Ten Thousand Losses - Boy Breakfast

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

Liam has hijacked the soundboard and Tom must suffer. The boys talk Phils, Trump's conviction, Irish people, and answer listener messages.   Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have assassinated John Cooney. We're live. We're live? We're live.

We're live? I'm going to eat the mic because the mic stand that shipped with this thing isn't very good. So I'm just holding the mic like I'm a hardcore front man. Yeah, I think that's what that echo-y noise is. That little like rally thing is you holding the... Sorry, everybody. I can't do anything about it. You're just going to have to live with it.

Liam is recording inside the lavatory of a 737 MAX. He's 40,000 feet. I am. It's actually a miracle we're doing this. Yeah. It's crazy how you can do that. Well, you bust open the door plug there, and you get better reception.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I've heard. Yeah. I just had boy breakfast, which was a Celsius, a protein bar, and half of a Vyvanse. You're amazing, Tom. Yeah. I was supposed to wake up a little earlier. We were supposed to record. It's the last two weeks of school.

I got one week left. Just totally gassed. I'm totally gassed. I was sleeping really, really long, And I got woken up by my cat And you know the cats are like It's not like I'm going to wake him up because it's sweet I'm going to see if he's dead

You asshole Because if not I'm going to Start touching the eyeballs Can I get those? I want those treats Get those first. Those little globes. The nubbins, yes.

Yeah. So they were like tapping my face and then I saw Liam texting me, can we record? Shit. Fuck. Fuck. I want to give a shout out to listener Amanda Blackburn. I don't know if she listens to this one

I know she's a Well There's Your Problem listener for giving me this new soundboard that's what I'm recording on this is the travel setup I've recorded on it a couple times before but never the whole kebang it's nice dude I got all these buttons I can just do shit

but I can't see what's happening yeah you have drops that you can drop but can't hear yeah that's really funny. Hang on one second. Hell yeah. Got him. I can't hear that. That's my favorite thing. I have no idea what I just did. How many

different ones do you have? That was a machine gun. That was a machine gun? That was supposed to be defense. No, that was like... Oh, that's not what that was supposed to be. There's a button that says defense. I guess if it's mounted in a...

Oh, I see. Yeah, it's a... What'd that do? It sounds like a door gunner. Okay, cool. Hold on one second. Dog barking. Okay, cool. Hold on one second. Dog barking. Okay. Very well. We just said very well?

What the fuck? I'm having a ball, dude. Isn't it fun? Isn't it great having that power? It's so fucking dumb. That's why it's funny. Hell yes. Get that.

Hell yeah, dude. We do interest. We let these people know who we are. Yeah. Welcome. Yeah, I know you're in a time.

You're in a time crunch. Hello. Sorry that I am. Yes. Hello. Yeah, I know you're in a time crunch. I'm sorry that I am, yes. Hello, and welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast and soundboard review podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him. With me is my co-host, Ye. Liam, hi.

I'm Liam McAderson. My pronouns are also he and him. Yeah, we're here. It's really interesting. A little unplanned hiatus there. Sorry. Liam goes on a hiatus, and suddenly Trump gets found guilty on all counts. I think it might be me, dude.

Yeah, I don't know what happened there. I don't know. You were threatening the jurors, or... No, no, no, no, no. Don't worry about that. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said what? What are you talking about? Oh, my God.

It's fun. Yeah. We doubt anything will come of it, but it is fun. yeah and we doubt anything will come up but it is fun yeah if if i i am of the the strain of thought that if if you are going to wield the political power of the state and you want to like just fucking make him bear the brunt of it so just lock him up and fucking make them like appeal it and see what happens and say, that's the funniest thing that can happen.

That would be amazing. And it's not, it's not state, it's state charges. It's not federal. So you can't do shit about it. Like that's your, if you really,

if you, cause that's what a Republican would do. If this was, if it was flipped and Trump was president and Biden was being indicted, they would put... It was a Republican state. The judges would put Biden in jail. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Without a doubt. Not even a question.

If you want to fucking play hardball, play hardball. Play hardball. Right. No. 100%, dude. Also, for no other reason than making him do the Eugene Debs campaign from jail thing is very funny. At least have some dignity. He would be the biggest whiny. He's such a bitch. Also, for no other reason than making him do the Eugene Debs campaign from jail thing is very funny. Yeah. I mean, at least have some dignity.

He would be the biggest whiney. He's such a bitch. Like, you know, there's that clip going around. I did everything right. They indicted me. Like, you know, never, never before. It's been so rigged before. Like, fucking just shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up. Like, you're not. Dude, other people have it so much worse than you do. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. up like you're not dude other people having so much worse than you dude shut the fuck up yeah yeah there are people in jail for long for for for non-violent crimes that yeah for having we rape people and abuse them and rip people off and you know all sorts of other heinous shit yeah and also i just don't like the guy so yeah yeah yeah he's uh no the state shouldn't exist but it but it punishes my political enemies it's very funny yeah um no the the the republicans are more willing to play this you know uh i'm going to seize power of the state and use it to achieve our ends

uh the democrats aren't the democrats should at least in theory be willing to do that right i you know none of these institutions are actually like anything more than in convention and both sides don't uphold the convention it's gone one side isn't it hasn't been for a long time so i don't know but no i just i just don't want to hear it more so than anything honestly like and and obviously the Democrats are so fucking incapable of governance and just a machine of futility.

