Tell Em Steve-Dave - #688: Joe DeRosa’s a Peach

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

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There's no sexual energy whatsoever. I was like, I'm just a fat fucking bitch, but now shaved tits. Skinny jeans? I wouldn't say they're skinny. I want to get in the show mad at me. He's fucking fight perfection on some fucking dweeb in New Jersey. He's like, he can't run fast. I think he's wearing a diaper.

Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. What's up, Q? What's up, bud? What's up, Walt? What's up? What's up? Yeah.

Bring it back. Old school. What's up? That was fun. It was for a while, right? Everybody loved doing it. I never got tired of it, to be honest with you. I wish I...

Really, you didn't think they kind of, you know, kind of jumped a shark. I thought they, I thought, I think if they made that commercial today, it would have gone on another year and a half. Yeah. I think they got out while the getting was good back then. You know, yeah, they didn't overstayed or welcome. Not for me. I thought it was great, but I was probably like 17. It was, yeah, if you wonder what we're talking about,

it was an old Budweiser commercial. Yeah. It was somebody would call a person and they would say, wasa- was-a-s-up. And then that person would call another person. It was like a party line. Yeah, and then the third person would call him, be like, what's up?

It was so stupid. So dumb, but so fun. So fun. More innocent time. Everybody was just walking around going, hey, whizzo. Walt, the other day, we had some Patreon stuff to do. Yes. And without saying too much, you mentioned that it's going to be,

it's on the All New Sunday Jeff show and it's supposed to be something to prove how manly we are. Oh, yes, yes. Right? Yes. So I'm wondering if perhaps we should include Chuck in this. Okay. Because I was informed that he's in a Facebook war with a guy who says that he's not manly enough. for his girlfriend.

Somebody posted that online. Somebody said Chuck's not manly enough for his lady. Yeah. No, Chuck couched it like somebody's harassing my girl, which is, no, it's not the case.

They're harassing you, I'm just trying to see that guy's point. Yeah. But, yeah, how do you, what things does he point to to make this? He had no evidence.

Accusation. No evidence. No evidence. It was just the one tweet or Facebook post. I'm sorry, Facebook post, yeah. As far as I saw anyway, who knows, it could have been on. How do you know about this? Did Chuck tell you?

No, Mary Beth told me. She pointed it out because I don't really go to Facebook, so she sees tell him Steve Dabry-We didn't seek out the source, Chuck to find out the backstory. Oh, no. I thought I'd rather just talk about it without consulting first. Make a lot of grand assumptions. Chuck agrees, I think. Yeah, he knows. He knows.

But yeah, what do you do? What do you do if you're Natalie now? Somebody's pointed out that he's not manly enough. And I don't know Chuck that well, but I do know that like when Natalie wanted to go hiking, Chuck was having spells and shit. He's having spells. Does he spells? Yeah, dizzy spells because he went hiking with Natalie and she's an accomplished hiker. Yeah.

I guess he's not. Well, it sounds like Natalie should have brought him to a more appropriate course for a beginner to me. Well, she did bring them to Colorado, like where she lived and it was the like where the, where the, yeah, where the shining was like, like, ex and ropes and shit. Is it like

two miles above sea level? Yeah, you can't breathe the second you get up there. Yeah, like where the shining does she live there? Her body is acclimated to the, yeah, to the what's it called, the elevation? The elevation, yeah. Yeah, which is like, and even I think, you know, the Stanley Hotel where they stayed, which is where they, you know,

where the shining is based on, that where it was shot, I'm sorry. Yeah. They even have signs like in the hallways where it's like, you start to feel dizzy. Hey, pussy don't go hiking. Pretty much. Yeah, sit down, get a drink of water, whatever. Yeah. But yeah, so that was the first time that I heard that Chuck couldn't handle it.

And then there were a couple other times that he was just like, he's just getting beat up on that trail. I mean, I don't know how I would do on that trail, I guess. I took a, I did a stress test the other day. This connects. I took a one of the, that's where they put you for you youngsters out there or lucky enough not to worry about this. They put, you know, like sensors all over you and they make you walk on a treadmill of varying speeds and variance elevations to it.

And they, you know, they monitor how your heart reacts against the stress to see how the health of it is, right? So you only have to do a certain amount of time. Like, whatever the time is, let's just say three minutes. I don't know what it is. And at three minutes, they're like, okay, well, we have enough for the test. do you want to stop? And so I asked the lady, I was like, well, is it better for your, like, is it more information

is better? So I should keep going. And she was like, yeah. I was like, I'll go. And it was tough and it was getting hard. And she was like, it's 10 minutes. She was going to 10 minutes. And they put the, you know, the inclined way up.

So I'm like, how many, she ain't going to fucking win. I was like, I'm doing this fucking test. And I did it. I did the fucking test. I finished it. She was like, that's it. You're done at the end of it. And then, you know, now you get the results in like an app now.

like two hours later it's that fast. And it said all good things, all good information, reason the test was stopped, patient request. And I was like, Motherfucker! I was like, bullshit! I was so fucking annoyed.

The positive results of the test meant nothing to me. I was so fucking annoyed that that that fucking woman put that I asked for the test to get stopped. I'd still be on that fucking treadmill now for it was me versus R. Now, it's possible, though, that the readings were not inaccurate, but flawed because of one thing you said. What's that? I saw an episode of Kojak where he was doing a stress test. Yeah, yeah, go on. And he had the things monitoring him.

And he told the doctor in the room that he said the nurse, who he called Honey Pie, had to leave the room or at least button up her shirt all the way or else the readings were not going to be. That happened to curb your enthusiasm, too. He was like a lot of nurse. No, no. Were you? Were you fantasizing about the doctor? No, I will say she was attractive. That being said, I had to take off my shirt and she had to shave my chest to put the

diodes on. So I just felt like a fat old piece of shit. Like there was no. You don't want on TV, right? That takes away like 50% of this. There was no sexual energy whatsoever. I was like, I'm just a fat fucking bitch. but now shaved tits.

Did you know you were going to have to get shaved? I didn't, I didn't. You didn't think about it, like, going forward? If I had thought about it, I would assume I would have, because I... Would you have, like, if you had, like, oh, man, you know what, I'm going to shave the night before, so, you know, she doesn't have to shave me. No. Because that couldn't be very special. Because I don't know where they go.

I don't know where she has to shave on me to put the sensors. Whole body. Well, that's what I'm saying. In some, in some customs, that is a very... very central act between lovers when they shave each other. But without any shaving cream or anything, it's just like dry it. Weird. Oh, yeah, baby.

Just hear piano music. And then my fucking half black, half gray hair is just on the floor. Like anything, you know, like, who's picking up that pubic-looking fucking bundle of hair? I was like, he was going to be this fucking cute chick, or is it going to be me? It's not as actual. You sweep that up. Yeah, it just sat there. I was like, I've got to sold that to Jimmy for $1,000.

So I don't know. That gave you the bill. You're like, what do you mean? I got to pay for this? Yeah. There's a pile of hair on the floor. I left gold on the floor. So I, you know, I would like to think if I went to Colorado, I would fucking matter.

master that trail and not, who knows? That end up like Chuck. Not end up like Chuck. Yeah. Although on paper it seems like I'm a plus hold too. Because the doctor, I mean, can I sue? I mean, it might be considered, you know, frivolous. Your ego got dented.

Not even bruises, dented a little. Sue for what, though? Just for mental anguish? Right, but I think a good lawyer. would be like, well, if you didn't bring it up on a podcast, nobody but... You would know. But the reason I brought it up on the podcast is because it eats at me. It vexes me.

Yeah. Psychological damage. You know you fucking did it. You know the real score. It's not enough, though. It's never been enough. You've got to pone people. Yeah, it's got to be in someone's face.

Oh, yes, I know. I got poned. People are... I'm the pones. That's what I think is wrong with... Not one of the things that's wrong is. Like, yeah, we are a society that that is all we seem to be living for is for poning people. Like, that is the greatest thrill.

You know, it used to be much more weightier things that, you know, would make people want to do things. But now it's just poning. Well, a couple weeks ago, I cut something out on your suggestion. Yes. And it killed me because it was poning. And I want it to pon somebody. Yeah, and I told you. And you're like, it's probably not worth it.

It kills you, but at the end of the day, what's more important? Yeah. So the desire is there. The urge, the fire. It's there. Would it have been more manlier if you're like, no, no, no. Just put them right over my hairy chest. I don't think.

I don't feel pain. You rip them right off. I don't care. I think it's, I don't think it's for my, I think it's literally for the center to get a better reading. It has to be on the skin. Okay. All right. I thought it was more for your comfort.

No. No, there was no concern for my comfort whatsoever. All right. Poor Chuck, though. Poor Chuck, you know, he's now colored as not manly. It's up to Natalie to turn the ship around. Only she can. I think she has to make him feel.

Because the more he tries to prove himself. Yeah. Is he even trying? I don't know. You should now. Well, why would he care about some? nameless, faceless person on the internet saying that. Why would any of us?

Yeah. You know, he, that man, whoever wrote that, their definition of manliness doesn't mean it's the correct definition. But maybe Chuck is like, Chuck should take a step back and be like, maybe he's seeing something that I'm not. I don't think, like maybe I'm lacking in my manliness. I don't think he has anything to worry about. You look at Chuck, just, you know, like you look at somebody like Brian Nishel. There's a manly guy. Yeah.

Why? Because he won't let someone on Facebook affect his state of mind. No, no, no, I'm just saying like Chuck doesn't strike me as like a type A Brian Nichelle type. You know what I mean? And you know what I mean. You just want to argue with me. I don't know what you mean. He doesn't seem like an alpha male.

Chuck does not seem like an alpha male to me. I've seen Nichol wear some tight jeans. All right. You know. Tight, like, skinny jeans? I wouldn't say they're skinny. I want to get in the show mad at me, but... See?

You don't care about Chuck. I'm mad at you. Chuck's more dangerous. I think so? I think he's smart. Well, he's the type of guy that, like, you, maybe, like, you could push him. It's like falling down. Like, you push him a little bit, and you may think you're going to get away with it,

but you're going to cry him. cross him over a line and then I think Chuck comes out you hard. Now, is he the type that will like slow and steady or is he like the type to get red-faced and retard strong? I think it's snap. I think it's snap and murder time. Really? That's what I think what happens

with a guy like Chuck. This fucking anonymous Facebook guy, I better hope he doesn't meet up with him then. Better. My advice, Chuck, is just to do what I'd assume it's all a Russian bot. Yeah. Like you look at those numbers on how many people online are actually like from Russian troll forms. trying to destroy the United States by getting everybody angry and you're like

it's 60% of web traffic it's just Russians trying to fucking get Americans to hate each other Doing an alright job It fucking worked really well around 2000 I mean yeah 2020 Everybody fucking hated anybody And they were like 60% is that

I'm like we all fuck for it How do we do that to them though How do we make the Ruskies hate each other Is it through the internet or is it I don't know it's a great question We got to have our own troll farms, right? Out there? The U.S.

The fucking whole U.S. is a troll farm, I think. Yeah. That's all that. Every... I know we're sitting next to farmer troll. Get them right now. What does you have a hoe and a rake that too? What's going on in a strut? Raking up all the comments.

I read Q and I know this will disappoint you. No more Ash, according to Bruce Campbell. of that. Yeah. Yeah. I was hoping he would do a voice, but he's saying he's even for an animator series. Yeah. I hear you. I read that and I was like, that sounds like a man who believes what he's saying.

Just like at the end of every Joker season I'm like, I'm done. And then they come around with that piece of paper with a number on and you're like, all right, let's do some more. That's the real number? Okay. Yeah. Hopefully. I mean, he's still young, you know, he's still healthy. I know he's got some health issues, but he's fine. He's only like, what, 60s, something like that?

