Ten Thousand Losses - Cancel Culture

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

The boys get worked up on this one! First they talk about their new Barbell Brothers branding, roll into the Phillies being good, which leads them to the anger: Pete Rose being cancelled for doing a little bit of statutory rape here and there! HOW DARE THE WOKE LEFT DO THIS!?!?!?! Then we talk the Birds, Sixers, Union, before answering some voicemails and hitting the road.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. The joy it is to come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of sales, Nick John Cooney. Oh, yeah. So I don't know if you recall, I said that I was trying to become a himbo this summer. Wow.

Show me your thighs. I did show your thigh. I showed you my thighs. Please respond. Oh, don't. Don't do that. And yeah, so I'm going to get my voice to drop an octave. We're going to do vocal fry.

This is going to be the Barbell Brothers podcast now. Hey, York Barbell. York Pennsylvania,lvania baby that's true york york barbell um i guess the last non-libertarian uh equipment manufacturer yeah they're freaks anyway but they're freaks in different ways oh we gotta get we gotta get john for pittsburgh on because he's a he's a lifting man and uh the talk maybe that's a bonus at one point libertarianism in barbell sports what oh yeah sure yeah every every barbell podcast you know to get the guy talks like this and then they get jim windler on who's a who's a basically a neo-nazi um and how long are you going to be able to keep this voice up is my question not very long and uh yeah there it is yeah um and and you know so so it's gonna be barbell talk at barbell

brothers barbell brothers that's it you know i'm uh i'm ironing your uh your way and uh you know we're gonna we're gonna sell our we're not about supplements within six months and we're just going to talk about nothing but supplements our own line of branded you know gather heavy metal poisoning because we got it like private labeled from some like random factory in tai and like taiwan or some shit if you're right if you're an unscrupulous supplement maker and you want us to show for you, we will do it. I can't make that clear enough. If you want to put a picture

like that swole picture I put up on Twitter and just doctor it up so it looks like I'm shirtless or whatever. Give us money is what we're saying. Yeah, do that. I can't do it. Well, there's your problem. And Joe refuses to advertise on lions, but I will absolutely advertise on here.

I don't give a shit. And I, you know, do you want us to say like, it's, you know, it changed our lives. It really made my dick harder. It does. I, I, I, I am pointing right now. Yeah. Yeah. I, yeah, I could use as a lathe now.

I have unlimited access to the lathe uh you know uh fucking uh i don't know there was something like cereal company that reached out to the problem what was it like some natural food shit you were telling me about there was athletic greens yeah i'm just like have you fucking seen our physiques? And yet, no beer or alcohol companies are like, hey, you guys probably have a problem. Come on, man. Yeah, we need like, you know, if your company's called like Swole Tech

or like Anna Way or some shit where it sounds like it's steroids and it's mostly sawdust and like we'll take it and caffeine yeah sure tom's gotta pay loans yeah i gotta pay loans man like yeah um i won't take it though i will i'll say i'll take it but i'm not putting that shit i don't need my heart to explode nah i'm flirting with death too much already. Back to back to Jim talk, though.

I do think I fuck you, man. I do think I flirt with death, though, because the leg press machine is sort of the way it's positioned. And I'm like, I don't know how often they do maintenance on it. And it's like, this is just going to take years off my life. Well, it has safety. It's like you lay on your back and you push it up and i'm like if the safety doesn't catch this will crush you this will put your your knees into your your chest right yeah uh so that could be erotic in certain circumstances i'm sure it could be you know probably probably need to put a explicit second explicit tag on this we already

have one whatever they know what they're signing up for when they do that yeah uh yeah my yeah uh my niece saw my recording equipment she's like oh what do you do that for nothing nothing shut up you know you're a kid you don't need to hear this so no god no i i don't record anything you know behind the mystery box it's my how I control drones you know the Egyptian man who lives in your basement

yeah we should get him on I want to get him on for the World Cup this year I want some real deranged soccer takes alright we might be able to arrange that oh you sound miserable I want some real deranged soccer takes. Oh, all right. We might be able to arrange that. Oh, you sound miserable.

I'll text you. It's related to the Egyptian man who lives in my basement. Oh, no. Yeah. I saw your tweets today. So how goes your rapidly imploding life? No, it's, you know. Rapidly imploding. It's fine.

It's fine. You know, the thing I'm dreading most is the end of summer. Yeah, I'll come in and sub for you. Yeah. Oh, they would probably. You would be the, I think I made this joke before, the favorite sub they've ever had and that'll

be the last time you ever set foot any within 500 feet of a school oh yeah not not for diddly reasons just for like i can't control my anger reasons yeah just yeah kids will be like when's mr liam coming back it's like mr liam is bad for property mr liam has been compromised to a permanent end. I could see you as like as like the kindergarten teacher, though. That'd be pretty fun. I always wanted to be a teacher, actually. Yeah.

That's a noble profession. You big dumb asshole. I guess it is, maybe. Well, I want to talk about sports. Yeah. Hello. Welcome to the episode of 10,000 Losses The only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists I'm your host Tom Suck that shit first time, long time

Yeah Take that Dave Portnoy money and shove it All the way up your ass Up until you think you have a third fucking tonsil Yeah Yeah, I'm your host Tom Payne, my pronouns are him And with me is my co-host yay lay up yay liam pronouncing him did you see whatever one of the barstool brands did a

a ghost kitchen cheesesteak no that's apparently fucking horrible no what was called pardon my cheesesteak and apparently it is like dreadfully bad oh i i want to try it for the set for like to make fun of it but I'm not giving Barstool any of my fucking money is it in Philly? I don't know I mean I don't I don't know how

they compete Campos is right fucking there but right I assume there are Barstool bros who fucking went to Penn State and moved here and act like they've lived in the city as long as I have. I went to Temple. With the rest of Bucks County. They either stay in Temple

for the four years or they immediately retreat to the Ambler campus. Fuck Penn State. Yeah, but you can take botany at the Ambler campus. Yeah, that's a pretty campus too. It is a very pretty campus. Shouts out to Ambler. The offer still Yeah, it's a pretty campus, too. It is a very pretty campus. Yeah. Shouts out to Ambler. The offer still stands.

