Ten Thousand Losses - Bury Me at the WFC

Episode Date: November 18, 2023

This one took a while to put out. Sorry. We talk about the Phillies loss, the James Harden trade, and entombing players alive beneath the Wells Fargo Center to ensure good luck.  Leave us a voicemail! (give your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have a sense of John Cooney. And we're live. And we're living the best life. We're happy.

Things are great. You know what? Actually, fuck James Harden. I changed my mind. Oh, you changed your mind? Fuck James Harden, dude. Fuck James Harden. this whole fucking saga is ridiculous good riddance i'm not a system player i am the system you're 37 million fucking years old dude it's over yeah it's like uh i am the senate yeah it's like all right all right all right buddy all right relax did you see that video of him

coming into the locker room? And all the air immediately leaving the building. I thought that was pretty fucking funny. Just on their phones. Yeah. Why would Harden have three phones? Did you see that?

All the strippers? I don't know. I don't know. Drugs? Drugs and whores? Like, yeah, he has... Someone said team, home, and then like... Other shit?

Yeah, like merch or whatever, like branding. Yeah. That seems very confusing. I would just have one and just be like, all right, you're all going in here as unknown contact. Yeah. There's like a thing on your phone. You can mark it by who they are.

You can fuck with the phone. Get someone. I don't know. You can categorize contacts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I'm glad this saga is over. I don't care.

I don't care. Right. I just want to be able to watch basketball. Miserable Sixers basketball. Although they're 3-1 right now. Roe goes back. Yep. I'm pretty sure somewhere in the deep lore of this podcast,

we did say that the process can only be undone. The curse of the process can only be done once we bring back Robert Covington and Super Dario. I have one thing to ask you, which is have you seen the Furcon Kirkma's never-ending trade request saga? That he wanted to go as

part of the Clippers trade, but both teams rejected it. He's never leaving, man. No. No. You're a step in wells fargo forever you're gonna be buried under the floor dude yeah like i felt so bad but i was like that's the funniest shit i've ever seen is that they just refuse to let him die oh like there's gotta be some sort of weird like meme or something like that someone can make that involves like some turkishness of him getting stuck here or something like that yeah it's because he didn't vote for erdogan or maybe he did i don't know he's he's very quiet on that

on that stuff i just love their refusal to let him leave there's no reason to keep him other than just to like annoy him now but that's very funny to me yeah i i we're pro-labor but we also uh make it we we make we will exclude people who just like do things to annoy other people because we think it's funny it's like we'll let you go when you stop chucking up the worst goddamn three i've ever seen in my life every time you are a shade open he's just missing his greens yeah love it love it love it just go for it 45 foot 48 foot just missed missed stephan curry chef curry baby yeah it worked in 2k i hit the green in 2k oh my god but yeah no this is this is like like we're happy season i guess it's it's we're recording on

friday which is i guess a little unusual uh so i'm happy i'm done where i was at work this morning i was like i got spring in my step today it's like yeah hell yeah dude that's awesome fucking weekend dude it's nice um stuff happened at work where work i had thought i would have to do didn't didn't oh beautiful so that's the best part yeah someone else's problem now not mine oh yeah it's over for now yeah for now it'll come back at some point where i have to cycle never ends yeah never ends i love i just love getting um this is like inside baseball here i love love getting an IEP for a new student and from a school where the IEP is so poorly written

that it's not legally- So you've got to rewrite it, basically. Yeah, it's not legally defensible. I mean, you have to rewrite it within 30 days of a new placement anyway, but- Oh, I didn't know that. Yes. But we'll revise it.

But having goals that are like, Johnny will be able to write a paragraph. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. No criteria. What is a paragraph? What kind of paragraph? What's anything?

Oh, I'm sorry. It was a paragraph with 80% accuracy. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. What does that mean? What does that mean?. It was a paragraph with 80% accuracy. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. What does that mean? What does that mean? How long is the paragraph? Tell me what it means.

Yeah. Is it three sentences? How do I define three sentences with 80% accuracy? Tell me what it means. Is it five sentences? Is he only writes three? That's correct. Is it?

Tell me what it means. Yeah. No. No. We're not going to tell you what it means. Johnny will read at his grade level, improve his reading comprehension at his grade by reading at his grade level. What's his grade level?

We don't know. It's not, I love education. I love it. It works so well. It's not a patchwork system of just random bullshit. That doesn't, that barely.

Now that I'm inside baseball, I kind of want to get out. Yeah. Oh, just like the Phillies did. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about our disappointing fat sons of bitches. All right. But before we do that, hello.