Yeah. And then when it works, we get Sherelle Parker. Right. Right. Yeah. Say what you want about Philly politics, but at least their fucking politicians will

use the machine to pursue their ends. Yeah. A cudgel, if you will, yes. Not necessarily for good, but man, the DNC will not do that. Bring back Richard Daley. Just kidding, don't do that. Maybe we can have a dynasty of Pritzkers

Maybe As long as he doesn't have a stroke Then he'll become right wing Yeah Betterment you son of a bitch Look at that cat in the background Yeah he's very fat And he's gonna go on a diet

Is it gonna work? It's worked in the past Although he still steals his brother's food. Oh, buddy. Yeah. He just loves food too much. He loves life. Me too. Yeah, mood.

Mood. It goes on that. And it just loves life a little too much. Not a crime. Not a crime to love life a little too much. Yeah, it's my life. It's now or never. I ain't going to live forever.

I just want to live while I'm alive. Thank you, Bon Jovi. Life is like a... Open highway, I think it is. Open highway. I just want to live it my way. Jesus Christ. It's my life.

It's my life. It's my life. No, I can't even hit his. No, you don't have that range. Sorry, dude. I'm going to live forever. Yeah. Let's go. What was the arena football team?

It doesn't exist. The Philadelphia Soul? Yeah, let's go Soul. Let's go Soul. Hell yeah. Oh, I got you. Hang on. Someone hitting the ground?

I don't know what this is. They're just icons. I can't hear them. Hit the guy talking one that you did. Very well. It's just a posh guy going very well uh oh okay that's normal i should probably read the manual on this thing but oh i love i love default sound bites uh that's that's where the the guitar riff that we have came from come town but that

that came from they got a soundboard and it was just preloaded on their soundboard. Nice. Good for us. We're great. Alright, so sports. How's it going with sports? Gay sports. Let's talk about how the Phillies look.

Yeah, let's do that. Let Phillies look Yeah, let's do that Let's start off on a good note Considering the last episode we did was I think the grim one Where we're both miserable Yeah, that was That was right after the Camment was cleared out Which, I haven't been by K&A lately

Is it back? Yeah, basically Of course No fucking If you're gonna at least be an asshole, fucking follow up it back? Yeah, basically. Yeah, of course. No fucking... If you're going to at least be an asshole, fucking follow up. Right, exactly. Yeah, the Phillies look really good, huh?

The bats are singing. The pitching is amazing. There he goes. Yep. The pitching looks amazing. Ranger Suarez left last night's game. We thought it was a broken hand, but it doesn't appear that way. Yeah, it seems like it's a contusion. So it shouldn't take, you know, he might miss like a game or two.

But it could have been way worse. That would have been. Ranger is pitching the fucking lights out right now. Yeah. I was out at a fancy dinner for my wife's birthday. Very nice. I was very close to the Delaware River. And if his hand was broken, I would have simply just jumped in.

Pitched myself into it. Right. Yeah. Right into it. Yeah. I'm really thrilled with how they have a seven-game lead on the Braves right now in the division. They look not unstoppable. They've dropped a few. They had a seven-game lead on the Braves right now in the division. They look not unstoppable. They've dropped a few.

They had a three-game losing streak last week. But it gets pretty good teams. And the bats are loud as hell. Nick Castellanos is playing like absolute trash. Yeah, he's cooked. But Kyle Schwarber, our big beefy boy, this now being June, Kyle Schwarber is going to go for 230 home runs. Yeah.

They're going to have to put some... I'm worried that he's going to start hitting planes there. They're going to have to change the flight paths into the airport. I mean, Schwarber has...

Last year, he hit below the Mendoza line, but still was above average with the advanced stats. Yep. I mean, he's hitting decent average this year. I mean, he's hitting 239, but his OPS plus is 123 because he's getting on base. 365 on base percentage nice yeah so like everyone on this team all the starters are have have ops plus above 100 except for rojas which is fine right and castellanos

which is not that's bad yeah yeahellanos, feel bad for our boy. But, yeah, and Mudo Sosa and Cody Clemens are playing really well. Clemens is playing especially fantastically. Yeah. Actually, Sizzly, he's like the third best hitter on the team. Obviously, not enough games to really qualify it, but that's by OPS+. But Sosa is the best by OPS+. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, 168. He's demolishing it. Hooking it. Yeah, so make it up for Garrett Stubbs and Whitmerfield. Oh, yeah. We could have done a little better on pre-agent signings, huh? Yeah. Well, I mean, Whitmerfield, he's

supposed to be defensive replacement. More so first. As long as Clemens is also healthy and keep it up. That's not a big concern, but once we get there, it's kind of like, oh, shit. Yeah, and Stubbs is a vibes guy. Stubbs is a personality hire, right?

