Ten Thousand Losses - False Bill of Gourds

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

Liam is back from the Papal Conclave cum WTYP tour and joins Tom to talk about sports for about five minutes and bullshit for the rest of the ep.  Find our bonus episodes and Discord at: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Bluesky:  Podcast: https://bsky.app/profile/10klosses.bsky.social Liam: https://bsky.app/profile/wtyppod.com  Tom: https://bsky.app/profile/tompain.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain  Shoot a message or leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218

He is actually going to eject a fan. Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here at Dodge Ice Bowl. We, the Dallas Cowboys, had a sense of junk. And we're and we're live and we're back from the conclave. Habemus Papam, Pope Liam the 14th. That's right, baby. Yeah.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you to all my adoring fans. Obviously this is totally unexpected, but I am honored to be the Holy Father now, which is what I am. What's your first official act going to be as the Supreme Pontiff? Is that what Christ told you when you were sitting in the room? Yes, I'm the vicar of Christ so when I say goes and I'm doing that Ex cathedra, so there's no way he comes back. Yeah

I'm sitting in a chair Sealing the doors, baby. Yeah, I'm literally in the chair Yeah, we have the first Yeah, I don't know what's worse. That you're really not the pope or that the pope went to villain. The new pope went to Villanova. Oh, it's the worst thing in the world, right? Like, yeah, we even like really the first American pope.

OK, he's been critical of JD Vance the best. Cool. Oh, he went to Nova. Yeah. One of those guys. We almost got it. How did Corinne feel when she heard this news? The exact same reaction I had, which was, oh, of course, he fucking went to Villanova. It was kind of interesting.

I got to watch. I have been looking at Conclave News this morning. I looked at the paper billets this morning. Yeah. I read his Wikipedia article, which mentioned several times about not maybe not being the best at reprimanding people who had committed child sexual abuse. Yeah. In the past. And then I watched them disappear from his Wikipedia article.

Cool. Hey, actually, let's do a check right now. Let's see, are they back? You know they're not. No. But we do have, all right, here's some views. Let's take a look here's some views. Let's take a look at the Wikipedia views.

We'll see if these are actually accurate or not. He said that the, he argues for Episcopal leadership. Okay, great. All right. That would be an ecumenical matter. He said the Catholic Church should take a greater action against climate change. Okay, sure. He doesn't support the ordination of women.

He does. He he opposes euthanasia and abortion. It has to. I mean, he's opposing teachings on gender in school. Come on, man. And promotion of gender ideology is confusing because it seeks to create genders that don't exist. How would you know? Are you God? Well, I mean, he's not. He said apparently he's helped Venezuelan refugees in Peru. Okay.

But were those refugees refugees because Venezuela's economy or because they were like gusanos? Right. Right. Well, I think the other thing is like this is as far as I can tell, this is not great, not terrible, that this was not the worst case scenario, but this is not the Filipino guy. Yeah, who someone on the tipping pitch is slack is actually like the second cousin. Oh, wow. So she turned to Jen Rama. She's actually a baseball writer.

So that's crazy. Sorry. Sorry, Jen. At least you still are the niece or cousin. She calls him uncle. I guess that's like the way they do it there. But like a guy that was almost pope of a cardinal, at least. That's cool. Provost opposes homosexuality and the homosexual lifestyle. What does that even fucking mean, douchebag? I mean, the homosexual lifestyle, the mean seems like being kind of like hot and in good

shape. It's a nice body. Yeah, he also opposes the death penalty, but he expressed sympathy for George Floyd and he has criticized Donald Trump and JD Vance on immigration. Sounds like a pope. Sounds like this was about the best we're going to get. Yeah. I would love to know why Cheeto didn't get elected.

Not President Cheeto, but Cardinal Cheeto. Right. Maybe he was a little too liberal for them. Probably. This is the compromise. But you know, Twitter, Twitter slash blue skies being very funny today. It is nice that we have a pope who can excommunicate Jade events in English. Yeah.

In a native English, in an accent not too distant from his. I want to hear this guy say dickhead. Let's do a Chicago voice. Yeah, he's this dickhead. Wow, that was bad. All I do is dub bears. That's it. Duh bears.

Duh bears. Anyway, let me close out Wikipedia here. And you're not really back from the conclave. No. What were you up to? Because last week we had Jordan from Utah, from Brigham Young Money on the substitute because you're on again, off again. You're going on all these vacations and like tours and whatnot

What were you doing? That's better than this fucking podcast making us making a lot of people very happy on Six live shows in six days. Oh, oh sold out shows and like real actual like You didn't go to that you didn't go to no because I had a scheduling conflict Yeah, but I am more important than your wife. Yeah, it's established when I told you about this, like you were actually threatening like to end things and actually deleting all the episodes at WTIP I was on. Which would have been very funny.

That would have been very funny. Yeah, I just get fucking with Yezhov to like just disappeared. You think you shot me. Comedy hook. Yeah. Yeah, it was terrific fun. Thank you for coming. We're not recording.

Well, there's your problem for another week or so because all of us are dead. Yeah. But it was a lot of fun. I'm glad everyone came. I'm glad I saw Charlie Wayne. Bunch of bunch of people from 10K came out. John for Pittsburgh was there. Really happy to see him. Yeah, he had an empty seat where I was supposed to be. Because I did actually buy a ticket.

