Tell Em Steve-Dave - #652: CUD

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

Bry goes straight edge, podcast commercials, S&M priest, cruise fight, Donny Osmond, old singers.

That cocksucker ate all the fucking chicken fingers. You got cuddler. Oh man, I got cud. This guy, he was going down to me, and all of a sudden he put his tongue on my ass. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello, welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave, starring Walt Flanagan. Hey. And also, starring Sunday, Jeff, today.

Hello. How are you feeling, Jeff? How you doing? Not too bad. Pretty good. Yeah. This might be the short. to show on record.

This one? This one might be. Why? I do not feel well. You don't feel well. I was curious. I wanted to ask you about this Sunday because you quit smoking famously. Oh, yes.

Smarterest thing I did. Teddy. And you went cold turkey, right? Yeah, I went cold turkey. Now, how difficult was it in the days after that you went cold turkey? I would say the first two weeks are pretty tough. First two weeks? Yeah.

First two weeks are pretty tough. I just said he doesn't park I told you I said he parks He took his toy away He wants some who wants his treats Well two reasons this show might be short One is that I just recently in the past five days Kicked sugar

Went on a diet And kicked weed I don't I haven't smoked or anything Or taking any edibles or anything like that Trying to get healthier And I think that like the weed at night It just, it makes me eat, you know, makes me hungry and stuff.

Plus, it's like, enough enough. Fucking 57, man. Come on. I've got high plenty of times. Yeah, it's just like, it just doesn't do anything for me anymore. I don't know if like it's not enough or it's not struggling up, but it's just like, yeah, it's just, it feels like a waste of time. Really? So I've had a five-day headache now.

Yeah. It just doesn't go away. How much sugar was in your daily routine? Probably a bit For breakfast I would drink a glass of apple juice So that's sugar there I noticed a Gatorade though

On the Gatorade zero Oh Gatorade zero Oh okay The regular one has a lot of sugar What's that it tastes like? It's okay It's okay Yeah it's not that bad

It tastes like Annie Freeze I was gonna say yeah It looks like Annie Freeze It looks like Annie Fries What you drink in there Xerox And so what was the what was the final

so you fucking you chucked a volcano out the top floor you just like I went on to the roof to throw it yeah there you go right into the pool

still plugged in swam bitch and you think it's I might I would have to imagine it's the sugar that's giving you the headache you got that much

of a sweet tooth huh I believe so yeah well like every night Marybeth would make me like a bowl of ice cream and she

I'm talking every night for months I mean, if it's like one scoop, I don't think it's, you know. If it was one scoop, I wouldn't be so fat. It doesn't look like that, you know, this huge bowl with like 12 scoops of ice cream in there. Yeah. He takes Lisa to get that Sunday.

She takes one little bite. That's impressive, though. Yeah, much luck to you. I can't imagine. It's easy, though. It's not. And what's the, what's harder, the sugar or the weed? The sugar, I think.

Oh, yeah, I would have to think so, too. Because you really can't get addicted to. read, right? Not really, no. I always found out weird, though. I wonder why. Yeah, why you can't get it. I think psychological as you might.

I think you can. I'm going to say, I know people are going to be, might be mad when I say this, but I've seen some actions by people who told me that we'd like, like, calm them out and then help them with their day-to-day dealings. And when they didn't have it, they kind of fell to, you know, shambles and were quite. Right. And we're very irritable and angry and made me wonder if, like, I wonder if weed is addictive. It could be because, I mean, I could call Mary Beth right now. I haven't been the most pleasant in the last few days.

That's because of the sugar. Yeah. Has she also, have you had this, has she said, okay, I'm going to join you now in this effort because she doesn't want to be smoking up right in front of you being like, you're doing good, man. Yeah, man, just keep going. Yeah, yeah, you can do it. Close it in your face. That's the shit. That's the shit.

Where's that volcano? Oh, it's in the pool. I'm going to go take a swim real quick, bro. Bra. I mean, brigh. She's the... Bras. Bro.

Oh, bra. Brat. Whatever your name is, bro. I want to hit smoke. But she's... She's... Curtailed it, or is she's got cold turkey, too? No, actually, she's gone cold turkey, too.

No, actually, she's gone... turkey, too. Sugar or everything? No, not sugar for her. No, she's the one eating an ice cream in front of you at night still. Yeah, no, she doesn't really have a sweet tooth. She likes all those chips and shit like that.

Yeah, but she's dieting as well. We're trying to, we're going to Kews in a month, so we're trying to slim down a little bit. It's hard to come to Sunday, Jeff, for that kind of feedback on what you're going through. This is not your normal man.

No, he's like, This is, this is, this is, this is, this is almost a super soldier. Yeah. I left my shield in the car. Hold on. Let me go get it. He's drinking a super serum right now. Yeah, well, your super serum is, it's a wah-wawk and a coffee.

That's it. That's all you got to do. You want to give up everything? Go get a wah-wap coffee. You're good to go. All your troubles will go bye-bye. In a second. Make sure it's a 20-ounce, though.

Yeah. You can't fool around. You can't do the 40. Yeah, you do the 40-hour. You can do it. jug that I see these guys buy it. It literally looks like a fucking... It's like a gallon.

It usually has a town's name on it. It looks like a fucking water tower. Yeah. Crazy. But Sunday is not your common man. He can go cold turkey. It's not easy to do. But he is one of the few unicorns out there that did it with seemingly not even a drop

a sweat. You got to want it, though. You could have put a like a paper towel under his. under his pits and you wouldn't have seen any moisture come out dry it came out dry even in the height of his most like cactus is growing out of that when he was fiending for it he didn't even drop a sweat damn you fiended did you fiend did you fiend where was there any point where you're like fucking like i said after the first two weeks i mean it's funny though because a lot of times when i was smoking is all bullshit it's like really it didn't it was just the habit i mean there's very

few times that it actually, like, it's enjoyable. Obviously, it's enjoyable after food. Yeah, boy. Is that an old wife sale or is that true? It's just, you know, it's a little of, better to eat jelly beans, you know, it's just Why is it better, though? Like, how is it more satisfied? I don't know.