Yeah, he's a little bit older. Late 60s. So he's, he's, uh, he might be able to get coaxed out of retirement, you know, at some point. I just think he didn't like those last two Evil Dead movies. Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He definitely came out against Byrne.

Yeah, yeah, he did. Well, that franchise, I think needs him. I think it's shown it. He needs him. It is him. Right. He is the franchise. When he's not in it, look what happens.

Yeah. You're right. So I think they need him more than he needs them at this point. That's for sure. In this cycle. Yeah. Yeah. So who knows?

But I think Bruce Campbell should do whatever Bruce Campbell wants to do. The joy he's brought us all. Me specifically. He's going to be on Staten Island a couple of weeks. Yeah, you were saying last week. Oh, you were speaking of manly, though. Yeah. Have you caught up at Reacher?

I haven't. I haven't started yet. No. It's phenomenal. Pretty manly. Yeah. This season is an absolute, like, return to, too fucking

bad assery he's taken a beat in this season though and I wonder though like I think Richard could suffer from CTE with the amount of things that happened to him like I would be concerned if I was in the amount of beatings he takes right now he dishes quite a few

beatings out most of the time killing people and they don't worry about them suffering ramifications of these fights but Reacher who survives all these fights I would have to imagine though that like yeah he is he is a prime candidate for CTE with the abuse that he's taking. He seems to put himself in these situations though, right?

So it's... Yeah, trouble follows him. I rewatch the trailer and wasn't like another case of him wandering into like a situation. It's such a fantasy. Just walk the land and write wrongs. And whoever's doing the cinematography on this season is doing an amazing job. It looks like epic, scrolling, like, established. shots that are just beautiful of Philadelphia and Washington.

It just has elevated the series, though, I think, to the camera work, which I rarely notice unless it's, like, bad. Sure, like, like, like, it's supposed to be New York City and this mountains in the background. You know, what is this shit? It's been all fucking mayhem and, uh, broken bones and yeah. People get in their hands, you know, stuck in, you know, frying vats. So many new ways to injure and maim. Great.

I can't recommend it enough. He, he, how many years does he have in this? How many more years is this guy want to work out to this level? Oh, you think he has to work out to keep that physique? Have they ever shown the character working out once? No. Wait a minute, so you're telling me that's not. He should look like me.

That's not just a bone structure of a tall man. That is a, that is a, that is a, I think it's, nope, I can tell you, nope. I think it's, I think, I think it's just, he's been blessed with so many gifts. The genetics. But he has to, yeah, he's got to. He's got to keep pumping though to keep the, really. So if he would just be kind of like deflated if he didn't keep like pumping the muscles? You know, at his age, he's not as young as you think at first, right?

He's got all that gray hair and his beard and everything like that. So he's got to be in his 40s. So middle age, 40 year old guy not working out, you know. You see a ton of them at the bar every day. Don't look like that. The only thing Reacher can't do... Look at them. Like that up.

Yeah. Like, you're going to this. Jesus Christ. The only physical thing... He looks like a god. He's not tapping out of 10 minutes on the stress test. Oh, no. But neither am I yet.

That's my fucking boy. But you think, like, you saw that shot of him with no shirt on, though, but he has no hair in his chest. He shaves his chest, yeah. But there's no ways that the real Reacher would shave his chest. He wouldn't not care. He doesn't even have a home. But all of a sudden now he's got a razor that he shaves his pecks with? They should explain it.

They should explain that. I think a carry-go-up for military, like the hygiene thing, like, you know, being clean shave. But the only thing that Reacher can't do or this actor can't do physically is run. He runs awkwardly because I think he's just too big. So when they have to show him like sprinting, it looks like an odd, like, gait. because I think he's just too muscular to run. Right. And he probably doesn't have to, like, people run from Risha.

Risha doesn't run from people normally, right? So he probably doesn't have to run. But when he has to run from an explosion that's about to go off, I mean, it kind of looks like, janky. I guess, you know, something's got to happen. There's got to be some flaws somewhere. He's fucking, he's fucking height of perfection on some fucking dweeb in New Jersey. He's like, he can't run fast.

It's like he's wearing a diaper. Let me get on Facebook He's a great actor He fucking delivers in every scene He fucking We're gonna run him Oh yeah You're right

He keeps his body in tip-top Perfection shape for the role And yet there's some asshole He can't run That's like we're a troll farm So if that's the case with him What chance do we have I mean, he looked like he was trying to race walk and doing a bad job.

I don't think that was a good example. He was also trying not to be conspicuous. Yes, trying to run and trying to get away inconspicuously. That's a fast walk. It is Charlie Chaplin-esque. I don't think he has much practice, though, trying to be inconspicuously running away. How do you can try when you look like this guy and you're 10 feet tall? That's what I'm saying.

He never had to like ever try to make a getaway. Yeah, reality. corpse around him. He doesn't. Yeah, he doesn't. Oh, well. How long do I think he has? I'll tell you this right now. If they signed him to a 25-year deal to be a Richard for the next 25 years, I would do everything my power to make sure I make it to 85. Right. Just because I would be like, you keep me alive so I can see the end of the Reacher series. Oh, you, you want to stay alive. Gotcha. That's all I want to watch. You start working out as much as Reacher to stay alive. I would love to watch every night before I go to bed is to watch an episode of Reacher.

Wow. That would be all I need. It's so good. That's how much I enjoy it. That's great. That's making me happy. Yeah, because you're the one that introduced it. I wouldn't have watched it without your recommendation.

Yeah, he's just beating ass, man. It reminds me of Banshee. I just talked to Joe de Rose yesterday, and I was like, you've never seen Bansche? I'm like, you've got to watch Bansi. Speaking of Joe DeRosa, I have something. You got something Joe DeRose related? Something Joe DeRosa related. He was on, um,

He was on a podcast called My Mom's House, which is Tom Segorah and Christina P. But since they're going to divorce, I think they alternate now. Okay. Oh my God. Really? Yeah, I believe that's the way they do it now. But this was a Christina P. episode. I know Joe is a huge fan of hers.

Joe was on it. Yeah, Joe likes her a lot. He's told me she's like the best. And he was talking about, first I didn't cut this part, but he was talking about liking Kevin Smith growing up. Yeah. So he was talking for about 30 seconds about Kevin Smith and his friends and all this other stuff. And this is what he says.

And you hope for the best. And if it's good, people notice. And that's how it goes. You know, it's so funny because of the impractical jokers. Oh, love those guys. Or another great example of it, right? You know, Sal and I became very close. And through Sal Q and I became very close.

I'm very good friends with Joe and Murr. And, you know, the, but through, oh, because Kevin Smith, sorry. Q has a podcast called Tell him Steve, Dave. And then through Q, I started to become friends with Brian Johnson and a bunch of guys from, and Ming and these guys from the Kevin Smith universe. I love it. That I watched and I would always be like, I feel like I should be friends with those guys.

Kevin Smith's friends are my friends. They just don't know me yet. And then you become friends with them. It's crazy. It's crazy. Well, listen, we're getting all over the place. We haven't even opened the show properly. Yeah.

Nice, Joe DeRosa. Oh, I didn't know if it was a sandbag coming. Oh, no, no, no. It was nice of him to shout us out. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. He's a great guy. I love him.

We wrapped the season. Did you wrap the season? We wrapped the season? We dangled Murray off the Empire State building. It's all over the news. It was awesome, man. It was wild. Got to go up what King Kong was, like right on that top there, right where those two people called up and hung that flag.

Right. Like, that's where we were working. It was nuts to stand outside on the back of that thing because, like, it's a two-foot, two-and-a-half-foot wall and then infinity. You're just looking down in New York City. Right. It was nuts, man. The drone footage is insane. They had like a drone catch, catching a lot of it.

Yeah, it's nuts. I am so proud of Murray to go over that wall. Is he just fearless? No, no, he was terrified. We were like, he might not be able to do this. He was that terrified. Yeah. But fuck, God, he did it.

He took that step off the side of the Empire State Building. He did it and trusted like a guy with a rope that he wouldn't die. It was nuts. It was like nothing. I'd ever seen before. It's crazy. I don't think I could do it. Oh, no way.

Not a chance. Yeah. Yeah, he's something else. Got something else? I can't believe he got permission. Like, we can hang him off the side of the Empire State Building after just like you said a couple weeks ago, people getting arrested for the very same. It was a lot.

It was a lot of, a lot of insurance. Oh, no, we had to. There was a lot of them. It took, we've been planning a version of this punishment for, I think we looked back in the original email for almost 10 years. Wow. Yeah. And we flipped over to, we were going to do the side of the Staten Island ferry with him.

And then that fell apart. And then we just kept going to the World Trade Center finally. They were like, all right, let's do it. We had to get like 25 million worth of insurance. Like it was insane. Yeah. That's why it was the last thing we shot because, you know. Right.

Like you said, you had to get a lot of insurance. Yeah. What would the insurance cover? Murray landed on somebody. I mean, it could be anything. Like, damn it. Yeah. Like Murray, obviously, if he had something got him wrong, he would sue.

You know, his family would sue. Okay, his family would sue. If, you know, I mean, the show. He hasn't signed paperwork that says he can't, that you, that, he can't sue anybody. Oh, I don't know. I doubt that. Because, I mean, it's like he knows what he's getting into. I mean.

Yeah, but you're doing it on the assumption that it's going to be safe. Like, not that the guys, and the guys who, it was perfect, went flawless. Look at that guy. And that's nuts. Oh. Yeah. You know what's going to happen? It's going to get so many people's attention and you're going to be doing another season.

Oh, they already want to do it. Yeah. Yeah. The conversation's very started. I saw that bungee court video the other, like from a couple months back. They, uh, laid jumps up to, and they forgot to clip her bungee on it. Oh. And that would be like, yeah.

Oh, I saw that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I went out. I trust. Yeah. And I was like, I was going over everything. I took a little personal interest in that one.

If I'll tell you something, he's wearing Nike shoes. If I'm Nike, I'm reaching out being like, let's make some fucking, some shoes about it. But yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was unbelievable. Are you happy it's over? I'm happy the season's over. I'm not happy to not see my friends anymore, but I do need a little downtime. But, I mean, this season was so much fun. Look at that, fucking look at that shot.

That's a great shot. This season was so much fun that I, I, I just imagine we're going to do more. That's insane, man. Yeah, it was nuts. You've already accepted you're doing more. It would be the network is so enthusiastic about it, and they're finally like, you know, it looks like this Paramount Warner Brothers thing is working in that favor.

Oh, good. You know, what am I going to do? What am I going to do? Say no. I have. Yeah. Not the no saying kind of good. If I was, I would have, I would say, no, this season was so easy and fun that it was a different, it was a different beast from the last few years.

Yeah. Yeah. We, we cut the episodes back down and, uh, um, I don't know. I don't know. Just went smooth. It just went smooth. And I just think that there was a lot of gratitude, like, like, a lot of gratitude for even doing it. Right.

From the crew. From the crew, from us, from everything that the, you know, when the ratings went up like they did, you're like, how the, people are just like how how like this doesn't happen like what's happening and like enough people say that to you and you're like I don't know what's going on but you know I don't want to be the dickhead like well fuck it then well fuck you know what I mean like so right yeah we had we had lunch mean salad lunch with Eric Andre a couple of days ago and he was like how the ratings are going up like how and I'm like I don't know no no I think the social media is doing a lot yeah it's a very clippable show yeah I've been seeing a lot more on the yeah so who knows

I don't know. But it's fun. It's fun again. Oh, good. Yeah. I'm glad to hear it. And don't we need comedy in the world? Yeah.

Yeah. I just need that money, don't get them. Yeah. Cares about the comedy. Ain't doing it for free. Hey, Brian, have you been following basketball? I have been following basketball. Female basketball?