I don't know if he gave it to somebody else or not, but. We sold out the Fillmore. One of the sickos was there. OPG, yeah. And hopefully Charlie and Wayne didn't scare her too much. She was nice. She came up to me and she's like, I'm OPG. And I was like, oh, my God, that's awesome. Yeah. And and her OPG BF, I think, I believe she calls him on Blue Sky, seem to be both bemused and alarmed.

And it was very funny. Hmm. There really is like something to be said for taking partners to a live show. There are a bunch of people who are like, yeah, I brought a bunch of people who never heard of you guys before, and I was like, why would you do that? Why is this what you're doing?

Yeah. Like, yeah, you listen to this podcast, and let's go to this podcast. You know that thing I turn on long drives that then you put your headphones in? Yeah, let's go to that for like two hours Our 30 minutes set baby. Yeah, there you go. I know John from Pittsburgh had said that he appreciated As an old man, he had appreciated that you kept it kept it tight

Yeah, and then we had to do signings for a million years. I can't imagine Can't imagine. Yeah, and people were asking me where I was because they wanted to see me. And I guess if I'm ever making an appearance, I'm going to have to wear some sort of like obviously disguise, but it's going to have to be very fucking funny. Fanatic balaclava. Yeah, that's what people in the discord were saying. Fanatic balaclava. Yeah, that's what people in the Discord were saying. Fanatic balaclava. Just fanatic, just like an entire IRA outfit, but it's fanaticed out. Yeah, I mean that fucks, right?

Yeah. I mean, that's something that you could get. That's like a streetwear thing. Like you could probably, like you make like an army jacket out of Philly's fanatic cloth. I would watch that. Yeah, there's definitely people who would buy that. There's definitely, maybe the new pope would since he went to Villanova. I just, yeah, I, great.

Great. Great. Yeah, good. I'm glad it's not the pizza-baller guy who is like super right-wing. Good on Palestine and nothing else. Yeah, dude. That's what's so weird. I mean, I know you did your Catholicism episode. I didn't listen to that one yet, but- Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, absolutely. And that's what you get out of the Catholic Church is remarkably consistent

views on like preserving life that extends to like, you know, genocides and stuff like that. And then, but it's also really shitty when it comes to contraception. Yeah. And abortion and all that. But what do you know? There's a reason I'm agnostic. I would take it. Oh, Liam's sleepy. So I'm drinking a coffee. He's making a really cute sleepy face right now.

Thank you. He's like, oh, he was like rubbing his eyes. All right. A little bit at nine thirty tonight. Oh, yeah. Yeah, after you you pirate the original, the original film quality. Like literally, you're just downloading a PDF of the actual film of the original Star

Wars for me. I think it's done. Oh shit. I don't even know where the fuck you find this shit. Don't worry about it. Yeah, top secret. Hey, if anybody wants to tour at leech.org and get an invite, DM me on the Discord. You know where to find me. I'd even think to look on there. Which you have access wants to tour at leech.org and get an invite, DM me on the Discord.

I'd even think to look on there. Which you have access to. I know I do. I have an account there. I gotta ask you about VPNs too. What VPN should I get? Private internet access. Okay. So what do Roz and I both use? Gotcha. All right. Let's see. Let's do our intro. Yeah, let's do that. Oh, bad to rants. I don't read that part. Hello and welcome to another episode of Ten Thousand Losses, the only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne, and my pronouns are he, him. With me is my co-host, Ye. Liam. Hi, I'm Liam McAnderson.

My pronouns are also he and him. All right. Let's see. No guests. Fuck you. Um, yeah, announcements. If you haven't listened to it yet, the bonus for We Are Marshall. Terrible fucking film. Yeah, Jordan tried to say it was good. No, kill him. Yeah, I swayed him, I swayed him.

He was like, leaves like, oh shit. Mammoth boy. Yeah, Utah Mammoth. You know what, how about the Utah mammoth? Because that's what the LDS really is. That would be funny. They all get excommunicated. There you go.

Voicemails. Tell us what you would do with the new pope's penis. 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns. Not you, Charlie. Pope, we are the fourteenth. You can't be trusted. What would your papal name be? Call in 26 267-267-267-267.

Francis Hill, but it wouldn't be Francis the second, it would be Francis Hill. Francis the second, it would be Francis Hill. Francisco Dule. It would be like Urban. Urban? Yeah, that's it. I'd be Pope Hilarious the second. Hilarious?

Yeah, there was a Hilarious the first. That's really good. Who was the cadaver said that? It was like Stephen something? Oh my God, yeah, I think so. That's really good. Well, who is a cadaver cadaver said that it was like Steven. Yeah, I think so. That's my favorite. I love history. We're going to dig his ass up. Fucking dude, you know what? I say that when Trump finally kicks the bucket, we we impeach him again

and finally hold the trial with his fucking corpse in the Senate. Oh, we're going to have to bleep that one. Well, he dies naturally. I mean, he's all this shit. You know, the guy. Yeah, that Cheeto in the White House. Ah, all those clowns in Washington. I don't know this fucking this fucking clowns of Congress.

Yeah, we're missing out. I don't listen to podcasts. Yeah, I want to and a half of them. Before we get into the actual sports shit, did you read the Federman article? Oh, it's bad, dude. Isn't it bad? It's bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. The inquirer just posted a follow up piece I got to read.

