Ten Thousand Losses - Death Threats

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

The boys discuss clear and present dangers to Tom's life, the Phillies postseason chances, and what the hell is up with the Eagles. Leave us a voicemail! (give your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of sales, make John Cooney. We're live.

We're live. Yeah. Live. From the bunker. From the bunker. I'm so scared right now there's a guy on twitter he sent me things

yeah I'm hiding in the bunker right now not to reveal too much aren't you strapped I am pretty strapped I am known for starting the Philadelphia SRA

I was the first one nice i i have taught several leftists in the city how to shoot guns so um yeah that's why it's great growing up in central pennsylvania i came pre-equipped yeah yeah i love i first off like come on like you're gonna you're gonna threaten to shoot me on twitter like that's like you put uh make sure you put my comment in the uh exhibition right you know like exhibit one uh your comment imagine going to the arraignment be like well you know your honor my uh my client he didn't really intend it was a crime of passion it's like well this comment made on twitter uh 14 days prior no your your client is a real dumb dummy bail denied yeah bail denied murder one uh

very stupid just very stupid yeah this that but you know what this is this is what happens with with threats in general and we were talking about this how like my kenzo brain just wants to be like all right yeah go ahead do it see what happens please i would love you to try because most of the time when people are people who talk most of the time it's it's not always the case but usually the people who talk shit the loudest are the people who are least likely to do anything there are people who are unhinged and will talk shit and like if you get me to the point where i'm like in your face yeah like i'm i've already made the decision that i'm gonna i'm willing to fight you right yeah um but i won't i won't do that like and like my philosophy with like guns is like you're not

this guy's a profile picture of a gun whatever like that but like you you're gonna pull a gun like that's that means and this is what they teach you like that you only pull that gun when you're ready to to take a life that's that's what like the responsibility of being a firearms owner is you do not brandish a firearm that's not gonna do anything like like like it's gonna get you in trouble you know but you figure to be a be a dickhead walking around with a with a piece acting like you're a big swinging dick. You're just waiting for someone to fucking... Rob you. Yeah, rob you. Call your bluff.

Well, these guys, you know, who so proudly put their fucking NRA or I'm a gun owner shit on their car. Have you ever heard of just being like Ray Rock and being neutral? Don't attract attention to yourself. That's a great way.

Bolin Labe means please come and take my gun. Yeah. Please come and take my guns because I'm going to make it very obvious that I'm armed. Right. And, and yeah, these dipshits do have guns and,

and the guy can't even make good threads. I mean, like, like unless you tweet the guy, he stopped responding after I said, yeah, I wish you're like, yeah, go ahead, dude. You know? know oh yeah please keep thinking that i'm not strapped at your own you know peril yeah your own peril please

assume that i had a good tweet in and i like you seem pretty upset given that you went immediately for weird tough guy posturing when we both know you would be too scared to even raise your voice to one of us in the real world. And I was a little annoyed. I didn't get any response to that. No. Because he's not even a good sport. This guy's not even a good sport. Right. You know, if you're going to be like a dumb, like I've encountered dumb right-wing trolls, or at least were funny.

At least could keep the bit going. This guy seems like an idiot. I'm looking at the guy and I'm just like yeah i could fuck you up pretty easily oh yeah there's cool like if that's like your persona is i'm a guy has a gun and and there's a reason there's a reason why someone would posture that way right you know and then there's reasons that and there's people I know Who are phenomenal shooters Like Pistol fucking target shooters

Who compete They don't have a gun in their profile Why would they feel the need It's like you know It's the guy telling you Like I said it's the guy telling you he's going to fuck you up But it's like meant to be like look at me I'm this cool bad

This person this dude hasn't developed past the stage where like i'm gonna do a badass thing right therefore i'm going to that's gonna make me badass by by presenting myself as a guy who shoots a gun right right no i i just like i you know obviously like you know you can go back forth on what i really care but like i think it's like i'm i'm uh you know at the age and stage of my life i'm like things have to get really dire before i'm willing to like use my physical use physical force to you but like once i've committed i've committed right right um my my wife knows this about me you where... I used to like fighting back when I had knees and not seven concussions. Yeah, I don't like fighting. I used to like it, and then I got old.

And I don't like that adrenaline dump and shit like that. It sucks. And I'm an adrenaline junkie. But, you know, if it gets to the point where I'm, like, ready to, like, all right, I'm going to have to throw down. I'm going to have to throw down. Like, I get myself ready. Like, it sucks.

And I'm the moron who stops shit, like, in public transportation, stuff like that. I've done it before. The last time I almost got in a fight was over that. I think I might have told the story where the guy was picking on, like, two teenagers in front of me. He was, like, a 45-year-old drunk piece of shit. I took it for like 20 minutes and I said, dude, shut the fuck up. Then he tried to fight me.

