Ten Thousand Losses - Advanced Cup Technology

Episode Date: February 5, 2023

Friend of the pod @SrBrocialist joins the boys on an XL edition of 10kL to talk about Faraday caging your nuts, the Eagles, being a fat kid who played offensive line, and more seriously, discuss Dana White being an asshole and how shitty MMA is for its athletes.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

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All right. Thank you. Oh, no, wait no wait no liam you do the intro you started it yeah yeah all right yeah fuck um but just bringing up the script hello and welcome no we already did that announcement uh we'll do a bonus with patrick probably gonna be about ufc which tom and i have to learn sort of on the fly yeah voicemailicemail. Call in 267-371-7218. Please give us your name and pronouns. We have a Patreon. There will be a bonus. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses.

And I will do the fucking thing. I'm going to edit the one at the end. I keep. I'm sorry. It's been a rough like last couple of weeks. I'm sorry. It's a dollar. It's a dollar.

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Yeah. I'm not going to do any other voices because the ones I could do that are podcast will get me offensive. Yeah. We don't have it in the news. I actually fuck it. I want to talk about Tom Brady. Why are you here, dude?

That was the worst Brady performance I've ever seen. And I saw some pretty bad ones on the Patriots. Like I cannot for the life of me understand like I played sports competitively. You played sports competitively. I cannot for the life of me understand

like just fucking go home, man. He's not going to. He's absolutely not going to go out on that. You know, it was, it was like you're in Madden and Madden sucks ass. I think we've talked about that before, but like you're, you're just pressing and you're just throwing whatever. I mean, it was, every ball was inaccurate. Every, like he hit a 30-yard pass that was nice, but it was like –

I was just like – I felt like watching Kobe like circa 2017 when it was like, dude, just hang him up. Yeah. Like this sucks to watch. Just – he's coming in with the most amount of divorced dad energy that anyone has. Yeah. If you say go home, but like he's he's like he's gonna go home to like his

shack and like boca raton or something like that at this point that uh that to to kids that well to put his son on his lap and kiss him which is very odd it's odd he i will as a father i will say he has some credit of a close relationship with his sons. I won't take that any further this week. But I don't think legally you can actually. No. Yeah. No.

That is a lot of Tom. That is a lot of Tom. Oh. Sorry. My thighs are distracted. It's all good. mean you're handsome uh yeah i just i i i'm kind of interested in like what in the brain compels you to be like no i'm gonna keep fucking doing this until i like literally have to be cornered off the field i don't think he

knows anything else i yeah i mean i don't think he does either. I think it's like, okay, but if I'm not doing this, what would I be doing? And that is just like a void to him. Like not, that's not even a bit of thought that can comprehend like the idea of not mean, like, honestly, it's that end of the career. You had your heyday. You don't know much else. I mean, the difference is Brett Favre then fell back to scamming. Scamming welfare. I think that was it. Yeah. Yeah.

Scamming welfare. So maybe keeping Tom in embarrassingly, maybe saving us from some ungodly Tom Brady presidential run. Tom Brady welfare scam? Tom Brady welfare scam, just whatever. Dude, I have always – I read this theory once online that was basically the Patriots absolutely underpaid Tom Brady but violate the salary cap in other ways by letting him open the TB12 store at Foxborough and all that shit. Right. Coming from the Patriots, it's also an interesting organization for Tom because I think he's tried to lean into celebrity later on his career and it's just failed because he has no personality. Right. Um, but what is funny coming from the Patriots coming from my interaction with the

few NFL players that I've known in my life, uh, we've all played for the jets fortunately for me and unfortunately for me at the same exact time, um that so so one of my friends was a kicker for the high school team woodland hills out in pittsburgh that um wrong school where he graduated with gronk uh rontez miles who was special uh was um was a special specialist for the jets um, Steve Preston. And there's one more player from that class that played like a couple of years in the league as well. And every time someone reached out to Gronk, Gronk was always very approachable.

But like the Patriots could not trade game jerseys. They couldn't trade any game day merch or anything else like that. And they just had to get like special releases to trade practice stuff with other players in the league. It was a very locked down organization from that front of things. That's nuts. I mean, that makes sense of the sort of Bill Belichick is this sort of all seeing evil genius. As someone who at least tertiary at this point roots for the New england patriots and did when i uh before i really i i knew corinne uh but i i will say uh on the subject of belichick my absolute fucking favorite conspiracy theory is that belichick knew which brian he was texting

uh during the the dolphin scheme and intentionally did it because it would down an AFC East rival and make him look innocent at the same time. I fully believe Bill Belichick knew what he was doing. There's no reason to not believe that. Yeah, if anything, it's like... He's the puppet master. If Bill Belichick, if anything,

is poignant about communication, I would agree with that conspiracy theory. It's not baseless. There's a motive there. It's also something I feel like entirely in the wheelhouse for Bill Belichick to do. I feel like that explains

the lack of Gronkowski underwear that I've tried to find. I haven't been able to find anything. Oh. That's like a racehorse, man. Yeah, it's the only thing that'll fit me. You've got a flag on your wall.

Salute your shorts. Remember that? Leave Tom and Liam a voicemail. What brand of underwear and size do you think Rob Gronkowski wears? I mean, he's what? 6'6"? 230? What cup size does he wear? Did I tell the cup size story when I was – You did not. I was – when I was a kid, I was – when I was kidding out for baseball, I went to the Models. There was cups. I was like, oh, they come in different sizes.

The woman at the store is just like, you don't need to worry about that, buddy. I was like, god damn. I was 12, man. They don't. They didn't, at least as far as I knew. Yeah. That's, ow, god damn. Like, shit, you got a burn on fucking six sick burn on a seventh grader like jesus did you deserve it it sounds like you deserve it no i was

i was like embarrassed to ask i was like just not sure because that was like me just like double checking right because i was worried it would be too small. As a former fat kid that played O-line growing up. Hey! Probably should have introduced that, should have actually added that into the intro of some of my background. People are going to be like, who is this random guy that's just on the podcast right now? We just collect fat guys who played football.

Or ex-fat guys. Yeah. Ex-fat guys. Yeah. I started playing football at five. Contact. And played straight till I was 18 with only half a year off because I got kicked off the football team my junior year of high school. Came back my senior year though. And my heaviest in high school as an O-lineman, I was like 5'11". I hadn't hit my end of life growth spurt to get me up to a towering 6 foot and some change. But I think I was like topped out at 320, 315.

