Tell Em Steve-Dave - #625: Gopher It

Episode Date: February 9, 2025

Q’s lunch with Chuck turns into a discussion about Jimmy the hair guy, Q plays trains with his dad, Bry brings some fat news.

Because I'm stupid! And then we're off to the races. Can it go faster? It's fast, it can go, Mr. Quinn. How about if I make it 70,000? Can it go faster then? What was the response? You're like, okay, something like that. What do you want me to do? What was the response? You're like, okay, something like that. What do you want me to do?

Should I be doing fucking cartwheels down the hall? Tell them Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve, Dave. No guests this week. It's just the old crew. Not even a mic for Giddem, I noticed. Walt guests this week. It's just the old crew. Not even a mic for get them I noticed. Walt's here. Hello. VQ's.

Hello. So it's just the three of us boys. And I got to tell you, I have not done much lately. What do you mean? I just don't do anything. Well, this weather is killing us. Each week I come to the table and I'm like, I wish I had done something. Like this weekend I'm going to Atlantic City, so maybe something will happen. Don't force it.

I know. It just seems like nothing's happening at my house. I can tell you that much. Outside of the house, I'm not sure. It's just miserable and dark. Yeah. Slushy and shitty. What are you supposed to do? I had my parents with me for a week. Yeah. How was that? Okay. Yeah, I mean, look, you know, it's that thing of like they're genuinely fun and I like having around but you are, you know, by day like five, you're like, oh, that's right, I'm

not doing anything I normally do. Right. Yeah, but- Your whole day gets- Yeah, but at the same time, that's such a petty, I'm just so happy, you know what I mean? Like they're here They're healthy. I loved and do you play like The tour guide or like to go like you're like I'm gonna organize

Like he was up here to have like a hard procedure Oh, it's not like he could but even if he it wouldn't be like, let's go to the zoo. I thought, yeah, you're ramping up the, we got to do this, we got to do this. He would go to a train store with me. We ran my train set around together, a little father-son bonding. Really? Yeah, because he used to drive subways. That was his job.

He worked for the MTA. So I bought a subway set of the trains that he primarily drove. We worked on. We had a good time running that around the track. Now how long does this activity last? Because in my head I'm like, if you brought me – like if I visited you, you're like, Hey, you want to go downstairs and see my train set up? I'd be like, yeah, yeah.

And then like with by five minutes in, I'd be like, when are we going upstairs? Well, it was a little different because like he was telling me all about like what it was like to work on them. And like, you know, that went to like when he first got on the job and he was telling me stories about like when he, you know, just shit that happened to him on them. And like, you know, that went to like when he first got on the job, and he was telling me stories about like, when he you know, just shit that happened to him at work. So it was like, it opened the door to a little bit more. Like he knows everything about these fucking trains. Does he know all the secret labyrinths underneath the city? He does.

He does. He does. Because I watched Where the mole people live. Dude, we went online, like I said, I go, you know, they have these YouTube videos of your old route. Like, you know, people put the GoPro on the front of the train. I was like, you think you'd still recognize any of it? So we looked and at one point we were watching it went into a tunnel and then it started going past these rooms. And I was like, what are in those rooms? And he was like, Oh, they're mostly storage. He goes, sometimes you get all like homeless camps in there and stuff like that. So yeah. So I got a like a nice, but trained education continues. What was that team of mutants that lived under the subway?

Was it the Morlocks? Morlocks in X-Men? Yeah, in Caliban. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Morlocks. Jask of any Morlocks pop. I know the best to avoid any conflict talk while he was on a roll. The irony is you're playing with toy trains and you're like, I don't want to talk about that.

I don't want to talk about kid shit. Yeah. He'll think I'm gay, Walt. I don't know. He'll think I'm gay, Walt. I don't know. He'll think I'm gay, Walt. I don't know.

He'll think I'm gay, Walt. I don't know. He'll think I'm gay, Walt. I don't know. I'm only talking about mailing stuff. You had to bring up comics, didn't you? I was going to say, what did it – Just what I thought I had a son. Let's go upstairs, Brianne. What did it bring us to? Superman. Batman. What did it brought it to?

Screeching Hawks? Did he start talking comics? Probably. Yeah. In that he doesn't give a fuck at all about what Hawks are. He will not care at all. Happy to talk about trains though. Yeah.

Yeah. Now how much have you invested you think in your train collection so far? Not much. It's still been simmering. Under four figures? No, because – well, the only reason I know is because this set that were his trains have been out of print for 20 years. So you had to pony up.

So I had to pony up a little bit. How much were those? A little bit. That chuckle he says. No, for the set, it was like $1,100 for the set. All of them. little bit. That chuckle is a lot. For the set it was like $1,100 for the set. But six trains. This is like how you tell the common man, can you tell the price of a gallon of milk?

A gallon of milk. Right, yeah. How do you just put on trains? $1,100. A little bit, not much. I don't think that's a lot. In the train game. It appears like some of those locomotives go for like 800, 900 bucks.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't have any of that. I sent you that article about the Long Island train collectors. I don't know if you read it yet. I did not read it yet. And it said they have, it's this group of guys that were in Long Island and they had like this space where they would just get together.

It was like a train club. And they just, they just recently acquired the It was like a train club. Yeah. And they just recently acquired the Blue Comet from Sopranos. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. Yes, yes. I did look at this, right. Yeah, the original one.

It still has the blood splatter on it. It still has the blood splatter on it, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah. They acquired the Blue Comet. Yeah. Yeah, but they said they have like $1.3 million worth of train stuff. That's what I'm saying.

This shit is not cheap. Like all I have is a circle of tracks like and those deadwood. This is the hobby of the privileged you're saying. There's a way, like everything in life, there's a way for the common man to do it. There's a way for the moneyed class to go about it. Yeah. Yeah. I know it's not.

I'd rather be on there and how much floor space do you devote to your well your setups it's not too bad you can come over if you want check it out well you know you know you got a five minute window you just heard that it's they're just on the floor underneath my pinball machine so they're not even taking off so you haven't even got build a platform no no they just coming they go. I'm just going slow man You know I don't want to take a nice big piece of plywood put it on top of the pool table Yeah, yeah, yeah, would you consider hiring a live-in conductor that could just run your trains and you just watch What does she look like

Yes, I'm a look like. Yes, I may. Depending on what she looks like. Oh, you know she's going to rail. You can't go for a pretty conductor. You got to get somebody that's going to run the trains on time. Got bigger muscles than you. Yeah, knows how to put shit together. Carve out Styrofoam mountains and shit. I got no interest in that. Yeah. Give me like, you know. There's got to be a guy in his late 60s to early 70s.

How about a girl in her early 30s who just wears like the overalls? You know what I'm saying? You're not going to get the same effect you would at a homeboy who knows what he's fucking doing. Yeah, that's all right. You'll deal with the ignorance. I'll deal with the ignorance. You know, you hang around the train store, you wait for that fucking Golden Goose to

walk in, you're like, sir, have I got a proposition for you? Hey, I know you, you're Brian Quinn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like the show, do you? How much money, like if I was paying a guy like... Full time to live in. Yeah, and live in the basement. Oh wow.

You can't have a bedroom up in the quarters, you have to stay in the basement. Yeah, he's a trained man. Or I'll buy a caboose and put it like a real retired caboose and put it in my yard. He can live in that. 40 hours he's on, it's 40 hours a week? Yeah, it's full time. I would say you got to he's on 40 hours a week. Yeah, it's full time. I would say you got to give him at least 50 grand. I was going to say a grand a week probably.

Yeah, to be on call, on your back and call 24 hours, because you know there's going to be a 1 a.m. train emergency. You're going to be like, I want to see him run. Light it up. Like Prince playing with his fucking llamas at three in the morning and shit. Get him an old set. That's not the exact one I got, but that's $1,000. Choo-choo motherfucker.

Can it go faster? It can go Mr. Quinn. Does it go in reverse now? How about if I make it 70,000? Can it go faster? It's going to go faster. It can go, Mr. Quinn. Does it go in reverse now? How about if I make it 70,000? Can it go faster then? Hundred grand is my final offer. Now, let's go. So that's it.

That's an R30 subway set for $1,000, bud. Damn. Where did you locate that? A line? I found mine on eBay or something like that. Maybe Etsy or Macari, one of those. Yeah. Q is a thoughtful guy, isn't he? Sure.

It would never occur to me to get some sort of reproduction of something that my father built or worked on. When he first started in construction, he worked on, um, East point. The big, the big building, the big highest point on the East coast, I believe it is, you know, a huge, uh, apartment or condo complex in the town that Walton I used to live in. And, uh, he did like the sheet rocking or something like that, but it would never occur to me to get him like a replica.

Oh, I just got a replica. Why don't you just walk in East Point, go into the bathroom, take a little chunk of the sheetrock out, bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back with you. Bring it back with you. Bring it back with you. Bring it back with you.

Bring it back with you. And be like, guess what this is? And be like, this is an actual piece of sheetrock that you probably hung in East Point. Oh, that job I hated doing 50 years ago because you were born? Yeah. That one. Oh, that job I hated doing 50 years ago because you were born? Yeah. That one. I don't think it would be a warm father son moment like the trains.

It was a nice moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It seems those are fewer and farther between when you get older, right? Well, your parents live in a different state. They live in Florida. So you don't get to see them as much.

When I see my parents, Edgar can't hear shit anymore. I think it's too many years of unprotected hearing. From the saws also? From the saws and all that stuff, yeah. You really have to shout. Did you ever ask him, like, why didn't you just wear ear protection? You wouldn't be dealing with it. Because I'm stupid.

And then we're off to the races. But you're so smart, right? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it was a thing back then because he didn't work. I don't think Osha came in and was like, hey, you got to follow all these protocols. You knock them out on the wall, you just get like a blast of asbestos. Right. Yeah, exactly.

That those are the days. Yeah. Yeah, it was nice. It was nice. I'm glad I was able to find them. Yeah. It hurt to pay that much. You have to look up the Northlands.

The Northlands? In New Jersey. Okay. It is the largest, well, maybe get them to pull up on the computer, but it's like the largest indoor train set up. Me and Frank went there. Really? To the Mrs. There and they were like, why are we here?

Because there's nothing else to do in New Jersey. Let's go. But you have to see it. It is insane how big it is. Was it a Bride Tries or what if Bright Tries Railroading? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, well, I would think that you would want to come too. Yeah. So say, I'll come on that one. Yeah. But it is massive.

