Ten Thousand Losses - A Gross Episode

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

It's our 144th episode! Metric nerds btfo. Congested Liam and Tired Tom talk sports, eating ass, listener messages, look at racist sports comments, and rank flags Find our bonus episodes and Discord a...t: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

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Starting point is 00:00:00 He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. that's all right it always is the delay thing oh yeah it's still it's still there we go it just started so i synced it up perfectly perfect by accident or definitely on purpose yeah for sure on purpose for real that's right yeah um we have we have uh well we're
Starting point is 00:00:55 live and we have Sleepy Sleepy Liam Sleepy Liam yeah Sleepy and a little congested sounding Liam Oh no What
Starting point is 00:01:06 That's just I'm just Oh knowing myself Oh I'm so conditioned to like Bad things happening with Zencastr Yeah Yeah Yeah this is our
Starting point is 00:01:19 This is our recording this on the 21st This is our I guess holiday nice for you for you ungrateful fucks yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:01:29 sir holiday recording before we go on probably what two week yeah two week winter break I think so
Starting point is 00:01:39 yeah I'm going to countries redacted you're going to state redacted I'm going to state obvious but also
Starting point is 00:01:47 still redacted yeah and yeah we're we're getting ready state obvious but redacted it's pretty good
Starting point is 00:01:57 that's a pretty good bit it is and this is episode 144 it's a gross it's a gross episode hohoo
Starting point is 00:02:04 oh all right hold on where is it there you go all right how about that how about that how about that
Starting point is 00:02:13 a bit of comedy there for you I like that guys yeah oh man high energy this is high energy
Starting point is 00:02:21 it's weird well we're normally not a Sunday afternoon recording no I had work stuff as I was explaining T.O which was incredibly frustrating yeah you had to stay later yeah yeah that isn't that is a very annoying it was it was it was extremely frustrating but the bright side I get to leave Wednesday Christmas Eve at noon nice that's always awesome yeah I've got I've got to go to work too many days, but we're going to make it. We're going to make it.
Starting point is 00:02:59 We're going to hit holiday break and go do things and places that we can't mention unspeakable things, actually. Not because they're like evil, just because we can't talk about it. Yeah, we, we, yeah, we're a very, we're very, uh, op-sec-focused podcast. Yeah. We've always happened. I buy that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so let's see, you know, did you hear the news about the, the Philly Fanatic in the Epstein files?
Starting point is 00:03:34 What? Yeah, you know, the pictures are going around. Oh, that's in poor taste. Oh, yeah. That's okay. I mean, the fanatic wouldn't do that. No. Mr. Matt, one, though.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Mr. Met, absolutely. No, blooper. Blueprint is a pedophile. Yeah, we could say that without any The character is not the person portraying, portraying him. Yeah. The fictional character. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:04:11 If you want to talk about, if you want to know about mascots and their sexual things, go listen to our bonus we did with, Audrey and Tobag. Rodano, yeah. Yeah, with fuckable mascots. I feel like that needs a sequel. We can do that at some point, yeah. We can do that.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Like, like lesser known fuckable mascots. Lesser known fuckable mascots is a hell of a sentence there, bud. Yeah, yeah. Nah, that's still one of the, Tops is one of the funniest things we've ever recorded. I agree with that. Absolutely. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Oh, poor, what is it, Mrs. Redleg? Yeah, oh, she's... Oh, her, uh, suicide girl days. Following her neo-Nazi days. It still makes me laugh when I think about it. If you don't know what we're talking about, you can go to Patreon.com, so 10,000 losses and go listen to her old time. Check it out, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Yeah, do that because you're not getting a bonus this month. Sorry, well, you might. I don't know. I can record Wednesday. Uh. Maybe, maybe. I mean, I'm off Wednesday, but you want to be recording on? Chris is Eve?
Starting point is 00:05:27 Yeah, I don't know. Probably not. Yeah, it's that, that'd be tough. We could shoot for Tuesday. Could do Tuesday. I don't have group Tuesday. Yeah, we could do Tuesday. I could think of some dumb bullshit we could do it together.