Liam and Roz, if you listen to this, to do the episode on the great train wreck of Ambler. And I will do all the Kenzo voices because it was a bunch of kids from Kensington that died in that train crash. Because that's looking a little big now. I don't know. I can't do it, Kenzo. I don't even want to make fun of you. It's got to be everything is your back or your throat. I can't do that, dude. I can't do it.

I'll think you got the geneticals for it. I do not. Geneticals. Fucking York County, they say NERBS. N-E-R-B-S. Oh, you're getting on my nerves. Getting on my nerves. Yeah. There's some shit. My friend Josh, who

grew up with me in New York, but it was originally from Maryland, says museum instead of museum. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? He's like, yeah, you want to go to the art museum? I'm like, that's not a fucking word, bud. What are you, British? Yeah, come on. Oh to the art museum? And I'm like, that's not a fucking word, bud. No, stop. What are you, British? Yeah, come on. Oh, the museum?

Balmer. Balmer Mound. Balmer. Down at Ocean. Hey, hon. Where did I put the fucking notes, man? I do this every episode. There it is. Real quick, you, uh,

LOL Trump. You can think the FBI are a bunch of fucking dweebs who suck and honestly probably don't have a reason to exist. And you can laugh at his shit getting kicked in. Oh, yeah. That's really funny. Are we having the are we having the takes of if you support if you like critically support the FBI in this one and only instance, you're you're now like a revisionist. I guess I'm a revisionist because I think it's funny as shit. I don't give a shit. When they use that shit against

people like him... It's the one thing you're good for. If that, like, you know, how I have a begrudging respect, I mean, ACAB, but I have a begrudging respect for the Postal Inspector Service. Like a 97% conviction rated trial. And it's like for shit you really

shouldn't be doing like punching a male man so so i don't want to say the whole story but i i have interacted with the fbi like and i gotta say dealing with philly cops dealing with bucks county cops and then dealing with the fbi i would take the fbi every single time yeah actually i can i yeah professional like and talk to you like they act you gotta you still gotta be careful with the shit you say that's what that's the thing about the fbi is they're so professional they're disarming right and that's on purpose yeah and they know they know what they want to ask you they they know they have a reasonable idea and that's how they fucking get you because you lie and and they know that you knew you're lying and that's how they wrote you in the shit so don't talk to the fbi without lawyer folks no no they will respect you they will actually respect you

more if you do that allegedly that's what i've heard where's my dad when you need him yeah if you want the respect of the fbi which you know do you Do you? Yeah, do you? I don't know. I mean, I'm sure, like, you know, there's one or two... I'm going to say there's, like, one or two good FBI agents, probably. I don't know. That's going to cancel me. Despite, you know, by other ideological takes. I guess I'll take the unit responsible for capturing like pedophiles and child pornographers. Those guys

are probably fine. I'm like, I don't give a shit if child pornographers get their dick nailed to the floor. I don't know if those guys are fine in the sense that they're probably all fucked up. It's being a Facebook mod. To volunteer for that.

Oh, yeah oh yeah well you know um shouts out to another lefty podcast uh going medieval where they talked about like eleanor dr unega yeah hell yeah go listen to that hey come on the pod i dm'd you guys um you haven't responded yet um they uh they they had an episode where they talked about like sex crimes in the middle ages yeah and basically it was like you know the medieval concept of rape was was was viewed like a property crime but people still like hey like you fucking abuse this woman like that's what the last duel's about yeah and we're gonna make this worse and then and then when uh when when with dr uh yunega is how you say it right yeah she she talks about the um but like oh though if they're like

below like the age of consent yeah we're gonna nail your dick to the floor like like even back then it was like nah dude yeah we don't fuck with that this isn't a property crime anymore we're we're you know we're throwing you in the river in a bundle of rocks or whatever the fuck. But don't worry. We have more sexual assault content coming up because we have to talk about Pete fucking Rose. Yeah, so

no announcements this week, I guess. Voicemail, call in 267-371-7218. Tell us what you would do to Pete Rose's penis. Give us your name and pronouns. And patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. So Phillies, 61-48.

They're on a tear. They swept the Nats. They beat Miami last night. Game coming up tonight. Wednesday. 705, I think, is the first pitch yeah uh well I mean it's the Marlins I think we broke the spell over the Marlins

with the with the sweep that down in uh Miami up with that wild card spot uh we now hold the second wild card spot pretty pretty exciting and then we blink the play we then we play the Mets next week. Who are also on a tear, we should say. Yeah.

Did you see the Edwin Diaz intro? Yes. Holy shit. We need more of that. I think this is something, if you want to call in and talk about what kind of crazy shit would make baseball more exciting i think if every team had like when their closer came in and just had like dramatic you know fucking entry like like a wrestler entrance fuck yeah dude like fuck the mets but god damn they know how to do it yeah exactly i was thinking of the virginia tech uh at just sandman intro

yes which is i think is the coolest one in sports um the whole you ever been doing virginia tech uh at just sandman intro yes which is i think is the coolest one in sports um the whole you ever been doing virginia tech game i i have never actually been inside a college football game i i went to virginia tech like virginia once and it was a night game and dude there it's it's at it's down in Blacksburg and they're playing interstate man and everyone's jumping and you're just like I'm gonna fucking die it's gonna be me and these 55,000 people and we're all

gonna fucking die and if this is my last memory I'm okay with it that's it hokey hokey hokey hi down with tech VMI get off your phone sorry someone texted someone texted me uh yeah i figured i don't care uh so but yeah no that i've seen the like the videos are like the the the different like uh intros and they do look fucking wild and this is fucking great there's a sick video on youtube if you search like texas a&m tunnel uh where it's like it's like a gopro so it's one of the players

wearing a camera and they play power by kanye west and everyone's getting hype and hype and hype and they run out through the tunnel into like the smoke and shit and it's like and there's like 105 000 people at kyle field so it looks absolutely fucking insane and just everyone's going nuts like uh yeah college football is evil but i cannot wait for college football to be back goodbye saturdays oh man i so i was thinking of of an entrance like where the closure's coming in and then you turn off all the lights in the stadium and then you just start like a

fog machine and then the bell starts ringing like the Undertaker. Oh, or like how the Sixers ring the bell and then the fire shoots out. Yeah, well, fog machine and then boom. Like, wait, boom. Like the Undertaker, like Chopin's Hero March and then a hearse comes out then like the undertaker like Chopin's hero march

and then a hearse comes out of the bullpen yes and it stops right in front of the mound and two guys just like pallbearers they come they pull the casket out and then the pitcher comes out of the casket wearing corpse paint $75,000 every

game we do this and we do not care I need this to happen and yeah and then he just does like his $75,000 every game we do this and we do not care. I need this to happen. And yeah, then he just does his warm-up to fucking For Whom the Bell Tolls or some shit like that. You could absolutely watch that shit. That's horrific.

