Tell Em Steve-Dave - #646: Firm Marble T*ts

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

Celeb deaths, Walt’s near-death experience, hot Gwyneth news, Carnival cruises, kiss cam part II.

Hello baby, let's do this Hotsy Totsy dance. Fucking T-Bag went with Paltrow. Can we devote that show to that nameless gentleman? Sorry, Lindsay. The show is dedicated to some guy. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Them Steve Dave with Walt Flanagan. Hello. Brian Quinn. Hello.

How you stankin'? Stankin' pretty good. How you stankin'? I'm stankin' all right today. You're stankin' all right today. You're stankin' all right today. You're stankin' all right. You have very high energy.

Me? No, Brian Johnson. Brian? I'm trying to bring it in. Yeah. High levels of energy. Watch out. Watch out.

Pass out if you went in too hot, I think, or went in too hot. Do we have a crash pad we can put behind this chair? I need a cool cloth dry head. What happened to us? I'm trying to get a little bit of a better view of the world. I'm trying to get a little bit of a better view of the world. I'm trying to get a little bit of a better view of the world. I'm trying to get a little bit of a better view of the world.

I'm trying to get a little bit of a better view of the world. I'm trying to get a little bit of a better view of the world. I'm trying to get a little bit of a better view of the world. I'm trying to get a little bit of a better view of the world. I'm trying to get a little bit of a better view of the world. I need a cool cloth dry head. What happened to him? He just said hello a little too high energy. Then he started blinking real fast. Very briefly happy. His mind shut down. Then he remembered. Oh boy.

Walked in here. Walt's rocking out. No, is this a direct? Oh boy. Walked in here, Walt's rocking out. Now is this a direct due to Ozzy passing away? Are you like, I need to get back to my metal roots? No. Is that a cold play?

It was a very strange office visit today as I got into the office. Usually what we have on is the local radio station 101.5. The rat? Not the rat. It's all talk. It's the only radio station I know is the rat. Gideon is obsessed with it. And then today he didn't have it on. He had music on, but it wasn't good music. And then when he went to the bathroom, I just asked Alexa to put, I put some hard rock station

on and that's what you guys came in. So it wasn't because of the unfortunate passing of Ozzy Osbourne, but yeah, that was a, that wasn't a shocker that he passed away. Not really surprising. It surprised me that he passed away so quickly after this concert because Kelly Osbourne came out and was like, you know, there's been reports that he's dying and he's not doing well. It's not true. None of it's true. Oh, really?

Yeah. And then he died. And then he died. My friend was at that concert. Oh, yeah? Yeah, he sent me a video of him on stage. He looked like he was sitting. Oh, Eric?

Yeah, Eric. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That, I guess you can't write a better outro, right? If you're going to go, you might as well go on the heels of one of the biggest concert events in music history and raising more money than any benefit charity has ever raised. Oh, really? Did they? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that.

They raised $190 million for Parkinson and some children's- Oh, wow. Crazy. ... issues, and it's the most money raised by a music concert in world history. Amazing. Wow, even over the 80s, like those- Like US- Yeah, wow.

That's impressive. Yeah, that's what I heard on the radio today, and that was the metal community that did that. Great people. They have written the metal community off for decades. Yeah. And look what the metal community just fucking did. I see a bunch of rappers raising 190 million. That's what took over metal.

Metal was going strong. Metal was alive. Metal was always kind of going, like, I mean, there's always been metalheads. Like, they didn't really go away. Oh, there's not as many metalheads as they as there used to be though. Well you guys rode the wave in the heyday so maybe yeah I could see you having that perspective but like it never seemed to me that metal went away. I think it did. I think I went I mean nobody's playing it on the radio anymore.

Okay fair enough. You don't see kids. Well that's not true because like if you go to to SiriusXM or something like that, they have entire channels. Well, they have a genre for every interest though. Yeah, right. They have 40s music. That's a joke. It's like, hello, baby. Let's do this, hot sit, hot sit dance.

Are you going to base the claim that since they have an XFM? 1942 up in here But it definitely didn't go the way of 40s music Selling out arenas and some of that yeah, they're still one of the few bands that can, metal bands that can sell out an arena. And maybe it's because through my buddy Eric, he knows like the Lamb of God guys and he knows a bunch of like Slayer guys and stuff like that. He might be keeping that alive for me more than I'm, my temperature is not accurate. Yeah, it's not like, he's not representative of the world at large.

So to talk to him, he used to be involved in it. Yeah. Yeah, I saw a couple of people I know of that, like watching from the side, like Jim Norton and Jim Florentine were there. Randy Falk from NECA was there. Did you guys hear a rumor about his death, anything? No. Did you?

Yeah. I'm torn as to whether to say it. Oh, wait, that it was medically assisted or you? Yeah. I'm torn as to whether to say it. Oh, wait, that it was medically assisted or something? Yeah. Yeah, I actually read that too. I did read that. I heard that it was like a medically assisted suicide type thing. Which is kind of metal, if I'm being honest.

What's the most metal death? Yeah, but who knows if that's fucking true. Right, I read the same thing. Yeah, I couldn't even tell you where. I didn't read it, somebody told it to me, so who knows if that's fucking true. Right. I read the same thing. Yeah. I couldn't even tell you where. I didn't read it. Somebody told it to me. So who knows where they fucking write it. But yeah, I have complicated feelings about Ozzy for a long time. Because when I was a kid, he was famous for killing animals. Right.

And I remember being like, fuck this guy. Who the fuck does he think he is? It's oddly enough, it wasn't until he became soft television Ozzy that I was like, all right, I'm all right with this guy. Well, you do know that that was a mistake, right? He didn't really kill animals, not on purpose. Yeah, but he really did fucking- He leaned into it and played it up. Well, that's what I heard when I was a kid.

You know what I mean? So I was like- It was a mistake. Someone threw a bat up. He thought it was a rubber bat. He bit the head off. I heard that. And it became legend then. Yeah.

But I will really doubt that he was biting bat's heads off every concert. I think that was a one-off thing that happened. Yeah. Well, except when I'm like, holy shit, I gotta get checked out now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I also heard a story about him one time.

They're like, what a wild man he was. He got down on the ground and he snorted a line of ants. Holy fuck. Yeah, I think I heard that too, man. What do you get from that? I don't know. I don't see getting a high off of ants. He was just high and drunk all the fucking time. He couldn't even account for his behavior, I bet. Right. Yeah. But when he became,

Mishiren! That's when I was like, this guy's all right. You like the show? I never watched the show, but I liked the persona that it put out of him, and I was like, all right, he's a befuddled old dude. I don't remember the show that well because I didn't watch it that frequently.

I do remember there being dog shit all over the place, though. Like, in the realest, yeah, like, that was an ongoing thing that the dogs are constantly shitting in the house. That's pretty funny. That was kind of the magic of the show, right? It was out of control. Yeah, it was like this guy's life is insane. I met his son a couple of times.

He never knew who I was or anything like that. He was always so nice, that kid, Jack. I met him once in the height. I was with Muse somewhere in LA at the height of the Osbournes. And like you meet this kid who's like on the biggest show on the planet, you're like, Oh God, but he was so fucking nice. And then I met him years later, like four years ago, and he was so nice. He's getting thumbs up from me. There was a stretch where Muse, Jack, and a couple other guys lived in a house and they called it the Falcon's Nest.

Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, it was right off Sunset. Yeah, it was like a frat house. Yeah, I was there a couple of times. Andy Milonakis. Yes, Andy lived there. Yeah. Why'd they call it the Falcon's Nest?

I have no idea. I think it was a video game, because they played video games so much. I don't know, but it was a fucking, it was a shit show. Yeah, it was a mess. The house was good. It's about as messy as like you think of those five guys, it's about as messy as like you would imagine. Yeah. It looks like our back room.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I can imagine it then. Yeah, there you go. But they would always have like beautiful girls there. Like you'd be like, all right, all right. Guess I don't mind the mess. Definitely not. And then we also lost Malcolm Jamal Warner. That's fucking crazy.

Not that he died. I mean, I didn't really keep up with his career, but like what a way to die swimming with your wife and kid and you just get sucked out and that's it. Oh man. That's how it happened? Yeah. He was in Costa Rica. Yeah, he was in Costa Rica.

In the undertow? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. He was down in Costa Rica. So he was in the ocean? Yeah, he was in Costa Rica. In the undertow? Yeah. I don't know. Whatever it was. It was the tide. It was the tide. Did I ever tell a story that I almost drowned?

I don't think so. Not that I'm aware of. Not that I remember. Yeah, I almost drowned. I was probably like four. It's at Cheesequake National Park. You know where that is? Yeah. Yeah. I'm out in the water and of course my mom is telling me not to go out too deep and

something happened and I took a step and I went under and I could not get back up. And I just felt this force, just something like some, this physical, like heavy hand grabbed me and pulled me out of the water and it was some guy. Wow. Some guy just pulled me out of the water and I was coughing and I couldn't get out. My mom came over, but yeah, some guy, I don't even know who he is, he's probably dead now.

He was a young guy then. Some young guy in his 20s just grabbed me, pulled me out of the water and brought me back to the shore. I wish I could look up that guy. I can't even remember his face. Yeah, I mean if you're four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You remember the incident but not the particulars.

He gave me mouth to mouth and shut the fuck up. Three hours later he said I was fine. Also wasn't as easy as quake was in my house. Boy, I would pretty much. I didn't know I wasn't drowning. And it was last week. But I would give just about anything to talk to that guy right now. Get him on the podcast.

Yeah. He's responsible for your kids, like everything. He probably wasn't properly thanked at that moment. I'm sure my mom was like, but she was in shock and everything. Yeah. Take your hands off my boy. But I bet you he went about his day and didn't even realize it, but I still remember it though. Yeah, he remembers you. There's no way a guy saves a four-year-old and doesn't remember

it. You think so? Oh, a hundred percent. Dude, I saved a cat 15 years ago and I'm still like, yeah, mush, mush, got it on that fire. Yeah, of course. And yeah, I wonder if they keep records. I went to the Cheesequake National Park archives. You think they kept- An incident report? An incident report.

From 1971. Hold on, let's just go- They spent the already billion fucking computerizing. Somebody almost drowned. But we went to Cheesequake for something. I don't know if it was Patreon related or I went with my wife to do a walking trail and we came upon where the water is and it was kind of powerful because I hadn't been there probably since that.

Is it a lake? It was a lake, yeah. The lake had under toes and tides? It wasn't, I stepped. It was just a drop off. It was a drop. I stepped into, had under toes and tides? It wasn't, I stepped. It was just a drop off. It was a drop. I stepped into, I took a step and I went down and I couldn't get back out. And I remember being under the water.

I remember my arms flailing under the water. I still remember looking at the shit. Wow, like the brown water and shit. Yeah, the shit floating all around me and like screaming, but letting all water go into my throat and everything. And all of a sudden this fucking magnificent human being grabbed me and rescued me. Wow. Can we devote that show to that nameless gentleman?

Sorry, Lindsay. The show is dedicated to some guy. It's unfortunate that she's had a lot of things pop up since she gave that kidney that have forced her to relinquish some of her shows that were going to be dedicated to her. Trevor Burrus If it wasn't this guy, it was going to be Ozzy or Malcolm Jamal Warner. He was on a show called Sneaky Pete, which – I mean obviously he was in the Cosby show too, but he was on a show called Sneaky Pete. He was really good in Giovanni Rubisi.

How badly did he fucking fume because of how things shook out and that show became persona non grata in terms of syndication. Oh yeah. According to the article I just read today, he was not happy about it. Oh really? I was just speculating. He actually addressed it. He actually came out and said, he goes, you know how rich we would all be if it wasn't about it. Oh, really? I was just speculating. He actually addressed it. He came out and said, he goes, you know how rich we would all be if it wasn't for him?

Oh my God. Yeah, because no one will show that show, so all that money that they would have made went up in smoke. Yeah, he seemed unhappy about it. I would be too. Oh yeah, I would be like, fuck. Yeah, you'd think that's money in the Bank, the Cosby show. It was a juggernaut when I was growing up. Yeah. And still to this day, I think it would be like Golden Girls. If it wasn't for him,

it would be fondly remembered. Oh yeah, I believe so. Older audiences, yeah. The Huxtables. The Huxtables. They were two doctors, right? I don't remember. The husband. Yeah, yeah, I think Claire.

Claire Huxtable. And they were both, I think, doctors, I believe. Lawyer. Lawyer. Okay. Lawyer. She was a lawyer? Okay, she was a lawyer.

She married Ashad Murmad. He was a wide receiver, I think, the wife, in real life. Oh. Felicia Rashad. Felicia Rashad, heirs, Alan Huxtable. She had a couple of daughters. She had a couple of daughters. She had a couple of daughters.

She had a couple of daughters. She had a couple of daughters. She had a couple of daughters. She had a in real life. Oh, Felicia Rashad. Felicia Rashad, heirs, Allen, Huxtable. She had a couple different last names. Oh, I know. This just turned into an episode of the TV guys on TV Guide. TV Guide, yeah. I remember that show. A couple new episodes coming up on the Patreon in the next couple months. All right.

Nice. A little plug. If you want to hear us talk about old shows that we used to watch and strain our minds, Couple new episodes coming up on the Patreon in the next couple months. All right. Nice. Little plug. You want to hear us talk about old shows that we used to watch and strain our minds to remember them? Check out this concept. I don't know if you're aware of this.

This is a show we do where I buy vintage decades old TV guides. Yeah, I know this show. Okay. All right. We just flip through it. I say, do you remember this? People are like, I remember that. Or, I remember that. Alternatively, yeah, like, I remember that! Or, I remember that.

Alternatively, yeah, like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And then sometimes I'm like, do you remember this? And everybody's like, no, I don't remember that. Okay, let's move on. Do research and educate yourself? You won't be able to take you guys ahead of time. I don't want you guys to like spend too much time worrying about the show. I want to off the cuff, real, you know, genuine responses. Like when Sunday Jeff hears something

and he lights up like C-Lab or something, or what was that, SeaQuest. Yeah. You know, with Roy Schneider, I think, was on that. Yeah. When you see that man's eyes light up when he remembers a dolphin on SeaQuest, it's like, it's magical.

