Tell Em Steve-Dave - #667: Evil Plus One

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

Bry attends a ‘comedy’ show, couples vacations, Q roasts NJ, Plex pleas, Robin Williams, underwear duty. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

Are you in all way to New York for this? Let me tell you something. Never again. Never again will I go to New York. You have buddies? I do. I have five podcasts buddies. You have buddies?

Yeah. What's wrong with that? Us? Yeah. The TSD guys? Oh, yeah, because it's all fucked up the scenarios of like whose dicks you're going to suck. Why you're going to have to suck it. How gay you are for it's suck it.

I don't know if that works with between married girls. No. Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve, Dave. Man, we got some fucking heavy hitters here today. We got PQ. Yeah. Got Walt Flanagan.

Mm-hmm. And we got Frank Five. Hello. No, get him today. Get him to not put a mic out for himself. He said that, uh, stepping back a little bit. Yeah, again? A little bit.

All right. He steps back anymore. He's going to fucking go right off the edge. How's getting him in doing? Oh, yeah. haven't been around to really observe him. Yeah, I haven't been around. Yeah. So we're going to assume he's doing great. Yeah. Okay. That's how well. We'll just make that assumption.

Exactly, why not? Sure. Good enough to go to the buffet. Yeah, he is good enough to go to the buffet. You're right. Five plates worth. I got to call somebody very quickly. This may or may not work. We're calling Pam Johnson for her eighth birthday. Oh.

Hello, my fine young son. Happy birthday. Thank you. I'm here with BQ. Happy birthday. Here with Frank Five. Happy birthday. And Walt Flanagan.

Happy birthday. Oh, thank you. Happy birthday. Yeah, we're taking up precious minutes of the podcast to wish you a happy birthday. Oh, that's sweet. I love it. What are you doing? Anything fun?

Yeah, we're going to a Michelin Star restaurant for a, uh, a brunching right now. Well, well, wow. This is what happens when you have a shrink sum that's all rich and shit.

Yeah. She don't want to hang out in New Jersey and spend time with the rest of her family. She went to California to spend it. You take it to Chili's. He brought us to Palm Springs. She got to get her baby back, baby back. Going to Palm Springs, huh?

Yeah. It's nice here. And it doesn't have any snow. All right. Nice. Yep. Sorry that you guys have snow. Yeah, that's okay.

We weathered it. We're all right. Yeah. Well, there is more coming. Yeah, that's what I heard. I know. But the day we get back, it's going to be 56. Oh, yeah?

So that'll be nice. There's the thing about, like, I don't know about you, Walt, but, like, older people I found are constantly checking other people's weather. Edgar is constantly telling me what, like, miners' weather is, or, like, he'll ask Mary Beth, what her father. father's weather is. Plitch is he's not going to go. That's funny.

Just any wisdom? Any wisdom from the mountain? Yeah, do you have any wisdom for us before we go? Where are you going? Well, we're going to get off the phone. We can't spend the whole time with you. Oh, okay. So what kind of wisdom can you impart before we say goodbye?

Always only admit to being 29. All right. That's a lie. Right. This is my, this is my 51st, 29th birthday. I thought you meant you were born in 1929. No, 1946. All right.

80 years old. Wow, that's something, huh? Great. Yeah. Still going to Michigan. Where are you going to? She's on the Michelin five-star restaurants? Yeah.

Yeah. That's like the bar. Do you have, you can order anything off the menu? Can you order anything off the menu? or is Eric limiting you to certain selections? The kid's venue. Eric's yelling at me. Get the lobster.

Take him for everything he has. Yeah, son of a bitch. Take lobster to go, too. Yeah, got a couple of lobsters. Play manion. Put him in your... All right. We'll talk to you later.

We're going to go, okay? Okay. You have a good time with your podcast. Yep, have a good birthday. Tell hello. everybody on the podcast. All right. You're on speaker, so you just...

I meant your audience, too. Oh, okay. Well, you're on the line. Everybody, yeah. All right, we'll talk to you later. Okay. All right, bye-bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, my son can't turn off the phone.

Hang up on her. She's one of those people like, bye, I love you. See you later. Oh, that was nice for to come on. Happy birthday. Yeah. There you go. Pam, 80.

We can only pray we get there. Yeah. And we're going out on our 80th to a fillet. What's it called? The Michelin five-star restaurant, yeah. Wow. That's a major bust. Did he fly her out?

You flew her out, first class. First class? Yep. Or an Edgar. He's one up in the fucking big bro. I couldn't believe it. First of when she was like, yeah, we're going out there for my birthday. I was like, oh, okay.

Okay. All your family's here. You got one person there. You got a one up him when she gets back. Yeah, I'm going to have her back. Have a new car waiting for her. That's it with a big bow on. Yeah.

There you go. Just going to use Kia. She won't know the difference. That's what I want to give an 80-year-old woman a car. She should be driving as it is. Oh, that's funny. So what do we got going on this week, boys? We got, let's say, Frankier here.

What are you here for? Yeah, what brings you here? We're going to do the Sunday Jeff thing on the Patreon. I'm a contestant on that. And we had to get together the Frank Fives and the Flanagan's where we had to plan our annual summer trip. Yes. Oh, right. And so we got our heads together last night.

Went out to dinner and we decided we're going to Universal Studios to see the Monster Island. Oh, yeah. Epic Universe. But the ladies aren't too excited about this prospect. I'd give them the finger and be like, I want on your chocolate walk. Yeah. I don't want to hear shit.

Well, they don't do any of the rides. Right. They don't have any reference for the monsters. So it's money well spent. It's a ton of money, too, to get into the park and stay. It's going to be a lot. But I promise them that once they get there, they'll have monster fever. Yeah.

And they'll forget that they don't like rides and that they get vertigo easy. The only consolation is that by Mary not going on anything, we have somebody that we could just leave everything with. Here's all the stuff. Oh, yeah. I'm going to buy so many souvenirs. Just, yeah, wear your down. Like a pack mule.

