Ten Thousand Losses - Eagles Playoff Bonanza

Episode Date: January 15, 2022

In which new host Leeland Amberton joins Tom in offending Armenians and Canadians. They also answer a Yinzer voicemail, discuss about the upcoming Birds-Buccs WCG, Jean Segura's perfect ass, urology, and continue to trash talk Father Judge High School.  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Leave us a voicemail: 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses

accused of punching a police force cte cte cte those negative fans make himself vomit you gotta think the fanatic's gonna go down to her and give her a bunch of hot dogs or the snowball starting to come they'll do us but they won't let anybody else do us And we're back. We're back. Are we back? We're back. My name is Tom Payne, and Liam is gone.

He's been fired into the sun. He doesn't exist anymore. But welcome to 10,000 Losses with my new co-host, Leland Amberton. Oh, that's me. That's Leland amberton yay leland you can tell because i have a different voice uh and because i'm sick uh i was i was i was called from deep up on the bench uh it's a real shame what happened to liam yeah uh you know i came out of my apartment with my boyfriend Joe under the airport

You got on the R1 You got on the airport line I got on the R1 and made it to Liam's old office in the nick of time thank god This guy lives like a real piece of shit There's a lot of fucking molasses everywhere

I don't know what the fuck's up with it There's hundreds of empty cans of dip that I'll tell you that. There's a lot of fucking molasses everywhere. I don't know what the fuck's up with it. Hundreds of empty cans of dip that just say, fuck you, loser. Yeah, and he put them there himself. He got a label printer and put this on there. Doing good. I hope that whoever

was that listener listens to this podcast somehow so i can also say fuck you you fucking asshole i i'm so dude it was it was funny because it was just like you know i wouldn't like joe kasamian's not the worst looking dude you know no he's a handsome man yeah you're handsome too yeah we don't we don't you're pretty handsome you're pretty handsome yeah i know that already though this this is a positive body image podcast on our actually on ironically fuck you if you're if you shame people over shit like that and liam is is is handsome i'm not joking no liam i listen man

liam fuck i have i have said this over and over it's like it it's not even like because you can tell me i suck like i don't really care but like yeah it sucks when something like that dude a few months ago who was just like oh you're really obese the armenian journalist and then like couldn't couldn't handle it couldn't handle it when he got dogpiled yeah oh he blocked me I forget what I said he blocked like dozens of people oh my god yeah fucking hand fight

me you Armenian fuck he's Canadian living in Armenia Canadian I just made up a new accent you fucking Canadian living in you're not even really armenian i hate canadians man uh we just said i don't i don't i don't i don't i i truly do uh you know obviously uh i've always had a good time in canada

but i do truly love the quebecois the most baffling people on earth did I ever say the Canadian story I've been in Canada twice once as an infant and once as an adult to the same town fucking Kingston which everyone was nice

we didn't know where to eat there was like your shitty Irish pub but the guy was really nice. The routine was there. But we went to the bank and my little brother was brave enough to go up to the counter and he's like, he's like,

you're probably going to laugh at me, but you know, this is... We didn't think to get Canadian money. And they're like, oh yeah, you bet you, no problem. And he hands it over and they're like, do you want it in loonies or toonies? And And they're like, oh yeah, you bet you, no problem. And hands it over and they're like, do you want it in loonies or toonies? And my brother just like, it's like,

yes. Like, sure, why not? I don't know what the fuck that means. And so we got loonies and toonies. I have a good Canada story. So when I was 19, it was the summer after my freshman year of college and me and my former best friend

his then girlfriend excuse me do you have the yeah no i have a cold okay i got tested okay his former girlfriend was in toronto at like a dance camp and he was like i really want to go see her and his mom said sure but you have to bring liam as like i don't know as like some sort of bargaining chip it was like apparently like i had to go supervise yeah and you're not gonna let your buddy get laid like yeah Yeah. We get up there and I'm just like, Oh yeah. Like, you know, we pick her up. I'm, I can buy alcohol legally in Ontario. Cause I'm 19. I like quote, get sex out. Like I knew it was happening. I was like, yeah, I'll go, I'll go, whatever.

You did the right thing. Yeah. I sat in the hotel lobby and the eventually the um oh concierge i guess came up to me it was like you've been down here a while like i see you're drinking in public like are you okay i was like i thought i was being i thought i was being you know suave and he's like i was like listen i'm up here with my buddy. Hasn't seen his girlfriend in like six months. They're there. Yeah. Doing the deed. He's like, okay, well like, why don't I like in exchange for you not

drinking in the lobby of my hotel, I'll get you some food and like a cocktail or whatever. And I had a very nice dinner on the, on the hotel's dime. I got my steak, went back upstairs they were done she left it and then we just watched hockey and uh then i later learned this is where this i don't want i cannot remember this person fondly and then i learned he was a rapist so uh yeah i uh not friends with that guy any fucking more no fuck now that I've ruined the mood

I want to punch somebody right now yeah I the last time I saw him I choked him unconscious so okay that's good yeah I fuck I had a student once tell me about a nothing happened to them,

but a story about a creepy teacher at another school. I just sat there and I was just like, I don't know what to say right now, man. Like, I want to say things that's going to get me fired. Yeah, I understand. I want to do violence against that person

and it wouldn't be hard for me to figure it out. Yeah. against that person and it wouldn't be hard for me to figure it out yeah redacted redacted parody in Minecraft if I know you and you did something like that don't let me find out because

parody redacted in Minecraft I'll take you skull and I'll help. Parody redacted in Minecraft. I'll take you. I know where the fucking I know where the 12 miles is on the boat. It's not that far. All right. We're moving on before we literally

get into the criminal line. You play that in court. They'll be like, so does that sound like an interesting person to you? Yes, it does. Tom, number one. Tom, I'll have a giant foam figure at your court. What's his name?

Who's on? Well, there's your problem sometimes. Shocks. Is he certified in Pennsylvania? We're going to have to find out, man. He's on Lions. He's never been on a religion problem We should

I don't know if I can have two Boston boys on the podcast At the same time, it's going to be too much shit Yeah, you'll be over Although it would be funny That would be funny Also, speaking of Boston, guys Did you see that Boston Patriots fan Talking about if you're a fucking cop

If you're a cop, you're just a failure. Basically. Yeah. Cause the girls didn't like it. Oh, critical support to that Patriots fan. I'm saying that as an Eagles fan, I'll root for you this weekend. If you root for me this weekend.

