Ten Thousand Losses - Federal Ass Administration

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

From 69,420 feet, the boys talk about building a strip club at the WFC and the team plane to entice Harden into staying, discuss NBA trades, the Phillies being a vibes based team talk more about the Flyers than they have in a minute, and listen to listener voicemails and answer some listen messages. What is Australian Rules Football? Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenklossespod  Leave us a voicemail (leave your name and pronouns): 267-371-7218 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenthousandlosses 

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it doesn't just make your skin crawl no I like how there's people responding to that like sincerely like oh Liam if you really please don't talk to internet people yeah I'm like go talk to your friends what do you think i'm doing i have a pal pal it's all right it's it's it's it's it's all right it's a joke it's a joke um oh man so you're you're you're living life in an undisclosed

location um i'm in the jersey shore but i won't tell you what town oh oh wait you just broke up that i'm i'm on the jersey shore but i'm not gonna tell you what town i'm in no that's privileged information yeah you don't know um i was you can you can figure it out if you work hard enough yeah i'm sure you've mentioned it on some podcast somewhere. I'm sure I have. I've bleeped it on here, but I was in an unnamed Caribbean island that I mentioned aloud on Twitter. So, yeah, that was cool. I survived Tropical Storm Brett. Many congratulations.

That was kind of interesting. I bet. Yeah. Yeah. uh many many congratulations interesting i bet yeah yeah it's uh do you know it is just a meteorology corner for one second uh and this ties into to like you know we the bat the bad air is back uh for a little bit i guess not not as bad as before but uh dude the thunder sounds different down there down in the tropics i don't know if it's got anything to do with the troposphere being higher yeah it was like it wouldn't it was echoing far longer and it shook the building oh wow oh i just ripped my headphone out that fucking hurt i moved my bike so you can hear me a bit better yeah yeah you sound good i'm coming coming through clear yeah you actually sound the best you've

sounded since we started talking today right now good good good good good i'm glad yeah um all right uh so anyway dead air dead air dead air baby all right let's let's talk about Sprott's. Sprott's. Well, I also want to issue. Yeah, the fuck the Supreme Court of the United States. Yeah, it's an illegitimate institution. It doesn't have any power to enforce it. Yeah, so a real president would say, all right, go ahead and enforce it. You know, with what?

Yeah, I hate to quote Andrew Jackson, but he has made his ruling. Now let him enforce it precisely man what a oh but the institutions the institutions suck I don't give a fuck I don't care anymore I'm done

they overturned affirmative action in institutes of higher education you know so that's fucked yeah that's yeah terrible country for terrible people terrible terrible garbage ship we're on and it's slowly sinking it is a slow decline it it is has been slow it's just been made more obvious yeah you know we're in the decline of empire this is the end yeah and and as as the empire declines you know capital is going to concentrate all of its resources

into preserving its power and suppressing any possibility of betterment. So I guess after the collapse, we have a shot, but, you know. Yeah, maybe. All right, let's not be doomers. We got a shot at the better world as possible, even if we got to build it with our own four hands. From the ashes of the old you know what that means

Batman? you know what that means Alfred the last capitalist we had will be the one who sold us the rope Alfred Master Wayne Master Wayne I don't know why I did that voice. Master Wayne.

Master Wayne, but don't you see the dialectics? Yeah. Fucking horrible voice. I'm starting with pain right now. We're going to destroy it all. Starting with... Not me, though. Not me, though. Not me, though. I'm going with pain right now. We're going to destroy it all. Starting with... Not me, though. Not me, though.

I'm going to kill... No great loss. Alright, yeah, no. Not at all. Might have to bleep that, but no great loss. Yeah, I will have to do that. Speaking of rich people dying, the submarine, that was very funny that they died. Eat shit.

I don't know if you guys talked about that oh we did in the new goddamn news the new one uh i feel bad for the titanic researcher and that guy's kid but the rest of them eat shit yeah yeah the rest of them yeah the the i honestly the the owner guy the the big the stockton bush right the mush he's really at the benjamin rush see yeah making that up yeah yeah um uh yeah i don't want to beat it to death because it's everyone's talked about it but jesus fucking christ you know me like with like you know mr safety uh kind of protocols how i was just screaming every every time i read an article i was like jesus christ um but yeah so fuck that um oh your audio died are you there yes i am oh okay i just your background noise stopped all

right sorry i was just listening to you no my bad oh that's okay no you're fine um 95 preliminary report came out speaking of safety yes yeah uh did you drive over that yet? Yes, I did. Yeah, I did. And it was fine. You can't even tell. You can't even tell. No, you can't. You can't.