Okay. We both maxed out the same it it like the thing about with with cups and cup sizes that they don't mention is cup technology sucks in general yeah and if you're a fat guy it like does damage it's basically irrelevant it's basically might as well not wear it like at some point well when no one speak of the hidden, you know, this is the silent. We suffer in silence over cup size. We do. It's really fucked up. You know, where's the MRAs on this?

Let's get them on that. MRAs, once again, I wouldn't give that to them. They don't achieve anything normally. So it's one of those. It's going to be another one of like you've identified the problem and you've come to the worst possible solution. Imaginable. It's, it's the women's fault that we don't have cups that don't chafe my thighs.

Yeah. But it is like true. Like once you hit college, uh, at least for like, Oh, linemen. Um,

I know a lot of them get rid of like the knee pads on their uniforms, like uniforms, unless the team enforces it. And then I know a lot of guys that don't go without cups. There's weird rules with like what pads you can and cannot wear. And I think it even changes by conference sometimes um but now like i know i don't know if they're still doing it but they're still like you don't have to wear a cup and there's no advancement in cup technology um but like you

have to wear those awkward metal braces over your knees as an alignment now because they're afraid you're going to blow your knee out. Oh, you will. You will. You will, definitely. And also that those knee braces, if your knee actually does go, speaking from experience, if your knee does go and you have a metal brace on it, it doesn't help. It just helps push the knee in the way that it's going. Tasty.

Every time you say no advance in cup technology, I just imagine a 3d like wireframe of a rotating cup it's like with advances in cup technology we're able to and it's just like it like goes onto us to a wireframe like a team of dedicated scientists working in a lab they're working on it and it's basically trying to improve the cup yeah there's a 3d outline of a guy and it just like it like rotates and then like lands on top of the crotch area and it like for some and then there's like a fake impact and then it's like with our advanced cup technology testicular torsion is reduced by 20 some way i keep thinking of the uh the tesla truck the tesla truck testing thing where the guy just throws a steel ball at the window now i'm thinking like elon musk is just designing a cup and he has it there

they throw a steel ball on it it deflects the ball but somehow catches on fire. Yeah, we have reactive technology. It mines Bitcoin while you're wearing it. But if you get hit, it starts a fire. The cup, it's lined with lithium because we know lithium is reactive. The reactive technology. Yeah, it's The reactive technology. Yeah. Yeah. It's literally reactive. The ions in this cup absorb oxygen.

It's really good. It's a free environment for your nads. Yeah. I feel like that's. It keeps your balls safe from nitrogen or oxygen. And also increases your testicular temperature, thus serving as effective birth control. But it does block 5G rays.

Yeah. It's a Faraday cage for my nuts. Yeah, guys, you got that COVID vaccine. Get that Faraday cage where your balls. Keep that shit from getting on TikTok. That's all they're getting you. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

We started talking about Tom Brady. That's what we started. Yeah, I was thinking of like, what do we actually think is next for Tom Brady? Advancements in cup technology. advancements in cup technology. The advancements in cup technology. Cup technology. I still honestly think that I thought it was going to be Peyton Manning that did this. I'm not counting Herschel Walker at all in this.

Who is the next professional player that will exit it and then have some really ungodly embarrassing political run um i think tom brady is a type of yeah like emotionless uh like flavorless characterless psychopath that would i mean the things that made him good as a quarterback uh when he you know begrudgingly i have to admit that at this point um but it i like if you saw some weird 2028 desantis brady presidential run hey i'm touchdown tom and i'm here uh to tell you about how how we're going to advance. We're going to make forward progress with my agenda.

Yeah. I hate that. I hate that. Yeah. Vote for us and I'll be a real first down. Woo. Yeah. What's the

party campaign called? QB Sneak? he gets shot and oh there was a joke actually it was funny he gets shot and the headline the next day is roughing the passer the DNC like intelligence program and it's called qb spy thank you yeah i could i could go another like three or four minutes of that i bet you could yeah yeah so tom brady it's funny the bucks dude i and and what's his name? Russell Gage got hurt with a concussion and really makes the Buccaneers wide receiver.

You know, again, how many times do we have to say it? This game is making it harder and harder for us to enjoy as true. Died in the wool of football fans. I don't know. I don't know. But like we're just beating that same drum over and over again. I don't know what the fuck else they're going to do. The league's not going to give a shit until

someone's going to have to die on the field. Yeah. I don't think anything's going to change unless something like that happens. Or a local government like California or something passes some fucking law where they have to act up,

act better, fix the helmets. I don't know. I don't really know what's going to happen. I don't really foresee that happening meaningfully in our lifetimes at this point. The NFL just makes too much fucking money for it to matter. The Starship is more likely

to be ready for Artemis 3 in 2024. That's not going to happen, by the way. If you're aerospace, Starship will not land on the moon. It hasn't even done an orbital test. I know I'm doing my classic random aside. I found out on Wikipedia that there was a big debate in the talk page for Starship because they're putting a list of suborbital test flights.

Now, if I say a suborbital test flight, what do you think? It doesn't go into fucking orbit. It doesn't go into orbit, but does it leave the atmosphere? If I say, yeah, I mean, you would tend to think like, oh, like Mercury had a suborbital the first two Mercury flights. Well, how does it even left the fucking atmosphere?

It's gone like 14 kilometers. Okay, it doesn't count. Sorry. Yeah, so that's an atmospheric test flight. That's not where space starts. Sorry. That's 100 kilometers. It's a suborbital test flight. It's a fucking atmospheric test flight. So they haven't even had one yet.

That thing's not going to be ready. Fuck you, Elon. When Starship fails, well, you have smarter people in W2IP about space. But just let me phone in for 10 minutes and rant about Elon. Sure. All right, back to sports. Yeah. Oh, but the highlight of the game, the Cowboys-Bucks game on Monday Night Football, which you'd think was the only wildcard game,

was the kicker on the Cowboys missing four straight extra point attempts. That's brutal, dude. That it's brutal i was looking this up because i i saw something funny on it they had to like they were running out of kicking balls for him to kick because he like kicked two so wildly they ended up in the crowd um which which which is uh hilarious as a it's just hilarious but also like hilarious as a it's just hilarious but also like terrifying as a fan just to have this ball like barreling into the

football. You can catch it. That's fine. I've caught I fielded the kickoff return not in a game in practice. That would be horrible. Oh, he's dropped it. Oh, he's not very fast. Yeah. He's just laying on top of it.