How far away is it from here? It's about an hour and 15 minute drive from here. North or South? I don't even know. I think it's... All right. Either way. Unknown. I don't even remember. It's all roads I've never been on. And then when you get there, it is a massive building. And it's like one eccentric dude who had so much money, built this train. It started just like you. And

then it got out of control. And then he needed a fucking massive, um, storage for it. And he just built a house, like a big building. I don't know if he's making money. When I was there, we were the only people in the building and it's like expensive to get in, but it is shockingly. It's amazing. It's amazing. Look at that.

It's like he built a mini New York. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. I just have a circle. This could inspire you though for greatness. Well, maybe like I saw like when get them clicked on the website that they do birthday parties there. So maybe I should have a birthday party there.

Has it got the big one coming up soon? Well, we got 49 first, but you know, isn't every year to be celebrated? Yeah, but I mean, you want to do the Northlands on the big one. Yeah, the big five up. Yeah. Look at like multi-tiered. It's out of your top end. I just blow my brains out.

Yeah, look at that. Fake rivers and stuff. And all you hear, there's nobody in the building. I'm talking, it is a massive building. All you hear is the sound of the train going around. It sounds so nice. It's very soothing. There's a lot of ASMR pie going on.

Yeah, I get it. That train going, it'll rock it asleep. And the amount of effort they've got to paint the concrete to look like water and everything. Yeah. It looks unbelievable. When Ghetto first opened the website, it said it was a 306,000 hour build time. So I guess they've tallied how many

hours to work on it. Wow. Yeah, this is something that has to be seen to be believed. That is beautiful. It's one of those things that like it could close tomorrow. So you better get there. You better get there if you want to see it. Yeah, you don't want to wait till 50. Right. No.

All right. I'm going to check it out. That's nice. Thank you for telling me about that. Yeah, I think you'd like it did my I made one suggestion recently For the patreon gifts where I could set a box cut tell him Steve Dave box car And do you remember that? Yes, I did. I looked into it. You did you I looked at oh, wait, cuz your response was not enthusiastic So what was the response you like? Okay, so Fuck a cartwheels down the hall you had run move out of the way. I got to a fucking cartwheel because Q Okay You know good idea like a little attaboy No go we did the monopoly off your off your, Jesus Christ I can't fucking take a seat and fucking bask in monopoly now I gotta fucking.

Working on trains now. He wants a fucking. Box cart. What's his little engine. Box cart, yeah. That's his face on it. I gotta fucking run around. I'm trying to help man.

I'm trying to help man. Chicken with my head cut off. Just call your guy in China. I looked up on Alibaba, which is where I look for all the stuff and for custom trains. And they're little motherfuckers, though. No, it's got to be O-gauge. Yeah, see, I don't know the terminology. So I'm dealing with a person who doesn't have a great grasp of the English language. Right.

So I'm like, well, I want to put this image on it, which was the three heads. Yeah, yeah. And nothing that they had would fit it where I felt it looked good. I see. Okay. And she's like, you need to make your own mold. And once I was doing that, I was like, fuck that. Yeah.

I'll see what I can do. Maybe I got a guy. Okay. Wow, look how high up that goes. Maybe I got a guy. Wow, look how high up that goes. You've got multi-levels. Because also what I thought was thinking too is like I don't even need China because I could buy a blank train and just put a sticker on it. Right. A clear sticker.

Yeah. But it doesn't look as good though. Right, right. All right, all right, all right. Just ask him. Just ask him. We looked into it though. All right. Thank you. He wants to know why he doesn't have his box of cards yet. He's bitching him on until his dad … His dad was there and everything.

I wish I could have shown you my TSD. Kaboose. You play Monopoly Pop, I guess? Here's my picture on a fucking thousand dollar bill, bud. I really want to show you my picture on a kaboose. Fucking idiots. Jersey. It's them, dad.

Can't get shit done. These guys, Chinese, they're all a bunch of fuck-ups. I suggested it two weeks ago. I don't know why it's not here. He said, okay, daddy. I'll show you the text. He said, okay. That's a promise, right? You see that?

That's a promise? Well, maybe also someone who's listening, who's into trains too, can point us in the right direction too because this is really outside my knowledge of merchandising. I've never been in a train so I don't even know who to contact other than Alibaba. Then you would have gotten a little train if you didn't know about O gauge. Oh yeah, I don't even know what O gauge meant but I was even thinking like if we got a bigger train, a beefier one, but then it wouldn't go on a track, right? Just because for looks and aesthetics, it would look better on a shelf But you wanted to actually go on your tracks

Well, the bigger ones would look better on a shelf anyway, because they're you know visually more I'm a size of one like a shoebox No, that's too big. Why is that too big? I'd look the fucking dope because I can't make you go around on the my my pinball machines. All right. Paying this guy 100 grand a year. I thought you wanted one member of the toy with Richard Pryor, those big giant trains

used to ride on. Yeah. I wouldn't mind that in my yard going around on that. Shit. Oh, Brian's a profile. I know what he's doing right now. He's fucking zoned out. He's getting an ad.

No, the ads are already up. We're only 16 minutes in, so I'm not going to … Oh, you have a time span where you're like, I can't do an ad before a certain mark? Yeah, I usually like to get in about a half hour. Oh, it's your call though? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. All right.

I thought this was a request from … Yeah, I figure wherever there's like … Sometimes if there's a good break, then I'll do it, but like if we're talking and having a good time. Gotcha, I thought they were like, Meondez is like, we can't have an ad placed five minutes into the show, it has to be past the 10 minute mark. No, no, no, Meondez is pretty good about that.

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Yeah, nobody wants to hear me do it half-heartedly. I'm just trying to give you, you know, just trying to shake it up. Mix it up. She had a good voice for it. Yeah, she was good. Yeah, she was really good at it. Yeah, she was good. Let's see.

Okay, then I'll read a second one and then we'll be done for now. Although there's a bunch of stuff blocking out. It's redacted? No, it's just like they placed it over the copy so I can't read it. Sounds cooler because like a lot of this ad copy has been redacted. I can't read it. So I'm going to. It sounds cooler. It was like a lot of this ad copy has been redacted. Yeah. Oh, we got plenty of that, especially with Raycon. Like we were the reason that they started the rule.

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And Staten? Chuck, yeah, my boy. And you know, we're talking about the Q West thing, the comedy festival I'm throwing together in April in Q West. And I had mentioned again how much I would love if Jimmy the Hair Guy was there. And I got a lot of information on that. There's a Juggalo event that weekend. There's an Insane Clown Posse event that weekend. And then Chuck expressed the opinion.

And I couldn't tell if it was coming directly from Chuck or if there was an element of Jimmy the Hair Guy's opinion in this. But I think when my eyes lit up, Chuck started to cover a little bit. But Chuck, at least we know Chuck feels that maybe Jimmy the Hair Guy should be treated as like, and now why don't you come down and just hang out and have fun because you're a fun new part of the show. Jimmy the Hair Guy should be talent and treat. Should be put to work. And not put to work. He should be treated as talent.

Really? Yeah. He should be brought down. Flight hotels should be paid. It shouldn't just be like, let me give him three ticks to the event. It should be pay for him to come down, put him up in the hotel, and treat him with the respect that a man of- Jimmy the Hared Guy commands.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, is what I was told. And I was like, Oh, yeah. And I was picking away at it. It did seem like maybe that was Jimmy's opinion. Really? Yeah. So I'm not quite sure exactly what I thought he would have been jazzed to just be like, he does strike me as a kind of guy that's happy for anything. Like, you know, anything thrown his way, he's like, he's psyched about it. Yeah, but then I misread the situation. Is he bigger than? He's pretty big.

I mean, he's the belle of the ball at all the Jugglo events. Yeah, he is. If this was a Jugglo event. How is he the belle of the ball? How do you guys know that? He gets to hang out with those clowns, like at their personal, their homes and everything. Like he, I think his girlfriend has massaged one of the insane clown posse.

Yeah, the wives. One of the wives. And that's how they got to take a shower in the house. Well, I'm pals with Shaggy too, though. I mean, don't I count for anything? Who's that? He's one of the two insane clowns. Who's that? So what? Yeah. Yeah.

We're talking ICP here. Oh, so you've been at his home, though? No. I have not been at his home. Well, that's a big difference, then. You're absolutely right. Wow. So did I misread it?

So what's the, so you didn't offer those things? Like, is Brian not getting it? Brian what's the... So you didn't offer those things? Is Brian not getting it? Brian's getting it. Brian's performing. Oh, but if Jimmy comes down, he's not on stage? No. Literally, I just wanted him to come down to be part of it because he's Jimmy the Hair

Guy. Part of it and what would be his involvement and just watch? Just have fun, man. It's like a Testy Town representative. Yeah, he doesn't have to do anything like yeah, I mean just be there Yeah, but I mean it's an expensive it is ever to get down there for you know a couple So I don't disagree yeah, so you couldn't give him a set like to get up on stage and just give him like a

Cup of bucks for like doing some standups. I mean, I guess I could put them on like we've had like stand up comedians, like agents come at us for money. And we've been like, look, we're not really paying. Like, it's not really that sort of thing. It's like, it's come hang out, you know, pay for flight and hotel and stuff like that. And what kid and what your hands raised. So you're gonna talk, talk on Mike. James and I did discuss sharing a room. So, Jimmy the hair guy? Yeah. Wait, so you think you're going to come?

Oh yeah. I'm seriously considering it. Yeah. Cause I don't need a real ID or anything right now. So, Oh, well I'd get your room for sure. Yeah. And I said, Jimmy, and then James and I could share a room.

Okay. Look at that. Now what about Jimmy's girl? How's he going to, how's she going to feel about that one? Get him, you shared a room with Gittem? Is that any place for a woman? Is the girl coming too? Yeah.

Well, talk on Mike. I'm not sure. Okay. Well, what's the big deal though? If they share a room? I know they're newlyweds, but they can't fucking calm down for one fucking weekend with Gittems in the room? I don't know, man.

It's Key West. It's going to be nice and warm and tropical and romantic. Yeah, and then your tropical breeze comes in. But they are! But those juggalos, they don't really care about privacy. Oh, that's true. You could be a sex table for them. Oh.

But do you think, well, do you think that Jimmy the hair guy, like, like I just said to get him, if you want to come, but I'll, I'll get your flight in hotel. Okay. That's get him. I've known the guy how many years. All right. So let's say this. So on Monday, we're recording some Patreon content. Okay. Jimmy's involved in it. Yeah. I pay him. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, but he's not doing anything. He's just, I invited him to just come down and have fun. Okay, but maybe he thought he's performing and he's like working on all his jokes and shit.

He did perform on the cruise. He won a rap battle against Ming, which is nice. Maybe he thought this was the same kind of situation that he would be pulled up on stage and everything. I'm not arguing a point. I'm asking your opinion. Like if that's true, then then I've not I misread the situation that have you you feel that Jimmy the hair guy is now of caliber that he don't show up for free. Um, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I feel he's, he's, he's definitely injected some fresh young blood.

