Ten Thousand Losses - E-L-G-L-E-S

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

In a very rambly (even for 10kL) episode, the gents talk unregulated firearms, Cover 0, fantasize about Jalen Hurts big-dogging Presinalt Turmp, and answer listener messages. GO BIRDS, FUCK THE CHIEFS! Find out bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  They animated Tom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_uy8mFby4  Follow us on Bluesky: Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/liamfromwtyp.bsky.social  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge ice balls. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head assessment, John Keene. We're live, we're recording from Snowpocalypse 2025. I had off today. Me too. No no you didn't well I had to do like pretend bullshit I did like check in yeah yeah what did I say about having

off the same day as me we can't do it because one of us has to shovel coal to the podcast podcast reactor. Oh yeah, look at that chug. It's actually a bioreactor. We put like a... Shit, that riff just died. Yeah, we actually take shit and we throw it in there. And out comes the podcast. Yeah, that's the slot. Well, it's actually it's nice because then there's also Slop is made as a byproduct of podcasting and we can reuse it. Yeah, we do.

We do. Yeah. And I don't know if you saw it because you haven't been active on Blue Sky. I mean, you just got your account reinvigorated, I guess. I blued today. You blued yourself? I, I blue today. You blue, you blue yourself. I blue myself today. The, where I was at the Philadelphia Museum of Art on Sunday and saw the invite dickhead.

Yeah. Abraham Lincoln's slop jar. It's in the go into the American history, the presidential China collection. There's a Abraham Lincoln slop jar. I don't know what goes in there. slop. slop. that's where he kept his, well the joke was that's where he keeps his podcasts. or kept the more IP. we, uh, bless up. bless up lincoln. yeah. too soon. let me literally. Damn. Yeah. So, that's been, what a six days it's been. What a six days it's been. It's been fun.

It's great. I love it. 17 days until this president say it, I'm going to fucking jump off a bridge. I don't. I had to censor half of last podcast. Yeah, I know. Just half of it was just purely censored. That's all it was.

Good. Good. And that was last week. This week is... Are you going to go to Clinton again? Did I start giving vocal fry? A little bit. Come back and...

No. No. Wrong. Did I start getting vocal fry? A little bit. Come back and... No. Good. No. Good. Wrong. Listen, that little boy that was in Philadelphia as a child, he's got a podcast now.

They need their help. They need my help. Oh, no. Oh, no. Liam is falling forward. I'm gonna stay here. Yeah, just stay there for the whole podcast. I mean, look, I think.

We're just retreating into sports. Well, there's no sports retreat into I'm not watching the flyers. Hey, you can talk to six. The sixers. Oh, I forgot to put the Sixers had like a trade. Yeah, they traded a bunch of guys there. They're they're doing like a sell off, dude. This is pretty rough. Dude, it's it's it's it's it's Josh Harris.

Ducking the tax so he could play with his new toy, the Washington commanders. Yeah, makes me so mad. Yeah, like, you know, the meme of, you know, Andy throwing of, you know, Andy throwing the toys into the bin from Toy Story. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's, oh, you just had two different beverages.

Mm-hmm. Did you have a Bud Light and a Coca-Cola Chaser? No. What was the first one? Nope. Listen, we have to do a can check. I have my water bottle. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I drank all the cans. Go get a can. There's... I have a... It's like the Simpsons climbing to this tissue box with a fucking gun.

I'm going to the Spruce Goose. Oh, what was that? What was that? La Colombe? La Colombe. Not made in Philly anymore. No. Norton Shores, Michigan.

They used to make those Johns right by... They used to have a distillery in Fishtown. Well, their La Colombe had a distillery? Yes. That's stupid. It was really good rum and now you can't get it anymore. I never had it. Their roaster was in Port Richmond.

Hang on. Over 2013, they used to have a distillery. The rum was good for coffee. Look, or can't buy it anymore. Can't do that anymore. Can't do this. The country used to build railroads. Yeah, can't have to get out of that in America. Yeah. Yeah. So speaking of shit, we can't have an America trans people in sport, trans.

Well, no trans women in sports. All right. Right. Even though they are fewer than 10, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 All of collegiate sports because our president is a fucking Absolute moron Elon mushed Elon mush. No, I'm keeping it. Elon mush should redacted himself You should have a very nice time. Did you hear Trump talk about the water in California? Oh yeah. I heard Ross get real bad about it.

They bring it from British Columbia and it was very hard to turn on the pipes, but we managed. The pipes were turned on. What? I mean, this dude has no idea what he's talking about. I didn't know we did the Rocky Mountain Trench. Also, we're going to turn Gaza into Mar-a-Lago. We live in the dumbest highland possible.

Yeah, what was the name of that project? I don't know if you guys did an episode on it. No, we didn't. The North America Water Power Alliance. Oh, yes, yes. This idea that you were gonna drain the entirety of Western Canada's lakes and run it down the Rocky Mountain trench.

Cold war Army Corps of Engineers. And they were going to build it with peaceful nuclear explosions. Yeah, which we did an episode on. Oh, well, there's your problem. The plowshares. That might have been where I first heard about this then. You might have mentioned it. Yeah. Absolutely fucking insane mentioned it. Yeah. Yeah.

Absolutely fucking insane. Absolutely fucking insane. The Soviets tried that shit too. They tried to do that shit with Siberia. Sarbob and all that shit. Yep. Yeah. Excuse me.

Well, I guess we should say hello. Hello. Welcome to another episode of Ted Thelsollis, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your should say hello. Hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Laws. This is the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. Pronouns are he, him. That's illegal to say now. With these, my co-host, Yeh.

Liam, so it was illegal. My pronouns are he, him. Yeah, I'll do a pronoun check till the fucking Gestapo comes around. You just did a crime. Oh no, blow me. Yeah, you just did a crime. Oh, no blow me. Yeah I love our country is now in control of grocers of broccoli head grovers or drew hours drew our clones These are the people that have the access now like

What we got the Treasury OPM? Now that now now now Noah more turbo fucked but you know, you know what, you know, what's fucking sad Then the guy they picked for Noah administrator I think I got fired in 2019 for the for the her Sharpie gate. He's he's probably Okay, he's probably not gonna fuck up the National Weather Service He can show in shallow like this. This is where we're at. If you take my fucking... No, I can't say that.

No, you can say it. No. Say it. Because I don't want to have to bleep myself. Say it. Say it. Where's AccuWeather headquartered? Let me look that up.

Is it state college? Yeah, it's Is it state college? Yeah, it's out in state college. Direct action gets the goods. Hey, you want to see something disgusting in the acquire? Oh, no. Oh, oh, so the ice. Yeah.

Oh, so so we're talking about the kids from kids from Temple imitated ice, like pretended dressed up like they were ICE agents. And it was just a prank bro, but they got arrested and expelled. Yeah. Yeah. I have to read this opinion piece who wrote it. Helen Ubinas?