Yeah. This is mine now. Go away. Look, I have one drill in touching the ball, and that's the fumble drill. You turtle up. You hold on for dear life. You'd be like, who was it?

It was the lineman who, I forget what game it was. The defensive lineman had the 99-yard fumble return and they're giving him oxygen at the end. I did not sign up for this. Yeah. I mean, a couple of colleges have done the tackle around screen play.

College being the main term in that. So Brett Meyer, he missed the four. He got his fifth. Dude, they signed a kicker to the practice squad just in case. Yeah. He had a decent season, apparently. They were saying.

He fucking, he just had the yips. Yeah, the yips, yep. Like, I did in Italy with my Italian this last time. I fucking started just forgetting conjugations. And, like, fuck it. Fuck it. I can't speak Italian anymore. I just feel just forgetting conjugations and like, fuck it. Fuck it. I can't speak Italian anymore. I just feel like a moron. Well, I tried. Yeah, I tried. I tried. That's why I'm learning old English right now.

So that's relevant and useful language. I don't know. Anything else from the Walker weekend? It's I mean, there was some enjoyable football play. Yeah. There was some very bad football play. There was some very bad.

I'm trying to think what game I liked the most. They all blend together. The fucking Jags game, dude. The Jags game. That was a classic, all-time classic. Doug Peterson. Yeah, that was a great game. Philly Legend.

Well, speaking of Philly, the Birds. Birds are in the playoffs. We're going to play the Giants, who we already beat twice. We have Boston Scott, so therefore we are well on our way. He's going to get 400 yards. Yeah, as a Jets fan, I take pleasure in...

We suck. I mean, I don't know what people expect out of that. The pleasure of being a Jets fan is when people say, you guys suck. I'm like, you're right. My only joy I can see now is that the Cowboys have the consistent kicking problem on a regular basis and not us for like once in 20 years. I think we're one of the three teams ever to have drafted a kicker in the first round,

but I think we're the only team to have drafted two consecutive kickers in the first round. Beautiful. That's wonderful. I take pleasure in seeing the Giants lose on a regular basis. Oh, of course.

There's a saying among Jets fans that the Giants fan, I take pleasure in seeing the giants lose on a regular basis. Oh, of course. Yeah. There's a, there's a saying among jets fans that, you know, the giants fan difference between a giant and a jets fan is the giants, like a little bit of locks on their bagels and the jets say, fuck you and your bagel. So if,

if I can see like the, like the, the, the rich assholes in Westchester who actually root for the giants have like hope for a fraction of a second, then it all stripped away from them. That's, that's,

that's, that's good enough for me for postseason. Yeah. Just, just, we need to destroy them. Yeah. We're going to resurrect Frank Gifford and knock him into the ground again.

Absolute annihilation. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm, I'm looking forward to that. I think it's going to resurrect Frank Gifford and knock him into the ground again. Absolute annihilation. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm looking forward to that. I think it's going to be good. The bird's got some rest. Jalen Hurts has been throwing. And, yeah, I think they're a good team.

I think they're capable of doing it. Yeah, they need to close the door, like we've been saying. Yeah. Get that shit. Yeah. Fucking make it unavoidable in the first quarter. Right, exactly. Sorry, I didn't mean to cough straight into the fucking mic. Love mic noise. It's all good. Alright.

Yeah, Roz goes, yeah, have you tried a noise gate? Yeah, I have. I can't control what I'm given. Oh, salty stale. Yeah. I love, I love Roz.

He's a, he's a gentleman. But that episode that I had to edit when he was on, when he was sick. He's sick a lot. Every time that he wasn't speaking, I had to mute it because it was just a cough or a snort. It's all right. What Tom's trying to say is please go to the Patreon and sign up for North Catholic tier so he can afford

a midline Yeti microphone with proper noise gating. Sure. All right. This microphone. Yeah. There's probably a really nice soundboard it's connected to at this point

yeah some asshole gave that to me too at a brewery parking lot like we're doing a dead job beautiful all right uh what do you want to do next you want to do uh flyers you're at the flyers talk about fucking ivan proper of uh yeah yeah hiding behind your religion to be an asshole fucking sucks uh shouldn't be on the team he's fucking terrible anyway the flyers are an embarrassing organization i was at the flyers game last night uh for pride night uh fan base still trash team still trash. Team still trash. Beat them on the ducks.

I'm going back to see the Flyers tomorrow because I'm a fucking moron. They're playing the Blackhawks. I wish nothing but ill upon this team. I truly, genuinely hate this team and its fan base. I almost convinced myself to buy some Flyers merch yesterday at the pro shop. Oh, no. And then realized that I cheer for a good hockey team in the in the broston bruins uh a fan base famously

for not having any problems at all uh absolutely death to the fucking flyers dive and don't bleep that uh we haven't had we haven't had to believe anything in the world yeah uh yeah no he's he's a fucking joke dude he's a fucking joke and if you can't handle wearing a fucking shirt during warm-ups, not even in a game, as a professional athlete, you shouldn't be on the fucking team. Is he Russian Orthodox? Yeah. Yeah. I like that he's fucking trending everywhere.

I only accept the metropolitan patriarchate of Constantinople. Yeah, it does sort of beg the question, why fucking have Pride Night if you're going to just let a dude skip it? Yeah. Yeah. No, just fucking have it. It's the same shit with the Tampa Bay Rays. Fuck that shit. Dude, like we were talking about this before.

You shared it online. The guy's name is Matthew on Twitter. He said that, yeah, the Phillies are a three percenter militia that happens to play baseball as a hobby. And they fucking do it. If Bryce Harper can do it, if the JT Romito, who is actually the most conservative of all of them, can can put up with it. You can put up with it. You can put up with it. You know, come on, dude. Just like, Jesus Christ.

It's part of the thing. And it's the least, it's literally the least you can do. The bare minimum. Yeah. It's just making awareness. Like, Jesus. Like, this is fucking...

