Tell Em Steve-Dave - #650: Vote Teddy

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

Going over the falls in a barrel, Oasis, Coldplay, ticket prices, Socks defies death, Jaws 50th, Korn guy, Bry is burned by Sonic…again! Teddy's entry form: https://www.jerseystopdogs.com/?entry=2764

I know some people who are addicted to fame. Yeah? Yeah. Who you talking about? Mink Chen? That's so weird that you both said that. I think Marybeth took a picture of every single fucking butterfly. Then, of course, the internet is there.

Like, always keep me in check, which I love. Tell them, Steve, Dave. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve. Dave, right out of the gate, apologies for no show last week, but I got a guy following Oasis

around the country and another guy on the puppy pageant circuit. So I don't know what to do. Well, Oasis played New Jersey. Oh, you were in New Jersey? I don't know what you're talking about.

I just saw him in Florida. No, no, no, I was, why wasn't there show this week? I caught blame online.

Did you? Yeah, people are like, it has to be this guy. Oh, probably because I blamed you guys. Oh. Yeah.

But I don't remember being responsible for their not being a, show. Was I? It was around, wasn't I? You were around. I think Walt couldn't do Thursday. Walt had an appointment Thursday. So it's Walt's falling. I didn't get back until Wednesday from Niagara. You're doing an awful lot

of fucking finger point for a guy that was in Niagara. Got stopped at the border. Uh-oh. Yeah. They're pretty tough up there. Is that it? Yeah. When I've gone over. I felt like a little bit, I took it personally a little bit. Why? Because I'm like, I had all

answers. I had all my, my, I had my, my, um, passport and everything ready to go. Yeah. Answer all the questions. And then she's like, okay, just go over there, you know, like to the side. Yeah. And, um, so we pull over to the side and they're like, okay, we got to go through the car. And boy, did they go through that car. They really looked at everything. I've had that experience, yeah. Yeah, me too. And, uh, did they find a volcano? Did you leave it home? I left the volcano home. Good, good, good. How I were I inadvertently. had a safe with me like my this gun safe had been in my parents

house for years and just recently they're like hey can you do you want this can you take this so I was like sure I'll just take it now I don't know where the key is so I should have just fucking chucked it in recycling how big is it? It's about the size of a gun safe you know like I would say 12 inches

okay so it just holds like a gun just holds a gun yeah and he's like well where's the key to this because he found it in the trunk yeah and I said I don't have the key oh boy that's really suspicious yeah it is and he goes you don't have the key i was like no i don't carry the key around with me i was like it's just i mean and it wasn't like it was the only thing in the trunk like the rest of my car is pretty clean but it's empty was it clearly

empty no you know but he doesn't know it's empty no he looks it up and it doesn't weigh anything i shook i shook it up pretty good and and i was like you said you can't hear anything i was like if you want to you could just throw it away right he goes well we can't do that he goes like we got to see what's inside so an hour later They got a locksmith? No. An hour later they finally come down. They're like, we don't want to mess around with this anymore.

We're just going to send you back to America. And I was like, what do you mean? Send me back to America. And they're like, well, you go back to America. Throw it out. Throw it out there. And then come on back. But going across to America, I had to tell them why.

Why I was coming back so quickly? Because I was back within an hour, you know? So I'm like, well, here's the deal. And the guy's like, all right. Were you on comic bookmen? Yes. Great. I was like, as a matter of fact.

So I got the comic bookman treatment a little bit. They put me to the side. And they did ask me, like, what do you do for a living? Like once, not that guy, but a different guy. Didn't it panic? No. No. I thought a Walt flatt again.

I was like, I'm a pimp. No, I just said, I'm in video production. And he goes, okay. Nice. And that was it. So next time you're up in Canada, Walt, video production, that's the answer. They take that as an answer up there. The first time we went to Canada.

Can I just ask this question? Sure. Once you get through the American side, right. Can't you literally just have the safe in hand and just throw it right out the window and then just make a quick Ui and get back in line to get back into Canada?

That's exactly what. Oh, no. Let's throw it on the side of the road and then if it's there on your way back, right, if it's not. Oh, like throwing out of them. Yeah. I hadn't considered that.

I just chuck him on doing like 30. Yeah. You are going over water and stuff. So, yeah, I should have just chucked it right in the water. But now he, uh, we, the first time we were, we went over the border. It was like maybe 15 minutes, but by the time we got back around, it was like another hour. Yeah, like all the cars had lined up by that point. So, that's a story. Why were you in Canada? Did I know this? Uh, anniversary. Oh, you went up there? Yeah, we went up there for the

anniversary because we weren't sure where we were going to go. And then we were just like, let's go to Niagara on the Canadian side. Oh, nice. Is it still like, um, kitchy over there? Very kitchy. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. You were there recently, right?

Well, a couple years ago. Yeah, so you know. Yeah, nothing's really changed. I don't think they're ever getting rid of that aspect of it. Good. Did you go in the sea of the mists? We didn't. No.

No, I've been out of before, so. That's the most romantic part of Niagara Falls, though. Is it? Did you go up to the top of the fucking needle? Didn't go to the top of the needle. Oh, shit. What did you do? What did you do?

We went to a butterfly conservatory. You'll appreciate that. I'm a big fan of that. Although I got to say, like, I wasn't, like, crazy about the idea of going. But I'm like, all right. You know what, Q said the one in Key West was pretty cool. So I'll give this one a shot. I think Marybeth took a picture of every single fucking butterfly in that place.

We were there for so long. See, I didn't go into the butterfly conservatory when my family went in because I was told that if a butterfly lands on you, even on your face, you can't do anything about it. You just have to let it sit there. And I'm like, fuck that. I will fucking destroy that thing If it lands on me Like it's a fucking rabies Ravis and getting your own face

Trying to get it This is a butterfly, man I would go fucking ape shit I would go like yeah There was a girl who spaz There was a girl there who pretty much was that She um Little Asian girl

She's probably like maybe six Five or six You would have thought She was looking into the eyes of Satan himself with all these butterflies around her, screaming at the top of her lungs. And I'm like, why don't you take her out of here? Like, she was terrified. Yeah.

She was terrified, man. You don't do that. If kids have a hang up about bugs, you know, don't bring him into a place for those five billion bugs. Yeah, maybe I'll do that. Yeah, not a great idea. That's why, you know, that's why if I was left behind her, like, he's got a thing about bugs, we can't bring him in. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so I just.

Mm-hmm. That's not bad. Sat on the out, sat on a bench, you waited for everybody to come back. out and all was good. Not bad. Uh, we went to, uh, there's a couple arcades around there. She likes to go to arcades. That's fun. Went out to eat, of course. Not a lot of great places. No? In that immediate area. What a view though. Those falls, though, huh? The view is pretty good. We went down and we looked at the falls, but you could actually see it better and hear it better from our hotel room. Okay. So, yeah, I had a, I think we played there last year on tour and we

had a hotel room that looked like right it's like right on the edge and it looks over right yeah yeah it was unbelievable it was great so you probably just stayed in the same hotel i don't know what it's called but maybe you guys experienced it while you were in your hotel rooms where do you ever get the feeling the drawing of like it's it has a technical scientific term but you want to throw yourself over like it's the call of suicide it's not technically suing you don't know what i'm talking about but it's like it's like this weird thing that happens to certain people yeah like if they're on a really high high hypnotized or something they they're drawn and almost mesmerized to step off into the abyss no no never felt that never felt that never felt that it does seem like it's happened a

couple of times because i did watch a documentary on youtube about uh people that have tried to go over the falls in a barrel and shit usually doesn't end up too well people that just fall in yeah and there's some people who just do it and they're fine you're like yeah i went over in a barrel There was a guy in a boat He like somehow he got swept up And he went over the side in a boat with his with his son kid Some eight year old kid the guy died Kid lived

No explanation for it These things are barely barrels though These are like insulated Capsules with fucking internet And TV and shit Yeah Yeah these are some pretty high-tech barrels Yeah they're not like

I was just wood barrels No no way Nobody's done that since The 1700s, the 1700s The mad men who are going over in literal wood barrels Those hardcore motherfuckers, you know, have long since died out. But even like the newfangled barrels that they have, you look at them and you're like, first, I cannot imagine squeezing myself into this.

It would be horrifying. Like one guy brought a, he brought his turtle with him. You had a pet turtle. Why? You're going to kill this fucking poor turtle. He died. The barrel exploded, you know, went all over. the place turtle survived or turtle turtle turtle they said they don't think survived oh man that sucks

what are you killing turtles for me i know well i guess he was pretty sure he was gonna make it because he had one of those insulated barrels he had the internet and everything it sounds like such a stupid thing to do i would just be like yeah it's it's like that guy that jumped off the eiffel tower with the parachute pants and shit you know like because it was at one time i guess it was like okay for people to do like the the government was like all right Wait a minute. He had parachute pants and, like, from the 80s without a parachute?

No, no. Like the squirrel suits? Yeah. Yeah, it looks like one of the squirrel suits. Yeah. I'd be like, this will save me. Rock on. I got my hat.

These are fucking vintage chess kings, motherfucker. No one's getting that reference. No, I'm getting it. Yeah. I'm loving it. What happened at chess king? I think this. Not too long ago.

