Tell Em Steve-Dave - #674: The Hoodlums

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

The guys throw Jimmy a bachelor party, a toilet befuddles Walt & Bry, Sunday Jeff looks on the Sunny side, Q watches wrestlemania, Runaway brides. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

I have a scandal that could rock Q West. Bloodline's back. Fonke! You're asking me what's wrong with me. You're asking me. These two guys are cuck of being awful. Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve, Dave.

Look at all of us here. Look at him. How you stanking? Look at Wall. Are you stanking? And look at you. Hello. Look at me.

We're all here. now what? First, right out of the gate, I have a scandal that could rock Q West 2 and possibly prevent QS 3. Okay, wow. Let's get it out there then into the world. I lead you guys to look at something and tell me what you see. All right. All right.

Can you see that wall? Hey, Joe. What do you see there? What am I looking at? Looking at a picture. What do you see in that? picture, though. Does he get him?

Is he get him? I see, is that his dad? Yeah. What's he doing? That's what I'm wondering. What's he got in there? I really thought your beard was cut off. I thought that was you.

Oh, you thought that was me in the background? How dare you? I just thought your beard was caught. After all my hard work, I look like get him. Did him, would you like to explain? Oh, you got it up there. Oh, boy. The idea that this man, this beloved gentleman is this recording the lady.

The guy who got nothing but compliments. Is creeping? Is creeping? Yeah. Wow, that can't be. We have to be misreading this. It runs on the family, though. You haven't explained to the listeners who have no visual what's going on?

I haven't. So we're looking at a picture of three lovely ladies with Gidham and his dad lurking in the background. Seems to be just there by happenstance. We were on our way out. We ran on a way back to our place. Okay. We had done the butterfly thing and then came back. So what I think happened is when we were going through the butterfly,

after we saw Ming and everything, M.J. had come through like the opposite way. So he had seen her passing him. And now that he's at the brunch place, he's seeing her like in all her glory. Right. So he liked her? I think so, yeah. Yeah? Well, she's pretty hard not to like.

Yeah. But is it something that will ripple? Well, no. I'm going to tell you why. Because part of the reason that, you know, I mean, look, she's gorgeous, obviously, so that makes her notable. But she is dressed in a cosplay-style costume. Cosplay style, I'll agree to that.

Scantily clad in a guy. But that's all right, because that was what the cost. It was rogue in the Savage Land. And that's what she looked like then. So, you know, if you're walking around. around in full comic book costume. You got to expect it? I think people are allowed to take pictures.

I mean, come on. I mean, she's taking a picture here on the one side. Right, but he's definitely has it aimed at her ass. It's a different kind of picture. No, no, it's not aimed at our ass. Come on. Don't say that.

Don't you see that lens telescoping? He wishes he had a telescoping. You don't have to point him at the ass these days. Cameras are so good you can just take a photo and zoom in later. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. So, well, he might not. know that. He, uh, he, yeah, I, I think she's in costume, man, like, I think he was mostly taking

him, like, to send, like, his friends, like, this is what I've seen in Key West. Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Come on, man. And, uh, I mean, if I... You can't have, like, a knockout walking around dressed like rogue from Savage Land and not how a guy take a picture into. And if I'm being, uh, totally honest, um, I'm sure she loves it. She loves it. Yeah, it's totally fine. That's great. I got I I I I they talked me into going into the you know I haven't been on Reddit in years at this point and I I I just I it's been probably a decade since I've been on Facebook and Jiggy kept telling me he's like you should go into the Reddit you go on to Facebook you should see people are really happy about it'll make you feel good

I'm not going on to Reddit under any fucking conditions or circumstances I will never go on to ready again in my life so but I did lock into Facebook to look to the QS group right and oh man it really didn't make me feel good. People had a great time. Oh, good. Yeah. Not a single nasty comment about anybody. Everybody was supportive and friendly and everybody was just like

enjoying the thing that they all love together. It was nice. And then I logged out and I won't ever go back, but you know, but it was looking to see the good stuff. I just saw the good stuff dipped my toe. I got out. That was that. But I'm really glad everybody had a good time. Thank you for the

kind words, internet. That's a rarity. these days. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, for all, I've been already in a long time.

It could have changed. Right. No. No, everybody's shaking their head. Okay. Why continue to go, guys. And there's MJ with Johnny Law. With her husband.

There she is, Walt, in her full rogue outfit. Get him died within his rights to take a picture of that? Um, yeah. You know, she's out in public. Out in public.

He's sporting it around. She doesn't want people to not look. No. Yeah. No. And God bless her. Need more rogues out there.

Oh, come on. Just, just do your part, people. Yeah, beautiful. Now, I noticed today, Walt's very distracted. Yeah, what's going on in here? I don't know. What's going on in here? You're very quiet?

You're staring at the floor? No, he's looking at his phone. Oh, yeah, what's going on? Oh, so you are staring at the floor. Yeah. I was staring at these rubber fidget balls. Right. I don't know.

What do you want me to say? I wasn't there. I don't have really much to weigh in. I'm what? On the Gettom's dad being a creeped? This is gotcha journalism. You're not fucking lending to it. It's supposed to be different.

It's supposed to be like, we got him. Now we cancel him next. Yeah, it's Gettom's dad now. I don't want to cancel. What a crew. What a crew. Yeah. Good.

people. Good people. So, uh, what the fuck happened this week? The, what do you mean? Anything to talk about in the world? I don't know, which is why I brought some, uh, banter topics and, uh, what would you do if, okay, that kind of stuff, because I don't have any real life shit. I don't look at the news. Yeah.

I rarely go to social media at all, if at all anymore. You're into a bachelor party? Did go, yes, we did go to a bachelor party. Yeah, how was that? You never faced it to me ago. Oh, yeah, you're right. We didn't. Yeah.

Uh, the bachelor party was pretty. decent, I would say. Okay. I got down there. Well, we got down there. It was, let's see, it was me, Walt. Well, there were the elders. It was me, Walt, Frank,

and Sunday, Jeff. And then the youngsters were not get him. He didn't show up. Why? Get him canceled out. You got to ask him. I'm still sick.

I'm a massive headache. Yeah, so he didn't go. So we had Jimmy. We had Chuck who went and got matching tattoos. with Jimmy? Jimmy and Chuck got magic tattoos, yeah. They got, it was touching.

