Tell Em Steve-Dave - #673: Bloody Bry

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

Q-West recap, bad restaurant service, IJ update, scumbag lawyers, disappearing/dead scientists. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

He's so horny for FACTA. Yeah, me so horny for Edomami. I don't co-sign this accent. I just want to say that to Factor. You haven't lived to you, got to a strip club with Johnny Lodge and seen him so incoherent. He can barely talk. Gidim has a picture of the three barons and the curator as a space monkey.

He did. She'd wear gold all the time. You look so much thinner. That is not. That is not him. Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. BQ is here.

Hello. Walt is here. Getham is here. How you're thanking? And I am here. Q, you were wondering about this curtain that went up. Yeah, I came in. There's a steely gray curtain hiding off about a quarter of the studio here.

I'd say maybe less than a quarter. Eighth, maybe. An eighth? More than an eighth. Anyway, the green screen end of the studio is a lovely great curtain. Put across. Yeah, I think it, we're in the process. Time moves differently here.

I mean, I knew I probably shouldn't move that May 9th date about May 30th. It's not too late. May 9th of 2027, right? I didn't even remember what you meant. I was like, what's May 9th? Oh, yeah. We got, Dan Chausen's better be here, May 10. Oh, I got my Dan Housin t-shirt on.

Number one, we've only changed out the cabinet with a nice steel cabinet. Look at that. It's beautiful. It's on wheels. I didn't even know this couch had a wood element to it. Yeah. It was always so cool. We're moving and is shaking over here, brother.

When you say we? I'm getting us doing a lot. Yeah? Yeah. All right. Okay. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to say he's doing.

what needs to be done to meet Q standards. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's currently on a very high with me. His stock is quite possibly the highest it's ever been with me. How come? He's, him and,

him and Key West was just a sight to behold. It was, it was amazing. You're going to want to schedule a couple of game nights because he's back in action. The singing of the dancing? Oh, he's recovered fully from the spinal surgery? Yep.

Okay. I'm telling you this with it, and I mean this, well, zero irony. Like what I'm about to say, I really feel in my heart of hearts, this guy fucking killed, like I've only seen a few people kill in my entire life. He sang karaoke. Oh, yeah. And it was, it was unbelievable. It was, uh, he was a rock god.

Oh. He threw everything into it. He sang, I want to fuck you like an animal. Um, but like, I, you know, get them. Next time that Q, the bitch is about a straw paper on the ground, just break out a fucking nine-inch nails. It might be the key. As soon as he starts giving you some shit about, you know, something on the floor, just be like. Come on, Q, help me.

I broke apart my insides. I'm telling you my work. Well, he was, first of all, his dad is just wonderful. Was your dad there while you were singing this? No, no. But he made Ants send him the video. Yeah. And he's telling him he's telling him he's been showing.

and get to family members. It was great. No, you haven't seen it, Walt. Nobody showed you to you? He showed me something. It's, it was like, every, jaws were on the floor. Really?

I'm telling you, Walt, I am not kidding. Jaws were on the floor. He blew the room away. Whatever I did on stage, the New Jersey roast, whatever the polar opposite of it is, is what, is what, it was, it was like,

I'm telling you, I have a decade of performing on big stages. That was one of the best performances I've ever seen. So do we need to go any further with the studio cleanup? Might look like shit, Berkshield. But listen to this song. We got a TV playing that footage 24 ath of Daney. I might not need it.

He was so kind to everybody. He was so giving of his time to people. His dad is just lovely. Like, it was like, I think Gidim and I just needed a vacation. I think we needed to get out of our element together. There you go. I'm in love with this guy right now. Okay, great.

Yeah. Don't fuck it up. I'm trying not to know. I'm in every word. Yeah. I think my standards are a bit higher. No. If you had been there, you wouldn't feel that way.

Okay. Okay. Because it's not just about like the fact that it was such a great performance. It's you watched him shed all his bullshit and like just give into the performance. I mean, I'm not going to get into it. But I was, I'm not been too pleased with him on a personal level. Well, that's your fucking problem. I don't know if I could.

I won't have you talk about getting him that way. Yeah, well, I didn't hear you. I don't know if him breaking into song would have fucking make me feel. It wouldn't have worked. It wouldn't work. Especially that song. Eddie song. It could be my favorite song.

It could have been. I was so impressed. Yeah. It was, it was good to see. Good. I'm glad. Our whole crew. Hopefully, that, uh, that love affair, you know, hopefully the honeymoon lasts a long, long time.

I agree. I agree. I want to feel this way. I think it's on you, though, to keep, you know, keep the, every time you start to feel a little, uh, a little, like. I'll try. Irritate it. I feel he's earned it. I'm going to, I'm good.

I feel he's earned it. Our whole crew, Walt, you would have been so proud. All of them. Home runs. Jimmy the hair guy is now, I'm fully on board. I mean, I was. I was on board, but now I'm like, I fucking love this guy. Like, what a pleasant dude.

What a nice guy. Like, like, Brian, he got a bloody nose on stage. I fucking did a great show through it. I was so impressed. Like a gushing bloody nose. Really? On stage during Space Monkey's. What caused that?

Still not sure. On Thursday morning, I woke up. We got there Wednesday. Thursday morning, I woke up. I feel like my nose is like wet. And Marybeth goes, why is there so much blood in your beard? And I was like, what do you mean? And like I looked down.

It sounds like she's angry about it, though. Your tone of voice you chose for her. She's annoyed or irritated by it. I think she was more surprised. Like, like, what's going on? Like, you know? Like, is her, like, is her, surprised. With a little bit of blood in your beard?

A tiny bit. Like, is it normal to wake up with any blood in your beard? Not usually. Not usually. Because when I tell you that, like, it looked like a crime scene I took a picture I put it on Instagram

yeah it was there was so much blood on the sheets on the pillow on the way to the bathroom because you didn't know it no I woke up and that's just the way it was I didn't I didn't wake up during it In a like a some like a party haze

No not even partying No he wasn't better like 8 o'clock that night It was weird It just disappeared And that much blood I would think I don't know if I could sleep through that Like you know I slept through it

And so I didn't I wasn't know what to do because it wasn't just a trickle. It was like, it was flowing. It was a gush. And so I looked online and I'm like, all right, the best advice so far that I've seen is like, pinch your nose with a rag and hold it up or hold it forward. Don't hold it back as it'll go in your stomach. And so I did that and it stopped.