I probably said it wrong. Ubinas. Ubinas. Yeah. Temple, I put this in the show notes. Temple University students who impersonate ice ages are sitting at a cruel kids table set by dolls. I do like the idea. I do like that we're saying this. This is like the cruel kids.

This is the assholes that are running the government. The thing is with this, right? I mean, we're two heterosexual white men. We're bros. We're assholes, as we all know. But I think we have good hearts. And this podcast is your friend. As much as a podcast can be your friend.

Yeah, don't wanna encourage too much personal. If you come to your fellow, I'll say what's up. But like, you got it, you got it. But like, if, hey, if you're being hate-cried, like but like you got it, you got it. But like if if hey, if you're being hate crime, like I'll come get you. Don't worry about it. Yeah, no, we don't. Yeah, I mean, obviously, our our regulars know what the guns are. Also the guns. We are not we're not giving out guns to.

We could. Yeah. Oh, so now the federal judiciary works. Oh, yeah. Oh, so now the federal government has been. Where's those now? Where's those now? I can't as I'm being led away in medicals. You just they just like open your this is like a closet and just guns falling out. You did. Those are fine. Those are rosas.

Yeah, it's like the nuclear weapon. And it's all it's all a bunch of fucking muskets. They're all like, they're black powder. They're black powder. So limited that black powder silencers. You're going to stay for that. Yeah. The the the the bore is going to take me a minute. Just give me a second, please.

A set of shag all over the fucking place. You have a fucking original Gatling gun. I don't think I even had a permit with this one. I when I got this legally, it's well, what's it? What's it's a relic or antique? You don't need it. When when's the what's the law on that? Oh, like, oh, like I have a I have like a six shooter, 44 ball.

Do you? You must you must carry a license in Pennsylvania to carry an antique firearm. I don't carry it. No, you couldn't. No, it was something. It was 90 pounds. I keep it unloaded, like the spin it,

pretend I'm revolver Ocelot sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. New York reload. Yeah, and. You just get another gun. You can get you can get a a mod kit that will turn it into like a 44 Magnum. But then you need to get it like registered because it does have a suit. Don't why would you ever register a firearm?

The government doesn't fucking work anyway. Who cares? What's that? What's the serial number? I'm filing off the serial number. It saves weight. I'm putting a QR code to the Patreon. Welcome to the loopy episode. Yeah.

We're recording early too. Yeah. I'm still medicated. You know. I had off today. Yeah. Because I'm tied to the school district of Philadelphia. Yeah. I'm still medicated. You know, I had off today. Yeah. Cause I'm tied to the school district of Philadelphia.

Yeah. So shit, we know guests. Fuck you. Announcements. Oh, I gotta talk to, I gotta talk to Jordan. And we'll, but next bonus will be out after Super Bowl. We just, you know, we don't have a choice. Sorry.

I have a choice. We will. I will, uh, at the end of this month, uh, probably early next month. And I apologize to that. Uh, we will be doing, I have to talk to you about this off air, but I'm gonna tell you about it now. Uh, we will be doing at least two streams of conference tournament basketball. Oh, using my bootleg ESPN plus setup. And yeah, we'll be doing what we did last time.'ll do like a discord hangout. Yeah, guys

And we'll just talk over like Delaware State backrooming a bunch of like 20 footers and Speaking of discords. Well, you'll find that one. You'll find that at patreon.com So sent out as long as I lurk in there now. Yeah, that's where we'll be. Yeah Look at it. There's your problem one. That's too fucking big That one's big if you tag me in me in it, I'm set to offline. So what I do is I go through there and I look through my name whenever there's an episode. And then anyone who says anything mean, I just do sad cat react. Someone did say something shitty about me.

I was like, fuck it. I wanted to be like, fuck you. Like, fuck you. You're not going to get banned. I know you. Yeah, I know. You can not going to get banned. I know you. Yeah, I know. You can do pretty much whatever you want. Oh shit.

There's an argument about jersey numbers right now in the group chat. Which group chat? Oh, your group chat. You want to tell the assembled public why? There's a team that might play a sport, but anyway, the team, the team is. Tell us, tell us. There's a meeting. They're debating about number three.

I retired. Yeah. Who wants to get who wants number three? Who wants to be who wants to be Harp and drink milk and die? Presumably have a salmonella infection at like 35 or whatever it is. I mean, I got I was the first to declare my number. So, uh, were you 69? No, that was my number in football. Did I tell you that?

Yes. There's a picture of me. I refuse to disclose what number was, um, zero, double zero. No. Then why would you be embarrassed? It was 65. 65. Okay. Cause that's how long his dick is. All right. No. Then why would you be embarrassed? It was 65. 65.

Okay. Because that's how long his dick is. All right. I'm six foot three inches. Those are two separate measurements. I'm just 6'1". I no longer. I used to think I was 6'2", because I had approximately measured myself with shoes on

and I was 6'2", but barefoot, I'm 6'1". I thought I was 5'10", for years and then I actually got properly five six measured in five foot six. Five four. I'm like Allen Iverson. The crossovers are insane, but he does need a booster seat. I do need a booster seat. Yeah.

No, I'm actually I'm actually like like five eleven and a half. Oh, buddy. I know, I know. I was like, I could grab it up. Roz says he's six foot and I'm just like, mm, like we stand next to each other, I'm taller than you. He's taller than me. Is he?

Yeah, by like half an inch, I think. So he's like six, he's six on the nose. I think he might be six on the nose. But it's also hard to tell with the fucking hair on his head. The last time I saw him. Yeah, with the hair he's like 7'3". Yeah, yeah. It's his beautiful curly locks.

Pull locks. Oh, hold on. Did I ever tell you about the fanfics? About the what? The fanfics. I mean, we've talked about them several times. The Roz specific fanfics? There's a Roz specific one. We've talked about WTYP ones. Roz specific fanfics? There's a Roz specific one.

We've talked about WTYP ones. There's two of them. Oh, no. He's smiling and slowly his chair is rising. Hello. Something else is rising, too. Have I seen Roz's junk? Hold on. I moved away to get a tissue. I heard you laugh.

That was fun. I will tell you and Matt off air. Oh, okay. But actually, I don't think Roz listens to 10,000 losses. He says once in a while he does. Okay, well he's gonna get real mad at me for this one if he gets around to listening to it. So there was a person in college who was,

and actually it got to like, not especially healthy levels of interest in Ross. And this person wrote two stories about him in the University literary magazine. Okay. And they are, they're like fanfics. They're like self insert fanfics about this person's relationship that never existed with Justin Gibbs Razek.

But I had to call today to yell at. What's that? I had to call him, put your phone down. that? I had to call to get your phone down. Sorry. Would you say say you're like, you had to call to get him removed, you said? No, I had to call to yell at him today. Oh, I had to call. I'd have to be on the phone with him in like, like a couple of hours to yell at him again.

