Tell Em Steve-Dave - #658: Small D Energy

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

SI wants to secede from NY, Tom Brady is robbed, Columbo stumble, we Hitlearn TWO facts!

Check this out. Guys, we don't even need to develop the A-bomb because I haven't. I got the D-bomb in my pants. Oh, the fucking third banana from impractal joker's got a fucking Pokemon console and he gives this shit. I'd be like, yeah. How do you think we went to Denny's? I'm not paying for this asshole. And I want a steak.

Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. I look around the table. I only see three mics. I see one for BQ. Yeah. I see one for Walt. Yo.

No, get him, though. He's, uh, I saw him on, uh, on Instagram, on Facebook. People were, uh, some people were happy that get him finally put a mic out for himself. And he, uh, was becoming more a part of the show and they actually enjoyed what he had to say. And yeah, and he actually has. And then I woke up and I was like, oh, wait a second. What a horrible nightmare. People were not happy?

No, people were happy. Yeah, people were happy that get him. I mean, I think Walt usually hears the naysayers. Sure. He gets the emails. He actually has some news about his, he has answers on his health issues. He could be talking about that, but he chooses, I guess, you know, maybe he wants to be keep it private. But he got everybody worried and now that he's not news?

Oh, no, it's, it's too worry about. That's what I'm saying. Like, why would he get a sole concern and then then not? That's why it's not recording. No, it's recording. I just can't really hear it that well. Yeah. Okay, that's beautiful.

Okay. Well, let's get him's right. Yeah, you know, HIPAA. And at the general store, we respect HIPAA. Of all the laws of HIPAA. Hippo. But he did get his diagnosis, and now he's at least that's step one on the road to recovery. It's not bad.

I mean, considering that the guy's been. been ignoring it for how long now? Well, I don't know, not that long. I mean, it just kind of popped up where it began. I mean, his general health. Oh, his general health. Yeah, yeah. Well, maybe this is the catalyst for his overall health, too,

to be monitored on a more regular basis than never. You're right. I saw some people defending him as, you know, the autistic thing. Like, he can't do it. It's not that he doesn't want to do it. I think there's some truth to that. Yeah. Yeah.

I think autism does play of us a factor in how he chooses to handle things or not handle them. Right. And you took him? No. You ended up not taking him? He let me know that his roommate was going to take him. Really? Yeah.

Oh. And you celebrated that? I didn't celebrate it, but, yeah, he said his roommate would take him. And so, again, all good, though. It's at least we know what we got to do. We know it has to be tackled now? Yeah, yeah. So there's a path.

It's not just, ooh. There's a path. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. I like how you're worded that. The doctor's like, ooh. It's written in his medical charts. There's always a path.

No matter what it is, there's, you know, it might be filled with thorns. and you know you got to hack through it to get to make it to the other end of that path but well the other end of that path is the same as everybody's end of the path so we're clearing at the end that we're all headed towards no matter how you get there oh um what was I going to talk about first I had two I have two things too oh yeah two things that really caught my attention yeah Yeah. My first thing, Walt, is Colombo.

Oh, yes. Did you see the poll? I put up the clip of Colombo going down the hill. Oh, okay. No, I didn't see it. Yeah, 71% of ants think Colombo fell and didn't recover. And the other 29% think that he was acting. That was the general consensus on that.

Because me and Marybeth, we watched it several times, and it's so hard to tell. But it does look like at one point he loses his footing. And if you're wondering, it's season two episode two, if you're looking for the fall. It's actually in the very beginning of the episode. Well, it's the kind of fall that if, like, he's lucky to break his neck. Yes. So why on earth would he be allowed to do that if, you know, on purpose? Why would they, what kind of insurance would cover?

1974, who knows, right? I don't know. He's still a big network star. They're like, hey, you know what I want to do today? Right. What's that Pete? I want to do my own stunt. I'm Tom Cruise.

Where I fly down a hill. But what does that add to the script? Nothing. Right. This is it. This is the clip. This is the fall, yeah. This is the moment.

Legendary Hillfall scene. Yeah, we'll see what you think, you. I mean, he's younger than I, then you'd think he was, than I had imagined he would be in this scene. He's not an old man here. No, he could easily. He's not a young man either, though. He's kind of an old age. Okay.

So he starts on the Hill. You can see this on YouTube, what we're talking about. starts picking up speed a little bit, a little bit more, a little bit more. Holy shit, holy shit. Right there, right there when his one went like that. That's on purpose, though, because they cut maybe not that last fall, but him coming down like that, like, there's two different camera angles. And he starts going down at the first from the back. But he, there's so much could go wrong with that for no payoff.

I agree. And he ended up in the culvert perfectly, like perfectly placed. Unless you had some stuntman background. The camera angle. are so specific that I almost feel like it can't be anything but real. It added nothing, though, to the overall episode, though. It added nothing. The guy's brushing all the burs off of them and shit.

Yeah, I don't know, but you can't have that coverage without being planned in advance. I think maybe... Especially this is shut on film. So these are film cameras. I think he filmed the going down and fell and then they said, like, you know, or keep that. And then they did some wraparounds after he fell. But it's such a pain in the ass. Like, it's such a choice then to disrupt the shot list.

to get that from the other angle. I think right. I think that's legitimately. But then again, you're right. There's a second camera. That's what I'm saying. That camera's not there in a reverse shot. So they had to set it up.

Yeah, I have no idea. The fuck's going. I mean, there's no answer on the internet? Like, you guys didn't... No, he's gone, so he can't ask him. Well, I don't know. What do I know? I don't know.

I don't know anything. Let's see. This I found really interesting. say this story. I got a little Staten Island action for you. Oh, all right. If I can pull it up. Beautiful Staten Island, lovely.

Because it doesn't, all right, there we go. Lovely, Staten Island? Staten Island. Yeah, this time it's not somebody getting beheaded. It's, uh, let our people go. Zohran Mon, Mom, Donnie. Victory spurs Staten Island polls to renew bid to pull out of New York City. I was not aware that this is a lot of,

long time thing that we've talked about this before have we yeah it it comes up every few years i'd say once a decade somebody brings us up this is eating every time every time there's a mayor that they don't like it comes up i mean if you look at the uh the map with the you know like red versus blue staten island really doesn't like him they don't like because again like statin island is so heavily weighted by city workers cops, firemen, bus drivers, sanitation guys like a lot of them live on Staten Island And they don't, you know

They don't like the guy A Republican from Staten Island Has been pushing a secession bill since 2008 And it's seen little traction So you guys wouldn't become part of Jersey No, we become city of Staten Island We voted on it years ago I don't think I voted on it

Because I was like this shit's not happening I don't know we give a shit But I think like it did most I think there was one vote, because I've done this a few times, where the majority of Staten Island, we're like, yeah, fuck it, we want out. And Albany blocked it. Because you can't do it without, you can't just secede. So it's just, uh, waste of time. I mean, at this point, it wouldn't matter to me if they were like, we're seceding. I'd be like, whatever, that's fine with me.

