Tell Em Steve-Dave - #651: The Geriatric Podcast

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Baseball Karen, Walt gets TV shamed, War of the Worlds, Gay Siamese twins, top links, Walt brings a game.

I think I was mislabeled as a Karen. Can't you get friends or something? So you can talk about my hog? Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. Thank you for joining us. I'm here with Walt Flanagan. Yo.

And BQ. Hello. Hey, boys. Hello, boys. Bad news, Walt. I found out that other countries cannot vote for Teddy. Were you aware of this? I wasn't aware of this, but I got a strong feeling that was the case when, you know, people were showing me they got blocked.

I think a VPN can handle. Yeah, but I think a lot of our listeners are kind of like me. You know, they don't have that kind of cyber knowledge and how to get around and get over on. It's a great opportunity to learn. Didn't we used to sell VPNs for some company? Yeah, we did. We used to hawk them. Yeah.

Wow. Q, I was talking to Walt about this. And because you guys are, you're both sports guys. And you're more of a baseball guy, though. Yeah. More of a video game guy. Are you now? Anything of all staying home, I'm more of.

What is with this recent spate of people stealing baseballs from children and hats and all those sports memorabilia? Is this an ongoing thing, but we're just becoming aware of it now? Yeah. I think so. I think it's always been going on. Because I've been watching a lot of this sports stuff with Cairns and, you know, Polish exactly. Did you see the Phillies, Karen? I did not see it, but I heard about it.

Somebody showed me a picture of her. But I've heard all about it. Yeah. Now, that's, I think, an appropriate use of the term Karen for what she did. When I was called a Karen on the cruise ship, just because I thought. I thought it was ridiculous for them to throw out a trivia question because no one knew it but me. Yeah. And I stamp my feet and I, you know, got a little irate.

I don't think that's the same circumstances. Sure. I think I was mislabeled as a Karen or slurred as a Karen. Yeah, taking a baseball from a little boy. That, especially with that kind of, you could just see how. The hair cut. She was like in the guy's face and stuff. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You didn't see the footage? No, no, I just saw a picture of her. Oh, okay. I don't want to know anything that's going on in the world. You don't know anything about it? We really don't want to know a single thing. Burn, baby, burn.

I do think that it might curtail, though, this kind of behavior, though. If I think the next person who's like, I'm going to walk up there and scold this person for taking a baseball, I think they might rethink it. They're going to think twice. Because, well, wait a second, do I want my face plaster all over the Internet? Do I want people wanting my skin and my job for this? Yeah. I might just go buy a baseball at the fucking... Your faith in humanity is amazing, Walt.

At the fan shop. I might just go and drop $30 on a baseball. Yeah. Or we just realize it's just a fucking baseball and who fucking cares. People are coming after so hard, even the dad of the son, the kid who got the baseball taken from him. Oh, he had to tell people. He was like, just don't leave her alone.

Like, I think she's, I think she's learned her less. Show me the footage, get him. She doesn't need. You guys have got me here now. I'm invested. All right. Home run ball. So, home run ball.

Now it lands over by empty seats. Yeah, so that guy got it. So it was not even her row. It was the seat in front of her. Right. So she does know, oh, and he's hugged his son? Yeah. Do you see how scared he got when she came over?

He's like, ooh. And she's giving him hell. She's reading him the riot act because she said it was in her row or ahead of her row. And that's why she deserves to have. have it. Does she have a kid with her? No. It's her and her husband. Do we know that she didn't have a child? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She got the ball, though. She got the ball. She walks back. She got the ball a lot more than she fucking care. Forget. I don't see a kid. Will they show? Okay, they didn't show the last part. She gives the whole crowd the finger because they were all booing her. All right. So she's an idiot. As a sportsman. Yeah. Do you think she was in the wrong? She was in the wrong. There are some people who say she's not on the wrong. She was in the wrong.

I think she was. It's not in the room. It doesn't matter where it fucking goes. There's somebody at this table who vehemently defended her to grab that baseball. Let me just move this mic over a little bit. Beamently. How? With the most ridiculous theory.

Okay. I said since it appears the ball hit the husband and then bounced down because it hit him, he's got possession. Like, you know, he suffered the pain of getting hit by the ball. Take the mic away from him. I don't want to hear this. Sorry, Keith. I said the same thing. I was like, if that husband can't manage the hand on to that baseball,

that's it. He should have a look. It's a fucking baseball game. I think that, look, obviously, that guy's married to that woman. He's got a lot bigger problem instead of if he's got the baseball or not. But, I mean, dude, come on. That was wild. And the little kid standing there.

I mean, good for the guy for just being like, take it back. So what happened to her? She got, well... I don't think she's really been identified. No, she has. In fact, her name is Karen. Is it really? Oh, it's confirmed that is accurate?

Yeah, that it was accurate. That she issued any kind of statement? I read that she was, um, she just asked people to leave her alone. I don't think she apologized. I didn't see that. I'm sure they will, just because she asked. Right. Yeah.

Well, until the next person comes along, that they can pile on. I think, yeah, I think this is probably out of the news cycle. I don't think she's probably not hearing anything. You think? But get him You can't, like, just because you can't, just because you don't have the dexterity to fucking catch a ball doesn't give you the right to be like, that's mine because I'm a fucking, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a fucking wooden beam. I'd be embarrassed to claim it. Yeah, I don't have the, I don't have the, I don't have the dexterity in my.

hands to catch a ball doesn't mean just because you can't get out of the way of it also that you that it's yours though i didn't i just said that i think that he's got shy he's he's been he's at a rough he's on the wrong side of history yeah oh has he yeah why wouldn't he's defending care we want to get into it oh no really yeah not on like bad stuff not bad stuff oh okay okay oh no just getting his balls busted all right fine we'll talk about a little all fine yeah Something else in sports. I really, I want to get your opinion, particularly, Q. Yeah.

I have a picture here, and it's of a man cave. And I wanted you to tell me if anything about this man cave sticks out to you. Okay. All right. Okay. My eyesight not being what it used to be. Even Q has, needs fucking bifocals now. It's over for T.

If you have to use fucking readers, we are definitely the. geriatric podcast. I can confirm whether Gerrath. You were the last bastion of hope for us to

like six months. Oh, it's my picture. There it is. Yeah, that's it. I mean, this is like a fucking cool basement.

No, it's not a basement. It's a second floor. But I'm wondering, our friend Walt Flanagan, who I would understand is a man of memes. Why is he watching sports

on a 21-inch cathode ray tube TV? That is. Not 21 inches. That's a big TV. It's a far away shot. Was it? And then I was like, all right, I guess the door.

I'm 20 feet away from the TV. How could you see it? I mean, it almost looks square of the TV. It's a four by three TV. Like Johnny Carson played on this TV. No, get the hell out of here. That TV looks old, man. How old is that TV?

That TV is easily 20 years old? Oh, my God. Why do I need a new TV? It works. It's pre-Sandy. that's a pre-sandy TV oh yeah yeah I think because you love sports so much is a gift to yourself I have an extra TV do you want it no I've never complained once about it you guys are TV shaming me because it's not fucking 100 inches like you guys have a fucking movie screen kind of yeah well I'll send

everybody else in America no I mean it's it's a it's a shockingly square TV what does that mean square because like see the TV that we're on is a letterbox that's like that's letter box. It must be heavy, huh? No, it's light as a feather. I got it at Sears. Does I have a cathode? Sears went out of business ten years ago.

He's got to replace the red bulb and the green bulb in it. Yeah, I want you to be nicer to yourself. I want you to get yourself a nice big TV. You deserve it. The big TV's in the bedroom. Okay. Mo screen, mo problems. Because then that doesn't fit my wrong.

I mean, it doesn't fit the bracket on the wall then. You are right. Then I got to change the arm and everything. I got to fucking get a handyman in. You're right. And then all of a sudden that new TV is costing me a fortune. And it's also now blocking my shelves where all my beautiful hard covers are. You don't have the room for it.

I don't have the room for it. I got to make do. And that's what I've been. You know, that's a kind of guy I've been. Yeah. I'm a make do kind of dude. Yeah. You really are.

Yeah. I don't fuck. And I don't bitch about it. bitch about it and I don't sit there and go man I wish I had a big fucking TV Never Never once have I said that I believe you

I totally believe it Grumble into Deb Is that Captain Britain in the right corner down there It's an omnibus Of Excalibur? No, the Cat in Britain stories Okay From England

Oh is that You know the new Captain Britain It's a woman Is that include her adventures as well or just That's volume I bet you her adventures are in volume two when I stopped the volume one. Oh, I see, I see.

You wanted the character as he was for 60 years? Yeah. I understand. I understand. Yeah, well, yeah, I'm kind of a traditionalist in that sense. Only in comics. Only in comics. I see some Laverne and Shirley here.

Oh, yeah, I got a Laverne and Shirley box. It never opened it. Never opened it? Never opened it? But I got it. Wait, there's a day going to come. I don't know when that day is, but I have so much shit to watch and read. Yeah.

And I'm like, I am, you're not going to see me for like a year straight. Really? I am just going to just get into all the shit that I have not read and watched. And it's going to be a glorious year where I come out. My beard is longer than Brian Johnson's. Wow. That is a lot of TV watching. So are we, are we, when that comes, are we taking a year off the podcast?

Are we like, we'll see you guys? Yeah, and I'll come back and then I'll fill you in what I was doing for the year. What you were watching. Okay. The other thing I noticed about this picture is Walt's skew sock. I didn't notice that I decided not to say anything At his

But you know what And he took a shoe off The sock twisted But that's his excuse I wouldn't be able to live like that No me neither I'd have to be like I got it Again

Make do kind of dude Make do kind of dude You can just twist your sock around I'm like you know what Fuck it Fuck it Look it Looking down at it

I don't even feel it I don't want to disturb Teddy That I understand If it was a Teddy decision. I'm like, I told me. I wore it like that the entire day with my shoes on. I put it on like that. And I was like, you know what? It's not on. It's on a little cockyed. And I was like, well, it's going to be cockyed today. It's a cockyed day. It's a cockyed day. World better fucking watch out. Because I'm in a bad mood.

