well, you have to figure out how much much are they? They're around $75?

Some of 125 cover price, so it'd be like 60 to $70. So you got to sort of figure out like, is it worth your time to save that money? I have a lot of time in 2025. Better get ready. Sounds like somebody's passing the coach. Maybe that's the plan. I have to think about it. Got a lot to get ready. Sounds like somebody's passing the coach. Maybe that's the plan. I have to think about it. Got a lot to think about.

I thought it was a lot more than that. I thought you had to buy at least $1,000, $1,500, $2,000 worth of merchandise from them. It's not that much. It really is not a lot. What if I need you to be one of my… You can't give me that discount. What, wholesale? Sure I can.

I still don't know if you get that much. I don't get Masterworks. What do you get? Well, you can buy anything. I get magazines. You get magazines? I get magazines. There's not enough magazines. There's not 450. The magazines are going down. There's like barely any magazines anymore. Fangoria comes out like once every like six months it seems. Maybe I'll just make Gatam start collecting masterworks.

I take it out of his check. You bill me for two copies, boss. Yeah, you need to. One to read and one to keep sealed. Gonna be worth money. Now you're gonna retire in this. If I could see it with all this shit on my desk. It would be fucking stupid not to take this deal. You make masterworks in Braille.

This is your 401k. Got a lot to think about Sunday in the new year. Yeah. All right. All right. I don't have any more Muffin Man stories. No more ads? No more nothing? Oh, but I will say this.

No show next week because we've got the Christmas episode coming out. We have – It's Thanksgiving. It's a Sunday Jeff showed it to you. It's Thanksgiving. Are you off to Boston for Thanksgiving this year? No, no. No, you're not going?

No, I stay with her now. Oh, okay. You're in Turkey. No, my sister is actually going down to see my mother in Florida. So, you know. Okay. It's just not the same. I mean, it's not as – since everybody's gotten older and kind of dispersed, it's not as like what it used to be. So, it's not – you know, I mean, like now I just stay around. I mean, my daughter, she's in college, so she's coming home. So, it's just better off to stay down here.

If you got some free time on Saturday or Friday after work, you could pop down to the TSD town general store, make a quick appearance. Yeah. We'd love to see you. Walk through this door and then walk right to the other door. Yeah, that's a time. People would love it. I was here last year.

Yeah. Yeah, I remember you had a dyslexia read to you. Oh, who's that? So if you want to- uh, if you want to. I'll give you a call. We'd love to, love to see your smiling face, uh, come through at least for a couple of minutes. Saturday too, you're doing this?

Yeah. Friday and Saturday. You've diamond BQ promises show up Saturday. Jimmy the hair guy. Yeah. Saturday is probably not. Friday I might be able to stop by. Well, I mean, no, no promises. Cause I don I mean no promises because I don't want to tell people you'll

definitely be here, but maybe. It's a possibility. Yeah, it's always a possibility. Yeah. Tell them Steve, Dave.