Yeah. Uh, Oh fuck. We'll get to that. Yeah. We'll get there. We'll get to it. All right.

Let's, let's get going. the Flyers and Bruins kick off in 10 minutes. We're going to have to open a separate window for that. You know who's going to win. You know who's going to win. It's not going to be the Flyers. Our second bonus episode

will be recorded next week. We were supposed to do it this week, but Roz things got away from him this week. So in case you're wondering where it is, it's coming out. Stop yelling at us. Yeah, he's been absent from Twitter. His pronouns are he, him. My pronouns are he, him.

Yeah. Alright, can you, you know what? Can I read this, the transcript of this? Please feel free. I'm going to try and slice this? Oh, please feel free. I'm going to try and splice this in maybe. Sure. Hey, how are you doing?

This is John from Pittsburgh living up in Upper Bucks here. First time, long time. Like what you guys got going on over there. Just three questions for you. Just wanted to see. One, do you think the Pittsburgh Steelers next season are going to replace Ben Roethlisberger with another rapist or just another fat man that can't move.

Oh, Jesus. Let's answer these one at a time. I haven't got the phone call yet. Yeah, neither have I, which is kind of disappointing. I think they're probably... We mean fat man, by the way. Yeah, we mean fat man, to clarify.

I think... I mean, the thing with Pittsburgh is that we mean fat man, by the way. Yeah. We mean fat man. Yeah. To clarify. Um, I think, uh, I mean, the thing with, with Pittsburgh is that I think they sort of have the luxury of being able to sacrifice like mobility in a quarterback for, for a dude with a Canyon cannon arm. Cause they,

they can draft receivers better than anyone. Yeah. Pittsburgh is so good at identifying wide receiver talent. And they've got a solid O-line, so I think they can sort of take a gamble on a guy who maybe isn't as mobile, but can just cannon

it down the field. So I think they're probably going to go with another fat man that can't move. I mean, they don't have to. Do you think they're going to sign him again? Or do you think he's gone? No, I think it's pretty clear that it's run its course.

He certainly seems to think so. I mean, they're in the playoffs, but like... I mean, his numbers weren't bad this year. No, but he's up there like... 39, I think. Yeah, he's... Let's see. And they have a decent run.

The defense actually looks... Especially with T.J. Watt putting up a record-tying year. The most obvious thing to address is, I think, quarterback. Yeah. I mean, one of the things... There was a thread on Reddit, which you're never going to read it, but they were saying, what would be the most boring Super Bowl? And overwhelmingly, it was Pittsburgh

versus Eagles, which I'm like, fuck, that's not the most boring Super Bowl. What the fuck are you talking about? That's not the most boring Super Bowl. Bucks Chiefs was pretty fucking boring last year. Yeah, and I got like 200 downloads for saying that.

So, yeah. Fuck you, Reddit. All right. Yes. What is the official 10K losses opinion on the Washington football team? Yeah, and he says the slur and then says...

Trying to get my dialectic together. Yeah, and he says the slur and then says... Trying to get my dialectic together. Yeah, and better voicing, which, you know, critical support for John from Pittsburgh for recognizing that he said a slur. Yeah, I still struggle with it. But you need to do better. As one white man, too, John from Pittsburgh is white. I know this for a fact.

You know, you kind of need to, you know, get your shit together, dude. So, you know, you know that. So this guy could squat my weight. So based off based off the name.

Well, the first question is how bad I mean they're going to be trash like they're going to be trash in a trash division they were trash this year there are so many problems they have you know they couldn't and like when you're rolling into a season saying fuck it we're just going to start Fitzmagic

like they drafted Dwayne Haskins When you're rolling into a season saying, fuck it, we're just going to start Fitzmagic. They drafted Dwayne Haskins and then two years later, not even two years later, like a year and a half later, they cut him. This team, I mean, until Dan Snyder sells the team, they're going to be trash. I mean, it's the word. I mean, I can't. The one thing I'll say to Jerry Jones's credit is that he will pay for players. Yeah, that's that's one of the things I have. I'm not going to defend Jura.

No, but I mean, he's a bastard. He's horrible, but he will open open up the the checkbook. Yeah, there's pride in it for him. Ownership for him of the Cowboys is a is a vanity project as well as a way to make money. Right. Dan Siner just does not give a shit. No, he doesn't. And I'm looking at the depth chart, and it is bad.

Are we on there? Yeah. Shit. Oh, you're the third leading rusher, dude. Fuck, was it negative six yards? Yeah. Shit. Oh, you're the third leading rusher, dude. Fuck. Negative six yards. What did Sherman say? I will not run if asked.

I will not serve if elected. Yeah. And if nominated, I will not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I will show if you put me on the football team, I will literally just lateral it to the defense. I will not.

You take me out after one play. You should imagine that. I always wonder about like being like a saboteur. I was thinking being like a big, big football fan or like say you're Big Eagles. Like being from Philly fan or say you're a big Eagles fan. Being from Philly, they get drafted by the Cowboys. How the fuck?

I legitimately hey, I'm going to play pro football, but I'm not playing for the Cowboys. I'm not pleased about it. Tatum on the Celtics grew up as a Lakers fan. It was like, yeah, it was kind of hard to be a –

it was kind of hard to, like, play for the Celtics initially. Yeah. I mean, what's his name on the – he's on the Raptors, Kyle Lowry. Yeah. Cardinal Dockery. He's on the Heat now. Oh, he's on the Heat now. That's right.

Yeah. But he was playing the Sixers, and the dude went to Dock. You know, he's a the heat now. Oh, it's on the heat now. That's right. He was playing the Sixers and the dude went to Doc. He's a Philly boy. Someone was cheering him and he said, he's like, I live at 23rd in Lehigh. Come see me.

23rd in Lehigh. I think we've mentioned that before. We'll talk more about 23rd in Lehigh on the bonus episode. Oh, that one's good. Yeah, yeah, because that's not too far from where Shy Park used to be. And Roz

likes square ballparks. Sure does. Final question. Will I fight Dave Portnoy? Wait, you missed it. Oh, I did. The question of your anarchist morals if they go with the red brigade of the red hogs are we as leftists required to support them as a vanguard team no no i don't know man i don't know i don't

know still owns them dude um but what what if it's the dictatorship pro Proletariat? I don't know about that. Dan Snyder's there, man. If they make it like Packers where it's fan-owned and Dan Snyder sells the team, yeah, baby. Michael Parenti owns the team. Which, by the way, commentary on another podcast, but I'm allowed to do it. I was listening to the bonus episode you guys had with

what's his name from Utah? Because he's a good dude. Jordan. Critical support to Jordan for mentioning assassination of Julius Caesar. Fuck yeah. Michael Franny rocks. Even if you're not a Marxist, read Michael Franny anyway because he's just a good dude. Absolutely. Michael Prenny rocks. Even if you're not like a Marxist, read Michael Prenny anyway,

cause he's just a good dude. Absolutely. You do not. You should. And I read anarchists. So, you know, no,

I'll, I'll absolutely, I'll give you that one. Yeah, no, absolutely. Prenny, Prenny is fucking good shit.