Welcome to the episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him. And with me is my co-host, Ye. Liam. Hi, I'm Liam Anderson. My pronouns are he, him. And with me is my co-host, Ye. Liam. Hi, I'm Liam Anderson. My pronouns are also he and him. Do you know in Etruscan, your pronouns would just be

on. Nice. Don't know anything about Etruscan. Yeah, I took two Vyvanse by accident on Saturday, and now I can read Etruscan. Attaboy. Now I can see sounds! Yeah. I can taste color. Ah! It's an episode of

Simpsons. I am the lizard queen. No guests today, obviously, except for you, dear listener. We welcome you to our audio home.

Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming in. Wet your feet on the goddamn mat. This is an interesting, yeah, please, take your shoes off. This is not some fucking...

This isn't some white people house where you wear shoes. Yeah. Are you making fun of me because everyone takes their shoes off in my house even though they don't need to? No.

Because if you didn't take your shoes off in my house, my wife would spear you with a trident. Oh, well. Hi, Tom's wife. Yeah, Tom's wife. She's not going to listen to this.

No, she's not. She's not with to listen to this. No, she's not. We can say whatever we want about our wives. Yeah, she's out with the girls right now. They're doing... Yeah, she's made friends with, like, the ladies at her... I don't know, one of the classes at the gym. So it's like, you're going to go work out and then have drinks? I mean, yeah, cool idea.

I like that. It's a nice idea, but defeats the purpose work out and then have drinks. I mean, yeah, cool idea. I like that. It's a nice idea, but defeats the purpose of working out, I guess. Or not. That's how Tom was speared through with a trident. That, yep. Death caught live on the Zencaster camera. Oh, shit. What was I going to say?

Announcements. Yeah, we got to get a bonus out. So this is like one of the usual, usually when an episode's late, it's because of me. That's usually what happens. That's my fault, right? No, it's like five, like two or three different circumstances

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You got it now. Take it off and donate it to someone who needs it. All right. So I'm kind of glad we didn't record last week on Wednesday because we would have been the saddest ever, I think. Yeah, it would have been bad. So yeah, recording this on the 3rd of November. The Phillies.

The Phillies. Choked. One of the worst choked jobs in modern history. Yeah, I was at game seven, too. Yeah, that was sad. At one point, I lost contact with you towards the end, so I don't know what happened. I was drinking a lot.

Yeah, I figured you't know what happened. I was drinking a lot. Yeah. I figured you were just really sad. I don't know how... Let me ask you a question before we get into it. Yeah. Gun to your head. Resign NOLA, yes or no? No.

I'm also no. Gun to my head? Yeah, no. With nuance, maybe. But, yeah. now gun to my head yeah no um with nuance maybe but um yeah uh we so to kind of recap we took the two for the first two games at home then the victory of 10 nothing 10 nothing went to chase which i am on the record stating i did not want to play the Diamondbacks because we do not play well at Chase Field. You did mention that. I mentioned that before the playoffs started,

and I was vindicated, unfortunately. And we lost two games, both by one run. Then we won one, six to one, and then we lost both games at home. It was humiliating. That was absolutely humiliating. They had victory on the cusp for game six and seven. They only had to win one game and they lost. And the,

the, there's a lot that we could like go into this, but I think it was choking. I think some of it was poor decision-making. I think the two games we lost by a run was... One of them was lost by the Omp.

One of them was lost by... By Rob Thompson. I mean, also, Craig Kimbrell should be fired into the sod. I don't want him anywhere near this team. No, he's dreadful. He's horrible. I mean, we would have won the series if not for him.

Right. And I know that maybe we don't get into the playoffs without him because he did have some key games. And he played pretty well during the year. Yeah, well, but when it matters. Yeah. We used the same pitchers too often there was guys that weren't barely used all fucking throw time on walker and see what the fuck happens yeah exactly um in keeping the rotation too short these guys yeah you know why do you sign a guy

if you're not gonna fucking use them right um i mean going to the three minute rotation i mean yeah that's common but you don't need to do it you don't have to do it or you don't have to start the game you start the game with ranger who you know is only probably going to go at most five you know maybe six and you don't have to bring in guy you don't have to bring in your high leverage guy right after him why don't you you could put in taiwan walker or fuck it put in taiwan walker for the first three innings and have ranger finished arrest right exactly do something have an opener like just get it get it going uh it didn't help that Nick Cassianos didn't show up. No. The bats went silent, came seven. Yeah.

I mean, Boehm finally started showing up. Stoddy was playing. Brandon Marsh was playing really well. But, you know, having Johan Rojas bat with the bases loaded. Yeah. Yeah, that game's seven. We were going back and forth. But once it was at the bottom of six,

bottom of seventh. It was pretty obvious. It was obvious that we were not going to come back from this. And they made pitching adjustments, and we didn't make hitting adjustments. Right. Exactly. Yeah. No, I mean, that's what they said.

