Ten Thousand Losses - Dick Clowns

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

Warning: the first 20ish minutes we talk about Israel and Palestine. The boys are back with an ep for this chilly morning, featuring their usual banter, rants, goofs, and gaffes. They talk about the N...LCS, the Eagles loss to the Jets, and do their second reading series on an Athletic article on how Philly fans are feeling positive emotions for the first time in their life.  The article: https://theathletic.com/4964226/2023/10/17/philadelphia-sports-fans-snowballs-and-santa-claus/  Leave us a voicemail! (give your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have a service made from John Cooney. What's up, dude? It's bad, man. It's bad. It's bad. It's been kind of shitty.
Starting point is 00:00:43 It's bad. It's bad uh it's been it's been kind of shitty it's bad it's bad uh yeah i i had uh personally a bad week as you and i were talking i know you uh state of the world is pretty pretty fucking rough right now uh we're gonna be talking about some current affairs in this so if you don't want to hear that too fucking bad turn it off yeah or just skip ahead until you hear dick jokes i guess uh it's always a good sign. Don't worry, we'll be your dick clowns, I guess. Like, every... Be your dick clown?
Starting point is 00:01:12 Dick clowns. Like, every fucking other... I know every other goddamn podcast is talking about the Israel-Palestine thing. Like, one of the things that podcasting is for those who produce them is it's cathartic in a way i really haven't had a fucking chance to talk about it there are people at my job who are sympathetic at least a little bit um but most people i guess i i uh i'm someone who has like a very vivid memory like i don't want to call it a photographic memory but it is basically that and when i see things that are fucked up i never forget them right uh we're recording this on the 18th the day after
Starting point is 00:02:05 they IDF blew up a hospital and is now currently lying about it and now we're seeing the back walk where we attacked the parking lot it killed 500 fucking people yeah it killed 500 people that's not the first time they attacked the fucking hospital
Starting point is 00:02:20 no exactly the you know watching a guy with his like kids fucking bodies in a bag with a leg or or i i didn't look at it long enough because i didn't want it to burn my memory so there's like a shape like that's fucked man and it it's it's it sucks as just a human being. Right. Someone who is deeply upset by oppression and justice, like the lack of justice, and someone who's very empathetic. I can't imagine what it's like for you because the country that's doing this to the palestinians likes to think that they represent all jews they sure do yeah it's uh excuse me yeah it's it's frustrating you know obviously it's it's infuriating i got a call from the jewish federation of greater philadelphia
Starting point is 00:03:19 yesterday i was in the grocery store and they were like oh we're having an action march for israel today and i was just like they're like please come down and support i was like like and i said verbatim maybe we should sit this one out yeah it was just like get the fuck out of here leave me the fuck alone don't don't contaminate your just naked racism and religious zealotry with anything I want to be a part of. But yeah, it's pretty disgusting to watch people you would sit next to in services be so just bloodthirsty goddamn monsters. It's revealing a lot about these people about how Israelis see themselves. I mean, we already knew this, but it's just like,
Starting point is 00:04:07 I, I don't want to talk about human beings trapped in an open air prison concentration camp, whatever you want to call it. You can use either phrase. Yeah. Uh, like they're fucking zoo animals.
Starting point is 00:04:18 That's we should like, there's 15 million of us left and we, and like should be a little more fucking sympathetic. Obviously not a little more. Obviously we should abolish the Israeli state at this point. I can't imagine. If I lose your Patreon dollars over that, good.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Fuck you on the way out. I don't give a shit. Yesterday I had drafted a very more harshly worded tweet. I didn't delete it shit. Like yesterday I had drafted like a very hard, more harshly worded tweet. And I changed, I deleted,
Starting point is 00:04:48 I didn't delete. I never posted it, but there was going to be a, I'll block you here. And if you want to see me in person, I'll fucking, I will more than willing to punch you in the face. If you,
Starting point is 00:05:00 if you say that shit to me in my face. And I was telling you before we recorded, like how I was just so upset. Like, like I wish a motherfucker would like, like I would have that level. And it is a family cuts me off in traffic. And then suddenly I'm beating them because I think I'm upset.
Starting point is 00:05:14 But yeah, I totally understand, man. It's a bad day to be a human being. Yeah. And there's a power, powerlessness in it because we where our tax dollars go to we we help pay for that bob dude yep and it's tax evasion is a moral duty at this point
Starting point is 00:05:34 i mean honestly yeah like yeah pay your city taxes i guess that's all it all it counts yeah but but you know i don't know i was i was talking with my wife about about this stuff and it doesn't do i'm going to try and like like like put my thesis together here like this doesn't make anti-semitism any better you know't make The way that the Israeli Portrays itself as This Jewish ethno-state And we were saying it's really like a ready ethno-state It's not really for all Jews It's not
Starting point is 00:06:13 I mean ask The Mizrahi how they're doing Or beta Israel Exactly Ask the Ethiopian Jews what happened to their, um, to their, uh,
Starting point is 00:06:29 ovaries when they move there. Like, but, but the, the, the whole, like there's already like this rift of like between the Arab world and Israel. And this is not doing it any favors.
Starting point is 00:06:43 You're, it's giving license for fucking psychos there to, to, to say their shit. It's I, I, man, it's,
Starting point is 00:06:54 it's so fucked. It's so fucked in so many ways. It's it, they're, they're just people. It's human beings. Like, could,
Starting point is 00:07:02 could you imagine when you, could you imagine someone who lived in the camps seeing this today who survived the fucking holocaust and being okay with things how they are like i you're doing i was trying to formulate like some sort of idea i mean like i don't like talk about like my spirituality very often or at all. But I think you're going to go meet your ancestors when you die. You're going to fucking talk. You're the guy who hit the joystick on that fucking bomb. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:35 You're someone who shot a kid. There's a hell for you. Don't worry. There's a hell for you. What the fuck are they going to say to your ancestors who died in the Holocaust? At least social media now is allowing the word to get out. You're seeing what war is like when it's meted on a civilian population. I guess this is what fucking 1944 in Eastern Europe looked like in some degree.