Um, cause he's not dogmatic. No, he's not. And you should not be dogmatic. I'm sorry. Uh, I'm allowed to get into,

into, into tendency shit on my podcast. I won't, on twitter uh say that again i will i'm allowed to get on tendency shit on my podcast yeah i won't do it on twitter well you can have it on on this i'll just edit you out i don't care yeah yeah nice nice anarchist deplatforming me using your hierarchy by. Do as I say, don't as I do. Shut up. Wait, why is my mic not showing up? Where are my levels?

Where are the drums? Yeah. So the Red Hogs, can you imagine them calling themselves the Red Hogs? I would. You know what? I would want a Washington Red Hogs shirt, though. That's kind of a bad... You know the University of Arkansas are the

Razorbacks. And they have a sick charging pig logo. Yeah. They call the hogs. That's a really fun tradition. I was thinking of Washington Beltway Snipers or something like that.

Jesus Christ. Or who's the guy who shot the football, the baseball, the correctional baseball team? The frightened Bernies. I can't do it. I really every once in a while I can pull off a Bernie, but I don't think

I got it in me today. My dad can do it because they have the same nasally ass voice I did try When I was in Vermont Yeah I can't do it It turned into the Kennedy That's actually a real decent Kennedy though That's pretty good dude

What's that Marilyn? Shut the fuck up I'm with my family I'm waiting to get Bernie to sign my union card I was hoping to run into him in Burlington and I talked to like a local and he's like oh you gotta go to North Burlington but the dude literally

shops at the grocery store like so hey and if you want to cancel Bernie fuck you I like him anyway leave my nice Jewish uncle alone or else they're still like, so, uh, Hey, and if you want to cancel burning, fuck you. I like that anyway. Uh, leave my nice Jewish uncle alone. Yeah,

no, he's a good guy. My incredibly crabby Jewish uncle. Yeah. You might make mistakes. You might do, do things you don't agree with, but, uh,

like 90% of you listening would not be a socialist or anarchist or communist without them. So, um, I'm going to, thanks dad and mom I legitimately wouldn't be I would still be libertarian

I'm going to make my mom and dad come on an episode of one of my podcasts just ideology fight so is it dad mouse mom anarchist yeah

at least they can agree over China So is it dad, dad, mouse, mom, anarchist? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, at least they can agree over China. Because most of them don't say China. Oh, so the last question then. Will Liam fight Dave Portnoy in 2022? Thank you. Hail to Pitt. Fuck Penn State.

Let's go Temple. And I hope you guys have a good one. I want to address one thing first. Yes ahead I went to Temple University but as part of the allegiance of Pennsylvania schools that is not Penn State I will unless they're physically playing Temple which never happens I I love the University of Pittsburgh I love their fans I love their fans. I love the school. I love the fact that Pitt is a lot like Temple and the University of Cincinnati and that they're always kind of trying to fight.

Alright. I have deep respect for the Pitt Panthers. I thought that Kenny Pickens their quarterback this year was robbed of the Heisman. I thought he absolutely should have won it.

Bryce Young didn't deserve it nearly as much as Kenny did. I wish him nothing but the best in his pro career. I am, yeah, behind Temple, I'd say Pitt. Oh, they cured polio at Pitt. Oh, shit. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I have nothing against Pitt. I went to Penn State for two years. Fuck Penn State.

State college is okay when it's not full of students. Right. If you go with your redacted to Pittsburgh, you guys can get drunk for $7 on the south

side. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. To answer the question, if given the opportunity to fight Portnoy, I will absolutely fight Portnoy. I think that's on Portnoy. Yeah, I fucking hate the guy. We are not a Barstool

adjacent podcast. We hate Barstool. I have a buddy, too, who sends me Barstool stuff on Instagram. He means well. He's not like that. He's just like a stern guy.

Yeah. You know what I mean? He doesn't mean it. He just thinks it's fucking funny. Usually it's funny shit he sends me, but it's like, dude, Barstool, I'm working mean it. He just thinks it's fucking funny. Usually, it's funny shit he sends me, but it's like, dude, Barstool, I'm working on it. I'm always so disappointed when I

see someone I like follows Barstool, and I'm just like, come on, man. I think a lot of people don't know anything about Portnoy. I really think they don't understand what a piece of shit he is. I'll fight him too. Fuck you. We'll go together. I'll pick him up and

throw him against the floor. You can fuck Portnoy up. If I pick you up, you're done, by the way. If you want to fight me on the L, if you're someone calling me out on Twitter or something like that, you can get your hits in. If I pick you up, you're done. Because I pick you up, you're done because I

am a reasonably strong individual. My knee has stopped cracking in the last few weeks. That happens. I got to point out, that voice mail for John from Pittsburgh from the Yinzer was at 1.20 a.m. on a Friday.

Thank you. That sounds like Pittsburgh. Yeah. And then we got John from Pittsburgh called us back at 12.17 a.m. on Sunday. I love you, John from Pittsburgh. I know John from Pittsburgh. He's a good guy. Do you want to read it?

How does Liam feel about having to root for the New York Jets this weekend? It did not feel good. I will tell you that. The Bills Mafia won. I will say this. I am a Patriots fan, but I'm so used to the Patriots kicking around the Bills that I kind of don't mind that the Bills,

Buffalo's a good union town. I've never had, yeah, it's really funny. Buffalo is now home to the two unionized Starbucks in the United States as well. Oh, yeah. Critical support. But I love, I have had a good time in Buffalo. Every Bills fan I've met has been just absolute cuckoo bananas. I'm not going to be mad if the Bills win one. I would be a lot angrier if the Jets won one or the Dolphins won one.

I hate the Dolphins. I hate the Jets. I am ambivalent towards Buffalo. And for no other reason than also any team that says, hey, Jets, welcome to the Empire State is the funniest thing in the world. Yeah, no.