Starting point is 00:05:39 We could shoehorn it in. Yeah. It doesn't have to be a movie or anything like that. I'll think of something. All right. So, yeah, we're very high energy to do. there's no there's no it's weird because normally we have all the slate of sports ahead of us when we record and now it's like almost all behind yeah yeah yeah um but uh yes
Starting point is 00:06:04 hello welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists just die yeah yeah um I'm your host Tom Payne my pronounce are not hear me I thought you fell or something No, I burped right into the mic Oh, yeah No, you're still like incredibly quiet But I'm sorry everybody I'm turning it up
Starting point is 00:06:30 I'm turning it up I'm turning it up I'm turning it around How's that? Is that better? Yes Yes Okay, that's great All right
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Starting point is 00:06:47 Liam, hi, Liam McAnderson My pronouns are also he and him No guess, fuck you No announcements I guess if we do Try to get a bonus on Tuesday A Christmas miracle We'll say
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Starting point is 00:07:16 there in the discord which has been it's been pumping lately pretty active so it's been bumping I should have said
Starting point is 00:07:27 but I said pumping instead pumping pumping oh it's pumping too pumping yeah it's humping
Starting point is 00:07:34 um so it is you want to talk about the birds in the pathetic uh E L G
Starting point is 00:07:46 The second half was better than the first. First half, you were like ready to kill ourselves. Everybody. I was thinking more Jake Elliott. Does anyone look sad? Missy Elliott. Does anyone look? I just got that.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Does anyone look sadder or more lost than Jake when he misses a field goal? Mm-mm. That face is so funny. were like baffled. Yeah, it's like he shit his pants. Like, it's like,
Starting point is 00:08:21 ooh. Yeah. That's not this hot brown coming out of here. Yeah. Well, I mean, how many field goals has he missed this year? I do think Jake Elliott is,
Starting point is 00:08:34 we've said this before. Let's see, 2025 missed field goals. Last nine games, he's missed seven field goal attempts. They should cut him. I, yeah, I think he's at the, at the, I mean, he's had a good career. You know, yeah, I think, I think you got a.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Lane Johnson and Jalen Carter are coming back. Yeah. Brandon Grimm got a sack, which proves that 37-year-olds can still be athletes. So I could play in the NFL, really, if you think about it. Is that right? Is that right? absolutely. Me and Brandon Graham basically have the same. Same guy,
Starting point is 00:09:17 yeah. I've never seen you and Brandon Graham at the same place in the same time. We look very similar. Actually, that's why I'm going to country redacted is to get all the shoe polish. Oh, God. Oh, all right, that gets a
Starting point is 00:09:35 Oh, I'm at this one. It's a Comtown Rift for being offensive. Congratulations. Thanks. I mean, good company. Yeah, now, we won. Seacon had said, there were some bright spots the second half, but yeah, we really thought
Starting point is 00:09:54 we were going to lose to the commanders. To Marcus Marriota. Then Marcus Marriota's backup, who I forget his name. Josh Johnson. Josh Johnson, who has been in the lead. Like 18 years, yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's like 106. he's been around forever
Starting point is 00:10:13 but he's just five kicks in the past five games he's been all over the place from long distance one for seven on kicks last year from 50 plus yards
Starting point is 00:10:25 and also had a low 77.8 field goal percentage they need to you need to cut him and then kill him yeah yeah you can you can get rid of him man I'm looking at
Starting point is 00:10:40 It turns like they shouldn't cut him And I'm like they should they should probably cut him They should probably maybe not now But like at the end of the year Get rid of him Oh Yeah It's it's
Starting point is 00:10:55 The news journal The kicker the kicker sorry Well the Eagles bring in kicker as Jake Elliott Misses field goals Oh Jake Inside the Eagles Whatever this dumb ass website is From fan side
Starting point is 00:11:10 it during the first half hold on wait Jake Elliott's awful post game quote won't sit well with Eagles fans and what was that quote no honestly not at all that's kind of what's frustrating about it is I don't feel that way at all mental
Starting point is 00:11:25 I kind of wish it was mental easier fix so it's physical because you're declining yeah yeah yeah but at least the Eagles clenched to the vision so that's nice you think
Starting point is 00:11:39 I'm not even thinking NFC championship game I think that we're very lucky if we get to the game I think so too and they're going to spite us and fucking watch win the Super Bowl again
Starting point is 00:11:50 the worst Super Bowl I'd love it if they won the Super Bowl but in the worst possible way yeah yeah just fumbling it like a 107 like
Starting point is 00:12:02 yeah oh yes 10 7 um like all just turnovers the Patriots beating the Rams that Super Bowl a few years ago. Oh, that was the most boring
Starting point is 00:12:12 second most boring Super Bowl after the last year's Super Bowl. If you like toilet bowls, that's the one for you. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's very, very boring. We love boring football, don't we, folks? And then you must be happy to because we'll miss one. They did?
