Ten Thousand Losses - 420 Belate It

Episode Date: April 30, 2022

In a delayed 420 episode, your hosts inject a weed, learn how to NOT do a Quebec accent, and also talk about sports.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had assassinated John Kennedy. All right. Wow. Did you, dude, did you get that amazing oh man dude i got this government

yeah it's aka 47 it's like made by the russian government and dude it's like you think kc kai bud or bc kai bud is good this shit's like fucking amazing you know i'm no i'm he might as well call me a cosmonaut dude oh dude it's like dude they give they give it dude they give it to the cosmonauts because if they come back or they don't come back when they miss the re-entry window they could just blaze it until they die whoa dude dude it's fucking you're right oh dude do you have your your coke can i got my apple you ready yeah dude all right three two one oh man go to space go to mars dude dude dude it's like it's like whoa

i love ripping bongs i love i love doing doing the weed doing the weed that's yeah tom's tom's not hip 420 blaze it tom's probably here for the we're all here celebrating hitler's birthday with a bong rip oh i'm not no no uh i'm not celebrating hitler's birthday either i only celebrate his death day that's good that's good that's a that's a good that's a good thing to celebrate dude which i you know speaking of death days i found that there are some cultures that actually will when someone's died they'll like only go to the grave on the anniversary of the death well you don't want to you know you want to reduce traffic you know instead of their birthday i mean like you know i don't know that's how i was raised and uh anyway so i found that out so no i'm not celebrating hitler's death day in that manner

congratulations i'm not a nazi tom not a nazi pain what a strange middle name yeah yeah uh how's that a family name well i mean you know it's all goes back to my grandfather in the war you know he died in the war did he yeah he fell the guard tower oh all right that's that's the limit of world war i II jokes I'll get to on this podcast. I don't go any further than that. There's just like a certain segment of jokes that, you know, even I and I have a way more fucked up sense of humor, I think. Mine's very normal, thankfully. Yeah, I have a cancelable sense of humor.

I do not. I am once again beyond reproach oh right yeah are you are we ready for the for the accent all right i'm gonna start with indian you do chinese ready yeah no we're not doing that um we started off last podcast talking about slurs too so maybe we should just back off a little bit a little bit take our i like the phillies maybe we take our our foot off the gas it's four four two out uh two oh count and a guy on first and third all right yeah all right i literally in case you're wondering uh i know this is not a visual medium right i i have uh tom in one window and the uh and the phil's game of the other man i've got you that into the phil's

man uh dude i was watching uh a bootleg stream of fucking uh brewers pirates earlier jesus why i don't know were you doing scouting for the brewers game we're gonna watch uh no nope it was just on oh yeah by the way you need to hit accept on those tickets oh shit okay thank you yeah yeah yeah no it's all right oh they left two men stranded four four mid-sixth oh classic phillies which felt like the handshake meme phillies leaving men on base yeah oh what happened oh nothing they were just sewing a uh replay of uh the home run that was pretty tight that was a castellanos i think so yeah so i you know uh those who don't know i was in miami over the weekend which i gotta say all right i'm not like shitting on miami uh i never need to go

to south beach ever again in my life no you don't no no you don't and i'm in my 30s, so it was pretty – it was like you just took Market East and you made it tropical. Yeah. Yeah. And for those of you who live around Philly, you know exactly what we mean when we say that. Yeah. It was – I can't wait to buy fake Air Force Ones and then pay $20 for a pina colada. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Good food. Actually, I shout out to yep, yep. Good food. Actually, I shout out to one Italian place I went to. Best Italian food I've had outside of Italy. Oh, nice, dude.

There was some that was really good and some that was meh, but I went to the Phillies game down at I refuse to call it by its real name, so I'm going to call it Marlins Park, which was okay. The food is actually good.

But I don't know if you know the whole controversy about this park because it's the only modern, like modernist ballpark. No, I actually don't. Yeah. So the exterior design is pretty cool. But inside, it's just kind of just concrete. And it's fine. It's okay. But they close the dome all the time.

It's a retractable dome. And it just, dude, sound echoed like fucking insane. Weird. Yeah. Not weird. You would expect that, I suppose. Yeah, but it wasn't tuned. So it was bordering on like, I should have earplugs.

Oh, no. Level of loud level yeah yeah so i can't imagine what it's like for the players on the field because i wasn't that far away but uh you know it's nice i got to see uh the beefy boys up close um and i almost got domed by a kyle schwarber foul ball that hit the roof and then bounced down right towards me. Oh, shit. But fortunately, some 14-year-old kid brought his glove and he was able to catch it. And you were not concussed, thankfully. No, no.

