Ten Thousand Losses - Endogenous Testosterone

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

The boys are back and mourning Jose Alvarado's 80-day suspension. They also talk Mick Abel, Aaron Nola, the Celtics sucking, Pete Rose being reinstated, and listen to your messages and updates on the myriad sports out there.  ALSO: Tom MSFS2024 livestream this SATURDAY 5/24 at 5 PM Eastern on Discord. Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge iceballs. We, the Dallas Cowboys, head assessment junkie. Here we go. There we go. Oh, only on the... What are we on?

Attempt number four? Attempt number 400. I love Zencaster. No there's definitely something wrong with my internet but I haven't been able to work out what it is. It's probably like the government spying on you. I'm being throttled. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I think you should throttle those who are doing the throttling. Destroy that which destroys you. That's absolutely right yeah so I I'm being throttled I'm being canceled by the woke FCC yeah the DEI FCC mined pirates the

FCC now is like three guys yeah remember the the first Trump administration the Yeah. Yeah, I do. It was a stupid mug. Yeah. Pie. There we go. Yeah. Oh, Reddit hated him, man. Yeah. Because he wanted to get rid of net neutrality, right? Yes. Oh my God.

You should just have a publicly provided internet like a normal country. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I mean, I agree. Yeah, everything. I mean, I'm at just the point where everything should just be nationalized, except for like maybe love. No, I just remember his big, stupid Reese's peanut butter cup mug.

And it was like, well, you deserve to suffer. Do you remember when like, like it was like in high, like we thought that that was the end of the world while we didn't. But like the libs, the libs. Yeah, I remember. And it's like, high, like we thought that that was the end of the world while we didn't, but like the libs. The libs. Yeah, I remember. And it's like it's gonna get so much worse. It was sort of comical and how ineffectual things were. And now it's just like, oh, yeah.

I mean, it's still comical in some ways, like, you know, getting a Qatari 747. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's it's it's I guess it's like if I was talking to read about this, like the sort of like if I don't laugh, I'll cry sort of approach, which I think is still basically the right one. Yeah. But there's just like it's like someone pointed out there's like I've never seen a jet bridge on Air Force One before. That doesn't make any sense.

And it's just like his mental decline is so obvious and shit. And it was just like, I'm so tired of hearing people be like, well, what about Joe Biden? It's just like, they're both like, like there should be a law like 65, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's fine. I mean, yeah, maybe Biden should have taken the fucking jetway. Like, yeah, I just I'm like, yeah, I, I'm like, I, I don't understand this like weird obsession with people on Twitter and to a lesser extent, right?

It like rehashing the Biden presidency or it's like, well, we're in a crisis now. What are y'all doing? Well, I think it's, it's part of it. Go ahead. I was going to say, I think part of it is like this, like where we have this left, left in quotes, you know, really center versus right dichotomy in this country. And so you're presumed to that if you are someone who's left the center, you're a liberal and you like Biden. So I think a lot of, there's like a lot of litigation there, you know, about,

about, you know, hey, oh, you hate Trump, but what do you think about Biden? Well, Biden sucked too. And then there's like with the more within the, you know, the left versus the liberals, right? I'm, I fucking, I fucking hate every president, so. All of them to the egg place. Yeah, I don't know who's the last decent one who's probably what?

The one that you could you could say actually, like, did it. I mean, when Baines Johnson, Lincoln, LBJ, but he sucked on foreign policy. Now, Vietnam deserved it. Ho Chi Minh had it coming. Ho Chi Minh had a comic. Ho Chi Minh had it coming. Get back to washing dishes buddy. Oh man.

Yeah. But you know, at least we have we have right now. We will never surrender French Indochina. No. No, that's a real key. That's a real key in there. Thank you LBJ. Without you, I would have not discovered pho and all the

other sort of delicious. So Mr. David's bad at art, right? Yeah. You have to, you have to, you have to have like- You take the good with the bad. You have to bomb a country with so many toxic chemicals that they end up having some of the best like special education like programs in the world. Did you know that? I did not. I mean, after whatever, 15 years of Agent Orange,

you'd assume that yeah, we're gonna have to run a lot of special education programs in this country because I assume a lot of intellectual disability because we still don't know what Agent Orange does. We know it's really bad and shit like that. A lot of what we call, we call them, here we classify as called multiple disability support.

So it's like low incidence disabilities, rare disabilities that are usually congenital or something like that. People could find the wheelchairs, people who, for them education might be able to say that they're hungry or they need to be changed. Right. And we, well, us, but our country, drop so many chemicals that now there's a lot of, a lot more proportionally of that kind of stuff in Vietnam. Right, the same thing with like full in a mine and shit like that.

Yeah. Because thanks, love canal. Yeah, it's gonna be plastics next. It really is. Yeah. It's gonna be, it's gonna be like the plastics in our balls. In our balls. Yeah.

Our balls, personally. I mean, I get, I mean, they say they find them in balls. I piss out a credit card every day. Hopefully I don't piss out a good one. Sapphire Reserve coming out of there. That's, that's, that's got you real wide though. You got real vertical Right out of there. Oh God damn it. So I'll put a skimmer on my dick again. I can't believe this. Yeah, it's okay Still it before I even got to know

Let's just say You know what? We have all this horrible stuff with the Trump administration, you know shit with the border nice burp Thank you. Antithopi by the government towards like basically anyone who borders us now, doesn't matter who. And we have the- What's the fucking beef with Canada, man? Like what are we doing?

I don't know. Let me look up to pronounce the name. The Mexican Navy bark, Qualtum, qual to mock, uh, ran into the Brooklyn bridge. Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah. Uh, I think two sailors are dead. Uh, it's real. It's, uh, it looks like they lost power. I did see, I saw the video. Yeah. Yeah. The East river, the East river, um,

is a nasty title straight, believe it or not. I mean, there's a reason that Hell Gate is called Hell Gate. Right. Not because it was nice. Because it was a bitch to get through. Yeah, it was a bitch to get through. They had to blow up a bunch of rocks and shit. If you guys ever do the general slocum, talk about how 150 people died like six foot from shore in the East River just because of treacherous

it is. But yeah. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. No, we have like, so this training bark. Do you know why it's called a bark and not a ship? No, not at all. The mizzen mast.

