Tell Em Steve-Dave - #626: Can’t Lyft This

Episode Date: February 16, 2025

Super Bowl, Valentine’s Day, suspect animal videos, Jimmy makes demands, Jack the Ripper, conspiracies.

What's up? Got a frog. How big's your dick? Guys, make this Valentine's Day one you'll never forget. You know, you... Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em Steve Dave. I'm here with all the stars, Walt Flanagan. I'm here. Yeah, he is in BQ. Hello. And you know, he's without a mic and he's silent, but get him Steve Davis here.

Get him here, nice. Mm-hmm, the producer. That's what he is now. Yeah. I mean, he needs a title, right? I thought he was office coach. Office coach? I would not giving him the title producer is an absolute affront to all producers throughout

history. It really would be. I mean, if you're thinking that I got it. He doesn't produce much, you're right. He's not lying nothing up. He does pull up stuff on the screen though sometimes. Yeah. To me, I feel that's a distraction though. It is. Yeah, we start talking about it and then people aren't like, people are like, I can't see it.

Exactly. So things are getting better around here, huh? You're less frustrated. about it and then people aren't like, people are like, I can't see it. So things are getting better around here, huh? You're less frustrated with them. They haven't gotten better. They haven't been improving yet? I don't think so. Even after the performance review?

Well, have you seen any improvements? Like are you happy? You sent that box for me. I mean, I'm still riding high on that. I mean, if that's all it takes, then yeah, then if you're happy, then we all got to be happy. No, I mean, you know, I don't realize- What, you were happy that he sent the box too? If it's a trickle-down effect, yeah. If you was happy, then- Yeah, I wouldn't put me at the pinnacle of happiness here. Like, you know, he did what I asked him to do.

I mean, that room was clean back there. He went back there, he really cleaned it up, right? Well, there's shit back there that I'm like, why the fuck do we have like a wedding photo of Brian Rupert and his wife? Is there a reason? I got to fix that frame. Oh, okay. You got to fix a frame. I'm just like, there's so much garbage. So you can hang it in here? Where are you going to hang it?

Oh. I guess he's going to give it back to Rupert. Yeah. He's going to give it back to Rupert or Rub as you call it. Rub is giving you tasks to do? Fix it, yeah. If you're going to talk to him, you better put a mic on him. And then put on company time? I don't even want to with this voice. Yeah, what happened? Like tasks to do? Fix it, yeah. If you're going to talk to him, you better put a mic on. And then put on company time?

I don't even want to with this voice. What happened? I broke up with a frog in my throat. You're not sick, are you? Not that I know of. Oh, God. Q just started back yesterday. I'm fucking back to work.

I'm working nine hour days. What, a frog can? What if he's got a cold or something like that? And I get it and it manifests differently in me. And I'm bedridden for a few. It's usually the worst case scenario with you. Me, it's like, yeah, I'm like a fuck a baby deer. Everything gets me sick.

Bambi? Yeah. No, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, we don't have a window, so all the germs probably are just- Just festering and shit. Just surrounding you right now. Yeah, I mean we don't have a window so all the germs probably are just Surrounding you right now If you got a frog in your throat stay home

He did You gotta stay home if he's got a frog I can't drive all the way out here. He's like, hey, what's up? Got a frog. What is a frog in the throat? It's not a medical term. What is it? Like, what is it? What do you have? Go ahead and set up a fucking mic. Just in case. Just in case. Well, I know I sounded horrible, so I thought it was even worse to set up a mic. But now I just – I woke up and my throat was a little dry and I started sounding like this. So.

Yeah, no biggie. I kind of sound like Froggy from – No biggie. It's just a raspy voice. Until tomorrow when Q is like, hey everybody. You've been impractically joked. It's probably fucking throat aids. Could be.

It's going around throat aids. All right. Well, there's nothing I can do. I'm here already. Now you're here. I can't see anything online. Take some vitamin C. Yeah. And drink a lot of orange juice and I'm sure you'll be fine.

And gargle with some salt water. Some salt water, okay. Let me see. And you'll be fine. Are viral allergies or reflux are the three main reasons? For a frog in the throat? Yeah. So, alright, maybe I got a two out of three chances that this isn't going to nail me. That's good odds are on your side. I guess.

Sure. I'll take what I can get at this point. Yeah. All right. Well, what's going on? I don't know. We, uh, I did want to ask you, speaking of rub, how was his, uh, super ball party was, was everyone in it?

How, who was in attendance? There's a way more people in attendance in last year's. There was about 10, 10 people there and last, the previous year there was only like three. So that was intimidating in itself that there was, and all people I don't know, all his Staten Island friends. Right. Like, how big's your dick? Was that mentioned on this episode or was that mentioned on Patreon? I think that was on this episode, yeah.

I don't know if that guy was there. Was that guy, the dick guy there? Oh, he was there. Oh, yeah. He was prowling around. He was real quiet. He wasn't real animated. But the game was terrible.

So that had a factor, I think, in the intensity of the gathering too. It was kind of, you know, just kind of laid back. Nobody was real into it because the game was so lackluster, but there was a friend, Anthony, who with the final score of the game won $5,000. Get out of here. He had one of those boxes. Nice. Yeah.

So that was the whole room was just here. Nice. He had one of those boxes. Yeah. So that was the whole room was just hoping that they scored. No, I wasn't under any illusions. Just because I was in the room with this guy that I've met a few times is going to give me- A little piece of his winnings. Yeah, but it was funny.

Not fun, but it was fun to see him kind of on the edge of his seat. If they score here and they had to get the two point conversion, two point conversion makes it 5,000. Missed the two point conversion, no money. Zero. Oh, wow. Yeah, so it was on the edge of your seat kind of moment in a game that had none of that. Right, so just like for your little gathering, that was the excitement for the night. Yeah, and that's at the very end of the game. I texted Tom trying to get him to some bad mojo because when the team was so off, his

team was so far up ahead, at half time I wrote congratulations. That's the kiss of death. That's the kiss of death if he accepted it and did like thank you. I was hoping, I was just like he would respond to it. He even told me like after the game, he's like, I wasn't touching my phone because I saw it come through, I wasn't touching it. But he didn't come down. I thought there'd be more presence from TSD town. You said you were coming and you didn't show up. I was – no, I said I might come. I might come. And then like when it came time, I was like,

I don't know, I just don't feel like it. It was too cold out. I just had a feel like doing it. Yeah. Pete Slauson How was your Super Bowl weekend at the Keys? Pete Slauson It was good. Pete Slauson That looked like something. Did you see it on Instagram? Pete Slauson I'm not online. Pete Slauson Yeah, it was good. I was down at Key West setting up stuff for the comedy festival and Pete Slauson Bar tent? Pete Slauson I bartended at this bar called the Bollie Bar for half time. It was fun.

They asked me to do it. They're friends. I was like, yeah, you got it. How busy was the bar? It wasn't overwhelmingly, but it was busy. Yeah, there was like two or three people. Any Tom Cruise cocktail shit? No, I barely. I just popped it. If they ordered a beer, I opened that and handed it off. When I got to mixed drinks. You weren't flipping any fucking bottles and shit trying to show off. No, but I also wasn't charging people.

So what do you think is more important? To who? The owner or the patrons? To the people. Yeah, to the patrons. Why are the owners? The owners are just like, we should not bring back Q next year. That's fine.

That's their decision, man. We're Super Bowl over. Why are you charging people? Like I'm not working. You put me behind the bar. You tell people to ask me for drinks. I'm just going to give them drinks. If you can catch them and bring them back, I'm going to give them drinks.

I'm going to give them drinks. I'm going to give them drinks. I put me behind the bar. You tell people, ask me for drinks. I'm just going to give them drinks. If you can catch them and be like, all right, it's $5 for that beer, then that's, you know, that's what they were doing. But it's like, I'm not going to sit there and be like, give me $5 for this beer. But why not? Because I'm not handling people's money. Like I'm not taking people's money. Like what I don't not take a people's money like I'm there as a as a promotional guy As a promotional guy. Yeah, maybe the other people should have been well they were yeah You know, yeah as they could as you know, but I was I was giving them away

Right. Are you saying it's on the house? I wasn't saying anything. Okay, you're like drinks are on cue. No I was you know, very well it was good. I was very well behaved. It was good. I did a good job handing out beers. Yeah? Yeah, and I took a few pictures and then I got out of there for the second half. I had to go watch it somewhere else. Nice weather down there?

What do you think? God damn you. It was like 84 degrees. It was like nuts. I got to move there, dude. It's like we're going to all these businesses that we're talking to about partnering on too. We're going to have such a fucking blast.

There's only four tickets left, so that's it. It's over. We're going to have such a fucking blast. I would go to a bar at 11 a.m. and the manager would sit down to talk about what event we were going to do there or what not. They'd just be like, want a beer? Have a crazy later. They brew it down the block. And like, we were just like, just start drinking every meeting we went to. It was like one or two beers because you're meeting with these managers. And then I was concerned

that I was getting buzzed as the day go on. But then I noticed like the managers were also getting buzzed as the day goes on. So it's just like fucking like 80 something degree weather. Like you just got like, you know, you're just having fun, setting up fun shit, talking to people, having a few drinks. It's like impossible not to have a good time down there. Yeah. Yeah. You really got to go out of your way.