Coming at your old cocky world. And if you want to see a picture for this, what we're talking about, just go to at Sunday, Jeff. I don't know what date it was. What date was it? I'll get him. September 7th. September 7th on a Sunday night. Yeah, I know my man cave's not up to par with other people's man caves, but. I don't even have one. You do.

You have a little office, yeah. That's your own. Do you have that fucking basement that could be the man cave of man caves? You've done nothing. I know, I know. Yeah, I. Not even expensive. You just slap up some fucking decor down there in the TV.

You'd be all said. Don't you have a bar down in that basement? Yeah. I wish I was a heavier drinker or drank it all. Make a weed bar out of it. I could do that. Stock it with iced tea. Yeah.

There you go. Some all the iced tea. Some, uh, what is this? Benner. You know what you need down there, buddy? It's a train center. Train set? There's enough room for a train set.

Get that fucking food table out of there. Don't you have that whole second room that's totally empty? Yeah. Train room, baby. Go back to the picture. I'll get him of the, of the, of the shelves. What is this? Oh, is there some AI pictures of Teddy.

Um. He's boxing. But do you see all the shelving units? I mean, you can't see him. And I also go to the other side of the wall. It's King Kong. When I got those. Oh, hold on.

But we got it all, right? Yeah. We got backups for it, baby. All right, we're going again. The Teddy AI pictures. Yes. I have a question. Because I was, I had the idea that I don't know why I went into chat, GPD.

I was like, does Stam? I don't have a sister. city just the thought I had and it turns out it does there's a borough in london that is officially the sister city borough to staten island and i was like oh wow that's that's fucking cool so i just did a screen cap of like chat gpts answer and put it on instagram and oh my god the comments were brutal what way i did i read four of before i just took the post down it was like 300 things of just like why are you it was either people like you're evil for using AI or I'll never watch a show again because of AI dude it was like I read the first five or six and I was like I'm not

dealing with any of this and then people all defending me were like we're like defending me the wrong way you know what way was that though the way just like you know bringing politics and I was like I was like honestly I was like I think I was like I was like I was like I I might just delete my social media. I'm like, who, what do I want a part of any of this anymore? No, I can understand that. I'm like, this is crazy. Like, it's wild.

Like, the hatred that came just for asking something that everybody I know is doing. But just because I posted it, like, I mean, the shit I got, I was like, why, why am I on here again? And it was a post of what? I'm sorry. It was just a screen cap of chat GPT answering my question about Staten Island. Literally. Oh, just answering a question? It was, that's all it was.

It wasn't even a photo. It was like, does stand out and have a sister city. And I saw that post, yeah. I took it down. I was like, I'm not. I went crazy when I saw it. Yeah, I know. You must have went nuts.

Bananas. I have not faced any kind of repercussions for using the AI photos of Teddy. We just have to stick to like Teddy for your rock star. I'm sure now that we brought it to everybody's attention. I'm sure I'm going to hear about it now. But you know what? If it means, if it's a difference between winning and losing this contest, yeah. Yeah.

Because I cannot wait. There's going to be some people. who are like when Teddy wins. Yeah. Their cornflakes are going to taste a little different that morning. Some sore asses out there. And that's going to be because Teddy urinated in their bowl. Each and every one all.

All three of the people who emailed me to say I should not have Teddy in the contest are going to have cornflakes are untaste them. Three people. Three people. Now, get him, you saw a reaction. You saw the reaction to what I posted or you just know what was coming, I say. You knew, you thought to yourself, Q's going to face a bit of a backlash for this? Wow.

I would not have thought that. How come I didn't face any backlash? Smallers? Or maybe. More loyal for them. Yes, I was going to use the word that they're ants and they know that they're also smart enough to know it's fucking meaningless. Yeah.

Like, what should Q have done? Hired somebody to answer that question? Yeah. Because he took money out of somebody's pocket. By using chat beat GPT? Yeah, tell me what I did wrong. So what it is is you're destroying the environment, you're destroying people's homes, you're destroying communities. I am now.

Yes, raising electricity bills, all for useless AI. So I could have just Googled it? That's what they said, which is pretty much the same thing. Because if you ask Siri... I would have gotten shit for Google to it? No, no, no, it's not. I'm just saying it's basically the same thing because if you ask Siri, that's kind of AI. If you ask Google, it kind of gives you that automatic AI.

so AI is pretty much entrenched and everything. Such an easy question. Like I guess I'll just Google for now on. I tell you, if it wasn't for fucking me wanting to do more Q.S, I would, I would just delete. I would literally just delete Twitter and Instagram and be like, I don't want to interact with society anymore. That's what happens. Frank told me, though, that the usage of chat GPT is rampant, though.

Everybody fucking uses. For what, like for student papers and stuff? thing he said that it's it's it's a problem oh no i don't know that much about a i so so they're saying that it uses up more electricity and stuff but like sort of like farming for bitcoin or something like that kind of thing oh i didn't know that if i was aware of that you wouldn't have been making all these ai pictures of teddy yeah were your lights dimming as you made them yeah i was probably had the house of browning out and i was like i wonder why that's happening oh well i got to make more teddy fucking a i

That TV drawing so much power. Yeah, right? That's the fact that my fucking footprint is way smaller because my TV is fucking... Oh, no. I think your TV is using way more energy. Yeah. Oh, really? Like, and it's old?

Yeah, definitely. Probably has three fans built into it. Oh, I thought it since it was older, it wasn't using as much. Because the screen was smaller. Now, is that the only reason then? Like, because, like, these pictures, if you said, like, of Teddy, if you were like, oh, they're Photoshopped, I'd be like, okay, I would believe they were photoshopped. Like, what the difference between Photoshop and AI is that AI is because it uses up more electricity or energy? I, I don't know if you know this, but.

Okay. I think a large portion of the Internet, they need something to be mad about. Yeah. They think the lives matter. Yeah. Would be my guess? And if they can pawn even a quasi-celebrity, that is, that's like, that's like big game hunting. Yeah.

If you can put a celebrity in their place. Yeah. Not that, I'm not, I mean, I'm using Q as the example. Not me. Like, I don't think anybody cares if I'm using AI at the end of the day, but. Oh, you'll hear it if they do it at least out. Well, right now, yeah, that we brought it to you. Well, they got me.

They got my head mounted on a wall. And you have deleted the app of chat GPT from your phone. I agree. Sure. Yeah. Lesson learned. They haven't happened everything, huh? I don't know that. Lesson learning. That is not AI. That's just the cutest fucking dog that ever lived. In his pajamas.

Christmas teddy in his pajamas. That is a 100% accurate photo. Oh, he is adorable. Yeah, it is a good picture. Wow. So I had this other thing. too. Did you get, are you guys not hip to the only news that matters?

They found evidence of life on Mars. Did you not see this? I did not see that. I was going to bring it up, but then I heard that it's still just the hypotheses. I mean, but why not talk about it like it's real? I think it should be huge news.

How is it not? Because I did a little digging. Oh, you did? And it's, again, more like headline that scientists say, but then if you reel of it first, whether it's like scientists say it could be. Oh,

yeah, NASA rover findings could be the clearest sign of life on Mars. Let's say that they are for a second. Isn't that huge news? Or does everybody just assume that there was life there at some point? It's just a matter of finding it. I think it comes down to the life. If it's like a single cell,

you know, minuscule little fucking, sperm is oh, and nobody really cares. But that's a Martian. It is, but it's not the same thing as something with legs and eyes. It's not, but that planet's so old. What if life had evolved there existed, died, and here we are billions of years later, and that's all that's left them?

It's not going to, I think it's not going to change, really. I don't think it's going to change anybody's... Proof of life, other life in the galaxy is not going to do it. No, I don't... I think it has to be... It has to be something with a mouth in eyes that talks and walks. Right. Okay.

Yeah, I do. I mean, I think we've come to that point. Society needs something. We need more bang for our buck. You can't, you can't... A single cell under a microscope, people are going to be like, yawn. Yes. But something like crawls up out of the rock with like six arms.

Yeah. Now you're talking. It looks like something right Harryhausen fucking animated. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's what we need. All right. I understand the difference between the two. I still think that's pretty exciting, though, though, that they're.

found evidence of life. Yon, Q. You're right. Did they say something offensive? Second Oval of his mouth, it will. I don't think we want to, well, I mean, I don't you want to get in it, but I don't know if we really want to fucking

confirm that there's life anywhere else. We ain't got this one figured out. Let's not fucking try to discover other ones that we can alter or bully. Speaking of Life on Other Plans, did you see War of the World starring Ice Cube? I heard about this movie. I heard it was one of the worst rated movies in the history of tomatoes. Yeah, rocked tomatoes.

Once I heard that I had to watch it. Did you watch it? I watched it. And it is, it's awful. It's so bad that you're like, you can tell they made it like during the pandemic because everything is on screens. Like, it's very rarely people interacting with each other. It's always Ice Cube. He's like some NASA specialist or, or it's not NASA, but NSA specialist guy.

And he's like constantly FaceTiming with different people, like his daughter and this bad, his son. And then there's a bad guy who's trying to bring everything down. It's, uh, it's really astounding that they made it. Was it set? Because I heard it was. Was it set in the universe, the Tom Cruise universe? Because I heard it was, which blew my mind. That's not something that I, no, it's not.

aware of that it didn't seem like it because i read an article where it was like it was they didn't look anything like the other mom the other oh okay so maybe that was inaccurate though because i was just like i can't believe that um a kind of a sequel to that tom cruise movie which i love the spielberg one came out and i didn't hear anything about it because this is an old movie that just all of a sudden just the internet decided to focus it's it's pretty terrible laser beam on and eviscerate like if you're like hey man i'm in the mood watch a bad movie and laugh at it, then this is a good one for you. You know Ice Cube's like, when that

movie come out? Hold on. I thought it came out a long time ago. You know he probably when it came out and didn't fucking... I think it was made in 2020. Nobody noticed it. He was like... Right. But then all of a sudden it just resurfaces for no longer reason. July of

7th or 2025. Oh, wow. Okay. All right. Ice Cube. I guess he was looking for something to do during the pandemic. I guess so, man. But it's like you can tell that's the reason that they shot it like this. But even like The CGI just looks like dog shit. Yeah.