My whole life is just yelling at Rod's. He deserves it. I'm an elder care social worker, so my whole life is being yelled at by old people and then yelling at Rod's. He deserves it. I'm an elder care social worker, so my whole life is being yelled at by old people and then yelling at Ross. You take it out. I got to believe that joke. I believe that joke. I don't like that. I dude, I I had a client come in who was just like, hey, I'm here for.

But I believe that they go, I'm here for domestic abuse. And I was like, they were like really loud. I was like, OK, like. All right. Yeah, all right. They were like, yeah, I'm here for domestic abuse. And I was like, what the fuck? I was like, let's reconsider our word choice here. They were like, oh, yeah, I'm here.

Like, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. You like how Zencaster keeps disconnecting and reconnecting? Yeah. Have you noticed that? But we have lost, I lost the stream, baby. Yeah. Putting this orange cough drop in my mouth is a bad idea. Why? Because I feel like it's going to come across on the mic. Talk.

Well, yeah, when you fucking do that, it does. Hi, smell, smell, call in two, six, seven, three, so one, seven, twenty. We never get through a fucking the intro outline. And why do you sound like you're fucking swallowing? Yeah. Well, if we if we get to the intro outline these things would be 15 minutes each hmm Yeah, the the the well, there's your problem style of I Don't want to say this

conversational podcast Works sort of yeah, my wife told me oh no She doesn't like that style of podcast. She doesn't like. Well that's too fucking bad. She doesn't listen to this anyway. No. And, uh, cause I was like, I was recommending like, like lefty-ish podcasts.

I was like, and I was, I was specific. I was like, Oh, you want to learn about this thing? You know, uh, trash feature is really good for that. And she's like, is it like yours where they just like make dick jokes? I was like, yeah. All right. It doesn't, didn't want to listen to it. I was like, well, a chap of a trap house is pretty good. No, it's that's like yours, right? I was like, yeah. You just dick jokes. Yep. That's what I'm gonna fucking do about it. Tom's wife. Yeah. Wow. She doesn't

give a shit. I mean, she appreciates the, what is it? $108 every helps. It helps. It's beer money. Yeah. I, my Rini does not listen to any podcast. She's like, well, I can't, like I listen to music whenever I can. I'm like, oh, and like sometimes like to, to be an asshole, I will put on an episode of, well, there's your problem with 10,000 losses in the car. Just immediately slams the pause button. I'm like, ah, so this is politically motivated. Well, well, speaking of speaking of- It pays rent. Look at my house. Yes. Yeah. Yes. We have to listen to this. This is how the sausage is made. No, we, I put on, we were driving down to PMA. We put on the Trillbillies.

Well, this is how I do it. I go, music or podcast? And my wife will be like, she'll be like, podcast's fine. And I'll be like, all right, I'm going to put Trillbillies on. And she's like, this guy's Southern accent is horrible. And I was like, are you talking about Tom Sexton? Classist. He's a beautiful, I I'm like, first off.

I've met him. I've been on his podcast, actually. Yes. First off, that's an Appalachian accent. That is not, that's like a Kentucky accent. That's not a- White's for a Kentucky, baby. That's not a Southern accent.

Where I've been, with Roz. Yeah, that's a coal miner working class accent. That's not a Georgia, you know- Sweet Georgia page. minor working class accent. That's not a, you know, a Georgia, you know, um, sweet Georgia. So yeah, say, no, Virginia, Virginia, Cavalier, do declare, you know, Oh, fucking light that school on fire and burn it to the ashes. Yeah. Fuck you.

We're doing uncle Billy. Do it again. Uncle Billy. Do it again. Please ignore all the shit about the Indian wars. Um, yeah, we, we, I think we spent 10 minutes on that last week. Do you want to talk? But yeah. So anyway, to finish the story. She was like, well, why can't we listen to one of my podcasts? I was like, all right, we can't.

It's going to be 99% invisible. No. What's someone she likes? It's a murder junkie, crime junkie, whatever it's called. She used to listen to your crime stuff. No, Katie Halper's podcast. I don't know who the fuck Katie Halper is. She's like a. Socialist.

I mean, that's good. Yeah, she's not like a. A useful idiot is the podcast. Yeah, they have a lot. They while a Sean on, so he was I was like, all Yeah, they had Wallace Sean on. And so he was, I was like, all right, I'll listen to that. I would like to hear his. You know, inconceivable, you know.

I don't really listen to podcasts. I mean, which we've been over before. You said that, yeah. Because I spend enough of my week making them. Braz only listens to podcasts. I still listen to probably like 10, 20 hours a week. Yeah. I throw money at podcasts on Patreon, but I don't really listen to them. Half the podcasts that, yeah, I don't listen regularly to a lot of podcasts that I used

to. I won't name them, but it's half of the ones that are in our fucking outro. I still love those people. It's just, you know, it comes and goes. It comes and goes. When baseball season, I started listening to the bitches more or I listened to, like I love Effectively Wild. That's a great baseball podcast, but there's too many episodes. There's two or three episodes a week and they're like two hours long. I'm not listening to that. Or sickos committee. I love them. But that's a lot of podcasts. Listen to. Jordan, you got to slow down six, six hours a week. Jordan, please. You're pretty.

We're dying out here. But I do love those guys. Obviously, we love those guys. Jordan, please, please consider this a embossed invitation to come back on and finish out football. Yeah. Embossed. Well, I have to ask because Jordan did say... I have to fart real bad.

I mean, go ahead. Do you want me to fart into the mic? No, because it might get caught in the internal pop filter or whatever. Oh, daddy. All right. Actually, let me crack this fucking thing. Thank you. This is so obnoxious.

Is it picking up? Yeah, it's picking up. I don't want your mouth sounds. All right. It's like the episode of come town where he just like played like a 16,000 kilohertz tone for like 10 minutes. And I'm like, please just fucking shut it off. And Nick moan the fucking sociopath, he is just laughing.

One second. It's one of these things. Fucking mute yourself. What are you doing? I can't see it. I can meet myself on the edit. Are you going to edit this? Theoretically. Elon Musk. There you go. God damn it. 25 minutes in on the dot. There you go. I'll go through and take the worst of it out. Elon Musk double. Double tap. We should pull Hitler, right? Yeah. Fire up, baby. Oh, man. What was I reading? I was reading some Hitler shit the other day.

Oh, that does sound good. Oh yeah. I got my annotated mineconfale. No, his mom and dad were like first cousins. What? Were they? Possibly. Oh, okay. Yeah.

It's very convoluted. But the whole like him being Jewish thing is that. Not true. That's not true. That's not true. He would have gotten into art school if he was Jewish. All right. Anyway.

