Tell Em Steve-Dave - #649: Fart Guy

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

Bry celebrates his 5th anniversary, Walt runs afoul of Asian youths, Vikings cheerleaders, Kennedy Center Honors.

We have a lot of listeners who hate listen, I think. Yeah. Hey, guys. I believe, I could be wrong, but I believe someone called me a Karen because of the way I acted about that. I think you catch me and then spin me around and... Yeah, I bet. Tell them, Steve, Dave. Hello, and welcome to this.

this week's edition of tell him Steve Dave. Hey, Q. Hello. Hey, Walt. Yo. And some people have been wondering, I see it online once in a while. Why has Gettom been so silent lately? The reason is he never, he sets up and he never puts a mic out for himself. Isn't it because people have asked for that for Naya decade? Yeah, some people like them, though. I like them. Yeah, some people like them. Well, I'm sure there'll be waves of get them. There'll be more Gettom here and there. You want to, you want Gettom. You got to go on Patreon. Then you get more good

than you can shake a stick at. He's smart, though, because if he stays away for a while, that makes people want him even more. They forget. Yeah. It's why he's the smartest man in podcasting. He knows when to step back

for a little bit. Yeah. For six months. Make the demand grow. So when he does come back, when he throws out a clunker or two or ten, people are like, oh, well, at least he's back. Yeah, all right.

They're more readily able to dismiss some, like, stupid shit he says or misinformation he fucking drops. I bet you there are people who miss hate listening to get them, for sure. You know, they're like, I wish you would come on just so I could hate them there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we have a lot of listeners who hate listen, I think. Yeah. Hey, guys. Probably still here.

Keep listening, though, guys. Any day now, it'll be exactly what you want it to be. Keep spending your life listening. So I've got a big choice to make this weekend, Q. What do you got? I'll help you with it. All right, thanks. You're a copper.

I'm going on a road trip. Ooh. For a couple days, the fifth anniversary is coming up. Oh, yeah, yeah. August 25th. I didn't notice him. So I'm like, well, maybe we'll recreate the trip to Maine that we took right after the wedding. Okay.

And then I looked at how long it takes to get to Maine. It's no short drive, man. No. Like, for some reason I thought it was like six hours. Well, didn't you drive it the first time to get there? I did, yeah. But it was all in love and stuff. Yeah.

Oh, that's all in his eyes. Oh, that gas tank was fueled with love. Yeah. You didn't stop once. You'd have to fill up the gas. We floated all the way to Maine. Now you came to float out your driveway. Yeah.

Well, he looks. Nah. Nah, not tonight. Have you guys left the house this summer? We have a couple times, not much, but a couple times. Usually it's to go out to lunch or breakfast. Yeah. But as far as like going, like, hey, let's do something.

I think the county fair was the last thing. Okay. That was like three weeks ago. That's nice, though. County fair. Yeah. Getting back to, you know, to things that people now dismiss as, kind of not

cool. It's Americana. People don't like that. There's been a backlash against Americana Q. Aren't we in the backlash to the backlash though? I thought we realized that those people

sucked. Everybody was like, oh, no, no. No? No. So, yeah, so I think I might go to me but I'm thinking, do you know of anywhere that's like north of here that's a little bit closer that you've gone to?

I know there's Boston, but like... What vibe you're looking for? I think sort of a laid back laid back maybe coastal vibe I'm not sure how much you've been on the eastern seaboard here Well Maine but I mean what would you do in Maine Like when you got to Maine what were you looking at

We were just looking to get pancakes Yeah Some blueberry pancakes and Go see Stephen King's house That's pretty much what I did Yeah we're just like just like yeah Just because it's like night Like you know you've been there Walt you know

It's beautiful everywhere It is beautiful yeah We just did two shows in Bangor this year or last year. Oh, yeah? Did you do anything while he were there? I went to see Stephen King's house. Oh, did you? Yeah, yeah.

He doesn't live there anymore. It's like a museum he's turning into or his archives, I think. But there's a good restaurant there that I could look up for you. It was good. But in terms of like, I mean, I wouldn't go all the way up there just looking at how Stephen King used to live. Again, yeah. Yeah. What about Niagara Falls?

I think Niagara Falls is a little bit closer, a little bit. We've been there. Why don't you do like Nashville? Do something like fun. Nashville? I don't know. That's a far ride though. You could do it in one day.

Get him how far out? Look that up, buddy. He's, he'll be exhausted when he gets there and you won't be able to do anything now. How long do you think is the limit on what you would want to drive to Nashville? It would be the same as Maine. It would be like nine hours. Nine hours.

Okay. And even then, it's like, it's like that's two days either end in a car. Yes. You know, if I can take the whole nine hours anymore. I mean, And that's a lot of love to fill that gas tank to get you all the way to Nashville. Yeah, that was five years ago. This was five years ago?

13 hours. We go to Anchorage, Alaska. Well, what about, all right, we got a map there. 14 hours, okay. So why not a plane? Why not hop on a plane to Nashville? I don't know. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just had a romantic as a road trip.

But it's over in two hours. That's true, too. Then you could be, you could be making love an hour for. $103. $103. Is that spirit? American. Spirit seems dangerous to me.

Delaware? What about Delaware? Delaware's got some nice. Green door factories. Roebuth Beach. Oh, there you go. United. Two hours, two and a half hours.

It's cheaper than gas. It's a round trip. It really is. Maybe I'll go to Nashville. Oh, there you go, dude. All right. Honestly, before I even did Nashville, I would do something like, like, like, Raleigh or Charleston. Oh, yeah?

A real southern like. Mm-hmm. romantic vibe city savannah i know she wouldn't want to do it but i was like i'd like to go look at some like civil war type shit you know some of that old school stuff really yeah i would like to do that wow you've crossed over into that age huh yeah i'm one of them now one of the great hairs fascinating to me i don't know oh my god there's nothing less i would like to see than a civil war museum oh really i was i walked past a neat uh i'm not a naval museum um a maritime museum on my cruise and they you know people that I was walking over like you like made the

move to walk towards a door to even inspect it I was like no no thank you I am not going in a museum especially one about fucking maritime we went to a maritime museum down in Key West man it's cool like all the plunder and shit oh yeah the shipwreck museum yeah shipwreck museum yeah I love that I've been there many times I'm actually it's funny because I'm we wrap season 12 next week very very fucking excited we have the rap party that night the next morning i get a plane to go to q west i'm like fucking i'm getting right down there gonna do some not wasting any time and on my list of things is like man i really want to go to that rails and sales museum there oh yeah yes i'm so looking forward to it i was like oh trains and boats this sounds so nice so i don't know

well maybe we're just hitting that age yeah i think so because i yeah i don't need to see a piece of fucking driftwood in the shape of a fucking ben franklin head or something. Why not? What else you're looking at? And some netting. Yeah. The stories are cool.

Like the stories about how people used to like, like, turn out all the lights so the the, so the ships would crash. Yeah. And they could go in, like, what was the law called? Do you remember the law? The wrecking law? Yeah. Anybody, any, as long as you save the people on the ship, you could take the contents.