The conductor was like, no, you're in the right. Let's get you in the other car. You're good. You didn't do anything wrong. Thank you for telling him to shut the fuck up. But you need to go. I don't want you getting arrested over this dickhead um he's getting off the next stop but uh but yeah that shit sucks but i i mean i think the listeners to to this podcast are not the type of people who are going to be like super bravado right no it's it's it's toxic bullshit yeah it's it's toxic it makes you an asshole like you have

to be you like saw the tweet that went around uh a few days ago that was like are you constantly like all men are constantly analyzing the room for threats like no uh uh when i'm if i've been drinking i'm like could i fuck this guy up or i mean i mean i meet a new significant other. That's always the, like, how tall are they? Just in case I have to fight them. So my brain, I think this is

like growing up where I grew up, where That makes more sense. Yeah. York, right? York-ish. York, York, Pennsylvania. I did not grow up in york city i grew up in the burbs yeah and you're the hospital so i could just walk and uh yeah i know there's like rough parts of the wait you were born in the hospital you just walked home yeah my little feet

look at this guy go man he's a real go-getter um right into traffic uh shit what was i gonna say no like when i'm out in public or in a i kind of am always scanning the room like my wife and i will go for a walk and i'm just like hey let's go to the other side of the street she's like why i'm like this there's something off with this like it's just like it's like these like weird little cues that get picked up on like by body language i'm hyper vigilant i think of like it's probably like some trauma shit that isn't unpacked um but like i almost fought a guy in italy he tried to hug me like there's like it's like this guy's gonna come up he's gonna try to hug me. Like, there's like, it's like, it's like, this guy's going to come up. He's going to try to hug me. Like, get the fuck away.

That's too fucking funny. Yeah. Someone's at the front door doorbell, but I'm not going all the way downstairs right now. So. That's a lot. And anyways, so,

so what? There you go. Oh, no. Corinne is getting my, my cider delivery. Oh, nice.

Yeah. Pardon me. So all of this people, cause we're like rehashing Twitter drama on the fucking podcast, but like, it's bad that we're doing this. Yeah. Just,

just so you the listener know, I tweeted an AI generated picture. I got the, the, the being AI generated, like come up with some pretty cool shit where the Philadelphia Eagles are carrying a banner with Karl Marx on it that says Philadelphia. It was great.

Yeah. There was a good one. My favorite is the one, I think the best one is the one I put on the podcast account, which is the GTI with Marlboro Red livery. I loved it. Doing a burnout. And there's a guy in the background hanging out cigarettes.

I tried to get it to hang a handout dip cans but i couldn't get the prompt it was just like soup i was proud of you um shit that's that's that's if this is like the extent of ai art this is what it should be for making dumb shit like this not like imitating uh there wasn't something like tom hanks got like someone was telling me this that tom hanks someone used like a vocal synthesis ai what to get to have like tom hanks endorsed their product that's just almost telling me at work i'm not i don't know i don't know but yeah oh imagine them doing that to us but all you have to do is get access to the files

i've said the worst thing. Like the joke I had to leave on the floor from last time. Oh, you poor thing. All right. Before we get into it, Evan Neal, who was drafted seventh by the Giants and has been terrible so far. The New York football Giants.

Yes. So he went on the record as saying, Boo louder, you're all Fairweather fans. Why would a lion concern himself with the opinion of sheep? The person that's commenting on my performance, what does he do? Flip hamburgers somewhere? You play for the 1-3 New York Giants, my guy.

I'm pro-labor except for the Giants. Dude, don't bust out the flip hamburger shit. Come on, man. Like that. Your labor is... Actually, the person flipping burgers does a more valuable service Than you do playing football

As much as we love sports The guy flipping burgers is going to feed somebody You're Kind of just getting CTA At the end of the day to entertain us It's bread and circuses Come on man You should be with your fellow workers

Not against them You just sound like an asshole Yeah That's Matt Gelb said something like that He's like who are you To some guy on Twitter Like the guy's got like a decent following

It's like come on man Dude you went to Central Bucks West And you have worked for the Athletic Who the fuck are you? Just come with a Phillies beat. And Evan Neal. Yeah, he's also an offensive tackle. And it's like, dude, you guys did horrible.

I watched that Seahawks game. It was terrible. Yeah. He can't block. He's allowed 20 pressures in the sack in four games oh oh this this this um he's not good uh this 2017 picture him's not very flattering and i uh as a a sufferer of of moobs myself um oh that's not that's not a good picture man we don't want that your be your wikipedia picture dude come on that's that's tough get your get your fucking uh pa to change that or or or keep arguing with the media which i'm sure is helpful to you a line well first

off you're a giant not a line see that would work if he was a fucking detroit why would a lie because people would be like oh that's funny at least not even this why does it like it's such a dumb quote i mean i i mean part of it i do like him telling like fuck you for booing me i do like that right that i i respect it fuck you for booing me you know i kind of do respect that a little bit. Lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep. That's like a Jordan Peterson response.

Yeah. A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep. You tell him, Kermit. Jordan B. Hunt. Kermit the Efrot. Jordan B. Hunt Kermit the Frog Jordan B. Peterson here That's all I can do I can't

Bloody Lions I don't know I was screaming too much last night For my voice to be prime So it just means less Impressions for you So Hello last night for my voice to be uh proud of you yeah so it just means less less uh impressions for you uh but so um hello and welcome to another episode of 10 000 losses hi hi the only philadelphia

sports podcast that has ever existed i'm your host tom payne my pronouns are he him and with me is my co-host yay liam hi i'm liam anderson my pronouns are also he him yeah and no guests um i should have um i should have brought the ar out i guess to be the guest to defend myself just in case this is nice did i i don't know if like they told you that when when i was on w2ip as your backup the first time i I had my AR in the background for Alice, so she would be happy. I was like, look what I can have. Look what we got here in the United States.