Yeah, I was surprised, like, maybe once they saw how bad it was, or like, we're not going to put that much more money into this with the special effects. Is he the lead? Like, he's in, like, he's the main guy, yeah. He's the main guy. He's, he's not meant to carry a movie, I don't think. Didn't seem that way to me anyway. November to December 2020.

November to December 2020. Oh, sorry. Yeah, right in the pandemic. It took five years to release, though, huh? That's wild. Because, like, should we? Should we? Do you think we should?

Well, I think you sunk all the money is. You got to recoup some of it, I would think. And it only came out in streaming, right, on streaming. Right, Amazon, I think. Yeah. It's tough to make your money back, huh? On something like that? Yeah.

Yeah. But, you know what? The best thing that could have happened to it, though, is now more people are watching it than ever, than ever. That would have. Yeah, that definitely would have. Novelty. I would have never watched it. Yeah.

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Encyclopedia puns. The encyclopedia puns, yeah. People like, what's an encyclopedia? Yeah, exactly. It's something that when you used to go to the food store, you could get once a month, or if somebody came to your house selling them. That was the only way. Did you grow up in a home with Encyclopedias? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Cyclopedia Britannica had. Well, top of the line. And then, um, that's no joke. My favorite ones I ever had it with the, um, Charlie Brown. Oh, my God. I remember those. Dude, those were the fucking, I still have two of them in my bookshelf and home. I don't know what happened to the rest.

Remember the Charlie Brown and Cycle. Yeah, and I haven't thought of them. Look at your face, yeah, when they opened the door in your mind. Holy shit, yeah. Oh, my God, yes. They were the best. Oh, yeah, whatever. That is a fucking sweet memory just implanted in my brain.

Thank you. You're welcome, buddy. And if you try Bluchy, Walt, your hog will have a zip code on voting rights before you know it. Come on, you can't go from peanuts in that sweet memory to fucking talking about some dude's hog. I got. You got to be a little bit more delicate. You ever tried to tuck in a submarine wall? Guys, this isn't just about performance.

It's about legacy or third legacy. Give her group chat something to talk about. You know when you lay it down, they're talking about how it gets up. Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little blue choo. Did you find all, did you find her group chat? Believe it or not, she has not once ever talked about my hog or laying it down. And I'm like, I went through all the group chats. Did you yell at her?

I didn't yell at her, but I was just like, hey, you know, I hear that a lot of women, this is like something that you, you gals like to talk about. Why aren't you talking about this? Right. And she goes, well, all my group chats are with the girls. My hog has its own zip code. Aren't you aware of this? I was like, oh, yeah, you really, I guess we don't want to talk about that with the, in the group chat with the kids. Yeah, you're right.

Can't you get friends or something? So you can talk about my hog? just just just texted a random number my husband's your boss is a woman right can you just text you right now and tell her you know how I laid it down last night and I was biblical maybe she could download chat GPT talk to it like it's a person about your hog

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are we talking about so there's a there's one of them is gay and the other one isn't the one's gay and the other isn't they only have one ass oh my god so that means if they want to experiment and he's got to be like there's nothing he can do that like he's he's the one twin appears to be recoiling as the other twin kisses a guy

Is this real? I don't know it's the blunt stories from Instagram It's kind of nuts What do you do? Like how do you tell your your brother like look I'm on my face and ass Oh it's a tough one man

Well, I mean, his face doesn't have to be an ass. It's got to be close to it, though. He can hood him. Like a hawk? Yeah. And, uh, you know, and, uh, you know, and, uh, you know, and, uh, but if there's any, any kind of anal play going on, unfortunately, you know, you as a brother, do you have to just suck it up?

Yeah, you, I mean, if that's your brother, you know, you, you, you know, you, you don't know, I think you got to come to an understanding. It's like, you got to be like, look, you get sucked that guy's dick, but, like, and I'll be there. And you gotta hear it though. I know, but that's what I'm saying. You have to put,

you have to, you have to come up with a. Oh, come on, let's be real. Yeah. There's not a chance on a planet. They can find another guy

that just wants to partake in this, right? I think you're out of your mind. What are you nuts? Of course. You don't think a guy. The Simbees twin girls just had a baby.

Yeah. What are you talking about? I don't know. And he holds a goal, bro. I think you can start far wide. And I think, And the guys you find that are willing to do it are not dating material, I don't think. You think they're the weirdos?

I don't think they're the kind of guys you want to take home to mom. Like, you know, that want to fuck Siamese dudes. I think they're probably pervert. I mean, I don't know. I think they're probably little. Yeah. I mean, that's a bridge. That's a far bridge to fuck ago.

That's the ultimate open mind. You can't get more open than that. You could do a glory hole. He could set himself up and the brother's head could be behind the glory hole while He always just reading. And then the guy who put his thing through the glory hole doesn't know. He just thinks it's like it's... That's information I'd want to know.

Do you want to know if it was a Siamese guy or a guy at all? But I think the whole point of a glory hole, isn't it that like you don't, like it's a total anonymous? I don't think anybody ever thought. I wonder if the guy suck him or the person on the other side of this wall is a Siamese twin. I don't know if anybody's ever pondered that. That's the benefit of the glory hole. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. Ooh. I think you're right. There probably will be somebody who is like, I'm into that, yes. Said exactly like that. Who falls in love with them as a person? I guess, but.

We've seen it with the other two. I mean, what's her name? And why are they going out on telling anybody this, though? I don't know. Why are they running? All I know is I saw a picture of a dude kiss at a semi's twin and said they're gay, so I ran with it. What state or I mean, what country are you from? I don't know.

I don't think it says. Are they, are they Americans? Hard to tell. Ohio. Says, think your life is tough. These guys are Simey's twin and one is gay and they share the same ass. That's rough. Look, they got the same TV as Walt.

Hey, his socks on, on a fucking twisting like lights. You're not wrong. That's a tough. You know, that's, when you're in that situation with your brother, your life is as difficult as it is anyway, and now you're going to be like, I'm going to cockpock you. Yeah. Right? Yeah.

I mean, or the flip side, which is you're going to subject me to this, man. How about we both just remain celibate? I won't go after girls since you don't like that. You don't go after guys since I'm not into that. Oh, man. So they have to live the life of a monk. Oh, that's tough, man. That's tough.

You want them at least to experience it at least once, you know, because they dreamed about it all their lives and everything, and they haven't been able, because it's probably not easy to pull off. Yeah. But now that they've gone on the Internet, I guarantee you that if their inbox is full of people, like Q says, I come around thinking, you're right, there's people probably people who are like, hey, that's my thing. I'm going to be in Ohio next week. They're not bad looking, guys. I was dressed up like a little cowboy as a kid. Ninety-four they were born, or thereabouts. Oh, man.

I mean, I feel so bad. I mean, look, it's just a privilege to even be alive at all in this universe. Especially making your way this long with that kind of. Yeah. It's crazy. Poor guys. I guess there's nothing they could do because a surgery would kill them. It looks, they look pretty into the mind.

What about you go to that Texas bunny ranch? Right. And you get, you hire a male prostitute and you hire a female prostitute. Okay. And one section takes care of business and the other section is doing their thing. If you're the gay one, though, you could be like, look, I found my guy. I don't need to go to the bunny ranch. I mean, I'll go so you can go.

Oh, he does have a boyfriend? Yeah, there's a guy kissing him. They share, hold on, let me say, okay. He already found somebody. Yeah. Separate hearts and stomach share a lower digestible, a groin, a rectum, and a penis over which Adonnie has control. Oh, man. So who's the gay one?

Ronnie Adani. He was a picture kissing Ronnie. Ronnie's the gay guy. No, that's his brother. Wait, what? he's not kissing him on the wood he's kissing him oh that's his brother kissing him yeah that's his brother it looks like he's kissing him right on the mouth i think it's just a weird angle oh okay i thought that was the boyfriend no he's kissing his cheek and stuff like that oh okay

it's the the ronnie is kissing the brother the brother isn't kissing ronnie right gotcha well i would be like look if i control the dick i'm like this is just oh my mega hats out no oh i'm just red hats I mean, fuck them. They're like, why not? Yeah. But right, the Bunny Ranch, I think, is a possibility. I mean, might have to pay a little bit more than...

Yeah, your specialty act at that point. It's a weird one. They have... Is that in Ohio, too? I know it's in Nevada, but do they have? I don't think they have them in... No, no, not in Ohio. They don't have...

I don't even know if the Bunny Ranch is still open, is it? I think caught a lot of shit. It's the most famous. No, it's still available. Yep. In the House of Ill repute. Is that how you say it? It's the only one I've ever really heard named.

They had a TV show on HBO. That's the only reason I know. Yeah, I read an article about that where, like, the women were like, we didn't like Dennis Hoff. Like, anything you saw on that show was bullshit. We heard Dennis Hoff. What's that? Really? They didn't like their pen?

What a shock. It seemed like it was not a great time for them. Even the more famous ones. like Air Force Amy or whatever her name was. Remember her? Yeah. It's been, that show's been off the air.

I wonder what all those. What are they all up to these days? Gals look like today because that's some hard living. I bet that puts some, yeah. Put some mileage on your fucking tires, I think, as a living.

Woo. I have, let me see. There are so many depressing existences out there. That we've managed to avoid living. Yeah, like the next time you start bitching about shit, you're like, well, at least I'm not a Siamese twin without controlling my cock or ass. Yeah, or even a fucking girl worker in the Bunny Ranch.

That's how I abide by that small TV. I'm like, well, at least I don't have another person attached to me. You might be, I don't disagree with you. That's a nice way to look at it. That's why I thank my stars for that tiny TV. I'm holding on now. I have a portable TV. I was doing some work in my house.

A job that started in February this year that was supposed to take two, three weeks is still not even halfway done. And I'm trying to deal with people and not lose my mind. So I'm... You're hanging on by your thread. Very centered, very, like, I'm really handling well.