Yes. Sure, I have. I have. Did you see what happened the other day? Well, it was a return of something you've talked about in the past. Really? Yes. at a game the other day

A Oh boy The green The green dildo It's back It's funny how disappointed Everyone looks at like Come on

He tried to cover it It could It's almost like It's almost like The Dildo had a mind of its own It's like repelled the towel They spotted the guy So they're trying to

You know These like feats don't fail me now I did see them crashing through that security guard. Two things could be true at once. I could think that the guy's a fucking dickhead. There it is. They're kicking it off. Nobody wants to touch it.

Would you? No. Not at all. I mean, I like the players are laughing. Like some of them. Some are like, this fucking idiot.

What's the point of getting angry? Like, some people are fucking idiots. That's all there is. Out of that many people in an in an arena many of them a lot of people there

many of them are going to be idiots many of them then you're going to you're going to you're going to you're going to whittle that down

to the green dildo throwing type idiot eventually there's going to be some of them yeah you're going to how the fuck didn't even

get that in what's the statement though I think he's just this what's the statement this late in this saga

he's not he's unhappy that there's a girl's league I think it's purely sophomore. Yeah. That's what I believe.

I believe it's like, uh-huh. Yeah. That's what? He's got more in the line. Yeah, get fucking blasted on social media. Real face is on there. You think so?

It looks like just the back of his head, it looks like. He's got red hair. He looks like Prince Harry. He looks like Prince Harry. He's like, he's like, throws the security guard to the side to make his getaway. Oh, man. There goes a dickhead. Yeah, the speculation is it's prediction markets.

What does that mean? So people are betting on a dildo being thrown on to the court and a specific color. And then they get more money. Oh, so that guy could have a bet in. Oh, so you might have just made a few grand. Yeah. It would even be worth getting arrested if you're going to make, you know, a bunch of money. Depends on the amount of money, I guess.

I can't see. that is really, really troublesome, though, that there's legitimate casinos placing bets on something like that, though, because that just is fueling people to do it more than. Yeah. Yeah, like that that should be outlawed, though, in terms of what you could bet on, no. It's what's next then, you know? Well, you have Gatorade color. What do you mean? Dumping on somebody.

Yeah. Yeah, but it's not going to affect the outcome of it. of the game, it's not going to, it's not something that a fan can affect the outcome of the bet. The Gatorade color is all based upon whoever supplies that Gatorade, the team personnel on the sideline. But now, a fan now is able to cash in on his own bet now. Thus, really fucking with the way people behave then. All right. There you go.

Take that to the back. He's not wrong. No, he's not wrong. At least he threw it out during a foul shot, so it's not like people are running and possibly tripping over it. Yeah, but they also play. It's the best time to throw it out though because everyone's standing still. Sure.

Everyone's paying attention to this one spot. His timing was perfect. The camera's there. Comedic timing was spot off. What are we going to? What time is? Oh, let me read an ad in the wall. You said you have some games?

Yeah, I have two new games. It's been a while since I brought two in one episode. Yeah, definitely. What is going on here? Got ads? I have one ad, yeah. And you're checking the clock, I noticed. You have to, your ads have to come in at a certain time.

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Shannon Elizabeth, did you see this? No? She was... She's still alive, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're thinking of Shannon, Dardy. Shannon Dardy. Sean Elizabeth was American Pie.

She was the American Pie girl, right? Right, okay. And she started an Onlyfans, and it's rumored that she made a million dollars in one week. I get it. People are not happy with her, though. Why? She didn't show anything.

It was like just suggestive stuff, like bikini shots and sexy stuff, but not any, there's no nudity. Well, who's mad? The people that paid are the only people that have to be mad. Yeah, those are the people that are mad. That's a lot of people, though. Oh, well, I mean. Was it promised? Yeah.

I don't know that it was promised. Was it implied? I think it might have been implied. Cavalada. I was just about to break out the baron's fucking catchphrase. I learned that sitting at the next. knee of the baron. White baron.

He's now become the master. Only 99 more years for him to go. Yeah. Full-flesh baron, right? Yeah, something like that. It's so funny, you've mentioned only fans. He goes in the new Reacher is fucking hysterical.

Somebody says something about only fans. They're questioning somebody. And Reacher goes, what is only fans? Yeah. And they both, everybody looks at him like, he goes, he goes, seriously, he goes, what is it? He doesn't even have a phone, right?

He has a burner phone. He has a burner phone. Yeah, but he ain't wasting it on fucking, only fans? Why would he? Yeah, he's got fucking models throwing himself at him every episode. Radio ocean being jealous of a lake. Richard don't pay.

But you, you side with the unsatisfied customers or with Shannon? I think the customers. Really? I think if you're going to imply something, everybody's going to think that like, okay, well, this is like, I mean, to tell you the truth, I don't really even side with the customers because it's like,

if you want to see your tits, go back 25 years and watch American Pie. She's totally naked in that, right? I don't think you see any badge, but I don't remember. I think you see your butt and you see her boobs. Just go back to that. It's never enough. It's just never enough of something nice. But yeah, I think if you're going to like, it seems like almost like a bait and switch.

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What months did she started? She announced in April. I was announced in April. Why are they just now? Getting all worked up about it. I think she did a variety piece about it. Oh, so everybody was like, oh, she has what, and then signed up and then we're...

Good for her. How old is she now? I think she's like 50. something, 52? Great. I'm not sure how recent that picture is. With the, youngsters, with the,

20, with the, late teens, early 20 guys, I've been hearing this. They're like, they're like middle-aged women is where it's at. That's what we want, middle-aged women. Really? Yeah. I was like,

but it's not the same thing for the, for the young gals. They're not looking for middle-aged dudes. Looking for old men. For even older men. I just, I know. Men who are secure. Yeah, financially.

You're secure? Oh, financially. Oh, no. You're not going at any security. And it's low. It says she crossed a million dollars in nine days. Holy shit. Who wouldn't do it, though?

If you could get away with it, who wouldn't do it? Because even if people are disappointed, it's like, oh, well. For her. She's joined a number of renowned actors and musicians who have taken their talents to the paid content site, such as Bella Thornt, who also didn't show anything, Denise Richards, Cardi B, Iggyz, Azalea, Andrea DiMateau. Oh, my God, 85-year-old, Nottes Landing Star, Donna Mills. Oh, Donna Mills, yeah, I saw that too. 85 years old.

Wow. She shows the puss. No, I don't know, I'm just kidding. Bats fly out. So there are... Honey, I got a twin only fan. So there are, assuming my part, I would assume, there, the client is. the clientele for someone of her age bracket would be older, much older men, because I don't think even younger people would even know who she is.

Not slandling. No, not slanting. Right. Right. So I can't imagine guys in their 80s honying up money, right? Well, I mean, maybe at that age it's more about just supporting someone that, you know. And maybe it's the connection where you get to talk to them personally and you feel like Donna, Mills is talking to me. I'm sure Frank signed up.

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I've seen it. People love feet. That's what the thing in Reacher is. it's a guy who is into feet. Really? Yeah, he's doing it and be interrogated. And he mentions only fans, and Richard doesn't know what it is. But he's disgusted by the guy that people pay to watch people's feet. Of course he is. Those feet guys are something else.

I have a good friend of mine that's a foot guy. Oh, we got Ming too, I guess. No, that's shoe. She's like shoes, yeah. No, my buddy is a, he's a foot guy, like loses his mind about it. Really? I'm not here to judge, but I'm just like, that's crazy. Like, it turns into like one of those cartooned wolves on the right-so of feet come around.

You're with the tongue rolling out like a corner. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he's like, and he's not ashamed as he shouldn't be. He's just like, I love women's feet. And I'm sure people sign up just for the curiosity factor, like, oh, this old 85-year-old woman, because some people do have kinks, you know. Like the old ladies, 85 is old, though, man. But she can't be keeping those numbers up at a, like, the girl from American Pie. I'm sure her numbers probably plummeted after the initial launch of her page, right?

What does she promise, get them? I'm trying to find out. Wow. But you make that initial killing, though? Who cares? She's 85. And then, you know what? Then when the numbers dip down to a point where you're like, huh, you know what?

All right, I'm going to take something off now. And they come right back. Yeah. That's how it works. Can I find it? Well, good for her, though. Yeah, it said D. Mateo, who played Adriana in the Sopranos, had $10 left in her bank account. I watched an episode of Sopranos, half an episode of Sopranos the other day.

People forget how fucking hot she was. It's unreal. It's unreal. It's unreal. It's unreal. I know, I know people kind of turned on her at some point, but, man, man, back on that. show she was she was something like when they would show her like uh in her bedroom like just in like pants and a bargain with him screwing with chrisie yeah holy shit like you could yell at me

yeah please oh she's not up there yet i'm trying to i can't search the uh wow it's not intuitive huh like why wouldn't it be the first thing that comes up whoa what the fuck is this guy up to mikey 19 he's single and he's very confident in his body Meanwhile, he looks like he's on crack. Why would he look like he's on crack? He's oh, look how skinny he is. His ribs are showing and shit. I think you're skinnier than him now, bro.

Get out of here. I think you're skinnier than him. Why does he have gloves on, too? That's not paint. Oh, it's paint? Yeah. All right. Mikey's looking all right.

I might have misjudged the first. All right, let's play a game. Let's play a game. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I came, now people are going to say this is just an offshoot of one, true three, but it's not because all three of these instances or situations are real. They happened. What I call the game, should I be mad? I figured you two guys are definitely guys who have, who can recognize anger. Yeah, I'm already saying yes to all three situations. who recognize the when to be angry and when not to be angry.

But maybe Q so much. I think Bryce go to is just be angry. Yeah, it is. But a little bit better now these days. Yes? A little bit better, yeah. I think I'm much, much, much, much calmer in restaurants, stuff like that.

Like, if it takes a long time for somebody to waiter, waitress to get to the table. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't, it doesn't even bother me anymore. Get him can't play. Medicaid. He's part of one of the situations. Oh, get him can't play. Get him can't play because he's part of one of the three situations that potentially got me mad.

And we know if you got mad at them or not. So these are three real situations? Real things that happened, but only one of them actually got me mad. Okay. All right. Situation one. I've been going to the same pizza parlor since 2003. At least five times a week.

At least at a minimum, I go there five times. a week. The other day I overheard them, ask a customer if they wanted to redeem their reward points. At no point of me going there so many days, as anyone ever inform me that there's a reward club where I could be getting redeeming points and not having to pay once in a while for my pizza. Do they ever toss you any freebies?

They ever? Never. Here's a can of Coke on us. No. Never. All these years, nothing. Nothing. Okay.

Nobody has ever mentioned, hey, you know what? You come in here every day. There's this reward club where we got going on. I mean, if anybody could be utilizing it, to it's the fullest extent to be you, you're here fucking every day. Maybe that's why they don't tell you. Yeah. I feel like this dude's going to fuck us. I see eating out of town.

Oh, man. I'm not going ham like get them. That's not happening. I have my one slice, my small Coke, and I leave. All right. And, you know, I'm not going to abuse it now just because I have points. Maybe I'll just, maybe one day a week, maybe one day out of the month, I get a free lunch. Right.

But I feel that they fucking should have told me about it. They're like, fuck that. You would be like the Pepsi kid who's getting a Harry or jet or whatever. Well, did you bring it up? I can't tell you. I can't tell you. I don't even know if this is real. It really happened.

Oh, okay. Yeah, they all three really happened. Yeah, yeah. But did it make me mad? Should I have been mad? Okay, but then I'm going to go to number two. Okay. While door dashing, I delivered a McDonald's order around 11 p.m. to a house that had no numbers on it.