And I was like, do I want to try and catch it with my hands? I was like, I haven't caught a pop fly in a while, and I've never caught a pop fly from Kyle Schwarber. I'm glad you didn't think this is a good idea. Yeah, so I was like, I'm not going to try. It's different if it's like a lazy, you know, sort of. Sure. No, I'm not. That shit's a rocket.

Yeah. I mean, that pop fly would have left the stadium if there wasn't a dome, like off the third baseline. So, I mean, the it is fucking strong and now if only he can start hitting yeah but before before we get into that why don't we say hello and welcome to the another episode of 10 000 losses the only that exists the only podcast we are it the only that exists i am who i am you know i am who is yeah you know in the beginning there was the word and the word the word was the lord whatever i don't know i don't

remember my bible shit it's okay uh i'm your host yeah i'm your host tom pain and my pronouns are he him and with me is my co-host yay liam liam anderson pronouns also he him I'm sort of regretting you know I had a bit that I was going to do down in Miami and I didn't do but I was going to record myself like walking down the beach and just be like oh my god guys yo it's your

cuz Dave from Delco I'm down here in Miami and they got us down the shore here too laughter laughter laughter laughter me and they got us down the shore here too i'm bummed you didn't i know i kept forgetting to do it i kept forgetting to do it and i'm like do i do this as the face reveal like is this but i kept like my i kept saying it in the pool like it just was stuck in my brain they got down the shore here too man oh man yeah i just got out of jail and there's a girl uh i came down here because she says we're gonna have sesame and cess yeah doing doing the full delco there you know what i uh i pointed out to uh corinne that she also says breakfast.

Absolutely. Yeah. That's the shibboleth of the Philly area is breakfast. Breakfast or regular? Regular. Regular. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It'd be like, you know, at the checkpoint, you know, when the Kensington Libertarian, not Libertarian. The good kinds. Libertarian socialists the kensington liberation battalion you know sets up a cordon seizes seizes the means of production of which in kensington i guess is the cousin's grocery store and the rainbow and a dunk of donuts and the checkpoint will be like all right what did you have this morning

breakfast all right you may proceed yeah and uh well so i was i was talking every so often when they get new kids i do like a philly accent bit just to kind of break the ice and the one's like i don't have a philly accent it's like yes you do and i go all right you tell me this what's the meal you eat every morning and he goes pancakes no you what do you eat no that's what you eat with this meal god damn it rude get out of my sight get out my fucking classroom uh that's right i curse my kids all the time actually someone actually one of the DMs we got, someone was asking, I think I know what school district you're teaching. I was like, yeah, sure you do.

Sure you do. All right. Yeah, whatever it is, you think it is, good. You can keep it that way. Fuck. All right. So announcements. Last week's episode with Shox, we also recorded a bonus.

So when you're listening to this there will also be a preview available go over to patreon.com slash 10 000 losses to listen to that that was a deranged tell me about it dude deranged bonus but it was funny we have gotten some some good uh feedback from just the regular episode so uh the bonus is even better and uh i had fun yeah that was it was like it it was it was fun it was fun um i mean it sounds like me and shock's having the most fun you got i like you know it's good but i'm trying to reign you in yes yes uh that was fun uh you did get some good you got you got some good like antagonistic like at me you're like oh yeah dropkick murphy's famous hardcore band good yeah good yeah good i'm

glad yeah uh speaking of hardcore bands you call into our voicemail at 267-371-7218 if you like negative fx not no FX, who stole their name. Oh, you guys remember 10-Yard Fight? Do you like bands that have three chords only? You call in and let us know. That's all they know, man. No, it's okay. That's all right.

Sometimes it's good music. All right. So Philadelphia Phillies. I already talked about Miami. I can't believe I paid for fucking, at least the seats were cheap. Paid for fucking. Were they good seats? Yeah.

I was like five or it was row. They do shit weird down there. It was like row F. Sure. So it was like five or six from the from the baseline that's not bad dude no it's pretty good it was only 40 each so at least i didn't that's really not bad dude we left in the sixth inning we end up losing that game like 12 to 2 or some shit that's tough i was thinking about you i was like but he's not having a great time no and the the the the whole reverb

thing like i mentioned it was kind of fucking with the vibe yeah kind of kind of triggered it was like it was almost like it was like infrasound i don't know if you've read about that yeah yeah yeah yeah like like it was like i i know that's how they get uh opposing defenses to crumble they play the fucking brown note they i'm like i'm like starting to hear that fucking uh that psyop from vietnam the ghost ghost tape. Have you guys done that online, Love by Doggies? No. Put that one on the list because, you know. Look up the ghost tape if you haven't heard it, especially at night.