They got art by Tim Cronin. Oh, get out of here. The record clerk. Well, that is pretty nice. Yeah, and it was kind of sad when I asked Chuck, you know, why he chose to get that artwork. And it was like, he said,

he didn't get to know Tim all that well. And this would serve as a reminder to always try to get to know somebody in case you don't get that opportunity. Yeah, I mean, which, I mean, it's sad all around when you're getting a tattoo of somebody who's no longer with us, but that even made it more. It's also, I mean, it's sad, but it's also wise. Is it? Is everybody worth getting to know?

Tim was. Yeah, because if you get to know him, at least you want to distance yourself, at least you know why. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Good point. All right. I see you. Look, Chuck's an emotional guy, you know.

Well, he's not the only one. got it, Jimmy got it as well. Yeah, but Jimmy knew him. Did Jimmy know to him or Jimmy? They both, I think, knew him as much as they, as both. I mean, they knew him from meeting him from

Tell him Steve Dave events. He's got a, Jimmy's got a lot of tattoos, so I don't think it really matters when he gets a random one. That's Chuck's first tattoo. That's what I mean. He didn't tell his girlfriend either. Uh-oh.

Is she finding out right now? Oh, she's found out probably the next day after the, well, you think that's bad? Oh, no, I don't think it's bad. Oh, no. I was trying to make it worse for Chuck. Yeah, that's the picture. There it is.

But yeah, that was Chuck's first tattoo, which I thought was also very, it wore my heart. It definitely made me go like, wow, that's absolutely touching and very heartfelt of the reason behind it was because it serves as a reminder. You know, maybe you take the time to get to know, somebody. buddy because they might not always be around. You might not have that opportunity. Yeah, but some people are happy to see go. You're asking me what's wrong with me? You're like, you're fucking being awful.

You're like, well, people aren't worth knowing. Yeah, but at least we're talking. Some things are left better unsaid. Are you thinking we're supposed to, everybody out there believes that everybody's worth getting to know? I think of anything that the last decade there's so with taught us is that a lot of people's opinion shouldn't be heard or take it seriously in any way, shape, or form.

It's the quiet guys like Tim that are worth getting. So the alternative is get to know no one then? No, but, you know, crush your instincts. You know? I don't think it was instincts that made them not get to know him better. I just think of circumstances. Sure. He's a bit older.

They're doing, you know, their circles are different. And when they came to being the same room, and them, you know, they enjoyed their time spent with him, but they didn't, they felt like maybe we could have did more together. We wish we had more time to do more things together. Yeah. So, um, so, uh, Rupert was there.

Okay. Steve and Anthony from reviewing history. Tom. Tom was there. Got to sit next to Tom, talk to Tom a bit. How'd that go? Pretty well. Yeah, he's a good guy.

Yeah, I like Tom. And, uh, I guess the probably the standout moment of the night was the bathroom. I forgot What happened to the bathroom So I went to the bathroom And Walt followed shortly after It's a very fancy restaurant

Yeah It was over $1,000 It was $1,200 bill For how many people? I don't know 10? Probably 10, yeah Yeah

I mean it's not cheap No It was not cheap What I wouldn't say I would put it as like Very pricey Oh Oh

Maybe we're not in your tax bracket 10 people drinking alcohol and eating food? I don't know. How many people drank? I don't know if anybody drank. I think all these people had a glass of wine. At a steakhouse, it just feels like that's like a hundred bucks a person, sounds about right.

Yeah. The, I felt it was the most expensive hamburger I ever had in my life. Oh, yeah. You know, I had to pay, it was a $100 hamburger for me. That's a lot. $100. Yeah, well, in all fairness, you handed over that $100 very graciously. Well, I had to pay for Jimmy's meal.

Yeah, yeah. I had to put in, and then you put in the tip, it was $100. It wasn't, it was very close. Nice size burger. I got to say it was a one pound burger I couldn't eat the whole thing Couldn't eat the whole thing It was so big

Look at Sunday Jeff Sunday Jeff with his point in at the camera Always keeps it special I mean at this point Should Frank Five just get an apartment here or something He wants to but the Real estate in New Jersey Is keeping him from getting that

Getaway Right That Pieter What do they call it? Yeah look at rub There he is Nice I think Rub is supposed to organize it, right?

Was it rub that? Rub did organize it. Yeah. Did great job. He did do a great job. It was fun. So anyway, there's this bathroom in the place. Like Walt says very, I would call it high end for sure.

On scale one to ten, how fancy would you put it? I'm putting it at a ten. What's the name of the steakhouse? Homestead Steakhouse and the board of-out. Okay. As far as places I've gone to, I'd put it at ten. Okay. It's not a ten.

It's not a ten. No? What do we got for a ten? Maybe I haven't been there yet. Having eaten all over the world and its steakhouses all across this great, great land. I would say the original old homestead of Manhattan, probably an eight, the one in AC, yeah, seven. Seven, eight. Yeah, yeah, great, which is great.

Like, that's not. I got to get a reserve the nine, tens for, like, the places that we'll never eat at. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think we're, yeah. We're not there. It was a 10 in my lifetime. Sure.

Yeah. For my experience, my life experiences. I think the highest will ever be in is an eight in our lives. No, I just told you. I was at a 10th. I know, but I'm talking real world statistics. You won't go another steakhouse for another until the next person gets married, probably. But it's great.

Old Holmes says that great. Is it the family style they do there or it's not? It's individual plates. Individual place, but family style appetizers. Or not an appetizer, side, sorry. Right. So there's a bathroom and I went into it and there was a guy in there in a urinal. And what I notice is, the first thing I notice is that the bowl is unencumbered by any sort of cubicle.

So it's just a bowl sitting there. And it's deusin? Nobody's. No, nobody's deuson. No, no, no. I went into the bathroom. Yeah. Same thing.

A guy at a urinal and another guy just kind of. fixing his hair in the mirror. And so I just went over and washed my hands, you know, because I wanted to, because I was going to eat. I was just going in to wash my hands and have to use the bathroom. Yeah. So there was three people in the bathroom, but I didn't notice the, uh, the toilet. Oh, that's it?

No, no. No. Oh, that looks like fucking hell on earth. That was the bathroom. That was the bathroom. I used to go drinking. Yeah, that makes more sense. That looks like somebody would wake up in a saw movie.

I didn't notice the, uh, the toilet in the corner, you know, just out in the open. Right. I didn't know. I had to be told about it as that towards the end of the meal. They were like, what did you think of that? And I was just like, what I think of what? That there was no stall that you just go to the bathroom.

You do number two in front of everybody. And I was like, no, you had your mind. And I went in. I looked. And lo and behold, yeah, this fucking place had a toilet where you do the most personal thing you could do on the planet. where you clean up the most part, like you don't want anybody to ever see the way you do that. Watch me wipe.

