Ten Thousand Losses - F*ck Hockey

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

First off, massive content warning for SA starting at 00:40:00 to about 01:02:40 regarding Carter Hart and the 2018 Canadian men's junior hockey SA case. You can read more about it here. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/article-2018-hockey-canada-world-juniors-surrender/ Outside of that, we engage in hyper-regional banter, talk about the Birds' new coordinators, and answer listener messages. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses  Follow us on Twitter: Podcast: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod Liam: https://twitter.com/notliamanders0n Tom: https://twitter.com/tohickontpain 

He is actually going to eject a fan. Because bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things. The fan jumped into the penalty box area. Joy doesn't come to Philadelphia and stand here and dodge an ice ball. We, the Dallas Cowboys, have a service made with John Cooney. And we're live. We're live on like our beloved. Hello.

Hello. So we're live and alive, unlike our beloved temple owls basketball team more abundant one would say which is eight and ten eight and twelve fucking terrible yeah we're i think now that philadelphia has a new mayor charl parker who is also putrid much like our beloved temple owls right uh. Well, it works. Although she is the best mayor at getting DUIs. I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we had Steven from Batting Around on, he had said something to the effect of, like, DUI bitch or something like that. Something very, very, very catty in an excellent excellent way um 2011 the rest of her driving under the influence after she was stopped for driving the wrong way on a one-way street yeah i mean if it was her only you know you give them the one i guess you know makes mistakes uh she went to lincoln uh chester county all right um well and then apparently also she has an mpa from pen so no temple no no allegiance to our beloved temple owls no well you're saying it would be

in her interest to make the big five great again yeah please honestly at least jim kenney went to lasalle yeah yeah we got Yeah. We got to get the college football. Not football. Well, football too. Yeah, 55-0 to SMU. That was fucking humiliating. We need the

Big Five to be great again. We need college basketball. We need Philly to be a place where college hoops are. We are. Not just Villanova, who is also putrid this year. Yeah, and technically not Philadelphia. No, no, I know. Did I

ever tell you there was a time where it was the Villanova has like a height? Do they have a high school? It's like Villanova College or something like that. I don't think so. There's one in Academy of Notre Dame du Namur, which is a girls' high school.

No. There was a team whose basketball team came to play North, and they wrote, we took the L to get here, but they wrote it as the letter L. And it's like, that's how we know you're not from the city.

And I don't think, it must have been some suburban team then out from one of the college, Jesus Christ, the high school teams from out there. We'll say it was Carroll. Maybe, yeah. In my brain I have, not LaSalle,

I have VillanoSalle, I have Villanova had a high school But I could just be thinking it was St. Joe Carol is right next to Villanova Alright, that's probably what it was then Yeah, that's probably what it was Vague memories of that You took the L to get here

Yeah, well you took the L in spelling Although now it's going to be called the L. The guy who caught the hail fluting went to Carroll. Oh, shit. I don't care about that. Yeah. There you go. It's Philadelphia Catholic School of Excellence.

Yeah, Archdiocese of Philadelphia Excellence. Yeah, they went to BC. Shit. Well, it looks like it looks like the L looks like the Shapiro's going to cave and get some money over to $280 million yeah

you really gotta I said this on Twitter gotta ask ask the pen dot how many divisions they got at a certain point you know when it comes to this I-95 show you're spending this money on here okay cool well we're gonna have kenzo's hang out and chase away all your employees until you fund septa i like that yeah yeah just get a bunch of just get a bunch of guys um you know just just some of your

old neighbors just some dudes yeah yeah what you got there you got you you got your you got there? You got your new video games you're going to play there? Yo, cuz. You got the video games? It's like, no, sir, this worked for PennDot. You got your Xbox in there? It's like, you're so drunk. It's 8 in the morning. It's absolutely just every ounce, every tissue in the body is just completely soaked.

Just absolutely immolated. Yeah. Also, do you know how to drive them, the fucking shits? Do you know how to drive the fucking shits? 8 a.m. hammered drunk. 8 a.m. hammered. Yeah, absolutely. Just that we found something for the Aaron Express to do in the offseason.

Shuttle Kenzo's back and forth. Yeah. Oh, man. It's like the time that we were walking back from GameStop with a new Madden and the two drunk guys. What you got there? The new Mickey Mouse video game?

That's actually pretty funny. Sorry. Yeah, it was like one in the afternoon in the summer when Madden came out. It's like pretty funny. Sorry. Yeah, it was like one in the afternoon in the summer when Madden came out. It's like, no, no. This is on Richmond Street. This is walking back from the GameStop on Aramango

on Richmond Street going up to Bridesburg to go play Madden. Hey, did you guys remember Mickey Mouse from your games? Ha, ha, ha! Oh! Fucking elbowing each other on their fucking porch covered in a fake AstroTurf porch shit?

Yes, yes, yes. With the porch couch? You gotta have the porch couch, man. Yeah. We make them different in Philadelphia. We do. Mickey Mouse for you, game. What the fuck? What are you talking talking about you got the new doll duck yeah like that's not even what the fuck what are you fucking talking about you can't you can't answer that you're like there's no response yeah man i guess like

like did they see kingdom hearts and think that was like a... I guess. That's the only video game that's ever existed to them. I don't know. It's not even like you got the new Mario. That makes sense. You got the Donald Duck. You got the Mickey Mouse. It's how they play the games

these days I don't fucking know My kid don't talk to me anymore Yeah Yeah we know why That's like the opposite of Like the Patty Pat

McPatson That we came up with that one day Yes yes yes Very very sweet Very rough yes yes yeah very very sweet very very rough around the edges but very sweet like bridesburg mom um that's the opposite actually she broke up with him and she was right to do so oh my bootleg stream of north texas florida atlanta crashed oh no oh no i got it back i actually paid for this. That's the worst thing, but I'm on the backup PC, so.

Yeah. Yeah, the other one is too advanced to run Zancaster. Compromise to a permanent end, yeah. I don't understand. You'll try and log in. I'll see you try and log in. Right. It'll be like,

you're reaching out through the darkness, and it taps Zancaster like it's like it's like you're like reaching out through the darkness and it like taps zancaster and then gets pulled away the creation of man but it's just me trying to like just fist a microphone into my pc or whatever yeah you're so frustrating that would be a good painting is all right someone out there paint liam as god the... And then the Zencaster CEO, I guess, on the other side. Me beating him to death with a microphone. Are you wearing a Stone Harbor hoodie? Yes. Well done.

Is Stone Harbor the most Republican one? I don't know. Avalon's pretty far fucking up there, my guy. It is, but I don't think it's... I think Stone Harbor's the most Republican one. Uh, so I guess I'm supporting, uh, I'm, I'm a Nikki Haley Republican. How are you? Yeah.

