Ten Thousand Losses - Bow the Knee to no Magyar

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

Liam is back (again) and the boys talk the misery that is the Flyers, gratitude for the Sixers season ending, and describe baseball as the sport of republicanism. Also featuring listener messages and voicemails.  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Watch Tom on the latest WTYP at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogvWGwXG0zQ   Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head assessment. And we are live. We're recording. We had a mini spring break, but we're back from it. Hi. Hi.

You're it's been it's been. Is it your first appearance? It's been your first appearance. You were you were off. I was on the I was on I.R. And then I came back for a week and then I was on. I was DFA. Yeah, you got you got picked up by the athletics.

Yeah. Oh, that bad luck for me. Yeah. Hey, at least it's not. I mean, that does suck. It will be the show I got drafted by the White Sox. So sorry, man. You don't you deserve better than that. I know. I know. But you're speaking of bad teams, teams that suck.

So I finally went to my first ever Flyers game in person. Is that really? Yeah. Well, I mean, the team is obviously putrid. Yeah. Yeah. It was, I had been to many phantoms games as a kid at the spectrum, but I never went to a Flyers game.

Right. And we got cheap, cheap ass tickets through our union months ago. Right. And we got cheap, cheap ass tickets through our union months ago. Right. Before they fired a tortella. Torts, yeah. I think there were 17 bucks each and there were actually tickets on sale for cheaper by the time we were looking up how much these tickets cost. I actually had something I wanted to say about the flyers firing him Which I thought was why did you hire him in the first place? And like that he was such a like it like I think he fits with like what the flyers sort of perceive Themselves to be which is like tough guy broadshoot bullies hockey the guys an asshole

Like and I don't want to use that when they hired him. You're like this guy's not the right Where like he's I think he's good in certain situations Which is like all right? I've got a veteran core that kind of needs a kick in the ass Yeah, I just don't have that it's all young kids. They need like a developmental guy. Who's like all right guys We're gonna go out there and suck, but you're gonna try your best for me. Okay, like yeah We're not gonna we're probably not gonna make the playoffs But I want to see year-over-year improvement cuz my job and your job fucking depends on it try your best for me, OK? Like, yeah, we're not going to make the playoffs, but I want to see year over year improvement

because my job and your job fucking depends on it. But like, Torz was never the right guy. And I was just like, this guy always sucked. What were you doing? And it's just like it's a year and a half of a wasted hockey team. I mean, the Flyers should be contracted, but now they should be relegated. They should relegate it to the HL, right?

Along with the fucking Bruins who ruined my life. Shouts out Zach hacked at his beloved Buffalo Sabres who piss and shit all over themselves. Flyers play the Sabres tonight at seven. I'm going to watch that game on ESPN Plus. I'm going to make my wife sit there and watch it. Oh, but we like the clockwork orange. Oh, the Lutiko technique.

Yeah. Well, I mean, it was all right. I've said this before about hockey. The intermissions are painful. The it is way too long. Yeah, I understand that the players need the rest. I get that. Right. Shifts are hard. Ten minutes, please. Please. It I was with my wife and a friend and it was it was painful.

The hockey was bad. I've seen good hockey, right? Yeah. I grew up in an era where the flyers were decent. Right. I have a Lindroth jersey now that I paid way too much money for. Yeah, it was. So I was I was the only guy I was only the guy I was the only guy in there wearing Phillies colors because I don't have a flyers. I'll buy a flyers thing.

But you'll buy a hat. Yeah. But the there was two guys wearing Eagle's jerseys, one of which was a half black, half green Eagle's jersey, which is like, I guess you're like, all right, it's got black in it. It counts. I, so I was once at a Flyers game. I was at a Flyers Sabres game with Zach, my wife and my sister-in-law. And we were sitting, Zach and I were just like complaining because the Flyers are putrid.

I don't have a rooting interest in the Flyers. Zach has a rooting interest in the Sabres who suck. I were watching them and. Zach and I are alternatively booing and cheering when the Sabres are doing well and when the fliers are doing well and we hear like a little like, Mommy, yes, sweetie, behind us. She goes, are those two men ahead of us even rooting for the fliers? And she goes, no, sweetie.

Oh, no, we weren't. We weren't. I once sat through Flyers Blackhawks before the Hawks got Connor Bedard a couple years ago. That was, I think, the worst hockey game I've ever seen. And I've seen bad hockey. And that came in at like 6-4, but the teams just like we're not playing competitive hockey And there's like you go to like an early season game for a team that doesn't have many Postseason expectations and you're like, all right, these guys aren't gonna try it all Christmas, but you're like, you know that right?

But yeah, the Flyers fucking suck dude. They suck to watch it was a three nothing It was a three nothing lost It was a three nothing loss right. Who were they playing? I almost said we. Columbus. The so. It'll make metric Mike happy at least. Yeah. So we left. We left. After the second.

The second intermission. Yeah. Yeah. And we get outside and I hear across from says, you know, where Sis's Bank Park is, I just hear a massive cheer and just happiness and joy and I was like, god damn it, we could have been doing that. And it was Bryce Harper had hit a three-run bomb apparently at that time and it was like, we could have been there, we could have been seeing joy Alas in the lack, but we didn't know we had the fuck of flyers. Hang on. What's the score right now?

It's five to three five three us. Yeah I I got to talk to you off air about MLB TV. Oh Yeah, I used to have it I don't know I'm gonna buy it but I gotta throw you my login good off air about MLB TV. Oh. Yeah. I used to have it. I don't have it anymore. I know. I'm going to buy it.