Nobody like that. It was right out in the open. It was the only toilet in the room? It was the only toilet in the restaurant. It was the only men's room in the restaurant. And there was a female room, there was a women's room, female room right next to it. And so I walked in and to get confirmation that the buzz amongst a table was accurate, that there was no stall.

Wow. In the bathroom. Maybe they just, they ripped out the old stall this weekend. They're putting in the new one next week. I'm like, I can't, no. I wasn't the way you're just like, I was more like bamboozled. I was like, I demanded an answer because I'm like, how the fuck can the Board of Health think that this is proper? So you asked the manager?

I went to the next closest thing to the manager. Right. And it was tossed around for a while before we finally found out what the deal was. was okay yeah because I felt the same way like I went in to wash my hands it was a guy taking a piss in there and his girlfriend was waiting from outside and like when I opened the door she's like there's just a toilet in there yeah it's weird isn't it she's yeah it is weird uh so I got back to the table you know Walt went and he checked it out and then he asked the guy the the uh the waiter he's like you know what is the deal like why in a place like this is there just a toilet sitting

out there in the open and the guy who the way he looked at me was as if I asked him like, Would you like to see me use the toilet? He looked at me with the most perplexed, stupefied look you could ever have on your face. Like bamboozled to say the least. And he's like, what? And I was like, bro, have you ever been in the bathroom? I was like, let's go in right now.

It explains to me. Hold my hand. him. And explain to me why the hell you guys don't have walls around a door around this. He goes, and he just shakes his head. He goes, I'm not allowed in the men's room here. But that's not possible that they don't have a stall around. It's not possible.

And I go, let's go. And he goes, and then he says something to the long story short. He goes, that's a one-person bathroom. When you go in the bathroom, you lock the door behind you. He goes, there's one urinal, there's one toilet. He goes, you don't, it's not for three people at a time, he goes. Okay. So the most simple answer escaped everybody at the table.

Right. That was a one-person bathroom. I felt to notice the lock. Okay, so it was that small of a bathroom? It was urinal toilet. No, it was just so fancy a restaurant. The bathroom was too big. And in your head, you couldn't accept that this would be a bathroom from one person.

Yeah. Like coming from this such meager Origins as I come from I can't imagine having ever using a bathroom Yeah So in retrospect Was the person that was in there when you walked in Alarmed that people were walking in?

No one seemed alarmed But I will say this In retrospect when I thought back to it There was three guys hanging out in front of the bathroom And I walked right past him And they looked at me weird And I have to that I realize I was cutting the line.

Yeah, you were cutting the line. That was room for all of us. Come on, boys. Well, he told me it was like, it was almost, I was almost ashamed of myself for not figuring that out. Coming on the heels of many other things, or I'm like, man, I wonder if I'm losing my edge. Like, I might be getting a little soft in the head, though.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm having to ask my daughter to do things and, and, like, what? just on my phone, things that I can't fucking get right. And I'm like, can you do this? And she does it in two seconds. And so I'm like, yeah, am I getting to that point where I'm like, Yeah, where, you know, the VCR is?

The VCR has, like everything's a VCR, like the way my parents treat it a VCR. Now I'm treating everything like a VCR. It's my VCR box. You're not keeping up because it's moving. You're good with what you have and everything's moving so fast. Yeah. And then I'm also not taking the time. I'm just kind of like barging in and bumbling into something.

And I'm automatically assuming that my POV is the correct POV, not that this must be a bathroom that has no stall. I can only see it one way. Yeah. It's outrageous, yeah, that I thought it was. But again, yeah, a lot of the table did too. They didn't realize it. I don't know. I walked around today before I came here with my hollering for where, where the fuck are my keys?

Where are my goddamn keys? They're in my pocket. They're in my pocket the whole time for 10 minutes. I'm roaming around. What jacket was I wearing yesterday? God damn it. Where yes? Oh my God.

The word, God, damn it, is it so many times in my house. I did that the other night. I had one flashlight in my neck and one flashlight in my pocket. And I'm going around. Look at my other flashlight. And I went upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, upstairs. And I, yeah. Yeah, it's just going to, it's happening.

It's happening, man. It's great. My favorite moment of the evening. evening, though, happened very, very early on. We had just gotten out of the car, me Sunday and Frank, and we got into, we were getting into the elevator to go down to the casino and from the parking garage. And there was this group of four or five, 20-something ladies dressed to the nines. Can you help me with my phone? You know, very dressed up. And you smell the perfume. You know, they were, they were out for, you. a gals night out. Hot Saturday night in the A.C. And we get in the elevator and Sunday goes, you guys getting in?

And they were like, no, no, no. We'll wait. And the door closed. And I want, I wish everybody can live in Sunday, Jeff's head. And the way he, the way he just perceives things is, it's childlike. it's absolutely healthy. It's the most healthy way, like, POV on things that you can imagine. He turned us and giggled and was like,

they don't want to get in a fucking elevator with a bunch of oudlums. And I was like, like with no sense of irony, he absolutely 100% meant it. If only. I'm turning an action figure The Suncoast video 30 years ago It makes you a little over

That's so funny LLB Oh my God LLB Oh my God A readers on his head His Batman ring New balance

Your reaction is how I was And I was just like I was like I think it might be the fact They just don't want to get Andy old people smell on them? The stank of old. They're jokes on them because

they had the chance to get in the elevator with an actual living legend. And they didn't. They judged a book by its cover. Holy fuck. My favorite, yeah, my favorite moment of the whole night was him. Fun loving criminals.

Yeah, right. And he meant it. Yeah, he meant it. He was just like, hey, they didn't want to get on an elevator with a bunch of ootlums. Did you correct him? Oh, yeah.

I told him. I was like, I was like, oh, it's like, the stop button on the elevator. Hold on a second. What did you just say?

Is there an emergency? No, no, I got to explain something to Jeff. Oh my God. Those are the cleanest, newest, new balance sneakers I've ever seen in my entire life.

Franks and khakis with a black polo and black sneakers to match. I mean, look, Jimmy the hair guy, maybe you can make the argument. I mean, you know, he's wearing a slim,

slim shady t-shirt and a juggleros shorts. I told Jeff that their, their comment back to him was, no, no, no, that's okay. That, that, if they, in the definition, like, what, what they really meant to say if you were to decipher that in 20-something-year-old speak was, ew. No. Oh, man. You're too rough and tough for us, gals. You know how, like, every once in a while you get, like, a thing.

four-colored demon member who gets like a title like that's he should be the hoodlum the official yeah he's just been promoted you know my brother's in a band yeah and the whole way up too he's telling me about his system yeah and uh for gambling for gambling and i was like okay i go i'm going to sit by your side i'm going to learn this system i said i go i go so okay what do you what he said i'm done i'm done i like when he finally tapped out yeah and said he was done gambling i was like Okay, so the system, so let me see if I get this straight. The system is lose $80 within five minutes and then call it a night. Oh, yeah, fucking Mr. Big Nuts.