Okay. So it's got three masts. You have a four main mizzen. The mizzen mast does So it's got three masts. You have a four main mizzen. The mizzen mast does not have your traditional square rig. It has a gaff rig. That makes it a bark. Got it. If the main mist also had a gaff, it would be a brigantine.

No, a barkantine. A brigantine. I, a barkantine, a barkantine. A brigantine. A barkantine, my bad. I've been to New Jersey. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. And then. Sorry, I had to read you the Phillies issued

the following statement regarding Jose Alvarado. Oh boy. The Phillies fully support Major League Baseball's joint prevention and treatment program are disappointed to hear today's news of Jose's violation. That's it? That is the entire thing. That's sad. I'm real torn up about that. Liam is bending over in sadness. And the Celtics lost. Don't add it in the fart noises.

Don't add it in the fart noises. Yeah, well, who knows? We'll all put it. Who's to say? Who's to say? Yeah, Jason Tatum ruptured his Achilles. Not Jesus Christ. Jalen Brown. I almost said Jose Aldo, Jalen Brown, like ran like three guys together in my head.

Jalen Brown blew up his meniscus, apparently. Cristos Brzingas has some sort of insane respiratory infection, the likes of which we've never seen before. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead yeah yeah it must it must really suck to to be a Celtics fan I feel really bad for you don't think that you do I don't should You should. I'm sure you're happy. You want the next to be happy? Is that what you like? You like the Knicks?

Oh, Tom, Tom, big Knicks number one pain. Yeah, absolutely. You like the next. No, it's fine. I'm going to change your name in Zencast to see how you like it. Yeah, big Nick and Bacher hours over here. Like a like a tube of tennis balls hanging there. Oh, man. The intro. Yes, to the intro.

All right. I was trying. I was I was I had to close. I had a bunch of ship shit up. I was like, wait, wait, let me take this down. I'm sure that you did. Yeah. My wife, before I start the intro, my wife was doing like, she was talking to a friend of hers and was like, oh yeah, Tom's excited. He's going to take like the Acela.

Like he's never, he's done the Northeast region, we'll never take any Acela for this thing. Right. Aren't you cutting this out? No, I, I mentioned that I'm taking the Acela. I'm not saying what date and time and like where my hotel room is. It's in my butt. Yeah. I'm staying, yeah. I'm staying in the room is. It's in my butt. Yeah, I'm yeah. I'm staying in the White House.

Oh, in my butt. Yeah. That's where the White House is, actually. No, and then my wife, my wife is just going out of town. She's taking a plane. And then I was like joking about like she was saying how I was joking about flying that flight, like after I get back here, flying that flight in flight simulator. And then her friend is like, he just likes transit, doesn't he? He just likes transportation.

Things that move. Yeah. I was like, yeah. Yeah. And then she's like, well, is he on the... No. No. No, not.

Yes, you are. Not. It's okay. It's okay. I've taken the screen out. I've taken the screen Not. It's okay. It's okay. Body. I've taken the screen out. Body. I've taken the screen out.

It's just not matter. Actually, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter. Now, cause you meet someone who really does, you go on the Forbidden Discord and they're like, holy shit, you know so much. I know nothing. So anyway, let's talk about the intro. Let's do the intro.

Let's do the intro. Let's talk about the intro. Okay, so we have. You wanna talk about the intro? Yeah, let's talk about the intro. Let's do the intro. Let's do the intro. Let's talk about the intro. OK, so we have the show. Yeah, let's set it up. We got a couple of segments here on the intro. Now, hello. Hello. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Laws. It's the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he him with these my cohost.

Yay. Liam, he's doing some sort of hand gesture. I'm Liam My pronouns are he and him. All right, no guests. Fuck you Announcements no announcements right now. Oh, I think I think I am going to do while my wife is away I am going to do some sort of sicko flight and Livestream it on that unfortunately, I don't sure. I haven't. I'll probably do something I know like the Airbus A320, but we'll do some sort of fun flight. I haven't decided where to or not.

I have an app that gives you like random flights. So like in this app, I am hired by Spirit Airlines. I'm sorry about that. I think, don't think it matters so much for the pilots. I think it matters for the people. So I should have got hired by Ryan Air so I could just fucking slam that plane down every time landing. Yeah. Boom.

I got it. A good landing is one you can walk away from a great landing. It's where you get to use the plane again. Yeah. And you know what? Sometimes it is actually better to just get the fucking plane down. Yeah. Especially if it's real windy or not. There are no you to do it. You want to talk about Jose Alvarado?

Do we already talk about that? You want to talk about his 80 game suspension? Yeah, go on. Well, voicemails, call on 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns. Tell us what you would do with Jose Alvarado's penis. Patreon.com slash 10,000 losses where you can go to Discord. That's where you'll be able to find me streaming the thing.

So tentative date for that would be Saturday the 24th. So, you know, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing.

So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the thing. So, I'm going to be streaming the's where you'll be able to find me streaming the thing. So tentative date for that would be Saturday the 24th. I'll post details at Discord. That will be a patron only. Only. Exclusive. Let's talk about Alvarado. Alvarado toast. Avocado toast. Get it. Liam's sliding out of the chair We've been since all last night so the delivery of has already set in you did what last night I didn't sleep too well last night Oh, I'm sorry. Well, at least we're recording it like today during the day. Yeah, I don't like it We got so as we mentioned a little bit earlier Jose Alvarado suspended for 80 games 80 games

Do we know any more details other than? testosterone exogenous testosterone right So dude I He's a big guy I Don't I guess he was trying to get shave or something Maybe get on the Zempik I mean it works for me, man. I'm gone off that Zem Zem. It worked for me, man

and I'm going off that Zemi if you will. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I walked into my primary Office that I say I'm gone off that Zem Zem and they say sir. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, so like you just think assume that you're looking for drugs like not legal drugs they assume like is this like a new term for Xanax? No, give me the Zem. Zem B. So not only is Alvarado suspended for 80 games, he will not qualify for the postseason.