This really made me mad, though, and this is really me just fucking, like, venting, but this is not part of the situation. If you fucking order DoorDash, you don't have house fucking numbers on your house, you should be banned from ordering DoorDash. Yeah. Because it just makes the fucking the person's life fucking horrendously more difficult if you don't have fucking numbers on your house. that really makes me man but the other situation though is so I'm sitting in my car

trying to determine if I'm at the correct house while sitting in my car trying to figure it out I could kind of tell like in my peripheral that there's somebody or more than one person

walking by the window of the house and I'm figured like either they're annoyed that somebody's parked in front of their house or they know they're expecting the food So I finally feel comfortable enough that I'm in the right spot.

And I put the food down and I start to take the picture of the food on the on the doorstep as a woman steps out of the door in her bra and underwear. Nice. Or was it not nice? She stepped out, bent down to pick her food up and went back inside, never registering a word. All right. Should I be mad? What? What do you mean

I'm there to deliver food I'm not there to fuck it for you to come out and fucking expose yourself to me What my God? What the fuck's going on with this? I know what I'm hoping for this one. I know what I'm hoping.

Fucking Chuck just felt good about it. I'm serious. I'm like if my daughter does door dashing if she told me some fucking dickhead fuck he came out his underwear, I'd be fucking furious. It would be a different situation. Well, what time of underwear?

Why is it different? Boxers? Or tidy whiteies? Like, there's like girls? No, no. If your daughter was delivering a guy came out in boxes? That didn't really happen. No, to me it happened.

Right, right. But you're saying it would drive you down. That doesn't matter. Like, this guy is a fucking purve and he's getting his jollies off and he's victimizing a young girl who's just there to deliver food. If he's wearing something, that's the exact same thing as a pair of shorts, I mean, you know. But you know why he's doing it, though. You know why he's doing it.

So you think this woman was doing it to penalize him. Yes, I believe that either somebody in the house, maybe her friends were like dared her to go out there like that. Or that's how she gets her jollies off. Like she gets some sort of rush. It doesn't matter how she goes. Oh, yes, it does. Oh, yes, it does.

Who's the whole situation to get mad at? You're taking the owl on that one. You're telling me. Shachan Elizabeth or Donna Mills? What are we looking at here? You're telling me if she is, if she's an attractive person, it makes a difference. You just say thank you. Or exposing herself.

Yeah, totally different. I have no say in the fucking situation. No, not my opinion. No, mine either. I can't feel victimized that somebody came and did that and like without, I have no abilities in this situation whatsoever. I have to be fucking sit there and just be like embarrassed. They got to hold my eyes. open and look at this.

I mean, again, like, she's not naked. She's wearing like a... Like a bikini. Yeah, like a bikini. Yeah, but it's 11 o'clock at night. No reasonable person expects to fucking go up and deliver food to somebody. Yeah. And then them come out and expose themselves.

Of course, because life's not that good normally. Yeah, right? No, I don't disagree with you that there is a trend of, like, women answering the door to get a pizza like naked or scantily dressed. Right. there is a trend of people that do that. Is it really? Oh, yeah.

Why is this a problem? Isn't this a great thing? It never happened to me. Because we don't get a say in it. Like if they, if they, when the order comes through, if it also said in the notes, you know, leave on my doorstep, don't ring and don't ring bell. I'm going to come out in my underwear. Then I could choose to be like, oh, I'll accept this or I won't accept it. Would you have accepted it?

No. Why? Because I don't, because that's fucking, that's like Texas chainsaw shit. I don't know if fucking Jeb is going to come around a corner. Not me in a show. You're like, they're just trying to get me there to fucking knock me on the head and bring me in and fucking terrorize me. Is this supposed to get Donald to that? She doesn't want you to think that she's a fat piece of shit because she's ordering fast food at midnight.

So she's showing you. She's like, look, I could do this. Why are you assuming that she was not on the heavy side? Why are you assuming? Well, I asked you. And I didn't tell you. And I didn't tell you. We know we want to conjure up.

I spend my time thinking otherwise. It's so strange that you would assume that she was, you said she's not a fat piece of shit? Is I know exactly that words? Well, no, I said she wants to show you that she's not a fat piece of shit. In this scenario, it's the character thinking that, not me. How do you know she showed me? Maybe she just confirmed that she is.

You don't know that. Then I would be mad. You know, Big is beautiful, baby. No, no. I am not siding at all with that argument that if she was sveled and beautiful that it changes the dynamic. To me, it's like that's not cool. You just can't come out and do that to somebody without their approval or their consent. I mean, well, we've seen the DoorDash girl.

Remember her? No. She went to deliver DoorDash and there was a guy. who was in his house passed out on the sofa in his underwear. His pants are pulled down. No one's ever supposed to go in the house, though. His boxers, right? She broke, she definitely broke some fucking rules by going in his house.

She opened the door. She opened the door, took a picture of him, and then it was like, I was sexually assaulted. I mean, which is like, come on. Come on. Come on. Look, I wasn't assaulted, but it's almost, it's not on a level of that, what's it called, gumming? Gooning?

Yeah. Yeah, gooning? Yeah. I'm not saying it's even close to that, but it is on the same kind of, like, neighborhood of, like, you're doing something that I have no say in. And, like, I'm not a willing participant in. And you're doing it against, you know, my wishes. What if I'm, what if I'm, like, a strict, like, religious guy and, like, I'm not allowed to see that? What are you fucking, like Islamic?

What is that? Like, where's your husband? What's going on right now? What? What's happening? What do you mean what's happening? But let's say I was, let's say, would that be the religion I'm thinking of? Would they be?

Well, it's her property. I'd say so. I mean, it's her property. She could do whatever she wants. But she definitely chose to wait. That's why they were milling around the window. When she came out, where were you? I was right on the doorstep.

This, okay, this whole incident only took, look, took 10 seconds. Yeah. And was she like smiling? Like, T. Yes. Yeah. Yes. So obviously she wanted to do it.

Yeah, they were like, hey man, when the DoorDash guy comes like answering your brown underwear. Yeah, when the fucking lame-ass fucking DoorDash guy comes.

Just watch a look like to look like that's face. Because it's like, because they're kind of like saying like, you know. Because I listen to this podcast. But yeah, I don't know if it's cool to like,

I would be an, I, the argument, a dude coming out in his box wearing nothing with boxers for your daughter. I get that argument. You're like,

come on, man. like, but how come you can't see, on some fucking hands. You can't flip the other side. But I do think that the boxes aren't as bad as coming out in a speedo. You know what I mean? Like, but I can't flip it.

I'm sorry. Why can't you flip it? Why are you unwilling to be able to flip it? Because I think a woman has given you a gift. Quite frankly, you seem ungrateful to me. You seem like an ingrate. Like the guy's driving her up fucking midnight delivering fries to people. Some woman gives them a ray of sunshine.

And he's like, I might be mad about this. I want to go test my friend, see if they know. All right, in the final. I was going to say, I've gone out and, like, when I had a house, I would go out. I'm glad I gave you those fucking glasses now, though. Yeah, Q gave me some, what are they called? The Ray-Band meta-glasses, yeah, that someone gave me.

You did give me the glass. I feel, though, that if I put these glasses on, like, I'm going to stand out, like, a sore thumb. I'm like, the fucking DoorDast guy's filming me. You look on assuming like Karkat. You look like you're ready for a revival of Revenge of the Nerds, for sure. What were you going to say, though, get him? I've gone out when I had the house to go out and get the mail. I've done it in my boxers.

I really don't. Was the male person out there? Hey, Tom. Was the mailman out there? No, I usually didn't. Yeah, I usually was after he left, I went out and got it. Right. Okay.

But anyone on the road could have seen me. But I don't. They waited for me. They literally waited. I could feel it in the, in peripheral. I didn't know why they were waiting, but I was like, either they want the food or they're, like, people get annoyed too if you pull up in the wrong driveway. God forbid, you're at the fucking wrong house.

Like, you would think that, you know, I'm parking on their lawn instead of like in front of their house. Right. Oh, really? It's fucking ridiculous. But they knew what they were doing. Like, she chose the exact time. As soon as the camera was up, she popped out. It was, the timing was.

impeccable. Again, it only had, like, and 10 seconds, all it was. That's the part that would upset me. Can you give me 20 seconds? I think it's like along the same lines as like when you read about like a female teacher who gets in trouble for messing around with an underage

boy student who's like 17. But it's still the same theory of like Oh yeah, your, you're, you're antiquated like caveman fuse. of that it's okay for the female to do it if it's a boy student. I mean, only because I'm putting myself in the boys' shoes and be like, why the fuck didn't that happen to me? Yeah, and why did he say something about that? Yeah, like, what is wrong with this guy?

Wow. You want to hear the last one then? Yeah, because it can't be that one. Oh, no, huh? I don't think so. Again, you're assuming that Christy Brinkley stepped out. That's what you're assuming right now. I'm not going to confirm either way.

I know, I'm wrong. I am. Bo Derek stepped down. 11 o'clock at night. She lives in Jersey now. Would it matter if she did? If it was Bo Derek? And I was like, oh my God, it's Bo Derek from Tarzan and 10.

Listeners are desperately Googling the Boer Ricketts right now. No, would it have mattered to you? We'll save it for after the game. Would it have mattered to you if she looked like a 25-year-old Boe Derek? I can't tell you that right now. That's what I'm saying. I can't tell you that to you weigh in on which situation really got me. I got you.

And finally, while on vacation earlier this summer, a very, very limited edition, $285 hardcover was released exclusively on a website. And I really, really wanted it. I asked Giddem to try and order me a copy the morning it was released, as I feared I'd be unable to secure one while I was on vacation. But I also would try as I was okay with if I got two copies. I would also try while I was in Florida and get one. Because I thought the website might be flooded and wouldn't be able to log on.

This is a weekday? It was a week day. So, get him to work anyway. Thursday morning. It was 9.30 in the morning. So he wasn't on the clock yet. So he was doing me a solid. Okay.

But, um. Cool. There she is. No. So in my head, I was like, if I get to, I can, can live with that. I can easily flip one I thought and maybe make a little scratch on the side, but I'm not confident that I can sell it for more than I paid for it. You don't know. So I was able to order one while in Florida, and Gidham was also able to order me one as well.

So Gidham texted me and said, should I order another copy? Should I order a third copy? I responded immediately. Almost, there was no hesitation in the text. No, I can't afford to spend $900 in case they don't move on the aftermarket. It's George Perez, New Teen Titans, Artist Edition, oversized book in a slip case. Beautiful book. Like that Superman one I have. Gotcha.

I said, I can't take the $900 hit to buy three of them in case they don't move. You know, then I spent $900 on a book that really would only put. I was okay spending $285 on. immediately I tell him no. He immediately texts back. I already did. Yeah. So why the fuck did you ask me,

should I order a third one if you already bought it already? It's a good question. Does he like the new Teen Titans, I hope? He doesn't know what it is. Right. He says, should I order a third copy since we're able to get R2? When I was like, no, no, no, I can't spend $900. I already did.

So, well, all right, he was trying to be proactive. He was trying to anticipate your wants and needs. Maybe if we sell two of them, it could pay for Walt's book. Yeah, I believe that was the way he's thinking. But, I mean, you would not be in the wrong to be like, I didn't tell you to buy it. That's you now. The guy, I would take $295 from him.

And then he stuck with a book that he doesn't want. Well, he asked to flip. He ordered it. That's, but I asked him to order it. It wouldn't be on his radar. if it wasn't for me. You asked him to order one, though. Yeah.

So. But why even ask me? Should I order a third? Because he thought you were going to say yes, and then he would be the big hero. He rolled the dice. Right. Yeah. He rolled the dice.

He crapped out. Yeah, he definitely cracked out. But he was trying to do the right. I believe Gettam was trying to do the right thing. And can you cancel the order? Well, I will tell you that after you weigh in. Okay. After you weigh in under three stories, I'll give you a little bit more back.

story on each situation. I don't know. There's many reasons. Well, right off the bat, Brian Johnson. Should I have been mad in all three instances, or should I have been mad in two out of three, one out of three? I feel two out of three. I'm assuming the one with the door dash, like you're not mad.

