Ten Thousand Losses - $ale$ Warrior$ 4 Chri$t

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

The boys talk about living inside each-other's ass, Tom officially being allowed to say things in The Voice, the Phillies clinching the NL East, Temple Owls news, and Jordan Davis being fast. Featuring a shitload of listener messages and voicemails.  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. I, there we go, there's our favorite slurs. All right, there we go. I know you, I've met you in person.

I've seen a drink. I've got a list. I love George Carlin's. I make it me, I do even more words you can't say on TV. I go to the way. I do eight words. You can't say on TV. I do the list for list of slurs.

Yeah, a list of ethnic slurs on Wikipedia. I just do that. No, we have, we kind of, you know, things have been going on in the news. We didn't record last week due to scheduling issues. And, you know, trying to catch up on the news. And we're not recording next week. I forgot to tell you this. Oh, okay.

I didn't know that. I'm on vacation. We got to do a bonus then tomorrow or something. Yeah, that's fine. We'll track down name redact and see if he has, he's got to have a mic, right? He's got headphones, right? Yeah, he can do it. AirPods.

I mean, I assume he can do it. Yeah. He has, no, he's an Android boy. Oh, all right.

We'll figure that out. If not, we'll just do something else. Yeah. But no, something's in the news and I think. We'll double up in October. Just,

just fucking settle down. Folks. It's coming. All right. We're sorry. Yeah. It's a dollar a month. Guys,

I'm sorry. Sometimes we don't have like a manager. If we did, shit would be like fucking tighter. You got two guys. We have a manager for the helping professions and therefore are underwater most of the time. Yeah, I said, my head's above order right now. They will be, my shoulders will be out of order next week when you're on vacation.

Yeah. When I'm on vacation. Guess where I'm going. Well, you're enabling fascism. I, Mar-a-Lago. I am going to take a shit in the punchful. I know where you're going Fuck your levels

Fuck everybody's levels I know where you're going That's all right That's why I have a noise game Listen I listen man I love my wife I adore my wife She's wonderful and sweet

And she only has one flaw And that flaw is fucking terrible I don't know I feel sorry man It's it's funny because You know A friend of the show Patrick Has to deal with the same thing

Um Oh yeah does he Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah My poor boy. Yeah. No, I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure.

Your, your wife and his wife would very much get along in that aspect. Yeah, I do get to go with friend of the show, Zach. There you go. A championship and bust. Yeah, it was the baby he'll bust. You know, I want to go back to. I don't want to think about that. He's, he's, he's my brother-in-law.

I don't want to, I don't want to, we built a wall. You don't, you know how like, like, I don't know if it was Mark or Sorrelias. or Epic Titus was, I think it was Epic Teatis was like, imagine everyone you know dying. You don't imagine everyone you know busting. No, that's how you become stoic. It's much better, much better. I fucking wipe them out. Imagine everything you love busting.

That's how you become a stoic. That's, that's, that's Patrick and I have been talking for a while. Patrick and I've been talking a while about starting a business doing like like the sales warriors for Christ type of like conference where you have them. you know, all in a pool floating, crying. Because we could do it. We thought about this before. Like, it charged $10,000, we just got to get some land in Bucks County, right?

And I'll do all the programming and shit like that. And my wife would do all the finances. You don't live in Bucks County. No, I live in shit. County redacted. I live in my ass. I live in your ass, too. Yeah, with each other's ass.

It's kind of weird how that works out. Space, space saving measures, you know. Yeah, we're both. We're as large guys. I'll tell you that. Our asses have been really, are really, you know,

held up. Speaking of neurodivergence, we were talking about ADHD, you know, I think we have to, I'm on it. I'm on the meds now. Oh,

oh shit, no. I said that means that PayPal's going to happen on time every month. No. No, because I don't, I'm not on time with any of that shit either. now it's yeah ask us about our bonuses yeah it's I'm sure it's gonna be well I'm sure

it's good at work in the morning now I'm sure you talk extra more when your shit's kicked I talk extra extra more yeah hey we're extra more yeah yeah they put me on 10 millies of Adderall which uh that's a little bit yeah it's not too much it's not too much they were like hey so like you have schizoaffective disorder and if we put you on too much adderol it might induce me yeah so we're gonna have to yeah so let's not do that I've had I've had um moments where I've had hypomania like break oh yeah like like low levels of it but I was like holy shit I definitely was manic like a little bit and like but you don't realize until after our first recording like like our first couple of weeks we were ever

recorded I don't even remember like I stayed up like three nights I took too much of my vivance my accident and like I planned out like all of the I made the new logos I planned out all the fucking bonuses for that year. How'd that go for us? Yeah. You know, a play. Well,

I mean, no, I, I, I, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, does. So, the enemy is the listener. So,

look at your way, Charlie. Yeah. So, we have a confession to make, you know, there's been allegations thrown out. Usually you or my wife at me,

um, about, you know, maybe some, sometimes, my wife and me sometimes my wife in me she's like oh you definitely have it I like I don't I don't think I

I don't I don't think either of us do but you know I have to I think we do have to actually come clean this moment Liam and I have been taking Tylenol oh yeah dude my front my frontal lobe it's just I am going to rival Roz in the train knowledge department the secret discord

the secret discord hey guys I need a a horn for this specific model of, like, the GP, you know, 10, I don't know, train. Oh, yeah, do you want the, the Mark 3, the Mark 6, or the Mark 7? I also have, I have eight recordings of each. Two of them are Union Pacific. Do you want those ones? But the sound quality was a little bad.

It was actually, it was in a canyon. It's like, just whatever one you think is nicest. There's a, I, so. So there's a, I've told you this, if you really wanted, I'll send you the invite to the even more secret discord. Oh, yeah, please. Yeah. I feel like I've earned that. It's just trains, my guy.

I mean, I might not be on there very often, but. It's one channel. It is exclusively trains. And it's just, there's no, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, it's, it's, it's, it's amazing. saying. Uh, I, I, my favorite thing is like the, uh, I, I hang out with a lot of, what I says, neurodivergent folk. Yeah, we both do. We both have a, and we have a, we have a, we have a lot of listeners who are and we love. Also, just no Roz. Yeah, that's true. Um, yeah, who does not have autism. He was tested. Really? Um, uh, well, supposedly, although I don't know how much I trust his mother on this

one. All right. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, sneak a screener in I'm gonna steal them from work I'm gonna listen to every episode over again just to see I need some video there are people who like who repeat listenable

there's your problem I don't even know how you get to this the first fucking time but I have to record it there's a couple I've listened to I did because I started late speaking of which I know you're not on the birds

anymore you need to check your DMs because you might be up next week in my absence oh shit Is it on I don't know if we've recruited you yet But yeah It's on X

It was funny I was actually thinking about I haven't been one in a while It's kind of funny I guess it would be another boat I'm getting out of the boat game That's okay No I don't

You're our resident boat Bote message requests Show Floody Booty Um PR manager at Duolingo I'm looking at my X messages Um

Someone called Dandy saying hello Oh, this person. Hey, totally cool. If it's not the time, we help attorney stand out the city with Turing Key Podcasts. Okay, yeah, I think I've seen that one before. Have you seen that, so you don't get them because there's not, because the pod bean email is registered to me. Yeah. Hang on.