It's like the CIA did PSYOPs where they played like Buddhist funeral music. Okay. And then like Vietnamese moans and like saying like, oh, I fought for the Viet Cong. I can't go join my family in the afterlife or whatever. Okay. Genuinely spooky. And then you read like Vietnamese people who've heard it and they're like,

this sounds like if you did a, like if the vietnamese did a psy up where they were playing like like dracula music and had some good this is the equivalent of that so which i really wish to be if the vietnam had done that like that would have been even better. Do the dance. You know, surrender. American soldier. I can't do a Hungarian or Romanian.

That's okay. All right. So, yeah. So the Phillies are 40 as we speak. Oh, that's all gas. No brakes,

baby. Yeah. But one direction off the cliff. at least we've committed to it i suppose and it's important it's important for a man to have a coat say what you say what you will but the tenets of nationalist socialism oh we're losing the we're losing the zoomers it's okay all right anyway there goes our patreon uh miami we talked about the four and eight yeah uh so i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say fire joe gerardi fire joe gerardi i'll co-sign that so i don't want to get too

inside baseball pun not intended i guess um yeah oh it didn't go off fuck all right i don't want to get too inside baseball, pun not intended, I guess. Okay. Yeah. Oh, it didn't go off. Fuck. All right. I don't want to be too inside baseball. There it is. Ooh, that was weird.

Oh. Oh, okay. What's going on? I'm not clicking it. It keeps going. We're doing great. What was that? I'm not clicking it. It keeps going. We're doing great. It stopped. I'm so confused right now.

It wasn't just weird to get higher pitch each time we played. It sounded like it. I'm leaving that in. We are not the Zoo crew with the good sound effects on this no it's only the bad ones really yeah well those are the funniest ones uh so i'm sorry joe gerardi he keeps fucking with the lineups he keeps trying to do this i'm batting right-handed guys against left-handed like he's playing he's playing the splits real hard and The think-yourself-stupid approach to baseball. Yeah.

I don't understand it, especially when we have starting pitchers who are still getting in the groove of things because of the short spring training. Sure. Yeah. So, fire Joe Girardi. I'm at this point, fire Joe Girardi. I don't think he can get like anyone fired up.

It just doesn't sound like he's getting mad. Right. Which you don't have to be an asshole. No, you don't. You could be like, yeah, like, I don't know. Fuck the ball. Good. Yeah.

What are you doing in the clubhouse? Like, are you playing video games or like, I don't know. Like, right. Oh, fuck what like i don't know like right you know fuck it i don't know like i and i don't want to i don't like i said i don't get too into this but just fire judge roger this fire judge roger no i'll go sign that yeah yeah it's it's his last season i mean he's got an option here i don't think they'll take it out and just i don't know fucking promote fine get roy raul abanezz and make him coach or something. I don't know. Jimmy Rollins. Jimmy Rollins, baby. Or, I don't know,

Shane Victorino. Why not, dude? Oh, hell yeah. Charlie Manuel's still around. You can bring him back. Yes! Charlie. Charlie. He had to get the testicular surgery recently because they were just too big. Oh, yeah. I heard big. Oh, yeah.

I heard that. Yeah. Yeah. So they had to take it down a little bit. It's a shame. Yeah. He was a big swinging nutsack. Yeah.

He was born with jowls. Yes. Very jowly baby. Yeah. Yeah. But. Never what you want to see on an infant is they come out looking like Nixon. But, you know, we can't oh man yeah um that's my thing that's not too far off actually

can i do it can i do it without warming up i don't know if you could try water can I fuck I can't do it yeah I have to warm up yeah so Phillies right now kind of shitty it's early in the season I guess don't you know become a doomer already but I mean the team's good on paper I don't understand it at least

Alec Boehm's playing well even though he sucks ass in the field just make him the DH I don't't know i right i don't know what you do with put bryce harper in center field oh uh put castellanos oh and he castellanos in oh man down in miami like every ball they hit down the fucking uh first baseline and he just went to the back like he could not get jumps on that ball at all like ass in right field it's for sure was a better fielder out of them but yeah it's like being shot or poisoned what's the difference yeah so it turns out that if you have this kind of team where it's all gas no brakes you need the fucking gas yeah oh they just threw a oh boy no

what happened bad pitch wild pitch oh rockies have guys on second and third two out one two bottom of the sixth oh who's pitching right now i'm not following i don't have a brad hand yeah the bad one so like like this is like an example of like joe gerardi last night didn't put brad hand in the security lead he's supposed to be your fucking setup guy right because he had like warmed up the day before okay so that counts as a start in joe gerardi's brain like joe gerardi won't have pitchers pitch two days in a row right but like all he did was warm up yeah but that counts as playing a game in jo Joe Girardi's rule book. Okay.