Yeah. Alright, any announcements? There was a bonus that we did. Go listen to that. We don't have a bonus yet for this month. I don't think we have any announcements. Go to our Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses. Give us a dollar. Our last bonus was the Roz about the fucking

76ers. We'll get a bonus up. Yeah, we got to do one this month. Every month. Every month. And we're getting close patron-wise to where we'll do some live stream thing. We'll do it. Maybe if it gets close enough it could be like

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summary at the top. Like how many you gained and now it's like you've lost one you gain one like i don't need i want to digest i don't need the yeah all right uh we will you want to dm us um or give us a voicemail 267-371-7218 give us your name and pronouns tell us what you would do with that guy who threatened to shoot me his penis. All right. Anyway. Yeah.

Today's pirated game of the day, not pirated, is AL Wild Card, Toronto, Minnesota. All right. So we are recording this. I'm going to try my damnedest to get this out. Oh, the Rangers are absolutely massacring the Rays. Oh, no. Yeah, it's 7-0 Rangers. All right.

So we're recording this. This is the second day of the MLB wildcard. We'll talk more about the Phillies later. But the Rays had 19,000 at their fucking... The lowest since 1919, I think I saw. That fucking sucks. They're getting a new stadium. Let me tell you something.

If the Oakland Athletics had made the playoffs, that place would have been just as bumping as Citizens Bank Park because athletics fans are pretty diehard. So, yeah, fuck that. I fucked the Rangers. But you know what? Don't they both have assholes on each other's team?

Oh, Eflin's pitching today. He got shell-shocked. Yeah. Guess you chose poorly, bud. Nathan LaValle. Sucks. Boston Red Sox legend Nathan LaValle, they're pitching for the Rangers. Yes.

He's one of the best pitchers in baseball now. I think we let him go for nothing. Well, fuck the Rangers. I hope they somehow both of them lose and no one goes to the next round. One can hope. Yeah. Yeah.

Die. I don't know. I don't goes to the next round. One can hope. Yeah. Yeah. Die. I don't know. Well, I don't want the players to die. Just certain players. Go Orioles. That's how I feel. Yeah.

Go Orioles. Um, I did my bracket. If the Phillies don't make it, I'm rooting for the Orioles, but I'm also rooting for an Orioles Phillies. That's what I'm rooting for. World series.

The battle of I-95. Yes. Is it down the shore? Yeah, we're going down the shore. Or we're going down the ocean. You know, is it Natty Bows versus... Do we want to do Yangling? Yeah, we have to.

You trying to crash some Natty Bows? Or... Yo, Koolz, you trying to get some Yanglings? Yanglings. Oh God, they can stop is crab fries versus crab cakes. Try to think what else

I don't know. It's it's it's all we got intact historical city center versus yeah, we paved them shits over 95. Well, it's kind of both.

It's kind of both. I mean, Fells Point does exist. And Fenn Hill's nice. I still, every time it comes up, I get mad at Kevin Bacon's dad. Proud of you. Mad about highways. Mad about highways all right mad about highways new sitcom coming to

nbc mad about highways um i've watched that yeah he's got rise as a sitcom character he's just like every time like that's his like catchphrase or something like that i'm mad mad about highways it's him and your dad sitting on the couch together. Screaming at each other. Yes. That would be fucking funny. All right. You want to talk about how the Eagles don't feel like there should be 4-0?

They're fucking 4-0 and somehow we don't feel okay with that. I remember when I was going to therapy, my therapist would talk about, you got to enjoy the good days while you have it. You're always, one of the things is- Great is the enemy of the good, yes. Yeah. We're definitely doing that because it's like, oh no, things are fine right now. What's going to happen next?

Yeah. We're all like that right now. Exactly, dude. That's exactly how I feel. I'm not going to lie and say I'm not worried about that. I've been saying this consistently, that stretch where we got the Cowboys twice. And the Chiefs and someone else?

Someone else is fucking good. 49ers. Oh, the Niners too, yeah. Yeah, and that's like five games in a row. It's like, oh, fuck. Well, all right, 12 and 5 it is all right 12 and 5 yeah i guess it could be uh we don't we don't want to lose the fucking cowboys twice no we're not going to no um yeah one of the uh i was trying to get um marks lincoln and mlk to be like pointing and laughing at him as he cried like he couldn't he couldn't get it right oh bummer yeah it had

like because sometimes the ai does weird racial coding shit. So it had Marx and Lincoln pointing and laughing, and then MLK consoling Dak Prescott. I was like, we don't want that. He's not a Cowboys fan. It was like a weird... I don't want that one. AI can produce some

fucking racist-ass shit. That doesn't shock me. When you don't want it to. Right. Not even try it. It's because it's all fake. It's all... And then the one last thing,

I just got to get this fucking out of my head, is when I kept rerunning it every so often, I just got straight up the Eugene Delacroix liberty leading the people, but just, like,

fucked up faces. I was like, you did... That's just... And there was, like... You just took that. And there was five... I'll have to find... If I saved it or not there's like five eagles players like just pictures of

eagles players not like just fucking five guys straight up photos in front of the painting i was like which is funny but yeah it is funny and then the other one i got it just straight up gave me um uh washington cross of delaware yeah i yeah so it's like well you only have so many Washington across the Delaware. Yeah. So it's like, you only have so many to work with. Anyway, so yeah, the Eagles. You put in that we're going to lose 13 straight. It feels like we're going to lose 13 straight.