Liam's looking at his watch. Someone's calling. Yeah, someone's calling me, but it's a scam. Yeah. I had one today, too. Yeah. I left my phone upstairs. so it was just just bullshit um but uh i so we get the odd request for a uh someone to be guest

on the show but they're all right wing conspiracy lunatics to my email i'll forward them to you that's pretty good do you they're just like do you want to start a secret right wing podcast just to get the money i thought about it i i think it would be like i literally was thinking that i was like man if i just like started like it again sales sales warriors for christ and we talk about sales i already have a t-shirt idea um be sales warriors and then four would be number number four but with like a dollar signed too yeah um and and the ass and sales i yeah absolutely both asses of sales yeah um yeah we just talk about how like not not not not busting helps you be a better salesman um

I mean, you literally just use chat GPT to write the episodes and then riff on it. That's all you have to do. I don't even have to think about it. And yeah, just get invited. And then it'd be like, oh, I can't come to TPUSA because, like, they're after me. And you guys know how that is. I'm just getting constant scam calls. What the fuck?

Is it actually a scam or is it like? No, it's an actual scam. It's got two back to back. Oh, my God. I got, I, this, what, I never used to get scam calls, man. Maybe it's because you changed your address. Yeah, because it's all, uh, shit related to, like, scam loans. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think, um,

oh, oh, shit, what was I going to say? Fuck. Oh, this, the one, the one call I keep getting is, like, the, the company, for some reason, the hospital I went to for my leg, my calf contracts their equipment, like when you get like a boot. So they have it on, and then they

send the billing to this. This company's like, yeah, you didn't pay for it. It's like, no, I fucking paid for it. I paid through it for my insurance with a $20 for it. They're like, nah, man, you still owes $20. Like, no, I actually don't. It's paid. Here's the receipts. Yeah, well, you still owe us $140.40. It's like, no, I don't. The insurance paid for it. It's paid

for already. Come get it out of my butt. Come to my house. And get the money. We are going to introduce you fuckers to the concept of Castle Doctor. I'm going to introduce you the concept of small claims court. And I'm going to make whoever you send look like a moron. Because I like that many episodes of 10,000 losses are just the airing of grievances from our weeks. Yeah.

Oh, I mean, fuck it. Why not? I mean, no one cares. Who gives a shit? Yeah, no one cares. Just Charlie. I mean, we still definitely, we're right. We rank percentile was top 10 percent of all podcasts ever made.

Which is fucking embarrassing. Fucking pick up your game, guys. Jesus Christ. Well, I think a lot of it is that podcasting, like I've now done lectures that I got paid for about podcasting. There is that picture, though, of you guys doing it and the girls just looking at her nails. That is so fucking funny. Welcome to be a teacher, Liam. See how it is?

Yeah. Like, all right. Well, that one they didn't pay me for. That was just, that was under the goodness of my, of my part. Or the free library, though, we got paid for it. I thought it was free library. How is he fucking supposed to pay you? Yeah, it's all city vendors.

You get, you get 30 more books a year. I'd take that. I like books. Sorry, I got a frog in my throat. Literally? Yeah, it's a new, it's a new. Actually, it's going to introduce that on salesware for Christ, frog maxing. Frog, frog maxing.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, speaking of voices and throats. So I was doing some ancestry. And it turns out, I might be an eighth Jewish. So I'm allowed to do the voice. I don't think that clears you to do the voice, sir. Listen, listen to this show, and there is no, who's more Jewish, me or Liam?

I don't look Jewish. I almost said something really offensive there. You can kind of a little bit look Jewish. Nope. You don't look. Stereotypically Jewish. you don't you don't have like the nose and your hair is lighter

I don't have the nose your hair is lighter I don't have the nose my hair's not and my hair's not really curly no I'm also tall I look much more like my dad that I do like my

that I look like my mom your mom's not stereotypically either no not especially if someone fucking spam claim I'm gonna light my I'm gonna light myself on fire that was another one

ladies gentlemen I can see into Liam's plumbing right now. I mean, his head is okay. Yeah, I could see it's up like it.

Yeah, we were trying to get the outside hose to work and nothing doing. Fucking hate plumbing. I do. Plumbing and networking are the two worst things in the world.

Networking is not so hard. Plumbing is impossible. I hate networking. Oh, man. I want to do the intro. Yeah. Hello and welcome to another episode of 10,000 losses.

The only Philadelphia Jewish sports podcast that exists. Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm your host, Tom Painovitz, and my pronouns are he, him. Tom Paynevitz! My pronouns are real and mensch? You can't do that one. So it was Rochechashana the other day, right?

I know I was, I went there, I found this out. I was, I had the chafar. Did you? Did you? Okay. So I was like, I have a jail and hits, Kippa, in the mail. I swear Christ. you swear to Christ I thought you were I thought you were a man

of the chosen people are you swearing the Christ I'm gonna oh I'm a brother it's okay you know the first the first Jewish guy I ever know who doesn't

can't talk I got a joke for you fuck face I've told this one on well there's your problem I'm tell it again so So there's a there's a family.

It's two parents and their little son, David. David acts up at every school that he goes to. And the parents are exhausted. He's been kicked out of schools. Behavioral issues. He's impossible at home. This is that and the third thing, right? And finally, at the end of the rope, the parents enroll them in a Catholic school.

Someone suggested and says maybe, you know, maybe he'll do them so good. You know, they won't take any nonsense for David. so overnight David's behavior changes and he's a model student he comes home the reports are glowing and the parents are bursting with excitement to get to back to school night and see and see what's going on right they can't believe and so they they come to back to school night they sit in the tiny little chairs that they make you sit in the back to school night and and they they ask the nut you know sister Marie or whoever the hell what's your secret how'd you do it and and the nun gazes at them thoughtfully

and says, points to a crucifix and said, we told David on his first day, that's what happened to the last Jewish boy who acted up. That's a good one. I like that. That's, that's, that's old, do you remember a pocketer's like old Jews telling jokes? That sounds like something that would have been on that.