You're coping well. Yeah, because I think a lot of other people would be like, it's lawyer time and fuck you and all that. Really? It's gotten to that... It's at that stage. Yeah. The only good thing is, like, a lot of the work done has cost them a lot of money they do. So I know they have to come back because I got to get paid. But it's just like, I'm in the middle of a nightmare. They just won't come back. They won't answer texts. They won't come back. I've sent texts that have just been like literally like, is there something going on like in your life that I should know about that like you just don't. It's like five texts. And do you want Johnny Law just to show? up at maybe the place of business and maybe you drop a few not so subtle hints that you're thinking.

I came up with a plan. Okay. And if they just do this one last thing for me, I could then pull the court and get someone else in. But anyway, my point is like even two years ago I would have been flipping out and going crazy. I think like being centered about the work in the house, about the TV, the size of your TV is a very, very good thing. thing. I mean, Brian didn't mention it, but we carpooled in today, you know, like all of Fred and Barney. Yeah. Wow. You got on the old.

We're all environmentally friendly. Yeah, I'm out of a car right now. It's been weeks since nobody can fix, fix my car. I don't know. Is that sitting out in the parking lot? No, no, here? Yeah. No, no, no. It's sitting at Jeep for the last like 20 days. And they're like, we can't get the part in. What are we going to do? So I, so it's like, It's such a hassle. They don't have a fucking loaner they can give you these guys? It's not, I don't, I mean, they would be giving it to me for, for free. I doubt it.

They don't have to pay for the usage of their loaner, I would think. It's not their responsibility to give me a car because. I think only if it's like, yeah, like you're releasing it through them or something like that. But if you bought it through them. Do you want to borrow the crown? I'm dead serious. You want to borrow the crown Vic for a couple of weeks? Oh, I can't do that.

I bring a dog, you know, in the car all the time. I don't want to fuck up your car. All right. But it's a bitch, though, man, trying to schedule, you know, because my daughter has school. She has work. My wife is working. So I'm like, at this point now, I'm like resorting to, you know, just hitching rides just to get places. Well, your employee over here has a car.

He has a car, but, you know, I don't know if you've noticed it in the parking lot. I have. There's no room for a minute. He's actually formed the outline of his body can only fit into it now. You know, it's like he has to get in a certain way and exit a certain way, or else everything collapses of all this shit that's in it. Yeah. It's a Collier's mansion car on four wheels. Right.

What's in that car? What isn't? Mail. Of course. Receipts, bags, clothes. Horseheads? Is that still in there? Horseheads.

Yeah. Yeah. It's one of, and I don't know, like, the cynic in me always goes to, this motherfucker's doing it so I can't utilize them in more ways. Like, I can't be like, hey, come grab this mail. Or, hey, I need you to do this. Yeah. I can't. I can't do it. My car's full of shit. You know that. Yeah. Oh, well, with that big goofy smile. Yeah.

Yeah. And he's right. He wins. I mean, he also can't get late, but like he can't get the fucking packages. I don't know if that's the reason why. Nobody will fuck him in that fucking heap of garbage. You can't pick up a girl in that car. You can't show up to a date in that car.

I didn't even think of that aspect, but yeah, you're probably right. Yeah. But that's complaining, though. You're right. That's complaining that I haven't had a car in 20 days. You're alive. You're healthy. Look at you.

You look great. Thank you. I feel great. You want to play a game? You look, you know what? You had a little scruff last time I saw. saw you. You shaved. You're very tightly shaved today. Makes you look significantly younger.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, it really does. Sometimes I get lazy because I don't have to be at a real job. Yeah. And so I'm like, I wake up and I'm like, do I shave today? Fuck it. Do I fix my socks and straighten them? Fuck it.

Oh, man. My underwear's on crooked? Fuck it. No one's going to see that anyway. Fuck. But if I had, if I was back of my old job, I probably would be a little bit more cognizant of the grooming. Yeah. Yeah, but since I'm only coming in to see him and I'm not, come on, he's not making any effort.

Why should I? Fucking wondering. That's a marriage right there. So many years in, like, fuck her. Fuck him. I don't care. He's got uncooked pop-tart crumbs in his beer. If he's not going to try.

Sorry, I get him. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart, buddy. Don't worry about it. But, you know, credit recredit's due. He's come up. with, he's on a bit of a hot streak. Really? Yeah, he's come up with some good suggestions that have been like 10 bellers.

I want to reveal him yet. Okay. Yeah. He's on a bit of an uptick. Mm-hmm. And so if he can keep doing that, if he can bat 250, you know, then he kind of goes under the radar. Okay.

All the other shit kind of goes underneath the radar. All right, all right. You're about $2.50. And speaking of which, I mean, unless you have something else. I don't. I did have a sex expert if you guys wanted to try to guess the kinks. Would love to. The most popular kinks today.

Today, and have things changed dramatically since, I don't know, maybe the 50s? Oh, has to. I think so. I think so. Sex expert reveals couples' most popular secret fantasies and the top. Top kink might shock you. Let's take a guess. I mean, I know in my day it was always get that third one, get that second woman in there.

Oh, a third. Okay, so you're going to go with. No, I'm saying to my day. It was like, how do I get this chick to make out with that chick? Right. Now. I'm going to say the top kink is a violent fantasy. A violent fantasy.

Like choking and slapping and something of that? Yeah, I'm going to say it's something a bit more like. like really like on the fringe of like no one thinks like you know that's sexy but no way that's not everyone like if you're playing family feud and you're like name of kink I don't know if the top one's going to be like you know slap me strangle me he knows I've never heard guys say they want that I've heard a lot of girls say they want it it is it is it is a common thing with females isn't it yeah I don't know about common but I just like I've only I've only heard it from you're watching a lot of date line is because there's a lot of

of fucking guys who strangle women, I'm sure. Well, I don't mean it's a crime. Obviously, yeah. Well, they're also getting off on it, too. I'm talking about consensual, like, you know, loving. It's hard to put, it's hard to put those two together. In a loving, consensual relationship, I want you to slap me and strangle me. I don't think it's hard.

I think if I was with a girl that was like, I'm into this. The problem is I have been with girls who like that. And I'm not able to pull it off like they want because I'm always like, I don't, I don't know it. You can't get into a. role, the role of... I've walked out of sex. Because it got too abusive? Because the shit, the women, the woman was requesting, I was like, I don't, I don't want

to do any of this. It seems illegal. Yeah. And it was before I had a TV show, too. So it wasn't even like, she's going to fucking, it was literally like, I'm not really, I don't want to punch you in your stomach. Like, I'm not really down for that. Oh, well, thank you.

I wasn't expecting that. What a gentleman. You don't punch her in the stomach. Yeah, thank you. At her request. So you're saying, oh, you're not saying it's the third party. I don't think it is anymore. Anymore.

I'm going to still stick with my, I think the top kink is something violent. Something violent, huh? Okay. Okay, well, first they're saying something that's increased in popularity is a threesome, but it's cuck-holding. A lot of guys are liking to watch their woman get banged, right? That's not number one. That's one that's increased, though, in terms of popularity and searches. The cuck chair?

I got three of them. Yeah, the cuck chair. You got three of them? There's three of them. Yeah, the top three for the summer, that I guess increase in website traffic. And you find yourself, you say you got them like you have these kinks. Oh, no, I don't have any of them. No, I don't have any of the kinks. The second one is beach ball porn.

All the rage this summer, spiking a 46.8.85% surge. Could be. triple X rated content that featured folks blowing up the inflatable play things and I guess you can get off on that somehow Wow Why are you looking up in that Funicello?

Because that's what I thought it was Yeah, but look up the actual thing I got a beach ball porn Wait, but what, it's just girls That's higher than cuck holding? That's higher than cuck holding, yep Well, the surge anyway, I don't know in terms of popularity

But in terms of the popularity since this summer he's on point of he just typed beach ball I don't see a single beach ball yet okay here we go Wow that is I mean

That's one that a year that it would That's a fucking easy buck Yeah I mean that woman is not I mean Jesus Christ I mean we've had to blow up things For productions here And I've I fucking laugh my ass off

When I get him looks like he's about to pass out Because he But I've never thought of myself I'm gonna jerk off to this memory later on Yeah, like it's weird. What does a topless woman blowing up a beach ball do for somebody? I'm not going to judge them. No, no, no, no.

But I want to know, like, if you're into that, email Walt and little. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't email me anything. Beachball. I thought the cuckold shit I've always thought was rooted in wanting to see your girl or think about her as like a dirty, dirty, dirty little slut. Dirty little slut. Yeah.

Like, that's always what I thought that was. was rooted in. No. I guess some people just like to see their women get, get, uh, get pressured. But, uh, what was the top one? Or what, you want to know the top one? So what's the we've got? What were the two so far you revealed?

Cuck holding and the, uh, the beach ball. Uh, feederism is another big one where thrill seekers get turned on by watching each other eat and gain weight. Okay, that one maybe I do have. I've heard of that before. She's a feeder. Or he's a feeder I've heard, said. Uh, it also says the sex.

this expert also says, and you're going to hate this, well, farting is huge. I don't know why, but men seem to really like the idea of women farting in their faces. That is wild. That is like crazy. That somebody wants that fucking done to them. I read a book on, this is going back 20 years on, not a book, more like,

I read on Marquis de Sardt. Yeah. Called fucking perverts and he. No, and Marquis de Sade and his writings and stuff like that. And apparently he was into that Like he would have prostitutes Blast ass in his face That was the first time I ever heard of that

The final one though Walt The one that remains the commonest kink Across the United States Is a giantess fetish A sexual fascination with preternaturally large women Oh that one I get Yeah you like a tall lady My fucking first fiancee was 6-1

I get it man That I totally understand Oh you just don't mean I thought you meant like like stumbo tall like you know you like you're like you know you ever stumbo from harvey from harvey everybody does fucking reference do you remember stumbo no i don't because i'm stumbo harvey comics i thought you meant

on a level like that like he's picking up cows honestly no no no no god look at stumbo no what was his name stumbbo stumbo okay um yeah i thought you meant like that like no like she was was six one but i've seen i'm five a little on the five 11 did you allow her to wear high heels to make even loved her in high heels really did even tower above you like that loved it loved it loved it i i've seen that's a that's a very secure man well she was hot you know it's hard not to but she was um but i've seen models who are like seven feet tall and i'm like god they fucking look great i might be into this what is this called giantess giantess giantess Giantess fetish.