I mean, taxes can't possibly go up, you know? Well, that's what they're saying now. I mean, Although I did see his, it was like the night of the election, they were going on and on and on about free buses. For some reason, free buses are a big thing that everybody was behind. Yeah. And then the very next day, the governor's like, yeah, no free buses. You can't do it. It's insane. Like anybody, look, I don't take.

My whole thing is like, I don't take the bus. So I don't give a fuck. Like, you guys want to make the bus free? Go ahead and make the bus free. But like, don't stand there and tell me that it's not going to become a fucking rolling fucking psych ward. or it will. It just will. Yeah, the subway is, and you have to pay to get on that.

So I'm like, do it if you want, but like, it's the pie in the sky thing where you're like, no, it's going to be great. That you're like, hey, you're not even going to fucking try and address this? But again, like, yeah, I hope, look, man, I hope the guy fucking does a great job. It's the same thing. You're like, look, it's better for me if he does a great job. Right. And helps the city.

So I hope he does. But, yeah, people usually act, like many times actively root against the candidate. they don't like, even if they're in office. But once they're elected, you're like, well, what do you want? I don't want to do bad because that's not, I don't want, you know what I mean? I mean, it's the same thing with Trump. You're like, once he becomes president, you're like, I just hope he does good for the country, you know, and you just, I don't know.

I never got that thing of like, once the guy's elected mayor, just, why are you hoping for it to get worse? Are you surprised in such a short amount of time since 9-11 that a Muslim took over? No, not really. That doesn't really surprise. What does shock me is that so soon after de Blasio fucking erect that city, that people would be like, nah, let's do that again. Right.

It's that to me, I can't get my head around. But, you know, what do I, what the fuck do I know? Like, he might be the best mayor in the world. Let's talk about it in four years, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. You know. And the, uh, I sound like, like, you know.

I don't know. The guy's not going to be able to raise taxes. She's running for governor next year. So on an election year, she's not going to fucking raise taxes. She's just not going to do it. So his whole thing about raising taxes and it's not going to happen. The free bus isn't going to happen. Maybe he opens one grocery store in each borough.

I mean, all right. Like, you know what I mean? I don't think it's going to be the handout that people think it's going to be, like the whole socialist. It can't be. Because it doesn't work. it doesn't work and the cops you can't you see what happened in de Blasio when he pissed off the cops it sort of turning their backs on him and then he just went to fucking hand job in mode like trying a hand job every cop he can just to win him back it's it's not gonna the shit about his religion the shit about his race you're like what do you guys you know what I mean it's New York City it's like what do you think that was not going to happen like what you're talking about but the the pie in the sky shit I'm always like only a 34 year old would come out with him this shit. Good luck, man. I hope the grocery stores work. That'd be cool. It would be.

Let's see. We'll wait and see. I don't know. I'd tell you, either way on Staten Island, in my fortress, it doesn't matter. Whatever happens out there. What's going on out there? Who cares? I don't care. Let them eat whatever they want cake. Let whatever other than have it. Here you go. I hope he does, look, I honestly like, I hope he does well. I hope he does well for the city of New York. Sure. Of course. And Walt. I don't know how your boy's faring right now, but a slick thief made off with $10,000.

That's one of the things I was going to mention. Oh, the robbery of Tom Brady. What happened? Oh, this is, this was... 10 million? This is where I... 10,000. How the fuck does that matter at all?

It turned out it fell out of his back pocket. Yeah, what the... Oh, I was out of it. His cookie jar money got fucking stolen? I was like, you know, this is one of the, you know, there's been crimes throughout history that have spurred anger enough to for change. Yeah.

And this is the one that got me finally off the couch when I heard that Tom Brady's card shop had been broken into and somebody stole a $10,000 Pokemon card. A bunch of Pokemon and baseball cards, yep. And this is a, this is a bridge too far. This is a crime that got you riled up. A card that shouldn't be worth that much money is stolen from a man that doesn't care. That's what just happened. So where is his baseball card shop located? Soho.

Where's that? That's downtown in New York. Oh, he owns it in New York. Yes. That's shocking that he would open a card shop in New York. Because he's not that beloved in New York. He's not a New York guy. No, he's not, you know, I'm surprised it's not in Boston or it's not in Tampa or in California where he grew up.

But I tell you, yeah, I was outraged that people's attitudes, much like Hughes. where we're like, who cares? I'm just like, that's insane. My whole fucking storage unit got stolen. You guys fucking laughed in my face. I'm supposed to give a shit about this guy? That was not a legitimate theft, though. In what way was my shit getting taken from me?

Without your knowledge? No, no, that's not what happened. That's why you being like that. I don't have to pay for that locker. I'd be cute. Yeah. It's a privilege to have my shit in that longer. But that place is not a business.

That's not what we're talking about here. Somebody going in and being like, give me that Pokemon card. I'll blow your head off. Does that what happen? Well, no, this guy, his card was declined. It's not exactly like Waltz. His card got declined.

He fudged with the tap-to-pay system to trick the employee into believing the transaction went through. Somehow, I guess somehow he made the beep. He then left with a hall of baseball and Pokemon. Basically, yeah, worth $9,700. Wow. Police did not confirm what specific cards he'd stolen in the store declined to. Here's a picture of it.

Do you see the picture of it? Card vault by Tom Brady. Oh, boy. He even has his name on it. That's crazy that that's not more well known that he has a card shop in Soho. Yeah, what's the address? What street is on does say? Let's see.

I don't think it does. Let's get him. We'll find it. Yeah. but if we just turn our backs and take the attitude of like it doesn't matter because he has money then you know we're that's what's what is that going to lead to i mean like the cops should have how could it get much like what do you mean they should have around they should have 24 hour investigation into this and and there should be all hands on debt sources spared

all hands on death find this fucking perp Yeah. And, you know, make him pay the price. They have a picture of the guy, though, right? I mean, that guy's pretty well displayed. 244 Lafayette. Gotcha. They don't have...

Yeah, you can see him very well. They haven't caught the guy yet. How could they not catch the guy? That guy's full face is on display. Because nobody cares. There's a way somebody just got murdered in the subway. You hear this. You hear that you hear that your Pokemon card stolen or, you know, four dead in a subway.

No, but I mean, like, how. There's not anybody being like, holy shit, that's 10. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. You know, it's like, a lot of people are like, hey, you know what? That's like he's Robin Hood. He just stole from the rich.

Sure. I guess in a way. And it's probably going to give to himself. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Did you imagine, though, you know, that you, you, let's say you opened up a store like you wanted to. Right.

And everybody came in and just started stealing shit. Everybody comes in the cop. Everybody comes and just take something. Everybody. Every time you call the cops are like, oh, well, hey, what do you expect? You're rich. I wouldn't think that the cops, I wouldn't think that the cops are saying that to him. I'm saying that.