I haven't seen you bet anybody yet. Go ahead. Let's show me how it's done. Oh, that's great. These casinos are built on guys with system. Right, exactly, yeah. I called it the, well, I don't want to use his last name, but you know his last name. It begins with an ass.

Like the blank system. The Sunday system. Yeah. There he is. The hudlem. I walked by, and Anthony was, he was like,

he got three blackjacks in a row. And I was like, this guy knows what he's doing. He's a system. Then I walked away and he was like, those are the only three hands I won. And who was playing, somebody was trying to play,

was it Tom, trying to play craps with Rob? No, that was Rupp trying to teach me how to play crafts. Try to teach you. And, yeah,

it was a little bit beyond me. Yeah. He also, I was like, okay, so let me see if I get these rules straight. You blow $100 within seven minutes and walk away, muttering and cursing. And I go, okay, got it. And if I'm not mistaken, you said, while other tables nearby are hoot and hollering. Other tables are fucking going nuts.

There's high fives. There's fucking backflips. What a crew. This picture is amazing. To think that a bunch of hot 20-year-old girls would look at this. crew. And not jump in the elevator? If this crew is on fire, they wouldn't spit on us.

I mean, look at, zoom in on Frank's face. Like, can you find five? Like, could you imagine like a girl looks up and somebody's looking at her across the room like that? You understand why Mary's with him. Oh, it's so great. Yeah, a lot of money was lost that weekend. Yeah, did anyone win? Frank won.

Frank won some? Yeah. Nice. You guys went to one night? I didn't even stay. Chuck stayed over, Jimmy stayed over, and Rupp stayed over. Okay. Everybody else said one.

Strip club action or is this straight up? Nope. No strippers allowed. Allowed. Who's making that rule? Who do you think? Who's going to tell Jimmy no strippers allowed and he's going to listen, aside from Walt? Yeah.

That was my answer. That was it? Was Michelle? Yeah. I'm surprised that she wouldn't. Well, there's a backstory to it. There always is with Jimmy. There always is.

I think Jim is. was caught looking at a little bit too much. So nobody can have fun because Jimmy... Well, we could have had fun. We're just going to bring Jimmy with us. Yeah. But from what I understand... Well, in lieu of the strippers, I mean, come on,

something Jeff's there. You're right. That's his one bachelor party that he's going to attend in his lifetime. Yeah. And he chose that one. I mean, that's better than Tatas. But why is we got a... Sunday Jeff will go to a strip club, I guess.

I don't know if he wouldn't have, but... It wouldn't matter, though, because Jimmy had the decree. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Okay. But from what I heard, yeah. Was that Michelle was surprised with a stripper at her bachelorette party.

Well, well, wow. I don't know if Jimmy knows that. Maybe this is the first time he's hearing it, but. Well, also, she knows how to act. Yeah. So I think she probably acted reserved and respectable. Yeah. Wow.

Wasn't going nuts. Look at how happy Jimmy is in this picture, too. Like, he wouldn't be any happier in a strip club. No, no. And if we did, Tom would have to get an emergency second vasectomy if he was going to go to a strip club. Yeah, it ruined his pants. Yeah, for sure. Whoa, what is this?

I think that's her stripper. That's a gag stripper? I think they went to like it's some kind of like almost like a Jim Rose circus type thing where there were like, yeah, like guys like this and the fire, the fire guy. So that's not really. But I don't know if that was the stripper. I don't know if that was the guy. I can't say for sure. That was a...

Where was that in Key West? No, I don't know. This was in Philadelphia. Yeah, Philly. Yeah. You see guys like that just walking down the street in Key West. Yeah. In Fongs?

Yeah. Sometimes. Really? I mean, especially around fantasy. Yeah, yeah. Definitely going to see that. It's one of my most vivid memories of Key West is me and Q. The two dragons.

The two dragons. These two gay guys in these. in these with dragon wings on. I have a photo of it somewhere. Do you? Yeah, somewhere I have it. And green thongs tearing down the street because they were late to something. I know exactly where it was right near the green parrot.

Oh, yeah. I know every time I pass that street corner, I'm like, there are the dragons. There'd be dragons here. They'd be dragons, yeah. And they were running down the street. They were late for something to me and Q looked at each other. Like, what the fuck was like? But cheeks are wiggling.

Yeah. Yeah, that was probably, that was our first. I mean, we just got into town. Yeah. It was like an early impression of. Right. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

If I could put you, though, in a week. Yeah. A week in that kind of mindset that Sunday has, would you want to go there or would you like, no, no, I like, or would you be too dangerous? Because, like, I would love to live in a world where, like, he's that. Delusional? I don't know, delusional, positive, just. Well, looking on the sunny side.

Yeah. Like, I'll take every bit of a very sunny side. I'm going to extract every bit of it. I'm going to extract every bit of cynicism at your soul. Would you let it live like that? I would. I don't know. I mean, only for a week it would be good.

Yeah. A bachelor party would be fun. You know what I mean? To go through life that way? I don't know. But you'd also be convinced to make questionable returns and don't forget this habit of collecting. Yeah.

No, I don't think so. Because you've still got to be part of a society. You know what I mean? You can't be walking around thinking that constantly. Now, are you, in this picture, Walt, are you hunching down a little bit to hide your face? Because there's no way you're not taller than Jimmy, and his whole head is obscuring half your face there. It's probably my, I'm not, you know, I'm just as tall as Chuck. Just as tall as Tom.

Right? Yeah, I guess so. But you do have a habit of closing your eyes or hiding your face or wearing a barren mask in pictures. What a crew. What a fucking crew this is. It was fun. Yeah, it really looks like a lot of fun. Yeah, sad I missed it.

I heard WrestleMania did not live up to the hype. A lot of dissing online. I saw people very disappointed in the lackluster, WrestleMania, they called it. Saturday night, didn't it reiss the highs I wanted it to. Sunday did. Yeah, Sunday did. So it's just how you want to do it.

So you are pleased. I wasn't. Look, I was annoyed with everybody else that the amount of commercials was fucking insane. The matches were like on average. like 10 minutes or less long. There was a little bit of like you guys messed with the formula too much.

