Ten Thousand Losses - Calvinists! ft. Jordan from Brigham Young Money

Episode Date: May 4, 2025

While Liam is off galavanting on the WTYP East Coast Tour, Tom calls in his Mountain West Conference buddy Jordan from Brigham Young Money to fill in as special temporary guest co-host. The boys talk morning radio, guys with their dicks out on boats, the Eagles visit to the White House, discriminate against Italian-Americans, and answer some listener messages.  Listen to Brigham Young Money: http://brighamyoungmoney.com/  Follow Jordan: https://bsky.app/profile/slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head assessment, John Keene. And we're live. Yeah. So there was an episode, there's like a local, I'm sure you have like your local zoo crew out in Salt Lake

City, but our zoo crew in Philly is Preston Steve. And yeah. It sounds like a lumber store. Yeah, Preston Steve lumber. And they definitely did shape my sense of humor a bit, like my appreciation for dumb, there's absolutely moronic comedy. But they, one of the funniest episodes of all time was they got a soundboard, a new soundboard for the studio and they just played the pre-installed sound effects. And it was, it was the, I just loved it because it was so dumb and it was like, there was like a

laser but I still remember one. It was like, you are listening to broadcast radio. It's like, yeah, no shit, it's the fucking radio. Someone find me that drop please. That's like just like listening to like the WinApp like sound clip for like 900 times or something. Just the default, just whatever is default pre-installed. The sample garage band, you know, band template, whatever like that. Yeah,

you know what? That sounds fucking good as it is. Let's roll with that. Yeah, we're just going to build off of this. There's nothing else we need. Yeah. The, the, the for listeners who are like, what the fuck is going on? We were talking about the Jordan is laughing, the dumb hometown riff that I stole. And I'm open about stealing it because it came on their mixing board when they got it, their soundboard, and they just never took it off. Yeah, that stuff makes me laugh. Just really dumb. I remember one of the funniest things, the first time I remember falling over laughing was, I still remember it was back when we

had VHSs and the video carts, the AV carts in the schools in like maybe sixth or seventh grade. And they, we were watching, I think it was seventh grade and they wheeled in the TV cart, we're watching a National Geographic Kids and you know like the National Geographic like, but it was a kid doing it and it was like, it was a kid literally going like, and I just, I on the floor, like to the point where like, do we need to get the nurse? And I just couldn't fucking stop laughing. It was so just out of absurd out of nowhere. That's really, I guess, where if we had hindsight, no, that's when he's a, that's a poster being born.

You know, just dumb stuff. You know, I think that would actually make me angry though, because that's like, you know, teacher as a hangover days where you're watching some sort of like National Geographic or eyewitness video or something like that. The intro songs were bangers, but then it would be followed on by the most boring video you could ever imagine. Having that taken from me would, I think, get a visceral reaction from me. As the teacher, as another student?

As another student. Yeah. I'm not allowed near children. Is that in a professional capacity? That's insane. Oh, yeah. The background check came out No, I just I don't have the patience for that yeah, well there's a reason I teach high school

Teachers are saints. I cannot no we're not will not we're all alcoholics for obvious reasons to yeah, yeah, no the the I mean I had, dude, I had a week this week. I was even posting about it. Yeah, I don't even know I want to say what it was, what this kid said. The kid got a lot of trouble for it. The kid got suspended. I'm not even going to say it. I'm not even going to say it.

That's for the best, too. Yeah. I come from a family of teachers and everything, so which is why I stay as clear from the profession as humanly possible. Yeah. But they always just come home with stories like this little shit. And it's like, yep, gotcha. I had one, well, this one I could tell it was like, yes, we're doing a we're finishing up a poetry unit and the one kid in dipshit didn't write anything. And he's like, I, I take myself to the edge and I see all the goons. I'm like, dude, really? And he's like, what? What's wrong with those words?

I was like, I mean, we can have you call your women, I can call your mom and have you explain it to her because everyone in the classroom was laughing when he said it. I was like, tell her why it was funny and why maybe I would call it just like, you know, oh, come on. You know, you want to do like, I just shut the, like, shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up. Like, stop. Do your dumb, do that at lunch. That's what I did. I made my dumb jokes. I remember I once, I one time, so me and my friend, I went to Catholic school, this is a long time listeners will know. So we wore uniforms and we had to wear like khaki pants and we kept trying to put like hot sauce on each other's like seats, right? To be like, ah, you fucking bled out your ass, you're gay. Like that was like the shit. And so, so I

went diabolical. I got junior mints. Oh, and I let them melt and I put them on a seat. I was like, ah, you got fucked in the ass and There's common shit on your pants. You've you've. Yeah. Ah, and he's like, yo, that's too far. And of course, the entire table is like, oh, my God, you do. You're gay. You got called in your ass. So stupid. Because I was like that. I was not like the guy who would like start shit, but I ended it.

Stop putting hot sauce on my seat and fuck an asshole. Fuck you I'm never gonna be able to look at a box of junior mints the same way You've ruined my favorite movie treat. How dare you? Yeah, dude, like he was mad at me for months It's like dude you put hot you got me three times a hot sauce All right, I got you once but I the, I use the nuke. I, so I went to Briggsmanship and you lost. So what brand of hot sauce are we talking? I got a gauge color here a little bit. Are we talking like Tabasco? Are we talking like maybe a Texas Pete? Maybe whatever, whatever shit Cisco or it was Aramark, whatever shit Aramark rolls with.

So, might be Texas Pete. That sounds like a Texas Pete. They're usually like the ones in dining facilities and cafeterias. Yeah. So, you know, one of Khaki Pitt, it would definitely show up. But yeah, he got me like three times. But that shit washes out. Like, if you get it quick, it washes out.

The junior, it was the Simpson. Oh, nothing gets chocolate out. But you know what? No more hot sauce on my fucking seat, I tell you that. No. That solved that. And that pants of, those caggies are done. Creamy.

What a dumb, being a teenager is like the stupidest thing. You know, honestly, I've thought about this a lot. It's like maybe we should just keep teenagers in a camp until they turn 18 and then release them from everything else. Yeah. Yeah. That might be for the best. It's sort of what Engels was saying, you know, talking about the end of the bet. It's sort of what Engels was saying, talking about the end of the family.

We can bring this back to theory. Just put a teenager in camps. Engels was writing that after Marx put Junior Mince on a seed. Marx would do that. Marx would- Oh, he absolutely would. Oh, he absolutely would have done that. And angles would angles would have been crestfallen. He would have been like, do you how much fucking money have I sent you to write your fucking book and your pants are dirty? Your pants are already dirty.

You got come over your pay the actual come because you don't wash your fucking pants. I I cover your living expenses. I publish your books and then you put junior mints on my seat and then yelled, ah, looks like you got fucked in the ass. You did this to me. But knowing what a mint of that color would have been called in the 19th century. So it would have been something else.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sure it was very above board. I'm not going to say the name, but what was the old? What's the what's the new one? They changed their names. Oh, they're Vigroids now. Go look up what they used to be called. And they changed their name. Where do they they change their name like in 2010?

Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. But I mean, like there was a lot of things like that, that like, like one of the biggest like restaurant chains in the world was, uh, it was, uh, uh, Sombos and that family also owned the jazz. Oh no, of course they did. Oh yeah. Oh no, of course they did. And the last Sambos is in Santa Barbara and they changed their name after the George Floyd

protest. Well, I mean, it's a little bit- They made it to 2020. That's the least they could do. Oh, they changed it to Chad's. Yeah, Chad's, which honestly sounds more racist to me, but whatever. Well, only if they have like Giga Chad on the... The sign's just one big Giga Chad Wojak.

Yeah, like that's... Oh, that would be awful. That could be next to that Garfield restaurant in Toronto. When that goes... If that's out of... I don't know if it's still a business or not, but you know, if we can turn it into giga-chats. I think we can just assume that any sort of restaurant that's anywhere tangentially related to memes is probably going to be out of business within like three to six months.