Yeah. But it sucks. It was sad. I'm going to tell you, I didn't watch a single pitch of the World Series. I'll be either. Yeah. I probably would have. I probably would have.

Yeah. I don't think, like, I think people were, like, hating on the Diamondbacks. I'm not hating on Diamondbacks. They play better. Yeah, exactly. They deserved it. They deserved it. It did kind of console me that like We should have beaten the Diamondbacks

But I don't think we had it in the tank to beat the Rangers They were a monstrosity Yeah And they beat the Diamondbacks in five I don't care about the Rangers I was rooting against the Rangers Because the Rangers is the only team that doesn't have a pride night Right

They had George fucking W. Bush throughout the first pitch Sure did For the first game so fuck that I saw that i was like i'm not watching this i'm not watching w um pretend that half the shit that's wrong with this country today isn't like every man dickhead yeah yeah so you know he enabled he enabled half the shit that happened later on under Trump. Yeah, I didn't watch it. I don't care. And we're not alone, because it was the least watched World Series in television history.

Good. Yeah. This tells you that baseball's umps are at least not on the take. They might suck sometimes. But they're not on the take, because why the fuck would you have this? I think they're the only sports whose refs are actually like have,

like what would you say, have integrity. Yeah. Because they would rather have had Philly versus Houston Astros rematch. You know that way more people would have tuned into that. Yeah. No one gives a shit about the Rangers. No one gives a shit about the Ironbacks. I mean, it sucks for the players.

I mean, but, yeah, I don't give a shit. Fuck it. It sucks. At least it's over. At least it's over. Yeah, and now we've got to have questions. Who's coming back? Is Hoskins going to come back?

Is Nola going to come back? Nola wants like six years, $205 million or something like questions. Who's coming back? Is Hoskins going to come back? Is Nola going to come back? Nola wants like six years, $205 million or something like that. He's not coming back for that. I'll tell you that. No, he's not. They'll let him walk and test the waters. I don't know if someone will sign him for that much. I think if you do, you get like three or four years out of him,

maybe producing around the same level before he starts getting older. Right. Also, I don't know if he's ever had Tommy John. I don't think so. Yeah. But he's not like a super hard thrower either. No, he's not. I don't think so.

Okay. Yeah. So who knows if that's like coming down the line? No, he hasn't. Yeah. I don't know if the Hoskins. He had the elbow injury back in 2016, but.'t. Yeah, I don't know if the Hoskins will be back. He had the elbow injury back in 2016. Yeah.

Yeah, so far, I haven't seen anything to be too concerning. But yeah, I don't know. You're going to need a number two if we don't sign him. But I don't think they're going to sign him for that much money. Unless John Milton just doesn't give a shit anymore. Which would be fine. He really doesn't care. Yeah, sure.

Absolutely. Yeah, if you want to bring him back, yeah, bring him back. But get another number two. Yeah, please. Yeah, get another guy. I don't... I haven't looked too much into what the free agent situation's going to be. I have no idea. I don't care about baseball yet.

Sorry. I know there's a guy from Japan that's going to be posted. What's his name oh i know who you're talking about but i can't remember his name yeah uh yeah is it yamamoto yoshinobu yamamoto yeah he's supposed to be filthy right yeah that would be i we should go hard after him um he he was really nasty in the world baseball classic right right right yeah so um yeah i would definitely they should definitely be going after him but who knows who knows what's gonna happen i had to take a break for baseball myself man like that was a like we went we went

moralizing yeah and that was after uh we went to see uh temple get cooked by SMU. 55-0. Nothing. 55. I don't think I've seen such bad football in person. And I've watched high school games. Right. I've seen a lot of bad football.

That was terrible. Temple, god damn. Dies. They don't have E.J. Warner. They didn't have E.J. They didn't have EJ Warner that game. It was miserable. I don't know. Do you remember I was yelling the shit about John Wesley being a heretic?

And one guy was kind of like staring in my direction on the SMU after they like returned the field goal or something like that. I was like, is he going to come over and try to fuck with me? Am I going to get my ass kicked by an SMU guy? Because he would have kicked my ass. It didn't matter if he's a skill position player. He's in much better shape than me. Fair enough. Yeah.

I don't know. That was an interesting experience. I did my first time at the Link. Really? Yeah. I had never been to the Link before. Yeah. So, what is it? Happy birthday, Liam. You get 55-0 Really? Yeah I had never been to the link before Yeah Yeah, so What is it?