You have to be a dick to go down there and not have fun. I think. Yeah. Yeah, it was great. But so it was fun. It was fun. It's rough coming back. Rough, rough flying out of a 80 something degree

weather into Newark, uh, with 30, 32 degrees and then, and then go all over the ground back to work the next day. It was a rough reentry. But yeah, no, he had a grateful for it all. It's good. Did you see the chief's after party? Did you see any footage of that? Well, they had an after party?

Yeah, I guess like. How somber is that party? There were literally like three people at it. Like none of the chiefs went, nobody went. It was like this DJ guy who had been hired, I guess at the last minute, like posted the footage and he's like, you know, when you get hired for the Super Bowl, but your team loses and then it's, you know, the room is just empty and he's like DJing a little bit but it's – No glory for losers.

Not a good time it seemed like. Yeah. Taylor Swift getting booed. Swifty hates. Yeah. What did you think of that? It's expected, right? Why?

Why is it expected? Because – Because she's been too much of a – she inserted herself too much in the previous couple of years you think? I think so, yeah. I think the football fans are like enough for her. But is that her fault or is it the network's fault? And probably people who are against the Chiefs. Yeah.

You know. That's what I took it more of. Right. People who don't like the Chiefs would be like, well, fuck her too. Right. But is it the network's fault for constantly showing her? Like she can't help it if she shows up to a game and the network keeps showing her over and over and over again. Right. I'm not saying it's her fault. I'm just saying that, you know, I'm not surprised. But the network really, I think only showed her once the entire game. Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't watch the game, so I'm not too sure.

And you know, she definitely didn't have a, you know, an upbeat face. I saw a picture of her. She had a pretty sour puss on. Yeah. I'm happy that her man was losing. There was speculation in the room that in the room, the party that, um, that's it between her and Kelsey. It's over now.

If he retires, cause that's the rumor that Kelsey will retire, the room speculated that – what's her name? Travis? Taylor Swift? Taylor Swift, yeah. Taylor Swift will not be able to date a former football player. Really? Why?

I don't know if I – I would think she would like the less attention. That's kind of – I mean, I could see the rationale for that is that she needs somebody who's doing things and is in the spotlight still, kind of like that power couple. Well, I'm doing things. I'm in the spotlight. She can call me if she wants. She can come down to Q West if she wants. Q West? Yeah, get on that.

I'm going to tell her. But yeah, that was the thinking though in the room that she will lose interest in a former football player. But doesn't he have TV shows and podcasts and all that stuff? I don't know if podcasts are the aphrodisiac. I'm going to say no. Oh, come on. What are you talking about? What the hell, man?

You're the only one that fucking benefited from this shit. That's true. I guess you're right. Yeah, that's what the room was thinking though. I don't know if I subscribe to that though, but if he just all of a sudden though, just as like becomes, gets a beer belly, is not in tip top shape any longer, just wakes up at noon, doesn't shave or shower for a couple days. So you're describing him or me.

I forget what you were talking about at this point. All of a sudden, you know, maybe he isn't as desirable. Why is he not showering for a few days? Like, where's that coming from? When I lost my job, I went two weeks without showering. Really? Yeah, I was just in a fucking funk. How European of you.

Yeah, you really, you were that depressed. You couldn't even get in the shower for two weeks. There was no reason for me to get up early. There was no. Yeah, there was no reason for me to get up early. There was no, well, there was no reason for me to get up at 11. Yeah. But yeah, that's what happens when you, that initial kind of, you know, that time span where you lose that, not lose, he's not going to lose it. He has to walk away from it because of his age though.

Yeah. Travis Kelsey. But yeah, there'll be a, there'll be a transition. There'll be a period where he has to adjust to the new lifestyle of not having to be Travis Kelsey, professional football player. Now he's Travis Kelsey, Taylor's boyfriend. That's all he'll be known for. I mean, it sounds pretty nice. Uh, for him it does. Yeah.

But for her, perception is, oh man, you're dating a has-been or a was-been. You don't think love. One of the greatest in the league, right? One of the greatest of all time, but still. Is he really? He's considered one of the greatest of all time. Greatest tight ends, yeah. Him and Gronk are considered.

So he's a legend. So, you know, that goes a long way. It does. But again, if you, if that legend is fucking sitting on a couch playing video games all day, it's not the same cache. You're right. You're right. Well, let's see if he showers. He's in his underwear. You know, he, he's fucking got stains all over. This is how you work for two weeks. Eat your dirt off a plate on his belly. He's fucking got stains all over. This is how you were for two weeks. Yeah, I just watched Mod Squad for fucking days on end. That's pretty awesome.

Make sense of everything in your head. Yeah. And then I got over it and I took a shower. I directed another matter in other ways. Oh, man. We were watching – we were hate watching the new Secret Stash pod today, me and Get Them. Oh, really? Which we do.

Well, they started a new one? No, it's the one they do. It's a new episode. Oh, it's a new episode. Okay, top five. And I got to tell you, man, like we'll say, he can back me up on this. The energy levels that they bring right out of the gate, I was like, man, we don't have that kind of energy right out of the gate in our episode.

It's ours. So we feel like we have to climb to get there. They're right out of, they're at a fucking 60 right out of the fucking turn. Yeah, right. And they crash immediately. It's like P.W. Herman on a fucking motorcycle. He was riding to the side. I think we get to 60, not every episode.

We don't get to 60, but some episodes where we do get to 60, it's probably like a half hour in though. We got to work on coming out of the gate. I told given this as a producer. I was like, you got to work. And try to get us out of the gate at 60 miles an hour like fucking they were in this episode. What were they all chast about? I don't know.

They opened up the show and everybody was giggling and fucking like a joke that was told off mic. Right. I had a good time. Everybody is talking really loud. Are they saying anything or – They're talking comic books? They're talking old TV shows.

They're talking sitcoms. All right. I like that. So we got to step up our game now? No, no. It's not our game. I would not want – I'm not looking to mirror their content. Okay.

Just the energy level. All right. The energy level. All right. The smiles on the two co-hosts, Mike's two co-hosts, they literally look like their faces are going to fucking break. They're smiling from ear to ear. Yeah.

Okay. And I noticed that we're not smiling from ear to ear. And we're kind of down. But then we ramp it up though. But it takes us a while. We're a little bit older though. Then Mike? Well, Mike's two co-hosts. Oh yeah. Sure. How old do you think they are? I was going to say Mike's older than all of us. They're in their 30s.

Yeah. That's a big energy difference. That is. If we need some Red Bulls, I know I told you them to stop putting bottles of water on the table. Start putting shit on there. That's going to bring the energy levels up. Wow. All right. I'll start like as I drive out here. I'll just play some loud music. Just listen to the stash. Wow, oh my god is becoming his producers put something on TV What's that guy's name again, I forget his name Christian Christian that's a good guy he's a great guy Yeah, I actually like him very much. I like all three of them. Yeah. Yeah, I mean me too All right, so when are you going to direct this new, this really fucking bubbling over energy? Oh, we're starting now. Okay, so we're watching these guys.

Oh boy. They are smiling. Yeah, they're happy. They're smiling, man, and they're just happy. And Mike looks like he's the king of the world there. He's got a little swagger. He does. You can see it.

You can see it. He's got a little swagger. We need some swagger from that fucking, on that side of the table, Brian. I know. I'm not giving enough swagger. I'm not giving any swagger, like can see it. You can see it. He's got a little swagger. He needs some swagger from that fucking – on that side of the table, Brian. I know. I'm not giving enough swagger. I'm not giving any swagger, like any at all. I got to hold the mic and cock my head and look to the side. You guys have to be ingratiating to me too.

It looks like he's got like – he's holding court there, you know? You're right. So what I found is they laugh at anything and everything. So whatever you say, we have to laugh like fucking hyenas on ecstasy. Okay. He looks good. He got his hair. He's looking sharp.

Oh, I think he looks better with facial hair though. Yeah. Yeah. They don't have ads too, which so that doesn't. Well, they are an ad. Aren't they? So do we have any ads this week? We do have some ads this week.

Okay, so if we do have ads, we got to fucking – Make them plenty? We add them to them with the energy of like a – 36-year-old. One of those hummingbirds, man. Right, okay. You got to fucking roll into it. You can't be like just fucking roll into it like you just rolled out of a fuckin' coma.

Okay. I gotta come. The advertisers will appreciate it too. You sound very psyched. Very psyched. All right. Let's see what you got. Let's see what you got. I'm excited. I'm ready to laugh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No matter what he says. Okay. Well, you know what? We're only 20 minutes in, but let's knock these out. No, don't say knock them out. Oh, don't say that? We get to do ads.

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I think if I had a slide whistle at the ready, my energy would have lost. Oh, we got one. Really? I think maybe a slide whistle would like make me engage more. Are you going to put your mouth on the whistle, though? Well, I'll bring my own. It's all right. Get him.

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You got plans for? I got the same note for you. Do you have any plans? Because I know I don't. No plans. No, I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. I just, I don't know. I never have either.

Yeah, it's one of those holidays that I'm like, I'm not buying fucking roses at 10 times the amount. I'm not going to go fight with people to eat dinner at a place. That's what did it for me. When I was in my early, early 20s, I took my girlfriend out to dinner and it was like crammed in like cattle. I was like, I'm never doing this again. They put out extra tables, they cram you in.

You're just sitting there with couples all around you. Everybody thinks they're going to get laid that night. It's creepy and weird. I'm like, yeah, I don't need this. With that mindset then, do you guys then understand then if the, the evening doesn't end the way you hoped it would end like with like fireworks and earthquakes? Wait a second. So like, am I under the understanding that might happen?