I saw, I was starting to skim through it and then the Pope thing happened, so I didn't get to finish it. And then the Pope thing happened. Cause he was yelling, he was yelling like at my union. Yeah. And then they teach, and then your union had to like console his staffers. Yeah.

And I was just like, what, and that was the thing that was really like what noble people teachers are. I was like, this is, as two assholes in the helping professions. Yeah. Yeah. He was, he apparently had like a freak out. He was like, why does everyone fucking hate me or something like that? Cause you suck dude. You're not who we fucking elected. Like you, you're, you, you sold us a false bill of goods.

I mean, I'm still in gourds. Keep it in there. That's the episode. That's the episode name. That's bill of goods. Oh, I'm still in Gord's. Keep it in there. False bill of cords. That's the episode. That's the episode name. That's a good one. There's a Canadian guy like this is a false bill of cords. Gordy's these are all fake. All right. I think the delirium has set in.

Yeah. The minutes and five seconds in the delirium has set in. The false bill goes that your fake progressive bullshit, dude, like who knew that like the Felix tweet of I'm the king of the highway was actually legit. Yeah. Like that's how he drives. And just he sounds like a man with dementia. He does.

Yeah, that's what people with dementia, they get all rassable and shit because they're confused and angry. And then they know something's wrong and they feel bad. I work with seniors every day. I know. So, I mean, on the human scale, I'll be real, on the human scale, I do feel empathy in that sense.

But also get out. get the fuck out. Yeah. Let's let them pick someone better. I don't know. Yeah. Me or you, Charlie. Hey, I'm old enough to be senator. I'm not. Yes, I am. I'm not old enough to be president. Yeah, I'm old enough to be president, so let's fucking do it.

What's what's president pro pro tempore is what? Like number four? Third. Third. Second? No. Speaker is third. Speaker is third.

President pro tempore is fourth then. Yeah. Well I guess. No. VP is first. Speaker second. President pro tempore would be third. Third.

Okay yeah. I was thinking president as one in my brain. Oh heard. Yeah yeah yeah. Like chain of command. I was but yeah in the succession, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like chain of command. I was. But yeah, in the succession sense, yes. So you were right. I was wrong.

I'm sorry. Speaking of apologies. We owe Taiwan Walker one. Yes. I was not familiar with your game. Apparently, you're good again. The only good the only only politically, the only good Philly. Yeah. Oh, my God. So, yeah, Philly's good. The only only politically only good Philly. Yeah. Oh my God. So yeah. Philly's good. We thought they were the last time we talked. We talked about how bad they think they. It was like, oh, the floor's falling out. Yeah. Yeah. We got real close to going

below 500 and then now we're like 20 and 15. So that's pretty good. We'll take it. We're playing the Rays. Dude, it's so pathetic. Oh, the Rays. You've mentioned this before. The Rays. Well, they're like a AAA team for the, they're like a quad A team. They're like the minor leagues for the, of MLB caliber players for the rest of the league to be traded. They're playing in Steinbrenner field. They're playing in a, cause their stadium's roof is still destroyed. Right. That's so fucking, and they're not even filling it. That's embarrassing.

That's embarrassing. That's really sad. That's, I mean, fuck the Rays. Tampa doesn't exist. I've said this before. It's not a real city. Megan's brother lived in Tampa. He lived in an area that geographically denominated this Tampa, but it's not a real city. Megan's brother lived in Tampa. He lived in an area that geographically

denominated this Tampa, but it's not a real city. I will die on this hill. It's fine. The actual downtown is like three blocks. Can you can you do Sleepy Liam's Bill of Gord's? Sleepy Liam's Bill of Gord's. Sure. Thanks.

Yeah. I've also been to Tampa it sucked. Yeah Florida sucks man. It's so fucking hot fucking hot. I have to go there a lot. I hate Florida. I know you do Oh my god, why did I make this an adult? I don't know bud. I love her and I want her to be happy Liam just made a hand gesture. He's supportive one. In case Chris listening to this to you, it wasn't even to her. That was no, it's definitely to current.

I listen. We both hit the layer at the same time. Yeah, I saw the eyes. Oh, we do this. What's that? Look at me. I'm looking at you. Look at me, you bald freak. Oh, looking like the like the comment, like you do this. What's that? Look at me. I'm looking at you. Look at me, you bald freak.

Oh, looking like the like the comment, like in the camera. Yeah. All right. We're making eye contact through the camera, because if we can't actually see each other, making eye contact and leave, just give me a kiss. That's very sweet. Child child. I love the webcam.

Oh, speaking of people who do this, Jason Tatum, you dirty motherfucking Inveslic asshole douchebag fuckface. I fucking hate the Boston Celtics Oh to to the fucking Knicks Stephen a is creaming his pants right now And I have nothing to fucking show for it Shut the fuck up Oh Shut the fuck up. Oh, oh, oh, are the Celtics collapsing to the next? Yes, they are. They are doing that. They have the mix of lead for game time of like 12 minutes.

I hate Jason Tatum. I hate Al Horford. I hate Derek White. I hate True Holiday. I hate Jalen Brown. I hate Chris Stops for Zangas, who all I know is fucking dead. I hate Sam Houser. I hate Peyton Prashar, all these fucking, get him out, get him out. Make him fucking walk to Madison Square Garden.