Oh yeah. That is not a long-term solution for a restaurant. Oh, so I want you, so you don't know this. All right, I'm going gonna, you might know this. Actually, I don't think you did. There's a cheese steak place in Philly. Everyone who listens to some Philly knows, well, I'm not gonna say it,

but I just want you to read the first, don't read it to yourself, don't say it out loud. The name of this cheese steak restaurant. Okay. Oh. And certainly is a name. And they changed that he changed the name of 2015, the current owner and the neighborhood was, you know, what you what the fuck are you doing?

You're changing the name. Dude, this restaurant's been around for a million years. And first off, it's not racist because he's got damn eyes. That's just how he was born, man. How you trying to say he's fucking racist? That first paragraph under history is amazing. Yeah, I had a family member tell me that it's not racist because that's what his eyes look like. Oh, yeah.

This is the same. This is the same, this is the same. Go ahead. So, there was a, there's a university in Utah and in southern part of the state that was called Dixie State University until like three years ago. And like, everyone was like, well, yeah, it's because, you know, we're the southern part of the state, like, you know, we're Utah's Dixie. That's why I was called.

There's like, yeah, also that and because they grew cotton and had slaves. But you know, your theory is good too. Yeah. Oh, I, they finally changed. It's not Utah tech. All right. I mean, I guess that's literally the least you could do. They call the Utah polytechnic first, but it was too complicated for people. So then they

just call it Utah tech. All right. And poly has sort of like the connotations in Utah. You know, like you got guys like, oh, well, is that what? Can I bring my wives? I've seen a lot of upside down pineapples in St. George. I'm just saying, like, if you want to pretend it's not a thing, fine, but it's happening. Let's get Brian Quinby to do Utah guys. I could fill books with that.

Yes. Liam, you're not going to listen to this. Use your contacts. Let's get on fucking guys. We could do Philly guys for sure. We're followed by Brian and all that too. We were on the actual last episode of Street Fight. Oh shit, were you? We were, yeah. It was a weird time because that was right around the time of their breakup and everything like that. So we recorded the last official street fight. Don't listen to it because for some reason all of our audio sounds like it was recorded in a submarine. But yeah, we were there.

All right. Sure. I'm going to leverage it because I had an episode idea for them, but now it's lost. But it was when he did tool guys and tool guys, it was like a double. There was another one that would have been, oh, cruising guys and cruising guys. Oh. That would honestly be really good. I don't think he follows me. He has responded to me before, but I got to feel like, cause I could do the boat guys. I don't know, I have any experience

with the other kind of cruising. I've run into people doing it. And sometimes there is a Venn diagram of both of them because I'm sure there's- Oh, sex guys and boat cruising? Oh. So search and rescue- The phase is not that good.

Search and rescue story. All right. I haven't shared this one before, I don't think. So we're on the patrol on the Delaware River and we get a call. We're going to go investigate because there's a boat anchored in the channel, which is obviously no go in a working river. You'd see because you're gonna get fucking clipped by a fucking tanker. And we go over to the boat and we're like, hey, you know, we're trying to raise like razor to say, hey skipper, what's up? Hey, hey skip. And the guy comes out like it's the like he's the fuck in the fucking graduate with like a long shirt on, no drawers. I mean, his dick is out, but we can't see it just because of the gunhole. And we're like, hey, you can't anchor in the channel. It's a hazard. Why don't you get out of here?

We don't want to see you guys get killed by a big ship." He's like, oh, oh shit, dude, I'm sorry. We were heading up river and we just kind of felt like we had to take a break if you know what I mean. And we're all looking at each other like, sure, just can you put your pants on? Wait, anchor please. It's like, yeah, when the boats are rocking, don't come a-knocking. Actually, I have another one with someone partial nudity.

We were, I actually have a photo of this. I had to find it. We got called in by the Spirit of Philadelphia, which is like a cruise ship that does like dinner cruises in Philly. If you want to get norovirus, add a disco. That's a great. And they're like, hey, you know, there's a vessel. It's flipped.

So, this sailboat was coming out of one of the marinas on the Delaware River and it turtled. So, it's fucking mass got stuck in the mud. And I'll have to find the picture because the guy is trying, he's got a line attached somewhere on the mast and he's in a rowboat. And there's about a 10, 15 mile per hour wind and he's rowing into it with a rope in his mouth trying to... Was he JFK?? Like what is he trying to do here? Yeah. And then there's a girl, a woman, and she's swimming and she's between the boat and like this concrete bulkhead of the pier and we're like, hey ma'am, can you get out of the water? Like,

she's like, I can't. Dude, I would come over and help you out. She's like, hey ma'am, can you get out of the water? She's like, I can't. Dude, we come over and help you out. She's like, no, I don't have any clothes on. I was like, all right. We gave her a life jacket. We're just like, here, just take it. Please get a life jacket on so you don't drown and please swim to the other side of the boat. That way you're at least decent enough to just sit there

until Sea Toe comes and gets you or whatever like that. But it's like, yeah, so I can attest these two, the cruising and the cruising or the upside down pineapple community do intersect. Oh, I'm sure there's a large intersection of those communities because like it, I've only been on one cruise in my life and I was just generally just a completely repulsed by the entire experience. So if you're going on 15 to 20 cruises in your lifetime or something, there's a reason why you're doing it. Oh, and that's three different kinds of cruising. Cause I was talking about the boat cruising, not the ship.

I was talking about getting a sailboat and going like across. So I'm thinking of like, you know, 60 year old guys who are rich enough to own like a 52 foot sailboat that they live on because they they fuck. Now, because of the implication. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Crew ship people also fuck. But that's that's so we got three cruise and cruise.

Yeah. Reach it. Reach out. We can we can do we could do all three. Well, I can. I've never been on the cruise, so I've only been on a sailboat. I have it was hell. I hated it. You don't realize how much motion sickness you have until you're like always swaying and then you're just like in like a four day drama mean haze and you know, you're not having

a good time. No, I can't imagine. I've only been seasick once. I have a pretty good stomach, but I ate bad fried oysters in the Chesapeake Bay and then I slept on the boat and I was also shitfaced drunk and I got, I just remember getting up in like two in the morning and throwing up and I was like on the side, I was like, shit dude, if I fell in right now, dude, I don't know if I'm get back out. Like, yeah, but those oysters were returned to Neptune and I felt I was able to sleep

after that. But that was actually like two days before Hurricane Sandy. So our trip got cut short because it was too windy. And yeah, anyway, so let's do our intro. It's been 20 minutes. Hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne.

My pronouns are he, him and who is my special temporary guest co-host. Yay. Yay. Jordan from the Brigham Young Money podcast. The only other place in America that has billboards with Bryce Harper on them. You know, we should talk about that. I put a pin in that. So yeah, no guests, just temporary guest co-host. All right. So what's next? Fuck you. Announcements. The latest bonus episode is out. The preview is up on the feed already.

We watched, Liam and I watched We Are Marshall. Great movie. A dog shit movie. What are you talking about? Matthew McConaughey being able to be Matthew McConaughey in the face of tragedy and do the wishbone for a team that goes like two and ten. I It took me three days The funny thing is like it's got a great Cassie like look as a guy this sounds really good It's got swear engine in it. It's got

Yeah Yeah, no, there's some good performances in there It's just there's some overwrought stuff, but like the whole, like it's just, there's no cohesion to the plot. It spends too much time. Like, you know, like that, and I said this on the bus, like remember the Titans, right? There's a formula. Remember the Titans, Hughes pretty close to this, where you have the new coach, the new

team, you show how things were, then you have the new coach, the new team, the team forms that has internal, internal adversity. And then they unite and then they face the new coach, the new team, the team forms. It has internal, internal adversity. And then they unite and then they face the external opponents. They they focus way too much on the like initial part because there's only two games that they win and they show one of them. Yeah, it's like we beat Xavier. Yeah, they don't even show them being ranked bowling green. You think you would want to show that? one of them. Yeah. It's like, we beat Xavier. Yeah.