But I got to throw you my login. But it's going to be a, yeah. Oh, sick. Yeah. But you still can't get, it's only out of market, right? Well, I, yeah. But I have, I have cable. You don't have cable.

And you're not on my YouTube TV plan anymore. No. Because I don't have YouTube TV anymore uh i have a very funny story about that uh no i can't tell that because it'll dox my wife that'd be bad um yeah yeah don't do that uh yes do you want to go floss uh yeah i got like something stuck do you want to go or just keep keep at it is it bothering you no I just want to know if it would make you more comfortable All right. Let me go. Let me go floss real fast floss. Give me give me give me 30 seconds. Yeah, take your time, man make carnitas they were we weren't expecting them to be ready until after after recording but They were at the right temperature, so they were falling apart. I got the right temperature to jump back and forth.

I don't know what that song is. Oh, it's called temperature. This was like a Taylor Swift song. No, it's Sean Paul, you fucking racist. I didn't know Taylor Swift was Puerto Rican. He's Jamaican, but oh, shit. I was talking with Taylor Swift was Puerto Rican. He's Jamaican, but oh shit. I was talking about Taylor Swift, not Sean Paul. I have nothing against Jamaicans.

Actually, I like Jamaican food. Yeah, I also like eating delicious oxtail. Yeah, they jerk chicken and just like my the thing with Jamaican food is, you know how like with most foods like I'm on a Zempik side, like the food noise has gone away, but like portions are smaller. That switch in my brain on a Zempik that's like, Hey, you should probably stop eating, just not work on Jamaican food. And it's just like, keep eating the jerk chicken, keep stuffing your mouth, fatty, fatty, fatty, no friends. Yeah, exactly. Just eat it. No, our school cafeteria has stepped it up

of late and a couple of weeks ago they made jerk chicken. Multi ethnic day. stepped it up of late and a couple weeks ago they made jerk chicken. Multi-ethnic day. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's the, there are less white people in the cafeteria staff than before and the food quality has jumped up. Nice. So, I gotta say, we're not, we haven't been doing, you know, like white people gotta step it up cooking wise, you know, we gotta, we we, we, we just, because good food is,

is, is really, that's, that's the only place you can have imperialism anymore. Sure. All right. Got your attention at least. All right, hold on. Let me adjust this. What are you adjusting? My microphone, my penis, I mean.

My microphone. All right, hold on. Let me look up the thing. All right. Look at the notes. Yeah. My penis, I mean. My microphone. All right. Hold on. Let me look up the thing. All right. Look at the notes.

Yeah. Hello. Hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne, my pronouns are he, he and with me is my co-host. Yeah. Do you see he, he, him? You sure. How do you say breakfast, Tom? Break fast. That's not do you say breakfast, Tom? Break fast. That's not how you say it, Tom. I don't even know what I'm talking about.

I call breakfast. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm Liam. My pronouns are also here. Oh, what do you just drop? I didn't. I did this. Oh, OK. All right. I thought my level's a little bit.

No, it sounded like you dropped like a like four Small balls off of the table. Please don't insult me that way Normal size. Oh, no, we're gonna still come down bit talk about how smaller balls are I just slap my dong on the table like I'm like I'm in the Johnson administration. Yeah, exactly Yeah, so We talked about the flyers. And exactly. Yeah, so. We talked about the flyers. Oh, what would you do with John Tortell's penis? Makes me laugh.

I mean, nothing, nothing, nothing. We got no guests. Fuck you announcements. And stay while we're here. Sure. Why not? Is there anyone you everyone who went to Penn State is a say it with me. Say it with me, Tom is safe and the lion is it.

You can't say that. Can't say that. Why can't I say that? Say that it's against the law. Why is it low? It's because woke is illegal. That's why that's why the hockey. I was in a house toward today. Beautiful house. Beautiful house, folks.

I can't do Trump. They had a house toward today. Beautiful house. Beautiful house folks. I can't do Trump. They had a house. It was a beautiful house. Half Nova, half Penn State. Oh, good Lord. I was like, I don't even want to buy this anymore. Yeah. You're funding.

You're funding McCormick's next campaign. Yeah. Sorry, dickheads. I went to temple. That the blue, not very nice. I want a good color. Get a gold in here. Gold, very classy, very nice.

I feel very badly that you don't have a gold house. All right. It's it's it's not do Trump's not as funny anymore. It really isn't. It went from buffoon to like, Nazi. Yeah, like straight up, like, let's send people to a death camp in El Salvador. Yeah. El Salvador. Where like, did you see that satellite imagery?

And of course, you can't tell. Yeah, but you know. I'm sure people are fucking dying in there. But yeah, it's great. It's great. Love it. Sebastian Gorka says that us discussing this negatively is a editing and bettering, abetting terrorism. So but I will bow the knee to no Magyar. So yeah, come dig me out.

Yeah, I can't guarantee that I'll win, but I can guarantee that we both lose. I'm not. I'm not. I will not heed the words of any Hungarian. Do the words castle doctrine mean? Yeah, because he's a filthy any Hungarian. Do the words Castle doctrine mean? Yeah, because he's a filthy collaborator. Do the words Castle doctrine mean anything? I'm just being anti Hungarian. That's all filthy collaborators, man.

I have a single last one of them. Yeah, I know. You are the rejects of the Finno-Ugric language family. There's a reason they. Yeah, yeah. Linguistic burn. Yeah, yeah, linguistic burn. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. My dad does think where he gets mad at Ukrainians because he thinks they're all filthy collaborators.

