Ten Thousand Losses - Airing of Grievances

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

In an absolutely deranged episode, Tom & Liam take aim at being snubbed by the Philadelphia Inquirer on their Philadelphia Podcast recommendations - apparently shit with names like Eagles Soar and Hockey Hunt or Well There's Your Problem deserve recognition. The Lads also cover the more serious issue of Matt Araiza being a piece of shit. Also one of our callers might be dead or in Chester County Jail.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

CTE! CTE! CTE! Accused of punching a police horse. CTE! CTE! CTE! Those negative fans. Make himself vomit. Go Bears! Go Bears! you gotta think the fanatic's gonna go down to her and give her a bunch of hot dogs or the snowball starting to come they'll boo us but they won't let anybody else boo us well it's it's it's just the boys now we can We can say all the gross things we want.

Real fucking stupid. Yeah. I don't know when the bonus will be out. We have a bonus out, hopefully, with Aubrey Nagel. I think it's called Reframe Philly. I've got to go to Twitter to find it. I just closed it. I'm Resolve Philly.

Resolve Philly. Yeah, it's terrific uh there's no dick jokes in there it was very good serious episode with no dick jokes which yeah and and it'll make you smarter list of the episode it made us smarter made us or just done with a sack of rocks dude or we just use all possible brain energy on that um i have first week of school brain so um and then uh as i was telling you um i failed like a set of of overhead press which made me sad because it was not a lot of weight um so yeah uh although uh sorry I was eating what appeared to be taquitos oh taquitos

I don't know what these are the protein farts those are fun this podcast I brought to you in smell-o-vision delicious and nutritious I want taquitos so bad right now they're not very good one of these days I gotta make my taquitos so bad right now They're not very good One of these days

I gotta make my taquitos for you Because I make a really fucking mean one I slow cook the chicken With like adobo And the canned chipotle peppers The smoked ones And then I roll them up in tortilla

And I get them a little crispy. I don't deep fry them or anything. I bake them with enchilada sauce I make. It takes a lot of time so I don't make them very often. It's like fighting over the last place. That does sound fucking delicious.

Yeah. Shouts out to Taquitos. You're a great snack. Thank whomever invented them for doing that. Shouts out to Taquitos. You're a great snack. And thank whomever invented them for doing that. So, this is a podcast.

Yeah. We are the only Sixers podcast that exists. Oh, yeah. Oh, I forgot. Oh, yeah. At least you got a shout out on that as you're making yes noise what are you is that i'm drinking gatorade i'm drinking gatorade is it the squeezy is it the squeezy one with the cap no it's a 12 ounce bottle i got at costco it sounded it sounded like either ketchup or or the the best part of every podcast I'm on is all the gross noises.

Yeah. There was one time I was editing one, and I'm like, I'm like, Liam, we're like, come on, man. You guys got to do that off the air. I think you were just eating something. That's what it was. But it was like, oh, man. I just licked my mic. That's fucking gross. Oh. Tastes like metal. I don'ticked my mic.

That's fucking gross. Oh, it tastes like metal. I don't know, dude. I didn't think I'd get that close. Yeah. So we were insulted as a podcast by the people at the Inquirer. There are so many hashtag Philly hashtag podcasts to go through. But check out these podcasts suggested

to us by readers online. So actually, this is your fault, readers. It's your fault. Oh, okay. Let's go through this. We're going to start beefs. You ready to start some beefs, Liam? If I had to fucking hear about the rights to Ricky Sanchez podcast one more goddamn time. Those process fucks. Dude, I fucking hate

that podcast. I honest to God do. They were just so fucking smug about it, too. And where did it get us? Another second round fucking exit. The process, wait. No, it fucking didn't. Spike Eskin, Philly guy, moves to New York. Explain that.

Explain that. How are you a Philly sports fan when you've been spotted in Nick's gear? Huh? Oh, that's gross, dude. Skateboard your way over to my house, Spike. I weigh twice as much as you. Yeah, I mean, you just

wanted to be a Brooklyn podcaster so fucking bad, and you happened to hitch your wagon to this exorcist. He's probably fine. He does charity. Oh, fuck Spike. Ask him up, dude. That's right. Very specific. We're doing it. We're doing it. Alright. Bell and the Birdman

is the Eagles' podcast for the people. For the people, are they socialists like we are? That's the first question. If you're not a socialist, you're not for the people. They cover Philly football team and crack jokes along the way. To the way. Yeah, and our jokes are funnier.

I've never listened to them. They might be fine. I don't know. I want to p*** like asking his smug face so f***ing bad. Barrett vs. Blaze is hosted by a long time Philadelphia Eagle fan. Shut up. Break the bread with a Cowboys fan. Don't do that.