So our best bullpen arm will not be available in the playoffs. Or for the next 80 games, which is terrific. So that's Jose. Come on, dude. He's up. Come on. It's not a lost season. It's not like what happens to the Sixers, but it's just like, I don't know.

How do I say this? Unforced error. It is unforced error. Some more information here in this article. Jose Alvarado accepted the suspension. Dave Dobrowski said it was like, it was a weight loss drug that caused him to fail. Philly's retreated like losing someone to the injury more to come. I don't think Wigovia or Zepbond or Ozempic gives you...

The exogenous testosterone? No. I got to say, since I've been off of it and back in the gym and I don't feel like shit at the gym, the, I mean, being off of it, I feel more testosterone. You know, like, you know, I don't know if like, I don't know, like, I can kind of tell when my testosterone is up for certain reasons. There's a certain barometric, not barometric, there's a certain metric you can use to measure that. Yeah, Liam's fisting is his ass right now. Wipe on camera. That's a, I probably said that I'm doing this. Yeah.

It's, it's, it's waking up every morning, you know. Mm. All right. Anyway. But I don't call it morning. What I call it morning concrete. Wood's not hard enough. Morning steel. Let's get an 80s, like an 80s Soviet pull in there. Yeah, you've got like 80s steel with like the fucking

80s steel. And my erection is just pinging off the walls. It's a Judas Priest album. Yeah. Well, British steel, I think that's the you know, like you have like the fucking music from Conan the Barbarian in the background playing when you talk about your dick, you know, the riddle of steel. The riddle of wood.

Yeah. Do you guys not, is that not what your morning looks like? Oh, I just have a Basil Polidorius soundtrack as soon as I wake up every morning. It's slapped out, it's like a two with tennis balls hanging there, but. Yeah. Man, dude, I'm so. I mean, it's like a two and a 12 hanging there, but yeah. Man, dude, I'm so I'm so mad. I'm so mad at this. I genuinely am upset. Yeah, me too.

Bullpen's already had some issues. Oh, I know. Noah's on IEL now forever. They're going to put him out. They're going to. Oh, yeah, I just could take him up back. Yeah, please, please. Hey, Dave, the Browsky like DFA designate fucking Aaron.

He's like he's like Aaron. Aaron, come back here. Come back here behind the shed. I've got, oh, I've got some crawl ads for you. I've got some moonshine and crawl. That's your favorite he jumps off like the porch you know he's just wearing suspenders I like Aaron Nola dude I want him to succeed I just like every fucking year we go through this every fucking time we

do this well at least at leastav 4th inning can't hurt us while he's on the IL. Yet, in ways that you are not expecting, sir. Let's check in on Mick Abel, who's making his major league debut today. I don't remember if we mentioned that or not. No, that was before we started recording. But yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, Mick Abel's making his major league debut. Our number one, our first round draft pick in 2020, I want to say. Something like that. Yeah. He was like the first Dumbo pick, I believe. Dumbo. Yeah. He's pitched three innings, hasn't given up a run yet.

68 hits. Oh, yeah. I watched Nats, Oz the other day. And they got, so the Nats had like a six run first and the O's just left the starter and I was like, come on, man. Like it was a day the O's had fired their manager too. I was like, come on, the kid just sit out. Like, I mean, at a certain point you're just like, dude, I don't have the

bullpen arms. Did you just have to go out there? The rest of these guys need rest or else their arms are going to fall off. I was talking to someone who was like, yeah, you know, Kyle Schwab is really good. He's, I mean, he is looking amazing this year. So far he's like, yeah, he know, Kyle Schorber is really good. He's he is looking amazing this year so far. He's like, you know, if he gets out to play baseball until mid-May,

I then he and then he's on fire the entire summer and then he gets tired. It has to sit down. So maybe maybe if with Schorber getting early, hot early, maybe he can take his nap midway through the season and then get hot again. Maybe. Yeah, yes. Take a nap. Yes. Only now to take a nap. Yeah, it's like so.

Alex. I love I love. Gosh, he is he. I don't ever want to comment on other people's bodies because it's simply none of my business and like I was a fat guy, but like of daddy. Oh, I've we've I've said before, ideal none of my business. And like I was a fat guy, but like, oh, daddy. Oh, I've, we've, I've said before ideal physique, my ideal physique. Yeah, but like, I feel like he's also like gotten like,

like a little trimmer, but like also more muscle. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He definitely, he does. Yeah. He doesn't, he doesn't run like he's carrying soup anymore. No, no. He just runs. Kind of, he still doesn't run normally. I don't think he'd really ever learned.

I mean, have you ever seen me run? Yeah, it's not. It's I mean, why are you bouncing in a way that I'm faster than I should be for my size? But, you know, I built for power, not speed, baby. Yeah, I had to I had. I sucked at softball the other day. I'm sorry.

Yeah, but I did almost beat out one of my grounders I do love the idea of bonus episode Tom softball league. Oh I went over over to first game over to the second game. I struck out twice in the second game. I Have a fun confession to make. Oh, I've never played baseball No, not even t-ball. Oh, shit. Maybe there's softball leagues in your in your area. There's one sport that I like playing and they don't have freckleaks for it.