It's like she's going across the desert. It's really hot. I need to water. She doesn't have the wallet. I would say if they do get nauseous, don't even think about going on that werewolf ride. Really? Is it a roller coaster?

It's a roller coaster that spins. Oh, I'm not doing that. Yeah. I like that. It's, yeah, in theory, it sounds fun. I don't do any real roller coasters, but I'll do all the virtual rides. Right. Yeah, what's up to you?

Do you know about when you're going, because anybody wants to email it to the SD Town General store with some backstage passes? We're going in the summertime. We're going in July. I don't know. Mary knows. It's July. It's July sometime. Get those exact dates.

You never know, Frank. It might save a couple bucks. It's it. Beginning of July. It's Universal Studios, yeah. Yeah. Well, it's epic. It's epic universe, not universal studios.

Oh, it's not universal studios. There's separate parks. Okay, so, yeah. We'll figure it out. Don't worry. I can smell a monster. Okay. Once I get into Florida, I'll fucking lead us there like a bloodhouse.

We're taking the train down and we're going to, an overnight train. Oh, nice. I remember your last train trip. You were not happy with it. No, but we've got sleeping apartments. Okay. We got a shower. Separate.

A shower. Yeah, that's going to work. going to rough it. Oh, I'm going to, like, we're traveling across the country, like in the 1800s. Yeah, with a sleeper car that takes our car down there. It's an auto train. So we'll get in Virginia. They'll board the train.

Then they take the car. And then we end up in Orlando the next day. Oh, nice. And then we just drive all the way back. We're doing the same thing for, Gettum's got this up here for Q West. Mary and I are going to that and we're doing the same thing. They'll be at Q. We're going to go.

That's cool. Did you know? I didn't know. I didn't know either. Breaking news. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, wow. I'm taking a week off from work. Oh, we're going to have a blast, bud. That's cool, man. Yeah, I'm excited. Thank you. Yeah, that's some drive, though, from go, you drive to Orlando or you take the train to Orlando and then drive from Orlando to Key West.

Yeah, we're driving from central New York to Virginia, board the train in Virginia, and then Virginia gets off at Orlando Sanford. And then we're driving from Orlando Sanford to Key West. Wow, man. There's no way you can keep up the conversation when you're driving. So what do you do? With Mary? Yeah. It's just silence.

She usually falls asleep. and then I just drive and I'll listen to like the Sopranos or something through the car. And why do you make that assumption though, even though it was accurate? Why do you make the assumption that there's no way that they can have a conversation for that long? They've been married how long? Yeah, and he knows and he knows us. Yeah, I would just be shocked. I don't even think I could do it.

No, I couldn't do it either. You couldn't do it. Your marriage is so fresh and new. We drive from the store, from the studio home together. In silence? If I don't put on the radio or something, there's silence. I remember us, the three of us, driving across country

and not having any problems. No, no problems at all. Chat in a way. Oh, us? The TSD guys? Oh, yeah, because it's all fucked up the scenarios of like whose dicks you're going to suck.

Why you're going to have to suck it. You know how gay you are for it's not. I don't know if that works between married girls. No, doesn't it? Yeah. The wife's just don't want to do that, I guess. every one of bizarre scenario in the planet that somehow ends with a dick in your mouth. One of my favorites was that.

That was there like 2000s. I don't know. We haven't advanced a little bit. I don't know if they would be the same topics in 2026. As long as there wasn't a microphone in the car. One of my favorites was when we were like a superhero team and you guys were always going out on adventures and kind of stay behind to do all the computer work. I don't want to get into it. I was a baby Hitler involved

or someone. Yeah. But the reason was because your girlfriend was on the trip and she didn't want you going out and saving the world because you'd be gone from home for too long. So you just had to stay on her side because she was too insecure to have you leave on go on adventures. I remember something about like a robot girl who like I couldn't get to like do what I wanted to

do so I put her in a garbage. You guys came home and she and a garbage pen upside down. And we were trying to solve the conundrum of what to do with Hitler's, and we didn't want to kill a baby. So we decided to kidnap the baby from the time stream and raise him in our secret fortress. Oh, that's right. And you were stuck home raising baby. Yeah.

He was a baby homebound. Who knew that years later that would just be the way it was? I would have no problem staying home all that time. Oh, boy. Yeah. I went to, oh, I heard you have your roast tonight. Go roast to New Jersey. Yeah.

I thought you guys were coming. I'm sorry you guys won't be there. Yeah, well, I tried to make some connections. It didn't happen. But I had a guess. I had you guys on the guest last night. Yeah, I didn't know. Did we talk about it?

I, too, feel bad because we had a big Patreon show tonight with a lot of guests. So obviously, I had no idea that this was even happening. Yeah, we talked about it. I guess we just had a blue slip my mind. It's fine. It's not a big deal. But I am wearing a New Jersey Devil's jersey on stage tonight. Well, for you.

It's part of my, I got a little jersey. I wrote it because I thought you guys were going to be in the audience. So I put a couple of things in there for you. Oh, really? Damn it. But, no, it would be right. It's, don't worry about it. You guys hear me talking about it.

Will it be on my VC box later tonight? It might be. I think that, like, what they do at Rost now is they say, they specifically say, we won't let it be recorded. So you could say whatever you want without getting. You know, they'll cry babies up in arms. So you can be dropping a lot of slurs tonight, huh? On to end bottles.

Maybe. I mean, I didn't see that coming. I mean, Tiki Barber is on stage. I don't think we want to. Yeah. I guess I meant within reason. Right. So that should be funny.

How did you get involved in that? I was curious. They just told it as. I reached out to you. I say no to everything. I say there's no so many things, but there was something about being the roasted Jersey that I was like, yeah, I'll do that one. Yeah, that does sound good.

Yeah. How long is your set list? They said you do between five and ten minutes. I'm guessing I'm coming in around seven. Okay. Yeah, something like that. Did you practice it, like time it? No.

