Tell Em Steve-Dave - #655: Grisly Man

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

Teddy’s photo shoot, Francine the cat, Bidets, Q goes soft, fatal familial insomnia, new game-Thinker or Stinker

Probably puts it between his legs like this and then blast his asshole. He gave a full gory confession, including that he planned to liquefy the body in a blender and flush it down the toilet, starting with the brain. Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve, Dave. I look around the table and, boy, I see some handsome guys. I see Walt Flanagan. Hello. CBQ.

Hello, hello. To a lesser extent, I should get him. Howdy all? How are you stacking? He's got a mic today. He does. This is exciting. Put it out for himself.

He must have something to say. The biggest news. No bigger news, Q. Ooh. Then what happened with Teddy this weekend. Oh, yes. Yes. Please tell me what's, uh, had the photo shoot.

So, yes, Teddy had his big photo shoot and. A stage mom over here. Mm-hmm. Momager. Going up on a Saturday up to North Jersey. is a it's hellish even i know it's not rush hour traffic but it was still pretty packed and i get up to the photo shoot and i pull in to this um it's like there's like a building that's a studio and then and it's a neighbor is a pizza parlor but i could see there was a group of

people out front with a dog so i kind of figured i had the right location but i didn't take teddy out when i got out of the car i wanted to make sure i knew what was going on before i get him out of the car. So I walk up to the table and the lady was like, are you here with a dog? And I was like, yes. And they're like, oh, okay, who are you here with? And I said, I'm here with Teddy. And the place just exploded with like excitement through.

Teddy's here. Teddy's here. Teddy's here. They opened the door and scream in. Teddy's here. Which really caught me by surprise. I did not expect that as like, you know, like a teen heartthrobbing. Yeah.

Donnie Osmond just walked up. And they're like, okay, all right, we have one dog that's going to go in, and once he's done, you and Teddy can go in and get the, start the process. So I go get the dog and get him out of the car, and he proceeds to everybody then is like falling over themselves, like talking in that crazy. crazy like baby talk like oh you're so oh like you know that kind of and that really ramps him up to like no end that's like when he hears baby talk he cannot control himself he's just running around and licking everybody and just have just playful and happy everybody's loving it so he's all riled up when the photographer comes over and he's like do you think he will stand on his on this mark if you stand next to him but like if you're off to the side and I was like I have no idea I said

I don't know. I go, he's pretty wound up right now. I mean, everyone's talking to him like he's a baby and treating him as if they've never seen a dog in her life. I said he's so wound up right now. And they're like, all right, let's give it a shot and see what happens. And so he goes over and he stands on his mark. And it was stunning as like he did not move. Wow.

He did. It's like he had it before. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know if he had or he had ever gotten his picture taken, but it was weird. It was like everything like just stopped as he like almost his. if he knew. It was like, okay, I got to come down on him. I'm closing for a picture. And they're like, all right, I'm going to make this weird noise.

You go. Like, I have this noise to see if he'll do what I hope he does. And I thought it was going to be a silent noise. Like, I said, like a dog whistle. Yeah, but it was something. Unless I got really great hearing and my, me and only Teddy heard it, but it was this weird noise. And when he heard it, his head turned. And he clicked the photo and he was just like, he just stood up like, you know, like he had just saw the fucking Leonardo

of da Vinci's finest work he's just like he's done he's like two seconds he goes unbelievable he goes what a great photo and he's like we're marveling at it and he goes I can't that was the fastest one we've done

today and I was like okay great so we go to leave and we get our our prizes and I don't know if enough I'll I just tell what the prizes were but it was like a collar like that had the New Jersey State Lottery logo all around it. It's a collar. My wife will never put on him.

He got a leash. He got a bowl. And he got a brick of $5 scratchoffs. Not bad. $300 worth of $5 scratchoffs. So we're getting ready to leave. Everyone's saying goodbye. People are taking pictures with him.

Wow. What's going on? It's like Benji or something. He's a famous dog. You think it was just the amount of votes that came in were so overwork. Or he's just that fucking and just cute. I think these probably are dog people that like probably rallied whoever marketing they're in for the lottery. They wanted to do this promotion.

But everyone, there's like about 10 employees there for the New Jersey lottery. And every, they're all women and they all want a picture with Teddy. And as I'm leaving, there's this other lady kind of runs out to the car. And she's like, before you go, I had a quick question. And I was like, my hair on the back of my neck fucking stood up. I was like, oh, what's going to... How do you about time shares? She says, I have to ask.

She goes, how did you... How did you get all these votes for Teddy? And the way she said it made me go, but go on the defensive. And I was like, I don't know. She's like, well, I mean... I don't know. It just happened. Orcanically.

Votes? What do you mean? What I? And she goes, well, how did you, you know, he had a substantial amount more than the rest of the dog. So what did you use? Social media? And I was like, yeah. Yep.

She goes, well, who are you posting under? We couldn't find anything. You know, we searched for your name. If ever someone was in need of a smoke pellet. And I'm like, oh my god The only thing I want to get out of it Is that fucking brick A lot of these statues

I want to throw the fucking dog dish at her Stunner Get in a car and drive away Yeah, it's like a heart attack Takes out her eye So funny. So funny

So I go Well how did you find out about the contest? And I was like my mom. And she goes, what was your, what was your, what was she using then? Did she use the social media? It's like, yeah, it was all my mom, I said. Yeah.

Okay. She's very suspicious. All right. Because she knows she was looking for. Yeah. She wanted a smoking gun. Where was, no, I don't think so. My wife was like, no.

I think, I think she just wanted to know because I think she was scratched her head. Like, I didn't see anywhere, anything. Yeah. From the people that are registered as Teddy's owner doing anything on social media. Right. So how did he do this? Yeah. It was my mom, Sunday, Jeff.

Yeah. So she was like, okay, she just kind of like, all right, have a nice day. And we left, and that was it. We won 180 bucks. Wow. All right. Not bad. Yeah.

But if you had invested $300 in scratchoffs, you'd be down. Yeah. You'd walk away. Upsett. Yeah, you'd be down $120. How long did it take you to scratch them all? My wife scratched them off, like a, I don't know, like, life-saving medicine was underneath them. They never scratched off by the time we got home.

Oh, great, excellent. We were hoping for the big, you know, 5K, which was the most you can win on these scratch us, but not even close. But, you know, still. Yeah, still won something. We're still ahead, you know, didn't cost us anything, do it enter them or anything. Wow. But yeah, the place was a buzz. And now we'll see Teddy in the months to come.

April at some point in on New Jersey lottery scratch us. I don't know which one, though. I want to be a fly on the wall for when they kept looking at those numbers, being like, what is going on? Yeah. How did he do this? Yeah. What kind of chicanery is going on? They went home a night and told their husbands and wives.

They were like, this dog, Teddy is like, he's climbing the charts. Well, if you ever see that video like in Russia where there's like, where there's a room just fill a cell. cell phones. Right. Yeah. That's what I had going on. Got a bot farm at your house. Isn't the Secret Service like thousands to win 180?

Didn't the Secret Service just like bust like a room full of cell phones they say could have destroyed. Yeah, New York City. No, it's just some things called ants and fans of impractical jokers. Soul for Teddy. Yeah, no, it went well though. And he had a, he had a ball. he was friendly and being treated like a like a little baby you know for him it was a great day did you get a car did they show you the picture like did you they showed me the picture in

person but then they said they would send it to us but we still haven't gotten it yet oh yeah that's why i always take a picture of the screen like when we do photo shoots and stuff and they're like yeah we'll send them to you i'm like yeah they're never going to send this a picture i like i always just snap a shot i have the card for the guy photographer oh right you'll get it i'll get it my wife will make the call I don't care enough about it I'm going to call for a picture

I got a thousand of them that I can text it to me by my daughter and my wife of Teddy It's funny isn't it Like there's never enough Like I have so many pictures of fucking My cats on my phone That it's insane

I need some good ones I'm going to make 8 by 10s Yeah That I'm going to sell Yeah Yeah All right Get a little paw print thing

I'm like a stamp pad yeah Yeah Nice work Wow man So it sounds pretty painless It was painless Yeah, it was painless I got to think

It was such a successful Promotion for the lottery That I'm sure they'll do it again I don't think I would enter him again I don't think that would be Fair Well, he might be blocked He could yeah

I'm sure they'll maybe do pets now And open it up to cats And turtles and stuff New Jersey's top pets I don't know pumpkins in Pennsylvania Yeah Turtles and cats That's got to be the third

most popular or a goldfish mean I would think birds no oh yeah birds yeah you live with a bird right little rodents yeah but that's just a crow that crashed through his window it can't get out no it's the freaking harleckleckle

oh boy chatty chatty kathy no it doesn't chat it just screeches well that's what I mean yeah he eats hamburger that sounds healthy for a bird for plant-eating animal that's not part of its diet if it was in the wild

I think I think it's like mangoes and shit I don't eat nothing and stuff, and I think like... They're also not meat. Yeah, but I think they might be carrion. Right, sure. Oh, roadkill in the jungle?

Probably, yeah. You think there's roadkill in the jungle? I've seen videos that they just fly around, like, in cities and stuff. And, like, if people feed them, they'll just come up to their, like, balconies. And it's just an entire balcony full of, like, wild parrots and macaws. It's crazy. Speaking of cats, I'm not sure if you heard about this story, Q, about Francine. No.

Down in Richmond, Virginia. No. So there's a Lowe's. There's a Lowe's home store. Yes, that for eight years has had a cat living in the store. Okay. It's like a mascot. Yeah.

And it suddenly disappeared. Oh, yeah. And they went Lowe's corporate and everyone started going through the... This better not end with a dead cat. No, no, no. They went through the videotapes and they realized that the cat had jumped onto the back of one of their trucks. Oh, shit. And ended up in South Carolina.

Holy shit. So they got video of the cat. running out of the back of the truck when it opened. Oh, wow. So a team from the one, they, you know, they organize a team from the one store to go down there. Why do you need a team to get a cat? They wanted people. They wanted people that the cat knew.

It needs more than one person? This is a two person. We've got a lot of area to cover. Yeah. So they wanted to be walking around calling his name doing all that shit. So they ended up setting up traps as well with like things from the people from the story. Good for these people. And they caught her and returned her back to her store.