And if Tom Brady was like, oh, the fucking third banana from a practical Joker's got a fucking Pokemon console and he gives a shit, I'd be like, yeah, kind of agree with Tom Brady. Yeah, you got to do it for insurance. Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's the other thing, too. Would you take the insurance payout? Because then you're going to end up to begin. a bad PR hit, too.

I would not only take the payout, I'd be like he also took a fucking Digibus card, wherever the fuck I'd be like, he stole four of them. I don't have to tell you. I was robbed of $40,000 worth of fucking Pokemon cards. He took a, what's the name

of a Pokemon? Charzard, like the same card that got stolen from Mark. Let's not bring that up. When I got called in on a fucking in a court case. All right. But it got me thinking, you know,

maybe we have a history, TSD, of helping people out. And what if we did a, what if we did it? We did it a benefit of Tom Brady. To raise some funds to make up for that lost Charzard. You know what I'm in? Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's fucking send them a check. For 10 grand. I'm down. Speaking of benefit pods, we do have a benefit pod coming up this Christmas. We have two ants. First time ever we're doing something for two people in need. And the cause is cancer this year, Christmas cancer.

We've never done two people once? No. Christmas cancer. There's not a better name for it. I don't need to laugh. No, I didn't mean it. I didn't say that was the working title. But the cause this year is cancer.

It's cancer, okay. So we have a listener who reached out to me, him and his brother, big-time TSD listeners. Nice. And his brother got sick. Okay. He contacted me in the summer. See, wait, if there was anything that TSD could do. And unfortunately, since the summer and us announcing this, his brother has passed away.

Oh, God. I'm sorry, man. Hey, man. I'm sorry, bro. Yeah. But. That's rough. You know, his wife and his children will be getting the, we'll be getting a portion, well, half of the band camp Christmas.

Minus 10 grand. Not for Tom? Yeah, Tom. No, no. We got to do our own. We got to play it up. We want to play it up so it like it gets on Tom's radar. Yeah.

I don't think he'll care. I don't think he'll care. If he wouldn't be touched, if it was just some podcast was like. I think a guy like that is used to people going out of their way to help him. And he'd be like, great. he would have it would not stir anything in his heart no I don't think so wow why would he'd probably be like why the fuck are they doing it for me because of all the joy he's giving everybody across the world it's like set a club every year I mean like two teams

yeah you're right I guess and all anyway the other person that we're doing the that is getting the second half of the um the band camp sales 100% of the portions of the band camp sales are going to these two ants. The other one is a listener who has a child who's got cancer. And

so this is going to be kind of convoluted for listeners. So please please just pay attention. The only way to do this is like is to give them the file they put it up on band camp. And so this way the money goes directly into their bank account. So we're going to break it up

into two parts. part one is going to go to one ant and part two will go to the other ant so it'll be I believe 499 part one 49 part two so you're going to have to buy two purchases and it's going to come out in December probably I'm thinking December 20th give us enough time to get it already and we'll now see it again on a future episode but there will be a little bit of work I know it's going to, I know this, just throwing in this, they have to make two purchases. It's enough to make people go, I don't understand this. Right.

It's going to be, I know I'm going to have to hold some hands. Hopefully part one is good because then they won't go back to part two. And part two recipient will be like, what the fuck? Well, we're doing, I think you're going to need part two to fully appreciate it, because it is a one true three tournament. So in part one, you're going to get to meet all the participants. You get to hear some stories, but in part two, you're going to find out who wins the fucking tourney. Great.

So. And they'll be available at the same time. So they both drop at the same exact time. Great. And I believe we're just calling it, tell him Steve Dave, Christmas, 2025, part one. And tell him Steve Dave Christmas, 2025, part two. Nice and simple. Yeah, that seems easy enough.

Simple. Keep it simple. Right. Stupid. All right. Nice. Oh, did you see that that Gene Simmons and Kid Rock

are going to have their own half-time show for a Turning Point USA? No. Yeah. Oh. I can't imagine that... Those two teaming up. Yeah, they don't seem like a good fit.

And I can't imagine people like changing the channel and trying to find it. What station will it be on? I'm not sure. It's probably internet only, I would imagine. I'm surprised you do this because it could be, an anemic turn out.

And then you kind of look like stupid. Put aside who's doing it and why. It's an idea I'm surprised hasn't been done before. It's pretty interesting. I mean, there's a history of people like saying, hey, turnover MTV used to have those death matches, right? When you turn over at halftime,

there has been a history of people like, change a channel. Like, we're doing our own halftime. Yes. That's a, like, it's kind of an interesting idea. like I if somebody was doing it if there was an artist that I liked that was doing it I would probably I'd probably turn and watch it like they used to have the lingerie bowl and the puppy bowl well like if Tom Petty was like look man I'm doing my own halftime show if he was still live obviously I would be like well yeah of course I'm watching that right

it's an interesting idea yeah I kind of get it I know who's I know the person's name who's playing the halftime show I can only imagine I've never heard a song though I imagine I imagine it's not like Kiss then, Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny has defiantly said that he will only sing in Spanish. He's going to sing the whole halftime show in Spanish for some reason. You know what, though? I mean, you know, Gene should do? What's up?

I'm only going to sing fucking... In Hebrew. I'm only going to sing Deuce in... What's Deuce in Spanish, Deuce? I don't know. I'm not really sure. And turning point you are saying? Uno dos, trace, quatros?

What is turning point you're saying? That's the Charlie Kirk organization. Oh, okay. So that continues. That continues on under his wife. That's what his wife is saying. Yeah. Okay, I understand. All right.

But yeah, I'm looking at this poster. It doesn't have Gene's name on it. But in the article I read that it was Gene was thinking about joining. I thought he was thinking about joining. I put in some money behind it. Maybe. You know, I'm just going to go to bathroom when they had to run the halftime. The whole time?

Yeah, because usually I hold it. During the whole game, so I don't miss anything. And no matter who's performing. That's why I missed those tits back in the early. Oh, Jenna Jackson? Yeah, I was in the bathroom. Oh, drove malfunction. I was dropping a deuce.

Nice. Or dose, dose. And I missed the, I missed the tits. Two down. What a big thing that was, huh? Yeah. That was massive. Wow.

Yeah. A little nipple and everybody went nothing. And you could hardly see it. It's so unexpected. It really was unexpected during a halftime show, sure. And we're way past that as a society. We've degraded way past that, no. You don't think if someone like up the ante and they showed their sack during a halftime, it wouldn't be as incendiary as the tits.

I think that would be more than the tent. Well, like on Raw last week, one of the Charlotte Flair, Rick Flair's daughter, like her boop full out, popped out on TV. and there wasn't like a meltdowns no meltdowns no yeah yeah so maybe we just has a has a has a boner ever popped out because i imagine everybody's litheing all over each other and everything i would imagine that it's hard to suppress an erection i've never seen a boner pop out i'm looking at this footage you heard you don't even see your nipple it's covered it has like a start kind of thing on it oh you're talking about janet yeah all these years we've been here about nipple gate and there's not even nipple Well, that's why they say it was, it was predetermined.