And then it probably won't happen if you're putting no effort in whatsoever and you're like, I'm not taking you to a fucking restaurant. I'm not buying you any gifts. Take your clothes off. Then you guys had to come to the, you know, realizing it might not end with fireworks and the earth moving. It's a Friday night, Sage isn't home. It's ended with fireworks. Oh, nice.

It's happening? What's happening? So you believe they would be just as impactful if you're doing absolutely the same thing you've done for 364 days a year on Valentine's Day? Probably not. There's only 52 Fridays a week though. Yeah. That's true. There's only 52 Fridays a year. Maybe not, but I don't know.

What do you got planned? I'm just going to mirror everything you do then. You can't use my situation right now. Usually 99% of our meals in a car. Really? Now where are you going to eat that you're not going to Texas roadhouse or something to eat in the car? No, no, but we'll go to Red Robin, eat in a car.

We'll go to Chick-fil-A. We'll go to a whole bunch of places, but places like Texas Roadhouse, that's a little bit more difficult. It's harder to cut your meat in the front seat of the car. On your lap, or a steering wheel in the way. Yeah, it's difficult. We'll probably just do something simple, but- But did you get her anything? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got her a gift. Yeah, I went yesterday, got a gift. Wow.

No gift? No. For romance, I went yesterday, got a gift. No gift? No. Romance. I don't even acknowledge, I wouldn't even acknowledge that I'm working until like nine o'clock at night. Wow. It is not one point in the day that you can break away from work. It's not any point in the day I want to break away from work. Okay. That's the key. That's the key. Yeah. It's not that you can't. So you can't use work as an excuse though.

I'm not using anything as an excuse. That's what you just said. I'm working all day. I can't. Yeah. No, no. I said before, I don't, I don't celebrate it. Like I wouldn't take the day off.

Not even a little, like here, just to, like here's a little. Nothing. Here's a little heart with candies in it. In. Here's four dildos from Abaneeve. Only cost me 20 bucks. In 25 years I have not. That's chocolate.

You like that, right? In 25 years I have not ever bought a single Valentine's Day present. Yeah. Have you gotten any? I get cards. I bet you I won't get anything either. Not from anyone I've been in a relationship with, but I'll get nice cards from fans with hearts on it.

Superman and Lois Lane flying around. That's nice. I look forward to that. All right. You can guarantee fireworks. Your ladies are lucky to have such romantic fellows. They really are. Yeah.

She got into it knowing that I'm not a romantic. Never was. Never will be. And hang Dong. It's all the romance I need. Happy Valentine's Day. Welcome to Staten Island. Oh yeah, I forgot True TV made those Valentine's Day cards with us years ago.

Oh Lord. Yeah. So, uh, nope, no plans for tomorrow except sitting in. I did go to, uh, AC over the weekend. Oh yeah. How was it? You're podcasting. Uneventful.

Really? Yeah. I didn't, I didn't really do that much with people. I wanted to play poker, but I didn't know what time they were playing. So I missed out on it. But, uh, the, the, the excitement of the entire weekend was, uh, Mary Beth was playing that Frankenstein machine, you know, that, uh, slot machine Frankenstein, so she's playing it for a while, playing for a while.

And there's a guy sitting next to her playing at the machine, like to the left of her and he plays like maybe three to three spins and then wins 7,500 bucks. Oh my God. Yeah. And I was thinking, I was like, God damn it, if only like Mary Beth had sat over one, you know, maybe she would have won. But she heard it. She heard it. No, but she only plays like 60 cents at a time. This guy was playing $6 at a time. So I'm thinking that probably has a lot to do with it. Yeah. She would have never won the big money anyway. So I chest size her for that as well well. She did have managed to lose 150 bucks. That was good.

Oh, there you go. Only 150 bucks. First it was 250, then she won 150 back. Okay. Then she won 100 back. Well, that 150 is her flowers and chocolates. Yeah. That's what she gets. What did she get? She got a trip to Atlantic City. She got to- How much was that?

I don't know. I mean, at least like 150 a night, almost 200 a night for the room. Every night you stay? Two. Two. Yeah. Okay. We got some, I mean, food down there.

I don't care what you eat. I got a fucking, what is it, a cheese steak. 20 bucks. No, dude. It's crazy everywhere, man. By the time I pay for both of us, it was like $50 a person every time we ate, regardless of what it was. Yeah. It's like that everywhere.

It's unbelievable how expensive things are. It's fucking nuts. Yeah. It makes me want to go back there because it was really just like, I don't know. I'm just, I think I'm done with AC for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Unless there's a reason to go like, like in practical jokers show or something like that. Other than that though, I'm just like, because I don't really like to gamble.

Because I'm not a good gambler. I'm not going to win any money. And I don't find it fun to lose money. Yeah. Yeah. I've always found with gambling, like anytime I get near, like anytime I get over 500 bucks losing, I start sweating balls. And then if it's a thousand, I'm like, my night's ruined. So I don't have the guts for gambling. Yeah.

I wish I could find a little machine like you had, Walt, the blackjack that you play for like at Borgata, I didn't see any. Oh, you had to leave one of the many casinos and go to a different one Yeah, I'm not doing that. Borgata is not on the boardwalk. It's like up Yeah, it's in its own little place. So I'm not gonna get the car and then go down and all that other shit Fuck that man. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it man. Why so she could lose more money in another casino. Yeah It sounds like a blast. It really does.

I watched a documentary. Every day is Valentine's Day. Yeah, it must be. You can't just celebrate one day whenever a day is like this. She went and played slots and I watched a documentary about the Aryan Brotherhood in Texas on HBO. To me, that was fun. I was like, this is all right. and I watched a documentary about the Aryan Brotherhood in Texas on HBO. To me, that was

fun. I was like, this is all right. But what is being out of your, like, why is like, what do you rather watch out at home? No, I got to get out of the house sometimes. I'm home way too much to the point where like, stir crazy. I got to watch TV someplace else. Yeah. When you pick up that TV and you're not at home, totally different experience. I got to get out of here. I got to go watch TV in another fucking town. Same state.

We'll be in town. We have an hour and a half. Oh yeah, you got the Frankenstein game up. This is what he does and this is what causes distraction. This is not a good producer. Yeah, yeah. Just kill the TV for a bit. Let me very quickly thank everyone who bought Pam's book too. Very nice.

Oh yeah, very good. Very nice UQ, very nice of everyone who went out and bought it. I know she was taking some hits for the cover. People want a Walt Flanagan cover. I actually really dug that cover. Did you really? I just found it so mesmerizing. It's just like, this is so interesting. I want to know who – It was her friend who's now deceased.

Did she have a lot of input in that? Who, Pam? Yeah. I don't think so. Did she just let the artist do whatever she wanted? I think she let the artist do whatever she wanted because she had a lot of input in that? Who, Pam? Yeah. I don't think so. Or did she just let the artist do whatever she wanted? I think she let the artist do whatever she wanted because she had a whole bunch, like the original plan was to put a whole bunch of illustrations in the book until I was like, look, I don't think it's, that means it's more expensive and you don't

want more expensive when you're self publishing. So if I were you, I would leave all the illustrations out. So she just used the cover and the, but the lady died a couple of years ago as a friend of hers. I thought the cover was really perfect for that kind of small press kind of like to notice me. It's hard not to notice it because it's so unusual. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I look at that cover and I'm like, I see Jimmy the Hair Guy's next tattoo.

That's not a bad idea. He is up for it. Guaranteed. If she does a second printing, then we can discuss- A Wolf-Lion again variant. Okay. There you go. Nice. You know you're out of it. No, there's no chance for a second print. I doubt it. Is it print on demand or is there a print run already? I think there's a printed run, but it's very small.

Like, I don't know, maybe like a hundred copies or something. How many? A hundred maybe. So we can, if we do a bonus pod for anybody who shows proof of that, that fucking, that first run of books, that a hundred copies is a blow out of them. If we do it. We could do that.

Yeah, we could do that. Have Pam on it. Sure. Talk about her inspirations, the literature that she grew up on. What was she inspired by? Yeah, all right. What was her like end game, you know, like. When's the C, how's the sequel coming along?

I believe it's coming along well. Yeah. From what I understand. Good for her, man. Yeah. It's definitely an achievement, especially when you've worked on it for decades. Yeah. Yeah. To finally say I'm done is one of the hardest things on the planet because you constantly are second guessing. Yeah.ering. Yeah, you're a refined thing. George Lucas can never do it and he made Star Wars. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Q, I wanted to tell you because you probably, well, you also, you watch animal videos on,

well, you're not online now you say. Well, yeah, I do like, but our producer over here has been fucking sending me horrific animal videos. I told him I liked elephant videos and he starts sending me shit about elephants getting fucking beaten and shit. Oh my God. What was the one you sent me? Get them. Or suddenly they kill something, like kill the lady or something, they kill the tourists.

Yeah. I was like, I only want cute fucking animal videos. Fuck not. Yeah. I've seen, or I, because you know, you see all these like, Hey, this person saved a kitten, this person saved a little fox, this person saved, and, uh, I read online that what people are doing is they're purposely putting these kittens and these puppies in peril so that they can go and save them for likes.

