Ten Thousand Losses - 10kL CLASSIC: Dick Boofing ft. Justin Roczniak

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

Some of our newer listeners might not know some of the deep cuts, so we've reuploaded one of more popular episodes to tide you over until Tom gets back from [NATION REDACTED].  Everyone's favorite polish problem podcaster Justin Roczniak of WTYP joins us on what is one of the most deranged episodes we've ever recorded. There is some sports in there, and a voicemail. But it's mostly bad impressions and the invention of dick boofing. Find Rocz at https://bsky.app/profile/donoteat.bsky.social  Find the bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. His bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here in Dodge Ice Ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. Hey, we're back. Welcome back to 94.1 WIP, the three-headed monster. Hello, everybody.

This is Spike Eskin here. I don't do the voice for Spike Aske. You fucking. I fucking hate Spike Askin, dude. I just fucking hate that. I'm allowed to keep that in there. I have to cut it. You know what?

You can keep that in. I let it be known that I, yelled at you about it I do it's from love it's from love is it yes um so you don't go to Silesian high school man look I'm circumcised

I'm halfway Jewish welcome back to 10,000 losses episode 70 we're doing a speed run here because we record it an hour and 15 minute long bonus before this you might hear another voice yeah and then they kept me on yeah you you try to leave and we bullied you to come back.

Yes. This is this is this is actually harassment. Yeah. Do you remember when they were trying to get everyone to say Harris Smith so it doesn't have ass of it? What? Oh, have you never heard that? Has something worse, which is Harris, which is the Berg.

Which is where all our problems come from. And Josh Harris. Yes. That's also where a lot of our, well, that's where the problem is the bonus episode comes from. Because this is your regular 10,000 losses recorded in reverse. It's the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exist. I'm Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him.

And with me is my co-host, yay. Liam. Hi. My name is Liam Anderson. And my pronouns are also he and him. And we have a guest. We do have a guest. Yeah.

Hi, I'm Justin Rosniak. I'm the person who's talking right now. My pronouns are he and him. And in the Zencaster window, it says, I'm Justin Rosniak. but that's because we're too cheap to pay for two inscriptions. Yeah, you've usurp my position. Yeah. We learned today that the Trash Future Boys use one for, what is it, like three podcasts?

Yeah. This is true, yeah. Because Hall of O.A. uses, there's a joint Hell of Away Lions one. There's obviously the two of us share one. And then I think Trash Future killed James Bond and formerly Bottlemen probably share one. Okay. I mean, I got to say this. I assume that since Zincaster barely works, it probably doesn't have rules. Yeah. That's the tradeoff, right? I mean, it doesn't work. Dude, it doesn't work. Dude, I complained about Zincaster publicly. Their CFO was like, how can I help? Live during we were

recording. Oh, my God. It's, it's like, it's like, it's the worst podcasting app, except for all the other ones. Yeah. They're all unusable. Although Zincas now has an iOS app, so I look forward to recording live from my phone. Oh, I can't wait for the fucking toilet takes. Like, oh, yeah, buddy. Yeah, hold a second.

I got a fucking flush. I appreciate that like we're a podcast and like very serious businesses have reached out to. And if you go back to the Penn Central episode one, you can hear an audible toilet flush. Keep that in. Keep that. Fuck you.

I got to check the email to see if we've gotten it. We haven't gotten any since that bank, the betting app. The A-Corp for bed. We got one that was very like, form mail that was like, oh,

improve the listening of your sports podcast. I got someone trying to offer to edit. It's like, yeah, yeah, I'm not. You get that on, well, there's your problem all the time. Yeah.

And also, like, turn your content into TikToks. I'm pretty sure. We could do that if we wanted to I don't need don't need other people to do that yeah exactly yeah um

so uh like we said before all right we're getting punchy this is weird this podcast delirium these these these poor souls fucking record it's like their fourth podcast recorded there's some shit third um third but yeah

you should let me don't let the truth get away a good story no um remember I recorded 15 podcasts uphill both ways I have had days where I've recorded, like, we, the worst one I can remember doing that I've ever done was actually only two podcasts. It was, what was it, the college episode and then Bo Paul?

Like, back to back. It was eight hours of podcasting. And that's a, that's a tone shift that's not. It was a tone shift, actually. There's beer. You go from day kids to dead kids. We have to cut 20 minutes of beer because we're, coherent at the end?

Yes. Release the Liam cut, Roz. I got to go through. It's on Zincaster, isn't it? That's a good point, yeah. Did we have Zincaster then? No, that was when we were still doing it on Discord, I think. Yeah.

Yeah, so did I say we record? Yeah, we recorded the bonus. Go listen to that. It'll be good. Actually, no, generally was really good. Yeah. It's a dollar, but more if you're cool. A voicemail call 267-7-7-6-7-167-27-218.