It's just, I think it's just like a calming factor, just like, you know, just sitting in bed or whatever. It's just the rest of the times is just like, and it's funny, though, you talk about coffee. When I quit smoking, I thought it was going to drink more coffee. I actually drink less coffee than I ever did. He's not normal. Nah. It's just because usually they go hand in hand. I thought first of all, you know, I did. I mean, definitely ate more. I definitely gained weight. You know, I mean, that's a given. But, you know, I don't crave it, though. I don't. I still, like, after 20-something years, I don't crave it at all. I don't.

But I'm surprised you would even have done it at all in the house with all your collectibles. I didn't. I didn't smoke in the house. But you said you smoked in bed. Well, that's what my collectibles aren't there in the basement. Only my partner's lungs. They smoke, too, at one time. I'm surprised, yeah, that you weren't, like, you were manic about your condition. Like, you had to have the most perfect packaging and... Yeah, it was nowhere near. And it's not like I smoked in the house at all that.

I mean, you know, it's not an area because, you know, it's just like it's, it gets all sticky and nasty. It's terrible inside your house. Do you ever attempt that world record, like how many cigarettes, rich you can put in your mouth no that's too much yeah i remember a long long time ago um kevin when he stopped smoking he was like within a weaker maybe a little bit less he was like wow you can really smell smoke on people like i think as a smoker you just don't notice it but yeah he was saying like yeah it's it's become i don't know it took me a while and i don't say it was was about a week but i mean you definitely um you definitely start to see you know you feel the effects after a while

like after a month like I could go up steps I'm not out of wind you know I'm not at breath I'm just like I slept a lot better I wasn't groggy in the morning I'm definitely felt better that way and um you know it's just overall I just start but you just think you're just buying cheap weed and that's why you're not getting uh I get the good stuff I can I get the best I can and I really don't like and that was the thing I hadn't been smoking either like I was doing edibles as well so like I have to take more because. of the, like you said, because of the tolerance. How is it like, why wouldn't it be addictive though? So it's like anything else. So if you have to, you're used to smoke a certain amount and it doesn't do anything for you because like I said, I never was really a weed guy, but it's just like when you smoke, it gets to a point where it's like not doing anything for you. So you got to get something like, well, I need the high test or I need something

with a little bit more kick to it. And then that doesn't do enough for you. So like, why wouldn't it be addictive? Because, like I said, I don't know because I never really was a marijuana guy. Uh-oh. Well, this is, I don't want to catch any shit, but I'm looking at it. I googled it, but it's giving me an AI overview. The statement that weed, cannabis, is not addictive, is incorrect.

Cannabis can be addictive and its use can lead to cannabis use disorder, CUD. You got cud. Oh, man, I got cud. You got all kinds of stuff. You got, yeah, it's all right. You got a lot of other things. you're just cuds away at the bottom on the list.

That's the least the worries. Oh, it's only cudd? I'm good to go. God. That's not even worth mentioning. Yeah, I did figure, though, I was thinking about it. I was like, if I could kick opiates, boy, that's old,

I could kick sugar. Those are two different ends of the spectrum there. It says that, well, cannabis may not be as addictive as other substances. It's important to recognize it can still be addictive. And it doesn't say, though. It's like, I've always heard physically It says it has no addictive chemicals that make your body required to function.

It's not like nicotine or alcohol. So I think it's probably just a psychological thing where you're like, you're so like. And there was a stretch where like I was using the volcano and smoking every day. And like if I didn't, it felt weird. Like I felt like something was missing, like that morning cup of coffee or something almost, I guess. Actually, the sugar might be harder to kick. Then the opiates? No.

Then the marijuana. Oh, yeah, for sure. When you have kicked it and you have no after effects of the coming off the withdrawals or whatever, I would love it if you became an advocate and really started preaching. Preaching. And wagging your finger at people for it to stop smoking. Smoking weed? Yeah, every week on TSD.

I'll go after Q first. Was it NPEC the shit out of them? I did it. I don't know why you can't do it. How old are you, Q? Come on, bro,

it's time. You can't do this shit when you're in the 60s. Willie Nelson says, yes, you can. He's pretty old Willie Nelson, so he might be on to something.

Did we pass the 10 minute mark? We passed a 10 minute mark. There was one that was actually 10 minutes? No, no, no. Sometimes the recording stops at the 10 minutes. Glitches Glitches Yeah

There was an episode though Where we came in And like all three of us Me, you and Q We were like We don't feel like Fucking doing this right now

Let's do something else And it was about a 10 minute show I put it up Power down Yeah Everybody was in a really Pissy mood It was not a good time

To try to sit down And squeeze Anything out of a They got 10 minutes That's like Of all of us Well you're trying to do Three things

A one shot Which is Right Well he said He's on a diet He says, no sugar, and he's kind of down on my own. Okay, I didn't, so the, no sugar is not part of the diet? It's part of the diet, but, like, I'm still eating healthy.

I'm eating much less and eating healthier. Like, yeah, instead of like. Factor? A little bit of factor, maybe. We got a factor this week? No. The perfect time to segue into it. No factor this week.

Blue apron? No blue apron. It's been years since you have blue apron. How about blue bunny? We got blue balls. It's been so long since Blue Apron gave us any money. Yeah, it's been a while since Blue Apron. I don't even know if they're still around.

I think they got absorbed. Oh, are they? Or I just saw a commercial, like a TV commercial that they were on, Pluto. So they're at a big time now. They're got, you know, theater. Best, past you guys. Yeah. They're above us now.

Did you guys ever look into like those commercial spots how much they cost? Pluto? Yeah, like, I know you were saying they were so cheap probably. We kind of did some investigation or not as cheap as you would have. No? No. Certainly not worth the kind of the most. that we would have to spend for, I believe, the very little in return we would get.

Right, the vanity of a TV commercial. It would be wild just to see there, just to have one on there. Like, you someone use cars and shit and a lot of West outfits. There's some podcasts that literally they show the same commercial for a certain podcast, it's some ladies podcast. Yes, I saw that yesterday. The blonde lady? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. She comes off as like bitchy and stuff. Yes. Yes. It's so annoying that I think that it. It actually hurts her at this point. Oh, really?