I mean, the Jets, I literally don't care. I mean, the Eagles have never lost to the Jets. Right. Come on, man, guys. That's fucking funny so the Jets are literally like

I don't hate you I nothing you you're not on my radar guys right and when they beat the Patriots every like seven years it's like their Super Bowl and it's like that's cute and enjoy it while it lasts guys and the Bills like I support Rust Belt towns.

Those cities, those fans, I have an affection for those towns. They deserve something. I'll root for them over something in California. I don't have anything

against California fans at all, but the Rust Belt needs a win. And you don't deserve to be happy if you live on the West Coast. Well, you're not going to have water in the next 50 years. Yeah. I love San Diego. One of my favorite places.

San Diego is nice. But you're, there's, I mean, you're not going to, like, we've literally talked about like, Hey,

what about moving to San Diego and being serious about it? We're going to be climate refugees if we do that. The property is going to be worthless. You're not lying, dude. You are not lying. Yeah. It could support

40,000 people. Not the city it is. It's a beautiful city and it's a nice city to be. Great weather. Oh, yeah. uh not the city it is and it's a beautiful city and it's a nice city to be and cool great weather oh yeah uh i i remember walking so we went to the uh it's like the old town of san diego like and so we went to go to modern times brewery and i looked on google maps i'm like oh shit it's a 10-minute walk i it was like i was walking through like grove street in grand theft auto saying yes um it was fine because because like like you know me growing up in kensington it was like i have my city sense

but my wife was like i don't know about this this looks like bad places in la when i grew up i was like we're fine it's not a no one's going to give a shit. I'll say I'm from Philly. I don't know. I'll make them laugh, whatever. And we went to Modern Times. The brewery was amazing. Are they employee owned? I don't think so.

Maybe. If they're not employee owned, fuck you. If they are, good. That's the 10K losses logic. Yeah. If you are owned by, if you are a workers' co-op, we support you. And if you don't, you will be first against the wall. Yeah.

Oh, is that hierarchy? Yeah, because there will be first. I want to move on to the Eagles. I'm talking about this note that makes me violently sick that says Sirianni coach of the year because he might actually deserve it. We were saying

fire this asshole like four weeks ago. What happened? I encourage the 10K who wants this podcast listeners to go find where I said fire him. Where I said fire him. Yeah, I said fire him.

Oh. Oh. I remember going like, hey, you know, my one thing is I'm like really lenient with people and I, you know. I'm just like fire this asshole. As it turns out. We both made fun of him and he is make fun of him asshole as it turns out we both made fun of him

and he is make fun of him as it turns out once he unlocked rushing things got a lot better the problem is the roots have grown the tree has started to reach the sun if it makes you feel better the Tampa is actually

only the third rated rushing defense oh is it only a third rated rushing defense. Oh, it's only the third. I thought it was the best. We're getting ahead of ourselves. Sirianni, coach of the year. Shit. Maybe. Maybe.

I mean, he's the Bruins scored. Of course they did. A minute 51 in. This is going to be a good game. Pasternak scored. I'm wearing his jersey. I saw him get drafted in Philadelphia. Sirianni might actually deserve it.

He's the only rookie coach to make the playoffs this year. Shit. Shit, yeah. He's, he's, I don't know, man. I mean, the problem is that the Eagles, uh, we don't have it in here, but the Eagles are,

Oh, and seven against teams above 500. Like that's not. You say only, Oh, and seven. Only there are only, Oh,

and sometimes I say only, uh, yeah, I thought you did. Oh, well, there are three, Oh,

and seven against teams above 500 this year. So like, that's not terrific. But it's also the playoffs. And, like, they didn't lose that badly to the Bucs. And the Bucs were in full Death Star mode when that game was played. And the Bucs, if you watch any of the press conferences going on, like Bruce Aarons is like, hey, it's not the team we played. Like, they're giving deference.

They're giving deference. They're scared. They're scared. No one wants to play this team. He misses the Super Bowl. Burns by 90. I really do want a Pennsylvania Super Bowl. That would be sick.

That would be fucking sick as hell. We got mayor of Philadelphia betting I don't know yards versus mayor of Pittsburgh what is a Pittsburgh brewery Iron City okay this is a steel reserve Iron City man that shit's delicious

I haven't had Iron City in ages I don't know fuck I can't had Iron City in ages. I don't know. Uh, fuck. Uh, all right. Well, I can't wait for the, uh,

fucking evil genius beer, uh, that comes out for the Eagle Super Bowl. That's like some coy, you know, like what's up dog, you know, some,

you know, underdog, like, Oh yeah. Yeah. If you, if you don't know what we're talking about, look up evil genius breweries, beer names you know, underdog like, oh yeah. If you, if you don't know what we're talking about, look up evil genius breweries beer names and it's just like,

Hey, millennial, this is named after something, you know, buy our beer, which was, was okay now so far. Yeah. Hey, you live not too far from them. You can, uh,

I, I, I hate their fucking beer man yeah they're not good you don't live too far from yards either uh which is good no i i can walk to yards very easily and i'm always very happy about that yeah um do we want to talk about the uh the eagles d which is kind of my worry um my worry because they don't do sacks and then the sixth highest paid defense. I did add something. I do want to say. Oh, yeah.

So the Colts, what, Howie Roseman, the fucking Wizard of the Year. Yeah. That looks perfectly fine. That trade looks perfectly fine in this point. Look, we're laughing about this. That looks perfectly fine. That trade looks perfectly fine in this point. Look, we're laughing about this. Carson Wentz was fucking destroyed by the clown

hit. His brain is, I mean, he was already like an asshole kind of before that. Legitimately, he doesn't deserve to have his brain scrambled. No one does, except for Nazis. But he had his brain scrambled with that hit that had no consequences on

clowning. Right. And the dude is fucked, man. Like, no, no, no lie,

no lie at all, dude. He, he has visibly not been the same quarterback since that hit. I, I, you know, my feelings on Carson Wentz sort of aside, been the same quarterback since that hit. My feelings on Carson Wentz aside, I just feel bad for him. There's always a future

in Christian-based food trucks. I hate Protestants, man. This is a good Catholic Jewish podcast. I have a Catholic story, though, today. I didn't tell you about it. So someone I work with assumed I was a conservative Catholic. Ooh.