Happy birthday, Liam You get 55-0 And the Go Owls, baby! Yeah, who It's like that thing that says We do this not because it is easy But because we thought it would be easy

Yeah At least Rutgers is good Yeah, bowl-eligible Rutgers Yep Have they won since Since they became bowl-eligible Rutgers. Yeah. Have they won since they became bowl-eligible, though? Let's see. They're playing the Buckeyes tomorrow.

Yeah. Yeah, we are. All right. I know who I'm rooting for. Oh, can you imagine? Oh, my God. Yes. Sickos Committee update. Unranked Scarlet Knights. Vicious undefeated Ohio State Buckeyes.

Oh, it's like it's like when unranked produce suicide bombs itself into a top five ranked team. Oh, yes. Why can't I get the Scarlet Knights schedule here? Google has to change how they do it. Versus Ohio State. Then next week it's at iowa then at penn state then versus maryland yeah they uh they beat michigan state yeah michigan state's sort of in free fall yeah oh yeah indiana's not a good uh no no they lost to michigan 31 well that was all because of the science deal that's because of the science deal. That's because of what? Science deal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They lost to Wisconsin. Yeah. So, yeah, they're bowl eligible now. Yeah. Ohio State, Iowa, Penn State, Maryland. Okay. Murderer's throw.

Yeah. Okay. Good luck with that, guys. But I'm rooting for you because you're not playing tough. You already beat them. I think the last time they played Penn State, Rutgers lost by 40 points or something. They do that a lot. Yeah.

We don't want to do that. Is it a home game? They're at Penn State, I think. Alright, well, go Scarlet Knights. Yeah, buddy. Critical support. I haven think. Yeah, all right. Well, go Scarlet Knights. Yeah, buddy. Critical support. Yeah, I haven't even checked into Temple since the loss.

Temple-Ells football. They lost again, I'm pretty sure, to Tulsa. I think they got the doors beat off them again. No, they haven't played. It's been a bye. They're playing Navy tomorrow. Why? Navy, they're going to lose to Navy.

They're going to lose to Navy. Navy they're gonna get triple option Navy is as far as I know not very good this year they're pretty bad they're 3 and 4 yeah Temple's gonna lose to USF yeah they're gonna lose to

UAB maybe a toss-up. God, what a depressing fucking sentence. And then they're definitely going to lose to Memphis. They're definitely losing to Memphis. So they got maybe one more win. I mean, they should be able to win against Navy if they try. God. Oh, man.

That's such a – that's – wow. Why do we root for sports? Why do we root for sports? Why do we root for sports? It's a great question, Dom. I don't know. I don't know. So, shit. Speaking of football, Eagles are good still?

Eagles are good. 7-1. This is Dallas week. By the time this comes out, you should know who won the Dallas game. Hopefully us. How are you feeling about it? I mean, the team's banged up, but still finding ways to win. They're finding ways to win.

I think maybe they're starting to kind of come into their new offense a bit. The defense is up and down like a motherfucker. They won the Dolphins game with a stifling defense, and then could do nothing against Washington. It was really weird yeah and it's you know it's funny both washington games uh the commanders are the same score yeah um and that's um i think it's the most points we gave up to any team was 31 um yeah yeah it is i'm looking at it now. Most of the other teams, we kind of held it down. 17.

We'll see how the Cowboys go. It's always a toss-up when it's your division rival. The Cowboys, they're a solid team this year. Not as this juggernaut people are making them out to be. Still, right. You can never count them out. Yeah.

Cowboys, Chiefs, Bills, Niners, Cowboys. Murderous row. Yeah. This is where we're going to see if the season's good or not. I'm going to be optimistic because I don't want to die. So, yeah. Let's see how it goes. Um, wow.

We were in a good mood. Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, I, I think we'll, we'll probably drop a couple of these games. Just,

you know, yeah. As, as it sort of happens, but at the same time, you know, um, Oh,

just, uh, just, uh, uh, breaking news. The Eagles just released their second Christmas album. Oh, awesome.

Yeah. I didn't listen to the other one. Neither did I. Yeah. We'll see how it is. Oh, man. This one makes me listen to it. I'm cracking.

Yeah. I want to say, yeah, we talked about the Sixers earlier. Don't know what much to say, yeah, we talked about the Sixers earlier. Don't know much to say. How do you feel about them getting rid of P.J. Tucker? Kind of bummed, honestly. Yeah. A little bummed about that. I like P.J.

Yeah. But, yeah, we'll see. I think it'll go all right. I mean, honestly, we've got Marcus Morris or whichever Morris now yeah serviceable at the very least we'll see what happens with I think Tyrese

is still Tyrese is blossomed yeah I mean he's putting up hero numbers yeah so we'll see what happens maybe the Sixers will have hope maybe we don't have any cancerous guys right now. No. Except for, what's his name?