I feel like at this point, we, like like I mean, listening week in, week out, we kind of keep saying the same thing of like it literally is the least you can do. Yeah. And it is at a certain point where like almost like it's it's embarrassing that that you've seen this with other players in hockey leagues. Like I don't have a hockey team that I root for. Good. Growing up in the D.C. area. I was a Capitals fan as a kid, but then they dumped everybody for like to bring in like Ovi. Dumped the entire lineup, everybody who who was actually like for a while the capitals

were a community team like they were involved with the community they did a lot of stuff and it was pretty cool i said cool guys like gonchar who played till he was infinitely years old um and still ripped it from like you know almost halfway across the ice and would score 5% of the time off of it. Cool stuff like that. And, and, but when they, you know, watching from a distance and not even a fan, someone finally walked up to Ovechkin and was kind of like, Hey, you have to stop being a dickhead. Like you really have to stop being an asshole to where, but like even like other Russian players that played with him,

like in the Russian leagues, like, because I got to witness great Malkin interviews during his prime usher, which was the only redeeming factor of the Penguins during that time period, of him like basically saying like, oh, you play with Ovi in the league? Yeah, he's kind of a douche.

Like, but someone's got to like, like someone's got to directly like just call him out from the team, from players. And that is something that's infinitely more missing. I feel, I don't know what it is, but it seems missing out of the sports realm. More players calling out their own teammates when they're, cause like, look at the end of the day, like, like if we take a labor view to this, like if you're in a workforce, the expectation you have, especially as someone like an organized labor workforce, is that you don't want management to handle the social issues within the workforce. You want that handled within the workforce and within teammates of being able to expose people to new things and call them out when they're being wrong and handle it. That's not happening at the end of the day.

But someone can come up and say, like, look, dude, suck it up. Put on a jersey with some different colors on it. Go out there and play hockey. Like, it's clearly, you know, it is – it's at this point, like – point like and even saying like this is what this is about this is a bare minimum this organization can do yeah like and they were very proud of their ten thousand dollar donation last night ten thousand dollars you're owned by comcast you print money it's okay yeah and it's also like i don't really want to hear you talk it out of both sides of your mouth with it like i don't really want to hear like yeah we're an inclusive organization but when someone

you know declines to do the bare minimum we're not gonna like punish him we're not gonna speak on it like we're just gonna kind of hope you don't notice and then uh media is gonna gonna listen to douchebags in this fan fan base rally around this fucking asshole even though he sucks at hockey and he's just a miserable prick I would love to have a theological discussion where we examine the parts of Leviticus where

he adheres literally it's on the fucking same page does he eat shellfish does he wear cloth with two different kinds of fiber does he eat cheeseburgers? I mean, what part of fucking Leviticus – like how do you have a covenant with God and then you just like pick and choose? I can tell you that as one of God's chosen people. Yes.

That dude can absolutely eat rocks. Yeah. Hey, King David. I mean, great. Like loved his buddy more than his wife wives um real locker room guy yeah yeah yeah never never betrayed his boys big david real real solid locker room presence this is not the scoring touch he used to but he's the emotional backbone of this organization yeah he's not he's not he's not me, you know, seeing a dark haired, dark eyed woman and be like, yo, what's up, guys?

I don't know those guys who fuck them. What's up? Hey, how's it going? She has pretty brown eyes and pretty brown hair. Yes. That's what I imagine she looked like. I mean, bring the tie, you know, the region.

Anyway. All right. Now we're going to go one by one and label our exact preferences. We're listing our fetishes. No, we're not. We're not saying a fucking thing. This is anti... I got a lot of DMs, I'll tell you that. Please DM Roz.

Redirect all their third straps to Roz. We are an anti-horny podcast. This is Catholic podcast. I've got my dick out right now, actually. Hold on. Let me get my thigh back up for you. All right. Oh, that's a lot of thigh.

That's a lot of thigh. I see a lot of calf on my end, which works. I can work with it. All right. Yeah, fucking don't support the Flyers. The only reason I'm going to these games is because they're free. That explains it. Because I was like, wait, why are you going to the Bruins playing?

I know you did that. They played the fucking Ducks last night, and they play the Hawks tomorrow. I'm watching F to your hockey. Dude, you might as well be going out to Lehigh Valley, watching the Phantoms. Yeah. At least at Lehigh Valley. They still do the things in minor leagues where they basically have guys on teams to start fights? Enforcers?

Yeah. Yeah, great. And you'll probably have a cheaper meal and you'll probably have some sort of cool thing to take away. You'll get some cool goodie bag. You mentioned the Ducks and I'm just thinking I was in Anaheim

with my partner for our anniversary. We did the Disneyland thing. And the one thing I noticed is that all Anaheim Ducks fans don't actually wear jerseys from the players. They wear the jerseys from the Mighty Ducks. Oh, no. Are you serious?

Jesus Christ. I was like double checking. I was like, wait, is there actually like – wait, is there actually a player on the Ducks that has the same name and number as as the freaking goalie from the ducks and i was like no and then i was like but i thought i was like maybe it's because i'm in anaheim and it's disneyland and some mighty ducks but then i was like at the airport like coming out of uh coming out of uh LAX, Ontario. And I was like, no, I still see it.

And then I was in a Wawa up the road and saw a kid walk in with a Mighty Ducks jersey. And I was like, so. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. There's a Wawa in California? No, I was back at home. Oh, back at home. All right, gotcha. This is up in Upper Bucks County over here.

God's country. Such that it is. Yeah. It's God's country. It happens to be the same God that Russian player prays to on a regular basis, though, unfortunately. Yeah, the same God that the Penridge School Board and the Central Bucks scoreboard somehow happened to have a direct line to. Good for them, man.

You want to move on to – well, I'm just going to point out the Bruins are the best team in hockey right now. They got the band back together. Very lovable team. Scoring at an absolutely insane pace. Tom eats shit. That's weird how the notes say, specifically Tom eats shit. Very lovable team, scoring at an absolutely insane pace. Tommy Chit. That's weird how the notes say, specifically Tommy Chit. I've literally taken a shit looking at the roof of the TD Garden. Yeah, well, I look forward to next Dropkick Murphy's album.

Yeah. The famous Boston hardcore band. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Embiid is on a run. I did want to touch on that. He's averaging like 40 over the last five games, I think. Today's Inquirer

had a piece on him where the statistical, his stats at this point, there's like only three other guys who have achieved this level of stats by his time and like two one of them was uh will chamberlain yeah um i forgot the other two were but they were also like greats um yeah he's on a fucking run dude he's averaging uh 9.9 free throws a game like he's uh i mean obviously the the sort of concern is that they need everyone to be healthy for the playoffs.