Yeah, f*** this s***. I'm not going to say anything about absolutely hammered because they did credit us for them using our logo uh what the rest of these just say like birds birds with friends inside the birds the city pigeons podcast the fuck I'm whatever

eagle eye Sixers beat birds 365 snow the goalie working the beat I've been working the beat I'll tell you that well I goalie, working the beat. I've been working the beat. I'll tell you that. Oh, I'll show you working the beat. Yeah, working that beat nine to five. Actually, I don't because that would get me arrested. Labor, John.

All right, they're probably fine, maybe. I just realized that Howard Eskin is Jewish, so now I'm going to double down on the headaches by Eskin. Yeah, I can do it don't worry what's um what's uh yeah yeah so some of these are probably sure are fine although fuck him fuck spike eskin um i mean not every podcast on there spike eskin you do know that right fuck all of them i i specifically hate spike eskin though so um what's this one well there's your problem the fuck are these idiots that's a good covers I specifically hate Spidey Casket, though. What's this one? Well, there's your problem.

The fuck are these idiots? That's a good one. Covers the technological pitfalls of engineering and systematic failures with hosts in Philly and across the pond in Scotland. Aw, isn't that nice? That is nice. Oh, yeah, I like that we're under informative. I mean, you do learn some things you learn never in Italy you

I feel bad for someone who looks through these and it's like oh I can't wait to learn about engineering disasters and then just hear dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks oh man dude I wish that the episode that I was you that you were also there

just just for that that would have been so good i do want to say uh something that's very funny is um they who's fucking calling me from johnstown pennsylvania It's a night of the John Stahom flood. I'm alone. What's that? It's the wrong song. What is, what's the lyrics to that? Uh,

highway patrolman, right? Nothing feels better than blood on blood. That's a lyric. Yeah. Let's look, let's, let's,

let's look at some boss songs here supposedly it was john calling from the pennsylvania narcotics officers association oh okay i don't don't know i i am opposed to everything you do is that

the scam where they try to get you to donate to like association probably i don't know don't fucking actually apparently this is a scam yeah they try to get you to donate to their association? Probably. I don't know. Actually, apparently it is a scam. Yeah, they used to get my grandma. I was about to start singing Highway Patrolman. Also, why would you be calling me from an 814 number? Instead of a 717 number. I want i uh i uh i want to get your your your because you

weren't listening that the audience was i almost never do uh that's what's you know and me and frankie laughing and drinking nothing feels better than blood on blood what does that mean blood on blood uh is he is he are they touching dicks him and his brother uh maybe yeah well we've all touched waiters right we've all been friends um we're all god's children in the dark tom yeah uh taking turns dancing with maria yeah i know what that means lee thomas died who lee Thomas, Philly's GM. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did see that earlier.

Yeah, yeah. Honestly, honestly, a shame. But. Yeah, all right. Let's get into it now that we've threatened every other podcast. Did we we've read some lyrics? We should publish the guitar tabs, just to cover our basis of copyright. Jesus fucking Christ.

Hello, welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia podcast that exists. Suck my dick, Spike Eskin. Eight minutes. Hell in a cell. Yeah, I could fuck Spike Eskin. How tall is Spike Eskin get hyped we're starting a rivalry

i i dude i mean not to belittle my own people but you know where i'm going with this oh no not the most physical we get we get We get by on our intellects, not brute physical violence. I, however, get away on brute physical violence, certainly not intellect. They're barren, you didn't, or whatever the, from, uh... From the Midlands bastards?

Yeah. Um... Well, I support you in whatever, uh, anti-Semitism you're going to commit. As a real mensch, I have to. It's not anti-Semitism if I'm doing it. It's just maintaining order. Jesus Christ, this is 10 minutes already.

This is going to be... Jesus Christ, this is 10 minutes already. This is going to be un-listenable. Yeah. What is a podcast if it doesn't have beef seemingly for no reason with other podcasts? Anyway, I'm Liam Anderson and my pronouns are he, him. He's Tom. Yeah, my pronouns are he, him.

Call our voicemail 267-371-7218 Name and pronouns and serial number um yeah give us give us a credit card number yeah that's a good that's a good like right wing bit where like you have a cartoon and it's like

pow's back then i refuse to talk and then like pow's now like here's my name rank and here's my pronouns um you can imagine that being like a right wing cartoon yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah um rank and here's my pronouns. You can imagine that being like a right wing cartoon. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. Give us money. Give us your fucking money. Dude, we're up to 150 bucks. It's pretty cool. Thank you for your goddamn money. Yeah, dude. Legitimately. Seriously. All right. So I just got an update from Well, There's Your Problem podcast. We know about the boat.

Yeah. Is that you or Roz? That's me. What boat? The boat ran aground in the Suez again. like again like i don't know how this keeps happening stop telling me about the fucking boat why do they keep doing this you gotta go around just at some point just go around dude i love that like when they when they like the i forget which which war because there's been like 1800 wars between egypt and Israel. There was just like Danish boats stuck there and they're just like, we're here for six years or something like that.