Do that. No, there is a record league rugby you can play. Yeah, that's close. But I like it's not fun unless I like have the threat of a concussion. Oh, gotcha. Oh, there's a minor threat there. I mean, there is a threat. I loved the minor threat when I was a kid. There is a rugby club up here and I'm like thinking about like, I kind of want to stiff arm some people. Listen, man, no line or no line. I was explaining to someone that like I was talking to Corinne and I was just like,

if there was ever a point where I touched the ball, things had gone very poorly. She's like, well, did you want to like not like that? That's not how she talks. But she was like, did you ever want to like play like tight end? I was like, wasn't tall enough, wasn't very good with ball security. Just fucking let me hit people like that's all I actually want to do. Because like I recovered a fumble once and ran it the wrong way three yards that's funny we already weren't going to lose that game I just it's either win more or lose

less dude I don't know man dude we're gonna have to man dude I don't know, man. Dude, we're going to have to. I don't know, man, dude. I don't know, man. Who's the man now, dude? I'll just say Alvarado. Who's the man now, dog? Remember that website? I do. Y2NDs?

I do. Captain John Luke Picard of the USS Enterprise? USS Enterprise. Enterprise. Gayfuel? If renders humor obsolete. Punch the keys, for God's sake. OK, are we just gonna...

These are, the zoomers right now are like, what the fuck. This is back when the internet was fun. Do you remember, oh my God, uh... It was like a fake energy drink and it was like, manergy and it was like, preposterous amounts of testosterone. PEPPOSTERONE! Perprosterone. Perposterone. That's beautiful.

You're beautiful. Thank you. You too. The kiss is all around. Mwah, mwah. We got to get another bullpen guy, like bad. Now would be good. I think we should get the guy.

We are skull fucked, aren't we? Yeah, maybe we can get the guy from the pirates with the huge ass. And he kind of sucks. David Bednar, he's from Pennsylvania. Yeah. Where? What do you mean, where? Where in Pennsylvania? Uh, I think he's out.

I think he's say from Pittsburgh. That's convenient. I guess we might want to stay in Pittsburgh. On draft out of high school, he went to Lafayette because he wasn't good enough to go to Lehigh. Yeah, the people I'm looking at the CBS Sports article like targets for the Phillies to trade. And it's like Sir Anthony Dominguez. No, I do like Sir Anthony, but you know, not a good player. What happened to Hector Nerys? Did he start sucking?

I don't think so. I thought he a good player. What happened to Hector Neris? Did he start sucking? I don't think so. I thought he was good again. This is the most. I never got rid of him. Oh, he's in the Braves now.

Yeah. Oh, shit. I was on the angels. No, he's on the angels. He was on the Braves and he got traded. Yeah, he signed. He signed a major league with the Braves. He made opening day. He went to, he allowed five runs on five hits. Then DFA, he liked to free agency on April 2nd. Two weeks later, he signed a, yeah.

He hasn't pitched good since that one year with Houston, 2023. But I have to hear about Dave Roberts one more time. I'm going to shoot some. How does that mean still playing baseball? David Roberts? Well, he's not. He's a he's a manager. Oh, I thought I was to get David Robertson. No, no, no, no, which I think is still playing. He's older than me. He's still. Oh, he's free agent right now.

But he played with the Rangers last year. I miss Jonathan Pappel, man. Do you? Yeah. Isn't he the one that was like beaten? What? Didn't he beat his wife? Not that I know of. He's just really stupid. Oh, who's the one that beat his wife?

Everybody else. That was reliever. Wife beater. Let's see. Brett Meyers. My confusing with Brett Meyers. Yeah, you might be about Jonathan Palp on was an asshole, though. Yeah, he was an asshole and stupid, but I miss him. Kurt Schilling used to make fun of him for being dumb, I think.

That's how you know it's good. Yeah. I mean, you don't have to be that smart to play baseball. No, you really don't. Actually, you overthink. That's what my problem is. I was overthinking at the plate. I just need to like grip it, rip it. And I just think too much.

But the one the one pitcher was throwing a fucking knuckleball, dude. It was I could see I picked it up out of his hand. It was not that it's hard at like 40 miles per hour or whatever it is. But you could see the seam and it wasn't moving. It was like, Jesus Christ, how are you throwing a fucking knuckleball? I also forget that Curt Schilling's. Real stupid, he's a scumbag. He's an awful human being.

You know, I almost bankrupted Rhode Island. He did. You know who I miss? Randy Johnson, who I'm sure is also not so much. Johnson. But I will. I think he's chill. He likes to do photography now. That's the thing. Yeah, I like I like always. I like how he's getting pictured.

That's like how tall is he? Like 610. Yeah, he's he's like, I think, six, seven. But at 6, 10, Johnson was the tallest player at ever be history when he has to the league. He was extremely intimidating persona and pitching style. He looks like a dirtbag, though. Like he has looked like a dirtbag. Yeah. He's a big rush guy.

OK, so he's just a weirdo. Yeah, I think it's... It's like that stupid thing that uh... That stupid thing that people talk about like, or not people, but like remember that RFK was doing like oh they'll never be able to play baseball and it's just like have you ever seen a relief pitcher? Every pitcher is fucking autistic.

Exactly. Every pilot, every pitcher... Goleys, hunters... Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Every pilot, every, every pitcher, goalies, hunters. Yeah. Any like weird technical thing where you get really into like half the chefs. Yeah. Every half any like like chef de cuisine, you know, is certainly up there about about a good third of brewers are too. Yeah. They are so into it, man. Nolan Ryan is 78 years old.

Yeah. Randy Johnson though, him and him each row. And what's his name? Ken Griffey Jr. Why Mariners are my second team. Yeah. Hang on one second. I love this. MLB debuted 9-11 1966 last MLB appearance September 22nd 1993 for Nolan Ryan yeah you didn't realize that he pitched that long ago no I I knew he had pitched for a while I didn't think it was 27 goddamn

years yeah some pitchers do have that lunch. I mean, Jamie Moyer, obviously, I think Randy Johnson pitched 22 or so. He pitched really long. Yeah. That nasty, like that almost out of the side, that weird Johnny Manziel throwing motion. Yeah, like it's almost almost sidearm, but like. Deceptive and with where he released it and the break he would get on like his sliders or shit was fucking wild.