And a competency hire in terms of he's a really good backup. He's good at calling games. He does improve the bullpen he or improve the pitching when he's playing right right so we'll take that i mean we don't need you know we don't need everything we're not going to get everything there goes my phone um but yeah i i i've been very pleased so far with how this season's gone i i think it would be ridiculous to say, oh, well, like, this, that, and the third thing could be better, given that the last two years. I mean, we had the 85-win Chaos Factory team, and then the team that lost the NLCS to the fucking Diamondbacks. Yeah.

But I think this does feel vaguely like a team of destiny, at least so far. Yeah, I think when we talked before the season, we were not expecting us to outclip the Braves so much. Right. The Braves lost Spencer Strider, unfortunately. You never want to see a guy go down, but he is out for the season, I believe. Yeah, and so is Acuna, right? Yeah, because he tore his ACL. Again.

Oh, that poor guy. Yeah. Yeah, so... No beef with Acuna, obviously. We hate the Braves. He's a fun dude. He's fun. Fuck the Braves,

but you never want to see guys get hurt. You never want to win cheap. Unless it's like, you know... A serial sexual abuser or something. Yeah, one of those guys. Or Brandon Nimmo, just for being right wing. Trevor Bauer getting pounced at, yeah.

Yeah, there was a good... Washed! I'm having fun. Is that... Does that cat sound bored? Yeah. Jesus Christ. I'm having so much fun.

What are the other ones you got? I think it's like this one. It gets very well. I got that one. I don't know what that does. It's a joker laugh. I can I think modify it. Maybe I can do two at once.

I don't know. You got a beat there. Yeah? Yeah. I don't know what this does. Ooh, that horror movie sting. Oh, good. Good for me.

The button keeps flashing, so I'm just going to have to live with it. You keep playing the entire time. Yeah, sorry, everybody. Yeah, these sound effects are, I think, in like 64 kilobit MP3s. Good. Like the lossiest. You deserve nothing. You deserve nothing.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a dollar a month. This is what you get for a dollar a month. Actually, if we were to be real assholes, like the Patreon tiers, it would be like you get the feed. The default feed is in 64k

BBS. It's like a field telephone. Yeah. And then, yeah, you have to pay ten dollars a month to get it in uh listenable yeah 256 which is i think is what i put it out at 256 or 192 i can't remember we should put it out only in the lossless only like yeah that's the first fucking the first like 10 episodes where you edit it and you just dump the WAV file into the feed. Yeah, can you guys stop uploading 500 megabit? No!

Yeah, I'm losing all my data on the ride to work. That seems like a you problem. Yeah. Sounds like you should have a phone that has expandable memory. I miss expansion memory, man. I love my iPhone,

but goddamn. Yeah, it's fun when you can do cool shit with stuff. It's fun when you're allowed to do whatever you want with the things you pay for. Yeah. That's true. What were we saying? We were talking about the fills. to do whatever you want with the things you pay for. Yeah, that's true. Um, what were you saying?

Uh, the fills, the fills, the fightings talk about the fightings. Yeah. Best. So best record in the league right now. Um,

you, you know, we're good when like, they're actually talking about us on like ESPN. Yeah. We finally, we finally made it mama. The anti Philly bias is real.

It is. It is. It does exist. They hate us. They hate us. Cause they-Philly bias is real. It is. It does exist. They hate us. They hate us because they hate us, probably. No one likes us. We don't care. That's the damn truth.

So, Bandwagon fans. Welcome. Yeah, welcome. Here's your packet of shit talk that sounds like you've been listening forever. Watching forever. We will be distributing those through the Patreon, of course. Absolutely. In a discarded pack of

Marlboro. Not even Marlboro. Parliaments, maybe? Or L&Ms? Or the toilet zins that I found that this is big for. God almighty. Oh, man.

Grace. We got to get to a game this summer, too. I'd like that. That reminds me, we got to pick a shitty stream to do the live stream again. We will do that for you, folks. It's a dollar a month.

We'll do that in June to make up for the bonus. We'll got to do that. We got to schedule a main bonus, but we'll talk about that. Well, June bonus because it's June now. We fucked up. Sorry, we were on vacation. Vacation and other

sort of things. Continuing in baseball news, Angel Hernandez is gone. One last missed call for old time's sake. Yeah, he's retired. The worst, like one of the worst umpires to ever do it. Yes. Proven in court that he is one of the worst umpires that's ever gotten up there um i gotta say i'm glad he's gone because every time he's mentioned a whole shitload of anti-union discourse

comes up oh god they can't fire him because he's in the union it's like i don't think the cba is that iron tight that they can say you can't fire our employees i don't think that's how that works i'm sure it's a very good cba but like i i got in a breaking the rule of never going reddit but uh the the the one thankfully this person started catching down votes but they were like uh yeah there should be three three kinds of unions you shouldn't have. Cops, umpires, and teachers. And I was like, what are those things? Two for three. One of those things is not like the others, bud.

They're not at all like the others. Like, fucking charter school ass motherfucker. Get the fuck out of here. Of course it is. Take your vouchers and go fuck yourself. But yeah, no, he's gone. Where would we be without Kyle Schwarber's epic meltdown? Where he threw his bat at the ground?