Starting point is 00:12:29 Yeah, 401 to 10. Suck it Tulane. And, yeah, all the, all the powerful teams. Although JM, JMU hung in it for a little well they tried to come back they tried to come back it was 51 to 34 against Oregon
Starting point is 00:12:44 they almost put up a fight they did kind of put up a fight they looked like it was all but over then they got some life in them but yeah and that was like definitely hoping for Jamie to beat Oregon
Starting point is 00:12:59 just I was too just out of obviously spite yeah there's a there's a new lefty kicker in the NFL for the giant Oh, is there?
Starting point is 00:13:10 Yeah, he went to Pitt, apparently. Oh, he'll be able to pit. Yeah, the, uh, let's see. Did you see the Flyers hot mic thing? I want you to blow me while you're down there? Yeah, while you're down there, would you find blowing me? I think we're still in the air, and they suspended him for two games, which is so fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Yeah, if you fired someone over that, that's dumb as shit. Yeah. That's so stupid. That is very funny. The Flyers are actually decent. they're 1710-7 right now so that's pretty good no thoughts on that
Starting point is 00:13:45 so that again I was reading the comments oh I said the flyers are actually pretty good this year 17-10-7 the flyers are pretty good they also lost to the Rangers like 5-4 after giving up a 4-2 lead the other day so maybe we should unsuspend the guys we'll see
Starting point is 00:14:01 yeah we'll see yeah yeah we really don't I mean, we normally don't talk much about the flowers. We haven't really even talk much about the Sixers this year at all either. I just, I mean, I've been burned. I mean, and they're 16, 11, like, they're fine. They're fine.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Edgecombe's good. Edgecombe is a revelation. I mean, obviously Tyre's Max is going to be dead by the end of the playoffs by the time the playoffs come around because they're playing him 38 minutes a night. Yeah. That's what you want to do too, especially when you have a bunch of guys who are injured. Yeah. Constantly.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Um, I just the sixers are now just like a make work program for old injured guys Andre drummond and friends yeah yeah just yeah you guys have a knee between the three of you's just one now just one just one yeah we trade yeah uh the uh the the the sixers did roll out a new closing unit which was Tyreus maxi Jared McCain VJ edge coach of Barney Walker and Adem Bona had never shared the
Starting point is 00:15:10 floor together for the 111-11 mark of the third quarter as soon as the final they turned it on so they Jared McCain's plus minus on Saturday was plus 29. Oh
Starting point is 00:15:25 I mean okay yeah I think that yeah the sixers are we'll see I mean I don't we don't really give a shit no it's a shame because like I really was I've always been the Sixers fan and like was very I mean I have jerseys of shit from like when I was a fan and I still am a fan but like I just I don't know they the last couple years just fucking killed my interest in it and I'm sure it'll come back again but yeah yeah and not even them it's not even them just being bad being bad sucks. but it's just like you're not putting anything interesting i mean maxi now is maxi's very fun to watch i was going like i said like these some of the younger guys are fun fun the watch but um yeah
Starting point is 00:16:18 oh well let's talk about you want to talk about the fillies we got some more moves yeah so did we talk about adults gersia no no so uh we did we did talk about them resigning um Kyle Schwerver last last episode. Yes, it did. Yes, and dead. So, actually, since then, we've had a couple moves signing Alfeodor O'Dolz-Garcia, a lead of the Texas Rangers. Is he good?
Starting point is 00:16:49 He was very good in, like, the first couple years of his career. He had a comeback year last year. 2024, he stunk. Yeah. And he was okay. Sort of hoping for a bounce back, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:07 He's bad, yeah. And he already bounced back. He can't be any worse. He's better defensively than Nick. He's faster than Nick. Oh, well, I mean, you and I also. Yeah. Well, I mean, we haven't seen me on the base pass since the calf injury.