Uh, I, I, uh, speaking of Republicans. How's your, how's your, how's your, uh, booming, uh, home building business going in partnership with your jet ski business? Yeah business yeah uh well the home building business like you don't want to build too many of them because then the prices are good yeah dl minor uh oh that's that's a deep cut fucking they make some some hideous houses i'll tell you that i just think of what's uncalled the fucking uh toll brothers yeah if you if you could nuke toll brothers i would with like a talk like with like the the davy crockett tactical nuke dial yield just down to the bottom yeah yeah airburst right yeah um that would do so much for humanity i i completely agree my one concern so you would

have to obliterate the house let's not not start a fire because then you're going to release like a year's worth of carbon dioxide because those houses are made out of plastic. They're just plastic. There's a tab on fucking DL Miner's website, dlminer.com, about innovation. South Jersey's innovative builder. Ooh. What makes them innovative? about innovation south jersey's innovative builder oh what makes it I'll hang on I'll send you the tab so you can get real mad at this oh boy this is how we record by the way this isn't this isn't nailed yeah 21 21 north texas florida atlantic north texas is hanging in there florida atlantic's 22nd in the country. Alright. Yeah, I mean, this is

Temple's conference, the American. So it's cool to watch teams that are good at sports. We build the homes you want to own, then we take care of them all at the next level. Alright, so here, Innovative Builder. Green Building.

Okay, that's what a green building is. HVAC. SmartHouse. Managing via the cloud. That's what a green building is. HVAC. Smart house. Managing via the cloud. It's builder trend. Everything is your... I love to have my house, my smart house, managed through DL miners. I'm sure highly secure servers.

Yeah. I love to have an HTTP back end where it's just an IP address. This is bad. I'm pretty sure this is just someone's actual product. Oh, yeah. My cousin's good computers. My cousin's nephew.

It's just me doing it. That's how I am at the settlement house. It's just me doing it that's how i am uh at the settlement house i'm just like it's just me doing it back here like oh you could build your house it looks like you're like selecting like your add-ons at the like for like pizza yeah what sauces do you want i want bluestone i want 25 000 25 000 fucking dude i listen i go down the shore every summer And I'm just like why am I trapped here We feel the most priceless asset We possess here in South Jersey Our coastal environment

We're a green landscape Are these the guys that built that house on the fucking dunes in Avalon Probably yeah Oh 11 Claremont Drive And Cape May Courthouse Oh courthouse baby Courthouse is something else. Oh, yeah.

That's a trip. They have a maritime museum there. That's like a shack I want to visit. Yeah, me too. Oh, they're also in Dune and Avalon. V-Zone homes in high-risk area. What's a V-Zone? Is that where you can't get insurance?

Oh, they're out near the good cupcake store. Oh, man. I spend enough time in that week every year down in that general vicinity though. It is

an area. It is one of the areas. It's a place. Did you ever remember on on on uh 47 delce drive yeah yeah there was a there was a store and it and it said huge tarp sale but the p looked like a d yeah and that was there for years yes and they finally changed it and of course i i apologize if this is like something we've said before um i don't live with it listen i had covid three fucking times four fucking times i don't even know i don't know how many times my brain's cod cheese right now um yeah that but that was Like, man You knew

Why would you write the D Why would you write your P like a D Come on I just want to go to Wildwood Yeah, I want to get I might have talked about this I was talking about the Planet Fitness Where someone was jerking off in the stall

What? Oh, that's it. You want to people watch the Planet Fitness in Rio Grande, New Jersey. Oh. Oh, my God. I just love to watch the shop right there. The people like navigate that parking lot. Talk about a hyper-local podcast.

Just – and you got to cross the street. You got the – it's not Roger Wilco. It's the – what's the liquor store? Canals. Canals. You got Joe Canals Liquor. We're talking about the Canals in Rio Grande, right? Yes.

That I go to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's the one I go to when I'm down the shore. Down the shore. Which is a good – it's a good liquor store. It is a good liquor store. There is like – Oh, you're right. Yeah, with the Flamingo motel yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and there's some taco bell yeah i know

you are and and there i mean i feel i do feel bad because there's there's a transient population there there's there's um there's a lot of poverty in that like area they're all people who like work service jobs um and it is it is depressing in some ways, many ways, actually. But just to watch people interact, it's interesting. It's definitely interesting. Yeah, it's weird, man, as two dudes who are also kind of scumbags. Current sale ad. Page cannot be found.

Well done, Joe Canals, discount liquor outlet of Rio Grande, New Jersey. Oh, hell yes. Oh, man. We've talked about Roger Wilco in here before, right? Greatest liquor store in the world besides Stateline. About how one day... Old listeners, I definitely have mentioned this before, how used to, I don't know if it's been a while, Roger Wilco on your credit card shows up as Roger Wilco Steakhouse.

This is a liquor store. And then I have an aunt who thinks that if you stand in the middle of the Roger Wilco geodesic dome, like the Buckminster Fuller-shaped fucking one. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, the one in Pensauken. There's like you can feel the energies concentrate in the middle. She swears it's some sort of locus for cosmic

something. Well, they've redone it. They don't have the Geodesic Dome anymore? There's still the Geodesic Dome, but they've put a drop ceiling in. What? What the? Can we not a drop ceiling in. What? Yeah. Can we not have fucking anything in this world? Nah, dude. Dude, that geodesic ceiling was awesome.

That was half the point of going there. I know. I know. And I like how Roger Wilco, it's like a pilot. The logo is a fucking pilot. It's like a drunk pilot. It is a drunk pilot.'s like a drunk pilot It is a drunk pilot An obviously intoxicated pilot

Yeah, because he's saying Roger and Wilco at the same time It's like saying over and out Because out means the same thing as over Like I finished my transmission But I am not expecting a response Wilco means Roger But also I will comply So that's how you know he's drunk

Because he doesn't know how to use his fucking pro words um yeah with the little leather like the little leather hat yeah yeah the 1927 helmet yeah i got uh i got 200 cases of doors coming in for a landing although it might be 199 cases after i'm through it i just, and if you ever remember me talking about my one uncle was a boxer, he kind of looked like the logo, the pilot, which was fitting

because he was also drunk. I want to go to the jug handle land. Oh. I want to go to the jug handle land. Have you been to the pub? Yeah, man. The pub's actually good. I love the pub.

It is. It is the 1970 good. I love the pub. It is the 1970s. It hasn't changed since then. My mom went there for her graduation dinner from high school. Yeah. Like, this is what a classy place was in the 70s. And it's magnificent. Highly advise you. Yeah.

Highly advise you all go to Pub Pub Charcoal Steak Grill. Yeah. Go to the pub. Go to the Jug Handle Inn, which has good wings. Pub has good wings, too. Go to the pub, go to the jug handle in, which has good wings. Go to wings to go to, uh, Oh, um,

Jay's elbow room. You know what? We're just, this is the South Jersey, South Jersey podcast. Uh, we're done. Good.

Best place for pork. We got up. We got to pad this shit out, man. I say it every week. We, we actually don't today. That's the thing.

So you're getting extra because we gotta have fun folks because there's always they're going to be a tone shift in this episode yeah we're actually i'm belaying this but yeah there is yeah yeah um man dude i do we've both talked about this we saw a spot for South Jersey. I like South Jersey. I know people will shit on it. It's like what Bucks County could have been if the schools were better. Yeah.