I mean, I mean, we're putting our hands up in like a Larry Davidist fashion right now. We're raising the roof, but none of the Kulaks house, that's going down. Oh yeah, that's,. That roof is on fire. Yeah, don't hoard grading kids. It's bad for you. I texted you this morning because I didn't have my phone on me last night during a four and a half hour, 10,000, well, there's your problem session. Yeah.

And there's some bits in there that you should listen to the raw audio if you get a chance because you'll never get to hear them again, folks. Oh no. Speaking of which, apparently on Reddit, the WTYP Reddit, I know, I know, he's going to say it. Just go ahead and say it, get it out of the way. Don't go on Reddit. All right.

People are like, I don't understand why the molasses flood audio can't be released. And it's like, it's literally distant people yelling piss and wheels. Because they didn't record it real good. Yeah, it sucks. I wouldn't anyway. And then there was a person who's like, I don't understand. Where can you find it? And I'm like, well, I have access to it. Where did you get it from? And they gave me the flare on that Reddit that says literally Tom from Philly. And like no one's getting that. Like I'm not just like some random dipshit.

Like I have access to the Rawls. But it's OK. Be innocent. I haven't tried to listen to it either. There's there's like yesterday. So we did L.A. Transit, which is coming out as a bonus. And there's like yesterday so we did LA Transit which is coming out as a bonus and there's Do this phrase Beverly Hills Isis mean anything to you? Beverly Hills Isis. Yeah, I can't wait for that bitch gonna get chopped. There's a bit about my dad in college and law school

It's gonna get chopped. Oh, no, there's a bit about uh Oh my god The phrase hang these ghouls from lamp posts gets thrown around a lot. Oh, great. Yeah, I tell. The guy to. Do something, do something. Yeah, meanwhile, I get all the worse. I said on the last one I was on was was Cusano,

and I was like, you guys are the bleep that I'm not sure. So people try to pretend to slur and they're like, and nobody's like that. It just beats worm and they are worms. Like, OK, all right. Don't don't bleep it. That's that's up to our beloved. That's up to the devil of the final call. Hopefully will not reveal my face by accident.

Would be funny if they did. Yeah, I I had the when when we were cutting to by accident. It would be funny if they did. Yeah. I had the, when we were cutting to, because Rouse Warming was alt tabbing, I just did this. Yeah. And I was like, please Devin sensor. Ooh, serious listening to me. I said, please.

Yeah, that's right. I have a British lady Siri. Okay. All right. I like, I dirty Anglophile. But I had this. I was like, please censor my fingerprints. So I hope they don't. Yeah, that would be funny though. If they did. It's conflicting being a Hiberno file and an Anglophile at the same time. I imagine that it is. I'm a Francophile because I'm a man.

Gross. You do. You do want to see a guillotine and Piccadilly. I've seen it. Yeah. Well, I've seen the only guillotine ever used in North America. Is that in Quebec or Montreal? No. Where is it? Buddy St. Pierre and Michelin off the coast of Newfoundland. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit, we didn't. I blanked out there. I was like, wait, we didn't do the rest of the intro. Voicemail call in 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses for reporting our bonus next week. We're sorry. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's been bad. It's been bad. Yeah, our fault.

I'm going to be extra pressed for time with with with me participating in softball. So I'm being bad at sports, which is in the keeping of this podcast. And sports are better when they're worse, especially when you're playing them. Yeah. Some of the guys like, you know, do like they're like, you know, we kind of like to smoke up sometimes before a game like you down for that. I'm like I mean like I I fuck with it, but like I think I'm gonna be really bad I'm gonna be really bad. They're like, oh you could drink on this league is like yeah, I'm gonna be really I don't want to Be less bad like maybe I'll have like a beer before like to take the edge off Off your slow pitch softball. Yeah. But I'm glad you're doing it.

Yeah, no, it's going to be fun. It's good exercise. I was so I was talking to my I was talking to Sean, my father-in-law, and we were at a golf simulator on chestnut. No, I was. Yeah, it was fun. Five iron. It honestly it fucked. It was the day of the Masters, the Saturday of the Masters. So last Saturday and

He was like, uh, oh I was like, yeah, they never did top golf reflect tackle football. This is the closest I can get Who let's get copyright patent pending top golf Tackle football tackle football. So do we just have guys that like we get to tackle? good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing.

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I hate the ball. You instinctively hate as a true footballist, and you instinctively hate the ball. Don't trust them. I just that I was just waiting for them to cart you out there. You're like an art reliever. Tom. Yeah, just throwing us off. Oh, Tom.

Well, I've told you what my entrance would be, right? Ride the white thing? Close. You have the bullpen car, but it's a hearse. And it drives and they start playing the undertaker theme. And when the hearse gets to the pitcher's mound, they have like fours. It will be non stick, non tacky. I non tacky. Corpse.

It is a thing I will pay to see. Yeah. And I like black metal too, but you and I are going to have to do it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don'ty. I not tacky. Corpses is a thing I hate to see. Yeah. And I like black metal, too, but you.

I'll be a black version. The black version, black metal version of the Undertaker theme song. Just as soon as I open up. Yeah, I would do. Listen, there's there's a lot of guys and play baseball be scared of that Oh, yeah, cuz it'd be like not my good Christian Stadium. Yeah Yeah, you're way Bryce Harper. Yeah Actually, I think Bryce might fuck with him more than you think probably

Because every every one who plays major league baseball shit six to four Way to go. Oh, he's pitching really well. He is. Do I have to bring up baseball reference? Do I need to? Do I have to pull up fan graphs? It's 6-6, bud. Is it? How's it 6-6?