And this team loves to be injured. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's playing amazingly. It's sort of mundane to us now, but he's fucking, he's amazing. He had 26 points at halftime. Like, the dude's really good at fucking basketball. Yeah, he's really, really good.

And we say this every time he didn't pick up a basketball until he was like, what, 14? Yeah. And I got to shout out to the snack, Tyrese, who benched himself for the team.

Dude, what a nice, like, obviously he's going to get the same minutes, but he's like, no, no, no, we do that. It'll work out better. Like a team player. Dude, I love Tyrese so much.

He's such a cool dude. And he is definitely another future just, he's going to be a star here too. Yeah. He's a star now, I think, honestly. Yeah. I mean, if you want to say it now, yeah, sure. Well, that's right. We got to be sports radio and make a take and then, I think, honestly. Yeah, I mean, if you want to say it now, yeah, sure. Well, that's right.

We've got to be Sports Radio and make a take, and then, you know, do your heels in. But, yeah, no, he's kicked some ass. My take on all this is I started to be a 76ers fan last year, but I'm notoriously bad at consistently watching team sports on a regular basis. I catch the headlines. Just chatting

with a co-worker who is in the basketball at the NCAA and the professional level that I started with saying, I was like, I don't know, there's a joy in watching Ben Simmons just eat shit all year. And he's like, well, he's a defensive in watching Ben Simmons just eat shit all year. And he's like, well, he's a defensive player. And then he's like, well, they also did just bring in another center

that is actually clearly like bounds better than Ben Simmons at this point over the Nets. So he's definitely going to get benched, if not now, then like very soon. And then I was like, oh, yeah, i was like and i was like oh yeah i was like in like for the six it was like the process is bullshit like right we happen to get in bead out of it and that's great but like that's the only guy and he was pulling up and he was like he's like wait this season he's like he's like averaged over 35 points a game at this point. Yeah. He's like, I wasn't even aware that like he was on the streak. And I was like, yeah, you got robbed of MVP.

And like, he's absolutely still coming in and playing hot this entire year. But it is kind of, it's weird watching basketball and trying to catch news about basketball because there's a very like selectiveness about what i think sports folks cover in basketball and who they cover on a regular basis because you'll hear like clippets of like what indeed's doing but like it's part of full coverage right now like it's just not like a lot of names of people that are doing things just not out there right now um in like what people are actually contributing and what's going on. It's just, there's still like a very regional focus of like certain very specific teams in the league at this point.

It's kind of frustrating watching as a fan who is bad at watching games on a regular basis. Well, you know, Philly just, even though it's like the fifth biggest market In the United States It's just that unless you're following like the Inquirer or you know Like if you get the athletics like you know Look at who their beat rate is for the Sixers

It's not You're not getting a lot of I mean Embiid's been snubbed multiple times Like it's just a fucking insult Yeah Alright So let's see Nubbed multiple times. It's just a fucking insult. Yeah. All right. So, let's see.

Bring back the slides. All right. All right. So, should we talk about the shitty thing? Yeah, let's do it. Wow, that was really Marvel to me. Really Marvel. Oh, my God.

Should we talk about the thing? The thing? Stop it. Do you want me to kick off the thing? Yeah. Yes. I think you all mentioned it. You all mentioned it a lot. Let's say, sorry.

Yeah. So we should probably set the scene. I know that both of you guys are more knowledgeable. My real only connection to MMA is Eddie Alvarez and me getting mad at north catholic grads who were rooting for fucking the irish fuck um what's his name conor mcgregor yeah over him and i'm like dude fucking eddie alvarez is your fucking like he's a fellow falcon how could you root for conor mcgregor the same reason they all fucking root for notre dame even though they've never been there it's like come on dude yeah fucking asshole all right anyway so uh this is mma related uh liam what's the what's the the the basics before we we uh dive in uh shit so

data white uh who owns ufc and as far as I'm aware is basically the sole owner and proprietor of UFC I know there are other businesses with minor investments but he basically I don't believe there's a board of directors or anything he controls basically all of it got in a fight with his wife on New Year's Eve

I believe in Cabo and there's video of him like them fighting basically and he on New Year's Eve, I believe, in Cabo. And there's video of him, like, them fighting, basically. I have not watched the video on principle. Understandable. Gives her a good hit as far as I...

And there's been no repercussions. So that's sort of where we are are UFC fighters don't have a union, don't have insurance plans, don't have retirement so on and so forth it's just Dana White basically exacting

all this control as far as I'm aware yeah that was it's so the UFC as a whole and I'll kind of go over this high level because I was looking at some things today so the UFC as a whole and, um, and I'll like, I'll kind of go over this high level.

Cause I was looking at some things today. There's a lot of other things going on right now with the UFC. Um, the one, like, I think it's always important to like, as a, like Dana White,

not only being the sole owner of it. Um, and of course, even though I've like, I wrestled through college, I trained MMA, uh, actually before I started wrestling, I trained jujitsu understatement at like actually addressing issues of abuse within their community. And so, I mean, there are like quite a few standout cases. But from like from like dana's perspective in being put as this figure of authority for things at so what two things at this point like the fact that like on tape publicly like hit his wife in public on tape the fact that there is not any repercussion, clear repercussion,

he's going on like business as usual. And there's no, there's no fill in, there's no step up or anything else like that. It's like, it's, it's insane as an organization because from a fighter perspective, how you are treated is very much dependent on your contract. Um, the good example that's also going on right now is there's a very public spat between, uh, Dana White and Francis Ngannou, who is a UFC heavyweight.