It feels like we're going to lose 13 straight. I mean, the defense has been playing pretty solid, I think. Yeah, but they still need some help. I mean, I think the games have been closer than they need to be. And I think there's some opportunities that haven't been really enacted on. I think the game with the commanders, the penalties was a big. Those were killer, yeah.

There were some bullshit penalties in there, too. And the commanders were getting flags, too. But that was like vague. Those were killer. Yeah. But there were some bullshit penalties in there too. And they were getting, the, the commanders were getting flags too, but that was like a ticky tacky. Yeah. It was, it would hate that shit.

Right. My least favorite version of football is the penalty. Every fucking big play. There's a fucking penalty. Right. It's like, do we really need to do this? Um,

a hundred percent. It's, it's, it's very annoying. It's very annoying.'s very annoying and i think like the concern a lot of people are having about is like jalen hurts why is he not running right that's the concern i'm having yeah i mean he you watch him take the read um but they look like reads and he just hands it off not to say that he hasn't been working with deandre so it's been very good this has been really good but like still, completely eliminating that

threat before you have to, it's foolish. The whole idea of the Phillies are a very option-heavy read option or RPO run-pass option

heavy offense. At least they were. If you're going to never bite on the quarterback like i don't know are they trying to set it up like jalen hurts he's gonna run it and they're just gonna fucking have hurts just have him do it 200 times right yeah do it 200 times like there's people talking about like is he hurt is there like a strain or something like that he looks slower i. I will say that. He looks slower. Maybe he's just been doing more squats and his booty's getting bigger. It's that booty gravity versus booty

strength. Booty gravity. But mass does move mass. That is true. The thicker the booty, the greater the fuck. The greater the booty. greater the pootie

Well I mean that goes without saying Alright The greater the ass The greater the flash No, yeah, fuck, I can't I can't think of The bigger the butt cheeks The more effective the quarterback sneaks

I like that, okay, that I like There you go It's gonna bother me But the birds are doing good, they're 4-0 the more effective the quarterback sneaks. I like that. Okay, that I like. There you go. There we go. It's going to bother me. But yeah, but the birds are doing good. They're 4-0. I love every year at the start of the school year because there's inevitably some Giants fans in my class.

They talk shit. Right. Week one, there might be a little bit. Week two, still starting to die down. By now, they're not saying shit. Not fucking saying a thing. I'm friends with a couple of Giants fans and just watching the... That's so fucking funny.

Watching them bitch and moan. Yeah. Amazing. They're more sad than... The Cowboys fans are annoying, but yeah. I almost... I think I said this last time. I feel a little bit of pity for the Giants fans.

But also, they're like, fuck them. Right. Just a little bit. A little bit. When was the last time the Giants made the playoffs last year? Yeah, they won. They won their game, I think.

And then immediately got blown out by us. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah. Yeah, I don't know why. Oh, no. I just got a horrible notification. Three Philly area breweries announced their closure in three weeks. I saw Liquid Art did.

I never had any of their shit. Please be Evil Genius. Please be Evil Genius. It's not. Liquid Art, formerly Roy pitts oh um the uh separatist did oh stickman i like stickman did oh i like stickman yeah i like stickman too they made some good beers uh uh yeah we're gonna have contraction the beer market that's definitely happening yeah i i know the homebrew market's like real tough right now just from using my old contacts but the i'm glad i didn't get the brewery when i did i was did i ever tell you i was offered a

job like right as i was um yeah starting my student teaching yeah you did i i made the right choice because right now they can't find teachers. Right. And now being a brewer, yeah. You're lucky to have a job, yeah. Yeah, you are. And it's such a – if this wasn't – if this was a beer podcast, I would love to do just how – if you ever do Beer 2 on WTYP, have me on Twitter. Beer 2.

How exploitative the beer industry is it's wild dude love to get into that like at every level it is so fucking exploitative the distribution model how they fucking use unpaid labor you know and actually guess what the fucking bud miller course usually those are union made so yes i have pointed that out to people. We will assault Yingling. That's the thing we have to do. Dude, you talk about fucking getting death threats. You're going to tell them to find you in a fucking Susquehanna? Yeah, it's okay.

Dick Yingling's got a hit squad. Dick Yingling's got a hit squad. Dick Yingling has a posse. That's okay. Yeah. Anyway, so anything else on the birds? Well, we're playing Rams, right? Yeah, 425. Yeah.

405, I can't remember. 405. And, yeah, I think it'll be – I mean, they're not that – they're about two and two, I think. Yeah. So, yeah, I not too too worried about that i'm just worried for that mid that mid-season right that gauntlet we gotta run yeah because last year i think the big thing i think this is the test last year that people were saying

the eagles had a benefit of a really easy schedule relatively speaking. Right. And I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe we'll see. Oh, shit. I forgot. No, God. Let's say the Bills

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe two. Maybe three and one. Yeah, they lost to the Jets. Well, I'm sure Patrick's happy about that. He's a Jets fan for some reason.