Starting point is 00:08:03 If we had social media the way we did um it just the the irony of everything it just i just want to shake fucking netanyahu's giant fucking head to be like dude do you not see what you're doing the irony of this and it's not a good kind of irony it's the worst kind of irony and it's it's the oppressed becoming the oppressors, and it's just... I mean, I can't imagine what it's like for you to feel from that direction. It's unspeakably evil. Genocide is bad.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Genocide is bad, as it turns out. Because it turns out you can't fucking do anything about your ethnicity. It doesn't mean anything anyway, because our blood's red, and we're all fucking humans. Actually, we're the least diverse of all the fucking species on the planet that are spread as far as we are like we're closer than than than most species it's because it's a different religion and a different skin color if you look at the history of zionism but like i don't
Starting point is 00:08:57 want to get too into that but man yeah they're just people and they're fucking kids. Right, exactly. Half Gaza's population is under 18. Yeah, it's just... And that our country is just beholden for just stark geopolitical reasons because, hey, they were anti-communist bulwark in the fucking Cold War. Uh-huh. They were in between the fucking non-aligned you know you know syria
Starting point is 00:09:27 and in egypt when there was the the they were trying their united arab republic thing and do we like why are we still supporting them i mean i know it's i know why yeah right exactly uh it's just it just fucking sucks i don't know what else to say man it's just it it just like as a jewish person when people are like oh well like as a jew you have to stand with this it's like no i fucking don't no i'm an anarchist b no i fucking don't no whatever nation state does war crimes i'm i'm i don't want to do that one right yeah no crime crimes against humanity or crimes against simply crimes against children yeah i i don't fuck with that sorry i don't fuck with that when i mean i there's a reason and i'm not saying like our country is good but there's a reason that the
Starting point is 00:10:20 right to petition for redress of grievance is in that fucking uh bill of rights like you have to be able to get redress for your problems like if you have got gaza is has no course of redress besides violence and it's it's kind of set up that way on purpose because hamas is a really easy group to slander. And they do have, we're not like out here like, yay Hamas. Like,
Starting point is 00:10:49 I mean, I'm sorry. I love the idea that we are just out here like, yeah, like Hamas number one foam finger. Yeah. Other than the paragliders were pretty sick, but yeah,
Starting point is 00:11:03 that is kind of cool. I got to admit that. But, you know, there's a reason that, like, the fucking left-wing groups in Gaza don't have the purchase they do now. Like, you know, you have generational trauma within this little tiny postcard or postage stamp size. Right. You know, what, the fucking size of Camden County? Not even that. Size of Manhattan.
Starting point is 00:11:24 You know know it's you're gonna it's it's gonna cause these things and a population that is oppressed in this manner is going to react violently it's human nature any of us if any of us trapped in the cage for that long got out of the cage hell yeah i we would all be on board with hey you know what do or die because we're gonna die anyway i might as well fucking die with our boots on and it sounds stupid and you know i'm sitting in a chair in the fucking western world but with with all this computer technology that's magic basically but any of us were pressing in a situation like that we would celebrate the people who fought against it even if they were rough around the edges and that's putting it
Starting point is 00:12:11 lately and we would want to fight like if philadelphia was quarantined or held under some sort of like the similar open air concentration camp yes you know i don't we're gonna be charged the light brigade across the fucking ben franklin bridge into new jersey like and and is it it's better than fucking getting mortared i guess right you know we're we're being in a hospital and getting blown up and there's a lot of a lot of just it's just tragic there's a lot of stories of bravery you know there's there's stories of of that too but you know it's man dude like fucking joe brandon man come on tell them to not get the fuck off right exactly just say hey we're both we're withholding aid now yeah yeah we like we're supposed to we don't even like meet the criteria like we don't
Starting point is 00:13:04 even do the things that like we could say oh like we're the bastion of liberty like we don't even meet the criteria. We don't even do the things that we could say, oh, we're the Bastion of Liberty. We don't even take the immigrants like we used to. We used to be able to say that. Like, oh, we have an empire. But you know what? We do like, yeah, yeah, mass immigrations with asterisk. But if you're not Chinese and you're not,
Starting point is 00:13:21 if you're from Europe, we'll treat you like shit too until you become accepted. But at least we could say that you can't say that anymore like what the fuck do we do we just fund we just fund reactionary groups state-based terrorism state-funded terrorism yeah yeah fun state-based terrorism fun nazis everywhere and and be confused when it doesn't work out yeah pretend to be confused when it was the plan all oh my god who could have foreseen this coming not me i know yeah yeah oh my god there's nazis in azov battalion what yes who would have known there are as it turns out oh there's there's i I don't know what the term is for the far... Likud party, I guess.
Starting point is 00:14:12 There's Nazis. There's effectively Nazis in Likud. It sounds so insane to say that. But you're not wrong. There's Nazis in the fucking Likud party. They're Nazis. Except they don't think the things that The Nazis thought when it came to Jews
Starting point is 00:14:28 They just flipped it Yeah exactly It rules I love to be Jewish And have to share a religion with these fucking freaks Yeah It sucks It does suck
Starting point is 00:14:43 I don't know what else to say about it it sucks and go i guess the best way we do is spread the word and and go ahead and annoy annoy your congressman i'm gonna i i oh brian for patrick yes i'm gonna bring down hellfire upon him i'm gonna get on the list i'm Look, I already am on a list. I know that. I'm pretty sure that I was being tailed at one point back in the SRA days. But then they realized I didn't do anything and they stopped tailing me. But, or it's just paranoid.
Starting point is 00:15:17 But I should ask for my FBI phone. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Privacy acts, baby. But, you know, I do think that this is, there is some optimism in the sense that I don't think I've ever heard such a pushback. Right. Not in our name from a bunch more people.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Yeah, I mean, and then there was people in the Capitol today. Yep. people yeah i mean and then there was people in the capital today yep and i think that the sort of propaganda grip is is wearing thin we don't all get our news from the mainstream outlets anymore lamestream media yes yeah the failing new york times um you can you can see it for yourself in and first person accounts accounts are worth more than second-hand accounts. Primary sources fucking matter. And I think that, I mean, I'm pretty sure that someone, I overheard someone at work saying they were fasting today.
Starting point is 00:16:18 And I am 99% sure that that person's fasting for, because they were calling for a fast today in solidarity and i i didn't get a chance to take this person aside and ask because dude like you can get fucked if you say the wrong thing in front of the wrong person right you know especially in education you know but anyway but no i i think i think there is i don't think we're drinking the kool-aid as much anymore as a populace especially young people they're because they can go and see the shit happening on social media and young people you know the youth uh abhor a hypocrite and that's so i'm going to be optimistic there and say, I think there's, there's less people buying into the bullshit.
Starting point is 00:17:08 It certainly feels that way. It certainly does feel that way. Yeah. I think there's more, there's more of it. And obviously we're in our little Twitter, Twitter, you know, curated. Right, right, right, right, right. Little bubble, but. I'm hearing people like question the narrative in more, more than I've ever heard.
Starting point is 00:17:25 More like, and not just like, Oh, the media is always lying, but like, why are the Israelis, you know, allowed to basically work this way?
