Ten Thousand Losses - Deep Dive (Into My Ass)

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

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He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy is to come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head of assessment, John Cooney. Is it going to do the thing? Oh my God, did it just do the thing? Thing.

Do you know what Sandcaster was giving me before you got on? What? It was forwarding me randomly to a 404. Good. No, dude, that's good. That's excellent. That's good. I feel really bad.

I don't know if you listen to the episode. together it's about 25 minutes of us and then 10 minutes of us having problems with Zincaster and then the last 10 minutes is just me it's tough man I'm sorry that's all right um I did it on purpose to upset you yeah I'm sure you did oh my oh my god yeah the fucking it's it's awful it's unusable I mean I if well there's your problem pays for it so I'm not going to switch off but like I want to go to stream yard or whatever sick goes he is this Yeah. Yeah, you've mentioned that before.

This is, this is crap, man. This is just... It does suck. It does suck. It does suck. Well, at least, at least, let's see, well, it's election. They were recording on the 4th of November. Did you vote? I voted out of yesterday. I voted in person for Lawrence Krasner. Oh. How's that?

He's going to win. I mean, yeah, of course he is. I mean, I don't know, dude. I don't ever want to vote for a cop, but like, he's the least bad off. option. Yeah, for sure. No. And I live in, I live in a swing state. I voted to retain the judges.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was important to me. If you didn't vote to retain the judges, uh, man, are you listening to this? I don't know. I, uh, I mean, not, if you voted, if you voted not to retain the judges, I understand not voting, electoralism and the own thing. Yeah, sure.

The only of our listeners aren't Pennsylvania based, but we are like idiots. Yeah. Well, it just happens to be where I was born. you came here I was born in Pennsylvania were you born in Pennsylvania I was born in Pennsylvania I thought you were born in Massachusetts

no sir okay all right then you are in actual Pennsylvania I am by birth I ate halal for lunch at like 3 p.m my stomach is like

hey dickweed oh really I had a two hour training too because I hate myself and like to suffer they love doing trainings on election day for teachers and it's they're usually miserable i don't like that at all ours was pretty bad yeah it was uh and they and they made the mistake of giving us uh surveys that were matt it was a mass

survey so it wasn't a personalized link right and it's like oh i could be honest now um you are buttholes you are dumb but holes yeah all zeros and um yeah why don't you just like send us the PDF next time Shame. Two minutes, 45 seconds, that's easy enough to find. Yeah, so Dick Cheney's dead. Oh, no. And Kamala Harris eulogized him. Did she really?

She really did. I'm not happy that Trump won, but I'm happy that she lost. Does that make sense? Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, it would have been more of the same. We would have reached like another like inflection point for a different. reason. Yeah, I'll buy that. Yeah, I mean, we're reaching, you know, we're reaching a different one now, but I feel like, I feel like a continuation of not like prosecuting the right, would it could,

that would have continued. Yeah, just letting them rampage on a baited. Yeah, which, which might lead to worse. I don't know, maybe this, this shit that we're in where they're, they're pushing really hard. And I think they're, I've said this before, I think they're overplaying their hand. And they're to try some half-assed like thing and it's not going to be effective like you know the midterm elections or whatever like that where they're going to try and not seat people

and then it's going to just reach a point where either he dies or he's out of office and people just be like fucking no you're done I don't want any more of that's right someone's going to call him and say listen if you don't get out of office like someone on the joint chiefs of staff are going to like like listen I have like

Apparently that kit, we got pretty close to that the last time, but I believe that that would happen. Like, basically someone comes in with a gun more or less says, all right, man, it's time to go. Yeah, like, listen, dude, this isn't going to work. You've got to get out of here. Like, nothing. We would never know about it, but it would be like a very under, like, listen, all the, all the governors talked. If you don't get out of here, you know, listen, there's like. Yeah, yeah.

You can go the, you can go quietly or loudly. Yeah. You can leave like you're supposed to leave where, you know, we're going to send, you know, we're going to send the Marines in or something like that. The Goombuz, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, inshalla, right, in this case. I really, I've been thinking a bit about this, too. He really does.

Because I had a disagreement with it was like, I was like, Stephen Miller's a fascist. Trump's not a fascist. Trump is fascist. is fascist, fasciistic, but not fascist. He actually, he actually thinks he's an absolute monarch. Yeah, he doesn't, he also like, I think it's true that, I mean, someone said it on Twitter years ago, but like, he doesn't hold any meaningful beliefs other than how to advance Donald Trump.

Right. Yeah, he doesn't have a, have really have a plan. He just, he's, he's, I mean, didn't, didn't when he, when he was running the first time, he asked Dennis Kucinich. is it America or again I get my guys with Kay last names right was Kisksich which wherever was a conservative

a Kasek Kasek and said hey listen I will be president and then you can be take care of everything as vice president you could take care of all domestic and foreign matters you know it's like well then what's your fucking job then like he just wants like

he just wants the trappings because he's because he's never really belonged anywhere yeah and he's treating the government like government like government agencies He's like appanages. Like these are things to be doled out to loyal like couriers. The patriotism. Right.