Couldn't agree more. Into the TSD brand. Too bad it's run through dialysis. I'm not saying he gets, it's BQ's Key West and then under there with Jimmy the Herald Here's share the room we get them and Here's a couple bucks. But if you don't really have it … But nobody's getting bucks.

Okay, well then … okay, but he doesn't know that though. Right. So … and if I'm paying him, whenever he appears, he gets something. Yeah, all right. So I don't … maybe he … So do the cats in my yard? What's that? So do the cats in my yard, the stray cats in my yard the stray cats in my yard when they appear they get something to

Yeah, I don't but he's getting tattoos on camera for us. No. No, I'm not I don't want to sound like I'm That I disagree that that he's he's okay that cat comment did make it sound like a disagree. No more to me than a common house cat. Probably less. Feral even. Um, you know what, that's the... I'm just looking for advice. That's the one, the lines get blurred between – like when a listener makes that jump from the – over the moat that surrounds TSD Town from the rest of the world, once

a listener gets over there, that starts becoming a regular person that appears on podcasts and then all of a sudden, I'm like, I don't want to take advantage of them and you know, and I give them because it's on Patreon, we're making money, they should have some money too for appearing. Right. I can see why he would be like, well, isn't this just another TSD appearance? Yeah. You know, but this is this is BQ's. Yeah, it's like the Jokerers fans coming and stuff like that.

Don't even know who he is. Right. And the tickets, I think there's like eight tickets left. So it's not like we're relying on Jimmy the Hair Guy to move tickets. There you go. But if he can move those last eight tickets, so. That would be exciting. That would be.

But I wonder, all right, so you think that Chuck's probably on the ball then, then like a guy, then he's, Jimmy the Hair Guy is at a get him. Well Chuck's the one who suggested that Jimmy the Hair Guy was a personality. Get treated as, yeah, as a talented. And what does that come with? Like what is like some of the other people who are appearing on stage? They're getting nothing but a room? Room and flight.

Yeah. Which is no cheap investment, right? I mean that's got to cost a lot of money. No, no. It's thousands of dollars, right? Yeah, you got to be careful with an event like this. You could go into the red real fast if you're keeping on giving away rooms and flights and shit like that. Well, like I said, I mean, that takes care of... If you're going to give a room to get him, he has to share it. I mean, that's just like... you're not there yet. You know, he's still,

you know, a newbie. Like in that, in the, if you want to use the fire house, uh, Probe, Probe, Probe, he's helped you Dave town Probe, you know, right. But I don't know if it's enough for him. I mean, I would, I have, I have been in the room with the guy. Yeah. And he, he, I would be shocked though, but you could be right though. I don't know. And behind closed doors, everybody's, everybody's estimation of themselves may be different than what they put out there when they're in, you know, when they're dealing with me and everything. But he seems like a guy that would be like,. Quinn you want me to make your room for you you want me to you want me to

drive you anywhere around Key West? I'm not getting that feeling I'm not getting that you know I thought that when I got him when I when I brought him on the cruise that I had bought me some some good will. That's your karma. You know one hand washing the know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What do you again? What do you want him to do when he's down at Key West just be in the room and and clad handing? I was I was looking I wasn't even looking for that. I literally was like I know Jimmy would like this He's become an important part of the show Why not reward the guys you know I mean like reward him with just come on down and hang out like you don't have to pay For the ticket to come in you he's gonna get VIP access to everything. Okay. Yes, that's paid. Okay. Yeah, we're giving something I Thought I was but it appears like maybe I was not Can't sure Chuck is gonna love that you revealed all this I'm like Well Chuck it was standing up for his friend

Like I think it makes puts Chuck in a good light like he wasn't like can you believe this fucking Jimmy the Herald guy? I'm surprised he would tell it to you though The one guy. The guy who's running it. You got to go to the top on this. And so your reaction when he said that was? Oh, I can't wait to tell the guys. What does Bright think though?

I think that if – okay, he's sharing a room. It doesn't cost you really anything to let him in. No. And- Well, every person that's on my guest list is another ticket I could have sold. Right, yeah, that's true too. So there is a sunken cost to it. That's true too. I think that if he's put to use, I mean, I'm doing,

we're doing two Space Monkey shows. Yeah. There's no reason we couldn't put them to use there. Yeah. Earn his keep. Yeah, but then- How many nights is this? It's Friday and Saturday night.

Okay. Yeah. I guess, but I guess like, I didn't really think about it. It's the first, interestingly enough, really like the first person who I consider part of my inner circle or friends or people I know, he's the first person to there be a transactional nature brought up to it. Everybody, like Gatta was just like, I'm fucking coming.

I was like, let me get you a plane ticket. He's like, you're not getting my plane ticket. Murray is like, well, I'll be there. You know what I mean? It was the first person who I considered a friend that was kind of like, well, I'll be there. So you know what I mean? So it's like, you know, it was the first person who I considered a friend that was kind of like, well, what's in it for me? This isn't good enough for me. I think it all boils down to finances and taking off time from work. Yeah. Although with this new juggalo revelation, I wasn't aware of that. Oh, so he's using that as leverage on BQ.

He's got other plans that we Totally understand the perspective of being like look bitch I don't work for free and I don't come to your lame-ass little event for free. Fuck you pay me. I understand that Okay, I do I'm just surprised to your lame ass little event for free. Fuck you pay me. I understand that. Okay. I do. I was just surprised to have it come from Jimmy the Hair Guy towards me through his representative Chuck. Yeah, I think Walt's right.

I think it's like he would be there, but the finances, because they are saving for the wedding and everything. Sure. I totally understand. I think that's the main reason that he wouldn't come down by himself. But I mean, if Chuck's suggesting that he gets paid and nobody else does, that's the main reason that he wouldn't come down by himself. If Chuck's suggesting that he gets paid and nobody else does, I guess that's just something Chuck didn't know.

Yeah. Everybody's doing it just because they want to do it. Everybody's doing it just to go down there and have a party. To hang out and have a good time. Yeah. The finances of this thing are... It's gonna end up costing me money in the end to do this. But I just want to do something really fucking fun. So you might be in the red on this.

Oh, I have no doubt. I personally be on the red on this. Yeah, for sure. Maybe. So how can we fix it so you're not in the red? I don't know. Sorry, get him. Offer, rescind it. I don't know. Look, maybe it won't be in the run. Maybe you'll break even. You know what I mean? Like it definitely is. This isn't a profit driven game that we're into. Okay. And the reason I, you know, I'm certainly I'm at that stage where it's like, I just want to do things that are just fun and with my friends, which is where it was kind of

came from, which is kind of why my heart had opened up to Jimmy the Hair Guy on the cruise. I was like, I get it. Remember I walked off that cruise being like, I get it. I get the Jimmy the Hair Guy thing. I totally get it. You didn't get it until then. I didn't get it until the cruise. Really? And now I'm like, well, I couldn't imagine throwing a party without having Jimmy the Hair Guy there.

Now you might have to. Now I have to because I might not be able to cough up enough money. Another plane to get in there. Another flight. Yeah. Oh, it's a, it's, that's the ugly side of, of the business, like people just want to, you know, they think it's all yucks and kumbaya.

It's a business here. And at the end of the day, it is a business and, um, you have your financial picture that you have to, that you see and other people see their own financial picture. So, you know. I thought I was making a mint up until a couple of minutes ago.

We'll talk about that off camera, buddy. Yeah. Holding back some funds, some slush funds. I'm sure he... Troy's coming, Troy would ask for like... Yeah, Troy's going to be there. Yeah. I guarantee you.

Troy was even like, I'll buy a ticket, I don't want a free ticket. He might have, he might not, when he hears this, he might not even make it to the end of the episode before he goes in the bathroom and blows his brains out because he's probably so stressed out hearing this. Jimmy? Yeah. I don't think that, instead of planning a wedding, it would be planning a funeral because

I think, I think he's probably like so fucking like sweaty, his stomach is probably like, about to throw up because BQ is taking a task, taking it behind the woodshed basically. I don't want to be fucking beating the shit out of him. I'm not looking to do that. That's not what I'm looking to do here. I'm not looking to do that. Jimmy, no!

Boom! Why did he do it? To pay for his own flight. He wanted a 200 bucks. BQ said no. Maybe you could ask him what he wants. Maybe you could – would you be willing to – Now I'm negotiating.

What am I getting out of all this? Negotiate. It's a major conflict of interest and I get nothing from it. You're my friend. You're a good mediator. Yeah. You brought to me hair guys screaming into this world. We all did.

He came on, the first time he's on mic, it's because he buys the hair. We all agreed to bring him on and talk to the maniac that would pay that kind of money for your hair. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. All of a sudden it's my fault.

All right. Okay. I am not, I want to be very clear to everybody that I'm not looking to put, like I'm trying to work this out because I could be, you know, wrong. That's why I wanted to hear your guys' opinions on it. I don't think you're wrong. I just think you're looking at it from the point of view that it's tough to take off the time and not get paid for it, unless he has time. Totally understand.

I don't know. I don't think— I thought he told me they couldn't fire him anymore. Like he falls under some protected glass. I just don't know why I thought he told me they couldn't fire him anymore. Like he falls under some protected glass. I just don't know why Chuck tells you though. Like to me, I don't know why Chuck tells you because that's like – Well, I brought up – we were talking about the QS thing and I brought up –

Is Chuck going? Chuck's going. He bought a ticket? No, Chuck didn't buy a ticket. Chuck's working for me there. Is he getting paid? He's getting paid, but he's doing editing, shooting, editing. It's a little different.

Right, right, right. He'll be on the job a lot of the time. He'll be working the whole time. Yeah. He might need another cameraman. But that's the thing. Maybe Jimmy could be camera B. Maybe work with the audio. Or assist with audio or something.

Yeah. I could, I just, yeah. All right. My instinct was like, Jimmy the hair guy, just come down and hang out. I'm like, I could I could I just yeah, all right my my instinct was like Jimmy the hair guy just come down and hang out. I didn't think about the financials around it. Although you're right He is going to the fucking To the jugelows a little bit. Yeah, so it's not every time I fucking open Instagram. They're in a different Broadway play. I

Guess they got to save money and I'm where they... They're yours. You didn't make the cut. That's all right. Well, all right. I mean, so do you think that I should correct course and pay Jimmy the Hair Guy to show up? What would you be comfortable paying him knowing that the rest of your cast and performers aren't getting

anything. What are you? Yeah, like what are you comfortable saying publicly? No one's getting the time. Let's think about that. Is like, is there, is 5G's off the table? Is that too much? It sounds like that would be off the table.