You would turn it, you would like, oh shit, this guy's coming in. Just make it dramatic and fun that that shit fucking rocks it's like something like dominican league or like a like world baseball classic where they have like guys playing trumpets in the stands and shit like that um i dig that shit um so so speaking of things i dig bryce harper coming back uh although the probably not like a d8

probably not as anything other than dh because he did tear his ucl he started throwing it hurt again they're like all right you're not throwing anything no more no bryce right field uh so he's gonna have to have tommy john in the offseason but apparently that's tough for fielders it's it's it's not so bad yeah got it and then uh if you are a reese hoskins hater he's now number 13 all time and ops plus which is adjusted uh he looks like a haunted man i saw him give a a post game maybe a mid-game interview he looks haunted now yeah that is the face of a man who's seen one too many things yeah well i mean, I mean, if you were, if you came up through the Philly system, the years that he did. That's fair.

Yeah. I, uh. That'll play the Reese. Yeah. Shouts out to Reese Hoskins coming up, I guess. Uh, Keith Hernandez. You want to talk about this? It's just such silly bullshit.

It's so dumb. It's so dumb. Well, he said, he goes, he hates to cover the mets slash philly series because quote as far as fundamentally and defensively the phillies have always been just you know not up to it like fuck you dude i get that you comment for the mets but the last can you guess the last year the mets won the Series? You know it off the top of your head? Was it like the 80s? Yeah, it was 86. It was the Buckner Series.

Yeah, I know they won. Well, they went to the World Series in 2015. But they lost. So who cares? They lost. And Phillies have been to the series two more times in this century than they have, I guess. Maybe.

I don't know. But yeah, 2015. He also said... That was actually the last time they won a post-series was the 2015 NLCS. And then they got gentleman swept by the fucking Royals.

Let's all chill. That weird good Royals team that was good for a year. They were really fast. That's what I remember. We're going gonna now cut everybody you know we're gonna do what the marlins do and just blow up our organization every five to seven years yeah um it was cleansed we must cleanse south florida of all impurities yeah um listen if the marlins could do it please please, please do it because that place deserves cleansing.

And he also said, I expressed the front of the front office, not the Mets front office, our front office at SMY. That's their network that I hate doing Philly games. I guess they gave me the series off. So like, like, like, that's so stupid. OK, so I get that you're a homer. So like in that context, I actually think it's like I I respect that it's kind of funny but like you call games for the Mets we all float down here

you know what I mean they do have a good booth they have an entertaining booth a lot of times the Phillies if it's not Crux not on it the Phillies booth is atrocious like really it's like Crux not on it the Phillies booth is atrocious but like really like it's like I don't want to are you going to get that mad

at the play like because they're a home run team like the fuck like come up with a real reason no it's a stupid thing to get upset about for sure people online were saying he did make like a crucial error in a ninth inning once in Philly so he's like maybe that like I don't know.

It's just you're a homer and like, again, I cheer for the Boston Bruins, so I know something about homers in broadcasting, but they're my disgusting homers. That makes them OK. It's funny because I was thinking about like what would what would we think of Pete Alonzo

if he was a Philly and he did the dumb Pete Alonzo shit? Oh, we'd back him up. We'd be like, oh, that's goofy. That's just Pete being Pete. That's our dumb swole boy. Yeah. I mean, we have Bryce Harper on our team.

We'd be able to excuse an awful lot of shit out of him. They do have Brandon Nimma, though, who I would hate objectively regardless of team. Like, fucking asshole. Put me in coach. I'm running the course. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Not an asshole shut the fuck up yeah not you shut the fuck up I need you to be on this podcast yeah

yeah he's a gold retriever that votes for Trump speaking of assholes do I just get right into it yeah and before we get into it I do want to say, if you listen to the last episode,

we did talk about this a little bit, and I actually came in the post and said, we all had a collective brain fart over the statutory rape shit. Yeah. So, what we say about

Pete Rose in that episode, now that my memory has been jogged and after seeing what he did my opinion on him has has done a i mean i really didn't like him but i was like yeah maybe veterans committee uh let him let him come to the like kind of let him come to the fucking 1980s thing so he he fucking shuts up. Right. And, and whatever to be like, dude, like this guy should not be around the Phillies ever. No.

And, and, uh, so we, I guess we should kind of explain who he is. Yeah. Let's, let's do that.

Um, yeah. So I fucking, there we go. So Pete Rose is, I mean, arguably the greatest hitter in the history of baseball. He is the all-time hits leader.

Right. Yeah. 17-time All-Star, three-time World Series champ. He was on the Reds as part of their Big Red Machine and the Phillies' 1980s squad that won the World Series. Discovered he Reds as part of their Big Red Machine and the Phillies 1980s squad that won the World Series

discovered he bets on games was he betting on games he appeared in? I can't remember he was on games that he was yeah he did bet on games that he

was in and bet on games that he was met yeah yeah he did he did bet on games that he was in and bet on games that he was managing right uh if it's worth noting i you know we'll get we'll get we'll get there uh so he mitsy gambles in 2004 he applies oh we should say that he's banned from baseball effectively in 1989 right uh yeah it's only an ineligible list they call right you want to take over from here i mean you know pete rose may be a little better than i do i just want to give my thoughts on on gambling and and pete rose and you know these people in sports but go ahead uh yeah so so he's just like i mean genuinely a good player uh he bets on games right this comes out while he's manager of the Reds. The MLB now wants to move him to the ineligible list. He goes to court

to stop this. He denies everything. In 89, they come to an agreement. He agrees voluntarily to be put permanently on the ineligible list, which means he can't be associated with baseball. He can't be in the Hall of Fame. Any of that stuff.