They're lucky to hear anything. So you didn't practice this in front of somebody? No, I just wrote a bunch of jokes. Okay. I would, you're a professional, but I would feel like I would be practicing in front of just to make sure. No.

Well, I'm on the fly too because I got, I have like, there's some levels of jokes where I have like really fucking mean ones and then I have like so I want to see who goes first and who says what about me and then I'll decide so it's hard to rehearse like as a branching would you be okay just given one of your mean ones that you made that you're on the fence about yeah this will come out after the roast so I do yeah so there's a joke about you know bar A the the bar it's a famous bar jersey at Jersey yeah we used to go and I and there's this thing about Jersey girls you know

I'm ripping on Jersey girls a bit, and I go bar A-I-D-S. And then I turn to Tiki Barber and I go, that spells AIDS-Tiki. Which is the thing. I might pull it. It's pretty rough. Yeah. That's not saying. I could go south of real bad.

It's rough because like. AIDS. So you're touching all the bases there with that one joke. That's a roast, man. That's a rough. That's rough. I am like, but then I'm like, ah, but I, but the reason. reason I pick Tiki is because he's a sports guy.

But then he's also black. So I'm like, I don't want it to read like it's a black joke. Right. So I might, depending on what Tiki says about me, say somebody else's name. But even if it is, it's so mild that like, I mean, you look at roasts back in the day. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Brood.

Yeah, like, you can't, you can't really have a roast if you're going to be like, let's just pull all the punches. Right. There's no point. There's no point to have in it. So, um, but we'll see. We'll see what Tiki says about me, if anything. Yeah. Yeah. It was interesting.

I was happy for you to get a chance to do that. Yeah, you know, it was fun. Yeah, it's all right. These things come and go. Yeah. Is this for charity? I don't know. I have no clue, actually.

Yes. So you might be getting paid? Oh, I'm definitely getting paid. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, I'm not showing up. I'm sorry. I don't need to apply. I was doing this for free.

No way. Get me off my couch? Fucking WWE has elimination chamber tonight. I got to want to be home watching that shit. They just put Logan Paul in it. I want to see him get smacked around. Yeah. So, no, I don't think it's charity.

I think the Jersey Chamber of Commerce. If you said something like a gas, that the whole place go like, oh, my God. Yeah. Could you, like, later on announce that, like, you had, like, a 24-hour Tourette's? Just a quick 24-hour case of it. You're all better now, but you know, you had a doctor's note.

Dr. D. Right. He caught Tourette's on a plane plane. Well, let me ask your opinion. Because I am still thinking about the way that I approach the performance of it. And there's two ways for me to do it. One is, and I've done this before, it's a great success, which is just like, be like, I wrote this. I found the dark vein in me.

but I'm still not, you know, and be like, yeah, right, I found it and be like, I don't know that I want to read what I want and kind of play the bashful good guy where I'm like, I can't believe I'm saying this and apologize, right? You know what I mean? Like, say shit and be like, I'm so sorry, man, I don't know where that came from, which works. People like that. Right. Or do I just stone face killer it? Do you own it? Do I own it?

Tell the audience, fuck you, fuck Jersey. I think you'd be the shy guy. You'd be the shy guy. You'd be the shy guy. the all shucks guy. Because he's, because he's too lovable as a joker. Yep.

To come in, like he comes across as the meat guy. But isn't that, isn't that more the argument to go in the other direction? People will not expect it at all. Yeah. And just be like stone face, be like,

like you got like, like there's, you know, there's like a joke where I call Tiki Barber the goat. And then I'm like, yeah, but if you're the goat, why didn't this guy try and fuck you yet?

You know, so it's like, I don't, you know, do you say those things like that and be like, oh, I'm sorry about that. that or you just let the audience laugh and boo and then just keep going.

I don't think they would boo that. I take some pretty big shots at Jersey. Yeah. It takes a pretty big shot. I will see. I don't know. I got to feel it out. Yeah. And also, am I going early?

Am I going late? It's a lot of, it's a lot more thinking than I thought I'd have to do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it seems like it's a pretty big deal. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why they asked me and not, or maybe they did ask a.

Sal or Marion, they said no. I don't know. Who knows? Eli came by. Eli, yeah? Yeah, he came by. He's going to go. He's going with a couple of days. Oh, my boy, Eli's going today? Yeah, he'll be there.

Oh, fuck, man. That's cool. I like that. That guy's awesome. It's the hottest ticket, Walt. These people paid premium prices for this shit. Yeah, I heard. $300 a ticket.

Yeah, can we get those comp tickets and maybe we could scot them real quick. What time do we start Patreon? We can go down there. You go down in front of the base. Who needs tickets? Who needs tickets to you? Tickets to you. I'm not you're a scalper.

First the cable box, not scalping. Yeah, no, I have nothing to do with that. Look, they got to afford me, man. Yeah. What the hell? I went to a comedy show last night, if you want to call it that. What did you go? I went out of my way, and I usually, I left the house, one.

Wow. I know. And it was a big part of me, though, it was like. And it wasn't because of like a gas scare or something? No, no fire or anything. NG, PNC. You've got to get out of the house. Yeah, you got to get out of the house.

come pick Sage up for school. She's sick. No, it wasn't that. It was a bunch of my buddies were going to a stuttering John stand-up show. Okay. You have buddies? You have buddies? Yeah. What's wrong with that? I mean... I can't have a buddy, too.

Yeah, it's plural. Buddies. Yeah, I have a couple buddies, yeah. Okay, wow. Carl from WATP, Kaley, my other buddies. Yeah, I would say something. They refer to you the same way. That's a buddy? Yeah, I would say so.

Okay. What is being buddy entail? I guess talking to them once in a while, keeping friendly relations, you know. Yeah, we're more than acquaintances, but, you know, leaning towards friends. And Stuttering John was doing a show leaning towards. And you guys like, you're not going on vacation together like these two. Not like these. No, no.