Who would want to fucking listen to this shrew? Which one? The L of Bine or the well-intention bullying? Well-intention bullying. Well, intention bullying? Yeah. So she just goes around being bitchy to people? I don't know.

It's only like a 30-second spot. But in that 30 seconds, they've picked the most, like, irritating. Yeah. Like, no-it-all kind of condescending conversation that... Don't say it. What? You thought you're going to say to see what? Yeah.

No, no, not at all. could. No, she, as annoying as she is in this commercial, I would not be, I wouldn't go read DefCon 4 on her that week. But I wonder if it's helping her, though, or is she seeing no bump whatsoever? And I can't believe it's actually her that this, what do you know what the name of that podcast? I'm looking at her. But I don't know if it's like I Heart Radio or one of those places is,

putting the bill for it's on a different platform. But if I was her, whoever this lady is, I know I'm just referring to her, but I would be like, please take the commercial off. It's literally on 12 times in an hour. Well, I didn't see it that many times. Every time there's a commercial break, it comes on. And do you think, like, who is the audience for this, these shows you're watching? Does it seem like it would be older women who would want to watch this shit?

Or does it seem like it's guys like our age who wouldn't want to watch this shit? It's weird. It's on like Dateline and 4. 48 hours. It doesn't something that wouldn't go with... I was watching a documentary and it was on her, so it's not something that really would be tied into that. I don't know how the algorithm works, but it is stunning how often that she's gotten, you know, commercial on Pluto. But I believe at this point, it could not have helped her.

Right. It's just too, like, I can't stand her. I don't want to hear her voice. I'm certainly not going to go seek it out now. Listen to her for an hour. Yeah, that's interesting. I never saw a commercial for a podcast. You'll see him pulling them up right now.

All right, all right. There's plenty of them out there. Yeah? There's a lot of local stuff. I don't really see a lot of stuff's in Spanish, too. Like, I get a lot of stuff that's in Spanish. Bitch Bible? Well, she's owning it, I guess.

Bitch Bible, that's the name of the podcast. Give them free plugs. I don't. I don't want to start like a pod war, though. I don't know if she has a bit following, you know, and all of a sudden now we're going to have, you know, her legions of her listeners come after us. I'm sure she's a very nice lady, but I'm just saying that they've played the commercial so much that it's just, at this point, it's become like, oh my God, I cannot listen to bear to hear her voice anymore, especially the three sound bites that they play over and over again. Well, especially like the, like, I'm telling you what, you know, that whole thing. Your boyfriend's a budget Ryan Gosling.

I've seen, too. I've gotten on, I've seen on Twitter and there's like an abundance of extremely crude podcasts. Yeah? Yeah. And I'm not, I know that's titillating to some extent, but. Well, I remember years back,

I mean, they still may be around was that guys we fucked podcast. We were actually in Brooklyn, they were there. I think when we were doing the show When we did the Brooklyn show Yeah I think they were one of the podcasts on there The Podfest or whatever Yeah and I think if that's what you're going to target

Like we're going to be we're going to be the crude podcast You've got you got up to Annie every fucking week Yeah It's like you talk about a guy you fucked last week I'm going to hear again about a different guy this week Yeah it's got to be more graphic It's got to be more insane It's got to be more

Like Just The stuff you should not say out loud Right. Keep something to yourself. Well, she may be trying to emulate this Alex or Alexis Cooper from Caller Daddy. She just got like a $100 million deal with Sirius XM. Why?

What is she doing? I don't know. I don't know. I've watched it. I don't get it. I don't get it. A hundred million dollar deal. He's doing commercials.

I know. Why not? Like, what? I guess because, like, can she? move and motivate her listeners to buy things? Probably. It used to be there was

it was her and I can't remember the other girl's name. It was another girl. And then they were moving to a different platform and they got into sort of a tiff, I guess. And the one girl was like, all right, I'm out of here. And then right away this Alexis Cooper started getting deals and shit and

up to uptoon, including this serious XM deal for 100 million. Damn. And it's like, it doesn't have to be 100 million. It was one million. No, it doesn't. I don't know. I don't know what it is about us.

That somebody wouldn't offer us that kind of money. Too crude? The caller daddy is, it's another one like guys we fucked where I think they, you know, she's a little bit crude and raw and, you know, talk shit,

you know, that kind of thing. I'm not into that. Women talking shit. Like, even like women comedians like, when they, when they,

no, they're not funny. They're hysterical. They're hysterical. But I am not into. Ready for that teddy bark. So this guy, he was going down to me, and all of a sudden he put his tongue on my ass.

I'm just like, that completely turns me off. That completely makes me want to leave. Does it? I think people might be turned down if that was actually a fact. I know, I know that there are some people who are like, who are in then, and, you know, they're all in. Like, they want to hear what happens. Right.

But I just want to, I just don't want to hear. To start it. I didn't want to like to start with, I believe. I mean, I might be wrong, but, like, as far back as I remember was Sarah Silverman, who, like, came up in this really innocent-looking young girl talking this horribly raw shit. And it was funny at the time, but then, like, every other female comic emulated her to the point where it's just like, so I'm on the rag, right? And it's like, oh, my God. Wasn't Roseanne really the one that really, uh... Yeah, I guess Roseanne, uh...

Oh, I don't think she had talked sex stuff. No, nobody wanted to hear that. No. Or in Tom Arnold. Yeah, I guess, you know, I'm a prude. And I can't deny it, but at least I own it. Well, I remember when you were talking about the cruise and you were a guest at a 90-year-old woman talking about getting banged on a pool team. Yes.

And it was at that moment that I was like, I was like, oh my God, I'm like, what cruise is you going on? I was like, oh, my God, Walt's pruder than a 90-year-old woman. Yeah, it's true. So on the last cruise I was on, there was this game show that the ship put on, and they grabbed four married couples, one that had been married for only a few months,

one had been married for a couple years, one that had been married 20 years, and one that had been married like 60 years. So they were ancient. And one of the questions was, and you have to match, your spouse's answer?

Answer. So the question was where was the weirdest place that ever happened? It being, I'm not even going to say what they said.

You could fill in the blanks, right? But it was He's shaking his head. You don't know what it is, do you? The pool table. Then you just say pool table?