Yeah. And he's not bringing this example up out of nowhere. It really was. It really was a moment for him. Tears were in his eyes. Oh, God bless him. His brother was on Staten Island last weekend. His band, Agnostic Front, was playing on Staten Island.

I found out too late. I would have went. Should have called him up and got tickets. I didn't have found that after it was over because I saw a picture of them with a background that I know because I know the place they were at. I was like, oh, fuck, man. I would have definitely went down. Those guys rock hard. I don't know. That's not a place for people who don't want to fucking get down.

Or up in the years. Yeah. Well, I mean, if you're- God forbid he gets dragged into a mosh pit. Could you imagine? He's losing his teeth and shit. Bones crackling all over the place. Bro bones. I saw a movie, I got a movie recommendation.

I was thinking of you the whole time, Brian, although I think you would dig it as well. So the guy who made The Purge has made a new movie called Home, and it does star Pete Davidson, which I know is going to be not your favorite thing. But dude, it is like a 70s. It felt like Rosemary's Baby had a fucking kid with another 70s. It was one of those movies where the atmosphere is so dreadful from the moment the movie starts, you feel unsettled. It doesn't let up and then the end is just batshit crazy and I don't know the whole time I was watching I was like fucking you guys should gotta watch this movie home It's home the home of home. Where'd you see it? I started a theater. It comes out Friday. I got a little preview of it

This week. Yeah, I got to see it. It was fucking great Do you have your tickets for the Fantastic Four all secured? I do not know I do want to see it. It was fucking great. Do you have your tickets for the Fantastic Four all secured? I do not. No. Really? I do want to see it, but I'll catch it. Did you see that footage of Galactus walking alongside a freeway? No. Oh my God.

It was good, yeah. It's breathtaking. It looks like a superhero movie mixed in with a Kaiju movie because Galactus is basically just a giant monster. That's breathtaking. It looks like a superhero movie mixed in with a kaiju movie because Galactus is basically just a giant monster. It is breathtaking. He just walks by it. I'm excited to see it. There's no part of me that's like, the reviews have been kind of shitty. Have you seen that? I've actually have seen a lot of good reviews lately. And everybody's just giving it like a B minus. When's it coming out?

I think it comes out tomorrow or Friday. Yeah, but it's on track to make a lot of money. I am excited to see it. Did the first one suck? Was the first one not good? Well, not the Roger Corman one. There hasn't been a Marvel one. There has been a Marvel one.

Now Fox made them 20 years ago with this one. They were corny, but I vaguely remember. I remember watching them and being like, Oh, they're fine. You know, corny, but Jessica Alba in the, in the fantastic outfit is more than enough to get me to the theater. I'm like, Holy shit. Yeah. She went away, huh? Did she or did she not? I think she started a company and became like really rich. Yeah. Yeah. Almost like what Gwyneth Paltrow did, but in a different way and got really rich.

Yeah. Gwyneth Paltrow. I have more Gwyneth Paltrow news. More? When was the last time we had? The last time was when we were talking about the vagina-scented candles. Oh, that was on another Patreon show called Bri Tries where Bri made a candle. Oh, how'd it go?

Pretty good, smelled like my balls. Yes, the sex act that Gwyneth Paltrow loved performing with Ben Affleck revealed. Whoa. Now, well, you may remember stories of Ben taking his balls out and putting them on Kevin's shoulder. And Ming. And Ming. Ming, yeah, I think out and putting them on Kevin's shoulder. And Ming.

And Ming. Ming, yeah. I think the whole shaft was on Ming's lips. Yeah. I think Ming actually performed oral sex on Ben. This accelerated. I felt sure I would have heard that story before. It was on his lips or it was just on the back of his neck.

I always get accused. He tried to get some lip action, but then guarded away. But yeah, that was his thing, I guess, back then, as a joke or a prank. To his friends, not to strangers. Not to fuck-air to you. He has stopped doing that in his day and age. Oh, yeah. That'd be really a surprise.

I'd be really shocked if he's still pulling a prank. It's a young man's game. But you know he wishes he could still do it. Right. He misses it. He sees a neck, the person's unaware. He's like, God damn it. He's sweating. God damn it.

But anyway, Gwyneth Paltrow allegedly... What was the movie that they were into? The movie that they were into? The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into.

The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. The movie that they were into. But anyway, Gwyneth Paltrow allegedly- What was the movie that they were in together? Ben and Gwyneth Paltrow?

You could say it was a movie scene, right? Well, they dated. They dated for a while, yeah. Oh, they dated too? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. I thought he only dated J. Lo and the girl who was Electra, Jennifer Garner.

Oh, Jennifer Garner. I thought that was only two girls. It was back in the nineties when I first met you guys. He was dating her then. Yeah. Those in the know won't be surprised that Affleck was into it. He does love Duncan. Now what do you think he's Duncan, Q?

I don't understand anything that you just said. So you know what the sex act is. I know what the sex act is. And who revealed this? Gwyneth? Gwyneth? Gwyneth Paltrow. She went and did an interview and revealed activities behind closed doors with Ben Affleck.

She told, this is in quotes, she told Kevin Oaken in his London hotel room, I don't know who that is, one day after lunch that she loved when Affleck teabagged her. This is a woman who? They dated from 97 to 2000. Is she not getting enough roles that now she's going out and desperately trying to get ink by saying this? Well, the bedroom tidbit is revealed in an upcoming biography about the actress. So she's trying to sell her her biography, I guess.

Wow. If you're Ben, are you happy about that? Yeah, maybe. I fucking teabagged one with Paltrow. Yeah, but it's just- You not one up on me. It's tawdry though, man. Sure.

You don't remember like- I'm just assuming teabagging's part of the... What type of teabagging do you think it is? Like he's- Oh, I think he's straddling her face. He's dipping them in and out. I mean- As a solo act that's kind of odd, but part of everything, it's like, sure, yeah, yeah.

But I don't know. I think Ben just likes to put it on dudes' necks. I don't think he likes to do that on with a great voucher. You know what? You might be right. I like to think that he reserves that for his buds. For his boys. For his bros. Like his entourage has ball tattoos on their neck. Bro, you're in the club, man. You got to get the tat.

I just think back to, you know, back when it was more sophisticated, Errol, like you don't hear like Errol Flynn's girlfriend fucking revealing all the things that he'd like to do or, you know, keep it. Well you might be right, Wal, because at no point in the article does it say that Ben liked doing it. And it does say he at times seemed more interested in playing video games with the guys at his house than being with Gwyneth. That I understand.

I understand that too. But you put the two together, makes Ben suspect. Well, I like to be back in the day. I love video games. You also didn't have a history though of putting your sack on your buds. No, not yet. Can't he still get away with it today if it was like a buddy of his and it's a male? Yes, if it's private, but if he's out at fucking In-N-Out and all of a sudden he pulls it out, it does that.

It's my thing. It's my thing that I do. It's more his age than anything else at this point. At this age, yeah. He's too old to be doing it. Yeah, because you'd be like, how old is he, 55? You'd be like, what the fuck, dude? But you would accept that from other guys in their 50s.