They don't even show them being ranked Bowling Green. You think you would want to show that? You would, but we're just trying to get to the story here. We got to focus a lot more on Matthew Fox's PTSD for a good 45 minutes of this film. Yeah. Survivors, Survivors Guild, and Ian McShane being a guy who wasn't real. Yeah. My son died in the plane crash and I'm going to be weird and distant with his fiance.

Yeah. And she's going to just kind of be around. She's just in scenes in the diner. It doesn't really drive the plot. She really serves no purpose in the plot. She's the narrator for some reason. in the diner. It doesn't really drive the plot. She really serves no purpose in the plot. She's the narrator for some reason. Just like, you know, and I went to California. Great phenomenon. This is a football movie about West Virginia. I don't care about you.

Yeah. And then the coach coached for two more years. And then the Bowling Green didn't have a winning season until 1980s or that Bow agreed, Marshall. And some of the guys like sniffed the NFL, but no, they didn't. They might've like went to a football game. Look, there were some good parts towards the end of it too. Like for example, at the end credits and all that too, they show, oh, who came from, was it Moss that came from Marshall? Uh, yeah. Uh, wider copy Moss. I swear he came from.

Marshall. Uh, Randy boss. Yeah. Randy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They show a clip of him towards the end, just like scoring like five touchdowns on

BYU and the Mortar City Bowl in like 1998. Very relevant, very relevant. And we were really good like 30 years later. No one was around. In fact, the coach, he was the temporary AD of Temple for a season. And then the AD at Navy, which you know is known for its athletic prowess. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you know, he knew a thing or two about the Veer. So having a quarterback who can't throw, or we were saying he couldn't turn left. Which is why- Just running to the right, rolling out to the right. Just roll it out. Yeah. Oh, it was 96 that they, no it was 97.

Hold on a second, I'm trying to find out about Marshall. All I know is they killed BYU at some point. Was it 98? I don't know what year it was, it doesn't matter. Anyway. Yeah. So yeah, so go to, you can go to patreon.com slash 10,000 losses to find that,

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Give us your name and pronouns. Try and keep it under two minutes. If you go over three minutes, they're going to cut you off and then we'll make fun of you. So, sports news. We had the... Eagles were kind of on the spotlight because of the draft. So I've got our draft picks here. It looks like no one from out your way.

Yeah, so that is- At least in terms of colleges. You know what? That's fine. We've got some big 12 people there, like Mac McWilliams from Central Florida. I saw him play against Utah a little bit. He seems good. Yeah, we got- He looked bad, but you know, it doesn't matter. Yeah, we just saw. We got Jehi Campbell. I it doesn't matter. Yeah, we got Jahai Campbell. I think that's a nice one.

He's a local kid, local guy. So he from Bama, as a linebacker, how do you say this? Andrew Mukuba? Mukuba? He was safety at a, oh my, this website keeps changing, out Texas, and tied Robinson from DeGrasseca. I'll put the link in there. But yeah, we got Kyle McCord from Syracuse.

So he's also a local kid. He went to St. Joe's Prep. It really just feels like a standard, we just won the Superbowl type draft where they're not necessarily trying to find like players that are going to fill in for like a lot of the like staples or anything like that, but generally just like a lot of the support people you need to, you know, maintain things. Other than that, yeah, seems good. Yeah, I mean, got a couple tackled, like linemen, like that's, you a couple tackled. Like linemen. You got to get your standard linemen, linebackers, take a quarterback.

Your unheralded parts that degrade the fastest. Exactly. Hold on. I want to pull up this one thing. No, I typed in blue, not blue sky, because I want to find the pose. Actually, you know where it was. Here we go. No, I typed in blue, not blue sky because I want to find the pose. Actually you know where it was. Here we go.

I have to go to the tipping pitch of slack where it was sent to me. Shouts out to the White House. They love Trump, they said. So, let me just pull that up. You know, I got pulled up here too, the list of it too. And just like basing it off of like positions and things like that. You can make some, it's pretty, you can make some sweeping generalizations on things. I think a little bit, yeah.

Kickers are universally sucky, like as people I assume at this point. Yeah. Do you, can you send that to me? Cause I can't find it. I had it saved and I can't find it. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, that's a chat Let me see

Let me Hold on one second I gotta get through my one drive because I saved it for this specific reason because I was ready So Eagles color-coded by who chose so so let. So, let's not per lead here. So, the visit to the White House happened. The Eagles went and visited the White House. Trump guy was very happy to get his big guys. The smile he has on his face when he's surrounded by just huge guys, it's real fucking Frederick

the... Was it Frederick the first who had the Prussian Giants? I Think so. Yeah Frederick the first who had the massive army And the first yeah real real Frederick William vibes right now just surround me with just just hunks I just want to think around me with just hunks. I just want to kick. Do you think that the fact that all but one offensive lineman for the Eagles went to there just because they thought that they were going to get a really good meal or at least a lot

of food? I mean, that is a motivation, but it's funny. The defense showed up, but the defense did not. It's like the defense didn't show up and also Kenny Pickett, which is really funny. We got to give Kenny Pickett a shout out for that. Get him back. He did not show up. I'll put this in the show notes. But yeah, all the offensive line, except for Fred Johnson went there. Dallas Scudder and Grant Calcaterra went there. None of the wide receivers except for Britton Covey. That does not surprise me at all.

I'm so sorry. Yeah, Jalen Hurts did not, famously did not go, Saquon did. And he went the day before, enged with Trump and then he, he was getting mad at people on Twitter for calling them out. Look, I just respect the office. Okay. I get this politics.

I salute the president regardless of office. You can get away with that if you just visit the white house, I guess. But if you make it a golf weekend and then like travel with him His resort to the White House, you can't say that man If it would like that's that's too far And did you see the picture of him sitting there with all the guys the guys like he's the only black guy in there Oh, yeah, and I can't just I can't imagine the shit They were saying him to him just staring like a thousand yards there, like say quiet. We'd love to have you. You're so good. You were very well spoken, you know, you're a good

role model. Uh, yeah. It, it, it, oh my God. Fucking Britain Cove. Of course he did. Yeah, and so did, what's his name? The only, or one of the only two corner, Cooper DeJohn, yeah. Cooper DeGene, yeah, Cooper DeGene went, what the fucking white cornerback. But there was also like this like evangelical, like charismatic Christian revival that was going on in Philly,

and fucking Nick Sirianni and Cooper DeGene were like the highlight guys. I saw that, and I was like, ooh, that's weird. It is. I know football, like in terms of like player bases, football, it's like baseball. They're all fucking Republican. Oh, they're almost all are. Whereas football, it's it's it's definitely this doesn't shock me that it's it's mixed like this.

NBA, obviously, they're way more liberal, but. Well, it's but you know, at the end of the day, these are rich guys, rich, richer than us anyway. I mean. But again, the best paid guys on the team didn't go. Yeah. I mean, that's the fun thing is like all the kickers, punters and offensive linemen went. But like all of your skill players didn't. I think that makes sense in a way because like those are all the types of people that are like kind of like are usually the ones with the shortest careers and usually are the ones that can get caught if like one or two things goes bad in their life or their professional capacity.

Of course, they're trying to endear themselves to a certain reactionary fan base or even ownership. Yeah. Laurie is not a Republican. He is a Democrat. He was with her. So I doubt Jeff Lorre's politics have shifted that much in so short a time because he seems like an actual human being.