Give us your name and pronouns and tell us what you would do with Shohayatani's penis. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to say one thing. Yes. I hate to derail that I got a Discord message. We are now in demand for our, for Roz knowing about concrete falling.

And they're just like, and bring his stupid friend, too. we got one from from from podcasting is praxis oh yeah yeah that that is true they do want us to come on 9-11 no i said i said no yeah oh yeah 9-11 because they wanted 9-12 at first i know and i was like that's not going to work that's the live show yeah yeah let's come to the live show yes yeah yeah do that there are tickets still available i can put it well shit this is a this is it could be up like on monday it doesn't matter Maybe the Salvador Allende Memorial episode of 9,000 losses. And I will be there.

So, look, all I can say about Salvador Aende is that if Fidel Castro gives you a gun, you're not supposed to shoot yourself with a gun. You're supposed to shoot other people with the gun. Yeah. Yeah. You shoot the Chicago boys. Yeah, you're supposed to at least get a couple rounds off. Don't kill yourself with it.

Come on. Yeah, you go out, you go out and just firing Fidel's gold AK into the ceiling if you have to. Yes. What else are you doing, man? You're going to either, either, you're going to get shot. You're going to get shot and dumped into a shallow grave one way or the other. Look, what did Shane Davidson once say to both of us? If you're going to die, you might as well be a dick about it.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. Take the bastards out with you. Yeah, do not, do not go gentle into that night. No. No. Yeah. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Exactly. Firing 30 rounds of 762.

This is that, yeah, this is, our last, our bonus episode was the anti-union pro-Israeli podcast. This is our, um, Salvador Ande was a pussy podcast. Lock take machine. This is your only Philadelphia-based shining path. Fark did nothing wrong. All right, let's do this. All right, let's fucking go. All right, let's talk about sports.

Oh, man. Oh, my God, we can't. No, don't cut Fark did nothing wrong. I'm not cutting that out. If it's an unenactional threat, if it's not me saying a very offensive joke, it's not getting oh my god

podcast delirium it's real folks it's oh my god what did I have to cut from the one bonus we did with great oh it was me doing the voice

of what in NCAA 6 you get like a girlfriend yeah and we were looking at the pictures and I was doing a voice for one of them I can't

nope that's way it's too mean um fuck all right uh speak of the mean shit uh fucking do i talk about jonathan ganon yeah go fuck yourself john

go fucking you're the head so he's the ed coach of the arizona cardinals formerly the defensive coordinator of the philadelphia eagles and he just can't get us off his mind dude will it rent free i guess in his living rent free yeah he's just like well it wasn't my fault it's like yeah was you're the dc yeah he blamed so there was like uh there was a puff piece in the athletic. I was thinking about doing a reading, but it wasn't like interesting enough to really go deep into it. Fuck it. But he was, he was complaining about the Eagles, um, you know, front office meddling in his plans. Um, he was complaining about, what else was he complaining about? Um, he took shots at, at, at Siriani. Yeah. At Siriani and Slay. He was kind of like back

and forth. Syriani said like, like he was, he's like way too fucking meticulous. But then, like he said, he needed it. But he did take shots at Darius, like, obliquely by saying you should have kind of should have had that. We've run that a million times. You should have had that. But you know what? At the end of the day, we left him in Arizona. Yeah.

And then he had intermissible contact, as it turns out. Yeah. But I just love that matters. But left him on the tarmac. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, you can take your own plan home. Fuck you, dude.

Yeah. Fuck this guy. It's just, you know, go birds, obviously. Go birds. Go birds. Excuse me. Jesus. We're going to be playing the neutered patriots.

I did like, did you see, was it, Bill Belichick did say that Jalen Hertz is a top three player? Yes. And also Bill Belichick broke up with his longtime girlfriend. So there's going to be some bizarro world old school Patriots schemerate. We're going to see the flex bone. Yeah. You're going to see teeth. No one's home to run back anymore.

T formations from like 1936. Student body right, Notre Dame box. Oh, they're going to run Navy option, baby. Oh, my God. You know what, at this point, fuck it, why not? You got enough white ride receivers. It looks like the Navy team. So, you know, oh, all right, yeah.

Yeah, so Eagles are playing the Patriots this Sunday, but I guess we would have already. by the time by the time this comes out on 9-11 um yes hopefully

yeah um yeah otherwise if we have if we don't if we don't win um on Sunday we will be committing Sepaco

yeah yeah uh Rinn's gonna be the one that chops our heads off for us yeah um let's see

what else fucking fucking the Phillies uh Up and down, but still. All right. San Diego. Well, they won yesterday and they got blanked, eight nothing the day before. Oh.