That's a lot. Sounds like it would be off the table. That's a lot. Yeah. It sounds like it would be off the table. All right, I mean it is a major event though. It's a... It is, I'm trying to get Fatone down there. You know, I gotta pay money for his flight and stuff, but maybe I cut Joey Fatone.

500 then? On top of the flight and hotel? Well, is Giddim staying in the hotel with him? Is staying in the room? This is coming to me in real time. They want to do it though. It sounds like they think it'll be like a fun experience. So do you think that if it's Jimmy, we get the hotel, we get him, right?

Again, coming out of my pocket, but that's fine. And then airfare for Jimmy. Why don't you just make him drive down? It's to begin the QS, it's like 26 hours. The flight's like $250. Okay. All right. Now it sounds amenable though, right? That's so bad, right? 250 is nothing. Yeah. So then you have $500 on top of that maybe to work a camera to help chuck out in certain areas.

And then also, you know, we may also ask you to come up on stage during Space Monkey. We may not, but it's your – this floating employee for the weekend. Right. Okay. Get me – get me my booze. Jimmy! Jimmy! My cup's empty. get me, get me my booze. Jimmy, Jimmy!

My cup's empty. Uh, wow. So, so wow. So it'd be flight hotel, which is where it ends for everybody else, but then also 500 bucks to maybe run a camera for Chuck and fill up my drink if needed. And come on stage and entertain. I'm definitely putting him on stage if he's getting paid. I'm no doubt about that.

Oh boy. I mean, you think he would take, you think he would take, you think he would take 300? I think he would take it. Yeah. But do you wanna be, do you to then have like that out there though, like him like resentful and bitter, you know, and he always looks back on that like, you know,

it should have been the happiest weekend of my life. That free trip to Cuba sucked, I only made $300. Daddy war bucks, fucking Q, you know, fucking pinching every fucking dime at my expense. You know? What comes out of Jimmy the Hairy Guy's bottom line? And he doesn't realize how I had to pay those drinks that I fucking got him. He never even reimbursed me for my drinks. He was so drunk.

I'll catch you later, Jimmy. He was so bottle. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Wow. I don't know. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Wow.

I don't know. You're in a tricky, tricky spot. Like I said, you know the weekend won't suffer if he's not there. No, it won't. It will. It'll be missing a little. Maybe just throw up again. No, no, no, no, no.

That's just reality though. That's true. That's just reality. The tickets are bought. The tickets are bought. He's still not at that stature where like … He's going to put asses in seats. Yes, exactly. I think that's not a slight.

That's just the way it is. He's coming a little bit too late in the game because like he's already arranged some big names and on top of it, all the tickets are sold pretty much. So it's not, like you said, like if he were coming in and could like, you know, holy shit, Jimmy, the hair guy is going to be there. I'm there. Yeah. That might make it a little bit more worth it, but now, yeah, it just

seems like an extraneous expense. Yeah. I honestly, I thought he, I thought he was going to be fucking jazzed. Like the cruise, how it was like, dude, I got you on the cruise. Don't worry about it. Just book your flight, come on down. I thought he would be equally as excited to hear that. So you think there must have been a private conversation between he and Chuck.

I don't know, dude. I don't think Chuck formed that opinion on his own. That's what I'm saying. Chuck didn't come to you and say like, hey, Q, don't think Chuck formed that opinion on his own. No. That's what I'm saying. Chuck didn't come to you and say like, hey Q, don't be cheap. No. I think Jimmy the Hair Guy said something to Chuck and Chuck tried to approach it on like to be a good friend to Jimmy and I saw through it. Try to be diplomatic.

Yeah. And I was like, who is this coming from? Who pulled the wool over my eyes? Hear me out. The trains you brought for your dad. Yeah. Are they returnable? You already got the experience. Return the trains.

Use that thousand dollars. Right. Put it in Jimmy's pocket. Everyone's happy. Yeah, that might not be a bad idea. It's like selling right to his head. Sell off those trains now. Well, you already got it.

You know you're not going to call those trains now. Well, you already got it. You know you're not going to run those trains again. I mean, next time Dad comes down and he's like, yeah, you want to do the train that you used to drive? I'm like, eh. It's over. We did it already. Diminishing returns. But doing the hair guy is forever.

Well, the memories. The memories will last forever. Yeah. Yeah, if he were to come, I think he needs a task. I think Walt's right about that. I mean, Ming's doing, you know. Yeah, we he were to come, I think he needs a task. I think Walt's right about that. I mean Ming's doing, you know. Yeah, we got Ming Chen there too. We got Ming Chen.

And again, Ming is like, flight, hotel, good for me. Like happy to be there, happy to come down, happy to be a part of it. The point is like everybody's only going to have to work for about like fucking 40 minutes. And then the rest of the time, the only persons that are working the whole time are me and Jiggy, everybody else gets like, these 40 minutes, and then it's it, they can just hang out. We have a private artist resident like a house, this beautiful mansion down there that we have that like everybody's gonna be able

to hang out at the pool, play, you know, do whatever. How much is this mansion costing? Well, we got it. We got it on like a sponsorship deal thing. Oh okay, so it's not costing. Right. And you're still not making money? You're still in the red? You got to rent the theater, you got to get the hotels.

You got some good fucking guys working on your books, man. You can write everything off as a loss. You know, as far as gum school, I still hasn't made it in time in Hollywood. Hey, not one person to come. But BQ's out of pocket somehow. How's this work? It's nuts. This shit's expensive.

Yeah. Oh, so the mansion though, no one's staying in the mansion? No one's sleeping in the mansion? No, no. The mansion has some talent staying in there as well. But not all the talent can't stay there? No, we want everybody to be comfortable. So some, again, hotels.

There's mansion-grade guests. I think you could name that. You could probably draw that list right now if you'd like. Get him not staying at the mansion. Get him not at the mansion. Right. Brian Johnson's at the bench Does he get the address in case he wants to stop by

So what if he gets drunk and falls asleep on the couch, you're gonna totally fun and he sleeps at the mansion then It's fine no, I I didn't want to take one of the mansion rooms, so I got like a hotel room. Big guy. Yeah. Okay. Not even a suite, Walt, just a regular hotel room. I'm trying to keep costs down here. You know what I'm saying?

Salted to the earth. Yeah. Spent all my money on drinks. I like when you try to impress Walt with your down to earthness, and he's like, whatever. Not even a sweet Walt. Now, Gannon, what do you need to come down? Is it just Flight Hotel?

You're okay with that? Yeah, I'm good. I'll drive your golf cart. I'll drive you around everything. I was a fucking guy. See, that's what I thought. That's what I thought that was gonna get from Jimmy the hair guy just again I'd love to be there can't wait to be there like like he gave me on the occasion for wall for me how many days is he gone well he got there Friday and

leave Sunday oh so it's like three days I mean okay I mean he I'm never here on this Saturday and Sunday anyway. So it's no vacay. You can't keep him for a week. We can get him down there in like a week. No, I'll get him down there Wednesday. You can't take him back to Staten Island for the rest of the duration of the week. So –

You could furlough him for a week. You could tell him to stay in his basement for a week. What does that mean? I've heard that word, furlough. I don't know if I can – That's when you don't lose your job but you're not working. Yeah. I think he's been doing that for the last year.

He hasn't done any job. I didn't go look out there. I mean fucking. Self-permanent furlough. Yeah. How's the costume room looking? Well, that picture that Chuck gave us is still in the same spot it was last week. Did it get hung up?

Didn't get hung up yet. What about the costume room? How's it looking? I haven't looked at it.. What about the costume room? How's it look? I haven't looked at it. You haven't looked at it? How's it looking? Put him on mic, put him on mic. We took a little bit of a hit yesterday trying to find some stuff.

What does that mean? I had to find some stuff that was from when we first moved in so it was way back in the costume room and I had to pull it out. Yeah. Oh, so you mean you, you messed it up looking for it? Yeah. Yeah. But see, once the room is in order, you'll never have to rip things apart to get at things again. Get some shelving in there. That's not necessarily true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause there's stuff behind the costumes and that's where this

was. I see. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So not, so he's furloughed. So yeah, that I don't know. That's, I don't want to even get into it with him because it's a losing battle. But I don't know what to tell you. I think I'm sure after this though, Jimmy is going to be there and he's not going to accept any money. I think he should stay true to himself. I think he should. It's hard though to say that though. Trevor Burrus Hold your feet to the fire. Aaron Ross When you're fucking getting … when there's a whole episode devoted to your greed. Trevor Burrus I'm trying not to present it that way. I'm trying not to present …

Aaron Ross I know you tried but I think you failed miserably. It's unappreciative. Jimmy the hair guy for not just, whenever crumbs speak you throughout, he didn't eat them fast enough. Sorry, Jimmy. I mean, I didn't think the cruise was a crumb. That's definitely not a crumb now. Yeah, all right. All right. You know what? I'm just going to take Jimmy the Hair Guy

off the- Off the docket. He's not- Yeah. Well, I'll just take him off. I don't want any- Any weirdness yet. Yeah, yeah. And when you guys see each other again don't want any, any, Any weirdness yet. Yeah, yeah. And when you guys see each other again, it won't be weird, right? You won't like it weird or will it always be weird now?

No, I think it'll be okay. I don't think, because he is, you know, he's a great guy. He's offering to go get me trains at a train shop near him and stuff like that. Oh, really? Yeah. Nice, nice dude. Nice dude. Which is why I wanted him there. Mm-hmm. But, Not that bad. I couldn't book him. I I wanted him there. Mm-hmm. But.

Not that bad. I couldn't book him. I couldn't get him. He's out of your price range. You know what I should do is I should get Jaggi to Dope to come down now. It's tech Jaggi, be like, why don't you come down? Wow. Okay.

Yeah, I wonder what this Juggalo event is. I don't know. There's so many throughout the year, man. Every time you turn around, there's a different Juggalo event. It's a fun community, man. Every time you turn around, there's a different juggalo of them. It's a fun community, man. Yeah. You have to remember, though, Jimmy was a juggalo before he was into TSD. Yeah.

True. You can't use that against him if he chooses the juggalo experience over the TSD experience. Right. You can if the TSD experience happens so infrequently, though, right? Well, you can also if you get paid for it, too. Mm-hmm. That's true. Those are the two instances.

You think the juglaws are paying him? No. Yeah, he gets paid in fringe benefits. Like you say, he gets to use the shower in the house and he gets to hang out with the big wigs and shit like that. Yeah, yeah, all right, well, what are you gonna do? He's like a heart worm, he just gets in there, man.