I thought it was fine. Where are you? You're already here? I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right here. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What? But a bit of it, but a bit of it, but a bit of it, but a bit of it. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. We have to cut out that first part of the tom there yeah you yeah sorry one voice i mean i mean uh that is the same sound just one's voice and the other's not um yeah yeah uh it's all right i dead named you i've I've yeah I transitioned from guy to guy one big circle

yeah I got my penis enlarged and so I decided I needed a more masculine name what did you need the enlarging for dude I've seen you hang dog it was for the length I had the girth it was a soda can I gotcha a pack of tennis balls hanging there.

Yeah. Alright. The air is terrible. I'm down to shore in Undisclosed Beach Town, although you can figure it out if you try hard enough. It's down shore. Down shore.

There's a little bit of haze here. Philly was pretty fucking gnarly. It's a little scratchy up in Bucks County. Yeah, so there's a little bit of haze here Philly was pretty fucking gnarly Yeah, it's a little scratchy up in Bucks County Yeah, I bet But yeah, so I guess we should do the intro Unless there's another thing you want to wrap up Nah, let's do it Alright, hello, welcome to another episode of 10,000 Losses

The only Philadelphia sports podcast that exists I'm your host, Tom Payne Blow me birds with friends My pronouns are he him and with me is my co-host yay liam hi my name is liam anderson my pronouns are also he and him i gotta say that the i don't think the tweet did numbers uh but it should have where it was a guy posted his leg in a rights to ricky sanchez um saw that yeah the skin the skinny like yeah all right we're not body shaming But A 10,000 losses

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Listen to right No no You gotta learn the left yeah um all right uh announcements uh i guess we're we're going to be recording a secret bonus very soon like tomorrow the last minute yeah tomorrow release at the last minute um so yeah that'll be fun voicemail call on 267-371-7218 give us your name and promise tell us what you do with no don't no no cut that you have to cut that one uh we don't need that yeah uh that's a note for me to cut it uh oh okay fair enough yeah uh all right uh so let's get

into it so um the 24th perfect game in mlb history pitched by a dickhead against a dickhead team domingo herman against a triple a team against the athletics which are triple a team that make no mistake you know i i don't i'm not besmirching the athletics players or their fans they're getting screwed over um and the team's bad on purpose. I blame him. I blame the owner for this. Yeah, John Fisher. Oh, 100%. And Domingo Herman, Yankees pitcher, was suspended two or three years ago for 81 games. Yep.

Half a season. Yep. Which is pretty significant for significant domestic abuse stuff. I'm not going to say what it was. You can go ahead and find out for yourself. You can read the warning yourself. We're not in the business of glorifying that. Yeah, he's a prick.

Fuck this dude. Tell us how you would shove a baseball up his butt. Not a baseball bat. The whole ball. Yeah. So, 24th perfect game. Yeah. Yeah, so 24th perfect game.

Congratulations, I guess. Doesn't count. Fucking asshole. King Felix is still the last one in my mind, and he's a good guy. And he actually used to donate to anti-DA stuff, so yeah. So fuck that shit. But let's get it out of

bad vibes. Let's talk about good vibes let's talk about the fightings the fightings let's talk about kyle schwarber's worst in the national league batting average and how the vibes based fills are simply cruising like a stinger missile to victory yeah we took we we we lost the series to the braves one of the games was canceled or postponed um we took two out of three against the mets which and and the last one uh i was there that sunday um that was the mets walked and hit by pitch guys to win yeah like i needed yeah i i if you was so confused as to what happened. Perfect moment right now.

It's a low Mets moment. You see what the owner said? Stephen Cohen is just like, all hope's not lost, but we're getting there. Oh, man. And I got to say, I do have to maintain support for Steve Cohen just because he is spending money. He's doing what he should be doing as an owner. Yeah. steve cohen just because he is spending money he's doing he's doing he's doing what he should be doing as an owner yeah if you you know and and the bats just have had a string of injuries a string of bad luck they are good shit happened over 100 games last year yeah nl east is a difficult division right right right the marlins are the marlins still in second place at this point like so like the marlins have like luis arias who's

fucking hitting 397 like the dude is absolutely he's absolutely nuts uh i will say it's been like as much as i i hate uh la teams just on boston homerism yeah it has been really good to see shohei otani oh like thrive which he's really doing it is insane yeah i mean they're 44 and 38 you know the the angels have have been sort of basement not basement dwellers but like have been wasting a lot of the talent yeah they wasted they're wasting trout they wasted half again half a game back of of the wild card which we're currently occupied by the blue jays yeah but enough about that shit let's talk about the phils the fightings dude i i am all i am they are seven and three in their last ten they have a minus nine run differential uh they're on they're they're

they're fuck it they're dude vibes based baseball is back in Philadelphia. It's back. They started playing dancing on their own again because they mistakenly thought that was a second-place song. Yeah. No, it's a first-place song. So I know that a lot of people don't understand the statistics of baseball, sabermetrics, myself included in some kind. I want to talk about the fact that

Kyle Schorber leads the team in home runs with 20. He is hitting .185, meaning that he fails to hit the ball more than eight times for every time he hits it. But when he hits it, he goes yard.