And started quoting. If this person's listening to this podcast, which if you did, you found out who you work with, and I'm probably going to get fired anyway for violating the Pennsylvania Code of Ethics for teachers for not being a socialist. Yeah, when you tell me that the – so this guy told me that the reason all the suicides are in the military is because all those guys who kill themselves are atheists probably not and raising or as he said it raising godless homes let me tell you something i've got a veteran in my family who's dealt with ptsd i have two uncles who killed themselves and they

were raised Catholic. So shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're talking about. I don't know why the fuck you brought it up to me. So fuck you. And if you hear this, fuck you. And I mean this seriously. Like, fuck you. No, fuck you. So if you're a conservative Catholic,

you can go fuck yourself. This is a liberation theology only podcast. If you're Catholic, you can go fuck yourself. This is a liberation theology only podcast. If you're Catholic, you've got to be liberation theology. Do you think we could get His Holiness the Pope on this podcast? He likes sports. I've always made

that if you could have one living person on the podcast, who would it be? With all sincerity, I would have Pope Francis on the podcast. I genuinely would love to talk to the guy. Generally. I'd be like, on the podcast. I genuinely would love to talk to the guy. Generally. I'd be like, recording's off. Let's talk. I really want to know

what you think. We would score it again, Tom. Let's do nothing, Tom. We're barely five minutes into the first period, Tom. I'm lucky I didn't get too attached to the flyers this year. Yeah, I'm doing live blogging. It's just... God, God. We'll get to the flyers this year. Yeah, I'm doing live blogging. Ugh. It's just... We'll get to the flyers.

Birds. Just say all the birds. I want to know what Pope Francis thinks about the eagle. Your holiness. Go birds. I would legitimately call him your holiness. Oh, I would too. When we were in Catholic school, we had

fucking Regali. Fuck you, Regali. Did I ever tell you I had to kiss his ring? Yes. I fucking hate that guy. And they closed my fucking school. They killed North and kept Judge open.

Because the good die young and bastards live forever. I don't want to say that. Yeah, you're right. Fuck. Yeah, maybe we could get His Holiness Papa Francisco Francesco, actually, to excommunicate

Regale. That would be good. Yeah. One of the Bruins is gushing blood from his mouth. That's fine. That's not good. He's fine. As much as I love rivalries, I don't want anyone to die. Oh, that was pasta. Second goal of the game, by the way. Again, we are

five minutes. Who's in the net? Is it our precious boy? It's your precious boy. Wait, I think it's your precious boy. Or is it Martin Jones? Poor Martin Jones, man. He doesn't deserve this. No one deserves to be on the flyers.

We'll get there, though. We'll get there. I would not want to be on the flyers either, even being paid several million. I'm going to write it down. No. Your sweet, magnificent boy. Poor baby.

So, Birds Playoff. your sweet magnificent boy poor baby so birds play out it's a birds play out banana Sunday at 1 Sunday at 2 are we the one are we the one o'clock game god damn it hang on fucking Tampa Bay I want to play Tampa Bay

Sunday at 1 we're very professionally done podcast I mean I think the answer is the birds are just gonna have to Sunday at 1. We're very professionally done podcast. I mean, I think the answer is the birds are just going to have to rush as much as it sucks. The problem is that Tampa Bay's passing defense is better than its rushing defense.

It's got a good rushing defense. It's got a good rushing defense. You're going to just have to hope you can basically wear the defense down. I mean, I think I good rushing defense you're gonna just have to hope you can basically wear the defense down um i mean i think that i think i i overheard the betting thing is that the eagles won't even score 30 points uh you know like oh no i wouldn't expect us to score i wouldn't expect this to be especially high scoring game well i mean a lot of the bucks are out uh but the problem is like that's not how brady usually wins anyway you have it here brady can kill us with completions yeah that's how they won in new

england was just yeah get first downs get first downs uh i was looking at uh some of the statistics and gannon basically has oriented this defense, which makes sense. I know there's a lot of people calling for his blood. Well, he plays contained, but like. Yeah. So we've been really good stopping big 20-yard-plus plays. Right. We're third in the league, I think, against that.

But against completions, we're one of the worst teams. Right. And when you got someone like Brady, who's literally... He doesn't give a shit if he can't get 30 all at once. I mean, legitimately, he's the GOAT. Like, he will go... Like, 100 years from now, they'll be talking about Tom Brady like you talk about Babe Ruth in baseball.

Brady can get the ball out so fast. He's played everyone a million times. The Eagles are going to have to get sacks. And that's, A, it's relatively hard to sack Brady in the first place. The two quarterbacks sacked the least this year, Jalen Hurts and Tom Brady. And, yeah, the Eagles have been really good getting sacks. quarterbacks sacked the least this year? Jalen Hurts and Tom Brady. The Eagles have been really good getting sacked. Our

linebacker core is really weak. Defensive back-wise... Oh, there goes the COVID. I just got a text. My cousin was positive for COVID, but he's feeling better now. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. If you're listening to this,

I hear that the If you're listening to this, I hear that the orange crayons are the best for fighting COVID. Seperify, do or die. All right. I love it. See, I'm getting cancer from this because I love Marines,

but I don't love Marines. Marines are some of the funniest people I've ever met. Yeah. I will say this. I've never met a particularly bright Marine, but you love them in a sort of dog that eats its own poop sort of way. Oh, you got to be my cousin. One of these is all set it up. The dude is legitimately incredibly intelligent.

And well, that's because he's not a Marine anymore. They give you the brain cells back when you get to Gator 2.14. It's hard to explain because they can be... Obviously, we're opposed to imperialism in all its forms.

Some of these guys are not bad. I'm going to get canceled on RLC. I don't give a shit anymore. Fuck it. but you know, some of these guys, they're not bad. They, Oh fuck it. I'm going to get canceled. I don't give a shit anymore. Yeah.

Fuck it. Yeah. Some of them are fun guys, you know, um, but I'm on, yeah. I mean,

I'm on, uh, lions led by donkeys. Yeah. Uh, I did work for the federal government for a period of time. So, yeah,

I know, but then what goes after tankers? Like, uh, they go after time. Yeah, I know, but no one goes after tankers like they go after Marines. I mean, whatever. If you've made it this far, you're going to cancel us now. At least subscribe to the Patreon on your way out. A dollar so I can

buy beer. Yeah. Alright, we should talk about the Bucks. D does give up running plays to quarterbacks. Yeah, they gave up the most rushing yards to quarterbacks to fucking Josh Allen. And that was number one. Number two was Jalen Hurts.