Thank you. We're not. Well, some of us are decent artists. I'm not a fan of the pool, which you'll get diseases no one's ever fucking heard of. There are diseases that have- Tay-Sachs? Yeah. Shit like that where you're just like, you got to fucking get on Christian Mengele. For the preservation of our people, I need you to go on Tinder. They have J-Swipe.

J-Swipe. J-Swipe. That's a real thing. Well, like you can't, like so like genetically you can't tell like a Palestinian versus like a Mizrahi Jew. Like you can't tell the difference. No. They're identical.

But you can tell an Ashkenazi. Ask me how I know. You can't tell a Sephardi from a Spanish person, I don't think. But Ashkenazi, you could definitely, because it's distinct because they were so, you know, I mean, obviously it's it's. Yeah, you wallace off in the ghettos for four years and then cross-eyed for inbreeding. I wonder how that happened. Dickheads. Yeah, but you know, you got the like the pretty curly black hair.

So, I mean, that's nice. Tread carefully there, Tom. That's a that's a thing I admire. I I lost my virginity to a's a thing I'd buy her. I lost my virginity to a Jewish girl. I knew that actually. Yeah. I didn't. I thought I told you that.

Yeah, I knew that. All right. I was talking about me there, bud. Lutherans. Lutherans. All right. We haven't talked about sports. We haven't talked about sports.

Curly haired brunettes. Yes. Ruined my life. And then made it infinitely sports. We haven't talked about sports. Curly haired brunettes. Yes. Ruined my life. And then made it infinitely better. And then ruined it again. And then made it infinitely better. I mean, I married to a curly haired brunette. Ditto.

Who I love very dearly. Oh no, she's coming up the stairs with a gun. Do you talk about my hair? There's so much of it. Like, that's like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like,

I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, I, like, Oh, no, she's coming up the stairs with a gun. Do you talk about my hair? There's so much of it. Like that's like I like so the thing with Karen and not to embarrass her is like she has she's not going to listen to us anyway. She has so much hair. I just like she doesn't like she's like losing her.

But she sheds like like that's so much like volume of hair. And I'll just like be like wearing like a like a bright blue T-shirt. And I'm just like picking off strands of my volume of hair. And I'll just be wearing a bright blue t-shirt, and I'm just picking off strands of my wife's hair. And I'm like, how long can this possibly get? Yeah, that'll happen. I love that, especially too, it's like I'm at work. I'm like, what the fuck is this? My friend Megan, or former roommate Megan, who you know.

Should I believe that? No, it's fine. Has a ton of hair. Like she'll take it out of like her, call it a bun. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Bun, ponytail. Yeah.

And just like here. And you're like, how physically do you like not get it? I don't know how people would do it. It's too much hair. I don't have people who do it. It's not like me like being like, like you look silly or anything like that. It's just like, how do you carry the weight of this hair on your head? Mm-hmm. I got I got to like

I got to about I got to here. Yeah, I got the neck length Although now I would kill to have that like volume back. Oh buddy It's all I hate I fucking hate this this one spot here, too It's all, I fucking hate this one spot here too. It's just like- You have done a good job of shaving your head down and I feel like with a beard it actually does look sick. Yeah, it's a shaved beard. Do you look like a drunk pirate captain?

Kinda. Do I like it? Yeah, I do. I don't mind. No, it's a look. My wife likes a look. Listen, being a bald beard guy who's relatively strong is never going to go out as much as I used to be. I worked with a guy many years ago and I noticed his hair was thinning. I was like, dude, you

should... I brought it up on prompt and I was like, hey, co-worker, you would look really good with your head shaved. He's like, oh, you think? He was really nervous. I was like, because he had a really good, very full beard. I was like, cause he had a really good, like very full beard. And I was like shaved head beard, can't go wrong. And then he like came to work the next day. He was like, so I got into an argument with my, with like his then girlfriend, now wife about it.

He was like, so you were wrong. I was like, oh, okay. All right. Fuck you, Courtney. Believe that shit. Yeah, that's right. 30 minutes. Yeah. All right.

Want to talk about sports? Yeah. All right. Hair talk. Hair talk is now concluded. Sports talk has begun. With Clip and Buzz, the haircut brothers. All right. Let's talk about sports. I do. RIP. So some crazy shit. Obviously, we're recording this right before the Super Bowl. It's the sixth of February. February. And yeah. And we're recording it right before the Super Bowl. Well, not right before, but you know,

the Thursday before the Super Bowl. There we go. And we will talk about that. I want to talk about this. Not if I can help it. There's been some crazy shit going on. Let trans people play fucking sports, dude. Let's talk about that one first.

Yeah, we mentioned we mentioned that in the beginning. The NCAA is like going to go. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Oh, fuck off. That's just like, oh, we have to capitulate. It's clear. It's very clear reasoning in light and a clear order.

Shut the fuck up if your job Which you insist that it is is to protect the well-being of students and student-athlete I'll even give you your verbiage Student-athlete bullshit mumbo jumbo nonsense, then you say hey, we're not gonna comply dig us out of here Take us a fucking what are you fucking can you get all your money from March madness? Anyway, you take a big a big dildo, right? Dig us out of here. Dig us a fucking. What are you fucking can you get all your money from March Madness anyway? You take a big a big dildo, right? One of those like just a big dildo and you put it on a pole, right?

And you put it outside your headquarters and into the dildo. You nail the colors that just say come and take it. Fuck you. Fuck. It's so fucking indecent, man. I don't know if we had Patrick on one one of the couple times we had Patrick on, if it was an episode with you or whatever, when he talked about the actual protocol, you have to be on fucking T-blockers for two years if you're a trans woman. Yeah.

And the study, any advantage of having that test, like that test, Josh, run and building the muscle and stuff like that, it goes away. So what the fuck is this? Right. Exactly. And this is this is this is the NCAA. They're not like, correct me if I'm wrong. They're they're a private organ like nonprofit. Yeah. As far as I know, I mean, I'm sure they do. But like it's like, oh, we're going to violate you title. That's a nonprofit. It's a nonprofit. Such weak, cowardly, sniveling bullshit nonsense where they put up more of a fight to make sure these kids don't get fucking paid after they have a traumatic brain.

Shut the fuck up. They care. That's what they care. They care more about this. They care more about about fighting NIL for years. They care that they care about scheduling stupid college football playoff that takes eight weeks. Far too fucking long, as we know. With tons of fucking ads and...

Which sucked, the 12 team playoff fucking sucked. Go to eight teams. Friend of the show, Matt Zeplicke, had the right idea. I believe he suggested a duel of some kind, but no, it's obscene, man. It's obscene. It's indecent. These fucking animals don't give a shit about you. They don't give a shit about your kids. I hope that we honestly have no listeners fucking left at this point because I'm pulling on everybody's levels. Well, there's 10, we said this at the top, 10 people.