Um, and so, um, Francis Ngannou isn't leaving UFC. I let him walk away from the UFC at this point. Sure. The reason why Dana and Francis or Ngannou isn't leaving UFC. Let him walk away from the UFC at this point. The reason why Dana and Francis

or Ngannou have never had a good relationship was specifically because when Francis first came into the UFC, he was brought in as this all-star fighter. We bring back the heavyweight division, which has always been

a money-making fighter. We bring back the heavyweight division, which has always been like a, a money-making division, like with a lot of, you know, it brings a lot of attention to it. Brock Lesnar's, you know, like Frank Mir, even as a,

even like, even though he wasn't a very well-known name at the time, brought in a lot of people. It's, you know, Randy Couture, Chuck Liddell, all these guys come out of heavyweight guys right yeah and even now they're still bringing back like uh like john jones is

fighting again jesus um that suits replacing the inguinal fight john jones john jones has been popped multiple times with um i mean with with performance enhancing drugs which is one subject with the ufc i think is uh in it's the stupidest conversation in the ufc going on right now because on one hand you have these fighters which you know which if we go into this on a bonus episode about deep into the UFC, the structure of how they have fighters, there's no middle class of fighters. You are forced to keep having to re-up your contract, have long-term contracts, and you only get paid when you fight. It's not like you have a contract and you get a salary.

You only get paid if you fight. Are these exclusive contracts too? Can you like, is it like the only promotion you can fight for or? It's exclusive. Yeah, they're exclusive. It's super exclusive now as well. And it's super exclusive now because they've replaced all of the fricking sponsorships that you can get as a fighter with the ungodly ugly rebot kits that they have um they're horrible and they don't make any money for the fighters you don't have a middle class of fighter if you're a fighter you can't fall back and train for like a year or six months

or something like that like get back into it yeah you are getting combat sport you can't recover um so what ends up happening is like one one hard strike one hard hit and your career is done in the ufc um the example is always like ronda rousey ronda rousey caught that kick from holly holm and fell apart her whole career in the ufc fell apart she had to go being an actress and WWE superstar, which worked out in her favor because she's a personality, but that is not true for every fighter, especially

if you're not an English-speaking fighter. Isn't that a fucking shame that WWE is the more equitable and better workplace? Which is horrible to say in and of itself, but it's also hilarious for wwe is like as getting pointed out recently the actual athletes and and and talent that come out of wwe are all in all sometimes better people than what comes out of mma my example is like Chris Jericho who now wrestles for like

AT. Yeah. It's like we'll go to bat in the comments of social media to tell people stop being transphobic because he is like all for trans. He's for trans rights. Yeah. And he has friends

that are trans and stuff like that. Who's the guy who's the big? Is that the AEW's big guy? I know there was a guy in WWE who jumped over and he's consistently left. There are a lot of guys at this point. You have Chris Jericho.

You have a lot of older talent than whenever the AEW because they have better contracts, they have a better schedule than WWE does, which forced WWE to change. I'm thinking of Daniel Bryan, Daniel Bryan. He's pretty liberal,

but pretty left for a public figure. Yeah. It kind of brings up a good example of, and this isn't like, this is without a union, which the UFC has no union. There's no fighters union.

No. So there's no – so Brant Fansen-Gannu, he had to negotiate his first contract on his own. As a non-English speaking like French-African fighter had to negotiate his first contract directly with the UFC. So he got probably four or five million, right? Like a baseball player, international free agent? Yes.

Or way less? It was probably way less. I don't know the exact number. The contract's not good for UFC fighters at this point. And the expectation, the force that the UFCc wants to if you're a big talent is they want to sign you on for long long-term time talents because the it to quote to quote france uh and got it directly um he was interviewing with um area huani who's a former commentator of the UFC, who now hosts more.

And he's kind of the anti-Dana guy that's out there in the media. He said, like, the value of the UFC is the value of the long-term contracts they have on board and the fighters they have locked into their promotion right right and there there is no real competitor um at this point for people to go to so you are forced to deal with dana you're forced to deal with his matchmakers um you're forced to deal with his contracts and they're driving and driving collectively with each fighter individually to say you are locked into long-term contracts.

If you speak out and you're under contract, if you are against it, if you want to sign short contract deals, we either won't sign you or hold you in your contract to attend. We won't sign you or hold you in your contract to a fence. We won't give you fights.

You cannot make money as an asset. Or is this the fucking reserve clause? Like, Jesus Christ, it's like fucking baseball before, what is it, Floyd versus Kuhn. Like, so I guess I want to tie, I do want to save like the sort of more analysis kind of thing for the bonus. But in terms of Dana White and sort of who this like piece of shit is, I did look up that he's a 9% owner. So he actually isn't, but he's like the face.

He's been the president for a long time. So there is like capital behind him. So Dana – well, so Dana – and we can get into the bonus, but kind of say like who Dana White is. There's a lot of lore that I think is – I personally think is about 50%, 60% bullshit behind Dana White at any given moment. Yeah. I think he's a big bullshitter. One, I also think recently, like, that he's recently started doing tons of steroids, but has gotten the least amount of gains of any human being. Like, that much HGH.

Oh, man. Anxious non-responder. Like, you take two examples of, well, even as a non-responder. You take two examples of – well, even as a non-responder. You take two examples of billionaires that just started doing rapids and now it's HGH, okay? Take Dana White, who basically just got a puffy chest and a bigger head. And then you take Jeff Bezos. Yeah. I look at Jeff and I'm like, I don't like the guy.

But like – It's got good music. I look at Jeff and I'm like, I don't like the guy. No. But like, hey, he has funneled divorced rich guy energy into something productive and impressive at this point where he is absolutely built like a shit brick house. Whereas Dana White is like, the only thing you get is Palumbo gut. You know? He looks like the drunk barrel chested guy at the bar that only bench presses. Like, it's. Oh, so half the guys in my gym. He is that guy though. barrel-chested guy at the bar that only bench presses. Like it's. Oh, so half the guys in my gym.

He is that guy though. So he started out owning a karate studio in Boston. The story goes that he fled Boston to avoid payments from Whitey Bulger. Oh, of course. Of course. Okay. In the eights which okay all right yeah sure um it's i mean uh it's it's well it's like listening to guys who say yeah my family fled communism in the soviet union in like 1992 it's like, okay, way beyond the prime in your karate studio. My family fled Gorbachev's

glass nose. Yeah. We did not think Pizza Hut was very good, so we came here in seeking source. We wanted Domino's. Domino's is much more capitalist

and better choice for modern Soviet Union. Do I have to believe that? We don't give a shit if I do Russian, bad Russian, right? No, that's fine. Yeah, my personal opinion, though, is Domino's pizza is the official pizza of the working class, so... Hey, Papa John's, I'll tell you that.