Starting point is 00:17:21 That's true. At least I know I can run now. I haven't tried sprinting yet, though. That's the thing. I got to do that. I'll do that on treadmill first. Try sprinting a little bit. But, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:32 I'm not a fast man No No you are not I do have range though I haven't I haven't described They're like yeah you're not fast But for some reason you have range I don't know
Starting point is 00:17:43 I guess I track balls as well What does that mean? Oh okay I can get to the ball pretty quick Yeah If I if I keep the ball in front of me Like I actually will play a little deeper In the outfield sometimes
Starting point is 00:17:53 Just I could see the ball well Like Especially if it's coming right at me Which can be like really tricky Like I'm okay I'm okay I remember I got breaking my new glove just in case
Starting point is 00:18:07 The team comes back Oh god no You treat it with love You got loop it over with the car You got loop up that Louver up Oh yeah Pounder with a
Starting point is 00:18:20 With mallet All that kind of good stuff Yeah so Adolus Anyway Adoles Garcia is back Not back he's coming to the to the to the not the birds no the Phillies bud to the Phillies for a one year show me contract it's it kind of sucks we're not getting kepler back you're not kepler um
Starting point is 00:18:45 bater oh it's shame it doesn't it doesn't look like it no i i don brasky's kind of said that the outfield set this point a line up said i did see that yeah and they're hoping for crawford to play um out of out of camp um maybe Aiden Miller coming up at some point. You could see maybe Aiden Miller coming up, maybe a bench guy for a little bit, see, because you could slide in like basically anywhere in the infield. He can play second or third or he's a short stop naturally,
Starting point is 00:19:18 but you can you can do that. So and yes, they want Crawford in the center. It looks like if everything goes to plan, which, you know, nothing ever bad ever happens in spring training. No, famous. Famously.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Famously. So we also, we signed Brad Keller. Uh, uh, he's a, he's a reliever. Um, pull up his baseball reference.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Uh, yeah, uh, he played for the royals. Then he played, uh, for, uh,
Starting point is 00:19:57 white socks for, Red Sox And then the Cubs last year And he's a writer-reliever He had a good 2025 Yeah, exactly So
Starting point is 00:20:11 Um Used to, yeah, he's a reliever now He used to be a starter a couple years ago. Oh, okay. Well, now he's,
Starting point is 00:20:18 now he's putured. Well, we need right-handed, we need some right-handed guys. And then speaking of right-handed guys, we traded our lefty, our lefty psycho
Starting point is 00:20:28 on lefty. Our lefty ass eating. Yeah. Yeah, he eats ass, apparently. So he's braver than me. Who amongst us? Yeah, never. Put a gun to my head.
Starting point is 00:20:41 I'll never do. Oh, okay. Sorry. I'm not into that. Real mad about it, apparently, tell you. Yeah. Poop comes from there, Liam. Oh, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Just getting down to the slop. Yeah. Yes, sir. So, Bowlin, another royal or ex-royal, but this was a straight-up trade. Actually, Matt Strom used to be on the Royals, too. Wow. So, yeah, so another right-handed bullpen guy. I guess we have too many lefties.
Starting point is 00:21:15 I like Strom a lot. It's a shame. I like a guy with, like, that intensity. He definitely, I think he rubbed. Donvo the wrong way. By eating ass or? Well, he ate ass too much and it made him jealous. No.
Starting point is 00:21:40 He went, all right, so when we lost that game to the Dodgers. Yes. In extras. Yes. With the MIFth throw. Yes. From Orion. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Later on, apparently like Matt Strom had said, well, the pitcher's, don't do fielding practice. And Debrowski said, actually, we do. Matt just doesn't participate. Oh. Yeah. So I think he pissed off Debrowski's by saying that.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So. Oh. I mean, last year was a down year for him, but he's been consistently a very good reliever. I mean,
Starting point is 00:22:27 2024 he was an all-star ERA plus of 225 which means he's like 125% better than we'll see yeah but yeah than the baseline guy
Starting point is 00:22:42 and yeah I mean he had a dip last year but he was still a very good reliever right it's a shame Bolin is not the same caliber of reliever oh okay that's great
Starting point is 00:22:57 Yeah, it was a salary dumb. Great. Yeah, because Bowens only has three years. That's what I want to say. He's under team control. He's under team control. That's what I want to see. And my understanding is this is sort of making financial moves
Starting point is 00:23:11 so that we can clear JT and not go into the next threshold of luxury tax. Wow. Yeah. We don't want to be like the Dodgers who are basically paying the equivalent of their salary also as luxury tax. Um, but they have so much money. They have so much money they could spend it. They have so much money. I guess, uh, Middleton doesn't, money bags, Middleton doesn't have enough.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Apparently not. Um, which is frustrating to me. Charging $15 a beer. It's, it's the highway robbery, man. Yeah. It really is. I can't wait for them to try and like ban what they're going to ban next. Our precious spaghetti and bags.