So if Jalen is from whatever mystery injury we talked about where he wasn't running as fast. I think he took his knee. I think so, too. If he can run it out. I mean, they have a chance. They have a chance. It's not an impossible game to win. There really haven't been a ton of, like, not a lot of our losses were blowouts. No, we had some.

I mean, there was the Cowboys loss, but we were starting. Yeah, I mean, you give up a touchdown to me, it's no big deal. Right. I did get some good hits in though you did you did i was getting the kidney shots in on purpose yeah i did see that play where uh zeke laid you out like a bitch though it's zeke i'm not you can't game recognize game yeah i'm not mad you could stiff arm me to the stratosphere and i'm a pretty big guy um i'm glad I was wearing a jockstrap though Because you couldn't see my reaction to Zeke touching me Oh god

Alright we're moving on to Temple We're moving on to the second decision Well hold on We need to run this out the pass My comments for the Bucs offense well it's Brady and Brock what the fuck are you going to do you hope you can get a corner on them

they're going to run slants at the middle exactly slants at the middle that's it I mean that's all they really have to do slants at the middle and then like pretend you're doing a slant for the middle and it's a fucking

out route. Then you were fucked that way too. Yeah. Now we can go to Temple. Winners of three straight. Yeah. Yeah, they beat UCF and East Carolina and Tulsa.

That's good. I feel like they haven't played in a minute. They played yesterday against Tulsa. They're off, and then they played last Saturday and last Wednesday. They're off until next Wednesday, where they're going to be playing Wichita State. I mean, the problem is, unless they can make some noise in the American tournament, this team's not going to the

Final Four. They're not going to the tournament because no one in the American League is relevant. That might actually not be true. American League? The American Conference? Yeah, Conference. Don't be difficult.

I gotta... To standings. Houston's good, but they're the only ranked team in the conference and Temple is three and two in the conference and they lost to Houston pretty close by five

they're gonna have to make some real noise in the tournament if they can win or finish second they're in with a shout. But I don't really see... I mean, obviously, I don't see this team pulling off some miracle finish. I don't know enough about how the NCAA tournament is chosen. Okay, so the way it works is that there are... Every conference winner yeah winner of the tournament or whatever gets an automatic bid okay okay and then that leaves i forget exactly

how many were called at large bids out where a committee chooses which schools to give at-large bids to that didn't win their conference. I believe the last team to not do a tournament, although they may now, is the Ivy League. But a lot of these teams, a lot of these spots are already spoken for because of

conference tournaments. So we'll see if Temple can do damage in that. And you'd have to upset Houston to do it or let somebody else upset Houston to do it. It's possible, but I don't think it's especially likely. Uh, you want to move on to the Sixers who lost to the Hornets?

Uh, sure. Although I didn't see something that said alright, okay. This is completely out of left field. Yes. I don't know how true this is. The Queen strips Prince Andrew of all military titles and

royal patronages over Sills. Yes. I saw that as well. Get rid of monarchy. Why is there still a fucking monarch? Taurus dollars. Lowercase r Republicans. Yes. And capital R Republicans if it's got Irish

in front of it. What the fuck? Alright, never mind. I just saw that on half a second. It flashed in front of my phone and I was like, what the fuck? Dude, it's crazy. Good, Prince Andrew, fuck you. Let's go to Sixers.

So we had a seven-game win streak. And then what happened, Tom? And then we played the Hornets. Yeah. Who had lost 16 in a row to us. Yeah. How did we lose to the Hornets?

Tyrese Maxey didn't play that well. He needed an Embiid. Although Embiid, over his last 10 games, has 30 points at least for game. Oh, yeah. No, Embiid, you know, I like talking sports with my students. And when someone likes to say shit about Embiid, that's how you distract me in class is when you start say shit about NBA that's how you distract me in class

he, Allen Iverson and Will Chamberlain are the only Sixers ever to score 30 plus points in 8 straight games I mean they're still really missing Ben Simmons Tobias Harris

I mean it's hard when a guy's going 6 for 14 and has a plus minus of minus 13 I feel bad for Toby because by all accounts he's like a nice guy yeah I mean and to be fair the Hornets are not a bad team

they're 23 and 19 They're 23-19. We're 23-17. One of the things that's kind of shocking is the Sixers don't have the home dominance this season they normally do. Yeah, I think that you can apply that to not having as much energy thanks to not having as good a defense as we could have. I agree with that. Because I don't care what you say about Ben.

He's good on defense. He is very good at defense. Saying otherwise is factually incorrect. Yeah, absolutely. No, you're absolutely correct. Tomorrow, that being Friday the 14th, you will play the Liams here in Philly.

Go me. Go my dumb team. Go both my dumb teams. Vote Leland Amberton because Liam Anderson has died of COVID. Leland Amberton, well, has died of COVID Leland Amberton well he died of COVID on the way to the sun

yeah real shame there having a cold in space what are you going to do you know well it was like Apollo 7 someone shit their pants yeah yeah yeah

it was Apollo 7 because what's his name he was banned from NASA basically after that. I'd shit my pants too during space flight. They had doo-doo flying around. It's not that big of a deal. We've all been pooping since we were born.

Yeah, but if you actually have a doo-doo ball hitting the head while you're trying to do a trans-lunar injection. Alright, fair enough. Apologies if it didn't do translunar injection. I know that. It was only a test flight for the fucking lunar module. Don't fucking try with this shit with me.

If you're a Will Baer's problem fan who thinks you can out-engineer me on space flight. That was the Tom Anger Power Hour. Yeah. that was the the the tom anger power hour yeah uh i played every single american space flight girl space program including the ones that fail up until bottle 17 all right uh so they're still talking about ben simmons trade shit yeah there's rumors that he'd be willing to come back.

There's also rumors, basically, I mean, the Sixers are still trying to move him before the deadline. I think they're, I don't know. I don't really know what I think. Like I said, I just want the shit to be over. But I don't think the Sixers are really in a position to get a top-name asset for him, be that a player or a draft pick, I don't think

anyone really wants... Because he's an unknown quantity. When you're unhappy, you're just going to sit out again? Honestly, the best thing for him, if he wanted to move, would be the play. I understand that he's not happy. No, I agree with that.

But this just says if I'm not totally satisfied, I'm not going to help your team win. Like, we live in a shitty society. And with that contract, that's a big risk to take. Yeah. We live in a shitty society, but if I was going to leave my job, I'd want to at least

on my way out, have a letter of recommendation from my current boss. It sucks that you have to do that your your your ability should be your ability regardless of of that and he's young and of course he can still play um but but you know some of that was talking about packaging toby in there good luck with that that's a lot of money that's a lot of money. Toby's contract is like $187 million or something. I don't know who the

fuck authorized that. One of the biggest overpays. Instead of paying Jimmy Butler too. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm fairly certain Jimmy Butler wasn't going to come back if Brett was the coach.