Any of the jackass guys, you'd probably be like, well, that makes sense. Well, when you say accept, I don't care what Aflac does. It doesn't matter to me what anybody does. I'm just talking about if I was friends with him and he was trying to lay 55-year-old balls on my neck, I'd be like, I don't want this, man. And the jackass guys would get the same talking, too. I just don't want it, man. I want an Academy Award, Q.

All right, go ahead. Just do it quick. Just a little bit. And then she married Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. Oh, he's back. Another Coldplay reference. Yeah. And Ben was married to Jennifer.

Is she still married to him? No, now she's married to a producer called Brad Palchuk. She should not be saying this, Heather. She's currently married. No. That is a disrespectful move by planet. Well, it sounds like she didn't say it to me. It sounded like she told someone that and that person is talking about it.

I think she told somebody on a podcast. Oh, on a podcast. I think so. Well, let's see here. Isn't she Hollywood royalty? Who's her father? Diane Ladd and Bruce Dern. Oh, Bruce Dern.

No, no, no. Bruce Dern is Laura Dern's father. What the fuck? What's his name? I don't know. Go to an ad. Yeah. Quick.

Blue joke. Go to an ad. Yeah. Quick. Bluechill. Oh no, it's not coming up. Cover our ignorance. I did, yeah, now I got to look it up before we do this ad. Let me see. Gwyneth Paltrow. He's got it right there. Oh, he's got it already. Oh, Bruce Paltrow. He's got it right there. Oh, he's got it right. Oh, Bruce Paltrow. Bruce Durham, Bruce Paltrow.

There you go. Pretty close. All right. Bluccio. Okay. So Bluccio. Let me read you all about Bluccio. I had a guy tell me firsthand that he was going to dip into the world of threesomes.

Whoa. Yeah. Him and his wife and another lady. Good for him. And he's like, you know, this blue-cho. How old is he? What's that? How old is this person?

I would say he's probably in his mid-forties. It's Frank Five. Frank Five was like, okay man, do you got any blue chew? I'm going to bang this chick. Now he was going to be in a threesome and he took the blue chew because he was a little nervous. Yeah, I was going to say, if this isn't enough to raise the flag. The threesome? Yeah.

But I think you want to be extra doubly prepared for something like this. And ready to go again real quick. Right. Really? I think you're like, I think you want to be like extra doubly prepared for something like this. And ready to go again real quick. Right. Really? I think so. Yeah. But like any kind of situation, you don't want to fuck up. Yeah.

If you want to fail safe in a situation. Yeah. You finally talk your wife into it and stuff like that. You saw all systems go here. Let's get the Bluetooth. It's not going to hurt. Why not? No, I can't hurt.

You're right. But you're judging him on his inability to get it up with two hot chicks. I'm like, yeah, because already you're like, well, maybe you shouldn't, maybe you should just go watch fucking TV, grandpa. But the ladies had a good time. Well, you're doing that thing where you're saying things that the advertisers wouldn't want you to be saying in the middle of a fucking thing that we're trying to promote here. We haven't even started the ad yet.

Guys. Well, so what happened? You got to face that story. Oh, I didn't hear the aftermath yet. Yeah, I'm still waiting to hear how it went. Great. But I did get a short text that said it was, the blue chew was, he said Excelsior. Nice. Oh boy. Did he?

He said Excelsior? He used the word Excelsior. That guy doesn't deserve a fucking. Then I can find out who it is. There's only a couple of dorks on this planet who are going to use that word in that context. It is Frank Favre. It is Frank Favre. He's a nerd. Guys, enter the room dick first.

Bluechu isn't just a tablet, it's a cheat code for your crotch. Stronger, harder, longer, lasting. Like someone gave you downstairs a pep talk in a gym membership. That's why he took it for the threesome. All those reasons. Bluechu is the original brand offering chewable tablets for better sex. Let's see. And here's where your head is at. Sometimes I take a

what? Sometimes I take a blue chew to make standing in line easier. It's something to lean on. Oh, okay. These are things that they're suggesting I say. Okay. I've been kicked out of four museums for carrying a loaded sculpture. What? Have you ever tried to tuck in a submarine? This ain't a supplement. It's an erection. Somebody has got to get fired. You would think it was AI if it wasn't. It's so bizarre. So bad.

Yeah. So why are you taking a blue chew if you're going to the Met, the Metropolitan Museum of Art? Cause there's so many fucking tits there. You don't want to fucking get aroused there. That's the worst place. There's all kinds of people around. Wasted that blue chew.

Yeah. Or you're going to get arrested. Firm marble tits. Or? Or? Or a lot of fucking scrotums too. There does seem to be a bunch of scrotums. That's what you're about.

Ben Affleck painted himself white. Standing there silently, some people go by. Guys, this isn't about performance. This is about legacy or third legacy. Give her group chat something to talk about. You know when you lay it down, they're talking about how it gets up. That's actually pretty good. You know when you lay it down, they're talking about how it gets up.

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all fucking days. He's bouncing from cabana to cabana like a little butterfly. He just loves it. He just loves it, man. Can't get enough of it. Do you think Ming-Chen will ever run short of energy? No. No. He's just one of those guys.

He just loves life, man. I know some guys like that, like, you know, Ray Horan, the chiropractor, you remember him? I was about to be, of course I remember everybody, it was Raymond. Who's the doddering one now? He's a guy who's like, this is the dude that I know, he's like in his mid-60s and he's like energized. He's Asian too, I wonder if he knows something.

But he was on stage multiple times. What's he doing on stage? Stand up? No, no. He got up there with Jiggy. He got up there with me and just goof around and stuff like that. I did five Super Questions. One great.

Oh, did you? I got my boy Eli on. Remember Eli? Yeah, I do. Finally got to smoke that joint. Finally got to? All right. Yeah.

I was very happy to check that out because I did feel bad if you remember that I left them standing and at Wendy's in Key West, I was able to make amends. All right. And do it. Yeah. I liked that kid. Yeah. He's a good guy.

Yeah. Very good guy. Yeah. It went great. Everybody was having a good time and I was happy to be there. Happy to get home. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So you're coming home Sunday morning. Yeah. But hey, it's all good. Love it. It's all good. What the fuck did I have? I had someone I wanted to fucking bring up with you guys. I can't remember what it is.

It'll come through. All right. Walt, you're going on a cruise this summer with Frank Five. It's possibly going to get canceled on ours. My wife is dealing with some horrible vertigo. We were in the emergency room on Monday for six hours. Oh, shit, man. Yeah. It was not fun. Obviously not fun for her.

Is it affecting her while she's sleeping and waking her up? Yeah, it woke her up. We thought she first her up and we thought she had first had food poisoning. Yeah. Because we, I don't want to say where we ate at, but it's a place we kind of like. And she was like, should I get the turkey? And I was like, oh, how often you think they fucking refresh the turkey? I said, ah, we're on vacation. I said, go for it.