Starting point is 00:17:34 Yeah. Yeah. Why are they allowed to, why did they get a free war crime card? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Well,
Starting point is 00:17:41 there's 20 minutes of, uh, if you're still with us, hello. Yeah... If you're still with us, hello. Yeah, if you're still with us. Hello, welcome to 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him. With me is my co-host, yay. Liam, hi. Liam Anderson. Hope that wasn't too much whiplash for you.
Starting point is 00:17:59 No. I hope that wasn't too much. I can't wait to re-listen to that one. Yeah, oh boy. Yeah, so I got the Eagles injury report before we do anything else. Oh boy. Reed Blankenship did not practice. Lane Johnson did not practice. Bradley Roby did not practice. Devontae Smith did not practice.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Jalen Carter limited in practice. Dallas Goddard limited practice. Darius Slay limited practice. Milton Williams limited practice. Sidney Brown, Eli Rex, Martin, limited practice. Darius Slay, limited practice. Milton Williams, limited practice. Sidney Brown, Eli Ricks, Martin Boyd. Tupuladu, full participation. All right. How are you feeling, buddy?
Starting point is 00:18:38 Well, I think my back's gotten good enough. I mean, if they want to start running a fullback again, if they want to do like, what is it, 2-1, if you have a fullback again, if they want to do like, was it 2-1 if you have a fullback? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're going to start running. They're going to change their entire offensive scheme for us. Just for us? Just for us, yeah. It's a shame.
Starting point is 00:18:54 I got to line up at a – Your H-back. I'm lining up a tackle. I'm very old. Yeah, yeah. Again, our hopes and desires to see like a wishbone offense in the NFL. Monkey's paw curls. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:13 You're H back. I'm going to be full back. I'm going to be I'm going to have someone dive through me. Oh. But yeah, you listener, you might be next next man or person or up you know just be ready for the call when when um holy shit why can't i remember his name howie when howie calls when howie calls you must be ready yes yeah that's too funny dude yeah um yeah so uh you want to just get into it um i was gonna say tell us what you uh
Starting point is 00:19:49 give us a voicemail tell us what position you would play yeah on the 267371740 give us your name pronouns panchero.com slash 10 000 losses for um steve keely go fuck yourself yeah steve yeah you you got on the fucking i'm now beefing with steve keely which which good i'm i'm in a state of of of of war with steve keely in a sense because i i there's no there's no peace with him right um what over the over the uh was it what was it the parking lot under 95? Yeah. With homeless folks there? Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Steve Kelly's a piece of shit. He's such a piece of shit. Dude's vile. He did not respond to my tweet. I just want him to come down to the shelter and work with me. But apparently he's too good for that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Among the vehicles that have South Philly residents upstep you know what i'm upset about people having to live in their fucking car yeah that's worse yeah that's that's worse that's the worst thing yeah go fuck yourself go fuck yourself go fuck yourself with a pickaxe, Steve. Dickhead. I'm going to, when City of Skylines 2 comes out, I'm going to model Steve Keighley as a building and then run a train through his dick. I like it. I like it.
Starting point is 00:21:16 I don't know Blender, but maybe I should learn it just for that. Just lend it. Yeah. It's fine. It's fine. It's easy. Oh, fuck, man oh we went dark again we went dark again yeah it's um well anyway so the birds need help badly one might say they need it they don't have anyone do not it's it's bad dude and we got coming up coming up, we got the Dolphins.
Starting point is 00:21:46 We got the Gauntlet. Yeah, we got the Dolphins. And then, yeah, the Dolphins are good this year. The offense especially is very good. We do not have an easy schedule this year. No, no. I know we both said that we're going to see regression. Hopefully we don't get too bad,
Starting point is 00:22:06 but I think it's going to be pretty rough these next four weeks. Yeah, if the O-line's not up to snuff, because people are yelling, run the ball. It's like, well, you need an O-line to run the ball. Yeah, an O-line, right, exactly. Half the people you mentioned injured were linemen. Dolphins, Commanders, Cowboys, Chiefs,boys chiefs bills niners cowboys again yeah that takes us through to the beginning of december yep it's not uh it's not gonna get easy
Starting point is 00:22:36 until the seahawks and even that at a given sunday yeah that's true um all right Alright, let's talk about the goddamn thing Let's talk about the Eagles losing to the fucking Jets We lost to the Jets The Jets, whose defense The Jets' defense is legitimate It's legit, but you would have thought That the Eagles were playing the 85 pairs Yeah, could not do anything
Starting point is 00:23:00 They were everywhere at the same time They were teleporting Right, brutal Jalen Hurts throwing Three picks anything. They were everywhere at the same time. They were teleporting. Right. Brutal. Jalen Hurts throwing three picks. Three picks, yeah. And like, unacceptably boneheaded picks.
Starting point is 00:23:15 The one was, like, they had a curl flat, and he threw to the curl, tried to thread the needle, and he had like, two guys. Just right on him. And a guy on the hill mary for some reason yeah i i don't know what that's about part of it's probably just bad play calling again still but i i jalen i don't know man i don't know what's going on i do like how the uh takes on conservative football twitter are it's because Jalen Hurts is a liberal. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Alright. Yeah, that's why. Why not? Yeah, sure. Why not? I'm pretty sure he's really I'm pretty sure he's very religious. He's talked about his faith a couple times. But, okay, yeah, that's why. I don't think he's ever said what his fucking politics are.
Starting point is 00:24:04 But, you know, maybe I'm wrong. It's because he's I don't know.'s ever said what his fucking politics are. But, you know, maybe I'm wrong. It's because he's, I don't know. Who gives a shit? That's hilarious. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, good. But we got, they brought in Julio Jones to.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Yeah, they did. For reasons I'm going to be honest with you, I don't really understand. Because there's no wide receivers. Wide receiver three, right? So they're moving on from Quez. Well, is Quez hurt? Quez is hurt. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:31 They really – yeah, so he's going to be wheeled out there with his cane, and it's going to be nice. It's going to be great. It's going to be like Satchel Paige when they had to wheel him out before he pitched. Wes Watkins is injured. Yeah. He's on IR.
Starting point is 00:24:54 John Bradley on IR. Justin Evans on IR. J.L. Carter question. Oh, my God. Whole team hurt. The whole team's hurt. Football, turns out, very bad for your health yeah um it's not great i will see how they do against the dolphins um who are playing pretty well they're five and one i think yeah five but they had two losses did they have two losses no i thought they had two losses. Did they have two losses? No, I thought they were 5-1.