Weird. So the younger couples were like, oh, we pulled, like, they have to match the answer. It's almost like the newlywood game. And the time we pulled

over at an abandoned or a vacant tomato stand on the side of a road. And they did it inside the tomato stand. But the 99-year-old woman whose husband couldn't even hear, he couldn't hear anything. But she actually wrote down that she got it on the pool table. And the husband, of course, the crowd went crazy. He goes, oh, I forgot about that. He goes. Oh, he did?

Well, I mean, it's understandable, right? The guy's 90. The hearing 80s just got a smirk. I believe it was at 1937 that it happened. So that's, so give him a break if he didn't remember it. But yeah, that to me was like, though the actual, the whole theater went nuts. I was going to say they loved it, right? They had to have loved it.

I was just sitting there with a big scowl on my face. I was like, come on, come on, let's go, scoffing. We're leaving. Yours was in a bed. And what's Deb's reaction to it? Is she like off-foot issue? She does not think it's funny either. We're kind of birds of the same feather.

We're not interested in hearing someone's sex capades. Right. No spicy, huh? It doesn't. You assume that, but I just not interested in hearing somebody else's. I don't, and especially in an attempt to make me laugh. You know, I, yeah, it's not going to happen. I don't think I've ever had that relationship with a male friend where I'm like, hey, guess what I did, you know, like comparing notes and all this stuff?

Don't, no. Oh, I don't believe that. No. I don't believe that. Not that I can remember. Maybe early on. What are you shaking your head about? What?

I don't believe it either. I don't believe it either. Yeah, I believe Q's told you plenty. Oh, you know what? You're right. I have told Q a couple things here and there. Yeah, what the fucking do you're so fucking, you're so fucking, your mind's all clouded. I know, I need sugar.

Somebody get me a goddamn candy bar. Give me Snickers. Where's the volcano? Yeah, I guess it would be Q then. You're right. You're right. What if I said? started telling you some graphic stuff Sunday.

How would you react? Like, we're standing out front and I'm like, oh, my God. First, it's in her pussy and then it's in her butt hole. Then it's in her mouth. Three for three. Yeah. And the other reason, the other reason that I'm like, maybe it'll be a short show is because goddamn, like, I go to the news and I pick out stories and stuff.

Yeah, stay away from the news. Fun shit. Oh, my God. I haven't been on. There's no fun stuff. There's no fun stuff in the news. I don't know if there's been fun stuff in the news. last 30 years.

I don't know. I found this one. Disgraced priest who had sex on church altar getting his confiscated electronics back. Disgraced priest. There aren't many things. What religion is that? I think it's Catholic. Hold on a second.

No way. Yeah. No way. You know what? There he is. Well, there he is. No, it could be Protestant. His last name is Flanagan.

I mean, it says Catholic. A disgrace Catholic priest who filmed himself having sex with a pair of dominatrixes. on the church's altar is set to get electronics back years after he was arrested for the incident. He was a former pastor at St. Pete's and Paul Catholic Church

of Pearl River. I mean, he looks like... He looks like the guy to play Hellboy. Well, that's why, man. He looks like the guy to play Hellboy. Ron Perlman. He doesn't like Ron Perlian. That was, those were the dominatrixes?

I guess so, yeah. She's got a shock look on her face or those are painted on eyebrows. Yeah, she doesn't like a Vampirella vibe about her. Indy Dixon and Melinda Cheng. Melissa Chang, sorry. Wow.

You know what? I mean... You're not cut out to be a priest if that's a kind of shit you're into. Yeah, you probably should turn in your collar. Tough profession. It is. Defrocked. It's not for everybody, Sunday.

Look. You've got to have the discipline. Comes in there, confession box. What are you doing? Melissa Chen goes by Empress Ming. Oh, yeah. Empress Ming and Lady Vi. who also responds to satanatrix.

There you go. That's pretty good. Satanatrix? Uh, he's going to a priest. He's 41. He received a three year suspended prison sentence in 2022 for engaging in the unholy trinity.

Now, is that a thousand dollar fine? A breaking the law? Because. Well, I know. Didn't Opie and Anthony at one point, they, uh, they,

what's that famous Catholic church in, uh, in New York, I think they had somebody go in there and have sex inside there and they got arrested because it was, you know, live on the radio. Right, but I know it's breaking one of the commandments, but is it breaking the law? Because technically that's his place of employment, right? Yeah. And who would I be to cast a first stone at doing something, it at your place of work?

At your place of employment. I've done it before. and I didn't think that I could get arrested for it. I thought I could get fired for it. Yeah, I don't think it's St. Patrick's, that's right. St. Pete's. It was close. The priest's after-hour shenanigans were revealed when a curious parishioner driving by

and noticed bright lights coming from inside the church and stopped. And he caught the priest with the two dominatrices and started filling them. The women pleaded guilty to the same year to institutional vandalism. Okay. It's probably not a prison sentence, though. Stage lights, sex toys, and other recording equipment was also seen. He has a full fucking production going on. He was going to post it on the internet.

I mean, that's crazy. What you think? It depicted a communion wine. There's no crazy stuff on the internet. This guy has to really hate the church. There was a shot where it depicted a communion wine chalice being urinated in. And the priest was also seen wearing women's panties in the confiscated. I don't know if they would just shoot a movie or if this guy's a real priest.

Yeah. Sounds like to shoot in a movie He was interviewed Okay, here you go He was interviewed six months Wait, he wound up serving six months of jail time For violating the terms of his probation By speaking to a local NBC affiliate

So he went on and talked to somebody And he got, I guess that was part of his probation You can't talk about this Really? I wonder why I wonder why that would be part of probation You're not allowed to even speak about this Probably the church is like, look

We don't want this kind of bad fucking Yeah Publicity, yeah They burned the altar. They burned it? They burned the altar. I saw that they had a new one. Are they still using that cup?

Yeah, they can't be using that cup. I don't think so. But he said, he bemoaned the celibate life priests choose and said he was struggling with loneliness and wanting human interaction during the COVID-19 lockdown. Tough. Completely understandable. It's like, it's not natural, I guess, to be celibate. It's a, for your entire life. It is a, that is a big problem.

price to pay for your devotion to your religion. I mean, not everybody can do it. It's... Is I quit smoking? It's harder, I think so. Harder than what? I would think so. Fuck, yeah.