They're, yeah. I got, talk about fucking, I said that, I'm not worried about the burrers. Aren't I a fucking dumb ass? Yeah, got destroyed. Um, yeah. It was ugly. I mean, it was, it was absolutely meaningfully ugly bad base. Yeah.

So that's put them into a team. Actually, you know what? I don't think I want to play them in the playoffs. I don't want to see the most season. Which is like the Phillies played down to these teams. Yeah. The Brown Note Stadium. Have I told you that theory?

Yeah, you have. Which theory? That the Lone Depot Park where the Miami Marlins play, they, it reverberates in a way that somehow crows his anxiety in the away dug out. that would be a good strategy if you'd have to be a really good ballpark designer but yeah if you can make everyone like shit themselves that would be a pretty good

pretty good ballpark design if you ask me unless you know they made maybe made you like switch dugouts every once in a while which but you know well you know we wouldn't be able to tell a difference of Kyle Schwerber shit his pants or not while he's running

oh he runs like he's carrying soup I know Speaking of Blasted what Number 42 yesterday My man is getting closer To hitting 200 again Yeah he was etched up for like

199 His I I just love that he makes The old school stat guys So mad Yeah This guy is a fucking bum

I don't understand He don't it's like Well dude has like 117 walks So the fuck Also I hate to say this I'm going to say this I'm going to sound like a proper lunatic.

Yes. Phillies have played 139. Yeah. They're 13 and a half games back. And Atlanta is starting to look just a little shitting. Are you going for it? Are you thinking? I know, but like, yes, right?

Like, I do you remember that thing that I told you a million times that Corinne turned to me when Bryce hit the home run and launched us past the NLCS and was like, and you believed in them and nobody else did and you believed the whole time and I had to be like I didn't believe them until like five minutes ago

I believe in this fucking team now and out of these champs maybe send it and all these champs take it oh there we go put it into the ether if we have a stadium

following Hurricane Lee which is a lock it's going to happen we're all going to die in a category five hitting the East Coast a bleakly one.

Yeah. It won't rain into Ross's neighborhood just to punish him. It probably will. That's usually how it happens. I'm like, I'm like,

give me the worst weather possible. Then then it just doesn't happen. Yeah. It's probably getting broken up by the hills like Westie. But, yeah, fucking main line.

Stealing your water. Villain-goves got water rights. He gets, he gets three, four more hits, and he's going to be at 200. Yeah. If this, if only he could hit like 250.

He would be an MVP. I mean, right. His, it's crazy how like statistics like work that way, except for his defense, which is horrible, but.

Which is horrible. Right. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, the Phillies, Bryce Harper, the beard thing, if what the fuck,

dude? He looks like a lad. He looks like a senator from Utah. off. He looks like. What did he do? He shaved his beard. He shaved his beard. Yeah. Bryce Harper shaved his beard? Yeah. Yes. Look it up. It's not. I'm looking it up right now.

It doesn't, he looks like a senator. He looks, he looks older with, without it. He looks younger with a beard. Like, which is usually the opposite. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I see that. I definitely see that. That guy, that guy needs, that guy needs, that need some list. I got it. That guy is Yeah, he's His face is a little fucked up. I got to tell you.

September 11th through the 13th, right? We play four games against the Braves. We see, we, if we sweep, if we sweep, bucket. And all his chance. Book it. Oh, man. Dude, I'm getting a little hard. Yeah, fuck it, fuck it.

Um, I, well, there was a friend, friend of the, uh, of the podcast. Mike Hammerito on Twitter is finding some interesting statistical anomalies with the Braves exit velocity. And they are several deviations away from the norm, which, according to him, may be explained by the hypothesis of them knowing what they're going to be getting. And perhaps the pitchcom has been hacked. Interesting. The pitchcom website, go look it up.

I guarantee, like, we could social engineer our way into getting one. It's, it's, it's, it's, if I call that number and be like, hey, listen, it's, oh, sorry, I got bad connection. Listen, it's Pete down at, down at Citizens Bank Park. Look, the fucking unit's not working again. Can you get me the encryption thing? I, fuck, I don't, you know, I just have, like, noise the back around. And the website's designed, it's, it's, it's still got, like, it's stock, like, the buttons are still, like, shop and there's nothing in the shop. Like, yeah, yeah.

So it's like, I just spent, I spent a couple. hours last year clicking on things just to see where I could get and I can find I get the manual but

yeah that's good security by design yeah yeah yeah so if the Braves turn out that be

fucking cheaters I will have I will die with a shitting grin on my face yeah me too I'm very being a Phillies jersey

yeah and I like a lot of the Braves players except like it was like there's Rao Cuni Jr. is really fun to watch I know. But I fucking hate the Braves.