It was definitely on purpose, and she knew she was going to cover it up. Why, she's saying that that's not true? Well, initially they said it was an accident. Right. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah. But her nipples's not even out. So what are people upset about? Because you can, if it's close enough, you can see it. She has like a huge, like, nipple star ring thing around it. But this is before HDTV as well, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

So what the fuck did you even see? Wow. I'm surprised. You know, you fill in the blanks, Q. Like, people were like, I saw it all. Every inch. But the people who are saying that, you know are like, well, you certainly thought. The fact that I use the word supple is shocking. I'm surprised at her nibble.

I guess I never really watched that before, but. Charlotte Flair, Ward Road, Melfunction. What, he got a safe search on or something? Get him? Where's that nip slip, God damn it? Yeah. And she handled it with good humor, actually. Which one, the wrestler?

Charlotte Flair, yeah. She was like, I guess I'll start wearing my dad's robes or something when they wrestle. I don't know. It was funny. I was wondering also, well, oh, another thing about Colombo. I remember you guys, you and get him saying that you thought he had autism. Yes. I think he may also have ADD because it's either on purpose or he cannot pay attention.

Like, because somebody will ask him something and it'll be like, yeah, this turntable you have over here. Like he just, he'll ignore whatever. questions people are asking him. You think that's on purpose? Yes. And I would disagree on the, what'd you call ADHD? ADD. I think it's the exact opposite. He only focuses on the exact things he wants to focus on and he never lets off of him. Right. Like that's not. Like this incidental shit I'm not even going to work. Yeah. Yeah. To me, it's like he's laser focused on the things that he sees as suspect and he won't let him go. And that is not the sign. The opposite of ADD then. Okay.

But he eats the same thing. You notice he eats chili a lot. And that is a sign of somebody who wants the same consistency in their food and the same food over and over again. Right. Right? You're laughing, but it's true. I mean, you're talking to a human garbage can't delete anything. Autism.

Got to have that same consistency. And you're talking to the man who thinks Denny's steak is the highest. We went me and again Went to Denny's the other night Yeah And it's been a while Since I've been at Denny's, I must say They've kind of lost me for a good decade

Where'd you find one? Route 18 Oh, okay And I just fucking rolled the dice And sometimes it comes up sevens Oh yeah One of the best steaks I've ever had

All right, man What type of steak was it? Soft Soft and brown I'm well done It was good Really good So Ben Denny's is back on the fucking

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heard about them. Please support the show and tell them that tell him Steve Dave sent you. Nice. I haven't had too, if you guys don't mind. Yeah. Cullen Bunn, he released a novel and I read it and it's fucking, if you like horror, it's, he created a monster that I've never, like, he created a brand new fucking, I was like, holy shit, man.

Like, I never, this is so cool and it's so creepy. Is it graphic novel or? No, it's a novel written. It's called Bones of Our Stars, Blood of Our World by Cullen Bunn, and it is like, it's set up for sequels too which I like but the monster is fucking dope I don't know what I'll tell you guys all right but it's fucking weird man and creepy and shit

it's like old school Stephen King like when when he was going for creep creep factor right before woke factor before uh well is he still doing that oh yeah okay where can you get it uh anywhere Amazon like it's it's out there it's in bookstores

uh Simon and Chuster put it out there you go good for him yeah yeah and I read it I read it in like too nice Keep up with Colin? I haven't heard from him since we finished Metro. I haven't talked to him in a while. And then recently, very recently we reconnected. And I said, I said, what's going on?

How you been? And he said, I have a book coming out. I said, send it to me. I want to read it. He's like, buy it. It wasn't out yet. No. Yeah, I got like one of those preview copies.

Yeah, fucking dope. It's really good. It's really good. I'll stake my reputation on that. I hope it does well for him. He's a good guy. Yeah, he is. He is a good, dude.

You said you had a second thing, Walt? Yeah, I was inundated. My email inbox blew up. I was getting texts from Tom and some other people. When the news broke, I'm surprised you guys didn't hear about this. Did you hear that findings, laboratory findings, data, without a doubt, shows that Hitler had a micro penis. Without a doubt now. Fuck, yeah.

Good. Good. Now, I think that's everybody's initial reaction when I hear that. They're like, yeah, even though I was like, good, good. I'm glad that fucking monster. Well, yeah, then you have to think if he didn't have a micropenus. That's the exact same thing I was thinking. Would all of this have happened?

Would this data even be released or would it be suppressed? If they were like, hey, you know what? Let's say you, let's say BQ opened up in your own laboratory. Yeah. You're like BQ tech. Yeah, BQT. And you guys got a grant to, uh, I don't know, to do some research on Gettom, I'm not Gettom's, I was going to, on Hitler's.

I have a PhD in that one. Hitler's DNA or whatever to find out about, and I don't know why in this day and age, with all the ills of the world, we're still looking to see what kind of how big Hitler's cock was. It's like, doesn't everybody hate them already? Like, what else do you need to know? But, and the data came back and you're like, all right, your best scientist comes into the falking office. He's like, I, let me hear it, micropenus, right? And he's like, well, well, Q, just the opposite.

It sounds like it, you know, the dad is saying that, like, he had to kind of cock that Frawines would leave their husbands and families for. But Johnny Wads, it's a shame. I'd have to release it. I think that the world would burn. I think that it would destabilize segments of society because people would be like, people would start to have a respect for him. You would release it, though.

I think people have the right to know the truth. Yeah, but you're going to take a massive PR hit, though, as like, guess that's, I'm not here for good PR. We're here for the truth about a penis. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that if the data was to show the exact opposite of micro, I feel like a lot of laboratories would not release their findings. I think it does them no good. It only puts them under the spotlight of being.

What about the pursuit of truth and science? I just, yeah, results were inconclusive. You remember, cool, right? Most likely, micropanus, but we're not 100% sure. I pull back on that. But what if it comes out? What if it comes out? What if a scientist is like, I'm not, I can't stand by the whistleblower?