I did they around longer than you think. Get him. Could you look up Chess King, the store of the store chain? I believe it was around longer than you think. All right. Founded in 1968. 95. All right.

So this is still longer than I think. You know what? I didn't think they made it that long. You are right. But wow. I actually thought they made it in the early 2000. So they didn't make as long as I thought. So I could bring that.

You should buy the fucking name, the chess king and bring it back. I did that with a beer company, remember? It fucking made me have to work on all this two seasons. Yeah, but it's a lot easier to ship out fucking parachute pants across state lines and it is beer. Right about that. Well, Sergio Tachino, Taccini, remember that brand from the 80s? Sergio, he was a tennis guy.

T-A-C-C-C-C. He was everywhere in the 80s. Sergio Tachina, you, you don't remember that logo? That was like one of the 80s fucking clothes. He was, that was gone for many, many years. And I started noting seeing, dude, that looks like the Teen Titans logo for the new Teen Titans. Oh, yeah, right? I'm surprised you weren't wearing the round.

I know. If I had known that, I would have been wearing some, it wasn't with high-end shit. Back in the day, it wasn't, no. Back in the day, it was like, let's go to Kmartin, fuck, you get some stuff. But everybody wore it. now I've been seeing people wearing it around my hat and so I'm like oh that's pretty cool makes me feel good Sergio

yeah every once in a while you see a member's only jacket or uh yeah people still wear eyes out I guess eyes out's still a popular brand they were they were selling um the adida stripe track suit top I have so many of them uh with Oasis at the uh uh yeah that's the concert that's fucking awesome but I was going to buy one for you And I was like, yeah, he'll never, fuck. He'll wear it once a twice for the joke and then he won't do it. A concert was great.

It was a stadium concert, right? MetLife, yeah. Giants, Giants, and is that well attended? Oh, they sold out. Sold out. Every stadium that they've had on sale. That's fucking nuts, man. Because I really don't, I know Champaign Supernova, right?

Is that them? Yeah, that was her closure. That's her biggest hit, right? That won their wall. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like, is there any other 90s band that can fill out Giant Stadium? I mean, well, it depends if you can see Guns and Roses. Green Day could probably do it.

Yeah. Guns and Roses, I think, 80s. Yeah, I would say I would agree with the 80s. You know, they were monsters in the early 90s, but to me they came out in like 87, so I call them 80s. Well, I saw them play the football stadium in Philadelphia a few years back. So I don't know. I imagine they still, actually, no, they took their. They went back on sale with another tour like that, and they took it off because it wasn't selling as well.

It's a lot of fucking seats to fill. That's a lot. I think they're – Didn't they do two nights oasis? Yeah, I believe they did too. Oh, yeah. They did. Giant Stadium.

Two nights sold out at a giant stadium. Why is Liam Gallagher saying Ching Chong? What was that all about? Outrage at the beginning of the tour? That guy does not give a fuck. They are never going to get that guy to fucking care. Yeah, these are the two brothers that are always brawling, right? They brawl.

haven't performed in like 16 years they come out on stage holding hands they give each other a big hug then they then they then they then they go it was great show they sound exactly the same um crowd was super into it you felt like the nine except for the cell phones up uh yeah i felt like the nine these were back it was pretty good what's a ticket run um i like he paid i paid but i did i did a buy through the venue has a certain amount that they get sell to people who have worked with them in the past so but I mean it was 700 bucks for both tickets but oh wow yeah that's a lot

yeah that's a discount that's a discount I went to I got Lady Gaga I went to go see last Friday at Madison Square Garden those tickets were fucking I didn't pay for him $2,000 a piece fucking nuts I was like who could go to these I don't know I don't know who's going to be but it's two nights sold out though so people are paying the money always holding up the money people are going to pay no

I want to go see Devo at the the Garden State, what's that, what's that one on the parkway? PNC. PNC. It's ridiculous. I'm like, who's going to see Devo at this stage of the game? Like, unironically? And I was like, I can't justify paying that kind of money to go see.

How much were they, do you remember? Oh, I think they were like $300. Oh, my God. That's nuts. And B-52s are also playing with them. So I guess that's two pretty big iconic bands. That's a pretty nice. nice double bill but it's a lot it is it i can't justify it not unless you really care but i paid a

lot for tom petty fifth row but that's he's worth it though he's worth it rolling stones me and sal paid 700 a ticket 10 years ago when they came back out for the first time and they don't put on a great show anymore right i mean it's it did 10 years ago it's pretty fucking good but you have to give them on a curve it's like this is a great show because it's 80 year old men doing maybe today but You didn't have to do it when I saw them at Barclays about 10 years. They were putting on a show that a 30-year-olds. I couldn't believe that they were putting on the show they were putting on. You think it's drugs?

Like, not drugs like fucking heroin, but like drugs that, like, that make you, like, razor-sharp and on. Coke? Huh? Coke? No, I think there's other drugs. Adderall? Like, Adderall? I wouldn't be surprised, but, I don't know.

He just did a good show. It just looked like guys hadn't. And is it unfair that he has, like, he has to do all the heavy-list? and Mick. It's like that fucking... He doesn't have to be dancing around like that. Look at Keith. He's just sitting there fucking... Right. He does the same. He just has to sit there and strum. But he's not the strong man.

But he has to look, because people don't want him fucking energized. They want him to look all strung out and fucking... Yeah, with a cigarette dangling and stuff like that. He doesn't have enough strength to even hold a cigarette fucking rigid. He's got to let a fucking dangle. That's great. But then, Mick has to be on a different fucking plateau. Mick wants to be on a different plateau. He wants that attention.

I don't know if he can. He wouldn't have to be doing it if he didn't. One night he liked to be like, I want to fucking like stumble around like a stumble ball. No, I think he's like every night I want to be front center with everybody looking at me. He wrote, Keith Richards wrote about him in his book. Like he got addicted to fame, right? That's why they didn't play for a number of years because he was like, this guy's drug is fame. He needs the attention console.

I know some people who are addicted to fame. Yeah? Yeah. Who you talking about? Man chin. It's so weird that you both said that. I wasn't even done. making of him, though.

Yeah, Ming just started Dragon Khan. Yeah, Ming, Ming Chan, Mick Jagger, yeah, there's too insane. Both Mavericks. Yeah. But, yeah, couldn't have been happy with the way he says, Lady Gaga was a good show, too. Yeah. When was that? Last Friday.

Jesus. Are you just tired from? watching concerts and then this weekend i went down to florida see fatone play in epcot so i had three shows a night with him i'm just living life bro i'm unemployed now baby the season wrapped i don't have a contract for more i'm fucking unemployed so now you're going to jet set around watch concerts and i'm gonna wake up in the morning and decide what i want to do and do it that's oh man that's the fucking living the fucking live what's it living the cue loda you yeah i am uh I am very happy to be wrapped with the season.

They're already saying they want more. I said, don't even talk. I was like, don't talk to me for six months. I don't even want to hear it. Until some major fucking house repair comes up and you're like, hey, guys, you still want to do. Hey, guys. Who's up for some pranks?

Yeah, no, I've taken to describe myself as unemployed, Walter, and my mood is better than it's been in quite a long time. It's good to hear. You deserve it. You've been on a fucking hellish schedule and, uh, for years, yeah, working your fingers to the fucking bone. Yeah, it's time to kick back your job. It's time to like, let that fucking, let those fingers get fat and fucking pudgy again.

Let's do it. Yeah. That's what you're advising him to get fat. No, not just your fingers. Just your fingers. Working on it. Oh, just the fingers? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So that was it. So I've just been like enjoying not having to do anything. So whatever comes up, I've been doing. Although AIS tickets I had for months, I got them as soon as they went on. And with the prospect of not having that in the future, does that kind of curtail? You're like, or do you still not look at ticket prices?

You're like, I don't care. Don't even look at the ticket prices for Aces. But maybe in a year from now, you'll be like, well, let me look at those prices. No, I know what we're talking about. Devo, you're in your box. no not really just because we we and this is I'm very fortunate to have this you know we made a lot of money for the these people who put on concerts like Live Nation the promoters oh okay so you can always call in a couple favors oh always always yeah so it's always pretty good like they're very good about that they're not like the O2 in the UK this is like fuck you think we could still call in a favor too Who are we calling it into? Maybe Nichelle.

Michelle might do us a favor. You think Nichelle can swing Devo tickets? I don't think so. No, I don't think so either. No. Who could swing dea? Is it already over? No, no, I don't even think it.

I think it's in September. Oh, September. I mean, it's not something I was like, like I'm bummed out. If I really want to go, I could go. But I just don't know who's paying those ticket prices. I don't know who can afford it and how you justify it. Yeah.

And it's like, and then once you see the ticket It's like one thing, because I saw Pantara's playing over there. It's rescheduled. And I was like, oh, I'd like to see Pantara. And then you look at the ticket prices. And then you look at the fucking fees for the ticket prices. And you're like, what the fuck, man? I bought it took to see the Eagles in the sphere.

And I was like, Jesus Christ. I saw something from the sphere. What was that? Yeah. What was that cost? Yeah, what was it? I don't remember, but I remember being like, that's fucking. No, no, no, it wasn't that.