The same shit they did to Shoeless Joe Jackson, the Black Sox, and there's a couple other guys that have been on there. There's a couple famous guys that were taken off. I'll get back to that at some point. So he agrees to be permanently placed on that

if the MLB doesn't make a formal finding. So they don't say yeah this was the finding of our report all right so they every so often though he keeps a few like anytime there's like a new a new commissioner he approaches them they say yeah nah we're good yeah you agreed to this so we see no reason to put you back on right all right to 2004 he admits that in his book my prison without bars think of the name of that that book yeah you you you you were a grown man when you made the decision no one chorus deal fuck off guy you're dude you fucking million there well if you didn't continue it continuously spend all your fucking money on dumb shit um like you're oh okay yeah

you're prison without bars i'm sure that relates to people who've actually been oppressed you know in this country during during the time you were alive right you know exactly like um i don't i don't need to hear poor pete rose i don't i just i have no sympathy for this guy and it's gonna get worse so so he admits he gambled and he he always says never against his team, only for it, which there's no way to know. So he's also a convicted tax fraudster. He was selling memorabilia, didn't report that income. And he spent five months in jail,

had to do like 1,000 hours community service. But one of the things that came out back in 2017 john dowd uh who if you played like mvp baseball that was the name they used for like the barry bonds because barry bonds wasn't part of the player association so he wouldn't let his name and like this be used so they had like a white guy named john dowd um but so john dowd not the same guy um who who was the one in charge of investigating rose or back in the 80s uh said on the radio basically that rose committed statutory rape of the 16 year old and uh he said he made comments on the radio it was like uh and

this is this is that this is unquoting doubtd here, Michael Bertolini told us that he not only ran bets, but ran young girls down for him at spring training ages 12 to 14. Isn't that lovely? So that's statutory rape every time you do that. So Rose sued Dowd, and during

discovery, the woman, the 16-year-old woman... That's not not a woman i want to be clear that's a fucking child but yeah i'm combining sentences in my head the 16 year old i know you're not doing anything i just i also know that like for some reason uh media loves to say like underage woman it's like that's just a child right so so this girl she was a girl at the time a woman now so in 2017 she came forward and they swore an affidavit saying that, you know, no, he did this. And when that happened, he moved to settle.

So they made an agreement and the suit was dismissed because they made an agreement. So it was interesting how like when she came forward suddenly, oh, yeah, OK, we're going to settle now this lawsuit. We're not going to actually take this this uh lawsuit we're not gonna actually take this to trial full you know full on because you know what sure other shit would have came out in the wash you know it could be more women could have came forward and said you know what happened to them when they were they were kids and yeah so so in 2017 he was supposed to supposed to or 2018 i believe he was supposed to be inducted into the Phillies Walk of Fame and that was canceled because of that so

that was a smart move by the Phillies congratulations assholes you did something right uh yeah but no we're gonna get there yeah we'll get there so and also for some reason Pete Rose was like a celebrity guest in WWE and Kane

legitimately hated him and would take his, like the act too far and actually fuck with him. And he's Kane said he fucking hated Pete Rose. He's like, I have an irrational hatred of this man. That's fair. Yeah.

So I like that. So, so, Hey, you know, you know, we don't want Pete Rose around, whatever.

Well, now it's for some reason in 2022, they want to do the 42nd anniversary of the World Series. As you know. I guess it was delayed from COVID. Mm hmm. And I heard some people saying like, oh, well, you know, we don't have that much nostalgia stuff right now. And it figured because of that, it being delayed because of COVID, this is the right time to do it whatever you know and so they decided to invite pete rose and and the they asked the phillies players the phillies players were like yeah sure why not have them

have them do it and uh so how do you how do you think this went liam uh horribly it went horribly yeah so uh during the ceremony he, if you listen to it, it was about equal booze and cheers and he got like a plaque or whatever thing. I don't know if they, they did put them on the walk of fame or not. I believe they did. Um, I read all this shit. I forgot to note that down. Um, if he did, um, it would be a horrible if someone peed on it or something. Um, that would be really bad. You peed on it or something.

That would be really bad. You would get arrested, though, for... Yeah. You can be a CBP to the ground for all I fucking care at this point. Yeah. You hear that first, Liam is saying you have permission to go... You can also use corked bats if you care about that. Yeah, that actually makes your bat worse. I mean, it does increase your swing speed because it's lighter,

but they think it gives you home run power. It's like one of these dumb sports guys saying, well, if you put cork in the bat, well, it just makes it less dense, which means it's not going to hit. If you know anything about physics, it doesn't make it fucking hit ball hard. It just makes you swing faster. Pete Rose, I want to get into this too. It's that Pete Rose has appeared in capacity for the Reds.

He's appeared in very limited capacity, basically, at the express consent of the commissioner of baseball. Where as far as I know, teams have to basically phone the commissioner in advance and say, Hey, we want to bring in Peteete rose and it's like a case by case basis i don't know that the the workings of that are public but i would assume that's basically the process like he gets to come the reds retired his jersey back in 15 uh i think for like special stuff he gets to come in but i after this i i i think he should just be kept away from the sport i um we can talk about his comments but i kind of want to interject here and say that like yeah people talk about you know baseball's dying what can we do this shit if this is your nostalgia i don't fucking

want it like man the 1980s philly still won the world series you know like and to me we can talk about like the steroid era which i genuinely don't give a shit if someone used steroids or didn't that's not raping children like no it's like but this is when we talk about baseball's problem like the problems we have with the sport this to me is one of them is this nostalgia at the cost of everything else at like this dude's a rapist there's no other word for it and right you know we're just throwing our hands up and saying well he's our special boy it's like that's fucking insane we don't need that i had hoped that the climate had evolved past the point where we were inviting again literal fucking rapists in yeah but like you know i i'm the first to come down philly's and i i think

that philly itself since i would say especially the mike vick situation has sort of evolved and maybe as a more understanding city of like bad shit that happens but the fact that the phillies thought this was an acceptable idea in the fucking first place tells me that at the very at the very least ownership still doesn't fucking get the joke basically well you know let's talk let's talk about let's talk about the rest of this and then we'll give our thoughts as like a cohesive unit yeah um i i you know i want to i do want to touch one thing though is like the nostalgia for baseball is definitely, I think out of all the sports, nostalgia is a big thing in baseball. Dude, the dude wasn't even a part of the core of the team. He joined the team in 79.

