Tell Em Steve-Dave - #670: Tinker Bell

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

Q turns 50, Bry has a sexy weekend, Trash can update, parade float death, Bob Barker controversy. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

I mean, you can't expect get him to be it to do the work of two office coaches, can you? He's not even doing the work of one. I'll just leave the window over, but a squirrel could come in and it'll be the same fucking thing. That's my office coach. Talley. We could supply a coach if you need a coach, Mr. Quinn. There's plenty of homeless men in their 40s. Who are, would leap at the chance to be your office coach.

Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. We got one, two, three, four guys here ready to fucking chat and talk and banter. Right, cue? We're going to banter it up, man. We're going to fucking banter. People love that. They love banter.

Yeah. What's he got to first? Walt, what do you think? Q's 50th birthday? I mean, he still seems he's recovering from his 50th birthday. It sounds, feels. It's been an ongoing festival of celebrations of which last night was a born burner. Yeah.

My friend brought over a $200 bottle of tequila and we killed it. Did you eat the worm? Did we know a worm? What are you asking? Just because he's got to get stroke with another guy? Yeah, how are you talking about? What does that mean? That is the worm in my throat?

Yeah. this one. I've actually, I don't think I've ever actually seen that in person. I don't think so. Yeah. But I would. Really? I would. Just for the, I'd love to sit here before you, Walt, and tell you, yeah, man, I did it like a true Mexican. I guess, I don't know. I have read stories, though, about, like, kids, like, licking slugs. And then they go, they, they, they, they become paraplegic. Oh, that kid in Australia or something? Yeah. I would not. Just to be in a drunken party haze. Eat the slug out of the tequila bottle because...

I don't think tequila makers are putting death-inducing worms into their... What type of worm is it? Look that up. I think it's like one of those superworms, like one of those... A superworm? Like what they gave to the lizards. What? He points to me like, yeah, I should know what he's talking about.

Get on and get him. No, we went to that The exotic pet place Oh, okay From way back, way back way. How's it going around here? So what was the... It's a magway worm.

Oh. Magway? Yeah. So what was some of the hijinks to celebrate 50? Do you Yeah? Do you feel like you still party

like a 30-year-old? Is it definitely partying like a 50-year-old? Doesn't look like it. It looks like he's partying like a 30-year-old. Well, he's partying, but he's having the recovery time of a 50-year-old. This is a bad one. This is bad. Like, this is like driving and like everything's like feeling nauseous and sick.

I haven't gotten like this in a long time. That's awful. I got a little ahead of myself last night. I was having too much fun and I just stopped counting. And then, you know, when you see the empty bottle at the end of the next day, you're like, oh, I'm responsible for at least half that. And you always promise yourself in the beginning of the night, like, I'm going to drink one drink. and then water. One drink, then water. And then the water never comes.

And then you're like, ah, these ice cubes melted. No, it was good. It was, it was good. I went down to Key West and, uh, got trapped, poor guy. I got trapped there for a couple extra days. My flight got canceled. No, I know, but it was rainy and cold the whole time. Oh, was it? Yeah. It was a bummer, but I was there for spring break.

And it was like a, it was like a perfect storm of spring break. and St. Patrick's Day, which I wasn't supposed to be there for. I was supposed to be Manhattan. And then, like, so it was, it was fun down there. But I handled it like a pro. There was no hangovers or anything like that. Oh, okay. And not until you got back home.

Last night was the breakdown, yeah, yeah. Will this end the 50th? I think so. I'm back to work now. I'm in the office five days a week, so it's like, you know. You still got a little bit of Sunday left. Yeah. I'm a drink on the way home.

It's a liquor store downstairs at a bar. We ordered a pizza last night at like 11 o'clock at night. And rather than wrap it up properly, I just shoved the whole box into the fridge. So when I go home, I'm going to be seeing what's left in that box. It's just fucking eating it. What time is it right now? It is 140.

So you've got about 10 hours. Hey, it's out of prison now. So maybe we can go down and score some real fucking good shit. All right. Come on. Now you're talking. He's on the straight and narrow now. No, I think I'm just going to, I think, I think, you know, we're going to blow the flag on the event.

You know, I've celebrated enough. What more am I going to do? Well, I got your birthday present. Hey, really? Yeah, I did. Oh, that's sweet of you, bud. I wasn't expecting that. Well, it's, it is the 50th birthday.

Right. You know, just a little something to, you know, how much. And I really think you're going to dig it. It looks like a tombstone. It sounds like a tombstone. It actually is a tombstone. It is a tombstone. It's not what you think, though.

Oh, what is it? This is the Death of Superman, the Absolute Edition, with the limited edition tombstone. This is the definitive collection of the story in oversized hardcover with a, with a tattered. Superman Cape book cover. Really? This is one of the sweetest collected editions

that has ever been produced and they're pretty rare and I thought if anybody deserved one on his 50th, it was you. Dude, thank you, man. I'm so touched. This is right up my alley.

I love this. I figured you'd like this one. I know this was a seminal part of your comic book collecting. And I was like, if somebody deserves to own this, I thought it was you.

I will definitely like, you got it to the right person appreciate it because I'm in love with it. It's heavy, too. It's like a tombstone. It's so thick. The tombstone slip case is about the size of a monopoly box. I guess you'd say it's huge.

It is only 1992 or 1993 additions because of the year it came out. When did you, when did this come out? Oh, God. I don't know, baby about a month ago. Fuck, dude, thank you. No problem. And then you don't like hugs, but can I give you a hug for my birthday? Yeah.

All right. Oh, wow. We should have the cameras rolling. I know. This happens only like once every, like, Haley's Comet. Too late. Too slow. Too slow.

Oh. You want to do a recreation? Yeah, it's not the same. It won't be the same. I'm 75. Yeah. Dude, I'm so touched and also psyched. Yeah.

I got one. Yeah. And it is mind-blowing. You will be, like, tickled to death with all the extras that are in there. Really? All the reproductions. of all the things that were in the original. Oh, wow.

It is, it is one of the most sweetest, um, collectibles that DC has put out ever, in my opinion. It is. I can't wait to get it. You know,

Mike Carlin just texted me. Uh, I haven't answered me yet. Uh, he said happy birthday, yeah. What? Yeah, and that funny?

And he, he wasn't able to fucking swing a, I didn't know this existed. I have the answer his text. Is he still working at TC? No, he's retired now. Oh.