And then a little bit later, I like, this is disgusting. So if you don't want to hear something disgusting, tune out for a second. Blood clots were like forming in my nose. So like I shot them out of my nose. And then it cleared up. So I'm like, okay. Like I guess it was just, you know, like dry air or whatever, air from the, recycled air from the airplane.

And that night we went on the boat, Q rents a boat for everybody to go out on. Like the artists and stuff. It's like a sunset cruise on a giant catarboard. Artists. Artists. Yeah. I was one of them. He's one of them, man.

Artists, okay. All right. Carry on. So, anyway, so I'm having a great time. Do you don't think Jimmy the Hair guy's an artist? You don't see him as an artist? What's his art? What would you?

Just being Jimmy Hey. What's your category is that art as? What is the fall under? He could be a MoMA. Just being him, baby. Being a lovely human. Okay. So that night, we're out on the boat.

If everybody's an artist, nobody's an artist. People on that boat were all artists. Yeah, I agree with that. And I'm going to the bathroom. You know, I go down to the bathroom. the bathroom and I'm leaning over and then all the time I see drip drip drip the blood starts dripping again and like flowing so I have to get another fucking rag and put it to my nose by the time we get back to shore it's pretty good I'm not too bad but uh the next night was

Friday now I wake up with a little bit of blood but not bad pretty decent trouble the whole day depleted too because no not really it wasn't that much that I lost you know like because I guess they said if you lose it in cups that's when you have to worry but it wasn't definitely wasn't cups uh so that night we're doing the show and all of a sudden, I hear, and the collective gasp of everyone who's like, what's going on here? And I look down and there's just blood pouring out of my nose dripping all over my shirt.

People didn't think it was part of the gag. Like it was like a... No. I don't think so. It didn't look like part of a game. No. No, so it's dripping down and I do the same thing. I hold the rag to my nose and like I can feel this fucking blood clot flowing or like in my,

in my throat. And I'm just like, I have luckily somebody. for whatever reason, put one of those plastic red party cups, the solo cups out, I guess to pour water in or something. And I just like put it very close to my mouth and just like hocked it up into this cup. That's crazy. And then put the paper towel over it. And so when we get back to the house, Mary Beth calls her dad and he's like, what should he do? Like what's going on here?

And he's like, oh, this is pretty normal. That's what Dr. D said too. It's like it's not like crazy to have bloody noses like this. But when I say, I'm not even measuring it in decades. I'm measuring it in scores that I haven't had a bloody nose. Yeah. Like 40 years probably. I haven't had a bloody nose.

Now, do you, did you have any bloody noses since leaving? No. Do you think maybe it was anxiety? I think it could have been, uh, I went off my blood pressure medication. I ran out of it and I didn't have time to refill it. So I was off of it for like five days. And, uh, when I looked it up, it said that could have been a reason like high blood pressure. Yeah.

Yeah, that was the only thing I could point to. But then her dad, uh, because I just ran out and I didn't get it. refilled. And I was like, I don't know, I think I'm probably doing pretty good. Turns out, probably not. Yeah. I mean, you handled it amazingly. He didn't miss a beat. No. No, he just put the thing up to his nose and just kept the off the show. I don't talk like this through the rest of the show. Yeah, it was impressive. And he's talking to a guy who had a stroke on stage. I was on stage in Baltimore. So I know how hard it is. Like my whole eye went dark and I got a massive pounding headache. I walked to the side stage. I threw up into a garbage Pail, behind one of the curtains.

Ten minutes left in the show went back in and finished it. So I know, you know. That's a trooper. Yeah, but I was looking at you like, this guy gets it. The show must go on. Must go on. Her dad that night told me, the night of the show, he was just like, whatever you do, don't cough up these blood clots.

Let them stay in because they have to clot the blood for like weeks. And I was like, all right. I don't know how that's going to be possible, but all right. Later on that night, same thing. Just coughed it up. And then after that, nothing. Smooth sailing. Smooth sailing after that, yeah, so far.

Are you back on the medicine? Yeah. Yeah, when I was down there, a certain doctor prescribed it for me, a certain savior. Doctor feel good? Yeah, I wish. What I did was provide me the heart meds, that was it. I could use a couple party drugs down there. So that was impressive, dude.

Nice. Ming Chen. Ming Chen killed. A veteran. A veteran. I mean, in running for MVP status. Really? Anything you needed to do, he did with gusto and enthusiasm.

Chuck was there running around, being friendly. It was just like TSD was well represented and everybody was on their fucking greatest behavior. Frank Five. Frank Five. Oh, Frank Five was there. Johnny Law was down there. You haven't lived here. Got to a strip club with Johnny Law and seen him so incoherent.

He could barely talk. It was great. I talked to Frank Five. He had a great time. Yeah, Mrs. Five had a great time. Yeah, we were out there Saturday night. I was shocked to see. It was like 1.30 in the morning.

And Frank and Miss Five were out there outside Irish Kevin's partying. Yeah, yeah. Having a great time. We did, and Walt, you know, your cameo, everybody who wasn't there, Walt did indeed dial in. Yep. Get a really funny bit. Got out, left them wanting more. Yeah.

It was perfect. I felt bad for Walt because I think up until the last second, like, what's going on? Like, what am I supposed to do here? Yeah. And, like, Jiggy's answer was like, do nothing. Yeah, just do you. Be an artist, Walt.

Be you. The artist known as Walt Flanagan. Our initial flight got delayed, though, due to a leaky sink. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we were on the plane, a leaky sink? On the actual plane. We're ready to go. Mm-hmm.