They just hit it to our home run. But there's no one on base. I know. I'm talking to you from the future, Tom. Oh, I thought maybe my feed was really behind. I was getting really upset. I'm just fucking with you. The website, does it have the San Francisco jack on there yet? Tom. Oh, I thought maybe my feed was really behind. I was really upset. The website does have the San Francisco Jack on there yet. I don't know if the scoreboard's wrong or not, but.

Gerald Homer, the left center. OK, we did our Patreon. You can go there, get bonuses that we're going to do. We're doing movie one. I think Williams picked a really bad one. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to be like red letter media, but with sports. Dick jokes. Yeah. It's just red letter media. Well, and if you listen to their old stuff and there's an N word in one of them, I think they delisted that one. Oh yeah. We, hey man, you can say what you want about it. There's your problem, but that's never made it to here. That's never happened. Oh yeah, we, hey man, you can say what you want about, there's your problem, but that's never made it to here.

Yeah, that's never happened. Yeah. Let's say about that the better. Anyway, so let's go. Hockey's we talked about are dead. Hockey's are dead is what you do. You did have to take out the slur in the second to last episode I was on. Oh, I wasn't. It wasn't a slur. No, you were on that one. Which one?

last episode I was on. It wasn't a slow... No, you were on that one. Which one? I was saying there's how you find South Boston in the fog as there's a guy with a South Boston accent saying Mick, but rotating and I was simulating the Doppler effect and it sounded awfully like the words that we would never say. I was not on that episode. You were. You were absolutely on that episode. Your voice is on it. That's where I did the jumbo. I did boom how. Oh yeah. Oh, yes. Okay. Yeah. You were not on the last one, which is not out yet, which is robot Tom here from the future. It is out. Go listen to it. There are bits like the Pennsylvania Secret Service

Air Wing Texas pilots that just want a sweet tea on the veranda and much more. Did you talk about some- The Bermuda Triangle apparently? Spoopy. Spoopy, yeah. Yeah. Why we didn't do that for a Halloween episode is beyond me, but I'm not in charge of my podcast. You talk to Ross about that. I mean, I also suggest that you think maybe in November you do that, Mr. Sterl, and like you do it in November.

But it will probably happen as it happens. Like come out next year. Mid-May. Yeah. You got a hell of a backlog right now. Yeah. It's a good problem to have. All right. Two outs. All right. One strike away. So anyway, we talk about the Flyers Sixers.

All right. Thank God it's So anyway, we talk about the Flyers Sixers are. Thank God it's over. Yeah. Good Lord. What a shitty season. Just clear clear it all. See what you can get for indeed. Yeah. God damn it all. Yeah. Good song.

I agree. Yeah. Just get this. Just just. It sucks. It's terrible. Paul George is such a waste. They need to fire Darrell Mori. 100% Please, please, please go send them to Xinjiang, where his true passions lie.

Three balls, two strikes. That's good, right? I mean, it's better than the three balls, two strikes. That's good, right? I mean, it's better than three balls, no strikes. I think your feet is ahead of mine. Well, man, strike them out. I who made the Giants good? I don't know. My feet. I. OK. Well, hang on.

Billy's defense moment. You got on this today. Yeah. OK, I'm going to close out before I have it. All right. What? Why? Why are I think I asked you some blue sky, why are all tire companies either one letter away from like a slur or an insult? I mean, tire companies. Yeah. I mean, come ho tires, really.

Kumo. I know. But then there's the other one. I'm not going to. It's a slur. I'm not going to say it. Continental. No, it's type it in chat. Oh, Kubo is South Korean. Oh, is it this one is South Korean, too. Oh, I accidentally spelled it.

No, I didn't spell it the wrong way. That's the right way to spell. I did not mean to spell it that way on purpose. I know. But it's pronounced the way I spelled it the first time. Hankuk tire is also South Korean. I thought they were South Korea. But the South Korean pronunciation is the

it literally means Korea. That's so funny. That's where that word comes from. right? Okay. Well, you know, they're Korea they get to do it Right, but it just makes me uncomfortable. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. They're not bending to your to your whims foreigner I Love him. I'm still reading the Aubrey Matron books. I'm on book 15 now, I think nice and He's just like, so what was he saying there in foreign? He was speaking foreign to me.

Like, I love how they just he's so unabashed depicting the the fucking English choice for our game over. Six, four, one. There we go. It's 12 strikeouts for Sanchez today. Nice. All right. Take it.

All right. I need to I need to close Wiktionary. Yeah. So Phillies, let's talk about the Phillies. Talk about the Phillies. They're OK. They took two out of four with the Giants. They were pretty decent. So they're 13 to five. We're 10 to eight. We had some to to sloppy loss. Yeah. Yeah. We're we decent. So yeah, they're 13 to 5. We're 10 to 8. We had some too sloppy losses. Yeah, yeah.