That's okay. He's got a lot of weird rules when it comes to bullpen. Apparently dude, that's, that's strange. I'm, I'm starting to think that maybe, uh,

him being really good was just the fact that that Yankees team was fucking stacked. Yeah. That that's yeah. Yeah. Fire Joe Girardi is what we're saying. Yeah. And,

and, you know hey look i i could probably manage the team uh you could uh i would get in a fistfight with bryce harper over politics within two days i would love i would love to hear your denials coming out of the clubhouse everything's on everything's fine he says as he walks back into the clove house with a loaded gun. I'm telling Dabrowski, I'm getting Sean Doolittle, I'm getting all the Democratic Socialist players with all three of them. I'm trying to get them on the team. So I have someone to back me up. They're all the nicest guys. Me out here praying Sean Doolittle can fight.

I mean, he did grow up in Medford new jersey so uh he he might i don't know fuck he's too have you seen sean diddly so nice such a good guy dude he and his wife are like sweethearts too yeah yeah uh fuck all right uh so enough about baseball. Let's talk about something positive. Oh, boy. Go on. Basketball. Yeah. 2-0 lead, baby.

Convincing 2-0 lead. Convincing wins. Like, playing good D. It's crazy how that happens. What the fuck is... We were kind of like... Dooming about it. Yeah, being pessimisticistic they've really surprised me

pleasantly yeah like genuinely and uh fuck uh two up two and oh i i'm a little concerned going back up to toronto because well ty uh matisse is still not fully vaccinated correct i don't think so yeah and and yeah so well you know we kind of need his day but uh but uh we could you know who knows well someone was saying that this could line up to be the revenge tour because we would we beat the raptors we could end up playing uh atlanta i think so yeah well atlanta has to survive uh oh god who they just lose to last night i watched the game the heat yeah yeah so uh yeah we'll we'll see i'd rather take on atlanta than the heat um personally yeah no one i said one second i'll be i'll be back in 30 and now we're back i

thought so it was at my door but they weren't wow yeah so you got the uh the fucking gun that you said you wanted yeah and uh yeah you answered the what's you're in philadelphia so i'm surprised yeah surprised you know you haven't been shot yet. Me too, man. Yeah, it happens to all of us. Yeah, it's a right of initiation, really. Yeah, so Sixers. Sixers playing tonight as we are recording this. As are the Boston Celtics, hooray.

Yeah, whatever. Shut up. I want them to beat the Nets. Thank you. I do want them to beat the Nets. Thank you. I do not want to play the Nets. Yeah, no, we'll take that for you. Don't worry. Yeah, so Thibel is not playing because he's a bozo.

He doesn't want to get the second. He is a bozo. Just get the second shot, man. Yeah, I don't get it. I talk basketball with my students all the time, and they're all universally like, dude, what's wrong with this guy? And one kid's like, I'm not getting vaccinated, but if I had one, I might as well get the second one. Like, what the fuck?

Yeah, that's what I don't understand. Like, you already have one. What's the fucking deal? The mind control antibodies are already in your brain. Yeah. We talked about this the last episode like he's a smart he's the other side of the anti-vax where it's like a smart very granola guy right you know because he's clearly well-spoken you know creative definitely more insidious i'll tell you that yeah i mean you you run into those the the whole the whole

like q anon anti-vax thing. I mean, there's always been like a weird current of hyper-religious anti-vax in the United States. Oh, for sure. But it's been under the surface, whereas the more overt was the Jenny McCarthy, Granola, Crystal Hilling stuff. Right, right, right, right. Back in my new atheist days, man. Let her have it. No, I let everyone have it yeah it's there's a side of

my family doesn't talk to me yeah whatever yeah yeah well they are assholes but you made the right choice yeah even if it was made for you uh yeah uh but yeah no i it just it just i just fucking rose wrong we already talked about island what the fuck else i'm gonna say it's just stupid um and that's about right yeah and it is stupid it's stupid and b is going to be the mvp um and you're going to be mocked in philly history for not getting the vaccine especially if god forbid they lose this if they if they lose especially if it's like going like a fucking other like three-pointer that you could have stopped right but because you put like danny green in or you know uh so toronto fans yeah go for it i want to talk about this before you talk about your thing the goddamn toronto fan which we we do we are on the record of not hating canadians or we do hate canadians i don't remember what the position of our hating Canadians, or we do hate Canadians.