But yeah. But here's the question. If you were one of those lower tier guys, would you go? That's a really good question. Because you're someone like Jalen Hurts, he's known, he has everyone on his representation team, they're all women, he makes a point about that. And he doesn't need to, that would fuck his brand up,, he strikes me as someone who wants nothing to do with Trump. Oh yeah.

I think it comes down to essentially, if you're trying to, I don't know why, cause I mean like, Sirianni didn't have any problem going there, or any of the owners, or a lot of the staff in the team, or anything like that. So I think atianni didn't have any problem going there or any of the owners or a lot of staff in the team or anything like that.

So I think at a certain point, like a lot of these guys, whether or not they're Republicans or not, I don't think it really matters a whole lot. They were trying to endear themselves to the team more than anything because they are just, you know, a lot of them are your second, like the only skilled players that really went were like your third string guys. Yeah. And even some of them didn your second, like the only skilled players that really went were like your third string guys. Yeah. And even some of them didn't go. Even then some of them go.

No linebackers showed up. Yeah. So I think it says something more to the effect of like, uh, even if I feel like this is kind of dirty or anything like that, I'm still going to go just to, you know, make it, you know, just make my life a little bit easier. Like, I almost like, this is part of me would be like, I just want to maybe out of like morbid curiosity.

Oh yeah. Like, as a fucking socialist, like, he, you know, I'm just some dipshit guy on a team, like he doesn't know what I think. Am I going to go to a burger party? That's what I want to like is he gonna say something dumb? Like he's gonna say something. Am I gonna like am I gonna get added to a group chat? You know, that's the thing is like you think about these things a little bit too and just like if I go Am I going to have a story for the rest of my life about how I was at Donald Trump's like second inaugural like burger party for the football boys?

Yeah, hamburgers. And like, you know, dude, he like farted and he kept like saying it was Vance. Like, or something like shit like that. JT, JD, what a smell. You gotta, you gotta stop that. Vance would just take it. I would just want to be there for when JD Vance inevitably destroys the Lombardi trophy. How did you unscrew it? It's not even screwed in. It's one piece.

It's one piece and it's metal. What did you do? His silver is allergic to him. Oh. It is funny that a guy from Ohio destroyed Ohio State's national championship trophy. Oh my God. What a... He just kills everybody. He kills everything.

Maybe he'll finally kill them saying, the Ohio State. He'd finally do that. Ohio University can have that now. We're just Ohio State University. We're just happy to be here. Yeah. A proud institution of learning. Yeah.

And not mandatory, but mandatory. Prayer before games. What a great time. Anyway, the Trump White House visit was weird though. There was a part of it where he just shit talks Taylor Swift for being a Chiefs fan, which is funny because he was there also as a Chiefs fan. It's bizarre. Yeah, he left because his team was losing.

It's so bizarre. It's like, and Taylor Swift, we all know how that worked out. that worked out just like dude you were doing the tomahawk chop. Yeah Yeah, it's like you what are you? What are you talking about like you can't talk shit on someone when you were like also there for the same reason and And the first guy he called out called down was not an Eagles player. It was fucking big Dom DeSandro The chief security officer for the team. You know, big deal. You must be big Dom.

I hear he loves Trump. That's what they say. He loves Trump. He loves me. You remind me of a lot of guys I used to have in my office back when I was in New York real estate doing things I don't think I can say in the open. Oh, here's the quote. We also have to recognize the Eagles and his security. Now, this is the guy.

He says he loves Trump. He says, a guy, and I had to say, Quan, give him a big, beautiful hat last night because I've been hearing about this guy. He likes Trump. His name's Dominic DeSandro, Big Dom, and he's a legend. Come here, Dom, say a few words. And he just, and then Dom's like, I like I like to say thank you. It's our be here. Thank you, President Trump. Go birds. So, this hoagie mouth moron. We were talking about before recording this South Philly idiot.

I painted a picture with words once about what it's like to go to one of these fucking houses. You go in and it's glitter popcorn ceiling, wall-length mirrors. The entire wall is fucking mirrors and you go to sit down at the fucking dining table and everything's a little sticky, but not in a dirty way because mom is fucking crazy washing shit. The couches are covered in plastic and you go into the kitchen and there's like a fucking painting of fucking, there's Jesus in fucking Rizzo, Mayor Rizzo, the racist one.

And it's right over the fucking stove and there's like little spot, there's gravy like boiling on it. Oh my, the gravy got a Rizle again. We gotta clean it up. And everything is sticky from like a quarter inch of like pine salt residue. Yes, it's the tacky pine salt feeling. If you had an Italian grandmother, you would know.

I know. And I had this guy, this was all back on Twitter. And this is years ago. He's like, that's so fucking racist. That's so fucking, it's like, I just started, I started talking to him in Italian. Like, like, uh, how is it racist? You know, I'm fucking, I'm fucking part Italian. This is anti Italian discrimination. I'm fucking part Italian. You dip shit. Like I know these are half my fucking family.

These are the dipshits. I've said before that I had a cousin who got his fucking ass kicked because he called his Uber driver the N-word. The Uber driver was beating the shit out of him drunk. Then a good Samaritan came over and was like, yo, what the fuck? And he's like, yo, this guy called me the ad word. So he starts kicking his ass, too. So he don't talk.

I love it when community comes together. I know, dude. Shouts out West Philly. I think the guy ended up going to jail. But like people like people like family like, like, you could tell the lines. The lines were drawn in my family. Like, can you believe what they did to him? I was like, yeah, he fucking ran his fucking mouth. He's from, he's from fucking East South Philly, Italian slash Kenzo. Um, and then the family moved to South Jersey. So extra racist cause South Philadelphia was, was not white enough for them. Yeah. It's like, yeah, I could believe that. Honestly, they showed great restraint and not

beating him to death. Yeah. You know, this is a guy who went AWOL from the Army Reserve. Oh my Lord. Because he joined in Florida as an MPA, of course. And he was like, can you please change my duty station or whatever? And they're like, we don't have any billets for you up in the fill area. You just got to come down once a month and like, just do it. They're like, we don't, we don't want to do this paperwork. Please. Please just show up, man. Just show up, dude. We don't really fucking give a shit. Like, you can come in on Saturday. Like, come in Saturday morning a little late. As long as you're here, just show fuck up. And like, you're making

things hard for the guys at the base. Like, you know, they're relying on you to come in and fill in. Now they got to stay. Their leaves get canceled. He said, I don't want to do it. I won't fucking do it. And I remember him telling me about how he was so mad. Then he tried to get me on, he tried to sell me steroids. Dude, I'm telling you, dude, the, the, the Philly guy, the fucking shit that I have experienced in my life, I really realized this cause I live up in the burbs now. And it's like, you guys don't, don't have this. They don't have this up here. I'm an hour north of Philly and it's

like, no, you guys don't have these dumb fucking stories because your families are like relatively, I guess, decent. A couple of generations of college grads later and this is where we're at. Yeah, you got all the fucking hooking me out there. Everybody's like, I went up in Boston and the native Boston guy was giving a tour. We're doing the historical tour and I might have said the story of the pot before, but fuck it. And I just remember I'm like, hey, so like, hey, you don't really have much to ask. And he's like, cause I went to college because I'm wicked smart.

And I was like, oh, okay. All right. Let's see how it works. Let's see how it works. I got you. It's like, I went to BC. Okay. I fixed myself. I understand that as like a person who grew up like rural Idaho and everything like that. Like it took me until I was like 25 to stop saying like mountain and library. Like, you know, actually pronounce words like an adult. Yeah. Did I tell you about the Idaho family? Did I tell you the story in Italy?

No. I might've said this on the pod before, but who gives a shit? We were in Tuscany and we wanted to do a wine tour of different Chianti things. wanted to do a wine tour of like different Chianti things. Yeah. And one of the things that we will splurge on is a good tour, small, small group size, and all the shits included. You don't have to worry about fucking money. And they get you fucking hammered because they give you all this stuff. And it was me, my wife and six Idahoans, however you say Idahoans.