Yeah. There's a, there's one that I really like, which is, there's a, there's rabbis playing golf and, and they are being held up by a group in front of them and they're furious and they pull a card attendant over and say, what's going on? And the card attendant says, gentlemen, I'm so sorry. The group ahead of you is visibly visually disabled. You know, they have and they really struggle. And the Orthodox rabbi is humiliated and says, oh, my goodness, I can't believe that I, that I acted in wrath. I will say many prayers and beg, beg the almighty for forgiveness. The conservative rabbi

bowes his head in shape and says the same thing. And it can't believe himself. He's mortified. And the reform rabbi, stares at the car attendant, stares at his friends and goes, fuck him, let him play in the dark.

Oh my God. Did I introduce myself? I'm Liam McHanderson. My co-hosts, Liam Ben Anderson. Yeah, son of the, yeah.

Maybe Jewish, maybe Catholic, kind of depends on the day, folks. It depends on the Eagles are doing. No, I was in a Starbucks. Jesus. No, those are just plots. I know. So I was in Starbucks. So

I don't know if you've seen me in it. I have a Mike Schmidt, Mitchell and that's jersey. Really nice jersey. But it's green. It's very green. It's a Philly's old uniform. And the barista at Starbucks, she goes, I love that

jersey. Go birds. And I was like, fuck. You got to get it. Like, yeah, wrong sport. Go Eagles, though. Go Eagles, yeah. I mean, that's nice. All right. Announcements.

We have any announcements? No. We're going to get something out for you. I know. We've been, like, behind on bonuses and... We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry.

We have an idea for another one, but, you know, someone's going to go to vacation, you know. Why don't you just make Patrick do it? I mean, I could have a guest, but, Or Jordan. Oh, he's going to cancel bringing young money. The first, the first, do they cancel bringing me of money? Well, they're taking a break. Oh, okay.

I know Jordan's kind of, actually, one of the few places you can reach Jordan is on the 10,000 losses discord. So you can go to Patreon.com says 10,000 losses. If you want to tell Jordan what your thoughts are on, I don't know, someone's phoenix. Voice, call on 2737, 3,771, 7218. Give us your name and pronouns. You can also text us. on that line too. I have been thinking of one point

convening the Council of Hembos. So that might be an idea. I don't know. We'll see. I might need a guest. You're right there. You look concerned. A little burp. Yeah. Oh, Bryn's on the phone. I just, I heard my wife's voice and I didn't know if she was coming down to visit, but I don't think she has. I think she's just on the phone. Gotcha. Which is

crazy. So I married a girl from Northeast Philly. Yeah. She is loud as shit. Really? Really? Wouldn't have. Yeah. Can you believe this? I never thought that. Yeah. Definitely. No. Definitely. I haven't said this on the pod before. First time I ever went over your

original place and could hear her from a block down. I was like, oh yeah, that's the house. Was it sure which house it was. Yeah, it's unbelievable. I just, like, and I'm loud too. I'm 6.1.

I'm big, but like, she's not that tall, man. She's kind of tall. She's 5'7. Built different. She is built different. Yeah. Her blood bleeds, uh, Eagles green. Uh, you want to talk with Eagles then?

Yeah, man. What a game? We need a new offensive coordinator. I want to be a little bit of a cynic for a second. We need a new offensive coordinator, dude. Well, we just got one. You got it. You got it.

got it you got it you got it i mean this is the same podcast like called to fire seriani then we want a super bowl so we're not they're not fucking great with that are we but just come on man on hitch the wagon dude sayquine got stuffed man he did not he's averaging 3.3 yards per carry this year i'm i'm i'm sort of though it's kind of sucks because now that i'm on a fantasy team and i don't have sayquine i'm kind of like oh man it sucks yeah oh by the way the team that every that you thought would be bad. It's because everyone's like a mid-level guy who gets a lot of touches.

I am one of the higher-scoring teams and I'm now 2-1 and narrowly beat my brother yesterday to my family. Good job. Nolan Smith is out for a while. He straightened his triceps. So he's now an I-L where I are. The first half of that game

was very bad playing the Rams. Yeah. Who are an exceptionally good team? They are a good team. They are a good team. I think we both said it's a tall-so. The way it looks sloppy, sloppy. Yeah.

But in the second half, I guess Seriani gave his rah-rah bullshit and they reconfigured and we fought back. But what the fuck was up? Go ahead. Here's the thing. Here's the fucking thing. Here's the fucking thing. A.J. Brown calling out the OC is absolutely A. within his right.

B, he's correct to do so. I saw some chatter and some chirping that was just like, you need to know your role, which like A feels kind of. kind of racist and be like he's a j fucking brown yeah yeah he's he like he's a j fucking brown he knows better than anybody what to do with an offense it's like it's like it's like i mean all wide receivers are bananas oh yeah yeah yeah yeah they're all the bananas deranged yeah yeah all of them every single one uh but it's like you'd rather have a guy telling you like this is the coverage i'm seeing let me like let me cook than a guy who's just like whatever you say coach, like, you know, A.J. Brown is outspoken. He should be outspoken. He's wide receiver

one. He's really fucking good. They traded for him for this exact thing. And, uh, and every touch he got last game, though, he was fucking tearing it up. Yeah. So let him cook. Like, he's so hard to tackle. He's huge. He's that elusive. He's really big. Good hands and fast. I love what we, I love what we call big guys elusive because like he's not elusive. He's just really hard to tackle. Yeah. Because he's very strong. Like a, like a like a like a, like a, Who was the, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed, but the, the Eagles undersized running back. Oh, Darren Sprouls was elusive. Dylan Sprouls, thank you, yes.

Darren Sprouls, elusive. You know, all right, guess running backs who are not elusive. K.M. Scadaaba. Yeah, LaGarrett Blunt. Yeah. What was the other, Jordan, was it Jordan, David? Not Jordan Davis. Yeah, Jordan Davis, right?

No. Who was the guy who was on the, on the Cubs? And he was also in the Eagles for a couple of years, not the Cubs, the Bears. and Black Viser he was really good for like three years and he was just like plowed forward he would just stiff arm the shit out of guys when because we had

not Jordan Davis oh my God the guy who went to the Bears from Jordan Howard Jordan Howard Oh Jordan Howard Okay that's not who I was thinking of Yeah he was he when he was on his shit on the bears He was a just run

Point him at the enemy Right front towards that Yeah, break, break tackles, stiff arms, just trucks, yeah. But, yeah, no, but, but AJ Brown, yeah, break. That's why I love when they call someone like, like, like prime Rob Gronkowski elusive. He's just six, seven. He's a very big boy.

Yeah, he's just a very big boy. A defensive end is five foot 11 and, and two, 180 pounds. Like, yeah. Do you want to be tackling this guy? You do not. The defensive back, that defensive end. Right, TB, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe in college

you can get away with the defensive end like that Hassan Reddick when he was a freshman not very big but yeah yeah get the get the guy open

Special teams won that game there were four fucking block kicks in the fourth quarter was the first time that's happened in the NFL on the same week I mean the same thing happened to the Jets

except the Jets lost that game on the field goal because law jets but we should have lost that game the rams and everything right in that fourth quarter to come back yes and it just that hey we happen to have a defensive tackle who's 330 pounds and runs a 478 40 and he picked that shit up and ran 336 yeah he's a big boy right, I got distracted. I was looking for a, I was looking at a video of a sperm whale unhinging its jaw and eating a giant squid.