Domino's has never done me wrong. Well, I can't also say that. Domino's has never done me wrong. Well, I can't also say that. Modern Domino's, since they redid all their recipes, is a completely serviceable pizza. Yeah, that's fine. Anyways, but here is the weird part where there is some grain of truth to it is, and I'm bad with name up top of my head and, and I'll remember it right after this call. After he fled Boston, he started the UFC with two business partners,

two brothers that were Italian mob connected, like, like made men actually like head, like towards heads of families, types of guys. Yeah. So there's like one of um actually like head like towards heads of families types of guys yeah so there's like one of those things like okay you fled boston to avoid payment to whitey bulger yeah but like but like oh now you're just connected to these other random opposing yeah like italian with the italian wasn't wasn't one of the Gracie brothers involved? I know there's like 80 Gracie brothers. Yeah.

Wasn't one of them involved in this too? Is this pre-UFC? I think if we go into deeper on the bonus, I would love to run down on the Gracie's.

Yeah. Yeah. We could do that then. Yeah. If anybody wants a primer, definitely go on YouTube and watch Felix Biederman's documentary fighting in the age of loneliness. Um, like I,

I think I, I, when I texted you, Tom randomly, cause I listened to your episode and you mentioned Dana White. And I was like, and I was like, if you need someone to talk shit about Dana White,

I will happily do this. But there's like four left of center guys that are MMA heads. It's like me, Felix Biederman, and the guys from the Morning Combat podcast. And the rest of them are the worst three percenter assholes. Listen to Five Finger Death Punch fans that you'll ever get. By the way, you're now three degrees from Felix Biederman. Three degrees. Yeah, because you got here.

That's one. We podcast with Alice, and then she's podcasting with Felix. So you got three. So you're getting closer with each one. Good. Yeah. It's great. I'm getting closer to the fan.

We're all getting closer to the Chapo money at this point. Yeah, that's right. But anyways, on Dana though, him coming up to the UFC, there was definitely some shifty and shadiness that was funded and things like that coming from these big backers, that was like very shady money. The problem was though, they were probably the most legit because their main competitor at the time who they ended up buying, which is Pride Fighting Champion out of Japan, was directly Japanese mafia Yakuza funded. Oh, wow. Dude, it's just sick, cool, good people everywhere. It was – I mean like Pride is hilarious because if you want to see like – for MMA heads, if you hear like older fighters, like man, when he was back in Pride,

like he was so much different a fighter because these guys were when I say juice to the gills, anyone with the last name Silva, except for Anderson, at Pride was probably 25 pounds heavier than they were in the UFC

under USADA. If you've ever seen Japanese combat sports, it's fucking amped up, dude. see under USADA. If you've ever seen Japanese combat sports, like, they do, like, it's fucking amped up, dude. They, they, they're trying to beat Goku in real life. Like, like, Japanese wrestling, too, like,

holy shit, that, that, that fucked, like, I think it was, was it Mankind who went out to Japan for a while and was getting involved in the actual, because the actual, like, shit where you, like you throw a guy into a bed of tacks and it's not playing. They're actually getting fucking hurt.

They started the hardcore wrestling scene. But it's but it kind of comes back to Dana was his entire enterprise was funded on making sure that he'd get these fighters from Pride over these big names that made their names in other markets, bring them into his organization, lock them into the organization, have no competitors.

But like very clearly. Now, there was like a golden age, I think, of the UFC, which financially people would say is now. I think competitively was – how old am I? 33. You and Jesus Christ. Yeah. 15 years ago, I would say probably the golden age of the UFC. I mean, if you had to ask a random person, I think it's like when Kimbo Slice was around. Yeah. It was before that because that was even ultimate fighter age.

Yeah. around yeah yeah it was before that because that was even ultimate fighter age yeah maybe but like okay think about this way when kimbo slices on ultimate fighter he was on it with brendan shawb and brendan shawb was a podcasting dickhead and not funny comedian right yes yes and so like uh it's but even that was like later like pulling talent talent. Like, all right, Kendo Slice. He has a very, you know, troubled man for sure. Amazing story. Yeah. Amazing story.

Was homeless. Was a D1 athlete. Like ended up on the streets. Taking advantage of Texas's mutual combat laws, I believe, where you can legitimately- Texas and Florida. Yeah, you can legitimately engage in a street fight as long as no bystanders are involved. It is mutual combat. You can still fucking duel in these states.

It's fucking wild. It's the one thing they have on us. My last trip to Dallas, I should have taken advantage of that in a couple of cases. That ties in – Liam, that ties into the last episode where we were talking about you being the North – born for North Florida. Yeah, that's me, man. Mutual combat. I think – is Elon Musk in his state right now? Bring him to me. Bring him to me.

To put a cap on it though, and i think we'll definitely definitely go into this on a bonus it's what ended up happening is there was a period in the ufc where you had a middle class of fighters you had under you had uh you had non-ufc owned supporting leagues and organizations king of the cage was another big one um i've known a few guys i'll tell you a story behind the paywall because i uh the paywall the one dollar paywall um because there was a guy i wrestled against in college that ended up on a ufc fight card and got knocked out and thought that was the end of it and it wasn't uh well i will say famously uh the the my my infamous family member who got the shit kicked out of him for calling

the Uber driver the n-word he tried a UFC fight and got fucking knocked out in the first round there's a lot of these like would be tough guys I mean like and then like bringing that back to like Dana White like would be tough guy like cool dude cool hitting your wife real cool dude like

fucking amazing but and this has kind of come all through we all come to a head where he has like worked like when fighters had a middle class he they used to be able to have whatever sponsors they wanted to walk out it was a little ridiculous i mean the condom depot.com was like one of the biggest sponsors oh yeah um. Um, which, Hey, that's, I, I will,

I will stand by that, uh, that a good, that a contraception based, uh, organization publicly, you know, being able to publicly market their product at affordable rates delivered to your house.

Um, I don't think they're still around. So if, if, you know, I don't think we could get us, you guys can get a sponsorship from anything like that at this point. But the,

you used to be able to walk out and with, with these like tags on your clothes and get paid as a sponsored athlete. You have a middle class of fighters. And then as, as Dana White kind of started to, to expand, he eliminated all these sponsors, went to the Reebok kits. And when he brought in – and then brought in female fighters, became the only league that had female fighters at that point for mixed martial arts fully.