Like, you know, buries himself. He was great on the cruise. I just gets in there man buries himself He was great on the cruise. I was just looking to hang out with him Yeah, I was looking like now that I like him to get to know the real Jimmy the hair guy like maybe in QS meet him get some one-on-one time to like Hang out and I learned a thing or two about him. I see that happening All those big wigs down here and all of a sudden they can't pry you out of the corner with Jimmy the Hair Guy as you get to know him better. Yeah.

What fantasy world is Q in that he's hanging on Jimmy's every word that whole entire weekend when all those people are in the mansion like, Q, you coming over to the mansion? No. Chillin' with Jimmy. Yeah, he's going to tell you about the struggle he went to in 2007. Well, I'll never be, I won't get much downtime. So, I won't be at that mansion either way all that much. But what about the parties? Like the bars? At night, yeah.

Yeah, we got, we're doing the thing with Irish Kevins. We're doing the thing with, we got like an outdoor pool party one day And like Jimmy the hair guy and like I mean, I know You put a lot of stock in parties, but does the rest of the world does Jimmy? Does anybody really care about parties? I think so Like a lot so out of it. He's like, do people still party? Yeah, he'd be a fun presence at the parties.

Next time. Yes. I think it would be difficult too for him to leave his girl. It seems they only do this kind of stuff in tandem. Yeah. Yeah, so he might not want to leave his lady too. Well, you know, she doesn't have to buy tickets to the event. She can come, but then you get the plane. Now you gotta pay her too. Although she could, you could, I mean,

she would be actually, you know what, when you think about it, if she were like put on retainer and she's just giving everybody massages. All right. Well, now you're talking. She's a professional masseuse, then bring her, leave Jimmy home. That might be something like, like set her, leave Jimmy home. That might be something. Like set her up in the- In the mansion. In the mansion as like a perk. That's something to think about there.

There you go. All right. You don't like that, do you? I didn't say anything. It's interesting. Yeah, I was, but I think Chuck was trying to do him a solid. Okay. You know, I don't think Chuck was trying to throw him under the bus or anything like

that. Right. Those seem like Chuck's style. No, it's not really Chuck's style. I don't, I don't find. But all right. When is this? April 4th and 5th. Okay. And 6th. Cause there's like a goodbye afternoon thing.

Two months from now. Two months. A goodbye show you mean? No, we're getting together. We have this hotel that's given us access to their backyard patio that can fit all these people. So maybe a goodbye toast. I think a lot of people Sunday morning are going to hop on planes and get home, but for anybody who's left, we figured like, let's just have like a little one last drink

together type thing. It's a lot of parties. It's a lot of parties. I'm trying to create a nice party for people. Yeah. So it's all right. It's all right. It'll be okay.

Yeah. It's all going to be fine. It's going to be okay. Yeah. It's all going to be fine. It's going to be fine. There won't be a pall over that party. You know, you won't feel a little twinge of guilt. Will you party as hardy as you might have after when you see that missing. After, after a Jameson or two. Yeah.

Yeah, I can answer for him. He's going to be just fine. I mean, I'll have the Maverick there. The Maverick is fucking so excited, man. Is he? He is fucking raring to go. Okay. I can imagine.

Yeah. He's all right. Don't make these guys party too hard. They're getting all advanced ages now. I know. You better make sure that you limit the party. Yeah. Yeah.

You guys ain't youngsters anymore. You got to make sure you don't forget that you guys aren't in your 20s. Maverick, he looks like he's one drink away from fucking Keelan Over when I see him online on his Instagram and shit. His face is all red and shit. Yeah. Like he's fucking pickled constantly. He's not going to be in the right place because like the reason that I wanted to do it down

there is because like you could just wander around from bar to bar and just have a blast. So that's kind of half the fun down there. You can't have the event be a dry event? No. No. Okay. That makes people love that. Yeah.

I saved you some money though. No, no, no, no, that's fine. Like, because in between the shows, we're doing like, we're programming things at local bars and stuff. So that's how we're partnering with some of these bars and like, we'll bring you all these people and stuff like that if you give us the spot.

You know, just to try and get it going. But like right now, it's like not really overly, there's not a lot of money exchanging hands. It's more just like, you know. And shakes. Just trying to be part of the community down there. You know what I mean? And try to have a party down there. Just trying to have a good time. That's awful. What's wrong with that?

I mean, that's my fucking thing is always like, I just want to kind of like do this if it sounds fun. And then like, and that's one of the reasons I'm doing this without agents and managers and stuff like that. Because the second you involve them, it's like, everybody wants money. What's the money? No, them, it's like, what's the money? Well, it's not even like they want money. It's like, how do we monetize this more? That's how you get into things that I think are a little unseemly. Let me create things just to get people's money, which I know makes me sound naive and

stupid but that's, I don't know. I'm kind of like, I want to do it because it's fun. Did you see the inaction figures that are coming out? I didn't though I'm kind of like I want to do it because it's fun did you see the Inaction figures that are coming out. I did it though Chuck did tell me about this. Yeah, they're awesome Joseph radasco Hope I'm pronouncing that right. Yeah, he They're the ones that are in the case out there. He did prototypes years ago. They're in the glass case out in the front based on the etching hammer

They're in the glass case out in the front room. Okay. Based on the Etchingham art. Oh, the in-action figures. Yeah, they're just in-action figures. I always wanted one of those. You only got one soon. That's exciting to me. Yeah.

Wow, I love that. Yeah, see? Oh, it's great. Does Kevin know we're ripping off his idea? Oh, did he copyright in-action figures? I don't think so. I don't think he copyrighted them. Oh, okay.

Carol was fucking salivating when she heard the news of rubbing her hands together. Right into my trap. Those are them? Oh, so I have those big size in my office at home. Yeah, Joseph sent me the, so I have those big size in my office at home.

Yeah. Joseph sent me the files. I sent those files to China. Great. And now they are coming to the state soon. Oh, look at that. Nice. Beautiful, man.

That's so cool. And that's instead of a boxcar. Well, there's always going to be – In place of – yeah. There's always a need for merchandise though. Yeah. You know, in this way we set it up, like, yeah, that boxcar will come, but it probably will come – it took over a year for Monopoly though.

These things take time. They don't happen overnight. Right. You know, it's not like going down and getting blottoed in Key West and coming back in two days later. It's like. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot more to it. Yeah. The demon looks great. Oh wow. Yeah, so these are all the waves.

Yeah, they're becoming over the course of next year. That is nice, man. Very nice. These are all the waves. Yeah, they're becoming over the course of next year. That is nice, man. Very nice. All right. Okay, all right, so we'll wait and see what Jimmy says, but I wanna be very clear to Jimmy because I know you're listening.

This is, this is, if you're still listening. If you're still listening. I hope you don't feel, uh, you were put on blast or anything like that. That's not what I was looking for. Bottom line, fiscally, it doesn't make sense. Unfortunately. Look, if he shares a room again, um, maybe, you know, and then it's just a matter of comes down to the flight and I guess 500 bucks. We can talk about it. We, we, you it. I want Jimmy the hair guy there.

Yeah, of course. I want him there for me. Just for you. He has to be by your side at all times. You don't worry about, because this would be something that I would be very cognizant of and very stressed out by is you don't worry about inviting some members of the TSD town, but others don't get the invite. You don't worry about their – like they're kind of being like setting people like, oh, how come they –

I didn't until you just said it. Now there's a pecking order in here. Yeah. Well, who do you think should be on that? I know. I didn't think there's anybody, but that's always something that I worry about Because I always forget somebody You know and then I feel bad when I fuck I forgot that to invite them. I didn't really invite anybody I guess for some reason Jimmy the Hair Guy was the only one I went after right you know

So maybe you're saying like Tom Ming well Ming yeah But you know, but I've known me since I was 30 years at this point. You know what I mean? Nobody can be upset at that. But who are we talking about? Tom? Who are we talking about? Tom?

I mean, T-O-M, the maestro of overkill? You can talk about the vast section beyond space monkeys. You're talking about fucking injecting the fucking straw that stirs all your drinks at these parties if you've got Tom there. Yeah, you're right. straw that stirs all your drinks at these parties. Have you got Tom there? Right. Oh, it's a lot of way. Would it be if you got a call from QB and like, I need you down in Q. But like, you see now that's like, Tom is a guy that is like, he's first on my speed dial.

It's obvious he's not on yours, which is okay. But you got to think about when you're talking about these things. Because every time I hang out with these guys, they're talking about their kids and how low time they have. I never get any pussy. Only talk about shit that I can relate to. Pussy in trains. Yeah. All right. So you think Tom should get the invite?

I guarantee he'd say no if you texted him. Then this way he at least get the – you at least made the offer. The hollow gesture. Well, who else would be on that list? Oh my God, everybody. The Franks loved Key West. Franks. You can ask Troy too.

No, Troy called me and is like, I'm coming down. I want to come down. I want to support you. Are you better friends with Troy than Tom? I think so. I'd say probably, yeah. Rob? Rob?

Rob? Did you say Rob? Does anyone know his name? No, I know Rob. Who's that guy, Rob? Rob, come here. I need to talk to you. Rub, come here, I need to talk to you. Uh, Rub, is he? Oh, you were talking.

What? What? Rub? Oh, you did. Come on, Rub. You can call me Rub. Yes, sir, what do you need? Mr. Q?

To be clear, I did that on purpose. I just wanted you to know that. Okay. Before that gets caught on and he feels bad, like I said, I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going that. Okay. Before that gets caught on and he feels bad, like I did that on purpose. You think he- He did steal your cheeseburger once.

He did and ratted me out. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. There's Johnny Law, a fucking- But Johnny Law is a lawyer. He should be relying on me to be like, do you need a free tick? But it's the invite though. Dr. D? a fucking lawyer. He should be relying on me to be like, do you need a free tech?

It's the invite though. Dr. D now, she's probably expecting a call. She's going already. She's going already. Oh, that's right. She's going. She's going already. Dr. D's there already. Tim the record store clerk? Tim, I can't see going, but yeah. But this is how you calculate it. I'm like, I really don't need him there. I'm texting, but I'm pretty sure if I say this, he'll say no.

And then you're like, then you cover yourself and you don't feel like there's any hurt feelings. Okay. It's a song and dance, you know, that you have to dance. Yeah. Unless you don't care about looking like a jerk. No, I do. I do care.

All right. Well, Tom, if you're listening, rub, rub, if you're listening, Rob, if you're listening, Tim, if you're listening, love to have you guys there. They both have kids. I can't go. Well, you know, I would love to have them there. You know, guys, you don't have to pay for ticks. Do you think either of them are in a marriage that they're like, hey, I'm going to go down and party with Q for two days. You take care of the kids?