That's pretty sick. I can understand that. I do, I got to say, um, Cam Skadabo, I like the guy. It sucks that he's on the Giants. Yeah. Second coming of Mike Altstadt. Possibly. He, he's pretty fun.

Yeah. He's, he's pretty fun. I feel like, I feel like, uh, there hasn't been a really good role model for right running backs, like white boys, you can be running backs. Just so you know, don't let, don't let, what's it, what's the, there's a term for it. We've talked about it on the show many times.

Reverse racism. It's not reverse racism. There's, there's a term for, for, it's not like racial profiling, but it's like, it's specifically talking about, God damn, it, determined sports.

There's a term for it. Um, Hold on. Ashton Gentius 59 and 208. That makes me happy. Hell yeah. Hold on. There's a term for it in football by saying like a black guy looks like, like, okay, wide receivers and defensive backs are black guys, quarterbacks are white guys, running backs are black guys.

like there's a that's a stereotype and sure there's a there's a specific fucking term for it and we've said it on the podcast before and I always forget the term it's not scattering not targeting oh I've no idea what the hell you're talking about me I've welcome to another successful episode of 10,000 losses everybody okay term in football for racial stereotypes positions stacking rachel stacking that's what it's called yes there we go it's how you stack a player into position based on their on racial and ethnic stereotype so it's like the idea that like oh yeah this this black guy's going to be fast he's going to be a great center fielder or he's going to be a great

defensive bat like it's like what they call uh when they call uh Hispanic ball players firecrackers right right yeah yeah you know oh he's a real yeah he's a he's a he's got a temper or something like that or um oh japanese baseball players they're very stoic and they're they're very focused on their game and and then you know they come they approach the game with like a ninja like precision like a samurai folding folding the fucking lotus not the lotus Jesus Christ Speaking of Jewish. The Jewish football players, oh, they're very good.

Did you know this? I was going to talk about a Jewish football player who's now on the, who's now on the Eagles. AJ Dillon? Yeah. Yeah. What are his views on?

Went to Boston College. It's black and Jewish. We got another one, baby. Lenny Kravitz, now this guy. All right. So we went off on this tangent about me trying to figure out what the term was racial stacking.

where did how did we get into this what were we talking about white running running backs yeah that's what I'm just saying can't camp stat about like white guys out there you can be right hey listen I was third string fullback all right stiff arming guys is fun mm-hmm so let let that I my favorite is guys on on the NCAA football or the college football reddit for the game complaining that they're like why are there so many white defensive backs. It's like, motherfucker, have you seen a division two team? They do exist. They're like, well, it should like reflect like the actual standards. And it's like, well, then don't recruit them if you want your team to, if you want to do racial

stacking, fucking do racial stacking when you're a fucking offline dynasty that no one is looking at. No one gives a shit about it. who it gives a shit. I will say there are guys with weird beards that I won't, I won't, but regardless of ethnicity, the faces are just weird. They got like weird,

weird, wispy beards. I'll tell them. Yeah. Anyway, so speaking of college football, Temple House, hey, we're two and two. Hey, we put him 24 at home against Georgia Tech. There were 16 Georgia Tech. They were 18 when we played them. But yeah, they're a, they're a legitimately good, good program. Yeah. Temple. I mean, actually schools move in the right direction. Yes. We're moving in the right direction. And I was,

I was appreciative the announcing crew as one of the four string announcers, but saying, hey, this temple team looks better than a temple team has looked at a long time. Yeah. A lot of sloppy penalties. Casey Keeler's got him, got him motivated, man. He's a good coach. He's, he's a program Builder everywhere he's been. He's got a track record. I, I, there's, well, yeah, did we, did we run up the score against two shitty teams before? Yeah, but we put up 24

fucking points against Georgia Tech at Bobby Dodd. A legitimate program. A legitimate team. And they'll beat Clemson. So, and we should at least point out that Clemson's also in free fall right now, but that's not my problem because I hate Clemson. As do you.

We, we, I would, in the group chat, I said Georgia Tech potential fraud alert question mark because it was fraud conditions exist because we came within a touchdown yes we came within a touchdown and the offense they're a cc school they're a real they're a real fucking school in the second in the second half avid simons a good quarterback um jay duckers a good running back like we had teres worthy is a good running back like we have guys and now after fucking playing oklahoma and georgia tech now you get now now conference starts So we got UTSA.

I think, do they have a buy this week? Yeah, they have a buy this week. So we have UTSA in a week. Dude, there's no reason. If we could put up 24 against Georgia Tech away. We could, I mean, I think we're bowl eligible this year. We got, we got UTSA, Navy, which is always a tough out. Charlotte is going to be fine.

Tulsa is going to be a weird game because Tulsa just beat the doors off of Oklahoma State leading to the firing of their coach in Stillwater. ECU, Army, two lanes is going to be a real, that's going to be a stretch. And North Texas might be. Yeah. Although we beat Tulsa last year.

So we also lost a Yukon. So, yeah. Yeah. Ups and downs. Well, we lost the Yukon on a quarterback sneak. Yeah. They ran back 99 yards. Butterfingers Brock.

We don't miss you. Where is, where is, what was his first name? I don't know. Forest Brock. figures. Forrest Brock. I was going to say Isaac Brock. Is he still on the Al's? No, he's not as far as he transferred. Yeah.

I don't know to where. Where do he transfer to? Do you transfer to junior college? I mean, everyone still has him at Temple, but I don't think that he is. No, he definitely left. I know he left. There's no way he still. I thought he transferred to like a Division 2 school or FBS. ESPN still out you go douchebag

ESPN has them on here still now I just I just misread in the ESPN because I found the ESPN and it was like Lane Kiff had excited for Ole Miss I thought it said Lane Kiffin executed by Old Miss I listen man Oh shit

I'm excited to watch a new documentary about him The many lives of Lane Kiffin I One of the funny things about Friend of the show back is he absolutely can't stand the lane train I love Lane Kiffin I think he's a great A douchebag

and I think it's funny that USC left him on the tarmac or that he got left at the tarmac one time Oh my God, all right, I'm trying to find I found Faris Brock's Twitter Yeah, I just found that He hasn't posted since April So I don't think

Yeah I don't think he's on this team anymore What's that transfer transfer for all fuck it You're just going to get a stiping. That's your answer. It's 24th of sports. Let's see.