Starting point is 00:25:26 They were 5-1. They lost to the Bills. Which, the Bills are good. The Bills are good. Miami has... Oh, they're 3-1. They beat the Chargers, the Patriots, the Broncos, and then lost to the Bills by 28.
Starting point is 00:25:43 So they have a pretty leaky defense. They beat the Panthers and didn't Matt Rule get fired because of that? Or did he get fired at the beginning of the year? He got fired last year. Last year. He's a coach for Nebraska.
Starting point is 00:25:58 The entire Panthers organization is in dire need of help. I look forward to this Sunday's 1 o'clock game. Your Washington Commanders at your New York football giants. That'll be a toilet bowl. Yeah, I was going to say that's two turds jousting. Yes, I look forward to it.
Starting point is 00:26:19 What else we got? Well, the whole team shirt. I don't know what else. I don't know what to say about the birds. I think once JL Carter goes back, the defense has kind of been playing fine. They've held.
Starting point is 00:26:35 They've held. It wasn't like we were blown out. It really is the offense right now. It's really all in the offense right now, I'd say. It's hard to win a close game with three picks it's it is jalen needs jalen also needs help play calling wise yeah i i don't know what's going on i'm not going to pretend to be i know a little bit but i'm not going to pretend like i actually like fucking
Starting point is 00:27:00 know what students are going for right right it, you know, something as simple as just getting the sort of coordinators to all work together, you know, get that to gel. It's hard when you're on your, what, third offensive coordinator in three years or five years or something, maybe third and four. Yeah, I fucking hate the coach carousel bullshit. It sucks so much. It's really hard. It's really hard to have someone.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Yeah. That sucks. Anyway, well, do you want to stay with football but go to college? Yeah. Yeah. So our beloved. Our beloved Temple Owls. Oh, they're so bad.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Oh, they're so bad. They are worse than some. I saw a chart comparing all football teams down to d3 and they are worse than some like d1 like d2 i i believe that i the hundred percent believe that it's like the best d2 teams but like still our our best game of the year was still losing to UTSA. Yeah. There's I don't know. We lost to North Texas during the 45-14 during. North Texas is
Starting point is 00:28:13 decent. They played in Tulane this week. That actually should be fun. We're going to be at the Temple SMU game. Don't look for us. We're going to lose our What's our record? Two and five. Oh.
Starting point is 00:28:28 We beat Akron and FCS Norfolk State. We are going to lose our diploma. Well, I'm going to lose my diploma. Your Rutgers diploma will be fine. I'm going to lose my Temple diploma. Hey, man, Rutgers is five and two right now. Listen, Rutgers, one more win and they're bowl eligible, baby. Let's schedule one more win and they're bowl eligible, baby. Let's schedule
Starting point is 00:28:46 one more. Can we schedule one more BCS team? So, you know, FCS team, I mean, so that we can Can we get two wins against FCS team if you bowl eligible out this time? Yeah, yeah. Hey, Rutgers beat Northwestern, Temple, Virginia Tech,
Starting point is 00:29:03 Wagner, who has FCS, and then Michigan State. Nah, Rutgers is having a decent year. Rutgers is Northwestern, Temple, Virginia Tech, Wagner, who has FCS, and then Michigan State. No, Rutgers is having a decent year. Rutgers is decent right now. And then would you like to hear their November opponents? Yes, please. Versus number three, Ohio State. At number 24, Iowa.
Starting point is 00:29:19 At number seven, Penn State. Closing off with Maryland. Ooh, yeah. They're going to win somewhere there. 7 Penn State. Closing off with Maryland. Ooh, yeah. Yeah. They're going to win somewhere there. Rutgers versus... Yeah, I believe. I got to say, I will root for Rutgers over all those teams. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:29:37 I mean, I was accepting the Rutgers. They were a safety school. Hey, you'd be nice. I just don't like them when they're playing Temple. Understandable. Yeah, so we're playing SMU this Friday. We got the Navy.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Should win against Navy, but maybe not. USF. Oh, I forgot UAB's in the Alabama. University of Alabama at Birmingham. Yes. Yeah, and then Memphis. Are we going to get kicked out of the AAC? We probably should. We were kicked out of the Big East
Starting point is 00:30:10 at one point. We're not holding a competitive football program. We lost by 31 to North Texas. God, this program is miserable. Hey, so you excited for the game? Oh yeah, I can't wait to watch SMU win by 70. This program is miserable. All right. Yeah. Hey, so you excited for the game? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:25 I can't wait to watch SMU win by 70. Yeah. I don't think it'll be that. Oh, we're the worst team in the American. Are we the worst team in college football? Well, at least in college football, no. I think there's got to be someone else that's worse than us, right? Let's see. BCS
Starting point is 00:30:47 rankings. Bottom. Bottom 25. Let's see. We got to be in the bottom 25. Oh, yeah. Uninclusive. Is there any team that's totally... Arizona State? They play in a legitimate conference. We don't. Nevada is worse
Starting point is 00:31:03 than us. I saw that. Nevada is worse than us, and I think UMass is worse than us. Oh, we're not in a legitimate conference. We don't. Nevada is worse than us. I saw that. Nevada is worse than us, and I think UMass is worse than us. Oh, we're not in the bottom 25. No, we should be. We're terrible. We're not. Not according to CBS. It's Boise State, UAB, Houston, South Florida, North Texas,
Starting point is 00:31:17 Middle Tennessee. It's all the teams we're playing. Navy, Northern Illinois, UTEP, Akron, Connecticut, UConn, Go Huskies, Colorado State, Arkansas State. Sorry, Dad. Yeah. Hawaii. UMass is 1-7.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Who did UMass beat? Oh, New Mexico State. And then lost to Auburn, Miami of Ohio, Eastern Michigan, New Mexico again. Arkansas, Toledo. They just lost 63-0 to Penn State. Ooh. Yeah, Nevada's the number one bottom
Starting point is 00:31:49 25. Oh, Temple is not in the ESPN bottom 10 after week 7. Fight, fight, fight for the cherry and the white. Go Owls. We're not at the bottom. We're just barely there. I'm kind of insulting that we're not though right like we're treading water two and five baby oh man that's just that's so depressing
Starting point is 00:32:14 oh man okay oh um so anyway in jumping back did you you want to cover your last football thing about Aaron Rodgers before we move on to good sports? Stop fucking talking about vaccines, my guy. I could break you in half like Bane did to Batman. Fucking stop talking. He's 82 years old. This is creepy and weird. He doesn't have tendons anymore. I am so tired of Aaron Rodgers.