I fucking hate their fans. Philly, I tolerate a Met far. And, you know, Mrs. Met, yeah, what's up? And,

I don't know. I would, no, I mean, I would, what would, yeah, I would fuck Mrs.

Matt, right? Like, we don't, we're all, we're all friends here. I, look,

I don't, I don't know, is it the padding in the costume or, I just, I think she's got a cute little face. Oh, well, yeah,

yeah, I wasn't even thinking about that. I, he's sloppy from Mrs. Met What about you, Ron? No, I'm just thinking now, like, are the Mets

mascots' fursies? Like, do they count as furies? No, no, that's not a furry. Their body is completely... I guess you're so. I mean, he's got, like, guns now. He's just a dude with a baseball for a hat, dude. And Mrs. Met is just a...

Babe. Babe. Yeah, she's a babe. She's a babe. Yeah. and you know can't wait for the Charlie voicemail for this one

it's incredible what would you do with Mr. Met's penis you want to talk about Shohei Otani's body body double all right so so this is one of the most bizarre things and I hope we find out more about this

as time goes on so Shohei Otani greatest player of our generation the Babe Ruth of our time whose UCL was destroyed as we said to the last podcast. Crab meat, yes.

Because the angels are too cheap to pay for an MRI. So they did a team photo, which why do you take the team photo now? Do you take to the beginning of the season? But they took a team photo and they had just like a white guy standing in and showing you a time. And they said that he had, he couldn't attend because he was dealing with oblique soreness. As you do. I can't stand for this photo. because my size are sore.

So they use the body double. They quote, they use someone that very tall in the front office, name not to be discussed. But there's pictures of them in there. They plan to Photoshop Otani into the picture when it's released. Yeah. Yeah, the manager said, show hey, will be in the photo when you see it. What the fuck? But surely, we've already seen the photo.

Yeah, they're just going to Photoshop his fucking head into it. That's so goddamn weird, dude. That, yeah, I think he's, I think, I think he's done. I think, I guarantee you his agent has said, you know, dude, the Angels, it's your reason that you're not pitching right now. Right. Yeah. So, fuck, again, fuck the Angels.

And I'm looking forward to Otani making the leap to the, to the pinstripes. Yeah. The candy pinstripes. You will be coming to the Phil's. Yeah. Um, yeah, I can't wait for it with that. Him and one Soto. Him.

The whole team is just left fielders. Left fielders. So at least that means that Kyle Schorber doesn't have to do it anymore. No, he's going to be the fucking second baseman. Oh, no. No, Swarber could actually play catcher, uh, in a pinch. Can he? Yeah, he actually was a catcher coming up.

He's not very good in the major league level, but. That doesn't suck. Yeah. I, we love our big beef. boys we love God there's a good one where I I was I was talking to

current about this about Philly's not uniqueness in it but like how much I love getting pandered to with the like oh like even if he doesn't win or like I've said I firmly believe that if Harper wins a ring he's the best Philly of all time

although it's actually Kyle Schorber if for no other reason that Kyle Schorber doesn't really deserve to be on a major league roster and I love him anyway He's above average Major League hitter using advanced statistics

He produces more than the average hitter I just love that this guy is going to be the first in MLB history to finish with a negative war Yeah And 40 plus home runs Yeah yeah It's you appreciate this Ross

He's statistically The second best player In history with a batting average Below 200 Hmm A nice little outlier Statistics never lie. No.

Fuck them. No. So, yeah. I mean, Phillies, it's the home stretch. You know, it's going to be fun. And all these champs, book it. Yep. Right, write it in, it's written into the...

Signed in blood. Yeah. Oh, fuck. All right. In less fun news, but staying in baseball, uh, noted piece of shit, Julio Arias, a picture of the Beat the shit out of his girlfriend or wife again? Yeah, he got arrested.

This is another one of these cases where it's like, well, I think he was on deferred. Like, so like he's going to get hit with the original charge too. Right. Which was a couple years ago. So what's it called? Deferred prosecution or something like that. Yes, I believe so. Yeah.