Yeah, you've got a whistleblower. And you're pulled before Congress. It's a bio Q tech might be pulled in front of fucking. And suddenly I'm there like on fucking C-SPAN. Yeah, like, and I have to answer as to why I suppressed the truth. I think you, I think public perception is worth being pulled in front of Congress at a, at a Senate meeting hearing over why you, but again, unless Congress funded the study, sure. I don't think they care, though, if you didn't tell the, the truth or you didn't reveal the data's results. Now, do you think, going on the other hand, like just got me thinking, do you think if it, if he didn't have.

have one. Would things have been different for him? Well, that was the point that I made it. That's the point I was making it first. You misinterpreted it. I said, I think if he, I think if he didn't have a micro penis, the Holocaust never happens. I, and I'm not even fucking, I'm not even being a dick. Like, I, I believe it's a chance. Why do you think that? I, I thought of that too. I, I just, I didn't know, you're pretty cock sure. Yeah. I didn't mean. But I, I, I just pondered. I had no idea to know. I posed a question to myself and I couldn't answer it would

but you seem to fall under if it was of the length and girth that was like the quote unquote if it was a fat manna sausage yeah it was a diamond dick that he would have been his thoughts and would not have been on like I have to exterminate six million people

I don't think he cares about power he's like I already have the ultimate power a giant fucking donkey dick and I think you and I think that they never I'm not even being a dick like I've seen how big dicks affect dudes how little dicks affect dudes now medium dicks affect dudes like it's all you know when you have it's called big dig energy for a reason man you got that hog it doesn't matter nothing matters you feel better than every man in every room you're in and you don't have to like call into question their their ethnicity you're not worried about the economy you want a giant fucking 12 inch

Oh, you just don't. Yeah, you're just like, hey, everything's good, bro. I won. Cumbaya. I didn't need to start a war to win. You just slap it out. We don't have to go to war. We don't have to go to war for.

I won. Guys, we only need to develop the A bomb because I haven't. I got the D bomb in my pants. So instead, people like Hitler, why are we going to war? And it's like, no reason. Yeah, exactly. Because I need power. I need power over other men.

I need to be the man. Right. But you don't need to be the man if you're all. already the man. It's a good fucking argument. Yeah. Thank you. You should write a paper on that if you get it. Oh, I have several.

They won't publish it. Scholarly journals won't take it. I've been laughed out of rooms. By small dick scientists. You know what? I got a feeling they all, all scientists are small dick scientists. What are they doing that time? Always looking to fucking trump somebody with a fucking, look how smart I am.

I could get us some fucking moon. Can you? Look at this. And they're working on shit like Bluchu to make it bigger. Yeah. Uh. No. Yeah.

You made me wonder. I'm not lying. I'm not kidding either. I would bet good money that he had a tiny dick. But even before this. I asked Tom, I was like, I can't believe they still have DNA. Where are they getting the DNA from to even fucking do this study? And Tom said there was blood on a pillow.

I think. I think we talked about this once, and they weren't they not 100% sure if it was his blood on it? Didn't we talk about this recently? Yeah. We haven't really spoke about. I know Hitler News and Hitler's something new every day. We haven't learned something new in quite some time. Yeah.

Well, this is good. All right. I mean, it doesn't surprise me that they have Hitler's DNA. Like, that doesn't. That would make sense to me. I would think there's nothing left. I mean, when you're the president of whatever the fuck he was of, like, there's doctors who were all over your shit, making sure

you're okay and stuff like that. Do you think they saved all that shit back from the 40s? I don't think it's unlike, I don't, I think someone that noticeable, I wouldn't be surprised if some German guy was like, I got his blood. When I heard this story broke, I, when I told Thomas, like, I thought they went after like genealogy. What's that called genealogy?

Like somebody's, um, like some of his ancestors. They're not going to step forward to fucking take part of that. So what happened was it was a, oh, yeah, I got, yeah, my great, great, great, great, Great uncle had a small dick, but I don't... Yeah, I take it out to my mother's side. It's the generation, I swear. It was a war trophy that was recovered by a U.S. servicemen, and they confirmed it with relatives of Hitler to make sure that the DNA matched.

The DNA was on a trophy? Yeah, they found... He came on a trophy? No, no, it was from the bunker. He killed himself. Oh, Tony jerked off on a fucking... Yes, yes, that's what happened. Okay. Wait, wait. He was on the what did he?

It was... That's the couch from the bunker where he killed himself. But how did an American fucking soldier get that? Because they got there first. So the Germans. I mean, the Russians got there first. That was the whole fucking point.

He was allowed by the German by Soviet forces. Lieutenant. To take a fellow? Kearney. Yes. Roswell P. Rossingrin. He was an officer for General Eisenhower.

Wow. So it stayed in his family until they put it up for sale in 2014. Fuck, man. So why do you? It's now in the Gettysburg Museum in Pennsylvania. Okay. So what part of the DNA? do you target

to see the size of a member to me I'm like that's that's going that's like bad science shit like you have to know how to narrow it down

to the dick gene I don't know yeah I'm like I'm like I'm really sure this is real fucking dad or we just try to piss off some neo-Nazis stick their finger in their eye

because I'm like really why are we spending the money to do this Like, why the time, the money, the effort, just because you know you just want to fucking publish that and make it go viral that, you know, he had a small dick. Mission accomplished. I mean, this is on CNN. And I'm sure he's fucking looking up from hell right now being like, God damn it.

They found out. God damn. All that for nothing. And it's probably research that came from all the Nazi scientists that came over an operation paperclip. Oh, the ultimate irony. Yeah. Yes. Shit, man.

But, yeah, you, like, what tests are being done that can decipher that kind of information? Well, it's about, because I was just scanning a bit, and it's about the condition that he had leave certain markers in your DNA. Oh, he had a certain condition. That's a condition. Calmant syndrome. Congenital hypo, I'm not even going to try to pronounce that word. I couldn't even read the goddamn ad earlier. You can't read Ridge.

I know. You're not going to get that out. I'm not going to get that one. It says one of his genes had a mutation. Fuck it. Olympics. We're Olympics. I don't know.

I wonder if this is data that you can bank as irrefutable science. So this says that. Because no one's going to fucking call you on it. As soon as you're trying to, like, debunk it, you're like, oh, hello Nazi. Well, well, why? Sympathizer? Right. Yeah, you're right.

Cancel them. Well, look, he either did or he didn't, right? And now we have some evidence that's suggesting he did. So why not just, yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Who care? It's a good day. It's a great day.

But, like I said, though, I wonder if it's even legitimate news, though. Well, it says here, can you back it up a little bit, get him? Uh, we're right there. It says whatever syndrome he had. He has syndrome, huh? Coleman's in your voice. Yeah. And boys.

Did you have that? Or is that what's, what's your autism called? Is that that? Asper. Okay. I thought it was Collins. I thought it was Collingwood syndrome. You spend all day trying to fucking broker deals for garbage to make up for a small cock.

I got over on him. I got over on him. I got this $5.Zippo for fucking three. Big Dick Energy, boys. It says with the syndrome in boys, these conditions can delay puberty and cause undescended testicles. He had one ball. But I thought that's because it was blown off by Tom Cruise in that movie. Valkyry?

Remember Valkyry? That he'd blow off of Hitler's nut? That I don't recall. Yeah, because he brought a bomb into a meeting and he placed the bomb. I'm underneath the Ganim knows I'm talking about right, Valky

Yeah Get on Mike But it also said He had a bad sense of smell as well Hitler I got a great sense of smell Yeah

And amongst other things That's like That's smell it Hear that That's big dick energy Smelling big dicks Boys Not conjection

I can smell one I can smell one A mile away I was in Deniz the other night See that guy over See that guy over there in that booth or there, get him? He's got one.