Yeah. It's not from there. I know. It's why I'm confused. Yeah. Anyway. Yes. Sorry, my throat is getting a little froggy.

Oh, no worries. Every day, at the end of the day My throat bothers me a little bit And I'm like oh no here it comes Again again Oh no Number five Jesus I hope not

There's a bunch of kids that have it right now Alright anyway It fucking sucks bunch of kids that have it right now all right anyway it fucking sucks yeah i just think it sucks speaking of things that fucking suck yeah james harden situation yeah he's gonna he's at camp now he should have a camp but he's trying he was trying to like it how what kind of holdout is this was like a three-day holdout two days two days two days which is kind of amazing honestly i'm not mad about that just because it's so goddamn funny what's the plan James yeah you gotta tell us actually

you're obligated to tell us where are you going the Dame thing happened you know maybe if you haven't fucking started this shit all the goodwill in the world you could be hanging out Powell's books right now

in Portland. Alas. That's a great bookstore. Shouts out to the only bookstore that actually had a good pro-communism section. Nice. They had a whole leftist slot section. It was fucking sick.

What do you think he wants? He wants a trade, but where? What does he think he what does he think the bucks i've now heard i don't know dude what what do you think it's in this honest like what what does he want in that like right i i don't know what what he expects that's that's kind of where i am with that i like what do you want like what are you gonna do you if you want a shot at the ring, I mean, just play well here. Right. You got a shot at the ring here. I did like Joel Embiid being like,

what makes you think the Celtics and Bucs are so much better than we are now? And I'm like, I like that delusion, bud. Yeah. Yeah. I like that shit. I like that delusion. Yeah. Because Embiid doesn't want to be just back to him.

Yes. Fucking me again. Yeah. Joel Embiid doesn't want to be just back to him. It's fucking me again. Wow! Embiid! Honey, it's time for your 50-point game again. His knees being like, yes, dear. I like that one.

I'm going to have to think that one. That's what it's going to be, man. I don't know. Oh, that's tough. Because we signed like one guy, right? Like, yeah. Yeah. It's not like a big one. Mo Bamba.

We have Mo Bamba now. Yeah, Mo Bamba. And Kelly Oubre Jr. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And Pat Bev. Pat Bev's here. Yeah, we got it, man. If this was NBA 2K 2k what 17 fucking shit like well i don't know if mo bamba was in the

league then but like you know 19 all right um so we got damn it mantras i mean paul reed's back mantras harrell is back but I know. They start in November, right? Yeah. Hockey starts this week. Next week. Which is insane. Is there any prediction on the Flyers are going to be a bargain?

The Flyers are a trash team. Trash team for trash people. You're not biased in saying that. Go Broads, baby. I'm a moron. Did you see those... Speaking of morons, did you see the

Kyrie Irving getting vaxxed AIR? Yes, yes, yes. I liked that a lot. That was very good. Again, this is that's what AI art should be used for. Right. I'm depicting you as the soy whereas I'm the child. That's exact.

That should all should be allowed before. And then of course like the Pope wearing Yeezys. Yes. AI is stupid but it is funny that is that is my favorite thing is like there like i was like the pope wearing yeezus and then it had him like in a car that was shaped like a yeezy what i guess the shape of the train i'll have to send you that one too i guess it's like the shape of the train was like similar like that it prompted was like the same similar enough to a shoe so it's like a fucking funny like a shinkan

ensign like starting right it's a fucking shoe dude this is this shit oh we're all gonna die um this shit's gonna replace art isn't it uh yeah anyway so yeah james Hurd's at camp I guess they're going to be great Isn't Isn't Ren kind of like Sick of the Sixers at this point too? Yes That's why college football I'm rooting for Just

An abysmal Group of five team Worse than the Sixers but the sixers are just painful enough to make me not want to watch them i mean i'm still gonna but yeah oh my god the sixers are so bad and they're not bad though they're just fucking stupid no they're just stupid that's they could be good right but they see bro yeah anyway you want to talk about um you want to talk about good shit the fightings the fucking fightings all right uh by the time you hear this uh we will hopefully have conquered the vile and odious miami marlins yeah the um that that that yeah Miami Marlins. Yeah. That was a solid game.

Could have used a little more run support. Well, yeah. Wheeler pitched an absolute gem. Holy shit. I got to use AIR to have Schwarber carrying soup. I didn't think about that. Because Schwarber could have made on that Alec Boehm uh fly ball to right field Schwerber could have made it I know he made it and they stopped him and I love I love how fucking uh

Harper ran that red light just like any true Phil Delphin right and ignored the stop sign completely um because Dusty's been a little conservative you know what that's good I'd rather I'd rather he be a conservative than... Nah, it's the playoffs. Fucking go for it. All gas, no brakes. All right. All right, fuck it.

Yeah, no. Dusty, fuck it. Don't even do anything. Um, all gas, no brakes. Okay. Just the dumbest team full of himbos. Yes. Nick Castellanos flipping the the bird but it's not

the actual bird is his ring finger like we did that in eighth grade we're like mrs redacted uh look it's not we're not actually flipping you off and of course we got detention for it anyway but as you should have but like we actually did that and it's like, no, it's the attention that matters, young men. Young men. Oh. We were in ninth grade. Catholic Church, we were already adults. Right, of course.