And I. Yeah, it's Idahoans, or however you say Idahoans. And I- Yeah, it's Idahoans for some reason. The accent, I was like, do we sound like this? It was such a, I can't even imitate it. It was such a breath, like general American accent, but it was very loud. And like- I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm sure I probably have it.

You don't, you don't sound like that. You say you, you sound normal. Well, the I'm, I'm glad because you know, joining the army to get out of that area of the country was very helpful to me. Yeah. I mean, so, so this guy, it's as, as the drink comes on, right? You know, people start dropping hints about politics and stuff like that. And I'm, you know, I start to I just I keep it to sports. And there's one guy is like, hey, how's fucking Bryce Harper working out for you?

You know, and I'm like, I was like, you know, he's got he was it was like he just was MVP. I was like, well, he's MVP. How's the baseball team that you have in line? Oh, wait. You don't you fucking root for the Mariners. Like, I don't know who you fucking root for. Fall under the Mariners media package. Yeah. And he's like, like he didn't have an answer to that.

It's like, shut the fuck up. Don't even fucking try. Try. I was like, which is also like an asshole. Which is also funny too because Bryce Harper's real fanship outside Philly is probably the Mormon belt from Nevada all the way up to Idaho. Exactly. You were saying the only place where you would see Bryce Harper fucking billboards. I drive by Bryce Harper's billboard every single day. It's like for like Oats Overnight or Justin Green. It's one of those like, here's a nutritional sort of thing that you can get or whatever. And every single day it's like, oh, hey, there's Bryce Harper again. Awesome. Maybe one day we'll have our own baseball team where we can staff it with

our own people. Despite the fact that we have almost every other sport now. Yes, hockey, soccer and basketball. The Salt Lake City Saints. There you go. Don't you have a don't you have a triple A team? You've had a team with that name before. It's the bees. They just white flighted out to the suburbs, though. Is there such a thing as white flight in Salt Lake City? No, it's just because they saw some homeless people and got afraid. Oh, that's scary.

And now they're playing in like a stadium with like 25% capacity of fans now because they don't go there because it's so far out of the way from Salt Lake. And they also charge an armor leg, which is insane for AAA. Yeah, you're supposed to, it's supposed to be like fucking dollar hot dogs and like $5 beers and shit like that. You go there and then you have long conversations and you get drunk. Like that's AAA baseball. You don't go as far away from the city as possible where then you have to operate a

motor vehicle. And you get to go and you get to yell at the guy who got like sent down from the team you like. You're like, dude, I just, I was there. I saw you fucking sucked. Immaturely, you fucking suck at AAA. I yelled that at Sky to Jetpacks, Scott Kingery. I was, I saw him, I saw him.

Oh, and Matt Vierling too. I saw Matt Vierling. And then I saw him, he got DF8 or whatever. He got sent down. I was like, ah, Matt, you got sent down. I saw you the other day. Yeah. I was kind of mean to me.

That was true. We have the, well, the solid bees are like a farm team for the angels. So like no one even bothers to like do that to them because it's like, can you just free Mike Trout already? Because like, this you just free Mike Trout already? Because like, this is just sad. He just wants to like, man, Mike Trout, because when he's not playing, he just comes back here and he goes like fishing in fucking the swamps of South Jersey. Yes.

He's a fucking hillbilly. Like there's actually a pocket of South Jersey where for some reason they got a little bit of a Southern playing going on. I don't know why. I have no idea why it is. It is south of the Mesa-Dixon line, but that's – talk about another weird place, like Millville, Bridgeton. These are weird, sad towns. They used to be on the railroad. The railroad's gone.

They're like farming towns. And then there's poor people living in the towns, but it's not much better outside. Now it's almost all Amazon warehouses taking over. Yeah. Shouts out to the Millville Meteor. Yeah, bring our boy home. Maybe we can fix his back. Maybe.

He needs to go to a nice like rural or closer to rural team. Like honestly, like even like when the athletics end up in Vegas or something like that, that might be a bit better. So he can hang out with like the Bundys or something like that in the desert. I don't know. Like I just, I literally just Googled Mike Trout, the look of his stats. Mike Trout exits angels game with a parent injury. You know what?

I would just throw myself down flights of stairs until the angels traded me, but you know. He's got 0.3. What a wasted talent, man. Negative 0.3 war this year. They had Mike Trout and Shohei Otani on the same team and Amoun did nothing. Dude, this guy was so fucking good. I mean, he still might be a Hall of Famer, but he did nothing.

He did nothing. He's so fucking good. It's just a shame because he deserves so much better than the Angels. No one deserves the fate of the Angels. Just an awful waste of a team. Not as bad as the Rockies or the White Sox, which by the way, I don't know why I'm wearing a Rockies hoodie right now, but I just really like the colors. Is this the new City Connect?

Yeah, it's the City Connect ones and all that too. I just like them. They're rad. But anyway, they're going to win like 20 games this year, which is awesome. Oh, Chris, well, Chris Bryant, you know, what, talk about securing the bag. Talk about that, man. Yeah. They, there, there's so many teams out West that just need to sell. Like it just said the angels ownership, athletics ownership, the Rockies ownership. The, the Rockies definitely, because how can you just mess up the bag? I always thought like, well, maybe there's just something about it too because the nuggets are also terrible too and the Broncos, well, football is different anyway too.

But it just seems like no one can play in Denver and win something. And then the nuggets won the championships. Well, nevermind. It's just because the ownership for the Rockies is awful. Yeah. They take advantage of the fact that they're subsidized. Really, it's sort of our... When I go to spend money on the Phillies, my tax scholars get sent to subsidize the Rockies. I mean, that's really sort of what ends up happening. All right. Ooh, shit. We're 50 minutes in. So, let's... Damn. All right.

We just got talking. It's been fun. Yeah. No, that's what the hogs like. Or the 10,000 losses army someone called themselves. Whatever you guys want to call yourselves, that's fine. So, last week, and I told you about this before we recorded, but we had the chat GPT razor Intro music there. And so listener Charlie, I'm not going to read this whole thing. He put a Charlie voicemail into ChatGBT and it's really just describing a game. So he says, in the spirit of the latest episode, here's a chat GPT voicemail for Philadelphia Union win.

And he describes the voicemail tone. It beeps Charlie from, in parentheses, Roxborough, not Charlie from Roxborough. Hey, it's Charlie. What up bud? Just wanted to leave you a quick recap. And then it's just like, what a performance. We were dominant, no doubt. The crowd was electric.

You could feel the energy from the first whistle. Oh, he's a beast. You know, Blake was a wall again. They're back to the 2020 forum. Talk soon. But like you, if you've ever heard of Charlie from Roxborough voicemail, first off, it's like Hey, what's up, guys? It's Charlie from Roxborough. The union, they fucking they haven't I haven't seen fucking shit like that since fucking Miller killed himself

They're gonna turn they're turning the river and into the Fuhrer bunker Like that's that's the shit that he says and if chat GPT knew their shit they would have gotten something like that He's just sounding like a On chat cheap. He's like, you know, that was a very decent game You know everyone played hard and they were all happy afterwards But like real life Charlie is like it's just like Valley Forge except for all the British killed themselves They got their dicks knocked in the dirt, except their dicks got thrown in the wood chipper, then sprayed with frozen liquid

CO2. And then we hit them with a hammer and we threw the wood chipper again. I guess we don't have anybody. I'm the backup midfielder now. You know, that's the shit. If the union in Riel Salt Lake ever end up in an MLS cup together, I'm worried Charlie's going to kill me. He might. He might.

