Ten Thousand Losses - Daddy!

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

ITS PODCAST CHRISTMAS YOU GET TWO EPISODES THIS WEEK. Liam stops Tom from doxing himself multiple times as they talk about their FBI files. We look up shirtless baseball players (insert hot face emoji), how the Sixers suck, and some of the guys who we took in the NFL draft. We also answer some listener voicemails, revealing Liam's status within the Province of Quebec (it's not good).  Obviously recorded before the Sixers showed their whole ass, we will talk about that on Ep. 62.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

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Yes, yes. Highly recommend it. It is, of course, great fun. Yeah. Well, see, you got to be careful podcast yes highly recommend it it is uh of course great fun yeah but so you got to be careful because you're not official yet so no i i will say that today uh for a little wtyp preview uh we did the silver line in boston and uh it being boston i got to say celtics six which is the thing i don't even know if i believe and corinne was quite unhappy she was uh yeah i i don't know uh i know that we both come down from recording and being like all right pay attention to me yeah i took the silver line to two summers back did i tell you that i got yelled at i don't think so so so we took the silver line to go to harpoon and okay so we got off and of course it lets you it lets you off like like in the front like the industrial complex near it yeah so i had to walk a good i want to say oh i mean it wasn't too but

it's like those blocks i know yeah and it's it's a weird part of boston that's like yeah still kind of weird yeah yeah it yeah, yeah, yeah. It reminded me of like South Philly down where like the Ikea is. Kind of that vibe. Yeah. And it was during the day. I wasn't like wearing anything. And then we went to Harpoon.

Harpoon was cool. Shouts out to Harpoon, a workers' co-op brewery. It is. Food's good there too. Food is excellent there. I had a really good pretzel, which is shocking. Yes, the pretzel's good. Outside of is excellent there i had a um a really good pretzel which is shocking outside of outside of um it's basically impossible yeah that and the pretzel at um at alagash was oh yeah yeah but uh so we get we get um we get off the, so we get back on the silver line and take it to,

what is it? Trillium. Yeah. And so I'm carrying a case of trillium beer, some of it, which, which you drank. Thank you.

And then we get back on the silver line. Right. And I didn't know it stopped. And we're both buzzed at this point, my wife and I, and the guy, the driver, like we took like 30 seconds. Like, he's like, yo, yo, we're off. We're off. And we're both buzzed at this point, my wife and I. And the driver, like, we took, like, 30 seconds. He's like, yo, yo, we're off. We're off.

And he's like, can you get off the fucking bus? Get off. Fuck it. We're done. Like, I'm like, Jesus Christ. Like, I didn't hear you the first six times. Like, I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me.

Yeah. Yeah. Be nice. Like, you know, like, all right. Fuck you. Yeah. I was wearing a philly's hat so i you did deserve to suffer yeah it's it's okay yeah yeah yeah i uh i like as boston is my ancestral home uh i i i have managed to to basically i can blend in because i still like deep in my heart of hearts like want the red socks to do good but yeah i i like my mental map of boston sort of fades in and

out and i have gotten i like roz has gotten me hopelessly lost in a city i know better than him wow that's shocking i mean i i like't. It's the same city as Philadelphia. Yeah, I wear the Phillies hat because I know that a Boston guy in Philly would wear a Red Sox hat. I'm fucking with you on purpose. When I was carrying a Trillium, we were staying in this pod hotel right by

the TD Garden, the North Station. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a Boston cop sees me carrying it. He's like,'s like oh no i might not let you oh i can't do the boston accent uh oh no i might and water oh those are those are those for me yeah i can't do it yeah uh pack the cow have it that's for me you got some you got some beer for cheerio yeah yeah so yeah you're just dropping ours like yeah somebody you should fucking god bless her my my grandmother my dad's mom

uh lived in boston and the metro west suburbs her whole life and she had an accent just a mile and a half thick man love it yeah i remember I remember when my dad's brother died. Don't smoke two packs a day and also drink on top of that, kids. Pick one or the other. We were talking about the Bruins. And my aunt Diane goes, yeah, yeah, but I can't remember that. I can't skate. You know, he's a big boy. You can't remember that zeno char i can't like char i can't skate you know he's he's a big boy you can't skate you know and it was just like the fucking god damn like

i can't i used to be able to do a really good boston accent now i can't because i'm with you too fucking long but i uh philly city i'd ever move to like you gotta you gotta find that like a like a line like one of the tricks is you gotta like have a line that you say that helps you get into the accent and actually that's like what like voice coaches teach yeah that makes sense so you just have to get like your dad to say something i i do my favorite thing about my dad is that water water he's largely lost the accent but when he's tired or stressed, it comes right back fucking out. Yeah.

And I remember one time I was in the hospital for a story I am absolutely not telling on this podcast. And my girlfriend at the time called him and he was like, what happened? And I was just like, appreciate that. That's still that's still deep within you somewhere. I mean, you have you've never seen me fucking pissed, but cuz comes out when that happens. I become Delco Dave. I'm not shocked by that.

I know what you sound like in my head now, which is fun, and I think the mark of friendship. Because there was that one guy who was like, oh, you're from Kensington? Not believing you. And I was like, I know where his mom's house is. Tom will stomp you into the dirt oh did you call it kensington you fucking loser it's kensington kensington oh okay yeah no not you wait wait when did this happen was i drunk you were on it was on it was on twitter oh yeah yeah yeah yeah the fucking the the that's a we

figured out who that was that was was the Temple Police Union president. Yeah. He's got like eight sock puppet accounts. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Fuck that guy. Yeah. Fuck you, dude.