Wow. Yeah. Well, it says the lowest for me from now. on? Yeah, I was, that was my question. Like, if you knew that a local store had a Oh, I think it's a normal. Would you frequent that store more?

What will they do to make this not happen again in the future now? They've put a harness on the cat with an air tag. There you go. So he has to walk around a harness now for the rest of his life. Yeah. Still won't stop them from jumping in the back of trucks, though. They're smart. Sometimes they, you know, like if you catch a cat in a trap,

they usually will never go back into that kind of trap again. It's like, you know, one time then they learn. Okay. So I'm sure this cat. Yeah, when my cat, when Princess Mitch had all those operations, she was terrified of the cat carrier. After like the first two times I brought her down, like she wanted no fucking part of it.

Yeah. She knew what it meant. She'd run like hell. Yeah, when I was like torn like crazy, every time I would get my luggage out, Benjamin would like, not like, he knows it meant that was leaving. Right. Yeah, he would get fucking pissy.

They say it. They say it. Oh, well, that's a great story. I'm glad it didn't end in a cat death. No, no, no, thank you. That's a good one. Yeah, I had a cat disappear, you know, I have my yard cats, and I had one. His name is Not Not, and he disappeared for six months.

I had written him off a dead, and then two weeks ago, he just fucking strolled up like he never left. And I was like, holy shit, motherfucker where you've been? I sat out there today with pet him and feeding him. It was great. Well, not petting him, actually. That's not sure. I didn't pet him. One of my cats did that.

She showed up. She disappeared in June and came back in December. Yeah, that just means he found better food somewhere. Right, yeah, somebody was taking care of it. Should we get an AirPod and, like, you know, attach it to get him somehow? Why, he only goes three places every night. The triangulation is like 600 feet. He's either on the couch or at the table or on the fucking toilet.

Every time I come and I forgot my key, I'm like, motherfucker's in the bathroom, just wasting his life away. You read books You read books in this bathroom Oh God Like public bathrooms Aren't you like I want to get in and out

As fast as possible That's his banter That's his banter That's the rest of the fucking I don't think the years That's the kindness of his heart I only get out of there When someone else shows up

Because it's either Ron talking on his phone Or it's Abram with his Like he's got a portable bidet thing Really? Yeah Jesus Christ. You've seen it have used this portable. I've heard it.

It sounds like, you know, remember the old, um, the old battery powered, um, water guns that go like, like, do-chee, j-chee, j-chee, j-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Like, no, but like a water pick? It's, oh, you'd be like a, like, a water gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know exactly. So it's this, like, portable thing he screws into a water bottle, and, like, I'm in the, I'm in the bathroom one day, and I'm like, shoots at his asshole? Yeah, I'm like, where does that water go, though? Back into the toilet.

So he's got to get, he's got to, like, position himself. He probably puts it between his legs like this and then blast his assholes. Are you charging for toilet paper now in there, get him? Are you charging the rest of the residence? Because now he's like, okay, sir, it's got to be a medical day now. Our airport, airport plaza does not provide the best toilet paper. He's got to have, uh, what do they, when you get bubbles in your asshole, what is that called?

Hemorrhoids. Yeah. It's got to be a medical reason. Wow. I never heard of her. But I also, I also seem to go in there. with the baby wipes and I think he's

And I think he's flushing him Are you not supposed to flush him about that? You didn't fucking lay down the law? No, well, now it's on record that You know, yeah. Why don't you put a sign up in there And be like,

we've noticed that someone We don't want to say Who is using flushable wipes. Please do not do that. I mean, I've gone into the girls room. Yeah. After hours when like when there's no ladies in the building

and there's no less than like six signs about, you know, don't flush tampons. Yeah. So I don't think. get to wipe the seat if you pee on out of mind to be like, you know, don't flush your, yeah, what's like all these hands? Flusch wipes.

They fuck up the pipes. But they are flushable. There's no such thing as a flushable wipe. It's a scam. Yeah, I read that because I use them. And I recently read that that, it's like plumber approved, but it doesn't say anything about like. There's no such thing as a flushable wipe.

Right, yeah, exactly. I think it happened to Kev where his whole entire system got clogged up with flushable. It happened to me. I told the story on the show. Remember the guy reached into my pipe, bare-handed, and just started pulling out. Oh, that's right. Shitty fucking wives and this Russian dude and just, I tipped him a hundred bucks. I was like, I can't fucking believe that this man.

This is his job. It didn't seem to care. Now, you said that you took a shot at the quality of toilet paper in the building. You think it's below standard? It's, it's, I've had better. Don't go, don't go fucking to plane into the landlord because our rent hasn't gone up to five years we've been here. That's why I'm not complaining. I just, yeah.

It's like Cold War era Soviet Union toilet paper You squeeze it hard enough You get splinters Yeah To me I like a graded toilet paper Just below sandpaper I really like the rougher

Yeah Really? Oh yeah I don't like the car Yeah I don't like the charm and stuff That's too pillowly It leaves a lot of like Little

Klingons Yeah but I have that bidet at home I fucking love it Is it portable? You know it's built into the toilet Like it just comes out And blast you It's nice

How hard is the blast It's just right Just right Yeah, this is right. Heat it? Of course. What do you fucking think? I work this hard to put my ass on a cold seat.

Shit's using more energy than fucking Bitcoin. When you use it, when you use it all in Staten Island, water pressure goes down. BQ's taking shit again. But they sell them, they sell the just the units and adjust the toilet seats that you put on any toilet. And I'm told they work, they work just as well. Like, they're great. When I get a place, I definitely would think. about at least one bathroom having that.

God, yeah, it's nice. I like it. I've read all over online how great they are. Yeah, it's a blast. Why don't you just borrow? What's his Abrams? Abrams. Yeah, no.

I'm not, you know, I'm like, you know what I'm getting for Christmas. Can you do a brother solid and just reach your hand on this wall? You got a wide stance. I want a professional like the heat at one. Yeah, it's nice. is nice. What's going on over there in Staten Island, Q? So much. People getting decapitated.

Wait, what? You didn't hear about this? No, what? Yeah, it was worried about you. Yeah. Because the person was unidentified at first. This fucking head, this head comes off the shoulder that's going to kill someone. A giant fucking block I got. Yeah, in Staten Island there was a kid, I think, he would disturb

Staten Island teen accused of decapitating mom's bow. Oof. And shares gory confession details. Wow, what area? of Staten Island. Maybe I'm a little too unplugged. People getting beheaded in my fucking neighborhood. Hold on. I have a subscription to local paper.

He gave a full gory confession, including that he planned to liquefy the body in a blender and flush it down the toilet, starting with the brain. That would take some amount of time to liquefy a whole body. A long time. Damien Hirstle allegedly calmly admitted to cops

that he fatally bludgeoned. Anthony Casillasbro, 45 with the head with a meat tenderizer because he wanted to know what it was like to kill someone. Jesus Christ. That's insane, man. Yeah. He just wanted to know what was like to kill someone. And West Brighton's a nice fucking neighborhood, too, man. How old is the kid?

Uh, what did it say here? 19, I think. 19, yeah. Wow. That's right near the zoo. No. What the fuck with all these noises, man? So what?

What is that doing? I silenced it. Jesus. Yeah, I guess a whole bunch of times of cops had had to come here for other domestic violence. Yeah. And this was the final. Holy shit. I didn't hear.

When did this happen? It was last week sometime. I can not believe. I have not heard about this. This is fucking. I am insane. I need to fucking really start paying attention. Are you not paying any attention at all?

Zero attention to anything. But I haven't for a long time. Right. I'm unplugged. But that's, I mean, I'm too close to home. Most two miles from my house. You know what I mean?

Like, it's like crazy. Yeah, but it's just, I don't know, for somebody's a stranger and it hits closer to home. I mean, that's so shocking. I cannot believe that this is the first time I'm hearing about it. Like,

usually I have friends across the world who love to make fun of Staten Island. Right. They would send that to me immediately. let's see it says here hold on a second the blood-drenched murderer allegedly told his sister

I did something bad go to your room and the unsettling warning went unheated as his sister followed a trail of blood to the bathroom and found the man's dismembered body in the tub with a spoon sticking out of the severed eyes severed head's eye socket oh my god this is grizzly man

You're going to be making movies about this kid. Yeah. The mom just kept saying to the son, why would you kill him? I still loved him. She was yelling from, screaming from outside into the house where her son was. Holy shit, man. He was eerily calm when he left the house. He had blood on his face and Timberlin construction boots, but no blood on his clothes.

Well, I will be making some phone calls today and getting the skinny on it. Yeah. This is wild. Carrie Avenue. Holy shit. I know someone that used to live there. So the alleged killer could be sweet as pie, but he was going through some stuff in school, mental health issues. I'd say so.

No shit. Yeah. Besides this, though, what else? It gives you that impression. Oh, wow, that is fucking nuts. And this guy's sanitation. He's a 45-year-old sanitation guy. Just about to retire, they said.

At 45, you can retire? Isn't that incredible? I thought the same thing. Whoa. 20 years, homeboy? 20 years. Now it's 25 years. They change the contract.

Mm-hmm. So closer, it's retirement. God damn it. So close. And then somebody beat you in the head with a meat tenderizer and then cut your head off. What an end. It's not how, yeah, it's like you see some of this shit. Like I watch a lot of, you know, true crime stuff.

And it's just like, no, I don't think anybody, unless you're in a high risk category, like you're a criminal or you're a prostitute or something like that. It's like you don't imagine such a grisly end to your life. You know, you're probably like, uh, you know, maybe at worst, I'll get into a car accident or something. Yeah, I always worried about car because when I was in the fire department, I saw so many car accidents. And I saw some guy's brain once, and that teaches it to be like, yeah, okay, anybody can go like this. You know what I mean? Like I didn't get up that morning thinking like, I mean, my brain will be all over the fucking sat on an express. Right.