We're talking about Johnson or? Randy Johnson. Yeah. Nolan Ryan had had a weird, he was, he was more overhand. Walked everybody. And then also like, oh, also Steve Carlton pitch for a million years. Oh yeah. Steve Carlton. Well, Steve Carlton was onto the weird, this weird health stuff like he would do,

like, I don't know. Whatever was the hyperbaric chambers of the day. My favorite thing. Steve Carlton holds the record for most career box double second on the all time list. He has 90 box. Wow. That's a lot of box. Yeah, that's bad.

He also has thoughts about the Jews. No, Steve Carlton? Yeah. He's got some, he's a weird conspiracy guy. Oh no. We fill the air by the elders of Zion,

12 Jewish men. Yeah. President Clinton has a black son and AIDS was OK. All right. All right. I mean, I think I could believe the Clinton one. That's that. I mean, whatever. Who's to say? Yeah. What did we did?

Man, the crook said no, don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He didn't say anything. He said something like there was only two guys on that, on that, uh, 93 team that would not be canceled today. It was Mickey Morandini and someone else, um, that for just shit they said. I, did you see, uh, this is just bullshitting, uh, the Cruck and McCarthy talking and Kruk's like, yeah, when we have a kid and Tom goes, what?

And Kruk's like, yeah, if we had a son, he proceeds like he has said, nothing irregular. And Tom's just like, yeah, man, fine. Like. Yeah, he's so good. He's so fucking good. I love Kruk, yeah. He can't be that bad.

We talk about this every other episode. He can't, I don't think. He's too funny. He's too self-deprecating. Right. I want to believe, you know what I mean? Because I feel like a lot of real hardcore right wing guys, they take themselves so seriously. Yeah. Speaking of which, did you see the latest in the crying retreat for men thing? It was something in Bali. It had an AI voiceover. It was like, here's where men can go to focus on being a man. And you have like, you take baths, you hug each other shirtless.

We do that normally. Yeah. I read the, duh. Well, we're healthy. We're healthy men. But like it's it's it's like guys will do anything. It's just your right wing guys will do anything to avoid just going to fucking therapy. Fucking therapy. You do just talk about your problems. So I've been watching Secret Lies and Mormon Wives. OK. Great show.

Is it good? That sounds like I mean, it's right. It sucks, but it's on Hulu. I already am. Hello. What's that? We go try and get started. But I love you. Seek a life of Mormon wives, as I was saying. It's just they're all so messy and terrible, but it is entertaining. You're just like, wow, they're all so messy and terrible, but it is entertaining. You're just like, wow, you're all.

Why are you all like this? We should nuke Utah. Oh, did we see Jordan Jordan from Bring Him Young Money? Yeah, I Greg and Kyle. But I do. It makes. I hate everything about like, like, I'm just looking looking at the synopsis is like about mom talks. Oh, I can't.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You would break your television. I can't deal with that. Oh, sleepy baby. Yeah, I got up early with the gym a little earlier than normal today. Cause my wife's gym friend, she's like leaving, she's moving.

So, I was like, I want to say goodbye to her. Yeah, they're like benched. I got my, I'm trying to rebuild my capacity. I mean, I used to be able to bench quite a bit, but you know, I did a couple of heavy singles today, so I'm a little tired. Yeah. Pecs. It's crazy though like just for like being consistent for like five weeks.

Do you feel a little better? Yeah. Yeah. I gotta say though, have I talked about the morning walks? Yeah. Yeah, the morning walks things man. If you could do a morning walk with everybody, just do it. Before everyone's up, just go out, even if it's 10 minutes, just could do a morning walk with everybody, just just do it before everyone's up. Just go go out. Go go.

Even if it's 10 minutes, just go for a morning walk. Go, you know, if you live in the city, you can go, I don't know, go fucking get a coffee or some shit. I love I love getting up. After after your wedding, we got up real early and we walked up to the art museum. For everyone was up the art museum, too. It's where that's where, uh, uh, Guygeria, Philadelphia came from.

What? Remember Philadelphia? Philadelphia, yeah. What if it was just Philly, but for the fellas? Yeah, same thing with Algeria. What if it was Guygeria and it was just for the boys? All right, we've resumed. And we're back?

We're back, we're back. We took a little break. I had to poop. My tummy hurts. Oh. Well, I ate jerky and Doritos. You tell me that was a good idea for my tummy. Uh, probably not. Make sure you get hydrated.

No! Oh, there we go. I should have died right, baby. Yeah. I know what dehydration feels like. Why am I pissing brown? We're out of my houses. What's that? What's going on? Yeah, I know what dehydration feels like. Why am I pissing proud? Rhabdomyolysis, what's that?

What's that? Rhabdomyolysis? What is that? I actually don't know. Oh, when you like work out so hard, the proteins in your tissues start breaking down. So you piss like whiskey colored. It smells, it smells like it looks like maple syrups coming out. Yeah.

You want to get to the hospital, son? Yeah, you have to go to the hospital. Oh, man. That says deep dive, no. No. Yeah. Well, we got a lot of, we got a lot of DMs. You want to go?

We got a lot of voicemails. Unfortunately, I am, I am being yelled at to hurry this up. Not by you. No, it's okay. It's okay. You know, God will render judgment. And we're wrong because I love my wife, but sometimes when she panics, she's just like, well, I need you right now.

And I'm like, but I'm doing a thing and we'll figure it out. It's almost like panic and anxiety are irrational things. Yeah, I know. I'm not mad. They need help. It's like she married you for a reason or something. All right. Do you want to read the first one? I could see you can see that I'm trying to do it, but you can't.