Redacted in Allegheny, come through. Yeah. No, fuck it. Allegheny, fuck you. Oh, I didn't want to dox your mom. I thought that'd be a little bit. Well, she doesn't live at Freddy's and Tony's. She lives at Freddy's and Tony's.

Yeah, you have to go. Tom's mom popping out. If you want, you have to go into Freddy's and Tony's and ask for a chingo tomate pandera, and they'll take care of you. They'll take care of you. You'll never have to worry about any of your needs ever again after that.

You'll have food on the tube going right down your throat. It's amazing um but yeah enough shouts out for the antonis i i will say the greasiest windows in the world the the new uh the new i said this to you but the new uh po box for for um well there's a problem is at basically kna nice and it's great because i go in there and uh and the ladies running that post office are running a fucking naval vessel oh you have to got it next got it next i i have never waited in line i have never like they're just like you ready sweetie and i'm like oh my god i it's like, I want to impress those women so bad. Me too.

Me too. My dream in life is to impress the ladies at the K&A post office. I think it's an unattainable goal. Like, I think you'll never, like, you, it would be, if you do impress them, they won't let you know. It'll be like a slight head nod or wink or something like that. It's the one on willard street that's the one i'm talking about like right between uh allegheny and westmoreland willard street wait what yeah allegheny oh my old post office yes god damn that's right um my grandma's buried

there like nearby oh wait hold on wait wait hold on lying willard the willard street by like emerald street willard and emerald yeah oh never mind oh i knew i uh my best friend growing up lived right around the corner i was thinking you're talking about the one on uh on the fucking iriav no no no i i want to go back to uh denapoli pizza though denapoli pizza denapoli pizza it's like uh it's like front and allegheny i ate there once and it was it fucked me up good you want to you want to go somewhere that uh you'd be shocked as good i wouldn't be shocked the olympia at Allegheny and Howard. I believe that.

It has a painting from like the 1940s on the side that says like good food. Yeah, I would go there. There's a spot. Fuck it. I think it's on Allegheny. It's near Campbell Square, which is called fucking Sean Thornton's. Sean Thornton's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got me terrifically drunk and fed for like

nine dollars yeah that's um yeah that's that you're yeah all right yeah you're firmly port port richmond but yeah it's port richmond yeah yeah that's um but you're by bvm uh yeah uh yeah my friend used to teach at bvm yeah so you're yeah that yeah those are those are the hangs um well it's like uh i remember roz telling me about how he would go to the syrenka which is closed rip um the richmond the the 15 trolley construction uh ended up destroying it yeah thanks for nothing stickheads but it's like i just imagine him like like it's it's kind of around yeah around there where like where i learned how to play baseball at the park right there yeah i like uh's it's kind of around yeah around there where like where i learned how to play baseball at the park right there yeah i like uh was it munkovich is that the park there

think so right by 95 next to the aggregate we're never gonna we're never gonna stop bantering about fucking philadelphia and places we've lived yeah turn it off if you don't like it yeah sorry sorry you don't like hyper local podcast sorry that one. Go to Burns is go to all the good. Go to Freddie and Tony's. Go to Freddie and Tony's. Yeah. Why not? They got two locations.

I would go to the Allegheny one. If you're like scared of, of the city. Yeah. That, that, that, that one's less intense than the one on front street.

If the one on front street is still open. It's still open. Front Indiana. Yeah. That's still open. Front Indiana open front indiana yeah that's still open front indiana front indiana is a is a hell of a place i that's uh the only place i've seen ms-13 yeah i was driving i was driving down front and uh the guy guy bunch of guys with face tattoos stopped all traffic and let their boys pull out in their purple or whatever uh 300 with

spinning rims uh completely tuned it out they got back into it and they drove off and i looked at what i was like what guys with mary tattoos on their faces like oh that was ms-13 cool cool yeah absolutely i mean i wasn't gonna fuck with them. Exactly. I know my place. Yeah. But shouts out to the Badlands. Shouts out to Needle Square. Yeah. Hey, man. People got to go somewhere.

Thanks for nothing, CSX. Yeah. Yep. Yep. You know, it's funny. That camp still shows up on Google Maps, but I'm pretty sure that's been completely cleared out. I thought it had been. They just destroyed one near my house, which I'm not thrilled about.

It's like, well, where are these people supposed to fucking go? They don't give a shit. No, they don't give a fuck. And if it's New York, you can just get them a chokehold. Right. We talked about that at length. Oh, there's your problem. Yeah, the death of humanity.

It's fucking sick.. Good. Yeah. The death of humanity. It's fucking sick. Love it. Yeah. I love the news has gotten us so ramped up that people are just willing to just shoot anyone who steps on the property or steps out of line near them in public or choke them or murder them, whatever like that. Yeah. It rules, honestly.