Yeah. So I, while he's, he's certainly, I'm not under, I'm not saying that this guy's not concerned in ice, ice are not his, his brown shirts, you know, I would, I would imagine, actually, if, for some reason, Stephen Biller was ejected from this administration, I would, I would, I would wonder where things would go. I mean, it'd still be bad, but there wouldn't be bad. That's horrific, I wouldn't. Like, Stephen Miller, and I can say this as a Jewish man, it's a fucking capo, and I'm sorry that he has embarrassed my people.

Yeah, I think, I think he's, I would not be, like, the whole snap stuff smells like him, because he's, he's, he's wants to start about people. Yeah, he's a fucking Nazi, man. He's a fucking Nazi. He's a legitimate, he's legitimate, like, fascist. I don't know, not say, yeah. And, yeah, it's, it's a disgrace. Also, Chuck Schumer should show up his own ass and die. They, these, please, please, if there's only going to be two parties, we need one that actually has, it's time to go, Chuck.

Well, the other party has balls. Republicans have balls. I'll give them that. They have, we said, I mean, since our first episode when we talk politics, like I've said, they know that power is to be wielded. And they do do do that. Right. The Democrats, they are so afraid of stepping on their own feet, right. Yeah, they don't want to, they don't want to lose re-elections.

It's not even institutions at this point. It's just like, oh, we're going to upset the apple cart. Cool, because they are the left wing of fascism. Right. You know. All right. Well, now that we got that one out of the way. Yeah, now we got Dick Cheney's Day, the good riddness, rest and piss.

You won't be missed. If you are a Gen Z person, Bush set the deck for all this stuff with the security state. Yep. And with ICE and everything like that. And Dick Cheney was sort of the master buying behind that. And very, very big mastermind behind the Iraq war and the Afghanistan war, big, big Haliburton guy, big oil money guy. If you don't know. We should be clear to our to our to our to our zoomer friends that the invasion of Iraq was entirely justified.

Oh, of course. Yeah. And that's what I get the big hook. He tried to kill my dad. Try to kill my daddy. I believe he said. Yeah. Yeah.

This is so funny. I was apparently talking to my Apple Watch because it searched the invasion of Iraq was entirely justified and it spit out an AI answer that says it was not justified at the time by the intelligence related to the war on terror. Oh.

It grabbed a web result, but still, I'll take it. I'll take it. Versus Grock. Mecca Hitler. I honestly, like, that's my problem. It's like, I wish Elon would have stayed in government just as somebody would have like had the deansy to just like you know what I mean

nine minutes and 13 seconds it's right we're recorded us on Tuesday so I have some time we're loose yeah man I don't know let's let's celebrate the death you know if you don't know about Dick Cheney

I mean I will say I will say the comedian Lewis Black who's sort of like it's tired I'm angry I still love him though but his old bit about how Dick Cheney shot a man in the face and the man he shot, apologized to him.

One of the best bits ever, ever done. There's a really good bit for one of his stand-up specials where someone booze one of his political jokes and he goes, and you can hear him yelling at the guy and he goes, fuck you. Fuck you and your Republican bullshit nonsense. He's, he's, yeah, he was great. Yeah, or he is.

He's still alive. Yeah, he got kind of cringing, but I still, I still really like that. He's like shaky angry. is like the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are party of no ideas. Like that's like, oh, shit, you got it. Yeah. He also has a great bit about being really high on, on psychedelics and seeing a zipper in the sky.

And then seeing the zipper slowly lower. And then he throws himself into a ditch because he wasn't about to see God's dick. It was a very, those guys, like, like, the. Louis Black, like Pat and Oswald and David Cross really informs my, you know, me, yeah, political thing. Greg Gerardo. Great, oh my God, Greg Gerardo.

R-I-P. I truly, I think, the funniest guy I've ever. For sure, for sure. I've used, I've used, I have in the past on, like, dates used his bits. Uh, and passed him off as my own. It was your own bits, you fucker. Um, yeah.

I've definitely never taken anything from another podcast. I don't listen to Come Down So I don't listen to any other podcast That's why Hell yeah, hell yeah, dude I do think that Stavros should be ashamed of himself For what? Nope, moving on swiftly

For what? Nothing, I actually like the guy. Yeah, Stavv is like the most likable out of the I genuinely do not like Nick Mullen as a person Or as a comedian from the bits I've listened to Well, he does, he's probably an asshole He's incredibly funny, but he's an asshole. Yeah, I'm sure.

And knowing some allegiances within the WTYP sphere, I can also understand, probably heard shit that I haven't heard. Who actually he follows me now on X. Let's check the X, yeah. Who does? Jake Flores. Oh, yes. Him and Nick Mullen used to be friends and there was a falling out. There was a falling out.

Yes. And I have Jake Flores his phone number and I don't have Nick Mullen, so there you go. Hey, we can get Jake, which Jake do are these days, we could get Jake on. We could Jake on. I can, I can text him. Yeah, I, I, uh, I once had a really funny interaction with Jake Flores and so we're just name dropping now. Yeah. Which was that he was like having like basically a really bad time and I like reached out to him and I was like, dude, just like, get off Twitter and text me.

Yeah. And he called me immediately. He did not text me. He called me immediately. I was in Hawaii on vacation. And Corinne was like, what are you doing? And I was like, I'm talking to like a kind of an internet celebrity. Yeah.

And she's like, okay, that's kind of gross. I'm going to go to the pool. I just left me. I will, I will say I have touched Stavros. I think I've said that. I know that you have. Yeah. More than touch.