But somehow more highways. Hi, Mom. Mom grew up in South Jersey. Shout out South Jersey. Shout out where I lost my virginity. Did you? Yeah. Well done.

Also where I saw boobs for the first time. Well done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So South Jersey's got some good... You're like, your good memories are like, oh, it's where like my mom, you know, you got all these sweet things, the bookstore. And I'm like, titties you know uh first place i had sushi um yeah all on the same night

oh no that actually that was not true but But that was not far off. Not far off. So it's been 20 minutes. Hello. Hi. Welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses, the only Philadelphia and South Jersey podcast that exists. That exists. I'm your host, Tom Payne. My pronouns are he, him.

And with me is my co-host, Jay. Liam. Hi. Liam Anderson, my pronouns are also he and him um yeah this is the morristown edition um go quakers yeah uh yeah recording recording live from the morristown barnes noble hey yeah where my mom met vice Hama and he was rude to her less good oh man where I

it shows up as yard HSE on the google maps the yard house the Morristown mall I'm good at google maps Morristown mall I want to do some memories here because we are going to get dark there is some fucked up shit that happened Morristown Mall. I want to do some memories here because we are going to get dark. There is some fucked up shit that happened. Morristown Mall.

New Jersey. Oh man, there's a lot of construction going on. Yeah. Oh, they destroyed the Mexican restaurant. Yeah, they did. What was that called? I know what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name. Is the Barnes & Noble still there?

Barnes & Noble's still there How about the Bertucci's? Bertucci's is still there as far as I know Bertucci's, you get the Chick-fil-A Oh, that Best Buy, man Did I buy shit at that Best Buy? Saving up my money To get

To buy games Buy PC games Buy the new Mickey Mouse game. Yeah, buy the new Mickey Mouse. Find, like, Civilization 2 and shit like that. Oh, it's not torn down. The building's not torn down for the old Mexican John. But it is closed, it looks like.

Yeah. What was the name of that restaurant? I want to go to Jay's Elbow Room. Jay'sElbowRoom.com A little maple shade, which is actually Morristown. It's right there. It's right by the Bows. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the same place. Yeah, let's see. Where's the sushi place? Is it on 73? It's weird. You have to make a big loop. It used to be where we'd take the turn off of 73. There was a dancing studio nearby.

Once. It's by the Trader Joe's. Well, yeah. I'm thinking more like, I guess, with Marlton. Yeah, I know where you are. Yeah, I'm thinking more like I guess with Marlton Yeah, I know who you are Yeah, yeah Shouts out to the lake outside the LLB Which killed somebody once

Because they drove their car into it Good I'm happy to hear that Now I'm going to go to the jug handle and live with Corinne Yes Um, yeah, I like I like that part. We like South Jersey.

We are unapologetic about it. It is so fucking suburbanized. But you know what? They still have sidewalks. That's the thing. I doubt. You could walk to the park. You could walk to Morristown.

You can still in that area walk to the park you could walk to uh you could walk to morristown yeah you could actually you can still like in that area walk to places and i think that's beautiful um street and there actually is some like dense there there is some density like there are actually like apartments in some place in some of the towns like in the like especially along like pacco yeah like there actually are some some some suburbs that are like oh this is like i bet this makes more sense than the fuck where i live right oh god fucking bucks count i know where you live i've been here um i know where you live too you know where i live mutually assured destruction. Yeah. All right. So, sports.

Oh, we didn't even finish the fucking intro. No guests today. Announcements. I do want to make one announcement is that the January bonus, it's going to be out in the first week of February because we're recording it on the first. That was my bad. I had to take my mother to the doctors. No, but we're going to have, should we say who it is? Yeah.

We're going to have shocks on again. We're going to talk about some labor law kind of shit. I'm looking at the Zillow from my grandma's old house, and it's just like, I remember this house so well, and it's just like, Jesus Christ. Oh, I got to send you. Let me not say that uh uh no i don't believe that um let me send you the place i was my first childhood home was sold yeah and Yeah. And they turned my fucking bedroom into like a shitty. It turned into a duplex.

Ugh. And they did. Oh, that's a pretty house. Yeah. I like it's got shade. Legal two family duplex. That says legal cash or hard money financing only. Oh, I like that old house.

One of your Patreon goals for WTYP is to be able to buy that back. Yeah, that's what I'm aiming for. Part of me, if I ever made enough money, would be to buy this house and fix it up. Right.

The one that I grew up in, $103,000 doable if you look did they sell the pictures it's the same toilet that's the same tub

my brother almost drowned in that tub I saved him I was talking to my mom the other day remember that time you saved your brother's life I was like holy shit yes I do did you see the fly strip yes time you saved your brother's life i was like holy shit yes i do um and where the where the uh did you see the the fly strip yes did you yeah so that's that's where like right right there is

where my brother and i's uh bunk bed was oh okay so uh yeah um kind of fucking weird seeing them like did they didn't even well't even look the shit is crumbling yeah yeah it is a shithole that house was a shithole they still have like dishing shit in the fucking yeah we could buy it yeah that'd be kind of weird

I think they tore out the fake turf in the backyard oh those pussies there was like a fake turf backyard porch kind of thing. Alright, we got to talk about sports. Yeah. We're going to lose everybody.

Voicemail, call in 267-371-7218. Give us your name and pronouns when you call in. And at patreon.com slash 10,000 losses where you'll find the new bonus when it comes out. And then you'll find all our past bonuses. Alright, so when we last talked, it was

no birds. Birds were gone. Birds are still gone. But birds are dead long live the birds because we're rooting for the Ravens. Who play today. Yeah, I got some of the, I couldn't find any Natty Bow today. That's true. Yeah. I found some Baltimore Blonde, which is the guinness it's all right it is it is

baltimore um and then i couldn't i could you can't find detroit brewing company anymore i i've not even heard of them they must have like faded off that's the use of a beer called ghetto blaster oh wow yeah it was about the it was about was about the fucking portable boombox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if they still make that here. But it was actually a decent English mild.

But I got breakfast down instead. I was like, yeah, it's close enough. Close enough. It's in the same state. Yeah. Yeah. So we're officially rooting for Lions, Raven Super Bowl. Yes, we are.

Fuck the Niners. And fuck. I'm done. I'm done with the Chiefs. I'm bored. I'm sick of them. Me too. Me too.

Me too. Every time I see their colors, I think of ketchup and mustard. I'm sick of that. I'm sick of their fucking chop. I just, you know, I'm done. I'm done with it. Let's get Lamar Jackson. Yeah.

At first, I was upset when Joe Flacco was gone, and I was like, oh, no, they got, like, a basketball-type quarterback, but we got rid of him. What do you mean by that, Tom? Well, I'm not Tom. I'm Tom's cousin from Balmer. I mean, he's, like, second cousin. Like, I'm related to Delco'm Tom's cousin from Balmer. I mean, it's like second cousin. I'm related to Delco Dave. Stavros Payne.