And then when you get more likes, you get more money, I guess. It's a special place in hell. Fucking pieces of shit, right? Cause like it made me, I looked it up because I watch them all the time and I'm like, how did these people constantly just stumble across animals in peril, you know? And so I was watching one and it's like this

kitten in this mud, it's like covered in mud and it's like in a mud hole and like barely like able to get out. It's like meow, meow, so they save it. They, they, they take the kitten out, but I'm like, how does this person have like a little container and a blanket and they just happen upon this in the mud. But you know for definitively that they faked it. No, I don't know that.

This is just your, this is what made me think it though. I was like, it just looks fake. All right. But you don't know for a fact. No, not that one. No. Okay. But I did, but I did, I was like, it just looks fake. All right. But you don't know for a fact. No, not that one. No.

Okay. But I did, I was like, I Googled fake animal saving videos and sure enough, you know, that's what people do. Poor cats, dogs, parrots, whatever the fuck they're doing. Yeah. It's mostly like a lot of like wildlife, but like those are the ones where you can tell like a coyote is trapped in a fucking, in a snare. Like a fence or something.

Or a fence, yeah. Or something like that. A deer is, like I saw a raccoon that got caught up in a car cover and they had to cut the car cover away to save them. Sure. And it always seems like after that, the animals are so thankful that they hang around forever. But yeah. I would love to have me a raccoon or a baby deer or something hanging around the house.

Dude, yeah. I have raccoons come to my house every night, man. Yeah, well you feed them, right? Don't you feed them cat food and stuff? Well, whatever the cats don't finish during the day, the raccoons do. The raccoons come and eat. I mean, they're not scared of me. I can walk right up to them and stuff now. So, dude, just keep doing it. You'll get it. Yeah, there's something about when I lived at the crooked house over in Fort Monmouth Fort Monmouth, uh, there's something to like getting those squirrels to take that peanut out of your hand. You're just like, yeah, man, I'm

fucking communing with nature. Motherfucker. That's great. Yeah. I got one of those bird buddy, uh, bird houses. Have you seen this? It's got a, it's got a camera in it so you could see, you could watch the birds eat. It's just great, man. Yeah. Ah, I just put it on the TV. I let them like the birds come and they just eat. But that just jogged my memory about the squirrels. I don't know if it's around here, but I know when I was in Colorado, they said that squirrels carry bubonic plague.

Oh yeah? Yeah. So you shouldn't be feeding them. If they scratch you when they're with their claw or something, taking that peanut, they might be a carrier, but I don't know if it's squirrels out on the East coast though. I don't understand how squirrels. Have people on a plate. Yeah, they got water between them and all the other squirrels, you know. Was it a specific kind of squirrel? Or was it just gray squirrels?

I'm sure, I'm sure. No, he's not? Okay, good. No, he's not? Okay, good. Playing fucking GemQuest. He's looking up elephant stomping videos. You really are at your fucking end rope with this guy, huh? You can't even contain it. Why? What did I say?

You're saying that's not true? What? No, I'm not on my ropes end. What made you say that? I don't know. It's just the way you look at it. It's just the look in your eyes. And the terstness.

Oh, fuck it. He's played Jump Quest. Ground squirrels and other rodents can carry bubonic plague, a serious disease that can affect humans. The park rangers warned anybody and there were signs there were signs do not feed the squirrels. They have bubonic plague. It might be Carrie bubonic plague. Black death cue.

What do you get? I mean, surely there's a cure for it by now though. Surely. But do you want to take the chance that there, there is, you know, just because you're able to fucking have a rascal take a peanut out of your fucking hand? It's something you know you're foaming at the mouth. rascal take a peanut out of your fucking hand. You know you're foaming at the mouth. Some days all I have is that fucking squirrel taking a peanut out of my hand.

I can't give it up. I can't give it up. I won't do it. Yeah. Although I've been following the bird flu stuff because they give like warnings on when you should stop feeding the outdoor birds so that they don't give each other the bird flu. So sometimes I'll have to stop feeding them for two weeks until you get the okay from the-

What happens if you feed them? Well, because they all congregate and then they pass the bird flu to each other. Congregate on your land, you mean, on your lawn? Yeah, because you're giving all these birds like a party, essentially, and they're getting sick. So everybody's supposed to not feed them for however long they tell you not to, to like, you know, flatten the curve.

So what do they do for those two weeks? What do they eat then? Because aren't they relying on humans at this point? No, then they forage for like, you know, trees and nuts and stuff, but they're doing it separately. Birds eat nuts? Sure. Yeah. It's in the ranger.

Yeah. Fucking Blue Jays eating half the peanuts I put outside. Oh yeah. Blue Jays are notorious for stealing peanuts. I just didn't think they can get a nut down their gullet. Dude, you'd be insane with these guys can do. And the Blue Jays sound fake. They fake their voice.

So they sound like hawks and they scare away the other birds and then they come in and they get, they get the peanuts. What about worms? I thought birds. sure. I'm sure they love anything. Are they just like scavengers birds? Yeah, I think they're there Like seagulls are really just anything that's available. Oh, yeah, I guess okay. Yeah, they're probably also eating worms, you know I'm not doing that though. No, you can go down to Walmart. Get some work. Get some bait shot. Put them in my mouth.

Take them out. Baby bird. Yeah, yeah. You're worried about the bird flu? No, I'm not worried. I just try and do what- You're worried about a frog and you're not worried about the bird flu? Well, you know, a bird flu is like, I don't know that I'm going to catch it.

All I'm saying is the difference between a bird that flies into eat some seed and a dude who wakes up sick and fucking goes into a window with room that's baking. Like it's like a tradition. So they'll play fucking. High path bird flu can enter your home and infect your cats. That's not good. Yeah, that's gotta be careful.

I got, I got a cat problem, man. What do you got? I got a cat that lost a lot of weight. Salem, the black cat. Yeah, he lost a bunch of weight and we brought him to the vet the other day. And they said it's something with his liver. Oh yeah, Scott sucks at that. Does she?

I mean, it's just an advanced age. You know, it's that. Does she? I mean it's just an advanced age, you know, it's the- Yeah, he's only 10 though. It seems like young for a cat, doesn't it? 10? Liver and kidneys is what fails on cats. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to keep her weight on socks because she's so not, she doesn't have much of an appetite. So it's a constant battle to get her to eat and she, you know, she gets all bony and an appetite. So it's a constant battle to get her to eat. And she, you know, she gets all bony and everything. And it's, they say, sorry, I was petting him like it was petting him a week ago. And I was like, Jesus Christ, when did he feel his spine and his ribs and stuff?

And when did he get so bony? Prepared chicken, like hot prepared chicken. If that chicken then sits overnight, like, you know, we put the extra for breakfast turned to nose on it has to be freshly prepared chicken. Fresh chicken. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. He's been stealing the kitten's food, like he likes to eat the kitten's food. And for a while I was like, in the beginning, I was like, say, I'm gonna get out of there, you know, leave the food alone. But now I'm just like, go ahead. Anything you want to eat. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah. I remember when before in the last few years, Benjamin's life, he had his spine was like shark fins, like it just like came through. Yeah. It's all, it's the liver. Yeah. It's the, that's what they said too. That was the liver issues. Well, this is, they're not talking about shit like this on the secret stash podcast,

but that's why they're able to keep the energy up and everything like that. They're talking about like those fucking dumb looks on their face. It's fun stuff. Like we're over here talking about energy up and everything like that. They were just talking about like. Those fucking dumb looks on their faces. Yeah, fun stuff. Like we're over here talking about dead animals and fucking bird flu. All right, all right. Let's turn this bitch around. Yeah. All right, all right, all right.

It's something fun to talk about. Okay. Let me see. What else do I got here? I mean, we do have, uh, Jimmy the hair guy's demands. From, uh, the fifth. Oh, this is ongoing, is it? Yeah.

It is. Yeah. Cause Jimmy the hair guy, let me see. I haven't heard from him. No? Not directly, no. Did he have your number? No.

Okay, well that's a reason why you didn't hear from him. Yeah, a good reason. How would you have heard from him then? It would be upsetting if I didn't hear from him. But yeah, he has gotten to me through three members of Tom, Steve, Dave, Town, and he seemed very concerned. Rightfully so. But I don seemed that he seemed very concerned. I rightfully so, but I don't think he should be concerned. What, how does it affect them at all?

Well, he doesn't want to upset rock the boat. If you will, you know, Q's boat. Yeah. He doesn't want you, um, writing him off for any future things. If, you know, if he, if you are even slightly irked? He worries that he won't get the invite for the next thing. Well, he won't. He's right. He's right about that. I brought him on the cruise and now this, I thought he would come and now that's it. It's fine. He doesn't have to come to

things. This is what he says. I don't know why Q thinks I need a paycheck to be there. Michelle didn't want to spend the money on the hotel and flight, so that's what's stopping me from going. Which is fine. There's a Juggalo event that week and I was going to go to instead, but I can bail on that for Q Weston a heartbeat. I'd do anything for Q. I just can't afford the trip.

I'm sweating fucking bullets. Oh man, he doesn't have to sweat. What the? He's sweating bullets. Jimmy, you do not have to sweat any bullets, but it's, it's a, it's if it's set on the air, for God's sakes, like you shouldn't be sweating bullets, uh, you know, kind of goofing, buddy. That's what I, that's what I said through the Don though.