I didn't get like those seats. But, yeah. I saw footage of the sphere. they're playing the Wizard of Oz there. Did you see that footage? I didn't see the footage I heard it. It looks cool. Yeah, it's got to be cool. It's controversial.

Really? Why's that? Because they're adding shit to it. Oh, really. CGI monkeys. So it looks like they're really, like, stuff that wasn't in the actual movie. And they're cutting scenes out. Because they have to build the theater around. Cutting scenes out too? Yeah, they're trimming.

A half hour. Out. Which is kind of sacrilegious. It's like, can you imagine the guy that's like, yeah, I know what I'm going to trim from a fucking all-time classic. Classic like that? Yeah, I don't know. The fucking balls. Yeah, but I think on it too is like, because they're saying like, well, they have to use

AI to do to build it all around you and they, you know, they're doing all sorts of like they have flying monkeys in the theaters, like balloons on drones and stuff like that. And to me it's just like, it doesn't bother me because they couldn't do it any other way. It's the only way to do that at this fear. So it's either they have to do that or. People don't get excited about seeing the Wizard of Oz, you know what I mean? Do. So let them do it for the fucking sphere.

They're not changing it for, like, DVD. Thank God all the actors and actresses are fucking dead, though, so they don't have to fucking see this. I'm sure they prefer to be dead than see their movie on the biggest screen in the world. That's a good point. A hundred years later. They bastardized, though. Even who cares? Because it's like, well, people can't sit around for an extra, you know, the whole movie because we don't have the attention span like we used to 100 years ago.

So let's trim it and make sure. Won't we do the tornado fucking scene 10 times in a row? Yeah, but that's just a mess of technology, though. It's not like they're like, hey, man, how do we put Coca-Cola labels on the back of the fucking Yellowbrick road trees? Like, it literally can't be done. Just wait. You'll see it. Just wait.

Somewhere, you know, somebody's thinking about it. I don't disagree with you. Those days are coming. But for something that they could only do it this way, I don't mind. I don't know. Who the fuck's going to see the Wizard of Allent theaters anyway these days? I heard Metallica's got to have a residency there I'm going to try to get out there for that

If you do that I'll go with you I can't fucking wait to go Did they announce it? I heard a rumor There was rumors and they were in negotiations I haven't heard anything lately But that was the strong rumor And I vowed

If they do that I will go Because I think they will put the work And the thought into making it Like utilizing every aspect of it. Because they are not afraid to spend money. No, they got to. My friend has seen every show that's played there so far,

and he said the Backstreet Boys did the best show. He was like, they blew it away. They fucking knew exactly what to do. They understand the assignment. So I think it's, if you can't want up Backstreet Boys. Metallica? Yeah. Yeah.

Did the Backstreet Boys play any instruments? Are they just? I don't know. I have no clue. Yeah. I've only seen them sing a dance. But the show, but the Svea is more about the, the show than the music. Yeah, I know.

It's a whole enchilada. So how do you not, you know, but. Backstreet Boys, you got to, you got to take them down. You know what? I'll put my money. I mean, you know what? Although, you mean, there's some big wigs have come up and have failed against the backstreet boys, the Eagles.

I haven't started yet, right? But they're going to. I think the Eagles started. And the Grateful Dead, right? Grateful Dead was awesome. That show, I saw. so is fucking amazing. But not as good as the...

According to one guy, yeah, yeah. I'm going to see the Eagles next month, and I'm looking... I'll have a director there. But your favorite Eagle song? Now, the Eagles are... I thought you were one of those guys that shit on Eagles. That's me. That's me.

Well, basically the whole world... And De Rosa. Fuck, I told DeRosa was going. I had to listen to a half-hour fucking screed and why the Eagle sucks. Why? Why did the Eagles suck in his opinion? I don't know, because he... Did he give you one valid reason?

Zero valid reasons. They're the greatest storytellers in rock history. Dude, I... I will... say I love the Eagles like I'm not yeah I'm not ashamed of say yeah but in the city and then I won't say it I won't say it if Dave's in the room though

I'll shit on the Eagles but I've been listening to the Eagles playlist like that they have for it it's pretty good they do have in the city which is my favorite Eagles that's your favorite Eagles sword that's wild I do I know I love that one lion eyes I mean obviously they're going to close with a hotel

You want to hear the list? Yeah, I'd love to hear the list. Yeah, let me read the list. This way we'll do a little eagle sphere. It is interesting that you're like, you're like, 300 for a concert that's 10 minutes from my house, no. Five days from my house. I want to see the, but I want to see the sphere before, we're just once.

I want to see it. You got it. It's like, it's really. That's really the motivating factor here. It's also like, is it, it's a band that I would love to see? Yes. And in a place I'd love to see. once yes so that's a that's a win win yeah because i might not even see metallic if they're playing

the pnc yeah it's true yeah what the fuck okay here we go the sphere list ready yeah opens with um who uh desperado that's too slow way too slow song to open with hotel california no way they open with hotel california they're like fucking that goes ready, buckle up, motherfuckers. Wow. You know what that song's about, right? Yeah, isn't it about like Satanism in the 70s and stuff? Yeah, that's why fucking the Eagles fucking rock then.

One of these nights. And any of these pussies who fucking always drag the Eagles? Yeah. It's because they're scared of Satan. I just always wondered why people would hate. Like, why would people hate the Eagles, I guess? They're fucking master musicians and lyricists. I got to say, like, I'm looking at this set list and I'm like, my God,

God, I know every song. Every song. Oh, one of these nights, the Lion Eye, one of the greatest, most honest, brutal songs ever, Lion Eyes. Peaceful, Easyville. You've said that for a long time, Lion Eyes, that you've had some sort of connection with that. Life in the Fast Lane, that's the fucking, that's pretty close.

How about Rocky Mountain Way? A Joe Wall song they're throwing in there. Desperado, keep going down. Heartache tonight. This is, yeah, this is a greatest hit album. This is going to be great. Yeah. Oh, New Kid and Tons.

I love that song. Best of my love. When are you going? I am going October, one of the weekends in October. I don't remember which one. Maybe you could sneak me in. I'll say, if I can sneak in. Yeah, I guess in the city is a Joe Walsh song, huh? That's not officially an Eagle's song. No, he has a massive library as well, Joe Wals on his own before he joined the U. He never really got the respect that he kind of deserved, right? I think he

I think anybody who knows especially 70s music will look at Joe Walsh with the James gang and in his end Joe Walsh's solo career and be like oh yes guy's fucking got some Yeah, I agree with you though That he's never gotten the recognition that he deserves

Like when they're always talking about Like greatest guitarists in the world Joe Walsh rarely makes that list Huh I wonder why that is Do you know why the Eagles took him in? No Even back in the 70s, they had a soft perception that they were a soft band.

And Joe Walsh, who I guess they had been on tour with him or they had been in the same hotels with him, was an absolute maniac. And you're like, we'll ask Kim into vain. He's a great musician as well. He's a great guy. But he also has a rep for being a fucking madman. Yeah. Get that wild guy in here. And the magazines will pick up on that and they'll give him a little bit of more.

It'll get instant credibility without. doing anything than just adding another member what a different world it is is a wild man get him out everybody's got to take media training to give the right the correct right answers at the right time to the right people get the wild men out of rock and roll cold play the guy he's he's in the middle of uh more controversy he said um he made the mistake of welcoming Palestinians. He's like welcoming everybody, I guess.

You can't welcome Palestinians. But you can't welcome Palestinians. To where? To, uh, it's whatever concert he was at. Okay. It's a little weird. Yeah. Was it in Israel?

Maybe that's why. It may have been in Israel. That's why. I don't know. Let me look at it. I don't think it was, but let me, let me check this out. Because, uh, I thought that was weird too. Let's say here.

Mortifying and dehumanizing Israeli fans on stage. Oh, so maybe he wasn't Israel. An evening of humiliation. A Wembley Stadium. Oh, he mortified and dehumanized Israeli fans on stage. Why the fuck did he

get involved in this? Just get up there, sing your fucking tepid songs, collect the money and go home. Like, what are you bringing like your fucking cold play's going to heal the gap between the Palestinians and Israel? Are you any of your

fucking mind? Just shut up. and play your music. No, he has to have an opinion. Everybody's got to have an opinion on it and voice it. Yeah. Not even that I disagree. Not even that I disagree with it. Zero opinions here.

Yeah. Hey, man. That is a pretty solid set list. I got to say. Yeah. That is worthy of. Yeah. The big ticket, I'm sure.

costs. That one costs money. Are you of the mindset, though, that it's not, there is a little bit of diminishing returns on it because Glenn Fry isn't there? I kind of wish that Glenn Fry was there, but I don't think it matters in this year. I think it's just like, yeah, it's like it overwhelms everything. Yeah, there you go. You're looking at these prices. Section floor R2 rows six one thousand bucks yes those are that's resellers yeah it's got to be how much was it

a thousand for floor I'm I wasn't I'm not on the floor I would have thought more to be honest with you it's fucking crazy holy shit two tickets two tickets are 4600 bucks no I did not pay anything like that

who gets that money well the resellers who know I don't know I mean, the Eagles, I imagine. It costs a lot to put on the show there. Oh, yeah. So even just renting the place out is expensive. But who knows?