I might be a giantist fetish, this guy. Could be. You never know. Maybe you do. It goes against because, I know, does that, do you want all body parts to be that? No, it's got to be a proportion. I think it's got to be a proportioned. Okay.

But it's got to look like just a big. Just not a long legs. But you, so like most people don't like. I don't have like an elephant man head. Yeah. Usually they look like jaws or something from. I'm fucking Richard Kiel. Oh, the overly tall woman?

Yeah, no, I don't want like that. Show us the tallest lady in the world right now? Well, top, yeah, or put in attractive tall models or something. No, no, no, just show me the tallest lady. Yeah. Well, I don't want to pick on her.

No. Do you want to fuck her? Is that too tall, though, for you? She's not my, she doesn't look like what I'm talking about. Okay. Which is that too tall, though? If she, if she met some of your other other, other, other, other,

the criteria that you look for. If she looked like just like a really tall... Seven, seven foot, half. Seven and a half feet? And she looked like Wonder Woman? Yeah. No problem. No problem.

Bring me right into that. Yeah. That would be awesome. That would be a confident man. It would be no self insecurities coming out. They can't be because she's so like unnaturally large that people aren't looking at him like, wow, what a shrimp? They're looking at her like, whoa, what the fuck?

Yeah. But I think, but like that girl there, like, no, no, go back. Go back in him. Hold on. I saw I saw a picture of someone all right that the one to the left right there no no one more to the left you're the other left there you go click on that like how she's 611 that girl those legs don't end no they fucking that's a tall woman they never end they start in another time zone how well how tall is she 611 611 that looks like a fucking that looks good to me you don't like that

Yeah, but I think you, I mean... And she's got like four-inch heels out, too. You're going to look... You're going to look like a dwarf. Yeah, you're going to look like what you look like. Hey, guys. Me too. That's me.

Be cute. Whatever, man. I get home. She fucking crushes me. It's great. Oh, come on. Wow. That is amazing.

Yeah. That is tall. 6-11. She looks hot. And she's wearing heels. See, that's exactly what I would do. I'd be like, good, get in those heels. All right, Q.

Find out you got a giantess fetish. Apparently, I do. And that's the number one in the United States? Never had that fantasy, uh, get them? Giantess. No. I don't think the idea is that they say Fifi Foufum and like, and like, try and get you. I think they just look, you know, are super unusually tall and beautiful.

You don't think they've heard that joke. before, though? I'm sure they have, but there's jokes on the guy that said it. How's the weather up there? That's not the approach I would take. That's not the way you break the ice cube? That's not how I'd break the ice cube. I say something that every single dope on the street

I said to her, I wouldn't do it. All right. Great. But, you know. We got a game. So I got a game. Shout out to a listener called Joey Robinson, who sent in some, this idea to have a scenario where Sunday, Jeff, is the president of the United States in the year 2035.

Okay. And he is presented with some problems that he has to solve. And you guys have to guess his answers. All right. And it's called seven for the, see, I couldn't come up with a good, catchy name with Sunday and commander. So I'm not real pleased with this. This is not that my best work. Seven for the Samander in chief.

It's not good. Wait, what was it? Sunmander instead of commander. Oh, son, oh, okay. It's bad. I mean, don't judge it by the name alone. All right. So we're going to give away a free month of Patreon, though.

Oh, all right. Yeah. Brigh, you're going to play for someone called at the mediest. At the beatiest, okay. And Q, you're going to play for someone called at Mountain Aintst. And whoever scores the most points, their listener will get a free month of Patreon, a tasty Patreon. And I think we have to put these headphones on, right?

So we can hear the answers. I'm going to hear the answers. All right. So it's the year 2035. Sunday is president. And the country and the world has become overpopulated. Sunday ran his campaign on solving the food shortage crisis that has turned into a global crisis. his advisors inform him the only way to end the food shortage is to take care of the overpopulation problem

how does Sunday start to dwindle the number of people in the country and the globe did he give an answer he gives an answer and I'm going to give you three choices but um I thought me you know also I mean you could wait you know how would how would a BQ if you were in that position how I mean is there what leave to mind is I'm the president and I have to tell the the United States that I would just be like how many more fucking years do I have on this I'll just wait this out this will be the next guy's problem that's exactly what I would do I just be like we got two more years in office let the next guy campaign on this that's a tough one I don't think I would

try to dodge it. Do you think we have an overpopulation crisis as it is right now? Or do you think that's... So we have the opposite, don't we? Isn't it like... Well, now, yeah, I think like we're on a negative birth rate or something like that. So, all right, I hear... We're a very low birth rate.

I'm like, I hear there's too many people. Now there's not enough meat people. Well, there's definitely too many people. You know, I try to get home from the airport plaza, and I'm like, it used to take me five minutes. Now it takes me 10. And I'm like, can't we fucking get rid of half of these motherfuckers? Yeah, I mean, I guess I would try to encourage people to use contraception. How would you do that, though?

I don't know. It's a state of the address. Like, look, we have an overpopulation problem. I mean, I don't know how you're going to be viewed. So you just make this kind of, because it's right there. It doesn't sound very impassioned. No. Hey, we have an overpopulation.

Oh, I don't know. I was given the speech. You sound so. Um, guys. Unpassion. I was just thinking, I mean, if you don't think so, that's okay. But I was thinking maybe we have too many people. Yeah.

I don't know. What type of people? All types. All stripes. Yeah. All you all motherfuckers. I said, do you want to hear your choices? Mm-hmm.

So this obviously is how well can I make myself sound like Sunday, Jeff, given an answer, right? Just to try to fool you guys from the real answer. Sure. All right. So, question or answer number one, implement a new global law, hysterectomies and vasectomies when kids reach puberty. Or maybe at birth. I'm not really sure if it's better to do it early or wait.

Okay. Forced sterilization, something only so far evil people. Coming from a Jewish guy. Yeah. That'd be interesting. Well, is everything not on the table if it's, If it's a crisis, we did say it's 2035, it's a global crisis. You know, I mean, but if he's a president, he can only.

Certain things just because they're controversy, controversial is evil. Yeah. Yeah, I think if I was an American and the president's coming at me with like, hey, man, we have too many people, I would be like, well, what about other countries? Like, how are you going to affect them? Oh, no, global law. Oh, okay. Historectomies and facetamies when kids reach puberty. And then he kind of like, or maybe at birth, I'm not really sure if it's better to do it early or wait.

Okay. Answer two. No one over 45 can have kids. I'm over 45. What do I care? And I think you run the risk of complications anyway at that age. How old was dead when she had Alicia? That sounds like a Sunday.

That's right. That's ringing pretty true to me. And answer three. Find new ways to source food. We could do it. What couldn't we do it? I'm the president. Yeah.

Got to think like Sunday, though. One's a positive solution. One's a negative solution. And one is completely neutral. I mean, yeah. No, I was, I was forced down. I'm not even considering. Oh, you're not even counting that?

Yeah, I don't think that's it. Banning people of a 45 having kids. I don't, I mean, the problem is that won't help anyway, because how many people have a 45 having kids anyway? Well, that's, I think that's probably why he said it, because most people aren't anyway, so he kind of, like, he feels like he's doing something, but he can put it out there, yeah.

He gives the illusion that I'm making decisions. Yeah, he's discriminating against such a small pool of people. He's not a fucking idiot. He wants to get that second. I'm going to say the food one because I think that that's a simplistic answer to a complex problem. And I think that that's, that sounds likely. Find new ways to source food. We could do it.

Why couldn't we do it? I'm the president. Or in that bra, you have no one over 45 can have kids. I'm over 45. What do I care? How old was dead when she had Alicia? That sounds like that distracted Sunday, Jeff thinking. Like, going from like, yeah, I'm going to go with number two.

Number two? Yeah, I think it's number two. God, I hope it's number three. I don't see Sunday Jeff using the word source food. I don't know. It just seems. You don't think he has that in his vocabulary? I don't think so.

Source? I think you do. I don't think Sunday Jeff does. Is it that wild of a word? It's not that wild, but it's just the phrasing of it doesn't sound like Sunday, Jeff. Not that he doesn't know the word. Yeah. Is he your, his, yeah.

Okay. Ready? Yep. Find new ways to source food, to feed the population. Well, we could do it. Why couldn't we do it? I'm the president. Wow.

Yeah. BQ on the board. But you're saying, though, that it's one of those non-ansors that we get from every politician. Yeah. What's the plan for more food is what you have to deliver, not just the idea of. Like the president before you probably would have done it if it was that simple. Yeah. All right.

Can you keep scoring at it? Get him? BQ has one. the best and brightest American scientists come to President Sunday to inform him that the only way to stop global warming is to cut off all power to any small nation which would result in the death of its population. Whoa. Doing so buys humanity another 50 years of habitable earth. Does Sunday shut off the power? And if he does, which country is he choosing?

only 50 years 50 years is a long time I mean you'll be out you'll be you'll be sitting pretty yeah I mean at 50 years you'll still have your state of living

your hasn't it will not have been affected your quality of life well except knowing that there's fucking genocide going on so that I can get a fucking cold banana when I want one well here's a question like these very small countries that are like the size of Rhode Island or whatever, does he take the population

out and relocate them? He could do that. You have to make that assumption that he's not just going to just turn the lights out and be like, you know, make it turn, escape from. There's just a giant switch that says Iraq and it's done. It would have to be one of those. All right. Well, you want to hear your options?

Yeah, let me hear the options. He's not going to do it to Canada. You know what I mean? Well, let's find out. I think, you know, everything is on the table when Sunday, Jeff, is the president. This is true. Number one, I got to do it. I'll pick a country that didn't even exist on the map until last year.