These guys are tight. Right. But you are going to see Stuttering John. I was to see Stuttering John and I sat with those guys. Yeah. And it was a total shit show. Like I've never seen before my life. Like the opening comics, one of them was pretty strong.

The other ones were so weak. I was like, how do the fuck did they get up there? Okay. And then Stuttering John came up and all he did was sit on stage. Anthony Coomy was there. He was in the audience. Yeah. And read Anthony Coomey's rap sheet.

What? Yeah. That was how he started his act. Now Stuttering John, if you're not aware of the dabble of her, Stuttering John was, he was on the Howard Stern show years and years like decades ago. he would go over he was a stunt boy who would go around asking silly questions and shit uh there he is john belinda's from howard stern uh he was on the j leno show for a little while he first he was in the audience like you know as they would go to him as the audience guy and then he they put him in

the back because i guess he sucked but anyway he's become kind of like a lull cow now a what a lull cow like somebody that people like milk for laughs okay and uh what's going on that has to be a buddy uh phrase oh no no that's a well-known phrase that's a very well-known phrase that's a Really? Yeah. What's it called? Lowl cow. Like a laugh out loud cow.

Yeah. You milk him for laughs. Wow. And he was heckled off stage. So wait a minute. Would Ming have been TSD Town's first lull cow? He might have been. Oh my God.

Yeah. But see, we like him. Generally of little cows, they're, now we got all fucking the big bovine over here. Oh, yeah. The Jersey cow? You could feed a country with that milk. Produce your teats.

Yeah, a person who's eccentric or foolish behavior can be exploited to amuse onlookers. Oh, wow. So there was moments. So he starts reading this Anthony's rap sheet and people start booing him because it's. But why was he doing that? How's that stand? I don't know. Because he doesn't like Anthony and Anthony doesn't like him.

So it's not stand-up. So they don't, hold on. He doesn't like Anthony. Anthony doesn't like him. so one makes his act all about him and the other one pays to go see him. Not only paid to go see him, introduced him on stage.

What is going on? Anthony got up, went on stage and took the mic away from the host and it was like, you know, gave a little speech and he was like, and now stuttering John. Oh my God.

It was like, it was funny to watch. Yeah. It was, he was on for probably eight minutes trying to read this as people were like heckling him and shouting out shit. And then he finally just stood up

and walked off stage and walked out the door. Out the door? Yeah, he left. I wonder if he still gets paid for that. I don't know. I don't think he should. I mean, eight minutes, he had a 40-minute set that he was supposed to do.

And he did like eight minutes of it. And then, you know, like the way comedy clubs operate is that. What's he supposed to do? Stand up there and just take them. Well, no, if he had done his act, people would have liked it, I think. I think people would have been with it. Sounds like what he said. Too hate him.

Where was it at? They do hate him. It was in Rodney's comedy club in New York. Are you in all way to New York for this? Let me tell you something. Never again. Never again when I go to New York. It took me two and a half fucking hours to get there.

This is on first and 59th. So this should not take me three hours or almost three hours to get there. Get right through the tunnel. Yeah, you should get. I went through Lincoln Tunnel. The tunnel took fucking forever. And it just kept like the time like, you know, kept jumping up. Oh, yes.

The traffic time. Oh, Jesus Christ. And I said like, I'm hooting and hollering and screamed to as, Mary Beth, why'd you let me do this? You know I don't want to do this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I turned on her.

That's what we talk about in the car. I yell at her for making. But why could he just turn around and go home? Who cares? You couldn't. Like at a certain point, you just couldn't turn around. There was too much traffic. And then at the end of this rainbow was just a shitty stand-up show that you there ate on.

That was super enjoyable, though. Okay. Yeah, it was really enjoyable because I got to hang up my buddies. You know? Wow. Yeah. So that's what I did last night. But I swear, on the way,

home because they brought me a different way. I didn't go back through the Lincoln Tunnel. I went like through Brooklyn, I guess. Because I ended up going over the Verrazano to go to South Island. Oh, he shot through San Island. Yeah. And we were going to do a pop-by, but it was like 1130 at night. I wasn't even home. Oh, you know, we're even home? I got home yesterday. When did you go? Last night. Oh, no, I got home last night. Yeah, but it was a little bit too late. And I'm like, it's like, you would think something was seriously wrong. If I'm like, cue, cue, back on your door to 1130 at night. You start loading the shotgun. I got a lot. Something's up. Something's up.

Yeah. So I, um, what time did you get home? I got home at like 12.30. Oh, it's so late. Yeah. Oh, dude. At 12, I'm so used to go in the bed at like 11. Like, I go to bed at 1230. I can't fall asleep. I'm lying in bed until 3. Then I wake up at 7 because that's normal, like usually I wake up at 6 for Sage, but I woke up. I slept an hour later, got up at 7. So it's like four hours and then I feel nauseous. Like, you know, when you feel nauseous when you get up, like you don't have enough sleep and shit. It was. And that's today. That was today.

Yeah. That's why they asked getting them for some ibuprofen. But on the way home, I was like, I don't think I can drive at night for the most part anymore. I couldn't see shit, dude. I couldn't see anything. I'm going to tell me. You need your blue blockers. I guess that's what I got to get, man.

Do they work? Because I'll get them. They do. We use them for shooting. The, uh, those types of yellow sunglasses. What are you shooting? Guns. You shoot guns?

I have a gun. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do that. Yeah, but for shooting, yeah.

It's the same lens. You shooting at the sun? Why you're staring directly. No, I'm the sun. No, it just takes out of here. It takes out from Satan, I tell you. It takes out all the UV light. So it just makes things crisper and clear.