Let's look them up. Let's look this guy up. Or football roster. All right. This is a 25 roster. We have Evan Simon, of course. I think he's genuinely a good quarterback. Oh, yeah.

Like, he's definitely built in his case to be, like, on-drafted pickup. I got Cameron Boykin. Okay. We got a bunch of quarterbacks Jesus Quarterback factory There's like 10

There's like 10 quarterbacks On this roster Two, three, four, five There are six quarterbacks on this roster Yeah, but he's not on there Brock's not on there No

No I think he transferred to a division two school So I think we talked about this I just I can't find I just That's a shame man This shit Oh do you want

If you want to email Casey Keeler, I have his number. Do you really? Well, no, it just goes to, I just love that the email address for Casey Keeler is TUFB at temple.edu. Well, let him know how much you love what's been going on, you know? Hey, and I still have all my eligibility. So Casey, like I said, you want someone who's going to get in one game and commit an unconscious Penalty against their quarterback

And then never play I don't care You could have put me in and I wouldn't I would have gotten Two inches forward Against the Oklahoma offensive line And then they would have panicked me So hard

There would have been an imprint On the fucking turf I would have Oh my God Hey hell I'm stuck here Like a fucking cartoon character Stuck in the ground

They're gonna fill the Philadelphia the experiment or that one episode that one episode of Star Trek where the where the the ensign or whatever gets fucking

melted melted into the the fucking floor of the deck of the the enterprise and I remember people going well what's what's going

with the bottom is there's just someone it's just someone's like room they just get some chick's ass sticking out of the fucking the fucking ceiling right

Breaker's like, oh, all right, never mind. All right, they're not going there, not going there. Well done. Sorry, sorry, Jonathan Freaks. You would talk about, all right, let's talk about the Phillies. So Phillies clinched the division. They've clinched the playoffs. They're currently trying to get the second buy.

Actually, they're in place for the buy, right? Yes. We're behind the Brewers. The Dodgers are on heels right now. I think the Mets are, if the season... They're in the last wild card spot right now. Okay. Yesterday when I looked, they would have been out if the season had ended.

They're in it. They have it right now, I think. Inchalla, they will... By the time this goes to air, they probably won't be. Yeah, the Diamondbacks had had it. And the Reds and the Diamondbacks are like right on their heels. So I'm hoping, I'm hoping. Well, the Diamondbacks are playing the Dodgers.

The Reds are playing Pittsburgh, so... We need to win, and then we'll get... If we win tonight or the Dodgers lose, we get our first round by and home field advantage of the NLDS. Yeah. I don't want to play in the Mets to Flows again. Although, the last time we played them, we did kind of spank the shit out of them.

You got to stop saying it. Spank to shit? Like, you're imagining a turd coming out with the spank? Is that... I mean, that's erotic to me. I don't know. Oh, God. It is to someone.

Please, I don't want to... I'm just going to shame you for that one. Anyway. Okay, fair enough. Aw, sorry, I don't support your poop kink. Anyway. Yeah, and I guess I say, Mariner's clinched. Again, I want a Philly Seattle World Series, because I like the Mariners.

So I want to see a Red Sox Phil's World Series because I want to see a Red Sox, Phil's World Series. my me and my dad to just get in a fight I would like to see the Asher's not make I like to see the tigers beat them the Cleveland Guardians have really fucking yeah the tigers of it in free fall that's what you get for doing the Trump dance idiots um and man the Orioles man they could have they could have

they didn't yeah so anyway uh rockies fans sorry 43 wins not that too bad next year but your year Chris Brattle, really, he'll come back. Yeah, his back will heal. But yeah, so the last, I stopped watching last night at the rain delay. There was a rain delay. Yeah, I watched it.

Duran Duran, blew a save. He's blown a couple. He's still really good, but he's blown a couple. Right. In close games, I get, if it's not like a two-run lead, I get a little, when he comes in but hey it's Philly's bullpen what do you expect

Ryan Kirkring looks cooked I mean Sanchez pitched well he pitched a good game you guys 200 strikeout of the year we're getting close to the end here

I don't think we I think we only have a couple home games left like six or five or six and then take a look at the schedule here yeah we only yes oh no six four games

that's it yeah we have five more games yep yeah so yeah marlins and the twins and yeah then we're done then it's red October man

I can't wait to watch playoff baseball and have an aneurysm every fucking pitch me too excited playoff baseball is so different my wife actually watches it because she feels their stakes but uh

you would talk about casting Rob might have like a little feud going on Did you hear about this? Do you hear about this? I did see this. Yeah, apparently Kasty says that robs a bad communicator, which is very ironic. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Didn't they have words earlier this year? Yes, they did because Cassie got benched. Yeah. So I think Cassie's a little, you know, a little salty about that. Of course, the Philly media is always going to try and make it worse than it is. Right. Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a guy, man. Yeah.

But, uh, no, I mean, overall, I'm, I'm, I'm happy. I think, I think this year, I think we can say, especially after we, what we just did, we, we took the series against the Dodgers. Mm-hmm. I think we're probably the best team in the NL. I think so, too. And I don't think the fields of stack last year. Like, last year, the Mets were on like a fucking mission, man. they finished the year of the season with some really good momentum.

Right. Now they're not doing that. No. And I mean, the Dodgers are good, but they're not as good as they. I've never been afraid of Dodgers in the playoffs. Never have. Not for the Phillies. And I'm not afraid of the Brewers of the playoffs either.

Although I love you, Reese. I will root for you if you beat the Phillies. Yeah, but not by much. All right. Anyway, I guess the only only, other thing sort of in the news section is Bernie Bernie Prent died RIPA big boy. Flyers legend

he was getting up there wasn't he? Yeah 80? Hey, not too bad, not too bad yeah. Not great. Basically the greatest goaltender ever would you agree to that or? No, who's the greatest? Marty Broder. Dirk. Oh, of course

the fucking devils. Well, he broke his record. Because I was happening when I was still when I was still like following hockey. I remember that happens. Oh, I didn't realize that he was in an accident in 2018 and he was in significant pain in his until his death. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, fucking sucks.

Bernie Prentz right up there. Or Patrick Waugh. That's the other guy I was thinking of. Oh, here we go. Bernie Prent was a resident of Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Hey, we have a sauce spot for that part of it. Jersey. It had a short house in the Wildwood Crest. Hey.

He lived most of the year. For seven months every year, he lived on his 45 foot yacht named the French connection. All right. That's a good name. That's a good name. That's a great name. Actually, for some from a guy from Montreal, dude, Montreal guy, wow wood crest. Yeah, it's, it's natural.