Less than, I think. Less than 10 people. And they're throwing them under the bus for a wave of anti-trans bullshit. Bullshit nonsense. And this is the red meat to their base. But the NTA again, has no legal reason to capitulate. No, capitulate, none. Imagine just standing your ground.

Imagine doing it. Imagine not being a fucking coward. Nail the colors. Imagine not being a fucking coward. Nail the colors. And there's a lot of cowards this week. Yeah, that's what we're learning. Because I want to talk about the Super Bowl thing.

What's the Super Bowl thing? The end racism. Oh, this bullshit. Yeah. So, and it is a- Welcome to the outrage and grievance episode. Now, this was fucking, not rainbow capitalism, but like- It was weak sauce anyway, but like-

After 2020, after the George Floyd protest, they put end racism in the end zones. Right. And players could put end racism on their helmets. But because Trump is going to be attending the Super Bowl, they took it out of the fucking end zones. So I guess we're not ending racism anymore. Racism is over. No, racism is back with the vengeance. Aren't you so fucking disgusted? Going back in time and I'm going to sink the fucking Santa Maria.

We're going to burn the boats with a, what's the big Roman crossbow called? The big one. A ballista. A ballista, yeah. I am going to give ballista technology called the big one. A ballista. A ballista. Yeah. I am going to give ballista technology to the Tino. I'm going to give Greek fire to the Tino too. Yeah. Knock yourself out guys.

Just let me leave the island real quick. Yeah. Oh, oh, a fucking normie ass all history. I'm going to give AK-47 to Robert E. Leaf. Fuck you, Harry S. Turrell Dove. No, I'm giving AK-47s to the fucking Lenape. All right. I'm giving AK-47s. Philadelphia was purchased in good faith. It's like Vatican City, but for white people, it's just the city of Philadelphia, which is basically what it fucking is anyway at this point. Yeah, no, give the Lenape the, yeah, I said it wrong. Give the Lenape fucking AK-47s.

We'll see who's walking now. You walking backwards into the Atlantic. Walking backwards into the Atlantic. Yeah, land back with an AK. Yeah. Well, this is a grievance episode. It's just, I hate to, I don't hate to use the word. I love using the word. It's fucking pussy shit. It's, it's, it's coward. Coward. Just coward, cowardice all around. And anyone who, anyone who's in a government organization, any, any federal employees that might listen to this podcast. Oh, well, I can't disclose that. Yeah.

If you are somehow able to place yourself between a broccoli-haired gripper and a computer access point for some sort of top secret network that I would get shot for trying to access, you should block them. First off, you would take them in the fight because these Gen Z little shitheads can't fight. No, they can't fight.

We can fight. You dropped out of Stanford. You're a Teal fellow. I could pick you up by the neck with my hands. I've done that to another human being. Yes, you have told me that story. It is very satisfying to do that. I did-

Moved him somewhere else. I did it to my little brother. How old were you? 17. Yeah, I was an asshole. I have talked to Karin about this. Actually, no, I was 14. I was 14.

Oh, snap. But still, but still still is it dick move, but you were 14 I have talked to Corinne about this and she's like, I'm really like she's like you were really angry kid, right? I was like, yeah, like I was I had a lot of anger issues. That's why I play football and didn't help but and she was like well like, you know, Like what would you how would you have like handled it differently?

Like when you were like 17, I was like, oh, if we have a child and they're 17, I'm gonna be like, you were 17 and therefore an asshole. And I know this because I was 17 and an asshole. Yeah. Now one second. Ah, the the ears fell off of his e-girl headset. So he had to put it back on, yeah. Yeah, I actually do this in a schoolgirl outfit.

We haven't gotten to that patriot tier yet. I don't know what the fuck a VTuber is. You're gonna animate Liam turning into like the magical schoolgirl. I regret to inform you today since we're never gonna talk about sports besides that we have to get, we have to do a tangent between the rants otherwise we get too mad and have to step away from the computer. You watched, you watched the animation with you in it right?

The one that you probably animated. I watched that today when I was, when I was waiting for my friend to play video games with me and it was just so fucking funny. Please link that in the show notes. I did the last week, so I'll put it in this week, too. OK, yeah. What was your did you have agreements about how you were depicted? No, that's I wear I wear a tank top that says go birds, which is pretty close to how I dress in real life. Yeah, no, actually, it does.

It does look like you and it looks exactly like me. Definitely 100% like me. If you're trying to find out what I look like, that's what I look like. Like Zach with her but with a black beard. Sure. Why not? I like the little badge they gave me that says 10,000 losses on it. The jumbo dick print. It's so good.

I missed that. President Johnson is that you? Back from the dead. Jumbo's back. I forgot that was like, was it Dangle? That's called me Dangle three months later. I forgot I just threw that in there. Oh, that's so stupid. That was such a stupid, stupid episode, but it's funny. Most of them are.

All right, sports. Yeah, so Super Bowl Trump's gonna be there, apparently. We said that. Sports related comment. Yeah, let's talk about it. This is the right time to talk about it. Travis Kelsey and Jalen Hertz were both asked if it makes a difference that President,

Toon-Alt-Drumph. Oh, fucking got him. I'm not doing the drum thing, but I'm doing I'm doing Resonant Trump. Yeah Trumbo so Travis Kelsey was like, yeah, it's you know, it's a huge honor like it makes it because you know No matter what your political affiliations is like it's a great honor to have someone like that in our football game

And when someone asked Jalen hurts have made a difference. He went no, ma'am That's my cute be one. That's my QB1. That's my QB1. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. E-L-G-F-E-S-E-L-S. Lugo birds.

Yeah. Dude, Jalen, I mean, they didn't go to the White House last time they won. The only two people wanted to apparently. No, they don't. Fucking hats off to Lurie. They want the only two people want to do a parent way. No, they don't fucking Hats off to Lord. Let me Laurie probably would be like now fuck the idea has no interest fucking Laurie hates hates Trump Wasn't he like a massive Hillary? No, he was a hill. He was a yeah. He was down with hill dog That's his good is for kind of get man No for for fucking that and like I've known some families that have like worked at the like their autism

Charity and they are actually like legit. It's not just like a tax. It's not no They as far as I know they pour money into that and like Jeffrey Lurie's brother. I think has autism is AST I think okay Okay. Oh, I just saw you link the Justin Rosniak. It's the actor. The actor. Okay. Australian? Australian? Yeah. Hello. Welcome to Well, there's your pri-

Oh, we haven't had a- Oh, who's our Australian correspondent? Nuki? Yeah, Nuki. Gotta call it, man. Yeah. Yeah. We miss your dulcet tones. Hopefully, Nuki, you're doing well at university. Follow me on Blue Sky if you haven't. Follow me on Blue Sky if you haven't. Yeah. DM me on there. That's where you're going to find us.