It's so cool. And even the minor bump up in crime left over from the pandemic still hasn't is nothing like what shit was in the 90s and right people people just will not let go of that narrative um your your local news is run like your local news is not biased it's fucking like it caters to real estate and like small like business interests like they don't give a shit about people who can't afford to live in their houses no they don't or buy their buy their dumb shit people have a right to not be choked out on the fucking i can't believe i had to say that shit but people have the right to like have like a mental health like problem and not die from it exactly you know it's it's like we've

all like every every human's gonna have a moment of mental health where like shit i've had one you've had one oh yeah yeah and and you could be the most you know quote unquote like mentally sane whatever you know my wife's very very level-headed but you know she was telling me she went to costco there was too many people she started having sensory overload it can happen to anybody. You know? Yeah. Too many free samples. What am I going to do? I don't know. Wow, we got heavy. Yeah.

Alright, let's celebrate. The Philly Proud Boy guy is going to jail. Eating shit. Yeah, fuck you, you piece of shit. Fucking asshole. God damn it. Fuck you. Fuck the guy. fuck the people yeah yeah guess who's not going to federal prison us yeah you really probably should yeah i i really wonder what my uh fbi file looks like my dad has requested his and they've blocked it numerous times see the thing is if i request it as as um i would that tie to the to the other that's and that's what i don't want to do oh yeah i don't

want to tie it to my you shouldn't talk about your yeah yeah Sorry. I just want you to stay safe out there. Yeah. Um, stay, stay frosty. Uh, uh, fuck you. We were talking about this before I, I spent the 10 minutes I was waiting for Liam to get his water bottle.

Um, I was doing stuff. Yeah. I, I spent that time. There's a guy whose account I'll, I'll fucking say it on here. I don't give a shit.

Go on the Reddit. There's a guy whose account is called, uh say it on here. I don't give a shit. Go on the Reddit. There's a guy whose account is called... Let's see. Philly Account. And it's some right-wing libertarian guy who... He hates the state stores. And he guys it in common sense language. um i'd be shocked if the guy actually lives in the city yeah he does yeah um um but he's a libertarian so sometimes he'll say shit that you

know it's like that like all right he is i i know that symbol yeah not like weird i know it's like a pixelated i've seen that before it's like a philly flag uh icon yeah yeah fuck that guy um yeah so go downvote him um you can ban me reddit for that for for encouraging downvoting but go call him a baby go call him what are some good insults for libertarians pedophile i guess pedophile pedophile actually it's a fibophilia well actually uh during medieval times uh the age 16 was considered really adult like fuck you yeah don't don't tell me that actually raise the age of consent to 25 you know what raise it to never no one has sex no no one has sex shut up we're all shakers now we're gonna be congratulations

dickheads we're making nice furniture nice furniture yeah exactly yeah you you like that silverware we're all oneida commune oh man oh and then uh the last fuck you is to my l5 S1 disc, which I mildly protruded doing 30-pound fucking dumbbell rows. Oh, buddy. Patrick and I have this joke that we're going to start

a podcast called A Council of Hembos. Not The Council, because it's autonomous, so there might be more than one. I know someone's at the council because um you know it's like autonomous so there might be more than one i know someone's at the front door doorbell but i'm recording if only ai was that smart um well i can tell it but yeah uh where the where all the himbo's online like form a council and we try to like improve someone's life i like that and they could start with me but i can't edit it that's all um all right so fuck my fuck like intelligent design my ass fuck yeah if god is real i want to talk to him yeah that's that seems fair really the disc can't heal itself because

there's no blood vessels wow smart design oh my toen Oh, my toenails had to have cauterized because they kept getting infected. Really great. Or this hair pattern. Look at this. What is this? I look like Avatar guy. You do look like Avatar guy.

I've had students make fun of me for that. I feel bad saying that. Shave your fucking head like I tell you to. My beard is becoming silver whirl. Shave your fucking head. I've been lazy. I was depressed. Get a skull fucking head. I've been lazy. I was depressed.

Get a skull shaver. I'll buy it for you. I have one. You have to cut it down first with a clipper. Do you? That's annoying. Yeah. So if I forget after like three days, I got to clip it again.

That is annoying. Yeah. Yeah. My wife won't look at me. Oh, I'm sure she will. She looks at my head. She looks right at this and stares at it she's like when are you gonna shave that never never fuck you i had a dream this morning that had my luscious golden locks back or not golden but my luscious wavy locks back and it's like do i do i do i buy the fucking medoxinil whatever it is and try one last time. It's like, nah.

Nah. Nah. Who gives a shit? We all die anyway. No one's going to tell that by my skeleton. Oh. Because I want them to leave my body for future historians. Fair enough. Yeah. Like, specifically, like, do it that way. That or turn me into an apple cider tree

so people can get fucked up. I like that. I respect that way. That or turn me into an apple cider tree so people can get fucked up. I like that. I respect that. Yeah. All right. Hello. It's been 20 minutes. Hey, what's going on?

Hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. Suck my dick, writes Ricky Sanchez. I'm never going to stop going after them. No, that's fine. That's fine.

I don't think any word has gotten to them. Oh, the ice cream man's outside. Mr. Softy. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he and him. And with me is our co-host, Ye. Liam. Hi, I'm Liam Anderson.