That's too funny. That is too fucking funny. But yeah, no. That was a good game. Like you said, Wheeler pitched a fucking phenomenal game. And he was talking about how when he was just warming up in the bullpen, Wheeler pitched a fucking phenomenal game. And he was talking about how when he was just warming up in the bullpen, people were cheering, and it just got him going.

He's zipping 99. Because he's normally like a 96 to 98 is like the top. He's zipping 99. Like throughout the game. He was absolutely incredible. You could tell he was amped. I can't wait to find out what kind of Aaron Nola we're going to get tonight. No, I don't want to find out.

Yeah, I doubt. Yeah. Are we going to get... Hopefully we don't get meltdown Nola. That's all I want. Can we just have the humidor be right on the mound for him? Yeah, please. Yeah, I'm glad it's warm today.

That might be a good sign. Because it's kind of humid today. Right, right. So maybe I'm glad it's warm today. That might be a good sign. Because it's kind of humid today. Right, right. So maybe, like I suggested online, get the gator. Maybe get a guy, like a jug band. Just have a hootenanny going on somewhere. I would like a hootenanny. I'm always down for a hootenanny.

Like, you know how they have the big ice tubs? Yeah. Take the ice tub, put catfish in there so you can noodle before the game oh yeah maybe that get him feeling at home a big a big pot that just says xxx on it that he could drink out of really make this guy feel like he's comfy that that's the aaron nolan we we want we do not want meltdown nola fourth inning it's not fifth inning anymore it's fourth inning now they're happening sooner now and i mean i did say like if the if the phillies were in the gutter because it looked like they were going to be by the trade deadline fucking yeah but i i'm not so sure you bring them back.

They probably will. They're going to. You know they are. Yeah, they love their boys. I know. I can't be too mad about it. No. Hey, look,

the starting pitch has been better this year. I mean, we got Tywon Walker and Ranger Suarez. They both pitched well this year. Yeah, that's true. So you got a four-man rotation if you really need it in the postseason, which you don't. So you got these guys coming out of the bullpen.

I know Lorenzen hasn't been the same since the no-hitter, but he's still decent. Right. He's decent. No, he's decent. We got to the World Series last year based on vibes. Yeah, and this is vibes plus a little. Vibes plus, yeah.

We will take vibes plus vibes plus yeah yeah we will take vibes plus and i just i just want just imagine breeze to get the world series just so we have the opportunity for like a kirk gibson like moment oh yeah all right if none i'll put this in the fucking show notes if you have never watched the vince scully call of k of Kirk Gibson, don't watch the short version. Watch like the 10-minute long for his whole fucking at-bat where Kirk Gibson on no knees, he had no cartilage and no tendons. He's swinging purely with his arms. Ends up hitting a home run.

The tension is beautiful. The catharsis is amazing. And he does a fist pump while he's fucking limping. I want that. What a bookend to a season that would be. Hell yeah. With Reese Hoskins. With Reese.

I was just thinking with Reese. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. They talk about some guy. I want Reese back. I don't give a shit if they're all first basemen. Right.

Because Reese, if you can get Reese back on a prove-it deal, I know Schwarber's got two years left. Unless he's doing, I mean, he's still good productively, like with advanced stats. Do you keep him for longer than that? I don't know. But, like, Reese you could get another year. Then, you know, maybe if Schwarber's production dips,

you could. Load up with Reese, yeah. I don't want left field Reese, though. I don't. No, no. then maybe if Shorber's production dips, you could... Load up with Reese, yeah. I don't want left field Reese, though. I don't. No, no, no, no. But yeah, the Harper first base thing, I don't know if that's going to be permanent. I mean, he fucking boofed the play yesterday.

Right. Well, he didn't boof it. He misjudged it. He misjudged it. He ran off the bag when he should have he shouldn't have handled it but it was also the boot wheeler kind of misread it too this team

it's a vibes based team they have the best vibes in baseball I did like that the announcer was like nobody wants to play here yesterday, basically. I love that so much. I want you to fear it. I want you to be so miserable.

Yeah. I want you to be so goddamn unhappy. The Braves are not afraid of the Marlins. Right. They're afraid of playing in Philly. That's where their season ended last year. Right. You know, so we get one on them. Take one in Atlanta.

That's all you got to do. Finish the job in Philly. Then it's like, what, the Dodgers? Yeah, they're a good team. But we've beaten them before in the NLCS. Not recently. No, but we can do it. We can do it.

Dodgers are absolutely depleted on pitching, too. Yeah. Yeah. They're a good team, but they're not what they were last year. Right. They're kind of in like a little dip. And the theory is they were making room financially for Shohei next year. Oh, okay.

I imagine that's where he's going to land. That or the Mariners. It's there. That was my thought, too. I was like, he's absolutely going to do it. Or maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe if we're lucky. Like we said. And then we get Trout to wave his no trade clause. Yes, and come back. Come back home, son. We'll send you to NovaCare. They were treating you for your back out in fucking LA. Come home, son.

Come home. Son. Can you imagine Mike Trout in the Phillies? Dude, the ballpark would be packed. It could be like a day game. You know, a 1pm May business person special. It would be sold out game. You know, a 1 p.m. May business person special. It would be sold out.