How do you have Mike Carlin on the speedout? For those who don't know, he was the editor of the Superman titles during the Triangle era or the biggest era of Superman probably since the 50s. He's a true comic book love. It's his whole life. He loves it. And I was, I think I told this there for. I was at Comic Con in San Diego before the pandemic. And this guy comes out to me.

And he's like, hey, man, can I get a picture? you know he's kind of like you know I don't want to interrupt can I get a photo and I looked at him and I go you're you're Mike Carlin how to fuck do you know who he is how do you know his picture I'm not big of a fan like I'm that this was my role back in the night that is wild that you knew the editor what the editor look like is it because comic book creators you know before the internet toiled in obscurity what they what they look like yeah but remember like I was reading it wizard magazine would do interviews with them and they would have photos of it was a different kind of fan of it was a different kind of fan them back then. You had a picture of him in your locker at high school. You, where's Christine Brinkley? Who the fuck's I from? Behind that middle-aged student a Hawaiian shirt. And I was wearing the death of Superman watch with the different Superman.

And I go, dude, you're Mike Carlin. I was like, can I get a picture with you? And we became buddies. And, you know, we email once, twice a year. So, yeah, it's so funny that I'm going to send them a picture of this. be like, look, my boy got me. Now, you deserve it. 50's a big.

Thank you, man. I love it. Thank you. I mean, I legitimately love that. Thank you. I can't wait to get home and... Yeah, crack it open and let me know what you think. It's so funny.

This is how lame I am. And I guess if you want to look at it one way. But I was, when I was down in Florida, I was driving the golf cart. And I was thinking of the panel in this... I mean, this is, this is so weird where Dune's Day standing on, like, the hill and a bird lands on his and he crushes it. That was in my head the other day

and I was like, I wonder if there's a story about that bird. Like I wonder if there's like, you know, you could do like fun comic book backups. Like a little six page story. Yeah,

about that bird's day before you. And it went into my head and I was like, so it's just so funny how that came together. It's so cool, man. That is, you know, one of my,

the piece of the year for me. Really? In my collection, I was like, This is so cool. It's great. Would you get this, the secret satch? You got it through them?

Yeah. No discount. Oh, dude, it is awesome, man. Thank you. I love it. No problem. Happy birthday. Thank you.

Nice. So, Brian, what do you got? I left it in the car. Oh, okay. I got you the same thing, so now I feel embarrassed. Oh, man. Oh, man. Another thing while I was down there.

I was thinking about Ginnom, too. And I was thinking about what you said about, you know, maybe if we lead with love a little bit, it'll help. Right. And I've decided to, well, maybe not go as far as you was suggesting, but to celebrate him a little bit more. His positive attributes. There you go. Yeah. Not the overflowing garbage can.

It is wild that today is Sunday. He self-proclaimed Sunday Garbage Day in that can. I empty it Sunday night. I throw everything out there. I took a picture last week. Okay. I'm here to celebrate. Yeah.

Don't take this the wrong way. This is just for us to get into your headspace so we know how to proceed and how to handle things. But just give me just an honest answer to like if you know he's coming and he's mentioned the garbage can, why not move emptying the garbage can a little earlier in the day? I don't understand that. Can you just tell us why? Because we're recording stuff tonight, so it's going to get stuff put it. More stuff's going to go into it. I don't think so.

Not the way that garbage can looks. So, so in your head. There's garbage and wrappers around it because more garbage can't fit in it. And again, and this is all just so we understand you and we, and we, you know, act accordingly. It's impossible to empty it twice on Sunday? It's, I have to go down the back steps to get to the dumpster. So it's a little extra tough for me because there's no elevator down to there. So I like to do it.

You could empty it though in the front in one of the cans, like one of the cans in front of the store. That doesn't do recycling. So we have it's recycling and trash. You asked you got to answer. And but there's a box out front. You can see it's all just recycling. When he found out that I was hung over, he went got me pediolite and brought it right in without it, without even like, he just put it on the table. He didn't make a big deal.

out of him. He's going to charge you for it. That's all right. That's okay. He's going to build me. Petalate ain't free. So that's what I'm saying. You know what I mean?

That's a right off. That's cool. That's a good friend. Let me help you out. Yeah. Yeah. So you got that going for you. So yeah, I was thinking of Superman.

So it's spring break. There's all these beautiful women everywhere like party and going nuts at St. Patrick's in bikinis? Everybody's in green. Too cold. The weekend before. There's no real beach. down there's some beaches.

Oh, no, there's some beaches. Are there? Okay. Yeah, it's a, it's a, you know, and I'm, and I'm thinking of get him and Superman. So, you know, that's where I'm at. But back, back to work. Back to IJ. Grind. Back to I was in the office a couple days already last week. And this week starts the full-time grind. What time you got to be there? It's a little nebulous when you're the best.

What time are you supposed to be there? What time does cue roll? There's no supposed to be time. I usually like to give them the morning. So like I try to get there around noonish. Yeah. Buy lunch for everybody. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. And then not every day. No, not every day. Not every day. Who's everybody? How many staff? I know. What kind of staff?

What kind of number are you buying? How many people are you buying for? Well, maybe five, six people. Okay, that's a lot. That's a respectable amount. That's at least a $250, $300 bill then, right? No, no, not that bad. Well, the bar tab after work was two and change.

But this means I get to come in a noon. You know, everybody's happy to see me at noon. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, I don't do it as much as I should. I don't do as much as I should. But yeah, usually around noon. I like to give them the morning to, like, gossip and get caught up.

Gossiping about you? No, not about us. I just get caught up with each other. But why are you then, like, let's give them time alone? Because I would think they want to gossip about you guys then. If you gossip about me all they want, I don't mind. Yeah, you know, nobody wants to start the day with the boss right in your face. Yeah, right in your face first thing in the morning.