This is our home now. Guess we'll just jerk it. I don't fuck it now. Alright, so sports. Sprats. So the Phillies shit and died against the Diamondbacks. Real

NL pennant team. Looking good. I turned it off in the fifth when it was like 8-0. Fucking horrible, dude. Aaron Noah, man. Whoa. What a pooper. Just imploding.

Dude, it's so fucking bad. Why do we do this against the Dynabacks? I don't understand. I don't know. Arizona should be a state. No, it shouldn't be. Give it back to Mexico. You can have it. Or actually, no. We don't give it back to colonial powers.

We give it back to the natives. Yeah, that's fine. You guys can have it. But on the condition that you get rid of Sky Harbor. On the condition that there's no american sports teams allowed there um well don't don't the fucking uh phoenix what's the coyotes they don't they play in like a stadium that apparently it's 4 000 it's underway again shut up oh it's underway it's underway making way or is it just a nautical joke there okay um yeah so apparently the diamondbacks are the philly the new marlins um now that we've been waiting against the marlins killers somehow dude like was it like 13 to 3 and

it was like 12 to 7 the night before fucking horrible like I don't understand like the Phillies this year have been so goddamn weird that I'm like not worried in the sense that I basically don't expect anything out of this team anyway I think they'll come back yeah 12-3 13-7 uh lost got blanked by

the fucking Pirates 5-0 yeah otherwise they play well in that series against the Pirates but yeah that they they beat the reds but like it you know it's it's it feels like when they when they can't get anything going early they just can't get anything going at all yeah i'd like it's not a rallying team but then again they have like the most comeback wins so it's fucking weird it's like like a mindfuck, yeah. But yeah, Nola... This was like Nola last year,

every third game. And he's been very good this season. And then he just pitched like ass. Yeah, I don't know what... I don't get it. I didn't watch the game because I'm not staying up to 940 to watch the Phillies lose. Yeah, that's fair.

I turned it off in the fifth. I was recording Lions Led by Donkeys. So I had the game on mute on my right monitor because Joe gets real mad when I type and click. But we do that on air here. Oh, yeah. And I have the mechanical keyboard so we can type together. Yeah. Just bros being dudes,

you know? Yeah. We just like to click. We just like to click. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I,

they just have to like limp it the rest of the season, I guess. I don't think they have to limp. I just think they have to. I think I'm just being really cynical. Well, I understand that with the Red Sox collapse

and all that shit. It's not like you've been a fan of you're not a Yankees fan. No. And keep in mind I inherited the Red Sox fandom from my dad who was truly used to the Red Sox collapsing every year. Every single time, yeah yeah every single year so like

i i sort of like mentally i'm like yeah like i've i've lived in an era where the red socks are like reliably pretty good but i'm still like subconsciously just waiting for them to eat shit right and i think the red socks are very poorly managed organization you know we don't have the fucking notes dude what unionize the

minors oh what the fuck is wrong with me the fuck is wrong with me? The fuck is wrong with me? So Major League Baseball Players Association has sent out union cards. Yes, called to unionize the minors. To the minor leagues. I should probably bug the Tipping Pitches guys to come back on and talk about this. Yeah, that could be our bonus. There we go.

Yeah, we'll see um i i have to strike a balance between antagonizing bobby like because he's a mets fan like personally with direct line to him and and and then like asking him to come back on um so yeah we'll see i i got talked to him i do know that well at least one member of tipping pitches slack is also a 10kl listener so thank you whoever you are uh yeah jay uh thanks um my jay no no uh this is a jay neither of us have met um okay yeah hi jay yeah hi jay um yeah uh we will get to the fan mail but uh charlie from roxborough you need bail posted just uh hit us up yeah yeah we got you guys um yeah so fuck yeah dude they're union they're trying to unionize the minor leagues absolutely spectacular um best of

luck solidarity forever yeah do it the working conditions are absolutely fucking ridiculous Labor is entitled to all the producers Next They should just unionize the league In general Everyone in the league should be part of the union That isn't an owner or a manager And

Yeah then we use MLB to Coup the government And enact communism Yeah no but for real Yeah, then we use MLB to coup the government and enact communism. Yeah, no, but for real, they're unionizing, they've sent out union cards. They're literally doing it.

I cannot imagine that they won't do it. I mean, holy shit. How many chances have they had to address this right you know and and the the mlbpa waited to shoot their shot like they really did like i think that they've been building it up building it up getting into the public mind like yeah and this is and this feels like the perfect time to i yeah strike yeah so to speak to use a turn of phrase yeah strike while

they are taught like while this is in the mind and right well people are madder than ever at uh i can never keep the commissionership manfred's baseball right for it yeah yeah uh yeah i mean this is a great time to do it uh i think that we've been building sort of in the zeitgeist towards this. It's absolutely spectacular. Uh, with a red hot poker. Uh, and, uh,

uh, I don't know. Hey, market, right. These people. Yeah. Hey,

market, right. Just guys. Good time. Good time. Uh, with baseball bats. Yes.