Starting point is 00:23:52 What's next? You don't ever take my spaghetti in bags. No. I'm going to smuggle that shit in my pants. It's literally It's going to be spaghetti stories But actually real Spaghetti just keeps filling in my pockets
Starting point is 00:24:07 Let's We're almost there Well actually we're not We're only 24 minutes in Oh no we're good No we're good I wasn't I wasn't I was just saying like I was just kind of yawning honestly I'm good
Starting point is 00:24:21 Okay Was it sure But yeah so That's that's your Philly news for now probably mostly set outside of
Starting point is 00:24:32 resigning JT we'll see what happens I don't think it's going to be too many big additions
Starting point is 00:24:42 no yeah college football playoff we mentioned that a little bit but we're looking at the quarterfinals
Starting point is 00:24:54 Oregon Texas Tech that'll be a good that'll be a good game Oregon Texas Tech High shooting offenses That'll be fun Bama Indiana I'm praying for Indiana there
Starting point is 00:25:06 Me too Ole Miss Georgia Rune for Georgia Fuck you Rune for Ole Miss there Thank you I thought you didn't ruin for team South of the Mason Dixon line
Starting point is 00:25:18 They're both South of Mason Dixon line So which one is least Is less annoying And they're both annoying And then Miami Ohio State, definitely room for Miami over Ohio State. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Texas Tech, Oregon, who would you rather say there? Texas Tech. I just kind of like them. Yeah, it should be interesting. But these are all coming up, what? The Ducks, 509 yards. 70 to 72 final score.
Starting point is 00:25:54 The Dukes, the Dukes, scored 34 yeah yeah it's lost by 17 yeah i did not watch the at miami a and m game but that was 10 to 3 it was 10 to 3 yeah abysmal um i'm farting real bad oh stop picking up that's that's good yeah all right let's see we close our uh we don't have much in the in the way of listener messages today Um, we got two, two DMs. I'm really excited for, uh, I am really excited for, uh, for, uh, fucking Jesus. Oregon, uh, for fucking, you're gonna, Oregon, Texas tech, Oregon, Texas tech where it's just like, NIL money, nothing else. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Yeah, that's, that's how we're doing. Oh, we didn't, you know what we didn't talk about? Well, going back to the Eagles. We didn't talk about the, the, the brawl. The brawl. because we went for two and apparently that hurt Day Quinn's feelings.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Yeah. Yeah. Sequin scores on a two-point conversion and then Oscar Steen subscribe and someone said something we just don't know what to work. Tyler Steen.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Tyler Steen, did I say Oscar Steen? That's funny. Yeah, you did. And then Washington's Kwan Martin and Javon Kinlaw. Yep. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:19 And they were all sort of big, big pile there of handsome strong men. Massum dudes. There was a lineman, offensive linemen on the commanders who had, who must have the biggest ass. Like he has a fucking dump truck. I'm sure that he does. Like, like, and offensive linemen are known for their massive bodies.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Dumb trucks. Yeah, but this was a dump truck among dump trucks. Oh, I have the Fox News Sports. Fox News.com article about the fight. Let's look at the comments, Liam. Let's not do that. Semper Paradis 654, so at Kosti. Why do receivers who are making 8 plus million cheer when they catch a pass?
Starting point is 00:28:11 Why do the fences line and someone are making $15 plus to sack a quarterback, make one, and they act like they're the incarnation of Superman? And then the Force 101. It's exciting. Yeah. The Force 101 replies. It's called the ESPN highlight generation. Who wins or loses doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:28:29 The only thing that matters if you're on SportsCenter that night. Yeah, because everyone's on SportsCenter now. I know this is Old Manitis. It doesn't make any less true. And then what the fork also replies, don't try to explain football thug mentality. Oh, there it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Let's see. Let's see some of the good ones. I am a butcher 7-7443 says, I am 81 years old. Nine L can remember when athletes were considered role models for our youth, and believe it or not, so we're politicians. Boy, has that idea go down the drain. Rocky Winkle, 879 replies, NFL players in the 1950s and 1960s.
Starting point is 00:29:13 I don't remember all the ridiculous lie dancing in the Ed Zone and all the dancing theatrics after making a tackle or catch. It's so prevalent today. It's utterly ridiculous. Vinceumbardi is turning in his grave. Sure. that was all bolded Vince LaVarney
Starting point is 00:29:28 is probably so this guy because there's black people I don't know man oh oh this next one use your illusion
Starting point is 00:29:36 says I was only watching from home but even so I had to double check that I had my wallet oh okay yeah then one
Starting point is 00:29:45 reply is that's hilarious and then another reply is must be a MAGA must be a MAGA has no up votes and five down votes the wallet has comment is 133 up votes,
Starting point is 00:29:57 eight down votes. Yep, that sounds like Fox News, man. Yeah. Oh, my God, man. Trump is the goat 168 says,
Starting point is 00:30:08 Tonight on when animals attacked, renowned primatologist Jane Goodall discusses how some animals are simply too violent to be integrated in divestant violent environment and how attempting to do so can increase their aggressiveness. 110 upvotes,
Starting point is 00:30:19 nine down votes. Holy shit. Jesus. That is. Fucking gross. That is absolutely abysmal. Hey, there's no fights in hockey, right? Which is a white sport?