You could take the stuff in the ship. Yeah. And like, a lot of these ships, I'd like gold in and stuff. I would purposely crash them. Well, I had read something new about it the other day where they said they would take a light and put it on a donkey's saddle. A donkey, a donkey's saddle

and have it walk along the shore so it looked like a boat was sailing along the shore and so the boats would head over that way. And then they'd be like, here it is. Let's go get our fucking cotton bells, boy. Feed the animal a carrot. Like real scumbags. Yeah.

It's a way to make some money, though. It was, yeah. It's not illegal, you know, technically. Technically. One of us was on a boat this past week. Yeah? Walt Flanagan. That's right.

He was on the cruise ship. On the poop cruise. On a cruise to St. John. When last we met, I was in a bit of a funk about my masculinity. Yeah. Like my volumes, my levels. Yeah. You must have pepped up after you saw all those Photoshop's

of you looking masculine. I don't think the crews did anything to help me feel more masculine. There's a couple of things that happened that made me feel more feminine than ever. Yeah, there was this, we did, there's not a lot to do on a boat. And we were, we had to resort to filling the time by doing things that we normally would never be, haven't never even consider doing like doing a trivia contest

right so we went down to do the trivia contest and it was like a name that tune for cartoons oh cartoon themes your wheelhouse

yeah yeah and uh and I have Frank with me who's he's a bit younger so he has that era where I stopped I got out of cartoons

and then I have that era you know where he wasn't even alive yet so we are fucking And we're getting everyone right. Wow. We're in a bar, too. It's a bar situation where everybody's sitting at a bar who's playing in their teams. And their teams are like four or five people.

And all of a sudden, the song, because you have to write down the song when you hear it on a piece of paper. And we're supremely confident that we're 10 for 10 out of 20 so far. Then track 11 plays. And it's the theme to the 67 Spider-Man cartoon series. You should know that one. And they only play it for a second. And I knew it immediately. But the whole bar was like in a tizzy.

Nobody knew it. So I'm sitting there like fucking the Cheshire cat. Like, yeah, motherfucker. I'm the only one at this fucking in this bar that knows what this is. And somebody says, makes a complaint, yells out to the guy who's running the trivia contest or the name that tune that they should strike that song. Because it's too hard. And nobody knows what it. is yeah and he's and then all of a sudden he's like oh should I should I throw that one out

and do a different one and I like we're going to throw that one out that one doesn't count did you step up I did in a way that um had people I I believe I could be wrong but I believe someone called me a Karen because of the way I acted about because I said that I should not be penalized yeah for knowing the answer I said I know the answer I said I know the or why on earth would we strike that how many people are playing would you say 70 oh that's a pretty big group of people it's a groups like they're groups of five six sure at all these tables in the moment are you like whoa whoa whoa or is it after in the moment excuse me can i see the manager of the bar and the game in the moment i start off thinking it's not they're really not going to

strike i think he's kidding around yeah and i'm kind of like playing around kind of like you know not being serious. Then as he plays the next fucking track, I'm like, well, wait a minute, we're really fucking throwing that one out that I know because I'm the only one that knows that I go. And I heard someone say, like I heard someone at the other table,

I heard say, we got a Karen. Oh, no. And I don't know if he was talking about me, but I'm the only one who's complaining. Yeah, if you put two and two together. Yeah. So I was so fucking annoyed, especially when the next track,

came up and that we didn't know it that I cheated and then when we had I kind of got up and got a tissue and I looked at somebody else's paper when I came back and I was like

I don't know what it was something new to something new age like fucking adventure time or so I don't remember it was something that I would be well after my time of watching cartoons So we cheated on that And then when it came time for

To do the tallying We again had to I lied again because I was so mad that we got 20 for 20 That's what you said you got Yeah Yeah But we really only got 18 though So just because I was so mad

I was like I deserve the prize for what they did And what was the prize? What did you get? It was a key chain Oh no What was on the key chain? The Royal Caribbean Oh God You go 80?

You did go 18 for 20. It's worth more than that. That's hard shit. Naming. Yeah. Fames from cartoons from fucking deck 40, 50 years ago. Oh, yeah. My brain was bleeding at times because I was like, oh my God, I know that.

I would, like, I just had to sit there and just like block out everything. I was like inside my own head. Nothing else existed. I was in a room like by myself just like watching TV at like seven years old. Right. Trying to get through that. Somebody beat you. No.

I won. How'd you win? Oh, you won. I cheated, yeah. When I got robbed of the Spider-Man fucking tune, I was hell-bent. And especially when someone fucking said, I heard the word Karen being lobbied on it. I was like, all right, asshole, I'm going to win. Now, if that's the way it's going to go down, and I don't feel any guilt for doing it.

Do you think you genuinely won, though? Like, let's say they cancel each other out, the one that you got, the one you cheated on. Do you remember when the Patriots were accused of taking the air out of the football? Oh, sure. It's when I lost all respect for them. But do they still own that Super Bowl trophy? Yeah. Okay.

I don't have that fucking keychain. I'm not arguing. I won, no. Everybody, as far as everybody knows and that boat knows, I won. Right, but what do you think really happened? Do you think that somebody had more than you? Somebody had 19? Well, I know they did.

Because they got the answers right that I got wrong. And I cheated and said I got two, two, I got them all right when I only got 18 at the 20 rate. Oof. Is the winner? Being called the Karen, though, it doesn't help. your mood it doesn't help you feel more masculine though no i guess it wouldn't no you're being feminized you're being reduced to like a complaining woman yeah yeah a shrew yeah yeah exactly and then the

next day i had to run back to my cabin because i didn't feel like carrying around my my cup where you get assigned the cup and you can bring the cup everywhere and it it works at the soda machine and you don't have to pay for soda then. Nice. I don't feel like carrying it around, though. But, okay, but didn't you used to go to the mall with that little sippy cup? That was small rest. That was Kevin Smith saying, I did that once.

And that all the soda day, Kevin made it sound like I did it every time we went anywhere. And plus, that was a Dixie cup. I could throw it away when I was done. This is a giant fucking cup with like some sort of space age technology. that allows it to be read by the soda machine. Oh, like a chip. Yeah, there's like a chip in it. Wait, wait, how many keychains did you get for winning?

One. Where is that keychain now? I, in a fit of rage later on in the night, I just threw it. I threw it overboard. That's a well's blowhole. Wow, that's not cheap. 40 bucks for two cups. That's on eBay?

What can you do with those cups? You can't go on the boat and use them again. You can do what? There's sylvaniers. Well, anyway, so I'm going back to my cab. Yeah. And I'm the only one that goes back. Everybody else stays because we're getting ready to go watch Saturday Night Fever at Broadway-S kind of play about Saturday Night Fever.

I don't feel like carrying a cup. So I'm walking down in a hallway. I'm the only one in a hallway. No, just let it bring. And, okay, we'll go get it then. expecting a pack He just sat there though Shit

What does one do? So I'm going down the hallway and there's this group of maybe five teens, Asian teens, four boys and a female. And I don't know what they're doing, but they look like they're up to something. They're acting weird. But when they see me, they start acting very animated and start, and they have very thick accents.