But there were some great matches and fucking Roman Reins won the title. So all's right in my world. The bloodlines back. Brock Lesnar retires. Brock Lesnar retired and emotional. My friend Paige came back. I didn't see that.

I haven't talked to her many years. But like it was good. It was some surprises. No, I was overall. Look, man, I had a great day, man. You know, I was sitting there like having a blast. Seeing a pass the torch to Dan Housen? Dan Housen's killing, man.

He might be too big for us now. Oh. All of a sudden, now that the office is shaping up, now he's too big for us. I was his manager for a bit. He'll get in here. He'll get in here. But he's killing, man.

It's like, fucking wild, how everybody liked it. And he was in AW for so long, and he just didn't do anything with the guy. It's so good to see him go to WWE and just be a fucking runaway hit right away. Yeah, I saw a brief clip of him talking to some young girl. I guess it was like she was super excited about me. Yeah, they took seats from up top and brought him down.

Oh, did they? Yeah, but everybody in the backstage is taking, like, everybody knows how hot he is right now. So, like, he's stone close to you. That Austin's taking, asking for photos with him and stuff like that. Yeah, so good for him. I'm real happy for him because he's also like a great guy. That's good. Yeah, I like that.

I disagree. I know what people are complaining about, and I have a lot of the same complaints, but, you know, WrestleMania is also like, it's a feeling, you know, you got to bring yourself to the, to the party.

You got to have fun with it. Yeah. Well, I mean, I like, this is your Super Bowl, right? Yeah. For people who love wrestling,

this is their Super Bowl. Yeah. And I feel like, you know, this past year, Super Bowl was toilet. It wasn't a good game. It was boring. It didn't feel like a Super Bowl.

Yeah. It happens. Any, any... There's always next year. Any WrestleMania where Roman Rains gets a title back for me is a,

a massive success because it should be nowhere else but around his waist. More wrestling stuff. CM Punk did you hear about this? You got an altercation with a fan. Somebody who was taking a picture of his wife or recording his wife. I get it. You know, I get it.

Like, you know, you say after a show, you're just trying to go, I don't know why they fucking didn't have security. I don't know why. I mean, I know for a fact every hotel has back alleys and stuff that the,

you know, that the staff goes through. I don't know why they didn't take them through that. But it is hard, you know, Like at the end of a show, you're tired. You just lost the fucking title. He's the one that lost it to Roman Raines.

You just have the shit kicked out of him. Your wife just lost the title. Like, and like, they just won't leave you the fuck. Like, let these guys just go to their fucking room. Like, people forget that they're like humans. Like, just let them go to their fucking room. And they didn't, and they didn't annoy him. They want an apology.

For what? I guess he smacked his phone out of it. Yeah, he smacked his fan cell phone away in an altercation in the lobby of the MGM grand following his law. to Roman Reigns in the main event. Yeah, I shouldn't do that. Footage showed a fan approaching women's professional wrestler Bailey and speaking

with her while she embraced CM Punk's wife. AJ Lee. So I guess like this Bailey person was trying to talk to the... Yeah, she's a wrestler. She's a pro wrestler. She's great too. Yeah, I'm looking at it now and he really is not, he's going after the guy. Like, dude, like after you made your point. So did he...

Oh, yeah. Like that I understand. This I don't. Oh, going back at him? Maybe the guy said something, who knows? But who cares? He just walk away, I get it. But I don't know. CM Punk, he's known for this shit. And let's not forget, like, he's a professional wrestler.

You know, these guys are rough and tumble life. They are. Yes. CM Punk, I remember he was. Hudlums. Yep. Actual hoodlums. Not anymore.

I mean, back of the day, yeah, now I don't even think. I think there is, like, cushioned as everybody else these days now. The job's hard, though. CM Punk was one of the first guys to go on Twitter and shit on comic bookmen. Really? Yeah. Never forget it. Well, he's one that lost the title to Roman Raines.

In your fucking face. What did he say about? What do you say about? Comic book? I can't remember the exact. It was just that it sucked or it wasn't any good or whatever. A lot of CM Punk fans, but there's also people who are not a lot of CM Punk fans. There were people who were happy he lost the match.

I mean, you're looking at one of them. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah. I like Roman Rings. All right. Yeah. Oh, wow. Look at that before turning it off. Embarrassing. Wow. But what made, he didn't allow me? Wow. There you go. Wow. Get him. You are good. Embarrassing. So five minutes of the first episode and it was so embarrassing that he turned it off.

It fucking, like, you know, that's that thing. It's just like, all right. So you're going on and you're shitting on everybody's work. Good for you. I know it's not as real as wrestling, CM Punk. All right. Calm down. Let's not get into this. He got a gig as a writer at Marvel. Yeah, he wrote the thing, right, with Cullen Bunn? I don't remember what it was, but I know that he, he's a legit comic book fan. Yeah, he is a legit comic fan. Oh, yeah, says right there. He wrote the Thor annual number one in 2015 and a story for Strange Sports Story.

His co-writer was Cullen. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. So in other words, the writer was Cullen. Yeah, I've been reading his book. Who? Collins, the new one. Oh, it's good.

I'm like 10 chapters in. Yeah, it's a good book. He did a good job. Wow. disdain for the show. Destain. Destain. He's not known for making friends.

No. He's the heel guy? No. I mean, like in business and behind the scenes, like he gets fired from this company. He gets fired. Yeah, yeah. I'll be like that. But entertaining.

I mean, fuck. Like, I'm not, I'm not upset when he's on Mike. He's, he's good. He's good. I just like Roman reins. There you go. All right. Well, we're 30 Snugans minutes in.

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basically sitting in like a chair just talking to the camera for an hour and complaining and drinking and it's like the closest you can get to hanging out with a drunk Joe de Rosa without hanging out. Yeah, it's fun.

He lives in Austin now, so it's more difficult to hang out of something. Yeah, so I sat there and I actually listened to it the other day. He moved to Texas? He's in Texas now, yeah. Let me him go there. Like the comedy,

I think the comedy scene down there is just where it's at. Yeah, that's where Joe Rogan's if you're trying to build a career. Oh, really? Yeah, like apparently like a comedy scene down in Austin. has gone on, which is weird

because DeRos is not really like part of that scene, but I think a lot of his friends are, so I don't know. So it's a more happening scene in New York right now. I believe so, but you have to remember, I don't know. I'm not on the scene, you know what I mean? So I don't really know.

But yeah, I think it is. I think like the big names went down there for the tax purposes and also during all the cancel social shit. They were like, I'm going where people don't care. And did it. You know, I became millionaires because of it. But, yeah, so I think it's kind of down there.