He rose is not the reason the Phillies won the world yeah he's a Reds guy like like for life like that's like his thing he was in the Reds for most of his career to retire with them like then he managed them but all right let's let's yeah let's get to the rest of this and we'll kind of give our

Phillies for all of four years yeah yeah which I don't even know if it was all for those seasons um uh so he was asked that day by and and i can't find the name of the reporter but it was the inquirer said it was a female inquirer reporter who asked if his presence could make women feel uncomfortable because of his accusations and he said no i'm not here to talk about that sorry about that it was 55 years ago babe he called her babe that that should have been immediate like expulsion yeah she should she should have slapped him yeah and she would have been it went well within her right tail yeah like and and that and that's another indication he doesn't take like the reason

i think manfred gave when he approached him when pete rose approached manfred commissioner baseball for reinstatement back when manfred became commissioner it's like pete rose doesn't get what he did was wrong and it's clear that that's the way he doesn't get it or be he just frankly out and out doesn't give a shit that he did something wrong. But I would believe that he knows what he does wrong. He simply does not care. I mean, I think that he's a conniving enough piece of shit that he

knows it's wrong. He doesn't care it's wrong because he's a fucking narcissist. You know, he wants all this attention on himself. He loves the limelight and he hasn't been in the limelight since then. And every so often he finds reasons to get back into it. And, you know,

I said, I said in the little, like, um, addendum I put into the last episode, like, you know, sorry,

sorry that you, that like the times have changed to the point where you can't be this kind of asshole anymore. Like, I'm, I'm so, I'm sorry. I mean,

people still do it, obviously, you know, for, you know for every you know the me too thing like i'm saying it mockingly because like the fucking right-wingers think it's like everyone's canceled when they weren't you know sean watson got 160 million guaranteed or whatever so you know in our era that shit still goes down like even but like to to someone like pete rose the idea of getting canceled because you did committed sexual crimes is like anathema like it's like it's like you you can laugh that off right and so and i saw it of absolutely fucking smooth brain take that was like well he got ambushed how should he have responded and it's like you have to be prepared to answer that fucking question i don't know what to tell you i've never committed statutory rape so i don't know yeah i don't know yeah how do you

answer the question just like hey you know i i hey it's settled blah blah blah blah talk to my attorney goddamn dude like how do you get ambushed by that you should know the answer to that question i'm not here to talk about that. Like, they're sorry about that. It was 55 years ago. That's not a fucking answer. Like,

yeah, that is smooth brain. Sorry. I just get mad. No, you're fine. So God damn it. Um, so what,

so he's, he's in the booth, which he absolutely shouldn't have been anywhere allowed. And I saw a video of this. Do you want to go and explain this? All right. Yeah. So the one thing I want to say before we move to him being in the booth for two innings was that Pete Rose then apparently later in the day said that he would sign a thousand baseballs for the reporter as if that was a fucking thank you.

I guess like a mea culpa and he also said later on what happened 50 who cares what happened 50 years ago well you do apparently you were fucking gambling I fucking do yeah time so it is time in the booth so holy shit if you can find go go find

the audio of it and you can hear Tom McCarthy who's the Phillies play-by-play guy just you can hear go go find the audio of it and you can hear Tom McCarthy, who's the Phillies play by play guy, just cringe, cringing. And. Well, he's now a friend of the podcast because he did quote tweet us and answer a question I made on the account. He will he will engage with fans online like he seems like a decent guy. And he goes, oh, is this an x-rated show what does that even mean oh yeah yeah we're gonna pull we're gonna we're gonna have acid titties and cocks out here on the fucking phillies broadcast you know like what the fuck kind of question is that he's telling a story

he's talking about cock high fastballs he literally said this on the broadcast it was not bleeped like did you not have the delay ready to go um because like you you don't like fit like like baseball broadcasts you could hear the cursing like if the players are cursing or like someone's getting mad at the ump like you could hear it and they kind of like just they'll just quietly turn that mic down you know like not you can't do that when you have a guy in the fucking studio so he also he called uh called something horse shit he responded to a question with no shit he called someone i forget who it was he called someone a son of a bitch like he's just in the in the booth live on fucking air just twenty thousand dollar fine twenty thousand dollar fine twenty thousand dollar fine at a time

like i i guess i guess i guess if it wasn't like over the airwaves but like holy shit yeah so the entire time in the booth he's fucking cursing i just complained about the game these days and all that fucking old time bullshit it's like you want it you want baseball you talk about baseball dying and this is the guy you tried out a guy it's like oh they don't play their game right anymore they don't bet on it oh i just a little a little a little sparkle uh pete rose acknowledged in 2017 that he did have a relationship with jane doe uh but he said it started when she was 16 which is the age of consent in ohio he also said they never had sex outside of the state at the time pete rose was in his 30s and was married with two children so just a stand-up fucking guy why

the fuck is this guy here yeah yeah oh yeah yeah all right so it wasn't technically illegal no he skirted the lines real good he absolutely committed statutory rape we could we could say that right but he's mr mr rose if you're listening go talk to my fucking attorney yeah when you when you when you justify your crimes with like a sexual crime like involving a minor by well technically like just fucking just yourself dude like do us a favor do humanity a favor yourself i'll probably

have to fucking bleep that shit i don't give like like oh my god i'm surprised this guy hasn't gotten his fucking shit clocked by an angry dad or some shit like that oh yeah jesus christ all right let's limp the rest of this uh so the phillies responded in corporate doublespeak of course we are not condoning forgiving or forgetting pete's behavior we understand some people criticize our

decision to include pete we understand the basis of that criticism because it's precisely that basis which caused us to immediately rescind recognizing Pete on the Phillies Wall of Fame and I actually don't think they inducted him now. When the allegations were disclosed publicly only six days before Pete's scheduled induction, the Wall of Fame

is a singularly personal honor and for the Phillies his past off-field behavior undermines his baseball achievements which would otherwise give rise to that award. FEC Sports Philadelphia scrubbed Pete's innings of the booth from all the replays, which is objectively hilarious. It says, due to time constraints, we must jump forward in the game.

These two innings, they're black hole. They didn't happen. Shut up. Shut up. I mean, it was a game. It was like just home runs after home runs after home runs. It mean, it was a game. It was like just home runs after home runs after home runs. It was a 13 to 1 game. But and the dude

sounds, he sounds ancient. I mean, he is ancient at this point. He's 81, yeah. Not a good 81. No. And just the life of being down, and there's a lot of other shit like if you read long form articles about the guy, his entire life, like getting in the fights with guys, ripping people off, being an asshole to fans at conventions and like charging like outrageous money for autographs, like just being an absolute scumbag.