He's remarkably solid. I made him laugh. I made him laugh. Hey, that's good. Hey, I made him laugh. We'll never be famous, but at least we'll always be assholes. Yeah. Starvros come on the pod.

Yeah. We would want money, though. Yeah, we don't have money. You have like $200 for two months. I saved up over two months. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. We don't pay guess unless they really need the money.

Yeah. The WTOIP make work program. You don't need the money. You have a steady income. No, I know. You guys already said if I got fired, you'd give me a stipend, yeah. I would do the W2TYP makework program. It's nice.

it's it's no you guys did it for gareth man that's that's that's that's good shit that was that was honestly all the things i'm proud of that w t yp did it was just like yeah we'll just have gareth be a host yeah we can do anything uh my my um i was going to see about gareth is very handsome thinking about um no he's a great guy i need them i still need to meet him uh well i have met him i still need to see the hang out more with them in england yes that's oh my god there was a point i was going to make a, oh yeah, I have actually dropped. I was like, have you learned, like,

I was in Ireland and I was talking to somebody and they were like a transit house. Have you learned the whole thing with Lord Hendie? I have a friend who wasn't fired. Can you believe they let Lord? I was talking to Irish person. I was like, fuck that shit. Fuck Lord's. We were all drinking. Oh, were you in Ireland? That's crazy. Yeah.

What's the Irishman's dilemma, Tom? Is it, Guinness or? Distill the potato or eat it. Oh, okay, there you go. That's a good one. The land of my people. Yeah. It's a good country.

It's okay. The people that, hey, the crack is 90. All right. Thank you, Tom. I think I made that joke. Like, not that long ago on this podcast. I mean, what were we going to do, right? Like, yeah.

Sorry, I'm on the Aston Martin Vanquish Configurator. Oh. Oh, well, yeah. We don't pay our guests. Anyway, I'm on the Aston Martin. I, oh, dude. You should see the fucking emails I get. I haven't.

Go ahead. I have told Corinne that if we ever like sell out the spot, which we wouldn't do now because Spotify's not buying podcasts for $50 million. But if I had sold out to Spotify in the heyday when the Obamas did it and Harry and Megan did it, I don't call him Prince Harry because I don't respect royalty. Yeah. But I live in America. Fuck you. if we were ever sold out for like 50 million I yeah in a heartbeat

Aston Martin Why why to fuck not I mean I am I am an anarchist but that only goes so far Anarchist it doesn't have 780 horsepower Oh my God I still Speaking of speaking of the royal family

Sorry No that the fact that they were racist to Megamarkal Because like you like From what I understand old school racist Yeah yeah like oh you listen i'm looking at her and i'm looking at harry and if one of them has better one of them has better genetics for sure it is not harry no it is not she's she you know i'm not not trying to be too gross but she's definitely a a tom aligned uh appearance pretty a dark-haired

women yeah yep um i i i have i have two types i have two types i have blondes that look like aliens Yes, you have said that. And Taylor Swift, my ex, and a girl who will remain unnamed. And pretty curly-haired brunettes who scare me a little bit. I don't think about it. I've only ever dated brunettes. Blunts who look like aliens, man. Tall blondes.

I have no. I mean, at the end of the day, it really, that's just like a preference, not like the person is what I actually. No, no, no. the person does not matter. All that matters is your outsides. Yeah. What is that from liar? Liar.

That's something ugly people say to feel good about themselves. Shit. All right. I can get it in blue leather. That's nice. A blue leather. On the outside, too? No, I'm focusing.

I'm focusing. Are you going to pull a JD Vance and I asked him Martin with the blue leather? Blue leather looks so bad. And yet I'm just like purple exterior blue leather. It's just like, I'm the least subtle man that's ever lit. You just realize why rich people just buy the ugliest fucking house. My favorite thing, down the shore in town unnamed, there's a, there's a house, I think that's Beach Block. And they have, my favorite thing, he used to have a Porsche in, in like that electric blue.

And he sold it or traded it. And I noticed that he got and asked him. Really nice car. I, I, like, stopped. He was like washing it one day. And I was like, hey, man, I love your car. Like, it's really cool. Like, oh, do that occasionally because I'm down the short ride doesn't fucking do.

Yeah. Because of get drunk. So I stopped and he was like, yeah, man, thanks. Like, I'm really proud of it. I really liked it. I like the Porsche. But like, he's like, I wanted, he, he kind of like looks around and goes, I wanted something a little louder. Like, visibly very proud of this.

But my favorite bit is that he has, he clearly has at least three kids because there's three, like, identical crossovers in the driveway. and then there's the Aston. And you know for a fact that he was like, here are your cars. Do not bother me. Oh, my God. That's the dream, man. I'm just going to,

I'm going to be like, here's your safe, reliable Volvo. And here's your dad's Lamborghini. Life insurance policy will pay out. Don't worry about it. He split the Lamborghini, too. I just saw,

I don't know if it's breaking news. I just saw they, so the Philadelphia. Philadelphia Museum of Art, like, rebranded to Philadelphia Art Museum, which, you know, Philadelphia's immediately started calling FART. The FART Museum, yeah. They fired the director for cause. The board fired the director because they never got the board approval for the name change. Yes.