So his baseball reference war is negative 0.7 but but uh he is let's look at it uh yeah he's batting 185 which we should which we should we should say is bad is bad i mean he's bad 218 last year and hit 46 home runs um his ops plus which is a weighted statistic uh weighted statistic is 108 which means he's eight percent better than you so he's still eight percent better producer at the plate than your average baseball player i love kyle schwarber yeah i i will say i will say this is like the mets epic collapse against the phils the phils just like all gas no breaks we're gonna try to win every game eight to five approach yeah yeah i mean

that's what this team is built to do right it's just get the bats get the bats going yeah jesus christ swerver has 103 strikeouts yeah he's like second in the league. Oh, man. I love him. I love him. Big, big, beefy boy. I mean, him and him and Turner have been a bit disappointing. But, you know, Castellanos is back to his old form. Hitting 314. Not bad. Ninety five hits on the season. No, he's he's his OPS plus is 134. You know, he's his OPS on baseball slugging is 857, 800. It's like a good benchmark. So he's he's he's playing well. Castellanos is a doubles machine again.

He's Nicky two bags. Nicky two bags. Yeah, Nicky two bags. What did you I don't think we've made the joke on, on this podcast yet, but I want to say, I want to give Tom a hundred percent of the credit. Cause I've been using this joke nonstop for weeks that Kyle Schwarber

runs like he's carrying soup. Yes. Yeah. Runs like he's carrying soup or he has a poopy diaper. One of the two. Yeah. He suddenly pooped his pants. Yeah.

He must get back to the clubhouse. Yeah. He he can't run he can't run well he made he he made a running jumping catch on the sunday game against the mets and all of us were like jesus christ get this guy some oxygen i didn't know he could jump that high like he made he jumped like a foot it was like jesus um but no this team is um just fucking insane and we have a decent bullpen now and you know if christopher sanchez could be a number five guy uh yeah it's um it's a good team it's a vibes based team it's all good vibes you can tell they really do like each other yeah exactly i mean i understand that this is a three percenter meeting that plays baseball but i don't really give a shit yeah um sorry so i was looking up stats and just nick castellanos is i'll i gotta send you the picture his uh baseball official team picture um where is it there you

go i can go click on that just he looks like he's gonna kill you yeah yeah that's just like the fuck am i making two backs yeah that yeah um he looks like what the fuck are you having just use it from last year yeah stop it stop it are we trading for goldschmidt is that what i'm reading i i keep i keep hearing rumors about it and then people keep sharing like a sports illustrated article which by the way sports illustrated online is just clickbait yes like it's like this is how mike trout could join the phillies and it's like after his contract's done and he's like that's 39 yeah it's like it's it's that uh just like wishful thinking porn basically

yeah i i don't think yeah so i like people want to talk about like training for goldschmidt we don't need to i want reese hoskins to get be back next year want to show me contract i want uh we have bryce harper to play first base um which might be happening sooner than later uh there's no we don't need paul we don't first off he's a fucking anti-vax weirdo he's a schmuck we don't need another one yeah he's good he's getting old that we don't i don't think there's any real moves i need to make at the deadline unless they they're they somehow are able to get like see i would even trade nola nola wants a lot of money and you could get something for nola but unless you can get another solid number two pitcher like a stud yeah yeah nola's not an ace i don't think he ever will be anymore but he's a number two or three and uh

we we need him this year right and i think i was texting you earlier in the season i was like fucking just trade him when we were when we were really bad like right you know five games below 500 but now you know we're above uh you know five is based everything baby yep uh but yeah this this team it's fun to watch um they're frustrating when they suck it's yeah it's fun and frustrating which is sort of what teams should be like jose alvarado last night um just you know like we witnessed him walk the bases loaded and then strike out the side like right uh that's real that's real phil's shit like that's just real phil's shit yeah every time uh craig kimbrell comes oh god i get i just i get the sweats what version of craig are we getting because you know he's getting up there and he's he's up there he still has his stuff, but he doesn't have the command.

No, not quite. This team, it's fun. It's fun to watch. I took my niece and her grandmother Oh, did you? Yeah, on Sunday. Oh, that was nice of you. And her grandma is a total Mets fan.