My pronouns are also he and him. And right now, in case you're wondering what I'm doing while I'm talking to Tom, he is finally getting around to... Yes. Finally getting around to recording, to uploading the audio versions of the of the bonus episodes oh shit yeah it's finally happening i've been nagged enough times i i would just like it if you could give you like a request if you had like a youtube playlist of the bonuses we do oh okay why i guess i didn't see it okay well no i don't know that that's public

one second oh oh uh yeah hang on one sec i mean i'm a i'm a ten dollar level patron yeah i know you are thanks for the money yeah it's it's it's that that was conditional that none of you spent on sports oh i hey yeah we should talk about that the alabama coach did you see that alabama baseball coach got fired because he like instructed someone else to bet on his account the the the findings are not public yet but the the sort of company that contracts with the sec in order to like look at like suspicious betting raised flags and now he is fired oh i thought it was like a i saw like this picture in the news but i thought it was uh the braves because the a looks the same right it does i'm stupid that's stupid they use surveillance cameras in the sports book

to record the suspicious better communicating with bohan at the sports book to record the suspicious better communicating with a hand at the time he was placing the bets in question. Jesus Christ. You're on camera everywhere. Don't assume you're never not on camera. No. Um,

yeah, dude, that's fucking what I, I think we've said, have we said this on this podcast band, like sports betting should be legal with ban. It's advertisement. Just like, I think we have said have we said this on this podcast ban like sports betting should be legal with ban its advertisement just like cigarettes i think we have said that yes and that is something i think we both can agree upon yeah yeah yeah it's a it's a vice like i it shouldn't it shouldn't be the purview of the fucking mob right yeah it should not be anywhere near yeah fuck this shit

it's yes and at the end of the day gambling's like a predatory industry it is yeah that that fucking sucks yeah don't don't do that um fangraphs has like a mile long article on it which is probably good but i can't read that now um but yeah yeah don't do that don't don't i mean if you're you know uh i guess not affiliated with the team do whatever you want as long as you can afford it i i gotta say i'd like shout out to to to my former my deceased grandmother who would go to the casino with 20 and that's all she would spend yeah i like i i'm just not gambling is somehow the one device i never picked up yeah the same i i if i did it would be it would destroy me like right i'm glad i haven't picked it up oh yeah because

it's such a dopamine hit like adhd bait kind of thing yeah fuck that um because because every so often you i'll see stuff and i'm like yeah maybe you know my wife would be like well if you know a lot about sports like maybe i could bet something and you know if it's like they're giving you free shit like you could like turn it i was like you could but that's gonna become a thing yeah that's gonna be let's not do that yeah let's not do that yeah um all right uh yeah so uh stay away from that yeah We want to stay away from that. Yeah, we want to stay away from that. Announcements.

Let's see. This is Cinco de Mayo. We're recording this. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Eat shit, France. Yeah. And it's not Mexican Independence Day. It's the anniversary of the Battle of Puebla.

Yeah. That was post-Napoleon, right? Yes. Yes, that was post-napoleon right yes yes that was um 18 either 1840 something or 1860 something i was reading the article i was reading the wiki uh earlier but i don't have it in front of my france really putting its fingers in pies they love doing it they love doing it and now they're mad now they're mad that uh they're not the lingua franca anymore no too bad too bad yeah did you see that did you see that tiktok that went around with the the quebecois woman jesus fucking christ someone run into my house man it sounded like explosion jesus this this quebecois woman she's it's that style tiktok video where you're saying something

incredibly condescending while doing your makeup and i don't understand why that's the same people and she was talking about how um english speakers because english is too simple you don't have as many brain cells okay and i'm like oh you're just doing eugenics at this point yeah that's just eugenics thank you don't don't look up the because it was like it was doing the rounds on twitter and on um reddit like don't look up this video if you like unless you want to be mad i'm not going to do that uh i just said you're youtube like what is that i just sent you the youtube link of the the playlist thank you i was gonna say you already are on the outs with the quebec wow so yeah good i i heard that

voicemail sorry at the end's mom yeah i haven't i haven't loaded the food it was funny all right we'll get to that uh so um announcements so take of the mind we're recording this let's see i got one more put out and then the bonus with patrick on mma that should be done this weekend so but cool thank you yeah i might cut that it depending if that doesn't happen but it's fine i i'm i'm at the point where there's six weeks left of school things are kind of chill keystone exams are coming up so there's like a week i don't have to do jack shit so right we hit we have left the hell of february march and truly two of the worst months absolutely dude yeah fuck those months um and voicemail call in 267-371-7218 give us your name and pronouns patreon.com slash 10 000 losses only a dollar only a dollar thank you to our new patrons yes

there are a couple uh all right yes uh no one no one brave enough to do the 700 levels here yet although we can't really blame you honestly yeah um all right so um so we drafted an asshole kind of i guess in the the bird yeah we should talk about that my brother my brother texted me he's kind of upset he he doesn't like he's really big on like the role model thing i know i know uh because i know he was the one who freaked out about uh vic right that's violations greg oh my bad yeah whose uh relation relationship to me is redacted um yeah no you haven't met my brother oh i have not yeah we should uh fix that at some point that'd be fun yeah bring bring my uh bring my niece and nephew over that would be very entertaining here's uncle liam uh you know my my nephew's old enough to be like cool he'd be like what's up let's he'd be shy first