Yeah. Yeah. We're reaching from from metric like hey, Tom, you know, how rigged is the NBA draft lottery? Great question metric Mike We'll get into that next week Go hockey Now there's no teams that give a shit about this. Yeah, go British Rail. Fuck dick Doug Sifu and fuck Penn State. Very good It's Doug Sifu. He's your dad. Oh Shit, that's my real name

His Sifu, you, oh, Panther's vice chairman. I don't know what he. Oh, is he the one who said racist shit? Yeah, the, the, the, and they suspended him over it. Yeah. I was like, I know this name, but. Israel now forever is what he said. Israel now forever until every last Hamas rat is eliminated.

Okay. Yeah, go fuck yourself, dude. I can't say what I think about that because I'll go to jail. All right. Yep. Oh, we got a hell of a Roisin. So you want to talk about the draft lottery next week? Yeah, I do.

All right. So I'm going to put that in. And my conspiracy theory is about it. Draft lottery, conspiracy. I misspelled lottery and conspiracy. Now I fixed it. All right. I got Roisin. All right. Okay, mate. Vocal chords ready for this one. Hey, Tom, yay, Liam. Cav shot the bed one final time and gave five going up from 12 by the end of the first quarter as much up by 19 at one point losing by nine due to numerous squandered opportunities, including forgetting how to play basketball from that point forward,

including down from the midget breaking all three throws after being foul past three, aka hack a shack. Are they out? The Cavs? Are they still in? They're out, bud. They're out alongside the Pacers. Yes. Yeah, dude. That sucks. It's going to be Pacers, Knicks.

They lost really bad one game, didn't the Cavs? It was like almost like by like 40 points. Yeah. Yeah. 50 points. Yeah. Oh, let's see. We have the Guardians, of course, lost the Philly series because they forgot to play baseball after Friday's win. Saturday the 7th, after only 10 pitches, two outs and one. Trey Turner. Base hit, Steve Vot. Bullpen management knowing extraordinaire had the bright idea to take Jacob Junas out for zero reason. Oh, there was a reason. They go left to left against Bryce Harper. In came Honolulu born, crucially, this is in parentheses, crucially not a native Hawaiian despite the impression radio announcer, Tom Hamilton gives the contrary by calling him

a Honolulu slash Hawaii native, end parenthesis. Joseph Lopaka Cantio, another parenthesis, who is literally still in the Major League of Russell because of a single flu start last year where he was perfect through six, end parenthesis. He went out a two run bomb. Off Bryce Harper's bat. One more. One more. On a second pitch he made. KTO's bomb ass game. Six runs at the top of the

eighth. Yes, he did. And destroyed the game like his dad's Navy colleagues destroyed the water supply Oahu. Google the Red Hill water crisis, potential WTYP episode candidate there. You guys haven't talked about that. I feel like you mentioned that on a on a something. But anyway, they beat the Brewers, but lost the third game. Again, I'm paraphrasing here. Also dumped offensive defensive that way in Bray Ron Brayron, Bray in Rokio In favor of our true franchise

shortstop Gabriel Arias. Leading to return my sweet silly Willy from Columbus. I feel like I'm reading like- Feel like I'm on drugs. Yeah. Back to the still unresolved fight. Right field platoon clusterfuck. When I go into like any other team's fan Reddit or any group or group, I do feel like I'm on drugs because you have your all your own inside little things. I'm like, what the fuck is, you know, what the fuck is this?

All right. Anyway, go guards. DFA Joe, I can tell you. Go birds. Go fills. I guess fills is OK. Oh, go birds. Here's hoping the brotherly show the fuck out my pack or someone. And I football. Oh, there's going to be some pack shoving, shoving and packing. Yes. Oh yes. In relation for the bad attempt, fuck the Pacers, fuck the Tigers by default, fuck Rob Memphis. Absolutely. Like I said earlier in here in the discord, no man in the history

of baseball has worked to ruin the sport more than he has. Right. And eternal hellfire, Pete Rose, you Pete, oh fuck. Fuck Ohio State and fuck Penn State. I forgot to put that in there. I forgot to talk about Pete Rose and Shula Show Jackson reinstated. Yes. Off the the lifetime ban list. This is all thanks to gambling's perfidious influence. For me, I'll be in town. Yeah. Pete Rose.

I'm fine. He's. Yeah. My Rose. Pedophile. He's yeah. My issue, my issue isn't that he gambled as much as it is that he committed statutory rape. Yes, he's a pedophile. She was 14. Yes, she was 14. He's a pedophile. And he's admitted it. Like and when he questioned it by a reporter, he said, get over it, babe, to the reporter. Yep. He's a pedophile. So fuck Pete Rose.

Fuck the boomers that they think will will now buy. He was a sport. Yeah. Oh, they already say fuck Ohio State, fuck Penn State. You did. All right. All right. You can read the next one. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam. Juniper pronounced a sheep. The PWHL professional women's hockey

league, which fucks by the way I've seen a couple games. Oh nice. Not like on YouTube like I haven't been because we don't have a team because that's why I figured that you watched. This team I think is New York. Anyway, best of five series between the Minnesota Frost, the Ottawa Charge, the Frost are going for back-to-back cup wins in the league's first two years of existence while this season marks Ottawa's first playoff appearance. Next season, we'll start with league getting two new extension teams in Seattle and Vancouver, bringing the total number of teams to eight. Currently, the league has teams in Boston, New York, Minnesota, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal, and they're shooting their games live on their YouTube channel. Go Birds, go Frost, and fuck Penn State. There you go. That's a and and and our next one is also related to the

QWHL. And do you know women's hockey so fucking cool? Yeah, that's also I don't like I don't know. Like I don't like I like women's basketball like the the the fever sky game got chippy yesterday in a way. I really liked where I keep the car just shot. He don't race in the back. It was like a dirty play, but it was pretty funny.