I don't know. But at least we have that. So thank you, Angel. Yeah, it's the one good thing you ever did. We'll play you out. We'll play you out. Alright. I still have that uploaded.

Well done. Yeah. Well done. Alright. Apparently, there's still basketball. Yeah. Yes, there is, Tom.

My beloved Boston Celtics will meet the hated and loathed Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals. Starting, I believe, on the 6th. The Sixers, once again again failed to do anything right. Go Celtics. We're all in with the clan, baby. With the clan? Yeah. Is that what Celtics fans call themselves?

Yeah, but it's spelled C-L-A-N to avoid any confusion. There's a lot of overlap, though, apparently. There's a lot of overlap. Celtics fans are the fucking worst, dude. I'm embarrassed every time I see Celtics Twitter. I'm like, please don't include me in this. Please don't include me in this. Yeah, I

could not care any less. I don't... Even as a Celtics fan, I don't really care either just because it's felt like a fait accompli this entire season. The playoffs have not been particularly interesting or fun to watch besides the New York-Indiana

series was really good. The Nuggets-Timberwolves series is pretty compelling, but this is the finals. It's like, meh. I was hoping... If I don't have any skin in the game, I sort of root for underdogs. So like a Pacers-Timberwolves... That would have been fun.

That would have been a lot of fun. Alas. It's going to be Mavs, Celtics. Yeah. I don't care. No, you don't have to. Trending, though, of late has been, especially on Sixers Reddit,

which again, never going Reddit, but LeBron James is coming here. Yeah, LeBron James is going to come to the Sixers. Yeah, LeBron James is going to come to the Sixers Reddit, which again, never read it, but LeBron James is coming here. Yeah, LeBron James is going to come to the Sixers. Yeah, LeBron James is going to come to the Sixers because of course he is. Yeah, of course. And Santa's still real and your parents don't get divorced. Yeah, and I just love the people and they're like, oh man, it'd be so great

if Beads finally have another big man who could space the floor. No, no, no, no. No, they're going to get some veteran guy who's like no washed washed yeah no they're gonna get fucking paul george they're gonna get paul who's 34 years old who's who's is he only 34 yeah and then if they can't get paul george they want jimmy butler dude that's we're going to run it back. I mean, honestly, Jimmy Butler. But they're probably prepared to offer him a Supermax.

Again, not our money, but Jimmy Butler's Supermax. We could have done this five years ago. Yeah. We would have had rings already. Mm-hmm. No, but you backed fucking Elton Brand back in Ben Simmons. And Tobias Harris. Dude, did Ben Simmons play last Tobias Harris. Oh my god.

Did Ben Simmons play last year? He played like 10 games. I think 10 games. Yeah. Yeah. But it's because of the postseason and the offseason. He's now already started posting workout pics. I think now at this point we can say the dude's a bum, right?

He's kind of like. Yeah, he's a bum. He's a bum. I mean. Well, we feel bad, but dude's washed. He's a bum, right? He's kind of like... Yeah, he's a bum. He's a bum. I mean... Well, we feel bad, but dude's washed. He's a bum. Yeah. No, he does not, in fact, have that dog in him.

He does not have that dog in him. Sorry, Ben. Yeah. We weren't very good. Yeah. You're listening. And apparently your stank is infecting me at Castellanos right now, so... Get away from that boy.

Yeah. We need him. My cat is meowing at me. They fatally snuck in. They fatally snuck in. Can't hear him. His meows are too soft. They're too precious.

Aw, buddy. He's a... I had to send you the videos. I got them really good catnip for the first time yesterday. Yeah. Dude, I got them the portal. They were fucking... Oh, boy.

It was fun. And then Tom's cat toy recommendation of the week. I got them the bird. Have you ever seen that one? No, I haven't. You fling it around and it's real feathers. Like, so it flies like a bird.

Holy shit, dude. They fucking, they were like, I want to eat it. Like they were trying to steal the thing and like carry the little toy away. Like off of the stick. They had it in their mouth and they carry it away. I was like no no no you gotta share that there's only one for you two fat asses yeah yeah and when they're when they're thin like when they're like at a healthy weight they're still like 20 pounds

they're huge cats right yeah yeah you've met my cats yeah they're just just inordinately large cats yeah toby weighs like 23 pounds. He's up there. Yeah, love a big cat. Love Toby. Yeah, and they are so fucking strong because of that.

Right. Look how fat he is. Oh, hello, sir. Look at that. He doesn't like look how fat he is oh whoa sir look at that alright he's gonna he doesn't like being picked up no me either so remind me not to do that next time I see you

thank you alright we said we don't give a shit about hockey right go Oilers yeah it's Panthers Oilers the Panthers beat my beloved Boston Bruins I don't give a shit about it I hope McJesus gets one I don't give a shit about hockey, right? Go Oilers. Yeah, it's Panthers-Oilers. The Panthers beat my beloved Boston Bruins. I don't give a shit about it. I hope McJesus gets one. I don't care.

McJesus? Connor McDavid on the Oilers. Oh, okay. McJesus? I don't watch enough hockey, though. No. Okay, well. I'll just go find myself.