Pretty, pretty, you know, sometimes you get these things and it's a little, you know, there's not a lot of like. evidence or anything. Apparently this is like a super clear case of domestic abuse. And I hope that he doesn't play, but I don't think these guys should

yeah, be playing ball. I've always said to Corinne. It's like I deserve that I believe that everyone deserves a second chance but your second chance doesn't have to be in professional baseball. That's exactly how I felt about Mike Vick. I think, well, we've talked about this before about how Mike Vick has actually kind of

turn it around turn it around yeah yeah but yeah yeah holio rise piece of shit

fuck all right uh ross what on god's green earth are you doing or is that you oh that's milkshake

scratching the chair uh that's a sign of uh that's a thunderstorm coming I don't know cat war

temple football one yeah they beat they beat acroen A crone Yeah A crown Oh do it

Should I hit it? Should I hit it? Yeah, do it Oh, God I will fucking run into a machine gun Yeah Seriously

Oh shit Oh, here it goes Yeah I actually hit Infinite Though I would run over The fucking Trench in the

No man's land Yeah, exactly No 100% dude Yeah, Temple one, so that's good. A crone. Yeah, A, A, A, A, A, A, Cron. We're playing, we're playing Rutgers.

We are playing Butkers, so this is the Liam Bowl. Yeah, Rutgers is going to win. Probably not. They're not going to get any wins in conference, so. Although the last time these two played each other, and I believe Temple on a chance to win, Rutgers blew him out like 63-7. Is that two seasons ago? Yeah.

Yeah. Because I use that as example of why neither team should have a why neither school should have a football team. Oh, you should. For you the Liam Bowl, you've got to get Drexel in there somehow where you just throw the in, Drexel football, the improv group. Yeah. Oh, God.

Improv. They just get fucking wiped out instantly. Oh, no. I'm, like, we asked, I asked if I still have NCAA eligibility. I didn't get an answer. I'm putting pads on. Put me against. I'm taking up. The Hassan Reddick, weakside, end, and please let me just plow into the Drexel football.

Oh, gee, being an edge rusher does make me very happy. Yeah, like, I'm going to spear an Econ nerd. Hold on. Drexel doesn't have that. They teach business, which is like Econ, but I'm going to horse collar tackle a business major. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's going to be like, he's, he's going to see graphs in front of his eyes. Not very complicated ones either.

It's going to be going down. I do believe the temple will. You want to see some fucking widgets? What's a three, four, four defense right now? No, no, it's going to be a one defense. It's just going to be me. It's just going to be you. I'm covered every gap.

I'm a, I'm a tech. Infinite. Also, we need to take a trip to, uh, on, on my, on my birthday night game, Temple plays SMU. Yes. Yes.

100%. I'm, I'm there. Yeah. Um, that, yeah, I, that sounds like so much fun. Um, playing my amp, the,

the U on the 23rd, but the U is, is trash. So, all these teams are awful. We're fucked. But, uh, Yeah, no. Bunkers is going to win this game handily.

Temple barely pulled out a three-point win against the University of Akron Zips. Which is like bottom 10 team, I think, if you rank them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're putrid, dude. Yeah. But E.J. Warner. E.J. Warner. Yeah. Sorry, bud. What are you major in it? Make sure it's not criminal justice

Well, at least your dad is rich Yeah, it's true, that's true, that's fair enough Eagles football is back, football is back, football Football, football, football, football, football, football, Eagles are going to shit all over Bill Belichick's house and kill him Yeah, 16 and 0, 17 and no season We're gonna, we're gonna run a, what, a 6 to, all right, help me with the addition, 6 to 3, 6 to 3, 6 to 3, 6, 6, 3, 6, 6, 3,

fucking defense against the Notre Dame box that they're going to be running. You guys like T-Wing? Oh my God. Shovel. Shovel option for days. Predictions for the season. Oh, yeah.

12 and 5 win the division is mine. What is it? 12 and 5 win the division. I think there's going to be a little bit of a regression. I'm going to say 11 and 6. Ross I think the prediction

for the season is I think that I think that yeah no I think neither them have fun I think actually everyone's going to be

miserable no I think what's going to happen during the season is that one of the stadiums will be hit by a meteor during a game

and it's going to fuck up the season really badly That's what I think is going to happen Rod's from God right on top of Dak Prescott Yeah Did you read the thing I tweeted today

About the fucking The fucking Navy SEAL Shit Christ All right fellows This is when you're going to the strip club And you kill somebody This is how you hide the bodies

Because that's what the Navy SEALs are good at Yeah I mean You gotta know that stuff For when you inevitably do something Really shitty in Korea Which I hope they're teaching The football players too

Oh my God I fucking hate the cowboys Me too, dude Yeah That's who I think gets hit by the meteor I think they get smited by God What can hope man I think there's going to be

The American set of vacantist movement Is really going to take off Right And that's when the cowboys are finally smited When they break off from the mother church What's the fucking name of the new stadium I always forget its name. Jerry World.

Yeah, where they play. They're going to elect a new set of a Contas Pope. Yeah, almost certainly. Yeah, I mean, that's the place to do it. Yeah. Jerry, though. Jerry Whirl. When you got the White Stadium, okay.