They're speaking English, but it's very thick. And they start going, bro, bro, bro. And they want them to give me a high five. And my radar's off. Something's like, something's not going on. I don't know what these kids are doing in this hallway, but they're acting weird. So I don't give them a high five. And then they start going, oh, that's not cool.

that's not cool no high five that's not cool I'm hearing Adam Ming's voice as you say I just look at him like I don't even say anything and they're like whoa I can't believe that you're going to leave me hanging but again it's not as clear as that it's kind of broken it sounds very there's a big thick accent what country is the accent from Asian Asian and as I walk away they say something about

now either it's fart guy or fall guy one is much funnier than the other and the way that they're all laughing I know which one I believe I choose to believe it is but the way that they're all laughing it has to be fart

yeah one guy calls me fart guy they all start laughing so but I didn't fart I don't know why it's it's where whatever country they're from

that's an insult Or, like, translated to, like, fuckhead to fart guy. Oh, that's amazing. So I get, so I turn around and this is like, okay, if a masculine guy. Take on these teens. So it's like, yeah, so like the, my masculine side of me, my, he's screaming in on one side of my air. It's like, all right, it's fucking go time. Let's go fucking Bernie gets on these fucks.

Where's my screwdriver? And I got that face on, you know, I go, like, what the fuck did you say? And then they keep going and just, but they start laughing again. Oh, no. This is going to worse. I was unprepared for this. That's what my fee. My feminine side is like, you know, they're just kids, chill out.

They're going to kick my ass. They might know kung fu. All five of them. Aya. And so that am I all right. I'm going to go report it. I'll go right to the fucking captain and I'll be like, I want these fucking animals put in the brink.

I want them to spend the rest of the fucking cruise on the brick back in this way and ruining my vacation. Far guy, indeed. Far guy, will you? Farkeye, should I? So I go, I just go, I just shake my head like, all right. Assholes. So I go put my cup in my room and I come back out and they're not there.

But when I get to the other. So they know what room you're in now. Yeah. Yeah. So I get to the elevator. They're there again, and they're like, oh, fuck I. Fuck I back. Why didn't you just high-five him?

Because I don't know. They felt like they were immediately from the get-go. They were ridiculing me from the instant they saw me. Okay. So I get back to, you know, Deb, Frank, and the Mrs. Five. And I start telling them, like, I'm fucking furious. I said, I'm going to fucking go report these fucking scumbags. And I'm going to even say it's maybe it's a racial incident.

Oh, I hate crime. Because, you know, they're targeted me because I'm, you know, I'm an old white guy. Old round guy. And my wife is like, well, the show is about to start. I go, let's just watch the show and calm down. And she was right, though, you know, after watching like in almost two hours of, you know, dudes disco dancing in polyester pants, I was fucking calmed. I calmed down.

Oh, no. It was a fucking great show. It was awesome. When we were like right, we could get hit with sweat beads. We were so close to the stage. Yeah. Yeah, Frank got there like two hours early. We know that there are these people on a fucking boat, man.

They're animals when it comes to seats. It's no joke, man. Like the chairs, the chaise lounges by pools, people are up there like six in the morning, putting their towels on them and shit. Yeah, it's no joke on these cruises. So, you know, the time the show is over. of my anger had subsided a bit and I didn't even mention it. I just let it go.

You didn't tell everybody what they said to you? You didn't tell Deben them? What, Farkeye? Yeah. Yeah, they thought it was funny. They didn't think it was as. As offensive as you did. It's easy for them to say.

They're not a fart guy. But yeah, I don't even know why. It's like I didn't, there was no noise that omitted for me that would make them give them any indication that I had farted in front of them. It somehow makes it funnier. And like when they called, when they yelled at me fart guy, I was so far away from them that couldn't possibly have hurt. I was way down the other end of the halls and they couldn't have, you know, smelt anything. So you're maintaining, nothing omitted.

Nothing, absolutely nothing. I don't know why they would, you know, reach for such an outlandish claim that I had farted in front of them. Yeah, I feel like it might have been something lost in translation. They were trying to call you something else, and it came out. I thought, like I said, maybe it's the fall guy. I mean, they think I look like Lee Majors, but. Could be. I doubt from the way they were fucking falling all over themselves laughing that it was a fall guy.

Sounds like a far guy, yeah. Do you ever see him again on the boat? No, I did not. They're lucky, too, because I would have fucking. Captain? Not only was I cheated at the game last night. Today. Yeah, I said, so, yeah, so I didn't walk off that fucking boat feeling more masculine than I walked on.

Yeah, I thought you were coming back with a pencil mustache with a new attitude. But then in the shower, it fucking washed off. So then I was like, oh, I got to fucking draw this on every day. Oh, I thought you're really growing one. Like, it's easier just to fucking draw one in. Penciled in. I see. Yeah, like eyebrows.

Right, right. Is it, though? Will it look real? I mean, for you guys, it might be hard, but, for me. I draw a little bit, so I'm drawing two lines on my faces. Oh, you've got to do is shave less, though, for a few weeks. Yeah, but you have to get a special kind of razor. I looked on, I did a YouTube video, how to maintain a pencil thin mustache. And I'm like, Jesus Christ.

There's no, it's no joke. It's like a fucking lifetime commitment. Well, get him to figure it out. Then you can come in here and get touch up every day. Oh, I saw that, uh, you know, bud, They had a couple of missteps with Dylan Mulvaney back in the day. Who turned about it? It worked out for him. Bud Light. Didn't it?

Didn't it come over really well? Oh, that's right. They wanted to lose $20 billion. But their brand suffered. There's no doubt about it. Yep. But it's back. Yeah?

Have you seen the commercial? Is you talking about the roses? Talking about Joderos. The man, they're depending on it, to bring back Bud Light. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's Shane. It's Shingles.

Yeah, Jay Gillis. But, yeah, Joe's in the commercial. Yeah, Jane's like a beer, Joe's like a beer. Oh, have you seen it? I haven't seen the commercial. Oh, okay. But I saw this guy with another guy who's all tatted up in a joke is that no one's allowed to drink beer in a real beer commercial. And so they do a countdown to when they could drink a beer, and then it goes black. Nice.

I don't know who the guy is. I think it's a musician, the way he's all tatted up. Oh, yeah. That he's with the comedian guy you're talking about, though. He's with DeRosa? No. Or Shoshang Gillis. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Okay, okay. They're like sitting in a driveway on beach chairs, and the joke is, did you know that you can't drink a beer at during a beer commercial? And then they're like, and they start to do a countdown. And then you got right before they take a drink, it goes to black. All right. All right. I haven't seen it.

Shane Gillis, what a turnaround, huh? Going from like, like, as you're like, oh, my God, I got on Saturday Night Live. Oh, my God. They kicked me off Saturday Night Live immediately. Oh, my God, everybody hates me. Yeah, everybody hates me. I'm a racist. Post Malone.

Is he a singer? Yeah. Yeah, he was on Q show. Yeah. He's got a lot of tats. Oh, yeah. Nice guy, too, I hear. Is that true?

One of the nicest guys I've met. Yeah. Yeah, in the industry. Super nice guy. I think I should go tat it? Yeah, I think so. My lid? No, why don't you just do like a sleeve?