Brandon Marsh needs to be executed in public. Brandon Marsh seems like a great guy. Too bad he's going to be executed in public. Send him down, Triple A, man. Like, put him in his swing back. Yeah, and then with the, hey, man, we'll bring you back if we can. Yeah, that sort of thing But yeah, he's he's he's stinking it up bring keep Sosa like boom boom

They say the bitches love Sosa, that's what I heard in a song. Yeah. Yeah, and we're the bitches did we do this last time? I or we might have did this over text. Yeah, we did this over text who loves Sosa I might have did this over text. Yeah, we did this over text. Who loves us? Yeah, we I'm looking at I'm looking at our past. Yeah, we had to to shut out to get to against the cards. Are the cards fun hole? Yeah, they're I mean, they're always like, but they're like shitty this year.

Oh, hang on one second. Yeah. Oh, you hear that? I literally did. Yeah. Yeah, we lost. We finally split a series. We had lost against the series of Braves and then the series against the Cardinals. And I mean, it's nice that we beat the Dodgers, but we got the Marlins coming in. Marlins are, they're always the Marlins. But looking at the standings right now, seeing the Braves at the bottom makes me so happy. Yeah, I know, right? It's just like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. The Mets are good though. It's going to be tough. The NLS is a nasty division this year, but it's nice to have baseball back.

I'm happy with it. I love baseball. I didn't use to, but now I do. Yeah, it's the best sport. It's a sport of kings, or no, it's a Republican sport. So it's the sport of- This is the sport of unifying DC, unfortunately. It's the sport of deposing DC, unfortunately. It's the sport of deposing kings, actually. That's not. I mean, it should be. I mean, there's a team literally called the Royals.

Yeah, well, we should change your name. I think it's just because Royal Blue, and then they went with the Rift. Kansas City. Yeah, the name of the Royals. Well, they had the Monarchs, too. Yeah, yeah name of the rules. Well, they had the monarchs too. Yeah. They were they've always in the Kansas City Royals plays so much to the American Royal, a livestock show, horse show, rodeo and championship barbecue competition. As well as the identical names of the barbecue Negro League teams. That's really cool.

Yeah. Yeah, there was the Kansas City Monarchs. Yeah, Kansas City Monarchs were a Negro League team. Yeah, I love that it's I still I'm looking at this livestock show and barbecue. So the ones that lose, I guess you get the. Yeah. But yeah, so so so yeah, baseball, baseball is nice. It's nice to have in the back. I'm going to go see I'm going to finally go see a game on Sunday.

I think I had a chance. And then we need to figure out some time to go see a game. Yes. In the summer. I love that. And what would be nice is it would be really nice if SEPTA didn't doesn't do those fucking cuts that I can see a game in the. No, you deserve nothing. Yeah, because right now, the way it stands, nice if septa didn't doesn't do those fucking cuts so that i can see a game in the no you deserve nothing yeah because right now the way it stands the the trains at doylesand will stop

at nine and they already fucking suck it sucks because there's like a 10 o'clock train and then there's like an 11 30 then like a 12 and that's it that's it you know who who I have truly come to love, which is should be obvious, but fucking Tom McCarthy and Crook just like, oh yeah, just like clearly just like I love that man. They are they are far like I have listened to most major league announcers. They are the most fun anyone's ever had. They're pretty they're pretty fun. They're pretty fun up there. The Mets the Mets crew is pretty fun too, but the, yeah. Those two, now Ben Davis on the other hand, a blackhead, literally, the square is strong on the man. He annoys me. I know he does.

No, but what is funny is that you can tell that Tom knows he's an idiot and he likes to make fun of him. Right. And Ben does not get it. And then I put Rubin in the mid-tier. I know a lot of people hate on Rubin Amaro Jr. for his position stuff, but he's actually a decent, I think he's a decent announcer, a color guy. The Ben Davis on the other hand though, he gets so mad at the other team when they make mistakes. Yes. And it's like, buddy, like maybe we should be happy that they made a mistake because we're rooting for the Tholace. It is funny though. Oh God. Oh, Tom,

that was just, that was, oh, that's absolutely, oh, I would have gotten yelled at. It's like, dude, you're like a career one 84 hitter. Yeah, yeah. Stop it. Oh, that's absolutely. Oh, I would have gotten yelled at. So, dude, you're like a career one eighty four hitter. Yeah, yeah. Stop it. As I say, as I look to my left and see his dumb fucking face on the post game show. But yeah, no, Kruk. Kruk is a treasure. I don't want to know his politics.

No, you don't. But I can tell you what they are, but no, you don't. I hope I hope it's not too because. But then again, he's like he does really support women's sports and I feel like, oh, you could be one of those. I mean, he's either the good kind of West Virginia or the real bad kind of West Virginia. Yeah. I don't, I wager he's, I mean, he is a basketball guy too. I wager he's not a bigot, but he probably has some dumb takes. He also loves the troops too though.

He's from West Virginia, man. You don't have to love the troops. Okay, I'll tell him. Alright, thank you. I appreciate it. Alright, I'm just going to search John Crook Trump. Oh no, I haven't done my annual John Kruk politics search yet this year. No, no.

Oh, he signed to Trump baseball, but it's the brand. I know, I know. That's the brand our league uses. Oh, he knew it was... Trump's fault. We lost the 93, but that's from 2017. Let's see. Okay. Well, I don't know. I honestly don't know. He did take a shot at Kurt Schilling so I think that... Oh did he? Yeah. What was this? 2017. Okay. 2015. 2015. All right. Moving on. All right. Nothing. Nothing. All right.

Nothing conclusive. No. All right. Great. Great. College football. Everyone on temple is dead. Yeah. No, I guess we're gonna. Yeah, we course. So he's retiring. Lee Corso. He's retiring, which finally. I think he's going to do one last one. Yeah, August 30th. And I think, what do you think they're going to let Pat McAfee do the fucking heads? Who's going to do the mascot heads? It's going to be McAfee. Oh my God, he's so fucking annoying.