Somebody's got to. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus blew me out that's right god damn it Tom oh I guess we should mention the Jason Kelsey fucking bullshit why not we gotta fill this one out

so what Jason Kelsey and his wife Kyla Kelsey were out at Margate Yeah, let's talk about that. Why not? We gotta fill this one out. We, uh, Jason Kelsey and his wife Kyla Kelsey were out at Margate getting a dinner and drunk. Hi, can you guys take a picture with me? You know, type of drunk fucking

you know, Jersey Shore lady. Well, actually, she's a maniunk lady apparently. Oh, actually, she's a Maniunk lady, apparently. Oh, boy. Yeah. Any of the working class white neighborhoods in Philly, that's... You got to watch out for that.

That's a type of lady. And, yeah, you know, can you guys take... She was fairly hammered, and they said, shut the fuck up. Well, he was there. I'm sure they were polite. They were like, no, you know, we're on a date.

Please leave us alone. Right. Which say you're never going to be in this town again. Yeah, I like that. All right. Yeah. Are you the fucking mayor of Margaret? Jason Kelsey literally could put the mayor of Margaret who also apologized.

It was like, I'll take you out to dinner. Yeah. Jason Kelsey could literally have have have suplexed you into the ground. He played O-line for a long time. He wouldn't do it because he's a nice guy. But I think he would have gotten away with it. Yeah, Kylie would.

I think he could have gotten away with it. Jason Kelsey could run for governor of both New Jersey and Pennsylvania and win. Yeah, I mean, he's beloved. Yeah. He could run for the mayor of any short town and win. Yeah.

Except maybe Wildwood. What's that? Except for maybe Wildwood. He'd still win. He'd still win. He'd still win Wildwood. After this, I didn't tell you what my plans are, but I'm about to. What? After this, I didn't tell you what my plans are, but I'm about to. I got to leave at 1245 to go to the

Jason Kelsey farewell party at the Anglesey Pub in North Wildwood. Hell yes. Oh, is that what you were saying was work? I didn't say work. Did I say work? Yeah, I thought you said work. I think I said work.

Let me double check. I'm going to double check too. Do you think we can make that work? Oh, I had just woken up. So I'm like, shit, why are you working on a Sunday? No, no, no, no, no. Listen, man, just real quick, being in the helping professions, I'm like, no, I fucking leave that shit at the door. You have to.

You have to. You know, I come home sometimes over lunch, and I'm like, dude, I don't know how I'm going to go back and do this. Gotta leave that shit at the door, dude. We had a pretty tough day. Tough sledding yesterday. I just want to fucking go to the beach and be left alone. Or Friday, sorry. Yeah, you gotta take care of yourself.

And one of those ways is going to Jason Kelsey Farewell at the IRA bar. It actually literally is an IRA bar. They have Chucky Arlois over the door. Oh, man. Yeah, so apparently this woman... Go ahead. One more thing about the Angles.

My friend's dad is Irish-Irish. He's from Ireland. And he knows the owner of the Angles Seat Pub. Yes. Because he's also Irish. And they all just know each other. Yeah. There was a story going around about how someone was...

This is years and years ago. And I forget if it was Reddit or another forum or Tumblr or something back. This is like 10 years ago. And I remember someone going like, you fucking irish you all know each other it's insane and like he's like you know you talk about like how i went to ireland and everyone like knows each other like you go there and he's like yeah it was crazy and you know i was in gaul like ireland was great though he like diverges and starts talking about

it was in galway but yeah there was a guy there was a there was a little person in in galway who was like really drunk and he was being an asshole. And then someone on the thread's like, oh yeah, that's Jimmy. Yeah, he's a fucking prick. He's always fucking angry at people and we all know him. It's like, see, you fucking proved

my point. That's funny. It's like being Jewish, honestly, because every Jewish person knows each other. Oh, boy. I'm not going to do the voice. Do not do the voice, please. Oh, yes, this is my Jewish voice, too.

Oh, okay. That's supposed to be me. Yeah. Hello there. Hello there, everybody. I'm Liam McAnderson. This is how I sound in Jutland. Over in Jutland.

The emerald. The Beagle Isle. It's just Brooklyn. Yeah. This is a Brooklyn accent if you can't understand me. Jesus Christ. Did I tell you can't understand me. Jesus Christ. Did I tell you I'm going to Ireland? No, we'll talk about that.

Yeah, talk about it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's time for your semi-annual excursion for me. Excursion tax? Yeah, I have to run a few things over to Ireland for Liam. It's in the violin case.

Don't open that up. It's for the widows and orphans. It's for the widows of the old cause, yes. I am going good to the Gael talk. Oh, fun. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, did I tell you? I'm trying to learn, like, a few words, like, in Irish.