Honestly, you know what? It's been a good run. If I'm going to go out one way, that's as fitting as possible. I would accept that fate. There's a chance. See, the way this works because of the There's a chance. See, the way this works because of the sort of Venn diagram of like transit nerds that listen to this because of WTYP and Liam. Like the Sub is right next to the train tracks and so they might find a way to throw you in front of a train. Maybe do sort of like a 1930s cartoon where you're like tied up and like, oh no. And there's like piano music in the background like, oh no. And there's like, do do do do do do do, like piano music in the background. Like, oh no, well, someone please rescue her. Yeah. Or him. You know. And Charlie's just there like, ha ha ha. Like with a monocle and a top hat and a mustache,

she's stroking. And then the train just still hits me. Yeah, the train still hits you. And it's going like two miles per hour. So it kind of just pushes you aside. I'm just getting run over by Steamboat Willie, but it's Philadelphia union hat. So and the CSX guy, like he sends a guy out from like the trains moving and like the second then like jumps out of the cab. He's like, come on, man, get the fuck up.

And Charlie is just sitting there like, haha, so for this mustache. All right, fuck it, dude. You guys are doing some weird BDSM shit. Fuck this shit. I don't get to fucking pay for this. This is not in the union scope of work. Thank you very much. No, this is not shit.

This is fuck more. For more precision, railroad scheduling bullshit. I'm fucking done. I'm talking to my shop steward about this bullshit tomorrow. All right. So let's get to actual voicemails, not fake voicemails invented by robots that are melting the planet. All right. So we have first, we have Bob from Western Maryland. Hey Tom, Yay Liam. This is Bob from Western Maryland coming to you from, sorry, pronouncing him, coming to you from Lambeau Field, a great day with us, and at the NFL Draft, this is day one.

Oh shit. The Browns moved out of the second pick because they are a miserable franchise. They should be moved forcibly to Baltimore again. The Browns no longer deserve to exist, but this is a great time. I'm drunk as hell. And when the draft's in Pittsburgh next year, you guys should definitely go because it is a fun time.

I won't be as fun as this, because this is football paradise. This is the best football city in America. But yeah, it's been a fun time so far, and I'm not even a draft guy. No idea who we're picking, no idea who the Eagles are thinking about picking. I'm not a draft guy like that, but yeah, just want to check in from here at iconic Lambeau Field.

This is my heaven. This is amazing. And yeah, hope you guys have a good day. Fuck the Bears, fuck the lions, fuck the Vikings. Go pack. Thanks. Thanks, Bobby. It would be cool to go to Lambeau.

I've been to Lambeau. It's awesome. Yeah. I've only been to the coasts. I'm fly over country, the plebeians, corn fed people. I don't know about that. We're a scary people, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Very scary. You know what's funny though? Shudder Sanders. We didn't talk about this.

Oh, can we talk also about the absolute chaotic situation that is the Cleveland Browns quarterback room? Oh yeah, we absolutely can. All right. So I wanted to say about the Shudder Sanders thing. Listeners know my views. I'm a fucking communist. There's no race thing here. There's some people who are shitting on on Shitter Sanders for that, right? Like, ah, this is a title, whatever, guy, and all this shit. Okay. But when you have like a fucking entourage and you're acting like you're like God's gift to the, and then you drop down, what, to the fifth, fourth round, fifth round? It was either, I think it was fifth, yeah. Yeah, fifth round. That's kind of fucking funny.

It is. Yeah. Yeah. Fifth round. That's kind of fucking funny. It is. Like. Your university retired your number after you just graduated. Yeah. And yeah, yeah. Your teammate who won the Heisman, who is legitimately good. Yes. You know, he could draft it really high. I, yeah. Oh, so here's a quote from an anonymous assistant coach who said that he takes unnecessary sacks,

he doesn't play on time, he has horrible body language, he blames teammates, but the worst thing is he's not good. Yeah. The problem is he's trying to be Dion without proving that he has Dion talent. And I cannot imagine what it would be like to be Dion's son. Oh, good lord. I actually feel bad in a sense because it's got to be... Probably makes Todd Maranovich's dad look like the dad who brings orange slices and

Capri Suns to the soccer games. Oh Man, I mean he's his dad's fucking coach him like he's made sure that he coached him every time too. Yeah But do you want you want to do you want to? So talk about the Browns real quick. So the Browns quarterback room after this draft is Joe Flacco Kenny Pickett Dylan Gabriel Shadour Sanders and still Deshaun Watson. That's I got to say, let's go Kenny Pickett. Honestly, that is your lawful neutral, I think, out of all of them.

Joe Flacco is older than me and he's still playing football. I'm 37, he's still playing football, man. I mean. The man's just cash in check still. You gotta respect it. Yeah. He's probably gonna be a coach. Oh, of course.

He's in that mode where it's like, I've just been holding a clipboard long enough so at a certain point I'm just swapping out a jersey for a polo and that's just essentially the same role I'll still play. Yeah. Because right now he's just in that like Ty Detmer, like, well, you know, I've just been in the league for 14 years, but I've started like three games. Oh my God.

Which is the way to go really. Which was the one that had the shitty car? Was it Ty Detmer or Koi Detmer? I think it was Koi. Was it Koi? Ty won the Heisman and Koi was just with the Eagles. Yeah. Yeah, that was the whole thing.

That was actually on Preston and Steve, calling back to the beginning, where they talked about a shitty car. Yeah, the Browns, I feel so we have a very strong Cleveland contingent and we'll actually hear from them in a minute, but I feel bad for you guys with the whole stadium bullshit and now this. Dude, I'm just glad they didn't waste a first round pick on them.

Oh no, that would have been awful. That's what they've been doing for years, just wasting first round picks on, you know, a sensibly good quarterback candidate just didn't make the transition. And I don't feel too bad for the Cleveland contingent too, because they have a really good basketball team right now. They do, that's true. And I hope they win it all just to spite the Jazz with all my heart.

That's all I hope for right now. So Donovan Mitchell gets a ring and the Jazz just get the wallow and suffering for another five to 10 years. Hey, you got some. That's how I feel with the Eagle Super Bowl right now. So, all right. We got, oh, we actually have a real Charlie. We have a real Charlie voicemail.

So let me cue that up. Hey, guys. It's Charlie from Roxboro. He, him. Hey, Tommy A. Lamb, Philadelphia Union. One in Chester, another early goal off of a volley by Jacob Gleznes 15 minutes into the game. And then Donley Jean-Jacques got the second goal. Sure.

And the striker came off of the bench and got the third goal. You watch the game. This is no, this is no, no, no. This seems very insured because they did this time they did beat DC and got all three points and DC going home. And I'll also be in DC Saturday for the little problem tour and then in the Fillmore, my attempt to fill more seats one day, at least one of us will be there and maybe more of the goon squad. All right, let's not use that.

Yeah, I did post a in the spirit of the last episode, I did post a chat DC facsimile, which had none of the players correct. None of this weirdness. Also got to see a tag. Later, fellas. Thanks, Charlie. This is the second... There's two genres of Charlie we get. That's like Charlie like ate his breakfast, shit went well at work, right? That's the one Charlie. Then the other Charlie is like, for some reason there's an aircraft taking off behind him. And yeah, he's, I haven't seen the fucking worst, since the, the fucking, you know, Italians retreated, uh, the past the Gothic line or some shit like that. I don't know.

So we got Dr. Charlie and Mr. Charlie. We caught him. Professor Charlie. Um, one of these days I'll get my Homer back. I used to be able to do a really good Homer. All right. I kind of next voicemail. I didn't listen to it. It's unknown listener. It might be Wayne. I'm not sure. I just going to say unknown. So let's hear it. Hi Tommy and Liam. It's Wayne. And we're celebrating here in New York City. I'll tell you a little street fire. Fuck you. Fuck you. Liverpool have just won their 20th league title.