We were talking about him. Forkont. You can't make me hate Forkont Korkmaz, though. That's the problem. No, you can't. I love him. I love that his trade request will just never be approved. Nope.

You're stuck here forever. We're going to bury you underneath the Wells Fargo Center, be approved. Nope. You're stuck here forever. Yeah. We're going to bury you underneath the Wells Fargo Center, my guy. Sorry. Yeah. You're going to keep the building alive. Actually, we're going to do that to the Sixers' stay.

Like, put some magic on it. You were... Speaking of the Wells Fargo Center, you were there for the Flyers losing to the Sabres? 5-2, yep. Yeah, and they're going to play them again today.

Tonight, yep. Yeah. That's bizarre going to play them again today. Tonight, yep. It's terrible. How's your knee? Oh, it hurts. It hurts, yeah. My brother was at the Flyers game on Wednesday. No, last week. He was at the Ducks.

I think it was the Ducks game. Right. And he got up from his seat. his seat caught the chair in front of him and he like his knee dislocated that is nuts and also the flyers are cursed yeah so the wells forever center is cursed um just check your patella ligaments if you do walk into the wells hargo center just yeah make sure you're in operating condition. Yeah. Like long-time listeners know that I have weird funkiness in my knees. So my one knee doesn't track correctly. Brutal.

Those great pain genetics. Sorry, buddy. Yeah, we'll see what happens. Good luck on your MRI today. Yeah. I don't know. Is there anything else you want to cover with the with the Flyers uh hey they're they're they're looking pretty future I mean honestly and they what's losing 5-2 to Buffalo is I mean they pulled Carter Hart at the Sabres I will say this the Sabres

scored five goals on like 14 shots Flyers net mind they need some fucking help yeah and didn't what's isn't what's his name hurt hell carter heart he no he got pulled i don't think he's hurt he might be i thought i saw something on the news today so that he's gonna be missing time because he's hurt uh he's not gonna be missing time because he's butt he's butt cheeks yeah well he's he won't play today, Hart is in courtier or day-to-day. Oh, tourier. Or tourier. Or tourier.

Yeah, it's weird. Tourier. Stop it. You speak French. Français. Qu'est-ce que c'est? Stop it. Stop it.

J'aime. I don't know. Je m'appelle Claude. Je m'appelle Claude. Je m'appelle ce boule, deux boules et mes pantalons. I'm going to punch you in the face.

What's a dick in... Le tour de fer dans mes pantalons. Les mes dents et mes pantalons et deux boules. Fuck. I'm like trying to map just nasal sounds on the Italian. All right. Attaboy.

That's what French is. It's just Italian through your nose. Right. Yeah. Jesus Christ. All right. Let's see. We got a couple voicemails.

Actually, we got a lot. We got five. You ready to get into those? Yep. All right. I think two of them are updates. Oh, before I get into this, speaking of Wayne, Wayne DMed me and said that Arena Football is coming back. Yeah.

Hell yeah. I should go to a game. Yeah, absolutely. You probably will be – if it's anything like previous arena football, tickets will come in cereal boxes. Yes, I can't wait. New Bon Jovi album coming out with season tickets inside.

Oh, yeah. Nice. All right, let's see. Let's see. All right, we got – speaking of Wayne, it's got fountains of Wayne. There's so much Waynes coming out of fountains. Oh, all right. Great joke.

Where's my... Oh, the Bruins are 9-0-1, by the way. The Bruins? Yeah, they're 9-0-1. Jesus Christ. Don't ask about what happened last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely not similar to the Phillies.

All right. Anyway. Anytime you're Liam, it's Wayne. Pronoun Phillies. All right. Anyway. Hey, Tom. Yeah, Liam. It's Wayne. Pronoun to him. Just calling. Last weekend, I was actually at the Rutgers-Michigan State game. I see. Regretted leaving early, even though it was like porn rain.

Never leave early. The Rutgers was down 24-6. They came back to win 27-24. They're now one win away from their first bowl game since 2014. And also Andre Iguodala, 16-year vet, four-time champion with the Golden State Warriors. I remember him from the Sixers. He announced his retirement today.

So congrats on his retirement. Good luck to the Philadelphia Phillies. Fuck the whole state of Texas and fuck Penn State. Thanks, Wayne. Thanks, Wayne. Yeah, Andre Iguodala. I remember him on the Sixers. Yeah, he was a good Sixer.

And then he blossomed and won four titles, not on the Sixers. Yeah, that's a common thing. It happens a lot. Yeah, it happens a lot. Once you leave the Wells Far. Yeah, that's a common thing. It happens a lot. Yeah, it happens a lot. Once you leave the Wells Fargo Center, the curse is lifted. Not you for a con. No. All right.