Yeah. Um, I just, I just think it would be funny just watching a bunch of baseball players start a riot. But yeah, holy shit. How the fuck did I forget this? That just shows you how far my brain has fallen.

He's having a bad brain week, but that's okay. It's the first week of your job. School's back. You're so handsome. I love looking at you for an hour every week. We could stare at each other mutually if you just get a webcam. I don't know why.

Privacy concerns. I'm wearing a shirt. Privacy concerns, says the guy who's been in this room. Who sat on this couch. I'm pointing at right now. You got all your passwords back there and your bank account just as dicks on a big banner privacy concerns it's just a picture of you doing the good stanza pose like

um yeah so uh unionize the minors unionize the minors and Tippy Fitches did put out a bonus episode or not bonus emergency episode I didn't listen to it yet but you should probably listen to it they basically

just gonna cover that so yeah oh fuck football Jalen Rieger's gone baby

he can go drop punt returns somewhere else in Minnesota in Minnesota fuck the Vikings. So he'll be back week two, I think. 38-7. Yes, sir.

Monday Night Football. You people, what is it? You'll be treated with respect in Minnesota. So hopefully, Regan, you get treated with respect in Minnesota. You won't because you're black, but... Oh, Jesus. Oh, man man it's a racist ass state

minnesota nice man my wife lives up there for a little bit she's she's not a not a fan yeah i can't imagine your wife was treated especially well up there nah uh yeah so and then it's also cold too it's like you don't even have like like what do you have in Minnesota that's like justifies like what's something? Why is the Mall of America there? Yeah, I've never understood why it's there. Yeah, is that who and who goes to malls anymore? 16 year old boys who are, I don't know, trying to impress pretty girls. I don't fucking know, dude.

Yeah, I don't know. Like what? Like, I don't even think what's a Minnesotanesota is surly minnesota yes yeah the chicago no they're minnesota um yeah i don't know like what's worth like what's worth going to minnesota for what's worth uh hockey i don't know oh i'm just thinking like maybe like folded it into Wisconsin Or something I don't know That's fine They have a Korean hot dog joint That looks pretty good Now speaking of food now I want Korean

Korean fried chicken I'm very hungry Let's Not dilly dally or whatever Although this whole thing is dilly dallying Got traded for a 7th and a 4 uh so we got more for conditional jail conditional fourth for jalen rieger than the cowboys got for amari cooper so suck that shit yeah yeah fuck cowboys um we're gonna be horrible this year because they're all injured and dead and they made

the roster worse fuck the cowboys yeah so mean, obviously, fuck the Cowboys. First game, September 11th. I can't wait for that. Never forget. God, I don't need that. Memorial. Yeah, go listen to our bonus with Francis from Hellevoy about patriotism in sports. Yeah.

You know, it's just something that we just got to rile up the you know the jingoism uh so uh friday september 2nd go owls yeah uh playing duke for some reason uh in the opener you can catch that on acc network and i will be watching that game i will watch our beloved owls uh get shit on by a university that shouldn't even have a football team yeah i was gonna say they should wait but like what um uh duke right that's acc yeah i mean basketball and baseball are good yeah yeah have they had, have they ever fielded a good football team? Uh, they fielded like a nine win team a few years ago. I'm pretty sure.

Yeah. Uh, and they've had, they've had moments, but you know, the ACC, you have to run into the juggernaut that is Clemson. Yeah. Well, the thing about Duke is that unless you're a basketball player, it's always your safety school. So that's yeah no because if you were an adult you would have gone to lehigh

or you're gonna you would have gone to temple um yeah they went they went 10 win nine years ago i thought that was like three years ago and they beat temple actually four years ago in the Independence Bowl 56-27. Independence Bowl. It's not a real bowl, but you know. That was an 8-win Temple team against a 7-win Duke team.

Well, you know what I'm going to do now since I have a highly upgraded CPU is I'm going to pirate NCAA 14 again and see how the teams were back then. They recreate North Catholic. Proud of you.

Yeah, because you can play football on that. Yeah, so then we got to talk about serious shit. Fuck. Yeah, we do. All right. So for those of you who don't know, Matt Aririza formerly a punter of the uh buffalo bills was cut uh after allegations came out that uh he had participated

in a gang rape of an underage female a child 17 year old that's a child that's a fucking child uh and the university decided not to alert the campus community about the alleged gang rape and waited more than seven months to launch its own investigation uh the bills knew uh before this broke yep uh and kept him on the roster anyway they cut the other partner like yeah punter. Yeah, and then because they just thought they'd get away with it. Because that's what people in power do. They believe that there are no consequences. Right. And yeah,

I spelled his name wrong on purpose to indicate disrespect. But yeah, she was a high school senior. And you know, that's a fuck that's a fucking kid and you know that and she was drunk and you stumbled out of the room uh i we don't need to really go into detail you can read the complaint if you want i don't know that we need

to i i mean the complaint is graphic um uh yeah it's a it's disgusting and then he like admitted to it and then when they asked like a like a straight up like detailed question that would be like like incontrovertible like he's he stopped talking um yeah uh here's a statement for his attorney i've known his father for a really long time I just don't think that these two very awesome parents raised a guy who could do something like that that's your fucking statement that's your the parents who fucking put out a statement calling this

cancel culture you gotta be fucking kidding me statutory rape is not cancel culture it's not cancel culture it's getting away with the culture because what you should be able to do to someone like this is take them behind the fucking shed and **** the back of the head.