I was like, just tell him I'm goofing. Yeah. Just doing a goof, like relax. It's fine. I didn't even think I was that hard on him. I was just asking questions. Well, what was presented to me? On Jimmy the Hair Guy? Yeah, I just said what Chuck said. I didn't come in here like angry and stuff. I literally was like, this is what I heard. Let me hear some opinions on it.

He has representation. Yeah, he's got representation. He's got an agent. This is from Johnny Law. I hope this message finds you well. This is to Walt. I'm reaching out to formally introduce my client, the exceptionally talented entertainer, Jimmy the hair guy. If your event is seeking that it factor, a dynamic presence to energize a crowd and set the tone with unbridled energy. Sounds like a secret stash pod. Then look no further. Jimmy is the perfect addition to your lineup.

My industry insider contacts has informed me that Brian Q. Quinn is curating the entertainment roster for Q West aiming to feature only the most engaging and high caliber performers. Given Jimmy's reputation and the electrifying stage presence, he would be a valuable asset to this historic event. And then there's a list of what he needs. Oh, a rider. It doesn't seem like it's that much. Okay.

VIP access for the duration of the event. Obviously he'd have that, yeah. Round trip airfare. Okay. Hotelfare. Okay. Hotel accommodations. Okay. Full access to the mansion. Okay. Potential appearance fee to be negotiated. You can negotiate that down to zero, I bet. He would also be the towel boy for the duration of the event. Well, there is, we are having a party at this fucking like pool club. That's awesome. So he probably would be able to come.

I would love to have Jimmy the hair guy dry my nuts off. Yeah. All right. Now, all right. Now we're talking. Now, now he's putting something actionable forward. Okay. We appreciate your time and consideration.

I look forward to the opportunity to collaborate. Please let us know how we can move forward in making this happen. Best regards, Johnny Law. That's nice. What a guy. What a guy. What a guy. I told Johnny, if he really wants to start representing, tell him Steve Davetown residents, the guy he's got to get, if he wants big bucks, I don't know how much he's getting, if he's getting 10% from Jimmy.

From Jimmy? The key acquisition would be Sunday, Jeff. I think like that would be. If Johnny Law nailed him as a client. Yeah. And then you had, and then he was representing Sunday as, cause Sunday never goes anywhere. Right. So then if he goes to an event and somebody go, we'll lose their minds.

It's true that people were, uh, I was looking at Twitter the other day, X, whatever, and it was like, uh, who's your favorite says D town resident. And Sunday Jeff popped up a lot. Yeah. People love Sunday Jeff. You can't see him anywhere. Unless you go to the staff room Sundays. But like in Florida, you're not going to see him.

No. But like, so if, like, if he was at QS, those four tickets, they'd be gone. They'd be gone. I agree. Well, that's the other thing. Like, I don't want to open up negotiations with Jimmy until the tickets are gone because I don't want him, I don't want him to think that we need him to sell tickets. Oh, that's a good point.

Yeah. Whereas Sunday, Jeff, if he would sign on, him, I would give flight, airfare. And an appearance fee? And an appearance fee. Whoa. Sunday Jeff, I'll go in my pocket. Sunday Jeff likes to travel and he's not afraid to fly. I mean, if Sunday Jeff's willing to do it, I mean, sure.

I mean, what am I, an asshole? Obviously, I would want Sunday Jeff. Yeah. Then I got to come up with something to task Sunday Jeff with for Space Monkeys. Yeah. I was like, what like- He's never been on stage, has he? Has he been on?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. When we did the Gramercy, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right. Let me see what you guys think of this. This is the first thing that comes to mind with Sunday Jeff. Do a raffle.

We've talked about how the golf carts, you could cruise around the streets at night and it's really really sweet beautiful Calming if like we raffle off a 15-minute ride With Sunday Jeff just cruising around the streets of Key West to talk to Sunday intimate ride You know somebody will be a driver up front chaperone You know what I mean who won't say anything just keep them out shut and we'll drive Sunday Jeff and this lucky winner, Gaia Girl, around for a 15-minute cruise around Deval.

And what do you charge for that raffle ticket? That's a good question. What do you think? 10 bucks. 10 bucks is the number that popped in my head. Yeah. What's the money go to? You? Well, yeah. To defray the posh Sunday Jeff. Of course. I mean, it's got to go to pay for Sunday Jeff. to? You? Well, yeah. To defraud the process on Sunday Jeff.

Yeah, so I just got to go to pay for Sunday Jeff. But you know what? Well, you know, I will do a split that's favorable to Sunday Jeff, you know? All right. So, you know, Johnny Law, if you want to get, talk to, get another client on, and get them down there, that's worth the money. I, you know. Johnny will be there too.

He's coming? Yeah. Oh, be there too. He's coming. Yeah He'll be in Florida. Oh, it's gonna be great. Wait, he's going to the event though. Yeah. Oh wow fucking phenomenal Yeah, I don't know that. Oh, yeah, I know that no, that's cool. Oh shit You mean he just went he just bought a ticket and went. Yeah. Oh what a novel Oh, what a novel. What a novel fucking thing. Oh, he's a lawyer, not a fucking postal worker. Yeah, part-time postal worker, yeah. The Tony Stark anth is going.

The guy who built the robot. Oh, really? I got word he's going. Yeah, there's some notables going. That guy's talented. Oh, he is super talented, man. But- MJ is going, you know, with the red hair and the-

Oh, get out of here, they're going? Yeah, they're very cool. MJ and Savon are going. All right, so there's a nice, you know, with the red hair and the. Oh, get out of here. They're going. Yeah. They're very cool. MJ and Savon are going. All right. So there's, there's a nice, there's a nice, you know, contiguous. I'm sorry, Jimmy, the hair guy doesn't, doesn't. You felt the need to hold out and play hardball. It's okay. No problem. It's no problem, Jimmy. Jimmy, don't worry about it, buddy. There'll be no repercussions. I'm only kidding.

I feel like I have to be clear with Jimmy because he sounded really upset. I'm kidding, bud. You're fine. Do you remember I had those tracksuits? A couple of years ago, I bought a couple of tracksuits. Yeah, the Velour ones. Yeah. Now one of them is a Puff Daddy, a Diddy-ish.

Now, is that still okay to wear? What does it say on it? I think it says, what does it say? Might say Sean John on it or something. Whatever it says on this upper left breast area, yeah, it identifies him. If I'm you, I slap a four gold team in this patch on that. Yeah, just sell it right on. You're good to go. It's true. It's all that identifies.

He had his own brand of tracksuits? Yeah. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Bet you good to go. It's true. It's all that identified. He had his own brand of tracksuits? Yeah. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Clothing, yeah. I bet you it was expensive, huh? It wasn't really that bad. I think it was like 110 for both pieces. It wasn't really that much. Did you see that they identified the identity of Jack the Ripper?

No. No. What? Really? Yeah. Is that for real? No. What? Really? Yeah. Is that for real? Yeah.

Dude, I look at the news every day, I never see this shit, where are you finding this? It's online. Really? It was a 20 or a 23 year old barber who was under suspicion. And eventually he was put into a mental institution for what they think now would be deemed schizophrenia.

Right. But somehow they have DNA. I don't know how they would have DNA for all these many years later, but yeah, you could Google it. It's, yeah, they said it's a 20 year old, 20 something year old barber who was under the cloud of suspicion at the time. Wow. But I mean, you feel like this would be bigger than everywhere. Yeah. I thought so too.

And that made me think like, is this just something that just, it's been so long that nobody cares anywhere? I don't know. It's Jack the Ripper, man. He's literally like the most famous serial killer in history. I think that would be big. It wasn't that big. Maybe it's a theory.

It's just another theory. No, no, it was, it's true. It was't that big. Maybe it's a theory. It's just another theory. No, no, it was, it's true. It was, I saw it, it was in the news. The, do you wish that it had never been solved? Or do you like, I think we're so far removed from it. It's been so many centuries later that the victims and the victims' families are all gone. So there's, there's no like, there's nothing for those people.

So you can say like, I wish there's some mysteries that don't get solved. Just there needs to be mystery. I agree. I think like, if it turns out to be some fucking schizo barber. Then I wish we never found out, but if it was like some rich lord, one of the royals or something, whose like, whose reputation like takes a hit. Then I'm, then I want to know. This guy, Aaron Kaminsky was found to be a 100% DNA match to Jack the Ripper.

But how did they have his DNA? A descendant of Kaminsky made the revelation possible. So that familial DNA. Even how did, what are they comparing it to? I don't know where the- There must have been clothing, maybe that was saved. Let's see. Is it a confirmed match? According to the mail, a legal team was hired to gain an inquest after a 100% DNA match was found. Descendants of both. Okay, so this looks like somebody who was related to one of the victims. Oh, okay, so here you go.

Historian Russell Edwards said that he has identified Jack the Ripper as Aaron Kaminsky through a DNA match of a shawl found at the scene of one of his murders. So I guess there was some, maybe he got some blood on it or something. Kaminsky, who was age 23 at the time of the murders, has long been considered a suspect. He had schizophrenia and was in a mental asylum at the time of his death in 1919. Thanks to Kaminsky's oldest brother's great-great-granddaughter, the revelation was made after they provided a DNA sample. Okay. I mean, all things being even, like if they found his DNA on the crime scene and he was a suspect anyway, that sounds pretty good. It sounds like they solved it.

It sounds like, I mean, you know, there might be more to this that I'm not seeing obviously, but in fact, there definitely is more to it. But I'm willing to right now for the sake of this conversation, be satisfied that they caught Jack. But they got him? Yeah. No picture of him or anything. Like Kaminsky? Yeah, like no painting or like one of those weird like old timey pictures. Kaminsky? Is he Polish this guy?