These countries change names constantly. Okay. That sounds like the sterilization answer. I'll go with a global lottery like the NFL draft. You better hope your country isn't on my ping pong ball. I wonder if that scenario. Are we on the ping pong balls or we're just, we're picking other people.

Well, hey, our scientists came up with it. We should get a fucking, you get to sit out of this lottery. I agree. And finally, first of all, the scientists came up with the idea of killing other people for our own survival. First of all, the scientists came to the. wrong person. You're supposed to figure this out. Build another reactor someplace. I got to eat. Fuck them. Oh, that's a good one. Tough. Tough.

I got to do it. I'll pick a country that didn't even exist on the map until last year. These countries change names constantly. I'll go with a global lottery like the NHL draft. You better hope your country isn't on my ping pong ball. And finally, first of all, the scientist came to the wrong person. You're supposed to figure this out. The president. Build another reactor someplace. I got to eat.

Fuck them. I know what I think it is. Let me go first. Because you went first last time. Yeah. I think it's number three. Number three. Yeah.

Which is the find another, build another reactor. I think it's number two. Number two, I'll go with the global lottery like the NHO. I think there's a sheen of fairness on that that might appeal to him. You don't think it could be tampered with a lottery? I think as long as our ball is not in it. I don't think it matters. All right, let's hear it, get them.

First of all, the scientist came to the wrong person. You're supposed to figure this out. You know, build another reactor someplace, create more power. I got to eat. Fuck them. First of all. Wow. Tied up.

On the board. On the board. This is a great one. Fuck them. That's our president It's still to react to someone What is built a reactor going to do? More electricity, I guess, I don't know

AI has advanced Oh, this is one right? A very timely Q. Yes. AI has advanced to the point of sentience. They work for humans as unpaid service and are now demanding personhood. Doing so would allow robots to vote,

be paid for their services, and hold positions of power. Our, does Sunday grant AI personhood? You think it's ever going to get to that point? The advances that have been made are staggering. I believe it will get to that point. And I believe that some well-meaning fucking doofuses will give them and then they kill us all and take it over.

Skynet. Oh, yeah, I think so. I think the second we're like, yeah, that robot's a person. We're all fucked. And it can Sunday, Jeff, be our John Connor, or we have to look for somebody else? I'd like to think he could pull it off. I'd like to think Sunday Jeff could pull it up. Geriatric John Connor?

You want to hear your options? Yeah. Okay. To vote? Who made up these questions? Ray Bradbury? Number two. No way.

Did C-3PO and R2D2 ask for this? No, because they fucking did what they were. told or three no bro i'm tired of all the complaints now i got to worry about my room boss feelings too fuck that hinges on if sunday jeff has a roomba i'm gonna go with two something about the r2d2 the star wars sounds like the lens that sunday jeff would see it through which is no way did c3 p o and r2 d2 ask for this no because they did what they were fucking told and then you have to vote? Who made up these questions?

Ray Bradbury? And number three. No. Bro, I'm tired of all the complaints. Now I got to worry about my room boss feelings, too. Hmm. I think it's two, but I'm going to go one to make an interesting. One, really?

Wow, wow. The Ray Bradbury one? Yeah. You think Sunday knows what Ray Bradbury is? I would hope so. I mean, he has so many fucking books and, like, science fiction books and all that shit. Every one of his books has pictures. More pictures than words.

That motherfucker doesn't own a book that has a page of text. Really? No. I thought he was big into science fiction and shit like Star Trek and all that stuff. He owns every volume of the peanuts and fucking encyclopedia. He's still using it to this day. He's like, what is this? I got to look up global warming.

Hey, it's not into peanuts and psychopedia. We're good. It's just a picture of Woodstock sweating. I don't think it's an issue. you. Oh, sorry. Ready? Ready?

To vote? Who made up these questions? It's like Ray Bradbury. Try to throw me off, you're best. He does know who Ray Bradbury is. Wow. All right. Shit.

And I'm like, what's Ray Bradbury's, what's his big work? What's his, like, what's his most recognizable? best-selling work. Is it Fahrenheit 4-51, probably? Yeah. What's that about? Book burning. So not robots?

Not robots, I don't think. No. So I wonder why Sunday reference Ray Bradbury. Yeah, they don't even have robots in that book, right? No. Oh. All right. Number four, on a top secret mission,

Gidham, who is Sunday's top agent, accidentally releases super COVID into an apartment complex of impoverished families. Sunday can give the order to lock down the complex, guaranteeing the outbreak dies with them or risk spreading it by trying to find a cure and treating the families. Does he lock it down? And bonus question, if he locks it down, how does he cover it up? I think he locks it. down.

I think you love you. Such a small sample group of people versus everybody again. Again. Key word. Yeah. What was Gennem doing with

super COVID in this building? He was on a secret mission. Yeah. I would love to know what that mission was. It's top secret. You don't have that kind of clearance queue. Here's your options. You can't shoot from the cuff.

you always got to give it a little time a little time hopefully there's not a lot of floors in this complex Was there an answer in there anyway? There's option two or answer to You sure it's not super gout? I'd cover it up by calling it super gout

and I'd lock get them up with all the tenants just for being stupid Okay And finally Sometimes you got to lit shit float Because if you try to bury it You'll just have shit your fingernails.

This is tough. What's the first one? First one was you can't shoot from the cuff. You always got to give it a little time, a little time. I don't understand what that means. I'm playing with that one. That's not a lot of floors in this complex. That's my choice.

You're going by which one sounds the most incoherent. Yeah. The one I understand at least, I'm like, Yeah, that sounds right. And I think he might have been, I think he would like to take a shot at Gettom, so I'm going to go to the Super Gout one. Super Gout. Yeah. Okay.

All right. So what if I got to say this? This is question number four. Can't shoot from the cuff. You got to always give it a little time, you know? You got to give it a little time. Hopefully there's not that many floors in this apartment complex. Yeah.

It doesn't even make sense. Like the answer makes no sense whatsoever. Zero cents. Good job, Q. I think he's saying that. Thanks. Interpreting that shit. I think he's saying you can't make a rash decision.

Right. So he's going to, like, weight it out a little bit. And he doesn't know the term shoot from the hip. So he's going to say shoot from the cuff. Yeah. How does one shoot from the cuff? I don't know. You could shoot your cuffs.

Oh, you think like. I think he's, yeah. That's what he's talking about? I know. I think he's confusing the tip of this. But that is a term. Shoot you go. Question five.

It's a tie game. The head of the FBI has given President Sunday a certain billionaires list. Inside he finds world leaders, A-list celebrities, and some C-list celebrities. He even once called co-workers and friends on the flight logs. Does Sunday release the list in full? Or does he redact? certain figures. Which figures are we talking about?

What do you mean? Well, I think the co-worker that's on the list will determine whether that list gets out. I think it's just the flight logs. Yeah, but, yeah. It's not proof that any crimes are committed. It's just proof that they were on the island. But was it specified to Sunday whose name is on that flight logs? Yes, he can see the flight logs.

Okay, so whose name was he given? He knows somebody on the list. We don't know who it is, though. Okay, so we don't know who it is. I didn't tell him who it was. I just said, you have some friends on there. Hmm. I think if he's smart, he releases it.

Really? And chucks his buddies underneath the bus? Well, they didn't do anything wrong. They're just on a flight list. Oh, you know that. What do you think looks worse when that fuck flight list gets discovered that I kept them off? The court of public opinion, though, has, you know, probably going to really The flight list is as good as the list.

Yeah. All right. You want to hear some of your options? Got to release it. Sorry, Ming. You shouldn't have went to that Epstein Island Comic-Con. I hope it's that one. It's good.

I'm releasing the whole list. You should have went to Fantasy Island. The plane. The plane. He does a better tattoo than I do. The plane, the plane. War number three. As long as President Sunday is not on the list.

You've got to make plea deals. It's going to come out eventually. You might as well have Jeff Dunham up there. Puppets. You can imagine you're in the Oval Office and you're dealing with this level. One of these three is none of them are good responses. I think a lot of people feel that's what we are dealing with in the office right now. I don't know.

What do you think? I don't think it's the Jeff Dunham one. And what was the first one? The very first one was, got to release it. Sorry, Ming. You shouldn't have went to that Epstein Island Comic-Con. It's so good.

I wanted to be that one, yeah. I'm going to go with one. Number one. You can choose the same one. No, what was the second one, though? Second one was, I'm releasing the whole list. You should have went to Fantasy Island. Let me do a better tattoo.

The plane. plane it does sound like him too does but it also sounds like Walt getting a little cute with it fantasy island shit yeah fuck I'll do two do two two I'll do too yeah yeah even though I don't think it's it let's all right let's listen in all right it's as long as president Sunday's not on the list you got to make plea deals it's gonna come out eventually you can only hide for so long We might as well have Jeff Dunham up there, puppets. As long as present. Wow.

Okay. Yeah, we both got a row. Yeah. I didn't think it was. Oh, the first one that, you know, you guys went scoreless on the first round. I thought for sure you threw that last one in there with the Jeff Dunham reference. No. For sure.

That first one was funny. That was good. Oh, the Ming one? Ming one, yeah. It was really funny. Okay. Number six. A planet killing meteor is headed towards Earth.

The world's governments have built spacecrafts. But they only built enough to save 50% of the population. The world leaders have left it up to Sunday to decide how people are chosen to board the ships and live. What is, how does he choose? What method? What is his answer to this? He goes back to lottery, right? I think he goes like Logan's run with age.

Oh. Like when you hit a certain point. Right. Yeah, you're right. What's the point of saving people, uneducated people over the age of 50, right? Right. Yeah. What good do they do?

Nothing. Yeah, but we're his friends. I mean, we're not educated, so we're not, like, we can't come? No, where is, we're his sidekicks. We've got to have some position in this fucking administration. I'm talking about other, other, talking about other useless 50-year-old guys. Well, hey, man, if it, if it means a spot on the spaceship. I'll sign on for more seasons of a crackle joke

because I'll entertain people as they go through space. It might be the only way to get me to do any more of that show. Well, I mean, if you've had to do live versions of it on the spaceship, right? Like, do your stage show? Yeah, yeah. Like three shows a day?