You need that glare. What you're having is those, that X, right? You're seeing like all the, I forget what it's called, but it's a certain effect. Oh, like a halo. Yeah, that's what you're seeing, right? I'm seeing halos, and I can't see the lines on the road. Like, I can't see it like I'm really paying attention to stay

and laying out I'm so fucking tense. Why don't you have your 20-something-year-old wife drive who can see in the dark? I'm the man. There's a green off in the ravine. Don't forget who the man is. You're going to be man

fucking scraped up and putting a bucket if you fucking... You're right. As you crash into a fucking tree. Those are blue blockers. That's what I need. Yeah, I told you, man. Get yourself some blue blockers.

Amber Vision. this guy's happy. Oh my God, look at what assholes they look like. I look over at my wife, she's going to be like, I've made a huge mistake. Night vision. Look at the guy. Oh, he's even got glasses on any. Everybody's really happy when they put them on, too.

Because they can see. Instant smile. Yeah, you're like, I'm not going to crash. Yeah, I struggle with the same thing at times. We drove to Long Island last night. Long Island. Yeah, and never again to forget it. What did you go out there for?

There was a haunted head. hamburger shack that Frank demanded we see? First of all, I didn't demand it. We see it. He put it all on me. I saw it. It's a haunted hamburger house. It was called.

It's a haunted house themed restaurant that serves these haunted burgers. Looks really, really cool. All I did was send a text and say, hey, this looks pretty cool. Next time I'm down. We should probably do something like it. Estonically, yes, awesome. Let's do it. Once we get into traffic, it's all my fault.

I had to go and do this. I, you know, we're going to die. because you had to have a hamburger two hours in this car? Just the two of you? The ladies are... The ladies in the backseat. Green with me.

They were... Yeah. This is your full front. Yeah. All of them. He turned all of them on me. All of them in the chair. What was it?

Like, how was the place? Was it worth the... I thought it was very good. It was cool. I didn't think it was an hour and a half almost dying multiple times worth it. How did you almost die? Because I can't see.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, in traffic. I take it. I take the wrong exits when I shouldn't take exits. Yeah. And I blame, you know, because I have three people in the car, but yet they can't tell me to take an exit. Well, it's our fault.

But what about, nobody has, like, ways up and going or? We had the GPS going. Okay. All right. This place looks cool, though. It was cool. What it needs is it needs an investor to, um, dressing up a bit. Well, to influx a little bit more cash into it.

I think if they had a little bit more budget, they could do something cool because last night was Stranger Things Night, and they had somebody dressed up as Vecna bringing your hamburger. Yeah. Which was really cool. They had somebody dressed as 11, but it looked like a Cupid doll. Do the gallery. The food was excellent, too, though. Yeah?

And it's called, what's it called? The Haunted House of Hamburger. It was probably the last exit on Long Island, though. Okay. As we were driving. Yeah, there's the vector guys. Yeah, not bad. He's dancing.

Yep. We didn't do any trivia or anything now. No, no. It's in a sex swing. What's going on? on. Well, that's the Vecna swing. Oh, is it?

Okay. Okay. I get that. It was cool. It was cool. Yeah. This is cool. But I think it needs, it needs, like, it's a great idea.

Like, it's better than a great idea. I think it's a phenomenal idea, but I think it needs somebody with a little bit more artistic vision and a bit deeper pocket. And you could do something. Right. Amazing. Plus, it also was packed up. So maybe they don't need it because, like, there was, we had to have reservations. Which we were late for.

Wow. there's 11. Yep. That's cool, man. I'm into this. As we were driving down there, this was one of the things that almost got us killed. There was a van that had a loud speaker. Play the video.

They had a loud speaker on top of it with a television attached to the outside of the van, and it was playing religious music. But we didn't know what it was, though. We were just talking normally. And then, like I said to myself, why is our radio have religious music coming through it? I turned it up and it wasn't religious music. We couldn't figure it out. I'm not lying to you for a sec.

I'm drawing something very, I'm doing a comp. I remember I told you guys? After Tim passed away, I was like, I'm going to make my own comic, I'm going to write it. I'm working on it now and it's very satanic. Okay.

Nice. So satanic that I'm like, I'm scaring myself. You're worried about your soul. Yeah. So then when all of a sudden, like I'm driving along and I hear all this God music and we can't figure out where it's coming from.

I'm like, oh my God, God's talking to me. Yeah, he wants me to stop doing this comic book because it's too satanic for my soul. It's time, people. What's spoken to me?

And we could not figure out where it was coming from until finally we realized it was in a car, like three or four spaces behind us. But the music, it was so loud. It literally sounded like you were in the car. And then he was just fascinated by this van and wanted to get behind it and look at the screen of what they were playing behind it

or what they were playing. Yeah, here it is. Oh, that music did you hear. Wow. That's how loud it is. We're in the car. That's distracting, man. They do that in Manhattan, too.

They part these religious trucks on the corner and blast this music. I don't get it. That's got to be illegal. It's got to be. It's a distraction. But I argued it, why is it illegal, though? It's a distraction. I mean, it's pretty loud.

It's pretty loud. Right. Like, it almost looks at an emergency vehicle. Yeah. But maybe it was an emergency vehicle for people's souls. That's true. I haven't thought of it like that. But really, why is it illegal?

like he wanted to call the cops from the car. I'm like, no. I wouldn't go that far, but then, yeah, he wanted to call the cops and, like,

a report of immediately like what road we were on and everything. Yes, if I knew where we were, that's what would have happened. Do what's right. They had television screens

mounted all on the outside of their cars playing videos. Yeah, how's that distracting? And intrusive. It's like, fuck off, man. Why you listen to your music?

Yeah. Whatever. That is when we do, when we talk in the car, well, going back to the GPS stuff, like, that's when me and Marybeth do talk.

when I'm like listening to the GPS and she's like, turn here. And I'm like, leave me alone because she always tells. She's the worst sense of direction. She'll always tell me to go the wrong way. So like, I learned this slowly. Like, oh, turn here. So I would turn. And then it would be like, do, do, do, do.