Kaminsky. Kaminsky. I don't know. I believe so, yeah. I can't imagine that. Polish immigrant who came to Whitechapel in 1881. How many photographs would have survived from your great, great, great, great grandfather who was fucking institutionalized?

Probably not many. The picture you saved in the family saving. Probably not many. But even like bad guys in the old west, you know, at least there's always those old pictures of them. Well, you see, this guy found a photo of Billy the Kid playing polo and sold it. He bought it for like 10 bucks and he just sold it for $2 million. It's like only the second confirmed photo of Billy the Kid playing polo and sold it. He bought it for like 10 bucks and he just sold it for $2 million. It's like only the second confirmed photo of Billy the Kid.

It was him and the regulators playing polo. Was Billy the Kid a bad guy? Yeah. It depends on which way you want to look at history. So the regulators were good guys. So why are they playing polo with him? No, he was one of the regulators. He was one of the Lincoln County regulators. Oh, I thought the regulators were regulators. Yeah, that was them. They were fighting corruption. With an outlaw?

They were all outlaws, man. Oh, okay. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. I don't know if the movie's that accurate. I love those movies, though, dude. Young Guns 1 and 2 is like, I legitimately love those movies. They were like part of those movies though, dude. Those, the Young Guns 1 and 2 is like, I legitimately love those movies. They were like those, part of those movies in my childhood that I was like, man, I fucking made me love Westerns, those movies. I must got my ass kicked over Young Guns 2. Yeah?

Yeah. There was a guy who used to come to the video store way back, you know, when I worked at Quick Check and RST and he, uh, the day before he said, Hey, hold onto young guns too for me tomorrow when it comes out. Yeah. And I said, sure. So I held onto it, held onto it.

He never came. I closed the store and somebody like at the last minute, somebody was like, Hey, do you got young guns too? So I was like, yeah, sure. I got it and, uh, rented it to him. And then I went over to the store, you know, to quick stop and he came over there and he's like, you got that movie? And I was like, no, I didn't think you were coming. So I rented it to him and then I went over to the store, you know, to Quick Stop and he

came over there and he's like, you got that movie? And I was like, no, I didn't think you were coming. So I rented it out. I thought for sure he was going to kick my ass. Really? Well, it's Leonardo. He's that kind of guy. You know, he was one of those white trash types.

It's like I'm living in clerks right now. This is so exciting. It wasn't exciting at the time. He was pissed. Yeah. And he could have definitely beaten me up. How'd you make amends? I just said, I'll get it for you tomorrow.

Hey, Tom. Tom, you're huckleberry. Let me act. No, I just was, that's all I could do is like, I was like, sorry, man. I was like, I'll save it for you tomorrow. You guys only got one copy? No, I'm sure like I kept the last copy. I had to rent it.

I used to do that at Blockbuster. I used to put copies of movies in the drawer, a popular one when Jurassic Park came out. And then I'd wait for like a pretty girl to be like, do you have Jurassic Park? And I'd be like, right, I was taking this home to my mom tonight, but you're going to have that copy. So I would, you know, that's always a good trick in the video. Did you translate into anything? Once or twice. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, once or twice. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Once or twice. So, you know, you get into like going to a bar or something where you're going to be tonight type stuff. Yeah. Watching young guns, douchebag. Yeah. So now they just want to be able to tie the murder legally.

All right. Let's fucking nail this guy. I'm surprised. Yeah. I'm surprised. Having them legally named in court. All right. Let's fucking nail this guy. I'm surprised.

Having them legally named in court. Because I felt like there was kind of a, not disappointment, but a feeling of like, huh, I wish there are some things that don't get solved because it's just cool to have some of those when who was it? Yeah. Like Zodiac. Yeah. Well, no.

I want that one to be solved because there's actually people that are still alive that are affected by it. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, those people deserve justice, but I'm saying they don't these other – these people anymore. These dead horse. Yeah. Say it. But there's nobody alive is affected by that at this point.

That's why it's a little bit easier to say like, man, I just wish that there were some mysteries that remain unsolved. It's just kind of cool for the, I understand that for that kind of, because the world doesn't really have much anymore. It feels like everything's solvable. Yeah. Like you could Google islands in the middle of the ocean that people have never set foot on and shit.

Like there's no more monsters off the edge of the map. So it would be kind of, you're right. I agree with you. It's nice to have like mysteries and because it wouldn't really, like you said, it's not going to affect anybody today. One is not going to really matter that that they're like, we got them. Now let's bust them. Look, even the fucking relative is so eager to fucking give up his DNA.

I want to be related to fucking Jack the Ripper. Please let it be me. Does that change your life if you find out you're related to Jack the Ripper or it's fine? Do you do anything different? Oh, that's, I don't think it changes my life for the negative. Right. I think they're in, I'll make use of it on the podcast.

Yeah. But I'm sure. The Baron kind of does look like he could be a Jack the Ripper S type. That top hat and shit. Yeah. Coming at you. But there's, but absolutely though, there would be like nauseous feeling. You know, if like I was tied to like more recent serial killers, that would be fucked up.

But Jack the Ripper feels like it's not even real. If you know. You know, like your cousins with Dennis Radar or something. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there were bars in Manhattan named Jack the Ripper pub and shit. It's like, it's a brand at this point.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But I mean, is it if in reading that article a little bit more, is it like a strong theory? Like, are you able to dismiss this? Could you be like, hey, man, the guy could have just fucking dropped the shawl. That doesn't really say anything. Can we still believe in the mystery? It just happens to be a barber works with sharp objects, has schizophrenia.

It's committed so bad. He's committed in the 1800s. Yeah. But I read a book about it. This is a guy who's written two books about Jack the Ripper. Just for what are they called? Uh, hold on. It's the internet's very slow.

I read one in it. He, this one guy was pretty adamant that it was a Mason and the whole thing was like a Mason cover-up. A Freemason? One of those? A Freemason. Oh, shit. And made a great case for it, for like it being like, so this guy could just be the

Patsy, that shawl, you know, they didn't know DNA, but maybe they're like somebody else identify the shawl. But you think the Masons are still actively trying to cover it up though? No, but what they set in motion, I mean, yes. Really? Sure. You think the Masons of today are like the Masons back when no shit was fucking all about witchcraft and shit.

Now today it's more about like, hey, we're going to have fucking wings and watch the Super Bowl and shit. They ain't doing any of that fucking witchcraftery shit. Either that or you've fallen for it or they are running the world. So here's the great, great granddaughter, Karen Miller. She said that, um, having the killer's name and official records would bring justice to victims who weren't able to get justice so long ago.

It has all been about him, this iconic name, but people have forgotten about the victims who did not have justice at the time. What about the real name of the person who did this? Having the real name, person legally named in court. Having the real person legally named in court, which can consider all the evidence would be a form of justice for the victims. It would mean a lot to me, to my family, and to a lot of the people who have had this crime solved. So that's what you had. So if you find out you're related to Jack the Ripper, do you feel any personal satisfaction that it's found out like who he is? Like the victims got justice.

Is that a picture of him? Get him? Of the computer? What is it based on? Probably DNA, right? He looks like he works at Jersey Coin and Gold. Oh, he was Jewish this guy. That's not going to be good for them. No. No, the Jews are in a tough spot right now. They don't want any more attention. Yeah, they got people protesting against them. It's a tough spot right now for the tribes. So yeah, I'm sure they don't want this on their resume right now.

If you can pick the next mystery to be unsolved. Well, what is it going to be boys? Do we want to know who killed Kennedy or do we want to know if there are aliens? I think the world can't handle aliens. I truly don't. I don't think we can handle much at this stage. I think JFK, we could handle. I think most people-

What about the moon landing? I don't think that's a good one to reveal either. I think that one would be, that would be fucking super disillusioning to the country. What about Kennedy too? Because if the government was involved with Kennedy- But a lot of people assume that already, right? Yeah, I think people have come to expect the worst. So I think the Kennedy one is the one that we could digest the easiest as a world that moon or aliens is going to really start a spiral effect.

I believe. The moon you could look at as like, look, we were in a space race with Russia. We didn't want to lose to him. We didn't want to look like punks. So we f*****g faked it. Sorry, blame Stanley Kubrick. Yeah.

That's not going to hold water. But the JFK thing is like, we murdered a sitting president. Yeah, but like. That's crazy. He was going to make things better. So we blew his brains out. Yeah. You open Pandora's box and you reveal that you faked one of

the mankind's greatest achievements. Yeah. You are, you are not getting the benefit of the doubt on anything. Ever. Ever again. What if we just faked the first one and then the rest were real? They're like, look, we juiced it a little bit, but we really got there. Like with that soften it.

No, no, nobody would believe the, the next excursions were real either then. But you could see the landing sites on the moon. Like, you could get telescopes that are strong. All right. So why'd you bring that up then? It's without a doubt that we got one to the moon? I mean, yeah. Yeah. So that's not a mystery then. What about that first one? You think the more first one's still up for debate? I mean, we're just talking.