Like, everybody warm up a little bit. It's not like we have real jobs. We're writing a practical job. goers, everybody relax. Yeah. So you're not like the kind of guy that's like, you know, you take a, they hand you

a premise in your hotlet, you're like, this sucks. That's, that's Sal's job. My job is to go good enough, let's do this. The waistpast he was more overflowing than ours. So there is

roles that you guys have taken on. You're the guy that's like the easy going joker then Sal is the more like total line like kind of like well no no he's he's still friendly Sal his his standards are I think a little higher

than mine okay I like to roll with a with a this is good enough we'll make this funny attitude yeah he is a little bit more discerning Sal wants to understand how it's funny before we even get to it whereas I'm a little bit like which is great like yeah you need that you need that

I'm not my his I'm not saying my methods better than his, but, like, I think that's why we have, like, a good mix of stuff. He's about Murre. Murray. He's enthusiastic. He, he loves getting there and, and, uh, like, uh, finding fun things to do and stuff like that. And, uh, he's got like a more sunny, rosy, he dreams bigger than the rest of us.

Like, he likes bigger challenges and, and bigger, um, mountains to climb. Yeah, he likes that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. whereas I've always been firmly in the good enough camp. Yeah. That's good enough. Let's do it. Yeah. This is a fucking question.

You probably would get into an interview and be like, what the fuck? But is it hard this many years later to come up with fucking new shit? No. I mean, look, the writers have been with us forever. They're the best at what they do. You know, and then so like right away, they're thinking year-round. you know, they come strapped with like packets

and they're just funny, funny people. So it's not that hard. Punishments are always the hard part. Challenges, we could also be like, which ones did we like from last year? I'll be doing.

What haven't we done since season two? So it's a little bit easy. But punishments are always the, that's, you know, everybody's got to be on their A game a little bit and come up with good stuff. And it is harder every year,

but we managed to do it. Yeah. But it's good. It's good to be back and see everybody and shit like that. Although we had the office last year. Our office, you know, we didn't know if we were coming back. So we gave up the office, like,

tear down all the custom walls we put up, everything. And now we're back in that same office. And, but it's like, it's all. There's no walls anymore. It's just a chanky open thing with like patches all over the wall. So it's like we're like, yeah, it's like, it's so funny because it looks like we're working in a slum somewhere.

You were talking about, I don't know if you ever did it Did you get your own personal office? I remember you mentioned it at one point. Oh, that was a long time ago. Yeah, I ended up not getting it. I came close. I was like, what am I doing? I'm not coming here.

You had posed it as like a like with a pinball machine Yeah, like a really like fun place to go. Yeah, I basically described my house, but in another location. Why the fuck am I spending money on another location when you go to stay in my house? Yeah. You'd have to get yourself an office coach.

You know, because we can't, you can't expect, get him to be it to do. Oh, I don't. The work of two office coaches, can you? He's not even doing the work of one. How could he do the work of two? He'll empty the, on Monday night. I'll just leave the window over to a squirrel, could come in and it'll be the same fucking thing.

That's my office coach. Talley. There he goes. Stumpy. I'm like, does this office come with a coach? So I have to bring my own. We can supply a coach if you need a coach, Mr. Quinn. There's plenty of homeless men in their 40s who are with leap at the chance to be your office coach.

One last bed at the Salvation Army. We can go get a secondhand couch at the Salvation Army. But put it right there in a corner, that'll be your office coaches. You'll never leave. You'll be here 24-7 at your disposal. Well, not really your disposal.

We'll use the word disposal around here, except Monday nights. We'll pre-nail all the windows. shut sir, so you can't get any fresh air. We know you like that. Can we drywall over the windows? That's an unusual request, Mr. Quinn. My office coach needs.

A windowless. I do have a baseball uniform, two sizes, too small. Those Hollywood, they're so, they're so weird. They're all like Michael Jackson. It was weird requests. Like so Monday nights the garbage goes out They're like no we we empty it every night What?

What? How much extra is that? That sounds like fancy coaching Really funny Yeah, great Yeah so I didn't get it anyway I'm an office What do I need another one for?

This you get a count this is part Like this is your office I never hear of you You know, I'm not here all the time, but I haven't heard once where you came in to brainstorm or just come in and kind of like work furiously at your laptop. I saw lunch. There's not a surface to put a laptop on in this fucking room. It's really not. I know I'm making a joke of it.

I mean, I guess I could knock the thing of nuts off the table over there with the melatonin next to it. Oh, boy. Well, if you call, maybe schedule a week before you're going to come in to work in the office, we can kind of make a little spot for you to put just enough room for your laptop. Maybe make a special trip to the dumpster. It is hysterical that that garbage is overflowing. Whatever. People are going to put more garbage in, Keel.

It's like making your better. Why the fuck would you make your bed? It's just going to sleep in it again. It's the point of any of this anymore. Do you subscribe to that? What's that? You're not making the bed? I don't make the bed, no.

I mean, but would you subscribe that if you were living alone and you didn't have someone there? Would you make the bed or would you leave it unmade? No, I would leave it on made. I've never been a bedmaker. I think that says a lot. That's about, like, anybody's personality with the kind of person who makes the bed and the kind of person who doesn't make the bed. Right. What do you think it says?

Not good stuff I'm sure Did you ever say those spiders that make fucking webs on LSD? That's the human equivalent No I would like it but like I don't know Mary Beth's of the same mindset as me I think she was like it would just want to occur to where to make it Oh yeah my wife makes the bed immediately after getting up

Yeah That's nice though Yeah. It is. It is and isn't, you know, it's kind of like. Is that why you sleep underneath it then? Not allowed to get back up there. Speaking of drinking, I was watching an episode of Columbo the other day, and I didn't think he drank.

But at a certain point, he mentioned that, I think on his wedding day, he doesn't remember a lot because he was so drunk. That would be a special occasion. Yeah? I imagine most of the time, most of the episodes take place with him on duty. Right. So maybe that's why you don't see him drink. But off duty, I would imagine, especially a wedding, I would think he would. At his own wedding at that.

He would celebrate it. Yeah, I just thought he was like a, I thought he was straight edge. I didn't know that. Columbo. That's a, that's a non-sequitur of getem caliber right there. Yeah. And out of nowhere. I was just thinking about it.

He's a cop. He's got a drink to dull the pain, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Hey, isn't any worse than me thinking of fucking Superman and that bird driving down? Well, I guess. It was prompted, though, at least by a gift about it. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, I'm trying to. I was thinking of him drinking last night. Oh, cute? Yeah. I'm sure he wasn't on duty solving a murder case like Columbus. No, probably not. Yeah. Let loose.

Let it rip. Where were you? Where the fuck are you coming from? Oh, I went to Maryland. What was in Maryland? A couple friends. Okay. That lived down there, so we went down to,

visit for the just for the night because the only day we could do tell him Steve Dave was on Sunday so I had to come back early this morning. Whose friends? Yours or Mary Betts? Both of ours.