True. So, I mean, I think that. But then again, we found out that the Sixers front office was some sort of anarchist horizontal collective. But no one had final authority. No, it was there was no responsibility. Like no one was making decisions. there was no responsibility. No one was making decisions. There was no consultation. There was no collaboration.

It was kind of like this weird like, I make a decision and if someone else doesn't like it, I blame them for not... Right. Fuck it, Josh Harrison. I don't know about that shit. Absent scumbag.

You want to move on to the Flyers? Who cares? No. No, I don't want to move to the Flyers. Flyers suck. Everyone has COVID. Interim coach hates all the players. Yep.

Yeah. No, literally, they're talking about how the interim coach has said the players don't really care. Why would you care? If you're a player, why would you care? This team isn't winning a cup. Who gives a shit? I mean, what the fuck? Literally, why would you get fired up every other night if you know you're going to lose?

Also, hockey doesn't matter until the playoffs. Sorry. I said this to someone who's watching regular season hockey right now. You would think with the advancements in Zamboni technology that the intermissions will get shorter. Yeah, but I need time to get a beer and piss. All right, five minutes. No. Listen, I listened to you take a piss on

fucking lines on that bonus episode. It took you two minutes. I timed it. Okay. I was checking for string quality too and it was good. Thank you. What's it called, the underwater microphones?

I have those in your toilet. Tom Payne, emergency urologist. Yeah. Mike, you're contacting my phone. Is Tom urology, question mark? Yeah, that's a penis, all right. That's where my urologist experience starts and ends.

My buddy's dad is a lawyer, and I have him in my phone as backup legal advice in case my own dad is unreachable. Yeah. Yeah, so you're you have a backup urologist in case I can't be like, you know, is that penis?

Well, sure. No, it's a penis. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be purple like that. You got to take your cock ring off. All right. I live a long day. So take it a bra off. Women say, you know, men can never know what taking a bra feels like. Yes, we do. Shut up. You ever had to take a plate carrier off because those things fuck. That's like taking a bra off. Anyway, I got banned from the

tactical gear subreddit because I posted a comment on subreddit and then I posted on that and then I just made one comment that was auto-banned. Proud of you. I can still see your shit, dudes.

I can ban for making comments under my main account. Okay, great job. Fucking idiots. Tell me about the Phillies, Tom. I'm dying. That Tom. I'm dying. That's what I'm saying. We're supposed to have international signings starting next week,

which actually is very problematic. International amateur signing is very problematic. But who knows if that's going to happen. So what I did hear is that the MLB PA and MLB ownership met today and ended their meetings today. Great. No followup rescheduled. Cool.

Yeah. So who, I wonder if we're going to have a season. I don't feel super confident in that. Yeah. And fuck the owners. MLB owners are the worst

owners in any sport. We've said this before. We'll say it again. They literally are the worst. I don't know. Yes, absolutely. Because if you talk about MLB owners how many of them are actually in it for the

for the prestige I mean at least Jerry Jones gives a shit if the Cowboys are good and there are owners who certainly you know who yeah uh the guy uh the group that owns the Sox the group that owns the Yankees.

Well, Steinbrenner gave a shit. I mean, people call him a shit, but he gave a shit. The L.A. ownership is pretty decent. Yeah, and they are, again, willing to open the pocketbook. You know. The refs and the Phillies interim coach are screaming at each other. That's probably a good sign. Oh, great. At least he coach are screaming at each other. That's probably a good sign. Oh, great.

At least he's not screaming at the players. The Phillies on the power play for some bullshit. A terrible call. I hate refs. Bruins probably deserved it. Shut the hell up. I'm not even watching it. This podcast is over.

But one article came out from uh fangraphs yeah about the philly's top prospects they're slowly doing how how how is that uh do you are you familiar with the baseball rating scale yeah yeah vaguely not like super it's on an 80 point system right it's an eight it's a 20 to 80. So it's like standard deviations. So those of you who don't know, it's 20 to 80. 20 being me. All right, no. Hold on.

25 being me. 20 being Liam. Not wrong. You lift at least. Allegedly, you do. And I used to and hey I used to walk a lot yeah I remember walking

my OBP was my hit rate was very low just a sad face but my OBP was up there because I got a lot of walks I thought I was a power hitter no I was just a fat kid they call me

big country over there at Upper Bucks. I grew up in Philly. Excuse me. I know. I know. Oh man, they're batting their fucking power hitter ninth. Better walk them. No, I have

my coach would be like don't swing don't swing they're going to walk you because you're a big kid and i think you're going to be a power hitter that worked the first time we played somebody um uh so i walked a lot uh nice yeah um so the way the rating scale works is like 50 out of 80 is considered somebody who's going to be an average MLB player. Okay. 45, you know, you know, a decent bench guy, right? Sure.

So the Phillies top prospect is only ranked 55 out of 80. It's Mick Abel. He's got some good stuff. Got to get a good slider. Good fastball. His command's a little... But he's not anticipated to enter Major League Baseball for two more years. Goddamn, dude.

Oh, this is baseball, man. You draft somebody, you got to wait five fucking years. No, I know. I like hockey. Yeah. That's the only other sport. I mean, because the NBA's's got the g league but that's not real you know they're trying they're trying but it's not it's not really a farm league it's like a it's like a 12th man league i will say i have you know and i feel bad for these guys obviously who are sick with covid and for fans, you know, who, you know,

are like the shits all over the place, but it's been one of my, I would say a silver lining because I don't want to say it like it's a happy thing, but what are the interesting silver lining parts about Omicron in professional sports has been how the NBA is just calling up like just dudes, like just straight up guys. it's just like can you play

professional basketball and they're like baby the nba is like great see you on tuesday um i mean i played point guard a couple times you might have seen me out there um now they call you white chocolate right yeah it's because i'm smooth um uh i gotta get head i gotta good head fake. That's all I got. I actually had the kids I work with. I've never really hit a three except for like chance. Yeah. They're like, all right.