Starting point is 00:30:33 There are no fights in hockey famous. Yeah, white guys don't fight in any sports. Definitely never fight. Nope. No. Wait, hold. Isn't Tyler Steen White? No, he's black.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Is he black? I'm pretty sure. Oh, yes. But there's also white guys in the NFL, and they were also involved in the fight. They also do that. I've seen like Johnson fight. Um 6, 6. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Drew the Troat Joe, wow, Joe the Truthster. After the Kaepernick disaster, we stopped watching the NFL. Okay, that's great. All right, thanks. Wow, Fox, Fox News.com, great comments, guys. We really love the racism there. We don't, actually.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Yeah. He might, I don't. And then I clicked on, Wikipedia by Reflex and the featured articles, the Rhodesian government actively recruited white personnel from other countries. Wow. I love the world we live in. I don't.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Would you like to go into DMs? Sure. All right, we have a long one. I'll read the long one this time. Good for you. Good job. I can read. This is a, this is Hey Tom, Yee, Liam, Claire, Sheeher with a late cricket update. I felt pretty bad for England after this.
Starting point is 00:31:53 one is a hundred twenty three nice burp is a hundred twenty three a lot of runs a batter scoring hundred runs typically gets us well she answers it for us it's a rhetorical question thank you oh fuck you a batter scoring hundred runs typically gets a standing ovation from the crowd the second test a recent innovation in test cricket is the day night game which starts in the afternoon and plays well past sunset yeah we've event we've had that since like the 20s, but when was the first night game? First. Just baseball.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Yeah. 1935 with the reds beating the Phillies. Fucking suck, dude. 10,000 losses, man. 10,000 losses, man. The main issue of playing at night used to be seeing the dark red cricket ball.
Starting point is 00:32:46 To improve this, bright pink balls were introduced in 2015. These pink balls are made by the same manufacturers to the same specifications as normal red cricket balls except for the die. Obviously, everyone involved in the sport claims these balls behave differently from red balls, and I have seen no credible evidence for why. Red goes faster, I think. It's the only thing I can think of is. England won the coin.
Starting point is 00:33:10 England won the coin. England won the coin toss again, but had an inauspicious start. Duckett was dismissed for a golden duck out on his first ball, no runs. okay yeah sure they eventually found some footing and managed 334 runs in the first innings a normally respectable score unfortunately for them
Starting point is 00:33:32 Australia then spent a day and a half racking up 511 runs as England missed missed five catches they finally put a stop to it only to start batting again at the worst time of day and probably lost six wickets for only 134 runs at the end of day
Starting point is 00:33:50 highlight in the span of about a half an hour six umpire calls are challenged and three overturned a replay review so their umps suck too i guess it's universal they got up to two hundred and forty one runs by the middle of the day four but lost their last wicket with only that 65 run lead austray closed it out after t winning again by eight wickets that is england needed to dismiss eight more batters when australia beat their score and end of the game hopefully my next report will be more timely. Fuck England. Fuck Penn State. Fuck ice. Fuck the guys who shut up. Bondi Beach. Agreed.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Co-signed all that. Fuck all the mass shooters. You have to have a run of like horrible tragedies. It really kind of sucks lately. We sure have and it's been miserable. Yeah. I do appreciate Claire the cricket updates.
Starting point is 00:34:47 the sport that so similar to baseball I guess shares origins of baseball but still alludes me I don't understand it yeah I remember trying to watch a video and I just got confused but I also could have just been like drunk or high yeah
Starting point is 00:35:07 I still like there are there are a few games that the rules just don't make any sense to you Yeah, video games too I've been having a hard time with Victoria 3 In Europa Universe House 5 They're just so opaque the rules All right
Starting point is 00:35:27 We have Rochene, you want to read Rochines Yeah Hey Tom, Yee Liam Caves are dead Guardians added two, three relief pictures And DFA Null that's about it Go Gabs Go Cavs go Cavs go guards
Starting point is 00:35:41 Go birds fuck Paul Dolan Fuck Jimmy Haslam Fuck Ohio State Fuck Penn State Yeah go sign that yeah it's that time of year
Starting point is 00:35:52 it's the off season that's the short one yeah let's see opening day or not opening day spring training countdown we're 50 days
Starting point is 00:36:05 right 50 days so we're getting close also world baseball classic this year that'll be fun and we get the we get the also
Starting point is 00:36:16 game that'll be cool yeah yeah it's gonna be a good um we get the draft too if that might be fun to go tell yeah be nice to go the all-star game hopefully it's not too expensive probably will be it will be yeah um hopefully shorebert does the home room derby uh at home so uh yeah i would like that where's the venues for world baseball classic this year i don't know let's see uh 26. Houston, Miami, San Juan, and Tokyo. Oh, that's fun.