And they're like, okay, we got this leaky sink up front that we're going to have to deal with. So we've got to get some repairment in. So these repair guys come and they're ready to fix the sink. And it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink. Is that from Sesame Street? Do you remember that? It sounds like a porno.

Yeah, all right. It takes a half hour to fix the sink. If they take off a leaky sink, is it something that could take down the plane? No, they ended up to shutting off the sink. They never fixed the leak. They just shut it off. Yeah, they shut it off and put a plastic bag over the sink. They're like, don't use this sink.

Yeah. But since we were a half hour fixing, trying to fix the sink, we lost our spot. in line to take off. So the guy's like, it's going to be like another 45 minutes. Again, like a collective like, oh, like you just can't believe it.

But decent flight down there. It's fine. Once we got there, it was raining torrentially. But that last at about 15, 20 minutes. Yeah. Then God's part of the skies for Q West. Yeah.

The rest of the time, beautiful. No problems. It was great. Awesome. Yeah. So, but you know,

know what? As far as Q's talking like everybody's working hard and shit and like giving it they're all, I texted Walt, I said there is no harder working guy in showbiz than BQ. I was like, this motherfucker was everywhere. Anywhere I went, like, because I went to most of the events.

I think the only thing I missed was Doug Benson's show. Oh, you miss a good one. That's what I heard. Yeah. I heard that he killed. I heard that he killed, but I was off doing other shit, so I didn't make it. But otherwise, I went to every single thing and every single thing I went to, Q was there. Yeah.

I was glad-handed. Kissing babies. Still got complaints. Still got people who are like, not enough FaceTime. I said to her, I was like, I don't think I could physically deliver more FaceTime. I couldn't believe it. I could not believe it. I got two complaints about that.

One, who's someone that I like? And I was like, all right, I think I spent a lot of time talking them last year and they just wanted that again. And the other person was like, another person that, like, another person that, like, like I spent a half hour talking to. And then they complained the next time I saw him and I was like, this is nuts. And I let it get to me for about five minutes and I was like, just shook it off. I was like, fuck it.

Yeah. Well, you know, there was a lot of money to go down there. A lot of money. It is. Yeah. I take that very seriously. I thought about that when we were down there.

I just had to like, when people are like, this is how much it costs to me to stay here. This is how much I make per hour. Like when they were like breaking it down, I was really appreciative that people like, yeah. Went out, went out, went out, all out. That's what I'm saying. It's like, knowing that, I'm like,

I owe it to them to be at everything and to do everything. I think maybe if we do it again and we probably will, like, maybe I don't need to be in every show. Right. Not even for workload, because if I'm not on stage, I'm working anyway. But, like, I just think people could do it less of me. Like, I don't know what they'd be in every show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but, uh, but yeah, it was, you know, I just felt I owed it to everybody.

And I had a, I was having a blast. I was having, it wasn't like it was hard. It was so much fun. Yeah. Q does this thing called Five Stupid Questions and, uh, one of the guys. It was funny because, like, you know, one girl was a body double for TV shows, I think, right? Yes. The second person was, I don't remember what the second person did.

Do you remember it? It was the first thing we did. I can't remember it. I know we had the guy, Frank, from the alcohol place. He was good. He turned out to be a really good interview. Let's be Frank guy. Yeah, let's be Frank.

Guy was great. Yeah. But one guy who got the biggest applause at the end of, like, his five stupid questions, was a burglar. Yeah. Sam. Nuclear guy. Sam. Oh, nuclear guy did well too.

We had a nuclear scientist on stage that came. Just by chance, you just pull them off stage? Well, what I do is I have them submit anonymously just their jobs. And I look at the job and then I call them up stage if I think I have something for him. And we had a nuclear scientist who was just kind of a brilliant dude. You'd figured you'd have to be, right? Yeah, you would think. Yeah.

You weren't shocked by that, right? No, no. He was dealing with a lot of top secret stuff, too. He couldn't answer questions. Yeah, he was like, I'm not allowed to talk about that. Yeah, he's like a current nuclear. Working for... One of those things, he couldn't say.

He didn't say who he's working for. No, it's kind of the government. He really didn't want to go into, like, that sort of stuff. Is there a private sector of nuclear? Or is it only governments? I don't know who runs nuclear... Oh, in the government? Well, power plants.

Yeah, we're privately owned it, right? Yeah, yeah. I heard New Jersey's opening up a nuclear power plant soon, right? Oh, yeah. They're lifting the ban on the... Because there was one down south, right? The South Jersey? There was one, yeah.

But they're going to open more nuclear power plants in New Jersey. Mm. Uh-oh. Just what we need. Yeah. More radioactive shit. Are they? Yeah, they're bringing it back online.

10 miles? What's it? Three mile island? What's 10 miles? 10 mile island? 10 mile. But what's 10 miles? Something else is 10 miles.

10 miles? Well, there's 8 mile? Yeah. Oh, that's it. Is that one? In Eminem lives? after he moved up from eight you got rich he moved to 10

put his own nuclear reactor that was a dad joke oh that was a dad joke what did he say that's all right that's a dad joke right Eminem moving to 10 miles that's all right nobody everybody likes die jokes

just like they like dad bods hey man I mean it didn't seem to be stopping me and dad water and dad water dad those guys are great I mean the sponsors came down to party it was just great it was just great The juicy tits people were so nice.

I cannot, but I love them. Yeah, they were so nice. What are they so? Vodka. And it's called juicy tits. Well, it's for, part of it is charity for breast cancer and stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Great people. It was just, it was just awesome. There was a naming, Walt, I made an executive decision for Tell them Steve Dave. I don't know you don't really like that kind of thing. Depends. Devin, I think you're going to like this. Devin, the little Devin, remember her?

She was a Tell him Steve Dave ambassador for quite a while. She was like, lived and breathed, tell him Steve Dave. She stopped, though, at some point? I think she kind of stopped. I haven't heard from her in a long time. I haven't seen her in a long time. She was the, what's the... Is Jessica, executive, this isn't what she's never allowed back since she stopped once?