but as soon as you start laughing it'd be cool um let's and he'd want you he'd want you to read like a space book to him or something like that okay i could read his facebook yeah you can read i i i have that i have i have read yeah yeah um yeah so uh yeah jalen carter um are you so we have the entire alabama uh defense at this point i think georgia georgia georgia sorry sec teams are getting mixed up yeah no worries um what's really the difference between alabama georgia anyway there's not much not much yeah um yeah so he had like a driving he was he was in a race yeah yeah right sick cool yeah except that the people he was racing spun out crashed killed two people yeah one was a player wasn't yes one was a player and then he also got cited again for doing like 70 in the on campus or something yeah he did i i don't know i'll be

honest i don't really know how i feel about this like i understand that you that you make dumb choices as a kid and i but it doesn't mean the eagles needed to draft him i you know i i don't know how i feel that's i'm i'm conflicted right because the and i know that i would feel like i i'm gonna be honest and be that i you know i'm human and my my you know if if that same kid had been had been arrested for, like, animal cruelty, I would absolutely under no circumstances want him on the team. Right. But this seems like a tragic

accident more than a... But he lied about being there, and, like, it doesn't look good. Like, we all do dumb shit when we're young. I understand that. Now, none of do dumb shit we're young i understand that now none of the dumb shit i did as a kid as far as i know right um but i think i mean there's a lot of good guys on the team maybe that could help i think so that how he tend has tended not

to draft any assholes i mean we did have that like the Practice squad third string or whatever Pedophile they cut him immediately Right So the I think the Eagles front office Kind of has a sense about Philly doesn't like that type of

Bullshit I mean there are the assholes who don't give a shit But overall Philly Kind of wants Players to be good decent decent, good guys who are hardworking. That's like what matters. Yeah. So, I mean, I hope like because like Jalen Hurts is like a watch. We say this in six years later, some man comes out. As far as we know, he is like unapproachably like a decent guy.

He's too wholesome. And hopefully like and let's see hurts he was was he alabama before he went to oklahoma yes he was all right this is all right so at least you know maybe a fellow scc guy can kind of you know hey i get it and there's a few georgia defenders on the team now maybe like take him under their wing and just be like hey man like that shit won't fly here you will be cut yeah yeah do not don't race a charger on 76 yeah because there's no room to do it no um yeah i mean otherwise i don't know if there's you have any other like notes on the draft um um do we do anything else that i'm not thinking of uh other than the normal howie genius um i'm trying to take a look at who we got uh we have deandre swift

um i'm trying to think who is it who's the running back didn Did we pick up a running back? DeAndre Swift. Yeah. And, yeah, we drafted a backup quarterback. And, yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I have too many notes on that. I personally haven't been paying too much attention. Don't blame him. Yeah. Nolan Smith, Tyler Steen, Sidney Brown.

These guys don't say anything about it. All right. Whatever. We can talk about that more as the season gets closer. Sure. I like that the playlist name is in very bad romance language. I thought you would like that. Yes. Nice. Oh, there's stuff on there that I haven't seen.

Like what? What's dowsing for girls? Oh, that's the bonus for last month. Oh, I haven't seen that one. Then what's the deal with? That's the airplane poop episode that just came out. Oh, so the titles are starting to have much less to do with. Yeah, you should see some of those titles. They're real bad. Because i see them i see them in zencaster so i saw like poop plane right yeah

but yeah these are great all right cool uh all right baseball yeah let's talk about baseball let's talk about aaron nola why you should be dfa'd now yeah so yeah so i had to explain to liam that if we dfa'd him another team could pick him up with us getting nothing um so i think we should see the thing is let me let me let me pull up his uh aaron nola let me pull up his stats because he's i don't think he's got uh two wins two losses a 4.64 era 33 strikeouts and 42 innings pitched a whip of 1.125 so it's whips below 1.2 that's good okay um let's see what's it was era plus uh it's 94 it's fips four uh so that's fielding, independent pitching. So that's definitely... His FIP hasn't been this bad since his rookie season.

Ah. But last year, he had his best fielding, independent pitching. So... Is he as good as he used to be? He was never good. That's the secret. Nah, statistically, he's good. Yeah, statistically, man.

He came in fourth for some my name's ton pain yeah he i mean i mean i don't know i think so they couldn't so he wanted an extension or whatever and they couldn't come to agreement in the in the uh off season right i i i think you trade this guy and flip him for yeah some guys sorry yeah uh He's also an anti-vaxxer, which makes it easier to not give a shit about. Of course it is. Him, Falter, who also sucks. JT.

We need JT. Sorry, dude. JT. Boom's dead. And we don't know who Bryce is, because he was hurt during that series. Bryce is vaxxed. You think he is?

Bryce is vaxxed. If any guy reads cowboy romance novels, my guy is vaxxed. Hockey romance novels. My guy is vaxxed. He's Mormon, though. And he used to follow Candace Owens. I don't know if he still does. At least he donated $500,000 for COVID relief, which I guess is nice.

Bryce Harper vaccine. Yeah, don't worry about it. Is Bryce Harper vaccinated? Here's what we know about. Probably not. He brushed off the pandemic at the start. He donated the COVID relief for Phil Elyse Management Courage vaccination.

Reese Hoskins was an early supporter of vaccination. Some fans seem pretty sure. Get the vaccine, a fan yells at Bryce Harper That's fucking funny I don't think I don't think we would know I think he managed to avoid that Yeah, he did

Yeah His dad's a union guy too It's disappointing Yeah Well, he hits baseball good, so. Where were we? Aaron Noah. But I don't think that's a big problem.