Start. That's my plan. Then I got to get the shirt off. Yeah, just roll the sleeve up. Yeah, just roll the sleeve up. Yeah, just roll the sleeve of. Or go like Maxwell style. Cut all sleeves over your shirts

A sleeve is a big commitment If I just do something small behind the ear Like a heart But then nobody can see it Peace sign A pentagram Now all right Now you're talking

Yeah I wasn't going to put a heart Put a pentagram behind your ear It does why You can't even see it Like you don't What I'm talking about it As soon as I turn my head a certain way

They're like holy fuck No, I mean, you can't see it. Huh? You don't want to see your own tattoo? I don't need to see it. I know it's there. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I know. So you're getting it for other people, not for yourself. I get a little 666 maybe behind the other ear. I think you should definitely do this. Where Damien had his 666? Was that on a skull? That was on a skull. Yeah.

Somewhere. Okay, I'll get that too. I think it's a great idea. I think you should do it. I think you should absolutely do this. Is satanic imagery still, to me, it, it, has never lost its... I know.

It's... It's machoness. I think everything's cyclical. I think that, that, yeah, very soon will be in the... Back in the place where people are like, that guy's dangerous. He's got satanic imagery.

I think we're almost there. Upside down, cross. Yeah. Six-six. Six. Yeah, man, as old are you got, they're like, that guy used to be dangerous. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, let's see what we got here. You have to have the big kiss news. Big kiss news? Yeah, you don't have the kiss news on there? I don't have any kiss news. Although I feel like I did hear kiss news. A Trump nominated kiss.

Oh, yes, yes. For the Kennedy honors. I did hear that. Yeah, that's while you were away, right? Yeah, and Stallone is also being honored, is making the great. I don't know what the Kennedy honors are. Is that like a Hall of Fame of some sort? I think so, yeah.

Isn't it just like a culture? I don't really know, but isn't it just like you're important, like how they put you in, you know, they put movies in that, the registry for preservation, like they're saying like this is important to America. This is an important work. Yeah, maybe it's like that. So I think Kiss is making it. Like Library of Congress? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it's something like that.

Stallone. Hey, man. The weird one is fucking Gloria Gainer. And now I think, I may be wrong, but I think she only had one hit. I will survive. It's the only one I recall. I don't know. how you can't nominate a chick and I'm sure that's what it was you know there was no other

girls besides glory here you got to have a girl up there I would think I would think you could find somebody who has a more like the library's a little more impressive yeah library than just I will survive though still that was that is an iconic song though like that's uh that's an anthem yeah that's an anthem yeah it's kind of crazy that Stallone doesn't have it already if it isn't indeed the honor that we've just sort of decided it is. Now, listeners cannot stand when we talk Trump. They hate it. We're not talking Trump.

We're talking. Well, I do have to give, I, you know, I don't like to do this, but I heard following this announcement that Trump demanded that only the original lineup for Kiss show up that night like no of the replacement members are going to be there it's just peter ace jean and paul wow how do you feel about that i feel like biden couldn't pull that off like biden couldn't bring kiss back together the original lineup back together i mean i don't think biden could wipe his ass at the end i don't know they're getting kissed but even but even at the beginning of his term i don't know if he had the mojo to bring kiss the original

lineup back together they were they hate each other so is this happening like you know this is happening yeah the original lineup is going to be there and trump said that if you know either the original lineup or no nomination i heard and kiss and they're showing up kiss was like all right we'll bring the original lineup huh that's that's big that's like that's like that's like bringing peace to the middle east i would guess on a certain level like a smaller level but still i mean with Gene's ego, I'm surprised that he would let anybody tell him, like, what's what. Right. So it takes a bigger ego.

Do you think, though, it's the sign of being accepted by, quote, unquote, the man, and it's not rock and roll to get this kind of a word, though? It kind of undercuts everything about rebellion and rock to be recognized by the man. Well, they're old, so, you know, I think you could give it to them. But also, like, you nailed it. Like, people hate Trump. So what's fucking thumb in your nose more than taking this award off the president that people are all? The ultimate rebellion? Yeah.

They're like, oh, your panties are all in a fucking wad about this guy. We'll go accept the award from them. In that, like. Yeah. In your face. But I feel like once you get these. It's like getting knighted by the queen like McCartney or Elton John. I feel like it kind of takes away your rock and roll cred when you get accepted by the snooty royalty and fucking the president of the United States.

Because in 1976, when Kiss was on top of the world, I don't think Jimmy Carter was in president or was a 40th. In the 70s, Ford in, well, in 76. they were on top of the world. 76, that would have been Carter. When they were like the most dangerous thing on the planet. Yeah, I believe it would have been Carter. Spinning blood and breathe and fire. They wouldn't get nominated for this.

No. No, not a chance. But now. Well, because everybody, like, even your mom, goes, oh, yeah, a kiss. I know kiss. Yeah. Yeah, it's the longevity of it that they have now

and the fact that they're not dangerous anymore. Right, but I think that's what makes, if you want to get that dangerous. aura back you think they want to get that dangerous or her back I would you think he wants to sell more fucking bullshit

with a trace on it I don't know but yeah I was shocked that they would get tabbed for this honor though

yeah you don't feel that way about Salone Sloan it's like I think Stalin has a lot to consider too about accepting it. Why? Like, what do you mean? Because once you go up there and you got to hear,

and Trump is going to be emceeing it, I heard. Is he? Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's what I heard. I read. I didn't hear. I read that he's going to be hosting it. Really? I feel that you're going to have to go up there and glad hand him. And you're going to, just like with our audience is, you know, half, seemingly he sounds like more than half despise him. So if we say anything, even remotely, even if it's just in passing, if there's not even, it's not flattery or taking him down. It's just even the mention, like really. People have to fucking relax a little.

Is there furious? Yeah. It's not good for you, man. It's not like he's the president. That's just the way it is. It's not good for you to get furious at us. Just mentioning his name. Because we mention him in passing.

Yeah, like, even I'm not that angry. Come down. Jesus. Conversely, you guys could just ignore them and not worry about it at all. But that's our listenership. I want the listenership to enjoy every second of TSD. Like every fucking millisecond, every half second is pleasurable. It's a roundabout way saying don't get him a mic anymore.

Like Stalin has to worry about, though, having to be given a blow job. by the president, right, on stage, like, because he's going to fucking, he's going to say how great Stallone is. And then, you know, Sloan's got to be like he's got to go up and shake his hand. He's got to make some comments about how, what an honor it is. And thank you, President Trump. And this kind of upsets a portion of his fan base because they want probably, they would prefer his fan base that hates Trump would prefer he decline and be like, you know what? If Trump is offering to me he could stick it where the sun don't shine right yeah but you think you think Stallone has more of those people in his audience do you think Stallone gives a fuck he's like I'm

rocky he's like I give a fuck what you say yeah like what the fuck do you think I care what you think you think they don't there's not um thought put into I don't think Rocky gives a fuck whatsoever rocky Balboa but we're talking about Stallone I don't think Stallone care What could anybody do to him? Well, they could not go out and see and support his next project. Because he's on a hit show, fucking, he's on Tulsa King. They can be like the producers and be like, you know what, Rock? You can't go.