Well, they're married long enough to not use that phrase. I'm going to go down and party with Q for two days. You take care of the kids? Well, they're married long enough to not use that phrase. I'm going to go down there and work at an event. So they're going to lie. Let's not lie. In Florida. I'm going to feel like going, but Q says, I got to go. Party and they'll be done or something. I don't know. Do people still party? Wow.

Who knew this was gonna be such a show? It's a lot of politics. Yeah, you gotta make sure you play the game. I did with comedians that like the, I invited all our opening acts over the years and stuff like that, cause I was like, I can't leave anybody out. Yeah, you don't want to snub anybody.

Yeah, but also I wanted them there because they're friends of mine, I guess. Tom, T.O.M., and Rob and- The rest. All the other ones that I don't talk to and aren't allowed to talk to me unless- Unless it's a special event. Unless it's a Christmas or an anniversary episode. Michelle would be good. Michelle would be awesome. She'd be awesome to have down there.

That's what I'm saying. That's what happens. There are so many people now you forget and then you're like, oh my God, there's so many vital people and you don't want to upset them or make them feel like, oh, I didn't make the grade. Yeah. Make the grade. Everybody makes a grade here everybody I can't afford these guys I'm learning I can't afford these bucks ahead just to just to hang out plus flight and hotel yeah it's a demanding bunch these Tom Steve Steve, Dave, Tom guys. They deserve it though. And it's – what's it called?

Our population is growing every year. So we've added Will Rogers. We've added Johnny Law. There's – you got to keep up. You got to keep a real Rolodex. It's a lot man All right Wow, okay. Well, you've given me a lot to think about I guess and I think the answer is like don't do this again This is the first and last Comedy festival that I throw

because because yeah, I guess I can't take it. But get them. I like that you're coming. Like you're possibly coming down. That'd be nice. That'll be fun. Get them. And like, I don't really get to hang out with get them that much. I'm not part of their little. Yeah, they have a whole thing. They all go out to dinners and stuff with that. Yeah. They have group texts talking about people and shit. Us talking about us.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Ratting out my wife. Yeah. Who did that? I never found out. And I don't think what will expose a source. That the source was a listener who emailed me.

Oh, I thought it was somebody that from the group chat that we knew. No. Oh, okay. Dad, a link was sent to me like have you seen this? How was her response to the episode she had listened to the episode I did try to get the The cam footage but it had recorded over it already And I asked her again and she said it was just like you don't understand the cam footage had recorded over it already. And I asked her again and she said it was just like, you don't understand, it was in the context of the thread, which we couldn't find of course. She was like, I wasn't coming after him or anything.

I was like, well, kind of sounded like it a little bit. It sounds like you were coming after him. A little bit, right? A little bit. So unprovoked. Like the day that somebody sends me a link and it's like Deb's on Facebook being like, Bride Johnson is this or that, she would be well within her rights to. I just can't imagine it.

Yeah, she keeps all that shit just spoken in house. She doesn't go online and voice a whole. She's saying it. She said way worse than that. You have a bizarre relationship with women. Really? I can imagine so. Oh yeah.

Oh, this Jimmy's the hair. It's the only time I hear a curse. Oh wow. Really? I get a curse? There's some F-bombs about you. Wow. Wow.

It's nice to know I can raise those kind of emotions in people. Like Deb Flanagan usually even keeled. Yeah. Never heard her say a curse, I don't think. Oh yeah in people. Like Deb Flanagan usually even keeled. Yeah. Never, never heard her say a curse. I don't think. Oh yeah. Yeah. Plenty of times.

Loose streak, huh? Oh yeah. No. I know when I hear, when I hear an F-bomb I'm like, oh fuck. That fucking cocksucker. Yeah. I was like, fucking cunt. Fucking Tatsu piece of fucking shit.

Jeez. You know what I would say to her? What's that? I would say at some point in our illustrious love lives, we've all asked our partner the same age old question. The guys have probably been asking for thousands of years. No, she wouldn't ask this. I should have never said that now. I didn't have my glasses on so I couldn't read the copy.

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Super Bowl this weekend. Super Bowl this weekend. What are you doing, Q, for the Super Bowl? I'll be in QS. I'll be down there. I'm there Saturday and Sunday, Monday setting up stuff for the festival, prepping, talking to some of our partners down there. But I am bartending at a bar on Sunday.

During the game? For a halftime. Yeah, I'm popping out at the Bolly Bar. Now is that like a, not a real, you really can't serve drinks right without a license? It's Key West, they're real loosey goosey down there. Yeah, you don't need a license to serve drinks. So if somebody gives you like an exotic drink, are you going to be able to make it? Nah, I'm off a show.

I'm like a show pony. All right. I'll hand out beards. Gotcha. But I'll be behind the bar. So you might miss the game then? No, no, I'm watching the game and then going to the bar for the halftime to show face, help my boy out down there. Who is halftime this year?

Who's the halftime specialty in there? Oh gosh, I think it's,, god I can't remember his name. I know it's like a country singer I think. Oh really? Yeah. Wow, that's shocking to me. Why? Country singer?

Yeah. I think it's, I think it's. When the fuck was the last time they had a country singer? Kendrick Lamar? Yeah, isn't he a country singer? He sounds like a country singer. I don't know. I don't know.

I think it was like R&B or something. Oh, okay. Well, oh. This is a rapper. Yeah, see, you know, that a rapper doing it sounds like what they've been doing the past few years. I'm sure there's going to be plenty of guests, though. Are you somebody who cares about the Halftime Show?

Because I find it to be so annoying. It depends on who's doing it. If it's an artist that I'm excited about, I'll be like... It's interminably long. It kills all the artist that I'm excited about, I'll be like. It's interminably long. It kills all the momentum for the game. Yeah, I don't mind. Oh, I hate it. I hate it.

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Mm-hmm. Thank you. I'm gonna go with Philly, just because I live closer to Philly. Philly fans deserve no happiness. They really don't. They're awful, right? They're terrible. Yeah, they're terrible people.

All right. Chiefs it is then. I kind of want to say, don't change your pick just, Philly is scum of the earth. Repugnant fan base of fan bases. Okay. You know, the Philly guys, they get scrappy down there. They're a scrappy city. I know.

That's a nice choice of words. Did you see that kid? He was like a college kid. He was like 18. He climbed up the pole and fell off. No. Killed. Yeah. Like right after they won their last game.

They were celebrating in the streets and he climbs up a light pole. Scrappy, baby. Yeah, he's like, I'm scrappy. That's awful because it's like a life snuffed out because. Because some team won. Yeah. Like you couldn't control, you couldn't just cheer. Yeah.

You couldn't just be happy. Nope. You got to be like, hey man, this is about me. I thought they greased all the poles down there. I guess not, not this one. Maybe they did, that's what happened. Yeah. Slipped off. Poor guy.

They loved it. The fire department in charge of that, you think? It's greasing all the poles so nobody climbs them in Philly. That's what they had to do when they were in the Super Bowl. I wouldn't be the fire department, I don't think. Who do you think's in charge of that then, if not them? The only ones that got the bird cage to get up there, right? I guess department, no.

They got the Department of Transportation probably have to handle that, right? That's their equipment. They use LARD, you think? I don't think they would do it at all. It sounds incredibly dangerous. What do you mean? And time consuming. Yeah, like what happens to all that lard when the

next day it just washes off in the rain who cares if you're not climbing it doesn't matter well would start to stink and attract animals and bugs you ain't kidding look at this yeah they really did it I never heard of this before in my life oh yeah to keep people off the fucking poles what do they put on there grease so the so the police do it. It says they apply hydraulic fluid to the poles. How is that healthy for the environment at all? You just give the thumbs up.

It must be. Wouldn't it be better to like just let someone die instead of having all that washed into the, into the, the rivers? All the hydraulic fluid going down the drains and shit. Yeah. That is funny. You can't even use soap. You got to use hydraulic fluid going down the drains and shit. Yeah. That is funny. You can't even use soap. You got to use hydraulic fluid.

I feel he really is fucking scrappy. They are scrappy. They are. They're not scrappy in a way that you don't want them moving into your neighborhood. A little too scrappy for this neighborhood. You don't think they fucking greaseased the poles of Staten Island? No, they do not.

They've turned some fire hoses on people at Staten Island. They don't grease the poles. Wow. Yeah, that is scrappy. I think if you guys had your own professional team that played in Staten Island. Staten Island Yankees, bro. It's at minor leagues? It's A-league.

So have they ever won a championship? Uh, they have, but nobody... They don't even exist anymore. Yeah, see, there he goes. There's a kid climbing up the pole. Mmm, it's a tragedy in reality, though, that like somebody just... Just hanging on the flat.

...died. And their whole life cut short because… But how come… Because he wanted to show off in front of everybody. Yeah, this to me, like why isn't this acceptable? You know, it's just like a protest to me. Why isn't that okay? That's true. Why isn't that okay?

Because the stupidity of losing your life… They're all in green. Because the team that plays in your city won and now you're dead. It's beyond comprehension. And the family and the friends and all that. Oh my God. But you don't understand, they won. That wasn't even the championship though,

it was just a step to get to the Super Bowl. Well that is nuts. It's like, you know, at least you know, you like the family vehicle at least they won the Super Bowl They can't even say that yet. They might win they might win and they can then they can change history It was worth it was after Super Bowl. It was after Super Bowl. He died The NFC championship was the Super Bowl I was how about the other day when I texted you about the Devils game? I was trying to get a little bonding going with it. Oh yeah, well I heard that it was all orchestrated. It wasn't even a legitimate text.

What are you talking about? That's not true. Bry comes in and goes, did you get a text from BQ about the Devils game? And I was like, I did. I go, he wagered if you would even answer it. That's not true. What did you say? I said you weren't sure if he was going to answer you. He was not going to answer you. Oh, no. But now all of a sudden, now you know how Chuck feels.

No, I wasn't wagering like he'll never answer me. Not wagering like a bet, but you're like, we'll even answer? Well, no. I was more like – And I wrote back. I said he might be recording the game, which he was. Which I was. Yeah.

And he ruined it. I just said it was not a game. But I didn't say anything. All I said sarcastically was, wow, sounds like a good game. Can't wait to watch it later. I was yeah, and he ruined it Guess if we was wow sounds like a good game can't wait to watch it later My dad with trains I was like waltz next man, we're gonna do some bonding over the devil's it was so weird but I got it like happy like all I got was I'm watch I'm watching TV with my wife in the bedroom and Text comes in it's, how about this game? I go, who the fuck is this? That's not that John's that fucking piece of shit, is it?