She's allowed back, but she's been stripped of her title. That's the only thing. But we named a new Tellem Steve Dave ambassador, somebody who exemplifies and lives and breathes, tell him Steve Dave, and it was Justin Kyle. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I thought you would agree with that. That guy's hardcore. Yeah, because we figured it couldn't be curator because he already has a title, and we wanted to get some new blood in there, right?

Curator's getting old. Curators? You're looking to replace the curator? Well, I mean, he did fumble the ball on the Tessdies, though. He sent me a text apologizing. But basically admitting he was like, yeah, I didn't feel like taking it on. Now, that admission of not having the energy to take on the testes, that didn't even influence your decision to like look for his eventual replacement. No.

Curia? Nice job. His brains might be cooked. He wears black long sleeves and long pants in, it doesn't matter if it's 90 degrees in the baking sun. He's just there in a black denim outfit. What's wrong with that? You're indoors in air conditioning Not in the Key West pool side

I'm not kidding at all Great kid though Oh wow so how much younger is Justin And the curator aren't they I think it'll probably run the same age yeah Sleep at one eye open curator Curator had a fucking amazing outfit I saw it

I knew about it before you about it He was awesome He was getting updated for months on it It is next level It really is He was wearing it around We were like holy fuck It was like the Barrens

And then the space button. Yeah, that was a costume that, like, he could get into cosplaying if you wanted to. Yeah, but they all had that enthusiasm down there. It was just, it was great. And then somebody actually came up. So, Jonna, who's a writer on Jokers, and Joe and Bergera were down there. They did a show that was extremely well received. And Johnna brought her husband, Matt, who doesn't listen to Thompson today.

It doesn't know it. And he had a great idea that I wanted to bring to the table. Well, he said something, and that sparked a great idea. The great idea is mine. You guys from yours? I don't want to get the credit for it, but he is involved. And he was like,

I can't, he's like, it was so much fun. The Space Monkey show is like, I want to start listening to Tell him Steve Dave. He goes, but it's so intimidating. So I thought,

like, because he's a funny guy's personal guy. I thought I reached out to him. The numbers. The numbers are high. He's like in the lore. Yeah, he said that for a lot.

So I thought if we, I'm going to get Matt in studio and he could ask us all the questions. After May 9th, right? This looks clean. enough for Matt. This is good for Matt and John. Not good enough for Elizabeth's shoe or whatever. Danhausen. What's the girls there? They saw?

Brooks Shield. No. No. Definitely not. He's a little not. He's a great actor. If he brought her in, that would be awesome too. Good enough for Matt. And John, I, uh, great, you know, and I figure we could get him in here. And he could ask us the questions that would help him break through to understanding. Tell him, Steve Dave. Like a primer. Like a primer. In this way, we don't have to do any work. All he's got to do is ask the question. and we can answer them.

Okay. Yeah, okay. Tell me to date. I will. Listen, let me, let me, give me time to get our new rug in, no. Okay, yeah. All right, all right. After the new rug in, we get Matt and John in here.

And that could be like, because we always say about doing episode zero, like, that could be the episode that we point people to and be like, hey, this is the primer on the show. And who is he involved with Matt? He's married to John, one of my writers on Practical Joga. She's been with us forever. She's fucking talented. She's so fucking funny. Holy shit. The comedy show they did was just...

Yeah, a lot of people told me it was their favorite. She was really good in it. I mean, she was really good with the Sherman, the scumbag stuff. She's great. She was like, yeah, she was really good. You can tell the people who are well versed in improv versus people like me who are not well versed in improv. Yeah, her and Bergerna just slammed. Yeah, they killed it.

Love those guys. How was your week, Walt? Your solo week. Very quiet. Yeah? Did you come here? One day I came here. One day it came.

Put up that hurt. No, I didn't have the curtain. My wife needed to clean the house, so she used to take the dog somewhere. Get out. There's nowhere else to go. But it was quiet, hot, but the air conditioner just came on on May 15th. April 15th. It's like 49 degrees out, and it's cold.

And now, I can't. It was 84 degrees. No, it's over here now. Jesus. Because the metal, the cabinet messes with the temperature. Oh, got you. I guess the rule of the class is you can't have the AC on until April 15th. Okay.

Now post the 15th, you know. It's blasting. Chili. That's how I like it. Probably until about October, I would imagine. And the lady who runs the plazas on vacation. So, like, I left a message and no response. So luckily, Ron won, got me in touch of the maintenance guy.

You're on a winning streak, get him. We had a, after the, the, um, the canmeran. Yeah. On Sunday, we went to a restaurant, which I won't name because I'm not going to talk very high. about it. And it's normally a fun restaurant. I've heard this is normally a fun restaurant. Jiggy's like, this is one of my favorite places on all of QW. It's a very QS-y

sprawling dive barry type thing. So let's go there. And we're like, all right, let's go there. So we got there, we had quite a few people. I mean, I would say like 20. Yeah. It would probably like a 20-person party. And we get to, there you go. When we get there, the waiter... This is the downside of

Q-West. The waiter goes... Service needs. needs help. Nobody's down there. Nobody's out of work. No, it's Q.S. Nobody's at a work. Sounds like this office.

And I ran about as well too. So he goes, the waiter prefaces it. He looks pretty messed up. He's like he's gimping around his shit and he's like, just so you know, I got to hurt legs. So tell me everything you want at once so you don't have me running back and forth. And he didn't say it in a way that was like, hey, man, can you help me out? He said in a way of like, hey, you owe me this.

Yeah, hey, dickheads. Yeah. Thanks for coming in while my legs hurt. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. So a couple things happened. And he looked like he was like... You look like a crackhead.

Yeah, on that spectrum, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Is that abnormal in Key West? Is everybody like... Just from the way I hear, it's like a party town, so I thought most people look like crackheads. I think more drunk than crackheads. Yeah, it was surprising that this guy had a job. No, there's a difference between crackhead and a drunk.

Sure. Sure. Different look? I think so, yeah, crackhead's like wild-eyed where a drunk is more like sedate. Yeah, the drunk's having fun. A crack head's just searching out of his neck. Yeah, it's, what got me was he was wearing the, like, a shirt that they sell there, and it had holes in it. So, like, when we used to work at the stash, we would just take a shirt off the rack and wear it as their employee shirt.