Like the fucking goddamn. Oh. Recalibrating. And I'm like, I couldn't tell if you was yelling at your GPS talking to you or Mary Beth at first. Like, wasn't sure who you were yelling at in this when you're telling this story. Oh, Mary Betts the one got yelled at. See, that's the opposite.

Like, they'll let me drive off the wrong way. and be like you went the wrong way. Why don't you tell me before I did it? Why? Why? Why would you not tell me? 20 minutes from home, you make the wrong turn. Now it's like 40 minutes from home.

Geez. I got a couple spots here, boys. Let me knock these out. All right. And I got big news. Whoa. Yeah, Big Johnson news. Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm. Is our the little pitter? patter of Johnson feet going being announced right now? Funny you should say that. No. Not for me.

Your sisters have another baby? Pitter pattern would be sucked up by a vacuum. Your sister's having another baby? No, not my sister. Eric. Oh, Eric just, he just called us yesterday and announced that he's having a little girl.

Oh, that's awesome. Congratulations. He's had a longtime girlfriend, this woman, Ellen. And she has a little kid, too. She has a little daughter that's a four years old. Wow. Hey, good for him, man. So now she'll have a big sister built in, you know. Very cool.

Yeah. When did he tell you? Last night. Does this make Mary Beth go like, I want a little. Nope. She wants a kid less than I do, I think. Oh, okay. Like, if she was like, oh, I'm pregnant.

Like, I probably like, well, I'm going to be fucking 100 when the kid graduates high school. But oh, well. What can you do? But yeah, she's totally anti-kis. She does not want a kid at all. She has her dog. That's who she wants. So she's a little.

all good. Yeah, so going to be an uncle again. Congratulations. Yeah. But a girl, so the Johnson bloodline still dies with us. That's a sign.

That's a good sign, yeah. That's God saying, like, enough. Enough Johnson. He did this to only two other names, I can recall. Hitler and the Johnson. He said, that's it. He drew the line of the sand. The bloodline is over.

Why do they keep trying? I'm going to ask Edgar how he feels about it. Really? I'll ask him because I know it like, it doesn't bother me. It wouldn't bother me. No, it doesn't bother me. But I wonder if Edgar's like, oh, that's it. Like I don't have a grandson that can carry on the name.

There's plenty of Johnson's out there. That's the best thing about your name. Yeah, they could always be like that. Yeah, I'm related to that Johnson. Magic Johnson. Yeah, that's my that's my one-wise cousin. He's the famous successful Johnson. Yeah, he's the one we all like to talk about.

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Nope. There they are. Q, you on Plex? What's Plex? Yeah. Plex. What is Plex? Plex is a website or an app that, I don't know how you would describe it.

It's a site where you join up and you have people friend you. And then you can watch anything in the, our media library. Oh, okay. So I expose my... Well, this is a hard drive separate from your computer, I think, right? No. So it's a hard drive content on a computer?

I don't have any hard drive. I just, I just, this just allows me to watch. Okay. Zillions of shows as long as I can keep accumulating more and more friends. And I want to announce my account name on Plex. But don't you have to share your stuff with them as well? You don't have, that's the beauty. I don't have anything to share.

I'm never going to have anything to share. But what about your magic box? It's not as magic as I thought it was. It doesn't have the Donnie Marie variety show. What the fuck's it worth that? Bullshit. It doesn't have pink lady and Jeff. Not those in-demand things.

It doesn't have Runjo Run. But my name on Plex is the letter J-S-B-30. And if you want to friend me on Plex, I'm friending everybody. Right now, I'm trying to get to 100. I'm close. What? All right. So wait. I log into Plex. I create a Plex. And then you put in a search bar any show that you can remember from your childhood or before. And it'll pop up then. And it'll, and if any of the people you're, you are friends with, if they have it in their library, you can watch it for free. And this is legal?

Yes. It sounds like the early days of that. It's kind of like, remember, lime wire back in the day. That's what it is, I think, for television. Pink Lady and Jeff, not Pink Ladies. That's your porn. Yeah. It is amazing. I've been, I was, I was, I didn't leave the house for a week.

Not because of this, but because I was, I was, I had some health issues and Teddy was sick. So we, me and Teddy just watched, Plexed the entire week. Okay. And I type in anything. And a lot of the people I'm friends with have the have it so I can watch it for free. How did you make these friends so far? I announced it in an ad for TSD.

And I said, Declan tacked this on. But now I'm doing it in the show because I need more Plex accounts. Like Infinity Stones, I want them. I want somebody with the biggest Plex library of friend me that has everything from when TV began to now. Okay. And I know that person's out there. I don't know if he listens to TSD, though. But somebody knows him.

Yeah, somebody might know him. Might be a friend of a friend of a friend. And then maybe they can do me the hookup. Okay. My wing man, a woman. I'm new to this. So I just downloaded it. Based off of your recommendation, I downloaded.

Frank is right. Making a plea right now for friends. Go ahead. Frank number five at gmail.com. How do you do it all out? Yeah. How do you do the number? You spell it all out.

F-R-A-N-K-N-B-E-R-F-I-V-E at Gmail. So if I, friend you. It won't do you any good. Because you have nothing. I have nothing, yes. So I can't even go off of your friends. Nothing. Because I'm dying to see the Corey Feldman versus the world documentary. That's what I'm trying to find. Is that, that's on, I thought that was on Apple now? Yeah, you could buy it off of YouTube. It's like three bucks, though. Oh. Oh. Now I get it. You guys aren't able to steal it. Yeah, exactly.

I do like with the VC box. It's onplex, too. So somebody has it. Somebody's got it. Somebody has it. I don't know if it's one of my friends, but maybe. Maybe. I do enjoy how, like, with the VC box and Plex, you keep trying to sell a guy whose main industry is TV on stealing TV. He always has this look on his face like, I don't know. But what we're stealing, like, again, is a victimless crime. We're talking about shows from the 80s that nobody wants. It's not unavailable other places.