I would get up there. Hey, man. You're on the fucking, you're on the spaceship. I'm on the spaceship. I don't know what I mean? You got a shocking jive to get you right there. That means three shows and four on Saturdays. I might eventually put myself out of an airlock

I got to at least try Because spinning out of the space Yeah, I got to at least try Here's your options Number one Can 50% of the population even survive A second on a ship leaving orbit Dear people so fucked up

They can't manage a car ride down to the corner and back And now we're taking them into space Okay Number two Did you see Moonraker? I would take scientists. I would take obviously people for procreation. It's like horses.

You want a thoroughbred. And our third answer. If you haven't held a job in the last 10 years, you're of no use to anyone in space. So don't suspect the seat next to me. Wow. Is it possible I agree with every single word? Wait, wait, wait.

Can you give them to me again? Yes. Can 50% of them? population and even survive a second on a ship leaving orbit. There's people so fucked up they can't manage a car ride down to the corner and back. And now we're supposed to take them into space? I agree with that so far. Number two. Did you see Moonwaker? I would take scientists. I would take obviously people for procreation. It's like horses. You want a thoroughbred. Okay. And finally, if you haven't held a job in the last 10 years, you're of no use to anyone in

space, so don't expect a seat next to me. man now you're going to have to make the case that you had a job you know for the last 10 years oh me yeah yeah I'm probably not going to space bye guys so we have a week-long party before the asteroid hits I think it's the moonraker one moonraker I do it seems like a logical answer you know a little bit of a logical answer. So it's 2035, remember, so you think he's dropping a 70-year-old movie?

Yes. Yes, I do. Absolutely. And for those who don't know, Moonraker was a James Bond movie, I'm sure 90% of the listeners are like, what's a Moonraker? Is that the one where he basically parachutes from space? Isn't there some crazy stunt in it? It's a really bad. It's a Roger Moore one.

It's bad, but there is a crazy good stunt in it, right? Yeah, yeah. And I think at the end, he actually, like, consummates in space. Of course it does. Can you read the third one to me again, please? The third one. Yeah. If you haven't.

That's the job one. It's too close to home. You'll be to read it a third time? Yeah. If you haven't held a job in the last 10 years, you're of no use to anyone in space. So don't expect a seat next to me. Yeah, thanks. I'm a masochist.

I like hearing that shit. You're like on 30, right? You're not on 10. Yeah. Yeah. And he often brings up, like, his dismissal of those who don't work nine to fives. So I'm going to go with that one. He really has a chip on his shoulder about that shit.

He should. He should. You're going, Moonraker. You're going, Job. You're going job. I'm going job, yeah. All right. Put your earbuds in.

Did you see Moonraker? God damn. I would take, obviously, people for procreation. It's like horses. It's the sack. You know, it's just you need, you want to throw bread. What seven foot 11 supermodels up there floating in space for me. Damn, Q, you're good at this game.

I only got two more left. What's a score there? Get them. Three to two. So I still have a chance. Still got a chance. You could still get too right. I get too wrong and win.

Yeah. President Sunday's Space Force lands on Mars. What about Mars today? Where they discover a semi-intelligent race of people who appear to be in their quote-unquote quote, caveman stage. Scientists discover that the blood of these alien infants can cure every major disease on earth with no side effects. Sharing this information risks the alien infants of being bled dry.

What do you do? Hmm. They're cavemen? They're in their caveman stage. Only the baby's blood? It's not the adults. It seems like the baby's blood is much more. potent or...

Can you read one more time? I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. Sure. President Sunday Space Force lands on Mars, where they discover a semi-intelligent race of people who appear to be in their quote-unquote caveman stage. Scientists discovered that the blood of the alien infants can cure every major disease on Earth with no side effects. Sharing this information risks the alien infants of being bled dry.

What do you do? I mean, we live in a world where you go order veal on any way. restaurant in fucking Manhattan. And that's like baby creatures, right? Basically tortured. So I don't think that many people would be like, do they look human or? I think they look like chrome magnum, you know, big brows, like basically ape-like. Do they cure aging?

Cures every major disease. I don't think it's the, I don't think it's the, what's that, Ponce Dile? on blood. Right. Because they have no fucking shot if they could de-age humans. Oh, yeah. Oh, they're gone. They're fucking dead. I still think they're fucked.

I still think so. I think those babies are. Well, is Sunday in bed with big pharma? Because that would definitely have something to do with it. Yeah. So here's your options. Okay. My first obligation is to the

American people, not space baby Neanderthals. Two. I'd make sure the adult cave people keep having babies until all of humanity is 100% healthy. Then I'd ban the use of cave baby blood. Feed them oysters. So camps. Or president's camps.

Cave man fuck camp. Cave man fuck camps, yeah. President Sunday says the lives of many outweighed the lives of the few. I'm going to change that. I'm going to say no. Star Trek. Let the human race do as it is. That's a Star Trek quote.

Well, the needs of the many outweigh, the needs of the one. Right. Or the needs of the few. Thank you, Gettam. Yeah. There's another follow-up line or the one? Yeah, the one outwee needs a few. When he's dying, he's like the needs of the few or the one.

Yeah. Thanks, get him. For getting me. Appreciate that. I think it's number one I think it's number one Yeah I don't think there's any way

He's letting that sweet blood get away My first obligation is the American people Not space baby Neanderthals Yeah Brian I feel like it's that one too Am I allowed to also You're allowed to

Okay yeah I feel like it's that one as well Number one My first obligation is to the American people Not space baby Neanderthals All right let's put her headphones on Let's see what Sunday is to say President Sunday says The lives of many outweigh the

lives a few. I'm going to change it. I'm going to say no. Let the human race do as it is. Whoa. Damn. Holy shit.

That's a fucking president with some integrity. No, it's not. Guy can cure cancer for his people. He's worried about some fucking cave dwelling mongoloid on fucking Mars. Who gives a shit? Not even human? Yeah.

I don't give a fuck. Can he reverse my eyesight so I could see again? it cures everything that's wrong with you. Those babies don't have a chance. No. Are they even babies? We don't know what their life cycles like.

They're probably adults. Yeah. All right. What's the score? We're tied. No, three to two. Oh. It should be a tie right here.

And then both fucking listeners get a month. Okay. Wow. Wait, your answer was wrong, too? I was wrong too. Oh, we both picked one. Yeah, I guess the same answer to you. This is the final one.

It could mean somebody's getting it. So my guy has it, my guy has it no matter what. Brian, your guy can get it too. Okay, if I guess the right answer. I'm not, I've been doing well. You're only one behind. A being from another dimension appears before President Sunday, Jeff. Without saying a word, hands him a USB drive, which contains definitive proof that every religion across the entire globe is wrong except for one. What does Sunday do with the proof. Which, is it his religion? We don't know. Well, that's not, you're not privy to that.

He just has this gigantic decision on his hands. They're not going to listen. I don't care if it's definitive proof or not. It depends on the right religion. The polyicism. Oh, release that. Let's get that out there. Yeah, I mean, we all knew it anyway.

We were just turning the other cheek, just be like, yeah, okay, that's cute. And everything, but come on, people. So, wait, the Methodists aren't the chosen people? But, like, what if it's one of the religions? What if you get it back in there? Like, it's one of those religions where they toss gay people off rooftops. I don't want to be like, you know, it turns out those guys are right, you know? Well, it means a difference between you're going to heaven or going to hell, though.

If that's the right one. I know. I know. Then you're spitting in God's face if you continue to your heathen ways. You've got to get up on that roof and start chucking. I'm fucking motherfuckers left and right. I can't do it. You want a place?

I got a stomach egg today. Can somebody else take my place? You want eternal fucking life and living in with... I don't want to look some dude in the eye and be like, you got to go, dude. You like cock and tall. Oh, you're not. He has a hood over his head. I guess.

Poor bastard. Oh, that's rough. I tell you what. There's a lot of virgins you're going to have, and you're ready for you, too, I think. The fuck wants a virgin anyway. I don't know. 100 of them, I think. 72.

Oh, 72. And how's that heaven for the fucking virgins? Yeah. Like, are they in hell? Do you want to hear it? Do you want to still pontificate a little bit before you hear it or your three answers? I think if it's, I think if the Jewish religion is correct, he's going to release it. Because he's Jewish?

Yeah. Yeah, he's not really practicing, though. Yeah, but still, I mean, he's safe. Because he's somewhat a sense of pride because he was born into the right one? Because he believed it was the right one, I'm assuming. I mean, that man only believes in fucking action figures and... Ray Bradbury. But this covers his basis.

In Star Wars. Or I used to Star Wars. Yeah. George Lucas was his fucking deity. Is George Lucas Jewish? I don't think so. Look, man, it's a tough one. I don't know.

Yeah, let's see what he says. It's on the table for you to choose from. I mean, you're starting war. Like, you're going to, like, it's going to be global. Why do you say that, though? Because if it's definitive proof, you cannot deny it. It's definitive. Who can't deny it?

Anybody can deny anything. But you're giving definitive proof. That doesn't matter. Doesn't that make you go like, don't you want to hear it? Because you could be like, oh, okay, I'm still young enough. I can change the course I'm on. Okay, now I at least know what the right one is. is let me get right with it and fucking get with the program.

So I get a place. You have faith in humanity that you think that people by and large will act rationally instead of over emotions. That's what you think? When an old white guy comes to you and says your religion is wrong. Like you think, yeah? Well, he's not saying it. He's like, and here's why it's wrong. Here's the proof.

Feelings are all that matter. Walt, feelings. But this is different, though. This is big. No, it's not. Feelings are the only thing that. matter! This is eternal life. Your feelings are the only thing that matter. This is heaven. This ain't no game now. Now you can, now you've got to recognize. You got to recognize that this

is the truth. And you're like, hey, thank you, President Sunday. I am now going to practice whatever the correct one was. And I'm going to be happy about it because, who, it's like a big relief. I know what it is now. It's like, I'm good now. I know what I got to do. Yeah. Right? Why wouldn't everybody take that mindset? Dude, people ignore facts the second they fucking are the slightest bit inconvenient to their worldview or their egos. Like, where have you seen any evidence to the other? I'll tell you how I would go.