So we were like playing like a pickup, like. Sure. Yeah. Game. And it's like yo you're shooting the wrong way and they can't just show me like literally just shoot from a different angle and i was just like spagat three i was like i got i got a chance yeah i'm six i'm not even six foot i got a chance uh hey don't do it it's fine hey

man can you imagine being my height dunking? It's crazy. Fuck, I'd hit the vertical. I got two inches or so on you and I could not dunk. You got more than that. I mean, at least height-wise. I don't know about the other ones. I'm six foot two inches.

Those are two different measurements. Pitchers and catchers report Valentine's Day, maybe. Oh, the other thing is Bryson Stotts, the next best guy. um pitchers and catchers report valentine's day maybe maybe oh the other thing is bryson stott's the next best guy everyone else is 45 or less fuck that's depressing bryson stott might actually make it to the majors

this year uh especially with dd gregorius not right being very good and i like dd he's a super nice dude i like him too but yeah he's he sucks ass shortstop Gregorius not being very good. I like Didi. He's a super nice dude. I like him too, but yeah. He sucks ass, it's short stuff. Maybe second baseman, but whatever.

But we got Gene. Gene, the... How do you call a man who's got the nicest ass you've ever seen regardless of gender? Cookie. Well, he's Jimmy Siggs. That's his official nickname. the nicest ass you've ever seen regardless of gender? Cookie. Yeah, Gene Cookie.

Well, he's Jimmy Siggs. That's his official nickname is James Cigarettes. The dude has the nicest, literally the nicest ass I've ever seen on a human being. You think I'm joking? I don't think you're joking. Who knows Gene Cigar?

I took my wife, my wife was not a baseball fan and I took her to the game. She's like, oh, who's that guy? He's like, nobody. He's not anybody. What are you talking about? There's nothing about you. And he's like, his walk-up music is like. I'll be right back.

You gotta pee. Oh. Very professional podcast. So Liam's gotta pee. So I'm going to do some readings From State and Revolution By Vladimir Lenin I just have to google it State and Revolution

You know It's a pretty interesting book You don't have to really believe in everything he says But you know Everything's a product of his time We don't want to be subject to present-mindedness. The question of the state is now in acquiring particular importance about theory and practical politics.

The Imperius War has immensely accelerated mood and intensified the process of transformation of monopoly capitalism into state monopoly capitalism. Not so much here in the United States. The monstrous oppression of the working people by the state which is merging more and more with all powerful capitalist associations that mood again

it's becoming increasingly monstrous the advanced countries, we mean the hinterlands are becoming military convicted prisons for the workers dude this guy, wouldn't this guy fucking write this shit? holy shit, 1918 you fucking kidding me, this shit is like it's written today like seriously the unprecedented horrors and miseries of the protracted war Holy shit, 1918. You fucking kidding me? This shit is like it was written today.

Like, seriously. The unprecedented horrors and miseries of the protracted war are making people's position unbearable and increasing their anger. The fuck? The world proletarian revolution is clearly maturing. I wish it was. The question of its relations to the state is acquiring practical importance. The elements of opportunism that accumulated over the decades of comparatively peaceful development have given the rise to the trend of social

Civilism He's shitting on Bernie here, I'm a little upset I wasn't reading State of Revolution by Vladimir Lange I was, that's the joke Yeah, yes Yeah

Fuck Maybe pictures catch the report 14th of February Yes. Yeah. Fuck. So maybe Pitchers Catch the Report 14th of February. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, the one thing I want to say about Jeeves Aguero is that he definitely fucks to his

walk-up music. Yeah. Yeah. I forget what the name of the song is off the top of my head, but it slaps. Bobota or something like that? It's a good song. It fucking slaps, and it plays well over the speakers

at the stadium. You're like, oh yeah, Gene Segover's gonna get ready to get a single. That's fucking awesome, man. Yeah, fuck it. We need singles. Shit. That's singles. Shit. That's my baseball talk. There's fucking nothing until there's a fucking CBA.

No, I gotcha. There's a lot of limbo going on. It's very annoying. Yeah. Oh, shit. Alright. Well, I guess you should read the joke because I know the answer. You don't.

That's true. Sorry. Excuse me. Your excuse. Oh, shit. Wrong browser window. How many judge grads does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know.

They haven't managed to do it yet. Oh, that's true. Oh, fuck. Yeah, fuck. They're all cops. They're true. Fuck them. Yeah, fuck them. They're all cops. They're all cops, actually. The asshole who was talking to me today about the atheists killing

themselves thing, he was a judge grad. I'm stunned and shocked. Shocked, shocked. Yeah, so fuck that dude. What an asshole, man. Oh, yes. Fuck that dude. What an asshole, man. Yeah, fuck you. And I'm sending you our podcast feed.

Our RSS link so you can screw around with it. Yes. I'm going to be editing all the podcasts now, so... I'd like to, yeah. I'm going to be, if you listen to Well, There's Your Problem, I'm going to be pausing every 30 seconds to insert

my own opinions. That would actually be really funny. I would like the top cut. If you listen to Lions Led by Leons, I'm going to be correcting Joe every time he says something incorrect about Roman history.

Oh, he pronounced something wrong. What did he pronounce wrong? I forget what it was. I'm not pathetic enough to email him. You should do, Joe. It's Triarii, not Triarii. Tacitus,

you know, I'm not doing that. But speaking of those podcasts you should go listen to them and you should pay for them um they're good podcasts and uh oh dead air yeah i'm here i'm here oh we're here i was on the phone i couldn't i couldn't hear it like there was nothing from your end so go listen to the other Leland Universe podcast yes listen to well there's your problem

and lions and my donkeys and kill James Bond and whatever else and the fucking Brits who changed our podcast that we record on Thursdays oh what shit dude I'm British I can't record my podcast on the to our podcast. Now we record on Thursdays. Oh, it was Shet Day. I'm British.

I can't, I can't record my podcast on the first day. I have to move it so that the Americans have to move their podcast. Um, thanks. Thanks.

Thanks guys. Go to hell. Go to hell Riley. I'm going to drink a beer. It's called bitter and, uh, it's got an offensive

racist label on it and I'm going to pretend, I'm going to pretend it's not, it's not an offensive racist label on it and I'm going to pretend it's not a bad thing. I don't know how I managed to pull that off. I'm not good at doing British accent. That was better than mine. Yeah, so

Trash Future changing their podcast date. We fought a goddamn war over this. Yes, we did. We did. And then, you know, it's not right.

All right, whatever. Fuck it. Until next time, folks. Until next time. Bye. Be good.

Bye. Spirit. Death to fascists. Six of retirees. That's right.