Irish Gaelic, yeah. Yeah, and the fucking the i that you have to tell the difference between l and l and those are like distinguishing pairs of like in words like two versions of l that sound identical because they have this weird fucking like if a con if there's an i or e in a in a you say ira i heard ira yeah yeah if there's an ira E in a, in a, you say IRA. I heard IRA. Yeah. Yeah. If there's an IRA in there, uh,

you got to pronounce it differently. It's, it's, it's, it's fucking mad. Yeah. So thanks Ireland for having a weird language. That's,

that's why no one speaks it. Hey, Hey, Hey. Um, no, it does. If you've never

If you've never heard Irish Uh Irish Gaelic We don't call it Oh it's not Gaelic It's Irish Oh yeah What's the word for it

In Gaelic In Irish Uh Gaelic Uh Oh So that sounds Something fucking sounds

Like Gaelic to me Uh Yeah Don't tell them that Yeah no they get mad Um But uh If you've never heard it spoken, go listen to it. It's a very cool sounding language.

All right, where were we going? What were we talking about? Jason and Kylie Kelsey. Oh, yeah. So apparently, what, they, like, doxed that woman? Yeah, not them, but people did do it. Jason and Kelsey. Yeah, not them, but people did do it. Jason Kelsey. Yeah, she broke her silence.

Fox Sports Radio. Oh, okay. I didn't know they had Fox Sports Radio. I wish I didn't know that, but now I do. Yeah. Yeah, so apparently she's got some manioc fucking chocolate company or some shit like that. I don't know.

Don't go to market, kids. Yeah, don't go to market. That's your mistake. Go to a good place like Wildwood. Yes. Or C.I.O. He goes to C.I.O. quite a bit. Yeah. I guess they live in the area still. Yeah. He goes to C.I.L. quite a bit. Yeah. I don't know how...

I guess they live in the area still. Yeah. That's pretty sick. They have a house and I believe it is C.I.L. That's just like mid-block somewhere. Well, she's local, right? She went to Cabrini.

She's local. She went to Cabrini, yeah. Yeah, so stay in Philly. If Jason Kelsey ever wanted to run for mayor, we said this about Governor, but he legitimately would win. Yeah. 100%.

But we don't want to spur him to bespurge his reputation with fucking politics. Yeah, please now. You don't need to do this, Jason. You're better than that. I think he should be when Merrill... Merrill Reese retires. They should have him... I don't care for Merrill Reese.

You don't like him? I don't mind him, but he's not my favorite. I think it's like a thing you grew up with, his voice. Yeah, that makes sense. And you sort of like him. It's like Dan Baker, who... He's the Phillies announcer's like dan baker who uh he's the phillies announcer in the stadium oh he's uh he's uh i think buddy turn it in um go retire bud yeah

it's over it's not sounding uh stentorian it's not it sounds like he's like it's painful for him to talk out of a sleep yeah yeah yeah maybe there's something going on we don't know, so we shouldn't speculate on that. But we got it anyway! No, I believe he did have some sort of illness. Oh, I didn't know that. Because he missed it a year. Oh, right, right, right. And then every

once in a while, you'll be at the ballpark and they'll have this random guy fill in. And I don't know who it is, but it just doesn't sound right. So you gotta get someone with a good voice. They have to have who it is, but it just doesn't sound right. You got to get someone with a good voice. They have to have a very distinguished voice, not just like... Us assholes, basically. You open plate number three.

Roy Sharper. Honestly, that would kind of work. I'd like that. Alright, you ready to listen to some voicemails. Yeah. All right. You ready to listen to some voicemails? Yeah, I am. We got four voicemails. Charlie, I'm sorry we didn't air all of yours.

Yeah, there's like eight. And thank you for dutifully recording. I did listen to them, but I can't play all of them. So I apologize. It's over the summer. We'll be a little more regular. But we do have. We're both taking huge amounts of Dulcolax.

Really, just tremendous amounts of Dulcolax. Yeah, you got to get the shits in every morning, man. Every morning. Every morning, I'm out here just pounding Dulcolax. I'm actually an afternoon shitter. I take a shit in the morning, basically right when I wake up. I wish I could. I really, really wish I could.

I weigh myself every morning. I wish I could do it before. I'm like a 3 p. I wish I could. I really, really wish I could. I wake up every morning. I wish I could do it before. I'm like a 3pm shitter. I don't know why. Do you have coffee right when you wake up or do you wait? I mean, within 10-15 minutes usually. Oh, okay.

Maybe once in a while by the time I get to work. Maybe I wake up I have to be. Yeah. Maybe I wake up, like, I wake up, like, the late, like, I have to be at work at, like, you know, 7.30, so I'm up at, like, 7.

I don't have to go very far to get to my job. Right. All right. Well, first voicemail, we got John from Pittsburgh. Haven't heard him in a minute, so let's listen to what he has to say. Hey, how you doing? John from Pittsburgh. Haven't heard him in a minute, so let's listen to what he has to say.

Hey, how you doing? John from Pittsburgh. He, him pronoun. I hope everything is going all right over there at the 10K Lawson Studio. Wanted to call in and talk a little bit of this jag off Harrison Butker, whatever his name is. Mount Lebo-ass name, like Connor Lamb. One quick question before I go off on a tangent about this.