We woke up and she woke up. You can be rants of turkey. We're on vacation. I said, go for it. We woke up and she woke up and ran some turkey. We're on vacation. It doesn't matter. So then she wakes you up at five o'clock in the morning and it was bad. It was bad. And she's a tough, tough person. And I said to her at some point, you want me to call you know an ambulance just like

because she was sweating and she was heart was racing and she was like just I don't know maybe and if she said maybe it really fucking put the fear of God in me because I was like she is not one to be like you know and she couldn't leave where we were for hours until she can get back in the car and we drove home. And then this Monday came back and we went to the emergency room. This is not a dig at the staff or anything, but it was just kind of like head scratching because we spent, like I said, so many hours there. And they do tests, which I know that's why she had to go to the emergency room because

– but the walkaway was just double the medication you're already on. Okay, stronger dose. Yeah, take a stronger dose, but it took like six hours to get that. But I know they're also doing CAT scans and blood tests. Yeah, rule of shit out. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. But it is kind of like, so when we leave, it's just like, yeah, just take two pills.

Right. Did it work? How did it work? Eh, it's, she's got to go to a specialist and she might have to do those exercises. It might be crystals, they said. Oh, the crystals. I remember, didn't you have that before? My mom had that.

Your mom had that. That happened to me once. Yeah. You've had this. I've had that. That happened to me once. Yeah. You've had this. I've had this and it wasn't great. No. But there is a way to get rid of it. There's like a method.

I can't remember right now because it was a long time ago. You do these strange, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, you tilt your head and do it. Yeah. When you tilt your head, you're making it worse. Yeah. But to make it better, you got to make it worse. Yeah.

It does work though. I remember it worked out. Yeah. It was weird because we went to the EMO Monday and I got the dog in the car and she goes in. So we're just waiting and then she comes out of the EMO and she's like, they said I got to go to the emergency room and that just like fucking, that just sends you like a jolt to your system because when you hear that you're like, oh fuck, they think something's seriously wrong. Then I got to find coverage for Teddy, you know, cause we're going to the emergency room. Yeah, it was a fucking hectic day. This is what day?

Monday. Monday? Monday. Okay. Yeah. And she's still not better yet, but they can't get her into the specialist until August. Oh, man. And there's nothing you can do except just sit there. Like you just sit there and try to not.

Try to keep your head still. And try to not get. And not get up fast and not bend over and not do things. And I'm like, that motherfucking, I'm like fucking put that vacuum away. Oh, she's vacuuming while she's got the Christmas. I'm like, that motherfucking, I'd like fucking put that vacuum away. Oh, she's vacuuming while she's got the Christmas. I'm like, you gotta stop, it just won't stop. Like, I feel a little better. I was like, well then don't fuck it up by doing shit that don't need to be done right now.

Yeah. I mean, you could do the vacuuming. Yeah, well, let's not get crazy. She might fall down a couple times, but she'll get back up. She'll lean on the vacuum cleaner. There's nothing even needs to be vacuumed. That's the bizarre thing. There's nothing that needs to be vacuumed. It's just you can't stop.

It's better to have a partner that is like that than the opposite. Oh, yeah. It's like the eagle's nest. I need Debbie to come give Mary Beth a talking to. Want to send Getham over? She does have Getham tendencies and qualities like hoarding. She won't throw shit away. Oh yeah?

She has like, yeah, she's like, we have four snakes that live in our backyard and she goes out there, she looks at them every day. What do they do? They just sun themselves? They just sun themselves and hang out in the rocks and stuff. Oh, cool. By the pond and- Garde his garden snakes? Yeah, like little garter snake. One is brown. I'm not sure what kind he is. She's still

looking him up. But fuck diamond. I lost my point. My point's here. Sorry. Let's go to an ad real quick. Come on, go. We point's here. Sorry. Let's go to an ad real quick. Come on, go. Come on, go. We only got the one ad. We only got the one ad. Oh, fuck.

We only got the one ad today. What was I talking about? Hold on. I totally lost my train of thought. Mary Beth's not cleaning the house. She goes out to look at the snakes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Child or snakes?

I wish. She's too busy looking at these other snakes. She won't pay attention to your snake no more. She's not paying attention to my snake. She's too busy collecting their skins like they shed the skins. And she's like, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with these snakes. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to your snake no more. She's not paying attention to my snake. She's too busy collecting their skins. Like they shed the skins.

And she's like, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them. She'll lay your hog on a rock out in the sun. I have to start shedding skin to get any attention. She'll paint little eyes on it. Why you're acting, why you're over here Googling Google this. Lay it on her neck. Affleck says hello. While you're over here at Google and Google this. Lay it on her neck. Yeah. Affleck says hello.

I was wondering about the cruise because if it was a carnival cruise. There's many reasons to not go on a carnival cruise. Well yeah, and the big one is that they're not playing rap anymore. I'm fucking pissed. They're not playing rap. You can't use your Snap fan. What's a Snap fan? I don't know what that is. It's like you know those fans that like the Asian or like Oriental fans that snap open?

It's them, but I think that there's like a certain song or dance that people do with the Snap fans. Oh, okay. Okay. What is it? Knocking people in the eyes and shit like that? I guess so. It must be hurting people or something. Right. Yeah, but I heard that there's a lot of new rules on these cruise ships and I'm not happy

about it because that was one of the reasons I like to go is to listen to obnoxiously loud rap music. Oh, especially over everyone's Bluetooth. It's not just one, it's not one source. It's hundreds of sources. Holy shit, it's like a line dance. The last place that I think we should be is on a cruise trip for four days if you have vertigo.

Yeah. That's probably a smart move. But she's like soldiering on it. I'm like, oh my God. You have to think of what you're doing. I said, you can't do this. If you get stuck in here and you have a bout, I go, there's nowhere to escape from this.

Right. Yeah. I don't know. Well, when is it? It's coming soon. Yeah, sometime in August, I think. Three weeks, I think. Yeah, three weeks is a long time. Yeah, it is. But it's been a week already and it hasn't gone away. Not only do you not get to listen to rap, but there's the potential

for it to turn into a poop cruise. Did you see that documentary on Netflix? I did not. I don't know anything about this. Oh boy. It was a cruise that went really south. Like something caught on fire and then like the engines broke down. Eventually they were out of everything.

Like the electric didn't work. How many days at sea were they? They were, I think it was like six days. They were supposed to only be there for four, but then they're just like, they lost all engines and they're just floating around in the middle of the ocean and eventually the toilets, which worked on electric, started backing up.

They first, they handed out bags for people to take a shit in. They were like, do number one in the shower or whatever, but number two, you got to put it in a bag. Do you know how difficult it must be to do that if you've never done it before? Aiming. Because you've got to figure out, I don't know where it falls.

Does it fall to the left? Does it fall to the right? Does it fall right in the middle? That's a great question. Who knows this shit? Do the pokey pokey. Turn yourself around. It's so repulsive.

Could you imagine if you miss? And it's on the floor now, you got to scoop it up. Who's cleaning shit? Pokey, pokey. Turn yourself around. It's so repulsive. Could you imagine if you miss? And it's on the floor now. You gotta scoop it up. Who's cleaning up? Yeah. But they were showing the carpeting. It was wet and squishy.

Yeah, I know. But you know what's so fucked up though? Is that every night I fucking pick up fucking Teddy shit in a bag, but yet I'm okay with that and all of a sudden now I'm like, well, what if I have to go in a bag? That's a far too far. You can't just lean over your ass over the edge and just go in the ocean. There's a lot of people, thousands of people on the, and I don't think they want people sitting on the park, falling overboard.