Harder than what did he say? I didn't catch it. He said, that's harder than quit and smoking. Yeah. Yeah, I would think so. And then one of the dominatrix had lasted the nosy parishioner. in an interview for filming without her consent. Struggling and falling,

sending to priests and sin as well, he said, adding he still believes in God and continued considering mercy and forgiveness very important. So there you go. Crazy. That's fun stuff.

He won't be on a cruise. You won't be telling them. That'd be good stories. Did you see another cruise got, I think it was a Royal Caribbean cruise? That's the ones I go. on. Is that the one you go on?

I don't want a big boats. They left port and there was a fight. Oh, yeah, about chicken. Was it about chicken fingers? Yeah. Was it about chicken fingers? Yeah. Yeah.

It was a melee. Yeah, they said it was like crazy how big the fight was. It's fucking smack down. They literally had to turn the boat around and go back to port because people got hurt and they had to get people off the boat, I guess. It was, it was potentially was on the same boat I was on. It was the cruise that I got off the boat and the people get, on the boat and leaving, that was the, that's when it happened.

That cocksucker ate all the fucking chicken fingers. I can see Walt joined that, Baylor. No, you would be wrong. Those chicken fingers ain't worth fighting over. They're not worth breaking a fingernail over, let alone, you know, a tooth of getting busted. You could have them. They're all yours. They're awful.

Where's the Johnny Rockets? Yeah. That is crazy, though. I mean, it's like, why, though? There's got to, they don't run out of, what I'm saying, they don't run out of food. Oh, this is the fight. The brawl over chicken tension. I didn't get to see any footage of this.

It's about respect, though, Sunday. You know, if you have to see the last chicken finger there, you can't take it. Even if you're next the line, you better not take it. Just leave it there. Oh, is that what it is? You just leave it there. It's just like, he took the last one. Well, it's the last one.

I'd want the next batch anyway, right? I would have been sitting out there for a while. He took the last chicken finger. what did I say it said it wasn't over chicken fingers okay it may you know that may be not accurate that it was only about chicken fingers yeah I'm sure it wasn't that it did say that on the news clip right it said it was about chicken fingers so the fight started over the counter with the chicken fingers doesn't mean that's that's not what it was over I think that fight was probably brewing yeah and intentions were going on yeah and yeah no and then chicken fingers

may have been the tipping of the scales to turn into a physical... Somebody's looking at somebody's girl or something. There you go Sunday. You got it. You know what's up. You've been on a cruise, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

No fighting over chicken fingers. You know, me and you, we see the only one chicken finger left. Like, when we walked away. Yep. I was that one of the way? What's that saying? Where's that Clemese line? Sometimes a man's got to know his limitations.

Stay away from the chicken. No, no, no, no, don't take the ordinary rules of the scene. You're like slapping somebody saying, don't take that. What does what's the matter with you? You want to start World War III on this ship? I took that last fucking, go grab the steak. Steak with that chicken figure. Let's see.

I got some prize picks here, and traditionally we've had problems with prize picks. I can't seem to read the copy. Well, it is football season. This time I went over it. Maybe we can help you sell this. That's it. I was going to ask you guys if you could help me. Sunday's opinions on the first couple weeks of the NFL season. Who's a surprise and who's somebody that you're like, I think, I think they're going to go all the way this year.

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You're not going to find this on the bitch Bible. Oh, no. Who's your shoe roll picks this year? Tough after two weeks. Yeah. That's why it's very difficult. I don't know. No, definitely not the Giants.

I like the Bengals and I like the Colts. Same conference, though, so they both can't go to school. I understand. That is absolutely shocking. You know who they've played those first two weeks, right? Fucking garbage teams, though. I mean, they're 2 and 0, but they've beaten up two have-nots, though. Yeah, but it's still early in the season.

And Joe, not Joe Walsh, Joe Borough is out for three months. Did you hear that news? No. Yeah, he got a turf toe and he has to get an operation, so he's going to be out for three months. The NFL, though, I would... What hell is turf tow? What is it what happens? Turf toe is like when your tendons and your toe

gets quarterstone, right? Yeah, yeah, and then you can't walk because of the tendons or every... Oh, really? Is it from kicking or running? It's from running. Yeah. Stress on the tendons. I could be even wrong about that, but it's... I mean, I'd be tendons, but whatever it is, I know it's

turf toe, and I guess you've got an operation. All right, I change my picks. No, no, I don't want you to change your picks. So Sunday is saying, right here right now, book it people. Go to prize picks right now, and you pick the Bengals and the cults for this year's Super Bowl. Granted, it cannot happen, but still, Sunday's called a shot.

That's my Super Bowl. The Chargers are good. Get another AMC conference team. I'm going with the AFC first. I'll go my NFC picks. NFC, I'll still go with the Eagles. It's going with the Eagles repeating. What about my lions?

I don't know about the Lions. You see they put up 50 last week? So, no. Giants threw for over 500 yards and lost the game. a lion scored over 50 and blew out the bears. Again, not a great team. Not a great team. But a division rival.

Division rival. But you know what? This might be better. You might want this kind of start with them. I don't want that. Look at them. They're rolling. They're 10 and 0 and then bam.

Then you get hit in the face with a couple of feet balls up and everything else is and then it'd be like the same thing. You might be better off this way. I'd rather be like, you know, struggle a little bit early and then get hot, you know, later in the year and get and go into the place. Stay healthy and then tear it up. Tear it up. So you're going with the Eagles and either the cults or the Bengals in the Super Bowl.

That'd be cool. Eagles and the Colts. Daniel Jones looks good on the Colts. That's what happens when you have an offensive line. They didn't have one on the Giants. No, they did not. Is there anything from this week coming up that you're looking forward to? I'm looking forward to.

I mean, Monday Night Football, the Lions are playing the Ravens, and that's going to be a very difficult match. Kansas City and the Giants. Didn't the line just blow somebody out? I thought I read some. Yeah, so we just mentioned 50-some points. Oh, did you? I didn't hear it. Hey, you're, we're going to give you a pass.