I hate that fucking guy. And I know that that John for Pittsburgh tried to advocate, you know, a critical, critical reading of of him being a Pennsylvania guy. And we should support more Pennsylvania guys. No, we do need more Pennsylvania guys. Just not that one. Not that one. Fucking McVie. He's a dickhead. I don't like him. Yeah.

Yeah, let's let's. But Lee Corso, I mean, I think I texted you one day last year, it's like, Lee Corso on College Game Day is elder abuse. Oh yeah, yeah, you're not the only person who thinks that, and I think you're right. I understand someone has a stroke and they wanna come back,

and it actually is good for them to do the things they used to and just try. Right, well, like, Please make this stop, right? Reform those neural pathways and all that. But it's like, man, how much is it him wanting to do it? Right. And just like, come on, Lee. Go dance, monkey.

That's how it feels in a way that I don't like. Yeah, that's exactly the feeling that I got from that. But yeah, so he's going to retire. I don't think we have any other college football stuff besides like transfers. No, we don't give a shit about. I was reading, I forgot I was reading an analysis of like Casey Keeler in Temple and like the idea that like. He was tweeting a lot today.

Oh, was he? Yeah, but it was good stuff. Oh, they must be having like the spring practices then. Yeah, cherry white games coming up. Yeah. Oh, you're getting attacked. Please, sweetie. I love you. I love you, too. I'm fine. Oh, that's sweet.

Bye. Bye. Yeah, Liam has a wife and she just kissed him. That was sweet. What was it? She's a good lady. I assume your wife kisses you sometimes. Well, I mean, don't kiss and tell. You're the single most exhaustive Cuban being

I've ever met, I love you very much. All right, now I need to find Casey, Casey Keeler Twitter. No, you don't. No, you don't want that. Is he tweeting about I want to? I want to tweet like Temple football history was really neat. Oh, Joe Kleko, or. Mm hmm. I always fuck up his last name, but the tech of it. Palmer and all that. Yeah, Tyler. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Hassan Reddick, bring him back. Please. Oh, and they've got Lee Corsica holding up the temple helmet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. People were talking about like that, like the odds, like like a well coached, a well coached temple team could definitely be eligible. That's yeah, that's all we want. That's all we want.

Based on my Twitter feed, both SJU men's basketball and temple, Ben's basketball are in absolute shambles. Congratulations to the Yukon women. Oh, yeah. For shitting all over South Carolina. Absolutely. Thanks. Thanks for reminding the South their place. Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm on a bash like North supporter.

I'm sorry. I can't get over this over work because it was never properly settled. You're right over there. Yeah. All right. Let's see. what do we got? Um, oh, Temple men's basketball is also dead. They just all transferred. Yeah, there's there's one scholarship player left. That's it. One. Oh, good Lord. Fucked, but dude.

We're fucked, bud. Dude. We're fucked, bud. Yeah, that's not good. No. All right. We don't have no voicemails. Hold on. We have four. All right. You want to get the listener messages?

Yeah. All right. All right. We got Roisin up first. Do you want to read it or do you want me to read it? Go for it. All right. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam, Roisin. She, her guardians are really going through it. Starting a second war is three, six, central, getting swept by the Padres, dropping two or three to the Angels due to the combination of factors, namely Keystone Cop's tier defense,

leading a lead. Never want to see a KK tier defense. No, Phillies, we used to have that a couple of years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of a bitch. Oh, free. Reese had some great ones. The Michael Franco.

Shout out that. Yeah. Leading leading a league high nine hours of games with Jose Ramirez usually lights out the fender committing a plurality at four. Pitching has been a mass. Damn. Our A's our ace Tanner They're committing a plurality at four. Pitching has been a mess. Our ace Tanner Bybee got completely shelled going four innings for Battersea, but the fifth giving up seven runs. Immediately followed by heartbreakingly bleak outing by Tristan McKenzie where his control was nonexistent.

Usually missing out by a full strike zone or spiking the ball in the third one before the plate. Sounds like me pitching. Sounds like me pitching too. Yeah. Hasn't been the same since his injury. That's a shame. A lot of what he seems to be doing with his head, so much of base, as now a softball player, I can tell you a lot of it is in your head, not in your arm.

It's all in the head. He's a great friendly guy, which makes him hard to watch the struggle. One silver lining is we've been hitting for power 13 home runs, the first nine games for a team that struggled in recent years, including Jose having a three home run game on Friday. It's tying with Jim Tomey, Albert Bell. What a contrast to individuals. Historic, amazing human being, Jim Tomey, historic asshole, Albert Bell.

We need to do like a bonus just on the bat heist. OK, sure. The Albert Bell bat heist. Okay. The bell bat heist, um, where, where they sent a guy in mission impossible style to retrieve a corked bat. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, most will do home games in club history. 26.

Um, and she added, uh, his remarks from the video, um, or below edited in if you wish. Cavs update, they're 62 and 16. Are they really? Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, the Cavs are really good this year. Yeah, I wouldn't be worried either. And the Sellers was at the win on order not to clinch the top seed.