Well, you're still on Twitter. I'm still on Twitter. I'm switching. I'm no longer posting episodes to the Twitter. I'm still on Twitter. I'm switching. I'm no longer posting episodes to the Twitter. Okay. Well, that's going to really drive down our listener numbers probably. Yeah. It'll be, you know, 598 first week instead of 600 or something like that. One second. Go with you. Do follow on blue sky. Oh man, this is I can feel my meds wearing off right now.

Shit. All right, let's get through this. Yeah. So let's let's let's talk about this. This Super Bowl. Yeah. We gave we gave predictions last week. Here's the thing.

I want to go back on my prediction. I I regret to inform you that I have only gotten cockier. Yeah. Are you feeling cocky? I have these moments of like, oh, we're going to lose by like 20 points, but like that's drowned out by the sheer like birds can't lose. I bought a 1.5 liter bottle of champagne that I spent way too much fucking money on for this. And I'm just going to walk around Broad Street with it and just like give ceremonial chugs to people.

You know, you know, we're not the favorites that that makes me feel good. That makes me feel good to Jalen Hurts revenge game. Also we have Saquon fucking Barclay. Yeah. I think I think that the yeah yeah. If they throw- I don't want to talk about odds, but- If they throw, no, we're not going to do that. If they throw cover zero at us, which Spagnolia loves to do.

He loves throwing cover zero. Can you explain that for the plebeian listener? Basically you have no help on the back. Man coverage. Man coverage and you're throwing everyone else's blitzing. Yep. So it's like one like, yeah, it's like for it. So for every receiver, you have one. Right. One one defender and then everyone else blitzes. Right.

Which the chiefs do a lot. If you had to think of a player yeah, to counter cover zero. zero, who would you pick? Oh, so someone who's really good at finding gaps and if you over commit and leave a lot of empty space downfield could just bust out for like, say a 43 yard run. Yeah. Yeah. I think that might be saying that might be saying, yeah.

Yeah. I think you're doing what I love is fucking cover zero. And then you have this blitz and then you just throw a slant to AJ Brown. And he's off to the fucking races. He's really fucking fast. Let's let's get a catch radius like this big. Let's do some X's and those. All right.

All right. So you got like a shotgun, like, you know, like a normal shotgun, you know, three, three wide outs, but you got shot like a spread formation, right? You got three wide outs. You got, like a spread formation, right? You got tight end out as well. Then you have a single back. You go with a slant, but also like a, or maybe RPO slant, or have a sort of a Saquon, do a block, but then go out as if, if AJ's not open on a slant. Nice check down. We wheel out check down because the check down, like if they're doing a cover zero, that's like a, that's you want it. If you're getting blitz like that, especially a man

blitz you want things where that you're going to isolate your most athletic guys want to learn. Your job, your job is to not lose yardage. I think we should practice it with that. Yeah. Yeah. So, so, uh, So check down to Saquon and he we should practice it with that. Yeah. Yeah. So check down to Seh Kuan and he goes off for 15. Nice. OK, and we'll just do that six times. Yeah.

And then you stop doing cover zero, then you get to the coverage. And then your defensive scheme can't adjust. And then we give DeVante Smith a gun. Yeah, Terrell Owens had the sharp beat. DeVante Smith has a fucking snub nose. Thirty eight. Have you seen the videos of Devante Smith being like, I got to go play hands to you, like, stop making me play heads to him.

It's like, damn, I got to go out there and play hands. Oh, it's you're small and shifty, dude. Yeah, sorry. That's your job, bud. That's your job. Yeah, I I think Just imagine because I saw some talk about this yeah Trump likes to be around the big guys, right? He loves his big big dudes and If the chiefs win, what's the odds that he comes down tries to give him the trophy?

Like four to one they're not it's it's not, it's not, it's not zero odds though. No, I said four to one, like not a certainty, but like, yeah, like I would believe that he would do that. Like he would love to give it to Mahomes and fucking Bucker. Oh yeah, he, well he wants to, yeah, exactly. But oh, can you imagine him doing that to the Eagles? I couldn't say it hurts not even shaking his fucking hand. Or imagine he shakes his hand, but he won't let go.

He just squeezes it really hard. He big dogs him. Death grip. Death grip. The Secret Service used to shake hands. Yeah. The Secret Service has to come and- Jalen Hurts is now glued to the president.

And he just stares at him. You know, this big, well Trump's not short. Sixth rank. Yeah. Just a big prime of his life, decent man. Jalen Hurts is shorter. I mean, he's 6'1", but like- Oh shit.

Staring up at him. Yeah, but I trust Jalen Hurts with my life. So yeah, Jalen Hurts is your dad. Yeah, he is over that's dead. But well, sorry. Marmaris Marlboro, Liberty killed him literally. They'll get you. Cowboy killers, your dad was a cowboy, right?

Yeah, he was a little. All right. Yeah. He was a pack of one. So now that we've now that we discussed cover Zero and a sports concept for the first time in like 10 weeks, what else we got? We got two other news items. We got the Mavs trade. Yeah man, I will once again invoke friend of the show, Matt Ciplici.

It feels a little weird. And for those who don't know that they traded Luca Donjic to- For Anthony Davis. For Anthony Davis and half a sandwich. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. I saw a really, not like a well-researched kind of conspiratorial thing that was like,'re doing this so they can like profit off gambling like this is like actually like a gambling adjacent thing I will find the article for you yeah I'd like to read that yeah it's it just something is fishy man that is my honest take yeah like they're like Kyrie's 32. Anthony Davis is 31 and not all that reliable.

I mean, he's a great player when he's healthy, but like, they call him Anthony Street Close Davis for a reason. Like and and like they only gave up one first rounders. So the Lakers have LeBron James who is immortal and, and now Luka Dacic. And like, that's a good team. I mean, do I think they're gonna win a rank? Probably not, just because like, they're both super dominant on the ball, and like, it's gonna be hard to like,

platoon that or make the strategy work. But like, and JJ Reddick is a first year coach, and he doesn't like, he has not dealt with this primarily, but like, I believe that like, that does set up the hated and loathed LA Lakers for like when LeBron eventually rides off into the sunset, assuming that he does, I genuinely believe the man might never stop playing. I hate the Lakers, but like LeBron is so fucking special.

I always am like, you're never never gonna see a guy like this ever again Yeah, no, yeah, no, no, he's definitely gonna be First I mean first like obviously like to the point where like is I actually have a question for you Is it just a fun type of thing? You know put your phone down. It's sorry. They're talking about Jersey colors I put your cherry white put your phone Yeah, look look I took it off It's your watch. I have mine on because I had to get yelled at by my wife for being too loud Oh really?

That's funny, Can you close door? Yeah, I was nine minutes ago. All right. That'll give me a chance to get into this debate. I love you if you're down there. Hi here's here's here's the here's the one option. She texted me, I love you too. Oh, there's the one option. You can kind of see it. Yeah, I see it. Yeah.