Yeah, it's almost like lost media. There's only four episodes of Ron Joe Run to be in known existence. But maybe there's somebody out there that has a. fifth episode that's never been seen. It doesn't even realize they haven't. Okay, sure. Yeah. Well, it's great. I just, like, how does this stuff go? Like, how do they not shut this down? Because it's, you're sharing it with friends, though, so it's not like you're selling it. I guess, yeah. Two seasons of a row show run a total of, what was that say? 23, 26 episodes, but only four are known to exist. The rest are, the rest have been taped over or lost.

Oh, man, that's a bummer. Oh, there's plenty of media out there. Like, you never heard of Lost Media? No, I have, but it's just specifically about Run Joe Run, like it's sad. Yeah, I don't think it'll ever happen in our lifetime. I don't think there's any. Actually, I shouldn't say that. There's something about Rick and Morty that is, they did this special thing on Spike,

and people are looking for it and nobody has it. Because nobody recorded it at the time. I guess they didn't, nobody thought to record it, so nobody has it. I was looking at all the listing of all the lost media, and I was like, I bet you, There's nothing in the sense. Wow, Rick and Mori's weird because it's animation, so they have to have those files.

I think it was to Spike TV did this special thing for it, though, and Spike TV didn't save it. Right. Weird. That's weird on this day and age that they don't see everything. Yeah. Well, that's what was the big thing with MTV? People are like, what's going to happen to all that programming from 40 years now that MTV's

gone? Like, does anybody give a fuck enough to hold on to it all? Oh, yeah. Probably, yeah. I mean, you have like all the videos, you got all the shows, headbangers, ball, those 90s shows. So much original programming that MTV did.

Yeah, if it wasn't saved by MTV, like nobody else, but like somebody at a private home on a VCR would only be able to save it. That's what I'm saying. There is no more MTV. So wherever they're even, I mean, I'm sure they have a parent company, right? Paramount. Well, they have, I think it is. I guess if they found it they deemed it worthy to keep in the vault or keep it on dad or

whatever to have they do it. I hope so. because it in a hundred years will be a pop culture fucking goldmine. Like even just MTV news where they did reports on all the going on's in the industry. It would be fascinating to watch 50 years. Yeah, Martha Quinn.

Yeah, Martha Quinn out there doing it. I mean a blackwood. Yeah. Mark Goodman. Mark Goodman, yeah. Ed Loder. Ed Loder. Kurt Loder.

Kurt Loder. I said Ed Loder was on our class in seventh grade. So what's the one thing you've stumbled across that you're like, holy shit. Probably Pink Lady and Jeff. It is absolutely one of, it's deemed one of the worst shows that's ever aired. It only aired for six weeks. Was that Cinemarty Croft?

It was Sinomarty Croft. And it was about these, it was, they pluck two Japanese pop stars or two ladies. They can barely speak English and they teamed them up with this comedian for a variety show and then they realize that they can't talk so they have to limit their usage in the variety show and the only reason I even know about it is because Alice Cooper performed live on it. Oh, really? And that's how I did some research and I found out that it's pretty hard to find and streaming nowhere, but one of my Plex friends gave me a hookup.

Nice. Why was it so bad? Just really bad. There's a bunch of hot chicks and bunny outfits there. When you watch the episode, you would be like, oh my God, this is written by like a 10 year old. Yeah. The comedy is not, it's so primitive and so,

I don't even want to use the word innocent. It's just bad. Yeah. Has red buttons. But it's so bad. It's great. I hear it. Like, I cannot stop watching it.

I'd rather watch that than over something critically acclaimed. Okay. I really would. There's no doubt about it. Oh, sure. Robbie the robot? Yeah. It's like, yes.

Who's who? Uh, Pink Lady. I can't remember the real names of Pink Lady, but they would sell out stadiums in the 70s in Japan. For some reason, an American producer was like, well, it'll work over here too. Yeah. It did. But when did you first watch it?

I remember it airing when I was, it aired in 1980. I remember seeing it in TV Guide and promos, but I never watched it. When I got into an Alice Cooper craze, I was doing a deep dive, and I was like, he performed a song I liked on a show called Pink Lady and Jeff and that's how I was like, oh, I fucking remember that. Right. All right. That robot looks cool, man.

Yeah. Robbie the Robot, never let us down. Nope. Great design. What was he? Why was he in so many things? He was in Forbidden Planet for the first thing. That's the first time you see Robbie to Robot.

And then I believe, whoever owned Universal, which I believe was NBC, right? Yeah, NBC Universal. Yeah, that sounds right. They took him. and used him and utilized him in TV shows. Right. Because it was easier just to, like, well, the art department doesn't have to make a robot. We got Robbie sitting in fucking storage.

Right, but Robbie was a full on character, as I recall, right? Like, he was, he was like a family member. He appeared in other movies. There was a Will Mummy from Lost of Space, I think, was in a movie with him. He was in Twilight Zone. Yeah. He was in, like, it's weird to, it's like taking R2D to him, just putting him in another show. and like it's not R2DG's. Wait, what?

The weirdest appearance of Robbie de Robot is in, is in Morg and Mindy. He is in, he's not called Robbie to Robot, but it's the robot. And he is in a museum. And Morque, Robin Williams, comes to visit him every night and talk to his robot friend. And then he starts to power down and he dies. And Morke can't save him. So you see like Robin Williams go off the deep end in depression because Robbie

And dies on screen where he's like where he's talking to Mork about how he was he was happy that he made one friend in his existence. Before he could say the word friend, his power dies. And then like, and Mindy cannot bring Mork out of his doldrums. He's out of press. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, there, there it is. Man, get him.

You're fast. What does he dress does? What is that, a mailman? Yeah, I can't remember why he's a mailman. I mean, he was basically on Coke the entire production of Morkman. And Mindy. So I think they just let him do whatever you want. He's like, I'm going to get a man.