Guys, he looking at you too like. He's at the next table. I can hear. But going back to the bomb ball, though, didn't that happen during an assassination attempt? Just look up the movie Valkyrie, man. See if it says anything. I remember, yeah, Tom Cruise brought in a bomb, and it didn't work, and Hitler got away. But missing one ball, though, I thought.

I never heard that. Did you see the movie? I don't think so. Should I? Well, if we're asking AI. It's a Tom Cruise movie. You're all good. I mean, if it involves one of Hitler's balls getting blown off, I'm in.

Valkyrie won testicle, the failed assassination. No, no. The bomb was planted. It went off. Yeah, but the guy who planted the bomb had one ball. Tom Cruise had one ball, according to this. I think all Germans have one ball fucking in the 40s. I think in the 40s.

I mean, I'm not saying now, but in the 40s, I think. If we have any German listeners, we know you got two balls. Yeah, we heard it. They're grandfathers, though. They might have done. Yeah, sorry, guys. Your grandfather got up to bed shit. Can't defend them.

Yeah, your grandfathers were up to some fucking really sketchy crap. Yeah, I don't think we have any German listeners. No? I don't think so. Well, on Patreon at least. Because when I sent it all the gifts, I never sent them to Germany, now? I remember I ever sent one in Germany. Huh.

So it says his report in 1923 that he had an undescended testicle, which would have been before the bombing. Do you, let's say he wanted to get a vasectomy. would that change anything if he had one I'm not the person I'm not the person to ask about that I think I know the guy to go to yeah he's a guy we got a guy

I'm so glad you asked oh man I had a oh he's got he's got two they just don't shoot oh no he's I've heard about the vasectomy yeah of course

who hasn't I don't want to paint a picture that it he just shoots blanks but there's still but everything looks normal though it's still a tidal wave this is no fish in it you know from a first glance you know he looks normal but it looks very if you do a little digging yeah it's a little heavy he's back baby It's been years since it's disgusting. Walmart under fire for selling a shirt that many say shows a Nazi-esque salute.

Whoa, well, wow. Here, I'll show you that. Oh, yeah, I could see it. Now, there's also a reverse image where, like in this image, there's a white hand going over a black hand saying paper beats rock. Yeah, I see it. Well, here's the thing. But then there's also a reverse image one on the white shirt where the black hand is covering up the white hand.

Yeah. That is probably most likely. in oversight by Walmart. I'm sure that's not on the rack at Walmart. I bet you that's on Walmart.com. Oh, like somebody else is making the shirt. Yes. Okay.

Yeah, because they fucking, Walmart sometimes has T. Steve Dave merch on it. And I know they don't have any Walmart fucking on the peg. We're not seeing any residuals. Well, I've gone into many Walmarts. I've always looked.

I wonder where the T, tell them Steve Dave section is. Is your section? Tell them Steve Dave section? Because they have fucking shirts up there. And it's from some private seller who has no authorization, but Walmart just hasn't caught them yet. So that could be a lot of an area.

You're right. Because it says right there, the listing had been done through a through through. Oh, my. Wow. Oh, wow. There's something wrong with me today through a third party and had been removed immediately as soon as it had been flagged. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. So what's the story then? Is it just to take to fucking take a dig at Walmart? They did what they are supposed to do. They found it. They removed it. Mm-hmm. For a shirt that's like,

Kind of like... Oh, it's pretty egregious. You think so? Oh, yeah. It looks like a Nazi salute. It looks like a black power fist and it looks like a Nazi salute. That's just as grievous as it gets. But if it was just a fist, it would be okay.

It's the Nazi salute. Well, I think even if the arm was like straight out, like horizontal, instead of like up in the air like every Nazi did. Right. It would be, like, I think that would be okay. It's the angle of the hand. It's the exact angle of the hand. And it is, that does look like a black power fist. It says shirts sold online at Walmart.com featured images and slogans that are used by white supremacists online.

But if the truth came out and it was just some dope who made it on AI and didn't see it, I would also be like, yeah, I guess. It wouldn't make sense. I don't, most people can see it, though. I agree with you. I don't think anybody's that dopey in this day and age. Oh, I disagree with that. Yeah. That they don't see it?

That there aren't dopey people. There's tons of dopey people. people out there. It does look awfully close. The Aryan fist or white power fist looks awfully similar to them. I'm saying, like that's why. That's pretty nuts.

Oh, speaking, I had to ask you, Walt, are you still a lion's fan? I see you're wearing a lion's jersey. No, it's a hoodie. Hoodie. Yeah. Sorry. And that's just a lion? This is a player's own fashion line now. Oh, I see. His name is Hutch,

and he started his own fashion and like hoodies and t-shirts. And I ordered my exclusive hutch merchandise. Nice. I'm still a Lions fan. Are you? Okay. Why you thought it in the last two weeks, I abandoned the...

I think it might have been in the last few days. Why? What happened? Lyons Amon Rae St. Brown breaks out Trump dance while pointing to the president in a box after a touchdown. No, I thought the Trump dance was, uh, I thought it was banned. I thought all dances were banned in the NFL. Oh, no. They're allowed to dance?

Hmm. So he broke out in the Trump dance during Sunday's game. He did apologize for anybody he might have offended, but he did he really? Yeah, he did say, though, that there's only so many opportunities to dance in front of the president, and he was not going to miss the opportunity after scoring a touchdown. I have not to get an opportunity yet to dance in front of the president. If I ever had the opportunity, you know I could fucking cut up a rug. I know.

I've seen it. I remember the sixth grade dance. I am going to break out my velour shirt, and I am going to fucking. President may I have this dance and we are going to turn some heads. Yeah. I don't care which president is. Right. Democrat or Republican.

But I thought they were doing this anyway. I thought like the Trump dance was a thing. Like didn't we see like a bunch of like. I didn't not even know that. When I saw this live, I had no idea. I didn't know that was some. I didn't know that was associated with the president. And it looked like he was, like, drying his butt, like with a towel, yeah, right.

Like a, like, like, what's a pantomime? Yeah. Yeah, that's what it looked like to me. Oh, the whole team's doing it. Yeah. Yeah, right. It was the same guy one night. Well, like, we're, we and, again, we watched the games together.

And, um, he scored a touchdown and he said some, he said some, some, some hard, well, he said some tough words that only certain people are allowed to say. And it got caught on Mike. Right. And I was like, that's going to go viral. And I go, like, I really love it on St. Brian. He's a great player. And I asked him, was like, could I, can I buy that shirt? What he just said, like, kind of the rallying cry?

Because, you know, and he was like, no, you can't buy that shirt. Can't buy it. No, not me. I couldn't wear it. Right. Yeah. Unfair. No, I get it.