And so he became the – they are the monopoly at this point. There's a court case going on right now. We actually just, there's a second part of it being led. That's trying to call them out on this behavior, but it, you know, Dana White ongoing acting like nothing is wrong. And,

you know, the fake tough guy smacks around his wife and like, and it was still just, just wants to go around swinging, whatever, you know swinging whatever he's got between his legs. I'm not making any small dick jokes right now, but he's got energy. We shame the energy, not the actual size. Yes, that's right. We're preaching to choir. It's right. Yeah. It's, you know, we're preaching to choir.

It's cowardly bullshit. I mean, hopefully for our listeners, it's, you know, we have a very diverse listener base compared to your average sports podcast. So I think, you know, hopefully it's good to hear some dudes saying, fuck this bullshit um i i'll cap this off with for people interested in mixed martial arts there are good gyms out there if you want to train it and it is uh for for good mixed martial arts gyms that teach like non-competitive mma like competitive bjj i personally think is bullshit but like if you're interested in that, there are gyms and people that are out there that want to contribute good to the sport. It does have a rich, it does have a upcoming tradition. It doesn't have a rich tradition of this at all, but it has an upcoming movement to try

to get it to more, to more people out there. And there are good gyms and good people out there for you to go to but just be aware of what you're walking into because i'll say that dana white and his attitudes that he rotates are clearly oh yeah not like there he's not an exception no no to the people that this sport brings in he's very much an embodiment of a lot of the people that are involved in it at this point and it's a shame because it's like um well i patrick you and i both come from uh a background where we uh believe people should be able to defend themselves and that kind of stuff and it's be nice yeah well uh um go on yes we should be able to defend ourselves

yes I also believe that by a gun but you were in that organization with us oh no I was not in that organization with you and you know what Liam you have less psychic damage because of it and it's your fault again I will say this

a thousand times it is your fault your fucking van is the reason that I did not become friends with you or Roz earlier. So that goddamn van. Don't buy a van for $3,600 is my advice. But maybe, maybe if you still had it, you could have given it to Roz and he could have went to Costco and bought 20 pounds of chicken and a chest freezer and put it in. And that he doesn't have to worry about riding his bicycle up the hill to the Acme and getting, getting chicken for his, his rowing gains. All right.

Is Roz on the, the, the Philly fitness diet of eating rotisserie chicken a day at this point? No, he's on the Polish fitness diet of eating kielbasa and rice. I'm going to get yelled at if I do this. You used to make that for me. The Polish poor people's food. I'm legitimately thinking of stopping at Costco and buying a case of Fairlife for him.

I'm thinking about it. I don't care. Dude, you could use it. I don't know how he's going to put it on the bike. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, dude, you could use it. I don't know how he's going to put it on the bike. I don't know. Whatever. Give it to your house. All right.

Oh, excuse me. All right. Let's see. I know that you are recording in a couple minutes. Yes, sir. So this is what I say. There's definitely a lot of fertile ground for the bonus that we'll record at some point in the week or two. Are you

eating right now? No. Tell the truth. No. I'm opening my food, but I'm not eating. You sound like you have something in your mouth. I don't. Okay. I had a bit of burger in the last few minutes. All right.

I think what we'll do is that we'll make next episode. I'll wait. I feel like I'm teaching right now. I think, I think we'll, we'll can the, the DMS of voice. There's no way we're already at our eight.

We'll, we'll save that at hour eight. We'll save that for next week. We'll do a mailbag episode. And especially if the birds lose. Or it's sad. I think we'll leave it there. You cool with that? Yeah, it totally works.

I'm glad you raised your hand. I didn't mean to do that I meant to argue with myself Patrick's keeping it stacked for us alright bad memories alright so yeah if you have called in or left us a message we haven't gotten to yet we'll get to you don't worry we will get to it

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I guess you can follow me on Twitter. A bad version of Senior Brocialist. So, at SR Brocialist. Yes. You can figure out how to spell that. If you find me on other media, no, you didn't. So I don't want any random LinkedIn requests. I'm trying to grow my network, Patrick.

Unless it's for a reference from someone that someone, I don't know, reach out to me on LinkedIn. I don't know. Reach out to me on LinkedIn. I don't check it, but follow me on Twitter. Mainly shit posting. Reach out to me on LinkedIn. You're part of the, you're part of the Swoletariat on there.

So, yeah. Um, yeah, I'm a, I'm a, I wouldn't say upstanding. I'd say outstanding member of the Swoletariat.

Um, Hey, I don't think, Hey, we had Greg Knuckles respond to us once. Hey, I'm going to be me a couple times. Greg, come on the podcast.

That would be... I would... You could come back on, Patrick. And then, Liam, you could eat all the burgers you want. Yeah. I'm eating soup. You're eating soup. Yeah. You could eat kielbasa, pierogies.

Oh, you're not buying the pierogies anymore. No, not even location undisclosed. Yeah, yeah. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. The bonus episodes. It's coming. Shut up. It's coming.

Like, God damn it, dude. Like, look, I have a full-time job. So does Liam. Like, I don't have an editor. And I'm not. You're the editor. Yeah, I i am the editor and i'm not going to be like hey do you want to be an intern to edit for free because i'm not going to pay you shit because i don't have any we don't have the money to pay for that um a thousand dollar if you would get a thousand dollars a month we'll hire an editor how about that there you go all right uh other podcasts uh you've got well there's your problem

the latest episode of which was incredibly frightening and has me scared to ever do anything related to radiation because there is nothing scarier than a medical thing that's meant to heal you

that ends up giving you acute radiation poisoning yeah don't get acute radiation poisoning is my advice. Contrary to comic books, radiation does not give you superpowers. It's just the opposite. If you see Cherenkov radiation, if you see that is light that is making

a sonic boom, please but it's light. Please run. Yeah. Hopefully the vacuum is not picking up because my wife's vacuuming. Listen to that podcast. Listen to Trash Future. Listen to

Lions Led by Lambs. Listen to Kill James Bond. Listen to Tipping Pitches. Oh, the Tipping Pitches one is coming on soon. Listen to what else? What else we got? I missed something. Hellboy? Yeah, I had burger in my mouth.

Are you referring to Burger Podcast? I have to record a fucking four-hour episode, bro. A four-hour episode. What's it going to be on? The F-104 Starfighter. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Alright, bye everybody.

Alright, bye. Thanks, Patrick. Bye. No one likes us. No one likes us. No one likes us. We don't care. We're propelling, fucking failing. No one likes us. We don't care.