But you take the risk when you're fucking, when you get in the car. But yeah, just lying in your bed and some kid comes in with a hacks are and chops you to bits. That's on nobody's bingo cart. No. Nobody's expecting that. That's a rough one. Wow. I saw it get him's brain once

It was hanging out of his left ear And before he poked it back in with his finger Because he's so big And his cranium can't contain it Learned something really important that time Yeah he poked it back in with his finger And I was like, what is that? There's nothing

It's my brain Is that a fish? We got a fish in your ear Is that a clam? Coach says it's good to bleed out of your oyster hanging out of your ear? I mean, this is, this is the start of it. This is how, uh, this is the Staten Island Amity House now.

Oh, yeah. This is how these things get started? Like, that's now an attraction. Yeah, like, how do you live in that house afterwards if you're the mom and the sister? Like, like, you've got to get a, I watched, uh, this documentary called a stalking Samantha. I'm not going to say too much about it because I highly recommend it on Hulu. Mm-hmm.

wow what a what a fucking story about a woman getting stalked by some guy for 10 years then he takes her captive it's a whole fucking it's a whole thing man this is a fucked up guy yeah yeah like she uh she got a restraining order and then it ran out she tried to get another one and the judge turned it down so she's soft to watch it like that oh yeah i get too upset you know i had to shut off a horror movie for the first time in maybe my life the other a day. Oh, what the hell was it called? Bring her back? Bring her back. Yeah. And it just, just hit HBO Max, and it's so disturbing. You know how you get that the guys with, you know, who are diabetic can get, take their readings, you know, they can, they can get their sugar readings

or blood sugar and everything. Yeah. Yeah. You want to measure that estrogen levels. You might be right, man. I was like, well, turned off a horrible movie. Well, to be fair, it wasn't because I was scared. Was it rated R? Oh, yeah. It was literally. It's literally so uncomfortable to watch. It wasn't even right at NC17. No, and it's Australian, so it's even crazy. The plot follows two-step siblings who find themselves orphaned and place in the middle of an occult ritual by their new foster mother.

Yeah. And it's all, it's all horrific, weird, like, child abuse stuff. How did you find it? It just, I heard about it was a horror movie that came out last year. And their first movie that they did, I liked. I forget what movie they, those two directors did something. Talk to me. Talk to me.

Right. It's a guy who did talk to me, which I thought was, and this was a well done movie. It's just, I can't take seeing kids, like, it's not like sexual abuse. But you could take adults being graphically tortured in a horror movie. I mean, like, if it's something like hostile, I don't want to watch it just because I don't like it, not because I'm, like, disturbed by it. This, like, I were literally was like, I don't want to watch what's happening. happening to these kids anymore. And then I went back a couple of days later and just fast forwarded to the end,

just see how it ended. But yeah, I was like, I was like, I don't want to watch it. I was like, it's making me feel too fucking disturbed by what's going on. That sounds like an older gentleman's plight, right? Like when you're young, you can take anything. It's just, yeah. Yeah, maybe. I kind of took, I took the movie industry to task on the all new Sunday,

Jeff Schell Halloween special as dropping next Tuesday for Hollywood turning the modern day horror movie into basically torture porn from where it started to where it is now. It's not even horror anymore. Well, this isn't that. This isn't torture porn. It's disturbing fucked up things. But yeah, I agree with you. Like a lot of, but you don't like slasher movies? Wasn't that?

Oh, see, I like slasher movies. I always kind of had a sauce bar from it. I never gravitated to. towards the slasher thing and you know constantly always having to push the envelope gets us to a point now where to get that kind of shock value you have to do it now to children or animals you got to get that guttural reaction from the audience well how do you do it now yeah I guess only one way now yeah then you're right we're boxed into now it's like well how do I talk this yeah I feel like the Twitter

rich report thing peaked with a Serbian film like I never saw it was pretty graphic yeah it's pretty fucked up it is uh but like the saw movies are like say what you will about I'm like there's fun versions of that where it's like there's a trap there's a fucking there's a fucking you know what are they a rupe goldberg machine that like that like that I'm like all right I'll fucking watch this guy's on get twisted off his body because he fucking gave him a parking ticket 20 years ago where the fuck jigsaw is up to but there's something like well lit and it doesn't feel like reality. It feels like a fun horror movie. I don't know. But I agree with you. Like just torture. Where do we go? You know,

for the modern day horror movie, you know, going forward, like where do you go now to get that? Remakes. Yeah. Well,

there's a dog horror movie. Did you hear about that? I haven't seen yet. Yeah. It's called Good Boy. Yeah. And a horror movie told. It's got Satan in it.

Does it really? Yeah. Oh, shit. I heard it's fun. His owner is possessed. And, uh, it's told, from the point of view of a dog.

It really intrigued me when I saw the concert. Yeah, I want to see it. It took a long time to film. Not everybody's teddy, bro. Not everybody hits them on. That's what the guy said. He used his own dog. The director used his own dog.

And he was like, I probably should have used a classically trained dog because it was challenging. Right. But, yeah, I want to see that just because it's such a cool twist on it to see a horror movie through the eyes of a dog. Yeah. What his owner's going through? Yeah, I kind of want to check it out. I don't know when that comes out.

When does that come out? Get him. Good boy. And they just did a ghost story, a haunting story from the point of view of the ghost. It's playing now? It's playing now? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Came out last year. It was from the point of view of the ghost. And it was pretty good. That I don't recall. Getham's typing away. Presence? Maybe that's it. Yeah.

Yeah, 2012, Stephen Soderberg. Yeah, that's it. And it's like, it's told from the, from the presence's point of view. And it's like, oh, that's pretty cool. So there's still ways, you know. But I don't mind, like, a good old-fashioned slasher. Like, I'm ready for another Friday of 13th. But are they even making that kind of movie anymore?

Because I don't think that that's enough anymore for people for today's audience. They just don't want to see some guy shambling around silently in a hockey mask. And then, like, quick, like, stabbing motions. Yeah. But they do want to see, like, like, movies like, terror. I think of proven that there's it's still alive and well the slasher genre what are they doing more than just slashing or is their graphic oh terrifier movies that's their selling point it's like it's all um practical effects which is awesome so but and it's over the top gory but because

it's practical effects it kind of like it hits that sweet spot of like I know what I'm looking at it's not real but it still looks so fucking cool yeah terrifier movies are good good fun should be another one coming out. Three or did it come out already? Three came out four. I mean, obviously they're going to make four. Three made so much fucking money. But I don't think that comes out until 27.

I haven't even started shooting it yet. Okay. Yeah. But those Staten Island boys, those are shot on Staten Island, all three Terrifier movies. Yeah, they're local guys. Monsigny Farrell High School part of it. Nice.

My shot at. Yeah. So, see, it's not all beheadings. No. And, you know. Over there in Staten Island. Well, it is. because they're doing it fake, but they're still

be heading people. Well, whatever, man. Well, you were in that Staten Island fairy horror movie, right? Screenboat, yeah. I want to say I was in it. But yeah, I popped up in it for a second. Me and DeRosa. Joe DeRosa. Got killed by Steamboat Willie. Did you?

Yeah, yeah. Screamboat, he kills me and DeRosa. I have to check it out. I didn't know that. Yeah, it was Steamboat Willie. That was Mickey Mouse, wasn't it? Yeah, but it's his public domain now. So they made a movie last year called Screenboat. Screamboat Willie. And they have

this out of service Stad Island Ferry that they shot the whole movie on and it's it's fun. Was Steamboat Willie Umroden? He was a little he was a little They had a puppet version where he was like

you know this big and then when it cuts to shots of him they had the guy who played Art the Clown in in Mickey like Screen Boillie makeup and they would do little miniature shots of him and stuff like that. I can't this seems like something that would hit big it didn't hit that big it did all right yeah people liked it i don't you know

it wasn't like it didn't take over the world but it did good okay it sounds intriguing people i mean i've signed a lot of those DVDs which is usually a sign that that people it's called steamboat scream scream boat yeah yeah so there you go check it out but yeah give me try and watch bring her back i'm curious what you think yeah i'll check it out HBO max you say uh HBO max yeah okay Yeah Guys Fall is here The beers are getting colder

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There's so many fucking rules about what it's not that nobody knows what it is. It's one page of copy, three pages of don't say this. He's trying to gloss up. I was waiting for the answer. I was like, because I really wanted to know what his answer was. Yeah, I don't know. No answer. I know it's just like the government.

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Your lions are doing well, huh? The lines are doing well, but they were expected to do well. They're still got their Super Bowl window, I think, is still open for this year and next year. But there's teams who are out of the gate, like the cults and the Jaguars who are also four and one. And nobody expected those teams to be this good, you know, at the start of the season. There's some disappointments like the Baltimore Ravens. And it's been a great first quarter of the season so far. All right.

You're having fun watching. Except when get them fucks it up. Well, no, I understand that we're, you know, we're illegally watching Detroit Lions football in New Jersey. I know that there's, you know, I don't expect, you know. A seamless experience. Yeah, I understand there's going to be hiccups and, you know, digitized freezing of screens, but. As long as it's not during an important play, right? It's always when it seems to happen.

Oh, really? Like, it doesn't glitch during a commercial. It's right in the middle of a pass. And everything goes frozen. And then all of a sudden, 10 minutes later, you know, the game has moved on and you missed all that action. So I got a league. I probably should legally watch my football. Well, what would have, ESPN?

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So Mark Sanchez is working for CBS, I believe, and he's in Indianapolis the night before the game, and he gets he goes out to the bar. Probably has a bit too much to drink. But I would imagine it's going to come out. It has to be more than just alcohol, I think. But maybe it is. Some kind of drug or something that would like. And he attacked some truck driver who was picking up grease. Yeah, grease.

Why? He just was like, you can't park here. Oh, God. He just took it upon himself, like, to speak for the bar. You can't park here. And then when the guy didn't listen to him, he threatened them and I guess started assaulting him. And then the guy, the truck driver stabbed them in the chest.

Holy shit. And he had to go to the hospital. and then when he was released for the hospital, he went to jail. The truck driver looks fucked up if you see pictures of him. He's 69 years old. Don't get into a fight with a quarterback that's still sort of like, you know, near his prime. Yeah. He's still in his late 30s.