They can all come to Philly then. Al Horford, famous Philly lover. Philly double agent. Yeah. Salter boys. Yep, I got the Wegmans Lemon Lime, it's pretty good. I got Waterloo Cherry Limeade Oh, Sulture boys. Yep. I got the Wegmans lemon lime. It's pretty good.

I got Waterloo cherry limeade that I rescued from my own car. Oh, hell yeah. Is that's not one of the ones that's been sitting in your car for like months, has it? What? I remember I remember you were saying you had one like rolling around your car or something at one point. What? Oh, hey, no, no, no. Fuck up.

No, we bought these for tour. Got you. I'm drinking them now because we just went I went through 15 white monsters. I went full friend of the show, Matt. Hell, yeah. I don't think fucks with the white monster, actually. Yeah. He's he's a beer guy. You know, he's an energy drink guy. He just doesn't fuck with the white monster.

Him and I will text pictures of each other. Our energy drinks. That's very funny. I just got pinged again on the WT YP discord. Turn it off. And I said, that's where I keep the boat. Cause some guy told me to fuck off to the water. And then he said, or they said, I don't know, sorry, more like your butt.

I said W-T-Y-P, Discord quality, baby. Yeah. Step up the game, guys. You couldn't handle it on John Croc's missing testicle. You couldn't hang there, dude. We get too wild on that. We, what was that stupid meme? Get your dumb ass back to MySpace.

We're from Facebook, we clown on this motherfucker. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're on Facebook. We clown on this motherfucker. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You should post that. Yeah. Let me. Sorry. I'm legitimately clearing my throat. It sounds like I'm not.

What is it again? Which I say. Take your ass back to the W2P to the Grand Duchy of Liam Is that what it's called? It's your fucking discord server. The Duchy of Grand Liam This is John Crux missing testicle Crux missing testicle clown in this motherfucker.

I'm wondering contextually, or what's what's the call do you want? You wouldn't last 10 minutes in the 10,000 dollars to discord. Yeah, that one. On. I love podcasting. I also love podcasting. I love ripping pods with my friends. I cry a lot, but I am so productive.

And what's the last one? I can do it with a broken heart. Alternate version of this post. Uh, you wouldn't. Oh, I put a semicolon, something, some semicolon in there by accident. You know, it would be a fun bonus episode.

What the Tom Paine Linguistics Hour. You don't want that. I saw I got to text you about that. The Tom Paine Linguistics Hour. Yeah. Oh, boy. I'm starting a podcast with collaborator unnamed that is called Podcast Name Redacted. Yeah. I'm just gonna have guests on to talk about their special interests for like an hour. That is the format of the podcast

in its entirety. Just so you know, it's not a special interest. It's a, it's a, it's an entry because I'm not, I'm not a member of that, that neurotypical group. Yes you are, bud. I am. I've taken the tests. I have ADHD with OCD, which actually is kind of hard, especially when you're younger to discern the two. You're going, hey man, you're going to the council, the rest of us.

Yeah, that's true. That's true. Fuck it. I mean, I get along with, I get along with everyone on the spectrum as well. So yeah, it's, it's, it's fine. It's cause my, my, my, all my interests are so diverse. I can kind of fuck with everybody. Well, we call them neurodiverse. Yeah. Neurodiverse interests. All right. Oh, did I actually type that shit out? I actually

posted that, didn't I? To where? Uh, granted, Gilliam, whether there's a problem with it, someone said TBH, I'd probably be bullied for posting. LMAO. Yeah, you would. You would. Uh, we're so, Charlie would be, would have a picture of you as a cat.

What channel is this in? The WTYP. Is there a WTYP channel? Why am I getting pinged? Dude, this is your Discord. have a picture of you as a cat. What channel is this in? The WTYP. Is there a WTYP channel? Why am I getting pinged? Dude, this is your Discord. I'm out of it. You're not in, like you don't have it added. The Discord that you're the admin of. This is in the world, on the Dutch Ilium. Yeah, I see it. Yeah. I spelled individual wrong, I think earlier. Yep. And Zencast are wrong.

I teach English, guys. Wow, this is really fun. This is riveting podcasting right now. I can't wait to see how I tighten this shit up. Oh, uh, tonight we're recording this on the 8th of May. Guess who's getting the view in AAA? Oh, the painter, the paint man himself. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

He's having his AAA debut. I think the game sold out. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Him and his his his ligaments. Yeah, his ligaments. Um, they think they're going to keep them to four innings. They said four innings or 65 pitches, whichever comes first. Don't love that.

I'm gonna be honest with you. Oh, I mean, they're stretching them out, you know. Getting them loose before he rips the other ACL or whatever he did. Oh, I was talking about his penis, but yeah, that too. Flop it around like an elephant tusk. No, an elephant trunk on a tusk. It's just a hanging dog. It's like a like a can of tennis balls down there.

Are the hand motions helping or making it worse? I like I got phantom wind. I felt like I could feel it. Just the elephant's dong or not dong tusk, not tusk, nose. Trunk. Trunk, thank you. Dude, I got up at six this morning. I went for a 30-minute walk and now I'm feeling it.

I was really good today at school. I was a great teacher. I had remarkable watching videos because we're at that time of year. We have four Mondays left. Count them down. I'm back. Yeah. My seniors are going to Wildwood on Sunday. Oh, hell yeah.