I mean, Alvarado had a particular. We got swept by the Dodgers. Badly. The last game would have been acceptable if it wasn't the sweep, like the complete sweep. Right. The first two games we lost by double digits right it was disgusting and i don't know what's going on me either i mean i inconsistency that the starting pitching last year the starting it's the hitting isn't the problem it's the

starting pitch yeah just I mean we're leaving runners in scoring position that's been a problem and we always do yeah but I know Trey Turner hasn't been what he what he has been well he was sort of promised to be yeah he will bounce back he's always been in stud

um like Cassie has bounced back he's right sick right now um but that was poor showing against the dodgers and not and not the best dodgers team we've seen in recent years i mean they're always good um they are good it's not like they were a year or two ago right yeah i it just sucks yeah it sucks the the losses this year have been particularly brutal. Yeah, I think that's correct.

It's just, it feels like it hurts more already. Yeah, I mean, like Brandon Marsh is hitting amazingly. Nick Castellanos. Bryce Esaf has come back down to earth, but he's still hitting well. Same with Boehm. But yeah, it's, I don't know. And then Christian Pache was doing well.

Then he tears his meniscus. And now we got a hot Red Sox coming in. Yes. And I'm going to see them on Sunday. But the Red Sox apparently are now the – in a single season, the team has already taken out the most starting pitching before the sixth inning yeah so we can't get our problem that's been our problem in philly yeah yep and i think our entire bullpen uh should be shot to yeah into the sun orbit yeah yeah uh junior marty i don't know why we brought him back up he sucks he's fucking terrible dude

that dude sucks i might be better i might be better yeah you could i believe that dude they're not expecting a 48 mile per hour fastball um involuntary slow pitch yeah yeah i mean i could throw it i could throw a slider to fastball i guess my fastball qualifies as a changeup by accident. That's fucking funny. Yeah. Oh, so Bryce Harper got dinged.

So this whole pitch clock thing, if you are not ready, like say you go to first base, right, and you got to do some something and you're not ready, the batter can get a strike on him because of your laziness. Like, so Bryce Harper is trying to put on this elbow brace thing. And he took too long. So they called a strike on, I think it was Castellanos. Right.

And so the Phillies petitioned MLB to allow him to get the extra, just like an extra couple of seconds to put his elbow brace on so he doesn't tear his UCL again. And they said no. Jesus Christ. But he's allowed to have extra time today for the standing O he's going to get. So that's allowed.

That's fun. Because it's his first game back. Sure, sure. But he's not allowed an extra five seconds to put his fucking elbow brace on. That's very stupid. Let the man do it. God damn. This fucking league.

Yeah, exactly. I don't know. We'll see how Bryce is doing. He's not going to be thrown for at least another month or two. He's the fastest player to ever hit the field back after Tommy John's surgery. If he was not a DH,

it would still be another month or two. Alright. It goes to show you converting to Mormonism does unlock powers. Which is good. 160 days. That's pretty fucking impressive. That or the fact that he doesn't drink. That also might do it.

That's probably what it is. He's in insanely good shape. We don't have shirtless Harper picks as far as I'm aware. He's probably just absolutely pristine. All right. I don't know that this works yet are you looking for shirtless harper yeah all right now i gotta look for two shirtless brace harper i was in the wrong oh shit these are holy shit jesus those traps holy shit wow my my man has you could see the line between his biceps and his triceps he's not even flexing wow god damn oh I mean I'm a straight man

but oh you could you could railway daddy Bryce that is that is disgusting he is in insanely good shape yeah and he shaved for that one oh he sure did that's

is that a real picture i think so god damn dude yoked yo those i don't those traps literally the yoke i am that's uh that's a little too yoked um but every athlete's on some form of steroids um That may be why he's healed so fast. That's crazy. Yeah. Cause there's the ESPN issue and then there's him a little older. Right. Oh,

he's got a really trashy tattoo that says Harper on the side. I know. I don't worry about that. That's gross. All right. All right. Now shirtless, you know,

I'm looking up next. No. Short rest. Shirtless. Short rest. Uh, uh uh that kind of looks like me uh not that not that great uh uh you could tell he was a pudgy boy i mean not bad if i look like, I wouldn't be ashamed of myself either. All right, now, shirtless Castellanos. All right, let's see. We should get what's-his-name from batting around on here.

He's an expert. Yeah. Shirtless Nick Castellanos. No, unless that's him in Wolf of Wall Street. It says, Nick Castellanos, Wolf of Wall Street cameo. I don't know if that's real. Uh, no, he doesn't look mancrushes.com. Nick Castellanos.

No. Uh, yeah, he doesn't look like he's, uh, there's a picture of him dressed up as Aladdin. Uh, okay okay with his wife uh uh yeah he looks like just a regular guy he's just gonna really he looks like mac from uh always sunny in that picture that's funny yeah um i will not make any comments about his wife dressed up jasmine no don't yeah yeah well yeah uh but uh good for you nick good for you nick yeah very proud all right uh what what would you do with brace sharper stick yeah yeah yeah 26737172 what baseball players would you like to see shirtless don't tell

don't be shy don't be shy uh uh here i thought that that that this i had a previously i mean boehm shirtless we've seen boehm shirtless he the guy's in shape he's got a weird physique because his arms are really long yeah and he's got weird um uh shoulders i was not expecting that from harper no that was jesus yeah body dysmorphia is starting to creep in right now. You're very handsome, Tom. Sure. As I have Avatar here. Oh, my handsome boy.