I don't remember what the position of our podcast is. I think we hate Canadians. Well, we don't hate the French Canadians. We don't hate the French Canadians, which is very ironic, but that's okay. Yeah. Well, we got a voicemail about that. Stay tuned, kids, for that one. But you've been seeing a lot on on twitter on reddit whatever on social media

toronto fans kind of like hoping that indeed gets hurt like well they cheered when uh kevin durant did yeah what the fuck is this shit like from like from toronto supposedly mild-mannered canadians yeah i guess i guess you're taking the Starlight ride to the fucking NBA fandom. Like, Jesus Christ, guys. You don't want other players to get hurt. It's just a game, man. It's just a game. Yeah.

And the Leafs are good this year. So especially double. Why are you mad? I don't get it. Come on, guys. Toronto, you're too like you got too much like going for you up that way to really be this fucking hateful. I don't, is it things, are things too nice in Canada? I don't know.

Unless you're indigenous. Yeah. Right, right, right. Yeah, that's true. Jesus Christ. Oh, turns out Southern colonialism was a mistake. Yeah, who knew? We could be British or you Irish.

Or me split in. Many things. So speaking of hatred. Yeah. Go on. Lead me in. Well, it's the point B here that you put in. Yeah.

Let me read my notes exactly blah blah blah blah uh i fucking hate kairi irving man at least be consistent you fucking freak yeah so he flipped off oh phyllis on the base is loaded dude with no outs oh top seven i can't wait for an unassisted triple play yeah the the last unassisted triple play was uh it was eric brentland in the for the phillies yeah i think it's been like a decade or more real mutos up but so kairi you know obviously boston fans hate him myself included uh right for and you know you have the right to go anywhere you want man like but the way you sort of led us along and said like oh i want to be here forever and don't seem to be entirely interested in playing basketball as a career which is fine

like you you're you're free to do whatever you want but like he he made fun of the boston crowd totally fine he flipped off the boston crowd totally fine no and i'm being sincere like i don't think we should expect these guys to take verbal abuse at the level they do and not react right like i don't i don't think that's fair i don't think that's you know especially good of us as fans and as observers is the sport to say well you should just like keep a steel five for a lip like obviously emotions are gonna come into it i've no problem with kairi like flipping people off um and uh and getting mad and and you know but what i do have a problem with is sort of the inconsistency where this is where he's

sort of acting like this is sort of the first time like like he has said comments himself that are like you know uh they're a scorned ex-girlfriend like burning sage at td garden to rid it of bad spirits or whatever and he sort of acts like this is him finally getting pushed too far and it's like dude you've bought into it since day one yeah and that's fine but like be honest about it don't fucking say oh like no i you know i'm a patient guy but like my but my patience is gone this is a play playoff, so on and so forth. I have no problem with you saying, fuck those dudes, because there's nothing more Boston fans want to be than the villain, myself included.

But, yeah, I fucking hate Kyrie Irving. I hate the Nets. I hate Kevin Durant. I hate just – it's a fake fucking team. It's a fake fucking team with fake fucking fans. But Ben Simmons is setting the pace for bench fashion. Yeah, bench fashion. Yeah, but you're still riding the fucking bench, GQ.

Oh, back, back, back for the playoffs, man. That's what they said. I look forward to Marcus Smart dunking him into hell. Is Ben Simmons ever going to play again? Oh, you know, I don't know. I mean, yes, I think so. But like, I think probably he plays like two more years and calls it like the dude is obviously not especially stuck out, struck out. He's obviously not especially interested in playing basketball.

Like, I think he's he's sort of like like the way I sort of see it is like LeBron isn't like LeBron is still interested in playing basketball, but also of wants to be a movie star lebron has a resume where it doesn't fucking matter right if he wants to like write out the sunset in la like more power to him he's the greatest of all time at least in my opinion ben simmons isn't the greatest of all time and fucking anything besides maybe kardashians oh all right there yeah yeah thank you oh man but that's that's all i had on that i'm just like i'm fine if you if you want to be an asshole to boston fans that's totally fine i have said multiple times that i believe uh uh athletes should get one game a year where they can pick a fan and fight them uh i i firmly believe that i'm not expecting kairi to keep a stiff upper lip and and not react to the criticism but please don't act like you're an innocent party in this no oh speaking of speaking of boston fans i want

i want to digress here did you see bill burr on the new new england sports network no i didn't uh they they kind of cut up he was in the booth and he's just doing his like insult thing where he's like the fastest insults off the cuff of his like and he just talks about uh this this kind of ties in back with toronto it's like i gotta tell you toronto uh trash talking really kind of lit a fire it's bugging me canada in general is low-key hostile they try to act like they're the best white people he it's like dude there were people here before you so get off your high horse and that was like they and then they kind of ushered him out of the booth he said oh fucking live broadcast uh so critical support for boston fans when they are saying shit like that i mean he's totally right