Oh. Put it back. My niece had a Phillies shirt shirt but also had mets on the back by the sixth inning my niece was i hate the bets go philly like she was into it like we were getting up and cheering oh hell yeah she was looking at her grandma i'm like i hope the mets lose oh yeah dude it was it was so much fun i i am a real piece of shit i i actually do want to talk about something else while we're talking about news yeah uh the boston celtics who uh exists to break my heart yes uh traded my favorite player marcus smart to the memphis grizzlies and added

chris staff's fucking poor zingas who i don't give a shit about. And I just was like, I don't even fucking care about basketball anymore. Like just bring the birds back. That's really all I give a shit about this point, the birds and the Bruins. Like I don't have space in my heart for more than that. And, and I,

and because of you, I was talking to Roz. He was at my house the other day, me, him and my dad were hanging out and I had this horrific, creeping realization that like my two favorite sports might be football and baseball oh no i've started to really like baseball now i've become you i'm gonna shave my head uh get the dick large inning surgery oh well you don't

need it um oh thank you dude yeah yeah i'm not very girthy, but I got the like. We're not alike in that way. You combine our dicks. It's the perfect dong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know.

You won't get this kind of dick coverage on rights to Ricky Sanchez, will you? No. This is that. Yeah, this is. Well, I was listening to your last WTYP on the plane plane and you're just like can we have a podcast without cum and it's like no the version for this is like can we have a podcast where they don't talk about their dicks no we can't uh let's yeah so i'm i'm pretty mad at the celtics uh yeah i would i would be bad if i was honestly i'm heartbroken i mean that's how i was feeling like i i trust brad stevens to know better than me but like fading the heart and soul of the team never feels good yeah especially a guy who's

like as unlikable as marcus smart was yeah like i i love dudes that like like he's not a bad person he's just flops and he plays a little dirty and it's like a very boston celtics like my favorite iteration of the celtics teams as long as i've been alive has been obviously the big three in the 2008 season when they won the title against uh i think it was the lakers but the uh the jay crowder isaiah thomas led fuck you boston celtics that were only ever trying to fight and like built an identity out of being like scrappy is not even the word like actively hostile yeah well I think that still thinks you have to have a trash talker and like you had like Jay Crowder and Isaiah Thomas and friends like yeah just I and like I've said this before it's like my one of my favorite iterations

of celtics basketball has always been marcus smart and friends we're like against the heat in the bubble game four or five marcus smart went off for like 20 in the third quarter by himself just was like not missing a three and it was it was absolutely stupendous they brought in kemba who i really liked and then kemba didn't really work out with the injury and gordon hayward didn't really work out and i've been very like bring back isaiah thomas and do what the bruins are doing and just reload the 2011 team that's what the bruins are doing milan lucic is coming back uh from calgary old man lucic they're getting the band back together the bruins are and that that has made me very happy i like the the reload the team that won the stanley cup more than a decade ago approach

yeah where's kevin garnett what's he up to yeah right he's he's a bad fgm commercials he could probably still play let's go yeah he could definitely still trash talk yeah uh i i i'm gonna miss marcus smart sincerely and genuinely i loved the guy uh and it's funny because i have two celtics jerseys i have a kemba walker jersey and a marcus smart jersey neither of them play for the bostick celtics get a tatum jersey next please i don't want a tatum jersey i dude i don't like i i have i have i have said this this is my hottest hottest sports take in terms of like realism besides my insane bobby or was better than gretzky take uh which is actually

my dad's uh is uh is that they should trade tatum like and i fully earnestly believe they should trade jason and i have said that for years uh i i for some reason when it first happened i thought they traded Tatum and that was like in the back of my head and I was eating like the Tatum spicy chips and I thought I glad I didn't because you would have made fun of me but I was gonna be like oh look who's wearing a Celtics jersey and like you would have gotten that and been like yeah

because he plays on the Celtics like what the fuck is that supposed to mean shame to show Marcus smart chips but they exist Shame they're still Marcus Smart Chips. No, they exist, but they're poisonous. They're super hot. One in every 30 of them will kill you. They're only made out of the green potatoes.

Yeah. When they sit in the fridge too long. I love Marcus, man. I'm sad. The solanine. He gets solanine poisoning from the Marcus Smart smart chips that's fine that's understandable they're only in the the la and philly market for some reason that's weird yeah it's interesting speaking of uh philadelphia basketball arden might be coming back he's probably he's probably coming back i don't

it seems like it he wants a chip that's what he has said he wants a chip and he's not going to get in with the rockets no he won't i think that was trying to bump his price up a little i i thought that too but you can never you'll get your bag if you want it but if you do want a championship you ain't winning it with the rockets the the the probably the worst sports of the philly sports reddit's the worst is the sixers one yeah i bet because it's just a bunch of smug dickheads yeah it's all it's all process guys and and they're like uh sign and trade harden for paul george it's like okay uh what was it i saw i like that george that's bad i like that uh signing signing hard uh harden sending harden um tobias two first round picks and for paul george what