Right. Shit, man. He beat up a 70-year-old dude, basically. Probably. There goes that job. Oh, yeah. He'll never work the network again. But I'm sure he's going to have to come out and reveal that he's going into rehab for whatever substance abuses he's addicted to right now.

that caused us. Yeah, but that's, I got to help him at this point. Well, I'm sure he'll only do probation. Dude, there's people who kill people. Oh, I mean getting his job back. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he's going to go to jail. But getting his job back, he'll never, it'll never happen.

But if he goes, maybe he played football. Yeah. Maybe he could claim concussion. He's like, well, I got to. CTE. Yeah. That's what I would do. I mean, immediately, I'd be like, guys, I don't think right no more.

Yeah, because the truck driver's already talking about suing him and everything. Yeah, no shit. Wow. I guess it's weird, though. You get beat up. You can stab somebody in it's self-defense. Technically, you guess, right? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, like, you're worried for your life. Yeah. That's got to be so surreal, too. If you're, like, you know, all of a sudden in the midst of the attack, you're like, is this fucking Mark Sanchez? Why does he hate me so much? Why does he care that my fucking truck is in a zone that's not meant for, Picking up

New Jersey for the loading and media a lot of passengers only Jesus He was adamant He was so furious

that this truck was parked there that he attacked the truck drive And it's not even his hometown right He didn't even

fucking know What's going on It's so weird Yeah he's just in town For the game The next morning All he had to do Is stay in this hotel room

And watch TV And his life His life would be so much better Oh man Yeah Yeah, so that was Mark Sanchez. I was watching TV last night. I thought this was really fucked up.

How many Dirty Sanchez jokes did he get Razby, the fucking fans, though? Probably a lot. Probably a lot. I would also put that into my defense. Yeah. A lifetime span of hearing Dirty Sanchez jokes. Push me over the edge. You have the truck driver.

I'm sure you made one, yes. You have to submit in what a dirty Sanchez. Oh, Your Honor, if you don't know. You stick your finger in her ass, and then you wipe it under your nose. Like a mustache, you know. A dirty Sanchez. What was I going to say now? I don't know, but I hope that's...

You saw something on TV. Oh, yeah. It affects 50 people a year. Think about how many people are in this fucking world. Yeah. It affects 50 people. It's not that many. No.

It's called fatal insomnia or fatal. familial insomnia stemming from a mutation in a gene with the remainder of cases sporadically occurring. The problems with sleeping typically start out gradually and worsen over time. Eventually the patient will succumb to total insomnia. And it's like there's these, they were shown like an MRI or whatever of the brain, like an image of the brain. And it's like this little part of the brain is supposed to be filled up with like proteins

or something. Right. empties out and from that point on no there's no drug no method that will allow you to fall asleep you're awake forever dude i read a book about this not about there's a guy named charlie houston it's a fiction but he yeah he wrote caught stealing which is that series is fucking awesome but i think it's called sleepless and it's about a worldwide disease that like if you catch it you you cannot fall asleep and what that does to society and people It's a pretty fucking good book.

Yeah. Wow. What about that drug that Michael Jackson was taken to go to sleep? That wouldn't even do it. Propanol? No, nothing. It's anesthesia. Yeah.

They said nothing works. Nothing will put you out. It's impossible for you to sleep. What about a knock to the head? It doesn't matter. Like you, like if your brain hits the, your, uh, but it's about like you're lacking something. It doesn't shut down.

There's no, there's nothing to allow you to shut down. Right. The process isn't there. So, yeah, in the book, like a part of the brain rots out. Mm-hmm. And that's why they... Brain rot. Yeah.

And it's like people for like months don't, I can't sleep. And this guy's wife is one of them. It's kind of crazy. And you think like, oh, I could be so productive if I never had to sleep. But it's like it just wears you down over the course of months. Sometimes years, they said. They're like twitchy zombies and shit like that. Yeah, it's fucking nuts.

Yeah, it leads to speech problems, coordination problems, and dementia. It results in death within a few months to a few years. And there is no known disease modifying treatment. Well, I know Gidim is a walking malady of things, but I know for a fact he doesn't have that. He can stop by walking here. Same here with you. Not only one time. You know what?

The fucking boss can sleep whenever the fuck he wants. And that's why when you do, I tiptoe around. Yeah, I found this really interesting, man. Like if, and it's, like I said, It's genetic. So if you know you have it, you know, I think there's a 50-50 percent chance of passing it on to your kid. Like, I would never have kids.

I just would be like, I can't do this to somebody else, like just in case. I mean, I fucking did that because of my fucking slight depression, let alone can't sleep. Yeah. Oof. Characterized by worsening insomnia resulting in panic attacks, paranoia, and phobias. This stage lasts for about four months. hallucinations and panic attacks continue for the next five months

complete inability to sleep followed by rapid weight loss this lasts for about three months and then dementia which the person becomes unresponsive or mute over the course of six months is the final stage of the disease after which death follows well that's horrible a man yeah hey some good news they they cure they successfully cured Alzheimer's in a mouse oh yeah they're fucking nuts yeah that's always like the first step that is pretty good they got to rush that shit then yeah it's something about the blood brain barrier that like prevents toxins from getting in they they use that robots well not even medicine they sent in nanobots into this mouse and it reactivated the blood barrier and it reversed

the all the uh the Alzheimer's in the mouse they're fucking nuts that is wild yeah so it's going to take robots huh yeah what else are they going to do when they're in there as the question Amazon fucking rooting around in your brain canals But I read that this morning I was like wow that's pretty fucking dope That is good Because we're reaching that age where it's not like You know impossible so

If I thought I had it I would definitely sign up for like a trial Yeah like you check those robots Yeah yeah Put those robots in me Those nanobots They're like you're not you don't have dimension You're just hitting that volcano too much

If you just fucking put it down You'll be able to remember something You don't say Well, it looks like I'm going to be losing my memory Remember what Who are you? I'm going on. Well, I need to know is to remember how the volcano works

And I'm all good And if I forget, there's a YouTube channel on it anyway Have you been off the volcano still? Off the volcano still, yep. Yeah, I'm still trying to... Although I got to say like... An accomplishment. I got to say with this new back issue,

I was tempted to like try to like lessen the pain assuaged the pain a little bit but I'm like I don't think it's going to work like I took some ibuprofenage shit and it just did nothing does nothing it turns out I think I have like a pinched nerve

it wasn't from working out it was a pinched nerve which I've had before and I had to get an epidural which is what I'm working on now it's like it starts in my back and goes all the way down my left arm like all tingling and shit yeah you got to floss the nerve I had that for a while did you yeah it hurts like hell doesn't it man Yeah, and it's like tingling here.

Yeah, I had that for a little bit. And then somebody showed me something to work it out. Not that, you know, I'll show you how fair. We don't have to talk about it now. Yeah, so I've been dealing with the only position, like, if I lie down on my back with my back on a heating pad, I don't feel it. Any other position. Sitting up, walking, whatever, it's fucking unbelievable. That's why you have the heating pad on your chair.

So I got a heating pen on my chair right now trying to work it out a little bit. Oh, I can preserve your dignity, but since we're here. How many settings does that thing have? It has a low through high. Oh, mm-hmm. High's a little bit too high. Yeah. Uh, hold on.

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Sweet. All right. We have a game, right? We do have a game that Walt brought. Courtesy, well, half of the questions were supplied by Mr. Tom. Thomas Miloshesky, and half of them were supplied by me. But the game was, uh, is called thinker or stinker. Hmm.

And the answers that me, Brian Kew give to five questions will be graded by Tesde Town's greatest thinker. Get him, Steve Dave. the score between three being the best answer one being the stinker answer all right what do you need a pen and paper there here just use this

fuck see a panic in his eyes this is the shit that like because he doesn't want to let you down man I was looking for the box of pens and papers I mean he always all you need is one pen and a piece of scrap paper and you're good to go all he's thinking about how he's going to give you threes across the board

to ingratiate himself. No. I know he already wants to ingratiate somebody else at the table, way more than me. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. I'm assuming it's not me. Yeah, no. Me?

What is it in me for? It's already ingratiated to me. We'll find out if that's the case or not. I already love the guy. Why, does he need something? No, no, let's play the game first. Let's worry about it. Oh, boy.

What am I in for? All right. So get him. You understand? the rules. One more time. So we are going to provide an answer to six questions. You are going to give a numerical score

between three and one. Three being the best answer. One being the stinker answer. Whoever has the most points after the six questions will be deemed the thinker and the one who has the least amount of points will be deemed the stinker. Okay. The person in second place is Just pedestrian.

Okay. Which is where stinker or pedestrian? Just mid. Yeah. The person in the middle. All right. Question one, get them. And for Brian Q.

Earth is being invaded tomorrow. Aliens have said, take us to your best representative of Earth. Who are you hoping they take to represent the planet? when they meet the aliens. What do you got? I have so many different answers in my head. I really have to settle on one.

Yeah, I had a lot of people that leapt to mind as well. Who do you want to hear from first, thinker? Let's go fuckwise, you. Okay. I considered, of course, Tom Brady, a guy who has shown that he can prepare for any moment, Whether it be on the field or in real life, you know, he conquered broadcasting, you know, what's he going to set his sights on next? But he's too much of an athlete. I even thought of like somebody who I feel is super smart and funny.

Maybe he could entertain the aliens. I thought Ricky Jervais maybe. He's like, you know, maybe he could like really form a bond with them through humor. Then I thought Stanley if he was still alive. That's, I thought of a lot of people that were dead that you can't. Yeah. Yeah. But shocker among shockers, I felt my honest answer would, I would have to pick somebody I knew personally.

The person I feel has the most wisdom and the most, like, handles himself so well that I'd be like, yeah, I can't think of anybody better. And that's the man to my left, BQ. Wow. I have come to say that, like, he is the most, like... Jesus. Like, you know, Zen. There's a lot of pressure, Q. With impeccably, you know, I mean, I can't think of anybody else.

I really feel like he would treat it with the gravitas. The aliens demand. You wouldn't phone it in. And I'm thinking, BQ. Wow. That's incredible. Thank you. Yeah, I felt like I...

You know, I'm not braiding these. I know. Yeah, I know, but I feel like I couldn't really rely on picking somebody whose face I only see publicly. Shit, man, I, I'm extremely touched and that leads into my answer because I had a similar, first I was thinking like, like, maybe Jimmy the hair guy, but then I was like, let me take this seriously. And I went with, um, Clint Eastwood was in there for a little bit, but then I had the same thing. I was like, eh, and I, and I settled on Scott Mosier. And for this, everything that you just said, because anything good you like about me that came out of your mouth is just watered down Mosier. Like, it's just kneeling at the foot of a master all these years.