I got demoted from that trip because I have to do my actual job. Are you going to do, are you going to drive the new tram car? Oh, which is, well, they walked it back. Did they? They are testing them, but only one tram is gonna be the test tram. And they got a lot of like, don't believe everything you see on social media.

Especially our own press releases. For those not aware of what, what the fuck we're talking about. We're Gravesen, because we have a geographically diverse user base, not user base, Jesus Christ listener base. Yeah, the look up what the tram car is for Wildwood, New Jersey. Wildwood, New Jersey, baby. Yeah.

Home of the fight. And that's car. But watch what? Watch the train car, please. She said, didn't she sue them? I think she did. Yeah, the one who did that voice because they like were using ads without paying her royalties, which doesn't track me for a while.

When the Jersey that that is capitalist hell hole. Oh, it sucks. However, I like the angle. See, Bob. Sure. But just like the Mori family level it, the whole. So make it make it. Just the whole. Just make it workers co-ops. I mean, I just using exploitative labor practices down the shore is the worst place on the shore as we know. That's true. Yeah.

That a place that that is nothing but phone colonnaded. I know. There's phone columns everywhere. It fucking sucks. Did you see Trump's White House decor? Nah. He's like on every like architectural flourish, like any of like the woodwork, he just has gold trim. Why? I don't know, but it looks like a fucking, I'm not gonna say the town name, but it's a Jersey Shore town Italian house, which is the gold trim everywhere.

Which town? I'm not gonna say it. Say the town. Which town? I'm not going to say it. Say the town. No, because I'm not going to dox it. Is it my town? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're full of assholes. I get it's the fucking worst place in the world. Our other bar got torn down or is getting torn down.

I keep it family friendly. You can you can figure out where I go. It's not that hard. I married into it. Leave me alone. Yeah, hints have been dropped, but I won't say it. Come to the house sometime. I think on your old account, you might have said it. Roz did once. Yeah, it's like yelled at him.

I was like, it's a fucking engagement party. And also, I've married into into it What do you want? I? Wrote a whole like little thing on reddit Once before I had met you about that town not not on the reddit account that people know me by but an older one and I Had said a whole thing like I like painted a picture with words about how like- The place sucks, dude. How it sucks and how people just love yelling.

Anyone lighter than me, darker than me, no one can be lighter than me, anyone darker than me gets immediately shouted by cops down there. I've been shouted by cops down there. Yeah. Well, you're ethnic compared to me. No. Well, I was driving around at three in the morning, trying to find a drunk girl.

Oh, have I said the Wildwood story about my wife getting pulled over to the morning? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. If I haven't said it, if you want. Yeah. If I haven't said it on the pot, I probably have said the pot before. Yeah. My wife, you got to pass out. Yeah. Who's who's not as pale as me. She got pulled over for, I guess, driving while slightly olive skinned in the in while in New Jersey and having out of town plates.

She was getting me ear medicine. Right. Because I had swimmers here. And I was like, please, can you come back with the fucking medicine? She's like, we got pulled over by some asshole. This was my mom. I What a what a sentence yeah, so I was down in town redacted Leaving leave it I had gone to the bar left the bar and I had come back to the bar like I come back to the right like night like I had a drink and left

yeah, and and I'd come back to the bar like night. I'd had a drink and left. Yeah. And my sister-in-law and her friends were out. And then those two, like her friends stayed till two and they got separated. And the younger one was so drunk she didn't know where she was. So to drive around town, redacted, looking for her, and we found her in the bushes at 3 a.m. as I was getting tailed by cops. Oh. And I knew I was ready to be a dad because my first reaction wasn't anger. It was, and what do you think you're doing young lady? I think what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck in the car.

Get in the car. Just get in the fucking car. Get in the car. You need to go to bed, okay? I texted my mother-in-law like 3 15 everyone's home. Good night. Yeah. That that's the fucking worst. The drunk person search. I've only done it while drunk. I've done a stone sober baby. It sucks. Yeah. Cause you're, you're always fucking missing each other. Oh, all right. We're home. We have a response. They said they wouldn't last on the 10,000 losses discord because they, they've only

lost 9,999 times. Okay. That's not very funny, but. All right. I clever though. It's clever. It's clever. Well, you have to hate your, your.

And I do. Yeah. I'm really good at it. Spent all the shit I signed. I think it's crazy how I'm like, you guys threw shit and piss on the people and they just ate it up literally. We did the- GGL.

The beat and greet. Yeah. The beat and greet. Free punches. Actually, no. Pay for the- If you sell $20 punches, I guarantee you'd make at least $200. I think so. Yeah.

There would definitely be psychos who would be like, you punch me. Let's see, what else do we have? We're supposed to talk about sports. How we did How We Magic. It's a hangout show. Who gives a shit? Yeah. Dallas Goddard took a pay cut.

How does he do it? $10 million? He can't get away with it. Yes, he can. Oh, so last week's episode, I asked Jordan this question and I'll ask you this question. If you were on the Eagles. Yes. And you were you're not a starter.

You're, you know, like a third string practice squad guy. But you get you get the invite to the White House. Yeah. Do you go just to see what the fuck is up, even if you don't support the president? Me personally? Yeah. No, no, no. Lie in the sand, man. We we were kind of like, I might, I might just to see.