Oh, I thought he was going to talk about the Mets. All league titles for England. Liverpool beat Tottenham-Lottsboro, five to one, equalizing the number of league titles at 20. 20 times Liverpool, champions of England. It was a spectacular weekend because Celtic also equalized Liverpool Rangers. Rangers marked at 55 titles so they are Tiger Rangers at 55 titles apiece for Scottish champions. Only two behind the World Record holders which are the fucking Linfield in Belfast. It was a fucking nomination, even though Tottenham scored the first opening goal

and Liverpool scored five unadvanced goals. And they are the champions of England for the 20th fucking time. Equalizing Manchester United's march. It's a fucking fantastic day to be a Red. Come on Liverpool. Fuck Manchester United. It's a fucking fantastic day. Oh, the accent's coming out there. Well, as an Everton fan, I feel like I am within my rights to tell you to go to hell.

But you know, I'll let it go. I got plenty of friends who are Liverpool fans as well. So I got to say congratulations on winning the Premier League for I don't know how many times to one 20 some odd times. Congratulations. And also, I'm fairly certain there's only two teams in Scotland because they're the only two teams who ever win the damn thing. So like as a certain point, it's just like a Globetrotters versus the Generals for the

rest of the Scottish Premier League. Like why is there anywhere else? I think Celtic plays the Rangers this weekend. Oh, it's a great weekend for sectarian violence. So I I was in Glasgow. I didn't realize it. It was the day of the the the match. And so I was.

Yeah, so I was asking like the tax the taxi drivers. I was like, hey, we don't gotta worry about that. And the one guy is like, as long as you're a Celtic fan, you're good. I was like, I grew up Irish affiliate. Not Irish, I grew up Catholic affiliate. And he was like, all right, we're for Celtic. I was like, all right, we're good. I'm not wearing colors or anything like that. So I think we went on the and of distilleries and there's a lot of drinking. I gained 10 pounds on that fucking trip. I bet that's a lot. That's a lot to you know, whiskey and haggis man. Haggis is fucking delicious. I've heard it is really

good. And the tour driver was a Rangers fan. And I asked about, I was like, hey, like what, he's like, look, it's a family thing. I married to Celtic, my wife's a Celtic fan. And so like the one tour he's like, I'm going to be, I'm going to park the car. You guys do your tour. I'm going to listen to the match. And like when he came, you just saw him like this. Hey, how'd you guys like the tour? Cause they got like smoked that match.

They, I think they got shut out and he was just miserable. And I was just, I was, I was tech, I think I was texting Liam and I was like, hi, this motherfucker is fucking, I don't even know this guy. He was nice. So it was like, ah, this fucking shit head, probably a fucking fascist. This dumb Protestant fascist. Dumb Protestant fascist. There's fucking pride. Yeah. All right. So we got

rich speaking of Celts, of Celts, we got Roisin, very Celtic name, Irish name called in. They said you called in three times. You said, don't play the first one. So I hope, but so I'm going to play two and three, I hope. I hope it's the right one. If I haven't listened to these.

So you're nicer to me. I'd play the first one, but you know, that's just me. I can't do that. That's fair. I know. Yeah. Some people are not as confident about their abilities to speak.

I hated my own voice when I first started like, podcasting. I fucking hated my voice. Oh yeah, same here. I was like, I sounded too much like my dad too. It was a little bit of just stuff. But anyway, here's Rasheen. One. Hey, Tom, yay Liam.

It's Rasheen. She her. And metric Mike. He him. Hey. And metric Mike, he him. Hey! So the game was a blowout and ended up being 13 to 3. And yes, we mostly have highlights from us shooting the shit in the stands. Yes, that's the fun part. Such as the mustard mascot telling me to call him before the game and then yeah when I got up to get a slushy

the only score in the game happened. Nolan Jones hit a huge three to cut the lead down to six at the time. Mattrick Mike, you want to take over with Hawk talk? Yeah, so we've been invited in the how you score a home run. You get a hawk to grab the ball and drag it into home run territory. And this will lead to hawk versus hawk battles as teams introduce more hawks to the game. This is the future.

Hawks are indeed the future Alright, I thought that's about it Sorry for the first botched take we were distracted by the Calvinist who are at the corner recording in a little park here, so fucking Calvinist go guards Go guards go Hawks, not the, not the four team Hawks, but go Hawks the bird. Yes.

Go Hawks the bird and fuck awesome. And fuck them. Say, Great. Yeah. Co-sign that. That's very funny. Hawkball, yeah.

That's, I mean, interesting. That's a way to get like falconry back, you know? The RFK Junior will be in on that. Try and channel it. And maybe we can have a whole lot of the Falcons. That's my RFK. It's a teenager. All right. And then.

Roshina might call it again. Let's see what happens. Hey, Tom, you're Liam. Roshina metric mic again. We have approached the Calvinist. Oh, here we go. And we did a little game where we counted up our tally on the things that are sins. I have beaten metric Mike 14 to 8.

Oh, nice. Apparently God is running out of patience and we need to repent and go to hell, and probably go to hell because of the Calvinist predestination thing but repent or go to hell in his words. All right, that's it. Fuck Calvinist. Take it easy. Yeah, fuck Calvinist. Yeah, thank you.

Thank you, Rashid. I put the link to the image. Mike says, I'm not sure those symbols are the ISO 7010 standard. Oh, and then here's who will Jesus damn. Like Calvinist, like yeah, the fact that you're like one of the elect or something like that. That's the whole Protestant work ethic comes from that bullshit. But like, dude, like why are you trying to preach to people if you believe, like it makes no sense. Calvinism, I guess it's his way, it's like their way of like trying to grapple with problem of evil, but it makes no sense. So we have- Yeah. It almost feels like the same way like I feel about like Jehovah's Witnesses, where like there's 144,000 is like, well, why are you trying to get more?

Feels like you should probably keep those numbers down for your own good. Yeah, exactly. All right, so here we go. We have Who Would Jesus Damn? Let's whip through this real quick. We have fornicators. All right, well, I fuck, so on there.

Idolaters. I don't worship any golden calves. I did have a period where I was kind of into like pagan shit, but that's gone. So I guess not anymore. Adulterers, no, I wouldn't do that. Effeminate. Only on the weekends. Only if you pay me.

Sodomites, depends on your definition of Sodomy because they're so different. Only on the weekends. Thieves, I mean, Oh, and the weekends. Thieves. I mean, covetous. Every day. Drunkards. That's so much for me anymore.

Then revelers. I do enjoy a good revel. They have revel spelled wrong. Or is it revilers? I don't know. That's a very good question. Revile something? Does that mean someone who hates? Like it revilers? I don't know. That's a very good question. Is that mean someone who hates?

Like I reviled like I think I do. I do revile a lot cowardly. These colors don't run. So you know, I'm unbelieving. Well shit, you fucking got me there. Murderers. I haven't murdered anyone I'm familiar with. Only on the weekends.

Yeah. They have partiers and revelers. What? That's... I like to have two beers on the weekend and sing some sea shanties. What's that? Sorcerers slash drugies. Yeah.

Sorcerers. Those are the same. So someone who can conjure spirits is also the same as someone who just like fucking likes to smoke weed. Jesus turned water into wine. Have you ever argued with somebody who says that he didn't, that he turned it into grape juice? That's a good question because I feel like that's something a Mormon would think of. They're like, no, it's not true. I got into linguistics. They're like, well, we know it can be grape juice.

No, it can't. It's mustos. That's where must comes from and we know this is where wine comes from. Must is on ferment. He would have said mustos. That would have been understood. The guy's like, well, no, actually it's like wine. They're like, no, shut the fuck up. You lost. Um, liars. Nah, no. Like I'll

tell a kid like their, their poem's nice when it sucks. Uh, that's just being respectful. Yeah. Yeah. So lustful only on the weekends. Got me there. Uh, I just keep it under control. Porn watchers only on the weekends. Got me there. I just keep it under control. Porn watchers. Only on the weekends. Immodest women. Got me.