So I was going to say Scott Mosier would be the guy because he's truly everything you just said, but the real deal. So we both went with people we knew personally, personally. Yeah, I would put the fate of the world in Mosier's hands without even fear, without. any fear. My only fear being he might be like, fuck it. The world doesn't deserve to live. But other than that, yeah, that's, that's where I ended up. But thank you all. That's incredibly nice to hear. It's true. Thank you. Yeah. I also went through some famous people and I thought of politicians too, but I couldn't think of a politician that isn't an asshole. You'll be sitting there sitting all day. I think in a long time. Yeah. So I'm like, well,

they're not going to be the best representatives who are some of like the nicer people. But like you, I, Walt, I was like, I need to do a, I need to use somebody I know personally that I could say like, for sure I know this person would handle the business, not like, you know, some famous person who I don't even know. Like, who the fuck knows if they can do it. But my final answer, Scott Mosier. Whoa. Look at that. He's easily the most wise, reasonable, level-headed, well-thought-out individual I've ever met. I think he'd be able to talk down any aggressive or hostile aliens and he would also look out for everyone, not just himself.

So it's wild that all three of us were like, we have to pick somebody we know personally. Yeah, yeah. We can't rely on the public face that people put out there. You know, we're almost too cynical to think that, like, you know, that's just a facade that they put out there. Yeah, like with somebody like Ricky Jervase, I feel like that's what you get. Like, when you see him, like, that's Ricky Jervase. Yeah. He's an honest guy.

So, like, he would be one of the celebrities. You're like, well, I don't know him, but like, you feel. like you kind of know them you know so it's going to be interesting how getham scores this because does two mojures knock out each other out and then the number three scored answer is bq i would think that would be the case but let's see how get him thinks all right are we going like uh question by question yeah go by question by question all right so i gave q and bry and three and then you got a one you can't give two threes either three two or one already you fuck it up. Well, when you get the same

answer, how do you... It's rough, because this is... Right. You have to, they have to get a two and a one, and then I get the three. I don't know how this is working. According to Q, he is a watered down, Scott Mosier. Do you even know, Scott Mosier ever met him? No. So why are you putting so much weight in that? Well, if two people chose

him, I would say... Don't you have a big favorite? Stop pulling the judge. Just give him the paper and the pen. I mean, how do you, I mean, if they both give the same answer, how do you, can you not? Well, you got to give Brian two because he went last. You give, it, it doesn't matter. You give, you, you give Brian, you give me the two. Sure.

Will you give him the two to? I'll give it to Brian. And who gets the three? A cue. Okay. Because he said it first. I'll take it. All right.

Question two, get him. If all memories. from before today vanished for you personally, what single object in your home would you use to piece your life back together? I'm not going first this time. Don't look at me. Yeah, I'll go first.

We'll go clockwise. This is a tough one. I don't have a single impractical jokers thing hanging in my house. I do. That's not true. I have one, but it's just the marquee of Radio City with impractable jokers on it.

So I wouldn't be able to piece it together. But then I realized I have my first paycheck from the FD&Y hanging on the wall in my office. And that has my name, a job, and a social security number. So I thought that would be the one that I'm like, okay, this guy is a hero? Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, you took it so literal that you thought you wouldn't remember your name either. Yeah, I thought you meant like literally nothing.

Okay. I just thought I didn't, I knew my name and everything, but I just didn't have any memories of before. Well, I guess it's the same, really. It's kind of the same. Yeah. That's a pretty good answer to it. Yeah. It has my home, well, my old home address, my social security number, my name on it, and my job.

That's a lot of information on a tiny slip that's 20 years old. So that's what I went with. I also was like, I had a hard time figuring out. out the one solitary object in the house that would like, okay, that'll spur memories. But then I was like, well, what about my phone? That's in the house. I said, my phone has all my photos on it. And a lot of writing and notes since 2012, it would be invaluable in reconstructing the

last 12 for 15 years. But if you don't remember the code to open it. I have a face. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's a very practical answer. It is practical, but I think it would help.

I think it would really help, like, although it would be like, okay, my entire life, is cats, sage, and Marybeth. Because those are all I have pictures of. Yeah, well, I think that's most people's, you know, library of photos. But then I would, maybe I would stumble upon, like, I have some comic book men photos. I have some photos from tell them Steve Dave. And I'm like, oh, what am I doing here? And then I could back up and somebody could tell me like, oh, yeah, you've been podcasts for 15 fucking years.

Then you could listen to the podcast. Yeah. If your phone's good, because if you get in, then you could, then you could hear a lot of of your your your tails and stuff i could go back like through my youtube history what kind of stuff was i interested in watching my my instagram yeah all that shit yeah but sometimes that face i do though you you have to put in your code yeah you know after after a certain amount of time mm-hmm those are two really good answers um i put my front door uh when i'm away from home too long is the first thing you know that gives me a sense of relief and relaxation that

on the other side of that door is the greatest source of comfort for me on the planet. And every month my wife changes the theme for the door depending on the month. Yeah, I put the front door. I probably should have put a phone, though. I didn't think about that. Yeah, it's hard to carry the door around with me, too. I got to remember. The door.

Go ahead, get him. Okay, well, coming in a three is Brie, because I know knowing myself, I have years worth of comments online that I can now buzz through and find out what I was thinking. Pictures of food, so I know what kind of food I like. Pictures of me and people, so I know who my real friends are. Yeah. Pictures of ID, pictures of my name, pictures of paychecks. That's an interesting phrase. my real friends are. What is that supposed to mean?

Like people I took photos with like they're close and intimate photos. But do you think there'll be people coming up to be like, I'm like people who are pretending to be your friends now that you've lost your memory? I don't think so. They want me to forget that they're on my list. I don't think that's going to rush.

People are going to try to make sure I get in there while he has a memory. You can see the levelness of friends. Like if it's just a stage photo, then okay, they're an acquaintance. You won't even remember if it's stage or not. Kind of, okay. Uh, Q is second with paycheck because he, like he said, he would have a bunch of information and he could start backtracking on using public records.

Yeah. And sadly, front door got one. Yeah. I was trying to go for the heart. Because it's, yeah, it's, it's just a door. It doesn't even, I tell you, like, the street or anything. It could just be any front door because, yeah. Oh, that's not true.

It's not just any front door. But you've lost all your memories. Yeah, but the door. So you wouldn't know what your front door is. But the door, I don't, oh, I don't even know what a door. door is? Well, you know, you wouldn't know what it's dead. It's your front door. How do they know what a paycheck is? How do they know how to read it then? Because it says paycheck. Have they lost the memory? Without a memory, you don't know. I don't have to read the door. You know it's a door, but you don't know it's

your door. Can he read? Yes. How come? How come he has a lusty ability to read too? You can read as well. You know what a door is, but you don't know that it's your front door. How do you know what's your front door? Because of all the special little things my wife puts on it. How do you know who your wife is? How do you know that she put it there? How does, how do they know, how did they know? How do they know how to read. See, my pick doesn't involve reading because guess what? They forgot how to read, too. I forgot to tell you that

at the beginning. Well, the phone could teach him to read. All right. Question three. You can swap lives with any fictional character for a week. Who do you choose? And what's the first thing you do? I'm first this time? Yes.

I wrote John Wick. He's cool, tough, a great marksman. has an awesome car, 70 Chevy Chavelle, and he has more action in five minutes than I've had in the past 50 years. First thing I would do, and I would avenge that puppy. Yeah. Just like John Wick did.

Just like John Wick did. And he's older than you, too. Yeah, he is. Yeah. Much better shape. That guy knows how to, he can move. That's Hollywood shit, though. Think so?

I don't know. I saw, like, behind the scenes of him, like, at a gun range, like, doing, like, practicing for his moves and shit. I don't know. He's pretty good. He's pretty good. It was interesting to watch. But it's the fictional wick, so, yeah.

Right. I picked Fonzie. Ooh, that's a good one. And the first thing I do, I'm calling the Hooper Triplets. For a romantic dinner at Arnold's. Then a nightcap at inspiration point. Wow. Not bad.

What? Nothing. I'll show up with my car and drown out your good time with my engine. Wow, I went with Captain Kirk I was like, hey man, like I got a starship, I got all this freedom, I can go to planets, I could find some green chicks to bang, you know what I mean, maybe save a planet,

do something exciting, explore the galaxy, meet God, you know? But you can't just take the ship on your joyride, you're like, I'm Captain Kirk. Oh, I don't think you could just... That motherfucker took that ship on that joyride every week. What are you talking about? Star, sleepy dance. That guy was known.

He was an admiral. He got demoted 20 times. Hey, Starfleet's going. No. Just, I flat out told you whore to pretend to do static. Remember that? He's like, no, no, no, no. Shit.

She was like, shh, ah, you're breaking up, Starfleet. Oh, I thought Kirk would be the fucking man. That's pretty good. Yeah. All right. Okay. Top is Q? Why?

because he's awesome. He gets like fly around the universe. He's got to Kirk, man. How can you even ask the question? He's, you know, he saves cultures. He saves planets. But he slays Poon. Yeah.

I'm sure it does. And then I went by Brian second. Why is Fonsie last? Because you want to do this so that you could hook up with the Hooper triplets? Yeah. And you're a happily married man. Oh. That's that's kind of wrong.

Yeah Morals Oh what Fucking kiss ass Get your fucking lips Off his bunghole This camera I'm in the fucking delta quadric

Well alpha Whatever This favor must be big Huh That he's looking for I think it's to go Into the Quantum Ribbon

I mean Yeah So much stuff I'm a Star Trek fan There you go You can pick One person Living or Dead

To narrate life as if it were a documentary. Who's your voice? You're first? I am first. I am picking, you don't know who it is. But the guy's name is John Fascenda. I was going to give you a little bit of taste of who he is.