Just to see. I don't know. I don't know if I can take a swing at it. I'm not interested. You probably be this big guy. I was always playing around. Yeah. Oh, he's trying to throw a punch. And he's dead. Yeah.

That was good. I have a ghost of a. I got the edit this. Well, you know, it's not it's not for that. You would I realize it's not football season, so I don't have to put this out before the game. Yeah, that's where we're back on Sunday night releases. Not me, please. I got to do this tonight. Friday is the worst day to release a podcast.

I don't think it matters that much, but we have our devoted psychos and our less devoted psychos. Yeah. Oh, speaking of psychos,. We hit 100000 downloads a while back. We didn't realize that. We're like 106 now. Thanks, guys. Since you're on it. What the fuck is wrong with you? With the shit. Yeah. Sixers lottery.

We might get a lottery. We have a six. Yeah. Top six lottery pick. Yeah, we're we're we're butthole. I don't even know who's in this draft anymore. Uh, Oh, um, what's the same from probably some Uber flag. I was literally going to go, this is some good guy from Duke. That's literally, I was going to make a joke flag. Yeah. Not to be confused with Cooper cop. Who can suck shit. I went to Eastern Washington. I think.

Did you see the list of the guys who went to the White House? Yeah. Yeah. It's all the other Kenny Pickett didn't. Ally. Yeah. Liam raised his fist in solidarity. I call on you, dumb sack of shit. I know. I think you always in forever.

Fuck Penn State. He really, really being like. Yeah, absolutely. Like I support the office. He supports the guy, I think. Yeah, I don't want to. That's where he's from, where he's from. Yeah.

He's from a pretty Republican part of PA. Yeah. This is from like Whitehall or something like that? Yeah, he is. Yeah. Hang on one second. That's just fine. Oh, so he was born in the Bronx but then they moved to Bethlehem and then they moved to

Allentown then to Coplay, Pennsylvania. Copley. It's now Coplay. Pennsylvania. Copley. It's now Co play. It's Copley. I like Co play better. I don't respect the Lehigh Valley. You don't need to. Yeah.

Yeah. Whitehall High School. Yeah. Who else went there? I don't know nor care. Yeah. No one else. I really give a nor care. Hmm. Yeah, no one else. I really give it just Dave Schneck, Kurt Simmons.

He played for the Phillies. Peter Lixey. Peter Lixey. Oh my God. Sorry. Do you have anything else for the news? Are we going right to listener messages? Going right to listener messages.

All right. Liam's tired from his tour. You're tired too, asshole. I know. I'm just trying to come up with a cover for why this one's going to be like a 45-minute or as supposed to. The hour and 20 minutes I did with Jordan. It's going to go 50.

Okay. Well, we'll find something at the end. All right. Well, the machine DM something at the end. All right. So we, well, the Rasheen DM, we could, we could drag this one out. Yeah, we can. And. You're right there. Yeah. I, I literally just have a brain fart as well. So, all right, I'll do it.

All right. Go for it. Hey, Tom, Yaylee, I'm Rasheen, she, her. I did not die of cringe from listening to my own voice last episode, like I feared. Oh, good. You sounded great, Rashiin. Do not worry about that. My aunt gave me access to her YouTube TV so I could finally watch the cast. Yeah, who would do that?

Only some sort of generous angel would do that and then rip it away. And then rip it away because his wife works for a company where it acted. Yes, and you don't need it anymore. And then rip it away because his wife works for a company where it acted. Yes. And you don't need it anymore. No, I have it. I have it. I mean, I can pay for it. You know, I do make some.

I don't have kids, so that helps. Yeah. Dink, baby. Yeah. Of course, it's a helping profession, so you have no money, but. Yeah. So I can finally watch the Cavs. Got to watch them completely demonstrate the heat in game form in the face defeat last

night against the Pacers The refs and their inability to shoot from the from three in game one of the conference room Do that who would miss an NBA record at last count? 74 threes in two games. Oh, could it be my boss in Celtics? Why? Yes, it could good Look you Jason because I just do the shooting like% if that, because they just keep breaking them. And Jason Danes like, watch me fling this three ball, even though I can't, I'm six, drive to the fucking basket dickhead.

All right, you're right there? Yes! I can see the sweat for me. Ah! No, you can't die until you upload the 4k HD scans of Star Trek. It's already uploaded. Star Wars. It's on the server.

Thank you. Is it under Star Wars? I don't know where it'll be. You're going to have to find it. All right. That's all right. That's half the battle. All right.

Shit, where are we? Oh my God. My eyes literally just dropped really close. All right, let me do it. All right, do it do it They call bullshit. I swear to God Tom They call it a bullshit melodramatic Diabea and nice with formerly the boss Celtics as a foul on the Cavs but a no call to blatant followed by Benedict But turn against the Andre Hunter resulting hunter stump getting dislocated

Even after Kenny Atkinson challenged the Cavs did end up coming back towards the end of being down 12 by a couple points, add a couple points, but again, a 23.73 point percent. Is this in Comic Sans? Yeah, everything in our is in Comic Sans. Oh my God, I hate you. Sealed their fate, they lost 121, 112 with Hunter and Evan Mobley questionable for tomorrow. Darius got on a still day today with an injured toe. Although I believe the Cavs won two nights ago. I believe they beat the Pacers. No. No. They're down.