And he still had, like, holes in his shirt and stuff, which is, yeah, it was weird. So he announces that in the beginning. So immediately you're like, all right, the service is going to be slow. But how slow? could have never dreamed. Who's the fucking manager who puts this guy in charge of like a table of this size? It was crazy. And then like we finally, we begged another lady, this other lady.

We're like, can you please just help him? Like, just give him a hand. And eventually she just turned into the waitress. Yeah. He never came back. Well, she was like, I can't do it, but I can tell him what you need. Yeah. Yeah, she can tell him what, but we're like, he's never going to bring it here.

So eventually, like, I mean, the drinks came slowly. The food came even more slowly. but like at one point Q's like I have to go and do something real fast I'll be back and we had a drunk attendee at the meal that I had to get back to the hotel to nap yeah I was full service Walt I was Uber I was everything yeah he I tell you this guy was all over the place he was all over the place so he drops this person off comes back the food still isn't there which was 20 to 25 minutes later and but during that time they did bring out one meal it was a it was a cheese steak with fries on the side,

and we thought it was Cues because she put it down right in front of Cues. It wasn't yours. Well, two people on the cheese steaks, I guess? Three people did. Because what happened was she puts the cheese steak down, and me and DeRose are like, fuck it, Cue's not here. We're going to have some of his fries. So he started eating his fries, and then the lady goes,

my mistake, that's not yours. That goes to somebody else. On a different table? We thought somebody else at the table. With somebody else at a different table, and she brought it and gave it to him. She can't take it back. She did.

She gave me. We watched her give it to him. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's not good. No. So that's pretty much, that exemplifies how the night went. Q eventually got back. We eventually all eight.

But on our way out, there's a guy. Now, there's only one walkway out. And I would say it's about as wide as like your average driveway, maybe a hair wider. And there's a guy pressure washing chairs. Oh, that guy. And the fucking mist is going all over the place. The water's going all over the place. He's not stopping.

To the point where Q. He just goes, can you stop? Yeah, I was like, dude. Jimmy and Michelle showed up after we receded. Ordered their food, got their food, ate before this table's food showed up. Yeah. Although I got to say, like, Marybeth in regards to Gettom was like, what's wrong with this guy? Where, like, Gettam was supposed to get a beer and, like, the waitress comes by.

She's like, hey, is there anything anybody needs? And nobody says anything. Like, no, we're all good. She walks away and Gettom's like, well, I could use that beer I ordered 20 minutes a No. It's like, why the fuck did you ask her then? Then the guy brought me a course. Yeah, got you a course instead of. And then he brought me three more beers after that.

He's like, I opened this one. Nobody can drink it here. And it was like, just as really. You got a free one. Yeah. But I'm trying to pound them back because you can't walk around with alcohol there. Well, put it this week. Every beer he drank was free.

You could walk around alcohol? No, there was a, there were signs. Fucking rookie. I know that shit in a plastic cup and walking. to the signs. That song was probably put there as a joke. All right. What do we go here?

Let's see. And then we started shooting season 13 this week. Of I, dude, it's been so much. I carry them. You're on a roll. I'm on a happy roll. It's WrestleMania weekend.

I feel like a dog. They're going to put down at the end of this week. Like, I'm having the best week ever. It's so much fun making the show again. I forgot. I think what you need to do. You know what I mean? To forget.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need to do. you need to have it be taken away for a little while. Then you realize you how much you really miss it. I loved it. It wasn't that way this week with Gidim?

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That is not him. That is not you. That is not you? That is one of the wannabes. Oh, okay. You know, I didn't have my glasses on. Still looks like him. I do, and it still looks like them.

You're right. It literally does look like him, though. Okay. Somewhere next, like I look like a skinny gettum. Oh, good Lord. Somebody saved me. Yeah, I guess nobody's happy with that comment. Yeah.

Yeah. The guy who's a baron, though. That could, it looks like me without my glasses on. Yeah. Those costumes are spot on these guys. And that's the thing. Everybody who came came to party, all of the attendees, the guests. You like the pirate night?

I wasn't even aware of it. And people were running around looking like pirates. I'm like, what is this? I mean, there wasn't a single dud in the bunch. Everybody was just there for a good time. It was great. Yeah. And I don't know.

Like, I know that it's easy for people. I mean, not easy people to go. I could have been the dud. You could have been the dud? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. We need one. I know it's not nearly. Once I get there, you put an E after that, bud. Dude. Dude. There we go.

Yeah. You know, everybody's super polite. Well, you would have been comfortable. It's like, you would have been great. I know. That's all right. My boy Eli was there. Yeah.

I didn't spend as much time with him as I wanted. You didn't smoke? No, and once again, I promised him. I promised him. I would. I would. I was just too busy. And somebody, oh, I finished.

Somebody asked me to make a video for them for someone that. was sick or something and I promised them I would and then I just lost track of them. So I don't remember. Does this suffice? No, it just, if you hit me up on Twitter, if you were on Twitter, I didn't forget. I still want to make that video for you. I just didn't. I just don't know who it was or where to send it now.

Yeah. They should have had their info at the ready. Like, here it is. I mean, it's tough to ask me to do stuff like that in the middle of a crowd of 100 people. But, you know, it's like, it is what it is. But I did tell them I would do it and I want to do it. Yeah, I mean, people were already, many people were already talking about QS3. And I would tell him, I would like, look, I don't think you know how much work Q puts into this.

Like, forget seeing you. So it might not happen? No, I don't want to think about it for a little bit. If it might not happen, I can promise that me and Sunday Jeff will be there. And if me and Sunday Jeff are at Key West, the fucking poles will fucking shift. Yeah. I agree with that. North pole will become the South Pole.

A crack. The ocean. Ravage across the islands. I think Jeff would do well there. He would be great. He'd be worshipped. Yeah. People would love him.