Yeah, so we got Charlie. Before we get to Charlie. Dude, that's why. All right, 24-6, you're not leaving at halftime. We left with 30-0. It was 42-0, I think. Yeah, 42-0. Yeah, you're're not leaving at halftime. We left with 30-0. It was 42-0, I think. Yeah, 42-0. Yeah, you're going to leave at halftime.

You're down by only two touchdowns in the field goal. Hold on. Let's see what happens. Anyway. All right. And Charlie, I know that there's the playoff thing for the soccer. Playoff thing for the soccer. Playoff thing for the soccer. Yeah, let's get the update from Charlie on where that was going.

Hey, guys. Hey, Tom, yay, Liam, happy birthday. Philadelphia Union in the regular season with a damp squib against New England. The team, the very team that they'll be facing in the playoffs, losing 2-1. Julian Carranza gets the first goal, but the Union give up two in the first half, both to Gustavo Bowe, one

on a penalty, and then one man and a half, losing 2-1. They finish fourth in the Eastern Conference and will face the fifth seed. New England in a best-of-three first-round playoff format that's going to take place over the next two weeks. Two weeks? Who knows when. And we still be at home for game one. At least the Phillies bullpen stopped shitting in their own mouth.

So they're at least up a game, going into game six, 3-2. And then what happens? Hopefully, the Phillies can keep going and Union can start finding some sort of playoff form. Yeah. Later, guys. Dude, the MLS playoffs is a fucking... I think it's like a round-robin thing.

They all play each other three times or some shit for the first round. Yeah. I don't know how it fucking works. Me either. That's what Charlie's for. Charlie, call in and explain to us how it works. I know't know how it fucking works. Me either. That's what Charlie's for. Charlie, call in and explain to us how it works. I know the second Wayne calls is a substitute. Is Wayne calling as Charlie?

That's really funny. Yeah. I wanted to bring up something about the union, though, and I don't know if Wayne's going to bring it up. The union's best defender, Kai Wagner, apparently used a racial slur. I heard that. Yeah. And he said it to a New England Revolution player, Bobby Wood. But he said it in German, but Bobby Wood speaks German.

Oh, my God, dude. So he knew what he was saying. You fucking. Yeah. Don't fucking. Don't talk shit. Don't do that. Don't assume that no one's going to know what you're saying.

Like, fucking – oh, my God. So I think he's like – Wagner probably wasn't going to come back anyway. Right. Still. Yeah. So I tried to find out what the slur was just out of interest, and I just discovered that Wikipedia has a list of ethnic slurs. yes they do um that i don't like like we make jokes like i make jokes sometimes like like obliquely hinting and like someone saying a slur uh i'm not actually someone who says slurs um

he said aggressively covering his own ass yeah um i've heard him do it i look yeah i i did say on wtyp but i'm allowed to say it because i'm an eighth polish um god damn it dude god damn it ross didn't get offended i'll have to bleep that probably uh amazing uh but oh my god i'm just scrolling through this list and it's like so many of them i know it's them, I know It's bad Why is this a list? Why is this a list? Do I need this? Oh

Hell yeah Oh, they're so bad Some of them aren't that bad, Plastic Patty's not that bad That's just someone who pretends to be Irish Alright, I'm going to stop looking at these I'm going to say something Alright, by accident Shit uh shit yeah that fucking sucks um i wonder how the sons of ben are uh feeling about this uh this wagner incident yeah yeah i know that the the guys the the

supporter section is pretty fucking left wing. Right. At Subaru Park. So, and even if they're not like leftists, they're pretty like open, like accepting. Don't be a douchebag. Yeah. Yeah. They're not, you know, I presume politically, but at least like they're accepting of everybody. Right. You know, regardless of race and all that.

That was pretty obvious when I was down there so yeah fuck that really doing great for the Germans there bud your last name was fucking Wagner really reinforcing the trope yeah way to go Bobby

get it Bobby Wagner yeah yeah yeah Dick Wagner. Yeah, Richard. All right. Speaking of Bobbies. Bobby from Western Maryland. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam. It's Bobby from Western Maryland.

And this is the day of the NLCS game seven. That means the Astros are fucking dead. Fuck the Rangers, but fuck the Astros more. Suck shit, Houston. I hope your boys pull it off tonight. Go Phil, but really just go NL representative in the World Series. Fuck the Astros. Fuck Ian Kinsler. Fuck the Rangers, and fuck Penn State.

Have a good one. I appreciate that every voicemail just says fuck Penn State. Yeah, I do like that. I know that there's a WTYP bingo out there. I think if someone makes the 10K losses bingo, that's going to be on there. The free space, yeah. Yeah, fuck Penn State. Someone go do that.