What do you think is a suitable reward for this jag-off going off about his bigoted transphobic takes during a commencement speech? Also, who invites a kicker to a damn commencement speech? What is wrong with our higher education institutions where you get

the guy on the sideline that basically is there to make sure Patrick Mahomes doesn't fuck up. And that's his only job. Where does he get the academic prestige to speak at a graduation institution? I'm heated, boys.

As always, hail to Pitt. Fuck Penn State. Fuck Harrison Bunker. Have a good one. Thanks, John. Yeah, we didn't talk about it. I guess we could talk about. Have a good one. Thanks, John. Yeah, we didn't talk about it. I guess we could talk about it for a little bit. Harrison Bunker.

What college was it? It was some shit. Benedictine College. It wasn't a legitimate educational institution that's run by Jesuits. No, it was Benedictine. But they issued a statement that was like this is not like in our values which is very interesting yeah like didn't you look at his

speech beforehand wouldn't you have had to yeah that doesn't make sense to me yeah for those of you who don't know where don't know sorry uh chiefs kicker harrison butker delivered a very gross uh commencement speech in which he said some anti-semitic shit some transphobic shit some homophobic shit and people are defending him as a real man even though he's not because he plays kicker line up at guard pussy yeah he's he's um he's a trad cath yeah he's a doofus um he's one of the rare native Catholic tradcasts. You don't really find them very often because typically

a native Catholic, a natural born Catholic has enough of that shit. He's got a persecution fetish. He said talking about Jesus can send you to jail. So he just made bullshit up. Right, of course he did.

You know, I don't mind it when a fucking idiot hangs out, just shows their ass like this. Right, of course. So thanks, Benedictine College, to let us know what a moron this guy is. Right. Like, yeah, like, you said all this fucking dumb shit. Thanks. Now we know to never fucking listen to your opinion on anything ever. Right.

You know, talking about women being more excited for their, like, marriage and shit like that. Being homemakers or whatever. Like, even though that's worthy of dignity, too. It's just not worth it. And if you want to be, if that's like what you want to be, that's your business. That's fine.

Women should just have the right to determine their own. Right. Their own destiny. It's about choice, right. Yeah. If you want to be a housewife, go ahead and be a housewife.

As long as that's your willing choice that's made without pressure. Right. You know, but you should also be able to have a career and not get married. Do whatever you want. Do whatever you want because you're a human being and you're not subservient

in any way. It's yeah. So I'm glad that you and your wife Harris and Bucker, I'm glad that you and your wife have this like trad cath, um, 1950s fantasy of what you think, you know, which, which only existed for, for a few years for more well off white Americans. Uh, because being a homemaker was not a fucking like easy job. Right. like easy job right you like i i remember my grandmom's uh textbook for fucking

you know they made women take like home ec yep and she went to actually like like a home ec type of like educational high school they had stuff like that and like the shit in that book was talking about like how to wash clothes by hand and how right like like if that you're raising a fucking family that's a fucking job too like it's not oh of course yeah i don't know it's but but anyway i i this this this idea that these these fucking idiots have in their head of this like idyllic 1950s two and a half kids white picket fence right right it is not the default state of human. The nuclear family is not the default state of humanity. There are many different families.

It's extended family taking care of each other. Communities taking care of each other. Not individuals like Freeman on the land, Little House on the Prairie bullshit. I don't fuck with that. I don't fuck with that either. And women were fucking worked in the fields.

They worked hard labor. They had jobs too. Yep. That's what I'm trying to say. Yep. Totally agree. And it's, you know, no one could afford not to work. Right.

Exactly. Even in the industrial era, women worked in factories. Yes, they did. Triangle shirtwaist fire. Yep. I said triangle shirtwaist. Triangle shirtwaist. Yeah. Thank you said triangle shirtwaist. Triangle shirtwaist. Thank you for saying it right.

You're welcome. And, yeah, I mean, his teammates gave sort of like... Wishy-washy bullshit nonsense. I guess they won't offend the kicker. Okay. We watched Garbage Picking Field Go goal kicking field of phenomenon we know

how much they value kickers we did we did watch that movie unfortunately that's a documentary um yeah that's sure why not you know yeah and uh a as a retired catholic i i gotta tell you you know and this guy he makes he makes some statements that that are not in line with the fucking shit i was i was taught you know like we were taught if you're gay that's not automatic go to hell maybe that's if you act on it that's a problem I was never taught that was a mortal go to hell thing

maybe I'm wrong I am so sick of the Republican Catholics in this country who try and make bed with evangelicals. Dude, after abortion's gone, after birth control's gone, after all that's done and all schools have to be fucking teaching the Bible and shit, right? You're next. They will eliminate you. They don't think you're Christian. The evangelicals do shit right you're next like you like they will eliminate you they don't think you're christian the evangelicals do not think you're christian you're just a useful

idiot i think i said that before but just you're they're they're gonna come after you they're gonna come after every they're gonna come after the unitarians they're gonna come after they'll come after the mainline protestants eventually too like They do not... They just want their own version of charismatic, psycho, Calvinist bullshit where piety is by how much money you have. Direct

contradiction. I've read enough of the Bible to fucking tell you that Jesus was not a fan of rich people. You cannot in any way work your way around it it's very clear and uh one last thing is i got an argument once with a guy who was trying to tell me that the the uh we knows in the that jesus turns the water into we knows which is wine right oh no that's

great that's the must that's unfermented no no it's not no it's not that's that's like mustos or whatever like that's not there's two different words for that that would be the only time that wine the word wine was used for must in greek he turned to the wine so you can drink up motherfuckers that's what i'm saying okay um i think we we covered that. We got a new... We got First Time Long Time, it seems like, by the name of Lucky. So let's listen to them.