Hopefully they get back the groove, the crews of the playoffs. And then we get the stadium update. The budget bill in Ohio was $600 million and Jimmy doing bonds is currently at the state Senate, they're passing the House. Hopefully, just hoping it's either excised from the final bill or de-wine is that their governor. Why not re-dos it? So they don't have to go to their plan B. So they do have to go to their plan B of just

doing what it actually takes to fix the late Frank stadium, go Cavs, please for the love of God, go guards, go Phils, go Birds, fuck Paul Dolillon, sell the team. Fuck Jimmy Haslam, also sell the team. Fuck the Ohio General Assembly, the Ohio State spring games this weekend. So a big fuck Ohio State and fuck Penn State. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Thanks, Shane.

I gotta get a drink of water. Liam, you want to read the- Hey, Tommy, Liam, it's Steve from Illinois. They, them, congrats to UCOM Women's Basketball for winning the championship. They look so dominant in South Carolina. I can't even be mad about it. The Dallas Wings had the first pick in the WNBA draft. So I hope Paige Bucker's like sexist.

What's up? So she went there rooting for the Gators tonight for the men's championship. I can still win like 10 bucks for my family's pool as long as no one else picked them. So go Gators. No course. Fuck Penn State.

Fuck Ohio State. Hi, Tommy alien. This is Mika from DC. He, him or Micah. I'm really sorry. They don't watch the last message. What I want to say is disappointed by the Phillies losing steam against the Braves this series Yeah, tune into the first game and broke my heart also this is all news at this point with Texas Rangers hats and spelled out

Tits in Spanish are selling for Alphords on a thousand dollars on eBay Go Phillies fuck the Nats and have a great day. That would be that would be a great like That's just like a great merch. Just have it say whatever your team name is, make it tits. Mine would just say banners. Manners? Nanners. You like bananas? I don't.

How are bananas sexual? Don't worry about what I'm talking about. Okay. What are you talking about, dickhead? Talking about penis? We can. OK. We're talking about Dickhead. Talking about penis. We can. Oh. Dude, did I did we talk about those hats?

When I saw them, I genuinely cried. They're really bad. I thought I was like, oh, I told I was at lunch at work and I was showing my fellow teachers. That's what it was. Where do you work? I work in a nondescript location. The Tom bunker. Tom bunker. Yeah. Next to the gun bunker outside of Shalfant. No, no, I work.

I work in a nondescript location, on this close location. All right. That has Jamaican church chicken from lunch. Delicious. All right, moving on. All right, we got a couple of voicemails. So let's go to our first, we got our first Charlie of the day. Can you get another two minutes, bud? Hey, Tom, and Schrodinger's Liam.

Charlie from Oxford. That's not wrong. He said my pronouns are Liam. He said Schrodinger's Liam. They went nothing, nothing against Orlando at home. Not much happened. It was another chippy ugly game. I was out Kyle Wagner helping out with the offense. I really didn't have that much offensive punch.

I posted all the advanced stats in the Cuff Snakes in the Discord. Thank you Charlie. And one of the three centerbacks they had, Tori, is in the game and probably be out for between 6 to 15 weeks. Since the Flyers and Bruins both got eliminated from the playoffs, I just want to try to get all the hockey steaming hot takes in about mainly about Elvish, Jandereau, Beshkin passing Wayne Gretzky for the all-time goal scoring list. It's time to reevaluate Wayne Gretzky's career. Is he a CIS baby? Is he a Messier and the Ari Curry baby? Is he an 80s goalie merchant is Glenn Sater. The only reason why both Wayne Gretzky and Mark Massey

a one Stanley Cup. I'm fucking here for it Charlie. You guys are going to go hockey for seven months. Just want to get that in then see what your takes on with that later fellas. Yeah, why not Charlie Wayne Gretzky is a fraud. That's yeah, number four, Bobby or baby. He's a mega guy, so which is weird because he's Canadian.

I didn't even know that I'm so mad. Oh, you didn't hear about that. Yeah. This let me see if I find it. What a fuck stick. No, you don't need to link me. I believe it. Yeah, yeah, no, he's a mega guy now Let me see if I find it. What a fuck stick. No, you don't need to link me. I believe it. Yeah.

Yeah. No, he's a mega guy now. And he's got booted something because of that. Good. What a fuck stick. Good. Good. All right.

We got Wayne. Hey guys. Hey Tom and Schrodinger's Liam. That sounds like you guys collaborate on this. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me go back to my voicemails. Hold on.

Because it says Wayne. Hold on. Yeah, that's not Wayne. Oh, you know what? I downloaded it the wrong one. Hold on. Okay, no worries. Yeah, I got Wayne.

Wayne actually should have went first. That's right. Hey, it's Wayne. It's Wayne. Pronoun T-M. Just let's get with the park here in the Bronx as Goldway beat New York in the Connock senior football quarterfinals for the province of Connock. New York basically played a really good first half. Do we add New York to Connock?