Yeah, friends that we made on the IJ crews pretty much and went down there and hung out, went out to eat, shot the shit, had some jello shots like college girls. Nice. Not a $200 bottle of tequila.

Yeah. And nothing wrong with jellos shots. A little dollar shots. rala tequila will do the same fucking trick won't it? Thank you. I mean, it will.

Yeah, I mean, it didn't, I don't even know, like, this shiboluz got to be like a thousand dollar tequila, right? Sure. I don't even know how high, how high on the, like, I wouldn't know the difference in the fucking way, you know. You might, though, like, if you did them side by side, maybe one's lighter or.

I mean, smoother. I'm mixing it with soda and putting limes in it. Yeah. So we went down there, And then at night, never did this before. We went to an adult-oriented social club. Whoa. Yeah.

Well, what was this the plan going down there? Yeah. Well, what's that like? It was, that was the whole thing. I went to go there. I really wanted to people watch because I've always wanted to go to a club like that, but never had the opportunity. Would you describe it as a sex club? I think you could.

Okay. I didn't see any sex while I was there. What did you see? What goes on back then? Well, it was white night. There was like a white club. white party. What is happening?

Everybody dressed in white, like a ditty thing kind of, except like not ditty. Yeah. Right. So, uh, white party, which I didn't know how timely that was. Maybe the white party days were over. It's spring, baby. Yeah. You know? So I had my white shoes, my white pants, my white shirt.

Look like a, like a belong on the righteous gemstones or something. Oh, great. What were your expectations going into it? Were you like, we're going to, we're going to hit this club hard? We, no, not really. I just, I was more like, I'm going to sit back and just watch everybody. Right. Okay.

And had these friends of yours gone there before? Were they like, yeah, they had gone there before. They had scoped it out. They knew what was, yeah, they knew what was what. They showed us around once we got there. They had like all these different rooms with different themes and shit. Like one was like the bondage room. So they had like the X with the wrist restraints up top.

So hold on. All right. Where, what neighborhood, like what type of, walk me through the initial. driving up to this place? Like, is it a warehouse? Is it an old? It's, it's in back of like a respectable like Indian restaurant, I think. Okay. It looks like there's an Indian restaurant up front. It's like a strip mall type thing and then you just, you would drive around to the back to the way back. Yeah. And I mean, it's like the only one around too. Was it by invite only or anybody can just walk in? Well, you have to get, uh, you have to be like sponsored by somebody who's already a member.

So this couple is already a member. This couple's already a member. Yeah. So they were able to And then they... That's it? That's the one? Yep, that's it. Okay, it looks pretty... Yeah, it looks respectable. Yeah, it was... It was a lot cleaner.

The people were not as wild as I expected. Like, I just, like, I didn't know if, like, people were going to be walking around. Topless or... Nothing like that. Banging. No. You didn't see anything?

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing like that. What the hell is doing? I did see a girl give another guy a lap dance. Okay. Top off. So I saw that.

All right. All right. There was a poles, you know, like stripper poles. Mary Beth went up on a strip of pole for a little bit. And is it like other couples are watching? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, there's a bunch of people.

Right. Nobody has any shame on their face whatsoever? No, I think everybody's pretty like-minded. We're here to party. Yeah. Matty-Dati. Yeah. So that's what I did last night.

Went to this swing our club. But yeah, I can't report back anything that I was like, wow, holy shit. I didn't think I'd see that. Everybody was, like, pretty normal. Right. You know? It seemed to me I was like, me and Marybeth were talking about,

it reminded us of, like, fantasy fest, but in a room. Okay. You know, like that older crowd. Yeah. Maybe they needed someone to break the ice. Why don't you just go up there and just strip off all your white clothes?

You can jump on the pole? Yeah, just jump up on the pole. And, you know, like, hey, everybody. Pay attention to me. Let's get this party started. It's already been started. We've been partied for hours without you.

Okay. So the X, the bondage, yes. Right, right. You free use of it? They're like, hey, if you want to use it, just go use it. You have to, like, rent the room. Yeah, you sign up and then you rent the room for a little while. Wow.

How much is that? I don't know. I'm not sure. I think it was like 60 for a half hour or something like that. I could be totally wrong, though. 60 minutes more than I need. What time of the evening was this? We got there at like 9.30 at night.

Maybe the shit goes down after midnight. Well, we were there until like one in the morning. Shit never went down. In fact, people started leaving around that. Because I was, like, me and Mary Beth were like, we're going out at a time that we normally go to start going to bed. Yeah. Like, 9.30, 10 o'clock at night, you know, like, I haven't started the night in 10 o'clock at some time. No, quite a while.

Yeah, maybe like Key West. That was that. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. So they've gone before, and were they filling your head with stories of like, oh, we've seen shit going down. No, not really. Is there a membership

fee? Yeah, there's a membership fee. How much is it? Well, for us it was like, it was $31. Oh, you had to pay a membership fee. You're now a member? Yeah, well, we're a member for a month.

Oh, my God. How much was it? It was $30. I dispute that fucking charge. Yeah, immediately. Yeah, you're never going back in a month, right? I would just throw my credit card. Yeah. I think it was my friends.

But they go often these people. Yeah. I think they might rent a room sometimes here and there, you know, like they do their own thing. Can there be, I'm just sitting here thinking this. Can there be a more polar opposite of like, like he goes to his friends, takes a long ride and then he does that. When I go see Frank and Mrs. Five, we're at a flea market. Can there be a more, like, 180 degree opposite than that? No, it's quite a spectrum up here. Like, if you ask the five, it's like, hey, do you guys, what do you think about going to an adult-oriented social club?

Oh, I thought they were, I mean, I don't think I'm the one. Like, I think out of the, out of the four. Frankson one suggested it. Yeah. And even then, and then I'd probably just like, you know, drop them like a hot potato, like a. You never talk to me again? Never again. Really?

Ghost him. But Brian, wait. Yeah. Yeah, well, we're in business together. I can't drop them as easily as Frank five. I would see the phantom outline of Walt if we weren't business together. So it's apparently $30 for a month, $45 for three months. A dollar a day, though.