That's interesting. 824 horsepower, 214 miles an hour, zero to 62 in 3.3 seconds and 1,000 Newton meters of torque. That's a lot of torque for your dork, man. yeah that's that's what I need um what else is happening uh well we should probably do our intro hello welcome to another episode of 20 minutes and losses yeah the only philadelphia sports podcast that exists i'm your host tom pain my pronouns are he him with who's my co-host yay leum leom leumickanderson pronounce he him i have one more thing to rant about yeah go ahead uh denying the eucharist to detainees and and ice detention should get you f and excommunicated 20 minutes in there you go well

leave the excommunicated then. I mean, that... Excommunicated, JD, man. It's just... Man, put us out of our misery. The... I... I...

He is... He is... I, like I said, I'm a better Catholic. And I'm at last Catholic. You're a better Catholic and you're Jewish. Yeah. I know. You weren't even baptized.

We are good to go live. Let me know when you start sharing the... Oh, that's... That's, that's, that's... That's... Oh. What was that? Nothing.

Nothing. Top secret. Top secret. It's work stuff. Okay. I was sure if it was like, you know, you're Mr. World Worldwide now. You got four. Mr. World Wide, Infinity. You know, the roof on fire.

And get purple leather. No guess. Purple letter. Jesus Christ. No guess. Fuck you. Announcements. If you haven't listened to it, there's a bonus on the movie. It's pretty good.

On Rock. I thought it was a good one. Yeah. I put it on for Rinn and she turned it off immediately. Yep, he finally did it Is it my voice or your voice that immediately? I think she wanted to shoot Jordan Okay, that's enough of that

Oh, Jordan Yeah, she hates Jordan She thinks he's stinky Well, he's from Utah Yeah She does not hate Jordan She was just like, can we listen to anything else And I was like, okay, I'll put a while there's a problem

It'll get worse I would not make my wife suffer I make my wife suffer. I don't care. The only thing I made her listen to... She's buried. I tried to get my wife to listen to the first episode of WTOIP I was on. And then she didn't. And then...

She didn't. But then someone did the animated thing of me doing all the president shit. President Jumbo? Yeah, she watched that. She was like, okay. I don't get it. So I... The day after tour, when they were...

went on the private rail car. I couldn't because it was RIN's dad's birthday. So it'll be another private rail car journey. I just making Roz pay for it. And I was I was watching, well, there's your problem. Best of bits. It's like a playlist on YouTube. And like, and then I showed her my, I showed Corinne the, the animated bits.

And she was like, like I saw this face. And she was like, people really like you. I was like, thank you. Yes. Yes, it is. they do asshole yeah they actually that's reason that's kind of the whole there's a success thing you're on it patreon you know you've been to the live shows pays rent yeah um all right uh voicemails calling 26737 371717218 give us your name pronouns tell us what

uh animated bit uh penis what would you do with random animated bits penis i don't know that What would you do with Tom Spanus? Say it. Do not. Do not. Say it. Do not say it. Uncumcised me.

Do you ever see those guys? You ever see those pictures? The guys who like, there's like balls you can put and they get progressed really bigger and it like regrows the stretchy part. It's not technically a full full force. No, I haven't seen that.

Why would I have seen that? I saw it on Penn and Teller's bullshit back in the day. And there was a guy and it's like, you just have like these like fucking balls hanging out of your fucking dick while you're trying to regrow this shit. And, well, not out of your dick.

Came so hard as balls came out. No, yeah, it's, it's, it's, I mean, listen, good for you, man. If you're, you know, like, I would never, I would never, if I had a kid, I would ever have them circumcised.

That's a choice they can make. But, uh, I don't think, feel the need to, to go regrow it. Especially this is not really, like, it doesn't have the nerve endings and all that, you know. I was like, what's the point? Anyway, Patreon. That comes has 10,000 losses.

We go to our Discord. Talk about penises. I actually know if you post penises on there, you'll get banned. Banned. Yeah, no. On the Discord, you can't, no nudity, porn, sex shit. No, no political violence. Because Discord or cops.

Anyway, you want to talk about sports 24 minutes in? yeah sure let's do it so Dodgers won the World Series I don't care moving on yeah

all right voice males yeah you know what I need to get reach out to Steven and have him come on

so we can talk about the Phillies off season that's a good idea it's like 90 days to tell pitchers catch his report

so that's all I'm looking forward to um Sixers look good as hell man I will say that yeah sixers look good the Flyers

is coming as the truth dude I'm really just the flyers that don't follow a hockey five and one they're all right yeah they're right they're above water i mean uh you know it's it's it's it's it's nice to just see like the like i i get so through corin's employer unnamed

you can guess uh we get tons of offers for free tickets which is nice and we yeah like haven't been to a game yeah what was that we just haven't been to a game yet oh for the flyers yeah yeah been to was that the sixers home opener yeah it's just i thought you were at the sixers game I'm sorry, I feel the moment my meds were off. Yeah, but the Sixers, are we going to fall for it again? Yeah, we're going to fall for it again. Yeah. Maybe get Joel his ring and then he can retire.

Yeah, he's dead. Yeah. Temple lost. Temple did lose. To ECU. A little embarrassing. A little bad. Yeah, a little bit.

I didn't watch this. The only game this year I didn't watch any part of. So maybe that's why. Yeah, you're cursed. Yeah, I think we're playing. We got, what, three more games? I think so, yeah. Army?