Don't believe that. Leave that shit in. Leave that shit in. I don't think we can leave that in. But I mean whatever happened to the fucking idea that someone like this, someone who acts like this, like, the fellas who knew that they were up to this shit just took them out back and beat the shit out of them and said, do this again and then it's gonna be fun, it's gonna be the last time we tell it like, like I know it's like vigilante justice and shit like that, but dude, what the,

like, he's like, ah, I don't know. I don't know. Like, like this, this shit is fucking disgusting.

It's absolutely disgusting. I'm actually going to read, read the goddamn statement from the parents. This shit is, is fuck nuts crazy. And I, and I have one more thing to say and then we can move on. But I want to say like this,

I want to say one thing. Actually, I'll reverse it. They cut him because he's a punter. If he were a quarterback, that would not have happened. If Josh Allen had done this, I want to be very clear on that that the NFL says bigger than football,

bigger than football until that's a profit decision. Until it's Deshaun Watson. Until it's Deshaun Watson or Ben Roethlisberger. Exactly. Or name your guys, Antonio Brown tail. Right.

You know, but a punter, you know, they don't really give a shit. They, punters are fungible. I keep that in mind when, when,

when you, when people are like, well, they caught him, they did the right thing. They didn't want to, they bowed to public pressure and They bowed to public pressure. And they bowed to public pressure because he's a punter.

Right. Yeah. Because he's a $700,000 contract and they grow on the trees. They functionally grow on trees. Right. I'm not going to read the whole. You know what? I'm going to read the whole fucking thing.

All right. Good. The rule of law is innocent until proven guilty. That is not our experience. Yeah. That's not what we we're doing that's also not what we're doing here they said there has been a war waged against our son he has been tried and convicted in the media based on information released solely from the alleged victim and her attorney much of it through social media people have taken his information as factual when it is not he has been extorted discriminated against harassed the subject of multiple and continuous threats of violence and

death good the statement continues he has been extorted, discriminated against, harassed, and the subject of multiple and continuous threats of violence and death. Good. The statement continues. He has been released from his job and our entire family continues to receive horrific threats of violence and death. Good. We have all been cancelled. Every member of our family. There are multiple witnesses.

Witness reports to deny the claim that are made against him. The legal system is designed to find the facts and make decisions. They should be allowed to do that. Get the fuck out of here. I'm going to do it. It's Kenzo's out. Fucking dickheads. There's fucking ridiculous shit. Morons. Fuck you.

Fuck you and your family. I hope they all die. Me too. That family hasn't contributed anything. These amazing parents, what makes them amazing? That they paid your fucking retainer? Well, they raised a rapist. Yeah, they raised a rapist.

I would disown a son of mine who did that. Oh, sure. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Dude, you did it? Nah, fuck. You're done. Get the fuck out of my house. The fuck I do to raise a piece of shit like you.

Get the fuck out. Go live on the goddamn street, piece of shit. And what does this sound like? I guarantee you, do they own a jet ski dealership? Are they local landlords? I just want to beat the doors off this kid. Who fucking talks like that?

Who fucking talks like that? You only talk like that if you watch Fox News 24 fucking 7. That's not how normal people talk. Be canceled. Yeah, you know who... Oh, okay. Oh, your poor boy who wasn't raped. Yeah, exactly.

How do you think the parents of the fucking girl feel? I'm sure his dad, I'm sure her dad and her mom are real thrilled with this. How do you think they feel? You know, threats. How about actual violence against their child? Fuck.

Ridiculous. Honestly ridiculous. You haven't been cancelled your son committed a felony and raped a child cancelled take him out back that's too good that's too good a fate

it's gonna be a lot of bleeps just fucking into the woodchipper it's gonna be a bleep all day friday fucking bleep in this uh all right let's i guess yeah i do you have anything more to say about that um i mean

i'm just gonna add bleeps if i say anything else so it's gonna be yeah fair enough yeah dude don't rape people how about that how about consent yeah i i'm gonna here we're gonna dip into tom's tom's sexual psychology corner Dude, don't rape people. How about that? How about consent? We're going to dip into Tom's sexual psychology corner. I've never been

interested in it unless my partner was also enthusiastic and willing. Because that's way more fucking fun. It is. Yeah, fuck you, dude. Yeah. Have the decency to... You already know.