yeah i don't often find myself agreeing with bill burr but uh who hates philly uh but that whole bit like we just one bridge having city like yeah it's like no there's more like that's the make you matt like yeah i in terms of how in terms of i will be selling my cds after this is over yeah that that the whole point of i mean bilberry like when it comes to comic comedy he's actually like a really good like he knows how to write a joke right yeah and he's really i i don't know anyone who is better at sort of crowd work kind of just insult shit um but yeah anyway so uh that's uh tom's comedy corner uh oh i thought about trying like do it yeah me too but i'm not that funny dude um yeah you have you have to go up and try then be bad i don't want to try i don't have the time

i'm too scared to try i don't have the time for that. I don't have the time for that. I just don't. Fuck. Anyway, anyway, also basketball before we move on to football on the football. So draft April 28th. Yep. April 28th. The Eagles are expected in the first round. Take Jameson Williams, a wide receiver out of Alabama.

He's terrific. are expected in the first round take jameson williams a wide receiver out of alabama uh he's terrific and to with our other pick in the first round let's pick 19 take uh george carloftis who we've discussed uh out of purdue as an edge rusher 6 4 266 pounds he's a big boy so uh a receiver and a defensive player that makes sense that addresses both sides of the ball, which I think is good. Yeah, I'm okay with that. Uh-oh. Are you dead? What? No.

I was... Oh, God damn it. I thought they scored, but they didn't. Oh, you were watching the replay because I put it up on the background. Yeah. They were showing the replay. Yeah. If Kyle Schubert hit a grand slam,

you would have... I would have blown the levels of this and your next recording recording uh you know in three years the reunion for well there's a problem but they did walk a run in so there you go five four baby five four gotta love the phil's a high five and reese hoskins for walking in the home i love it i love. What a dumb sport. Oh, it's the sport of kings, man. It's so fucking dumb.

Oh. Do you want to talk about hockey? No. Okay. Well, the Bruins after three-game losing streak. Fuck the Flyers, who have allowed 32 goals in six games. Sell the team. Nuke it.

Moving on to the Union. The Union are 5-1- and one they had their first loss also it's weird for you to put draws in the middle yeah i don't like that uh but i i have to look up the player wow did a lot of research because i did it for last week and then we just went long i was a goddamn pop fly you stupid assholes oh the run's gonna score though all right let's see all right here we go here we go he's in throw it go go go go go there we go there we go all right six four all right let's go phil's baby was that bone yeah oh there boom boom man he he the only did you read about the swing adjustment that he had to make no uh step back like half a foot in the box that was the adjustment that he had to make no uh step back like half a foot in the box that was the adjustment

that kevin long told him to do so that says something about the philly's fucking staff that no one told him hey maybe you should try stepping back half a foot in the box cheer for the dumbest teams god damn it what the fuck i like what you have in here about mls having the threat of good players leaving for europe it's hilarious revenge what we're doing in baseball hockey basketball for generations. Yes. And that's apparently one or two of the guys on the union. They're playing real well.

And that's like the thing. They're like, oh, they might go to Europe. It's like, ah, that fucking sucks for you guys. That's all fair, man. I mean, and I don't have anything against the union. I like soccer's fine to watch when it's not conflicting with the more interesting sport. Anything else.

And, but goddamn, man, that's so fucking funny. Because that's all we do. We steal good players from other leagues, and now we're going to have this fucking international draft, which is like if you're the Venezuelan league or whatever, the Mexican league, it's like, guys, we have our own fucking league. Should only be able to draft Americans and Canadians I guess

yeah is a draft a good thing to have no yeah but then whatever I'm not doing that debate oh fuck there are legitimate like

most expensive teams will buy all the best players, which I guess actually- Works in the Premier League. Yeah, have that. And if you can't fucking hack it, then don't have a team. If you don't want to be a Steve Cohen, fucking don't have a team. Exactly. The thing is about that the football leagues have is that they have promotion relegation.

So you can drop out of the Premier League and then after so many years in English Football League Championship, whatever the fuck it's called, you start losing your Premier League money. So you actually have a financial incentive to be good. See? And that's something that American sports leagues actually probably would benefit from

is if we had some form of promotion relegation. See? Yeah. Yeah. So, all right. 9-4. They cleared the bases. Oh, hell yeah.

What happened? I don't know. Show me the replay. All right. Let's see. This is amazing podcasting. Camarigo. Carmago.