That's not that much, though. That's not bad. But you get three months for $45. Yeah. How come you didn't, yeah, the value, the biggest value in the S&M club was the $45. $1. How many three-month membership? How can we do that? Well, I figured we're not going to go anyway within the three months, so why I spend the extra 30 months? Did you pay for it before you walked in or after you left?

Before. Okay, so you had no idea, like if your socks are going to be knocked off. Right. And then you're like, well, fuck, man. Now it's too late. I should have paid the 45. Now I'm going to come here every weekend. Maybe, yeah, maybe it could be like, hey, can I upgrade?

Nope. I'm not sure. Oh, well. Okay. You want to get fucked. You just got fucked. Wow. There were rooms, though, downstairs where, like, I didn't see, like I said, I didn't see anything, but there were two rooms with windows in them.

So, like, if you're doing stuff in the room, anybody can walk by and just watch or check you out or whatever. Oh, I got excited when I heard the word window. I was like, oh, that must be nice. Did you see? Wow. So, but why do they go if it's like this every, like, why not just go to Chili's? Like, I don't understand. Like, I think it's probably sometimes, like, a little bit more extreme than what we saw.

On a Saturday night, though. What's that? It was a Saturday night. Yeah, it was. Think about what it's like on a Tuesday. Well, they're not open Tuesdays. I think they're only open Fridays and Saturdays. Yeah, they're like the flea market.

It's not a dollar a day. So you can relate. So it isn't open seven days a week. So it's not a dollar a day. Oh, it's actually a lot more than. Yeah, it would be like, yeah, more like $4 a day almost or a little bit less than $4.302. Eight times four. There's only two.

Two, eight day, yeah, whatever, five days. Yeah. Five bucks a day. Oh, they're like baskets of columns around? They were in the rooms, yeah. Yeah, yeah, all that stuff. Right. So people must, you know, really get busy and shit, but.

Yeah. I didn't see it. Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't. It was also, I noticed at a certain point, I was like, I think I'm in a black club. Yeah? And I was. Yeah, I didn't notice until the very end. And I don't know why I thought it would be predominantly white people.

like a white person thing. It is funny. I assume the same thing, yeah. Yeah, but no, it was like, I would say mostly like, I would say 80% black people and then maybe 20% white and other. And your friends are white? It's part of the draw for them that it's largely, uh, I don't think so, but man, they, they were definitely like, uh, they were definitely like, not the mayors, but knew a lot of people. So they have gotten wild at this club? I think so, yeah.

How come they wouldn't get wild? I mean, they're bringing their friends there. Yeah. The first time there, and they're like they're going to sit on their hands. Why? Why not fucking let it, fucking let it rip? Like I said earlier, let it rip. Some stuff might have ripped that I'm leaving out.

Oh, okay. Oh, well, what the fuck to be breaking it out for? What's the point of you to tell the story? I don't understand. If you're going to cut out the only parts anybody wants to hear. We might have got in a room. All right. Things might have ripped.

Not with me and the guy. Of course. Yeah, of course. But the two ladies might have gone to. What was the theme of the room? Me, thinks you're going to leave out that part where you and the guy ripped. Yeah, definitely. Cil-worm all over.

What was the theme? The theme was the bondage room. Okay. So we took a bunch of pictures. Like, I was all in white, so I dressed out like I had an ice cream in apron, hat. Yeah. That was there? Yeah.

No, I bought it from Amazon to bring there so we could take pictures. and they both had like those bomb popsicles. Hmm. You know, like a popsicle. Yeah, like the rocket ones. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the rocket one. Yeah, the rocket bomb pops.

So they had them. So we took a bunch of pictures like that. That's dangerous with white clothes. Dude, they got they got a popsicle juice all over the sheet that was on the bed in there. Uh-oh. So yeah, you just throw it in, you don't know. But you're like, this is great. I'm going back?

I was like, this is great. But like when I go back, who knows because it's such a far ride. So is it you and the dude sitting there? Me and the guy are watching. Well, I'm mostly taking pictures and doing video. Okay. All right.

And now we're getting into it. Yeah, yeah. That's mostly what I'm doing. And he's watching. He's taking pictures too. Okay. Of the gals who were dressed up like I was all in white. He was in jeans and a white shirt.

And they were in a schoolgirl outfits with white tops. Yeah. All right. This sounds like what's going on to me behind closed doors more. Yeah. All right. Right. Nice.

And will those pictures be released? On Patreon. Yeah? If you want to sign up to Patreon. Oh, all right. Wow. So it wasn't a life-changing experience, though? No, I want to say life-changing.

But it was interesting to watch, you know, like everybody and see, like, what they're into. Yeah, I get it. Everybody, like, everybody, there was like at one point they were doing like, I would have to say 20 people doing that like that snap fan dance that they do like with the fans and shit. Oh, I've only heard about this. Yeah. Yeah, they were all doing that. Yeah.

There's like 20 people like so. So I'm like, these are people that. And then what they banned on cruises? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like these are people that are part of a community, you know? Yeah.

They all know the dance. They all seem to know each other. That's cool, man. Yeah. It sounds like they're having fun. Yeah. I think five should investigate this. Yeah.

Why not? He went to the, in Key West. He went to the naked bar. Oh, Garden of Eden? Garden of Eden, yeah. He said it was just an old dude with his balls out. Every time I've been there. Cool, man.

Yeah, so that's what I did. And then such as my devotion to this show that I raced back up here to the episode. Yeah, if I didn't, I'm sorry, I got stuck. I, you know, I wouldn't have to do during the week, but I got hammered. Yeah. Weird. Yeah. The two worst days to get stuck there.

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What's hair of the dog You never heard that turn Hair of the dog that bit you? No That's like when you're hung over The next day You have like a little shot you get a little alcohol in you

Oh so you just do more alcohol? Yeah You got a little tiny A little hair of the dog that'll beat you Okay well that's like a never-ending cycle then The circle never closes Yeah if you're just going to constantly Cure your hangover with alcohol

No it's more about a dismount It's like less alcohol Whine yourself off? Yeah Yeah You know Sleeping on a couch at 50 No joke I'm learning

try a heating pad Yeah Yeah Give a shot Wait did you just like pass out on the couch I I They left

And I don't know why I got it in my head That I wanted to watch Spider-Man with Mysterio With Jake Jilline Hell Jake Jill and I went downstairs In the base when I put it on

I just fell asleep watching that on the couch I woke up at like 11 this morning What do you think of the new trailer Yeah I mean those movies are good I like those Spider-Man movies So I'm like all right Yeah

It looks good to me I don't know. What'd you think of the drama? I thought it was nice to finally see Spider-Man like swinging from an actual skyscraper. Yeah. Yeah, like taking advantage in New York. Yeah. I'm excited.