And also, it's also, like, kind of convenient to a traveling comedian going everywhere, like, because you're kind of in the middle of the country? Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't really know. But so that, that volatile around this, it's really funny. So he's there 24, 7, 12 months out of the year. He lives in Texas now.

He does. He didn't want to. He had a place in, well, he didn't want to. It's something happening. He had the cell's place. So the sub place has gone to? No, that's still a place. Sandwich place?

Yeah, that's all right. All right. So Valho ran. This is fun. It's just listen. Listen to go, no, no. It's great. And then what the fuck was it?

Oh, and I'm going to be in the Netflix as a joke festival on Doug Benson show next week. Okay. I think it's Thursday. But he asked me, we went so well in QS. He was like, you want to come do it again? So it's a rematch between me and the Rosa. Oh, nice. Yeah, at the Netflix.

It's a joke festival in Los Angeles next week, the week after. First week of May. First week of May. Doug Benson, Netflix. Look it up. Yeah. So those two things I just want to put out there. All right.

Yeah, I never get to promote shows. There you go. Yeah, I got to do something. There you go. This is great. I had questions, Walt, but I'm not sure if you're up for answering them. You see him a little bit down today. No.

May 7th, 7 PM. Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Thank you, you again. I didn't see you go IQ when he looked at his phone, no? When you were, when, you know. Because he wasn't staring at it for like two minutes straight. Oh, yes. I didn't realize.

I didn't realize you had me on the clock. Yeah, a little bit. I got a timer right in front of me. True. I can count on the clock. I was going to wonder, like, if Jimmy came to you because his, his Michelle was a runaway bride. Oh, yes. How do you console him?

First of all, good for Michelle. She finally came to her sentences. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd still send her a wedding gift. Help her in a new life. I mean, better to know now than to, you know, find out a year from now or whenever it may be, you know, when it's too late. And then you have to get a messy divorce and everything. I would try to put the spin on it that it was a positive that this happened before the wedding.

Like, Walt, I love her. I'm never going to love anyone else. We both know that's not true. You love somebody else. I love my W.C. Fields start board. Yeah, that's a good point. He'd get over it. Better to know now than to in a year.

Why do you ask? Oh, no. I saw something about a runaway bride and just made me think of Jimmy and Michelle. I was talking to a guy that works on Joker's. You know, great guy, young guy, 29. And I said, hey, how's it going with that girl? Because the last time I'd seen him, he moved in with a girl. and they were getting married, they were getting engaged.

And he was like, oh, no, we broke up. I go, well, who did it? He goes, no, I did it. I go, didn't she live with you? And he goes, yeah, he goes, and then we broke up. And she had, she delivered me for three weeks. And before she moved out, and I was like, how great was it that first day in the house when she was gone? And he was just the best feeling I've ever had in my life.

And it made me think of all the feelings I'll never have again in my life. You know what I mean? Because, like, ain't that's not going to happen. I mean, was some girls going to move in? And I'm like, I don't want him to be here. And I was like, I was like, What a great feeling. To be like, my house is mine again.

She's gone. He goes, he goes, I shit with the door open all the time now. I was like, oh, what a great feeling. If you were living alone, would you do that still, or would you just by force of habit, close the door? Because I always close the door, regardless of who's home or not. I would do it with the door open. Yeah? Yeah, I wouldn't even think twice about it.

Cats could come in, they can look at me, they can walk out, yeah. That's a good point. When I'm home all alone and I know I'm home all alone, because, you know, everybody, is at work and I'm not, I will leave the door open because Teddy is more comfortable, you know, seeing me. Even if I'm doing that, he's happy. Does he, like, lock eyes with you?

No, no, no, no. But he's more comfortable if the door is open in any situation. Yeah. You know, do you remember Leona Helmsley, of course? Of course, yeah. Do you remember the dog or dogs that she left all her money to? Yeah, I approve.

It was actually the first thing ever that she did that I liked about it. I don't think Walt's kids are getting any money. I think everything's going to teddy. It's actually in my will that my cats, there's someone are taken care of. And then as long as they, there's a fund for the cats. And as long as they die of natural causes, the person that I've assigned this to gets to keep the rest of the money after the cats go. Okay. So they have a best interest.

But right. If they die of fucking anything remotely shady, all of it goes to, goes to some animal charity. So I've set it up. What's that tainted cat foodie? It's got to be the most natural of course. The six-figure fund I set up, man. That's a lot. Yeah.

That's a lot for a cat. Now, will there be an autopsy just in case? I have very, very powerful attorneys that would be. I mean, the person that I've chosen is I don't think would do anything like that. Send your cat to an early grave. Yeah, but I did put it in there in case something happens to me. But I just want to go back for a second because when I was driving on here, thinking about it. I was like when you're a kid and like you're thinking about growing older and you're

just thinking about your life like it's such a unique feeling that I don't know if many because I've had girls that have lived with me that have left that I've gotten out and I've had that first night first week in the house of my own place by myself and it's a fucking glorious feeling and it's not something that they teach in school. But you know let me tell you years ago I moved into the shittiest shitbox and all of Port Bomath. Yeah. It still felt fucking awesome. because it was at the time that the separation happened. And I was in my own place away from her, didn't have to worry about her. Such a great feeling.

It fucking felt awesome. It's the best. And it's like, I think if people knew that or were told that that feeling exists, a lot of people would break up more. You know what I think they would? Because it is, when you shed someone that you don't want living with you, you know what I mean? You're out of relationship. It's like, fuck, my life's mine again. Like, I'm the captain of my own destiny.

What you do it at that point? Who knows? But, man, I was really jealous. of that feeling. I was like, what a great feeling I'll never feel. That's funny. Let's see here. What else do I got?

What else do I got? Oh, this was for Walt, and this is a tough decision for you. Okay. All right. You're in a minor tiff with your wife. Minor. Yeah, just minor. Okay.

Remember that feeling I just described. But as you're walking out the door, she gives you like a little bit of a parting shot. And your response is, what you could do, try shutting the fuck up, and then you walk out the door. That's one choice. Your other choice is at Oliver's birthday party. You have to wear a shirt with a cartoon donkey on it with a puff of like air coming out of his ass. And it says like hoof, like HOOF, and then farted.

Defend it as your favorite graphic tea and refuse to take it off during the birthday party, which is easier to get past the fan. Well, who is requesting I wear the shirt? Well, somebody, you know, somebody has. My daughter would not want that issue. No, your daughter doesn't want it. Nobody wants that. It's the same shadowy figure that always fucking wants situations like this.