I think, well, I believe everything, man. I believe we landed on the moon. I'm just saying, like, what sort of ones are we looking to open the crack on the files if Jack the Ripper was gone? Well, for argument's sake, if the moon is a mystery that would be revealed to have been faked, I don't think it would go down well for America and its standing and its ability to ever weigh in or have that trust be ripped away that you can never trust anything? Wow, I think you're putting too much weight on it. I think people would be able to handle

that. Aliens, I agree with. Aliens, I don't think. But you're talking about mankind's greatest achievement. Yeah, but if they, what I suspect, look, I think we got there. But I think if there was a cover-up, it was the first one was fake to buy us more time to get there for real. Which sucks because that means that the first person to walk on the moon isn't getting the credit they deserve. You know, buzz is taking up all that air.

But I think we got there. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if, I think the only one that could be digested is JFK because I believe 90% of people don't believe the story that's been circulated all these many years. Isn't he releasing these? Get them. Isn't Trump releasing this stuff? Supposedly, yeah.

Oh man. He said that last time too though. New congressional task force believes two shooters were involved in the job crisis. He also said he was going to release the drone shit and he. The drone shit, is there a less satisfying fucking end to that whole thing? Where they're like the government weighed in, they said it's for research. Yeah. Researching what?

That is not releasing anything. They said it's for research. Yeah. The research, oh fucker, what? Researching what? Yeah, that's- That is not releasing anything. Yeah, that's not saying shit. Yeah. That's another like cop out though of Trump saying he's going to do something and he didn't do it. Yeah, that's bullshit. Uh, what other mysteries do we have?

We got Stonehenge. Yeah. Bermuda Triangle. Yeah. Loch Ness Monster. Mmm. Uh, Lost Colony of Roanoke, that's pretty interesting. The escape from Alcatraz.

Do I have to tell everybody or can I just find out? What do you mean? If Jack, the conversation here is- No, I mean, I think the world, it's revealed the world finds out that the next big mystery. It would be fascinating if it turned out that aliens are real and the government's been talking to them. Yeah. Like what happens?

Like what do you think happens? Like what happens to society? I think it shakes, it shakes people to the very core. It's just like- They don't get up and go to work the next day? I think a certain segment will. I think you'll see the office coach and Sunday Jeff still at their posts. I truly do.

It wasn't in any way for humorous, those guys, but what are you doing? And this is what, aliens? Aliens. Aliens. Like we find out Roswell, there was like, we find out rods. Well, there was a, there was a crash. They do. They did have a corpse and parts of a wreckage that juiced our technology. I had a few, a few decades that got us to where we are today.

What do I do? I mean, it would be so much to take in. It's almost like too much information. I don't know how to process it. I don't think most people know how to process. I think it's a slow process of that kind of mind boggling information. And first you want to know is- Uh-oh, here comes a frog. It's jumping all over the table. Excuse my frog.

I'm definitely getting sick. I can feel a little hot too. Tell them Steve Dainty. Would you, there would have to be spawns of that, right? You know that's the first thing they try to do is create a hybrid, right? Alien human? Alien human. They're fucking around with alien DNA, sure. Right, creating spawns. Are they saying that or they're just acknowledging that it was an alien space? That alien autopsy was real.

Yeah. Holy shit, remember that? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Do you go to set the next day? Or do you call out and be like, guys, we can't record an episode of Jokers. I mean, the fuck world just found out aliens exist. I think I go to set.

I think I just try to be like, look, they existed before. Like just now that I know about it, doesn't change much. You can bring the- I got a fucking, I got a comedy festival in two months. I can't figure it. You can bring the funny with that kind of weight

hanging over you. I don't know how much weight there would be. I think part of me would be like, yeah, it makes sense that there were aliens. Like, I don't know that I would see it as this giant, almost religious life changing event. It would be, but not, I think, to the point that I'd have to reassess my whole life. Well, it's different than like-

You know, Max wants to weigh in. 148 has an intelligent- What if the government reaches out and says, we need help communicating with them and want you to explain, you and the jokers to explain. I think we'll find out. We've done this exact bit before. Yeah, we did this exact bit. And he was going to play Led Zeppelin for him. Yeah, I would still take the job.

But yeah, even if they were just like, look, it was an alien crash, there was a body, we've never seen them again. That's all the evidence we crash. There was a body. We've never seen them again. Like, like that's all the evidence we have. Every everything else is bullshit. All the fucking abductions. That's all bulls lights and skies all bullshit. This is the real deal. These are this is what we found. Why should I believe you? Why should I believe you? Everything else is bullshit. Yeah. Why should I believe you? They're open in the books. They're open in the books. Why should I believe the books? You shouldn't. You lied to me forever since the very first time.

Well Trump didn't lie. Trump got in there and exposed the truth. He's the one that got in there. He's the one that exposed the aliens? He's the one that revealed aliens? Yeah, isn't that what he's doing here? He's talking about aliens in JFK. So he opens those files and says... I don't even think Trump knows the real answers.

But if he, Oh, I see. You would be like, this is even file. They gave the Trump. Here's a crumb. It's the free mason's. The tip of the iceberg. Yeah. The free mason's are calling it.

Yeah. And also like when, when Trump does produce this shit, is it all going to be fucking redacted? Like 95% of it has black lines through it. So you're like, well, I can't still can't tell what happened. Yeah. I thought his whole point was, you know, give a fuck. He wants you to see. Did you also hear about the, I think there's a, I think it, the percentages go up every day, but there's a meteor that's like a meteor that's going to hit the earth. That I did 3% chance that it's going to hit a killer. It's constantly

changing the percentages keep growing. Wow. Where do you think, do they know where it'll hit? Did they do that? I don't know. I don't know if they know where it'll hit yet, but- If you ask Pam, it's going to be our house. I mean, what sort of level of, I haven't looked into enough to know what danger we're in.

What level of destruction are we talking about? I saw an animated thing. Did you see the animated, like it hits and then like the whole, it's, they call it a city killer. Okay. New York, it would destroy the entire city. But if it hits Staten Island too? Nah, ship bounce right off.

Yeah. Fuck out of here. Maybe it falls in. Fuck out of here. That asteroid's black. Get the fuck out of here. That asteroid's black. Staten Island's not like that anymore, man.

No? No. It's welcoming. It's welcoming. Get the fuck out of here. Get out of here. Asteroids black. Stenholz is not like that anymore, man. No? No. Welcoming?

Do you- Arms wide open. Oh, okay. Do you relocate if they pinpoint the coordinates where it's expected to hit? New York? Do you ride it out or do you like, well, I'm going to have to relocate? I'll be like, what dates are that? I think it's 2034.

Good Ikey West. Yeah, I think by 2034, I should be down there by then anyways. It would be pretty, pretty up. So did you see the footage of that, of the plane? Remember there was like a second plane crash. Here's the city killing. Last week. Holy shit. What, Molly crew?

Vince Neal's plane? No, no, there was like, there was like, uh's plane? No, no. There was like a plane. There was like three plane crashes recently, right? There was one in DC, then there was one in Philadelphia. The one in Philly. The Ring cam footage of it? Yes. It's insane.

The notion that I would ever survive a plane crash was completely taken from me. It lands so fast and the fireball is so fucking big. It's fucking huge. You're like, this is not, I would never survive this. It really opened my eyes up because I was always like, all right, I'll duck my head in and maybe I'll be lucky enough to fucking survive. It was brutal, man. What do you think the rash of plane crashes is all about? I mean, I don't know, dude. I mean,

they probably have always been this many plane crashes, right? No way. Yeah, like smaller ones. The smaller ones seem to crash a lot. Well, far more than two jets. Yeah. But did you see the Motley crew? Vince Neil had his private plane crashed? Yeah, like ran into another plane on the tarmac or something. Oh shit, no, I didn't see that. And people are making jokes about it, shit, no, I didn't see that.

People are making jokes about it, obviously, but it's the first thing that crossed my mind too was like, I can't believe Vince Neil has his own fucking plane in 2025. That's insane. Those guys made a lot of money back in the day. They still tour. That's nuts though. I mean, you think Bon Jovi still has a plane? Yeah, probably.

Oh yeah, that guy's rich. Yeah. You're talking about guys with like, Bon Jovi still has a plane? Yeah, probably. Oh yeah, that guy's rich. Yeah. You're talking about guys with like Bon Jovi probably has hundreds of millions of dollars. Like one of those planes is only a couple million. And they don't even, you don't even have to buy it. Like you buy one fourth share of it. And then you, you know, it's something like a timeshare. I know Brett Michaels has one.

So you know, I mean he's still touring, he's still doing fucking arenas and stuff like that or in stadiums with that band. So, you know, they're there. They're out there doing it, man. Those guys back in the day made so much fucking money. I would have thought they would have like blown it all by now on coke and fucking mansions and failed. Vest cars. Yeah. Women. It sounds fun.

Sounds awesome. It sounds like a blast actually. It sounds like Vince put his money, you know, like he invested wisely that he still has a plane and I think somebody actually died in that crash. Somebody survived it though. Oh shit. Yeah, the girlfriend survived it or something in the pilot or something. Wait, he was in the plane?

He wasn't in the plane. All right. His girlfriend was. Yeah, it was like in Texas or something. Do you have to marry her now? That's a fucking, that flight costs at least 25 grand to get off the ground and he's just sending his girlfriend out to fucking flying that they have to marry her now after he crashes you're like fuck no no no way the killed of his

beloved pilot and injured his girlfriend why is she not just being like I'll fly commercial like I'm not gonna make you fucking lay out 50 grand to get me there and back. Vince. I want to go to Coachella. Vince. Well, then maybe he wants her on as many planes as possible. I want to go to Coachella. She looks like the type that would be saying that. Yeah.