And it seemed like they went away from that. And like the first movies were like he was running through the suburbs and stuff like that. What do you mean? I don't remember that. When he went to the one party right before which one was a vulture? He's at a house party. He's at, oh, he's at a. Oh, Michael Keaton's dad.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And he's like running through backyard. guards and stuff. Right. Yeah, to get to the gun sale. Yeah, all right. Okay.

Well, there he is. I don't know. Did you see it well? Yeah, looks good. Yeah, looks good. Yeah, I wish it was coming out quicker than June. June? June.

Yeah. I don't know why they released a trailer so far in advance. I mean, it's the first we've seen anything of it. Usually they do like trips and draves, but yeah, it should be some good. I know there's somebody spoiled one of the things in it for me, which I won't do on on Mike, but I know why. One big story point, I found out. I was like, oh, that's pretty cool.

And I like the take on the Punisher on the trailer, like a little, you know, I like that they're treating the Punisher a little bit more like, because the whole thing was like when Punisher came out, they could only present him as the PTSD, broke conversion because everybody was fucking getting their panties and a bunch about the Punisher, a bunch of fucking assholes. So, like, now at least it's fun. Like, we could get the battle van. He could be, you know, a little, a little. Is this the first time that a Netflix character has made the leap into, like, well, I guess

Daredevil was a daredevil, but it was only a cameo. I wonder if this Frank appearance is a little bit more meatier than that. It is. Yeah, it is. So this will be the first time we see somebody have a much more impact in the MCU theatrical. Yeah, I'm excited. You know, I love the Punisher. And then, And anytime I see the battle van, I'm like, can microchip be far behind? I love microchip. So I don't know. We'll see.

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You know and others go on to be like call on, how can I make Dix harder? Right. Yeah, it's like, I don't know. I don't know if I would feel I was doing the universe as good as the guys who are trying to, like, save, like, kids from illness. Tell you why you're wrong, because they fucking haven't cured cancer, but they have cured E.D. Better science. Yeah.

Was that a mistake, though, ED? I think so, yeah. I think it was, like, for smokers or something. No, I think they were trying like heart problems, like hypertension. Right. And they ended up finding him eight guys can get and stay hard. So that guy who was working on hypertension, you know, do you think he feels like a little like, like, you took my life's work and you made it a boner pill? Right.

I'm sure he cries into a. Yeah, I think he's on a yacht somewhere. He's in a bathtub. He's fine. No, I don't know. You might be like, you know, I, it, you can. kind of like dirtied it up, you know, because now it's all, now we got fucking podcast just going booyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy on.

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in his mouth whenever he sees all these companies with all these. He's like, blue chute. Hey, well, he got a paycheck. Yeah. He was doing it. I'm sure they rewarded him somewhat. But he was working for something. Well, he could still work towards it.

Yeah. Like, maybe he kept going. Maybe he's still plugging away now. He's like, I don't care about the, like, fine, use it for bono pills, but I'm still working. Maybe he's dedicated in the lab right now. Yeah, he's like, I'm working on a cure for baldness. Yeah.

That would be wild if they ever cure. Man, you're going to see motherfuckers who have been bald for 20 years show up looking like Elvis. Oh, yeah. Regrowing teeth. That's another one that could work on. Yeah, I think they actually made some... I hear that every, like, five years. Yeah.

Well, they had the pill now for, to make people skinny. Yeah. If they've cured that? Is that a cure, you think? I mean, maybe. I mean, but there was always a cure for that, though. I think it's a treatment. Treatment more than a cure.

Yeah, it's just eat less and work out more. Like, there's always been a cure for being a... That's, but it doesn't come in a pill. No. Yeah, people want it in a little pill. Or an injection. Or injection. Yeah.

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I'm saying it's, I think they're both, both same sizes of the same point. Next time she sends you a you up text, answer with a picture of bluechew. That's what I mean. It's awfully presumptuous. And she might be like, oh. It's also like, how many people. Have a picture of blue chow? Well, also, like, assuming that the people who use blue chew are an old skew.

Right. Like, how many you up texts are you getting? It's been quite a while since somebody, like, quiet if I'm awake. Yeah, Marybeth from downstairs because she doesn't feel like coming up. Oh, you want? Yeah. Oh, you are?

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And we thank Bluechew for sponsoring the podcast. Speaking of bald, man, went to get my hair cut the other day. Yeah. And Marybeth came along and she took a picture while I was getting a cut. Yeah. Oh. And then she showed me the picture later on.

And I was like, I was like, I'm bald. Yeah. I'm bald, man. I'm going bald. And she's like, no, you're not. And I'm like, this bitch will gaslight me. Like, nobody's business where I'm like, I'm looking right at it. I'm looking at the picture.

I can see the shine. Yeah. She's like, no, it's thinning a little, but you're not going bald. Right. I'm like, She loves you I know But I need the fucking cold hard truth sometimes

Like yeah you are Nobody could even see anyway Yeah That's the one advantage of being tall Yeah except the camera When Chuck's putting it on my fucking Fucker I know

Oh really Chuck's just focusing He's got this angle That just makes it like You know That's like a beacon Yeah But speaking of rocket's firing

Did anybody see Project Tell Mary yet No no I want to You should Yeah I read the book I books awesome Yeah, there's a couple few differences, but they make up for it. Excellent.

You're giving it the stamp of a get them stamp of approval. Yeah, yeah, I saw it last night. Is it overly long? It's like two and a half hours. That's what I keep hearing. It's like people are a little bit like, oh, I don't know. The beginning drags a little, but the book dragged a little too in the beginning. Yeah, so, but they, then it just kicks off.

I don't know. I still haven't seen that Elvis one. I got to get out over and see. That'd they go with it. If you know a theater, it's got good sound. Oh, I know a theater with good sound, buddy. Stanton Island's got an Alves. I'm old draft house.

Stano's got like an IMAX now. We're coming up, bro. I know, man. I was reading that if you have one of those atmost theaters, it really excels there. All right. You just mentioned dying in our age. And there's a woman. I don't know if you saw this, Walt.