I'm sure there's enough at this point. This is episode 74. Of course, when we last recorded, I thought it was episode 74 too. Do you know how many times that's happened? I've counted wrong. Oh, buddy. About five times. That's so fucking funny.

And I catch it when I'm editing. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong? Why do I do it? Why can't I add? Oh, I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a child. You got to add to be an astronaut. Oh, fuck me Alright

We got another message We got one from Sean Who I believe has called him before Correcting something about being the anti-Tom Hello Tom Yay Liam It's Sean from Charlottesville Called me fake Tom last time

I think it's just because i wasn't enunciating because i was very hungover um just taking a break from watching the phils right now um it is game seven right now can't sit on your back freaking the fuck out took the dog out for a quick walk good that's what it didn't help hey corbin carroll i hate him so much uh he looks like the bad guy in a shitty western movie just so frustrating um pretty pretty terrible um oh pronouns he him uh anyways uh looks like the eagles might be getting back on track hopefully hurt did not actually hurt. Brace worries me a little bit.

Anyways, fuck the Diamondbacks. Fuck Penn State. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry. Sorry for the disappointment you felt afterwards. Yeah. Corey McCarroll does look like a Western villain.

He does. Yeah, he does. All right. And we got our last voicemail from Wayne, which I think is as substitute Charlie. Maybe he covers. This was recent. So maybe he covers the Wagner thing.

Let's see. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. It's Wayne. Pronouns he, him. Calling in for Charlie as the union correspondent this weekend. Union come out with a big 3-1 win in game one of the first round. Sure. And it was basically all done by the halftime.

Gazdag's able to put away a penalty after a further review of VAR. And then two goals. And then the Union scored two more goals. Unfortunately, they gave up one goal in the second half to the Revolution. They go on to game two in the windy, barren wasteland known as Foxborough, Massachusetts. Fair enough. The wind sends them to the next round.

Go Union. Go Scarlet Knights. And whoever came up with this playoff format for MOS, honestly, just no. Just no. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on with that. That playoff thing. I guess it's like you play.

One of you is going to have to call in to explain it to us. Yeah. And I remember I can't add, so you're going to have to be real simple. Yeah. Yeah. He can't. Speaking of weird formats,

isn't the NBA plate like mid season tournament thing happening today? Yeah. Not real mid season, but all right. Yeah. I guess. Well, I learned this saying uh this week

that uh the nba doesn't really start till christmas yeah no i've said that yeah and and i i buy that because that's really when my interest actually peaks um this in-season tournament i guess is a way of like getting you to watch early um uh they're all regular season games, apparently. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah. I just don't... It just seems weird.

Maybe this could be our first ring or cup. Yeah, please. Yeah. Please. We need it so bad. Yeah, it's... Please. Each player on the winning team will receive $500, please. Yeah. Please. We need it so bad. Yeah, it's... Please.

Each player on the winning team will receive $500,000. Oh, that's good. I mean, yeah. Then give it to us. Yeah, give it to me. Yeah, I could do so much with that. I've been secure for a real long time. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm looking at the thing. Six groups of five, Tuesdays and fridays november if your group games against each other to pull like as long as it counts for the regular season i guess it's so stupid i don't know i don't know yeah we'll see how it goes i mean i'm probably gonna watch it unless the sixers do well in it but um yeah we'll see how it goes uh shit um oh yeah we got uh we got a what's it called we got a metric mic uh hello tom and yay liam hi hi i don't give a shit about bb's dick fair enough all right i want him and all his high-level fucks in the fucking hague. But if someone's arresting him for the Hague, wanted to knee him, go for it.

Fair enough. Also, did the fucking Eagles team plane crash? How the fuck did that many people get injured? Oh, this injury report, they just released it an hour ago. We've got Bradley Roby down with a shoulder. Boston Scott did not practice for personal reasons. James Bradbury, thigh, calciteria, concussion. Cam Juergens, foot.

Jalen Carter, back. Jordan Davis, hamstring. Zua Opita, hip. Jack Stoll, ankle. Milton Williams, shoulder. Yeah. We're definitely getting the – we're going to be getting the phone call from Hallie soon. Yeah.

I think so. I think so. Yeah. Remember, hand down,ie soon. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. I think so. Yeah. Remember, hand down, hand down, Tom. Yep. Oh, yeah. And then Mike continues, meanwhile, in Cleveland, our quarterback investment is still fucking injured.