I go, wow. I go, Q just texted me about a game. I go, what game could he be watching? I wonder what game he's watching. I go, I just wrote back with a question mark, what game? Because the devil's fucking out of sight or something outrageous. I was like, oh, I'm recording it. I wrote, yeah, sounds like a good go and I'll watch it later.

I never heard back though. Yeah. Well, I don't want to say anything because you made it clear that you didn't want to give you any more info. Well, I knew that it prompted you. The whole time, like, he watches the devils? How come he hasn't mentioned this before that he's following them on such a close basis that he's excited enough prompted enough

I was happy. Yeah, boy. What's going on that detects me? But yeah They won by guess five nothing. Yeah Awesome. Yeah good game. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was a legitimate reaching out before you know I didn't realize it was a fucking Petri dish if I would answer You just wrote back okay No, it was. I was looking at what you were doing. I was looking at what you were doing. Why did you ask Brian to do it though? That's even weirder though. I didn't ask him to do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it.

I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it.

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I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't think we're not interpretation is coming. Hey, I'm going to text Walt to see about the Devils game. How does Brian know that you're texting me about it? I might have done it afterwards. I might have told him afterwards. I don't remember that. Because I just texted Walt about the Devils game. Yeah, yeah. He didn't answer me. That's not true that you said I didn't answer.

I answered immediately. By that point, maybe he had an answer. Yeah, but maybe by that point you had an answer. Were you blottoed? No, I wasn't blottoed. I was watching the game. Him and his dad just, who should we text next? Prize picks.

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It was an awesome game. I was like, I know a guy that's probably watching that I could pal around with right now. Connect with. Yeah. Grow out, I think, when you're exactly right. Yeah, I was trying to grow down with him. Right? Yeah. I was going to text you at one o'clock in, I was trying to grow down with him. Right? Yeah.

That's all. I was going to text you at one o'clock in the morning when I had finished watching the game. I was up. But I didn't know if you were up then. I was up. Like, that was a good game I was going to write. Yeah.

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Where will you be watching? Well, at home, I guess. Uh, Rupp has invited me to his house for the. watching the big game. Where will you be watching? Well, at home, I guess. Rupp has invited me to his house for the... Rupp. You know Rupp? Sorry, Rupp. Rupp is throwing a big Super Bowl bash. Yeah, he texted me and asked me if I wanted to go. He didn't invite me?

No. I got to fucking invite this guy to fucking Florida? I watched it last year at its place. Did you? Yeah. You don't seem like a going to somebody's house kind of guy to me. You want to really watch the game. Yeah.

Not be distracted by the people around you. I do agree with that. That's why this year you won't be going to Rub's house. Assessment though that I do find I enjoy watching a game with not Pressure to have small talk. Mm-hmm. It's not my strongest attribute of small talk So and then when I'm trying to watch something then I have to also be like, oh I had to be cognizant of like Oh, yes, I haven't spoken in the last hour Right and get him's up in maybe I should say Sorry, don't teary-eyed everybody up here. Yay! Good game.

Okay! Hey! Rob's wife is like, he keeps waking up the baby. Can you ask him to calm down? Oh, is that little Rob? Oh, look at how cute little Rob is. Hey, she can walk. Well, she's three years old, so yeah. Oh, Little Rub's adorable.

Yeah. Rub did not invite me to this game. No, it's surprising. Chuck watched the Royal Rumble. Did he watch it here? Yeah. They were having a Royal Rumble viewing party, and I got the invite to that from Chuck, so it's like, you know.

Well, Chuck was organizing it. Yeah, well, Rub, I'm assuming he was organizing the party at his house. Yeah. I mean, do you really think that he, that he left you off the list because for any real reason other than you were probably wouldn't be interested in going like he wrote nice to his name? No fucking way. On the guest list.

You know my name just to cross it out. Just to cross it out, yeah. He assumes you're going to some fucking famous person's Super Bowl party like you did when you went to Yeah. All your, when I go. Celeb friends. Yeah.

You know, didn't you go to Terry Bradshaw's fucking Super Bowl party one time? No, I went to a Doug Stanhope's Super Bowl party one time. A little different. Decidedly different. No, no, I went to a Doug Stanhope Super Bowl party once. A little different. Decidedly different. Yeah, yeah. But I'm supposed to invite this guy to fucking keep west with me and the guy can't even invite me to his home to watch the Super Bowl? That's saying something. It's not saying nothing. Saying something indeed. Yeah.

So are you going to his party? I don't know. Maybe I will. Why are you going to go for sure? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Let me know if you go. Okay. I'll text you. Because I'll be back by Sunday. I'm going to AC this weekend.

Yeah. Just on Friday and Saturday. He would be fucking tickled pink if he flew home from P-West. I'll be bartending at P-West. I gotta go. Somebody invited me to a party as a second thought. I'll rush. What's an AC?

There's going to be some guys down there that do podcasts that I like, so it's just like sort of a hang. Oh, you did this last year? Yeah, last year. We went to Lang City too over at Super Bowl. So it's just hanging out. And how much are they paying you to come hang out? Zero.

Yeah, I got zero for that. Oh, crazy how that works. So you just invite friends to things? Try to get five points. Yeah, all right. Yeah, see what you can get. Yeah, but it's also a two-hour drive from his house, though. You're right.

You're not wrong. Yeah, they're not paying for my hotel or my gas. Are you staying over? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're going to stay over. Price picks. Hold on. Let me just finish this up.

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Boom, ba ba boom, ba ba boom, ba ba boom. Fat news. Ooh, chicken. This giant rapper lady. Yeah, I did see this. No, what's going on? With what's that service that picks you up? Lyft. Yeah, Lyft.

Okay, so here's a picture. Uber or Lyft? Can you pull up a picture? Dank DeMoss. Dank DeMoss. Dank DeMoss. Is her name. And she's a plus size rapper, which recently shared a discriminatory experience

that she had with a Lyft driver. Oh, she is big, big. Yeah. She's like 500 pounds. Yeah. This Lyft driver denied me service because of my size quickly went viral and is racked up 240,000 views. The driver can be heard stating,

I got no space. My car is small. She tells him several times that she can fit in his back seat and he says, believe me, you can't. Now he's in trouble and Lyft is getting sued. Why? Because I guess in wherever they were, what city or what state? You're not allowed to just to... You're not allowed to... It's one of those states that if you can't be like, hey, you're too fat, otherwise you're discriminated. Could you imagine you're fucking... You're like, God, I'm just going to take my personal

car and I'm going to drive Uber or Lyft just to make a few bucks, make ends meet a little bit and suddenly you're dragged into a nationwide fucking issue. Yeah, because you're just like, look, I don't want this fucking whale in my car. She's not gonna fit, and I saw the car. Yeah. She wasn't gonna fit. Now, how come she doesn't have somebody in her life to be like, this is not gonna be good for you?

Because it probably will be good for her. Yeah, she'll probably win money. You think she's gonna win? Oh yeah. Everybody's gonna, I'm sure she's gonna have a bad on the back. But look at all the, look at all the horrible comments online, all the just the brutality that she is being put through, the names and everything.

It's like, is it worth it? Well, I bet you she thinks it is because she's a rapper. So she wants to increase her exposure and her brand. Sure. Her brand is being fat, obviously. Can you find the video where she falls over? Do you think, though, it helps sales, though, of her music?

It'll increase awareness. Whether or not it translates to sales, I don't know. If I had somebody, I would want somebody in my life to be like, don't do this. You may, yeah, you may win, but how much is it worth your dignity? Mm hmm. Well, yeah. She weighs 489 pounds.

Oh, she shared a graphic showing that weight, showing the weight that certain smaller automobiles could hold, proving that she, despite weighing 500 pounds, could indeed fit inside the driver's seat. Yeah, but you can't expect that guy to fucking know that. Right. I mean, you're going to fucking snap. Get an SUV.

What the fuck are you doing? Well, that's what he said. Get an Uber Accelerator, Lyft Accelerator or whatever. You know, I always thought I failed Kevin when he had that thing on the airplane. When he had that issue with like, he kept like talking about too fat to fly. Right. And he just would not let it go. There was a moment where I was going to be like,

You are. You probably should stop saying this, man, because it's just not good. Like, it's not good, I'm not searching for the word dynamic or it's not helpful. It's not a good look? Yeah, it's just like, it's just, but I remember I was going to say something and I could just tell he was so still – so like on the edge about it that I was like, it's not going to help. Then he probably would not be receptive to me being like, you should probably stop talking

about this. I don't think it's great for you personally to just keep bringing it up. It's not going to make me feel better. Yeah, he brought it up a lot. Remember we were at the stash and he thought people were gonna We're taking pictures of him through the window. Yeah, it was like shit. I remember that But yeah, he was so upset granted I get it. I was probably just humiliated nobody would have known Unless you brought it up though, right? Yeah That's a national thing about it

Kevin is everything always had that thing where he's like – as long as I've known him since I was 19, he's like, say it before they do. Steal their thunder. That's always been Kevin's kind of philosophy on things. So, you know, that doesn't surprise me. Aaron Ross I definitely felt like I had – like, you know, I was not brave enough to say it because I felt he wouldn't be receptive to it and I didn't want to upset him so I was like, fuck it, I'm not saying anything. Nobody would have known about it.

Nobody would have known about this too. Why didn't he sue though? She recorded it. Why didn't Kev sue though? I don't know if you could have at that point or even can anymore. Especially Southwest. I mean you can sue anybody if you want to, but whether she'll win or not, that's the question. That's what he should have been embarrassed about. If the guy had been like, look, you know what, I'm lower on gas than I thought.

I got to cancel the ride. Any other reason other than like, hey, you're too fat. That's where the guy fucked up. But I guess you have to prove that she physically couldn't fit into the car, right? I guess so, yeah. But isn't it just fall back on like the lawyer would be like, he was concerned about his car and putting that kind of weight into the car. It would be detrimental to his car.

Right. Is that not a good enough reason? I think it is. But now all that's going to happen though is now, is that the Lyft or Uber is going to have to change their policy to be like, you have to tell you how much you weigh before we pick you up. Which is so much even more going to be horrifying

to some people who are like the, like that now have to put their weight in. Right. Who wants to do that? Where a bunch of fat people are going to be like, let's take Lyft. They'll tell us no, and then we can sue. Well, have to put their weight in. Right. Who wants to do that? Where a bunch of fat people are going to be like, let's take a lift. They'll tell us no, and then we can sue. Well, no, that that will be in the thing.

They might have no, now they have like rules. You have to take an XL if you're over a certain weight. Yeah, they'll have to be, you have to have a certain vehicle. Like there'll be all sorts of rules so they can cover their asses now. Yeah, I mean. And it's just the indignity and the embarrassment of having to put your weight in now if you want an Uber Uber because this woman has done this now. Right.