I'm Bobby from Balmer. Yeah, I'm Bobby from Balmer. And yeah, we got a basketball-style quarterback. And at first, I was like, I'm not so sure about this. But he's really good. He's really grown on me. He's one of the good ones. He's one of the good ones. Yeah, yeah. so sure about this but he's really good he's really grown on me he's wanted to go on he's one of the good ones yeah yeah oh yeah if that's not clear that's ironic uh yeah uh

we are we gonna be an irony bro podcast now no no we're not um but yeah fucking go ravens fucking fucking smoke the shit. Out of Megamind helmet ass looking. Megamind Mahomes. Megamind Mahomes. Although it is the safest helmet, apparently. Yes. We don't want Mahomes to die.

We just want him to not go to the Super Bowl again. Please. Although he is, I think we said this before, he's technically an owner because he owns part of the Royals. So he's part of the Capitals class. Well, whatever happens to him happens to him. Yeah. If some blue collar guy from the Balmer Ravens was to, you know, give him what is deserved. Yeah. So when you hear this, you'll have known what the Super Bowl is going to be. what is deserved. Yeah, so when you hear this, you'll have known what the Super Bowl is going to be.

If it's 49ers, Chiefs, it will be boring and sad. And if it's Ravens, Lions, you know that at least there's some justice in the world. Yes, just a little bit. But that's all we need. That's all we we need just a little bit of justice um and we're getting close you know we're getting close to um to uh the super bowl and all that kind of shit i i you know i wonder are we going to get sued by the nfl what why is it that they call it the big game on like tv shows is it you can't you don't have to pay it but it's just the name of a game i know i don't understand it either and as far as i know that's more of an urban legend than anything yeah i i

would that you can mention the name of a book you can you can right references are not are fair use references right or use right i don't understand it yeah oh i'm going to read the big wizard book um say the big transphobic wizard yeah we're going to read the big wizard book um say the big transphobic wizard yeah we're going to read the turf wizard book as opposed to the not turf although i would not want to resurrect uh jr tolkien asking his opinions on that we don't want to know uh i do not understand this what i'm looking at at renting a house down the shore not literally because i have i have a house down there not me but it's just it's so expensive god damn yeah we we have someone that we've rented for several from several times now and they know us and i ended up they had

to fix some shit while we were there. I ended up talking about... We ended up hitting it off with... They had their partner. Being vague on purpose. I'll just bleep all this fucking shit out. They ran into us for a fairly decent price. Good.

I want to say like... $1,400? No, it's not bad considering what I'm fucking seeing. Yeah, a couple grand, right? Five grand for the cheapest. Yeah, like Ocean City kind of shit. Yeah, I'm in Stone Harbor

right now, but yeah. I'm not literally in Stone Harbor right now. I'm... Bleep that. Yeah, I'll bleep it. Also, that's not where you are we know we know what fucking side of you are yeah i know where i live and i'm deeply ashamed proud of it you're an honorary member of the liberation yeah that's right that's right there we go yes yeah uh we we to get that. I keep saying this. I got to get the SVG so that we can turn it into a flag.

I'd like that. If anyone has an SVG of the Northeast Catholic High School for Boys logo, please let me know. Yeah, of course. Yeah, that'll be. That's a normal thing to need. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to put out a new line of North Catholic Blue Lives Matter t-shirts. They exist.

I'm sure they do. All right, let's talk about these coordinators. All right, so speaking of the fallen birds, the Eagles, Sirianni's still fucking around. Why? Our beloved golden retriever, I guess. One more year of this bullshit? They say that Sirianni can only leave once biden's out of the white house oh god no don't don't tie those two together um yeah so

yeah sirianni is is uh is biden's uh phylactery and if sirianni leaves biden dies um uh yeah so Yeah, so Brian Johnson and Sean Desai, gone. Gone. Goodbye. They're gone. And we got Kellen Moore. Who should be good. Former offensive coordinator for the Chargers. Interviewed, actually, for the Eagles head job in the same hiring cycle as Sirianni.

Yeah. He was the Cowboys OC in Dak Prescott's best year. Yes. Runs a sort of spread option type of offense, which we both were talking about before the show. Probably what Jalen Hurts fits into the best. It should be good. We're hopeful.

Just not a run heavy offense. Because didn't they have, didn't the Cowboys have, what's his name, and everyone was complaining that they wouldn't use him? Zeke Elliott? Say that again? When he was OC for the Cowboys. Yeah, Zeke heavy run offense,

but also a good spread offense from what I remember. I remember there was a year that they were complaining that they weren't using Zeke enough. I wasn't sure if he was the OC during that time. Kellen Moore is not going to be a big friend to the running game, so there are concerns, obviously, with the way the birds were. God damn it.

That was a great crack, though. That was like, you got a real good one on the mic. Thanks, dude. Is it brewski time or is it Seltzer time? Nah, it's a Coke to zero. I got a Brewski coming up when we're done recording this. Yep. All right.

So we also got Vic Fangio, whose name you've spelled wrong here. Victorio Fangio. Yeah, he's going to be fine. The Dolphins defense wasn't great but they were hurt a lot of the year uh we're not gonna be the 2000 ravens but vic fangio is a respected guy so hopefully you know that that works out i'm i'm stalling because i know what we have to get to yeah yeah yeah there's a couple, couple of shitty things in increasing, in increasing,

uh, order of severity. Yeah. Uh, Joel, Joel Embiid, very good at basketball, dropped 70.

Luka Doncic had 73, but they barely beat the Hawks. So who gives a shit? Yeah, no one cares. Yeah. Um, Joel Embiid should win back-to-back MVPs,

but due to the new NBA rules requiring you to play 65 games to be eligible for those awards, probably won't, which is a shame. Weren't they talking about Embiid was hurt? At least he was a scratch. He was like a late scratch. Yeah. Everyone's talking about Embi MVP being the MVP Favorite right now Um As long as we keep Jokic

I don't care who it is As long as it's not Jokic Right Um Well established Uh Friend of Of

Uh Darko Milicic Who is As far right Serbian nationalist Yeah Um He said that Tito

Uh Killed Someone Yeah That deserved it. We talked about this before, though. Real sad. Well, sad in the way.

Reese Hoskins. He's a brewer now. Number 12. Now's your time to get your Reese Hoskins jerseys. I think I'm going to get... I've been needing to get a powder blue. I think it's going to be a Reese. I think so.

I think you should. Yeah. Reese Hoskinskins my favorite philly he will always be my favorite philly uh from that era we miss you reese already miss you uh can't wait for you to come back um you will get the standing ovation you should and if you boo him i will personally beat you to death oh i will i will actually get like we talk a lot about like fucking if I'm someone's fucking booing, I'll go, yo, the fuck you know, he was the only bright spot we had for like six years, dude. Yeah, he he was

he was robbed. They should have gave him a one year contract. There's no reason why fucking Harper can't play the outfield. I know it's because we got Castellanos. I know. I know. I know why it makes sense. It does make sense from a fucking team construction standpoint. Doesn't make it feel any better. Doesn't make it feel any better.

Maybe he comes back after Schwarber or Castellanos is gone. When everyone's 55 on this team. Oh, that's what's going to happen. I know. But, you know, baseball is coming up soon. Half a month until pitchers catch a report. My God. I know.