We went and accepted that award. You know, we're writing you out or you're being recast. You can't live your life going around being like, people might be mad at me for this. You just can't, man. Because, yes, people are going to be mad about it. Some people will be mad. Some people will never watch Tulsa King again. As long as he could make, it's all.

fucking it's all skin as long as he can make anybody a dime the Hollywood will be like let's do it rock like there's just the way it is like they could say anything they want to say but that's not true though there's some people that have said some things that were making money for Hollywood and they and they became you know persona non grotto who um what's her name gina carano from the star do you meet the woman who just fucking settled the lawsuit with disney got paid off and they said we're going to look for opportunities to work with I mean, you know, that shit happened to her in the fucking hottest of the fever of the fucking that grip this nation. I don't know.

I do think, though, that artists have to be more calculating, have to take into consideration. The world we live in. Sure. About what awards they accept and who they want glossing their polishing their knobs. Because if you get polished, if your knob is only being polished by one side, then you're losing half the country then. You might be underestimating the ego and narcissism. That's rampant in that fucking industry. That's like an award?

Yes. Polish knob? Yes. I don't know, though. It was impressive, though, that they demanded the original lineup and kiss caved. Kiss caved. Kiss caved. Yeah.

Is there anybody else who could get them to do that? An amount of money, maybe? I don't even think there's money involved in this. I mean, maybe they'll, maybe they're back in the limelight for a night or two, and you'll see an uptick on purchases of their music online for a day or two, but by the following week, you know, it'll be right back to normal interest levels of kiss, which are at this point not too high, you know, nobody really refers to them as a current band anymore, I don't believe. Yeah, like if you ask the average person that's kiss still together, they wouldn't know. all right even I wouldn't know because they're not torn anymore right

you should know because you're fucking on a kiss pod I was on a kiss pod yeah but I can't remember if they're still together or not at the end they did the last show you know yeah supposedly the last show yeah but they're supposed to do something special for this Kennedy honors thing they might they'll get together for one night those four I think they might

perform a song I think Trump you know and again don't hate me but if anybody can maybe don't hate me for mentioning the president of the United States yeah It's somehow our fault. But if the guy, if there's one guy that can make Kiss perform a song with the OG lineup,

so far, I mean, it looks like he's gotten them together now to agree to come. Yeah. Is it that crazy to think they're not going to perform a song together? He's going to get that noble peace prize, man. He's going to get it just for the kiss thing. Or an honorary Grammy. Or give a school himself. Hillary Clinton said that if

that if he was able to bring Russia and Ukraine together if he was able to end that war, that she would nominate him for the award. Wow. You know who Biden nominated when he was in office to the Kennedy honors? You know what band? Yeah, who? The Grateful Dead. Jesus Christ.

What lameo. It's another very popular multi-fucking decade-spanning band. Q, correct me if I'm wrong. Did Jerry Garcia ever spit fire? I don't think he did. Did he ever spit blood?

Did a lot of drugs? He might have spit blood at one point. Did he ever prance around in snake boots? I mean, possible? No, I think you'll go. I think he'll find he did not. I think he wore a fucking tie-died t-shirt with a fucking beer belly. And with an unkempt beard that made get him fucking snicker.

Yeah. He got laid a lot, though, man. Gene? More than Gene. probably more than you know fucking way doesn't jean been married for like jean has had 70k what does that mean 70k fucking bed count who who said that jean yes yeah there's nothing on Oprah that's been untrue yeah all right well there you go I guess um I don't you know I'm not saying Jerry didn't but come on though if you're talking about like like hobhead hippie chicks

like fucking following around the nation for decades. P.U. Yeah, still, though. Even if it stunk. PU and fucking armpit hair. Kiss fans are fucking known for their. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

The fucking big, all that fucking hairspray and the spandex white pants. All right. You're selling me. You're selling me. I would think, I mean, if I had to. Big ass jingling. You know, no dead head. get fit in fucking spandex pants.

That's not true. Don't get them. They're all those like hot hippie chicks. There's real thin hippie chicks. They're wearing fucking tied-eyed sundresses to fucking not. Easy for Jerry to get right off. To make sure you can't see any outline of a fucking figure. I don't know about that, man.

At least that's what I saw when I went to the great little bit. Deadhead wear. Oh my God, you're not wrong. Well, Gino's pulling up pictures on Facebook of Deadhead Women and, you know what? But, I mean, if you were to pick up chicks up, like, kiss fans. Kiss fans from, uh, pull up 70s kiss fans. Well, then pull up 70s fucking weird, not fans in their 70s. Oh, they even got the makeup on it.

Gene fucking bedded chair. Diana Ross. Who told you that? I saw the pictures. What pictures? Gene said this. dates all right let me see I had the fuck I ripped out the pictures out of 16 magazine

and put them on my wall I'm jean on a date with Diana Ross let me see I want to see this picture I believe you I want to see he's doing it right now it's not that I don't believe you I just want to see it for myself so I can understand yeah covering his face Diana Ross

because he's fucking smiling because he just got a fucking he just got a crack at fucking Diana all right she is fucking beautiful she's beautiful maybe not in that photo but generally she's beautiful then share and then Shannon Tweed share man I mean Shannon Tweed absolutely 100% you're you're you're not impressed with share of go of course I am all right I mean share is one of the all time greatest bodies on that I ever walked the stage I would say no greatest hair whoa really you don't think

I've always I've always this is interesting because I've always like I don't get I don't get share because her body is literally like, I have more curves than fucking... Kew likes Colin Reedy. Let me see this. She is so skinny. She has no curves whatsoever. Share.

Yeah, that doesn't mean that. If I can turn back time. But there's different flavors a lot. Turn back time. Well, turn back time, first of all, she looks fucking awesome. But two, she's also, I wonder how old than that. But she never really had any kind of

curvaceous, dangerous curves. And she was kind of a plank. Do you remember? I know you do. That doesn't look like a blank. She's pretty. Yeah, she's very pretty, but... Dude, show her on the Sunny and Cher show when she was wearing in the same.

Yeah. Beautiful. But the body, though, it's because you got butterbody. She does not have butter body. Her stomach was, like, famous for being one of the fucking... It's completely flat, but so is the backside, too, though. I disagree with her. She looks good in that picture of sunny right there.

She does, but... She does, but... What? But what? You just don't like that flavor. It doesn't mean that it's not hot. She's got a nice little butt there. What are you talking about?

There's a picture with Don Knots. You could transpose each head over on either body, and I wouldn't have to tell you which was the right body. I couldn't disagree more than that. She's beautiful. She is absolutely gorgeous. I think a body's fantastic, yeah. Okay.

But look, I get Shannon. But look, Shannon Tweed is, you know, a fucking whole different category. Look at that one right there, man. The butt? The one on the left there with the tattoos. That looks great. I think that's a fake butt right there. Oh, come on, man.

You can't just make every accusation of whatever you think at the moment. Like, it's a great look at ass. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We, um, this would have been in the late 80s, early 90s. We went over to the PNC Center with the rec kids one time. Okay. And it was like a variety show almost.

Oh, that's right. And it was a share impersonator there dressed. It was dressed like that, right? Dude. Yeah, it was a dude. It was a drag queen. Just to share it. And everybody, before they realized, like, oh, look how hot she is.