It's, it's just how it works. I don't realize he died in Avalon. Oh, I'm sorry. What a, what a place to die. horrible place only assholes go there anyway going on to the you can't lie it my guy you're not assault me I wasn't pointing to saying anything about you William all right we have oh my god we're 45 minutes in I could believe you would do the middle finger against the fellow Jew do it to my dad a lot too don't worry about it you know you never

you never met my grandma very much not Jewish very much Philly Catholic Um, so, uh, oh my God, these voice, these DMs are so long. And it's not you guys. We love you guys. It's the, it's the, the, the word tired. All right. Do you want to take turns? I'll do the first one. Yeah, go for it. All right. Hey, Tom, yay Liam, Roshin, she hurt. Guards are still in the playoff. Guards are still in the playoff home somehow and have gained a wide. Mopping two games in the L wildcar chase, despite being super hot streak this month, going 15 to 15 the last three weeks. It says don't read that.

It says don't read that on the air. They're not going to believe that as I'm doing jazz hands. From the start of the Seattle series on the 29th to the sweep of the Tigers on the 18th, Jihonski. Is that you say his name? Noel. I don't know. Again, we've gone, oh, my God, I can't read. We've gone from at 1.15 and a half games behind Detroit, the divisions out of three and a half back.

You're now in the lead. If they don't blow it against the twin this weekend, they didn't. And Detroit at home early next week, they didn't. We have a solid chance of making the biggest division and comeback in MLB history, a record held by the 78 Yankees, 14 games back. I remember most for those 14 gigabytes. Breaking Jimmy Dome news, the Ohio Department of Transportation, has of today, capitulated and granted the permit to the Haslums after initially interceding and denying one, citing safety concerns. also brought up by airport management, who stated it would, quote, permanently and negatively impact navigable airspace and approach services,

end quote, and asking for the design height to be lowered by 58 feet to comply with perspective. Prospected airspace, God damn it, William. Protected airspace. ODOT brought in an independent third party aviation consultant to clear the Jimmy Dode at its initial proposed height. Didn't they had that problem with the Gene State? Levi State. The Gene Stadium. You know, the one with the pants in the name, the Levi.

Hey, Levi Stadium. I should know that one. And the FAA, Jesus Christ. And it's pretty, this proposal. The FAA had cleared the plans prior to ODAD's permit to Neat, I almost said DeNi, oh, my God, what's fuck's wrong with me? So I'm looking forward to guesting on the eventual Jimmy Dome, W-T, episode in a few years the oldest spot

frame machine. Browns are still predictably dog shit even after signing two brand new abusers to see if that would help namely sex pest Isaiah Bond out of Texas

and domestic abuser Quinn Sean Judkins out of Ohio State. And formerly of Ole Miss? Yeah, those charges are not good. They would drop, but they are not. No, Ohio State. Moving on.

Can you read this with I'm just going to do all of them? You don't know. No, I'm going to go. I got it. Hey, Tom, hey, Lee, and Postman, Wookie here, he, him, and for a time for, fucking, Jesus. Time for an arena ball update. Last couple of weeks have been kind of wild on the arena ball circuit, not so much

with expansion, but a lot of league movement. First, it coincide with the NAL shifting from an East Coast League to more of a Midwest Great Plains when the Columbus, Georgia Lions, and Wheeling West Virginia Binders have left to help perform the American Arena League, who have been focusing more on being a development semi-pro league the last couple of years. No word yet on who they'll play with, but it's expected that current A.A. A. L2 teams like the Mississippi Will Pack will join them. Go for the

AAL is to be the NAL East of the Mississippi. Sure. Sure. Replacing the lines and minors are the two small market Kansas teams to the AF-1 who have been solid and searched them from playing teams in Everett, Washington. A fire inside. A good band.

I don't know I like the Cartman voice. I don't know. They'll fit it nice in the NAL. I said, now I can't do Carmen if I'm going to try. No, I have to do, I have to be trying to do to do Carmen. Yeah, oh. And finally, the shining beacon of the IFL isn't immune to a rita ball shenan against the Bay Area Panthers of San Jose announced that they're going dormant for the 2025 season. Roy Choise, Twas, played thing has been highly successful winning the 23 IFL championship, but I've been losing a fuck ton of money, playing in front of less than a thousand people in the seven.

17,000 capacity SAP Center. As right now, the IFL will stay at 14T's, the expansion of New Mexico Chupacabras will slide into Bay Area spot in the Western Congress from Puerto Rico. Shut up. No, it's Mexico. I'm pretty sure that Chesafebacobar comes from L'I.

What? I'm pretty sure it comes from L'Kil outside of San Juan. All right, we're going to do some Googling live on air. Chupacabra, Latin America folklore. Original Puerto Rican siting. Oh, South West of the United States and Mexico. Yeah, both.

All right. Oh, that's enough west of the island. Fucked, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, fuck Teresa and Hart for trying to build a data center next to Dail's Grave and sold hunting grounds. Fuck tourist. Fuck Penn State. Fuck Cody Dennison. You weren't fucking canceled. You were a fucking man by NASCAR for being a dub, growery per fuck.

But when he likes. Peta. Pedophilia content and anime and fuck the internet in general. Post me out. Looky out. Jesus Christ. Oh, I'm going to listen to this shit, Alia. That one album, sing the star out.

is so fucking good. Hey, Tom and Yee, Liam. I'll read this one. I'll read this one. Nope, from Minnesota back again with another motorcycle. Another motorcycle endurance rate.

This time is... This time, it's a 2025 trans-American motorcycle. All right, you do it. Motorcycle endurance run. It's a 4,000 mile coast-to-coast run from Nagshead, North Carolina

to Heseda Head Lighthouse in Oregon. The catch. All motorcycles are required to be at least 100 years old with the cutoff year being 1925. The run can say, of 15 stages, each stage being a day plus one extra day for a total of 16, with 25 riders participating. Currently, they have finished the 14th stage and there are still 16 riders in race with a 1913 Henderson in the left attached image, which didn't make it into this

copy-paced job. Motorcycle technically leading for an 11-way tie for first. Anyways, most other riders are on Harley-David-J-D model cycles, as they really were the only one offering a cheap motorcycle in America at the time pictured in the right attached image, not in this image this fucking thing I copied. These people are crazy, but I respect them for it. They show that even the oldest

of motorcycles still got it in them to be a bike worth having an adventure run. That's all I got to say on that for now. Fuck Penn State, fuck ice, fuck septicuts, and go birds. P.S. For everyone listening or reading this, stay safe out there. Thank you, Fizz. number four

Jesus got this then we get six voice men I know we do hey Liam Wayne here type because my voice is absolutely shot

Rutgers suffered their first loss this season against Iowa on Friday and what may be a big blow to any bowl game hopes yeah okay

first half was almost exclusively offense after Rutgers botched coverage on the opening kickoff and had Iowa bring it back for touchdown special teams

and defense was even worse in the previous three games as Rutgers field go intense resulting at a block kick and a meme of a doink The wildest thing was how both quarterbacks played.