I wouldn't be mad about that. Okay. I'd be celebrating. The pizza points. Pizza club. Okay. Okay. Points points.

Gotcha. Mm. Q, do you think I? I have a right to be mad at all three situations or two out of three, one out of three? I can't imagine getting upset about any of those. Any of them? Yeah. Oh, la-di-da.

He doesn't eat pizza points. Yeah. Somebody either did you, apparently. Been eaten there 20 years with no problem. But if I was going to be like, I could kind of see that one. For me, it would be the pizza points. Because, I mean, you're talking. countless opportunities to give a

a valued returning customer like something that they're giving to people. And it's going to cost them nearly nothing. Right. A slice in a soda once a week, once every month, once a month. And I remember casting back my mind 25 years, you always seem to have some sort of issue with Mr. Pizza Slice.

No, no, no, I love Mr. Pizza Slice. You weren't angry at him? It's like you weren't, I never remember you raging about him or, or something like that? No, no, no. Mr. Pizza Slice was a sweet. He was a mean man, but he was nice to me, though. Okay.

Yeah. It was really weird, yeah. I think there was a, there was a stretch where after he left, didn't you, like, you stopped going there and then you had to, like, take the circuitous. That was, yeah, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, the new corner. New corner. New corner.

New corner. I stopped going to new corner every day, and then it became, like, a year. I wasn't there for a year. And then I was like, well, I can't go back now because I went there for five years every day. and now I disappeared. What do I say? Where was I? Like, why am I back now?

I was up. I was in prison, man. I was upstate. I was wandering from city to city solving crimes and not running. Yeah, but this pizza parlor I go to now that didn't offer me the pizza point, this is the pizza parlor I saved from the smoking fucking mulch. Okay. All right. So that's what I mean.

Like, you have a history of issues with pizzas, pizza places. And you have a legitimate gripe on. your hands here. So I'm going to say the piece of the getham thing like out of, I mean out of all the things getem says and duns like that you have to be immune to that level. But you know I'm in it and like money is tight right now.

Yeah. And this fucking guy is spending my money nilly willy like without. Yeah, but that's the one I believe he's angry. If you could flip one, you could flip two. I don't even know if I could flip one. I don't even know. I don't know what the market's going to be like after they release them. You can't cancel the order. I just think that on the list

of things he get annoyed to get him about, it just seems like such low... Small potatoes? Because he's trying to help you and he is trying to do the right thing. And there was only $150 a $900 of small potatoes. I'm not saying small potatoes. I'm saying... Let me think about this.

Hold on. There was only 150 made. Engage common man mode. Yeah, no, it's a lot of money. It's a lot of money. I get why that would annoy you. I just think like he angry is a strong is a strong did i've seen you angry at this guy very angry at this guy should i be mad should you be mad i that's the name of the game should i have been mad i think you could have been i don't think you should have i think i would have been wrong to like tear my new asshole

yeah i would be the wrong to fucking tear a new asshole yeah like i got my wife on my ear and all of a sudden she sees on the fucking credit card estate we're monitoring our fucking spending on on vacation. She's like, did you do it? $900? I'm like,

fucking get them, fucking spend $900 of our money? And I got to hear it on my vacation. Eventually turns against get him? I could see how that was. Well, he's got to pay for it just like you. And I'm like,

how are you going to make him pay for it? He's got no money. I'm going. She's like, too bad. He's got to pay for it then. We know one person was mad at least. Oh, good. Um, yeah, but he, I, again, like, you have to have a callus when it comes to get him by now.

It can't, that callus is there in some extent, but $900 will make that callus. But it's not $900 because you, you approve to. $600. No, but you approve to. True. So you really are talking $300. Okay. I don't think it's worth screaming in the guy's face for $300.

I just don't think it is. Especially when the situation is just unfolding. and you might be able to cancel the order, you might be able to sell it for more money. It just doesn't seem like you know how the game works. I just feel like the pizza one is the one where I feel you were wronged in some way. Really wrong. Really wrong.

Yeah. So that's what I'm going to say. He was locked in on what really got me there was the pizza, the inconsiderate pizza parlor. Brian L. Johnson. We got pizza. We got naked lady. And also,

I just also I'll point out if money, if you can't sit there and tell me how tight money is and then tell me you order a $300 a comic book. I need it.

I need it. That's not. You know that, right? Like that's not. I need it. I need it. I need it. It's my favorite artist.

I know, but it's for free online if you want to sell the pirate seas. I'm just saying like, you know, you can't claim common man status. I can't? Drying through 300 books for a comic book?

No. He's got to buy it to leave it unopened on his shelf. Wait a minute. So now I can no longer play the common man card? Not in this lane, no. No?

No, you're not talking about baby food? You're talking about 40-year-old comics on a new form. It's oversized. I get it. I'm with you. I hear you. I got the fucking Death of Suitman one. I'm with you.

Look at this. It's gorgeous. Yeah, it's fucking beautiful. I have the fourth world, the Kirby Fourth World one. Artist Edition? the it's like this yeah it's in a slip case the white slip case oh you got the absolute the absolute yeah i got that one you know so it's like i get it i'm with you buddy i'm with you okay brian l johnson uh i have to agree with you i think that the one that yeah with cue the one that is really most

offensive is the pizza points that they and i've dealt with those guys uh when i lived over in that area and i i ran into a problem with them where i was like we order from you all the time and you're going to fucking give me trouble about this. You know, like, give me a fucking break. So I know that they do have that attitude, you know? Yeah. And also, it's just like, it's almost like you're entitled to that. I mean, going there 20 years, it's almost like you're entitled to some sort of like,

thank you after two decades of. Especially when they're offering. Yeah. It's like, you're not going and demanding something that doesn't exist. Yeah, like you can't go to like a grocery store and not have them, hey, do you have our card, you know, our, uh, guilty card, that kind of. That kind of shit. Like at the counter or at the table eating and I hear, would you like to redeem your pizza points?

And it was just like, like shocking. I was like, what? Pizza points. Why don't I have pizza points? I deserve pizza points. Should have them. You should have a bunch of them. Yeah.

The Gettam thing, I feel like you were probably annoyed by it, rightfully so, because it's like, why the fuck did you ask if you were going to like literally a millisecond later? It's placed the order anyway. It's a head scratcher. Why even text? Should I get it? Exactly. Yeah, just do it. Because he told me.

Yeah, not like, hey man, I bought an extra one just, you know, for whatever reason. It's like, should I buy it? Oh, fuck you. But shouldn't he have been like when I said no, shouldn't he been like I didn't order a third one and then just kept like kept it or canceled it? That would be the smart thing. That would have been the smart thing. Right?

Yeah. If you have 148 intellect, why the fuck are you being like, I already did it do. No, you're right. You're absolutely right. It's confounding, but so much of him is confounding. He sent your voice text. It sounded like that. I already did it do.

I already did it do. Boss, we got three. Three is better than two. Should I have gotten four? Wait. So two for pizzas. Two for pizzas. Yeah, I can't imagine any normal American male with blood coursing through his veins is like a broad underwear.

There's just no way. I can't know. You guys are assuming it's like a smoking fucking. Even if she's gross. I get what they're doing. And, like, as a person who doesn't like kink shaming, I'm like, okay, I get it. I get why they're doing it. They're just having fun.

They're having it at your expense. Yeah. Yeah, they're having it at your expense. But it's not like they gave you a fucking hot foot or, like, you know, put a potato in the mouth. A hot foot? What fucking decade is it? I'm just going to stand here. Checking my phone.

She out of. She distracts him. The guy puts the match in your foot. Oh, the son. and have a Gestello pop out behind the house and start doing, who's up first? The prank is so harmless. It's so harmless that, like, I can understand me like, why are you using me as a...

Yeah, that's the fucking key word. Why are you using me? Yeah, like as an instrument for your little... Yeah, you used me. And you thought it was funny. You're a sick game. All right, I'll go in, I'll tell you which one wasn't true first. Okay.

I was not mad at Gettnham when he ordered the third copy. I'm glad. In the wake of my euphoria and having secured at least one, I was in, I was on cloud nine. Okay. I was like, I got one. I don't, all that mattered was I got one. I'll worry about the fucking $900 he wasted on me. Yeah.

He's like, you'll worry about it now. She didn't even know that. Oh, she didn't even know. But yeah, I was not annoyed. But post to that story, I was like, I told him, I was like, well, just cancel that one. Right. And he was like, I could tell he was hedging and hauling. I gave him my word.

Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. And he fucked up in the order. He said that he was going to pick it up in person. So he didn't pay for the shipping on it. So I told him, he said that I have to figure out. out a way to send them more money to pay for the shipping now.

And I was like, no, no, no. You tell them you can't afford it now and just cancel it. And I could tell this was very emotionally troubling for him. I guess it's all by his face. But I was like, do it. And so I know I come in next week. He's like, did you take care of that book? I was like, no, not yet.

And I was like, fucking why? Why aren't you canceling that book? Because I already have a relationship with the fuck a person on the email. And I'm like, you're worried. you're worried about this stranger in California who's sending out books more than me, more than my fucking what I want or what I can't afford. And he's more worried about upsetting this person. What is this relationship with the email person?

I would love to know. Because I had reached out to her and she had gotten back to me. Your name was Amanda. And I like I was, you know, she was like so nice. It was, you know, like when the person is so nice on the other end. Trying to sell you something? She was being so nice. No, no, she was just very helpful.

Like, you know, you're getting good customer service. You know, it was nice and helpful when I came to visit your, your ass in fucking hospital bringing your fucking food and fucking... Closing shit. And water or whatever that fucking celtzer was. That is fucking should Trump Amanda. And her fucking feelings. I had to sit there and dictate a fucking email to him and be like, hit send. And he's like struggling to hit the fucking send button.

Yeah. Because you're like, yeah, I'm having organ failure. and I can't afford it. I told him the right thing. I said, due to some unforeseen health issues, I said, I can no longer afford to purchase this book. Can you please refund my card? Yeah.

And this was a bridge too far for him. It was like he was, I don't know. Were you canceling both books? Just one. Just one. You're still going to accept the other one. Yes. Okay.

Because I had ordered on another account, so it was different. Right. You want to just cancel that order too, so now you're not dealing with two of this. Because I didn't want to fucking send. them into the fucking, you know, into a menstrual institution. Yeah. So distraught. Well, he's hoping not the one will pay for the other one by selling it.

Sure, I get it. And it pretty much will, yeah. No, it won't. Yeah, well. No. But anyway, I was not mad. Like I said, I was more annoyed when I had to fucking basically dictate the fucking email.

That I would be mad at it. Because I'm like, what the fucks are you? That's always been my problem with him. It's like he, he claims to have these fucking moral rules, but they come at the expensive as friends. And I'm like, yeah, but what about like being fucking there for your boys? And he's like, well, but this, the rules of this. Amanda.

Yeah. Through the whole Reddit saga, I was always like, this guy, I don't get why he doesn't just fucking take care of business. And he never did. Clean up fucking. He just lets people talk shit about his friends. Oh, that. You'll never change that for me.

I know, but it has, and I love get him. And I consider him a friend and I care about him a lot. But it has certainly. painted. That ain't the Staten Island way. Oh. It ain't the Staten Island way. Oh, that's a mic drop.

And it's It's effective violation with it. Despite loving them. It's just not the way that things are you don't let people talk shit about your boys. That's harsh. Yeah, there's no such thing as a personal relationship with a person you're doing business with, right? I mean, like who you don't know. And then she, what was the response when you asked for the refund?