Yeah. When the white smoke comes out of the AT&T Stadium, that's what you know. A white smoke because they instantly get hit by a media. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah it's not a carnivore a carboniferous asteroid it's a it's a you know iron nickel yes so the smoke is pretty clean coming off of that it's just steam yeah oh my god that would be great i'd love that it hopefully hits jerry jones's office um yes right like a fucking nuke going off

honestly that that fucking son of a bitch will somehow survive yeah like hitler surviving the bombing attempt yeah yeah it happens when you have a very long office Do you think he has a very long office? Yes. He does. I can basically promise you he does. He's like you walk in the room and he's like 50 feet away from you at the end of like a How long is Hitler's office?

Hitler's office was really long. You had to walk a long way to get to his desk. I mean, not at the, not in the, in the Fuhrer's bunker? Was it that long? Not in the Fuhrer bunker, but it was like, regular building. Okay, well, yeah, he's dead.

Really? I didn't even know he was sick. Thank you. He's still alive. He's like 150, but oh. Jesus. And he owns a Dallas Cowboys.

You ever see Jerry Jones and Hitler at the same place, the same time, no, you have it. Hey, hey, both have been cited at racist rallies separately, though. There you go, yeah. Oh, my God. We need, we need 17 more minutes.

How are we going to get 17 more minutes? We need 17 more minutes. We got to hit it. We got to hit 50. We got it. I can't do a 40-minute one again. Yes, you can. What? Why not? The fans have expectations. Yeah

You don't have anything else And I'm hungry We got listener messages In Charlie's Junior report And then I got to thank the patrons Yeah Do it Listen I'm hungry too dude

I too I'm hungry I'm gonna get yelled at We're all gonna get yelled at Um He's Ross What We can yell them I guess

We can yell them now We could yell at Liam Yeah God damn Liam you did something I'm unhappy about. I'm not sure what it was. I will just

drop off. I can do that. Do you know what this fucking the next 20 minutes would be without you? It's going to be like a fucking weird French fucking absurdist skit.

The shit that Roz and I are going to say to each other. It's what me do a Trump voice for 20 minutes. I'm laughing. That actually is pretty good. Waiting for Godot type situation, you know. Well, there's your problem. It's a back ass. It's very good. The fans get mad when we're short.

Yeah. Really? Who? Yeah. Bring me their names. Yeah. That's exactly what I'm saying. 99% of the podcast listeners.

Who does it? That's a short one. Who doesn't like a 40 minutes is still a long time? One percent of all podcast account for 90% of all podcast account for 90% of it. I swear to God. I swear to God. My Bernie's fucking very good. Both of me, Bernie Sanders.

Bernie Sanders.com. We are going to bring the Dodgers back to Brooklyn. We are going to take the two-hour revolutionary left radio, and we're going to distribute those hours to other podcasts, such as 10,000 losses. Fuck, he's going to come after. Well, that was your problem. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no surrender. The Titanic Episcan.

No, I'd start turning to Trump. The Titanic episode, it was very informative, but the runtime was a little excessive. No, it wasn't. Shut up. You're telling me. I dropped off that show at the four-hour mark, because if I recall, Craig, they had a bunch of flight. And I was just like, Corinne was just like, okay, are you done? I was just like, no, we just have to leave.

Like, no offense to Kyle, but the Titanic is not that interesting. The Titanic folks, the Titanic's, listen, I don't understand. I prefer the boats that didn't sink. I'm urging my Trump and Bernie's there. You know, they built a bigger one next year. Yeah. They built a bigger one. It was much better.

It was much better. And it didn't sink. Did you know this? It didn't sink. It's just sitting in Philadelphia. It was very fast boat, very big boat, very fast. You can't count how fast it went. I'm so mad

I'm like unbelievably we got three minutes out of that that's what I'm saying I will soldier bravely on all right you know what god damn it they would die today or something like

you know when you're normal again Jimmy Buffett yeah Jimmy Buffett If you're normal again, you want to talk about, I don't know, like, is Nick Seriani worth a shit without his coordinators? I guess this year's going to be kind of the test for that. Like, I think he probably will be just because Gannon was like good, but then so putrid when it mattered.

I don't, and his, uh, the office, Frank Reich, Frank Reich is down in where Carolina now. yeah no wait isn't no he wasn't a coordinator he was uh peterson's coordinator she who is it's like steyn stickin or something that was the coordinator yeah yeah yeah yeah i was looking at i for some reason i was looking at that shit the other day it's oh yeah he's the coach for the colts frank rike is no stain uh Shane steikin is now the coach of the colts and frank rike is now the coach of the panther i fucking hate this coaching carousel bullshit i know dude it's impossible And Peters is a coach It's a mess

At the Jags, right? Yeah Oh my God That's insane Like I mean I knew they was good But it's like The there's like They have like

Eight coaches For the entire They'll just sort of shuffle around Yeah They just gotta get new ones Every so they go back They go back to college They come back up

Oh I didn't know That Frank Reich is from Lebanon Pennsylvania He went to Cedar Crest I know where that high school is Do you think they called him Frank Forth Reich?