I get it. It was like, he screamed into the camera. He goes, I run this shit. and then a word A soft day And I said again I was like Oh man that's fucking

Look how fucking excited he is Like I bet you that's going to be They're going to make a lot of bootleg shirts Right About that And his quote And I was like can I buy that shirt and wear it? And he was like no you should not

Buy that shirt and wear What about this one pointing to the paper beats rock Not that one either I run this plaza That is not true though I bowed everybody in this plaza Oh there it is Hot Mike catches

Amon Ross St. Brown They should be able to see it That's a big deal Yeah, I don't understand Yeah, but I just like I was so pumped though That I was like, I want that on his shirt Right That better, you know, the excitement after seeing him score kind of, yeah.

Yeah, he got caught up in the moment. Just like Germany in the 1930s. We got caught up. What else do I have? Declan flies planes. Did you know that? Have you talked to Declan about that? He's going to get his pilot license.

Yeah. Oh, yeah? What did you think of that? He's going to take... He's going to take... Cessna? Yeah, probably a little one of it then. He's going to fly over in a one-man prop plane

and visit the airport plaza, you said. The crippled Charles Lindbergh. That would be amazing. You hear him coming in? He's not even walking. Why are you... It looks like something the Muppets would fly. Yeah.

It would be cool, if he did that, though. Like, he pulled like an Amelia Earhart. Yeah, and tried to come over. And disappeared? Well, she had some success. I'm going down. He's on an island. Like, he crashes on an island, like a deserted island.

And it just sees her bones. Yeah, and he knows he's fucked. I said that the other day. I was like, why is Amelia Earhart so revered when she fucked up? I think she did a lot. She did a lot before she did. Her accomplishments before she disappeared garnered her. Oh, that's the face.

I'm not really familiar with Amelia Earhart, so I wasn't sure. Yeah, she was... All I know is her last attempt. She was, um... No, she was pretty accomplished. Uh, and it was crazy back then. Like, they had her last transmission or something, right? Yeah, and they thought, you know, I mean, I think back then they were like, you could still fly off the edge of the world and shit.

No. No, it wasn't that early? No. But that's what happened to her. Yeah, no. I thought it was real early on, though. At the time they invented flight, we kind of knew what was going on, I guess. Wasn't it like, when did she go to Spain?

What year? I'm going to say 1900. 37. Oh. Snoke! Snootch! Soutch! Oh, noooch!

Just blow out, get him's ears. Oh, yeah, there she goes. You go, girl. Yeah. Yeah, girl power. Well, didn't she have, like, a man on a plane with her? right? Did she? Wasn't like, didn't she have an...

He didn't offer any help, did he? That's what I'm saying. He probably... He probably fucked up. He was like, let me take that eye with it. And then fucking... Let a man do this. Yeah, man. Step aside. Little one, I got this, yeah, little birdie. And then just fucking crass.

She probably would have been fine if she... If she was on her own, you know? I think I heard that she was like, yeah, he fucked it up because she took a nap. And she was like, you take the fucking wheel. While she was sleeping, he fucked it up. He just fucked it up. And how did we learn this? I heard that she got a period.

And had to take care of that, so she handed it over the plane. She was in the back plugging it up. Yeah, and then it crashed into the ocean. So that's just what I heard. Oh, that's why you can't have female pilots. They might get their period. Flight. You know what?

We're laughing. But, like, you know that was like, Like, that was at one point. Oh, at one point, like, there was like a fucking Pan Am pilot going, what? Yeah. Like, you were sipping a martini, like, a fucking 3,000 miles. And he's like, she's going to get a period, right? In the middle of the flight. Oh, God.

Yeah, when I went to Scotland, it was interesting. The, uh, I went to, like, a medical, uh, museum. Yeah. And the one thing that stuck out was, like, in, like, 1900, there was, like, one female doctor or something. And, like, they just would not let them in to the medical schools. They would not trust them. Yeah. Like, what a weird time, man.

I agree with not trusting them, but you got to love them to the medical school. It's funny, I watch Frankenstein, the new one, but also I watched the original. Boris. And the scene where Fritz comes in and steals the brain into that classroom, I was like, wow, there's a lot of female students in that classroom, which I found surprising. like almost you don't you think it was inaccurate no i'm saying the opposite of what brian's saying like i think but was it inaccurate for its time though was the film inaccurate i don't think that hollywood was pushing that agenda back back then now maybe but like back maybe now just possibly that they might be trying to fucking but like i was i was like oh wow i was like a lot of the

more a class than you because i bet you if you picture it in your mind it was just like dudes and suits and lab coats you know what i mean yeah it's not it's like How was the Frankenstein? I liked it. I liked it. I didn't see. A lot of people told me it was good, though. Yeah, I liked it. It's one of the best-looking movies that's for me. Like, it just looks. It's fun. It's like cool to watch. I want to see The Running Man.

How was it? Wasn't that good. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, it wasn't that good. Teddy wasn't with me. Did I say it? I wouldn't want to say it because I know I'm going to get some flack for it. I'll just say it. It's 15 years of flak wash now.

I've learned over the course of 15 years what to keep to myself and what to reveal. So this one I'm putting myself out there. But, um, so late last night, not that late. It was like 9.30 to get a text from Rupp and he's like, any interest in seeing the running man? I'm going at 10.45. Holy shit. That is late. And I was like, oh, yeah, go. I wanted to see it. The commercials look pretty good. And I said to my wife, who was just about ready to fall asleep, I was like, I'm going to go to the movies at 1045. And she's like, but then I'm going to have Teddy all night. And what Teddy does is like, he has to sleep on you. Like, it has to sleep on you, physically on you. And I, and I handle that.

Doesn't bother me. But she gets hot, you know, from all the fur and everything. She has a hard time sleeping with Teddy right on her chest. I don't. I can do it. It sounds so, so nice, actually. Yeah, except when it is hot. Then he puts off a lot of body heat. So it can get a little hot. He's a furry guy, too. Yeah. Spud. So she was like, I, and she's not feeling that well right now. So I was like, you know what? Don't worry about it. I'll, I'll, I'm going to take Teddy, and because I have this, he's a service dog, but he's an emotional support dog, but he's not my emotional support dog. He has the paperwork and everything. So I was like, I'll just flash the card. Yeah. And maybe they won't look at it too close and see it's for

a female. And I have this little military vest that says emotional support service dog. War hero. I brought up. I don't say war hero. It does not say war hero. And I said, I'm going to try to bring Teddy. And I looked up on the website to see if they allow service dogs. And they said they did. And I was like, all right, I'm going to, I'm going to try to bring them. And I was like, no, no, don't make a big stink. You won't be able to go.

And I was like, it's no big deal. If they say no, then I just come home. I go, I don't care to see it that much. So when I walked in, I felt the eyes on me. I got a little nervous. So I didn't know what to do other than to try. I didn't want to act crazy. So I just figured I want to show a little bit of something.

Yeah, like you have PTSD. Yeah, so I just started blinking real crazy, like real fast when I was ordering the tickets. I was like, one for 1045 running man. And they're like, and the lady behind the counter, she sees the dog and she's like, oh, are you military? I was like, and I was like, not even a hesitation. I was like, I am not fucking taken any stolen valor for fucking trying to get a dog. It's cursing at her. I was like, there's not as a bridge too far.