Yeah, we had not been exposed to the world of fucking drag queens in the late 80s. So everybody was, like, got their tongue, you know, picking it up off the floor. And then all of a sudden, he pulls a wig off and we're like, oh, my God. You're gay. You're all gay. It's like a circular firing squad. Gay, gay. Gang, gay.

Yeah, but I... No, Shannon Tweed in her prime was... Can you pull any of your strings maybe to get us to go to the Kennedy honors and maybe see Kiss together? Because you didn't take me... The last time I got to see Kiss, you took Sunday. Sunday, yeah. So I could maybe be a plus one. I'll see what I could do.

I'll see what I'll make some calls. Okay. I like how you say us and then it's a plus one. Oh, man. Man, Shannon Tweed, dude. She's very pretty lady. Yeah, she sure was. She's still alive.

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It's like a nitroglycerin thing. Yeah. Who's the fart guy now? Yeah. I don't know. So we have some sports stuff, Q. Sports. We got the new Vikings cheerleaders.

I'll let you guys decide what we talk about. Okay. The kid who was tackled by Padre's security. Padre security tackled the kid. Yeah. Or the new college, I think football player who spells his name, K-N-I-G-G-A. Have you seen this guy? I think it's Kanika.

Let's hear that. You want to hear about Knie-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-A? Yeah. Oh, I was going to say the, I want to see the cheerleaders. The male cheerleaders? Oh, I didn't know it was a male cheerleader. Gotcha. Oh, boy.

It's just like that fucking share concert all over again. Oh, Lord Almighty. Who's doing this? The Vikings. The Vikings, yeah. Who asked for it? Nobody. Oh, okay.

But there's a history, though, of male cheerleaders. There is, but they don't act as femme as these guys do. Like, these guys are acting like females out on the cheerleading. How does someone act like? a female cheerleader. Well, you should know. When they're all jumping around doing their stunts and stuff, who's to say this one is more feminine than another one?

Yeah, as soon as we see it, you'll. There's no way. When you're, like, jumping around and catching people, you can't have, you've got to be fucking ripped. How are football fans handling this? Pretty good backflip. You can't do backflips in a feminine way. Oh, boy.

that's... Oh, come on. That's rough to watch. This is why your masculinity is taking a hit because you think this is the kind of shit that's masculine. Because it takes a lot of fucking body strength to do what this guy's doing. This dude is in fucking a hundred times better shape than I've ever been in my entire life, okay? That much I agree to. Yes.

That doesn't mean he ain't prancing around on the field looking feminine. And Vikings fans don't like it, evidently. Oh, I don't... Oh, you think these guys like it. I don't see why. You think your average NFL guy. I'm telling you. year right now.

As long as the Vikings have a winning record to make the playoffs, the Viking fans don't give a fuck about this. How are the Vikings? Are they good? They were good last year. Were they? Yeah. They were a playoff team.

They got bounced in the first round. I mean, it's everywhere. Vikings face back. They're doing the same exact moves as the female cheerleaders. Right. Or they're just doing cheerleading moves, not male or female. Well, no, I didn't say that the moves were male or female. I'm saying they're doing the same moves as a female.

female cheerleaders. Same exact moves. But that's what, if you've ever seen male cheerleaders at high school. Come on. This is what a cheerleading mean? How do you do a masculine move chairleaders? Male cheerleaders are normally the guys that pick up the smaller cheerleaders and like toss them around and stuff.

That guy's not fucking picking up anybody. That guy's like fucking 90 pounds. The more I watch this, the more on board I am because this is going to fucking drive people insane. It really is. Yeah. Oh, I'm all for it.

Oh, do they sell t-shirts with this guy on it? Because I want one. They're really focusing on him. There's two new guys, but they're just focused on that guy for some reason. Oh, my God. You will find if you did any investigation of male cheerleading in the sport, you'll find that there have been male cheerleaders since the 50s. Yeah, I know. I'm not denying male cheerleaders.

Not at all. Why does this one upset you then? I'm not upset. Well, you brought it to the table. You want to talk about it. Yeah, because they're facing. and backlash, and it's two guys on an all-women's team. Why should there be, why there have to be a certain?

Why are they got to give them a lot? I'm not saying there shouldn't be. Look at the fucking guy. Come on, he's in a dress with pom-poms. You're telling me, that's those fucking male cheerleader. Go back, get him, go back. Shorts or squirts. I think there's scorts, which is okay.

Look at that. Oh, I'm loving this. I don't give a fuck. I don't care about football or marriage to bail cheerleading. I'm just saying that is fake outrage, though. What, I'm fake outraged? No. Oh, this is fake outrage.

Yeah, the social media. I don't know about that. I guarantee you Minnesota Viking fans do not care about this. If they go and win the Super Bowl this year, they will never allow them to not have male cheerleaders. Yeah, because they're a bunch of superstitious fools. Wow. Or open-minded. How is being like, we need the gay guys.

Otherwise, we'll lose. How is that not being superstitious? This is You don't know Why are you jumping to the conclusion If that guy is straight I will lose enough weight To suck my own dick

If you can prove that guy is fucking straight He's got eye makeup on a lipstick He's got makeup on He's wearing the dress You've been accused of having eyeliner That's right That's true right Yeah maybe Q should be a cheerleader

This guy Well I guess the difference is that I don't That would be the difference That's just the accusation Yeah I wish the Lions had a male cheerleader I'm really torn on this one Do the Lions have a male cheerleader?

I don't want to see guys moving like this I just don't want to see guys moving like this Oh boy Please tell me the Lions have one Or more than one And yet the Devils had to get rid of the devil's dancers They didn't have to get rid of them They're just so cheap

Do they just add nothing though? And they don't want to be bothered hiring anybody to train them or to do the choreography. The devils are just so cheap. I see. I see. I mean, these look like cheerleaders. But that's the Detroit Lions. And I don't see any dudes anywhere, which has got to change.

I agree. I'm with the one. I'm on board. Because. You guys are what's wrong with this country. No, I want to say at this point, I want to see the world burn. Yeah. I'm ready.

I'm ready for it all. Bring them. Oh, I want to see the world burn at this point. Oh, this is fantastic. So these poor cheerleaders for the lions, though, they have to risk injury because when they jump around and get caught, they are only caught by girls. What are you saying?

When we can't catch? Yeah, that girl's fucking ripped, man. Well, they can, but if I'm 60 feet in the air doing my tumbles, and I know I'm to pest. You're 60 feet building up. You're falling off a fucking. And I got to rely on somebody to catch me, or I'll hit it. You don't think a woman can handle it.

Well, I... Is that what you're prepared to say? At the risk of sounding like a barbarian, I'd rather have a guy at the ready to catch me when I land so I don't turn into a paraplegious. Sure. Okay. And that could be, I hope I don't get face backlash for that. Back guy. Is it that guy you want catching you?

I think he's capable of catching. You think so? Yeah. I don't think so. I think you catch me and then spin me around and... Yeah, I bet. Lay you down in the sand. Yeah, I know.