She got killed after becoming trapped under a parade float. Did you see this? What parade? St. Patrick? St. Paddy's State Parade, yeah. No. Local? No.

It was in Louisville, Kentucky. The tragedy occurred when her foot got caught by a float wheel, causing her to fall. And then the float ran over and she got transported to the hospital. But of all the ways, you're like, I wonder how I'm going to go. Death by Parade Float, not like the top of the list, probably not even in the top ten. No. Did the parade keep going? They're like, get her out of here.

I don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah, they just processed. That has to change protocols probably moving forward. I imagine people won't be able to walk within a certain. Walk along, though. Yeah. You know, when I was on that float in Mardi Gras, people were.

It was scary. Like, people were just running up to it. And, like, there was no barrier. Right. And I remember being like, God, they're not even watching when their feet are going. Like, they're going to get run over. So I get it. I get it.

It's scary shit. Yeah. But it's St. Patrick's Day. I mean, come on, you know. It's a chance that all was. Yeah. Once you get the Irish involved like that, somebody's going to die. I mean, you know.

Yeah. So, so they say that this was like a mom, like a local mom who was like, you know, proud of her kids. Wow. That sucks, man. Like, knowing around the. the community and shit. It's always those. Yeah.

Instead of some scumbag. Yeah, why couldn't like some piece of shit just fall into the world? And everybody was like, oh, oh, really? That's terrible. Oh, no. Property values are going up because of a maniac. Like that towns get them. Yeah.

No, get them. Nobody wants it. Come on. Don't say that about yourself. We love you. I've been invited to to walk in plenty of parades and I've always declined because I was always fearful that I might get pulled under one of the floats. In Highlands.

What if you were on the float? On the float, I don't think I ever did anything worthy enough to get on the float, like to get that kind of status. Like it's him. Like it's him held. Yeah. You can shepherd the float if you won't. Yeah, I can like, you know, walk alongside of it. And I always was a little leery of that with good reason it feels like now.

Hey, man. You were on to something long before anybody else. Could have been you. What a bad way to go. I was in a parade. We used to go in the parades, like, if you were in Little League. And when I was in fourth grade, I was in the band, a drum player. Nice.

You would think so. But then when it came to the day of the parade, I think it was Memorial Day parade, I think it was a memorial day parade. Instead of giving me a drum, like, I thought I was going to have, like, the snare drum with the, like, wrote the strap around your neck and shit and all that. He gave me a fucking cowbell. Yeah. He gave me a cowbell and just was, like, just hit it randomly. Prior to that, though, in music class, were you playing the drum? I was playing a drum, yeah, so I don't know why that happened.

So did you wonder why he hadn't given you, did you practice what your guys are going to be doing in the parade? Or was it just like, here, go crazy? I did, no, I did practice. Was it a plan? I did practice, but there were kids that were older than me. I think there were only so many drums. Okay, so that you didn't have enough drums for you? I think so.

I just would hit the cowbell. In practice, too? Oh, no, no. In practice, I had like a drum pad. Okay. You know, so that's what I would use. They should have got you one of those drum suits that Phil Collins had. Remember it was like, oh, was it Phil Collins?

Or, yeah, where he had like he just hit. Oh, yeah. It was like electric pads on him that he hit. So you were telling your family, like, you know, the big parades this weekend, I'm going to be drumming with mine. And I remember being ashamed as I walked on. Because you had a bell? They were standing right by the, I remember they were standing right by the post office. because that's the mark of like

let's give the special needs kid a fucking bell just a hit. You can't be carrying it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, back then it would have been mongoloid for sure. There's a reason why that one of the great rock and roll phrases is more cowbell

is because it's fucking cool to cowbell. I mean, if you watch that sketch, he doesn't come off as very cool. Make it fun of it. It's not like you were carrying a flag or something. So did you at least attack the bell with ferocity? I don't think so.

I think that it was like the longest mile I ever walked. Shared through yourself under the float. Yeah, I know. Bing. His parents say he loved the cowbell. How old were you? I probably would have been like eight, nine somewhere in there. So how long did it take you to get over the?

So did the older kid have the fucking drunk kid? It didn't take very long at all because I quit band. Because of that. Well, I stopped playing. playing drums, I start playing trumpet instead. So you didn't quit band then? Well, I didn't quit band. No, I quit the drum. Quit the drum because of that, you think?

I think so. I don't really remember. I can't say for sure, but it probably has something to do with it. There's like 30 horns. There's like two drums. I'm going to become a horn player. And they can't deny me next year. Nope. I even had my own trumpet, so there was no way they could fucking keep me out. What'd you do with that trumpet? I had it for the longest time. It might be in my parents' house. You still got it?

I might, yeah. You think you could play anything on it at this point? I don't say, does he still have it? No. I don't think so. I think you're at a fucking, at risk fucking blowing a fucking aneurysm if you ever tried to play the horn right now. T-keel hemorrhaging. Blow a cheek out.

Look at me. Yeah, look at me. I'm Louis Armstrong. Oh! So is that Mr. Elliot who said, here you go? No, it would have been Mr. Nut. I don't remember him. Yeah, I think you came right after Mr. Nut left.

Mr. Nut. Yeah, double T's. That's that horrific fucking name. What's up, but-no? Butt-nut. Butt-nut. Yeah. I'm surprised he went into teaching with a name like that.

So what did you say when the teacher gave you the horn? You were like, well, I'm a drummer. I was born to drum. I didn't say that. No, I think it was my idea that I was like I wanted to play the trumpet. No, no, no. When he gave you the bell. Oh, when he gave you the bell.

What did you say? Oh, I don't know. I probably just took it. You didn't were like, but I'm a drummer. No, probably not. This is my lot. Yeah, I think I'm just like I accept it. Everyone.

I am now. I'm now a kettlebell fire. All right. Shut up. We're going to start. I want to make an announcement. I'm going to start this parade. Ding.

I'm important Take that bell away from him He fucked it up He fucking up What could he fucking up? So what did your parents say When you were like It was your dad like

I thought you were playing the drums Why you got that fem bell? No They turn their back on the parade Yeah He's coming around like Ticker Bell I told all my friends It worked to come

You made me a shame How's Tickr Bell doing? Maybe all your problems with your parents trace back to this one moment. They're leaning into it the next year. I'm like, look at me. I'm Tinkerbell. Guys, remember? Remember me?