Yeah, we're playing Army on Saturday. We're going to lose to that. Lose to them. Army? Army's not having a great year, are they? There's still Army. We're still bad. We're not bad.

We have to win because the next two chances are Tulane in North Texas Okay, well, we're not one either So let's go, let's meet Army Let's beat Army, let's get that fucking, let's get that bid Let's get that bit I just want to look up Penn State to see Did they play, do they play?

Oh, they lost Ohio State Oh yeah, no shocker I didn't watch any college football last weekend I did. Yeah, you guys said, what did I do? I don't know. I hung out with your nice wife. Oh yeah, I got really,

really drunk on Friday night. Yes, you did. Yeah, I was, I said you guys songs. We're singing Union songs. Yes, you are. Bring the good old bugle boys will sing another song. Sing it like we used to sing it starts the world along. Sing it as we used to sing it 50,000 strong while we were marching through Georgia.

Hurrah, hurrah, we bring the jubilee. Hurrah, hurrah, the flag that makes you free. Okay, that's enough. So we sang this course. chorus from Atlanta to the sea while we were marching to Georgia all right we're done we had to finish the chorus man we had to finish the chorus um all right I was hoping you would join me like a rousing stave I did for a second um and then what do you make of the next one with the slur in it stop it what do you make it uh what do you make of the Jalen Phillips trade um how we season I mean yeah I mean

it was a draft pick and Jair Alexander did we let me pull up our transactions here well I just type transactions yeah let's see we have we got

so we got we have the pass rush again yeah we got Michael Carter a second and a 2027 seventh round pick from the Jets for John Metchie the third Yeah.

And six-round picks. That's how we shit there. Danny Gray to the practice squad. Then we released Suea Peta RIP. The Sue Peta errors over. Then Jalen Phillips for a third-round pick next year. Then Nolan Smith's got the practice window open, then released Patrick Johnson, and we released Terrence Marshall.

Those are the Eagles transactions there. Jerry Alexander, if he can... I mean, the secondary is looking better because Adori Jackson and Keeley Ringo on the opposite of Quinnion Mitchell looks I mean I think I think the Eagles have been The secondary is loading up I will say that We're not gonna win a Super Bowl

We're gonna be real miserable to play I don't give a shit if we don't win a Super Bowl I just give a shit that we're unhappy Like you play us and are unhappy Yeah I hope that yeah like the Cowboys lose like the Giants I mean Giants fans obviously are really unhappy with what happened last game. We talked about that.

They're going to be playing a Monday night game after a buy. So we're really going to be rested up playing. I think we're in Green Bay. Yeah, we got Packers, then Detroit, then Cowboys, then Thub Bears, Chargers. Tough go, but.

Yeah. I don't like this playing your opponent like two weeks after each other. like we are with the Giants and the commanders. I don't know why they're doing that. I don't love that either. Yeah. But listen, if we beat the Cowboys twice and the commanders twice, I'm happy.

I mean, I don't think anyone else is winning the division. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I mean, Jane Daniels is dead. Jackson Dart is, it's a matter of time until he's solved. The Cowboys just dropped to the cards. The Cowboys have nothing. Yeah. We're going to win the division.

And we are, I think, going to win the NFC. You think we're going to win the NFC. And I think we drop, I can't believe what I say. I think we drop like the NFC Championship. I think, I think we could sneak into the NFC championship. Yeah, I just, we're not winning another Super Bowl like this year. This year. But like the window is open.

Oh, for sure. I think. And that's nice. You know, like you're not going to win a Super Bowl every year. It's really hard to win a Super Bowl. Yeah. This is. But this is one of the things that I tell people all the time,

like my absolute hottest sports take, and it's not even that hot. I have a really hot one, but you already know that one, which is that my hot take is like, you will never see anything as impressive as Tom Brady winning seven Super Bowls. Winning one is impossible. Winning seven is, you will never see that again. Yeah, that's not a liar.

You won't. Like, my thing is like the way parody works in the NFL now and like the fact that it's impossible to win a Super Bowl and then to do it seven times, yeah what was it before that was joe montana before right yes i think everyone was like that's insane like they had an insane run right um i didn't realize he still had the all-time highest pass rating who brady uh montana yeah which is funny because the game has gotten so much different yeah um yeah no no it's it's i mean that's something too like if you would like apply that back

to baseball which is even more of a crap shoot because of the random elements of hitting a ball. And the season is a slog. And it is. And that's my thing. It's like it's,

Rees Hoskins is now a free agent as of two hours ago. Bring him home. Bring him home. Put race back in the outfield. Or just, yeah. Get rid of that kiss. I mean,

they can't stand us. That's interesting. If you want to, if you want to dump back to the Phillies for a second, um, before we talk. We talk about more football, just because it's following the flow of the conversation. But, you know, the Phillies are good.

They're a good team. They're a bad team. They would have, I think we would have won the World Series had we beat the Dodgers. I think it would have, or at least went the distance with the Blue Jays. Right. Had everything else been equal. At least die with honor, basically. Yeah.

And the Blue Jays did. You know, they had the same problem we did against the, Dodger's pitching, you know, just putting runs up. But, yeah, I think people, the WIP morons are going to be like, oh, you got to blow up the team. No, you don't have to blow up the team. You can actually just be good every year. And actually, the more good you are, the higher odds you have of getting into the World Series. Because you have a bunch of guys who are really good.