Calacamanus for Rectors threw for over 300 yards and went 24 or 40 but his two touchdowns were rushing attempts and he did throw the game ceiling interstitch for Iowa. Next two games are against Minnesota and Washington before the Doom music hits and they play Oregon at home. Liverpool, meanwhile, remain unbeaten

in the Premier League with a 2-1 Merseyside Derby win over Everton, David Moyes and Jack Reelish did a lot of pissing and moaning about referees after the match. Boas are still fighting for a spot in Europe as they beatwater for 2-1. They're ahead of Derry City only on goal differences, although they're still behind Shamrock Rovers by seven points. Rivers has two matches to make up still.

Stay well, guys, go Rutgers, fuck Penn State, never venerate fascists, and free Palestine. Oh, yeah, definitely. I was thinking maybe like there's like Rutgers clearly big time. I don't think it's the right place for them. So maybe Rutgers. Join us down here. Boston College, Syracuse, Miami. Oh, yeah.

You see, you just ought to rebuild the judge. Let's just make it the easy end. Yeah, let's just do that. Can we do that please? We can even let Delaware in just for fucking shits of giggles. Why not? All right. We have a shitload of voicemails too and we're gonna

get to all of them. So right, we got first one's letter carrier, Luke. So let's listen to Luke. Hey, Tom, Yee, Liam's, the letter carrier, Luke here pronouncing him. I see that my joke from last up episode by walking next to an urban freeway did not land because my AirPods could be canceled that shit so good job AirPods number one RFK definitely

fucked the whale number two Jamie Vance definitely fucked the couch if he doesn't have a problem with that they can come talk to me about it and call me a lab alert I'm actually really terrible direct all our accusations like funny you would joke that this is the official podcast of the letter carriers union because there are a lot of different unions of this organization, which I am recently learning. Most Man Wookie, as far as I know, is a rural carrier who has a totally different union than a city carriers, which also means a completely different contract.

For example, rural carriers don't have to wear uniforms like I do with my lovely striped down the side of my pants. The shorts are nice, though. Since you got a correspondence updating on various sports, maybe I could update on some labor organizing happening here in Minneapolis. Hell yeah. We are currently fighting for the right to strike. as letter carriers, because we do not have that.

Oh, yeah. A couple of our local branches recently voted to pass our resolution for the right to strike, which is awesome. Additionally, there were some teams to Zer at the University of Minnesota that were on strike. They actually won the strike just last night because Willie Nelson interceded on our behalf. Oh, hell, yeah. Because we were going to be out picketing at the concert of Willie Nelson, the farm-made concert, really Nelson was about to do.

And Willie Nelson was like, yo, I'm not crossing the picket line. So thank you to Willie Nelson for helping out. fucking baseball 320 here at the University of Minnesota anyways fuck every single goddamn billionaire fuck the factors fuck Penn State have a nice thanks thanks look that's interesting I didn't know that it's like sept as a million union like just one big union

if you heard that idea before maybe I just came up with that but you know you could leverage that power maybe if everyone in the United States was in one union you could very easily handle our nation's issues. Yes, you can do that. Yeah. What was I going to say?

Oh, in uniforms, do the postal carriers have a dress blues? If not, they should. I hope so. I hope so. I hope they have like, well, like, you know, like on their,

on the collar, you have like, you know, like the crossed rifles for the army. I hope they have little mail trucks. That'd be so cute. All right. Next, we have Nova. This is our Nova, like 10K,000 losses, Nova.

And it's not short for anything. Remember that. So let's listen to her. Hi, Tom, Yale, Liam. Nova pronounce she and her here from Deep in the Heart of Chiefs Country. I'm a transplant from St. Louis, so I never vived with this no history 19th century Plains City and 1.5 million Republican suburbanites. But enough about me. I'd like to start this message with a stupid joke.

please play along knock knock who's there who's there Owen Owen who Owen who Owen who

Owen two Chiefs Ha Got him fucking rack him I've been taking in the opinions of the AM radio shows out here

and the most amusing cope I've heard so far is that the problem with the Chiefs is that they're frightened of the QB sneak and that the Chiefs need to get over that time

Mahomes heard his knee trying it out against the Broncos and do more sneaks and, you know, fight fire with fire. Yeah, that's it. The man went on to say that Mahomes is a pretty big guy, so he ought to be great at it. And I'm like, no, my guy, I know, he's literally an inch shorter than average and right at the average weight.

And every time somebody looks at him funny, he puts on a sort of a show for daddy referee to bail him out and give him a participation first down. Sending that man up the middle and everyone on earth is going to go up the middle is how you get him a career-ending injury. I mean, not that I would mind. Yeah. Anyway, it is really gratifying to see the Chief's kingdom grasping at straws so hard that they would even count in that such a plan. Not super happy with the Eagles offensive play calls, but I don't know, it's got to be kind of

frustrating. It's like when you're playing Madden against your little brother and you're trying to be a grown-up about it, and your little brother's just spamming the Blitz button over and over again until the fatigue bar finally fills up with Red halfway through the third. quarter and the Xbox kind of locks that play out on the selection screen and then your little brother's got to be normal again. I wouldn't know what to do against that either. But then again, I'm not one of only 32 people on Earth who are being paid to do that job.

That's all I got. Go birds. Go birds. Thank you, Nova. Go birds. Very well composed the voice, make you tell you actually prepared for that. You do more preparation for your voicemail than we do for this fucking podcast. So thank you.

Thank you. Appreciate it, Nova. All right. All right. We got, we got Carl. Carl, a newer listener, but definitely a rising star here on the voicemails. So let's listen to Carl. Hi, what's going on, guys?

This is your friend of neighborhood trucker here, Carl. He, him. Hi, what's up, guys? So real quick, this weekend, the only major voters for a series that I watch at Rice, with NASCAR. All three series, we're at Thunder Valley in Bristol, Tennessee. It's way, way used to, way used to, well, the kind of Tennessee where nobody really should be unless you're going to the race.

Anyway, Lane Riggs, who's the son of Scott Riggs, one of my childhood favorites won the Truck Series race on Friday, and Saturday on Saturday Series race. Eric Amarola, who was sponsored by Young Life, which is those people are kind of free. Um, and also, uh, sponsored by he gets us, the, uh, the, the genius commercials where obsessed with feet for some reason, uh, won the Saturday series at, uh, at, uh, Bristol. And then on Sunday, Jesus feet picks, uh, Christopher Bell, uh, who I, up until he gave a victory to the interview was a big fan of and you can look it up why I'm not going to success to say why, um, won the, uh, Sunday night race, which the actual, the cup race itself

was great, um, only because it was chaotic. Tires, I mean, had about as much durability as a marshmallow, like I said, in a seal furnace. I mean, they did not last, so that made it kind of crazy. In any case, yeah, that was pretty much it. My guy, my bubble ran pretty well and got wrecked toward the end by a coal custer who should be selling CNC machines and not being sponsored by. Like, no, it wasn't cold custard. No, I was cold cuss.