Starting point is 00:32:44 I wish I was so smart yeah so brain genius uh we're so out of order i know um accidentally closing up there it is uh yeah i so uh fuck the diamondbacks yeah they're in theves. The Braves got fucked. We didn't record last week because it was kind of rough and we didn't get a chance to. You know how I feel. You know how I feel. I was like about the Braves. I was like, yo, fuck that team.
Starting point is 00:33:15 But with the Diamondbacks, I don't feel malice. I'm just like, you are in my way. I am the team of destiny and you are in my way. Right. I mean, congrats guys. You got pretty far. You got pretty far. You're not the succeed like Phillies thing going on.
Starting point is 00:33:30 That's not where you are. Hey, they fucking rocks. You beat the Dodgers. Dodgers are trash. But the Phillies are a whole nother fucking beast. The brave, the Braves,
Starting point is 00:33:43 they played that one game, that one game we lost on a fucking mistake. The Braves, they played that one game. That one game we lost on a fucking mistake. We are weaponized chaos. The home field advantage is just disgusting. The Braves never
Starting point is 00:33:58 really had a chance. They won that second game, but it was kind of like one of my mistakes. They really meant to lose that second game. And the one where Harper tripped up. It was a dumb shitty loss, and they got fucking rocked. I mean, they were close games. It wasn't last night.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Last night, we beat the Diamondbacks 10-0. 10-0. It was magnificent. That has got to be one of the more lopsided LCS scores In history The Diamondbacks just aren't on the same level No they Beat the Dodgers but the Dodgers had no pitching But you do the Diamondbacks
Starting point is 00:34:35 They have three guys No they did not And we lit up Gallon Schwarber's off his fucking Oh yeah He's, he's, he breaked into Homer's last night alone.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Yeah. He's, he's something else. He's a God. Um, I, I do love that. Like I'm getting some of my students into baseball and they're watching it and they're like,
Starting point is 00:34:57 they're like trying to talk sports now. Like, and they're trying to be like Schwarber. Like, yeah. Wow. Like that guy's he's big. He's good at home.
Starting point is 00:35:05 I was like, yeah, he is. Welcome to the club be like, Schwarber, like, yeah, wow. Like, that guy, he's big. He's good at home runs. I was like, yeah, he is. Welcome to the club. It's gross. It's gross. This Phillies offense is just home runs. Yeah. I was texting a friend of mine a few days ago, and I was like, oh, it's cool that we're going to win every game just on solo shots.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's effectively what – before the rupture opened yesterday, that's what it was. That's what the Jack Gallagher game was fucking too... I mean, you have a first pitch home run. There's nothing... That's why Kyv and Kyle Schroeder are up as the number one. Nothing is more demoralizing.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Than immediately going down 1-0. When you're first pitch. Right. It's like, fuck. Because pitchers, it's all about how they are. Gallin actually kind of kept his composure. He pitched a decent game. He didn't give up that many runs.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Right. And, but yeah, Dimebacks, I do worry a little bit about Chase Field that we kind of suck there in the past. I don't know if the vibe is the same. I also think we're playing against a pitcher with a 6-4-5 ERA. Yeah, they don't have. They don't have pitchers. Are they going to do the same thing with they have Suarez start?
Starting point is 00:36:18 Because I haven't gotten too into this. I would imagine they have Suarez start tomorrow night. I believe he's projected, yes. Taiwan for game four. Just finish it up. Wrap it up in Arizona. Don't let it come back. Be rested, although apparently that's the worst possible thing you can be in baseball.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Well, depending on how this ALCS is going, we might not have to wait too long. Yeah. Because Texas is up, what, 2-0 right now? Yep. Over the Astros. Astros. Both series can be, like, the ALCS can end Thursday if Texas sweeps, and then we can end it Friday if we sweep.
Starting point is 00:37:04 And then I think World Series on Monday I believe so yeah that would be that would be um no it starts the 27th well that's long yeah that's too many days I know they want to start it on the weekend but that's too many days I don't like I don't like winning like Friday than having a week off right I don't like winning Friday than having a week off. Right. I don't like that at all. Right. But the Rangers, I'm less afraid of, I guess. I could be really... I am...
Starting point is 00:37:35 No, I agree with you. That's just a gut feeling. You're a good team. Yes. But I will say that that is also how I feel. But then on the other hand, getting the Revenge series would be nice. I've got to tell you this. If it's a Rangers-Philips World Series, having the very homoerotic guys kissing each other team,
Starting point is 00:37:58 playing the We Don't Have Pride Night team, I kind of like that a lot. And settling into the depths of hell, yes. Yeah, I really like that a lot. And settling into the depths of hell, yes. Yeah, I really like that a lot. I know they don't have all the same shitheads they used to have, but I'm trying to think, what's his name? The guy who owned a gun store in the town. And you've all do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:18 I know who you're talking about. Brooks Raley. He's not on the team anymore. Good. But, yeah. Fucking asshole. Yeah, we'll see what happens. But yeah. Fucking asshole. Yeah. Yeah, we'll see what happens. What happens. Yeah, I mean Rangers took home field advantage away from the Astros. Right, exactly.
Starting point is 00:38:34 We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. I'm feeling good. Yeah, I'm feeling good, which is that bad? It's probably bad. Yeah, it's probably bad. Yeah, so that probably bad. Uh, yeah. So that's baseball.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Uh, there's been some other shit. I think maybe we should do like a deeper dive on this. Maybe next week with the Marlins, Kim Ng, who was our general manager left after the Marlins went like over her head and hired a president of baseball operations. It was scummy. Yeah, it's scummy. the Marlins, of course, making the playoffs for the first time hired a president of baseball operations it was scummy yeah it's
Starting point is 00:39:05 scummy um the marlins of course making the playoffs for the first time in a couple years and much of that success was credited to her you know the baseball world is a fucking old boys club you know fuck that shit and yeah well kim kimming uh deserved better i think we should do a deep dive on that because we also there was also the the the woman, I'm forgetting her name now the coach for the the Giants who's interviewed Alyssa something I want to say yeah
Starting point is 00:39:34 man, that's not a Twitter comment thread you want to read no, I'm good Alyssa Naken N-A-K-K-E-N Knacken Knacken Knacken
Starting point is 00:39:47 I don't know yeah just there's and of course all the players who've worked with her said nothing but like
Starting point is 00:39:53 good shit of course yeah it's just the fans who are fucking stupid morons assholes
Starting point is 00:39:59 yeah because somehow a woman can't right give instructions I guess we've never had female bosses or
Starting point is 00:40:06 you never had a mom. Right. I did have a mom. Do have a mom, I should say. Yeah. Stupid. It's stupid. Anyway. So, I have in here for the Sixers that
Starting point is 00:40:21 James Harden's not at camp. I thought he was at camp. Oh, he's not at camp as of today. Oh. The fuck is going on? What's going on? I don't know, dude. He's mad at Daryl Morey or something.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Holy shit. I have no idea. He skipped practice today. Yeah, he skipped practice, so now he's not at camp. The rumor is that he went to Houston. I don't know. They asked him, Bede, and he said maybe he had something to do. Jesus. Please.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Please. Make this stop. I just want this to be over so I can watch basketball when baseball is over. Right. Please. Please. For the love of God. It's not like Temple basketball is going to be any good. No. gonna be no no no no temple basketball is hideous as we've established that's it just sucks dude it just
Starting point is 00:41:12 sucks yeah um i don't yeah this this fuck it i don't care anymore um flyers are two and one yeah they beat their season they won their home opener against the caducks. Couturier is back, and that's enough of the Flyers. Yep. Oh, speaking of one more thing on the Sixers, the Philly Boys fired their 76ers beat writer, Jackson Frank, because he responded to the Sixers pro-Israel tweet
Starting point is 00:41:38 by saying, this sucks. But he was right to do so. So, fuck you, Philly Boys. Why can't you just let people have opinions? Why can't you just be normal? Yeah, just have opinions. Like, we all have opinions. You know, we can disagree.