Just you're sunning yourself outside your room. Just fucking. Just pailing shit down on you. If I had a balcony room, I would be like, I'm going to solve this problem right now. I can't imagine a worse situation than that. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty bad. You can't use the toilets. Knowing that you couldn't use the toilets. The food and water were becoming scarce.

I don't know how they never really got into it. I don't know how they cooked for people. Once the engines went down. Once the engines went down, I don't know how they cooked. They couldn't just get towed to the fucking land over there. Eventually, because they were so far out, they eventually got these tugboats to push them in and stuff. Four days.

They ended up way far away from where they were supposed to be. Yeah, what if there was a storm? That's really dangerous. You're sitting target. Yeah, so a lot of people were very unhappy. I think they got a free cruise, they got their cruise refunded, and then like $500 or something like that. Wow, not enough.

No, a poop cruise would not be fun to go on. I wouldn't recommend going on any cruise unless it's the impractical Joker's cruise. It's a pretty solid cruise, man, I got to say. Did you see the guy that got sucked into the MRI machine? I heard about this. His necklace cracked his neck or some shit. There was a guy who was wearing a 20-pound chain around his neck. I don't know how the fuck this happened because the one thing you know about MRIs

is like no metal. There's signs everywhere that say no metal. The person should be telling you, whoever the assistant is or the- Look, that guy's not a, whoever it was is not a medical professional. We might be like he's an idiot for not knowing about him, but he's not a medical. Yeah, every person that put him in that machine is like- Yeah. As many people as it took to get him in that machine, those are the guys at fault. Yeah. Wait a minute. So he wasn't just walking by and it sucked him in? No, he was going to get an MRI and he was in the room and he had a 20 pound metal chain around

his neck. It's like a workout chain it it said, I guess, you know, to. Why the fuck are you wearing that to an MRI? I don't know, well, I guess you must wear it all the time since it's like working out, you know? It's like how people wear ankle weights and shit. Oh, okay, okay. That kind of thing. So I guess he was in the room and it got turned on somehow

and this dude got sucked right into the. And what happens when he gets sucked in? I think he got all fucked up. He went from across the room, so I think he broke something. Wow. It was like that. Oh, yeah. Shit. It's like magneto. Could be. Like it has the force and of like of a magneto. Wow. That just happened in the final destination movie. The last one that happened. Guy was in a wheelchair. Somebody turned death turned on an MRI and it sucked the wheelchair and crushed them all up.

Yeah, man pulled into an MRI by metal chain he wore a large metallic chain. He was 61. Oh my God. What a way to go. It says the victim was wearing a large metallic chain. Why the fuck does it do this? Around his neck causing him to be drawn into the machine, prompting an unspecified medical episode, which means his neck probably broke as he got sucked into the machine. What if you have some metal inside of you, like maybe a knee? Like a knee, for example.

I don't think you could do full body ones then. I have to must ask, all right? Do you have any? Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. The man's entry to the room was while the scan was in progress and was not authorized. And he was taken to a hospital in critical condition before he was declared dead.

Awful. Killed him. Killed him. Yep. Man, so much shit. You see dog, the bounty hunter's grandson got killed. Yeah, he was like young, right? Yeah, he was like 12. Gun went off in an apartment. Man, what is like young, right? Yeah, he was like 12. Yeah. Gun went off in an apartment. Man.

What is going on out there? I think it's always been going on out there. We all just notice it every once in a while. Yeah. MRI machines and fucking guns. Did you see the last Final Destination? The last one? Bloodline.

Yeah, yeah. It was better than I thought it would be. It wasn't too bad. It was. I mean, you know, the script is what it is, but like I thought the kills were fun and I like how they tied in every movie and Tony Todd's last scene was like, oh man. I got to be honest with you, man. Like I didn't know Tony Todd was in it.

Yeah. And when I first saw him, I was like, who's this Tony Todd knockoff they got? And then I was like, wait a second, that is Tony Todd. He died like three months later or something like that from stomach cancer. And I looked it up and he's, you never watched any of those movies? No. You know who Tony Todd is? No.

Candyman? Candyman? Oh, okay. I remember Candyman. So he's like a horror icon. He's been in like a ton of things. And he was in these final destination movies and he got cast. They made this last one last year.

He knew he was dying when he took the role. So the producers let him improvise his last lines. And if you know that when you watch it, like you're watching this guy who's three months away from it, he looks sick. He's so thin. And he gives this little five line thing about like enjoy life. You never know when it's going to happen. But he looks right at the camera when he does it, which they don't do in those movies.

And it's like, yeah, especially if you love them, you know, because you're a horror fan. It's like, oh man, like he's giving you a direct kind of message. I was like, ah, pretty crazy shit. Tony Todd. How many final destination movies are there? This is the fifth or sixth. Fifth or sixth. Yeah.

Oh, these are big movies. Yeah, they make money. Yeah, they got, you know, crappiness. Is this where they race cars and shit? No, that's Fast and Furious. This is where somebody avoids death for whatever. They have a premonition and they don't get on the plane that crashes and then death wants hits some-

Stalks them. Stalks them and keeps trying to kill them. Yeah, it's a pretty good idea. Yeah, it is a good idea. Yeah, it's like a good idea. It is a good idea. I was wondering, Q. Okay.

If Kanye wanted to play Uno with you, because that's his favorite character. Yeah, it is a good idea. It's like a good idea. It is a good idea. I was wondering Q. Okay. If Kanye wanted to play Uno with you, because that's his favorite game, his favorite card game. Okay, he wants to play Uno. No risk to you, but you could win a million. Would you play with him? Under what circumstances?

Like at a poolside in a hotel? Let's say it's going to be streamed. You're playing Uno. Okay, so someone's like, Uno, I would play and I'd say I'm going to give the money to some sort of charity that opposes his stuff. His viewpoints and stuff, yeah. You want to keep it, huh? Keep a little bit of it. Maybe I keep 10%. Maybe I keep a fine this week. But that's the way. All right, so you get 100 grand and you got to give up a nine hundred grand, but

you give it to the right place. Who's going to argue with you? I think you can even do 50-50. Like if you want, eh. Would it be tough listening to his bullshit the whole time you're playing Uno? Do I have to take his bullshit or can I go back at him? You could go back at him. Oh, I'd make it entertaining.

I'd make it entertaining for everybody. Yeah. But is any mentally ill? He's got to be. It's like, what am I going to do? Sit there and like, you know? Yeah, like berate a guy who's like, the Hitler shit and all that stuff is like, it is the sign of somebody who's not thinking clearly.

Right. You know? Yeah. It's like if he was some backwoods cracker in a militia, okay. Again, you understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not one of the most celebrated artists of our time. Yeah. Or used to be. Used to be. Not anymore so much.

Yeah. I don't think you're beating him, no. No, if he loves Uno that much. He's world class. Yeah, yeah. I think I've played like 10 games of Uno and, does he like battleship or? I don't think there's any chance you can have advantage in Uno.