And I'm like, like, it doesn't move as fast as I would necessarily like. But like, you know, because I really like the like frenetic pace of like, that's why I like I like college basketball. Like, I really like the kind of like seven seconds or less pro style offenses in basketball where they're just like running, gun, running, gun, running, gun, running, gun. Like everyone's playing 48 minutes is dead on the ground at the end of the game. But I really like women's hockey because it's like, it's just as fast.

It's just as competitive. Like I really like it. Oh yeah. All right. You want to read this one? We got, yeah. Our last DM. Hey Tom, yay, Liam.

This is Kyle from Cleveland, AKA Captain Cleveland, pronouncing him. I'm still recovering from a cycling accident, man. Didn't know that. Get better, man. Hence why I'm not calling. I'm sure that the Roisin Report is already in. The Roisin Report? Yeah.

So that I'm at least spared the agony of discussing the goings on in Cleveland. Suffice it to say, Clevelanders now have two reasons to curse the name Albertan. On a cheerier note, I have some good news from the world of women's professional hockey. The Minnesota Frost are on their way to the second Walter Cup, which makes up for the Wilds' dismal playoff run. Granted, the Frost are playing in a six-team league. That's soon to change." Oh, sorry. Damn, dude. That was a long one. Yeah, that hit me out of nowhere. Yeah. That was a long one. Two expansion teams have been announced for the 2025-26 season with more on the way.

So if your favorite NHL team is taking a hot steamy shit, we can both relate to that. Maybe check out the PWHL. Anyway, that's it for this week. So time for the grievances. Time for the grievances is a good one. Fuck the Golden Knights, fuck the Pacers, fuck the Packers, and fuck Penn State. Thanks, Kyle. Thanks everyone who DM'd.

Excuse me. Some of those were from the Discord. I know Kyle did that through the voicemail number. Awesome. That's right. You can text that number. Yep. All right.

We have voicemails and the first two names, I know who they are, but uh, Google voice decided to change their names in the transcript. So our first voicemail is from bedtime in Atlanta. Bedtime in Atlanta. Let's listen to bedtime in Atlanta. Wayne on mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day, Wayne. The first big game attended this year for the season 2025 against the Chicago Cubs.

That's with 6-2. Thanks to the state social lot of stuff yet again. Francisco Lindor with a home run as well as a Torrance triple. Torrance triple in the second, opened up the scoring. And Comerce got on with a hit by pitch. Kroh Armstrong for the Cubs, homered during the in the sixth. of two I'll just hit the Mets. Eugh, come on man.

I'll put the fart noise over this one too. Thank you. At least we're all going into- Fuck Brandon Nemo! Oh god, I hate that guy. That's what I'm saying bud. Pick me behavior. God, the OMG shit. I can't stand that shit either. And it's also a

less than a three innings pitch which in baseball if you have a relief pitcher that comes in and finishes a game for three innings, he is, they are credited with the save. So the Mets now are 26 and 15 recording, pitching the pitcher for the Mets today. Griffin Canning went six innings, quality stuff, unfortunately did not get the win. John and Andy and Ryan Stanek get his first win of this season I'm not too too. You're only two games up Well, yeah, we're coming for you. I said the corpse of Jose Alvarado are coming for you. Yeah, long lost one series We hate the Mets Wayne and

We hate the Mets Wayne. He doesn't care. Good for him. There's going to be an incredible and at least race just in general between the Mets and the Phillies. Thank you. Dickhead. This week on the Pacific Olympics, the Pittsburgh Pirates before they take on the Bastard New York Yankees.

Anyway guys, hope you're doing well. I'm here for the rivalry week. And let's go Max. No. No. Cut that. Yeah. We can let's go Matt. No, no cut that. Yeah Yeah, the Pirates man we're playing them now they are not good

But yeah the rivalry week we played the Pirates for our rivalry weekend and they play the fucking Yankees Like there used to be a big Phillies Pirates rivalry, but we're not anymore But we're just in the same state. Yeah, we used to be the same division. I know. Well, now it doesn't make any sense. We're not even going to play the fucking Mets again towards the end of the season. I don't like how we don't play our rivals as much. There should be some midseason shit. Anyway. All right. What do we got?

We got lucky aluminum. Lucky aluminum here. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. It's Postman Wookie. Once again, Colin. My aluminum case of emotion there, which is my drum and LLV. It's a little arena ball update. I've been slammed at post office there the last few weeks there.

So I've been laying on these lately. Uh, nothing too nuts as of late the last couple of weeks there. Um, as the weeks go on, it looks like the Carolina Cobras are more and more fucked up that it appears that there are currently some of the lower end players that are currently stuck in Greensboro with no means of getting home and trying to get the last little bit with their own. And apparently owner John Cain has flat said that he doesn't care about the players at the moment.

He's just worried about the debts to local goods and services, those local companies there for goods and services SMS there's no this team says they're coming back next year to the Greengrove Coliseum. There's no way that if they have said that they were up pursuing like a smaller like 4000 square area like the Winston-Salem fairgrounds there where the Winston Wildcats used to play I would say yeah but no we're going to shoot for the moon again and try to act like where we were in 2022 and 2023 which is

yeah, people don't have that disposable income anymore and it's not not plausible. Moving on for a less shenanigans. Nothing really interesting in the National Arena League. I feel like there's always something interesting in the National Arena League. Team one is the extension Bobon Renegades of Bobon, Texas. Their arena legitimately looks like a dungeon. I think it's called the Doggett Ford Arena. But for it and everything's half-assed like it looks shoddy as crap but damn

they put together a really good team and they're undefeated. They just beat up the wheel and miners in wheeling this past weekend really fun team to watch I have won this weekend it's been blocked Albany Firebirds. I don't understand this why is there just like three? Yeah. They beat the national cats. I don't get it man. 73 to 55 like Nashville played really good, but Albany has by far the most expensive roster in it shows and then I forgot who else played this week.