And like, I get like, I don't know. Do you think that they thought like maybe the tide had turned enough? Like, like there was like enough of a right word reaction in the Biden years that like, oh, well, we can have this guy come out. I think they didn't think. I mean, they thought certainly, but I think it was just like, well, we're not like putting him on the wall of fame. He's there as part of the team. I think their entire argument lives and dies on. He's there as part of the team. We're not honoring Pete Rose. We're honoring the team. we're honoring the team we're

honoring the team honoring the team and you just say that shit a million times so I want to get into a couple things number one when we like you know as obviously as two white dudes there's only so

much utility we're going to have here but I think it demonstrates that this culture that people wonder like why no one wants to get into baseball or like or the reason like why like a lot of and i don't want to be sexist here but why i think a lot of women have trouble getting into football is like the the epidemic of sexual assault and then you look at someone like deshaun watson getting 160 million you're like why would i fucking cheer for this right like so you know these guys shouldn't be in this in the sports pete rose like to me being banned from baseball means you're banned period end of it doesn't mean you're banned, but also. It means whole cloth,

you're banned, you were a grown man when you made that mistake, when you made that choice, you continued to make that choice, and you continue to just be a dick. Like, Curt Schilling isn't in the Hall of Fame just plain old because he's an asshole.

He's a huge dick, but like, besides ripping off the state of Rhodeode island which is at least funny yeah like pete rose spent his lifetime being an asshole yeah and then sort of clearly does not get it or or chooses not to get it i would say which if you address a reporter like that you should be punched in the fucking gut until you're dead. Like you should. And what they should have done was guillotine him and dumped his body at the mound and then use it for fucking fertilizer. Bleep that if you need to. I just I'm so fucking disgusted by this culture.

I'm so fucking disgusted by the fact that they just like basically waves it off and then like when they got criticism which they knew was coming they trot out this pissy little well it was for the team and we and we didn't give him his star on the walk it's like who gives a you still invited him he still came you still put him in the booth that's in that's an organizational decision that you made why did you make that organizational decision because you thought you could get away with it why does anyone do this shit sean watson did the same thing because he thought he could get away with it you know all these people think they can get away with it you know you have you know you're talking about power struggles and and the pursuit of power is like pete rose is a dude who's a obsessed himself and be obsessed with like having power over things

the guy's an asshole he's a horrible person and there's no fucking reason for for the phillies organization or for nbc sports philly or for anyone to let him back you just say no man ain't gonna happen and what are the fans gonna do not fucking come like i'm like i'm dumb as shit dude i'm a phillies fan i like i i have a third of a functioning frontal cortex anyway you know i don't get like i'm not gonna fucking cry because pete fucking rose of all people wasn't invited no who gives you like piss off the loudest people but fuck them the people you would piss off by not having pete rose are people you don't want fucking around your goddamn baseball exactly this day and age like and and look i get it we're running for nostalgia i get that like most of the guys on the 80 and 93 teams

were asshole steve carlton anti-semite racist uh larry bowe kind of just an asshole just personally uh uh fucking mike schmidt asshole um gary maddo, he invested in the casino that was trying to demolish Chinatown. And then you have Pete Rose. And then we had Kurt Schilling on his team. We had fucking Darren fucking

DUI Dalton beating his wife Dalton. Who else? Who else am I remembering that was fucking... Oh, Larry fucking Dykstra yeah he's worse than Pete Rose I guess he's Lenny Dykstra right yeah yeah multiple sexual assaults I believe

Jesus like like I get we're one for heroes I get it but like come on man like break back we're not that desperate i don't know get fucking dunk land jimmy rowans nice guy chase hutley nice guy where are these guys you know exactly like like like get get some good dudes like and that's and that's just unacceptable like the nostalgia trap and this this goes back to earlier like baseball is this game that's like like like there's like a fundamental like there's almost a bit of nostalgia a bit of reaction to it just because it's the national pastime and it goes

back to the 1870s and it's got all this mythos about it and we have so many generations of players you compare other players to and you know i get. But you want to grow the game. Are you going to show? Oh, let's let's come on. Come on. Like if I wanted to get my niece into the Phillies, she's a fucking Mets fan now, apparently. But if I wanted to get her into the Phillies. I know.

If I wanted to get her into the Phillies. But oh, let's go to the game where Pete Rose. Well, I actually might have to protect her from fucking Pete Rose. I don't want to look at her. Like, like, like like shit he means nothing to her he means nothing to a young phillies fan but you know who might jimmy rollins or chase something because that's who daddy likes right or that's that's who uncle tom likes you know that someone who's actually relevant to the people who are forming the

bulk of your viewership who are going to pass on those values to the next generation so like it's it's it's literally going it's it's some fucking boomer head shit like we're going after the boom like who like my mom liked the 1980s phillies and she's and she's getting up there and she fucking hated pete rose even from then like like like it's it's it's the this this nostalgia desire it's like it doesn't have to be everybody. No, absolutely. That's absolutely right. I guess, I mean, because who was on the Phillies from the WizKids till the 1980 team?

No one. I can name Richie Ashburn and I can name Robin Roberts. That's better than I can do. That's legit better than I can do. I don't even know if it was Jimmy Foxx on the WizKids. That's how's how, like, shitty this team's history's been. We don't know anybody, you know, from before the 80s team. So, like, I get it.

There's a paucity there. There's not a lot of guys. Fuck it. Like, and sometimes it's... We don't need this one. Yeah, no. Like, they did good stuff, like, with Dick Allen. When, like, the Phillies pushed to get him in the Hall of Fame.

Right. And they put him up there. And then, like they a team that had a hard time with them and they and they came back and they they you know what we want to honor you because you really were a fucking amazing player you know you taught mike schmidt a lot of stuff and and and you know the times have changed and we're now better and then they go do this i spit on my screen attaboy all right where's my heart rate at why the fuck is tyree kelso allowed in the nfl like these dudes are not are not irreplaceable and the league needs to get a lot more fucking all leagues need to get a lot more fucking serious of this shit although i will say to his very minor

credit goodell believes deshaun watson deserves at least a year and they are appealing yeah i just don't get it he will get a year i um but like it's not enough i mean he needs he needs criminal he needs he needs actual um criminal you know like like and i have i have one more thing to talk about uh before we we move on where yeah you know that that dude on the falcons whose name is calvin ridley yeah uh took a year ban for betting on games with a relative will somebody my thing is calvin ridley's like 21 years old, 22, and gambling is legal. And it's a very different environment. Gambling is legal.