Starting point is 00:41:53 You can employ someone who disagrees. Right. Right, it's not like this person's a fucking Nazi. Like, Jesus Christ. Anyway. Let's see. Let me get this screwed up. Oh, well, the Eagles have julio jones now we forgot to mention that oh we did mention it oh did we i
Starting point is 00:42:12 thought we did oh yeah we did my bad because we were talking about quest my fault yeah yeah it's good i'm pulling up the article for the reading series so we have a another installment i guess this is our technically our second installment of the 10 000 losses reading series and boy is this article something else and by that i mean stupid it's it is dumb i'm gonna say at the end of the day it's a stupid article it's definitely titled in a way to be baiting. Stop trying to rehab us. But again, it's more discourse about Philly fans. It's interesting because I think both of us have different takes where you're like, no, we're still fucking psychos, which is true. I agree with you there.
Starting point is 00:42:58 I don't think we're necessarily psychos. is i just like this like trying to like after years of like the media saying like philly fans are awful and terrible and like retreading it and like doing it themselves and then to turn around and be like oh wow like they're all so nice now like we're like creatures on display right like yeah they're nice now they were but this idea that like being nice or having positivity is alien to us is fucking stupid and wrong. Right. Exactly. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Like we just boo everyone. Like we boo our players when they hit a home run. Is that what you think it is? That's what that's what that's how it comes across. That's certainly how it comes across, dude. So let's get into this. This is why kindler, gentler Philly fans are done with snowballs and Santa Claus. Dude, that was in the, what, the 60s or 70s?
Starting point is 00:43:55 We talked about it. We did it on one of the posts. We read the whole story. By the athletic MLB staff, October 7, 2013. 2023, not 2013. And it's by three people people andy mccullough chad jennings is steve and jay nesbitt so when we read the article you can't get us for a copyright my i love the setting the scene i love this this we're gonna set the philadelphia scene i'm gonna
Starting point is 00:44:20 paint a picture where i'm gonna fly i going to, I have a BA in journalism. I'm really going to flex my vocabulary here. I'm going to really try and show, not tell. Byline Philadelphia. In the parking lots outside Citizens Bank Park, in the hours before Philadelphia hosted the first game of the National League Championship Series, the people of the Delaware Valley communed. They tossed footballs as helicopters buzzed overhead they chomped hoagies from primos and wawa they sipped bud light and miller light
Starting point is 00:44:54 for his light and core's banquet yangling and also yangling okay that sentence i like the vibe felt more subdued than unhinged a dynamic that would change as the first pitch drew closer i i can hear you like i can hear noises as i read this i'm five yeah as soon as you ever build it it's like a switch goes off said chris edge a 42 year old from martin in new jersey so not from ph from Marlton, New Jersey. So not from Philadelphia. So not from Philadelphia. Okay, just making sure. Because that kind of makes it sound like he's from Philadelphia, but he's fucking not.
Starting point is 00:45:32 What do you... That accent goes into fucking Marlton. I know where it goes. You know Marlton well. Too well. I actually, unfortunately, do know Marlton too well. Yes, I know know Marlon too well I dated someone from Marlon
Starting point is 00:45:47 oh sorry yeah no you hear you feel everyone knows you saw him at that point bring your energy bring your positivity I guess that makes sense because if it was someone from Philly schools it would be just yo go birds
Starting point is 00:46:02 this is a Phillies game I hate when we do the Eaglesagles chant at phil's games way too fucking early only if we're up if we're up 10 to nothing i like it or if it's in the way game i'm okay with that yeah but like it's like uh we did it at the braves game and they didn't like that that was pretty funny yeah um so the the the the article continues uh to kind of explain they welcome the Dimebacks to booze, etc., etc. And they say the energy, one of the quotes here is like energy has been a hallmark of the fan experience. That is true. That is true.
Starting point is 00:46:36 But here's where I get annoyed. Positivity is more of a newfangled concept. Don't. Don't. No. No. Shut up. Do you think we weren't positive Don't. No. No. Shut up. Do you think we weren't positive when the fucking
Starting point is 00:46:47 in 2008 or 2017? Like, come on. And then it's almost like they're admitting they're baiting a little bit. This next paragraph will infuriate almost every Philadelphian who reads it. For decades, the city's fans were defined by bad behavior, isolated incidents that became a collective blight for the populace.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Well, shut up. The shorthand went, we're not just vicious and vulgar. They were dangerous. They pelted Santa Claus with snowballs. They chucked batteries at St. Louis Cardinal outfielder J.D. Drew. They cheered the injury of Dallas Cowboys wideout Michael Irvin.