Yeah, we know your strong one over there. Perce the sugar, here. Getham's offering me a bag of light brown sugar. Light brown sugar. Yeah, my head is not where it's supposed to be today. All right. I think we've covered the NFL, right? Well, hockey's coming, too.

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It's not an iPod. It looks like an iPod. But what it is Sunday is a ridge. And I will never have a device ever go zero. Oh, wireless charger too, huh? It's wide. Look at this. Look at this.

Huh? It's pretty impressive. It's snazzy, right? It's sleek black. At least you can see this. Here, it's nice. I paid for it myself, too. I didn't even get a free one.

I thought somewhat highly of the product and I went online and I bought it. It comes with all the different charges on there, huh? I did use a code, though. What was the code, Brian? T-E-S-D, baby. I did use the code. Yeah, they have a lot of, like, video rules for here, but we don't do video.

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The kickstand, huh? Oh, yeah, nice. How you like that, Sunday? How sweet that kickstand is, bro. Nice. How fast is it charge? I think faster than the speed of light. That's pretty fast.

If you just walk by it with your phone, it's charging it up. I think you're on to something there. So it's my phone on fire, it charges so fast. It charges my phone, like, even when I'm, even when I don't want it to, it's constantly charging my phone. Even if it's just in the same room, it's charging my phone. It's technology. Yeah, that's rich for you. It's giving out all kinds of waves.

Your eyebrows are falling out. Teeth are getting soft. Like, what's that humming sound? Don't worry about it. It's just my ridge. Oh, Charging up, baby. Charging up.

My teeth feel soft. Why they keep falling out? I'm like, is that weird? Do I have a missing clump of hair? Ridge, what did you do to me? Still using it. To wonder why you don't have sponsors. Now, now it's putting out magnetic pulses and is making people's hairs fall.

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Nice. All right. That's Ridge. Want to talk Donny Osmond? I haven't thought of Donny Osmond since last week, but sure. I don't know, because I saw Donnie Osmond video on Pluto. He's got a residency out in Vegas. Does he?

He got very offensive advice that Michael Jackson gave him. He recently shared a clip from his 2023 appearance on the Adam Carolla show where he recalled getting very offensive advice about his career from the King of Pop. What year? This was 2023 that he appeared on the show. Okay. I'm not sure. And he mentioned this advice on the Adam Carolla show? On the Adam Carolla show, yeah.

So he says, the name Donnie Osmond was a joke years ago, the 67-year-old singer said, I mean, if you say you like Donny Osmond music, you are ousted. Is that true? I think there is a stigma to, you know, being into a former boy band when you're, it's hard to shake that persona of that it's bubblegum music. Right. Donny Osmond? Donny Osmond?

Well, I mean, with the Osmans. Remember, you know, he, and Marie? Michael Jackson was with the Jackson Five. He did. He was able to, uh, he was a more successful, I think, yeah. Yeah, to break away and be known more for his adult hits than his, his, his, his childhood hits. Yeah, it's like that child actor thing. It's tough to make that switch.

Like, you have to be a fucking pretty good actor, actress. If you want to go from child to adult performance. And if you want to shake that that kind of image, it is difficult to do. And Michael Jackson did it. Yeah, he was the boy. He also did it. He also tarnished that image big time. You know, Donnie, you should have to do this, Donnie.

Yeah, that was the advice he gave him, maybe. So, Osmond explained that in 1983, the year after Jackson's sixth album, Thriller came out, he went to Jackson seeking advice on how to save his career. I said, Mike, how do I get it back on the, how do I get back on the charts? He said, your name's poison, Donnie. You got to change your name. Donnie. Ooh, that is interesting.

Osmond said it was very offensive. It was tough to hear that. What would he change it to? Yeah. That would be tough because everybody is just going to go. That's just Donnie Osmond. Why, when like him, you're going to try to call something. Then he was Donnie Marie.

Donald something. The Don. You're like, that's how you know he's serious now. He's Donald. He's not. It's, it is a tricky, tricky, to achieve, though, to become a respected adult artist when your, all your hits came when you were like 12 years old, though. Right. Yeah.

Of the bubblegum fashion. Mm-hmm. It was a time and place that's not going to be recreated. Yeah. And I know he may be a very talented singer and dancer, which he is, but not for. For me, like, I would go see, like, there's a residency, and if I... I think he's at the Flamingo. I don't know if he started.

Where is that? In Las Vegas. If I was in Vegas and I was, needed something to do one night and tickets, I would be like, I want to see Donnie. Donald perform. And I would have no, like, shame and, uh, but I know there's some people be like, I'm not paying for a ticket for that. I'm sure the tickets are probably not too bad. Upheld. Because he won't hold.

Did he have any hits, Wayne Newton? He's been here forever, man. He's like he's part of Las Vegas. He's still alive. Wayne Newton's still alive. I think he might be dead. I don't know if he's ever had a hit, though. I think he only has one hit.

Something about his daddy, right? Papa. Let's see. Wayne Newton hits. I think he always had one. Daddy don't walk so fast. That's his only hit. Look, he's been there forever.

So he's doing something right. I know. L-O-V-E. Red roses for a blue. Daddy don't walk so fast seems to be the, from 1972 seems to be the big hit. And that Donka, like, get him said, Donka Shane. Red roses for a blue lady? Can you even say that anymore?

Donca shame? That means thank you, doesn't it? Oh, okay. I thought that was so. I thought we were back on the cruise. What do you think about these? Have you seen, oh, wow, that is. Look at that.

It's crazy how much work he's had done. Some plastic surgery done for sure. He looks like a piece of plastic. I mean, if you had that money, you wouldn't do that Sunday? He doesn't look like that in the right. That's not what he looks like now in the road, the one all the way to the right. But if you had unlimited wealth like a Wayne Newton, you wouldn't go under the knife and try to look. No way.

Get new nose. You look like fucking Jack Nicholson from like in the Joker. It gets some cheek implants, got a chin implant. It's too much. It's too stretched out. It just doesn't look right. It doesn't look natural anymore. And I'm surprised because I would think it would affect your singing, right?