Way to go, team. We should still invest in it. And I had responded drunkenly to Mike saying, Temple's own PJ Tucky, because I misspelled Tucker. Out of luck. Yeah. And then Well he says fuck Penn State

Fuck the Browns, fuck the IDF and Hamas We'll fuck one more than the other a little bit Alright Liam cosides every statement I say 100% Everything I say on this podcast Liam agrees with 100% You can't take it with everything I say on this podcast. Liam agrees with 100%. You can't take it back.

So I say, Temple's own PJ Tucker, and he goes, look, the Browns may need to implement Eagles community roster draft lottery. Don't worry. I'll put you and Yay Liam in. Be prepared to report to Berea Training Camp. You can hop in a CSX or NS Freight. The tracks go past the facility. All right.

So not only are we going to be drafted for the Browns, we have to ride the rails like hobos. That's okay. Our signing bonus is going to be $5. Yeah, we're going to be the end of train device that's how we're gonna make our way yeah we'll just sit in the back we'll hold the lantern um yeah it's not on fire um yeah sure thanks mike appreciate that, all right.

Got anything else? Any other sports that exist we want to talk about? Um, I know there's a British football player making a British football fan, English football fan making the rounds that said free Palestine. I like that. Go look that one up on the, on the,

um, Ooh, that was a stretch. Oh, it was delightful. All right. Uh, all right. It's going to be a little short one today. Don't complain. Uh, if you do want. Oh, it was delightful. All right. All right, it's going to be a little short one today. Don't complain.

If you do want to complain, complain to Liam. Yeah. He gets less upset by complaints. He has a hardened heart. The Lord has hardened his heart to get to complaints. Sometimes I go through the WTYP comments and issue death threats. Yes. Not from the WTYP account, though.

I've been yelled at enough times. We have all of your emails. We do. All right. So we're going to shout out to North Catholic Tier patrons Patrick, Sean, Mike, Amanda, Stephen, Kyle, Cohoyle coho chucklebird and cat the last two being brand new we are getting very close very close to 250 yeah i think we're at 244 today um we're gonna have to do some sort of like weird discord live stream bullshit let us know if you have any ideas yeah well what kind of stuff would you want us to watch? Yeah. Tell us what you want.

Is it going to be us playing like a sports game? Is it? Yeah. I don't know. Fuck. Watching a game. Taking a shit. We can take shits.

Resurrecting the poop chair if you want. Yeah. The poop chair. Poop chair too. That's another spot on the, on the, on the bingo. Oh yeah.

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we're gonna he can't leave we're making a new valley of the kings yeah we're gonna have to double mummify you because it's kind of like right under the Wells Fargo Center. Sorry, buddy, you go. Yeah. We're going to have to double mummify you because it's kind of like right under the water. The water table is real high in that part of the city. Yeah, hop in. Yeah, Valley Kings 2 has a sump pump. It's actually where the sump is for the Wells Fargo Center. It's right next to that Shift 4 club.

You know how they do the videos of like them take them switching the wells fargo over to like oh yeah the time lapses yeah they're gonna do it and it's like they accidentally reveal underneath and it's just like the fucking coliseum they have like all those extra passages and shit yeah yeah yeah yeah these are all tombs these are where they keep the animals for when caesar comes and wishes to watch a naval battle um uh it's just crazy um that'd be funny um yeah uh dm and follow us i'm at the hickey t-pain he's at nightly anderson with zero because he's late uh podcast is 10k lost his pod something like that just search for it it'll come up uh patreon.com so it's 10 000 yeah such 10 000 yeah follow us get that patreon like i

get well get the patreon up that's that's important um get the get the twitter up because i finally hit a thousand followers on my end let's let's get the podcast up there oh congratulations yeah thanks i'm about to just see what my follower count is at oh yeah 20 20 years 6.9 or some shit like that. 13,180. Oh. Yeah, I think you had 26 on the old one, didn't you? No.

I had like about 10,000. Roz had like 26 on his old one. Okay. All right. Yeah. So, patreon.com. So, 10,000 losses. Again, other podcasts we got.

Well, there's your problem. What was the last one? The one that's coming out is Beirut, and then we just did Everest today. Ooh, Mount Everest is an engineering disaster? We have a comment saved just for people who ask that.

God, the tectonic plates. What a mistake. the movement of the indian uh plate into the asian plate uh real fucking engineering disaster there um all right uh what so we got trash future we got uh hell of a way to die you got tim pitches you got beyond the breakers who else were our friends i was trying to think hell of what do we say hell of what yeah we said them already all right well then that's it fuck off that's it all right uh well that's that's been your pod that's been a pod um it's time to go

enjoy the weekend so uh take care everybody have a good one bye Bye. Bye. On 6, 7, 8, 9, 50 minutes exactly. 50 minutes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No one likes us, we don't care. We're from Philly, fucking Philly. No one likes us, we don't care.