It would be sold out. Absolutely, dude. Yeah, let's do that. And you know what? Fuck it, Jason Kelsey. Why not? Why not? Oh, my God.

It's fucking funny. Yeah. I mean, the vibes are great. They got the win yesterday. I got FOMO watching. I wanted to be there yelling. Yeah, me too, dude. Oh, man.

I can't wait. But, yeah, the fightings. Man, this is going to – like, if I get this out tomorrow night and it's not – The outcome's not favorable? Yeah. I, I, the Marlins,

like if Marlins had Sandy Alcantara, and then today was Luzardo, I could see being worried, but that's there. That's like it. Like, like, I mean,

they do have good pitching, but they're, they're not a hitting. They're, they're not a home run team. Right. And we're not the defensive jokes they're not a home run team. Right. And we're not the defensive jokes we were last year. So it's going to be really hard, really hard for them to –

and it's two more – it's 100% home field advantage. They're not going back to fucking Miami. Right. Anyway. So as nice as the Phillies are, there has been a call for the organization to take down the Curt Schilling plaque. Which they should, because Curt Schilling's an asshole. So, those of you who are not familiar, Curt Schilling was... I mean, we've talked about him a couple times on this podcast.

Yeah, he was my favorite pitcher as a kid, for which I am deeply ashamed. Hey, as a player, he was very good. He had the tough-as-nails mentality. But, fucking psycho. Bad teammate, too. Right, that's what I've heard. I mean, the funniest thing he ever did was almost bankrupt Rhode Island. That, I think, is hilarious.

But, for the kingdoms of Amal or whatever that fucking game was. So Kurt Schilling is always being very conservative, but he's now... He's moved past conservative. He's reactionary. He's a Nazi. He's posted on the Jewish Question shit. He's posted Nazi shit.

And if that... For us, crazy radicals who are easily triggered snowflakes, somehow that's a bad, well, who cares if he was a Nazi, you know, as long as he was playing on the field. I do, goddammit. Yeah, I do. Yeah, and so did the fucking Hall of Fame writer, the baseball writers. That's why he's not in the Hall of Fame.

And the Veterans Committee also said, fuck you. So character clause, motherfucker. He revealed the now deceased Tim Wakefield was. R.I.P. Yeah, R.I.P. Was dying of cancer. Against the wishes of the family. Right.

Which is grotesque. Yeah. It's fucked up. I mean, RIP, obviously, again, one of the great knuckleballers. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Love a knuckleballer. And he'd gone too soon, way too soon.

It's what, 50? 54, I think. 57. Way too soon. It's what? Fifty. Fifty four. Fifty seven. That's it. Fifty seven. Way too young. Yeah. And I believe his wife is sick as well.

That's a real shame. Yeah. Yeah. Brain cancer. That sucks. But I fuck her chilling. And he's not. And he's just a horrible horrible person he's all talk

much like these people usually are yeah so fuck Curt Schilling take it down I wouldn't be upset if someone vandalizes it obviously we're not telling you to do that no we're not but we wouldn't be upset.

Tell us what you would do with Curt Schilling's plaque. Yeah. What would you do with Curt Schilling's plaque? It doesn't involve his penis as well. Who knows? That's the thought. Who knows? That's what's great about you being able to call in and tell us no.

Tell us. By the way, you can call in. You don't have to make actionable threats. No, you don't have to. You don't have to do that. We have Charlie for that, really. Yeah. Yeah. That's part of the contract he's he understands that right um

take the plaque down dude he was the one who said he said it was gonna put was it put pete rose's dick in a blender so like oh geez and it frees it hit it with a hammer i bleeped it so it just was like with a hammer at the end. It was a very good like. Yeah, but it was like not just with dry, dry ice is dick off and then smash it with. Oh, that's what. OK. Yeah.

Fair enough. That was a gist. That was that was sarcasm. It was artistic license being taken. Obviously, none of us would do that to Pete Rose. No, no. why would we do that no never um anyway uh um i guess i kind of alluded this earlier i probably should have just moved this to when we talk about football but uh the temple owls got a dial rated serve got adiabated, serve their own shit by. Yeah. Also putting it kind of mildly.

Honestly, dude, the, the, the American conference, it just is becoming like, it's what becoming like the new conference USA. Yeah.

Dude. I, I mean, we talked about this. This conference shit is so fucking stupid. I'm sure it is. It is. It's so annoying.

It's so hard to keep track of. They're ruining good rivalries like they're ruining historic rivalries. I'm going to have to say it's stupid. It's stupid. Maybe it's the OCD talking, but I don't think

a team that's called Atlantic Coast Conference should have fucking teams from the West Coast. No. Stanford and whoever. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to have to send you in NCAA 14.

I've set up what I think are very ideal conferences. Nice. I'll have to send you. Yeah. Like it's the American. I turned into a 12 team and it's got like Syracuse's in there and shit. It's basically

designed for maximum rivalries. Right, of course. Won't waste time on that here. Let's see. Alright, we got a couple of voicemails. We got two from Charlie. They're both fairly lengthy. Alright, so yeah, let's get to that first voicemail from Charlie. Hey, Tom.