Starting point is 00:47:20 You know what, go ahead. Fuck Michael Irvin. They booed Mike Schmidt and Allen Iverson and Donovan McNabb. They comported themselves with such rowdiness that Veterans Stadium, the former home You know what, go ahead. Fuck Michael Irvin. What? What does that mean? How many of... First off, that was Seamus McCaffrey who got shit-canned for sending dick pics to, I forget what the name,
Starting point is 00:47:44 the reporter. Uh, but anyway, um, or was it just even forwarding a porn or something like that? I can't remember. But, uh,
Starting point is 00:47:52 anyway, okay. How many Michael Irvin, Michael Irvin was Michael Irvin's last season. Okay. So Michael Irvin, uh, last played in 1999.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yeah. That's a long time ago now yeah that's what what's over 20 years ago now right yeah yeah it's 20 24 years ago yeah people who were born in 99 are in grad school now don't do do it. Don't do that. Really, a lot of stadiums have a holding cell. That's there. They can hold you there. A lot of stores have that, too. They have a room they can lock you in until the cops get there.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Again, it's all pandering. right and then and then this next i don't like being treated like an anthropological study i can tell you that i do i feel like that i feel like we're like in the exhibit right now like and and of course and i honestly the writers themselves look you're working for the athletic dude you're not getting paid that much i understand you're trying to you're trying to get this article in. They probably make you write too much and for too little.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I understand. Yeah. Get the bag. But what is this bullshit? But this paragraph will relieve almost every Philadelphian who has not yet chucked their phone into a wall. Yeah, because we're all fucking lead poison idiots.
Starting point is 00:49:22 That reputation is changing according to interviews of radio hosts, rock stars, and regular folks, who describe the emergence of a fanbase enlivened by the possibility of success, rather than embittered by the inevitability of failure. These are kinder, gentler Philly fans. Shut up!
Starting point is 00:49:38 Don't get a twister out here, said Eric Fink, a 34-year-old from Northeast Philadelphia. We're still saying crazy people. Is that the guy who owns Fink's Hoagies? I don't know. We're just doing this a bit differently. And then they quote some WIP guys and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Dude, I've been in this city. I was born here. I've been in the Delaware Valley my entire life, except for the couple of months i lived in fucking penn state and then i lived in rome it doesn't really feel that different what's what's different what do you like we've always cheered the success we've always wanted the guys
Starting point is 00:50:17 to play well exactly that's what i don't understand that when have we not been positive about, like, Chase Utley, like, Chase Utley, Jimmy Rollins, Ryan Howard, Carlos Ruiz, the Flying Hawaiian Chain Victorino, these are guys, Pat Burrell, all guys we love. Right. How about the guys from
Starting point is 00:50:40 the Andy Reid days? You know, McNabb and fucking James Thrash, Todd Pinkston. These guys are fucking remembered and loved. Like, it's
Starting point is 00:50:49 Brian Dawkins. Like, suddenly now we're positive? Did we not like those guys before? Yeah, they, you know why we booed McNabb?
Starting point is 00:50:58 Because fucking dipshit, fucking Angelo Cataldi. I forget who the guy they wanted instead. Yeah, Angelo Cataldi, most irrelevant man. He's not even from philly he's from connecticut yeah um fucking embarrassing yeah and then and then the rest of the article is talking about like how great the crowd's been which is true um i mean nick castellanos saying i fuck with philly love it castellanos saying, I fuck with Philly. Love it. Castellanos, who I found out his dad is like a fucking doctor.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Did you know that? I did not know that. Yeah. So maybe he is smarter than he lets on. Maybe he does have two brain cells. They talk to Larry Boa. He says he loves Philadelphia. They talk about the rally towels.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Somewhere in my mom's house, there's rally towels from fucking 2008. Like, it's nothing new. And then they go go and they talk about the trey turner thing which we've already covered that before multiple times yeah um so the next i'm skipping ahead in the article it's like they talk about trey turner Turner and the standing ovation, and then it spreads to social media. The ensuing reaction offered a rejoinder to those. I love rejoinder. There we go.
Starting point is 00:52:12 I'm going to use my thesaurus. I'm going to make a deadline, goddammit. Yeah. Thank God it's built into word on the incidents of the past. The one cemented the national reputation of the Philadelphia fan. A recitations of those moments elicit groans from the locals. Throwing snowballs at Santa in 1968, question mark? And they talk to, like, Glenn Mac now. And he says it was at, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Albatross on her neck. The J.D. Drew game with the batteries. He's tied, but they're tied back to the intro here but i i i it's it's it's more than it's you know how these articles are like the more you read it the less actually it matters but um you know they talk about boom about how boom owned it i mean that's why mike schmidt got cheered schmidt fucked up he got booed and then he he wore a wig being funny pretending he was you know didn't want to get get caught whatever like that and we loved it because it was like ah he's being funny yeah he's owning up to it in his own way um this article is way too long i yes it dude i just
Starting point is 00:53:20 reopened it i was just like what the what the how? They talk about Jack Fritz who has their own podcast. They talk way too much about betting. Don't listen to it. They used to like those guys. If you start putting betting lines in your tweets, I immediately stop respecting you.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I understand you want to make money, but it's stupid. Now they're talking about radio stations, Citizens Bank Park, how it's new, devotion to Gridiron. Okay, yeah. It's sort of like, it's meandering from its original. I just, I don't get this infatuation with us being nice now.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Yeah. I really don't get it. It's just very babying in a way that I hate. Like, oh, yeah, you're like softies on the inside, aren't you? It's like, fucking, I'm a grown-ass man. Leave me alone. It's like the shit. It's almost like language that would have been used in, like, the late 19th century
Starting point is 00:54:21 describing, like, a group of whoever was being colonized who like side it with the noble savages shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, yeah, it's,
Starting point is 00:54:30 it's almost, there's like some kind of like, I get some of that vibe. Yeah. The noble savage sort of thing. Like, um, and they,
Starting point is 00:54:38 and the, the article ends up talking about us fucking with, with, uh, Zach Gallen chanting his name. I, this is really really The word count here After Castellanos Homer'd in the second, the ballpark
Starting point is 00:54:52 Elongated the syllables Of Gallen's name In the schoolyard tone Gallen, Gallen Gallen Man, write a fucking book What do you fucking want me to do about it? Write a short story What do you fucking want me to do about it? Like, write a short story.
Starting point is 00:55:07 What do you fucking want me to do about it? Oh, I just hate how the elongated syllables. Yeah, it's called a chant. That's how chants work. Welcome to English, where things are iambic. And we like to have, you know, a beat on and a beat off. Well, yeah, we like the beat off too. Not a boy.