He's the voice of NFL films. And I assume with the voice, I also get the music behind it. With a rollicking song, he speaks along. Swaggering voice. his face is weather beaten he wears a hooded sash that's my hoodie

yeah wow and a bristling black mustache pencil fin light boots leather I just want to get to the part where he goes

I'm coming quiver and quake as he robs him of their goal they wear him is a ranger pillaging just for fun He'll knock you round and upside down and laugh when he's conquered.

Listen to this music. That's my theme song. It sounds like the Hobbit. I don't know. I was late for Thriller to start. It had a little Vincent Price in there. How does that voice sound like Vincent Price? I said a little.

Vincent Price is one of my, I had three, I had Vincent Price. I had Werner Herzog And then A filmmaker Oh his voice is a manager for a baseball He did the documentary There was the St. Louis Cardinals manager in the 80s Did the documentary on the grizzly guy

Grizzly man He's his voice is like You should never listen to this Yes, this is not how things go Yeah And then my third Which I took off the list Because I have a feeling

Brian's gonna pick him Would be the guy Who Narrated on solved mysteries. Robert Stack. No, the other. Peter Thomas from Forensic Files?

Forensics Files. I was like the Forensic Files guy. I was like, oh, that guy. I was like, Brian, I don't want to take that from him. So I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm going to, forth between Vincent Price and, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, Werner. And I, I'm going to settle on Werner, because his voice is so unique. Um, not as inspired.

as waltz i'll grant you that no music but uh but just to hear that guy speak for an hour and a half about my life would be a fucking amazing um should i play a clip of that or or i was thinking of whitey herzog he was a manager for um many years in major league baseball teams coached it was the cardinals from 80 to 90 i will allow audio visuals Let me see if I got if I have Because I didn't even look this one up I was like literally like Who's his final choice?

Werner Herzog Werner Herzog. Not he's a European Yeah he's German Yeah this is just him talking Become a character in New York On the old continents

Under the seabed Under the entire globe They want to burst forth And bury the entire planet in boiling magma and I say but this

kind of monumental thing under us is monumentally indifferent towards scarring roaches we got that

scurlying loches that's pretty good yeah it would be an honor and Q you know me well. Yeah.

Peter Thomas from Forentzophiles. Yeah. I couldn't take it from you. Easily the best, what's up? Okay. No, no. I said easily the best narrating voice on TV ever and everything I did would

be received with a certain amount of dread and gravitas. And some, like, hidden sarcasm, too, because he does, he does, like, dig in on people when they're lying. Do you have an example? Because I'm trying to figure it's the guy who I'm thinking of. Oh, I agree, Brian. He's the best narrator in television. I think he did a thing with one of the guys on SNL loves him.

how do you guys manage to exist outside this off have a history which includes the memories, hopes, and dreams of all who have lived there but this home in a quiet upscale neighborhood in suburban New York held something

Yeah I mean Rod Serling would be another good one But that's a fucking great choice Yeah Rod Serling would be a good one But I do agree with you. That's the best narrative. He's a great volition.

Okay, number one, I'm going to let's go with the NFL Films guy. Why? Because he's a little more upbeat. So you mean, is that three-pointer? Yes, that's three points, yes. Oh, wow, all right. Wow, I'm surprised by that after the...

The music helped, I thought. Yeah, the music help. He seems like he could... He has a better range. Bride comes in two, because, again, it's for, it just sounds like it's eerie. Like, I don't, it's, I can't picture something happy being said like that. That's so perfect for Brian's life.

Like, yeah, like describing how he got married sounds like he's just about to get murdered. And sadly, Q is. No, I get it. I knew Warner was not. Because the accent is a little, every once in a while, it's a little tough to, Well, he was just answering a question on stage there. I mean, if he's professionally narrating, but I get it. I knew Werner was going to be a.

And also, yeah, it's, there's that, I knew the uneducated wouldn't understand. It kind of sounded like I was listening to Hogan's heroes. And. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. But, uh, if five questions?

Uh, there's six. Six. Okay. So there's two more. Yeah. Oh, what's the next one? Mm-mm. try to think here where is it okay um sorry if you were Superman mm-hmm what is the first thing

you do to help the world it's used to want to go first right yes yeah this is this was a big debate because one one three that I settled on that I had to figure out was one something to help animals, something to stop to help environment like whether it tearing down the rainforests and stuff, but it's not about the rainforests, it's about animals. But then I was like, okay, that's

not really helping humanity. And then I was thinking, how do I get rid of plastic? Like if I laser-beamed all plastic factories, because I think plastic's going to be the thing that fucks up this planet in the end. And in the end, I was like, it's time for fucking quest for peace, man.

It's time to take all, the nuclear weapons, especially start with Russia, get them in a net, throw them into the sun. Why do you start with Russia? You know why. You fucking know why. Because when they find out that I'm doing it, they're going to be the ones at launch.

You don't think America's going to react? You don't think America's going to allow you to come in and take it? No, I'm flying around with an American flag. Yeah, it'll be right. Sure. They're going to be fine with Superman taking their nukes. They're not going to be able to do anything about it. I would

I think that that would be, Assuming Quest for Peace is a shitty movie, a really bad Superman movie, but I do like when he threw all the nuclear weapons into the sun. Yeah, I think that's what I would do. I'd start there. You take everyone's nukes.

Everyone's nukes. Everyone, every nation is in the same station in terms of being able to wage war. Correct. Except, of course, I live in the United States, so the United States has Superman. So everybody just keep that in mind, you know.

So it's that a little, like, just in case anybody forget. Just reminding everybody where I live. I'm an American first. Just on everybody now. It's truth, justice, and the American way. That has been retconned out, cute. Well, not in my world. I'm this man's America.

I don't remember James Guns who had even mentioning he was from American. No problem, James. Do you need to do, buddy. They want that shit to play in all theaters, all across the globe. This isn't a business decision, though. This is a, you know, this is a save the world thing. Yeah. But just nuclear weapons.

If everybody can keep their daisy cutters and their bombs that are flattened bunker busters, they can keep those bombs, all right? I mean, ideally I'd get rid of them all, but, you know, I can't totally guide human. I can't force humanity totally to not make war upon each other. But I can do it in a, I can't make sure that they don't get to destroy the whole fucking planet when they do it. So why not just take everything but razor or are sharp edged weapons? Just no more bullets, no more gunpowder, no more bombs. You guys got swords and that's it.

Isn't that Kingdom Come? Does he? I don't think he gets rid of guns and Kingdom Come. It's all the superheroes. It's all the like grandchildren and the superheroes that are acting like assholes in Kingdom Come. Okay. Which is one where like Superman's King?

They made a comic series out of it. Are you talking about injustice with evil Superman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, so, yeah, I don't know. I guess I could see the argument. So even the poorest nation is on the same point. Well, look, guns are a God-given right in the Constitution. So I can't go around taking people's guns away.

I just can't. Okay. You know, I'm an American. Yeah, all right. So it's an interesting. But I could fly, like at a school shooting, I can fly in front of the bullets and like melt the gun That's pretty good. Yeah, I could do stuff like that.

But, you know, I don't know. But nuclear weapons could, like, destroy countries that aren't even involved in the conflict. So, that's what I would do. Take the nukes. Nukes got to go. Nukes. No nukes. I don't know how practical mine is.

Maybe I'd leave Washington one. But that doesn't seem very fair. That is so unfair. You're right. They all go on the sun. They all go on the sun. Mine is kind of close to yours, Q. It's, I don't know how practical it is.

I don't know if Superman could actually do it. But I have a forget Israel and Palestine, forget Russian Ukraine. I'd fix the rift in America between liberals and conservatives. The political divide in this country is out of control. So if I could do that as Superman? How do you do that? I don't know. I'm just throwing things to the sun.

They're not going to get the other two. Yeah, unless Superman has the ability to hypnotize and brainwash people into agreeing. Well, he's got the hypnoglasses, according to James Gunn. Yeah. So I just put my hypno glasses on. And then all of a sudden, you're all moderates. You are all moderates. Yeah, I'm on TV now.

Why we listen to this reporter? I don't know. That's a kind of a non-answer. Yeah. You think so. Yeah, I don't think it's a real, it doesn't help the world. This was how do you help the world? Oh, the world.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. As far as I'm considered, America is good for the world. Sure. There's a way to look at it like that. But I feel a lot of that divide is from some of those people that he's forgetting.

Like there's foreign involvement in, like, social media and stuff. Well, maybe that's part of Superman's rap. Take them all out. I don't have to worry about the other countries. I'll just take them out. I don't care about America getting along. Isn't that injustice? Getting along enough.

that I don't have to hear about it. And that's where this is... Dude, I don't even pay attention in the politics. I hear so much shit all the time. You got to try harder, buddy. It's possible. I know.

Oh, I promise you it's possible. Well, like, when I go for the show, like I'll go and I'll try on the post. I'll try to find some, like, fun stories. You know, like people get into decapitated and stat on it. Yeah, get great. And there's all the lighthearted news. Yeah. But you can't scroll down that,

you can't scroll down a newspaper or whatever without seeing fucking political shit. I go and get my coffee at Lawa and I tend to kind of wander over by where the newspapers are. I just try to get, and like sometimes I just turn them over to the sports page because that's the best news there is. Yeah. Or the least depressing.

I am glad that BQ opened the door to the movie version of Superman because I am taking the power that Superman has in the 1978 film starring Christopher Reeve. The power to reverse time. When he spins the world counterclockwise on its axis,

and goes back in time, this is what I would do to fix all of history's atrocities. Go back to happy days and sleep with the school sisters. I would eliminate the Holocaust, Hiroshima, no 9-11,

et cetera, et cetera. If I make any mistakes, so what? I can just go back and fix them until I get it right. There is absolutely no limit to how I could fix no matter what pops up, oh, I didn't anticipate this happening now that I, did I avert at the Holocaust or 9-11? Well, then I'll just go back and fix it until I get it right.

Like if you, by you, uh, preventing 9-11, all those people that were alive, now they change everybody else's life within, within their circle, right? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure there's going to be that. There's going to be some ramifications. He's going already back to World War II. I'm going, well, I'm going back. I can even go back before that. Go to the Crusades. Yeah, any atrocities now are at my disposal, at my disposal to clean up. It's a pretty good answer. Well, hold on. Okay.