And then the other option is this. Number two. The first one or second? No, number two. The red. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, put your phone down. All right. Let me let me let me fucking phone down All right All right. So is he's gonna put the water in What other sports news do we have The deep dive which we're not doing

We will hold on we'll talk about Pat Hoverberg next time. Yeah, we generally will because the Super Bowl will be over. We'll have nothing to talk about. Yeah, I gotta talk to Bobby and Alex too about coming on. Actually, it would be great to have them on and talk about. Right. All right, let's... We got a couple of... Don't read the first DM. Because that is related to the voicemail. But number two there is like,

hey Tom, yay Liam, Isaac again, what the fuck are the Mavs doing? Great question. We just, well you're saying it's a gambling thing. Yeah. So they can move the team to Vegas, that is a theory I have seen. That is, in number three.

That's the crux of the argument I saw that like this is basically a way to move the team to Vegas. I mean, Dallas sucks. Speaking of Dallas though, do you want to read this next DM? Yeah, I will. You got to do the accent. No, I'm not doing that. Hi, Tom and Yaeli and this is Sam from Texas.

Sam from Texas. Shut the goddamn hell up. I know y'all aren't fans of teams from Dallas, so you may not have much sympathy for us down here, but what's y'all's advice on how to cope with the generational level organizational malfeasance of the Mavs trading Luka to the fucking Lakers? The entire Metroplex, not a real word,

is in shock and disbelief. Some fans even held a funeral for the team in front of our arena, parentheses, while the Mavs are currently in Cleveland getting blown out again, close parentheses. My ability to deal with the new owners of the team being front of our arena. Parentheses while the Mavs are currently in Cleveland getting blown out again. Close parentheses. My ability to deal with the new owners of the team being the Adelsons is all wearing thin. But at this point, they must be pulling in Oakland A situation so they can move the team to Vegas. Unless Lucas Leggis literally going to fall off the next time he steps onto the court.

There's no way the trade can be considered anything other than a total fucking disaster. I probably rattled on too long. At least the Stars haven't done anything this baffling done yet. Fuck Nico Harrison. Fuck fasc, and fuck Greg Abbott. You forgot fuck Penn State, but we'll take it. So I got in trouble the other day. Uh oh. Because I said they went to Penn State,

and then I added, so they're probably a child. And my wife goes, you cannot just call everyone who went to Penn State, especially around Philly, a child. Yeah, you can't do that. I was like, yeah, I'm going to do it anyway. I went to temple. Uh, yeah, that's going to bleep that probably people people bleep that bleep that. Yeah. Yeah. 54 minutes in just in case you're taking notes.

Yeah. The the fucking. Yeah, organizational malfeasance is the word, is the phrase. That's certainly what it feels like. We both sat through the process there. Sixers, I think that it might be different and worse in certain ways, better in some ways and worse in some ways, because you guys will get to the playoffs. We like the process there. Sixers did.

But you're going to be stuck where we were, I think, which is like second round exits with like generational talents that just like can't quite get it done. Yeah, man, it sucks. And like the reason Tom and I here both kind of tuned out of the Sixers is this exact spot we've been stuck in for the last, what would you say, four years? I mean, I haven't been any more like this year. I have been completely tuned out. Yeah, and It's just it's not it's it's it's it's first off. There's like what 82 fucking games, right? and

There's too many games The games take too long The last you know, 30 minutes of the game It's just's four minutes by the clock, but it's 30 minutes long. It's just a shitty product. It's gotten worse. I don't want to waste my time.

I mean, I probably could watch the flyers because they're okay, but you know. I don't have a Aryan Brotherhood tattoo on my leg so I can't do that. Yeah. Sorry about that, Sam. All right. We got some voicemails. Let's go to Bobby. We didn't do this last week.

No. Hey, Tom Yadley. I'm Bobby from Western Maryland. I want to call and say congrats to you and your NFC champion, Philadelphia Eagles. Look, I have a lot of family members who are Commander fans, and I do feel bad for them, but hey, they got a rookie quarterback who just led them to the NFC championship game. They're going to be fine. I honestly love Jalen Hurts and Zaycorn Bargley.

I've always heard from those guys. Put your phone down. You know what? I think just about everyone in America thinks, fuck the Chiefs. So fuck the Chiefs. I hope you guys bring it home. Me, I'm just fighting for Pitchers and Catchers to report and the UAV Champions League round of 16. So congrats to you guys and go Arsenal. Go back, go. Liverpool. Go Red Sox. Okay. And you know what? This time,

this time, just this time, go birds. Go birds. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck Penn State. Have a good one. And Bobby then added, shit pronouns, he, him, I'm sorry. calm down Roisin Jordan love is special he was injured all season he's going to win MVP and a Super Bowl for us go pack go comrade Bobby from Western Maryland. Sure. Sure. Yeah, he's going to do that.

Hey man, the NFL is a weird product. Yeah. I felt like there was a point I was going to make there. Give me one second. I'm cogitating. Okay. Oh, shit. You don't have to be...

Oh, you don't have to feel bad for commander strands. No, you don't. No, you don't have to feel bad for them. Go birds. Thank you. I feel like a lot of the nation is hoping, is rooting for the birds. I have an undisclosed thing that I'm part of and we had a call. It was people from all over the country and I mentioned the Eagles and Superbowl just offhand and I got a couple

private like on the zoom, I got a couple of private like go birds from like random people. So nice. Yeah. And they weren't from Philly. So Yeah, it's us. Yeah. It was like someone from like Chicago. Someone from someone from fucking Louisiana. So I was like, all right. All right. So we got I think it's Henry next. All right. So we got, I think it's Henry next. All right. Hello to my favorite wrestlers, Professor Payne and Mick Anderson, the masher. Henry from Minnesota here pronouns he, him. He got back from Frosty Foustings, which is a yearly fighting game tournament in Chicago. Had a great time.

That sounds cool as hell. Got to take a bus in, which was not fun because the polar vortex killed my train, but I did get to take a train out, which was really cool. Anyway, Frosties is a bit of a smaller, kind of more grassroots fighting game tournament than a lot of the bigger ones like Combo Breaker and EVO, but anyone who qualifies and gets to a good position in those tournaments is immediately qualified for other tournaments so lots of people still went out. In terms of stuff that you guys would care about, apparently

during the grand finals of the Mortal Kombat 1, one of the participants got a little ornery after their match was finished and straight up just like destroyed the stream setup live in front of God and everybody. I don't know if it happened because they lost or because they won, but I'll leave that up to you guys to decide which one's funnier. The other notable thing that happened is I got to try some food from a place called Popcorn Baron, which is every type of flavored popcorn you would ever imagine and some of the most insane things you haven't the flavor I tried was cinnamon roll and it was tasty but the texture difference between the taste

was a little too weird for me to handle for long anyway that's all for me I have to go call AAA now because the negative 20 degree weather in this place killed my car. So off I go. Whoopee. Oh, yeah. Google the character Gold Lewis from Guilty Gear and tell me what you think of him. And also Fuck Penn State. Bye bye.