If it stretches your face a little bit back, I don't think you might be able to move your lips a certain way to where you can hit certain notes. That's a theory that I don't know if I've ever thunk before. Your lips are stretched so tight that you can't move them the way you used to. They pull your face back. So it's like, you know, I know you saw the Star Wars. Remember you see Carrie Fisher when she had in Star Wars?

horses. There was like almost a time where she like, she wasn't speaking. It just didn't sound right with her. You're talking about the Disney ones? Yeah, the ones that was, you know, before she passed away, the one that she was in, you know, the last one that she was in. But you could see it was just like, I thought it was because she had dentures in. Could be that both combination, but she definitely had worked onto her face too because it was definitely not the same as it used to be. But I understand. I mean, you have an image, man. Yeah, but I'm saying when you're in the public eye like that, you have an image, you know. Especially in the internet. Some people dyed her hair, you know.

Oh, yeah. But the internet is so unforgiving. Like, you know, they will tell you that you don't look the way you're used to. Well, you're not because you're getting older. There's a not, there's any number of motherfuckers out there will be like, you're fat and you're old now. All right. No shit, Sherlock. That's why I'm quick sugar.

Yeah. I'm going to look like Rocky for a three months. I want to meet their standards. Yeah. This is here, Carson Wayne Newton, also known as Mr. Las Vegas. It's been there forever. Has been performing in Vegas since 1958. Is that crazy?

He's done 30,000 solo shows over the 40 years. He's known for that signature song, Don Cushan, and has recorded 165 albums, and he can play 13 instruments and Taylor's his shows to each audience. That's why he's fucking famous, I guess. Just thinking of people, I mean, during that time, he was playing with, you know, the rat pack was back then. Yeah, you had Elvis back. I mean, just think of all the people that were playing back then. Seen it all. And now he's singing with Donnie.

50s through 70s Vegas must have been so fun. It must have been something else, huh? If you ever look at pictures, it's amazing how there's, like, nothing. It doesn't look anything like it does now. Even like the early 80s, it looks totally different than what it does now. There's so much more there. I mean, you used to be able to see the mountains and everything off the strip. Can't see them anymore.

A good thing or a bad thing? Well, it's a good thing. for, I guess, for economy-wise bad thing just because, you know, everything's getting built up. You can't be sucking up all that water out there. What is important in the desert? Wards to live by.

Literally. How you go to Hoover Dam, man. You see how much water's gone in the Hoover Dam. It's crazy. This made me wonder, too. This is an older story. And this made me think of you, Walt, because, you know, you used to run a store and you had

kids come in and they would fuck your merchandise. I remember those days when I used to run a store. Yeah, and the kids would come in and they would read the comics and fucking crickling it up and put them back. I'd be like, oh, kids, just keep reading. So cute. I'm just so glad you're reading. I don't care that you're writing the pages or your grimy little

fingers or, you know, and you're ripping the staples from the cover. Just, just read. Because I love it. I love to see kids read. Start smacking flies with it. So this is the video of it. get them.

Okay, so this is a three-year-old break $1,600 marble table at New Jersey Cafe. And mom claims that they wouldn't, she couldn't leave until she handed over her credit card. It's not really too secure to tell you the truth for a table. Yeah, to be honest with you. There's like no feet or anything on it. Yeah, well, I got to say. I think that's an accident. I don't think that's.

There's only two legs on that table. That table should have four legs. That is a catastrophe waiting to happen. That marble bench could have killed a kid if he was on the floor plane. If he was on the other side? Sure. Yeah. Was the kid pushing?

I couldn't really see him in the video there. Where is this? It looks like. Avalette. And somebody made her pay? 16 grand. No, 1600. 1600.

Okay. She says she was a completely humiliated, embarrassed, and she's cried since the incident, which brought the 110 pound marble table crashing to the ground. She claimed the manager of the stores told her she wasn't allowed to leave until she forked over her driver's license and credit card information to pay for the table. Despite immediately offering to pay for the damage. So I'm sure she was like, oh, I'll pay for it. Don't worry. Wait, I'm sorry, how much?

How could he force her there? I don't know. I guess you could call police. They would have to file a- I think the police would be like, this is not a concern of ours. It's not a criminal thing. Yeah. We're not going to deal with it.

Yeah, I don't know what you do. Later on, one of the cafe's owner told her on the phone, our policy is you break it, you pay for it. I'll bet you that policy was instituted right after this fucking table fell over. Yeah, but this is like a restaurant, right? It's not like a collectible store, like an antique store where you're walking through. It's pretty easy to knock that table over, it looks like, for a marble table. I would be contacting my lawyer if I was that woman.

I would cut Johnny. I want you to go ape shit on this cafe. He was trying to make me pay for a marble table. Oh, the hazelnut cafe is part of a hazel of boutique, a home decor and clothing brand with four New Jersey locations. It's owned by twin sisters. It's not like the kid was sitting on the table. It seemed like he barely bumped into it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It looks like it just like, look, it's just like there. Oh, hello, girls. Those are the twin sisters. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They say they would never hold anybody against their will, and the mother was not charged for the table. They're contesting all of the. Yeah, see that?

They say they requested her contact information for insurance. How are two stories so completely fucking different? Hello? Because the story's lying? Is that the only one? Have you been a lie for the last? It's a 2025. Is it like just lie?

I just come out of a fucking pot haze and you don't. Do some of that brown sugar. You don't realize that two stories. Got your volcano in this, any quarter? Are actually, that's more common than not. that there's always two sides of the story. Getham has read it up, and I do, this is a good question. What on earth would possess a nice cream shop owner to have patrons eating at a fragile $1,600.

Yeah, it is weird. It is a boutique shop. But especially when you do on kids. They're lucky somebody didn't get hurt. Really? That's what they said, like, in the comment. In the comments, they were like, we're just lucky. We're happy nobody's hurt.

We reached out to make sure they're okay, blah, blah, blah, all that shit. Now give us our $1,600. Yeah. Yeah, the way it seems is that they had a worker be like, yo, you got to pay for this. And then the owners were like, wait a second, like, this is not looking good for us. Like, everybody just fucking take a step back. We just want insurance. Maybe you should buy some more secure tables.

Yeah. I don't need to eat ice cream. I would suggest, yeah, the next table you buy has four legs. Yeah. It is weird, though. It looks like it's meant to be bolted into the ground. There's like nothing supporting the bottom of those legs. Yeah, I don't believe it was properly anchored to the floor.