What if you go back and I hate to use 9-11, what if you go back and stop, I mean, fucking 9-11, right? And it turns out that one of the people that died there now lives and causes a worse atrocity than 9-11. I'll have to see how that shakes out because I would be very very surprised if it's possible that one guy who survived in there is going to now Or you kill Hitler and a worse thing happens

Now you've got to go back and save Hitler Didn't even exist I'm going back and I'm fucking Yeah but now something worse happens The guy who fucking impregnated Hitler's mom Fucking Just ripping his gonads right off He didn't do anything wrong Yeah

He didn't know You can't rip a guy's dick off? You can't just burn off and just nuts. But like if you eliminate a little super vasectady. Yeah, I understand. Shout out to Tom. A little bit of heat vision. I just stare at his balls until, you know, I, I, I heat him up and up that is, that is, that is, uh, all the swimmers die.

Yeah, right. Are you. Why? What's wrong with that? It's the ultimate eraser. Yeah, but then you're erasing some future progress because, Like without World War II, we don't really make the advances in the space race and traveling into space, which, you know, it helps with the computers. Guess what it turned out that, you know, we only got the space because I fucking helped you get there as Superman.

So we rely on you to bring. Yeah. You know, there's no way we even went to space anyway, so don't we worry about it. Don't even factor that it. Don't let that cloud you're scoring there 148. not just the moon you mean space we didn't get past

the van Allen belt and you know it you know it you didn't have no fucking pop tart fucking selifane you know wrapped around everybody

gets past those radiation belts why not it's not possible because why not because there's a reason we haven't gone back watch the video

all right I was all done on a stage with Stanley Kubrick Yeah All right, what's your scores? All right, Q's got three Yeah Why did he get the best score? Well, you were kind of ahead

And then you went on to your anti-moon rant And Oh no, that doesn't count That was after I submitted my answer You know, that was also jokes too Don't let anybody even think I'm not anti-moon We went to the moon We went to the moon

Okay, I was a joke Rout's rap fights the radiation There was a great two-part Star Trek Voyager episode about this called The Year of Hell, where one guy read from that 70 show, he keeps trying to go and change time. And it's like just erasing a comet ends up affecting millions of other worlds. Okay. Because, you know, and doing that, like I said, we would be, you would think we'd be in a better spot right now, but we would actually probably be, like, lesser. Why? Why do that?

Because we wouldn't have these advancements that hardships. make us overcome. What was the advancements that we need to have? Like the space race, computers. Duck tape. Oh, you think computers wouldn't exist because I stopped Hiroshima. Possibly, yeah. Possibly.

But you don't know. Possibly it's a Shangri-La. You don't know either. You're trying to... If it's not a Shangri-La, I'll fucking guess what. I'll spin it around the other way. Eventually, you're going to run into yourself. Eventually, they'll get it right.

That's the point is that sometimes you have to let disasters. happen because it's for the greater good. Oh, my God. Can I ask a Superman question? Sure. He's reversing time, right? He's been in the world on sexist. Now, the timeline that he spun it from, does that still exist somewhere?

Sure. No, because once he changes, it can't go back. Once he changes, you're going forward on the timeline that you are now on. Are now on. Okay. The only thing you can point to. And he only go that far back in time, by the way, in that movie. He went back like five minutes.

He didn't go back 50 years. But when he saved Lois and brought her back to life by going back in time, it wasn't no hellhole. We still had computers. But you said you want to go back to World War II. You want to go back to the Crusades. Brian said that.

I never mentioned the Crusades. You mentioned Hitler or World War II. I said, Just take the two, man. Yeah, I know. I literally got one like me. What was that word salad for Brian Johnson? What was that?

I mean, he even didn't serve a one. That's a zero. You told me I have to get three, two, and one. But that's no rules you even said. I was tired of hearing people cry about politics. Come on. How does that even get a one? I like this.

Cry? If all they were doing was crying, that would be tolerable. I've never seen anything like it in my life. I like his sentiment, but yeah, it's not me. How do you like that sentiment? The sentiment. It would be nice if we could be less politicized. Oh, God.

less radicalized. You guys are fucking... Don't let him shave my one off. I got to get one. He wants a world with nuance, which is great. It's something that I would love to have. And all this bickering

everything, has it affect either of your guys' lives again? Please tell me how the office coach's life is affected by fucking people who are complaining about real issues. I thought we were Superman. We're saving a shit. We're not... I want to figure out how this is such a drain

on your existence, how the left and right going at it. It really affects. your day-to-day. When you come in Moody because someone complained about what I said on Reddit? Oh, yeah.

Because of the radical criticization. You don't have the self-discipline to fucking not weigh in on something you don't even have a fucking clue about. And not taking into consideration what that knock-on effect is going to be.

You want to talk about a butterfly effect, asshole? It's people emailing me and saying, hey, guess what, I'm canceling my Patreon because your fucking stupid office coach can't keep his fucking stupid opinion to himself.

What does that have to do with us? What do we do? I am not going to pay for the patron to pay for his salary anymore. Because he had to fucking weigh in about something that only he fucking, he has the answer to. Please listen to me, everybody. 148's going to weigh in on a fucking world issue. Well, I think it's important to say that his salary comes from the spots, not from Patreon. So don't cancel Patreon.

And keep wearing me on these. I'm willing to believe whatever you people want me to believe. Whatever the opinion you want me to have, I have. All right. Last question. Last question. Thank God. Sorry, I mean, thanks, Superman.

Create a supergroup that could rival the Beatles in both in talent and popularity consisting of four only predominantly known solo artists. Whose question was this? Mine. this was so fucking hard this is the one question that I'm like what the fuck man there's infinite fucking possibilities it's the hardest one

there's only one and I got it I might have a problem I didn't have a problem I didn't realize it's solo artist so with the lead singer of a band I could pull them out and plug them in oh then I got to do some thinking because one of my two of my members are lead singers of them yeah

well start thinking you tell us when you got plus yeah all right take points off of thinking horrible horrible music knowledge Well, I have until my turn. Brian's up first. Well, I know, but I want you to not be so, like, in your head. I'm already, I already got one filled in. Okay.

Let's see. Who goes first? I go first this time. So I had Amy Winehouse on vocals. So was living or dead? They didn't say, yeah, living or dead. Oh, okay, okay. Somebody who nobody knows, Carol Kay on bass.

Okay, great. She's a 90-year-old woman. I love this, you know. But she's been. Harold Kay or Harry Kay. Carol Kay. She's had, she's been in over 10,000 recording sessions over the course of 55 years. She's, she's regarded as one of the best basis of all times. I thought the previous answer was terrible. What is something I would know her from?

Oh, I don't know. That I don't know. I would have to look it up. He pulled out a shovel. He started digging. He's pulling out Harold Kay or how it was a girl. It's a woman. I'm forming a woman supergroup here. I need all women. Okay. All right. And we know that you're doing it would be. big old fucking wink that the audience can't even see. Yes, these will be as popular as the Beatles. Well, that's the fucking hard part of the question. It's like, nobody.

Nobody will love to be as awesome. I beg to differ. All right, we'll see, we'll see. I have Sophie Lloyd on guitar. You probably don't know who that is either. Yeah. Do you know who Sophie Lloyd is? He's just saying names.

Nobody knows who it is. Nobody listening. If you're into guitars, you know who Sophie Lloyd is. Yeah. For sure. And I don't see, maybe I'm in your book, Hugh, because I had Karen Carpenter on drums. No, she was part of the Carpenter's. Can I have her?

Yeah, you can have. I just got three. I just got a three. We're going to bend the rules so you can have the only person anybody. He doesn't know who Karen Carpenter is. You don't know who Karen Carpenter is? No. Really?

Oh, wow. I know the name. I cannot pick out. Again, widely regarded as one of the best drummers in the business. She was. Yeah. And she had a great voice, too. Like I think, I can't remember who said, was it Keith Moon or somebody who said that she was one of the best drummers in the world.

Something like that. I think it was Keith's Moon. See, I'm looking up Sophie Lloyd, but it's all just songs that she's redone. Yeah, she plays with several different bands. Like, at the last, she's, like, listen to us. Oh, honest. Look at her, though. No bullshit.

No fooling around. You think that that group could rival the popularity of the Beatles. Remember when I said this was the hardest question? I didn't know what the fuck to say. That's why you've got Sophie Lloyd and Carol Kay. Wow. Amy Whitehouse, so you know who she is? Yes, powerful voice.

Okay. Sally taken away from us way too early. Any other women you want to? No, it's it. Just the four. I thought because we had to mimic the Beatles, right? Okay. All right.

Let's see the winning answer now. Let's hear it. What? You're ready? I could tell already you were pooing my answers. No, no, no, I'm not pooping your answers. I'm just looking at the numbers that I have written down, so. Well, maybe if you didn't celebrate your win already, like, before you're going to go.

Well, I don't think I can win, no matter what I give. Yeah. Yeah, because of your fucking shitty scoring that I'm in the fucking doghouse. I've given my, okay. All right, I have, David Bowie is in, is in the band. That's great. For what? What do you mean for?

For whatever he wants to do. Okay, okay. I have to pick the, the, the, The instruments? Because Bride did, I thought that that was the standard. Bowie can fucking do bass, guitar, and drums, okay? And keyboards. But you don't know that.

So what the fuck are you even questioning? That's why I'm asking. That's why I'm asking to give you a reformed opinion. Billy Joel. Okay. What's he play? He plays the piano, plays the harmonica. I believe he plays guitar.

He plays guitar, yeah. Yeah. Stevie Wonder. Oof. Another piano player. Okay. It's all keyboard action. And John Cougar Mellencamp.

Oh, boy. Guitar. Boy, this is the... That is the, like, you've got, you've got all your bass is covered. You've got the spacey fucking rock music of David Bowie. You've got the fucking soulful music of Stevie Wonder. You've got the every man, you know, like, you know, like the blue collar man in John Cougar Mellon camp, all his songs. And who was my fourth one?