Gold Lewis Guilty Gear. That's animation. I mean, that looks pretty good. Are you talking about the popcorn or the character the popcorn? What are you talking about? The he said look up this guy called gold Louis Dickinson. He's got a hook hand. He's got a hook hand He's got like a big chain. He's there's like a ghost hand

Oh He's the Secretary of Defense I do fuck with when Japanese games and stuff do absolute ridiculous shit with the American government. Oh yeah. There's that one game, it was like, where the president starts a coup and he's in a Mac, he's like in a Mecca fighting the president on the space shuttle and shit like that. That's pretty fucking sick. I had to find that. There's a good video that was used to be doing the rounds. All right. So

popcorn. All right. This is the popcorn Baron. Yeah. Oh, cookie dough. All white devil. I guess that's for us. Yeah. Steak and onion popcorn. That sounds really good. Oh, so one of the things is from this event they were at, the Henry was at. Yeah, that's what I was saying.

Fighting game, oh, with a focus on guilty gear. Okay, okay, yeah. Do you like the shirt I just sent you? That's very silly. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like the shirt I just sent you? That's very silly. That's funny. I thought you liked that. It just is eagle. Yeah. I like that's cute. All right. Keep her moving. So, we got two more. I don't know if it's Mika or Micah.

They did actually eke out a voicemail. And I forgot the name two voicemails. One of them is Charlie's from last week and one of them, hold on. Hi Tom, Yay Liam. This is Mika Teeham from DC. This is my first voicemail. I just want to say congratulations to the Eagles for getting a ticket to the Super Bowl. Go Birds.

Birds. Other than that, I thought the commanders, whatever they were doing was pretty fucking funny. I don't know why Frankie Lou boo did that twice. Thank you. Thank you. For giving the Eagles a ticket to the Super Bowl. Yes. I painted a picture of a gobbler lately.

I posted it on social media. A lot of people keep mistaking it for a really long PB&J sandwich, which means that I think I need to spread the good word of the llama gobbler to the masses. That's about it. Go bird, suck the commander's suck fan's face, and have a great day. Oh, thank you.

See, it's also calling in. We're not mean. We're just guys. Send us a picture of that painting, though. Yeah, that sounds like a plus. I want to see that. Yeah, I would like to share that if you want me to. But yeah, thank you for calling in.

That's awesome. And yes, it is us that gave the Eagles tickets to Superbowl. Yes. So thanks. Thanks Liam and me. Yeah, you're welcome. All right. Last, we got our favorite mail carrier calling in.

We got Postman Wookie. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. It's Postman Wookie, pronoun T-Hem sitting on the side of the road and somewhere in North Carolina right now. Also, new patrons, a subscriber finally. Thank you.

Figured I'd do a little arena ball update on mainly focusing on the national arena league, the league where my Carolina Co-Bros are in. And we are less than a month out from the first preseason games and shit's already hitting the fan. That sounds like it tracks. Earlier this week, the Amarillo Dusters, a rebirth of a long storied franchise that kind of sputtered out around COVID. The rebirth has not gone well. Don't buy a guy named Robert Raina who apparently his businesses are just too small beauty salons and apparently last year in the AIF,

you were promising like this team was gonna have Amazon's treatment and all that. And yes, none of it happened. His team didn't even finish that season. And the National Rita League said, you know what, this team looks great. Well, we're less than a month out and the team had the boot or the league had to boot the team

because apparently they weren't paying league dues and could really find anybody for the upcoming season. On top of that the following day or the day after commissioner Todd Wachenhurst apparently had a offer he could not refuse. The guy does have NFL experience as a marketer and yeah. So, Brandon Icard, who's probably like 20 years younger than Wachenhurst, he kind of inherited that role for the AIF last year and helped facilitate the merger between the two leagues during the off season. He's now taking on that role. Um, well, listen a month out, the national arena leg for all the inside the walls, shit talking, those guys are doing, they are down to nine teams.

Um, three of the four bars AIF teams are gone. Only the Columbus Lions remain. The former Irish AIF teams are gone. Only the Columbus Lions remain. Things are looking great. Anyways, first preseason game. Well, there's a couple of preseason games. The one I really, really only care about is the Shreveport-Muguru-Dell-Salkins game. But anyways, keep up the good work and time to go deliver more mail.

Dude, AFL teams and like the handshake meme, AFL team like disputes and left us in fighting. Like right there. You know, just internecine fighting. Internecene, yeah. Inter naysene, yeah. Dude, it's so messy. It's like everyone who's running these teams are just the messiest fuckers ever. Yeah, that's insane, man. All right. Let's do our shout outs.

We have North Cafe tier patrons, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Luke, Kyle, Chucklebird, Kat, and then we have new 700 level patron Wookie. Yay. Fine. Wookie, I had thought you were a patron and I was looking for you in Discord when I was trying to DM you about the fucking mailbox situation I'm dealing with. Yeah, don't... US Post Service, please.

Help my man. My guy. I just want my fucking books. I want my Patrick O'Brien books, please. That's what's in there. Fuck my man out. My guy. I just want my fucking books. I want my Patrick O'Brien books. Please. That's what's in there. Fucking dirt. I just want to read about two men on a ship. Anyway, voicemail, 267-371-7218 gives your name and pronouns.

You can follow us. I'm at tompain.beastguy.social and you're at? Liam from WTYP. Yeah, and we're like 10K losses on there too. I gotta build that one up. It sucks, you can't switch like from like your account as easily. So I can't like select a quote T,

ooh, quote T, ooh, a quote tweet or quote post, whatever you wanna call it. And then switch the account. That makes it annoying. That's like how I would operate the other one. So anyway, if someone knows there's a way to do that, please let me know. Patreon.com slash 10,000Losses to get over bonus episodes and the streams that we'll be doing upcoming.

Discord, we have to do another North Catholic stream. I think I figured out a way to stream from my graphics card that is way less shitty than OBS because OBS does not work well for me. Correct. Discord, that's also on the Patreon. Other podcasts, friends of ours, WTYP, Bring Him Young Money, Trash Future, Beyond the

Breakers, Ready Free Tope, New Guys, The Mayors, Kill James Bond, Hell of a Way to Dad, Tipping Pitches, Sicko's Committee, Self Worst. That's all of them. That's all of them that we remember. Goodbye. All right, everybody. Bye. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I want to drag this out to an even 110. Oh, well, go birds. Go birds. Yeah. We'll see you next week. Either drunk or probably drunk either way. Right. Yeah. Let's let's let's let's let's let the mayor play us out. No!