Gambling is foisted upon you. And I don't know how serious the NFL, when they sit the rookies down, it's like, if you bet on football, if you bet on sports, we're going to nail your dick to the floor. And I bet it wasn't very serious if they even had that discussion. Pete Rose went out of his way to fuck up. Yeah, dude. They made the example. When were the Black Sox? Was it 1970s?

1719? The Black Sox. The Kennesaw Mountain Landis. Kennesaw Mountain Landis. Pete famous racist piece of shit. Oh, yeah. But in this in this instance, my guy's name is Kennesaw Mountain. Yeah.

He did set a precedent for baseball where it was any hint, like should this Joe Jackson like, there's that whole debate over whether he was evolved or not, maybe he was or he wasn't. Guilt by association. You're gone. You're out of the

fucking league. And it's like, dude, Pete Rose knew the risks. You know, the risk when you signed up for this mission, like, you know,

take him anyway. Yeah. Cause he thought he would thought he was too slick. I thought I could get away with it, which is what people positions of power. I always think. Yeah. It turns out,

turns out, uh, no, they, they take it fucking seriously uh there's a there's an interesting story that just reminded me of uh shoeless joe jackson he ran like a liquor store down south and uh i think it was ty cobb walked into the uh went to the thing was like hey what's up uh and he's like oh thought thought you didn't like uh thought none of the boys now wanted to talk to me i was like oh man that's kind of sad oh that is sad yeah so i it depends on if shoeless joe really was involved or not but uh yeah uh this is not the eight men out podcast this is 10 000 losses so um the what now this is not the eight men out podcast wow this is the 10 000 losses podcast all right let's let's uh

control our anger move on to football football yeah so training camp wrapped up um um uh the phillies rookie phillies jesus fuck uh the eagles rookies look amazing somehow uh i forget who it was just absolutely uh blew up the o-line i want to say jordan davis yeah that's a i heard that heard something yeah uh yeah jordan davis fucking rules uh yeah six six 341 pounds and a four seven eight

40 absolutely fucking unreal uh they seem to be genuinely gelling having fun with each other that's awesome uh so i'm i'm i'm excited uh i'm already getting into sports-based illusions where i believe that the eagles will go 17 to know i have i have what you said i think it was like 13 of four uh yeah yeah oh that's yeah that's delusional too but fuck it as long as the Cowboys don't win the division I don't actually give a shit yeah I think it was

Jordan Davis blowing past Cam is it Juergens or Juergens I think it's Juergens but he actually gave a really thoughtful response to him I don't know if you saw this where he was asked like basically how did that feel and he's

like it sucks watching it because you're only watching like one series like you you're not seeing all the times cam blew me up like yeah and i thought that was a very like a very you know for a rookie especially a very mature like yeah yo like respect my guy yeah i he also busted out the iron sharpens iron which i know it's a Bible quote, but it is a good quote. I do like that quote. It is overused, but hey, look, if the guy if the if the if the guys are if that's like their motto. Fuck yeah. Dude, it seems like awesome.

And I want to say about Cam Juergens, I believe. He is from Beatrice, Nebraska. He is a 6'3", 303 pound corn-fed boy. Beatrice is a town with a city, allegedly. The county seat of Gage County, Nebraska,

United States. Population 12,459. He owns his own line of beef jerky called beef jerky oh hell yeah cool i don't want to think about the slurs this boy has said but i think it's fine uh i it it it's funny you know a lot of times that i think sometimes playing a sport like football, where there's so many people from other backgrounds, it tends to temper it a little bit. I'm not going to give away too much,

but I do know somebody who normally is very conservative, but he played sports with a lot of people. And if you're being racist or homophobic full-on conservative like like voted for trump but for some reason if you're homophobic or if you're racist because he played with black guys and he and he and he had gay teammates he will go ballistic on you um and it's weird because it's like well you're voting for a guy who is enabling that shit but you know he's also got like 80 concussions so he doesn't think that what that he'll think good too much but yeah it's it's weird so hopefully he's not racist and we could buy his

beef jerky beef jerky yeah not not like fucking brooks rayleigh on the fucking tampa bay rays who refused to wear the pride hat and owns a gun short store in uvalde i i look forward to that guy being dumped in a river uh yeah jordan davis is also uh there's a really funny video of him uh where he had to get everybody rita's so

it's just this enormous man holding these tiny cups of rita's that was a picture that made me really happy. Yeah. Uh, fucking, uh, okay.

Yeah. Jalen Rieger. Oh, first preseason game is this week against the jets who the Eagles have ever lost to. Uh, I don't know about preseason though. Yeah. We're not checking that record.

Sorry. Yeah. It doesn't, it doesn't count. So starters are going to play one or two series. I think everyone at this point agrees that preseason is pointless but it's football so i'm gonna watch it anyway uh jalen rieger i'm just putting my head down and going to work sure you are yeah you are after you delete all those tweets yeah which that's all you can do man you know yeah and uh one soda just hit

a dive that was very pretty oh nice who the. Who are the Padres playing? Giants. As is tradition, I am watching sports while recording a sports podcast. Poor Kombucha, Gabe Kapler. Well, the Giants are up 4-0 right now because of a fielding error.

I have always liked the Giants' colors. Oh, orange and black? Yeah, I was on high school's colors. I really I have always liked the the Giants colors oh orange and black yeah I really like orange and black them and the Orioles underutilized colors the same with like green and yellow in baseball

Jalen Rieger I don't know I don't give a shit if he plays wide receiver as long as he stops dropping shit I hope the guy that he they don't trot him out as a fucking returner again yeah I don't I hope the guy that he ain't they don't trot him out as a fucking returner returner again yeah I don't I hope they don't

so we got more shitty stuff one's funnier than the other I guess we'll go with the shittier one first yeah Frank Gore committed domestic abuse I didn't know this yeah he was arrested in Lake City after police were called with altercation between him and his,

and I don't know. 28 year old woman. Yeah. Um, yeah, that fuck it sucks. Um, that's a,

that's same. Don't hit other people unless they're, uh, in which case, knock your, knock yourself out on us. Like, yeah,

that I would be unfair. I, if I, if, like, If I, for some reason, was hypothetically in a situation where he could hurt my arm would probably go through his body. Good. Parody redacted in Minecraft. I have no intention of actually harming Pete Rose. He's harmed himself more than I ever could.