Hopefully the Eagles. Yeah, one of the Eagles getting surprised. Yeah. Let's see here. All right, all right. I started watching Sandman again. Is it back? In the second season, yeah.

It's back. It came back. Not much of a, not much fanfare for the returning season of it just started now. I think you got washed out in the Neal game and stuff. It's been out for a few months. Because I started reading the comic again. So I was like, let me dip my toe in the show.

It's just, God, I wish they would do it as an animated series and just do it right. I'm not, you know, I know Saman's Beloved, but for me, I was always a little bit of haughty-taughty for me. Yeah. I was like, like, we're better than fucking Spandex. You know, it's like, oh, we'd never. resort to having a fist

fight to solve our problems. Is this Neil Gaiman? I didn't get. It's not anything I got out of it at all. No, no masks. That always was a little when I fell with the vertical line was. Well, this, it

predated the vertigo line, though. They folded into vertigo. Yeah, it was one of the founding fathers of making them create the vertical line. I still think of it was. I mean, yeah, I mean, it's a, it started out great for me. I did like it when it first started out. But then as all the monstrous acclaim, the more acclaim it got,

the more, like, to me, dense it got. And I was like, I, I just want to see someone beat the shit out of fucking somebody else. Yeah, he doesn't do a lot of that at all. Hulk smash. Yeah, sometimes you just need Hulk to fucking beat somebody up. You know, you're not wrong, buddy. Let me knock these out. And then I want to hear about this contest.

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Yeah, I love it. All right. You go get him. He's got a charger for me now. Nice. So, the other day, and I got to wonder why, too. Oh, you can. got to do is text me. I have a lot of followers on Twitter and say, hey, trying to win Teddy

this contest, tweet this shit. And then I'll tweet it. What's that? How many you got? Like $95,000. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. So why don't you just do it when you see it then? Oh, I did it. Okay. Yeah, I did it. But I have to stumble over it. I don't really go to Twitter that much. Yeah. So my mom hit me to this contest and she's like all gung ho about New Jersey's top dog contest and you enter your dog and the grand prize winner is going to get on a New Jersey

scratch off lottery ticket. Wow. The image will go on there. Okay. And my mom has got whipped my wife into a frenzy about it. My daughter Alicia and now they're all like

Did you vote for Teddy today? You piece of shit. You didn't vote yet. I just wake up. Vote every day. And, like, they are living and breathing and stressed out about the possibilities of Teddy not winning. Like, how could he not win? Okay.

And I'm just like, there's a very good chance. He's not going to win, I said, especially if I start to, like, you know, ask people and, let's say, listeners flood it. And then they're going to be like, well, what's going on with this dog? They might just strike them from the context just for fishy activity. Well, I've been voting from three different email addresses every day. I just retweeted it. I'm going to put my vote in right now. I want the link to you for him?

What's up? No, I got it. It came right up. Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. And yeah, I would love to see Teddy win, but if he doesn't, you know, it's not going to really affect him.

You know, it's all rigged and bullshit anyway if he doesn't win. My vote's in. Oh, you got some lookers here, though, buddy. Yeah. Some cute competition going on. There is. You know, there's a lot of sweet dogs in New Jersey. But I think he would make an absolute fabulous dog to be on a scratch-off, though.

He'd make me want to spend money. Right? That kid was like, we should buy every scratch-off and then resell him. And I'm like, what? Is that even legal? So he wants us to buy, let's say the scratch off's a dollar. And then he goes, and then we'll sell them to ants for $3. And I'm like, I don't want to fucking go to jail or it's not working.

Or it's so schmucky and rip off our fans. I don't understand how like a little contest like this can affect people. Like people I would never dream, like even get them, like like hairbrain schemes. to try to get him the win. My mom calling me every morning, did you vote for Teddy? Don't forget, vote for Teddy. And I'm like, wow, Teddy's beloved.

They're caught up in it, man. They are caught up in it. But yeah, what's the website? New Jerseytopdogs.com. Jersey's topdogs.com. Jersey's topdogs.com. Let me see the picture that you've chosen because a lot of these,

there's a lot going on in the background. There's a fence, there's trees. He's at the, he's at the dog park where he likes to train. You're saying he should have focused a little bit more in on him? I think, yeah, like maybe a little bit more where the focus is less pulled away to things in the background. I wanted to show that Teddy's one with nature. Also, I wish you would ask me about this.

Like, it's clearly not a recent photo because all those leaves are dead and on the ground. So it was a year ago last fall. So it doesn't look like a recent photo. It's not a recent photo. I know. It comes across. But why does that matter? You think everybody's photo is, they just took it the day before the contest?

I know, look at Facebook. Nobody's purchased. I wouldn't say a full year before the concert. No, it's not like I think everybody else has got great photos either. Well, you think that when, you know, Biden or Trump has a fucking rally, you think they're using the picture from the day before or not a fucking airbrushed picture when he was fucking sveled and strong? His head, his hand was a normal color. Yeah, are you proving my point, though? Yeah, but I mean, I like, I want to be fucking real with the people.

look at the one the bottom right looks like a fucking port like a seal or something yeah it doesn't look like a real dog he's cute it does look like a seal actually the willow she's cute though yeah then of course the internet is there to like always keep me in check which i love That I'm abusing my fucking platform To give my dog An unfair advantage What do you think I've been doing this shit for 15 years For moments like this Thank God You're there to remind me that I'm a piece of shit

That's why I got off it, pal. And then, of course, and then, yeah, socks, 14-year-old socks. She's had these, like, these, they call them, like, tags. I guess they're, like, tumors that grew off her belly. For years, the doctor was like, they're not bothering her. We don't have to remove them. There's nothing wrong with them. I guess one was in her, like, armpit, and the skin got so,

stretch to the limit that it kept breaking and bleeding. Yeah. So, and you can't put a, and you, and she loves to walk and it's like right where a harness goes. And the doctor was like, if you don't address this and you allow it to keep, because it can't heal, it keeps like healing and then opening again when she's out, especially this time of year, the doctor was like, maggots can get in it because it's an open wound. And it could get infected, obviously. So I, Our suggestions is take it off, but I'll be honest with you, you know, she's a 14-year-old dog. There's a chance she might not live through the operation.

So you have that dilemma, which to me wasn't really a dilemma. Yeah, you got to take it off. You take it off. And I was like, I know this dog's fucking tenacity. This socks has got moxie. I go, she is going to make it through, but like there was a chance, though, that she might not make it through. And she did make it through, and she's mending, and she's back better or never. Like, she, 14 years old, but she, I don't know, get them.

What would you say? She acts like a five-year-old? What an idea that I have? But I made the mistake because I felt bad. You know, because my wife was like, you never, ever mention socks, do you? You always talk about Teddy. So I was like, all right, I'll give an update of what's going on with socks. I got to agree with her. It is true. Teddy is in the spotlight.

Yeah, Teddy and Cooper. Because Sox is just like a cool, she's like a cool cat. She's like almost like a human being. She doesn't act goofy like the, like the bull gone. Yeah. Yeah, I hear you, bud. So I posted. I posted about socks. Okay. Okay, there it is. Sox just looks like she just got into a car accident. That was her sleeping. I just wanted to get a picture of how, you know, she had gone. gone through hell that morning. Yeah. You know,

but she was well on her way to recuperating. And she out walks the dog that's 10 years her junior every night. Like, I mean, Teddy wants to give up

and go back to the car. She never wants to give up. Great. So did somebody pull you a piece of shit for that? Oh, cruel and selfish. How could you put your dog through this kind of trauma?

For your benefit. You have to be a responsible fucking peddle. owner. They have to be trolling you. There's no way this can be real. There's no way. I'd lie you.

I wouldn't make this off. No, no, I believe you that people are saying it. But like, who, thank God that person who, they said that my dog had already reached its, it's, it's age expectancy. Yeah. So to try to get any more out of her is just cruel to the dog for, for your, for your piece of mine that you think you're doing something great. I don't have a tumor that just breaks open on the skin. I guess they're saying, yeah, well, if that's the case, then just put the dog down.

Don't agree. That's the, that's the third option that I should have considered. Did you imagine being the sort of cock sucker that sits on the internet and writes pets owners, things like, like they know anything about your fucking pet or their quality of life or anything? I was just dumbfounded. I'm like, God damn, I hope you're not in charge of grandma or grandpa's fucking really end a life fucking situation because they wouldn't have time to be on the fucking internet talking about a dog surgery if they had any real responsibility wow yeah but that one like yeah sometimes you don't have to say everything that comes into your head or type it out yeah right sometimes you just don't need to i don't understand it like even if it was an instance where i where i was like i disagreed with somebody's decision about their pet and i'm like ooh i wouldn't do that

that would be the end of it I'd say that to myself and then immediately like oh fucking friends is on and I wouldn't ever think about it again Like you might tell Deb if you're strained for conversation Oh yeah yeah like there's a lull or a drive It's a fucking Red Robin

Oh you know what I saw yesterday I certainly wouldn't run And fucking type out a fucking manifesto About how I'm a fucking selfish unfeeling cocksucker for keeping my dog alive. Yeah. Now, she may only last, who knows, six months a year, because things can turn on dying with dogs.