Okay. immediate response of like she was probably happy she'd have to be bothered with it yeah she probably flip it to somebody who didn't wasn't able to get one there's a weight list going yeah yeah I told them all this and it still could not fucking make him right stop with the bullshit of hemming and hawing and being emotionally torn to say he wanted to cancel this order yeah so it's an odd duck but that wasn't what you were angry about I was not angry about that I was barely even annoyed I was more just again I I was just happy.

I got mine. Right. And that's all that mattered in the moment. Okay. The other one that I was not mad about was the DoorDash. Yeah. Yeah. That was tough to believe.

But all those things, though, all those points could be made if this person came out and was. Well, now tell us. She was probably 30. Certainly nothing, no issues with weight or a piece. It was more, I was more like, what the fuck does that? Yeah, I was more like bamboozled. Like, you see it like, you know, like a deer in the headlights could not be more apropos of how I felt in that moment. And is she like a smile eye?

Yeah, because she was probably being dared to do it. Yeah. And yeah, that was more like, what? Like, I remember all I said to was I, I'm sorry. That's exactly what I. She said, but she was only out there for, like I said, less than 10 seconds. Maybe less than five seconds. A little friendly dare with her friends.

Yeah. I love that you apologize. Yeah, I was mad at the pizza parlor. Yeah. Not made enough to even say anything, not made enough to stop going. But I'm kind of like, what is wrong with these people? But did you now sign up for the... No.

I'm not going to give them the fucking... Not showing them. I'm not going to attract me. Where's the fuck? I'm not going to allow them to fucking know that I know about their pizza points. Not going to save money. Why don't you send get him in to sign up for it? With the meta glasses.

Three times. Just get him in to sign up. Right. And then what? And then just use that account. Oh, I don't know if he's fucking morally okay with that. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, you're right about that.

Remember Amanda? Yeah. Remember poor Amanda? Forget Amanda. I've been scamming quick check for points for about two years now. Yeah, when it benefits you. Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah, if you got someone, that's what I would do. I mean, do you know how the program works? No. Oh. I don't even know. I don't even know if it applies to fucking slices or it applies to just pies or whatever. I have no idea. I heard pizza points.

I was like, motherfucker. You should be swimming in pizza. He should be like Scrooge McDuck and his money bank. With the pizza points. I think it's an app. I think I've heard of this app. Like it applies to all your local pizza places. Slice.

Yeah, I think that's a, yeah. Yeah. I got one more. Yeah, let's do it. You got time,

Q? Yeah, yeah, so this one, I think, is really going to be fun for the listeners. Okay. It's called the IP profit paycheck payout challenge.

Say that fucking three times real quick. I can't even say once. The IP profit paycheck challenge? Payout challenge. Payout challenge. Payout challenge. Payout challenge. IP profit, paycheck, payout challenge.

Brian and Q are given four random intellectual properties. Three of the properties are in the top 150 most profitable IPs on the planet. One is not. Brian or Q have to strike one IP that they believe is not in the top 150. And then they must rank from valuable to least valuable the remaining three IPs. Here's an example question. Here are the four IPs. Batman, Star Wars, Pokemon, Clifford the Red Dog.

That would be just to you because you reach, you'll get the same one, but you both weigh in differently. You're working to, you can work together, you can check your or you could go off on your own though. Okay, but I'm still not understanding what. Which one are you going to strike from there that's not on the 100 most profitable IPs? Pokemon, Star Wars, Batman, or Clifford. Did you make this example very clear because it's the example? Yeah. So clearly Clifford the Big Red Dog at this point.

You're going to strike that one? Against, what was it against Star Wars? Pokemon, Star Wars, and Batman. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Come on. He's been around since the 70s.

I mean, I've been around a lot longer than Pokemon. I know. And I, and I, and between the two, I prefer Clifford the Big Red Dog, but. You never know with kids movies, though. Like, kids movies are weird. Like, it'll make fucking nothing or it'll make a fucking nothing. or it'll make a fucking billion and you're like,

what character is this? Yeah, but I know Pokemon made a billion dollars. I'm a guess on that one. All right, so you're going to strike Clifford. Sure. Are you going to agree with that?

I would agree with that. Okay, now I rank them from one, two, and three in profits. It's Pokemon, Star Wars, and Batman. And Batman? All time. 150 top grossing IPs in world history. What do you think?

I kind of think Pokemon might be in the first spot. Pokemon's number one. I just remember hearing something the other day about, like, how it made a fuck ton of money. It's generational. It's, it's, I mean, so is Batman and so is Star Wars. Star Wars. We know what Star Wars is kind of worth, because then did they pay like, like, 30 billion,

how much did they pay for it, right? Oh, Disney. Oof. Those are tough. Those are tough. I'm going to say Pokemon, Batman, Star Wars. I'll go Pokemon, Star Wars, Star Wars, just to mix it up a little. Always bet on Squirtle.

Yeah. Pokemon is the most profitable IP in world history. Yeah. With $130.7 billion. That makes sense. Star Wars is number two. At 46.7 and Batman, actually Star Wars is number two in this list, but it's not number two overall. Right.

Sure. And then Batman is $29.9 billion. Wow. Shock that that's it for Batman. That's your example question. Okay. To make it more interesting, you guys will each play. for one listener. And every question you get correct, that listener will receive nothing, but get it

incorrect, and they will receive a whopping $10 in cash that comes out of each of your monthly paychecks. Okay. All right. Great. That's why it's called the IP profit paycheck payout challenge. Now, there's listeners out there. Probably now, there's some where they're rooting against you guys. In a way, they want to see you fucking lose some money for once. Layout $30, $40. Yeah, I know. How many questions are there? question. So the most you can lose is 100 bucks. Okay. All right.

And we also have a genius. I think I just figure out how he's paying for those fucking comic books. We have a genius at your disposal where you can ask a 148 intellect what they think on the ranking if you choose to. Okay. I don't have to. You don't have to, though.

What's, you're going to ask a question, get him? No. No. Okay. Um, Bri, you'll be playing for Bernard Miller of Missouri. Is that M.O? Is that Missouri?

No, M.O is, what's M. Missouri? Missouri. M.O. Is there, is that right? Yeah. Missouri. Okay.

And Q will be playing for Wendell Wested, the third of New Jersey. You don't need my money. All right. The first question of both of you guys, Pac-Man, E.T. jaws, or peanuts. Remember he had to strike one. Okay.

Talk it out. Pac-Man, Waka, Waka, Waka, Waka. Pac-Man had a hell of a heyday. BT, phone home. T-phone home. I told her doing it. We're just saying

that are associated with the fucking character. I don't know that Pac-Man still has the money coming in like he used to. Who is he at Pac-Man? We got Pac-Man. We got Jaws.

We got E.T. And we got Peanuts. Now, Peanuts is Charlie Brown. Of course. Wasn't know if that was before your time. No, no. I'm a big peanuts fan. You like Charles Schultz?

I do. It was old sparky. Ooh, dropping fucking. I think you got a strike. What state did he went? Did he come out of? I don't know. Minnesota.

Minnesota. I would say you got to strike Pac-Man. Strike Pac-Man, you believe in that? I agree with that, yeah. Yeah. And then it's what, bat, and then it's not. Then we got Jaws, E.T, and peanuts. E.T. had no sequels.

But there's a ride at Universal Studios. There's a Jaws ride at Universal Studios. It's been there forever. Jaws is gone. Jaws is not gone of both of them. You still go to Amityville and the thing comes up. But it is, and that is a great ride. It's a fucking wild ride that one, the E.T one. you go to his home planet and they got all those weird creatures and stuff.

I thought you're being sarcastic. No, it's awesome. It's like the worst rise I've ever been on. Yeah, but in terms of like, in terms of getting your heart racing, it's fucking, it's fucking, it's fucking, it's fucking, it's fucking, it's, it's, all musty in there because it's fucking old as hell. It's all the reasons you're saying. It smells like grandma's attitude. Yeah, it is insane that it's still like there.

It sounds like musty rubber from all the rubber is fucking deteriorating. It doesn't seem they've ever updated it. Right. Yeah, I love it. That's why I love it. I do love that ride. I can't see. it being worth more than Jaws. Jaws had multiple

sequels. Jaws has multiple video games. Jaws just had its 40th anniversary, right? Yeah. Or whatever it is. And what was the other one? We got peanuts. We got peanuts, E.T, and Jaws.

I'm going to go, Jaws, Peanuts, E.T. Jaws, Peanuts, E.T. Okay. Jaws, Peanuts, E.T. Brie? I'm going to go I'm going to go peanuts, E.T. and then Jaws.

Okay. Mix it up. Yeah. So, out of these three or four IPs, the most profitable was Pac-Man. Wow. At $15.43 billion. That is a stunner, isn't it? That is stunning.

Let's think of all the video games that sold. That's why you got to ask your genius at your disposal. Right at your left-hand side is a genius. Yeah. And both you guys were like, nope. Not interested in what I'm... It's actually my right-hand side. Yeah, I'm a genius too, Kiel.

Thanks, Bob. I got it wrong. All right, he's not my left-hand side. You're getting all defensive, but who's the fucking guy who didn't ask, though? You had him right there, and you didn't ask him more question. They're $10 down. Both of you guys are $10 down. This is not an easy game.

Peanuts is number two at 14.4. Ooh, okay. E.T. is at $2.04 billion, and Jaws, it doesn't make the top 150. Wow. Wow. Holy shit. That is stunning to me.

All right. I do that in there because I know you guys like Josh. I just want to rub it in your faces. Thank you. Undresimated. All your listeners. Wendell and Bernard

10 bucks. You can't lose that $10, Bernard and Wendell. That's yours. That is definitely coming away. A big check. A making, hey, check will be coming at least for $10.

But who knows? There's plenty more questions. Nine more questions to go. Redeemable only at the general store. All right. Question two. Star Trek. Space Invaders.

I love Lucy. And Avatar. Space invaders. I love Lucy. Avatar, obviously, can't be struck. Star Trek is the other one. Star Trek. Yeah.

Okay. You got to keep those two. So it comes down between space invaders and I love Lucy. how can I love Lucy still in this day and age? To this day, generate. Just be generating out, you know. Get them, please. Rescue them.

Yeah, get them. Give us your advice. I know you live in a house that is covered from head to toe and I love Lucy merch. Yes. Yeah, I mean. He does. Where the lady he lives with is. Oh, she's a big fan.

That and the Wizard of Oz. Yeah. So. I love Lucy's great. And they're still making I love Lucy merch to this day. Right. I knew you talking about. You're talking about just the show, right?

Just not Lucy of Ball. Just I love Lucy. The IP I Love Lucy. Not the Lucille Ball show, which everybody fucking adores. Right. Yeah, of course. I can't remember Space Invaders having a sequel game like Miss Pac-Man or, you know, a cartoon show like Pac-Man did. So the only thing I can think of is maybe they got a bump from that horrible Adam Sandler film.

Was that horrible? Pixels? I didn't see it. So you're saying to strike space invaders? I would say strike. I would strike. That was my guts. That would be mine too.

All three you're saying strike space invaders. Yeah. I'm saying. Okay. Yeah, because. Space invaders was a little later, so it may have. But I don't remember any, I don't even remember Space Invaders' toys. I don't remember anything.

Aside from the game, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you all locked in on this strike? Yeah. Okay. And for the sake of time. We'll just say you got the whole question wrong then because.

Okay, cool. Space Evaders was the top grossing IP out of those. More than Star Trek, more than Avatar. And I love Lucy. Avatar should have been struck. Yeah, Avatar is like the... I thought it was like the top, three are like the top grossing movies. This is like, this is all merchandise.

All merchandise, yeah, right. This is just not just movie gross. This is the whole enchilada. Right, but is it including movie gross? Sure. But then how can we beat Avatar is like millions? We're going to be on $100 for no reason. Space Invaders comes in at $13.9 billion generated.