Starting point is 00:55:27 There you go. It's an English teacher coming out. And they call it braying. The braying continued intermittently until Galland imparted it in the fifth. The crowd paused only to holler the chorus of the second base when Bryson stopped. Welcome, stuff. A-OK by Ty Birdies's, a nightly ritual.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Again, word count. You got this stadium full of jabroni singing. It's A-OK, Hall said. It's a beautiful thing. And then they talk about everyone's ass clenching with Kate Cranborough and then dancing on their own. And then the article finishes with, they had brought the energy. Only seven victories separate the Phillies from a championship.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Of that, they could be positive. And what did I think of this story? I'm putting a meh. All right. Yeah, and then all the comments
Starting point is 00:56:16 are people from Philly saying that you're acting like this is stupid. This is dumb. Like, stop. And then there's one that says Santa sucked to serve the snowballs.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Yes. Which is true. Which which is true he was carrying laundry um let's see what are some of the other ones the change of vibes is real no it's not uh we said i left the here go i'm a displaced philadelphian who hasn't lived there since the 90s the chains and vibes is real um and then one of the comments is you're joking right so fucking funny the fuck do you know you haven't been here uh yeah here guy like this one this guy says ps says i lived in philly area my whole life i've always told people there's two things that we judge athletes by do you want to do you want to win as much as we do and will you hold yourself accountable right do those two things and you're basically golden here exactly 100 what's we always say and it's and it's always it's been that way it's been that way as long as i've been alive i know you know in the 60s there might have been you know like fucking shit that
Starting point is 00:57:20 dick allen heard that's different that's dumbass racist bullshit like we're but the philly the psycho philly fan shit really is that hold yourself accountable own up your mistakes and do your best and hustle and hustles uh and hustle yeah um yeah the rest of the comments are people sort of either agreeing there's like transplants agreeing and then there's like natives saying this is stupid this is dumb but it just tells you tells you everything about that right i don't it's just stupid it's stupid and the article is like way too full of purple prose like all right man like we get it you could have cut this word count down you cut the yeah it's a it's a it's a short story it's not a It's not an article. Yeah, where's the editor?
Starting point is 00:58:08 They probably fired the editors at The Athletic. They probably just used Grammarly now. All right. Well, anyway, that's our second reading series. So thanks, Andy McCullough, Chad Jennings, and Stephen J. Nesbitt for being our punching bags. Whoever you, whichever, just start writing fiction. Just write sports fiction or something like that. All right. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Nice. Here we go. All right. Let's, let's get to our listener message. So we got one voicemail this week.
Starting point is 00:58:40 It's from Charlie. He's in the ocean for some reason though. Hi, Charlie. In the ocean. Thank you, Charlie. Hey, guys. I'm an Ox pro.
Starting point is 00:58:49 He's in. You need to finally win a game after five straight draws. They beat Atlanta United 3-2. I only watched the first 20 minutes of the game. Because the Philadelphia Phillies are through to the as National League divisional series winning 7-1 over the Miami Marlins right inside hitting a grand slam the goals for the Union were all three front men finally getting on the board Gossag would be a penalty kick Then we were in Toronto Scoring the first half
Starting point is 00:59:27 Atlanta getting two in the second half Coach fading out As I was only watching The field game after 8 o'clock So you know When I don't watch they pull the Michigan J fraud And start doing stuff But it's the
Starting point is 00:59:43 Zillion matches into the regular season. There's only two left now when they get national on Saturday and then the Cleveland day with the Rebs as we'll be
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Starting point is 01:00:26 day in Philadelphia. Later, guys. Thanks, Charlie. It did sound like he was at the bottom of an ocean. It sounded like his microphone switched or something like that. The Bing A, I got neutered.
Starting point is 01:00:42 After the Braves won. After you. I wouldn't be surprised. I've never had a tweet get... Go like that, yeah. A hundred, some odd thousand views before. Yeah, my follower account jumped up, too. Just before, like,
Starting point is 01:00:56 Elon Musk was going to, like, start charging new members or something like that. Right. So, you know, what's the point of my, you know, fucking having a user count but uh great question yeah uh but what was i gonna say oh yeah so i tried to get some braves ones and i used like very similar prompts i used before and it was like this is this contain this triggered our filter you know so i think hours yeah it learned like how we were getting around the filter
Starting point is 01:01:23 um that's lame that's stupid you know let us have fun that's the only reason ar art is worth anything is for fun it's it's because it really is just stealing shit from for people on the 76ers arena proposal bonus we did with Roz saying they really want a video of Roz walking around in the Sephora. Okay. I'll do my best. Yeah, we'll make that a secret tier bonus. Roz, what's this? It's makeup.
Starting point is 01:02:07 It's makeup. That would be very funny, though. Yeah, that actually would be really funny. There's like one fucking... There's always one fucking fly in this room. I don't know where it came from. It's so fucking funny. It's so fucking funny.
Starting point is 01:02:23 You see me going after it. It's like every time I record this fly, where is it living? Right. Flies die after like three days. Not this one. And it's like a fruit,
Starting point is 01:02:34 it's like a fucking fruit fly. Like, are my cats keeping a stash of bananas I don't know about? In the walls. Yeah, in the walls. They are, they are, they do get up to shenanigans
Starting point is 01:02:44 sometimes. All right. We are running long. I did say it was gonna be two hours that's okay but um yeah so we got an hour we got an hour more to fill okay yeah we'll make this metric mike dm go extra long no no we won't do that uh so metric mike dm'd us. So Blue Jackets former head coach Mike Babcock got fired? Yeah. What the fuck happened? And do I get to be mad at Barstool Sports via spitting chiclets for my fucking team?
Starting point is 01:03:19 Or did stop clock principle kick in here? And the dude did actually suck and needed to go. It's complicated. And then fuck OSU, fuck the Capitals, fuck SAP, you pricks. SAP is a software company. Yeah. That's so funny. They make a software for shitload of companies, including Redacted, and it's the worst software ever.
Starting point is 01:03:36 I hate it. And they sponsor NHL hockey. Their logo appears on the board storing Blue Jackets games. I think they're headquartered out there, but I'm not totally sure. Yeah, and you... They're headquartered out there but i'm not totally sure um yeah and you the headquartered in waldorf germany so you said you were going to answer this one yeah so this is kind of weird but basically uh babcock asked to see a bunch of players phones and like go through the camera roll that's weird yeah and that was just like thought to be an invasion of privacy and he got shit canned over it yeah i agree yeah do you
Starting point is 01:04:12 remember when there was like a trend of like employers asking for like your facebook login yeah and i remember i i knew a guy who was like yeah i'm gonna do it i'm like no you're a bitch you're a bitch exactly like like you're that's that's that's coward behavior yep you if anyone had ever said it to me to interview i'd say i'm sorry i don't think it's gonna work out this is not gonna work out yeah exactly yeah i don't you don't get my private anything nope sorry yeah yeah what i do off the clock is none of your fucking business heroin yeah as long as i come into work, I'm not leaving. Be for enjoyment, not for employment. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Oh, man. Yeah. So that's fucking weird. Oh, I do want to thank Wayne. Wayne is the one who sent me the news on the Philly Voice. I just remembered that. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry for your delayed shoutout, Wayne.
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