It's just, it's so random. There's no strategy? No, no. It's just like the luck of the card. Oh, okay, yeah. I was only kidding. Oh, all right. I don't know.

He's world class. There's gotta be a strategy or else what's the point of playing? No, it's just if your card is higher than the other card, you take the card, you have no idea what the next card is going to be. But don't you have to decide which hands you're going for? Let's say you have a red three down. Okay.

You could put a red card down. Yeah. Or you could put a three down. Like if you have a green, blue or yellow. I guess there is a strategy. You can use your wild if you want. Yeah. I don't really know.

I, like I said, I don't really know. So I don't know. I played it countless times. I worked at is a strategy. You can use your wild if you want. Yeah. I don't really know. Like I said, I don't really know. So I don't know. I played it countless times. I worked at the community center. It is mind numbing. Oh, that boring. Mind numbing. Sage loves it. She's like, Dada, a new challenge? Sure, buddy. Let's do it. You need a robot, man. Yeah. Dada 3000. D. Data 3000. Yeah. Data bot 3000.

Yeah. Today is new Southparks. Oh, get out of here. Yeah. New episodes. Oh, cool. I look forward to them. What season is this?

26 or 27. That is bomb. Well, they do 10 episode seasons. It's not like they're killing themselves. It's still impressive. Oh, is it the longevity of it? Oh my gosh. It's like a robot.

Yeah. It's like a robot. It's like a robot. It's like a robot. It's like a robot. It's like a robot, they do 10 episode seasons. It's not like they're killing themselves. It's still impressive. Oh, is it the longevity of it? Oh, fuck yeah. And they're awesome.

It's like every season has amazing episodes. Yeah. This deal to stream on Paramount, they said it was worth 1.5 billion. Now, I don't know if that money goes to Matt and Trey. Well, they own the show. Oh, they own it? They at one point, they made a deal with it like, we're not making you any more episodes unless part of the deals we own the show.

And they got it because they're fucking South Park. They're one of the best to ever do it. Yeah, a total of 1.5 billion or 300 million a year. To make 10 episodes. That's 10 weeks of work. They make that show in a week. Yeah. It's amazing.

It's fucking amazing. You can't do that with your show. No. No fucking way. Yeah. It's pretty nuts. And they get complete control. They get no notes.

I mean, they're legendary. They deserve everything they get, you know? Yeah. The one guy, Trey Parker, he's the one who writes them all, right? Like how do you do it? Like how do you have that much in you for 25 years? I know people who've been in the writer's room, I think I've told this on here before, and they say the way it works is he'll sit down, if we were at this table,

and they've did a documentary on this, so I think anybody can watch this, but this is just what I was told, is that he will have everybody just pitch ideas and then he'll go in his office and write and then come out and be like, okay, now what? So it is a team of writers, but he writes the script. Right, okay. Yeah, is what I was told. Which is kind of a cool way to do it too. Yeah, well, it seems like it would just be like 25 years of doing it by yourself would seem impossible.

Yeah. But again, 10 episodes a year is not- That's true too. Not outside the realm. I'm excited for Peacemaker 2, man. I've never seen Peacemaker 1. Oh. It's really good. Is that Amazon or HBO or something? It's got to be HBO, yeah, HBO Max.

I've never seen it. I mean, it looks good. I love it. I've never sat down and watched it. The peacemaker is John Cena? John Cena, yeah. Okay. Who's fucking, I know you guys don't watch wrestling, but he's on five. I fucking love him right now. He's doing a retirement tour and he was never a bad guy his entire career. He was

always squeaky clean and then he says he's retiring in his year. This is his last year. He came back from making movies and do it. Comes back, becomes a fucking ultimate dickhead bad guy. And he's a heel of this entire run. And he's just fucking berating the audience and ripping apart like wrestling. And it's so much fun to watch. Because you can just tell he's having a blast. He's looking at kids in the audience and he's like, shut up. He's looking at parents and he's like, I raised your kids. You don't even know. Yeah.

It's just fun, mean shit. Oh, I'm loving it. I'm loving it. Yeah. That's pretty funny. Big Cena fan, man. So Peacemaker 2, you're not so hot on the wall. No, no, no, I've never seen it.

I can't, I'm not going to, and you know what? I've took a little bit of a heat from my Superman take, so I'm going to. Really? Yeah. So I'm not going to… everything is… if I talk about it, I'm going to gush about it no matter what. Every movie is going to be like Ghostbusters 2016. Oh, you love that movie.

Yeah, you did love that movie. I really didn't love it, but I'm going to act like I'm going to praise everything I see. But that was just your opinion. I know. You weren't even harsh on it. I know. But they said that I was using the – my bashing of Lois driving the spaceship was

a metaphor for women driving. That you created the metaphor? No, that it was like I was kind of like making a slam at women drivers. There was like all sorts of like – Oh, now women can just suddenly fly spaceships, right? That's funny because when I was driving home thinking about it, I was like, you know what? oh no women that can just suddenly fly spaceships. Right. That's funny. Cause like when I was driving home thinking about it, I was like, you know what? He's kind of got a point.

It would have given Jimmy Olsen something to do. No, Perry, Perry White. Well, I was thinking Jimmy Olsen. Yeah. I was like, it would have given Jimmy Olsen something to do more than sit there typing her article. Like why can't she type her article and he fly the ship. I was a little bit like that.

But I did go after we talked about it. I did go back and see it again and I fucking loved it. I Fucking loved it. I Was I just saw it in the wrong headspace and I thought I thought law was I mean It was just fucking hysterical and when she flew the spaceship off the top of the yeah The daily planet and it kind of went down and all of a sudden it came back up again. It was fucking awesome. That's my favorite part.

For everybody at home, the genius of it is his face is acting like he really feels that way. He's not saying it and winking at us. He's acting like he really loved it. You look like a child so happy with it. That's gonna be every movie from here on out. Like you really loved it. You look like a child so happy You're gonna see that joyful childlike exuberance for every fucking movie I don't care how bad it is. I am going to tell you it was the greatest piece of cinema Okay, or show anything. Yes, it's going to be like I'm on crack. Yeah

Yes, of course, of course like I'm on crack. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna tow the line. Yes. You're gonna tow the line. Yes, of course, of course. That's why Hollywood makes such good stuff because everybody's giving their honest opinion about the fucking shit that they're excreting. Tow the line, tow the line. There's nothing wrong with towing the line.

There's nothing wrong with towing the line. Gotta do it sometimes. Someone's gotta tow it. Someone's gotta toe it. Someone's gotta toe it. The line's there for a reason. If I don't toe it, who's gonna? It's interesting that like you don't come back with like, you know what, go fuck yourself.

No. That's the way I would feel. I guess that's why I don't answer emails. Someone even posted that I'm not the sharpest tack in the room. Okay. So don't take his movie reviews seriously. And I was like, why does my intelligence come into play in this? It shouldn't.

It shouldn't, but it did. So from now on, people are going to think I'm a genius because I'm going to fuck love everything. Yeah, yeah. Well, you're going to hear it. The next time you love something that sucks, you'll hear it. What the fuck, man? You got no taste, dude. So, yeah.