Starting point is 00:36:52 And then the final, I think, we'll be in Lone Depot in Miami. When's the, when did the game start? The qualifiers. Pool stage starts in March 6th. So, yeah, coming up. I don't know how many Phillies are playing. we'll talk about that we'll get closer and we'll have some of our baseball friends on the show as well
Starting point is 00:37:20 I'd like that all right we do have a voicemail from a new caller in her new caller so let's listen hey this is Juan Gonzalez's first time long time in pronouns
Starting point is 00:37:36 great voice this is the Albuquerque report um U&M's men's football did fucking amazing this year we keep the shit out of a lot
Starting point is 00:37:51 of teams I very much respect that. I mean it's proud to be a lobo unfortunately Mountain West Division refuses to well they really did goddamers and didn't allow us playing the championship. That being said we are playing in a bowl game in Phoenix this year so
Starting point is 00:38:09 that's going to be fun. Minnesota. Also I'm already putting my markers down you and a men's basketball championship this NCAA championship this year suck a dick Harvard too many times in championships
Starting point is 00:38:27 we are coming back for blood this time have a good one and rings from Albuquerque yeah man hell yeah I'm looking New Mexico beat fucking everybody this year
Starting point is 00:38:43 they lost to Michigan but they beat Idaho State they beat UCLA they beat New Mexico State they lost to San Jose State they beat in Boise State but then they beat Nevada Utah State U and LV Colorado State Air Force San Diego State and they'll play in the
Starting point is 00:39:00 Raid Bowl against Minnesota Friday December 26th hell yeah yeah that's that's shouts out fuck I fuck with New Mexico has the best flag. A cool license plate still. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:14 So I'd say New Mexico, Maryland and California are like the top three flags. And yeah, it's fucking sick. If you don't know what the New Mexico flag looks like, go look it up. It does look sick. Yeah, it's badass. Where are we? Let me close that. I started thinking about flags.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Sorry, I think about categorizing things, and I got excited. You see the Twitchel flag? What's it called? The Twitchel flag. No, let me see. It says New Mexico. Yeah. It looks like it's going fast.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Oh, that's a horrible flag. I know, right. The, it's got, this is the South Mexico. New, yeah. New Mexico. Like you need the Doppler effect And the American flag In the Canton
Starting point is 00:40:14 Yeah It's just the sunshine state And then 47 to top right That is an awful That's funny I like it Um Let's see
Starting point is 00:40:28 Also Also you might also like The flag of the Navajo nation That's also a sick flag That is true Yeah with the rainbow Yeah Um
Starting point is 00:40:39 Oklahoma has a pretty cool flag Although It's Oklahoma Yeah You shouldn't have your name on it You don't need to have your name on the flag Pennsylvania flag sucks It's a real bad one
Starting point is 00:40:53 Yeah It's just blue with the state seal on it That's like half of the fucking flags Virtue liberty and independence Yeah That looks like shit It's got the two horses Actually you know what
Starting point is 00:41:08 If you want to have like a seal, though, I think you need to take one of the horses and put the GG1 on it. That would rule. Yeah, have a GG1 and then have like a canal boat. I'd like that. Yeah, to like represent,
Starting point is 00:41:22 um, like our industry and shit like that. Yeah, I'd be fucking sick. Let's get, uh, what's, what's the industrial designer that did the GG1?
Starting point is 00:41:31 Get him to make the, uh, resurrect him from the dead. Need to make the Pennsylvania flag. James, what you talk about? the guy who designed the GG1 Raymond Lorry
Starting point is 00:41:42 Yeah Lory yeah And there was an L in the name Resurrection him from the dead And have him redesign our flag Easy easy easy of course Yeah yeah Maroon is such a fucking awesome color Just thinking now
Starting point is 00:41:58 Just like Pennsylvania Railroad colors If you were to change Pennsylvania's colors On the flag That would also be cool too every state's got blue ever say yeah i the utop flag is terrible hmm now it's a beehive for some reason oh all right hold on let me put up there here i'm pulling up the state flags we got filled some time uh it's better i always confused the colorado flag with the chicago cubs the mormon pioneers flag which
Starting point is 00:42:34 looks like shit yeah arizona's guy co flag too i like arizona I don't have a good flag. Texas is all right. I like Hawaii's. I like Alaska's. How do you feel about Minnesota's new flag? I don't think I've seen it. Let me look.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Do. Oh, yeah. That's right. It is now. Yeah, it's okay. Ohio gets credit for the shape. Yeah. I like South Carolinas.