yeah and people were upvoting like 300 of us i was like what the fuck is wrong with you what why paul george can't play basketball anymore he's gonna play 60 games not even yeah 35 like like he's i'm sorry what no no you look harden's got his issues but the guy is like durable and plays plays basketball yeah yeah i mean just gotta control his you know what just build a strip club into the wells for honestly honestly just call it jimmy's just call it jimmy's y'all know what we're doing and he's got it and he's got the penthouse you know he's got the champagne room is his bedroom and as long as he wakes up and he's 82 and 0 82 and 0

if the team had if the team had the team facility included a strip club with with the champagne 82 and oh not close 82 and oh yeah doesn't have to go anywhere 82 and oh yeah you you will not pay for a thing um unless as long as you wake up in time for practice hey dude you know what wake up at 4 p.m for a home game fuck. Fuck it. No, we don't care. Get some shit. Yeah, as long as you're fresh. That's all we care about. We care that you're fresh. Yeah.

Easy. And the plane, too. We'll put one on the plane. Yeah. We don't know if this is strictly FAA legal, but they haven't said anything to us, so we're going to roll with it. What is FAA? What is it?

How does the load shift? Federal ass administration. Fucking ass administration. FAAA. Federal Ass Administration. Fucking Ass Administration. Fat Ass Administration. The tail number is just N8. Oh, I'll show you a tail number.

I'll give you my tail number. Yeah. How does the weight shift of the stripper pole as she moves up and down on the airplane like you gotta do the stripper pole to the upright position yeah right right right yeah um yeah we're gonna we're gonna have a stripper on each side so it doesn't unbalance the load amazing uh where else where else can you get this kind of uh engineering slash sports slash uh titty jokes um not from fucking rice ricky sanchez tell you that absolutely not no you're gonna get bark at the park and skateboards um fuck you spike asking i'll fuck you yeah

come on come on the podcast in the in debate us goward open oh oh i'm gonna say um every sentence on purpose just to annoy you uh unfortunately they don't have a vocal fry filter i can uh make your voice sound good yeah uh talk about the new nba cba yeah uh i forgot who sent it to me uh oh we were i think it was patrick patrick tagged us in it um that there's fines now for nba players publicly demanding a trade that's ridiculous it's yeah i guess they agreed to it though but um i get it but like that's a little a little much yeah if you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen ownership yeah oh no governors i'm sorry uh they're team governors yes of course oh my mistake shut the fuck up i fucking hate that ridiculous yeah so oh well owner sounds like a slave well

yes yeah it does but they do own the team like it is you know they don't own the players governor oh yeah i'll go into the governor's mansion to discuss it's not more equitable shut up it doesn't yeah it doesn't sound any better like team parent if you called it the caretaker i would at least appreciate that care Team caretaker? Yeah, because it's bullshit liberal people first language, but at least it's so convoluted you kind of come back around. Oh, my God. The caretakes person. Caretakes person.

Yeah, that's a little much. The Flyers did some drafting. They drafted a guy who's not going to play until 2026. It said on his Wikipedia page that he's a right winger. Now, so what position does he play? Well, he shoots left. All right. That was supposed to be a joke.

Matt May Mishov, I guess. Yeah. And they also drafted Oliver Bonk. Well, he can do. He's a really good defenseman he's a really good defenseman but they're both kind of project guys uh i want to tell you something oliver bonk yeah born in 2005 oh what's like that oh yeah yeah he's 18 right yeah oh i guess i draft him young in hockey yeah conor bedard got drafted at 17 so yeah so these guys are gonna do like what what age these guys usually come up like 22 32 23 yeah all right so it's like baseball yeah it is this

the this the matvey minkoff is gonna be in the khl through 25 26 but assuming he develops well there he should make the jump to uh the nhl pretty well at like right like right on time assuming like the rebuild goes well same thing with bonk like you know they they drafted relatively well they drafted like a a really good score and then also like a shut down defensive guy uh to stabilize the lines a little bit yeah so you know they got to rebuild uh the bruins didn't draft in the first round uh but we're bringing uh alan lucic back because my team is a fucking joke um now maybe the flyers will be good and we can actually cover them at some point

probably not but maybe does anyone ask matt vay what his opinion is on the russia ukraine no i don't think we should yeah no um oh i did i tell you i had a i had a student that was um russian and the kids were giving them shit and uh i actually like talked like i sat the kid down yeah do you want me to like handle these kids when they start like giving you shit over this he's like you know it's like he's like i don't support this shit he's like there's a lot of like a lot of my family doesn't like putin and but you can't say anything um right i was like uh yeah so i don't know um war is not good for the uh the working class what do you think about the uh the failed wagner rebellion yeah tell us yeah tell us which which nazis do you like um yeah do you like do you like

the russian nationalists or the ukrainian nationalists um man i wish they just people have a right to defend themselves but jesus christ stop making me stop making me do it ukraine makes it hard and obviously we we're very very very on the record our position we don't like either side i mean we support the people to not be invaded but we don't like the nazis on either side yeah exactly um yeah it's like oh come on zelensky dude you're jew. Come on, take it. Be more serious about this, right? Take care of that for the people, man. You know? He listens, so.