I don't care. I don't care. That's all the heat you can take. The other thing that's been ongoing, I thought it would live and die within two days is the kiss cam, the cold plate kiss cam. It will not die. Yeah, well that CEO had to resign. That girl who posted the video apparently hasn't made enough money to buy a dinner from it because-

Right, she's from Jersey Shore. Apparently, Gatum told me that if her video was 45 seconds longer, she would have made millions by now. Really? Yeah. She didn't know that when she posted it, so if she had just patted it, she would have been a millionaire right now. I was at the Coldplay concert, what do you think? Yes, yes, but she didn't realize that.

But of course she had no idea that her posting that would storm the fucking planet basically. How do you go home and break the news if the Mrs. isn't aware of it yet and you're that CEO? Oh. What's your plan? Oh. How do you even say it? If the Mrs. isn't aware of it yet and you're that CEO, what's your plan? How do you even say it? Well, you got to figure the marriage is not on good footing, right?

As far as he knows, she might not know. Maybe she thinks it's on good footing. Oh, that's insidious though. I don't know, man. That's tough. I mean, he didn't care. Look, probably not that hard for him because he's shooting on his wife. You know what I mean?

He's out there canoodling in fucking public with the ploys all around him. So it doesn't seem like he cares too much about- But there's a massive element added to this that nobody really has had to ever deal with before. His wife now has to live in a world where billions, the whole planet has seen this video, it feels like. Yeah. So the whole planet is aware of it and now she has to go and navigate in a world where-

Everybody she runs into. Yeah. Has seen it and is laughing and there's memes and there's like the Philly fanatic was doing it with The with the mrs. Fanatic they like they reenacted it Yeah, but then I'm making fun of her no, but it's still gotta be I don't think it's great It's gotta be a very surreal. I mean talk about a fucking slam dunk divorce proceeding though He's worth a lot of money. That's what I'm saying. Like if's going to dry her teals, $25 million. I mean, you know. Fucking come on.

You know what I'm saying? You don't even have to fucking play one round of Uno with Kanye. I still can't figure out the woman, if she was married or if she was divorced. I keep hearing she was divorced or separated. She wasn't in hot water. Okay. That's what I hear. I read also that- She had to lose her job too though. I read she could't in hot water. Okay. This is what I hear. I read also that-

She had to lose her job too though. I read she could turn around and sue the company. But she's violating I think one of- Oh, the boss is sexually harassing her. What are you talking about? There's a power imbalance. What are you talking about? Yeah. Really? Yeah, hearing the drum beats for the past fucking decade?

I mean, logically you're right, where it's like the person in charge of her job though. Sounds like a victim to me. She had no control over what she was doing. Walt. Okay. But she's a power imbalance. Okay. But let's say you let her keep her job.

Of course. And then something pops up down the line that she's gonna deal with with her from employees that she's in charge of who are doing something. Now she has the power. But she can't go and be like, hey, we have win that you're sleeping with a coworker.

The credibility shot. Oh, do you? Remember her laugh before, huh? When you read the tea leaves, motherfucker? Yeah, how could you respect her after that? Well, how do you come down on somebody for any kind of violations when you were fucking flaunting the violations in everyone's face? Right. It doesn't get bigger than what you did in your position, especially.

And now you're going to turn around and tell people what's what. It looks like a lot of people who were in the crowd sitting next to them were aware, were probably coworkers, it appears, who were laughing and kind of like, oh my God, I can't believe they picked them because... Of all the people to pick. Yeah, so... I wonder how quiet the affair was if there were other workers there. I mean, it couldn't be very quiet

He's got his arms around the girl that I identified last week I cut it out because I was wrong was like the HR lady's assistant. I'd read that somewhere. Okay, and Turned out it wasn't the case. It was just some girl. Wait a minute. You cut something out there because you got it wrong Yeah, I didn't want to spread around misinformation Thank you. Thank you. I'll clap for myself. Did you go back and fucking go? Did he got Superman?

Yeah. So that dude, his life has not gotten any easier. No, but again, he does have 25 million dollars. So that dude, his life has not gotten any easier. No, but again, he does have $25 million. He can fuck off. That's fuck you money. Yeah. When I rewatched it though, some people were like, hey, they should have just played it

cool. It's so fast and so unexpected that I feel that I would have done the same thing. Like even though it's like, I see myself on camera, so I know I got caught. I think I, I think the. That's how you'd react. I think the instinct would be to like turn away. Yeah. I think it would be to turn away. I think what this has done though, is now going forward, there's a, there's a way

to, and people know now how to handle it though. If they get caught like on a, in a public area like that on a Jumbotron, they'll know not to act like that. Right play it cool. Yeah. It's called stone-eyed. Yeah. Yeah. They should stop the kiss can, I think.

Oh really, you're anti-kiss can, huh? It's very unromantic. I think they should stop it. Just because of that reason. Yeah. Because of those two cheaters. It's invading privacy, yeah. We can't have the most romantic moment in a sports event?

I don't think so. Wow. No. I don't know. Pull it. Do a dance cam. So what do fans do during commercials? Dance.

Do a dance cam. I like to watch fucking strangers kiss. Watch porn. I don't know. I'll tell you. This is everywhere. They'll kiss in porn. This is how I kiss.

A little vulgar fucking. Yeah, I like that. I like that. This is how I kiss. A little vulgar vulgar vulgar. Oh, well. Wow. Yeah. Did you ever remember what you were going to say? No, I don't fucking know. I know I, I know I wanted to recommend, I know you guys are video game guys, but Donkey

Kong Bonanza, the new Donkey Kong game is fucking awesome. It's so much fun it Yeah, not not teasing not no no Is it called donkey or is it called? No, no, I say wrong I do say right my whole life. I don't know if I was having some sound makes fun of me sound makes fun of me that All the all the time donkey and you don't do I don't know why this on purpose no no I just do donkey donkey Kong bonanza yeah I don't know why I can't say it's the new switch Nintendo switch to it's so much fucking fun it's like one of those games that comes along you're like oh fuck man

that's right people can make shit this good and fun yeah yeah it's really good so you lost yourself in the Donkey Kong universe, huh? How many hours have you? Oh, not too many. I've been really busy lately, but I've probably played like over the past two weeks, five, six hours. Not too bad. Like enough to know that I'm really like enjoying it. And it's like, it's fun when you play something that you're like, oh, this is new and like, this is pushing things forward a little bit. Is he still jumping over barrels?

He's the main character now. So it's like a 3d world. But the whole point of it, like the whole thing of it is like he could punch it like you could punch the ground and you could go at like, if you punch down all the way, you'll fucking get it's almost like Minecraft in a way, but more limited, like because you do eventually hit a floor, but it's just so much. It's just hard to explain. but it's Mario in it. Mario's not in it now It's the princess in it there is the girl from they went deep in the archives and found the name of the girl that he was Captured back in the original game was named Pauline. They bring her back and she's a psychic. Hopefully she's fucking doing fucking

Not just being fucking if there's a psychic. Hopefully she's fucking doing fucking not just being fucking... If there's a spaceship she'll drive it. Tell him Steve, Dave! It's the last fucking thumb in the eye on the way out to the fucking tongue. One of the pettiest endings of Tell Us You Did Better. We've had some petty endings. Oh, that was good.