There's still a couple maybe potential, you know, signings. Surprises, maybe, but probably not. It's not going to be us. It's not going to be us. It's not going to be us. It's just going to be the Dodgers again. So, yeah. There's no reason to believe that things will ever get better for the Phillies.

They will continue to disappoint and break our hearts. Is Blake Snell still a free agent? No, I thought he went somewhere. Didn't go to the back. I thought he did. I thought that they were talking about the Yankees. No, still a free agent. He asked for a shitload of money.

Yeah, that's... Yep. Reportedly wanted an insane amount of money from the New York Yankees. He wanted $270 million over nine years. Fuck it. Get it. He's older. He's a year younger than I am.

God, he is a doofy looking man. Oh, he looks like he just smokes weed every day. Yeah. So he's from from seattle yeah um he's got a real interesting accent um um how do i phrase this he probably listened to a lot of eminem up. I'm not shocked by that. So he tries to sound like that. That's his accent. He's not from

the kind of neighborhood, apparently, from what I've heard, where you would naturally develop that accent. He kind of decided to have that accent. Okay. Yeah. As long as he's not on the fucking meds i guess or the for the braves right um go ahead um he totally looks like a fucking pothead he looks like a mechanic

he does yeah um my only thing i don't like about him is when he broke bryce's thumb right i forgot I forgot about that. Oh, that's going to be fun. Oh, boy. All right. Anyway. What do we got next? Back to the thing. Close my snail pictures.

I guess we could start to transition into hockey. Yeah. Let's do it. All right. So Flyers lost Again The Boston Bruins My beloved Boston Bruins

Five in a row We should probably talk about why The vibes seem suddenly cursed So It looks like And let's just We're just going to say content warning From like From here until the last five minutes Probably like um and and let's just this we're just gonna say content warning from like the from here till

like the last five minutes probably yeah um uh about carter hart so a couple days ago carter hart the flyers announced that carter hart would be on an indefinite leave um and did not say why did not answer questions and just just so happens um someone else uh was it dylan is dubay or dube i don't care we'll say dube dube uh there's there's a total of five players yeah so there's five players um not all of them are in the nhl um yeah so dylan dube on the 21st, granted indefinite leave of absence. 23rd, Carter Hart, granted indefinite leave of absence. On the 24th, player Alex Formenton, granted leave by a Swiss hockey club. And then two Devils players, Mike McLeod and Cal Foote, granted leave of absence.

All no reason given. Also on the 24th, an article was published by the Globe and Mail Canada stating with the headline, and here's your last chance to back out upon reading the headline, five members of the 2018 Canadian Junior Hockey Team to face sexual charges. So this unnamed leave of absence is to go to fucking jail, like to report for fucking charges.

Yeah. We had mentioned this previously last year when the news first came out about it and we were like, oh no, no. Cause we, we had said lots of good things about Carter Hart. We feel pretty fucking stupid.

Yeah, you know, fuck it. We didn't know. We wouldn't have said those things if we had known. Hey, he's just a talented hockey player. Doesn't, but fucking really bad at being a human being, sounds like. And basically, I'll put the article in the show notes if you want to read the whole thing. Which you should. It's a tough listen.

Or a tough read. Five members of Canada's 2018 Junior World Hockey Team are alleged to have sexually assaulted a woman in a hotel room in London, Ontario after a Hockey Canada gala. So they all had to surrender to police. They're all facing charges of sexual assault.

A lot of the stuff isn't really being said because it's an active case. There's a woman. Not only is he M. Not only is he M said that she was assaulted by as many as eight hockey players over several hours. So there, there are up to eight people who could have said yo what the fuck right there's a detail that's not in this story of a guy who basically comes in the room and then just leaves yeah um and that dude should uh have have a long walk off a short pair i I don't know what we can say other than that this is fucking gruesome. Yeah.

Carter Hart, if he did, in fact, should never play hockey again at any professional level. Shouldn't even fucking play beer league. No. This is Philly. We expect better. Yeah. Don't always get it, but we expect better. Yeah. Don't always get it, but we expect better.

Yeah. Basically, the woman claims that they were, you know, she was coerced into it. The story is very hard to read. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tough. Basically, be very insistent, crying, trying to leave, being forced to stay. Apparently, Hockey Canada had a reserve fund to pay out allegations. And I was speaking to someone this morning who was saying,

well, didn't she get paid already? Okay, that doesn't matter. Even if it didn't, that would have been like an illegal sort of like... Hush money. Yeah, hush money. And you can settle out of court for civil things, but that doesn't mean the crime has been addressed. Right. That's not how the law works. Also, this is Canada, so it's double not how it works.

Yeah. Yeah. works also this is canada so it's double not how it works yeah um um there's apparently a recording and video and stuff like that and they talk about um she's felt coerced to say it that she feels fine she's from what the the thing she's intoxicated and they they did some pretty hideous shameful stuff yeah uh obviously the nhl i do want to talk about we will link the article you can read it for yourselves we don't need to to baby it here you know right from wrong you're all adults uh but uh we should talk about how the nhl can't even do a fucking pride Night properly and now is also doing this shit. No, this is the shit.

They're okay to kind of like play hush-hush. You know, you could say as a team, you can go, Carter Hart's on a definite leave because we don't know when he's going to come back from jail. You could say that. You could say that. You could say he's charged with some pretty serious – you could even be even more vague. Well, our player, if you've seen the report, he's charged with some pretty serious stuff. And, I mean –

We don't know. We hope that he's not involved, but we don't know. And we'll all find out when the trial is over. And if we find out – and then someone will ask a question, well, if he's guilty, what are you going to do? Well, he'll never play hockey in this town ever again.

There you go. You can just say that. And we stand by, and we'll echo that. If we find out any player has ever sexually assaulted anyone, they are not welcome to play hockey for this team. That's all you have to fucking say. Right. Is it that hard to say that?

We're category opposed as an organization to sexual harassment, to sexual assault, and we will never hire players who have been found guilty of this. Simple as that. And you won't play for our team while you're being killed.

It's not hard. It's not hard. It's not hard to say that. And you go, okay, well, and if he's not hard. It's not hard. It's not hard to say that. And if you go, okay, well, and if he's not guilty, he's welcome to come back. You know? If law has been done just, if justice has been served, okay, he's welcome to come back. Does that mean that he

didn't do it? No. But, you know, at least you're fucking being honest about it and not acting like, oh, I don't know why he's leaving. Yeah, we just don't know. We don't know. Yeah, because you can just fucking leave. You can just fucking leave your job. If I just fucking left my job, oh, he's leaving for undisclosed reasons.

You can't just fucking do that. You can't just leave your job for no reason. I'm taking a leave. Why? Right. Mental health. Fucking say something. The mental health claim has come out from i think the doctor somebody out on the west coast which is pretty pretty shitty it's just like oh he's coming

he's taking it for mental health well no he's taking it because he's about to be charged with crimes yeah his mental health's bad because he's looking at fucking uh sexual assault charges probably where you get to go to the real nice part of jail. Right. You know, like, why are we so fucking cagey? Why can't we just fucking say, the team, like, the team's, like, I mean, also, if Hockey Canada has a slush fund for sexual assault claims, that's bad. It's like every time, you know, we hear about this shit in other sports. You do hear about it.