And I think you're right when people look at this, nobody's like aside from other behemoths, they're like, oh, poor her. They should have never treated her like that. Most people are like, what the fuck did you think was going to happen? You literally weigh 500 pounds and you're trying to crawl into this little car. You think it was orchestrated? No, I don't think so because they put the guy on blasts and everything. That poor dude. Yeah.

I just would have been like, yeah, let's try. Put a fat person in the car? I've just been like, yeah, let's give it a shot. I'll try to help. I probably couldn't be that cold and inhumane to be like, no, I can't take you. You're just too big. I just would, I would give it, I would feel like I had to give it all my effort to get

her in the car. Even though she's wrecking your car? Yeah. I just would, I would feel too horrible to like call out reality. Right. Everybody around you can see it. That's the fucking world we live in, bro. Don't call out reality.

Oh, yeah. I would not want to feel so horrible as to say, you can't get in my car. You give her a shot and if she can't get in, then it's like, hey, it's cool. He didn't even give her a shot. No, he was just like, my tires are too tired. I bet you, I wonder if he got suspended from whatever service. Oh, I'll bet you, yeah. I'll bet you, if not just outright fired.

That's crazy. Like breaking their terms of service, you know? You can't deny somebody a ride. I just don't know why she just wouldn't get an XL. She's so big. Oh, that's an option when you call? Yeah, you get Uber XL, it's called. You get an SUV or something or a minivan or something.

Yeah, there are cars and vehicles that could accommodate her, but I think it could be orchestrated. She could have ordered a small car on purpose just to do this. It wouldn't be beyond like, But mentally, for her mental health, this is not a good thing, especially if she goes online and sees what everybody's saying. It's just brutal. And I guess there's a price tag for that, though. Like, you're willing to, if you can get some sort of compensation from Uber,

it's worth the humiliation and the ridicule that you're facing now online. Well, if I was trying to get into a car, me and they're like, for whatever reason, they're like, you're too ugly, you're too fat, whatever. Too ugly? I could – whatever their reasoning was. Whatever their reasoning was. If I thought I could sue it for a million bucks or make some money off it, depending on the amount, I might be like, yeah, they said it was too ugly.

Well, they said it was too fat or whatever. You think you have the inner intestinal fortitude to stand up to like the – Let me go check Reddit. Hold on. Yeah. There's going to be a lot more than Reddit. That small little – It's ugly.

This is going to be down. All the internet is going to be putting your face up and being like, I wouldn't pick up that fucking fugly fuck. Let him fucking walk. What do you got feet for, ugly? She says that, okay, so he said, he tells the performer that he has very tired tires and that's why he couldn't transport her. She says, I am a big person, fucking advocate.

I am a big person, fucking advocate. And I'm not the only person that they did that shit to. Uh, that shit was humiliating. It's below zero. I'm outside and you pull, and you pull it off on me. It is humiliating. Now it's going to be, now it's ratcheted up to insane levels though, where now people are talking about you for all the wrong reasons. But nobody was talking about her before this.

So now this is, you know, she, she had a pretty decent … Oh yeah? I think she had 135,000 people on Instagram or something. I looked her up. Do you think … should I have felt guilt for not saying anything? Or do you think I … No. I mean I don't think Kevin would have been receptive at the time. I think he just felt bad about himself and it was just his way of processing it, you

know? Well, it's also content. Never underestimate Kevin's desire to just constantly create content. Yeah, he – And that's a big one. Yeah. No pun intended, but that's like – that was a big thing that he could tell in theaters and stuff, you know, when he does his spoken word shit, you know? Even though it is humiliating and I wouldn't want to be like, yeah, it was too fat to fit

into an airplane seat. I guess he saw it as something else, you know? Yeah. We forget how big Kevin was. Yeah. He was huge. He's a big guy. He's a thin dude now.

He's a stock now. He's a weed. Yeah. He looks, he looks thin. What's that? And what's that number for weed? 420. 420.

Yeah. Jamie 420 at Key West? He looks like a different person. We're looking at too fat to fly right now. He looks like a totally different guy. You bringing the volcano? Look, it's not legal in the state of Florida. Oh, it's not?

Oh, okay. They do have the Delta 9 down there, but I think you could do it in like drinks or stuff. There's some weird rules down there. You put weed into drinks? THC. THC into drinks. Oh, really? Yeah. There's something like that. But I, Walt, I'll be working. I don't anticipate.

Oh, good. Good to hear. Glad to hear it. Very professional. I'm going to be like, what's his name in the love vote? Not GoFundMe. Who was the, Julie? Julie McCoy? Yeah. Go-Ked. Not Gopher, who was the, Julie, Julie was the. Julie McCoy? Yeah. The co-ket. The co-ket. But you know, before she left the show, she was concerned about everybody's.

She was the cruise director. Yeah. Really the, what was it? She was the cruise director. The cruise director. Activities director. Yeah, that would be like her. Other than like Gopher though, or that, you know, making sure all your talent is comfortable.

Yeah, that'll be me. I want to be like everybody on the Love Boat. And then you got to be like Isaac when you sit behind the bar. Yeah. And then, okay, then on Sunday though, you got to be like the captain. You got to say something wise. As they get off the boat? Yeah, like something like that sum up the weekend and like how, you know, something

wise and impactful to make a difference in their lives. Yeah, you're right. I do. I have to start thinking about it. Well, hopefully people like on an episode of Love Vote will be falling in love within 10 minutes. You know, there'll be all sorts of drama and whatnot. You know, Jimmy the Hair Guy could have been my gopher. He could have been my yeoman purser or whatever it was on that show.

Who's your ace? Which one's ace? Ace was the good looking guy who was in, he was in Happy Days. Ted McGinley. Oh, he was like the photographer, right? That's Chuck. Chuck's my ace. What's your get him? Get him. Get him's my get him if he comes. Stole away that fucking movie. Comes out of the bowels of the ship stinking of coal.

He could be Doc. Doc? Yeah. Comes out of the bowels of the ship stinking of coal. He could be Doc. Doc? Yeah. That's ironic. The guy in the worst health is the doctor. I'm going to have to drain that. Excuse me, who are you?

I got my tools. Tools? Just needles, not too dirty. Don't worry. It's kind of clean. I spit on it and wipe it off. You'll feel as good as soon as I drain it. I got to watch more Love Vote.

It's the same show every time, right? Pretty much. Yeah, the formula is the same. Same, yeah. Yeah. Remember when Tom Hanks was on as like a ladies man? He was on an episode where he was like a fucking ultimate player and Tom Hanks was Gopher's fraternity brother in

And gopher was a loser in college. So when Tom Hanks comes on the boat he's like fucking all successful shit go for and Julie pretend to be in love and That's how Hank starts feeling Julie's leg under the table And there's one scene of as I like good Tom Hanks is sitting by the pool with three women rubbing sun tan lotion on. They knew how to cast fucking girls back then, man. There is not a fucking dud in this crowd. That's going to be me down in Key West.

Probably take more than three girls. I'm pretty fit. She had a big coke problem, right? That's why she lost her job. Yeah, she had a big coke problem, right? That's why she lost her job. Yeah, she had a major coke problem. Well, it must have been the best fucking set. The love boat set. Walking around with girls in bikinis.

Oh, yeah. Julie's got some coke in her fucking room. You know what I'm going to do? Whatever her name is. I mean, she was hot. Yeah, you met her quote unquote sister, filled the role. Yeah. Her sister took the job.

How'd she do? She was kind of forgettable. She had the same name though. It was like a J name. Julian Joanie. It began with J. I don't remember what her name was. It's crazy. I've watched so many episodes.

I can't remember though. But McGinley wasn't on the whole time, right? No, he was. After Happy Days, I believe he got that job. He was the specter of death though on all the shows. That's what they say, but like, you watch Married with Children, and he's awesome in it. Oh, he's so good.

He's so good in it, yeah. Well, I'm not saying that it's because of his. But you're right, like a sitcom, it's like a death knell if he joins it. Yeah, but a show would be on its last legs and would be canceled if McGinley joined it though. Right, yeah. That was the joined it though. Right, yeah. That was the rumor.

Yeah. Judy. Well, he did fucking 60 episodes. That's not too bad. Yeah, he was on it for four years. Look at him go. The fucking love book. Well, this episode's been everywhere, man.

I like when people's headshots are in black and white. Like, you know, that's how long they've been acting. Yeah. God, look at this crew. Montio Grady. What year was he born? Oh, he was in the R Gang stuff. 1960.

Who did he play on the show? Who's Montio Grady? I don't even remember that name. Waiter. Waiter in 21 episodes. Names Waiter. Oh my God. Terry Hatcher. Yeah, she was I remember that name. Waiter. Waiter in 21 episodes. Named as Waiter. Oh my God. Terry Hatcher.

Yeah, she was one of the dancers, the mermaids. Did they have any lines or they just came out and danced? No, they would do musical numbers to the last couple seasons of the show. God, that sounds awful. Full. It sounds awful. Like a musical number in the middle of the show. Yeah.

They would perform a full on musical number. Oh, I remember that. To dance to current pop tunes. I remember that. There was the Milton Berle episode they were on that I saw once. He was on as like Gopher's boss who came into bus Gopher's balls and the mermaids were on his own. That is weird.

Did you see that Chinese mermaid who got her head bit by that big fish, that sturgeon or whatever? I read that. Was she injured? I don't think so. I think she was just like shaken up a little bit. But I read that she got—for her troubles, she got $98 and she's not allowed to talk about the event at all.

Now, is that in America? That's in China. Oh, man. That makes more sense. Man, this is racy, dude. The Mermaids were no joke. Oh, yeah, man. Well, that's what happened.

That's why it was such a popular show. It was like, Grandpa and Dad were forced to watch this shit, but at least they had like bikini girls walking around and the Mermaids dancing. Fuck, I'm getting it now. In the age before cable, that was as fucking- That's all you got. Yeah, that's all you had.

You had to fucking wait till a full week before the love boat was on again. Is this funny how like, I remember girls coming on the boat and like go over being like, well, well, well. Is that, wow, this is something. Terri Hatcher looking good, huh? Yeah, she's the only mermaid that went on to become a big name. I see.

Otherwise they're all forgotten to history. Like J.Lo and the Fly Girls. She's the only one we know. I mean these guys are all horny watching them. Oh, who wouldn't be, man? Yeah. Fuck, I know where I'm doing next year's QS. How many?

It's on a cruise. It's back to doing a cruise. If the Love Boat was a real thing and there was that much shenanigans going on every cruise in the 80s, how many how many cases of Tell him Steve Dave Full-blown