Star Trek at 11.2. Wikipedia. Avatar at $7.32 billion. I love Lucy, did not crack the top 150. Yeah. Wendell and Bernard. Is it Bernard? Yeah.

Yeah, you're up. 20 bones, baby. So the genius did this wrong. Huh? The genius steered us wrong. Oh, yeah. Because he's not a genius. Got to think of patterns, bro.

All right. Number three. The Incredibles. The Fantastic Four. Power Rangers. And Superman. Incredibles. Fantastic Four.

Power Rangers and Superman. You got to take Incredibles out. I'm going to take Superman out. I'm just going to do it. Why are you taking Superman? I've been around since the 30s. I know, but still,

I mean, I just feel like the more recent properties are the ones that are making more money, you know what I mean? Like The Incredibles was more recent. He's had almost 100 years to build up a fucking nut. And he's had more movies. Just add the fucking $10 on to Bernard's fucking list.

I don't want to hear it. You didn't even ask your genius. We did last time. He said a genius. Well, Q can consult with them. I'm locked in on Superman. All right. You're locked in on?

I'm going to, Incredibles? Incredibles, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to agree with them because if we're not going based on the success, there has been a lot of Incredibles merch. Sure. But Power Rangers is multinational. Power Rangers, I think it's going to be the most out of all of my things. I think you're right.

Be the richest. But does fantastic Ford translate worldwide, or is it mostly a U.S. success? There's been six movies, endless comic book, endless action figures, endless video games. I just feel like... It's been a lot of movies, but have they been successful movies? Yeah. Because it was that, what was that, Harvey Corman, fantastic, four. Well, Harvey Corman?

Was it some fucking Carabornet show? Steve Corman? The one that they made just for the rights. Yeah. Roger Corman. Roger Corman. Okay. He was the only person on a planet that confused Harvey Corman when fucking

Roger Corman. I had the last name right. Yeah. Yeah. I'll stick with Incredibles. I'll stick with Incredibles. Okay. Again,

for the sake of speed, since you didn't get the strike question, correct? We'll immediately give Bernard and Wendell another $10. What was it? It was a fantastic four was the one you should have struck. I should have struck that one. Yeah,

you said that, get him. Power Rangers is number one. in this list at 8.67 billion, Superman at 8.2, and the Incredibles at 2.37. Wow, I was even close. 2.3. That's why you, yeah. I got to ask the genius. You've got to, you've got to, this is, I know it's hard because you have a high intellect of

your own, a 132. It's like writing an email. It was 132, I would have gotten the answer, right? I know it's hard for 131 to ever come begging for a 148's fucking input. It feels weird, you know, it just feels like, I'm almost as good as you. Between the both of you. You haven't got one right now. There are some listeners who are like,

yeah, take all their money. Boom. All right, it's going to get a little bit harder now. Oh, good. The Simpsons. Sailor Moon. The Three Stooges. And Scooby-Doo.

Scooby-Doo, the Simpsons, Sailor Moon, or was it on? Three stooges. I'm at a weakness here because I was never plugged into Sailor Moon. None of us probably were. No, luckily. Yeah. Luckily.

It's for little girls and fucking fat gay guys. It really is. If you go to a con, you see little girls and fat gay guys dressed up his solar moon. I've never seen Gettem fucking rocking a Sailor Moon shirt. His half shirt, yeah. Little rips on the bottom. What do you want to strike? I don't know.

What do you think? I'm not sure if Three Stooges translates worldwide as much as... That was going to be my guess. Like, Sailor Moon definitely does Japanese market. It's anime. There's nothing hotter than that right now. Yeah. Or ever, really.

So you're on the record. You're telling your boys, if it were you in the hot seat, you would strike the Three Stooges over Scooby-Doo, Sailor Moon, Simpsons. Scooby-Doo, I don't know, does that have word, a lot of people that? There was a couple movies. Yeah. I mean, it's Scooby-Doo. It's ongoing. Scrappy Do.

Scooby-Dum. We know you know some of the cask of Scooby-Doo. I think it's a moneymaker. I think it's a marketing. I've had Scooby-Doo toys when I was a kid. I had the mystery, the mystery van, mystery machine, right? But I wonder if the Curly Joe Bester family is selling his rights. I mean, the only time Street Stooges have been mentioned in the past 40 years,

they made that movie, the Farrelly brothers made that movie, and lethal weapon. Can I offer, me and Frank, while on vacation, one summer, went to a Three Stooges Museum. Yeah. Yeah. It was amazing. Sure. Yeah. Okay.

That's all I'm going to say. I'm still going to drop. Q is dropping the Three Stooges. Brian Johnson. Dropping the Three Stooges. Correct. I'll tell you that right off the bat. To help you guys.

out of the little. Okay, great. Thank you. So now all you got to do is fucking get the order of the three. Now, I think that's bullshit. I think three stooges is better in all these fucking properties. Including the Simpsons. So Simpsons. Simpsons, Sailor Moon. Scooby-Doo. I'm going to put them in that order. Simpsons. Salerns. Sala moon and Scooby-Doo. Yep. Simpson, Sailor Moon. I'm going to swap it. I'm going to say Salamoon, Simpson, Scooby-Doo. Okay. So close, but Bernard and Wendell are up $40 big dollars. Wow, these two men. It is Scooby-Doo at $5.43 billion. Simpsons at 4.9 and Sailor Moon at 2.5. Wow, okay. All right.

It's only going to get harder, Q. I don't see how it can. We've got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Oof. G.I. Joe. Oh. Transformers. This is your childhood right here.

I know, this is it. And the Universal Monsters. Mm. Chew on that. I mean, I didn't not give you the pizza points. You know that, right? Like, I'm not responsible. Okay, so it's G.I. Joe Transformers.

What was the other one? Turtles. T-M.N.T. What's our genius got to say? I'm going to say no, Joe. It's like, what? Really? what like Transformers again is worldwide it was you know Japanese right

they're still making multiple movies still making toys yeah um Beast wars all that other stuff so Transformers is a safe bet I think it's transform to be at least in the in the yeah not to be struck yeah and then I don't know this I'm not sure about the worldwide appeal to Teenjee Ninja Turtles over the universal monsters universal monsters that's you You don't even have to speak to understand, you know, Frankenstein or Dracula. Speak English. That's okay.

That's like, that's a weird analogy. Yeah. Mutes love monsters. Shit. I think I got to strike the universal monsters. That's what I would do, too. Locked in? As much, I'm too excited.

Yeah. Correct. Nice. You should have not listened to your genius because it was the universal monster. So now just rank T-formers. TMNT and Joe. Mm-hmm. What was your favorite of the three?

Transformers. But I love all three. All three of them are a good bet that they made a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going turtles, Transformers, Joe. I'm just going to keep them in that order. Turtles Transformers, Joe.

Yeah. Fuck. I'm going to say Transformers, G.I. Joe Turtles. Wendell and Bernard, you are now up to $50. He was sitting around being like, how can I just get money from these guys and fuck them over? Transformers. Transformers number one. Turtles number two.

G.I. Joe number three. Planet of the Apes. King Kong. Rocky. And the TV show Friends. Oh, Jesus. Which one you want to strike in them. Friends, Rocky.

What was the other two? We've got Planet of the Apes, King Kong, Rocky, and Friends. What's your gut, say, other than you want to go to the fucking buffet? Does Rocky include the Creed series? It includes the entire. Okay. Everything that came out. Everything that spilled out.

Broadway show. Everything. Everything. Toys. Okay. Merchandise. Soundtracks. What were the other?

Planet of the Apes, King Kong, Rocky, and Friends. Planet of the Apes did have that resurgence with, what's his name? Burton? Yeah. There's been four movies since then. They're all great. What are you talking about? What's what I was saying?

It had a resurgence with Burton. And then he had. I thought it was caused the resurgence out. That wasn't what caused the resurgence. They had to wait to that fucking shit bomb fucking was out of everybody's the taste of how many Miko's were they making up until that movie came out. Nothing. and cardboard

play sets of the jungle Well, weigh in, give him some fucking help here. I'm trying to talking it out.

Don't talk it out. Just give my name. You told us to talk it out before. Nobody wants to hear you talk it out. Oh, okay. So it's one more time. Planet of the Apes. King Kong, Rocky, and Friends.

Okay. I think King Kong goes. Almost like the universe of monsters Because Because Planet of the Apes is fucking Is multiple movies, multiple TV shows, multiple merchandise, King Kong over Friends? I would say Friends is probably the top one out of all of those.

There's a reason they were making a million dollars an episode. Yeah, I mean, that's... What was the reason? Everybody in the world watched it. Yeah. That was a long time ago. So was King Kong. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to knock King Kong off. All right. Especially after a fucking robotic hand movie. I was going to knock King Kong off to. That was my first guess. Kong goes down. He is not on the list. You are correct.

So you got Friends, Planet of the Apes, and Rocky to rank. You said, you think Friends is number one. I think Friends is number one. So then it's just Planet Apes and Rocky. You're going to put him in a... Fuck. I mean, Rocky... I'm going to give a Planet of the Apes.

Number two. Yeah. And then number three... Rocky. Rocky. Rocky. Rocky. Rocky.

I'll go Friends, Rocky. Planet of the Apes. Correct order was Friends. Oh! Coming in in, number two was Planet of the Apes. Oh. So, Bernard is up to 60. A Wendell stays at 50.

Suck it, Wendell. Yeah, that makes sense. We've only got a few more here. Here, Fast and the Furious. Oof. Kung Fu Panda. Oh. Chuck's favorite franchise is a...

Sesame Street, which includes everything following it, including the Muppet show. Including the Muppets. Yes. Sesame Street, including the Muppets. Anything Muppet related. Okay. And two and a half men. We've got Fast and a Furious, Sesame Street and Muppets.

Kung Fu Panda, two and a half men. Ooh. That guy on two and a half men. F. Men was a psychopath. Charlie Sheen? Yeah. Winter, winter, chicken dinner. Tiger blood and Adonis DNA. People forget.

My God. There was a stretch there. He was whacked. He was nuts. Yeah, but it was also, he, Charlie Sheen is the highest paid television actor of all time, I believe. Still. I don't think anybody's topped that.

He just. More than Seinfeld. Yeah, I believe. I believe he was. But I'm going to say, Muppets Sesame Street is worldwide. There are its versions of Sesame Street worldwide. Right now you're trying to figure out which one is.

It doesn't matter that Sesame Street that was a non-profit. You're just talking about how much it generates, right? Yeah. Oh, man, rough. Two and a half men. I think it's depressing that it won't be too many a half men. Kung Fu Panda. Kung Fu Panda, again.

Sesame Street and Fast and Furious. Fast and furious, I think, appeals to everybody. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but you've got to strike Sesame Street. Okay. And the Muppets. I'm going to strike two and a half men. You're going to strike two and a half men. Yeah.

Brian Johnson can continue playing because that was the correct strike. I'm glad about that. Why? Because I want it to be two and a half men. That's not as valuable as the Muppets. So Wendell gets 10. But Brian, you can still go on now and see what happens here. So you've got to rank.

He's all nervous. I know I'm going to lose. Like, I was like, just put the 10 down. Fast and Furious, Sesame Street or Kung Fu Panda. Put him in order. Fast and Furious, I'm going to go first. Okay. Punda first.

I'm still going to play. Then I'm going to go Sesame Street. Then I'm going to go Kung Fu Panda. Correct. Oh, my God. Nice. Suck up Bernard. All right.

Oh, okay. Barbie. Wonder Woman. This is for the ladies. Barbie Wonder Woman, My Little Pony. and Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty definitely stays. Just for the gals can play at home now.

It's Barbie. They're all shut out and all the guys. All those guy IPs to rule. My little pony and hello kitty. We've got Wonder Woman. Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty stays. My Little Pony and Barbie.