Why don't you do that? It's just being a team no one wants to play for. Right, exactly. Like, there's something to be said. Like, and it's worth noting that, like, Yamamoto was offered more money. by the Phillies and chose to go to L.A. And there's not much you can do about that. You swing and a miss. That's fine.

It's probably a better city to be a guy who speaks Japanese in. It's also like, yeah, you know, it's also closer. It's closer. It's a lot shorter fly home. And that does matter. But like, I do think it's, it's worth noting, like, misery loves company, right? And like, you know, when you have a team that's consistently, that's consistently like, at least in the, in the,

I always think about like and they're they're they're not the same because college is so as so much of a different ballgame but I think about Yukon basketball or for a while there they were kind of in the wilderness but like then you know they got um oh what's I can't remember his name the coach who's insane Hurley Dan Hurley um and I think it's like they're always in the conversation you will get guys who are like who want to play in a city that's like all right man like you're going to go out there and die. But if you win one, they'll build you a fucking statue outside the lake. Right. Yeah. And the Eagles are doing the thing where you're consistently good. Yeah. And that's the thing is like when the Celtics were doing their rebuild after the big three era, like they kept the fans engaged. They're like, yeah, we're going to take cheap flyers.

We're going to wait for our draft picks. They're not, we're going to give you a product that like, no, some years we're going to win 35 games, but we're always going to go out there and try. Yeah. And we're always going to, like, we're not going to tank. We're going to, like, hope our young talent presses out. We're going to get, like, weird guys take flyers on that are, like, goofy and fun. And, like, you're going to watch these kids grow. And what do you get out of that?

Jason Tatum wins you an NBA chip. Like, are the Celtics in the toilet right now? Yes. However. Yeah, but, you know, you consistently try. If you have a culture where guys are like, okay, I might not win a Super Bowl every year. But, like, it's the perfect marriage. of like the old school new england you will take a pay cut to play here and oh yes i will win

you a super bowl right versus like and you're not always going to get top dollar yeah and like and i we have this weird i do hate this like philly thing when we are good it's it's this weird it's all or nothing it's like feast or famine uh we have this weird zero-sum game either you're going to win the championship or you might as well blow it up and it's a wip thing they definitely encourage that kind of like that kind of talk. Please do not know ball. Yeah, just stop. Just stop it.

You do not know ball. So back to football, you wanted to talk about sauce Gardner. Sauce Gardner to the Colts. So are the jets are blowing it up. How many? Every year. They're blowing it up. Every single fucking year.

I got to tell you. I got to tell you. if you're the Jets I actually do get moving him I do get moving him in this like in this specific instance right okay you got two first rounders

you now have three first rounders you can get your quarterback of the future but your culture is rancet yeah like no one wants to play for the fucking Jets we saw the Aaron Rogers experiment how did that go no one wants to play for this fucking team

and it's one thing we're like you're you know even the like the commanders now it's like yeah Jane Dan's got hurt and Dan Quinn killed him which is exactly what they did RG3 but like they're building something exciting you can see the flashes like when was the last time the Jets fucking excited you Mark Sanchez 2009 or so like something like that they've they've perennially been just abysmal if I went for most of my if you if I were drafted by the Jets I'd be like I'm going to do my rookie cut. I think I'm not resigned. Yeah, I will take a pin cut.

Like, get me out of here. Yeah. I get Hassan Redick not wanting to play there. Like. Yeah. Yeah. McCain is now probable for Tuesday. No.

What's, if you were actually drafted in a sport, that's, we can open, people could call in for this. What team would you legitimately hold out and say, no, I'm absolutely not playing for that team? I would not. If you, if you put a gun to my head, are we talking any of the four majors? Yeah, any of the.

big sports. So there are reasons I would not play for the New Orleans Pelicans. Yeah. Which are that, like, the medical staff has basically been, like, proven to be, like, malpractical, I guess is the word. Yeah. And I, I would not play for the Jets and football. I would not play for the Browns.

Those would be like your, like, your age would be like, if you draft me, if you draft, just so you know if you draft, he will not sign. I won't sign. Yeah. But like if you like a franchise like even like I think about like teams like the like there are teams like the Ravens right where they're like they're not even in the conversation every year and maybe it's hometown bias I grew up 50 miles north of Baltimore but like like also Lamar Jackson was hurt for three games. And then like there are guys you would like follow. I feel like it would also kind of depend like like I would go if if I were to be like I would be like fuck I got drafted by the wizards. But I wouldn't be like I'm not playing for the wizards.

Yeah. Be like, all right, I'm going to soak up 40 minutes and I can just do whatever I'm going to do out here, I guess. But like, shit, man, I play for the wizards. But, like, there are teams that, like, are doing active malpractice. The pirates are another good example. Oh, see, I was thinking baseball first. Like, I actually, like, if I got signed to the Mets organization, I wouldn't be happy,

but I'd be like, I'm going to get paid. It could be worse. Pirates were athletics. That just makes no difference a deal. And here's the thing, the Braves, Braves actually have a good organization. That's a well-run org. Ashes are a well-run org. I think the one I have to put my absolute Philly, do not even try, Cowboys.