I've seen it. Yeah. But she also may last, she may last, hopefully, fingers crossed, a lot longer. And right now her energy levels are better than they were before. Great. Like, she defies logic. I know not every 14-year-old dog is this way. I get it.

Yeah. It's a gift. but that's also why like not every human is the same not every 50 year old human is the same as like another 50 year old health wise same situation right

yeah of course I mean this is common sense shit sometimes there's no common sense only people who should be fucking like remember I want to reach or saw that dog in the yard and he went and punched that guy in the fucking face be that guy if you're so you know what I mean

just do that don't you don't go on fucking internet and type your fucking wipe the crumbs off your shirt and fucking types of yeah there's a there's a there's a of like a a neurotic unhealthy percentage of people who like to feel better about themselves by criticizing other people's decisions that 11 from stranger things right she adopted a baby what the fuck did you do that for stupid bitch Yeah, the criticism was fucking outrageous. More so than my little socks. How old is she? He's only in her 20s.

It is like, look at it. What 20s is she? 21. Yeah, I think she's in her very early 20s. And she just got. So what? She has the means. She has the means that she wants to take care of a baby, a baby that's in need of a home.

And yet you would think that, like, this is an indication of how, um, at a touch she is or, you know, she doesn't, she's never lived a normal life. How can she be a good mother? I'm like, oh, my God. They're a married couple. Yeah. They adopted a kid. And somehow people are like, and they got generational wealth that will never.

It's Bon Jovi's grandchild. Like, what can go wrong here? Like, the kid would be searching for a well for 10 miles. It's fucking, she didn't come in and adopt. I'm like, what is the problem? Oh, my God. I just wanted to be like, what is wrong with fucking human beings? Like, you can't do even the most, like, selfless act as adopting a child is met with criticism now.

Mm-hmm. Well, I just saw a quick headline. It says it may inspire other Gen Ziers to adopt children. If you're that influenced, if you don't understand the difference between you as a regular Gen Zier and Millie Bobby Brown and Jake John Bon Jovi? Yeah, you shouldn't be adopted a kid Yeah It does seem like we've gotten Or we're getting past the period

Where people took those people Like the whiners online Were taken really seriously For a number of years Yeah And it seems like most people are starting to be like What the fuck are we listening to these assholes for you? Yeah

What supposedly do they know that we don't I saw that the wife of Bruce Willis was getting harsh criticism because she revealed she doesn't live in the same house. She doesn't live in the same house with Bruce Willis. He has caretakers and everything. Major criticism. Like she's like she's a monster. I was like, holy fuck. I know you, I know that there's a lot of it goes into this, this criticism is to make yourself feel better. Like you're a better person. Oh my God. Yeah. Like the person who's typing this anonymous fucking D-bag, it likes to, it makes them somewhat feel better about themselves to say how they would handle something. Right. And you got to feel sorry for that, too, though. You know, they're so lost. But they're so lost.

And so. Let me live your life for you instead. Yes. Yeah, that they feel the need to do this because somehow they garner more self worth. Right. By poning fucking celebrities for fucking. for putting a guy with dementia into care that probably is necessary. Like, if I'm not sure how far gone.

Yeah, like, I'm not sure how far gone this guy is. But like, if it's pretty bad, like, she may not have the capacity to keep up with everything. No. Until you fucking, I know there's going to be people who criticize like, well, I did this because my mom did this. Okay. But every situation is different. Bruce Willis has got Bruce Willis money to have some of the best care. air and a planet.

And if you need some time to fucking regroup at the end of the night and go home to your own fucking place and you have the ability to have your own place and the guy that you're leaving doesn't probably doesn't remember you anyway. Yeah, it is wild, man. World is.

You've got to get off that intimate, dude. Why don't want you to stay off? I want Teddy to win now. I got to be on the internet if I want to win. What does a start? see the Jaws 50th. Oh, how was that? It was pretty cool.

So I went over to Eaton Town, saw it on the IMAX. And it's interesting. They did IMAX style. Yeah, they did IMAX. Oh, that's cool. And it was interesting because there were like, you know, I saw it in the 70s on the big screen, never saw on the big screen again until the other day. And the stuff that I noticed was interesting, like shooting stars at night. Get out really that good.

Yeah, like you could see it that well. You didn't know? that they were shooting stars but yeah but they weren't in the original print those are those are added just like the Wizard of Oz get out of here I'm not kidding around are you serious yeah they had all sorts of shit for like yeah just so like

they would get people to be like really normally fucking oh I was like why would they you see how fucking disappointing you were now you know my pain when I heard about the Wizard of Oz and the Flying Moon just didn't make sense that they would add shooting stars was with Gabi I was like

flying monkeys I get but a lot of the people like when when the shark shows up and everybody runs from the water onto the beach, the number of people laughing is crazy. Really? Yeah. You can't help that. It's not scary anymore.

You got a crowd down. That level of a crowd scene, yeah. Well, it's like Teen Wolf with the cock hanging out. Cock hanging out? What's that? What are you talking about? What's a version of Teen Wolf? You've ever seen Teen Wolf 2 with the cock hanging out?

I've seen Teen Wolf 2 with Jason Bateman as the, There's a gigantic scene at the gym after somebody sings. I guess someone hangs on. And if you're paying the crowd, if you catch it, you'll see a guy who put his cock hanging out of his flight. Oh, awesome. Where is this? Oh, my God. I got to see this.

You never heard this either. Let me see this. Yeah, there's a big wang fucking. I like to see it's a big wang. You're about to see in this G-rated. Well, this is the first. Where? Somebody's fingers pointing to it right.

See it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. First of all, that's Michael J. Fox, which means it's the first Teen Wolf. So it's not two, but that is... You wouldn't get that one out if you were yours? I wouldn't pull that one out if I was him.

Keep that one safely hidden away. It's just like a mushroom hanging out of the front of his jeans. Well, maybe it was flaccid, though. It's hard to get a... It's hard to get a boner on Gene Wolf, though. Yeah, you're on the set. Everybody's jumping around at dancing. And yeah, and you're, like, expected to get a boner.

Wow, I mean, Jesus. I never heard of that before. Speaking of the boners in public, though, did you hear about the guy who got caught masturbating in the corn concert? Oh, the corn concert? Yeah, I saw that. I saw them, I'm getting carried away. If there's music that's less fucking sexually, um, stimulating, then corn? Corn?

What maniac is like, I'm fucking so turned on right now. And he was sitting by himself. He was like, sitting like, against, um, he was like on one of the upper tiers. But sitting right against, like, the, like, right before you would fall off or whatever, like the very edge. Yeah. And, yeah, he was just going for it, man. Like, in pants or out of pants? The shot was from his back, so you couldn't really tell.

Okay. I mean, he didn't have his pants all the way off. I know that. I've always been a big corn fan, but when I listen to corn, like, you just want to punch somebody in a face, not punch your cock. You know, it's just wild that that's what, that music. He drove him to do. There's something else going on in that guy's world. But corn hears that.

Are they like awesome? Are they like, oh, fuck? I mean, I think if I'm in corn, I'd be like, God damn it. Is this going to blow back that guy somehow? Yeah, see him? Are we sure he's jerking off? Yeah, there were witnesses. This guy goes and fucking pops him.

Oh. Oh, that guy just hit him fucking from the back of the head, huh? He had to definitely been doing it for him to punch. You don't do that without confirming. Without being sure. Oh, shit, it's my life stadium. That's where I was for Oasis last night. You're lucky you didn't get a fucking pop in the head.

The way you were talking, it looked like you're about to do one. You rub one out right here in the fucking studio. Wow. He might have been drunk. We had a show in Orlando show. We had a couple of start fucking in the audience. Really? Yeah.

You brought them to fucking. We were doing the show, Universal City Walk. It wasn't even like a super big. It wasn't like when we started doing like the arena. It was like a theater, so a couple thousand people. And it was a to do in the audience. What the fuck's going on? Maybe somebody got to do a fight.

We found that afterwards a girl was sitting on the guy's lap and he was, he was fucking her. And they got thrown out by security. So our reaction was like, oh, man, that's awesome. I wish I had seen it. But then you're like, oh, then you start hearing like, I feel bad there are people around that had to see and stuff like that. But, yeah, like your, your audience has many children in it. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, we say 16 plus, but that never, ever worked once. You're not worried that, like, man, they were so disinterested in the show that they started fucking. We got to fucking up our game. We got to keep their interest. I don't think anything I ever do will be more interested in my fucking. So, no. Fucking should always win out over anything I do ever. If you have an episode, if you have an opportunity to fuck or an episode of a walk or an episode of

watch an episode, like an episode of impractal jokers, fuck. Don't watch the show with 300 episodes that's on air all the time. They paid so much money to get for that ticket and they just I don't think the guy who is not

paying attention to anything that was being spoken to by you guys. So he's totally wasted the money. As long as it didn't waste it, it still came to me. I'd love to get him on TSD. I would love to. It was so long ago.