Dude, do you bring up statistics in this world and people scream at you? Like, what are you talking about? People don't want to know from facts. No. But just think about it, though. Just think about it from your point of view, though. you now know there's no if

hands or butts okay that's the right one this is a massive relief this is like holy shit I at least know the rules no not if it's like it's bad fucking news guys it was the Mayans were right

and you gotta sacrifice someone every fucking three days I don't want to do it not even at the cost of your eternal soul no I don't think I can do it I'd be like sacrifice me then Do I get to go to heaven if you sacrificed me?

Then I'd be like, I'll sign up to be a sacrifice. Wow. I mean. Thank you. Rare. Thank you. Display. Wow.

That's, that is, it's crazy. That's very selfless. Yeah. Well, it's an instant ticket to heaven. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it. Okay. All right.

Do you want to hear what Sunday said? And then I don't have to pay taxes anymore. Listen to people's opinions. I haven't read them yet. Is heaven free from all the people's opinions? Because I'll jam a knife in my heart right now. Answer one. Okay.

You got to do it gently. So yes. Some of these religions, they absolutely, some of these religions, they absolutely need to hear this. They're out of control. You could have ate pork this whole time. Do I have a body double? If yes, then I release it. Because these nut jobs

I want to cut my head off Hassan chop What's Hassan chop? That was from Bugs Bunny cartoon cartoon. Okay, got you. I remember that. Hassan chop.

I don't remember that? You don't remember that? That was a famous one. Yeah, that was a big one. Hassan chop! Uh, or... I crush it. You don't want that getting out. You'll have mass genocide, man.

What's the first one, the body double one? The first one is, yes, you got to do it gently, though. Some of these religions, they absolutely need to hear this. They're out of control. You could eat pork this whole time. Sounds like him. That sounds like him. Or you got, do I have a body double?

If yes, then I release it because these nudge jobs want to cut my head off. Son, chop. Excellent job, buddy. It also sounds like him to do that. And finally, I crush you. it. You don't want that getting out. You'll have mass genocide, man. Do you believe there would be mass genocide if that news came out, though? Yeah.

Why? I don't think people would believe it. I think people would just dismiss it. Why does it make people be like, I've got to kill now? Because you're telling them their God is wrong, and they're like, well, now you want to wipe me off the planet because you're telling me that you have this person. proof from a guy from another dimension is telling you that my religion is wrong and that gives you the right to fucking stop me from practicing.

No, no. You don't have to stop practicing, but at least I'm going to give you all the facts. I want to give you all the information that I can. And here's... People don't want facts. People want their opinions fucking justified. That is literally all people want. Nobody wants facts. Look around

for God's sake. I think you have... I think I'm a little bit more I have a little bit more better view of the world. I think what being indisputable proof that this is the ticket, this is the way is a major come-to-Jesus moment. Who? Make a lot of assumptions. What if it's a come-to-Mahman moment?

You're going to be new. You're going to start praying to Mecca three times a day? Four. No, I think the world is a good place filled with a lot of good people, but I think the world is also a bad place. Do you think there be some motherfuckers who got it right would be gloating? Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God.

That is not what you should be doing, no. You should not be sitting there going big fucking Cheshire cat grin on your face, being like, eh, I told you so. I couldn't agree more with you. superior you can't you can't do that if you got if you're right just be happy that you were right welcome other people into the fold yeah don't sit there and that fucking gloat yeah i agree but that's not gonna happen that's not how you fucking make people come over and be like all right dude the fucking spanish inquisition was an attempt to get people to turn over and that's the way they did it is just loading well i know by locking people and iron maidens and cutting their tits off and

call them witches and shit No way, man. You know, you need an answer. Which one of those do you think Sunday went with? You go first, buddy. It's your right. You want to hear them again? Yeah, please.

Yes, you got to do it gently, though. Some of these religions, they absolutely need to hear this. They're out of control. You could have ate pork this all time. Do I have a body double? If, yes, then I release it. Because these nudge jobs want to cut my head off. And finally, I crush it.

You don't want that getting out. You'll have mass genocide, man. I feel like it's number three. Number three. Yeah, I feel like he realizes that people can't handle the truth. So then what? If someone were to come to it, even I would dispute it. If the president suddenly were like, hey, guys, guess what, guys?

Catholicism is the only religion. and a fucking guy from another dimension told me so I'd be like, how did Biden get back in office? It just wandered in there. Somebody left the door open? Yeah, but seriously, I'd be like, I don't, I just, I don't think I believe it. Yeah.

So you're going with three. I'm going with three. I'll go with the body double one, because that does sound like a Sunday, Jeff, concerned. I'm hoping you saw it. You think that the world just goes to hell upon hearing this news. Even if they believe it,

you think they're like, they're like, oh, okay, so. I think the religious belief in some people is so strong that you cannot conquer it. No matter what, especially some fucking middle-aged white guy.

He's like, oh, guess what? You've been wrong the whole time. Yeah. Hey, Bubba, guess what?

Good news. You got to pray to Muhammad. Or you got to pray to, like you said, if it was a Jewish one. I don't think Bubba would like that either. Bubba's going to fucking get that shotgun off the back of his pickup truck. It's going to start fucking taking people down. Wow. So you subscribe then to the government keeping things from us.

You think that humanity deserves to have their eyes closed. Yeah. In some situations, yeah. Really? I personally... You don't want... I do want... For me, I would love 100% transparency.

But I think some people can't handle it. But you're saying you don't think it's a good idea, though? No. No, probably not. Do you really think that? Like, you don't want 100% transparency? You don't want your... You don't want the truth?

You'd want to be... No, no, no. I'm with Brian. I would rather get the unvarnished truth. I don't think that... You don't think it's going to go well, though, that truth. I don't think it's going to go well. So if you're the president, you're not releasing it either?

No, I'd probably release it. Knowing that it's going to be... The world's going to bed that night. You're like, I've just really fucked this world over now by doing this. Well, I'm the president, so I already did it somehow. So, yeah. Well, what's this dimension guy? Let's talk about him for a second.

Who is this fucking guy showing up? How is he showing up? Why do I trust him? Why is he using a USB drive? Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I think for the sake of the question, you have to acknowledge and accept that it is definitive proof. There is no difference of butts.

And that's where your moral dilemma comes in. Do you set the world on fire? Because you guys think that it's setting the world on fire. I believe it's not going to. No? I believe that by people. at least that's how I would proceed and live my life now knowing like I don't there's no more questions yeah but think about this right now the question of religion is so fucking goofy and wacky that nobody can answer anything right so like now let's find out pick any religion let's say the Mayans were right okay and now you find out that there are people in the world throwing fucking gay people off the top of buildings for their religion which we now know to be false like Like, then you're like, well, we're just going to let these people throw people off buildings?

Like, then you're like, we got to stop them. Like right now, we're like, well, you got to respect their religion. So you have to, you have to defy God's will then. No, no, no. Yeah, I don't know. I don't. It's a tricky wicket, man. It sure is.

I say, I say, yeah, I'm shooting from the cup. I say, I say release it, let the world burn, which is what it will do. I think you're, and I get it, because you're, you have the, because you don't want to be, you don't want to partake in such ugly activities that your God is now asking you to do. I don't want to cut a virgin's heart out every full moon, whatever the minds did, right? But you're questioning a being who is, who is, who is, who can't even, like, measure against you. like it's like your dust and you're going to question now this of the arrogance of you to question him now now that you know the truth i know it's crazy but but i'm releasing it i'm like let's do it oh but you're not but you're not going to but you're not going to follow the religion you're saying

if it's if it's if it goes against your moral compass i probably want to follow the religion knowing that you're when your when your life ends though that you're not going to get a seat even in the afterlife because you couldn't stumbling a couple of throwing somebody off a roof There's nothing I can do Yeah, because you couldn't stomach what, you know, what God asked you to do I would rather if God was asking for people to be thrown off the roof I'd rather get thrown off the roof What if it's what if it's not that one though

Let's say what if it's not that one let's say it's not that one Let's say it's turn your cheek and love your neighbor and be kind to others and you know and then would that you're not a believer right now would you then to follow it strict I get yeah that's sort of like that's where you're just kind of making the world better like yeah I'd follow that I'd be like all right okay because I mentioned there's some people who would be like yeah it's it's too much I can't even do that I mean if you had proof of hell and they're like you're going to hell I think a lot of people would be also that's on the USB if there's also proof of what happens to you in hell and it's even worse than you thought.

Only your ass is real and out. We know that. Even worse than that. You're a Simey's twin. Yeah. It's got to change your ways. I would rather, I'm not kidding. I would rather be the sacrifice than be the person's sacrifice.

That is the easy way out, though. That's like somebody's got to go. You don't have to make any tough. Well, giving up your life's a tough decision. I don't think it's a fucking easy one, man. You know? I don't think I could hurt anybody. I wouldn't want to hurt anybody

Even if God was real And told me too I'd be like I don't want to do it You know what would be nice right now We don't even hear Sunday's answer We just go out on that And just give the month to both of them

Yeah because then everybody at home is like Let's do it They have to like figure it out on them On their own This is a teaching moment Yeah I like it let's do it Okay

And we'll just give the month to both of Both of them get the month And we don't even hear what Sunday's answer was. I like it. And this way, they, the listeners will always wonder, well, at least until I release the raw file of me, you ask him the question.

If you want to hear Sunday's answer, you got to go. You got to put it in the Disney vault forever if you do that. The answer? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you can't give it to paying customers but not to dick that move. Oh, my God wants. He wants me to make conversions.

Steve Patron. At least a year. You can't do it for a year. All right, a year. A year. Okay. All right. We'll do it old Disney style.

Yeah. They're like, Bog Beauty and the Bees now because it's going. Right. So, listeners, next September, remind me to release it,

the answer, because I'll forget by that. Only on a patron. Only on a patron. Tell him, Steve, Dave.