I'm going to say. Okay, Robin. Whatever you want. But look how good he looks in that. Look at that HD fucking print of Working Mindy. It looks great. It looks great. Oh, man.

It sucks that he killed himself. Who, Robbie? Oh, no. He was dealing with some health issues, too. That's why. Yeah. Still, it's just like he was such a big part of my childhood. Now everything I watch with him, it's like,

There's people out there who don't like, who are like, don't understand Robin Williams. Like, don't find him funny and find him annoying. I'm like, how do you? They didn't grow up in the 80s and 90s. Sunday Jeff did. Oh, well, Sunday Jeff is unique. You know. I like his dramatic stuff, I think, more than his comedic stuff.

Yeah. Like, when he was, like, freaking out and just like, like, stream of consciousness, like, jumping on couches on talk shows and shit, I'm like, I don't get it. He's like, like, making all those weird noises. Yeah. I didn't get it. it. Yeah, I got to say I didn't get it. Hmm. But what about like when he did

like his comedies? Like, you're not, you're going to hate on his doubtfire? Oh, no, no. Oh, all right. Oh, you just mean these public appearances and stuff? Yeah, like when he was like trying to, and probably again was coaked up, like it was trying to like, be wacky and shit on talk shows. Okay. Did you ever see him in that movie, the final cut? No. It's a good movie. It's underrated. Yeah.

It's really good. He's really good at it. He did a great two-episode stint on, uh, Law and Order SVU And where he's a bad guy He was like Was he a bomber? Boms Robin Williams On SVU

I think he was a bomber Yeah And like he was played And it was like weird It was like he was not played for like a funny villain Like he was played like an evil motherfucker There was a rook In a real life

Do you know he befriended the chimp that could sign No Coco? Yeah Really? And like Coco like was a super attached to Robin Williams, and he came to see Coco on Coco's deathbed. Oh.

And when he saw Robin for first time in a long time, he signed Friend. Oh, man, that's heartbreaking. Yeah. Then Coco. Just like the robot, just like Robin. Yeah, it was basically the same plot line from working with meandy. Oh, man. Yeah, he was bummer when he died.

Yeah, it was a special human being. I thought so. I mean, you know, but just as a kid, you were like, Like, this guy's the best. Oh, as a kid, sure. Yeah. Watching Morgan, Mindy was, like, the best. Um, but.

No more. No more. No more. No more. Even like Aladdin, him doing the genie's voice. Yeah. I don't get more iconic than that, really. Yeah.

He's the one voice you remember. Yeah. Yeah. Street. And, uh, and, uh, and, uh, also, uh, what was, uh, what's his name, Gilbert. Wasn't he also in? Oh, Yago. Yeah, yeah, he was. He was huge, right? Of course, you can't leave that out.

They're both gone. Yeah. It's gone. Wow. Gilbert, I got to know a little bit before we went. But, Robin Williams, you know, it's just like, I got to have lunch with Gilbert, the first cruise.

Oh, yeah. First cruise, yeah. Like, there's that room for the talent and thing. Yeah, yeah. Spinnaker. Spinnaker lounge. Yeah. And he was in there. So I sat with him and we talked. I was like, this is fucking a meat. Like this is a once in a lifetime type situation. Then he started doing this James Mason impression to a five year old for like 10 minutes. He's got no idea what's going on. Kid doesn't know what the fuck. The first thing he did when he got on the boat, we had him on the impractical jogers crews one year. And the first thing he, like, he boards the boat,

looks at us and goes, and whatever the numbers are supposed to be, let's say he's supposed to do three shows an hour each over the course of the cruise. The first thing he says is like, can I do one, one, one set of a half hour? He was really like, I just want to do as little as possible. And we were like, wow. Like we paid a lot of money for you to be here. Yeah. You're like a marquee name, bro.

Yeah. And he used to be, he used to like, he told me this story. He would be wandering the streets of Manhattan and see like, craft services for a movie. or like law and order. And he would just walk up to the craft services because he was Gilbe Gaffrey, they would just assume that he was on the show. And he was just, he goes,

I would eat free all over the city. You know, like that's not being great. He used to talk about that on Stern. Like how whenever he went to a hotel, he had, he had tons of samples under his bed like, like, uh,

like shampoo and soap and that kind of stuff. Like he had them all stored under his bed. Yeah. Great. When he was in the hospital, Howard Stern went to see him and like he was asking Howard, like, I thought it was like underwear or something.

He asked him the, bring him. Like, he was asking Stern if you could bring him under. It was some weird fucking request that he made. That's one of the things. I mean, Giddle will tell you. He was on it. Like, that's one of the vital things you need, right?

Underwear. Yeah, Rupert was washing his drawers for him. Yeah. It's not, no joke, man. I mean, you can't have access to underwear. Your fucking life fucking changes. I got to say that's a, Rupert's a good friend because, like, if I'm getting him, I'm like, before I go

into the hospital, I'm buying all new underwear. But he didn't know he was going. Oh, that's true. That's true. Yeah, it was a shock. send somebody to the store to buy me all in the underwear. But to be like, wash my panties? That's too much.

Run over the polls. He wishes he on a mic so badly right now. Okay. I watched Rob's house before when he's been on vacation. I know he has a top loading washing machine and my clothes were in a bag. So all he had to do was just dump the clothes. Still, though. It's an ass. He's got to pick him out, though. I've picked up his dog's poop for him. So he's a great buddy.

Yeah, he is. Yeah. That's a kind of buddy to you. I don't think Carl would pick up my underwear. Any of your buddies? Would they do your laundry? Specifically your underwear? I don't think so.

Your meundies? You had to get them, yeah. You need to clean underwear. I would do it for you too. I'd bore your me undies. That's true, yeah. I would buy you guys just bring me underwear. Yeah, you let me do it.

I'd be like, yeah, your underwear got eaten up by the wash machine. I was going to wash them. I got to wash them. I got to be the theater three minutes ago. Okay. So I got to run. We'll wrap it up then. Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Great.