I hope not Frankie 4thrette That would be shitty That's all Pennsylvania Dutch country Anyway If we're bringing back The fucking

Howland Zallerns In Pennsylvania Dutch country Thank you Now we're moving the shit along There we go I'm censoring you Listener messages First one

From metric mic Hello Tom and Yay Liam Hockey season less than a month away Your NHL picks Who's winning? Who's losing? I know it's a Columbus Blue Jackets but humor mate And who on the Flyers is a dirtbag this year That we all hate

Hope all as well Fuck OSU Fuck the Capitals And fuck SAP you pricks But it's SAP They do software and analytics and shit Are they a sponsor? They're like out in King

Not a King of Prussia They're out in Newtown Square Yeah I could drive over there And we don't have any Knock on the door We can fuck them up Yeah

We can go fuck them up We're socialists We only support About the people We actually would take Sponsorships though We've been very clear on that Yeah

Oh yeah Yeah if What's that What's that brewery That does only Just like that cheap logger Oh Kenny Yeah

Kenny Kenny would brewery Come on I think they could I'll do it for beer No Honestly I haven't had their beer

I don't know if it's a good I haven't had either I like One way to find out Boofing it up the ass Why not Is there any other way to boof it? Boof it into your mouth

Let's just go drinking Boof it into your mouth Boofing into your ear Guys have you heard about nasal chugging It's really I used to do cocaine Yeah Boofing it into your dick

The flowers are going to be I love the sounding Sounded With a That's like a Stavros question Like If I had beer

Coming on my dick Would you drink it? Oh, the beer's going in your dick What's got to come out eventually? That's a good point That's a good point You two are

Fucking were fault If you're an impressionable college student listening to this podcast, please do not try this. No, do not do this at home. They're calling it penis pilsnering. The disturbing new trend. We just got it. Hey, hey. They're calling it.

Tom, we finally. Tom, we just got our first sponsorship email. Oh, shit. Really? Well, second, I guess. Yeah, it's from, it's from Manscaped. Oh. Wow. Do we want to do?

They just invent a dick boofing catheter. God. The working people, when they need to both be it all the urephal. Fuck y'all. Blighers are going to be trash. Let's answer Mike's question. Leaves are probably going to be good. Bruins are taking a big step back.

I was to say when Liam was reading it, I could see Roz hover highlight the text so he could search what these teams were. Yeah. Hold on. I got one more. before we completely move on, which is beer is stored in the balls. I think the senators will be pretty good.

Phyllis, are you tired of your ball storage being hairy? Introducing the Manscape Moulcher. Hey, do you want these sponsorship dollars or not, Tom? How much are they offering? We have to talk to them first, Tom. All right. What do you guys think? Call in 2673717171, 7218.

That's the natural evolution of Manscaped is like more violent ways to trim the various hairs in your gentle. They're going to come out with like a tiny like hedge trimmer, you know? Just a weed whacker. Did a weed whacker, yeah. You get a little mini riding mower for your bowls. You got a push mower for your balls. I can't wait to not get that sponsorship dollar. This is either going to be the favorite episode or the one that just destroys all listener retention.

All right. What's the manliest job, lumberjack? So here's a bunch of tiny lumberjacks to cut down the hairs on your balls. Nano machines. Yeah. Greg U your ball hair off Yeah Fuck

Claire cutting Slashing burn agriculture Are the fins behind Manscaping too Uh Jesus Christ Liam do we answer Mike's question I feel bad for Mike

I did I did you didn't I did Who's the guy on the flowers we're gonna hate All of them do They're all fucking scumbags Although most of them are gone now Yeah, because what was that Provecove or whatever?

Yeah, he's gone. He got released. I don't know. I assume that Scott Frost or Morgan Frost is going to be trash. Let's see. I don't even know who's on this deal at this point. They're all the bastards. All right, yeah.

So I guess all of them until we find out. I guess what's his name, the goaltender who's probably a sex offender. Oh, yeah, Carter Hart's a sex offender. Oh, Mark Star is all right. Mark Stahl is a big piece of shit. Yeah, he sucks. There we go.

Yeah, yeah, he's a defenseman now. I hope the Flyers lose every fucking game. Yeah. We will be continuing our trial tradition of not talking about the Flyers. Yeah. So Patron Mike caught up on the last podcast or two podcasts ago from this one where I had said, did I imagine this weird proto-comtown on the Brewing Network? And, Roz, I don't know.