And it probably was a blessing in disguise because if that had fallen on somebody, it definitely could have injured them. Thank God you weren't there, Teddy. Oh, yeah. What's that? Go ahead. I'm sorry. No, I did want to ask you guys, what are your feelings because going back to singing and shit? This recent speed of older singers up there that have no right to be up there.

Like, I'm sure you've seen the videos of Frankie Valley. Yeah, I have. For some reason, Mrs. Five, loves it, loves it, wants to go back. She's already planning to go back again. She said it was worth seeing. I don't understand how. You've seen the footage.

Yeah, he's not singing. It looks like they, no, he's definitely not singing. He's just moving his mouth and not even. There might be strings connected to him. There might be have somebody up on top. He looks like he's barely propped up like a stiff wind and there goes Frankie Valley. He almost looks like he's in the haze. Like they give him something and he's just like almost like in a days out there.

There. Yeah, Frankie Valley is. There he is. He's got a lot of hits. Oh, he's got tons. Yeah. He's walking around all, right? Yeah.

You can't expect him to actually belt at any tunes, though, I don't think, at that age. Well, what's the reason why you still do this then? It's just because of the love is, I mean, I can't see at this stage. It just, I cannot see him needing this for financial reasons. Oh, I think so. You think so at that age at this age? I think you want to keep your lifestyle. I think you take a month.

off the road and you look at your bank account and what you're spending and what's going out and you're like, holy shit, I got to get back on the fucking bar circuit. Somebody prop me up. I got to go on tour. I saw it different. I saw David Lee Roth doing a show. Oh my God, the Vegas one? Yes, the Vegas one. Oh, it's terrible.

It's terrible. It's unbelievable. It's literally like amateur night. He's his voice is toast though. He had four to five backup black guys singing for him too. They were spelt in it out. Like eyeballs were popping out of his head when he was like singing some of the, and I'm surprised people. And he has that weird smile on his face

all the time. It's, it's, there's a time where you got to be just like saying, you don't, you just don't, there's very few people that can still, I guess, pull that off at certain ages. Alex Cooper. Alex Cooper still sounds very pretty good. He pulls it off. I mean, Fleetwood Mac was

someone, they sounded pretty good. Here we go. Here we go. So this gets on the music. Stevie Nicks. Never misses an opportunity. Kiss of backtracks. Axel Rose is another one. Oh, yeah, he's another one. When you sing that kind of music, man,

there's just no way you can have that kind of screech for decade. The Doobie Brothers still sound good, though. Is there any original brothers in the Doobie Brothers, though? Oh, he gets the one main guy, and you got the... Who's the main guy? And you got Michael McDonnell. He is not in a Doobie Brothers on him. He was.

He was. He's still touring with them. I don't think he's, touring with them. Chicago still sounds good? There's not one fucking original member, except maybe one of the trumpet players. And they could call themselves Chicago because they got one left. There is no way that any of the original crew is there. Then why would anybody see him then? Because of the logo. I'm not going to see a band because of the logo. I'm going to I saw Chicago. Well, sir, I don't care about them. I just want to see the logo.

Within the last couple years And the guy singing Hasn't was not a part of any of the hits He is in it It says the current members are Tom John John John Johnston Patrick Simmons Michael McDonald's in John McShee Did you see that young girl

Who's obsessed with Michael McDonald It's so weird Like whereas like a 10 year old Should be like into I don't know who the whoever the pop star is these days Yeah Teller Swift Super into Michael McDonald I think he's like 78 or something

That has to be like That's like autism or something. I would, yeah, that, I mean, there's, it's very unusual to find a child who would be gravitate towards a guy whose heyday was 40 years ago. Yeah. And the music is kind of soft, rock, you know, it's a. Well, maybe that's it. It's like the Doobie brothers while, like, singing, like, they're not screeching like, like a, like an actual. Yeah, I think that has a lot to do.

Yeah. They shout saying... Can you name another doobie brother besides Michael McDonald? That's the only line. That's the only I care about. I just like the logo. Brian's fucking, let's salivate like a Pavolo dog over there. He's heard duby too many times.

You guys are doing this to me on purpose. Taking it to an ice street. Yeah, there she is. 11-year-old super fan. met her pop idol Michael McDonald's. It looks like George Lucas. Oh, she met him over Zoom. I thought she met him in a person.

It is crazy. It's got to be weird for Michael McDonald to see, like a 10-year-old crying to be in his presence. Yeah, that's strange. Did you ever meet anybody in cry Sunday? Anybody that got you that emotional? No. No?

No. You know, even if you met Stevie Nix, you wouldn't get a choke up. You wouldn't get a little bit, like, you know, emotional. I'm going to be like, no. I think I think you would be. Start smoking again? No, I think you'd fall to pieces.

I think you'd be a blubbering mess. Yeah. I think you'd be wrong. What if you? I love you. Just a. Stevie next. Yeah, his heart coming out like fucking Bugs Buddy and shit.

Haba, haba. You is, always you ain't my baby. Would you, if, say somehow, like, you were backstage and Stevie Nix is smoking a cigarette, she's like, hey, why don't you come on and join me? Do you, do you smoke a cigarette with her? Don't smoke. Well, you got a light, mister? Do you have a light for her?

Unfortunately, I do not. I'll get one for you. You don't just go. How'd you get back here? You just don't go running around like a maniac looking for a lighter? I just, I start grabbing pieces of the fucking set and start, good start rubbing wood together and creating wire and shit. Looked like Quest for Fire back there.

Yeah. So what's new at Sunday? You haven't seen you for a while. What's going on? People always wonder what's up on Sunday. Yeah, what's up with Sunday? The usual. What's the usual?

Work. You must do stuff other than work. Oh, yeah. The weekends, I'm out of me. Of course. What do you do on a weekend? This weekend coming up, what are your plans? We're supposed to go out to dinner with my aunt, but like,

to cancel. So I'll just, I mean, I go out to dinner with Joe every, every Saturday night. Oh, date night, huh? Sunday. Yeah. You want to mention, I do think you should say. Joe is a woman. Tell him, Steve, Dave.