And in the NFL, it's not every time you know we hear about the shit in other sports you do hear about it and in the nfl it's not that better but like dude like you got got guys throwing fucking kids and wheelchairs down the stairs and shit like that like was that the guy on the fucking coyotes or something like that danny brieere's kid is that danny brieere's kid yeah oh jesus christ and that's the fucking gm right yeah what what the fuck is wrong with this the sport is a fucking a bunch of fucking fucking asshole rich white kids fucking fucking because you're good at a fucking sport you think you think you're gone now yeah yeah god damn it well uh listener wayne andquent voicemailer Wayne Had DM'd me about As soon as I heard this I knew what it was about

Carter Hart did it And like It says something about the sport When it's like the first thing And Wayne had said I can't watch the Union and the Flyers Don't blame you And I don't blame you I was ready to get back into the Flyers. Don't blame you. And I don't blame you.

You know, I was ready to get back into the Flyers. I was like, hey, this is Philly Sports Podcast. I should probably be watching a couple Flyers games. I feel the same way. Dude, NHL, you need to fucking clean your house. Yeah, everyone needs to go. Batman, every single one of the team presidents sell every team. You have a major culture issue.

And I know you talk about stuff like you have to go out and fucking hand it to the fucking avalanche. Whoever that intern was in social media, fucking promote them for when they had their pride night, people saying, throwing in your face. It's not throwing in your face. It's one night to recognize fucking people who have not been recognized. Be an adult. Oh, gay people exist is not a – Your existence is not threatened by that. Yeah, that's not promoting the agenda.

That's not throwing it in your face. It's like we exist and we're also part of this and we're fans of these sports too. Even though you shouldn't be because we're all stupid down here. Yeah. It really is. The moral quandaries of being... I know there's no ethical consumption on that, but the moral quandaries of being a fucking sports guy,

person, being a sports fan, either they're fucking killing themselves for our fucking entertainment like they're the modern day gladiators or they're the league's hiding, hiding shitty behavior. And this person I was talking to today were like, yeah, you know what? And Tyreek Hill shouldn't be in the fucking league anymore. You know, you know, fucking Deshaun Watson shouldn't be in the league.

Carter Hart shouldn't shouldn't shouldn't play hockey ever again. Either if he was involved or he wasn't involved and didn't do anything to stop and he knew about it. Failure to act is also crime in my opinion. If I see a fucking rape happening, I'm going to fucking do something.

And it's not braggadocious to say anything like, oh yeah, I'd swing in there. No, if I see a sexual assault happening, I'm going to fucking do something. And it's not like braggadocious to say anything like like, oh yeah, I'd swing in there. It's like, no, if I see a sexual assault happening, I'm doing something. I don't know what it is. It depends on the situation. I don't give a shit who it is. I'm going to do something about it. Like you know, whether it's saying, hey

I think they're fucking raping this girl up in the, up in the, to the front desk. Right. Hey someone want to do something about this and you just sitting on your ass you don't want to get my friends in trouble fuck you yeah like you're useless yeah you don't don't tolerate your friends doing you will have you will have to believe this but put a hole pretty hard there i mean if i was the person if i if i had walked in on that and then somehow i was like oh my brain process this is consensual and then i found out it wasn't i i don't know what i would do you know that would be that would

be the desire right would be to do that um hopefully whoever that is that walked in fucking mans up and actually testifies against their butt their buddies you know um if you saw it happening at least fucking testify so you know i saw it happen why didn't you do anything i thought it was consensual okay fuck it you thought it was consensual at the moment well you do your best to fucking atone for it right speak out against it it's not it's like how is how is this boys will be boy shit still going on all right it's a great question just boys will be boys is is is uh should be limited to um taking a song and changing the lyrics to like my penis is small like like that's like me having can you see my penis stuck in my head yeah no you can't it's too small to see like that's that's boys that's

the where boys should will be boys ends right that's where it ends the whole just a cheeky little sexual assault just a cheeky little you know uh ripping my fucking 10 year old boy's arm out of its socket just a cheeky little little, you know, going to Dominican Republic to go after a 14-year-old. Just a cheeky little beating the shit out of my partner. Like, man, it sucks if we're sports fans and this is the shit that we like. We don't want to be.

Honestly, you know, it really makes me think about it sometimes. That's why I like someone like a fucking Reese Hoskins because he's a good guy. Right. Or like a Kyle Schwarber. You know, you know like yeah they're just dudes and they play a sport and they're not doing crimes and causing other people to suffer yeah they're not a fucking trevor bauer piece of shit like who fucking who fucking can't get a job in fucking japan now because he sucks sucks so much ass. Yeah. Sorry, I'm

raining a bit. It's disgusting. Yeah. Maybe if you're listening to this and you're not a sissy dude like we are, maybe there's comfort in that, hey,

not all of us are okay with this. This is not right. Yeah, but we appear to be the minority. And the straight men, white men, whatever, men, the men who are listening to this, whatever it is.

It's your moral obligation to hold your friends accountable. Right, exactly. Not just do better, exactly. Don't be a piece of shit, please. Don't be a piece of shit. If you are a piece of shit, don't listen to us.

Yeah. And then put a **** in the bowl. Yeah. Yeah, if you... Yeah, we're... Pronouns and bio, motherfuckers. We don't care.

I don't... That, yeah. Fuck you. That weeds out. That's a good way of weeding out the fucking morons. Oh, pronouns and bio. Oh, fucking got them. That weeds out. That's a good way of weeding out the fucking morons. Oh, produce a bio.

Oh, fucking got him. Rack him. Okay. Cool. Go blow yourself. Because that's the only person who can blow you. Well, at least someone will. Man.

And then, you know, we have a voicemail um from isaac and they had sent us um about in the pistons the pistons former pistons players suing the team um and uh i guess i guess we'll we'll play that when we get to the voicemails but like i'll just do that one first or is it already yeah we'll do that one first then we'll then we'll shift the tone then we can i could put a marker and like oh it's safe to listen here um yeah uh that's just goddamn dude yeah dude just like it's just i don't know why it's so hard to just keep your hands to yourself don't be creep a creep. Don't touch people. Yeah. Do you have anything else to say on this?

We can move into the voicemail. No, let's just go to the voicemail. All right. So, Isaac, like I said, Our thoughts are pretty well known, I think. Yeah. I had sent in, this is also content warning.

We're still under the content warning. About the Pistons situation going on. So let's go listen to Isaac. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. This is Isaac again. They, them pronouns. I'm calling with not a Detroit Pistons update. And my last Detroit Pistons update that I'm going with not a – well, I guess a Detroit Pistons update,

and my last Detroit Pistons update that I'm going to call in with, because the Detroit News has reported that a former Detroit Pistons employee is suing the team for a former assistant executive's alleged sexual harassment. So I was already on edge with this team, with Tom Gores making his money off of putting Michigan families in debt for trying to stay in contact with their loved ones who are incarcerated and are failed criminals of the system. I was annoyed with the basketball related bullshit and then also the not basketball related bullshit

of the Pistons supposedly being interested in signing local shithead Miles Bridges. But yeah, I'm not much of a Detroit sports fan. I'm looking forward to the Lions beating the 49ers on Sunday.