Oh, without a doubt. Do you think he wouldn't go? Because we never asked him. Never asked him. I think if given enough lead time. Yeah? Yeah, he probably could make the... Promiseing Jeff done will be there.

He'll show. You have to get him a private plane down. Yeah. Do we finish factor? We have one more. I don't know if we want to do it now. Go ahead. Talk a little while.

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Right. You know, Jimmy the head guy's my guy? You can't, you can't make a Batsy party on WrestleMania weekend. That's my Super Bowl. That's what you were saying, yeah. 40 years I've been watching this thing. I can't not do it. And I just spent the weekend with Jimmy.

I've never missed a wrestling. Never. Never. Going on the way back to the very first one. Going back to the first one. We used to get together in my aunt's house because you'd have to rent it. How old were you? 40 years ago.

So, no, I was like, I was 10. 10. And we used to, at the whole, you know, you'd rent on one, my aunt's TV and all the cousins would go there. So you'd have like 25 people watching WrestleMania on this, the small screen. You know, I love it. And I just took Jimmy on a catamaran. You know, what do I got to do?

Every weekend with Jimmy the hair guy? Now it's your young ward. Maybe just two out of 50s, too. He's out of dinner at 10 o'clock at night? I don't know, man. It sounds like a young man's game, and it's... It does sound like a lot of old folks. He's going to be there, you know?

I like how when Rob was texting us, there was a text for the young guys and a text for the old guys. If it wasn't WrestleMania weekend, I'd be there, but you can't take it from... I make plans... They don't deviar it. They don't have whatever you can on tape delay? No.

They can. I'm not doing that. You can't turn your phone off so you're not aware. Yeah, what if it gets spoiled. No. Well, as I say, turn your phone off. It'll probably be on every TV, though. Yeah, somebody, it's WrestleMania, man. I don't want to fuck it up.

I love it. Dan Housen's there, you know? What are the days you want to go, Walt if it was on this day? What, like, Super Bowl wouldn't matter? Like, his wedding is in peril because it's Oliver's first birthday. Oh, come on. And we're having a major backyard party at my house at afternoon. So depending on what time it's over, I may take the ride.

But I don't know what time he's getting married, though. No, nor do we. So, like, I don't know. Like, I might get there well after the, you know, I do has been said. Right. And what's the point then? Like, does it matter then? If I, like, 10 minutes and like, hey.

Send the card with 100 bucks and I call it a day. 100. No? Too little? You can't. That's Jimmy the fucking hair guy. I don't want it. Yeah.

But you're not even going. Yeah, so what, though? You know, no. No, let's, that's bad decor to talk about that, though. Yeah. I'll tell you what, though. I'll face-time in like, like, you did a Q. Yeah.

I'll do that. I'll do that. It says it's for 4 to 11. 4 to 11 is the wedding. That's what it says, yeah. Okay. So I might get out of there by 6, so I may be able to shoot up. I don't know how long it'll take me to get.

We'll see what happens, though. But, yeah, I can't miss the baby's first birthday party, though. Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah. So that keeps me away. And I think Super Bowl, I would be like, you're having your wedding on the Super Bowl Sunday. Well, that's how we feel about WrestleMania. Yeah, it's the same exact thing.

I'm like, why would you... I've considered having a wedding on a Super Bowl Sunday, making it at the dinner, reception be a Super Bowl party. Yeah. If I got married. If you guys were, okay. Okay.

Like a reception Super Bowl party type combo, I thought it would be cool. I'm surprised you to get office for marriage after you stepped off stage. I might have. I thought for sure you're going to get late. I was like, there's no way this guy's dick doesn't get wet after this performance. I'm sure my father would have loved that. He also did, don't be disappointed, he did fall too.

A couple times, yeah. He was all cut up. He's got blood all over him the next day. I think if the devil's running a Stanley Cup finals, I might be also used that as an excuse not to. I can't miss this. Well, the grandkids' first birthday, that's a pretty solid reason. Yeah. We're having a tent.

Oh, yeah? Oh, nice. Yeah, we're having, I think, one, at least one barnyard animal. Wow. little pet and zoo going on Well, if it's only, can you call it a zoo If only one animal is there? What is it like a, like a mule?

It's a rabbit. Oh, rabbit? It's a pet a rabbit. Yeah, all right. Just put some ears on teddy. I know, that's what I said. Oh, I had this, I brought Boris a cat down with me. And in the airport, um, some lucky listeners got to pet him.

And they agreed that his fur. It feels like a dream. Like a dream. Like a dream of a cloud. No lies were told I was informed. Yeah. The other guy, Richard. Yeah.

He reminds me of my little cat. Like, you pet him four times. Then he's like, leave me alone. Yeah. I didn't raise him. He's, I'm just looking after him. Yeah. Boris seems super chill in the carrier.

Super chill has definitely passed over into that. Like, he's been a celebrity too long where he believes everything. Everybody tells him, we're like, your cat's fur is like heaven. Yeah. You're not as far as I saw up as a cloud. Of course it is. because it's first like heaven. I mean, if they told me he was a white cat,

I wouldn't be like, yeah, I agree. It was funny, though, having my cat up in first class and Johnson walking by and I was like, can we get a mimosa for the cats? Yeah, it was a riot. Oh, that was good. Yeah, did you fly, like, did you crawl underneath where the sink?

since you knew there wasn't going to be in use, you could fucking sneak on and sit under where the sink with the broken sink. I was on a never flight, sadly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he wasn't on that one. At Jimmy's wedding, there's going to be something called, we got this message.

Well, it was actually on Facebook, I believe. And this is for the end of the wedding, Walt. So if you get there in time, you'll be ready for this. Now, I was going to, I know everybody's in costume, right? I was going to go as the Baron. You think he'd like that? I think he'd love it. I think he'd fucking love it.

He'd be smack at the table so hard. What times is, what times? at end? Four to ten. All right. So I got to get there by ten. And I, and I,

and I, and I have to do something at the end where I think I know what it is with soda or something like that. Fago, yeah. Yeah, okay.