Anyways, I'm on out of time. Have a good one guys. Thanks Wookie. Thank you. Thank you Lucky Aluminum. We love you Lucky Aluminum. Appreciate the update. Trying to keep track of all these things like... Insane. Factions in the War of the Roses. Yeah, we really do appreciate it. That's still scoreless in the poop series. Poop.

Yeah. All right, we got... Someone we haven't heard from in a little bit, Henry from Minnesota. Yay, Liam and Excelsior Tom. Excelsior. Excelsior. Sorry to say that I missed the six days of Sodom Tour. I think that's what it's called.

Hopefully I can make a future one if we're not all dead. Yay. Only real e-sports news right now is the fighting game tournament EVO Japan happened last weekend in, you guessed it, Japan. Main funny thing that happened there was apparently all of the PS5s they used for tournament play were rapidly overheating and becoming unusable but because... It sounds like a PS5. That's good for it. ...no alternatives. The main topic today is a different funny thing, end quotes. Newly

released SNK fighting game City of the Wolves is raising some eyebrows and causing some sharp inhalation through clenched teeth due to the decision to include a real life DJ stage name Salvatore Ganacci and also real life football player and alleged rapist Cristiano Ronaldo as characters. This is decisions make more sense when you realize that SNK is 90 percent owned by the Saudi Embracer Group. And Salvatore is one of the prince's son's favorite DJs. And kind of a similar situation with Ronaldo. Crowd opinion on Salvatore's inclusion is turned around a little bit, as it's been shown that he's actually a really huge fan of the fighting game series in general and has shown up to a

ton of events and done a lot of stuff with fans but I still wish his inclusion was not a result of the Prince holding a gun to SNK's head and saying please put my son's favorite alleged rapist and DJ in the game. In other news I'm going to Pittsburgh for a wedding in the near future. And as a part of the family celebrations, we will be attending a Pirates game. So I'm sure that'll be something.

I don't know if that's gonna bring the festivities up or down. We'll find out later again. But I'll call back once that's over to give a review of the stadium food, maybe the decor, and then generally just about anything other than the game itself you catch you feather fellas later and my papal name would be Pope undertale the 69th just to really throw people off anyway bye bye 69 nice nice all right I do like I do like that this the show

goes into like yeah maybe like he that yeah, for now, that's a rapist and he he's never going to face the consequences. You're safe because you live in health. Yeah. PS5 is also I'm on my second PS5. Oh, yeah. They love to get so hot that the cider comes off the HDMI point. It's good for it. Yeah. That's how it works. All right. Let's get through Charlie.

All right. We got the last one. We got Charlie. Then we, we got the last one. We got Charlie, yep, then we'll get out of here. Got two men on base, one out. Marshawn on deck. Hey guys, yay Liam, hey Tom, sorry for the last bro, he hem. We got a lot of energy Charlie. I'm tapping two Philadelphia Union games

on Saturday at the Union. Ended up tying Columbus 2-2 on the Daniel Gosdug return game. Union jumped out to an early lead tie for Evo, got the goal right before the half. Andrew Rick got the secondary assist to make him the youngest keeper to have recorded an assist in MLF. Frankie Westfield got the go ahead goal in the second half, but Columbus did get the late goal to tie it up 2-2 to split the points. Then Wednesday night, it's Subaru Park. The union

were down 2-0 to the windless LA Galaxy who's paying one hell of a cup tax, two nothing, both bad goals, one beaten transition, the other one looked like they couldn't clear the lines, picked it out of the net. But they did all second half union, Nate Harreol got the first goal and then Ty Burevo got a brace tying it less than 10 minutes into the second half and got the late goal in the 96th minute, 6 minutes in the stoppage to put the Union ahead 3-2. It was almost all one-way traffic, ton of shots, just couldn't bury into the last one, which means they keep LA Galaxy winless almost halfway into the season with no goal, with another loss after they were beat seven up and then Harrison.

You need to go to Atlanta to hopefully finally burn Megatron's asshole to the ground on the corner. Yes, I agree. Sure, why not? The stadium, he's right, the stadium does look like Megatron's butthole. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. Speaking of things burning down, very funny that that slave plantation got burned down. Well, that sucks to suck. Go play that mission of Red Dead Redemption if you haven't,

where you burned down the Braithraite mansion. Come out, you inbred trash. Anyway, thanks, Charlie. Let's thank some other people. Anyway, thanks Charlie. Let's thank some other people. Oh, Philly's just scored. Yay. All right. So we're at one, nothing. Poop game ended.

North Catholic tier patients, Patrick, Sean, Mike, Kate, Charlie, Luke, Kyle, Chucklebird, Cat, Juniper, Juniper who had just messaged in. So thank you. They're pretty new Seven no new 700 levels plugs two six seven three seven one seven two one eight gives your name pronouns What would you do with Jose Alvarado's penis? Give it away last time you just fucking chisel like Yes, I guess he just loves his mom's own cooking right DM follow us on my top pain on blue sky. He's a Liam WTIP. I'm just a WTIP cop

I don't know how you did that Yeah, do we talk about that kind of stuff? Ten thousand losses where you get the discord you see me stream my probably crashing somewhere in the mid-atlantic You see me stream my probably crashing somewhere in the mid Atlantic. Get the passenger screen mod. That is a mod that exists. That would be very funny. Other podcasts, WTYP, Bring Me Young Money, Trash Cheat, Trippie on the Breakers, Ready Free Topec, No Guides for Mayor,

Kill James Bond, Hell of a Way to Dad, Tipping Pitches, Sicko's, Committee, Self-Worst, Championship at Bust, Batting Around. Ready to get out of here? Mm-hmm. All right, everybody, enjoy the rest of your week. Bye. Bye. We're from Philly, fucking Philly.

No one likes us, we don't care. No one likes us, no one likes us. No one likes us, we don't care. We're from Philly, fucking Philly. No one likes us, we don't care! We're from Philly, fucking Philly! No one likes us, we don't care!