Fucking hope that happens. Don't think it will. Maybe it will. Who knows? But right now, in addition to feeling fucking disgusted with the behavior of a team that I supported, I'm also feeling like Rob Lowe at the Super Bowl with an NFL hat, but instead it's an NBA hat. So, yeah, I'm looking for a new team.

Pitch me your ideas. Thanks. Fuck Penn State. Fuck the Pistons. Have a good one. So I'll link this article, too. It is pretty atrocious. Yeah, it is. Murphy,

the guy, I'm not sure if he's still their G League manager. Yeah, she was Murphy's executive assistant up until June. Right. So, as long as this guy's associated with the Pistons, I definitely understand.

Not want anything to do with them. Yep. The assault here is pretty... I think he's out entirely, but... Yeah, he was fired on May 4th. Yeah, 2023. So that's up to you if you don't want to be a business fan anymore you know you don't have to like sports at all we're not going to tell on you yeah you don't have to we don't blame you we don't blame you um um he he uh he was fired. I don't know if that helps at all.

But the lawsuit does say that the Pistons organization kind of enabled that and did not move to fire him fast enough. So it's sort of like they only act once they're found out. Once they need to, right. And so we'll see where that goes. act once they're found out. Once they need to, right. And, yeah. And so, we'll see where that goes. Always be a Sixers fan. If you gotta take a team.

We're gonna say Sixers fans. I ain't gonna say the Celtics. So, welcome. Welcome to... Welcome to hell. Because there's definitely nothing problematic With the Sixers right now Trying to build a stadium in Chinatown

Woo Excuse me Go listen to our bonus with Roz About that one If you want to do it it's a dollar Alright I guess this is the End of the content warning

Here at hour one So almost hour two So I'll put that in But we got Although I don't know Wayne's mic might cover it We got two Waynes and a John

So let's listen to him. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. It's Wayne. Pronouns he, him. It took me about a week, but officially the Philadelphia Eagles collapse is complete thoroughly. Yep. In fact, we still have Sirianni as a head coach.

Still aggravates me further. Us fact, we still have Sirianni as a head coach. He still aggravates me further. I think the less said about the Eagles, the better. We've got about three weeks until pitchers and catchers report for baseball. I guess I'll be held over by

both the Flyers doing actually way above expectations. The Sixers doing actually way above expectation and the Sixers doing all right. Nope, nope, nope. Well, that's the sit-rep for me. Go Birds and fuck Penn State. All right.

All right. Yeah, Wayne 2 here. Second Wayne. Might cover the Carter Hart thing. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. It's Wayne. Pronouns he, him. Basically, in the last week since the Birds have been eliminated,

everything has fallen apart in the city of Philadelphia. Yep. Reese Hoskins is now a Milwaukee Brewer. The Flyers have lost what is it, four straight now? They lost 3-0 last night to the Red Wings. And of course, on top of everything,

I wake up this morning and the headline I get to read is Jurgen Klopp is leaving Liverpool after eight seasons as manager. He'll be stepping down at the end of the 2023-24 season. And I'm still kind of in shock over it. He's basically been the guy that's helped rebuild Liverpool into what it is today

as a Premier League powerhouse. I'm still kind of in shock over the whole thing. Anyway, hope you guys are well. Go Rutgers and fuck Penn State. I'm looking up

this Klopp guy because I don't know much about him. Seems like he's a lefty. That sucks for Liverpool. Yep. I don't know much about him. Seems like he's a lefty. That sucks for Liverpool. Yep. I like Liverpool. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really root for any of the English

Premier League teams. If I had to, it would probably be Liverpool. Oh, that sucks. Alright. In other news, we got... Someone hasn't called in in a while. The myth, the man,

the myth, the legend himself, John from Pittsburgh. Yeah, it's been a while, so we'll see how things are going. Let's hear from John from Pittsburgh. See how things are going at the Potty Factory. Oh, God. Hey, how you guys doing? John from Pittsburgh. See how things are going at the potty factory. Oh God. Hey, how you doing? John from Pittsburgh.

Jesus Christ. He, him pronouns. Uh, come back from a long day at the Pittsburgh potty company. Got some overtime coming in boys. It was, uh,

looking good. Long day. I got a question for you. Uh, I think this says, uh, as, as your resident Yenzer,

uh, uh, have, havezer noticed that a fellow colleague in the sports announcement, sports commentating sector, Pat McAfee, has slowly drifted into becoming a full Yenzer sports broadcast. I don't know where his accent came from, where he pulled it back out of his ass. He is a Yenzer. He is. He's from Pennsylvania. Yep. But how do you feel about that being the most elevated Pennsylvania representation? You know, we can't have these boys going down time trying to go to

PNC Park to find their sports information. So I want to know how Philly is going to make us come up now over the ridiculous accents on the Pat McAfee program. Love hearing from y'all. Hail to Penn.

Fuck Penn State. And I have no idea Who we're rooting for for the Super Bowl at this point Also Jason Kelsey shirtless Is the most manliest and toughest thing I've ever seen in my life Have a good one

Just the Jason Kelsey shirtless Have you seen that? Yeah of course I have That is physique goals uh right there personal physique i can't stand pat fucking mcafee man i don't like him either no no he's um he's kind of a shithead he's really corny in a way that i don't find charming um yeah wasn't it wasn't the whole thing like he let aaron rogers talk about the

vaccine too and then was like oh let me stop that and then didn't it was just very bullshit although brett farve did sue him for talk for him talking shit about brett farve for actually calling out brett farve which i did like yeah that's good because brett farve is a ripped off welfare yeah yeah um but that that But that was good that he called him out. Yeah, I don't know. We need to get some, like, Pennsylvania excellence in the – We definitely need more Pennsylvania accents. We need more Pennsylvania excellence.

We always do. I need some thick, like, North Pennsylvania, like, weird southern tier of New York shit. Oh, where they say, like, fill them? Like, they're from Ireland? Yeah. Yeah, like, way up, like, kind of past Wilkes-Barre, Scranton, like – ireland like yeah yeah like like way up like kind of past wilkes-barre scranton like yeah yeah like tayoga county yeah yeah where it's almost like there's a little canadian like kind of coming in it's like oh yeah we're going to see the film

uh yeah wellsboro pennsylvania yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah we need some of that um like potter county shit. Potter fucking County. Yeah. Cooters Port, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Cooters Port. Holy shit.