That's a line. I'm not going to cross. I was like, I am not military, and neither is a dog. I said, I was knee deep in the ship back in 70. What do you mean in my military? How dare you? And I was like, we are not, we don't deserve any discounts. I said, and why are you blinking?

He has a tick. Surely I should let him in. I said, nope, nope, we don't apply. And none of that applies to us. And she was like, well, I'll give you a senior discount. I was like, If you must, I said, I got it. I couldn't deny that.

Whatever I was at a discount, I'll take it. And we went down, we sat and watched the movie, he was excellent. Yeah, he sat on the floor on a seat. He sat on my lap, as he always does, every night at home, and just fell asleep on my lap throughout the entire movie. Me and Rupp are the only people in the movie theater anyway. Nobody else was in the theater. Yeah. What a little over your lap?

Old popcorn trick. but yeah he was awesome so now i know he like it almost like he had been to the movies before it was really weird okay he was that like he fell right into the position like he got right next me and immediately started snoring thank god there was no boss in the theater because he's got a loud snore over the dolby you could hear him snoring wow but he was great and yeah so it looks like i can take him to the movies now if i need to so what was the thing you didn't want to say oh i don't want people to be like you're the kind of asshole let's make it for people who really need dogs in the fucking theater.

Nobody needs a dog in the theater. There are people who do. They say they do. Why are they going to the movies? You're right. Some people definitely need their dog in the theater. I mean, sure. In our era of humanity, there are people that need dogs in movie theaters.

But the person who, you know, his former owner needed him if she went into movies. I'm not against dogs being a movie theaters. I'm just saying, like, don't tell me we. can't survive without it. Yeah, but I wish I got to bring fucking Boris to the movies. That would be great. I think you can now. I think we live in a world where you can pretty much do whatever you want.

People don't question you. They're not allowed to yet. It's like illegal to be like, this is bullshit. Good. But the movie was not. The movie was not as good as Arnold's movie. Right. No, Richard Dawson coming in.

No, no Richard Dawson. I don't know if the guy, I don't even know if I've ever seen the guy who played the star of the running man. Glenn Powell. I don't know what I've seen him in before, but he looked familiar. I've never seen anything he's done, but I know people love him. Um, I don't know. Just kind of cliche.

But it's more like the book, right? Like he was on the run across America. Yes. Okay. That's cool because the book, like, wait, let me ask you something. Yeah. Spoiler. Mm-hmm.

So, all right, I gave it a few seconds. The end of the book. You know that, you know, I'm going to take so much heat for this. I know, you're like, that fucking guy thinks he's so entitled. He could do whatever the fuck he wants. Yep. Yeah. Well, you didn't bother anybody.

And if the theater was packed and the dog was snoring, I bet you would have been like, I got to go. Absolutely. Exactly. You got caught the lifeline. I'm throwing you. Excellent. He's staring at Walt's eyes.

I'm staring at my eyes. Right, Walt? Go ahead, though. So the end of the book is, uh, he, it's a very 9-11-esque. He crashes the plane into the fucking, yeah. He does it in the movie? At the end?

Yeah, he crashes a plane into the TV. Yeah. Oh, wow. Holy shit, they kept the ending. I was wondering, too, because I never read the Stephen King novel. Yeah, he's given the middle finger. Yeah. Oh, he does?

Oh, wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, there was a part of me that was wondering, like, which version, Schwarzenegger or the new version is more like the book. Yeah. I asked Rupp and he didn't know. And it seems like, from what you're saying, it's more like the current version is more like the book than the Arnold's. Yeah, that's what I always remember the ending.

I just think some of the dialogue was incredibly corny, stilted, just unrealistic. You know, there's a kid that's like, that helps them. Of course. You know, that's the kiss of death for me. Like, a streetwise kid. It's like, oh, I know this computer. Oh, boy, here we go. Ghost of Yotai, the new video game.

And it was so good until, like, the last 25% of the game, the interest. do just like a little girl's sidekick. And it was like, fuck, it was such a struggle to finish the fucking game. Why do you have to keep putting fucking kids in games that know everything? So witty and so brave and so smart.

And you're just like, get this fucking kid out of here. I'm trying to slice people's fucking balls off. I live next to a school. And like sometimes I'll drive by and I see all the kids. They'll have a stupid look on their face. Not a one of them could fucking help. Oh, not one of them is wiser than their dad. No.

It's shocking. Yeah. And, like, at one point, she just, like, they're in the middle of a war in fucking Japan. And she sneaks out to help her fucking aunt sneak into a fortress and assassinate people. You're like, she's fucking 11, man. I think, why are we doing this? Like, why are you doing this to me? I paid.

I paid the money for the game. I paid my hard-earned money. I plumped it down. You guys are giving me the shit. I can't take it. Do you know what it was rated, the new running man? I thought it was PG-13. Yeah, because I felt it wasn't, it didn't ride.

to an R in my opinion, so I was wondering what it was rated. Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure. Oh, really? I heard the new Predators PG-13, but it is. It's still pretty, like, everyone I know that's seen liked it, yeah, I haven't seen the last couple of predators. My friend said it is, oh, I actually think he's been doing good a job with this guy, but the series, but my friend said it's really bloody and gory, but it's not human blood.

So it's like, so that's how they get away with it. So it is everything in there, but it's green blood and shit like that. Running Man was R. Right. at our how i'm surprised there wasn't much in there they did so that that guy that you say everybody loves a star yeah he does show his heinie really yeah i'm sure that was in the contract they like they fucking ladies like that there was yeah there was a such an an egregious scene of like okay this guy's worked out for this role he has to fucking be like 90% nude in this scene so he could

show off all the rippling muscle i feel it had to be done on purpose it's it moved the story long. None at all. I approve. Really? A hundred percent. You know, and it's just like it's done just for titillation rather than to move the story. If it's not...

That it's a guy, not a girl. No, I approve. I fucking approve. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it to prove of that. I do. I want to see good looking people.

Naked? Yeah, of course. I want to see good looking people doing things I can't do. That's all I've ever wanted. The great tragedy of fucking entertainment the last 10 years is it's people who look fucking worse than me! I don't want to be the good-looking one. I want to be a fucking early one.

Yeah, he does. And let me tell you, even his muscles, you know, are uneven on his heinie, which is crazy. Really? When you know you're, you're, fucking, you're ripped when you can flex your ass muscles. Yeah. Marybeth's online buying tickets right now. Yeah, I don't know. If on a scale one to ten, I give it like a five, just mid.

Okay. Who's that woman's his wife? Yeah. She barely has any other role other than being like, we need help. Right. We need money. Babes sick, yeah. Right.

Good for her. She got a paycheck. And she gets a look at his ass. No. She didn't. No, there was an action scene of all things. Like, it was when he was being hunted that he took his clothes off. Oh.

He wasn't in a sex scene. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. I don't know if that changes. I'll take it. I'll say you. Tell him, Steve Dave.