Kiss you as the way it stretched over you. Yeah, a special cheer for you. Oh, I love it. Wow. Who... When you go see a show, though, a Broadway show and you see these dancers, these male dancers, are you like, this is upsetting or... No.

But like, so, yeah, why is it, why is the fact that it's in a football setting? Why does that change things? You keep mistaking. I'm upset enough to want to bring it to the table, though. No, not, I wasn't upset at all. I just, I saw the upset about it. Okay. And I was like, all right, well, here's.

Okay, but if, why do those people then not feel the same way in a non-football setting? Because you're on the dancing, the dancing boys' turf when you go to Broadway. You go to football. like that's not traditionally where dancing boys are I just think like you know you're allowed to be like hey man this previously has not been dancing boy this wasn't the way it always was now it's this way and some people might not like it's just the way it is like you don't maybe some guys don't want to see other guys dancing around like that even Q here was sitting here saying he's getting uncomfortable watching it I didn't say I'm uncomfortable I meant horny But the more, yeah, now you're talking. But, I mean, the more I watch it and the more I know it's going to upset people, I love it. I love it. I'm all for it.

The poor guy is probably taking it on the chin, huh? Yeah. He's probably getting it pretty hard right now. Makes you wonder if he'll be able to withstand the onslaught of... If he doesn't go on social media and he doesn't read all the negative shit about him, he should be... Look how young he is, though. You don't think... I think he's probably on social media.

I mean, you know, searching out. out stuff, you know, searching out stuff about him. He's got cowboy boots on in that picture. Yeah, it looks manly. Shorts, yeah, but booty shorts and cowboy boots again. If those are booty shorts, those are not booty shorts. Okay. They're just shorts.

Okay. I'll say this much. I wish I had this fucking physique. Oh, you got to start dancing around. You got to be a dancing boy. I mean, you know, you don't want to. It's not the good. This guy's like living out his dream, you know?

I heard the cheerleaders make almost nothing, though. And they have strict, strict regulations that they have to follow to maintain their team status. Yeah, like any time you see a cheerleader do something a little untoward, they're off the team. Yeah, they're no tattoos either. Oh, really? Noticed. Yeah, I didn't notice that. Wow, look at this guy.

There you go. Get him. There's a horse in the picture. He's hanging out. I mean, the guy's fucking. I mean, this is gay bait. I mean, come on. Yeah.

You know. But again, I'm like, God, this fucking guy's in shape. I know, man. He really is. Fuck, look at that physique, Brian. I know. How do you do it? Let's go to a couple of Vikings games is what I'm saying.

Oh, it looked like he had a 97 tattooed on him, so he's probably... He does have a tat, huh? Yeah. I guess that, like, look, what you're talking about is it's probably covered during the... I bet you the girls are allowed to have tattoos as long as they can't see them under whatever the outfits they have to wear. But if you notice, they don't have anything in their arms. Or their legs. He's got one on his wrist right.

Oh, yeah. All right. Hey, man. Look, I don't want to get in the way of this guy's dream. You know, Sinatra said it. Who would? Why would you get your kick stomping on the dream? If the Vikings get off to like 11 and 0 start, you will see every loud-mouthed.

They're like, thank God for those guys. All of a sudden be like. so happy and so accepting of the male traitors. They will. They will fall of love and they will Okay, now what if it's flip flop? And they go, oh,

oh, 11, yeah. Yeah, that guy better go into hiding. It's his fault, right? It's his fault. That guy better get into the witness protection service of the government because yeah, he's going to take the blame for all the woes of the Vikings.

Wow. I wish him the best of luck. Good for them. Good for them. Get on them. Get on them, man. If Viking fans don't like it, well, they could just fuck off.

And not watch it anymore. Yeah. He's pretty good. I got to say, he's got the moves. I mean, it's fucking talented play here. That looks exactly what I saw on Saturday Night Fever, though, these kind of moves. Oh, yeah, those kind of dance moves.

Yeah, but this I'm saying, dancing boys, they belong on Broadway. You can't go to Broadway and get upset. Nah. Right, but that's what may be what has to change, though, in football and in sports. That's interesting. Why? Why is it out to change? Because as a society, we have to grow and continue to grow and continue to push down old, archaic mindsets.

Well, that's interesting. Let me follow you on that one. I wish I didn't have two more fucking ads because I'd say, tell him, Steve, do you so fucking fast. I'm curious, like, who gets to decide which archaic mindsets are the ones that go? So Monty talks then. So you want to get out of the conversation, this uncomfortable position I've put you in,

you're between a rock and a hard place right now. I want to get out of your bullshit. And you want to escape and run to your car and drive away as fast as you can. Turn up my radio, so I don't have to fucking think about it. Put on some kiss. Yeah. But these ads, you know, you can't, that is not very principled, Brian Johnson. When the fuck have you known me to be principled?

That's on you. Oh, you know what? I was thinking this is a blue chew ad and the fifth year anniversary. Yeah. Wood. Whoa. Yeah. Boyer, y'alloy.

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Jack could climb his own stock on one of these beans. Whoa, wow. Oh, you shouldn't. fucking bring children's fairy tales into a fucking sex. It's all about death. But you know what I'm saying? You know, but like, you know, like, it's not you. This is the ad copy.

They sent you that. Right. You didn't make that up, right? I didn't make that up, man. Let's make sure we distance ourself. Should I complain in your behalf? This is our song. You should not be putting children's fairy tales into a fucking, a sexualized, you know, lens.

That's weird. I mean, are you trying to lose this Bluetooth? They're like the one sponsor we've had. Them and the Yundis are like... Yeah, like, why are you trying to... All we have to do is just not say fucking fairy tales that are fucking... I'm going to bring back Hansel and Gretel. I'm going to bring back all kinds of shit next week.

I popped a blue show and now the TSA calls me sir before every pat down. Because you can see that. Wait, what? I don't know about that one, though. Before you get on a plane, you pop a boner pill? I guess, yeah. And you, obviously, you get aroused when someone's patting you down. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, hello, sir. I don't think that's what they'd be saying. Yeah, I don't think they would be impressed by. They'd be aghast. And they have, like, you know, I mean, they don't let, like, a woman pat you down. No. Add some mast to the main mast. That's good. Okay. My meat telescope saw God and winked. I like that. So God and winked. I took blue chew and now my reflection and won't make eye contact.

Okay. I'm not getting that one. I don't understand that one. It's not sex anymore. It's a superhero origin story. The girthinator rises coming near you. I like that. I like that one, too. Last time I took what I sneezed and knocked over a bookshelf.

That sounds rather random. And the last one, my junk dropped a mixtape. It's just one base note for 37 minutes and it slaps. Yeah. Nice. Boom, boom, boom. That's what we're talking about right there for the show. Guys, this isn't just about performance.

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Does your, is your wife in any group chats, Walt? About regarding regarding your sex life. No. I don't think Mary Beth is either. Give her group chat something to talk about. You know when you lay it down, they're talking about

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How are they allowed to still be called the Vikings I thought we were doing away with that I don't think Vikings have the stigma of let's say The Redskins kids I don't think it has the same. Yeah, but it's still, I agree.