Yeah, Vladdy. Vladdy Z. Big fan of the show. Yeah, he's on Patreon. He is. It's actually Charlie from Roxborough. Charlie from Roxborough? No, it's not Charlie from Roxborough,

because we know what he would do with it. Yeah. No, no, it's not Charlie from Roxborough. Charlie because we know what he would do with it yeah no no it's not charlie from roxford charlie we love you no yeah i try to think who is the most prominent ukrainian that was in the soviet union during world war ii most prominent ukrainian soviet i don't know who was a khrushchev uh he's uh yeah charlie khrushchev I could see. He's not a tankie, so I could see that, you know. Once again, it's time for the Charlie praise. The Charlie corner.

The Charlie corner, yeah. Yeah. We'll get to the Charlie, the union corner in a second. So we're doing well, but then they tied and lost. Bummer. Let's talk about the NFL suspending four players for gambling violations. Let's talk about, let's talk about the NFL suspending four players for gambling. Let's talk about real football. Yeah.

Gambling violations, which, um, two on the Colts and Demetrius Taylor and an OT for the Titans for betting on other sports. So, so indefinite suspensions. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, were they, and, and some of them were saying they were not betting on the NFL. Some of these guys were betting on the Colts, betting on their own team, which you can't do. Yeah, you can't do that.

Like, you can't – just don't bet on your sport. No. Flat out. I mean, you shouldn't do it. No. So we're up to one, two, three, four, five, six definite suspensions yeah nine nine total uh suspensions yeah um yeah what is it uh nicholas petite frere yeah for the titan was yeah it was not nfl i'm only being saying uh it was not because it was at the titans facility yeah yeah like why would you do

it there why like yeah i they have a new policy out uh don't bet on the nfl don't gamble at your team facility while traveling for a road game or something hotel don't have someone bet for you don't share inside information don't enter a sports book during the nfl playing season don't play daily fantasy football just just do pump and dump schemes like the other guys, the rest of the guys. Exactly. Yeah. Go do dumb commercials for your local, like... Cadillac dealership.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, do that. Or your craft brewery at Warburg. Yeah. Which the first set didn't even have his fucking uh his they really missed an opportunity to call it shore beer for beer oh that is shore beerian yeah why don't you call it shore beer yeah he is i'm sorry i love kyle shoreber what a doofy looking dude yeah Schwarber, what is good in life?

To drink the beer, to see the beers driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the beer. I don't know. I like that one. I liked that one. Conan Barbarian. Have you seen Conan Barbarian anytime recently?

Yeah, like a couple years ago. It's one of my dad's favorite movies. It's a fun movie. The sexism kind of stuff that's there is a little shitty, but it's still a fun movie. My favorite movie is Animal House, dude. I've got no position to talk. It is a funny movie.

It does not hold up. I mean, it holds up as a comedy, but not as a... And neither of the guys that made it were creeps too but yeah um what am i gonna do yeah let's listen to some goddamn voicemails yep um oh speaking of beer though one last thing yeah uh go look up um what's his name jason kelsey chugging some bruskies oh i saw that yeah that it's becoming his thing i love that this guy could run for mayor he would win oh breaking news

breaking news is picking up his 35.6 million dollar option and sides are beginning to work together and exploring trade scenarios it is expected that harden has played his last game in philadelphia oh shit oh shit. Hold on. Alright, this is worth looking at. Where did this come out of? Woj. Woj. Let me look it up.

Damn. The Knicks. Oh, is this Paul George trade going to happen? Oh, no. Why can't I get Woj on Twitter? Wojnowski. How the fuck do you spell it?

It's W-O-J-E-S-P-N. Oh, I got him. Yeah. Oh. I wonder what fell through. Maybe they said you can't go to the stripper plane. Maybe the stripper plane was vetoed. I think so.

Yeah. Well, we'll see what happens. All right, Tyrese Maxey. Tyrese Maxey, yes. You're up, buddy. Our sweet boy, Tyrese Maxey. I don't think he's... I think that he's

never had sex and never will. Seems too nice. Real Nikolai Tesla vibes. Yeah. Abro Ace. Hero Tyrese Maxey. I guess it's time for voicemails.