New York is now part to Connick? A goal we managed to get a goal early in the match. And New York was able to hold it to just about three points. But Gaelic football, they have a goal count of three points. I would love to go see one of these matches. They have a two point arch. So if you get the ball over the upright beyond the arch, it's now two points inside the arch is one point. But goal away basically came out Stormin in the second half, scored two goals and put

plenty of shots over the bar from all across the field and New York are will go into the Taliton Cup eliminated from the Connacht Championship by Galway by a wide margin. It doesn't tell the whole story of the game. It was a story of two halves in two different games. New York played very well for how they played in the past. I haven't seen them play here since 2019 against Mayo in the 2019 game. It took them about 20 minutes for them to score

just a single point. So I'd say it's definitely an improvement. Anyway, hope you guys are doing well and as always, fuck Penn State. Yes, thank you, Wade. Apparently, no. Apparently, they are part of the Connacht province in terms of GAA. Oh, cool. They are considered part of that. That's pretty cool. Is there a Philadelphia? Where is Philadelphia

part of? I wonder. Do we have one? I don't know. I think we do. I would I would fuck with Gaelic football. USGA Gaelic games in the. Have you watched Gaelic? You've watched Gaelic football, right? Yeah, of course. We watched. We were watching it in in Ireland. They had the games on. That was that was fun. That's cool. Yeah, everyone was getting. That's cool. Yeah everyone's getting

all amped up. I love I do love that it is like 100 amateur for your like counting. It is kind of for the love of it. Although they do get NIL money. All right next we have Captain Cleveland. Hey Tommy, I'm Liam, this is Captain Cleveland. Pronouncing him. I was going to talk about the goings on with Cleveland sports, but thankfully we have her shooting for that. I assume she's already talked to you to death that nothing about our. Just just just.

Yeah, she's already done it. I don't have to say anything, but I will cover the one thing she probably hasn't mentioned about our beloved city, which is I are a H.L.O. affiliate, the Cleveland Monsters. Are you feeling themselves to the Cleveland pierogies a couple weeks back because there are a lot of polls in Cleveland and they have to pander to us somehow. I fucking love the bomb is the mascot they made for the pierogies, his name is Pogie the Pierogi by

the way. They did my boy wrong. He looks like, like I implore you to check on the merch for Pogie the Pierogi. He looks like he's a really fucked up pancreas or if I don't know, like Brutus the fuck guy was like brutally smashed open with a claw hammer. It's terrifying and also kind of adorable. So I got a hat of it, which is also if possibly there might be a possible show in Cleveland

soon involving at least one member of said podcast, you'll be able to see me because I'm the guy who's wearing a hat that looks like it's after McHuman's scrotum came to life and started playing hockey. All right. Colleen is a fucked up place, but yeah, yeah, we've got that going for us. So they're back to the monsters, by the way. I cannot see them possibly still paying the pierogies. And I guess that's what I have to say. Again, Roisin's already covered like all the big stuff.

So yeah, go Cleveland sports and please visit our beloved city. Despite what November Kelly said, which I remember Cleveland is not purgatory. That's Detroit. I'm looking up this pierogi. Cleveland is not Purgatory. That's Detroit. I'm looking up this pierogi. There's some fucked up looking ones. But I don't know if it's the right one. And I'm just looking, I looked up Poggi the Pierogi. Oh, here we go. Oh, Jesus. I found the Twitter. Yeah. Interesting looking mascot. Anything about that? Where does that go on the mascot fuckability scale?

Oh, way up the top, buddy. Oh, I'm going to use that mouth. Oh, and I'm looking at now I got pierogi memes. I got only one pierogi per child left out for Halloween. Yeah, it's a Reddit link though. Nope, not doing it. Can't make me. Make it a boy on the pile of pierogi for the shorties apparently. Whoa. Okay.

Hold on. Sorry. Be good. I thought about because I am I am an eighth Polish. So I was thinking about pierogies a little too much and it triggered like an innate sort of slobbery. I thought about because I am I am an eighth Polish so I was thinking about Prugues a little too much and it triggered like an innate Reflex right some sort of Slavic reaction my brain. I just imagined myself

Squatting down eating a prorogi like off the ground Yeah, the face hugger from alien giant fucking prorogi All right, we got one last voice off from Charlie. Hey guys. Hey, Liam. Hey, Tom. Charlie from Roxboro. He, him. The union's current slide getting worse. They did make a blockbuster deal midweek. They traded Daniel, their all-time leading goal scorer, Daniel Gosdag to Columbus for $4 million plus another half mil in sign-on performance incentive and then proceeded to continue their goalless streak well over 200 minutes by failing to score against NYCFC at the baseball stadium, the

home of thick Mrs. Met. Yeah, it was just another, can't really get any offense going and then they got beaten transition again. One ball over the top, Nate Harry will fail to step out far enough to get the cause of the offside trap. And Andrew Rick was filling in for it. Heard Andre Blake came out of goal and NYC scored it, the Lungle. They will start tumbling down the table now as they'll play Atlanta on the weekend. So if they don't beat New York and Atlanta, it's safe to start putting the union further down out of playoff contention

already. It feels like they're punting on the season. God said it was in the last year of his deal, but I mean, they're not really going to add anybody. So. They're really going to add anybody. So. They're really going to add that. That's so. Um. Yeah, later. By Charlie. Charlie seems very enthusiastic about the I mean, they started off strong and now it's like

the poor shit and die on a three. Yeah. I mean, there's still a winning record, but yeah, sucks to be a fan right now. It seems like they're still winning record, but yeah, sucks to be a Union fan right now. It seems like they're retooling or reporting. You never want to see it. Yeah. Unless it's the Sixers, they need to just purge.

Kill everybody. Purge it. Get rid of everyone except for Tyrese. Yeah, kill everyone. And then sage the entire place. Dead, dead, all of you, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, whatever. Alrighty, so let's give some shouts out. To a North Catholic tier Patriots, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Luke,

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Yeah. Mm hmm. DM us to follow us on my Tom Pena blues guy. Some real sex shit. Yeah. Um, I was still on Nick Bowen there a bit there. Um, then my haters would have ammo against me. There, no, every time it's, it's, he was talking, he's doing his like Michael Douglas voice and he's like,

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