A lot. Barbie made a lot. I can't believe what I'm saying this. I think I got to knock Wonder Woman off. What do you think, get him? A mama, yeah. Yeah. Especially after the last two stunkers.

Well, I like the first one. Yeah, I did, too. I was going to go Wonder Woman as well. You have correctly struck the IP that is not in the top 150, which was Wonder Woman. Right. Leaving you with Hello Kitty, My Little Pony, and Barbie. I think Hello Kitty is number one. So now it's just down to Barbie or

My Little Pony Oh, those fucking Bronies really Really throwing a wrench in this for me Yep But Barbie's been around forever Barbie's 60-some of years And she's always been Always been at a high level of popularity

And there's offshoot it's like you know You got Jimmy just bought two LeBron Barbies Yeah So But my little Add them to the To the total I'll do

I'll do Hello Kitty Barbie and then My Little Pony Okay I'm gonna go My Little Pony Barbie Then Hello Kitty You can weigh in before you lock in

Have you not seen how much Hello Kitty merch There's a Hello Kitty Okay 47 out there Is it really? Yeah I will Stay with that

His attempt that helping Wouldn't have mattered Okay Because the correct order was Barbie. Barbie is 36.3 billion. Yeah, that makes sense. Hello Kitty at 33.5 billion and My Little Pony at 5.98 billion.

Wow, that's it, huh? Close. No, not even close. Okay. But in our sequence of most valuable to least valuable, my little pony would have been in the third slot. So that means $10 more for Bernard and Wendell. Up to $70 bucks. Look at this way, though.

The most they can make office is 90. I got to earn 180 to give them 90. Right? You can't write this off on your taxes. The high-pilis. The high-peed playoff. Paycheck challenge, you can't write that until you're a fucking accountant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, make sure you mark that down. Yeah, Mitch. Write that off something. I lost $90 gambling. The last two are going to be frozen. Mm-hmm. Ghostbusters. Hey-oh.

Nightmare on Elm Street. Oofa. And money to poo. Oh, these are good ones. Ain't nothing but the best on top 150. Actually, that's not true. There's so much shit on there. I didn't understand.

I did not recognize words I could not pronounce, like, your arm, ma. What's your armagh? Yagiku? Yeah, something bullshit like that. What is it again? It's Nightmare and Elm Street. Nightmare and Elm Street. Ghostbusters.

Lenny of the Pooh and Frozen. Frozen was a fucking phenomenon. It's got sequels, Broadway shows. Endless merch. Frozen's got a step. Tons of shit in Disney. Yeah. Who you're striking?

You're saying genius? So Ghostbusters, Frozen. Winnie the Pooh and Nightmare and Elm Street. I'm between Nightmare and Elm Street and Winnie the Pooh. I can't figure out which one. Yeah, I want to say horror translates. Yeah. But Winnie the Pooh is a children's thing, so that's easier to translate.

He's been around forever. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's, what do you call it, the copyright? Just, you know. Right, yeah, that's how they're making those movies. Yeah, it's fucking tough. There's always been Ghostbuses merch. There's never been a time where there wasn't Ghostbust's merch.

March. Nightmare on Street has ebbed and flowed his ears gone by, right? Yeah, I would say that the sequel, like some of the sequels made more than the original, but then they started tapering off. Yeah, and what merch are really you're looking at? Yeah. Globs, figures, costumes. Right. Candy bowls.

Sexy Freddie costumes for ladies. I'm sure they're sexy winning the poo costumes. Yeah, you're probably right. They're sexy anything, yeah. I'm going to strike Nightmare on Elm Street. That's what I would do too, yeah. I can tell you this much, you are correct,

striking nightmare on Elm Street. So you have to rank who, Ghostbusters, and Frozen. There's a honeypot I'd like to get my head stuck in. I'm going to put Frozen first. And what were the other two? Ghostbusters and Winnie the Pooh. I'm going to do it.

Do frozen poo ghostbusters? I'll do frozen Ghostbusters poo. Frozen Ghostbusters poo. This blew my mind. Okay. Because Wayne of the Pooh beats Barbie, beats Hello Kitty. Wow. Beats Transformers, Teenage Minja Turtles, Scooby-Doo.

It is like one of the, it's in the top five with $50.2 billion. Jesus. Money the Pooh. God. So we're wrong, then. Yes, you guys are wrong. So what is it, Winnie the Pooh, Frozen Ghostbusters?

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Ghostbusters at 2.18 billion, frozen at 13.9. Winnie of the Pooh. Is that stunning? That is.

Who would think that? That does combine, though, the books and the Disney as one IP, though. I was going to say, yeah, you can take those movies and just dub them over and it's, you know, done. Yeah. All right. So that's another 10, right? Oof, we're at 80. 80 bones.

Let's try and stop the bleeding here. I know. But it's the final one. Maybe the hardest one, though, in terms of, but very recognizable franchises, but being so recognizable, it's hard to eliminate them. We've got James Bond. Terminator. Mm. Godzilla.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Genius? I'm looking at Q's shirt. Yeah.

He's wearing a Godzilla shirt for those who can't look at it. I was about to bring that up. We're just looking at it. That's all. About to bring that up. Okay. A little slow on the information. Toho is very infamous for its copyright, you know, trademark. Yeah.

What were the other three? Terminator. Terminator. Have you heard of it? Yeah. Okay. James Bond? James Bond. Yeah, a lot of merchandise.

Shaken nuts. Stood. A lot of movies. I'll be back. I'll be a dumbass. And what was the last one? Flintstones. Flintstones.

Jabba do. Yeah, it was originally an adult show. Trying to help you here. Originally an adult show, yeah. Advertise a lot of cigarettes. That's true. They need this. You need to help your boys here.

Would you pull out the Flintstones? That's what I'm leaning towards. That's, I am too. They did have those movies. movies are made a bunch. Yeah, but apparently movies making money doesn't matter. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.

I'm thinking of merchandise in which you can, you know, you can slap it things on. Terminator, you have video games, you have, you know, figures. Remember those toys? I bet you have, like, slot machines and shit like that. I don't think you're allowed to count the money pumped into a slot machine. I mean, just to sell of the slot machine. Licensing, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to strike Flintstones. I know it's a gamble, but. It's a risky gamble. Because it's not the oldest IP on this list. I guess James Bond would be. Yeah, but James Bond. Or maybe Godzilla in the 50s, right?

Yeah, but Godzilla's always, anything popular in other countries, I just, you assume. I just assume it's like, just makes more money than we know. In this instance, your assumption is correct. Flintstones should have been struck and it was. All right. So now you have... Pretty decent at striking them.

We're not bad at that first. I mean, we should be able to get like a $5 out of this account. So James Bond, Godzilla. Well, that's like saying, well, I got four out of the six numbers right on the fucking lottery ticket. Yeah, they do give you. They give you like $16. Okay, so we got James Bond. Yeah.

Godzilla. Godzilla. Terminator. Tons of Godzilla toys. For the years. Yeah. I think Godzilla's got to be first. I think James Bond's got to be

second. He's got the what he called the alcohol sales You want to buy a watch that he wore It's 10 grand That's just mostly yeah That would definitely be falling under the IP though Yeah

Yeah the Omega deals The Rolex deals They're using James Bond to sell that Fucking watch right? Yeah Cars They have to Martin's I don't see Godzilla selling a car

Yeah it was a fucking Does he sell cars? Yeah Oh God You don't remember that? No. So it's James Bond, Godzilla, and what was, I'm sorry? Terminator.

Terminator. I'm going to go in that order. James Bond, Godzilla, Terminator. I'll do Godzilla, James Bond, Terminator. What did you put first? I put James Bond first, then Godzilla, then Terminator. You put? I put Godzilla first, James Bond second, Terminator last.

Wendell comes out of this winning. $90 as Brian Johnson got the order correct as James Bond at 9.7 billion Terminator at three. Oh, wait but you said Terminator was a third one, so I didn't get it either. Oh, so you got it wrong to that. God, it was under Terminator? Yeah, at 2.63 billion and Terminaires at 3 billion. That seems, I can't round my head around that. I know. All right. So you guys didn't do that well, but. I just saw an ad for Godzilla toys. You know, Hardleby for me to ever get excited about another Terminator movie, whereas like Godzilla, I'm like, can't wait.

Yeah, I mean, this list is, it was so interesting to me when I saw the rankings that I was like, oh, I want to do something with this list. Yeah, I get it. I mean, Terminator 2 is one of the best movies ever made, right? Yes, yeah. Certainly in the running for best sequel ever made. Certainly is better than any Godzilla movie ever made. T2.

Yeah. But that doesn't mean that all Godzilla movies are shitty, though. There's a lot of good Godzilla movies, you know? I think there's more bad ones and good ones. Sure, but there's a lot of shitty Terminator movies. I love Godzilla. Yeah. As a man who makes a Toho podcast, but on a Patreon.

There's no guaranteeing that there's some goofy bad shit out there. I mean, there is awful Terminator shit out there. I mean, more bad than good at this point with Terminator. So Bernard and Wendell, if you want to claim your check from the IP profit payout paycheck challenge. To be available on G.monds, you got to come between 12 and 5. You got to email me at Kmuse 2 at Gmail to claim your winnings. Yeah. Make sure to send a calling your social security card so you get a 1099.

KM-E-W-E-S-2. Yeah, where do I send the W-5? I wanted Tim to play, though, but he was too much of a push. to wager $100. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know he had a choice. It didn't seem like I was giving a choice.

That's the way it is. Before we leave, though, good news. The micro penis guy. He had his operation. Oh, yeah? Success, he says. Hey, all right. What's he up to now?

There's always good news in the world. They didn't say. They didn't say in the article how they just said that it was a success. What would you, in that position, would you have gone for something enormous? or something more realistic or something more in like average. They're giving me my choice? Yeah. They're like make me average?

Well, I mean, because, you know, if it's, I don't need John Holmes, but at the same time. Right, right. You're scaring people away. Well, yeah, but then it's just like, you know, probably more girth, more length, more problems. Don't they say that? Do they? I think anybody's ever said that. No, I don't think you're right.

I doubt that guy I agree. That's for sure. Look at this guy. But it went well. Look at him. Yeah. He's happy. How could he not be?

Could it have been a scam. I think it was a scam. You have a small one anyway. You just claim it's even smaller. And then you get the money and say, it's fixed. Now it's the size it was. Yeah, like 1.6 inches or 1.7 inches or something? something he said he went from?

I never had a work in a fucking coal mine than go around telling people I have a micro penis. I know, right? It says 0.38 and I got to wait for the swelling to subside before they get a final measurement. Say that again, he went to what size? He was at 0.38 inches, which is less than half an inch. But they're saying they must wait for swallings to subside before they get a final measurement.

Yeah. So it's not that much bigger then. Well, we don't know yet. Yeah. But the swelling. Yeah. They don't want to report that it got up to two inches and then they're going to have to retract it down to 1.5. See, I would have thought that would go way longer than that.

If you're under the knife anyway, it's like. There's skin there. You know, you got a – I mean, might as well get a bit bigger than that then if you're going under. Again, I don't think there's skin. There's only so much you can – six, seven? Oh, I would – no. No? This guy, I think if he's like at three to four, he's like, fuck, yeah.

It's like a thousand times bigger. But if you're like this is really, you don't have any like, you know, you don't have any regrets after you're, you know, you wake up. You're like, oh, you're always going to go, that she went bigger. You know what? I hear a lot of women who get breast implants think that. Like, they get them and then they're like, oh, I should have went a little bigger. They're never satisfied with it. So they always like go back.

And don't they usually always reduce them now, too? Sometimes I guess if your back starts hurting. They should do something of strength in the back instead of fucking. Stealing all our big titty. Yeah. You're right. up with a new procedure. They're like, they're a rod we could put in their bed.

When I deliver a door dash, I don't want to see small ones.