Carmago. Carmago. All right. All right. He was three for three and just drilled it. He barreled that. Was it a home run or is it like a i i don't they won't show me i gotta assume so because joe gerardi is clapping uh why won't they show the replay yeah what okay thanks guys well it's nine to four now uh four

uh what voicemails do we have uh we have two uh today uh we have our usual and we have another i'm not sure which is going to go first when i click on it because i don't remember i didn't label them this time when i uploaded them because i'm an idiot always all right so let's see who's first hey uh this is uh etienne pronounced he him from like last call and then patreon common section same i have a couple things like i hate to like pull your podcast in like the the montreal direction but i have nothing better to do and i don't know anything about it's okay so like first off uh you guys are doing a Quebec accent, and it's very offensive because you are doing the French thing of the France. It's not like that at all. It's more like you put a big potato in your mouth,

and actually you can't do the – put a big potato in your mouth and then talk like a cave person sure um okay but yeah here's the thing like about like the expos um like they used to play okay so like the other thing is that the saputo stadium is very funny because saputo is the cheese company and like everybody knows they're like attached to the mafia so it's kind of funny that they kind of like pulled some like gonna make you some money from a big pool of whatever to bring like a soccer team in montreal and like as every single like soccer team in North America, it was always like, what is this? Soccer?

Okay, sure. Like, if you feel like it, sure. And to build, like, the stadium, they had to move the big O, which is, like, Which is currently kept in my bedroom. Which is, like, a legendary skate spot. And they had to take, a whole like concrete gadget like a whole like concrete over like underpass and then put it on a big truck and then move it like a couple hundred meters in another direction because they wanted to safeguard this skateboard mecca

which is like really sweet of them to do that's actually i went there it's like really hard to skateboard but people still do it and then okay so the other thing is that like the expo thing at the olympic stadium right and then you probably heard about it but like the olympic stadium has like a removable ceiling roof which is designed in a way that every time it snows, it falls apart. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. Oh, nice.

And they need to have it removable so they can run like a certain category of like fourth events. So it's just like in a big limbo where it's broken. If they fix it, it's going to break again. And they need to fix it exactly the same way as it was before. So it's very frustrating and it never works, right? So as we were saying, the logical thing for the Expos would be – And it ends.

It's gone. It's gone. So Etienne, please let us know what the hell the rest of us are saying. Tell us more about the spose. I think that – I like that he corrected us on the mockery. That's funny. How to be insulting correct.

Thank you, Etienne. That's the best kind. That's fucking funny. Yeah, yeah. That's – I guess our insult French accents were good enough to at least be recognizable. As French, yeah. Yes, you know like uh that this is just further evidence that we really need to do a crossover with bad baseball

stadiums that'd be cool yeah because that just sounds hilarious it's just like oh the fucking stadium roof broke again it's just like half open or just going back and forth like the wind blows it in the wind every once in a while just watch the metrodome roof collapse video because it just makes me laugh oh fuck all right yeah so yeah good to know that i just have to get some potatoes and put it in your mouth put them in my mouth. And that's good. You know, I could actually, if I had the time and the inclination,

I could analyze this accent and try and pick up on some things. Yeah, I can't do that. You'd be my guest. Sure. Well, you don't make fake languages for fun. No, I don't. I don't know if i ever revealed that to you oh wow yeah yeah i do that conlangs baby oh yeah like tolkien but worse um maybe just a little bit

the fucker just was so good and like everything i make i'm like well tolkien did it already so what's the point guess i'll just go home guess I'll just kill myself don't do that what's our second voicemail oh that's a long one alright well it's good it's our old friend who has now gotten the habit of calling us

just as we're finishing recording thank you John from Pittsburgh yeah so here we go hey how you doing it's John from Pittsburgh. Yeah, so here we go. Hey, how you doing? Oh. Hey, how you doing? Hi. John from Pittsburgh.

Just shouting. Got a quick question for you. Did you get a double dose of John this week? Maybe he's on those toilets. I just announced that the XFL is returning for the 2023 season. And I guess we need the official 10K loss stance on the XFL as a concept. Also based on the coaches there who will win the inaugural and probably final season

until they reboot it again three years later. Have a good one. Hail to Pitt, fuck Penn State, and hope you have a good one. All right. It's owned by Dwayne The Rock Johnson, at least State, and hope you have a good one. All right. It's owned by Dwayne The Rock Johnson, at least partially, which is hilarious. Yes. I saw the new XFL.

I saw a Washington Defenders game with Roz and his family. I don't know too much about the new, new XFL, but i don't know i i think like all alternative leagues is basically doomed to failure uh which is a shame but well except for the usfl which only failed because of donald trump fucking asshole uh where is the they're having a season apparently oh. Oh, I'm trying to figure out. Oh, I guess next year? Let's see. XFL. I get emails from them, which is funny.