They're Indianapolis leads 2-0. Oh, wow. Okay. The Guardians can't hurt me today. As they were rained out, they'll just hurt me tomorrow. They never really drop one or both doubleheader games against the Nats because they're dog shit when it comes to doubleheaders. A lot of which comes down to Steven Vought's main weakness

as a manager, bullpen management. Who would do that? Whenever I reported to say their asses are doing better and when I said they're doing better, they shit the bed. So I'm just gonna say this right this, say this, say right this very moment, 10 30 PM on a Monday. They are 20 and 14, 1.5 games behind Detroit, six fours in the last 10.

However, there must be some extra magic utility man Daniel Schneemans magic Mormon underwear as like he's on the biggest hot streak of his own career man He sounded like a fucking most notably on Saturday The BYU alum also had a solo shot in the eighth then I go ahead grand slam in the ninth It was two hours that fucks to drive in all Cleveland runs in a 5-3 victory over Toronto Anyway, go Cavs go guards go Phil's up this week and when they play us at home eat shit Roshan Birds fuck the Panthers has in six fuck the Nats bring back the Expos and fuck Penn State definitely bring back the Expos Definitely bring back you yeah, you pronounce that like a Ferengi is that cuz you're Ferengi

Cuz the Ferengi, is that because you're Ferengi? Because the Ferengi are, I'm not going to say it. Jews? Yeah, they like gold. That's a little obvious. Yeah. Did you appreciate me giving you the Vulcan salute for Star Wars? When I asked for Star Wars, I was like that fucking idiot. I know you were just being a jackass. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah. Because I already use the regular salute. So in my like request.

Yeah. Liam's got people who procure films legally. And so I was thanking them. Yeah. Not a problem, man. Yeah. Man, I am, I am halfway through season two of the original series. Now my rewatch of Star Trek.

Nice. How's that going for you? There's some really fucking good episodes. Oh boy. Oh boy. When they're bad. They're bad? They're 60s bad. The last one I watched, no, the second to last one I watched,

Bones slaps a pregnant woman in the face. Is that not what you're supposed to do? Well, he was trying to like do like help her and she kept slapping him. And then later she goes, Kirk's like, Bones, how did you get her to let you touch her? He's like, a double hook. I didn't know that was in the medical textbooks. But yeah, that aged a little poorly, but whatever.

What are you going to do? Where are we at? We got some voicemails. We got some voicemails. You didn't listen to the fake. You saw the fake Charlie voicemail. It wasn't very good. I don't know if you saw that one on the Discord for chat GPT.

It didn't actually. It did not capture Charlie's whimsy. Oh, Charlie's whimsy. And it didn't have a 747 ramping up in the background. So I'm hoping the voicemails to that. I hope one of the Charlies is a classic Charlie. Where we have. Yeah, we just have a fucking like turbine going on in the background. Hey, guys, this is John for Rocksburg Live at the Grand Coulee Dab Spillway. The fucking UD event.

All right, we'll play the Charlies first just because of that. We got Charlie. Charlie one. Let's listen. The fucking union man. All right, we'll play the Charlie's first just because of that we get Charlie Charlie one, let's listen Hey Tom, yay, I'm Charlie from rocksboro He him I'm gonna try to be the union highlight as quickly as humanly possible because I got to talk about many other things While I was in Washington DC to one the I gotta have to shout out, meeting the following people in the Discord for the first time. Bobik from Western Maryland and Matt and Cassie from the Discord. You are all amazing, perfect beings of pure light.

It's great to meet you. Great to talk with you. All you. meet you, great to talk with you, all you, and the unexpected highlights and bonus of running into Gareth who is a beautiful perfect being also among who does the same job as my friend and obnoxiously fit girl who is also a perfect being and was also surprised to run into her because I was wearing my Aaron Gobert shirt. Goberts. Goberts, Charlie.

I'm currently trying to drive after the second show. Liam, I just want to say while you the false time that I have left that you November and Justin and the crew of June scooter and Jay and all the others. And of course, the perfect being that you've married Wren did an amazing job of surviving six consecutive shows in four different locations. Yes. Up and down the Northeast corridor. It was amazing. The fact that you guys filled the fucking Fillmore for a show that had to explain how a fucking bridge fell down. That's insane.

That's amazing. You are all perfect beings. You guys have a good night. Later. Thanks, Charlie. Bye, Charlie. So, I had to tell Gareth this. I'm going to say this on the pod.

I said this to Gareth while I was drunk. Gareth is literally like if you looked up British man. He's also a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man.

He's a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man. He's a British man. I'm gonna say this on the pod, but I said this to Gareth while I was drunk. Gareth is literally like if you looked up British man. He's also the nicest guy in the world. He's a sweetheart. I swear, I love the guy.

If you looked up British man in the dictionary, he is like if you put a World War II uniform on him, you would think he was like a guy. Like a corporal, yeah. Yeah. Dude, like perfect. I mean, I said that, I said, when I said that, I was like, I mean this as a compliment. You are the most British man alive. Oh, there was something funny on the Discord.

I can't find it. It was like a live update. The Pope is a White Sox fan. Oh boy. Yeah. Yeah. Roisin. Thanks, Roisin, for the live update.

Pope is confirmed Sox fan. No. Sorry. Well, I guess maybe I'll get a boost to my Road to the Show character and that will be the show. The catcher I made who is currently in the White Sox organization. I got so bored of that one, I started the pitcher and I got drafted by the Cardinals, which I was like, ah, could be worse.