We'll be monitoring Twitter during the voicemails. Alright, we got three this week. We got two from some regulars and we got one from a new guy or new person. So, we got Wayne. Hey, Tom. Hey, Liam. It's Wayne. I finally

somehow stumbled out of the Middlelands marshes to find my phone. And here I am. A lot of stuff has happened. Apparently Vegas now has the Stanley Cup hostage. And the Denver Nuggets have won the NBA finals. Further solidifying my hatred of Stan Kroenke for everything he has done.

The Mets are doing absolutely terribly. Good. And drinking just doesn't do it justice anymore. Oh, jeez. Oh, yikes. So here's to the rest of the baseball season, and fuck Stan Kroenke, and fuck Jeff Fisher. Solidarity with the fans of Oakland A. Absolutely.

That sucks. Do we have a live Corinne reaction? Yeah, she quote figured that was going to happen. Corinne McGrath, basketball bower. Yeah. Not going to Houston. He's going to go

to LA for some fucking reason. Woj says, yeah, LA or Knicks. He wants to go to LA for some fucking reason he wants to go to the Knicks get out of my crew back what are you doing alright yeah give me the next one next one is our it's the Charlie corner

it's Charlie from Roxborough alright hey guys it's Charlie from Roxborough. All right. Hey, guys. Hey, Tom. Yay, Liam. It's Charlie from Roxborough. After – sorry about blowing out your eardrums from Citizen's Bank Park. This should be a much more quieter call.

You did lose against Santa Fe in a stinker, but it looks like they were going to have back-to-back stinkers, giving up two goals early. Pretty much looked dead. The Bronx's own, by the way, of the Union Farm System, Jack LaGland, our beloved Lil C, got the first goal on a looper in front of the keeper that was trying to, you know, pass it in, but the keeper misread it and went in the net. And then, you know, it looked like they were going to go down 3-1. Goal gets called back on an obvious foul.

And then Jose Andres Martinez, the greatest Philadelphia Union player to not score a goal other than Ray Gattis, finally scored a goal, scoring an absolute screamer in the 90th minute to take the point, you know, take the two points away from Orlando and tied it up. And, you know, the Ill Sugar Man tour continues of Florida. And, you know, the union will play, you know, not available yet, but Mr. 30% of the league, Leonel Messi, and Internationale de Miami de Club de Football,

coming to town at the Subaru on Saturday. Don't look for tickets, but they're probably available now when people realize that he's not coming yet. But it's a good thing they played them now and not two months from now where everybody would be selling River End tickets for like $400. But, you know, the messy effect's happening, but, you know, the the messy effect happening but you know the here and now is the montinez effect and uh you know a draw that feels like a win uh later guys thanks charlie i what are the things that i uh i i learned about the union and we were like we were talking

about how like the mls is sort of like a feeder league at this point for europe and that's kind of what's bankrolled the union success is that they they don't have guys to stick around for a long time but they the team gets money money for it yes and so by having a good farm system and selling players it sounds horrible but it kind of is what it is right no i understand to um your european teams they they have been funding their success um and i think if i recall correctly like the premier league or i should say that like the english football association like the Which is not the Premier League The Premier League is on The EFL

Yeah yeah yeah I thought you were talking about Yeah they They have upgraded the tier Of the MLS To something like a third Like Like a rank three

Like it's got a ten or something So like they're like a rank three feeder That's kind of Kind of cool Seeing It could be It would be funny If we beat the Europeans at their own game.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Messi coming here is kind of a little bit of that. I mean, also for Messi, it means that he could just become dominant. And shouts out to Messi's wife for not wanting to fucking live in Saudi Arabia. That's kind of cool. And, you know, you haven't been to a game yet. We still got to get you the one. I'd like that.

They put out a fun game. They said you had a ball. That's really cool. What was that? They said you had a ball. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For some reason, my brain processes. They sent your head a ball. I was like, what the fuck?

Yeah. My brain sometimes sometimes i worry about all good dude uh all right uh let's see anything rocker washinowski nicks guard josh hart has exercised his 12.9 million option for 2023 2024 oh man that's he going to be involved in the trade then, too. Let's see what happens. All right. Get off Twitter. And we have, I think it's Raka. We got one last voicemail.

Hello there, Tom. Yay, Liam. This is Raka from Jersey, and I'm no longer in New Jersey because I'm currently in Medellin and I have experienced suffering. So the local soccer team, they held it for, okay, they tied the first game in the series. And since it's like a points-based series instead of a thing like a

win-based series, tied the first game. We got our first goal in like the first 20 minutes. Held it, held it, held it until 70 minutes when the opponent from Bogota, Mijonadios, got their goal win. And then it went to penalties. And then it sucked ass from there. Penalties are an illegitimate fucking...