Marshawn Lynch, though. Did you see the DUI photos? Oh, he does not look good. No. And I've always liked Marshawn Lynch. I'm just here so I don't get fined. I'm just here so I don't get fined. I just like the dude's attitude, but dude, come on, man.

You can't be doing DUIs. Especially with a tire missing. He had one tire missing and another was flat. My man, dude, really? You started your car. How fucking drunk

were you that you didn't notice something was off that you were driving on the fucking... It could be that he had crashed already. Oh, Kevin Durant wants to go to the sixers by the way i saw that uh he also went to me or the coach wants to go to the celtics uh please no not either of our teams uh yeah yeah no go to this go to the celtics please do not go to the celtics um no, just a very long double. I don't know if there's anything in college football that you wanted to touch. Starts the 27th. It's

going to suck. First week, you don't have to watch it. Temple opens the season at Duke. I will say Temple's new coach. I don't know how he's going to be in a game yet, but he can sure recruit thus far. Yep.

I'm hopeful. Obviously, we're not going to the natty with this team, but fucking let it ride. Fight, fight, fight for the cherry and white. That's right. Stan Drayton. Yes. We talked about him when he got hired. And one of the Mannings, right?

No, fucking Kurt Warner uh kurt warner's kid warner's kid that's right another fucking dynasty yeah uh yeah well hopefully he's he's fucking crazy go to well he's not too he can't be that great if he went to temple but i pop warner coached a temple shut up um is that Is that the same Warner family? Yes, 1934. Jesus Christ. I thought the Phils went back with the McPhails. McPhails have been the baseball family forever.

Warner, 1934. We lost to Tulane, 20-14. We've played in nine bowl games in the history of our program, and we've only won three. We beat Cal in 79, beat Wyoming in 2011, and beat FIU

in 2017. Alright. Basketball? Please don't give us Kevin Durant. Preseason starts 3rd of October. I guess we're already running over

uh inga saffron has an article in the inquirer if you're depending on what you think of her um oh you should go read it she won a pill it's her for criticism yeah no definitely read it i don't it's she she says basically i think the same thing we all kind of think that like yeah if it's done right it might work but that that if it's done right is doing an awful lot of work there. Yeah. And there was only a few token mentions of some of the criticism, which I didn't like. I didn't feel like she was sort of giving it its due. And the article just ends.

The article just ends, right? There's no real conclusion. So hockey, we're not talking about college basketball yet, man. It's fucking August. Hockey doesn't exist. However, the Bruins re-signed David Krazy,

who spent last year in Czech Republic. We're going to, we're going to play it like it's 2011 again. This team is going to go 30 and 52, but shattered the record for penalty minutes for a team by 200 million years. This team is going to stay in the basement all year. I don't give a shit as long as they commit harm to the entire Atlantic. Apparently, Ivan Fedotov, who did play for the Flyers. He was on trial,

but a case was adjourned for military evasion in Russia. Come on, man. He played for the Flyers. Isn't that punishment enough? What do we got? It's worse than the Nets right now. Just joking. Soccer, they lost 3-1 to Cincinnati.

We're still at the top of the East. Soccer makes no fucking sense Voicemails, let's get into it Yeah, oh shit, let me upload them I gotta delete? Oh dude, you just missed, oh that's a heartbreaker Flores, the game's tied Base is loaded, no outs

Okay, I think I can do the voicemails Alright, so it's either Charlie from Roxburgh Or Zach from Pittsburgh. We'll see. Hey, Liam. Hey, Tom. Charlie. That's Charlie, bud. You know, after six in a row, you finally

lost the game. It was only July magic. You know, not going enough. Went to Cincinnati. Former assistant from last year. Got their number. you know not going in a you know went to Cincinnati you know former assistant from last year got their number you know got beat bad

you know it's very hard to hard to get upset when you know win six in a row and they drop a game yeah you know it's almost time looking forward a couple more weeks got birds bird season

go birds update not dead walking home good not in Cincinnati thank you but uh if you're walking home from Cincinnati we can pick you up

yeah that's a bit of... I'll buy you some antriod tickets, dude. I'll get you the first class, whatever, business class, so you can sit in the lounge. All right. I think that's over. All right. All right. But yeah, thanks, Charlie.

We appreciate the union coverage, because it's the only union coverage you're getting. Yep. All right. This should be Zach from Pittsburgh. appreciate the union coverage because it's the only union coverage you're getting. Yep. Alright. This should be Zach from Pittsburgh. Hey, Tom and Liam. It's Zach T from Pittsburgh again. Pronouns T and him. Just walking in a very

hot Sunday night in Pittsburgh. Anyway, I know a lot of your guests have been talking about lowly horror stories. Mine's a little less anyway I know a lot of your guests have been talking about little league horror stories mine's a little less physical painful more psychic damage so my only playoff game was

a long time ago we were down at the top of the inning we're starting to make a comeback I for one hit like a good double and then in the time run get all the way home We're starting to make a comeback. I, for one, hit like a good double. And then in the time run, get all the way home,

stomp on home plate, and this is very important, get into the dugout, start high-fiving people. My dad, who, again, who I should stress is not the coach. He's in the dugout, though. Tells me to go run and slide into home plate because he thought I'd missed home plate for some reason. Again, the catcher has the ball by then. Tagged me out, game over. That was my playoff experience.

I never knew before that I wanted to hit someone with a baseball bat. That umpire is forever my enemy. Anyway, yeah, fuck Penn State, hail Pitt, and go IEP. Alright, did you say IEP? I-U-P-P-S-M.

Yeah. Yeah, go IEP. Sure. Why not? Yeah. We support the PASI schools here. PASI. Absolutely.

PASI. Yeah. Absolutely. All right. Well, thank you. Yeah. Thank you, Zach. We don't have any DMs this week so feel free to uh do that yeah

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