Context is way different. Well, that's interesting. Because you would think that stealing from another culture to name one of your teams after them would be frowned upon. I don't think a Viking is a, is a derogatory term to the people of, where were they from Norway? Yeah, but still, I mean, it's still, it's still kind of a cultural appropriation, no? image it's a one of they had honor and valor Vikings

a Vikings funeral they worshipped heroes I see very manly culture very masculine culture okay all right these chiliers are making more sense to me now yeah Redskins I don't know I don't know if any of that

when you hear that word I don't think of anything other than something ugly and why don't they get like like Indian are ugly no the word is ugly Like the Cleveland Indians. Not, I don't know. To be, just the word Indian is fine.

I don't know why they had had to get rid of the team name. I understand the mascot because it was a character. It was like a, it was a very offensive cartoon of an Indian. Yeah, yeah. I remember you were being offended by that. But the Indian name, I would, I could have lived with a, if they kept that. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why they had to get rid of that, but.

I look how they like the Guardians. I think it's kind of a cool. The Guardians. Yeah, it's fine. And we got to watch the commanders now instead of the Redskins. You know what would be cool is, I'm telling you, the Vikings hired more male cheerleaders, but then they hired, like, pro wrestler guys. And, like, they were just in the background just beating the shit out of each other,

like Vikings while the girls were flipping around. I do think they do have a guy who dresses as a Viking that struts around on the sideline, but they get in the pelts and everything. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do think they do have it. It's big giant horns and a shield, a big long beard. Oh, there he is. Is that him?

Yeah, they do have... Oh, fuck yeah, man. Yeah, so... Looks like the guy from January 6th. If you... Oh, the shaman? What was that guy's name? Yeah, the shaman guy?

But so if you're... Yeah. If you don't want to look at the male cheerleader, you can just focus your eyes on that Viking then and... Something for everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Or the girls.

I don't know which one you're going to, you know, maybe the girls. I would like to ask them if they mind if you look at them first. I don't want to just... I wouldn't want to just look at them. my gaze upon them that sounds like with permission though I have to get permission yeah so rang what's his name rangar ragnar Ragnar Ragnar Ragnar the Viking as I mean you're over shooting you shot them bro well they told them now can't they just get somebody else to dress like that I would do it for 10,000 yeah right I got the beard I can

wear that hat I got sure fucking could I got to grow my hair out though he's got long hair like A real Viking. Oh, I could get some, I could get some. Oh, yeah, like how those hats, like, have the hair. The mullet or the dreads. Right on. This is all great. Everything's going great.

Then you fucking, you take that motorcycle light on the field. You lose control. You fucking run over. Yeah, one of the male cheerleaders. They're like, homophone. Oh, man. I'm not going to read prize picks because it has absolutely no information on the You're not going to read it.

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Did you see weapons? Did not. Good? I liked it quite a bit. Yeah? Yeah. I almost went to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre the anniversary. Oh, was it the original?

They put back down. I thought that's what it was. I almost went. And then I called beforehand and I was like, because I wanted to know if it was a DVD or a print. And it turns out that it's a documentary. It was a documentary about Texas Chainsawmasker to get a sneak peek. And I'm like, I think a lot of people are going to be fooled by this. Yeah, maybe.

Because the way it read was that it was the movie. And that it said one little part in the fine print like sneak peek at a at the documentary coming up. That'd be cool. That or the one with Jessica Beale? I'd like to watch that one. I love the one with Jessica Beal. I think it's really good. Yeah, it's a cool one.

Alien Earth. You guys check that out. I have. What do you think? I like it. I like it, man. I've seen some complaints where there. like they're ignoring the canon of alien verse or they're totally ignoring alien verse predator

and ignoring some of the canon from covenant people are complaining about these things yes to which like i watched both episodes and i didn't notice oh yeah like i guess i'm not as steeped in like the alien lore as uh i like i watched a third episode last night oh have you even heard of this yeah i heard of it yeah it's it's pretty good it's like it's good timothy oliphant as like the oh that weird sin yeah love it well What's the premise, aliens? A spacecraft. We won't say anything spoilery.

This is all in the commercial, but if you don't want to hear this, like a spaceship crashes on Earth, and it's got specimens on it. And they start going a little fucking wild on Earth. They start getting loose on Earth. Yeah, yeah. This is the first time Earth has been exposed to aliens? No, an Alien vs. Predator, they were like in a pyramid under the ice caps or something like that. I think in Covenant, I think it was Covenant. They also stopped by Earth briefly.

Yeah, but those were the engineers. The engineer, yeah. Yeah, yeah, not the xenomorphs, but I just don't like the kids, like that the adults are acting like kids. After a while, I'm like, Jesus Christ, man, can we stop acting like kids? But I think it's very good. It looks great. And the fucking aliens are some cool aliens. It looks like it has a pretty big budget.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I haven't been watching any current TV. Still doing friends. Oh, that's a good one of the episode. So I'd stick with it, huh? Yeah. I think you might like it, Brian.

Really? Really? Like, like, gay jokes. Really? All day innuendos and like the Chandler and Joe, Joey are always being confused as a gay couple. Really? It's like right up your alley. You like that stuff.

Go on. Does anybody mean to them? They're always being mistaken as a gay couple. Right. And they don't like it? Well, they don't. They're just kind of like, they kind of feel like Charlie Brown in the moment where they don't get mad about it. They're kind of like, like, why do people keep mistaken this as a gay couple?

Because they're walking around with a baby. Yeah. And everybody in New York thinks that they're a couple. Okay. I mean, it's the 90s. You're not going to get your fucking Chris Rock gay jokes. Right. When you're thinking you're going to get like raw fucking Andrew Dice Clay level.

Network television. Yeah, I realize that. So I don't want to paint a picture that you're like. Hickory, dickory. That's what I'm looking for. You know. This is much more a playful, warm, kind of a wink at the gay community jokes, you know. And it's just, it's just endearing.

It's hardwarming. Yeah. All right. Wow. South Park's been on fire this fucking season, man. South Park, I've seen the first. It's only been two. It's too mean-spirited for me.

South Park? Oh, it's so fucking good. Well, if you hate Trump and you hate Christine Nome or whatever. Yeah, this is the show for you. Yeah, they're going after a puppy. I'm just tired of being reminded about the state of the world, though. The politics of it all. Like, Friends feels like an escape from real world shit.

And you go and watch South Park. I'm like, oh, yeah, everybody hates everybody else. That's right. Ha, ha, ha. Walt's review for South Park. Fair enough. The show he hasn't even watched. But you like it.

you i think it's great this season yeah i think it's been great for a while i think it's been all the pandemic stuff i like the the the i rewatched the pandavas episode where um like cartman switches over with a black female version of himself in a universe and uh i was reminded how much i like the black female version of cartman yeah she was great because it's exactly carc yeah like there's no changes at all she's just a scumbagged like they really nailed it it was so well done i hope they bring those characters back actually which i i can't tell is that the point of the episode like I don't know but it was so fucking good I kind of miss those those female versions of I was had a lot of respect for Southwork even though I didn't

watch it because they they took on Muhammad and everything yeah even though in the at the risk of their own heads yeah Scientology too yeah well I mean not the same thing in my opinion no more got to take a lot more ball yeah you're right about that tell him Steve Dave Thank you.