What is Fago Armageddon? You would do that, huh? Is the Baron? Yeah, like, since I missed the majority of it, the least I could do

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They just unload and throw all the Fago at once, causing a shower of Fago, which is a type of soda, all over everyone involved. This is how we'll be ending our celebrations on Saturday. If you'd like to participate, bring a change of clothes or don't go and just, or don't, and just go all in. I hope everyone will find it a great time either to participate or experience it from the sidelines. That sounds like what I'm going to be doing. Sidelining.

I'm a sideline. I want to come to that kind of shit. How long could I ask Jimmy to delay the actual nuptials before? I'm like, don't do it until I get there. I'm gonna hour out. Yeah, it depends on how far out you are. I think he would. There is a time.

Now he would. Oh, there is a time. Yeah, for sure. If I was like, come on, bro, you know, what time are you doing it? Like, probably seven. I'm like, no, no, man, I won't be able to make it seven. Make it nine-thirty. Nine-thirty.

It's Oliver's birthday. There they are. Yeah, there they are. Jimmy in the show. I mean, she's lovely. She's just wonderful. Like, everybody likes talking. She's so sweet.

It's funny watching, because he shows up on the catamaran in orange, bright orange, insane clown posse shorts. And it's a juggalo's, like, is he really a juggalo? And I'm like, oh, get over here, Jimmy. And then I look over and Jimmy and Doug Benson to talk up for like an hour. I was like, it's such a great mixture of people on this boat. Yeah. Well, I stayed in the same house as Doug Benson. And I can say that I met him.

Yeah. But briefly, I was like, we passed each other in the hallway. Oh, you went to the bathroom. Or, yeah, yeah, like I never really got to sit down and talk to him. He was never there. He was always out with his lady. He was always out. His lady is great.

Well, there were the boats with us. They were on both boats and stuff. But I think they were getting a little bit of vacation in. Right. When you fucking hit a home run like he hit. That's what I heard, he really killed. And he even got off stage and it was, this is what I'm saying about the ants. Because, like, most of the audience is ants because I don't.

What would you say the percentage was of ants? I don't know. What do you think? 75? Oh, 75? Yeah, I think so. Because I don't advertise it.

I just, you know. And Doug, after stage, he's like, you know, he goes, I was really worried because this isn't my audience. And, you know, there's some insider stuff on the show. He got off stage and he's like, they, he goes, they were warmer to me than my audience is to me is what he said. And I go, they're the fucking best. They're just the best.

Did he want that out there for public consumption? Diss in his own audience? Yeah, okay. I think it's okay. All right. I mean, it doesn't mean his audience not warm. But the ants were overly warm. Ants were overly warm.

I have to say, like, I mean, every show I went to, every table was taken up. Yeah. The same level of energy, whether it was the first show of the night or the last show of the night, which was us. Which was us. Yeah. But really, like, so into it. So into it. It was great.

It was phenomenal. I felt, I felt the love. There's get him playing some X-Men. Pinball arcade. Nice to my father. How did your dad like it? He liked it. Yeah, yeah, he had a very time, yeah.

Good. I mean, people were so excited that he was there. Yeah. The second day, we got up, we were going to go to brunch. He's like, I'm like, I'll put the jersey on. I said, oh, I don't want to put the jersey on. And then we went to brunch. And he goes, you know, I think he might go back to the house and put my jersey.

Really? Yeah. Oh, great. Oh, cool. People were excited that he was there. They'll get him's daddy. Yeah. I was like, yeah, that's him.

Anybody ask him what your real name was? No, I don't think so. His real name? name is get him. It's like Bruce, Bruce, Bruce Wayne and Batman, you know what I'm saying? Well, when, when Getham was, uh, doing something, your dad started Googling you up in the, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's my son up to? Yeah. So he Googles, like, get him Steve Dave and he starts finding Reddit threads. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I have to say, it's impressive for an older guy, like, to be able to, like, hunt you down like that?

I'll get him in. Yeah, I guess, get him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have questions about what he saw? Yeah. Yeah. Just, you're married. It's like, why are all these people angry at you? That's a long story, Dad. Because you can't shut your fucking mouth. He knows that.

I said to him at one point, I go, I really love seeing you here. They all want to know where, where Gett came from. And he goes, he goes, a lot of parent-teacher meetings with that kid. He goes, that's great. Yeah. Yeah, there he's singing. Yeah, I will say to anybody listening, the one note I have for the audience is it's not group participation. There were some people who were really screaming over some of the comedians and stuff.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, one or two people were like just a little too. Like involved with a comedian? Yeah, like talking to them when they're in the middle of their act. And it has to be the 25% who weren't ants. No, I wish it was. I was. I had to take ownership. I'm like, oh, they're excited.

You know, they feel the part of it. It was curator He was belligerent because he heard he was being replaced Who's this fucking kid Justin Kyle? I only had one news story this week, Walt. I thought you might be interested in this in case you're not already. But where of it, string of missing are dead scientists.

Too coincidental not to be of a major concern, Congressman says, as 11th mystery emerges. Scientists are going to disappearing? Scientists 11. The deaths are disdainting. Disappearances of 11 top U.S. scientists and researchers is a matter of national... I mean, that's a shocking number? That's a pretty high number, isn't it?

Yeah. 11? 11. And how did they... They just disappeared or they died suspiciously? Died suspiciously or just disappeared. The lawmaker argued the fate of the scientists is almost certainly linked to the access. Some had to classified aerospace, defense, and UFO information.

Oh. Or may involve bad factors from China, Russia, or Iran. Yes, so did our own government silence them or did foreign actors get a hold on them? Some of the scientists literally just disappeared without a trace, including Air Force Major General William Neal McHastland, who vanished in February after Burlington said he tried to contact him twice about his research into unidentified anomalous phenomenon. Government speak for UFOs. Hmm. And investigators claim McHastland had experienced mental fog before disappearing from his home in Albuquerque. New Mexico.