Were we talking about that at the beginning of the episode? Yeah, we were. We were? Okay, yeah. Jesus Christ. All right. Anyway, speaking of shirtless guys, Joel Embiid. That was a bad segue. So Joel Embiid. That was a bad segue.

So Joel Embiid's MVP. Yeah, and he fucking deserves it. Yeah. How about that almost 40-point loss? Not so good, except if you're me. Well, if you're you. I hate that our biggest rival is a team with such sick jerseys and yeah almost and it just is insane fan base yeah because i have a lot of respect for the celtics and i know i'll get shit

from this like it's like fuck the knicks who give the shit right um people who like the next hey zach hecht if you're listening suck my butt but uh but the celtics kelly green you can't go wrong with that it's a sick color they have so much history like i've been learning more and more about like early basketball history and like the south how the celtics were just dominant and had these like amazing players that just played their whole career for these guys for them right right it's like yeah um like i mean the part about them only having two black players until the 80s. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that.

Don't worry about that. But, yeah, the Celtics are really fucking good. They are very good. They're a very good team. You got fucking, what's his name looking like? Amadeus out there with the face mask? Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown, yeah.

Kind of like Embiid was last year. But, man, I don't know about this series, man. You got to take three at home. Otherwise, you're going back to Boston. Yeah, exactly. And that arena was insane. Yeah, they're cooking. That was genuinely an embarrassment on national TV.

Yeah, I mean, the Sixers won game one you know game one was an amazing game and then the second game was over by the second quarter when I texted you about the Harden three you did say you're going to fart for 30 minutes on this podcast yeah

there you go you're going to fart for 30 minutes on this podcast. Yeah. There you go. Were you the class clown growing up? No. All right, so that's why you can't do a good fart. No, I was very serious growing up. I'm still very... I'm grim more than I am funny. Yeah, I got really good at doing fart noises.

I was like the second i was like next man up class second chair class clown yeah yeah i would i because no one expected me to because i was such a good student but i would definitely do it when the teacher wasn't looking sure um but yeah we that i don't know what happened just a celtics team that that felt embarrassed and all year has responded like that that happened in the hawks game the air raid yeah the the the sixers were letting them get any three they wanted the the the celtics were playing out of their mind defense you you haven't seen um an aerial assault like that since uh um what's his name harris bomb dresden like that was like yeah oh my god disgusting brutal it was i mean it was brutal but at least at least mb guy wvp and he's uh yeah i

was hopefully seeing that ceremony tonight i'm very excited about that it's very cute to him like crying like my man's earned it he didn't yeah he earned it he earned it and the people who are like truthering that can get fucked he earned it yeah he is uniquely dominant in a way i don't think anyone else is going to have it last year too yeah he should have it's gonna be able to replicate for a very long time. Corinne, if you're listening, see, I told you I appreciate Embiid. Yeah. Don't you have an Embiid jersey? Yeah, I'm wearing it tonight. Yeah, so I thought.

All right. But the Bruins, they lost. They did. They did. They broke my heart in seven. So I was wrong. I was wrong about the Celtics losing and then us playing the Hawks. But I, you know, I guess that.

Yeah. Well, I hope you're happy. Well, like a little bit. I know where you live. I know. You threaten me every podcast. I also know where you live. Yeah.

Mutually assured doxing. It's a poison pill on this one the poison pill episode yes i have them written and ready to go you got pictures from in pictures of each other's liquor cabinets oh jesus um shit uh i don't know bruin's lost uh do you have anything else on these before we go to the the voicemails uh no I'm I'm good

uh fuck the Flyers no one gives a shit about the Flyers I like the word Philly Sportscast that goes out of its way to refuse to talk

about the Flyers they're they suck and they have like it's not like the fan base is like like worth it

yeah it's a bunch of delco racists like i don't give a shit right all right we got lee from minnesota which we definitely didn't play before and i definitely didn't have a few state hey my name is liam i've called in a bunch before but i'll see him uh minnesota guy fuck it yeah um so yankees pitcher johnny britos headed to the minor johnny britos i don't know if you saw but okay different guy meaning the twins were up nine and oh tonight and it was very pleasant fuck penn state yay liam hey tom did i miss any oh this was his oh my god was this his debut april 2nd right right up there dude that fucking sucks just getting bombed for nine by the twins fuck no fucking thank you dude that fuck that Yeah. I don't even have anything funny to say. That just blows.

Yeah. Yeah, you can't, like, kick a guy when he's down, right? Yeah. Dude, I'd fucking give up nine. Like, I'd give up 20. Fuck me. Oh, man.