Penalties are an illegitimate way to decide a match. You have to talk to Union Pete about that one. Anyway. is an illegitimate way to decide a match. You have to talk to Union Pete about that one. Anyway, if you want to drink Busta Bun in a more readily available format, drink a lime Smirnoff. No, not lime. Drink a

apple Smirnoff. Fuck Penn State, go Birds, go Phil's, fuck the Yanks. Yeah, Fuck the Yanks. Yeah, Fuck the Yanks. What was the drink you said? Drink the Bun? What was it? I heard Smirnoff Apple. I don't know.

Boast the Bun. Looking for like a... Weiss Stefan? Yeah, Weiss Stefan the... Oh, Wein Stefan. That's what I figured. Wein Stefan. Here, let me... Yeah, why Stefan the... Oh, Weinstefan. That's what I figured.

Weinstefanen. Ugh. Isn't that how you say it? I don't know, man. I'm an asshole. Weinstefanen. They make a lot of beers. God damn.

Yeah. So, if you don't want to... Just drink an apple smear... Oh, that's an insult. I like apple smear. I'm a bitch. I don't care. That's a beer insult, though. If your beer tastes like apples, you have too much acetylaldehyde, and you haven't fully fermented your beer.

Beer talk. You knowing more than the actual German? Yeah. Before we met, and I was listening to the beer episode of WTYP the entire time, I was like, I want to just correct everything. And Roz knows a bit. And you know a bit, too. But you've been using my knowledge.

I haven't brewed in like a year. Wow. I might give my brother my brewing equipment to hold until I get a place for the yard or shed. Yeah. Good. Yeah, I know. I might get my brother my brewing equipment to hold until I get a place with a yard or a shed. Yeah. Anyway. Well, thanks, Raka, for the... Barely intelligible voicemail.

Appreciate it. Well, very well pronounced. And I'm not being sarcastic there. The Spanish names. Medellin, that's Colombia, right? Medellin? That's Colombia, right? Yes, it's Colombia.

Cool. Yeah, thanks. If it was Weinstephan, let us know if you need to correct that. If you're calling Weinstephan apple smear enough, that is seriously. You were besmirching the world's oldest brewery how dare you talk to terms uh we got a couple dms one from yeah um oh go ahead where'd i go yeah uh did you want to read it hello tom and yay liam tom should be a vtuber for the live stream

game he could be the old septa logo or a cat or something or an evil liam clone like nay liam i'm just chilling now that hockey is over blue jackets continue to be embarrassing las vegas now holds a fucking stanley cup but the blue jackets don't fuck penn state and just fuck ohio i like that yeah not even all fucking place i i like the alter ego version of you that's nalium yeah but i guess you actually are like friendly to everybody they're not hostile for no reason you're not hostile yeah you're uh you're marxist leonard this like chess champion yeah oh yeah um no that's you know what a vtuber. I don't want to talk about it. That's fucking...

No thanks. Although I did say if I was some sort of evil wizard... I should just get a wizard getup one. That would be cool. I would like that. Wizards are seeing a resurgence right now. There's one line. It's called wizard posting.

Yeah. Some of them are pretty funny. We'll roll it. We get an Australian rules football fan. All for the new key. Howdy, fellas. Have you got any? Stop moving the fucking cursor. It's Australia's

most popular football league and it follows Australian rules. I think it would be an interesting topic to cover if either of you two haven't done so already. Thanks. All the best. Yeah, we can do that why not and well what i'm going to do is i'm going to put the video that that they linked us i'm going to put the video in the show the show notes it makes me so mad that's what i do um yeah we'll put it in the show notes um uh definitely take a look at that um australian you've watched australian real so well before oh yeah yeah it definitely is cool yeah it's it's it's an episode on it fuck it why not man yeah do a research but yeah

yeah new new, rule for the, uh, is that Nuki or like nukes? That's what I want to know. I think it's Nuki. Get it? Yeah. Yeah. It's like the Australian diminutive. Yeah.

Yeah. But it would be kind of funny if that was like, yeah, it's Nuki and Nuki probably sounds the same, like getting laid because they probably merged the Nuki, Nuki merger. God damn you. Australian English. god damn you in australian english i'm gonna write a paper on this i hope you do all right uh shout out yeah so that'll be in the show notes there's a video explains the rules shouts out to north catholic uh to your patients kyle c patrick m sean p my guest may the beast d with d uh no new 700 level patrons get on that shit uh voicemail 267-371-7218 give us your name

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