It was pre-pandemic. I don't think that I would ever be able tracking down. They got thrown out. They got banned from Universal Studios. And they should. I can't disagree with you. You can't really trust them. No. Oh, I forgot too. When I was in Canada, I high-fived an Asian guy. There was no fallout. Oh, no far guy. Yeah, I was listening to it when I was, when I was cutting it, we were listening to it and Marybeth heard it. And we were

laughing about it. And she was like, I think maybe they were like saying you're an old fart because you wouldn't do the high five. Maybe. That's a good theory. That's a good theory. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

It doesn't change anything, though. No. I still want them fucking brought up on mutiny charges. Can I charge them with that? Like, could I, could I fucking browbeat the captain to throw them in the brig on mutiny charged? You just put out of him get away with it? How a captain are you? I certainly wish you had tried.

Oh, what else we got here? See weapons yet? I didn't. You know what? I didn't even know what it was about. And I almost went to see it Sunday and then I didn't. Oh, yeah. If you don't know what, it's better if you don't know what it's about.

Yeah, I read the small blurb. Oh, I went in completely blind. It's still great. You like it? Oh, I think you like it. All right, I'll check it out this week. Yeah. I'll go see it.

When does voting end get them September 12th, right? And you got to vote every day. Jersey's Topdogs. dot com. Teddy Flanagan you're looking for September 12th, every day people everything just came to a screeching fault

I think go do it now okay we'll wait for you to come back We'll be right here You're not a cracker barrel guy are you Like you're not a no I saw this story too And I'm very suspicious of it You think that they intended to go back To the guy the whole time

I don't believe there was a real outrage about it. I believe this was unmanufactured. Because if that's true, if people are really upset by this, then the right is bigger pussies than the left. This is such a fucking non-story that

the right has no fucking they have no fucking legs to stand on if they complain about anything the left does. Because they change their fucking logo and you fucking... Well, they got rid of the logo. They got rid of the logo, which could be viewed

as being like PC or woke or whatever because it's an old guy in an old white guy in a rocking chair. I don't believe this is a real. No, I believe this is matter. I mean, it was real enough that they lost a hundred million dollars in market value. I don't think, well, that

I want to meet one person who was really mad about this. I would love to meet one person who was really upset by the fact. No, it wasn't me. That they changed their logo. I understand that. I want to ask them like, what are you missing in your life? like what is what is missing because you've got to fucking find something

to fill that fucking massive void that allows you to get mad because a corporation changed their logo but then the CEO or whoever she was comes on and she's like yes and we're learning that people love it and they're very excited about the new restaurants but it's just like you're full of shit you're full of shit lady like the next day they changed the logo back so how fucking excited could everyone have been Although, I tell you what, when we were driving, I saw a Cracker Barrel, man, that place was fucking packed. Yeah, people may have reminded them that Crackle Barrow's around. Remember when they got rid of Aunt Jemima?

And when they're, you think they could bring her back now? No. You don't think they could bring her back now? I thought they brought her back as, like, she was like, she looked like Lola Falano, like, real hot. Well, they did that years ago. She's been hot for years. Right, but I don't think you can go back now to, like, Florida Evans. No, no.

Got a hot Antimima back. Hot? Well, no, original Anjima was a big, pretty hefty, big bone lady. Yeah, they ditch her. Yeah, she's never coming back. She'd probably never come back. Yeah, there's the difference. There's old Antimima.

There's new Antrimima. They should go back to old Antimima. No. I think so, too. I can't go back, Qum. We can never go back. Do you think that the Antimami people see what happened with Pracker Barrel and are like, why the fuck did we cave?

I thought this was done in the era before even the Internet that they changed it. No, this was... No, they dropped it during the pandemic. Yeah, they dropped it during the pandemic. Yeah. It was in response to all that. It's good. I think it's a nice...

I put a feather in my cap that with all that was going on in the world, I never even heard this story back then. We talked about it for sure on this show. Definitely. I flushed it out of my brain. But do you think that now they're like, why the fuck did we cave? That was the first thing I thought. It's like, well, the answer of my people must be. be annoyed.

I think people who fuck it. If they just held on. They're the only game in town for that, for syrup, right? They're the most famous syrup. I don't know about that. I'm Mrs. Butterworth. Mrs. Butterworth?

I thought that was butter. No. Mrs. Butterworth? I think it's just butter. They're probably the biggest name. I bet you're wrong, Walt. They should call her Mrs.

Syrupworth. They should. Yeah, it would have been more accurate than that to a name. I don't eat pancakes, so I don't know. But I always assumed that Mrs. Butterworth was hawking fucking butter. There she is. I mean, they kept the bottle in her image. I'm surprised they haven't fucking made her.

Actually, I'm not surprised because they made Mrs. Butterworth now real curvy and fucking with big tattas. Like his model after Sidney sweetie. No, maybe someone a little bit more top-heavy than her. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I might get into pancakes, son. Was that the Kiss and Bandit? What was her name again?

Oh, the woman who ran on this? Yeah, so ghoulie. I can't remember her name now. I forget. Morgana. Morgana. Yeah, yeah. Like, if she was the new model for Mrs. Butterworth?

Present day. I don't know. I can't help. When I saw Cracker Bell, my first thing was thinking about Aunt Jemima. I'm like, I bet you they wish they hadn't gotten rid of her now. Well, I know the descendants of Aunt Jemima and the town that she came. from. I know, we're pissed.

We're very proud of that. Yeah. And then why the hell did you get rid of them? Yeah. They're like, it's the only thing we were going for us. I've eaten at Cracker Barrel maybe six times, four of which I've gotten the shits afterwards. Really? I'm surprised that you would continue.

You usually have like a once and that's it policy. You know, there's like in between those dining experiences have been years at times. So like, yeah, you know what? I'm sure it's better by now. and I make the same mistake. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Never again.

I like Crack a Barrel on the road. Yeah. Yeah, we've gone several times. Yeah, I would never be like, let's go to Crack a Barrel tonight. But if you drive and pass it, I'd be like, oh, man, let's go check out the old old Crackle.

It's in a rock and chair. Yeah. Whatever his name is. Herschel. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it wasn't just another manufactured outrage story

to piss certain people off to be like, hey, don't worry about the fact that, you know, there's a whole generation that can never be able to buy a house. But Cracker Barrow, change their fucking logo. That's what you should be made about. Yeah, probably not wrong. Yeah, let's forget about, you know.

Epstein List, yeah, it has been released yet. Cracker Barrel, though. That's what you should be named about. See, Cracker. Cracker Barrel is easy to be pissed about, though. Like, Epstein shit, there's nothing you can do. And then when it gets changed back, those same people who, if there were, and I don't believe there were people who are pissed, but if there are, they're like, I won.

I fucking won. I won tonight. Well, it's a rare win in these situations. You've got to take them where you can get them. Can you imagine, though, feeling any sort of victory? No, no. Well, when they change it, I didn't feel any defeat. So, I mean, when they change it back.

Yeah, there's been times when I've been on the road and there's like cracker barrels and next exit. And I'm like, can we make, can we just drive another? I don't care if it's 60 miles more to the next case there's something better because I really don't want the shit tonight.

I, when we were in the hotel, not the first night, first thing the next morning clogged the toilet up. On your fucking honeymoon? On the honeymoon?

Five year anniversary. Five year anniversary. Oh no, that's got a fucking. And I flush it to the moon. It's got to like, it's got a, if it's if the romance is at a 10,

it's got to bring it back to a seven, right? I would say, I would say that it didn't help. Immediately right out of the gate. No, I mean, I had to call down for a plunger. You'd be like, can you blame her? Like, did you flush your tampon down in this fucking toilet? Oh, but unbelievable.

I know you did. I'll let it go this time. But now I got to call for a plunger. It's not even that time of the month, Brian. Yeah, right. It's always our time in a month. Yeah, is it a bitch? Isn't it?

Happy anniversary. All because I can't control my bowels. Brian, you're scaring me. It's going to cost me a fortune. But the guy does bring the plunger up. right and I'm like You gotta do yourself You can't

I reach out And he goes No He was like an Asian guy I don't think he spoke English He's got up Unpunched Your toilet

Yeah Oh god So I had to give him a 20 20 bucks But yeah He had to see my fucking gross evacuation But then after he leaves

I'm on my I'm on my honeymoon Over his shoulder As he's doing it I'm in love Oh, that's, that's nice. Oh, you speak English? Okay.

Yeah. No, but that one when he laughed. Hey, buddy, buddy. Can you just please say that there was a tampon in there? Yeah. I just take one out of my pocket. I throw it on the floor. I'm like, aha!

He's the next door. Sorry, ma'am. You can't flush these down. Toilin. What do I tell you? What have I been telling her? Exactly what I've been telling her. Thank you.

He walks out, Brian, there's a big wig to a big smile. It's still in the wrapper. You never take it out. It's just wet. It's floating on the top of the surface. This brings me to something I've been thinking about, though. I told him about it recently. Get him.

I don't know why, but I, I mean, especially here at the office. Sometimes I'll use the girls' room When it's obviously we're the only people in the building Because it has better water The water comes out all cloudy If I want to fill up the dogs Boles in the girls room It doesn't come out cloudy

But there are so many signs To not flush tampons down the fucking toilet And then I was in an all-sex bathroom Nice Somewhere And again those signs And I want to be like, what is wrong, like with women that if they don't know by now not to flush it down? Like, why do they have to be told every time they walk into a bathroom not to flush it down?