Yeah, that's... Yeah, we're pro-labor on this podcast. Yeah, we are. We are. We are, definitely, for sure. Fuck. All right. We are. Definitely. For sure. Fuck. All right. All right. Which Charlie are we going to play? We have a lot

from Charlie. I guess I'll play the latest one. Yeah, why not? Hey, guys. Charlie. He, him. First person to call from an MLS suite. I'd like to thank the good people over at ThreadFox and the Heritage Foundation

and Lockheed Martin and the Rann Institute and Bain Capital for hosting me and my friends up during the game, especially when it's raining. You hooked them up. You just pretty much got, got the, got the win tonight. Mika,

Blue Rock getting a hat trick, plus an own goal. Yeah, that's Dave being annoying. Yeah, getting the goals. They did let up two, but three points to three points. On to on Wednesday

hosting LA I've seen in the semifinals of the copycast oh sorry my phone's in a bag so that's what the sorry my phone's in a bag

yeah we lost yeah thanks thanks for calling in Charlie maybe he's cursed maybe we're cursed yeah

they tied the first game and they lost the second one three nothing yeah fucking la um not a real city um all your neighborhoods were sundown towns until the 50s you're not fucking wrong dude yep uh all right uh and then i'm trying to think which etienne do we want because we got four from etienne do you do you want to do just the latest one yeah all right so if you listen yeah sorry it's it's my fault because i suck at getting to this shit um we have uh so yeah we have um if you haven't listened to the latest bonus, go do that.

And then this Etienne voicemail will make a lot more sense. Hi, this is Etienne. I recorded the bonus about the stadium, and I made my mom listen to it because she was very interested. Why? She was upset about Liam bad-mouthing French people. But not that much. And I told her, basically, that's how Liam jokes. Let's all fucking relax. She was kind of okay with it.

So I think she's fine. Thanks. Thanks, dude. La mama de Etienne. Wasn't I doing the offensive accents the whole episode? I was going like, hey, je m'assoulais. Smell like cigarettes and smear. I was the one making fun. Racism.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I was doing the, apparently my offensive accents don't offend the Quebecois. But you saying minor bad things about the French, which you are on record as a Francophile, by the way.

I am. Yeah. If only the Quebecois're actually french and not some jesus yeah that's fucked up i'm like because i'm like an anglophile which is fucked up oh are you oh dude a bit yeah yeah i don't that's okay we all We all have our sins to atone for. I mean, those who know, it's definitely not now. I don't like British shit now. I liked the shit a thousand years ago.

Right, yeah, that's fine. That's really cool. Yeah, that sucks. Sorry, Liam. But I guess his mom thinks I'm cool. so i'm i'm a real man apparently i can get fucked yeah jewish grandmas love me and now uh quebec wild moms love me by congratulations property yeah i do i i was when i was going to doctor today i opened the

uh i opened the door for an elderly woman and held it open for her. And I got that like, oh, thank you so much, young man. It's like, all right, that's right. I'm in my 30s. I'm in my 30s. I hold open a door for a grandma. I got you. You could be a horrible grandma.

I don't know that. I have no idea. I have no way of knowing. I have no way of knowing. It's nice to see a young man with manners. I have no way. Yeah, you're going to see a young man with manners. I have no way. Yeah, you're going to say go say racist shit when I'm not looking. But I don't know.

Oh, fuck. All right. I think that that calls. That's a pod. Don't you think? We call it a pod. Yeah, man. All right.

Well, shout out to the North Catholic tier patrons. Patrick Amschon, P. Mike S., Amanda B., Steve and D. There's no new 700 level patrons. Fuck you. Wait, how much is 700 level? Three fucking dollars. No, there's a new one. You made a new one? No.

Yeah, there was a new patron today. 700 level. There was a notification for one, but it's not new. I shouted them out in the last one. Oh, HJD Transit? Yeah, because I said it's nice to have a transit. It's nice to have a train that follows us. That makes sense.

Yeah. Well, thank you. I don't know what's happening anymore. Yeah. Roll on Fugue States now. Yeah, Fugue States is great. Takata and Fugue and D-Minor, you should listen to that. Yeah, Banger.

Banger's the only. That's the spooky Halloween music. um takata and fugue and d minor you should listen to that yeah banger bangers only that's the spooky halloween music um but the second half is definitely underappreciated the fugue part uh yeah uh voicemail 267-371-7218 give us your name and pronouns dm and following us i'm at tohook and tp and he's at not lame interest with zero because he's elite patreon.com says 10000 losses for the bonus episode where you can hear Liam be incredibly offensive to the French somehow.

And then my... Yeah, apparently it just slides right off somehow. Yeah, that's sweet. Je suis non-effetif. Yeah, no fucking rules. I love it here. Yeah. What's up, Etienne's mom?

Yeah, sorry. Thank you. Thank you, Etienne's mom um i'm sure you're a lovely person yeah um i'm not gonna insult the listeners mothers i'm not gonna insult no just the listeners thank you listeners thank you yeah thank you etienne uh fuck the habs by the way uh patreon.com so seth as well this is like i said other podcasts well there's your problem um i don't know what else are we what else are we vlogging anymore nothing uh nothing nothing not right to ricky sanchez the guy the guy who makes the animated wtyp uh do do one that i was on you coward yeah yeah i don't know who this person standing up is supposed to be which what are we watching

the one where that's alice i'm clearly on the right because i'm wearing a sixers jersey and holding a beer is that is that oh devon in the back ross is standing up is that ross yeah and is is that supposed to be devon in the background i think yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen Roz do that pose before? I've seen you. I've seen your eye get that big. Yeah, I've seen Roz

do that face before. I've never seen him get angry at Alice like that. Mostly because you've never recorded in the same room. Yeah. Yeah.

Don't worry. Yeah. I'm sure you'll get to it. We'll get to it. Someday. Yeah. All right. Fucking bye, everybody. All right. Bye. I'm sure you'll get to it someday alright fuck it bye everybody alright bye

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