Sorry. I mean, I can be lustful for an immodest woman, but hypocrites every day. Oh yeah. Yeah. Hateful and selfish. You betcha. Oh, local hater here. Always.

Oh, full-time hater. Full-time hater. All right. We got our last... Thanks for sending that, guys. Mike and Rashi, that was very fun. We got our last voicemail and I always forget how to pronounce it if it's Mike or Mika. I guess we're going to find out from DC.

Here we go. Hi, Tom. This is Mika from DC. I've been watching baseball lately. It's breaking my heart. I haven't tuned in much because I know the silly are going to fuck it up one way or another. because I know the silly thugs are going to fuck it up one way or another. So, I checked in on the birds. I don't really know what's going on with the NSL draft, but I hope they pick some guys that will win the Super Bowl again, I guess. Also, I've gone into wrestling lately. So I was wondering since Philadelphia is one of the bigger wrestling cities here in indie one, not the bigger promotion. Definitely. Go Philly, fuck the Mets, and fuck the Mets, fuck the Yankees.

Definitely. Thank you. Thanks, Vika. Well, let me just first address the first point. Now, I know this is a difficult time for you because your team is struggling, but also at the same point too, you should think about how much joy

that's bringing to other people, a la me, with how the Philly struggling is good for my mental health and my wellbeing. And I feel like that's a lesson in empathy we could all learn that when your team sucks, there's someone else out there that is actually really happy about that. So, you know, just keep that in mind.

Weaponizing therapy talk to antagonize Philadelphia sports fans who, you know, the baseline Philadelphia sports fan does not think therapy is a solution. I know. I saw that. Yeah. I don't got any problems for you to talk about.

Yeah. No. If I ever step foot in Philadelphia, I'm probably going to get a hitch bot. I understand this and rightfully so. Yeah. Listen, the Phillies, the Phillies, they hate shoreboard, hit a, hit a shore bomb. They're in the second place.

It's, it's good. The bullpen is a concern. Alec Bohm is a concern, but the rest of the guys seem to have kind of level off. The, the, the guys who were sucking it first, you know, Bryce's thoughts, hands not broken. Um, that's great. And, um, yeah. That's great. And yeah, it's those odes from the billboard I saw. Yeah. Yeah.

He puts them in that weird like oven mitt that they wear. He wears a glove like that one guy from of mice and men to keep his hands soft. Yes. Oh, I taught of mice and men this year. And they're like, yo, Mr. Tom, why is he keeping his hands off for his wife? And it's just like, look, you're 16. You can kind of put two and two together. I'm not going to say it, but if what you're thinking is probably right.

Kids, I don't know. Kids, you know, the 19th century was weird. Back in the day. Yeah, back in the day, guys, see, the thing is, is that women wore things called, called nylons. And if you had a real farmer's hand, you'd catch a snag on it when you tried to finger fuck. No, obviously.

Yeah. So what's that guy's name? He's crazy. He, obviously. Yeah. So what's that guy's name? It was crazy. Is it curly curly curly? Fucking curly piece of shit racist. I never read of my cement. I just piece it together from come down bits. So he actually gets the movie pretty well. And what's his name?

John Malkovich in that movie really amps up the, yeah. He really amps it up. Yeah, the movie is, because the book is basically written to be a play. So the movie is almost, like especially the key scenes, it's almost exact. So the book is the same except there's like 40 more N words. Yeah.

And Curly's wife is way less sympathetic. She, it's sort of, and actually, what's his name? Steinbeck kind of like, yeah, I kind of shouldn't have wrote her so unsympathetic. It kind of falls. It kind of reads't have wrote her so unsympathetic. It kind of falls. It kind of reads the wrong way. He wasn't trying to say like that she had it coming, but it kind of reads that way. It's like, look, I was going through a difficult period and carried over into the book. I'm

sorry I shouldn't have wrote it that way. Listen, we all grow. Listen, I appreciate you for calling me in, not calling me out. Just acknowledge that this book was written on stolen Salinas. Now, what was the natives there? Chumash or something like that? Land. I'm sure someone will call in and let me know where I'm wrong. All right.

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It's awful. It sucks. It's Nazis in every fucking reply. It's like, I'm done with this. Yep. And you can find my podcast at Brigham Young Money and pretty much everywhere else where podcasts are distributed online, or you can just type in the chat, gpt, and just, you know, create your own episodes. Generate episodes of Brigham Young Money. All right. So this is an episode about finding Brigham Young's money and where it was hidden. No, no. It's even better than this.

It's literally one about how the Utah State Legislature has come up with a law to put chaperones at dances to measure dresses to make sure hemlines are long enough. See, that would be a good intro bit due for like 10 minutes or something like that. Yeah. Turn that into a sketch. Yeah. I read that and like, wow, they got my ass. All right.

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That's more entertaining. I would like to hear about the real estate more than We Are Marshall. Yeah. Other podcasts, what we have, well, there's your problem. They're doing the live show tour right now. If there's tickets available, go see that. I think this will drop the first. You won't see me in Philly. Sorry, guys. Communication problems. My wife scheduled something because I put it on the wrong fucking counter because I'm an idiot. I won't see you then. I'm sure I'll see you another time.

Maybe if they ever do a UK tour and I come with, I'll show up in full Napoleonic era of Royal Navy uniform, which is really sort of every man's final, you know, like that's where the roads for all men leave to the Royal Navy. Oh, program Young Money, we know those guys. We can listen to them. Trash future, Beyond the Breakers, Radio Free Tote Bag, No Gods No Mayors, Kill James Bond, Health Awaited Dad, Tipping Pitches, Sickos, Committee, Self-Worrest, Championship and Bust. I mean, Championship or Bust and Batting Around.

Yeah, go listen to those guys. Go ahead. Don't forget really quick, my co-host is Utah Sports Podcast. If you're ever so inclined to do it we have My buddy Greg's who's my co-host who does unsalvageable with Sarah Todd from the Deseret News and also we have I can't remember the name of Kyle's podcast because he does an RSL podcast as well That they just barely change your name because SB nation sucks. Mm-hmm What's it called? Hold, please. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Oh, I thought that was a newspaper. It sounds like one. Yeah. Wasatch Soccer Sentinel. I apologize.

It's off the crossbar with Wasatch Soccer Sentinel. So gotcha. But those are my co-hosts with their sports podcast. I do not have a sports podcast because I am lazy and don't like stats and generally think saber metrics were sent from the devil to confuse all of us. So you would say you would want to execute Billy Bean? Yes, as heretics should be for ruining baseball and the religiosity of baseball. Him and John Calvin.

John Calvin, Billy Bean right next to each other at the stake. Yeah, Greg has also been a temporary guest co-host before too. So go listen to those episodes. Yeah. Kyle has been on as well. Yeah. I think Ukraine was invaded during that episode with Kyle and Greg. Yes. The Ukraine war happened. Like I said, we have to get you guys to get on again. I guess we'll do, we'll do, um, remember the Titans. We'll have you guys on. Yeah. Cause that's it. Cause it's, it's, it's a dumb sports movie, but it's, it is enjoyable. It is a good movie. It's a really good movie. Yeah. Uh, just, that's one where it's like,

all right, let's talk about all the shit that actually happened. Um, then it's definitely like a good, like 45 minutes of just like breaking down the film and then 45 minutes like lie, lie, lie, lie. Oh yeah. All right, well with that, gonna say goodbye, have a good night everybody, take it easy.

All right. Go say- Adios to everybody. Yeah, thanks. Cause that's how I cue the Azure music. All right. Go say, say everybody. Yeah, thanks. That's how I cue the Azure music. All right. Peace. Fucking Billy, no one likes us, we don't care.