I think it's clear that people know what we're thinking here. Yeah. If you're listening to this podcast and you you think otherwise than us, please don't subscribe. Yeah, please.

Yeah, please. We will fund your patron. I will send you ten dollars. I whipped on my ass. All right. I guess we could talk about something I whipped on my ass. Alright. I guess we could talk about something that's not as infuriating. Yeah, let's talk about what the, I don't know,

Mikael Bridges and how the There's not much basketball-wise right now. No, there's nothing. They had Mikael Bridges' appreciation day the day that the Diamondbacks spanked The Phillies He threw out the first pitch For those of you who don't know, the Phillies

Drafted him, he's flourished on the Suns And we traded for Zaire Smith Who's I think out of the league at this point Yeah, the Sixers draft Yeah, drafted him, immediately traded him It's like you think, oh you're going to pick a local Philly guy I mean he went to Nova You know, close enough He went to Nova. Close enough.

He went to Overbrook High. He was born in Overbrook, but went to high school in Malvern. Alright. He was born to a single mother who had him when she was 19. Making a better life for your kids. Shout out to

Mikkel Bridges' mom. She rocked. So, yeah. We traded them. Zaire Smith. Is Zaire Smith the peanuts or is that Markel Fultz? The what? The peanut allergy.

I think that was Zaire Smith. Yeah, that kind of sucked. I don't know if it was peanut or almond or something like that. It was like a hidden allergy that almost killed him yeah yeah yeah

yeah oh no it was it was Zyre Smith it was 20 pounds yeah was it peanut? and also sesame intolerant. Man.

No fucking hummus for you, dude. That sucks. I can't imagine having to live without hummus or baba ganoush. Alright. I'm hungry. I know you are. Hockey, I guess.

Who gives a shit? Next. Four tickets a month for $99. Yeah, to the worst games, too. Are they turned off comments for that post? Yeah, of course they did. Cowards. Cowards. Let the people say what the people will say. You know, here are the people's will.

Was it faith and family or is that a different night you were talking about? Yeah, that's in April or May. Faith Family Flyers, baby. Can I go onto the ice and lead the call to prayer?

Or is it only going to be Christian faith? You know the answer to that question. I know. It's whatever it is in Delco or Northeast Philly. It's going to be the worst to that question. Yeah, I know. I know. It's whatever it is in Delco or Northeast Philly. So it's going to be the worst kind of Catholic. Not the good kind that I was raised as.

Shit. Unless Corinne hears that, then Northeast Philly Catholics are really nice. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So fuck the Flyers

soccer the Union beat Colorado 6-0 there's actually a game tonight oh is there yeah who are we playing Atlanta at 7 so now we gotta see what their team is called Atlanta United FC.

Again, United. How many... Ridiculous. Who are there? The worst is Real Salt Lake. Atlanta United. I just want to waste time here.

Atlanta... Atlanta United. Atlanta United. I just want to see something here. Oh, good burp. Uh, Atlanta United, Atlanta United. I just want to see something here. Let's see. Uh, Oh, they do play in Mercedes Benz stadium,

which is in Atlanta. Okay. I wasn't sure if they played out in like, Oh, cop County. Yeah. Cop County, whatever.

Um, so, okay, that's fine. Um, Oh, second most valuable in the league worth 845 million money doesn't mean anything money means nothing how's that worth

all right so go union go be go be atlanta uh fuck atlanta whatever sports team team it is you know um go marching through Georgia. I always wonder what would happen. Battle of the Republic. Yeah. What would happen if, say the Phillies play the Braves in the playoffs, and you go to the ballpark, where they're marching through Georgia, and George Sherman did nothing wrong. How quick do you think you'd get in a fight with an Atlanta fan? Very quickly.

Very quick. Do you think they would actually fight you? Yes. Okay. Fucking hate Braves fans. There are decent Mets fans out there. Are there decent Braves fans out there? I actually have a friend

who's a Braves fan, but he's sort of pick and choose his fandoms. Yeah. Alright, well, fuck the Braves and fuck Atlanta FC. Honestly. Terrible. Alright, so we have

voicemails. I don't think we have any DMs, so I'm not checking. So if you send me something I didn't get to, we'll do it. But this one sort of forms an arc, a story arc. Yes. So,

we got our union coverage from Charlie. Hey, what's going on radio 10K J? It's not Charlie, it's Jay. He's him. I didn't transition, so

I forgot to say my name. I'm calling from the walk portion of the bus in Waukeha from the Portland Singers demolition of the Seattle Sounders. It was enough to take home the Cascadia Cup, something I'm sure you

know quite a lot about. And my question, more accurately, is what is your opinion of when a team decides to play more defensively through a five-in-the-back scheme, allowing them to control

possession through the back and develop some counterattacks versus a team playing more so a five-in-the-mid or just three-in-the-back in general. The benefits and know if he's playing more so, you know, five-and-a-half or just in the back in general. He has the benefits and, you know,

all that for these different decisions. Well, you know, fuck Penn State. Go Timbers. Go Burns. And have a good one. Alright. Alright. So, hold on. Hold on. Shout out to Timbers fans because they're like the most antifa

of all the US MLS fans. So we got to give them a shout out. Yep. Patriot Front guys for us, alright? Or what's the guys up there in Oregon? I'm going to bleep that out too.