Oh my God. She's pretty hot. Huh? Yeah. All right. Well, now I would send out the plane as well. I'm getting the plane now. You have to marry her. I don't the plane now. You have to marry her. I don't think so. She's gonna take everything. Why?

She's gonna take all Vince's money. You got insurance on those planes? Let her sue the company. Who gives a shit? She suffered five broken ribs. I'm going after all that fucking crew money maybe. And a good lawyer would too. Show me the devil.

Yeah, no way man. She broke ribs though? That sweet thing? Oh man, no way, man. She broke ribs though. That's five ribs. That sweet thing. Oh man. He's, you know, I just think like when you're flying on private planes, like, I don't know that juries are going to be like, let's award it to her. They're going to be like, fuck you lady.

I don't think so. You get a good lawyer. Like, you know, look at how gorgeous she is. Like, oh, did you break five ribs on your private plane? Mr. Mr. Neal, how, how exclusive or how diligent were you on the upkeep of your private jet? That's a flex man. Sending the private plane to get a lady. Oh man. That's a flex, man. Send in a private plane to get a lady. Oh man. That's pretty good.

I mean, you thought fucking holding Jurassic Park behind the counter was a fucking flex. I was working with what I had, buddy. That's all I could do. All I had was that one fucking copy of Jurassic Park. Did they have those knockoff movies back then? Oh yeah. Like, you know, when a big movie came out there was like. Yeah.

Like the asylum. Like Jurassic land. Yeah. Oh yeah. Hey honey, I don't have Jurassic Park but here's Jurassic land. Would that work? They called them mock busters. Yeah.

Back in the day. Yeah. Would those, I would imagine those would work on Staten Island Girls. No. No? They're simple. Bitch simple. They're demanding. They want the real thing. I'm going to give it to them.

They weren't chewing their gum looking at it kind of like, I guess it looks like dinosaurs. Yeah. All right. Let's fuck. I'll suck your cock. Let's go. Let's go in my car. Best job I ever had in my life.

I'll be right with you. I got to suck this fucking video jockeys cock. Can't be left alone. So it's going to be weird. I can't believe has that gone the way to dodo bird, the mock, uh, mock busters. And Diane Latte is not a small name. I mean, she was like, she was pretty big for a while. Carnasaur. I think they're, Clint Howard's in that one. Look at that, Clint Howard. Do they still do that though? Do they still try to like trot out?

The asylum. Yeah, they still do them. It's not as like. Not as much money in it probably anymore. Yeah. You know, it's all like. Because it's like those videos are not next to the exact same video, like on the blockbuster shelf so people don't accidentally pick it up anymore. You think, how many instances of legitimate like, I thought I was fucking getting Jurassic Park and I got Jurassic Land. How many times do you think it was legitimately like, fuck? I'll bet you it happens.

Because they had like a War of the Worlds that looked exactly like the other covers. Yeah, yeah. Some of them they mimic the covers. They call it War of the Worlds though, I think. Yeah, but that doesn't make a war of the worlds that looked exactly like the other cover. Yeah, yeah. Some of them they mimic the covers. Well, they could call it war of the worlds though, I think. Yeah, but that doesn't make it war of the worlds. Right. Not the one that you're looking for.

Right, but there's a big difference between Jurassic land and Jurassic Park and making that mistake. I'll bet you with some people, no, not that much. Dude, you're talking about Staten Island. Come on, man. How dare you guys. Yeah, so it crashed when it was the Motley Crude jet, I guess they crashed when they were landing.

Wait, no. Yeah, the landing gear failure caused the aircraft to veer off the runway and ram into a parked Gulfstream 200. Okay, he does have the marrier there, but how long does he have to wait before breaking up with her then? She's got those ribs, got to heal up. But why have to wait before breaking up with her then she's got those ribs We got to heal up. But why does he want to break up with it? She's hot. He's fucking Vince Neil There's another girl that's gonna want a plane ride as soon as that one gets fucking That way sure. Yeah, I mean, you know, how long does he legitimately have you're looking at from that handle?

I don't think he's got a weight at all. I Don't think he's Vince Neil. What does he care? Oh, he's still a human being. No, even he can't be that fucking cool. But just when the rock guys a year, I would think a year, six months. Really? Yeah. Oh, is that footage of it? I don't know, man. I think these rock guys, he's older now, though, man. He probably like doesn't want the chaos No breaking up and getting a new girl all the time and shit

Because eventually you're gonna get a fight here it is Getting in there. Oh Shit, that is not good. No Hmm fucking bad. I've been at some bad landings been on like that So the guy, it says his close, Vince Neil's close friend and horse trainer is the one who was giving all this information, telling TMZ all this stuff, saying that Vince Neil wanted to enjoy the beach before his flight. And then goes on to say, he posted a picture of himself and the girlfriend, I guess.

As we close in on Valentine's Day, a holiday reserve for love and human connection. See, even Vince has got to fucking, he's got to acknowledge Valentine's Day. Please hold those you love close to you safe in the arms of love. See? Remember what your knees are for because this can all be gone in an instant. They're fine. They're not gone in an instant. No. They're fine.

You also use the word love three times in one sentence. I mean, like when you get that call, you hope the person who's making the call has the wherewithal to be like, everybody's fine. You know what I mean? Start like that. Everybody's fine. Everybody wasn't fine. Well, everybody's alive. Nobody was alive. Nobody was alive. She's fine.

He wasn't fine. Nobody was alive. She's fine. Oh my God. That call. You're like your plane crashed and somebody you know well enough to fly around on your private jets dead. Oh, that's bad. Not as bad as being on the plane, but bad shit.

Again this is why we can't come out of the gate with energy, man. We're talking about death. Yeah, a lot of death. A lot of bird flu. A lot of fates, conspiracies over here. Uh, got some fat news. Oh, chicken. Chomp chomp. Yeah.

We're following up on the 500 pound rapper. Okay. Who's suing Lyft. She went to do a interview at the breakfast club with Charlamagne the God. So she goes in, I saw that, I actually saw it. She goes into the studio to do the radio show. Charlamagne the God is a radio DJ. Dank Namaskar has described herself as obese and a big, beautiful woman, walked into the studio, sat down in a wheeled office chair before the interview started and immediately looked uncomfortable.

This is the only seat y'all got. DeMoss asked. And then, uh, they had to pull up a fucking couch for her. And she goes, this is what I'm talking about. Good. This is accommodation. She's going to sue them. And she's going to sue.

No, she's going to sue Lyft. Yeah. Okay. So then Charlamagne was like, no, she's going to sue Lyft. Yeah. Okay. So then Charlamagne was like, well, why should people have to accommodate her? And she retorted, why not? I mean, give me a fucking break, man. Like come on. Yeah, it's a big girl.

She's huge. That's a big girl. She needs bigger people should be accommodated just like we accommodate the LGBTQ community. Oh boy. Fucking wow. I mean, come on. Whoa. I don't care.

Whoa. She's going to start with you. There's, I don't care. Thank the mosque. You're going to be in a fucking, you're going to be in a feud with her. That'd be great. A rap feud? They don't end well.

I have like a shot you think. Thank the mosque. There'll be like a van rolling up that'll be like severely lopsided. Shit, it's thank the moss. The window will go down and you'll be gone. Yeah, like I think you have balls if you're like, I'm gonna sue them for discriminating against me. I mean at this point.

Then I can only fit on a couch. She's just on, she's milking this publicity. That's all that's happening. She's hoping that people become aware of her. She's hoping to tell Steve Davis he I'm going to talk about this. Yeah. And we're falling right into a truce, man. She hit Lyft with a lawsuit last month and Lyft, the big pussies that they are, said, Lyft unequivocally condemns all forms of discrimination. We believe in a community

where everyone is treated with respect. Well, what the fuck else are they going to say? The spokesperson said, why say anything? We know what you're going to say. So why say anything? Just settle then you're going to say. Then they should just settle then. Yeah, just settle. Just settle. Just be done with it. It's going to cost more. Yeah, but then if you settle though, then you're opening these doors. It's a dangerous precedent.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, don't. I'm sorry, but I see accommodations being made for people who are handicapped, people who are like that kind people who are, you know, like that kind of thing, but you can't allow yourself to grow to 500 pounds and then be like, everybody fucking catered to me. No, you cannot. But what if she has, what if she has a medical issue? Doesn't look that way.

Well, again, none of this matters. She should have ordered a fucking Uber XL. Like that is the end of this. That's the end of it. That should have been the end of the conversation where you ordered. Well, the guy should have never said you're too fat for one. Yeah. But yeah, she should have ordered an Uber XL because she knows goddamn well she's not going to fit into a little fucking ter cell. Yeah. Yeah. I barely fit in a ter cell. Well, look at that. Look at

those smiling faces. Yeah, you know, they're not talking about fat news. No, no. It's all smiles over there. What do they talk about? Just comics? Comics. He gave the latest episode was pretty good. He went into Superman's history. Oh, all right. And how Superman didn't appear first in action comics. He appeared in one of those like a prose story. Yeah.

I think, at what point did I fall asleep? I legit, right? What time? I legitimately, right? Not fucking around. I fell asleep here at the table. I'm not fucking with you, right? On my children's heads, I fucking fell asleep.

I heard myself snoring and woke up. I was like, this shit is still on? Tell him, Steve, Dave.