Never mind. I'm losing to track my own story. Hey, anyway, real quick, guys, unfortunately, as somebody that works in the trades, I will say, There are some people out here with some crazy ideas and saying some kind of crazy things. So, for you, Tom, you, and Liam, and the listeners kind of keep your guys itself safe, unfortunately, with everything that's going on right now. As always, you know, fuck everybody that don't like. How about that? No, fuck Donald Trump.

There you go. Fuck C.K. Fuck Kyle Arson. Fuck Max for Shappen. Go strove, go Phillies. fuck uh hell i can't remember oh by the way drum roll please uh fuck pin state there we go bravo yeah um that's all i got uh lean by the way if you ever get uh you know i don't know 16 hours of time maybe you can't explain to me how the fuckplex works i've been trying for up the year i can't make

mine he doesn't know all right guys love your show for on the food stay safe uh all right bye oh thanks carl appreciate that oh my god oh yeah to say fuck whoever i i i they're trying to get like a big chilling effect you know I'm definitely cautious at work but I actually am very non-biased at work but

yeah I um fuck this shit you fucking come to my fucking house dipshits exactly I will introduce you to the content yeah I probably had to believe that

because I can it's my house I know but if you actually say that you why there's no duty to retreat because you well you know I do the law

I just happen to know the law I'm just telling you what I've heard okay well I listen I will get old man Anderson out of retirement me then I'll leave yours in go for it I don't give a fuck I have a social worker man I got nothing to lose

Just to the size, because A-F-I is on my brain, their one song has, like, the most pretentious lyrics. They all do. 26 years, and it seems like I've just begun to understand that, my intimate is no one. You're like, what kind of bullshit? When the director sold the show, who bought its last rights, they cut the cast, the music, and the lights. I might have read this before. It's a song about Home is Nowhere. And I like the song.

It's a good song, but Jesus Christ. dude, you're 26. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's why I like the wonder years. The songwriting is actually there. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, if he was actually 26, with Davey Havoc was 26 when he wrote this, I feel like he was like 55, which would make it funnier.

I hate the like, oh, my God, my life is up. My life is over now. I'm 23. You know, it's like, no, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You're not even, your brain hasn't even finished developing yet. Anyway, we got three more voice fails. We got Haley Image, which is what...

Who could this possibly be? It's definitely not Google's transcription being really stupid. Hey, guys. Yeah, Tom. This is Charlie. This is Tully from Roxborough. Heham. Recapping two Union games this week, where they both shit in our own mouth and die.

The union was completely goofing everything up. They went from, you know, having probably their biggest road win in a year to their worst. They went up to Vancouver and lost 7-0. Gave up four goals in the first half. Two of them were penalties. Thomas Miller got a hat trick, which he completed in the second half. That now makes that game the worst union loss in team history, beating the Concca Calf crash-out of last year.

And, well, you know, they heavily rotated some players. It didn't work. Carnal did the worst possible thing you could do when you over-rotate the lineup. He recalled everybody right before the half, which doesn't even mean he burned three substitutions and a substitution window instead of waiting for the halftime where it would have been a free substitution window, which meant all of the players he was trying to rest

ended up playing more than 60 minutes of game time. Then that was in order to rest players for Tuesday nights H.L. Hunts, United States Open Cup semifinal against Nashville, where they lost again, 3-1. They were down 2-0 in the first half. Basically, a lot of the goals they've been conceding have been the kind of goals they've been conceding ones and twos of getting stretched out, teams stretching them out, sideline to sideline and finding areas in the midfield.

This has been happening more on set pieces, especially in the cup semi-final, where both of the first goals, Dan's search, also had an ad trek in that game, where the union were pulled apart side to side and found opening. So it's looking like they're not defending set pieces, which is something they do well on, and looking really gay at the last two games where they're going to go into this Saturday against New England one of their two remaining home games next three games are winnable for the union

but I'm not seeing them retaining the shield either so we'll see about that later fellas thank you Charlie we actually Charlie calls in later so we have more more more Charlie Charlie but first we have Sean for San Francisco

so let's listen Hey what's up This is Sean I'm in San Francisco California Just want to start off We're saying Go Fog rugby

Ranging D3 rugby champions out of San Francisco I just wanted to call it and say I think you guys Have the best Opening theme of any piece of media ever I think you're in a freeway tie

with the Price is Right and Archer Thank you I love Archer one. Oh, thanks. I definitely didn't steal it from. It's not feeling out the sound of Philadelphia by, uh,

oh, what's the name of the band? You dickhead. Oh, it's the fucking, um, Jesus Christ, they're like the biggest soul producers ever. We're doing great. So good. It's, um,

so good. MFSP, but it was, it's Gamble and Huff's guys. Yeah. I'm not helping you. Yeah. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, uh, isn't it also the sole train theme?

Brother, I don't know. Oh, all right. Do I, do it so good? Do I want a powder blue Eagles varsity jacket? Yes. Or not Eagles, Phillies I meant. Yes. I figured that's what you meant.

Yeah. That looks kind of good. Because I just saw, uh, I saw fucking Jason Alexander with a Yankees, uh, Jacket? Yes. Saw that. And I hate the Yankees, but Jesus Christ, the white one looks just fucking sick. It does look good. It does look good.

Yeah. Jason, he's good looking old. I guess he is. What are you going to do? You know, it's just the way it is for us, you know, we just get old. Yeah, we all do. You're not special. All right.

We got our last Charlie. We're almost here, Liam. Oh, ow. Hey, guys. Hey, Liam. Hey, Tom. This is Charlie from Rossboro. He can.

Recapping yesterday is, uh, Philadelphia Union gave. They did win. It did look ugly. For the first half, they did hold the New England Revolution to under seven goals. It was actually zero goals. Wow. Giamiani scored the only goal in the game in the second half to win it.

Another great through ball, probably by Wagner, to Alasky. He passed it. While Bruno Jamiani and Ty Berebo were lined up making the exact same run, it was Damiani, who got the foot on it to put it past. Former Crystal Palace and Nottingham Forrest and would have been Leon's starting keeper if they weren't subject to a transfer ban, Matt Turner, who came back to MLS to his former club, New England.

They're still in first place with three games left for them in the regular season. and everybody else is that got a significant chance to overtake them, still got games in hands, Vancouver and Miami. Miami is finalizing a deal to keep messy around for another three seasons. I'll take them to their new stadium. Old man, messy back. It's an actual Miami this time and not Fort Lauderdale, so it'll be the bridge for that.

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