You got to pick one. I probably would, I probably would do the verbal. The verbal, huh? Yeah. Easier to get over? It's a shorter. Because then the whole time, everybody's just so annoyed that I'm wearing the shirt. They're annoyed by it.

Yeah. It's way more, the repercussions last way longer, though. And if, like, of causing everybody. Discomfort and Nobody would Forget it easily and it would be The cause of much strife probably if I was

If I refused to take it off Nobody would be happy with me In this one scenario Only my wife's unhappy with me though That's true That's a good point So, like, everybody at the party is not happy with me. That's tougher, you know, to come back from.

Nobody, nobody, nobody enjoys it. Nobody gets, nobody's like. Really? Everybody going to that party, not one person, huh? Which was, bad? Why would anybody? If I saw that, if I went to somebody's party and I saw the grandfather wearing that shirt, I'd be like.

I swear to God, I didn't even see that shirt. It just occurred to me, like, when I was in the shower the other day. I never saw hearted. I always saw it hoof-hearted. Yeah. That's the first thing I could find. Yeah. Who farted?

Yeah, that's a horse. What's worse? That shirt or the no fat chick's shirt? Oh, God. The no fat chick's shirt would be horrible, horrible dynamic to try to have a party in. For what it wants to accomplish, there's really no better example of the form than the no fat chick shirt.

There's no meat on that bone. There's three words. It's the perfect. for what they're trying to accomplish. Right. That's what you're trying to get across. It's the perfect shirt. It's the best shirt in the world.

You know, whether you can support. You don't even need the silhouette of the fat chick. Just no fat chicks is enough. It tells you everything you need to know about the person wearing the shirt. Oh, God. Back in times that were more accepting and not so judgmental, you and I were talking about just how funny it would be to make a shirt that said, that midget stole my fat chick.

It was that. And we had a conversation the first time we went to QS about wearing a no fat chick shirt. But the purpose was to be a dickhead. And we didn't do it. But we were dying laugh and be like, we're kind of an asshole wears the no fat chick. You see them. You see them. Crack kills.

It's putting the picture of Bart Simpson getting crushed by a fat woman's ass. Which the word midget is interesting because it was brought back at WrestleMania. Was it? Denhausen came out with about a dozen little people dressed. as him. And it was a pretty funny bit, and they were called, like, Dan Housen's midgets. And they announced you even said, like, this is what they want to be called. Like, we're calling them what they want to be called.

They asked to be called midgets. Right. So they were throwing the word midget around on WrestleMania the other day. Oh, that's interesting. Nichelle did a show. It lasted one season about micro wrestling. And they wanted to be called midgets. Yeah.

And it wasn't allowed by the network. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, here they are. He's riding out on what appears to be a Zamboni. No, it's a coffin. Oh, it's a Cogel. Oh, it's a draggler car. All right.

And all the many Danhausens are following them. Yeah, they want to be called midgets. Which, again, who decided the word was offensive? Other people. Some fucking white person. So it's like... Of normal size. Yeah.

Look at him go. He's not your typical... I mean, he's in fantastic shape, but he's not this giant. No, he's not. he's not which is why some people don't like him they're like why is this guy you know doing it but like you know

he's got a he's got a routine he's got a bit and he's good wrestler he's just not like jack jacked like all those other guys are so it's like you can only put him in the match with guys of his size without being like he gets smashed but but he's also a good wrestler

so how tall is he? It's a bunch of mini Danhausen's knocking guys out of the ring yeah they're going to go Or is it just because he looks a little bit shorter because he's standing amongst these giants? He's, you know, the Miz is a tall guy, John Cena's a tall guy. Yeah.

A little balls tap there. Look at all those people, 55,000 people. 55,000 people what? Yeah. What, Doreen was that? That was Allegiant in Vegas. Vegas. Yeah.

I remember when we went to see that wrestling event in, uh... We went to Philly. Oh, Baltimore. I think it was Philly. Yeah, it was nearby. One of my fireouts. guys went. Yeah, and it was weird.

Like, during the actual wrestling matches, the crowd wasn't as amped up as when they were playing stuff on the Jumbotron. Yeah, you caught a weird night. Yeah. Oh, really? Sometimes you get audiences like that where it just doesn't. Doesn't translate. Everything doesn't fire in all cylinders.

Actually, though, night won at WrestleMania was that. I think that was a lot of the reason some of the people were, like, not that into it. I thought the crowd was a little low energy the first night. Which is rough. That take away from it? Yeah. Yeah, because you're distracting. Why isn't the crab getting into it?

And they don't sweeten it, huh? They don't pipe in some. I'm sure they do. But there's only so much you can do whenever he's sitting. Right, that's true. Yeah, and not clapping. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why the seats at MetLife were different colors. So it doesn't appear as jarring. Oh, really? Yeah, they blow attendance. All right. The other thing I wanted to ask Walt was, has anyone ever asked to take a peek in your bag, your devil's bag?

It's like, because I noticed on comic book, man, when we were doing the, uh, Tales Behind the Fink counter, we went to, uh, the Pez factory and you have a black bag with you, a full size gym like duffel bag. Mm-hmm. And when we were in AC, you had the same thing, except it was a devil's bag. Yeah. What is in there that you need to carry around with you? Simple. Okay. I did not want to wear a buttoned up shirt all night long.

Oh, okay. I also wasn't sure how cold it would be. So I had to bought a buttoned up shirt and a hoodie in my bag. And I didn't want to carry them around with me all day long. So I brought my bag with me, which has a strap that I could put over me. Right, okay. And just walk around not having to carry it. And it had, plus it has like pencils and my stylist, my iPad.

Oh, in case you feel like busting out a picture real quick? Busted. No, no, I just, because I didn't feel like taking that out of the bag. It just stays in the bag. But, yeah, it was no big mystery. No? No. The reason I had an accomplishment was because I had to bring the fucking Pez with me.

Oh, that was supplied by the, uh, by the, uh, by the crew. Uh, what,

what is it about a button up shirt you don't like? This is a new one. I wasn't aware that you, you, the one. Do you ever see me wearing button up shirts? Never. But I thought that was just like a choice of,

you know, like comfort. It's both. Yeah. It's comfort and, um, I don't, I'm much more comfortable in a hoodie or a t-shirt.

You don't groove on buttons? No, I don't like buttons. All right. Well, You have a cue? You have anything against button-up shirts? He's wearing one right now.

That's a zip-up. Oh, a zip-up. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Hawaiian shirts are button-up. I wear them fairly often. Yeah, me too.