I mean, either they're the most stubborn fucking bitches on the planet or her fucking brain dead. I would expect that like, remember like in sixth grade when they had that course, like, you know, like they took all the boys out of the class and all the girls stay back. That should have been, yeah, that's the first thing that they went over. Here's how you put it in. Here's where you don't put it. Or is it, like, I don't let an old man tell me where I'm going to put my tampon. Yeah, I know, yeah. You're exactly right, yeah.

I'll find the patriarchy. Yeah, some modern-day woman clogging up toilets. I did notice, though, after the guy left, I was looking, I looked out in the toilet and the hole where everything is supposed to go down. Dude, it was like the size of this gatorade bottle. I was like, no wonder. It wasn't my fault. Yeah, that's not great. And no pressure.

Yeah, probably like low pressure or whatever. Yeah, that's why they're changing, putting all sorts of things. of different chemicals in our food so our stools aren't as large as they used to be as our grandfathers. Our grandfathers had much larger, more powerful stools. Yeah, I remember that. Finally little fucking

unman little shits. It looks like rabbit shit. Yeah. Look at a bunch of fucking rabbits hopping around. And that's like to save water, they have to change, you know, put, change the way we defecate. Right.

Yeah, I don't agree with it. I don't agree with it at all. Bill Gates. Water is possible. Working on a fucking, you know, he's just one of the secret plans to make men have less manly stools. Yeah, a vaccine to make your shit less manly. In Russia, they still take shits at a giant and bear like.

This is the story of the fucking day, though. This is? This is, no, this is a real. That whole shit about Bill Gates and Stools. That's bullshit. I want anybody to fucking email me thinking about thinking that. Spreading misinformation. Researchers in Japan are conducting the first human clinical trials for a new drug that will regrow teeth by 2030.

Whoa. Is that fucking insane? Now, do you want to take that drug? That is so fucked up because you can have a tooth coming out of your fucking scrotum. If it doesn't come out right, you know? I mean, I have so many implants at this point. I wouldn't even, I don't even think I could do it. it, but I mean, if you're telling me that science finds a way to regrow teeth?

You'll never have a need for dentures ever again. Now, big denture. Yeah, they're not going to like it. They're not going to like this. They're not going to like it. But who's going to take that fucking drug, though? That is so, I know Gettam's raising his hand. Yeah, why wouldn't he?

Because it's so unfucking natural. It goes against anything that we've ever been taught that you can regrow bone, especially where you, like, out of your thugs. Yeah, but this press. for it already because you already have baby teeth and then secondary teeth so you have yeah but uh you correct me if i'm wrong but we didn't need any drugs to fucking regrow our teeth right but that's what i'm saying it's not like we're growing a third unless unless my mom told me something that i don't know neglected to tell me but it's something we've already

it's not like it's like grow a third leg it's something that already happens in nature that they're just figuring out a way to restart that trigger the uh the the regrowth process to be my guess like that's why it's easier would you want to be would you take this I wouldn't be the first guy to take it but like I would be terrified you know like all of a sudden I got a tooth coming out of my cheek yeah like in all these inopportune places and make it I mean obviously if that was a side effect I wouldn't take it but I mean if they're doing it and they figured it out like do they grow in your mouth or do they grow them somewhere else and then implant them well I think probably yeah I think they grow right of

out of your mouth they come right out of your mouth yeah how the fuck have they not cured baldness yet i think that that's getting close to that how the fuck have they not cured that yet it's wild to me that's the zillion dollar fucking you have a basos is walking around with no fucking hair on his head how the hell is he not i it's coming though it's coming i'm shocked that they haven't done that yeah i think it's harder than it's fucking and it appears though and sure right i would say so right And I think also you got your, the FDA is that, you know, they kind of have you, they have hoops that you make you jump through. In the United States, but not in other countries, like. Yeah.

I think it's coming though. I think it will happen. The person who figures that out will be the richest human of all fucking ever, of all time. Oh, yeah. And then you see your bald friends start coming in with giant heads of hair and stuff like that. You're like, hmm. Teeth growing out of their cheeks. I got the two for one.

What else do I have here. Oh, what else do I have here? Oh, fucking fuck Sonic, the restaurant. Oh, really? After years of not using Sonic because they fucked up my order every single time. After years, Q, they had, they had years to get their act together. Yeah. And I really was, like, in a mood for a burger.

the other day. I was like, you know what? I haven't had Sonic in so long, and I like Sonic burgers. So we ordered Sonic. And guess who fucked up the order? Sonic did. I am calling for a fucking nationwide boycott of Sonic. I don't know if they could fucking survive it when I drive by the Sonic by our house. I'm like, is that so, is that still only? Is that still open? Really? What a middle town? Yeah. There was also one over in Shrewsbury that was like, tucked so far back like in this plaza that, yeah, that's totally gone now. But yeah, I was just like, What is, like, what is in the water at Sonic that they cannot get a fucking order right?

Has the world recovered from the pandemic yet? Or are we still, like, can't find people to work jobs? I think that's still the case. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think that's still the case that people are, uh, and now with ice rounding up everybody that they were losing those workers. So, I might never be the same for you in Sonic, brother. You might have to just go total.

I noticed when I went to Sonic, it was always, it always seemed to be a bunch of teenagers. Yeah. Which makes sense, you know. They're like, fuck this guy. They don't care about your burger. I mean, I got fucking. text answer. It wasn't my burger since they didn't they didn't include,

it was it? They didn't include Marybeth's dinner at all. Oh. Yeah. So. And then DoorDash is like, all right, we'll give you the,

uh, the price of the meal or the price of the food or whatever. Nothing for inconvenience. Nothing for like, well, now I don't have any fucking dinner. Did you order on it on what? DoorDash.

Well, that's why. They're like, we're not fucking responsible. That guy ate it on the way to you. Probably did. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah. The fact I'm going to take that as fact. Can complain now? Oh, the butterfly thing, too. I had a note about that. There was a girl who was, this redheaded copperhead girl was sitting so still for so long because she wanted a butterfly to land on her.

So her mom could take a picture. I'm not kidding around. It was like 20 minutes. Oh, good. And then eventually she just gave up. She was upset. And then she found a dead butterfly. And put it on our head.

I posed with it. That's how bad she wanted a butterfly. Oh, that's fucking Instagram. fucking, you know. They don't know on Instagram. They don't know if that butterfly's dead on Instagram. As far as all her followers knew. Yeah.

She's fucking. All 26 people. The butterflies love her. She's like snow white. She walks in. They all flock to her. Even the dead ones. Dead ones.

Taylor Swift is good to have sex with. There's a certain Taylor Swift songs. I have the link here, but for some reason the link is now dead. Did you hear about your boy? I heard he got engaged. You got engaged. You had to be happy. Do you think you'll get invited to the wedding?

No, I don't think so, no. Would you go? Right, you'd have to go. Oh, in a heartbeat, I'd go. How could you not go? I mean, you know how I was talking about how I got fucking railed on about my decision to do that operation with socks? Yeah. Those two kids, they fucking take it on the chin, the internet fucking, like they announced they're getting married and it's like that people come out and droves to fucking shit on it.

Yeah, I don't think it matters that much When you're worth like billion dollars You always say that I think a lot I think that's the go-to move It doesn't matter because they have money Like yeah But they have feelings though

They don't care They trust me Their feelings are fine If they didn't care They wouldn't announce to the world That they're engaged No there are way more people That care than are the people

Who are being mean to them And that's where they're making Many many many dollars Why would they care I mean, they have the ultimate fuck you money. They're like, I don't care what you think. Fuck you. I don't know.

People like artists are sensitive though. She's an artist. Dude. That girl. You don't lose that sensitivity just because you cross over a different tax bracket. Yeah, you do. You think so? Of course you do.

Absolutely you do. Why wouldn't you? So if Walt was richer, the comment about stocks wouldn't bother them. Not any way, shape, or form. That's not true. It is on. It's not true.

They would fucking annoy the piss out of me. No, I wouldn't. I'm telling you, as God is my witness, I would be just as fucking bad if I had a billion dollars in the bank. It's just if I had a dollar. No fucking way. I'm telling you. You wouldn't be online.

Why? I've tried to build up my fucking bank account. I only got a dollar. You'd be doing literally anything you want to do that's enjoyable in life because you have the money. I would be doing the same thing. Yeah. If I had a billion dollars, I'd be sitting in in a room and fucking get them. That's what I want to do.

Well, I can't argue with you. You're saying that. I had the same discussion with problem. What was that? Get on, Mike. You want to hear this. If you had a billion dollars, you just want to come and sit with me every day? Oh, my God.

I'm about to cry. Holy shit. Ray was like, what would you do if you won the Powerball? You'd say, would you quit? I'm like, no. You want to talk about two different things. You're talking about not changing your routine versus giving a shit what anonymous fucking assholes online say about you.

Like, there's, why would you care at all? I don't think money automatically absolves you from feeling. If it does, that is a problem, then, because then it really is the root of all evil. If you become this unfeeling, uncaring monster. No, but it could, but you're talking about people who are being mean to you. I don't think not paying attention and not caring about that makes you went to a monster. I think that does quite the fucking opposite. The people who are online telling them that whatever shit they're giving Travis and are the monsters.