Flavin Bundy and those freaks? No, it's not Patriot Front. It's Jay, you'd be able to tell us. Fuck. They come from Vancouver, Washington, down to Portland. They start a bunch of shit. They basically try and bait Portland anti-fuck types

into committing felonies. Sure. They're assholes. Patriot Prayer prayer that's what it's called uh patriot prayer you should all die i hope you next time you drive over the bridge from vancouver into portland the bridge goes in the water and you die with them and i hope that your death is long and suffering um and that you as you finally um your eyes close um the tunnel begins and you realize um not something just not something comforting like oh god doesn't exist there's no punishment for me but that you go straight to satan's asshole um so i'll go sign that yeah so uh yeah so that wasn't charlie that was jay i'm an idiot because

i i'm an idiot uh i don't know what else to say there so i guess this explains why we might not have a charlie call um yeah so um let's go to lee then oh i guess i should try to answer the question how do you feel when a team goes more defensive i hate it i mean i i i don't know all that much about hot soccer but i can talk about how i don't like it in hockey um i i think it's like you know part of it at my core is like i think it's a coward's uh strategy because it says i don't trust my own players enough to make an attack. So you feel like, you know, it's like trying to make like a Maginot line. Yeah. As opposed to... So you're on the record of saying that you

believe that Blitzkrieg is less cowardly than Maginot line. Tom, I'm gonna piss in your mouth. Shit for free? Fuck. I actually like defense. Growing up with the Jim Johnson era of the Eagles where it was Blitz every other fucking play.

Oh, yeah. I really like lockdown defense. I fucking love it. So I don't know what any of those plays you said were five aside or whatever it's called um dude just oh i like watching i will say that i in in football context i like watching a defense hum more than i like watching an offense um yeah i mean when you're watching soccer uh a defense humming is kind of more obvious.

A good offense, it's still just like one on two or two on one or some bullshit like that. Sure. Let's see. The next one is who do I have next? The next one's Lee. Hopefully, this is Lee. I didn't fucking pick the wrong one.

Hey, guys. This is Lee from the, hopefully this is Lee. I didn't fucking pick the wrong one. Hey, guys. This is Lee from the Blighted Hellscape of Texas. Um, pronounce me him. I have a request from you guys. You esteemed ambassadors from Philadelphia. I was a Texas fan and then, you know, yikes.

So I have a request if I could get permission from you gentlemen To officially become part of the birds nation Now I'd say my First qualification is that I have a deep And inexplicable Hatred for the cowboys

And you know I can bring that aggression that you guys Love so you know As you are ambassadors Of you know Philadelphia For that request thank you gentlemen uh is as always fuck pen fuck pen state and fuck joe pop you know yeah yeah i like that he included fuck pet in there as someone who also hates that school

yeah yeah fuck pen fuck that except for william William Lebov. Yeah. He's cool. Yeah, but asshole school for asshole people. Yeah, you can be good. Yeah, welcome to the fucking... Welcome to the fandom. Congratulations. Your batteries are in the mail. Your jorts are in the mail. You know, instead of, you know, saying shit like,

I'll tell you what. Bobby, I'll tell you what. Bobby, I'll tell you what. Bobby. I feel like the delirium has set in for you. Bobby, I could do it sometimes. But dad, but dad. I can't fucking do it. God damn it. I can do it sometimes.

Bobby, there's propane in my urethra. As you do. Yeah, so you're going to trade out that for John. What's the other shit? Breakfast, regular. Regular, yeah.

Breakfast. The positive anymore. I go to John's house anymore. Or I don't go to John's house. Yeah, it's so loud in there anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the hoagies of Wawa ain't so good anymore. They fucking

aren't. I mean, that's true. Sheets has very clearly clipped them in the food game. Yeah, I believe that. But I've never made any apologies for my club, Sheets. Let's see. Yeah, so welcome aboard. Like you said said batteries and george are in the mail um and we look forward to you getting a uh felony charge a felony charge uh for braining a cowboy stand with uh welcome aboard um all right All right. So now we're reaching the mystery of Charlie.

Now Charlie's absence is starting to make sense. And it will make sense to you, dear sweet listener, after this one. Yay, Liam. Hey, Tom. This is Davey G from Rockborough. Charles L is either dead or possibly in Chester jail. Just walking out of the Union game. A hell of a thing to see. 6-0 Union.