Starting point is 00:43:05 I do tell. Yeah, that's another good one. them are kind of like it's like that like Nevada sucks Oregon sucks Washington sucks Montana sucks The 1893 flag Arkansas is way too Confederate
Starting point is 00:43:21 Oh yeah Yeah Anyone with the cross Yeah Oh boy three pine trees Did Alabama change your flag Mississippi did I know yeah
Starting point is 00:43:33 Because Alabama's just as the the salt air. It's like the Spanish Salterre. Yes. They adopted it 195 years ago, so no. They haven't changed in a while. 130 years ago. The session convention flag.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Oh, boy. Just give Alabama back to Georgia at this point. Yeah. Here we rest. The 1896 flag. Oh, boy. The Alabama's Daniel flag.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Oh, yeah. Oh, that looks like that looks like shit. Yeah. They have no none of their flags have ever been good. No. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:44:20 The flag of the governor still has the the the rebel flag. Oh, yeah, it has it has on it, it has a seal, a coat of arms. The coat of arms has quartered.
Starting point is 00:44:35 It has the flared Lee of France. It has Spain. So it has quartered and then some quartered
Starting point is 00:44:43 on it, which is like the old flag of Spain, the, um, Castile and Leon flag. And then it has the Confederates
Starting point is 00:44:52 in the bottom right, the British in the bottom left. And then it has like the Washington like coat of arms in the middle. That looks like shit. Thank you, Alabama. Aldemus Defenderre Juranosra.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Audaciously like bravely, we defend our we dare defend our rights oh my god as far as I know because that's Alabama's state motto now yeah that fucking sucks yeah
Starting point is 00:45:18 wow you're all racist and terrible the flag the flag wasn't this the flag of like Ireland at one point the this red the the St. Andrew's cross
Starting point is 00:45:32 I swear like under the under the this was a flag independent now and forever an arch above all oh my God oh my God I I yeah
Starting point is 00:45:47 St. Patrick's flag yeah it's the same flag as the St. Patrick's flag was the it was used I like the North Carolina flag just because it's kind of goofy the North Carolina one
Starting point is 00:46:02 I don't let me pull up yeah it's like a ripoff Texas Puerto Rico's flag is great true Rhode Islands is Rhode Island's one I'm thinking of it with just a hope Yeah
Starting point is 00:46:18 That's a nice positive one The the Wyoming flag is cool With the Buffalo I like that Yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah so the St. Patrick Salterre which was used During like
Starting point is 00:46:31 Ireland under the English was also eventually merged into the blue shirts. So like the early Finnegal flag the blue shirts, if you don't know where the Irish fascist, those who don't know, we're the Irish fascist movement. And
Starting point is 00:46:47 yeah, a lot of them went on to be like Francoists. And that's where Finnegeal comes from. So, yeah. We like to say fuck those guys. Who is the real big shit?
Starting point is 00:47:05 head behind that was that Ian Duffy Owen Duffy? Oh, and Duffy. Yeah, fuck that guy. Oh, no, Duffy, yeah. Oh, no, Duffy. Fuck that guy. Not controversial. Anti-communist dickhead. So, I don't know how we got to that from, from, well, I guess we're talking about flags. So,
Starting point is 00:47:26 so, yeah, there's the, I'm looking at a substack that has the tier, the tier ranking, this guy's substack page has, South Carolina, Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Alaska is the top five. I think you got to put Maryland in your top tier. I think you do. Yeah. Oh, look, and here's an Oklahoma without the name.
Starting point is 00:47:48 How much better it looks? What I look? Oh, it didn't, did it not go through? No, it's not found. It says. All right, hold on. Let me pull. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Can you just link me to this? fucking thing. Here. Wait. Where was it? I just had it. Actually, they had, this was their previous flag.
Starting point is 00:48:16 1925, 1941. Yeah, without the words. That's so much better without the words. I think it's a little busy. I think maybe you stylize it a little more,
Starting point is 00:48:24 the piece pipe and the drum, but I like it. Yeah. Like that fuck so. All right. We read this out to 50 minutes. All right. Yeah, we hit it.
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