Not the two people just getting annoyed to having it like falling in love. I think if I had a billion dollars, I would get more hate online. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If get him won the lottery. And I was touched initially, like for a second, I was touched by that comment that you would just keep coming to work and hang out in a room with me. But then I think back, wait a minute, there's absolutely nothing. short of a catastrophic event that would change his routine, though.

Nothing would change his routine. I don't know if it's me. I don't, I think it's not as touching as you're thinking of this. No, it's not. He just does it. He's incapable of change. So he would, he still would fuck a buy rancid meat with a billion dollars in the bank. And he would still come in here and tell me, fuck a pointless andane stories.

And meanwhile, how hard is it that he has a bit? billion and you're still where you're at. You know, like, I've got to listen to this. I've got no choice but to listen to this shit. Can I borrow a dollar for a kid cap down? Yeah, but I do hope that they have a long, happy marriage because the odds are stacked against them. Two celebrities.

I don't know. Has he retired? He's playing probably one more year. I think he probably has one more year. And if he doesn't rebound and have a better year, he doesn't rebound and have a better a year than last year. I'm sure he has to think about retiring. Well, also, his wife is one of the richest women in the world,

so I'd be like, oh, fuck it. Again, though, that, like, that's, I think that's the default that most people think. Well, his wife is rich, but you don't think he wants to But isn't he worth millions of dollars as well? Yeah, but then if you're

just sitting around playing fucking Xbox while your wife is fucking writing hit songs. Then you're, and all of a sudden, you're just that fucking dude that marry Brit. Oh, no, he, he, no, he's already, isn't he considered like a great quarterback? Oh, that close his name. No, he's a titan, yeah, you're just, uh, titan, sorry. Isn't he considered like a, like, yeah, he'll probably go in Hall of Fame.

Yeah, so like, what is he's got nothing left to prove? Kevin Federline. Right, but then you, but you have to do something every day to, I think as a man to, like, it is not playing PlayStation and your wife's going, and, you know, travel around making all this money and now you're just sitting around doing nothing i don't think those are his only options yeah he could be he's a good podcaster too yes i'm saying he's he was funny and happy gilmore too he could he could do some stuff yeah but yeah but he's a blessed man he's gonna live a blessed life yeah but it the odds are stacked against that marriage lasting though i think i just because

celebrity marriages are seemingly always fall apart after a little while i don't know about Then you got your Tom Hanks' and your Rita Wilson's. Yeah. Was she famous, so? Sure. I thought she was an actress prior to meeting him. Not nearly as famous as him, obviously. See, I don't really know her as a name.

Did she, Mergin? Dan DeVita, Rio Perlman. But I can name you a billion. Of course. I can rattle off a billion in marriages of two famous people. I can name you a billion marriages of guys in my firehouse that fucking fell apart. I know. I just hope that there's, you know, that.

it's a long, you know, and forever for them, just to kind of make up. If you can get that back to him, you know, because I make up maybe for some of that shitty the internet is. I have no way to contact that, man. Because, you know, the internet is not wishing that for them. I think a lot of people are wishing that for them. All the Swifties are. Yeah, definitely. Well, they're legion.

But, you know, the miserable cunts. Yeah, they're out there. The world. They got opinions. They are not wishing. And you're going to hear it. And they're right about them. Happy.

Yes. Their opinions are correct. And your opinions are not... It's not even an opinion. No, and you're an evil person for thinking, though. Don't disagree with them. Now, does that kind of cut her legs out as a songwriter, though, because she can't write about...

Her breakups anymore? Her breakups and her... No. It has to be all positive, though, if you're writing about your husband. You got a fight with them. If that's what she chooses to write about, yeah. Yeah, maybe you've got an argument. I don't know.

She's like, I got a billion and you don't. part of the lyrics will she ever pull that card on him you think no i'd pull it in the vows don't forget no she'll never she'll never use it against him he's got so much money that it's it's not like he needs more than the money he has he've never you've never said something there's a no go zone if you're in relationship with somebody you're like i'm not ever going to use that against her but i think she's ever broken i've been like and used it like oh fuck i was probably i said to myself i was never going to use that card and i played it have i ever done that? Yeah. Have you ever just like said something that you're like, I shouldn't use that card?

That was, that was a low blow. I shouldn't have. Based on how much money I have? No, no. It's just not anything, no, because you can, in a fit of anger, you could, she could get mad at him and say, what is she going to say? You're only worth 500 million as opposed to my 700 million? Like, what did she get to say? You're poor. Yeah. I mean, if anything, like, they're pretty equal. Like, he doesn't need her money at all. Prenup Probably, yeah, probably, I would say so But probably a very easy pre-up

To get through You keep yours, I keep mine Originally I brought her up because, and I would not have thought this But I saw an article, Taylor Swift songs to have sex to And there's a whole bunch I would not think that she was the And I made me wonder, well, what's on your What's on your playlist?

Probably not Taylor Swift, right? We did this with Tim once. Yeah, we did this. Yeah, and I did a mother-in-law football theme. Yeah, I guess you're going. Yeah, it's talking all about, like, intimacy, physical attraction, breathy, moaning, desires and potential transgression. I like professional wrestling on TV while I'm doing it. Yeah?

Good background. sweaty, masculine men writhing all over each other. Keep the sound of the crowd. Sweat of flying. I'm going to put you in a full Nelson. Yeah. Is they do that?

You're ready to take a bump, bitch. Going off the top rope. Cues going to the top rope. Look out. Here comes Cue ropes. Here comes Cue. Standing on the edge of the bed. Ding, ding, ding.

You know a luchador mascot. I'm ready to go, man. George, the animal, steal on you. I call this game pregnant. Yeah, it sounds nice. Would you try Taylor Swift, if you're not listening to wrestling? Um, sure. Yeah?

Yeah, why not? Give it a try. I don't find a music particularly sensual, but it's got some good songs. They're saying the key songs or dress. So it goes. False God. I can see you. Guilty as sin and lavender haze.

Well, listen to this dress song. I'm going to see. That's the number one selection, dress. From 1989. You see, how long did she bring her own songs in 18? No, no, no, the album name is 89. Oh, okay. I was like, how the fuck is that possible?

No, that's the album. It's a great album. It's like 11 in 89? Oh, so I know that song. Uh, style. Yeah. With sensual descriptions of attraction. Yeah.

My songs are. a bit older than that. There's nothing going to be that current, you know, some Leo Sayre. What year is that? You make me feel like dancing. Seventy-7. Got to dance in that away. Oh, in that high-pitched voice.

You make me feel like dancing. Yeah, there you go. I'm getting all chubby right now. I got on a set of teen wolf. Yeah, here he is. Look at this Yeah, man You know people got busy to this shit

Oh yeah, definitely Yeah Nothing to know the current fangle shit That makes me fucking The opposite of fucking ready Right I feel like a turtle Going inside a shell

When I hear that new shit Taylor Swift Yeah, it's like my cock fucking retreats Inside my body That's not good You can't have that Anything new anything post

1990. Wow, you have it? 1990. It makes my, yeah, makes my member just want to fucking run and hide the last thing. I'm going to say that,

like sometimes you put on something like Wutang and then all of a sudden there's like a skit in the middle of it. Yeah, yeah. Like get your nuts on that. Yeah. That's all right.

You do it in the playlist. It'll be fine. Yeah. Oh, is that it? That was it for me, I think. I think that's all I had, yeah. although the guy from walking tall

you remember that movie the original the original movie walking tall yeah wasn't that Joe Don Baker carry a big stick yeah it's uh they're saying that he actually murdered his wife

whoa why won't this Joe Don Baker murdered his wife no no no I think the real life the actual sheriff oh okay I was like holy shit the real life story it's based on speak softly and carry a big stick is that the is that the

tag mind. I never even saw. I never saw Walking Tall. Oh, wow. So the movie is based on this incident? I think it was based on him as a sheriff, right? The movie, he was portrayed on a 1973 hit movie led people to believe that his wife was ambushed by his enemies. Holy fuck. How'd they figure that out? Yeah, I mean, they're still working on cases from the 70s.

58 years ago. He's dead. He died seven years later. later. Right. But how the fuck did they figure it out? Internet sleuths. I don't know.

That's crazy. Yeah, it doesn't say in the article I read either. Oh, I want to know. Beaufort Pusser fans. You can't defend himself. No. He was a tough but fair sheriff of zero tolerance for crime. It's got to be right.

Oh, it says investigators covered up that, um, she suffered signs of domestic violence. Oh, boy. They began re-examining files on her death in 2022 as part of a regular review of cold cases. And then they found inconsistencies between the sheriff's version of events and the physical evidence. And then they received a tip about a potential murder weapon, exhumed the woman's body, the wife's body for an autopsy. Wow. I wanted to ask you guys next week.

Oh, Sheriff died in a car crash, too. If you guys want to bring one old story to read that. tell and have an old re-tell him Steve Dave episode just one story that you've told on see tell him Steve Dave then you know I'd like to retell all right sure all right think of something I like it I'm in do it it'll be interesting fun here if anything's changed well I wouldn't be able to tell you but I mean but I bet you listeners a baby oh yeah this part changed and they they didn't mention this why is you a hero in this story all right that's it Steve Dave.

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