See, I would not, I would not wear the Cowboys uniform. I love when guys from Pennsylvania, like Micah Parsons, I think I traded to how that go. Like, I hate the Eagles. I grew up a Cowboys fan. my thing with the cowboys is like big jay's going to pay me man in football big jay's going to pay me i'm going to hate everything i'm going to hate everything i don't have to live in fucking dallas but i'm going to get i'm going to get paid can i afford well it depends what fucking position i'm playing if i'm a lineman yeah i do have to fucking live in dallas um if i'm

if i'm if i'm a skilled positions player all right maybe i can afford a helicopter I love the idea of you pulling a J.J. Raddick and commuting from Brooklyn to Philly. Yeah, I get, I get drafted by the fucking Mets in every single game. I'm taking a helicopter. Yeah, this is actually getting expensive. Even though I make 60 million a year, this actually adds up. You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised how quick this adds up, guys.

Although it would be a little less convenient because I'm not taking. the fucking helicopter. Thousands of moving parts looking for a place to crash. Yeah, I need two engines. Two engines? Yes. So, yeah. I'm going to take the team Airbus A320.

Or we get one of those two tiny little cute little Abus A319s. They're so cute. Have we talked about them before? Yes, we have. Okay. They're so cute. They are so cute. Yeah, Colin, let us know.

26737-171728. What team would you absolutely not? And be realistic about it. Like, like, I mean, I guess there is an amount of money for the Cowboys. But like, yeah, I'd be, I don't want the pirates. I don't want the fucking athletics. I don't want, you know, New Orleans, you know, trying to think in basketball. I don't.

Yeah, New Orleans. Really anybody else? No, I don't give a shit. I mean, I don't want to live in Miami. That sucks. Yeah, but there's no state income tax. So, yeah. Yeah, it's weird how your allegiances go away once money is thrown at you.

Yeah, life change, generational wealth. I mean, fuck if I have to suck it out in Dallas for four years or Miami for two years, like, fuck it. I'm going to, I wouldn't like, I also think that Miami doesn't, like, the dolphins. Their medical team is not good. Yeah, yeah. Like, I would play. Like, and conversely, the Miami Heat are one of the best run organizations. in sports

hang on one second he's he's got his glasses all right um yeah um

yeah I don't even have thoughts on hockey I would have a real hard time playing for the Rangers though we're in New Jersey Devils actually yeah

yeah just from growing up but hey if the money's the money's good enough yeah fuck it yeah

we really I really don't have any principles now if I're acting being honest with myself we're talking about generational Wealth, yeah, we don't have any principles. Generational wealth.

Yeah, but like the athletics, we're giving you a generational wealth. A cheese sandwich. I will, I will point out that Rocky, that Jaira Alexander was born in Philly. Really? Yeah, he moved to Charlotte as a toddler, but he was born in Philadelphia. How about that? Welcome home, bud.

Yeah. When did that happen yesterday? Uh, no, a few days. He got, I read this, didn't I? Yeah, he got traded a few days ago. Yeah. Saturday. Was there any other, was there any other, uh, I haven't like looked at ESPN, so I don't

know what the, uh, the big ones, the sauce gardener trade the Cowboys signed someone for the Bengals, it doesn't matter. Um, yeah, Cowboys are dead. But like, again, I would sign with the, again, we're talking generational wealth and and Jerry's going to write me a check. Yeah. We're assuming that we're good in our program. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, like, you actually have like the leverage. You're assuming. You can pull a JD, Drew. We'll assume that you are going to at least sign two contracts. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll give you.

They're excited to have you. Like you're not like mystery irrelevant. Like you're like, you're going in the, we'll say that the first or second round. Yeah. I think I think that I would hold out for the Browns. I genuinely think I would.

Yeah. Yeah. They're pretty. I would take the hit. Pretty bad decisions. And I, and I have nothing against Cleveland in the city. I think Cleveland the city is beautiful and underrated,

but that organization, man, it's bad news. Yeah. I mean, Deshawn Watson, $210 million guaranteed. Yeah. I do think that I would, I would, you know who I might hold out for? What's that? And it's kind of a weird one. And it's just like a gut feeling, the giants.

The giants? Yeah. You think you, you think you'd. It's just that like, they seem to be like, the Jets are like an out and out bad org but the giants just seem to like stumble over themselves in a way that I feel like

I would get fucked yeah like player because we have to take into account I think player development too the giants suck at that so like I that's why like Saquan could come here is because the giants

like wouldn't keep him and granted he had regressed and like yeah then like so I think it was Miles Sanders is just like yes anyone is the best Russian in the league behind that O line right which is true but like I don't know man I feel like the giants are one of those teams I'd be interested in everyone's thoughts

the Giants are one of those teams that like not bad but extremely incompetent not malicious but incompetent they're pretty they're pretty I mean when was the last time they were good 2011 yeah it's been a while yeah I don't have I mean I They're out of all the divisional teams

For the divisional rivals I hate them the least Right They're just It's funny I actually hate them the most Including the Cowboys Really

Yeah I just I think it's because of the proximity Yeah I hate the Cowboys It's Cowboys it's reverse proximity Cowboys Then the commanders Commanders I hate because of the racism Right

I mean it's the reason I hate the Cowboys too It's Jerry Jones But also their attitude And I'll let shit The fact that they exist pisses me off, yeah. Yeah. Oh, damn. All right.