Did you ever listen to the Brewing Network? I never listened to the Brewing Network. but it sounds interesting. Yeah. Its heyday was about 15 years ago, but, um, yeah. Okay. They, they had an episode, they had like a Preston Steve like kind of morning zoo crew thing. And then they had a, they had a proto-cumptown called luncheon meat.

The brew crew, it would be, I would hope. Uh, no, the, the session. Oh. Yeah. Um, what's, what's the, what's the brewery that has the, like, make, make America juicy again? That's one of those guys. Heretic

Heretic Although Jamil got I don't know why He got forced out of his own brewery What the fuck he did All right So Patreon Mike says Just got up on the app

I'm going to fuck up your car Ken I'm a professional brewer of 10 plus years And listen to brewing network When I was a home brewer slash baby brewer But I fully remember luncheon To top that off I met the session crew

At HomebrewCon And Justin was a total creep Pitting on my girlfriend At the same time So you're not crazy That's a good way Cheers man thanks for the content So Justin

I apologize for that on behalf of all Justin's. Yeah. Oh. All right. We got Charlie's

we got a union report because I think the Charlie's had to win. The Union had to win. The Charlie's. They're the Charlies now. They're the Charlize now. Fighting Charlies.

Oh, fuck. Hell yeah. You thought the IRA was tough. All right. Hey, guys. Charlie from Roxburgh. Hey, Tom, Yee, Liam.

He had back at the river end. The union didn't take all three points again. North Jersey. Gave up the first goal, but scored the next four unanswered. Lesnaranza, low. And God's out getting the last one. Going into the international break. I'll have it to top three again.

but the next game's going to be home to Cincinnati after you get a national break. But I'll be there Tuesday, September 12th at Franklin Music Hall. Well, there's your problem. Antipada podcast and Minion Death Pole. All going to be there. I don't know if tickets are still available

and I don't know when this is going to come out a week later. But there's a problem. Live show. The Franklin music. Oh, wow. Thanks, Charlie. Appreciate that. Hey, those, the fucking episode coming out next, the fucking,

only took a week. All right. He calls from the fucking union, like, the game's over, and he's standing there. And just, yeah. But shouts out to Charlie. Yeah, he was talking about Karanza. I think there's some rumors that they might be selling him. to some European team.

So what a creepy sentence. I know, right? It's the nature of soccer slash football. But yeah, the union are fourth in the east. Definitely not. But they do the formula word. I guess it's points. Yes.

Because they're not that far behind. Like, I don't know. Well, they could easily become number two before the end of the season. I don't know if they're catching them to Cincinnati. shit all right oh there's no baseball tonight shit no that fucking i don't like that we didn't have a game to have in the background i know it's been terrible yeah uh let's see oh we're almost at 50 minutes uh so i want to do shoutouts to our north catholic tier pageants of which we have a new

one yeah so shouts out to Patrick Sean Mike Amanda Stephen Kyle and new patron I don't know if it's Cojo or Coho thank you if I mispronounce that you can you know message us and you pronounce the two different ways you could do it so yeah yeah so there's there's not unless there's like a coyo coyo yeah okay that's the third one so we're covered um coijo you also I don't like that. No, I don't like that either. So,

voicemail, 267, 371, 721, it give us your name and pronouns. Shit, tell us what kind of nanomachine

would you use to trim your balls? Would you, yeah, exactly, what kind of beer would you dick booth?

If you could have your balls replaced with kegs, would you do it? Yeah. I love to have a 95 degree Fahrenheit Pilsner Yes

I think I'm an Irish style guy I can have a nitro setup I can't wait for it to settle Oh shit Do whippets Keep the Keep the nitrant topped up Yeah

You have a K scale Yeah It goes sour after four days Oh God Oh DMS follow us I'm at T-Pain Liam's at not Liam Andrew because he's late

your who shot JGR We're at 10K losses pod Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses to listen to the much more organized

understandable less punchy bonus episode recorded before this other podcasts. Well, there's a problem. Trash future. what else we got

Helvaway Liam Oh that's it Help help I'm sending a very hostile email Sorry Are you sending it to me? No

No no Are you sending it to Manscaped No Neither I'll tell you who off air I'll tell you who off air I'll tell you All right

All right All right Yeah listen to other podcast In the Nate Bethae Extended Universe Oh which I got to tell you I think there's a connection There

from from my family uh anyway all right bye bye say bye ross bye everyone we're from Philly fucking Philly no one likes us we don't care no one likes us no one likes us no one likes us no one lies us we don't care we're from Philly fucking Philly no one likes us we don't care