Edgar. Your son and I don't know about him. You're going to have to send that boy to Sweden. We had words for that back in the 70s. They got doctors over there and I can help with that. But when you got back to the brave is over and you go back to your family, did anybody ask, well, why were you playing a bell? It was so long ago. I mean, it was literally 50 years ago, so I don't really recall the conversation.

But I probably was like, I probably tried to like explain it away somehow, you know, a shame that I was giving a cowbell instead of a real drum. I was like, I'm going to be a little drummer boy. Look at me. Oh, no, you're not. You go, Tinkerbell. You can play the same thing that cows put around the neck just to let people know where they are. Oh, that's great. God damn it.

That's fun. Well, we got this week's episode title anyway. Yeah. Oh, you do want to hear about the Airbnb lady who pees all that? over everything? Or Bob Barker's sexual misdeeds? Oh, I mean Bob Barker for sure. Yeah. Like misdeeds? Yeah.

What do you get up to? You're going to hear. He's not here to defend himself. He's not. That's what I was thinking, yeah. Filthy dressing room secrets exposed. The dark secrets behind legendary, the prices right. Bob Barker have been exposed. The host

who died at 99 has been accused of creating a toxic workplace in a new e-doccus series, Dirty Rotten Scouts. round rules in which Barker's beauties spill on the long-running show. So evidently he was having sex with one of the girls, model Diane Parkinson. Do you remember her, well, by name, yeah, Diane Parkinson. Yeah, she was pretty. Yeah, very, well, all the Parker's beauties were.

But yeah, she was exceptionally good-looking. Yeah. At first, they attempted to hide the illicit affair, but it quickly became obvious, especially as the pair would regularly have a dressing room, sex during film breaks. Well, what's the problem so far? It sounds like they were having an affair, so like she was a willing participant, right? The models, yes, I believe so. The models of the show say the atmosphere behind the scenes grew so toxic.

It became unbearable. It didn't grow toxic because people weren't thrown around the word toxic back then. Nope. It was just work. I was really kind of surprised because Bob had a girlfriend, and as time went on, people were noticing. She would go downstairs during breaks and go into his dressing room, and that's when some hanky-panky was going on.

That's one of Barker's beauties. Maybe they're all just bitter now, like they're older. They weren't one of Bob Barker's favorites in the stable. I mean, so far, I've heard nothing. How was it toxic, though? I'm guessing the other beauties were like, oh, she's getting preferential treatment, and they started getting. Yeah, she's sleeping with them.

The fuck you think's going to happen. You're going to get worse treatment? So at one point, all right, this is. Now, this is something. Bob Barker always said that black men were the most diseased people on earth and would not, didn't want to have sex with a woman who had had sex with a black man. Now, I didn't know that. Who said this?

This is what, let me see. Halstrom is her last name. Was she one of Barker's beauties? She was one of Barker's beauties, I believe. Holly Halstrum. Holly Halstrum? Yeah. She must like to reveal that true or not, she must really fucking hate him.

She got an axe to grind. Oh, yeah. Guys dead. You're going to destroy his. Yeah. But it's not because most people are going to be like, who? At this point. Yeah.

Like, Bob Parker? The guy from Happy Gilmore? Like, that's really. Yeah. She was a hell strong. Okay, here's why she's better. She was warned that her weight was becoming a problem. She was told to address it and eventually lost camera.

summer time. Next thing I know, my lawyers had called me and said, Bob Barker just filed a lawsuit against you for defamation. And after that, nobody spoke to me. I lost everything. I was totally broken living out of my car. I couldn't afford to stay in the lawsuit and I would have to settle and I was not going to do that. She would go under suit Barker five years later for malicious prosecution. Wow. But what did she say about him at the time that he sued her for? For making her lose weight? I guess for making her lose weight. Yeah. I mean, that's the way, that's the way the article would make it up here. Now, this is a show. Where is the show? It's on E. On E? It's a two-part docu-series. Imagine that. Like, there's a, there was a,

there was enough interest they thought in a Bob Barker to create a two-part mini-series about it. It's E, they kind of do that. And filled it with, like, bullshit, but nothing I've heard so far. Well, the, I mean, the black thing is. That's a little, he said it. He's not on record saying that. Well, he, the black model, there's a black model saying that he would say, um, the producer used the term reverse Oreo. He would say, Claudia, you get in the middle of the two white models

or tell me that I'm the ass model because stereotypically black women have a larger behind it. I guess that's why he wanted to grab it and feel it. The show reportedly only allowed two black contestants at a time. They would have the letter B written on the card.

It was pretty sad. A black contestant may try to hug Bob Barker, but he would shrink away from them. I never noticed that. I wasn't looking for it, though. Is it still on? Isn't it with Drew Carrey? Yeah.

Do you think this hurts the current state of the prices right? No. You don't think so? I don't think so. I would think it has to have some knock on effect. Why? I don't know. It kind of like taints the good times.

You know, everyone's like... I bet you Drew Carey's doing the same shit. No, not that. But like now all, like, without that show and its legacy, this show doesn't exist. So now to like have fun watching it or participating feels gross. I don't know. If the headline is guys... from the 70s has questionable

fucking opinions. I don't know that I'm so shocked that I can't watch the show anymore. That I never watch anyway. 60 years later. Yeah. Yeah. They had, Bill Burr had a good bit

in his last stand-a-special about it where he was like, they're going after John Wayne. The guy's been dead 50 years about an interview in a magazine that doesn't even exist anymore. Like, when the fuck does this stop? When does it stop?

That's a good point. Yeah, I was like he's right. Yeah. So that's it. That's all the news for this week. If he was a piece of shit, he deserves it. That's what I said. Marker?

Yeah. Put him in the barrel with John Wayne and then fucking seal it up. Shoot it to the moon. Well, I don't even think it's worth of money shooting to the moon. Let's just drop it over the fucking side of a... Or a garbage dump. Yeah, they'll just sink to the bottom of the ocean. Throw it off Niagara Falls.

Yeah. Well, let's take all these people I think this way and put them on their own island somewhere. Let them just live there. All like-minded people. Yeah. Why not? That's what I say. That's what they say to. I thought yeah, whoa, right? I thought you had that island or something island.

We'd let it, we fucking drop the pole. Tell it, Steve, Dave.