New Mexico. Yeah, but right there, they've already laid the ground like mental fog. What's the definition of that? Yeah, it says he would have worked in top tier positions. What if they come for podcasts if next? I know. Wait a second. It says here, his name even appeared in WikiLeaks,

WikiLeaks dump of Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Joe Podesta's emails with former Blink 182 singer Tom DeLong claiming to have conversed with him about UAPs. This is a wicked web. There's a lot of people involved in those. Rock stars, scientists, politicians. I didn't see. Yeah. Huh.

So what do you think? Well, dead, dead, missing, missing, dead, missing, missing. I have little doubt that there isn't, that it's just a coincidence. Eleven people missing are dead? Yeah. Everybody working with infrared telescopes or alien life or. Mental fogs. Maybe they, maybe they abducted them and they're torturing them for information.

Our government or the other government? I think the other government. They're like in a cave like Tony Stark somewhere. China Rush or Iran? Yeah. I really doubt it. I just think it's, it may not even be a real story. Really?

Wow. A doubter. You're going to be next, Walt. I'll be careful. I can only protect you so much. I don't know what would be the advantage of killing them. What are they? What can they know too much about UFOs?

About UFOs? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I don't think there's. If 11 people from the plaza went missing or dead, you would be like, well, that's weird. Right. I mean, one went missing.

We were a word. Even if they were insiders that information, I mean, you could, you're just screaming in the wind. No one's going to barely believe you, like, unless you have irrefutable proof that there's UFOs. I don't know why. Maybe you're onto something, though. And they're like, we don't want them to get the proof. You'll watch X-Files? They did that shit all the time.

Yeah. Yeah, there's a TV show, though. Trump announced Thursday that his administration would provide the public with answers within the next few days. Those answers never came, right? Well, this was, let's see, when was a date for this article? I think this was actually today. April 17th. Yes.

So the answers, yeah, so the answers are still to come, evidently. How old is he now, Trump? 80 something. He's in his 80. He's in his 80s? Yeah. I mean, but he can't Google get him. He could, he could now just start dropping truth bombs.

If he wanted to. If he wanted to. If he's not already. I mean, he doesn't seem to shy away from saying what he feels, right? 79. 79. Yeah. Okay.

Huh. So you don't care, Walt. No. Yeah, I really. I thought for sure you would be. Yeah. It doesn't pique my interest at all. I don't really believe they were, they were even high-level

scientists. But what if they were? NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory engineer Jack Mywhite, who died in 2024. Famous MIT. So wait, but this goes all eight. So these 11 encompassed. It goes back to the 60s.

2020. In the past three years. Okay. 11. 11 over three years. I thought it was 11 in the past couple months. No. I mean, they go missing. They vanish. Found dead.

It happens. It's such a small percentage of... Of scientists working on that shit? I don't think so. I think there's something up with it, man. There's probably thousands of scientists working on it since 2023. How many would die before you were like, all right, something's up? Because 11's a sizable number.

Well, they're just missing. They're not dead. And are they all working on the same project? No. Yeah. Non-nuclear components, an American-made nukes. So what's the number? 25?

Yeah, and it's not all UFOs. Some of it's nuclear. Nuclear shit. Well, that's more concerning. Well, that could be that they were working with a, they were spies and they were maybe feeding information to another government. That's concerning too. I mean, I don't automatically assume that fucking, the grays came down and took them.

Well, no, I don't think that's what they're saying. I think they're saying that part of it could be that. Like, the grays didn't come down and take them, but the people who don't want the grays to be, to be made aware of the grays are the ones who did it. one's dressed like Mickey Mouse again? Oh, it was a gray. It was a gray? Remember the aliens?

The friendly ones had Mickey Mouse pants and something. We had a whole lore set up on seven years ago. I don't know. I was talking about something that really existed. Really? What is this story? I've never heard. No, it was your theory.

Yeah, was your idea. The friendly ones covered their dick. Whatever it was. They don't have genitalia. They don't? No. This doesn't even come out? Like, like, uh...

Well, it's not, you can't see it. from looking at it, like, when they come out, and most people, when they describe the aliens, they never describe any, like, outside genitalia. And that would be notable. You'll be the first thing, right? I mean, I will admit this. The first thing I'd look at their big eyes,

but then only a few seconds later, I'd be like, I'd look down to see you. Touch your eyes, dark down. Okay. He's probably Is he excited? Okay. Yeah, it wouldn't be too,

it wouldn't be too long before I took a sneaky peek down there to see what? I was right, I knew it. Put your fucking Mickey Mouse pants on. Yeah, and you wonder, would it advance society not have a need for genitalia? Well, they still got a procreate, no. Right. Unless everything's done on a test tube.

Oh, that would go fun. Where you just scrapes themselves off. Poor aliens. They didn't have sex anymore. You just scrape some cells and put it in a test tube, spitting it, and then wait nine months. So they're clones. They're not even like offspring. Yeah.

Good theory. I like it. I like it. I'll go with it. All right. That's all I had. Yeah. I mean, I, you know, I'm going to run back home.

The WrestleMania pregame chenel. Yeah. What's the pregame look like? How many people are at the house? Well, they have, they have, Sal's coming over today. I got a couple of people coming over today. just it's like three four hardcore wrestlers fans well it's so long the day so fucking long because it starts at

they have like pre matches and like commentary really is like a big deal so I'll just throw that on the TV I guess I bet you it starts around three or something like that and then people just come and go you know it's spread over two nights oh it's two nights two nights two nights and your favorite match might be on Sunday whose match might be on Saturday but it's not 48 straight hours though no but it is long I went to I I went to a two day one once and I was like, I can't ever do this again. It's just too long. You were just sitting watching people wrestle though, right?

Yeah, yeah. It was too long? It was like 10 hours. Yeah, twice. That's too much wrestling for you. It's just too much to be in public because I get the whole time people are coming out. You don't have a private box? Oh, man of the people, bro.

The people I don't want to talk to. You can be a horse of there in third row. Cat my cat. Is that the softest cat you ever felt? It is, Mr. Quinn, it is. It's like a cloud. Say it. Say it. Say it to him.

I want to hear you say it to him, but not to me. Tell him, Steve, Dave.