So no deep dive, well, I wrote deep dive into my ass. Deep dive into his ass. Oh, I have, I can tell you, tell the listeners, I have won my first two games on Heisman in CFP 26. Congratulations. Yeah. I, I, I finally, if those. actually care. It's like 20, it's 2030, and I decided that like, hey, the next president made it so that all

the conferences have to be somewhat like their old conferences. So like Texas and Oklahoma are back in the Big 12 and all the Missouri is back in the big 12. Yeah. And I'm, I'm, I get in there, you fuckers. I, listen, I started off as Delaware's OC. I did two years, like I hired by Iowa State's head coach. I've been doing really good as Iowa State.

It's a really fun playbook, you know, power spread. It's really awesome. I just draft the biggest linemen and power run in like Mills and the for averts. And yeah, anyway. But now that I actually have like, oh, I got to play Texas. I got to play Oklahoma. Instead of just like, oh, maybe I'll see TCU in the conference championship. It's, it's, yeah, those old conferences actually were fun.

Yeah. It kind of sucks. It used to be used to go that way. Yeah, it sucks. All right. Anyway, that's the deep dive into my ass. All right, so DMs, so Lucas, who's a Blue Jays fan, first off, this message was sent four different times. Outstanding.

So I don't know, Lucas, what was happening with your phone, but this is a sequence of events starting with, in reference to me last episode, Liam, do you remember there was a road post in a, in the tough? picture no okay hold on let me let me send that to you so you can see what the references thank you because I don't think you were here for that copy image I'll put it in all right see that like this ballard hang on one second it's loading sorry I've got like 900 torrents going yeah that's usual no it didn't load so in the uh I see Oh, yes, yes, I did see this in the DMs, yes. Hang on, hang on, I want to read this one. Yeah, go ahead.

Because I had said, I was like, what the fuck is it doing in it? Hi, Liam and Tom. Lucas here, an explanation on the picture. You got to wash the cone. You don't want any road dirt slash bugs on your floor slash home. Don't have any good news to share that I want to text to men in Philadelphia this moment, got away for sentencing, you know? I will be commenting on Halloween's game when it happens as well as the first game should that happen. Yeah.

Anyways, go J's, fuck Penn State, defund the police. Fuck America. And you forgot to defund the leaves. And that was sent, all right, ready, that was sent Thursday, 1157, 1158, then 2 a.m. Oh, I see what happened. Yeah. Hopefully the American Century of Humiliation continues tonight. I like that the ref's helmet behind the catcher makes them look like an Egyptian pharaoh.

I like that too. I am again, deeply disappointed. We only need to get hit by one more pitch winner at all. Fuck. Yeah. And you can see, yeah, it goes in time. Fuck was sent Sunday at 12.18 a.m. Yep.

Yeah. So, sorry, Lucas, our condolences. Fucked the Dodgers. Oh, and then Saturdays Claire commented, said, wow, Patreon mangle, my name pretty good there. It's properly Saturday's Claire. So, um. Hello, Saturdays, Claire.

I, I fucked it up, I guess, or Patreon fucked it up. All right. We don't have a ton of voice smells. We just have Charlie because I think it's, it's a weird, uh, placement in a recording schedule. But, um, let's listen to what Charlie has to say. Uh, hey, guys. Yeah, Liam. Times, Charlie from Ross, he, him, recounting the Union, going to Chicago, not to the football

stadium, but to the smaller stadium in Bridgeview to eliminate the Chicago fire 3-0 on goals and early hell or minutes into the game backpassed by the Chicago fireback line, went through. Dummy did pass one defender onto the keeper. who Ty Barribo stole it off of his foot and put it in the back of the net. Rebo gets a second off of a cross in the header. And then the third goal was another bad back pass that deflected off of the keeper. On to Milan Olavski, who passed it back to Bruno Damiani.

They got three goals in the first half and cruised into the conference semi-finals, which will be on the 22nd or the 23rd of this month. So, you know, really going to really pack it in and wait three weeks to get this going. But the second half was marred by multiple stoppages for Chicago fans behind Andre Blake doing the chant you can't do. Not the one the Union does, but the one that Mexican fans do that doesn't cause stoppages. as if he stopped two times, which almost led to the game being abandoned almost in the 87th minute. But both Greg Berkhalter and Jack Elliott had to go and talk to the fans to stop doing it.

Pretty much not a good look at the end. I posted the Chicago fire response and the Cupsnakes part of the Discord. But again, like, it's not to be tolerated. but again like it kind of gets tolerated a bit but you know um union advance they'll have to wait the winner of the Carolina and uh Charlotte and NYCFC series which is going to a third game which would be next week uh sports is dumb uh Dave Roberts is dumb uh fuck the Dodgers and uh later fellas yeah um yeah don't yell um homophobic things?

No. Shame. 53 minutes, 10 seconds then. Oh, this is going to be a full re-listen. Sorry. That's all right.

I play college football while I'm doing that. Or I might, this time I'll be playing Europa Universalis 5. Nice. Yeah. So let's plan that today.

I'll be playing that after this. So, all right. Thanks, Charlie. Yeah, the union. Who did he say they're playing? Well, they play Chicago. I don't know.

No, they were playing Chicago. They're going to play a lot of them. either Charlotte or New York. Got it. Yeah. All right. Shoutouts.

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