The Billy Joel. Billy Joel. a hit machine. He's a hit machine. Now, he's just, he's anything he wants to be. He creates, he does songs about, you know, towns losing their steel. Playing in piano clubs. He's got romantic, you know. Uptown girl. Yeah. I got to say there's not a wide variety of, there's a lot of keyboardists in this. Yeah. Yeah. In this band. But they're all talented musicians. I told you already. Bowie can play drums when he wants to. You're going to have to take that. You're going to have to take that. He's looking it up. I looked up everything else. It's a fair chance that Bowie can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I think that if people are aware of my picks, except for Carol Kay, that was a stretch. They may agree with me. Over that band? You think that they're going to. You just got a bunch of guys that are good by themselves. You don't know that they're going to be good as a super group. Oh, but we can play saxophone. but he only played drums once.

Only because he didn't have to do it every other album. If he played him once, that means he could do it anytime he wants. But he's probably not that accomplished. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I know what the song was that he played, how he played the drums on the song. Could have been like a tambourine or something. Who knows? Look, he's trying to find holes.

He is? I see it. That's his job. I'm debating the choices. He's the judge. I didn't really go. All right. I was able to fix.

now that I know we I may have fixed us okay so the most popular band that we're trying to build today right rivals the Beatles which I think is an impossible task I don't think that'll ever happen again but if I am going to do it right away I'm getting Taylor Swift involved because she is going to fill fucking arenas and then someone equally is popular but a different style of music you get Beyonce up there now you get in the start of what they call a fucking super group now hold on who's out at the door are you are you even care one iota about any of the music that these two gals are gonna play in 1989 is a fucking great album and i stand by that who's that's taylor swift um then how about you bring in page to come in there

tear the fucking paint off the ceiling jimmy page yeah he's predominantly known for he can he's he's predominantly known yeah but you pick guys out of dead yeah but he's he was known to be in led zepplin i said predominantly known yeah but he does he's a solo artist he's a solo artist as well. Oh, well, then I could have picked fucking Robert Plant then, but that was the whole thing. We had to pick solo artist, predominantly known as solo artists. Okay, well, then we'll put that to the side right now. So we've, uh, Eric Clapton, you know, no.

We have T. Swift, we've Beyonce. We got prints. Boom. Right away, you fucking band is better than almost anything that anybody has ever going to put up ever. See, my original thing was the lead singer of that band, Greta Van Fleet, but you screwed me with the, with the, with the, I need a guy who could fucking scream up to the heavens. Could, like, walk across the moon, maybe. Jeff Tate from Crenzric?

No, but he's predominantly known as a solo artist. Oh, yeah, all those fucking countless hits as the Jackson Five, they don't count. They don't hold up against Spichael Jackson's normal fucking, uh, um, but, but I think that that area is kind of covered with, uh, with Prince. Anyway, I think Prince is kind of covering it. I can throw Tom Petty in but like I don't

I don't think he's going to make it a super group and he already did it traveling wolberries

yeah he already did it with the traveling willberries huh Elton John yeah

then you that's a little too much that would be too hard rocking then your band they'd fucking peel

the paint off any arena they were fucking I mean, Beyonce can rap. Beyonce can. She can do the cripple. Prince.

Prince can. I mean, are you seriously? All honest. You haven't given your fourth. Wait until you give your fourth one. Well, it's hard because I, I, look, we got to bend the rules because this guy had a drummer that, that was in a band. Who did you have that was in a band?

He only got the rules for him because his three previous answers were so horrifically bad and fucking. These are excellent musicians. I know what the fuck you're talking about. But nobody listening. is going to have any kind of, it's not going to resonate, though. All right, all right, all right. Jimmy Hendricks. There you go.

If you know your base is born in 1935, you're going to know what I'm talking about. So, yeah, I'll take Hendricks then. I don't know if that really, would you consider him predominantly known as a solo artist? Hendrix? Yeah. Yeah, even though he did have the experience, I still think. I mean, I don't know. I think most people don't know the fucking experience at all.

well that those are the people will be going to see your band play why yeah the pack stadiums all they care about is the fucking not one of your artists really was an innovator Prince wasn't an innovator

are you out of your fucking mind he's got a vault flam music that's also a great fucking album you don't like the Batman said right no all right I think you're insane dude all right he's also well known for like being a

Well, Hendricks, but if you're going to keep blocking... Go ahead, Hendricks, then. You know what? He's going to pick you anyway. Well, you should pick me. I have a band that everybody would go see. If you only have one free night next month. Yeah.

Both your band and my band are playing. You're picking your band to go see? I can't remember. Over Bowie? I have to... Look, over Melanchamp, over Stevie Wonder, and over... Billy Joel. Billy Joel.

And David Bowie. I've seen Billy Joel so many times. Yeah. I mean, Bowie is the only one that I'd be like, motherfucker. I can't believe I got to miss Bowie. But, yeah. I fucking Prince alone, I would go.

I would skip everybody to go see. It's got to be a great show. He knows how to play every instrument. He's the fucking, just like Boeing. So there you go. There I get him. It was tough, but you actually provided me the,

the pushing over tipping point by saying if I only had to if I had one night to see one of these bands one time it would have to be Oh my God Cues. Fucking get your tampon out too. Don't forget them.

Don't flush them down the fucking toilet at the arena. But you're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. That's a great, that's a great fucking Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Prince, Hendricks. That's fucking

Okay, two out of your four auto tune to hell out of them. themselves who yeah he thinks taylor's autotones who could it be she doesn't auto tune at all she doesn't use any auto tune neither does bianca yeah she's shown she can she's cross she's the first i believe black female artists to top the number one country chart yeah yeah yeah these are innovators these are cross genre yeah over bowie yeah they're innovators well they changed they changed uh the course of music i mean yeah i'm not denying that they've sold a lot of You love Bowling.

You're not talking about invasion. You were talking about who would rival the Beatles. In popularity. In popularity. In talent. In popularity, I said. Okay. Yeah.

And popularity. Everybody I mentioned is extremely talented. Well, I mean, that's what I went by. I was the talent. Like, everybody that I have is more talented than the Beatles with their own respective instruments. I'll have to talk to my boy, Ringo, about that, you know? Oh, yeah. That's true.

I don't need to insult. I have to say, watching that documentary watched, it was just fucking amazing. how they would just... Anybody would just pick up any instrument and just start playing. Yeah. They were... What are you talking about?

When we watched that special on the Beatles where they were recording that... The Disney one? No. Yeah. The Peter Jackson one. Yeah, yeah.

Like, that was just fucking amazing. Like, that was just, out of nowhere, just picked up and they're playing just as good as the other one was. Yeah, it's good stuff. But, yeah, you were close second and sadly, Bri.

That's all right. I'm okay with my picks. For the Geritol music hour. Oh. I'd tell you, I'd go see your band over Q's man. Would you? Yeah, I would. I think you'd like it.

Yeah, because I know that I'd be able to get the front row seat. Oh. You reeled me in with that one. Take a man when he's down. Yeah, I know. Cling into his one. On my one point. That he tried to take away from me.

No, that's the one who did have a goose egg. What was the final score is then? Q is in the first place with 15 Brian is in second place with 11 And you are the stinker The third with 10 Yeah Okay

I know who's only Opinions I'm going to value Is the listeners Yeah I want you to score these at home And then you know Send out on social media What this

What you think the score should have been Because I can't imagine Do a poll on Twitter Sure We could do that Just do it Yeah Don't say who picked what though

Just be like These are Oh, I think they should listen to the I think they're going to hear the arguments Oh okay Yeah I think you got to listen to the episode Fair enough, fair enough Because you know

Nobody's turning down that show That I'm putting together Nobody is Yeah you're right I mean I think I think you know Every seat will be filled by a tween girl Yeah

But I think guys are age Do you know who they're going to see My mother missed You know who you're going to see Hendricks and Prince I was going to say My mother missed a chance To go to Woodstock

and was pissed off because she did not be able to be able to not able to see yeah and Joplin another great one to see wow i think though that you know who's selling more merch i think my band is selling more merch who the fuck wants that a shirt of those guys boi billy joel boi no but i mean everything on boi yeah boi billy stevie and johnny i don't think so hey tay queen b i can't believe mellicamp's even in this conversation Yeah, that is an odd choice. He's got a great voice. Nobody's saying it.

And he sings about the Heartland, man. He's unpopular. I'm tired of hearing about Taylor Swift's fucking stupid cock songs. I don't care about her boyfriend's dicks. I'm surprised you are cared this much. Actually, they're saying that this album was not as good because she has a steady boyfriend. Oh, really? They're saying that her breakup songs were way more emotional and thought out than her love songs.

Nobody likes a happy artist, man. Everybody likes a happy artist. All right. So, you're the thinker. I'll take it. I'll take it. So what's his favor now you need? Let's hash this out on air.

I think you should do it on air. Pitching hole them. You know, put him in a corner. Put me in a corner. If it always be leaving my house, the answers no up front. Nope, no, no. All right. Let's do it.

What do you mean? You're my friend. What do you need? I was wondering if I was invited to QS this year. Yeah. If I could have my father along with me. The answer that's yes. I just have to make sure we have the room.

I could share a room with him. Yeah, of course, absolutely. Yeah. And I do the airfare. Well, yeah, I don't think you're asking me to pay for your dad's vacation, but yeah, you got it, of course. Yeah, you got it, bud. Just depends on space. I don't know what the, but yeah, you're invited and, of course.

So I would love to have your father there without a doubt. We'll figure it out. We'll work it out. Yeah. Great. All right. Cut him. That wasn't well.

Now that you've got it on, you've got a confirmation you come. Does that change the story? No. No. Okay. I'll remember that. Because I haven't even asked my father yet, so. I don't care.

That's not what he's talking about. I know, but he can say no. That would be great, dude. It would be wonderful to have you dad there, of course. Tell him Steve Dave. I guess so, yeah. Petered out towards the end. sure he's got to be the judge she can't play yeah he's too competitive he's too competitive

like me i lose i'm like all right that's par for the course what was the public what was the general reaction to cliffhangers and me not knowing that was backsliding was possible until the end of the game i'd say 80% thought that the rule made sense that there would be no point i've ever free freezing because there'd be like what's the point of me freezing just so if I could take a shot at it and if I get it wrong I go back I would just go straight on no no but the fact that that wasn't explained to me before the game started I think it depends where you were you read I think different platforms had different varying opinions okay yeah guy yeah red it was like he's a Nazi Tell him Steve Dave.