Great game. A lot of fun. It would be a lot better if two assholes didn't knock over my two different beers tonight. But, great game. And, yeah, let's do it again. So... Did Charlie really go to jail? Alright.

Let's diagram this. I got a response from the cfo of uh zen cat cpo of zen caster by the way oh what do you say i got a response i tweeted ceo of zen caster come out and fight you fucking coward and and the co-founder of zen c tweeted, how can I help? That's good. Come out and fight. Wow, that's some PR training there. Well, because they probably are like, oh shit, they fucking do numbers. We better

make them happy. New version to be more stable and less confusing. I don't know what a room and an episode of the show is. What is a room? Like, I'm in a room right now. I don't understand. I want the Matt Chrisman lookalike guy back.

I miss him. Anyway, so Charlie's in jail David are you like Charlie's buddy can you run that back can we actually play that one more time yeah let's play it one more time hey Liam hey Tom

this is David G from Rockborough Charles L is either dead or possibly in Chester jail. Just walking out of the Union game. A hell of a thing to see. 6-0 Union. Great game. A lot of fun.

He tweeted 15 minutes ago. He's alive. I'll just knock over my two different beers tonight. But great game. And yeah, let's do it again. So either this is a false flag and they're trying to like... Oh, I firmly believe that Charlie ended up in jail.

Yeah, so like, David, are you Charlie's buddy? Did some asshole knock over his beard twice? I can imagine Charlie just being like, alright, fuck it. Alright, we're fighting. Yeah, we're fighting now. So, and that tracks for Philadelphia.

So, dude, Chester County Jail, not a great place. Not where I would want to be. so uh that and that that that tracks for philadelphia uh so dude chester kennedy jail not a great place not where i would want to be um death might be a preferable option yeah but uh it does look like that charlie is alive um so charlie at least uh tweeting from beyond the grave um yeah uh let us know what it was like in Chester County prison or jail. I mean, and what were your charges? We do have a lawyer on retainer. He might be able to help.

I'm not sure. I kind of law, but not that kind of law, but maybe the lawsuit when you get sued for the damages Might be able to help you out there a little bit Or at least tell you and put you in the right direction I guess I don't know if I have any DMs Because I'm stupid And I'm not checking

So if I miss your DM next week Actually, hold on, do I have the podcast account up? Might go over and do this Because we're only at 49 minutes it's fine uh allow notifications skip for now um uh no we don't

we don't have any uh so yeah uh fuck shout outs to our North Catholic tier patrons Stephen D, Sean P, Patrick M, Corvik Cultist. And then we have a new 700 level patron.

Thanks, Ork. Ork. Fuck yeah. Go find those hobbits, man. Go take care of them. Are you a Lord of the Rings guy at all? No.

Because there's that new Amazon show Are you a Lord of the Rings guy at all? No. No? All right. Because there's that new Amazon show, and there's two kinds of people who hate it. There's people like me who think it's going to be bad because it's Amazon. And then there's people who think it's going to be bad because the Hobbits are the wrong color. So I kind of want to just watch it just to prove the people who think, like the latter group, I want to prove them wrong. But, yeah. Fuck you, Hobbits. I want all Black Hobbits. How about that?

That's fine with me. Yeah, let's fucking go Othello with this shit. I want an entirety entirety cast, no whites allowed cast of Lord of the Rings And um I want every fucking

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Leave a voicemail. Tell us if you're in jail. Tell us if you're not in jail. Talk about sports. Talk about your dick. I don't know. Whatever you want. What would you say? How would you beat Pete Rose's penis? What would you do with Pete Rose's penis?

What do you think the song High Patrolman when they talk about nothing feels better than blood on blood? What do you think the song Highway Patrolman, when they talk about nothing feels better than blood on blood, what do you think that means? It's about butt. What would you do to Matt

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Every time, I'm like, oh, I wonder what Liam tweeted. And then I go look you up. I keep putting OldManAnderson. Yeah, I do that for myself. Patreon.com slash 10,000 000 losses give us money uh yeah twenty thousand dollars in debt still got six figures so fuck me um give me your money i it does help it helps um and it justifies all this time i spend sitting in front of a computer

saying actionable threats. Other podcasts. Well, there's your problem. Did you finish up Italian Month? Yes. Okay. I don't know. Did you record an episode last week? Yes. Did you put it out? No.

Okay. We usually end up previewing it. I don't know. Listen to Trash Usher. Listen to put it out no okay i was just wondering we usually end up like previewing it so uh listen to trash user listen to kill james bond listen to uh ten thousand losses listen to uh hell of a way to die lions uh lions will bite donkeys uh i said almost said donkers which i don't know what that means. My dongs. Yeah. I'm just imagining a lion in the Coliseum and you're baiting him with a dong on a stick.

My brain is dead. Did we miss any podcast? I don't think so. See you to screw it. Yeah, see you to screw it. Don't listen to Spike Eskin's podcast now fuck the rights to Ricky Sanchez yeah try and

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