Yeah, Liam. It's Charlie from Roxborough. He, him. Recamping back-to-back union draws. That makes four in a row for the union. Oh, that's a shitload of them. Post-tropical stormophilia. Earning all three points in Saturday's rematch of the MLS Cup that ended 0-0,

where absolutely nothing happened outside of the UD getting a goal called back to the offside. And MLS's independent neurologist probably worked for the Miami Dolphins, but Julian Strong played the entire first half with a concussion who was subbed off at halftime due to dizziness and did not play tonight as the Union drew 1-1 to Dallas at home. Quinn Sullivan getting another goal from the run of play, his second in three games, and then Dallas tied it up right before halftime.

It's match number 44 for the Philadelphia Union. They played 38 all season. That took them to the cup final, and they still have four regular season games left and at least two playoff games if they finish above, which they probably will finish above seventh, but they're currently third place. So 50 games, you know,

it's certainly looking like the rosters aren't built to play 50 games with three players out and three players loaned out during the season. But they move on to Columbus to fill in the crew Saturday night. So all teams left on the schedule are all in the playoffs. So this is going to be the playoff push, whether they like it or not. Let's talk to you guys later. All right, thanks.

And that was an update from a little earlier. They're playing today, right? I thought so. Yeah. Like Charlie posted about it. Yeah, yeah, he did. Because they're in Atlanta, I think. Yes.

They're playing Atlanta, at least, because it was a general Sherman, which is always good. Always good. Yeah. Always good. Always fun to see that. Yeah, absolutely. Love to see a good... Gotta let them remember

what we did. Right, and we'll do it again. Bow. Bring the good old Bugle Boys. We'll sing another song. Alright. Charlie. Charlie number two now. Hey guys. Charlie from Roxborough. Hey Tom, yay Liam. Hey, guys. This is Charlie from Roxborough.

Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam. He, him. Union tie their fifth straight game. They go to Central Ohio to play the crew. Held the high-scoring team scoreless through the first half. Nate Harriot gets the first goal, and Jack

Elliott uses an elbow out on a free kick, gets called for the penalty. They concede the penalty, and the game ends 1-1. And another probably should have won, probably missed a couple chances

that could have put him over the top. Controversial play. Carranza gets pulled down by the last defender, but Urab picks up the ball, so it's not a clear denial of a clear and obvious goal-scoring chance, because he actually took the chance. The ball just winged it off the crossbar.

Now, they've got to go play Atlanta United, another team that's in the playoffs, on Wednesday. As three straight weeks of Wednesday, Saturday, Wednesday, Saturday, Wednesday, Saturday. As MLS decides, we'll take a whole six weeks off in the middle of the season, play the last ten games out in a month. So, you know, great. And great news for everybody renewing their season tickets because it's doubling.

Miami United now has the most expensive season tickets in the world. All the places where you can see all the best players, and not just two of them from 10 years ago, plus Lionel Messi. You'll have to pay more to go see them in Miami. And the average median modal seat for D.C. United would put them third in the Premier League behind just Arsenal and Tottenham. So, you know, prices going up. Quality, paying the players.

Who knows? We'll be watching the Bills on Wednesday. Later, guys. All right. Soccer is fucking weird man sorry it's just weird man yeah there's a lot of game well I think there was like a cup this year is that cup the conch

I don't know the conch the conch calf is that every year I don't think it's every year. It's like the Champions thing. I don't know. It's a club competition.

It's like an international club competition. Very confusing. Yeah, there's a lot of weird shit. Alright, well thanks again Charlie. Sorry about your sport. I can say the same thing to Oz. They're not wrong. Well thanks again Charlie Sorry about your sport Yeah well

You can say the same thing to Oz They're not wrong He doesn't specify either Wouldn't be wrong Charlie's got the birds to root for too Yeah that's true The other kind of football And the Phillies

Alright So we are fucked We got a I think it's his first time caller in the Phillies. All right. Yeah, so we are fucked. Yeah. We got a, I think it's the first time caller in here. First time caller. First time in a long time. I believe this is Jolene, but let's listen to this one.

What's up, Tom? Yay, Liam. I'm Jolene, pronoun she, her. I'm from Gloucester County, New Jersey but I'm a piece of shit and I just tell everybody that I'm from Philadelphia I don't really have anything constructive to say about Philly sports per se but I'll post

some cope about my other sports team that I'm a closet fan of which is the Seattle Mariners and the fact that the American League is the most ball-bustingly brutal institution in sporting, just, like, literally does last, like, ten games. If, like, Seattle had won one more, or one of the two Texan teams had lost one more, or Toronto had lost one more. It would have broken the drought,

the post-Ohtani drought, and it was just not to be. John Boyce is going to have to make an epilogue to that fucking YouTube series he made, because it's true, the Mariners, it's endless pain. And I made the mistake of rooting for them and never again, except probably again when it comes

to next year. Anyway, fuck Penn State. Fuck sports team owners. Fuck sports teams. Go Birds. And fans' rights. Love you all. Bye-bye. Yeah, go trades rights. That was important. Yeah, that sucks for the Mariners fans rights love you all bye bye yeah go

trades rights that was important um yeah uh that sucks for the Mariners fans it does

I feel bad uh I felt like that was gonna be their uh another playoff

year and they uh right and then of course it wasn't um it's tough yeah it is

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