Oh, shit. St. Louis Battle Hawks? Yeah, buddy. Tampa Bay Vipers. Team 9. Team 9. The Houston Roughnecks. See? All right.

Houston Roughnecks makes sense because of oil. Right. Right. Seattle Dragons. There ain't no fucking dragons in Seattle. An attempt to counteract USFL. Yeah, there's no way that we're going to have three fucking football leagues. Oh, is the USFL trying again?

Yeah, yeah. What the fuck, man? All right, if it's ever going to work, it's got to be off-season. Right. And it's got to be a good deal. It's got to be interesting. It's got to be compelling. And the thing is that all these new leagues don't have

any connection to their communities or anything like that. Right. Well, the USFL is in one site, Birmingham, Alabama. Yeah. Which I guess kind of makes sense. Well, wasn't there on the... I'm trying to look up these teams, and there's eight different fucking iterations.

So the USFL has the Philadelphia Stars with that weird mascot. Yes. We got some weird we got some weird uh coaches in the xfl heinz ward oh okay bob stoops who used to be the coach of oklahoma uh wade phillips who used to be the rams dc uh anthony becht who joins the league from wiregrass ranch high school where he was the offensive coordinator. He played in the NFL. But I just like they lead that with that.

Previously, yeah. Oh, man. Who are these? Because the Canadian Football League actually has a pretty strong following and it's been around for a long time like like i would almost think like you want to like position yourself as like a minor league or something that's what i would think yeah yeah get guys who didn't go to college and and position yourself as sort of as a g league yeah yeah yeah and that would probably be the best way for for the league to work especially if you're kind of like buying into it

in a way that like oh maybe we'll get bought up on the nfl or whatever right so uh man the usfl has a draft okay all right it's uh okay well these are very strange so so our our official stance on this is uh good luck to you i guess yeah good luck i'm not going out of my way to uh right to watch the philadelphia stars play in birmingham alabama right uh cool i guess we can but i do not understand it now we can go down there and go down to birmingham baby jesus christ why to watch the philadelphia stars dude but what else is in birmingham is it is the rocket thing down there that's at huntsville oh so shit you don't even got that all i can every time i hear birmingham alabama i just see a guy getting sprayed with a hose yeah letter from a jail right yeah that's all i hear so uh yeah great terrific yeah phenomenal So, yeah, great. Terrific. Yeah, phenomenal.

Birmingham, Alabama. It's nicknamed the Magic City or the Pittsburgh of the South. That's tough. Life is tough. Oh, man. What an idea. But anyway, any other thoughts on this before we? Nope. But anyway. And any other thoughts on this before we? Nope. All right.

So, Liam, occasionally on this podcast, we have jokes. Yes. Yes. Why do Father Judge students go to movies in groups of 18? Because the movies are. Fuck. God damn it. Attaboy.

All right. Give me one second i'm not sure if i'll cut this or not tried because it says under 18 per minute no under 18 permitted but under 17 per minute under seven wow all right now i'm cutting that, don't cut that. You don't cut that. No. Why do father judge students go to the movies of groups of 18?

Because under 17 is not permitted. There we go. That's a joke. Why did I close the window that had the punchline in it? I don't know. What the fuck? Jesus Christ. Why does anyone do anything?

I don't know. Do we even exist? No. Probably not.? Jesus Christ. Why does anyone do anything? I don't know. Do we even exist? No. Let's spend the next 10 minutes talking about solipsism. No, let's not. Is it solipsist in here or is it just me? What's that? Is it solipsist in here or is it just me?

Yeah. Thank you. That took me a second. That took me a second. Oh, shit. Fucking philosophy jokes. All right. Oh, that was those were great.

I spent I was that was worth getting student loan debt. Yeah. For the for the eight philosophy classes I took. You're welcome. Thanks. I can't wait to. I'm going to step in because Tom needs to needs to eat. And he's out of day.

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take all the psychic damage you can muster jesus christ that's why you have to do the ghost tape like just do do the vietnam cleanser yeah that's a palate cleanser uh the the rape of nanking palate cleanser i what is that the it's just an hour of uh of bunnies frolicking through meadows on a loop well i was gonna say like what what is also horrible but like a palate cleanser i mean i'm not gonna say like buchenwald or something like that as a palate cleanser to that but uh jesus christ i guess i guess the herrera genocide would be your palate cleanser for the raping then king. Yeah, sure. Jesus Christ. What the fuck, man?

Fucking. I know, dude. We are. I'll be philosophical and then I'll end. We are this like part of the universe that has achieved self-awareness and we spend time inventing ways to just murder and torture each other. Yep. Great.

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