I deserve better than this. Ah, because I don't want to choose a team. It feels like cheating. Right. All right. All right. We got Wayne. Let's listen to Wayne. I think Wayne hit the cutoff too. So we'll definitely get over 50 minutes. Told you. Hey Tommy and Liam, it's Wayne. Pronoun T him. Calling out to the final show of the live tour in Philadelphia at the Fillmore. Successfully filled to fucking Fillmore.

successfully filled the fucking film or I gotta say I went to both this show and the second show in New York all of them fantastic shows thank you Liam Ross and no even though Nova couldn't make it to the United States aka also fuck ice just an update on sports from my perspective. Obviously, Liverpool have successfully quenched the Premier League division, the Premier League title, their 20th title, tied down with Manchester United for the most English league, English top-planned titles in the history of English football. It's a fantastic day. There'll be a Liverpool supporter.

There were smoke bombs set off anywhere, even though a couple of them were blue because Everton likes to fucking troll like that. Hope they check to make sure their smoke is not red when they close out Goethesempark in the near future. Also, the New York Reds got to a pretty good start, although they lost the double header today at the St. Louis Cardinals. They are still atop the National League East as of this moment, outgoing, which is May

4, 2025, as well as the Philippine Union Union, kind of doing pedestrian-wise. Uh, Charlie will probably do that more when he makes his phone call, probably later tonight. Uh, and Bohemians, um, they're, they were struggling only in the title race after winning three straight matches. Pretty much all of them by comeback fashion, the most notably coming back against Shabbat Grovers at Alex Stadium. Chapel Road. Two nil down the three to what? Chapel Road.

They also know Shamrock Rovers. No, Chapel Road. That and Daily Bound Park going two goals in stoppage time. That's not all three points. Although they did lose to, they did lose to water for it in their previous match tomorrow on May 5th. They will play away.

Galway United. Uh, hoping to try to get three points today in a very tight title race. I get three points in a very tight title race in the League of Ireland, which is like first place you were seventh, coming in top. Friday, all were separated by three points. Like the projects that are currently top, they know it's the win against Norway United. I would recommend, I recommend calling that league.

Also watch the Copa 90 feature they did. I would recommend, I recommend falling that league. Also watch the Copa 90 feature they did. Yeah. There it goes. There it goes, get cut off. Remember that three minute timer? Yeah. Wayne. Yeah guys.

The last Wayne from when Jordan was on, it was very funny how fucking drunk he was. All right, we got second Charlie and then we got one more after that. Hey guys, this is Charlie from Roxbro. He and Union did advance out of the round of 32 in the HL Suns United States Open Cup. Union got the early goal from Alejandro Gadoia the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the goal for Kavin Sullivan, every shot in the first half kind of funneled to him. And then Indiana kind of built into the match and the second, the end of the second half got the goal right at the start of the second half. And then the

Union just can't break down a little block without both Quinn Sullivan and Don Lee, John Jock. Even when the starter, regular starters came in about the 50, 55, and 60th minute, still just could not break down Indiana. Every chance they got, they just couldn't get it in. When the extra time, when the penalties, Andrew Rick got to save, that's the difference. All five makes for the union put them through through the round of 32 where we could have a Pennsylvania Derby because the Pittsburgh Riverhounds did beat NYCFC in their round of 32 matchup.

So we'll see what the draw is probably in a couple weeks. It's not a good game to build off of, especially after the Montreal game, to walk into top of the table clash with Columbus. If I didn't thank Devin on the last call, Devin's the greatest. They are the best. They're the best. I just wanted to say that if I forgot them. Later, fellas. Thanks. Thanks, Charlie. Thank you. Thank you, Charlie.

Yeah, the Union are, I think, second in the East. Hell yeah. Pretty good. I don't know how these cup things work. I guess it's an interseason tournament trying to be the FA Cup. What do they have? Oh yeah, we have, I think it idea man. Tournament, trying to beat the FA Cup. What do they have? Oh yeah, we have, I think it's Sean. They're getting cut off at the beginning of their voicemail,

but here you go. Hey guys, what's up? Sean from here, Keyhen. Having a great week coming off the WCYP live show. Awesome work, the alien. And really, really interesting NBA playoffs going on here. Don't know when the next episode will come out. Liam just killed over.

Two-oh to the Knicks, ding-bong. Nice to come off. I'm interested to hear Liam's take on that. Fucking sucks. It seems like it's rounding into form. Sanchez has another great outing last night and excited for some summer baseball and some of that beautiful Philadelphia summer. We got to come and keep up the good work.

Fuck Penn State. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. In other news, someone claiming to be one of the PR representatives for Duolingo tried to get me to do an advertisement on here. Probably fake, but fuck Duolingo. AI, dumbass motherfuckers, your app sucks. It doesn't teach anyone language.

Fuck the owl. I hope the owl dies. Who? Not our owl, their owl, the green one. Liam was drinking something. He's going to be chewing ice ASMR. You right there? Mm-hmm.

Alright. I was just making ASMR noises. I wasn't picking them up towards the end. Oh, okay. Did you know that cats can hear ice melt? That freaks me out. That's why cats love ice cubes, apparently. Did you know that cats can hear ice melt? That freaks me out. That's why cats love ice cubes, apparently. That makes sense.

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