Hey, guys. This is Wookie, First Time Caller, Long Time Listener. It's easy as that sounds. We just listened to your most recent podcast where you had a caller ask about the USFL, and you kind of described, went into talking about the USFL and how just mid it is, and nobody really wants to see spring mid outdoor football, and unfortunately the USFL kind of follows into that for me. Fortunately, I've gotten myself kind of into another hyper fixation over arena football, and I'm following closely the IFL because the AFL 3.0 is a complete dumpster fire.

Thanks to a lawyer who has no idea what he's doing, decided that he's going to restart the Arena Football League and try to bring back a bunch of teams in markets that he had no business trying to start off with. And, yeah, I think they started off with 16 teams, and they're now down to nine. Fortunately, my Philadelphia soul only lasted like a week. Unfortunately, I'm in the Carolina Piedmont, so all my teams are far away from me. The one local arena team plays in it.

The Greensboro Cobras plays in a shit-ass league that's seemingly about to go under itself. So I'm kind of hoping my team joins the IFL or maybe the hostile takeover AFL 3.0 because now Jeff Fisher

of all people runs that league. I don't know. What's your thoughts on arena football? It's fun. Minor league sports. It's never going to have the popularity it had in the odds. Thanks for all the laughs, guys. This is Wookiee out on

my mail route. Have a good one. Jouts out back the blue. Yeah, absolutely. But only the post office, back the blue. Yeah, absolutely. But only the post office, as we know. Only the post office, yeah, absolutely. Well, thanks for listening. Yeah, I don't know what you think about arena football. I like it, dude.

I actually think it's really cool. I'm honestly kind of bummed whenever, like, because, like I said, I don't think anyone wants this, but, like, I really like arena football. Genuinely. I remember the first iteration? I did enjoy watching those games. Yeah, me too.

It'd be nice if it was run well and viable. Right, however. Philadelphia sold collapsing after two games. Yeah, it was embarrassing. It's a shame there's not, like... Like a well-marketed, compelling product. Yeah, I think there's a marketing issue.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe if there was, like, it was more organic, or, like, if there was, like, an amateur base for it. Right, right, totally understand. All right. Yeah, thanks for calling in, Lucky. Appreciate it. And we got two more.

We got Wayne and Charlie. Hey, Tommy and Liam. It's Wayne. My name is Tim. I just wrapped up watching the Champions League final between Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid. Of course, Dortmund dominating pretty much through

the first 75 minutes and then the last 15 minutes come about and the Francoist team known as Real Madrid fucking ruined everything. I mean, not to take anything away from B4B for the recent

sponsorship scandal with a German arms dealer supplying arms to a genocidal regime. But anyway, that's another season of Champions League football in the books

now on to the Copa America and the European Championships coming up in two weeks time hope you guys are well and as always go Rutgers and fuck fascist Francoist Real Madrid

yeah I'll buy that fuck Real Madrid. Yeah. I'll buy that. Yeah, yeah. Fuck Real Madrid. Sure. Yeah, that's like Barcelona's like the left-wing team, right? Because they were like Catalan and Republican fans, I believe.

Or Barca fans, yep. Barca fans, yeah. So fuck Real Madrid. Thanks, Wayne. Appreciate the UEFA update. Last but not least is Charlie with our union update. Union being confusing this year. Hey guys, Jay Liam, hey Hans, Charlie from Oxford. He had a union draw at home again.

They competed the first goal three minutes into the game against CF Montreal. Went up a man going into the second half, scored two goals, went off a penalty by Dostek, and then Ura scored a goal in open play to go 2-1.

And then Jack Elliott murdered a guy, got sent off, and he immediately conceded on the free kick. To draw against a bad Montreal team, 2-2, they still haven't won a game at home since the end of March. It just is not good enough. Anything that they did, changes that they made, worked for a second and then immediately blew up in their face when they only had one center back left for the rest of the game.

Montreal took advantage of that, trying to stall the game out. They're still behind them in the standings. It's getting harder and harder to see them holding on to the ninth spot. All right, later, fellas. Thanks, Charlie. Yeah, they're 4-8-4. Eight fucking draws. How the fuck do you do that?

Boston did that, yeah. Oh, yeah, no. That sucks. The game was won at the same time last night. It was the Phillies, and I remember seeing the Union were up 2-0. I was like, yeah, they're 2-0. I was like, oh, yeah, nice. But, yeah. Sorry, Charlie. Sorry, Union fans. or yeah i think two nothing i was like oh yeah nice um but uh yeah sorry sorry charlie sorry union fans um that's very uh very annoying and again apologies charlie for not playing the

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