I wasn't aware of this. Although I should have paid more attention over the past 50 years. Yeah, or, yeah. Ever since fifth grade, now that I think about it. Yeah, I learned years ago when I wanted to buy him a hoodie that he doesn't like, like zip-ups. Yeah. Oh, I hate zip-up hoodies, too. Yeah.

I mean, there's so many, I do like the design of them and everything, but in practicality. Yeah, I find myself not liking them. I just don't zip them up. Yeah. My wife has been asking, she's for a while now. She's like, when's well going to make another zip-up putty, do you think? Now I know. Probably never.

No, no. I would make them just because I don't like to wear it does. I mean, I wouldn't make one. Yeah. I would definitely make one. I'm still hope in the future. Yeah, there you go. Going a Broadway show this weekend?

What are you going to say? Rocky Horror Picture show, back on Broadway. Nice. I'm excited about that. Who's in it? Juliette Lewis is in it, which is cool. Dreyfus? Julia Louis.

Julia Louis. The one who was in Seinfeld? No, Julia Louise Dreyfus, Juliet, Lewis. The one from Natural Bone Killers. Oh, okay. I believe in it. And then... Yeah, you're right, Cape Fear.

Yeah. Yeah, there are a few people in it. Harvey Gien, who played Guillermo on what we do in the shadows. Okay. Yeah, he's the reason I'm going. We had him on Jogues. great guy. Oh, there you go, Rachel Dratch, who I know you're not the biggest fan of. Oh, at least she's the narrator. Yeah. Um, yeah, kind of cool.

And do you like the story? Oh, I love Rock Yardar. I see, I've, do all the, uh, like when it's time to do all the stuff. I used to know them because I used to go. Yeah. Uh, when I was in high school and stuff like that. All the hijinks that you're supposed to do. Oh, yeah. Throughout my 20s, I could do them all now. I don't know that. You've forgotten them, huh? I forgot it. It's like riding a bike, though. Once you get in there. We'll see. I don't know that. I don't know that. I saw it the last time it was on Broadway in the late 90s and people in the audience weren't doing it. I think a Broadway show is a little, I don't know. We'll see.

I'll let you know. You have to bring that stuff with you, I imagine. Yeah, yeah. They don't let you bring that shit into theaters and stuff. I think when I saw it in the 90s, they gave you stuff. They gave you like a kit to do it, but it wasn't like what you, you know, pull off when you go to a movie theater at midnight and shit like that. Right.

I've never seen it. Oh, it's awesome. Dude. I've never seen any of. Have you seen it? I've seen parts of it. He is, he is so good. Tim Curry.

Tim Curry. Dude, it's an unbelievable performance. Like, you should watch it. It is nothing quite like it. It's kind of nuts. His performance is like, you're like, how does this guy in that movie have the balls to pull off this performance? Yeah, it's crazy. I have to check it out.

Yeah, it's great. I only had one opportunity to see it years ago. We were at a con in Miami. And I was sitting there watching it. And Ming came in like about five, ten minutes in. He said fish nets. Yeah, he's at fishnets and frank and weenie. And he had like three, two or three strippers with them.

And they all got real. Well, it's being, of course. I was like, all right, this might prove fruitful. Not the case at all. Within 10 minutes, I was like, I'm out of here. I left. They were so fucking annoying. Yeah.

They fucked up my whole Rocky Horror experience. Oh, man. Yeah. Want to take me to the play? You want me to see if I can get on the ticket for this weekend? No, it's okay. Oh, okay. Thanks, stuff.

I don't know that seeing it on Broadway is the first time you should see it. Yeah. Yeah, I really think you should watch the movie. It's, it's, Tim Curry's like, you're going to be blown away. All right. Yeah. I'll watch it tonight. Watch it tonight.

Let me know you there. I'll let you know. Great soundtrack. Great soundtrack. Yeah, I know people love singing along and shit and all that stuff. How do you feel about that? Because, like, a lot of times, like, people in plays and shit, like, Wicked is especially one of those movies.

Like, people want to sing along and shit? Don't sing. I don't want it. Rock Jarr is a little different because it's built on that, but. Audice participation. Yeah, but I don't want to go see Hamilton and have some fucking... Somebody in your ears. No good Nick singing about, like, Aaron Burr in my ear.

Yeah. Yeah, I know that's become a problem in like the people, especially, it's like with these wicked people especially. I've, honestly, never really, that's not a problem I've had in any movie I've ever seen. Most people know to shut the fuck up. Yeah. I know in the movies it's an issue too. Yeah.

Well, didn't they start doing like versions of the movies with sing-long? Where you can. Yeah, that sounds good. Go to that. Fuck out of here with this. trying to watch Wicked. My parting thing is I want to just make almost a PSA, I guess.

When somebody dies, it's a sad occasion usually. Sometimes I've had some victories. But that doesn't mean we need to fucking release balloons. Can we stop releasing these fucking mass balloons into the fucking environment where they're going to pop and some fucking seabird is going to eat them? Same thing for graduation. Any of that fucking shit.

Can we stop releasing? releasing balloons into the fucking environment. It doesn't fucking mean they're going to heaven to your fucking long, your lost one. Yeah. What happened to you? What happened that brought this up? I saw some balloons being released.

I was like, what the fuck is with people anymore? Now you, why do they need to do this? Are you going by helium balloons or those paper fire balloons? I'm going by helium balloons. Okay. The ones with my lardons is like, who cares, right?

Yeah. But the my bar ones. It's on fire, so it could actually come down and start a fire. Yeah. It's not a good idea either way. I don't do that either. Yeah. I don't release anything into the air, except who farted.

Who farted? You don't like that, huh? Get him? What? You don't like the balloons released in the air? No, because, like, especially the paper lanterns with the fire, because, you know, I'm versed a fire now for some reason. Your house burns. It's like the fucking scarecrow over here.

Your house burns down and then, you know, you get a little. Are the most people who are versed the fire? You'd be surprised. Like, you know, like, you have a house fire and you realize exactly. like what damage it does and just how just even just a little fire has there ever been a case in an instance of one of these balloons starting a house fire but they've actually started like regular fires oh yeah oh yeah like forest fires i'm not sure i can't imagine why they're illegal then they're not but people just release them anyway where do they get them to order them on like

amazon and um uh online really yeah where where would you be where would these balloons be used safely though. I guess apparently in China they are you safely over there. But now they're, you know, people bring them to America and set them off and you know, they have no concept that this is what goes up comes down. This is worse than

what's in your gym bag conversation. Quick say it. Tom Steve Day. There you go.