I know where I'm fucking going on vacation. I'm going up to Cooters Port. I'm going to try and catch. I'm going hunting up in Cooters Port. 2,400 people live there, bud. Good luck. 2,400 Cooters up there. I'm trying to get at least half of them as Cooters probably. Elliot Ness was born there. Or died there. Oh, bud. Good luck. 2,400 cooters up there. I'm trying to get, you know, at least half of them

as cooters, probably. Elliot Ness was born there. Or died there. Oh, shit. Well, ACAB. Yeah. Well, actually, he's like, does ACAB apply to Elliot Ness? Yes, it does. Yeah, it does. Yeah, we got it. We're trying to think. Is there any

what announcers are from Pennsylvania? Like sports announcers from PA. Merrill Reese, but he doesn't really have a reach. Merrill Reese is very old and probably going to die soon. Oh, my God. I mean, Harry Callas wasn't from philly he was from chicago lists of american public address announcers and it's like what what team they're for

but not where they're from is kate scott from philly no she's from the Bay Area. Yeah. Fresno. Yeah. We can put this out there. If you know of any other Pennsylvania excellence sports announcers, please let us know. I love that Lonnie Walker on the Nets is from Redding. Oh, shit. Mm-hmm.

Shouts out to Lonnie Walker. out yeah it's from reddit um i think well i mean there's lots of there's lots of um obviously excellent players from uh from pennsylvania but announcers and uh who is it there's there's there's because you know like in the when they're when you're watching the news they remove their local accent but there's uh there's like a weather woman for i forget which station is but she's got like the full-on philly axis like yeah yeah it's gonna be kind of hostile you're trying to go down the shore something like that probably good idea Tuesday It's going to be real

It's going to be a scorcher Scorcher Tuesday watch out Marvin Harrison and his kid are from Philly Yeah, Marvin Harrison went to Roman Yeah, his kid went to prep Yeah Brandon McManus went to

Temple. North Catholic. Who are our guys? Northeast. DJ Moore went to Maryland, but

he's from here. I'd say him at Temple. I like how if you go to the Northeast

Catholic High School page, it just has every North Frankfurt score. Oh, we got Eddie Alvvarez we know about him uh bob kelly bucko kill bucko kilroy but that's only if you know like old school football um by mcneil frank reagan again old football oh my god it does. List of North Catholic Falcons Philadelphia Catholic League champions.

Yeah. Dude, you know some fucking Bridesburg dude did this. The North Catholic Frankfurt results. Yeah. And then it tells you if it's like we lost. Oh, we won that year. But Frankfurt was the public league champ.

But we fucking kicked our ass. You'll fucking suck it. Pioneers. Oh man. I, our big, the biggest, the biggest,

uh, guy, I guess like the most popular guy from North was Bill Keene. Uh, but he moved to Arizona. So, uh, fuck him.

Fuck him. Uh, moved. Uh, yeah, Maricopa County. You moved to Maricopa County. You went from Philly originally. You've lost your Philadelphia citizenship. Shit, man. How the fuck did we get to where we are? All right, we got one more.

Yeah, so yeah, listeners call in. If there's any sports announcers From Pennsylvania that we missed It doesn't have to be Philly, it can just be from Pennsylvania Because we support all Keystone State Fuck you Cardinal Regali Regali, yeah I was going to say, we support all people from the Keystone State Except for the members of the Keystone State Skinheads

Who can all kill themselves Don't bleep that No, fuck it Alright, we got a DM no it says specifically you don't have to do that I'm reading this good day fellas

feel free to table the accent for this one let's give Liam a break he surely putts up with it up at least he doesn't have a sludge in his sit there just moved to Melbourneboard to pursue a career as a media teacher a meteor teacher uh it's been tennis

galore here as the australian open grand slam has been happening having never watched tennis before i understood it pretty well it's like the wii sports version but less impressive yes that's that's fair my country men and women didn't fare too brilliantly. The last absolute champion we had is now a commentator.

It was great to hear chopping it up with John McEnroe, who I would argue is the coolest tennis star. An Italian man by the name of Yannick Sinner. I saw him play. He's a child. He's like 22. Yannick Sinner. All right, hold on.

Italian? He's a crook. Whatever. I believe it was his first Grand Slam. What if a Croatian guy was Italian? First Grand Slam tournament. That's really impressive. He nearly etched out his Russian opponent, Medvedev,

who, interestingly enough, wasn't able to compete as a Russian. Again, Medvedev. At any rate, it was a legitimately great match. Tennis is a funny sport because as much as some of us like to make jokes about tennis players being pedantic crybabies, the game is really impressive to watch on a professional level. are so fucking they're intense they're intense i and and um like like like women's tennis too like like that's a that's a sport where like it is so like i don't know how they go back and forth for so long even more than like men's tennis like i feel like they're like endurance is insane but uh no professional world-class tennis is fucking how do you endure so much they're so

fucking good right right right 100 yeah that's pretty much the only update i have keep it up fellas on another note the latest episode of all those your problem was sincerely moving tragic impertinent brilliant work liam thank you dukey what was the last one you did i haven't go ship oh yeah i haven't watched it's tough listen that one yeah that's gonna be depressing i'm sure it is um excuse me um that's how you get a voicemail on the show as you talk about how not slam is oh god when you do the accent it makes me so mad we're gonna go to we're gonna go to outback steakhouse i love outback steakhouse it's my worst trait as a human being i uh every time i meet an australian i'm like you know about apex like especially like overseas like do you

know about outback steakhouse i was like can you watch a commercial? I might have said this before, but I had an Australian friend in college who was like, this is like blackface, but for Australians. It's kind of offensive if you think about it. I was like, yeah, it is. It definitely is. I don't know. We have a weird relationship with Australia and the United States There we go

Alright It is now our 17 I think we're ready to start wrapping up Shouts out Or shout outs We haven't decided that yet No we still haven't, 80 episodes in Yeah

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god fucking damn well I can meet you in the fucking post give us your name and pronouns DM and follow us he's at 9leamage with a 0 because he's late follow the podcast give us ratings on iTunes just please

if you give us a review with like words I'll fucking read it. How about that? Yeah, please. We need your attention. Yeah, like that. Other podcasts. So we have

Well, There's Your Problem, Trash Future, Hell of a Way to Die, Raider Free Tote Bag, Tipping Pitches, Beyond the Breakers, Batting Around. Anyone else in our

collection of Hell of a Way, Kill James Bond. Did we? Kill James Bond. We didn't do that one. Batting Around. Anyone else in our collection of... Holloway. Kill James Bond. Kill James Bond. We didn't do that one. Okay. Now I'm remembering I had to... Somehow there was a James Bond thing in my dream,

but I can't remember what it was about. I had a weird dream. Gotcha. Part of the dream was... I know you love hearing about dreams. I heard crunching, and in my dream I thought it hearing about dreams, was I heard crunching. And in my dream, I thought it was the ghost of our late dog crunching. But in fact, it was a cat, one of my fat ass cat.

He was eating a book. He was licking a book. What? And it sounded like a crunching sound. He was licking and crunching. He likes to lick the sides of books. That's a weird cat. That's a fucking weird cat.

Dude, you're that fat, you gotta eat the books too? His hunger knows no bounds. But his belly is so soft and cute. I can't put him on a diet. Can't stay mad at him. Nice to keep. Alright, with that, go birds! The other birds.

Go lions. Go lions. Fuck Penn State. Fuck Penn State. We. The older birds. Go lions. Go lions. Go lions. Fuck Penn State. Fuck Penn State. We'll see you in the next one. See you. Bye.

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